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<v Speaker 1>Peen in the middle of the night ruins your sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>It is the Minnesota Goodbye. And Jenny and I both

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<v Speaker 1>have an issue where we get up to pee in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the night. I think most people do.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it's a guy thing, but it sounds like with

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<v Speaker 1>you it doesn't matter. Oh yeah, no, why are you

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<v Speaker 1>getting Do you drink a lot of water before you

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<v Speaker 1>go to bed?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I only drink pretty much water and coffee

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<v Speaker 2>throughout my day, so I would say it just like

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<v Speaker 2>depends a lot, because like, if I do work out

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<v Speaker 2>later in the day, then yes, I'm consuming a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of water, probably closer to bedtime.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, it just varies.

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<v Speaker 2>And I mean it started probably when I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know twenty seven twenty eight, that I would

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<v Speaker 2>get up every single night and have to pee, would

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<v Speaker 2>not be able to fall asleep until I got up

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<v Speaker 2>and went to the bathroom. And lately I've been like

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<v Speaker 2>somehow controlling it. And I told Dave that I woke

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<v Speaker 2>up this morning and felt like a different person because

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<v Speaker 2>I did not get up in the middle of the night.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know we joke about me getting up and

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<v Speaker 2>snacking in the middle of the night. I really do

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<v Speaker 2>do that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's so funny to me.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's only.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's like almost like I've been conditioned that if

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<v Speaker 2>I go and I have to pee, I also I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have a snack, and I also can't fall asleep

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<v Speaker 2>until I have a little snack.

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<v Speaker 1>That just floors me, because when I get up to

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<v Speaker 1>pee in the middle of the night, I try my

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<v Speaker 1>best not to wake all the way up. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>turn on the hall light instead of the bathroom light,

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm not there in a blazing bright light. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I try to think about what my dreams were,

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<v Speaker 1>because I've noticed that if I can think about what

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<v Speaker 1>my dreams had been, it gets my mind in a

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<v Speaker 1>more of a relaxed state instead of thinking about work

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<v Speaker 1>or my car or insurance or whatever. So I try

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<v Speaker 1>to keep my thoughts really stupid. Yeah, and like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to remember what I dreamt about last night. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I have so many dreams all the time that something's

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<v Speaker 1>going wrong on the radio station. And it was funny

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<v Speaker 1>because I was last night. I had you guys laughing

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<v Speaker 1>in my dream because I was doing an impression of

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<v Speaker 1>a drunk okay, and you guys were laughing, and we

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<v Speaker 1>were like, that should be a new character on a show.

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<v Speaker 1>On the show is a drunk and you were laughing

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<v Speaker 1>and then all of a sudden it went nowhere and

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<v Speaker 1>then it's like, okay, but that was just kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like a stupid dream. So if I think about a

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<v Speaker 1>dream that I can get right back into it. But

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<v Speaker 1>I if I have like a glass of wine before bed,

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<v Speaker 1>I got to get up and pee. If I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>then I don't have to get up in pea. So

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<v Speaker 1>for like the last couple of weeks, I haven't had

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<v Speaker 1>any wine before bed, and I don't have to get

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<v Speaker 1>up in pea.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so there's probably a solution for you. Then I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not drinking wine at night, but I definitely probably would

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<v Speaker 2>get up if I had a drink and have to

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<v Speaker 2>pee in the middle of the night. But it's mostly

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<v Speaker 2>actually because I'm dehydrated and I have to go get

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<v Speaker 2>something to drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you keep a glass of water? I keep a

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<v Speaker 1>yetty with a straw so I don't have to fumble

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<v Speaker 1>for it next to my bed.

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<v Speaker 4>To keep a big thing of water.

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<v Speaker 3>I sure do.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the millennial hydroflasks. I'm not a Stanley girl,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I always fill that up before I go

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<v Speaker 2>to bed. But if I've had a glass of wine

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<v Speaker 2>or a few drinks and I wake up to hydrate

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<v Speaker 2>it and need something to drink, water doesn't do it

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<v Speaker 2>for me. Something better, like a poppy or like really yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like I need something.

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<v Speaker 3>A little bit more flavored a lot or else.

