Speaker 1: And now a brand new episode of Black after Sun
with Keya If Bravo We're Black, Raven of Bitch Is
Better and Kendrick of the I Cannot Podcast Enjoy.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, I want another episode of Bravo, We're
Black and Bitch Is Better presents Love Island Black after
Son with special guests Kendrick Tucker of the I Cannot Podcast.
It's your girl, Kaya, that's Raven and Kendrick. How are
you today? I love your hat.
Speaker 1: I'm a god. I immaculate?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: Not immaculate? But I mean I know, damn.
Speaker 1: Study you gotta emerge and its immaculates. Okay, things going on, compromising,
you know things will be okay.
Speaker 2: Jasmin literally said it epitome and I'm like, thank god.
Someone on Love Island News see that how to pronounce.
Speaker 1: And she would have called him a goofy bitch and
he said it in front of her too.
Speaker 2: She is absolutely a joke.
Speaker 1: You'll tell you act you lost the block. You got
to the kidney, Like, yes, I list somebody spinning my mouth,
but like I'm not saying shit wrong like you stupid,
I'm like, yes.
Speaker 2: Correct, my goodness. Okay, obviously this is the actress An
episode of the week, and we're in that home stretch,
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Speaker 1: I just say too because I you know, I always
I watched the episodes on YouTube. Now I'll do you know,
I do all my things down on Spotify, Apple all
that kind of stuff too, But I always watch y'all
now on YouTube. I try to, like, you know, I'm
all inself emerging myself, okay. And when that Newest episode,
when I clicked to hear you calling them goofy about
that elimination and stuff, when that ad played, I said, no,
you fucking lied. Then I was like, oh, wait a minute,
what is it. It's a hack. It's I hack. Yeah
a minute.
Speaker 2: Well, don't tell nobody. But now now that we're here,
we can say it. You need one thousand subscribers to
get ads on otherwise you could just go you don't
listen to ads. But luckily everyone here, you know, have
ads now, whether it's you mean or it's YouTube. So
then the next the next person that we were trying
to be forcing to get a YouTube is actually on
the call right now.
Speaker 1: So yes, and everybody else child one day.
Speaker 2: So it will be the way you orchestrated, you know,
I know, like putting those big ass pictures up on
the screen when you're doing the hot and like all that.
Like I'm like, is this me? Like what's going on here?
You know, like it's it comes naturally to you. So
I feel like you got to take your talents to YouTube.
Speaker 1: You have to thank you. I certainly the experience. I
love that. I think I will know because certain times
you gotta you gotta, you know, make things happen. And
since we're talking about this kind of ship, this is
my favorite moments of the week, Ellie. We always talked
about Ellie doing brown face and how we don't mind
because we love her. And when she cried when Finster
came back from Cossa more that one big ass, lonely
tear streak is going down her face. I was like,
I know that's right, go ahead, Ellie. That's that's what
you call drama right there. Okay it is.
Speaker 2: I loved it, But I'm like, did it have to
be there the entire No one told her like no.
Speaker 1: No, here's a lot.
Speaker 2: It was a lot going on.
Speaker 3: I think under normal circumstances they would have been like,
let's go, let's go fix you up, but there were
more pressing matters. Yes, they're like she'll be fine, every
Benny love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like her man came back. What are we talking
about here? Like right, only you know what, Let's get
into UK first, y'all, let's kick that off because you
know this Sunday, I'm like, I'm really not feeling yeah,
and I needed it bigger. I was on both sides
of her. Click. Oh Allie, I'm like wait. At a
certain point, I'm like, wait, so did something.
Speaker 1: Happen, Like yes, her foundation was too damned dog, that's
what happened.
Speaker 3: So funny, but you know what, the black Queen, let's
just like get right into it.
Speaker 2: The boys went to Cassa. You guys obviously covered it
every day, so make sure you check that out. And
just a few thoughts about Cassa, the way that symbol
was getting cussed out left and right.
Speaker 1: Cinema.
Speaker 3: I loved the second of it. I said, more of this.
This is what you deserve, honestly, because you should have
been Yeah, and Heaven Backwards was like, don't worry, I'll
do it. I don't care if he brings me back
or not. Somebody needs to tell him.
