Speaker 1: Peen in the middle of the night ruins your sleep.
Speaker 1: It is the Minnesota Goodbye. And Jenny and I both
Speaker 1: have an issue where we get up to pee in
Speaker 1: the middle of the night. I think most people do.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's a guy thing, but it sounds like with
Speaker 1: you it doesn't matter. Oh yeah, no, why are you
Speaker 1: getting Do you drink a lot of water before you
Speaker 1: go to bed?
Speaker 2: I mean I only drink pretty much water and coffee
Speaker 2: throughout my day, so I would say it just like
Speaker 2: depends a lot, because like, if I do work out
Speaker 2: later in the day, then yes, I'm consuming a ton
Speaker 2: of water, probably closer to bedtime.
Speaker 3: But no, it just varies.
Speaker 2: And I mean it started probably when I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know twenty seven twenty eight, that I would
Speaker 2: get up every single night and have to pee, would
Speaker 2: not be able to fall asleep until I got up
Speaker 2: and went to the bathroom. And lately I've been like
Speaker 2: somehow controlling it. And I told Dave that I woke
Speaker 2: up this morning and felt like a different person because
Speaker 2: I did not get up in the middle of the night.
Speaker 2: And I know we joke about me getting up and
Speaker 2: snacking in the middle of the night. I really do
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 4: That's so funny to me.
Speaker 3: But it's only.
Speaker 2: Because it's like almost like I've been conditioned that if
Speaker 2: I go and I have to pee, I also I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have a snack, and I also can't fall asleep
Speaker 2: until I have a little snack.
Speaker 1: That just floors me, because when I get up to
Speaker 1: pee in the middle of the night, I try my
Speaker 1: best not to wake all the way up. Like I
Speaker 1: turn on the hall light instead of the bathroom light,
Speaker 1: so I'm not there in a blazing bright light. And
Speaker 1: then I try to think about what my dreams were,
Speaker 1: because I've noticed that if I can think about what
Speaker 1: my dreams had been, it gets my mind in a
Speaker 1: more of a relaxed state instead of thinking about work
Speaker 1: or my car or insurance or whatever. So I try
Speaker 1: to keep my thoughts really stupid. Yeah, and like I'm
Speaker 1: trying to remember what I dreamt about last night. Oh,
Speaker 1: I have so many dreams all the time that something's
Speaker 1: going wrong on the radio station. And it was funny
Speaker 1: because I was last night. I had you guys laughing
Speaker 1: in my dream because I was doing an impression of
Speaker 1: a drunk okay, and you guys were laughing, and we
Speaker 1: were like, that should be a new character on a show.
Speaker 1: On the show is a drunk and you were laughing
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden it went nowhere and
Speaker 1: then it's like, okay, but that was just kind of
Speaker 1: like a stupid dream. So if I think about a
Speaker 1: dream that I can get right back into it. But
Speaker 1: I if I have like a glass of wine before bed,
Speaker 1: I got to get up and pee. If I don't,
Speaker 1: then I don't have to get up in pea. So
Speaker 1: for like the last couple of weeks, I haven't had
Speaker 1: any wine before bed, and I don't have to get
Speaker 1: up in pea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's probably a solution for you. Then I'm
Speaker 2: not drinking wine at night, but I definitely probably would
Speaker 2: get up if I had a drink and have to
Speaker 2: pee in the middle of the night. But it's mostly
Speaker 2: actually because I'm dehydrated and I have to go get
Speaker 2: something to drink.
Speaker 1: Do you keep a glass of water? I keep a
Speaker 1: yetty with a straw so I don't have to fumble
Speaker 1: for it next to my bed.
Speaker 4: To keep a big thing of water.
Speaker 3: I sure do.
Speaker 2: I have the millennial hydroflasks. I'm not a Stanley girl,
Speaker 2: and so I always fill that up before I go
Speaker 2: to bed. But if I've had a glass of wine
Speaker 2: or a few drinks and I wake up to hydrate
Speaker 2: it and need something to drink, water doesn't do it
Speaker 2: for me. Something better, like a poppy or like really yeah,
Speaker 2: like I need something.
Speaker 3: A little bit more flavored a lot or else.
Speaker 2: I start having dreams about drinking some kind of liquid,
Speaker 2: and I wake up from those dreams like needing to
Speaker 2: go get Yes.
Speaker 4: I'll drink.