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<v Speaker 2>I start having dreams about drinking some kind of liquid,

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<v Speaker 2>and I wake up from those dreams like needing to

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<v Speaker 2>go get Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll drink.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll dream that I'm really thirsty, and then I'm drinking

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<v Speaker 1>water and I can't get enough. Yep, anything interesting about

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<v Speaker 1>your sleep? Let us know, because I'm gonna tell you

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<v Speaker 1>something that is something we all have in common. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't sleep, you know, I get I got bad shoulders

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<v Speaker 1>for some reason, so I can't sleep, sleep on my

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<v Speaker 1>side very well for very long. Somebody said, do you

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<v Speaker 1>take like what's a sleep aid like?

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<v Speaker 3>Or then that's that's prescribed melatonin.

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<v Speaker 1>Melatonin, this couple of other ones. They don't do any

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<v Speaker 1>good for me. I don't really notice that they do.

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<v Speaker 1>So let us know. Any sleep interesting story. I was

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<v Speaker 1>thought about taking what's the one ambient, but I've known

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<v Speaker 1>too many people who take ambien and then go do

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<v Speaker 1>something that they shouldn't do, like a friend of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>as she took Ambien, woke her son up in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the night, made him French toast.

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<v Speaker 2>My roommate in college would take ambient and one time

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I had even gotten to sleep yet.

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<v Speaker 3>She would go to sleep really early.

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<v Speaker 2>And one time I woke up or I went out

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<v Speaker 2>just in the kitchen and she was out there trying

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<v Speaker 2>to bake cookies.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, because she was on ambient.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, ah, and you're not supposed to

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<v Speaker 3>like rattle someone.

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<v Speaker 4>Awake, I think, because there's still a sleep But yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think I tried to like shuffle her to bed because

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<v Speaker 2>I think she had only gotten to like the dough part.

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<v Speaker 2>She wasn't messing with the oven or okay, But I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Chrissa, you should go to sleep, but like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll finish this for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I got this go to bed. I had a neighbor

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<v Speaker 1>next door, average woman, she's probably forty five at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>She was sleepwalking. I don't know if she was on Ambien,

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<v Speaker 1>fell down the stairs and broke her leg sleepwalking. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't have any sleepwalking in my family, another friend of mine,

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<v Speaker 1>she would take ambient and then she I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>all the details because she's a very responsible, professional woman,

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<v Speaker 1>but she took ambient and then she was drinking like

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<v Speaker 1>wine with ambient. Decided to go down to the convenience

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<v Speaker 1>store like a half a mile away and get a pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Came back home, hit a light pole and got a dui.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is not a dui kind of a person

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<v Speaker 1>at all, but the ambient made her drink and decide,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go get a pizza. So she had

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<v Speaker 1>to pay all the fines and had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the dui classes and all that stuff. So let's talk

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<v Speaker 1>super Bowl. It is Super Bowl weekend if you are

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<v Speaker 1>listening to this the weekend of the Super Bowl. Here's

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<v Speaker 1>some things to know. Kickoff is going to be five

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<v Speaker 1>thirty Minnesota time on Sunday, YEP. It is at Caesar's

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<v Speaker 1>Super Dome in New Orleans. Fox is going to do

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<v Speaker 1>the broadcasting. Two B will also stream the game live

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<v Speaker 1>in for four K for free on select devices. The

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<v Speaker 1>announcers are Kevin Burkhardt, Tom Brady, Aaron Andrews, and Tom Rinaldi.

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<v Speaker 1>Pregame coverage starts at one a m.

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<v Speaker 4>One a m.

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<v Speaker 1>Eastern time. That's midnight here on Fox. It says one am,

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<v Speaker 1>and I wonder if that they mean one pm.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they must weird.

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<v Speaker 1>That seems weird because it does say in the next sentence,

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<v Speaker 1>given us five and a half hours of pregame coverage. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but then the NFL network starts their pregame stuff at

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<v Speaker 1>five am tomorrow. That's on the NFL network. John Batiste

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<v Speaker 1>is going to do the pregame national anthem. LA d

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<v Speaker 1>C will sing lift every voice and sing do you

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<v Speaker 1>know who ladis is?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think I do. Yep, maybe i'd know.