Speaker 1: Exactly and I will be.
Speaker 3: He still didn't learn shit from it, which is the
craziest part about it. I mean, he's not in a
place of learning right now.
Speaker 2: The heart rate challenge, I'm like, okay, it wasn't Okay,
I feel like okay. The US's Heart Rate Challenge this year,
at least was directed by the dude who directed Euphoria
freaked out completely, Like I'm like, are they going to
talk Sam Levinson production, Sam Leveson production? Like you know,
UK wasn't as as bad, nearly as bad, but I
love say Sean or fit Seat, whatever the fuck his
name is, showed his ass because what do you mean
not only did you kiss two girls, but then you
magic miked up in that bitch and thought it was
better and you you were like the only one to
win one of the Kasa challenges. Al Lola is like, yeap,
gonna gonna barely kiss with the mouth and my mouth clothes,
not even do anything like just what she did exactly.
And do we think that this will play out on
movie night? Probably because she they gotta have something to
show for them and she's gonna fake mad and it
won't matter in the end. But yeah, play that game.
Speaker 1: Lance.
Speaker 2: What do you think is worse like your man just
going and having to passionately kiss one girl or your
man kissing two women and then literally worming on top
of them with his shirt off too, shirt off? Why
did you do all that, just more respect.
Speaker 1: So you got her entertaining these holes is.
Speaker 3: What you you're putting on a show and that's not
what the instruction said. You're doing extra ship exactly.
Speaker 1: So you heard Chris Brown take you down in the
back of YO. Hate it and you just have to
get on the spinding Circle stage and before them. Okay, wow, okay.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I think you can only be that. That
was like way more disrespectful. And I'm like, I want
him to show off, but I'm like, what is this?
Speaker 1: You know, it's the only way he knew how you.
Speaker 3: Don't know he's and he's out of practice, you see,
because he don't, you don't be doing nothing this whole time.
Speaker 2: And so now he's like worm uh yeah, literally throw
a fit like it's crazy. I I think that the
Casta girls, and you know I've said this in UK
are there to shake sit up, but not like the
USA girls. I feel like the USA girls they're fine
with literally playing second fiddle. They're fine with being side bitches.
They're fine with like getting disrespected, whereas the UK girls
are like, I'm here, I'm in Cassa, I'm here to
talk to different guys, but at the same time, you're
not gonna disrespect me because these girls were really like, yeah,
I like this one, I like that one. You know,
this one has a connection. But at the same time, like,
I'm not so desperate to get back to the house
that I'm just gonna go for anything, whereas USA they
just go for broke like it's it's there's a stark difference.
Speaker 3: I feel, yes, they're more respectable than the US, and
I think that's correct.
Speaker 1: More respect Yeah. Let me ask y'all because I wonder
we talk all the time about like it being a
cultural thing. Do you think the USA girls do you
think that like that's just how they are? See, I
didn't say that, do you all.
Speaker 3: It's weird because I heard it in the middle of
your sentence, so it sounded like it was you that
said it.
Speaker 1: See that's how I get set up every Sunday. Oh,
it's just confusing on the Lord's Day, Listen, do you
think it's them just like them, them picking girls that
will be like, Oh, I'm just gonna go alone to
get along. These dudes gonna use me for a free
week and then maybe bring me back. Maybe not? Or
do you think City Girl culture has truly intertwined its
way towards They're like, oh, I let him talk to
me any kind of way, because I'm gonna get back
in this villa and then talk to the people I
really want to talk to you. Which one do you
think it is or a mix of both or neither.
They just pathetic.
Speaker 2: I think it is with us, say they have seen
that the show takes you to new heights, whereas in
the UK, I don't know if they get as like
it's as life changing as the USA ones. Like I
feel like in USA you have to stay as long
as well. They feel that you have to stay as
long as possible. So they're willing to receive the disrespect
just to stay on the show and get these brand
deals and and you know, beyond beyond the villa and
all the things that come with it, whereas UK is
still so grounded that they use in what you said,
the tissue boxes in the in the index cards and
the old formula and yes, like we still know Tony
and people from last season, but really the rest have
kind of like faded away at least over here. I
don't know how it is over there, so I think
it might be not like necessarily just the culture, Like
I do think that, you know, UK culture is a
little bit different to say the least, but I think
that it's also like they're seeing like how this can
really like change your life.