Speaker 1: I'll dream that I'm really thirsty, and then I'm drinking
Speaker 1: water and I can't get enough. Yep, anything interesting about
Speaker 1: your sleep? Let us know, because I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: something that is something we all have in common. I
Speaker 1: don't sleep, you know, I get I got bad shoulders
Speaker 1: for some reason, so I can't sleep, sleep on my
Speaker 1: side very well for very long. Somebody said, do you
Speaker 1: take like what's a sleep aid like?
Speaker 3: Or then that's that's prescribed melatonin.
Speaker 1: Melatonin, this couple of other ones. They don't do any
Speaker 1: good for me. I don't really notice that they do.
Speaker 1: So let us know. Any sleep interesting story. I was
Speaker 1: thought about taking what's the one ambient, but I've known
Speaker 1: too many people who take ambien and then go do
Speaker 1: something that they shouldn't do, like a friend of mine,
Speaker 1: as she took Ambien, woke her son up in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night, made him French toast.
Speaker 2: My roommate in college would take ambient and one time
Speaker 2: I don't think I had even gotten to sleep yet.
Speaker 3: She would go to sleep really early.
Speaker 2: And one time I woke up or I went out
Speaker 2: just in the kitchen and she was out there trying
Speaker 2: to bake cookies.
Speaker 4: And I was like, because she was on ambient.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 3: And I was like, ah, and you're not supposed to
Speaker 3: like rattle someone.
Speaker 4: Awake, I think, because there's still a sleep But yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Think I tried to like shuffle her to bed because
Speaker 2: I think she had only gotten to like the dough part.
Speaker 2: She wasn't messing with the oven or okay, But I
Speaker 2: was like, Chrissa, you should go to sleep, but like,
Speaker 2: I'll finish this for you.
Speaker 1: I got this go to bed. I had a neighbor
Speaker 1: next door, average woman, she's probably forty five at the time.
Speaker 1: She was sleepwalking. I don't know if she was on Ambien,
Speaker 1: fell down the stairs and broke her leg sleepwalking. We
Speaker 1: don't have any sleepwalking in my family, another friend of mine,
Speaker 1: she would take ambient and then she I don't remember
Speaker 1: all the details because she's a very responsible, professional woman,
Speaker 1: but she took ambient and then she was drinking like
Speaker 1: wine with ambient. Decided to go down to the convenience
Speaker 1: store like a half a mile away and get a pizza.
Speaker 1: Came back home, hit a light pole and got a dui.
Speaker 1: And this is not a dui kind of a person
Speaker 1: at all, but the ambient made her drink and decide,
Speaker 1: I'm going to go get a pizza. So she had
Speaker 1: to pay all the fines and had to go to
Speaker 1: the dui classes and all that stuff. So let's talk
Speaker 1: super Bowl. It is Super Bowl weekend if you are
Speaker 1: listening to this the weekend of the Super Bowl. Here's
Speaker 1: some things to know. Kickoff is going to be five
Speaker 1: thirty Minnesota time on Sunday, YEP. It is at Caesar's
Speaker 1: Super Dome in New Orleans. Fox is going to do
Speaker 1: the broadcasting. Two B will also stream the game live
Speaker 1: in for four K for free on select devices. The
Speaker 1: announcers are Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady, Aaron Andrews, and Tom Rinaldi.
Speaker 1: Pregame coverage starts at one a m.
Speaker 4: One a m.
Speaker 1: Eastern time. That's midnight here on Fox. It says one am,
Speaker 1: and I wonder if that they mean one pm.
Speaker 4: I think they must weird.
Speaker 1: That seems weird because it does say in the next sentence,
Speaker 1: given us five and a half hours of pregame coverage. Okay,
Speaker 1: but then the NFL network starts their pregame stuff at
Speaker 1: five am tomorrow. That's on the NFL network. John Batiste
Speaker 1: is going to do the pregame national anthem. LA d
Speaker 1: C will sing lift every voice and sing do you
Speaker 1: know who ladis is?
Speaker 3: I don't think I do. Yep, maybe i'd know.
Speaker 1: If I saw halftime show. Kendrick Lamar will headline the
Speaker 1: halftime show. There is speculation that Taylor Swift will make
Speaker 1: a guest appearance. I don't think that she will want
Speaker 1: to do that because I think that Taylor knows people
Speaker 1: have enough yeah, and I think that if she shows up,
Speaker 1: I honestly think she might get booed if she showed
Speaker 1: up at the halftime show.