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<v Speaker 1>If I saw halftime show. Kendrick Lamar will headline the

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<v Speaker 1>halftime show. There is speculation that Taylor Swift will make

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<v Speaker 1>a guest appearance. I don't think that she will want

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<v Speaker 1>to do that because I think that Taylor knows people

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<v Speaker 1>have enough yeah, and I think that if she shows up,

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly think she might get booed if she showed

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<v Speaker 1>up at the halftime show.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to think that like Taylor probably does enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>doing certain things that aren't always her, like being on

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<v Speaker 2>stage aka watching her boyfriend perfore or not perform, but

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<v Speaker 2>play in the super bore.

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<v Speaker 3>Super Bowl because super boor yeah, super Bowl, that might

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<v Speaker 3>be what it is this year.

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<v Speaker 2>But so I feel like Taylor might not even care

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<v Speaker 2>to do something like that, even though it gives her

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of attention. But I feel like she's probably like,

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<v Speaker 2>can I get a day off? Can I just watch

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<v Speaker 2>my boyfriend play in this big game called the Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that she is trying to stay a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit low key, and so I don't think that's going

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<v Speaker 1>to happen. It is all about the Chiefs trying to

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<v Speaker 1>do a third straight Super Bowl for the first time

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<v Speaker 1>in NFL history, and about the Eagles trying to stop

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<v Speaker 1>the Chiefs from making this history. And yeah, says Taylor

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<v Speaker 1>will be there and will very likely be the center

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<v Speaker 1>of attention, but they say she is desperate not to

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<v Speaker 1>be the center of attention at the super Bowl. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me give you a couple of more. Here's a Super

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<v Speaker 1>Bowl drinking game. So you get a glass or something

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<v Speaker 1>to drink or three during the game. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>to up the anna, you can turn it into a

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<v Speaker 1>drinking game. And here we go. If you predict the

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<v Speaker 1>opening coin toss, pick either heads or tails. And the

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<v Speaker 1>opening coin toss. If you lose, you take a shot.

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<v Speaker 1>An interception made by either team, take a shot. Camera

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<v Speaker 1>cuts to Taylor Swift. Take a shot. Any celebrity in

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<v Speaker 1>the crowd gets highlighted in the on camera, Like if

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<v Speaker 1>they spot Kevin Costner in the crowd, take a shot. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Kendrick Lamar brings out a surprise guest besides Sizza. Take

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<v Speaker 1>a shot. If the team you're rooting against gets a penalty,

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<v Speaker 1>well that'd be a lot of shots because some teams

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<v Speaker 1>they get a lot of penalties. You'll like you'll get

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<v Speaker 1>like three penalties, like in a row. Sometimes field goal

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<v Speaker 1>is missed, Jason Kelsey is spotted. If there's a tie

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of any quarter, your team scores a touchdown,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a baby or animal in a commercial, if a

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<v Speaker 1>quarterback gets sacked, if a coach yells at a referee,

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<v Speaker 1>if a point is scored, including safeties, I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of drinking. And if Tom Brady correctly predicts

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<v Speaker 1>a play during the broadcast, take it trip. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you doing for the Super Bowl?

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna go to Andrew's best friend's house. There they

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<v Speaker 2>got a bunch of ribs, that they're gonna I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what they're doing to it, hopefully smoking it or

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<v Speaker 2>something nice. But they got a bunch of ribs, so

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna go over there. And then I got to

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<v Speaker 2>figure out what I'm bringing home because I got to

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<v Speaker 2>bring something we did. We did something at their house

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<v Speaker 2>once before where we literally just got tons of crab legs,

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<v Speaker 2>put a bunch of aluminum foil down on a big

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<v Speaker 2>coffee table and just like, oh yeah, I put the

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<v Speaker 2>crab legs down and went to tow a hunt home while

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<v Speaker 2>the game was on, like in front of us.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that sounds great, right.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very low key.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nothing like super fancy or anything usually when we

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here are the top five food must haves at

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<v Speaker 1>your part, and no surprise is in here really at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one is wings because that's just like it's just

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<v Speaker 1>the perfect Super Bowl party snack barbecue. So your ribs

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<v Speaker 1>or pulled pork in a crock pot for sandwiches. Seven

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<v Speaker 1>layer dip is number three. Pizza is number four. I

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<v Speaker 2>Say something, Well, you're not a sweet person. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and chicken tenders and nuggets. Is the number five

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<v Speaker 1>super Bowl must have food. And they say that one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and thirteen million people plan to throw or attend