Speaker 1: I think they hit their strides to at very different times.
Like UK was the that girl for so long and
then finally once season six hit, it finally caught on
worldwide the way UK has always kind of been that,
And so UK had like plateau but now like not
going down because like quality is still like amazing, but
like people aren't as like where they would come out
of the villa with like two three million followers, like
after the season, it ain't that no more. But they'll,
you know, they're good about the mouth that like the
USA girlies are getting now and I don't life changing.
I don't know for some of them for sure, but
I think most of them that come through there. I
think UK leans into the superstar aspect a lot more
than it because over here they make anybody famous, and
I'm like, y'all, just y'all let them people get a
content house and just have a good time. Put out
anything you want to see. It's the goofy shit in
the world, but over there, it really seems like the
people that should be stars become stars and everybody else
we just like, okay, go get a cheeto ad, like
on your YouTube maybe, and not a YouTube on the
what's it called Instagram? What I say, so oh on
Instagram and just like call it a day, Like, we're
not doing all this with you. We don't want to Meg,
we don't want to see you like this, so just
do your ad and get the fuck out my life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you know what, I think, shows like I
don't know, whack Beyond the Villa any chance I get,
shows like Beyond the Villa now have like really encouraged.
Speaker 2: This bad behavior even more.
Speaker 3: It's like, here's another prize, So you guys, do whatever
you gotta do to say in They're like, try and
make a name for yourself, do something, and then maybe
you can get on this little stupid show that we
have over here and maybe you'll get more attention there
and probably not, but it doesn't matter. It gives you
something else to do. I would love for the city
girl mentality to be what's going on with these COSA girls,
But right now I don't think so. I don't think
so because this is some city girl behavior that we see,
it's like no, it's like, okay, you might think that
they're just like hols or whatever, but no, city girls
like you actually have a plan, like yeah, I'm gonna
go in there. You want a seducing scheme.
Speaker 2: But then I'm also if he does happen to bring
me back, I'm going to also explore and I'm also
going to tell him when he's wrong. I'm not a bird,
like I'm an actual woman. That's the city behavior. And
then also sometimes we flip it around on them where
they are not the fool. That's not what we're seeing.
We're just seeing them get done. However, get back into
the villa cust out. Everyone hates you now you also
like don't even feel like you you understand, like as
a woman, why the other women might be mad, Like
you're just completely defensive. And I'm like, this is another
thing that I noticed about the guys too, though, because
we talk about how the costa girls are, but I
do want to say I noticed that when we did
and we'll get into it shortly, when we did do
the you know, bringing home the costly girls whatever, they
took their other than Aiden and his brother Aiden and
Cavin like, oh hate them bad. I was like, they
are literally the Love Island UK version of Zach and Charlie.
Even though Charlie isn't even on the screen.
Speaker 1: Charlie is on the threat.
Speaker 3: Literally he's still and he's so yeah lurky, like you
can't say ship without Charlie popping up in the comments.
Speaker 2: But what I did notice is that on UK, even
though when they were dead wrong, Simba dead wrong, you know,
like Cabin dead wrong, Samarag even dead wrong, they will
literally take it, eat it and be men about it.
They're not like Ksey handing up against women raising their
fucking voices and yeah, like all these men that are
just like you know what I did, like just real
defensive and I'm like, you know what.
Speaker 3: When you know you didn't just take it right?
Speaker 2: They not only did they take it symbols like, which
was crazy.
Speaker 3: It's crazy for him to say Tomara too. He's like, yeah,
I told her if she's I believe and she was like, oh.
Speaker 2: This fuck me then, and that difference because he was
also like she was like, well you answered it then
yourself then, babe, right, And I'm like a us a
costle girl would sit there and be like, well, no,
you should stay with me. Well you gotta do what's
true to yourself. You didn't know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they love that sing myself. I gotta be.