Speaker 2: You got to think that like Taylor probably does enjoy
Speaker 2: doing certain things that aren't always her, like being on
Speaker 2: stage aka watching her boyfriend perfore or not perform, but
Speaker 2: play in the super bore.
Speaker 3: Super Bowl because super boor yeah, super Bowl, that might
Speaker 3: be what it is this year.
Speaker 2: But so I feel like Taylor might not even care
Speaker 2: to do something like that, even though it gives her
Speaker 2: a lot of attention. But I feel like she's probably like,
Speaker 2: can I get a day off? Can I just watch
Speaker 2: my boyfriend play in this big game called the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I think that she is trying to stay a little
Speaker 1: bit low key, and so I don't think that's going
Speaker 1: to happen. It is all about the Chiefs trying to
Speaker 1: do a third straight Super Bowl for the first time
Speaker 1: in NFL history, and about the Eagles trying to stop
Speaker 1: the Chiefs from making this history. And yeah, says Taylor
Speaker 1: will be there and will very likely be the center
Speaker 1: of attention, but they say she is desperate not to
Speaker 1: be the center of attention at the super Bowl. Let
Speaker 1: me give you a couple of more. Here's a Super
Speaker 1: Bowl drinking game. So you get a glass or something
Speaker 1: to drink or three during the game. If you want
Speaker 1: to up the anna, you can turn it into a
Speaker 1: drinking game. And here we go. If you predict the
Speaker 1: opening coin toss, pick either heads or tails. And the
Speaker 1: opening coin toss. If you lose, you take a shot.
Speaker 1: An interception made by either team, take a shot. Camera
Speaker 1: cuts to Taylor Swift. Take a shot. Any celebrity in
Speaker 1: the crowd gets highlighted in the on camera, Like if
Speaker 1: they spot Kevin Costner in the crowd, take a shot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Kendrick Lamar brings out a surprise guest besides Sizza. Take
Speaker 1: a shot. If the team you're rooting against gets a penalty,
Speaker 1: well that'd be a lot of shots because some teams
Speaker 1: they get a lot of penalties. You'll like you'll get
Speaker 1: like three penalties, like in a row. Sometimes field goal
Speaker 1: is missed, Jason Kelsey is spotted. If there's a tie
Speaker 1: at the end of any quarter, your team scores a touchdown,
Speaker 1: there's a baby or animal in a commercial, if a
Speaker 1: quarterback gets sacked, if a coach yells at a referee,
Speaker 1: if a point is scored, including safeties, I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a lot of drinking. And if Tom Brady correctly predicts
Speaker 1: a play during the broadcast, take it trip. What are
Speaker 1: you doing for the Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to Andrew's best friend's house. There they
Speaker 2: got a bunch of ribs, that they're gonna I don't
Speaker 2: know what they're doing to it, hopefully smoking it or
Speaker 2: something nice. But they got a bunch of ribs, so
Speaker 2: we're gonna go over there. And then I got to
Speaker 2: figure out what I'm bringing home because I got to
Speaker 2: bring something we did. We did something at their house
Speaker 2: once before where we literally just got tons of crab legs,
Speaker 2: put a bunch of aluminum foil down on a big
Speaker 2: coffee table and just like, oh yeah, I put the
Speaker 2: crab legs down and went to tow a hunt home while
Speaker 2: the game was on, like in front of us.
Speaker 4: Oh that sounds great, right.
Speaker 3: It's very low key.
Speaker 2: It's nothing like super fancy or anything usually when we
Speaker 2: get together with them, but they're very good at cooking,
Speaker 2: so I'm excited to go hang out with them.
Speaker 1: Well, here are the top five food must haves at
Speaker 1: your part, and no surprise is in here really at all.
Speaker 1: Number one is wings because that's just like it's just
Speaker 1: the perfect Super Bowl party snack barbecue. So your ribs
Speaker 1: or pulled pork in a crock pot for sandwiches. Seven
Speaker 1: layer dip is number three. Pizza is number four. I
Speaker 1: think you can get pizza you don't really need anything else,
Speaker 1: and I will say, I.
Speaker 2: Say something, Well, you're not a sweet person. I feel
Speaker 2: like you've got to have something sweet though, with pizza.
Speaker 1: Uh and chicken tenders and nuggets. Is the number five
Speaker 1: super Bowl must have food. And they say that one
Speaker 1: hundred and thirteen million people plan to throw or attend
Speaker 1: a Super Bowl party. Seventeen point six million of us
Speaker 1: planned to watch the game at a restaurant or a bar.