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<v Speaker 1>a Super Bowl party. Seventeen point six million of us

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<v Speaker 1>planned to watch the game at a restaurant or a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>But there are people who have no interest in the

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, go to the gym where nobody's there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you could for sure, or go shopping. The

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<v Speaker 1>malls are going to be closed by that time and

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<v Speaker 1>run down to Target. I guess open it until probably

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<v Speaker 1>eight o'clock on a Sunday night. But there are definitely people.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I have so annoyed during the playoffs because

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<v Speaker 1>to the super Bowl. And I'm like, I'm not watching

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<v Speaker 1>then I thought, well, what else am I going to

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<v Speaker 1>depressed if you're like leaving yourself out of such a big,

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<v Speaker 2>So we're watching these two dogs right now and the owners.

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<v Speaker 2>They're in Florida. They get back on Sunday and they

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<v Speaker 2>are hosting a Super Bowl party that day. They host

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<v Speaker 2>one every year. They're like, We've got like nineteen people coming.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, but honestly, we don't even want to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>We're so annoyed with the Super Bowl this.

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<v Speaker 4>Year because of the teams that are yeah, yeah, They're like.

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<v Speaker 2>We just We're like, can we just like watch something else,

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<v Speaker 2>like make chili and like be done with it. I

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<v Speaker 2>just thought that was funny, like people who host super

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<v Speaker 2>Bowls every year and then our hype for that, but

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<v Speaker 2>then they don't even want to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey, Okay, Bailey just walked in. We have not mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>Bailey yet today, but maybe you heard on the show

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<v Speaker 1>this morning Bailey's car got broken into and so she

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<v Speaker 1>is about right now, I'll be a parent transparent. It

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<v Speaker 1>is now forty minutes past when you normally get here,

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<v Speaker 1>So tell me the story. We've got about two or

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, great. Well, I walked out to my car today

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<v Speaker 5>and opened my driver's window and there was a giant

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<v Speaker 5>piece of concrete on my driver's side seat with a

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<v Speaker 5>bunch of glass everywhere concrete.

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<v Speaker 4>So they top piece of a curb or.

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<v Speaker 5>Sidewalk, giant piece of concrete, and they threw it through

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<v Speaker 5>my passenger window, shattered my window. My window's completely gone.

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<v Speaker 5>And they stole my work bag that really just had

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<v Speaker 5>like show prep in it, and my key cards to

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<v Speaker 5>the building, so I have to deactivate those. A pencil

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<v Speaker 5>case with scissors and tape in it, and a manicure

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<v Speaker 5>kit that literally had like a nail file and nail clippers.

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<v Speaker 1>So no jewelry, watches, bag of money, driver's license, anything,

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<v Speaker 5>Shit, I don't keep any of that stuff in my car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, there are things with my name in my car. So, like,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know the fact that they took my work bag,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, oh, I'm I don't know. I'm jumping to conclusions. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm like, oh, they know it's my car, and

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<v Speaker 5>they want to get into.

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<v Speaker 4>This building and the kill care. Yeah, no, they don't care.

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<v Speaker 5>But they rustled through my glove compartment. They took out

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<v Speaker 5>all my napkins, all of my like car manual stuff,

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<v Speaker 5>and then they took my little choir book with all

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<v Speaker 5>my sheet music and threw it on the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think, what a garbage human it is that

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<v Speaker 1>breaks into people's cars. And we were saying earlier on

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<v Speaker 1>the air, is like thieves have been around since men man,

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<v Speaker 1>humankind has been around. You know, there are thieves in

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<v Speaker 1>the Bible, there are thieves throughout history, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>thievery has been punished in different ways all throughout history.

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<v Speaker 1>That used to cut your hands off, Yeah, different parts

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<v Speaker 1>of the world, lashing. If you were like in the

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<v Speaker 1>military back in the eighteen hundreds and you were a thief,

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<v Speaker 1>you got lashed. So thieves have always been a problem,

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<v Speaker 1>But I just hate it. It's like, what brings you

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<v Speaker 1>to think I'm going to steal something from somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Just it's like it's not your shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, here's somebody who is doing their thing, being responsible

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<v Speaker 1>and here is some fuckball.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a new word.

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<v Speaker 1>Write that down, Jenny, fuckball and call this podcast fuckball?