Speaker 2: Going there and be a fucking bad or don't.
Speaker 1: Speaking of a real woman? Hold on real quick, because.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bigger every time I see it, y'all.
Speaker 1: I had to show them a video of bad bitch
Ma Mara is just it's not fair, Like honestly, putting
her in the UK villa honestly felt like the biggest,
the biggest disservice to ever happen to Love Island. If
you put the girl on Love Island, USA, I promise you.
By the end of the week, she got at least
seven million followers. Like everybody gonna be like, god, damn,
who is dead? Who is that? And the way I
saw a little preview because of course somebody ain't acting right,
and I saw a preview of her having to get
in his ass. I said, that's a woman right there.
That's a fucking woman, a whole, that's a grown woman.
That's what you call that? Okay, whoa she.
Speaker 2: Is so fine? I'm like, this is symbol hello symbol,
this is Nala like she literally literally like.
Speaker 1: Not just Nala Beyonce.
Speaker 2: Singing dunk like just everything every breath.
Speaker 1: Literally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I unfortunately saw a spoiler, so I knew that
Angelista did not pick anyone to go back, and then
that he took Mara back, And I'm like, I never
see spoilers for UK. I think you saw the same.
Speaker 1: I saw the same.
Speaker 2: On the podcast and I'm like, wait, is it? Is
it the one that was like, oh of course he
brought back Maara? Like is that the one that you saw?
So you saw this like on threads or yeah, so
you're gonna need to do a little dear, I'll go
a little muting or something. As a local Threads professional,
you can't say year, I'll go literally, do not show
me any love UK stuff.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I saw that content out to the people.
Speaker 2: Thank you naturally it should be and we are the Americans, okay, UK,
No one's covering it like us. We got a black
after son.
Speaker 1: Look at us, Look at us, look at us.
Speaker 2: And although we said we would be in the crowd
this year, maybe that's a goal for next year.
Speaker 3: People just push it, you know, over got it? Yes,
like your like your marriage, you know exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm just scared to leave the country and the state
that it's saying like they might not let me back
as much all the shit that I talk because they
put on the social media. They're like, let us stay
in the UK, then let her go.
Speaker 1: To she let so much?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, got Honestly, I feel like we could write that
off as a business trip. Like I feel like we
could really make that trip happen if I'm being really better.
So let's let's play it for it.
Speaker 2: Okay, twenty twenty seven seven?
Speaker 1: Can I talk to you all about my favorite parallel
of the week in the UK? Yah, So we got
this amazing moment obviously in the US A last week
wasn't last week? Whenever, right, we got this amazing moment.
Speaker 3: I'm never going to get old. First long, can you
please said that to me?
Speaker 2: Because I can. I'm just about to say something.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need that.
Speaker 3: You both actually actually said it to the group air
in it, so I know he wants it.
Speaker 1: Also, yes, you do. I can tell you right now
here we go vengea but then I'm not don't wait.
Speaker 3: Have you ever heard this series say the name of
our group child? Like if you have your airbods in
or something, and she's like in new text from I'll
say it for you later. It's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I want Okay, that's like the news, right, I'd be
telling her to shut the fuck up because she was
interrupting my music so.
Speaker 1: Bad, like all that ship off. I'm like, please you
like it scares me because I'm like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right no, and also will be like the worst
news ever Apple has charged ten. I don't want to
know that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know that. Please get out of
my life. When we had a moment that directly mirrored
it this week, and it was it was my favorite
thing in history, I have to hold on all Rianna,
please hold on. It was my favorite moment of the week.
Al Rianna, don't piss me off. Okay, here we go
my Costa girlies, Yes, I mean my main Villa girl
is just just.
Speaker 2: Go just go, just go by.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I feel like I'm gonna use it. I'm where that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just one to just immediately gosh, like it's just
been so good too, like let's let's get into the
like SA, it was good, but it wasn't that good.
I feel like this recoupling was I don't know if
it was better, but it was just I don't know, unexpected.
I feel like unexpected in some ways but also expected
in some ways. It was just very fun.
Speaker 3: Okay, So did you expect Charlene to cry?
Speaker 1: No? I didn't.