Speaker 1: But there are people who have no interest in the
Speaker 1: game or the parties. If you're a non Super Bowl person,
Speaker 1: I wonder what do you do instead of watching the game?
Speaker 3: I mean, go to the gym where nobody's there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you could for sure, or go shopping. The
Speaker 1: malls are going to be closed by that time and
Speaker 1: run down to Target. I guess open it until probably
Speaker 1: eight o'clock on a Sunday night. But there are definitely people.
Speaker 1: And now I have so annoyed during the playoffs because
Speaker 1: my team's all lost. The Bills lost, the Vikings lost,
Speaker 1: the Lions lost, so none of my team's made it
Speaker 1: to the super Bowl. And I'm like, I'm not watching
Speaker 1: the fucking super Bowl. I'm not gonna watch it. But
Speaker 1: then I thought, well, what else am I going to
Speaker 1: do on a Sunday night? You just feel like so
Speaker 1: depressed if you're like leaving yourself out of such a big,
Speaker 1: momentous event.
Speaker 2: So we're watching these two dogs right now and the owners.
Speaker 2: They're in Florida. They get back on Sunday and they
Speaker 2: are hosting a Super Bowl party that day. They host
Speaker 2: one every year. They're like, We've got like nineteen people coming.
Speaker 2: They're like, but honestly, we don't even want to do it.
Speaker 2: We're so annoyed with the Super Bowl this.
Speaker 4: Year because of the teams that are yeah, yeah, They're like.
Speaker 2: We just We're like, can we just like watch something else,
Speaker 2: like make chili and like be done with it. I
Speaker 2: just thought that was funny, like people who host super
Speaker 2: Bowls every year and then our hype for that, but
Speaker 2: then they don't even want to do it.
Speaker 1: Bailey, Okay, Bailey just walked in. We have not mentioned
Speaker 1: Bailey yet today, but maybe you heard on the show
Speaker 1: this morning Bailey's car got broken into and so she
Speaker 1: is about right now, I'll be a parent transparent. It
Speaker 1: is six point forty in the morning and we're recording
Speaker 1: this during the War of the Roses replay and Bailey
Speaker 1: is now forty minutes past when you normally get here,
Speaker 1: So tell me the story. We've got about two or
Speaker 1: three minutes or so.
Speaker 5: Okay, great. Well, I walked out to my car today
Speaker 5: and opened my driver's window and there was a giant
Speaker 5: piece of concrete on my driver's side seat with a
Speaker 5: bunch of glass everywhere concrete.
Speaker 4: So they top piece of a curb or.
Speaker 5: Sidewalk, giant piece of concrete, and they threw it through
Speaker 5: my passenger window, shattered my window. My window's completely gone.
Speaker 5: And they stole my work bag that really just had
Speaker 5: like show prep in it, and my key cards to
Speaker 5: the building, so I have to deactivate those. A pencil
Speaker 5: case with scissors and tape in it, and a manicure
Speaker 5: kit that literally had like a nail file and nail clippers.
Speaker 1: So no jewelry, watches, bag of money, driver's license, anything,
Speaker 1: just inconvenience.
Speaker 5: Shit, I don't keep any of that stuff in my car. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I mean, there are things with my name in my car. So, like,
Speaker 5: I don't know the fact that they took my work bag,
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, I'm I don't know. I'm jumping to conclusions. Obviously,
Speaker 5: So I'm like, oh, they know it's my car, and
Speaker 5: they want to get into.
Speaker 4: This building and the kill care. Yeah, no, they don't care.
Speaker 5: But they rustled through my glove compartment. They took out
Speaker 5: all my napkins, all of my like car manual stuff,
Speaker 5: and then they took my little choir book with all
Speaker 5: my sheet music and threw it on the ground.
Speaker 1: I just think, what a garbage human it is that
Speaker 1: breaks into people's cars. And we were saying earlier on
Speaker 1: the air, is like thieves have been around since men man,
Speaker 1: humankind has been around. You know, there are thieves in
Speaker 1: the Bible, there are thieves throughout history, and you know,
Speaker 1: thievery has been punished in different ways all throughout history.
Speaker 1: That used to cut your hands off, Yeah, different parts
Speaker 1: of the world, lashing. If you were like in the
Speaker 1: military back in the eighteen hundreds and you were a thief,
Speaker 1: you got lashed. So thieves have always been a problem,
Speaker 1: But I just hate it. It's like, what brings you
Speaker 1: to think I'm going to steal something from somebody who
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Just it's like it's not your shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's somebody who is doing their thing, being responsible
Speaker 1: and here is some fuckball.