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<v Speaker 1>Who thinks that it's okay to steal? I just I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I grew up in such a like an ethical

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<v Speaker 1>environment where nobody in my family stole. We just didn't,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we just didn't. We didn't cheat or steal

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<v Speaker 1>or cheat on our taxes or you know, I did

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<v Speaker 1>steal I think a couple of dollars out of the

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<v Speaker 1>collection plate at Black Forest Community Church. And it was

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<v Speaker 1>worth it because you know, you can get a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of bags in M and M's.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, prefer for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Back in the day, my nephew stole out of the

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<v Speaker 2>collection plate. But he was young enough to know he

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<v Speaker 1>You saw, like agenda, I was ten ish or twelve

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<v Speaker 1>ish or something like that. He was three, And yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>three is okay. But there was a little gas station

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<v Speaker 1>grocery store right across the street from the church, and

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<v Speaker 1>so me and my buddy Mark Connell and a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of other dope friends, Rick Williams. I know that I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never forget him. We would eat steal a dollar and

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<v Speaker 1>back then a dollar would buy you a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>candy bars at the gas station across the street. But

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<v Speaker 1>the minister knew we were doing it, and so he

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<v Speaker 1>then after the collection, he would take the collection plates

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<v Speaker 1>himself and put them up on the altar. And I

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<v Speaker 1>remember one time he gave us a dirty look, like

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<v Speaker 1>you you little fuckballs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you guys were that's what he was thinking. And

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<v Speaker 2>Is said too, he probably was.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was a little fuckball when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I was such a little shit. I get embarrassed sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>when I think about what a hard time I gave

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<v Speaker 1>my mom and dad, and but I think that it

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<v Speaker 1>led to like this sense of event, having an adventurous

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<v Speaker 1>mind that served me later. So I don't do shady

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<v Speaker 1>things like stealing money anymore. But my mind comes up

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<v Speaker 1>with all kinds of fucking weird shit that actually works

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<v Speaker 1>well on.

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<v Speaker 4>The radio, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So what's the next step here? So daddy came.

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<v Speaker 4>Picked you up.

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<v Speaker 5>My dad came got me and brought me here. I

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<v Speaker 5>have to file a police report because I called and

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<v Speaker 5>they were like, you can do it online, So I

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<v Speaker 5>have to do that. I took pictures and today I

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<v Speaker 5>need to get my window replaced.

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<v Speaker 3>Like period.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, I have so I have places to be,

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<v Speaker 5>Like I wish they would have broken into it tomorrow

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<v Speaker 5>night because I have places to be today, I have

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<v Speaker 5>places to be tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>I have nowhere to be on Sunday and it's gonna snow.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, yeah, it's just the season it's happened in

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<v Speaker 2>is like the worst season.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, totally true.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and then Mon's like you have to clean out

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<v Speaker 5>your car and like, yeah, I understand, I have a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of stuff in my car and that's like a

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<v Speaker 5>running joke, but like it's worthless stuff like pillow pets.

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<v Speaker 5>Like I'm surprised I had a sword in my car

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<v Speaker 5>and they did not touch a sword. They didn't take

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<v Speaker 2>I think that people do target people where they can

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<v Speaker 2>see like a lot of stuff in their car, because

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<v Speaker 2>like Andrew has a lot of junk in his car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was telling Davi this that like when he

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<v Speaker 2>used to live in Saint Paul, he just left his

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<v Speaker 2>car unlocked because people broke into cars all the time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and he was like, so he knew when people went

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<v Speaker 2>into his car because like shit would have been like

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<v Speaker 2>ruffled around, but like he left it unlocked, so nobody

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<v Speaker 2>ever actually like broke anything last to get into it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but I learned a voluable last time.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess, well, I'm glad you're okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't worried about your physical health, because when you

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<v Speaker 1>break your get your car broken into, it's usually not

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<v Speaker 1>a matter of all. They broke your jaw at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time. Yeah, but I was worried about what they

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<v Speaker 1>would steal. And of the course it's upsetting. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the main thing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's upsetting.

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<v Speaker 5>I guess I didn't check my trunk, but now I

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<v Speaker 5>have that in my brain.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the Minnesota Goodbye, and thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Happy super Bowl weekend, and if you got an email,

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<v Speaker 1>send it to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.