Speaker 2: It is wrong, like loser? What do you you just want?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: What are we crying for?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You don't have to be a bit about it, but
you also don't like why are you upset? Nobody was
even talking about you or to or exactly.
Speaker 1: You're censoring yourself in my moment, like I'm the one
since the beginning, I'm the one that that may have
brought somebody back. I had no clue. Yes, somebody's spinning
my mouth. Okay, whatever, second.
Speaker 2: Time, honestly, okay, guys backward. During a challenge, Jasmine did ask.
Speaker 3: Not a challenge, the heart rate challenge. That is important, Oh.
Speaker 2: Finish the story. It is important.
Speaker 3: Though Tommy had a shot and he, I guess had
it in his mouth and Jasmine was like, are you
gonna spit that in my mouth? And I guess he
nodded and she was like come on then and then
he did it.
Speaker 2: That's very important and listen. Kevin was like, I.
Speaker 3: Know, fucking mind so like, but then he let Fitzy
like rile him up because he was like he wasn't
sure if he was supposed to be upset or not,
like he was. He was like, am I a trip?
And Fitzy was like, hell no, I would actually beat
his ass if he did that to Lola, And I'll
tell him when he comes up here.
Speaker 1: And he did a gossip and beach gossiping at them.
Take nobody, little gospel more than fits exactly, And I
hate that's actually an avan Chad, what's the boy name?
A couple of names together exactly. They really incestuous to
me in a way. But Covin I hate literally his
worst quality is that anybody can gas him up the
field anyway. And I'm like, you are such a little
ass boy, and you're being he was manipulated the entire
cost of week.
Speaker 2: That's have a mind of his own.
Speaker 1: No, not at all. I literally just had sorry, this
is so off topic. I just had to like go
off camera. Socks came through.
Speaker 3: And so you're gonna stop blaming her.
Speaker 1: No, fully her. She came through on a full like
what the Zoomies knocked my whole damn green spring over
and knocked all types of shit over. Like it's it's
a messing here right now, and I don't know what's
going on, but good thing.
Speaker 2: We just saw you disappear.
Speaker 1: We didn't see I'm glad I didn't hear that ship
because it's scared the hell.
Speaker 2: We just saw you looking around, and then.
Speaker 3: I was just like, you know, Bobby's okay, but yeah,
show must go on talking about God.
Speaker 2: Like, let's go to the recouplings, right, So first off,
it was Priya who was in a friendship couple with Aiden,
and she decided that she was going to couple up
with Jordan.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that, not that she did.
Speaker 2: It's just that Jordan is. He's tall. That's all I
can say about Jordan.
Speaker 1: You don't like his I get it.
Speaker 3: Why are you calling that toytails because that's they're not
exactly breeds. They're not exactly they're plaid. Okay, plan, that's
what I That's what I had in mind. But we
can go with coolios as well. If you put Coolio
up on this screen, Hendrick, I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: Respect, okay, I'm not gonna.
Speaker 2: Because that is not a good example. His ship is crazy,
no disrespect, rest in peace? Ok yeah, paradise right now? Okay?
Aiden came back and I was like, what single? But
of course not.
Speaker 3: They waited so long to have Matha enter, and I'm like,
Matha crazy.
Speaker 2: Why are you coming later? Like literally so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: They're looking stupid right Like, Okay, I'm like that's good
because you know, I didn't walk it together anyway.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's let's play a game. Who liked the fact
that they made them wait a little while before they
came out?
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't like. I don't like being stricked because
I was like, did Aiden just shock me for the
first time ever in this history of the show. And
it was like no, of course not. Of course he
was gonna.
Speaker 1: Like but it was just so long. That was like
it was a good like the commercial I think didn't Yes.
Speaker 3: They did, and so I wonder how long, like they
really have them standing there one one elephant, two elephant,
three elephant.
Speaker 2: Mississippi.
Speaker 3: That okay, and then we have Mika. Mika gives a
speech and then she's just like, I'm going to stay single.
Sam Raj comes back. He stayed single, and I'm like yeah.