Speaker 4: That's a new word.
Speaker 1: Write that down, Jenny, fuckball and call this podcast fuckball?
Speaker 1: Who thinks that it's okay to steal? I just I
Speaker 1: guess I grew up in such a like an ethical
Speaker 1: environment where nobody in my family stole. We just didn't,
Speaker 1: you know, we just didn't. We didn't cheat or steal
Speaker 1: or cheat on our taxes or you know, I did
Speaker 1: steal I think a couple of dollars out of the
Speaker 1: collection plate at Black Forest Community Church. And it was
Speaker 1: worth it because you know, you can get a couple
Speaker 1: of bags in M and M's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, prefer for that.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, my nephew stole out of the
Speaker 2: collection plate. But he was young enough to know he
Speaker 2: didn't know what he was doing.
Speaker 1: You saw, like agenda, I was ten ish or twelve
Speaker 1: ish or something like that. He was three, And yeah,
Speaker 1: three is okay. But there was a little gas station
Speaker 1: grocery store right across the street from the church, and
Speaker 1: so me and my buddy Mark Connell and a couple
Speaker 1: of other dope friends, Rick Williams. I know that I'll
Speaker 1: never forget him. We would eat steal a dollar and
Speaker 1: back then a dollar would buy you a couple of
Speaker 1: candy bars at the gas station across the street. But
Speaker 1: the minister knew we were doing it, and so he
Speaker 1: then after the collection, he would take the collection plates
Speaker 1: himself and put them up on the altar. And I
Speaker 1: remember one time he gave us a dirty look, like
Speaker 1: you you little fuckballs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys were that's what he was thinking. And
Speaker 2: Is said too, he probably was.
Speaker 1: And I was a little fuckball when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: I was such a little shit. I get embarrassed sometimes
Speaker 1: when I think about what a hard time I gave
Speaker 1: my mom and dad, and but I think that it
Speaker 1: led to like this sense of event, having an adventurous
Speaker 1: mind that served me later. So I don't do shady
Speaker 1: things like stealing money anymore. But my mind comes up
Speaker 1: with all kinds of fucking weird shit that actually works
Speaker 1: well on.
Speaker 4: The radio, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what's the next step here? So daddy came.
Speaker 4: Picked you up.
Speaker 5: My dad came got me and brought me here. I
Speaker 5: have to file a police report because I called and
Speaker 5: they were like, you can do it online, So I
Speaker 5: have to do that. I took pictures and today I
Speaker 5: need to get my window replaced.
Speaker 3: Like period.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I have so I have places to be,
Speaker 5: Like I wish they would have broken into it tomorrow
Speaker 5: night because I have places to be today, I have
Speaker 5: places to be tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I have nowhere to be on Sunday and it's gonna snow.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, it's just the season it's happened in
Speaker 2: is like the worst season.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then Mon's like you have to clean out
Speaker 5: your car and like, yeah, I understand, I have a
Speaker 5: lot of stuff in my car and that's like a
Speaker 5: running joke, but like it's worthless stuff like pillow pets.
Speaker 5: Like I'm surprised I had a sword in my car
Speaker 5: and they did not touch a sword. They didn't take
Speaker 5: my sword.
Speaker 2: I think that people do target people where they can
Speaker 2: see like a lot of stuff in their car, because
Speaker 2: like Andrew has a lot of junk in his car. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I was telling Davi this that like when he
Speaker 2: used to live in Saint Paul, he just left his
Speaker 2: car unlocked because people broke into cars all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he was like, so he knew when people went
Speaker 2: into his car because like shit would have been like
Speaker 2: ruffled around, but like he left it unlocked, so nobody
Speaker 2: ever actually like broke anything last to get into it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I learned a voluable last time.
Speaker 4: I guess, well, I'm glad you're okay.
Speaker 1: I wasn't worried about your physical health, because when you
Speaker 1: break your get your car broken into, it's usually not
Speaker 1: a matter of all. They broke your jaw at the
Speaker 1: same time. Yeah, but I was worried about what they
Speaker 1: would steal. And of the course it's upsetting. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's the main thing.
Speaker 4: It's upsetting.
Speaker 5: I guess I didn't check my trunk, but now I
Speaker 5: have that in my brain.
Speaker 1: That is the Minnesota Goodbye, and thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: Happy super Bowl weekend, and if you got an email,
Speaker 1: send it to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.