Speaker 2: Because sam Rog wasn't in class of really like he
was just being like sincere, like he I felt like
he knew he wasn't going to come back free pay.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, yeah, yes, that feels like streamed.
Speaker 2: That. That felt like hold on, that's what Mika feels like.
Speaker 1: Though it's about it and she's like you kids, and
then gold entailed the main people. She's like, sorry, jams
And and Angie, but he kissed somebody.
Speaker 4: And because before she she's already like, it's not as
bad as your situation, but I am still upset.
Speaker 2: And now she's like I cannot believe him. In some
ways it might be worse. And I'm like, you know
what not because she won me back with literally the
whole like just booing and going, I'm just like yes,
like she is really like getting it. But when she
did that, I'm like, I know you line.
Speaker 3: She can't help herself, like go talk to Lola, come
over here with that man just bumped and grinds guarded
on someone and came back. So yasmin, who's she's just been.
I don't know if it's not the year for blondes
or what, like Ariano Maddox has become brunette.
Speaker 2: You know that's oh my god, there was a shift
exactly just like that. If you got that's what you
guys gotta watch the video. That was exactly what happened.
Speaker 3: Ariono Maddox became brunette and really set the tone for
the summer.
Speaker 2: And I would said, blondes are out. Yeah, I would
say she was also channeling her namesake of Ariana Grande
because she looked the blackest she's ever looked in with
the curly hair, and that that green dress, that green
number not even just you're right, it wasn't number ensemble
like everything. And I'm just like, this is a she
just had a loin cloth on it.
Speaker 1: That's how you know the better Maya and Ariana dress.
That's how many lives you know are about to be
ruined that day. And I'm like, I love yeah, Maya Gemma.
Speaker 2: Literally her waist was missing, like it was just.
Speaker 3: To bottom found what happened, guys, we need to what
they didn't say, I And actually came on the screen
and said that her waist had to leave the villa
for personal reasons.
Speaker 1: Okay, give me to the next summer. He goes say
that about me too. Okay, me too. Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Yasmin who Lorenzo has been trying her all
summer multiful people and Lorenzo and then I feel like
Aiden again and Lorenzo like it's just been a very
crazy summer for Yasmin. So I'm like, Yasmin, if you
do not recouple, I'm actually going to be pissed off.
But you know, although she's blown, she has not let
me down. She recoupled with Tommy, and then Lorenzo decided
to bring back Julia. I will say I didn't really
expect Lorenzo to bring back anyone, am I What did
you guys think? Yes, because he was like because he
was like getting bored. He's like, things are going really well,
and what if he do now?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Thought I wasn't gonna be with Jasmine.
Speaker 3: Then he was like, oh perfect, and I can just
bring somebody new back. I don't even have to do
that shit yet.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I was about to say. I thought
it was one of two scenarios. He's gonna go back
like by himself so he can get with Jasmine, or
he's gonna bring somebody back. And once he started flirting
with that awkward ass girl. I was like, I, actually
there's something here about you too, Kiddles. I see it,
I see it, I see the vision.
Speaker 2: Is she the one who's Polish? Yes, Julia love her
gabriel from us A because she was the one who
was saying that she went to Brazil, I think, and
she was like, oh in their culture, kissing, just kissing.
You would have loved that Kimsey and Gabrielle might do
better in the UK.
Speaker 1: But okay, so.
Speaker 2: Her back then, not Kenzie.
Speaker 1: Who would have.
Speaker 2: Thought I'd be here not defending Kinsey but understanding that
it's like Love Island and it's literally not that serious.
But I mean your long story short Lowlands and fits
stayed loyal, surprised, Yeah, like just go just brought someone
back someone. I feel like that would have really like
shaken the table. I would have loved that. She would
have left.
Speaker 1: She would have left, Yes, even when Curtis and Mare
got together and who's he he was with Amy? Yes,
I gotta go.
Speaker 3: And she literally left and now she's just happy.
Speaker 1: To watch him switch with another bitch too, literally switch
with another ants, switch with another I.
Speaker 5: Will literally exactly so Jasmine.
Speaker 2: She really disappointed me. I'm sorry, Like, I love like
her journey in this house because they really try her.
She cuts the people out. She's beautiful, like she has
it all. She's be calling people little boys all that ship.
So she stayed loyal. And then Cavin comes and not
only did it take a while to see that Kevin
brought someone back, which I knew he was going to
bring someone back because of how they left. They left
on not the best terms. A break. Yeah, great, stupid.
That means that y'all broken up. So I don't know
exactly do that adjasment. But not only did it take
a while to find out that he brought someone back,
brought back, she like that was the loudest heel clack
my entire life. It was like it's saying heels clacking
on the captions. I'm just like, is this necessary? God?
You know what?
Speaker 3: It made me think of? Sorry to bring them up,
but on Real Housewives of New York when they were
in Morocco and Bluan was.
Speaker 2: Like, what is that?
Speaker 3: It's not a water buffalo coming down the stairs. You
know that's not a fucking water But why would it
be that?
Speaker 1: Why would it be a water buffalo.
Speaker 2: That's how loud it was. Yeah, like he was, I'm like,
she's stomped. And that's that's the thing. Probably UK girls,
they are not side bitch. It is like they are
stumping in that house my house.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 2: They are literally like they're putting on slippers. Okay, like
trying to sneak in there. Unless you're t T, because
then I'm t T exactly. She basically said that she
was t T.
Speaker 3: That was Charlene, and was started crying t T would
never That's when she stopped being T.
Speaker 2: Know said.
Speaker 1: What we're doing? Okay, t T? Lining it up? What
you mean okay? Or she said no, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's just but I just didn't oh, trying to
cancel me.
Speaker 1: T what you're playing, girl? You don't be stabbing people,
not anymore? Right, You're in a controlled environment.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So what are we talking about here?
Speaker 1: Do you think let's play a game? Do you think
the producers told the girls explicitly you cannot wear flat,
you can't wear oh you can't. You gotta wear at
least a four inch heel very important.
Speaker 2: Yes. I think I think they even picked it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like oh pick their shoes. Okay.
Speaker 3: They they were like down here for me, let me
see how that sounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, don't put the other one. Maybe you guys
like it literally and then like not only that, I
feel like they originally just wanted to walk in together,
which I feel like that's it would be normal, like yes,
let the guy go, and then held their hand out.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, not you yet, not yet. We
think that he came back single like and then I
was like one Elephant.
Speaker 2: Was like, okay, thirty black heels like hortering those girls.
Speaker 1: Like you auditioned it for the cabaret okay, getting out
of the Jordan Sparks music video once again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Jasmine was like, actually, we don't need to
have a conversation later.
Speaker 2: Let's have this conversation now. Did you were you respectful?
Did you sleep with her? Did you get outside of challenges?
Speaker 1: And he keeps trying not to answer right.
Speaker 2: And then Eden's bitch as decides to fucking chime in,
and I'm like, that's when I started chiming in from
home like me two days later, like shut your class up, shut.
Speaker 1: Why are you here?
Speaker 2: No one was talking to your dumb ass, Like what
do we talk about here?
Speaker 3: You got to speak for himself. We can't keep doing
this grown.
Speaker 1: Ass man exactly. On the latest episode, me and Raven
launched a petition. It was the imaginary, but it was
a petition to ban all brothers from coming on Love Island.
And I've seen today, We've gotten a lot of signs.
It's been signed, okay, thank you, you're Jane grayshit and
I love it, thank.
Speaker 2: You, thank you. This is getting out of him, like
it's too annoying. At first, I'm like, oh, let's just see,
you know, maybe the may the best man win, who's
a better kisser? Like you know, fun challenger type, right,
Cassa like fun and challengers kind of shit. I guess
if they had to have brothers in there. But it
just it just it's not fun anymore. It's like we
just was never instantly constantly coaching him, talking about how
he taught him everything that he knows, and you know,
just going back problem and only Kevin is only ever
talking to Aiden, and it's just like, is this literally
like family boot camp or is this fucking Love Island? Right?
Speaker 3: They won't they need to be separated. It's really annoying.
It's like you go into this thing where, like like
summer camp, if you go in with a friend, you
the chances of you, you know, branching out and like
making different friends and different connections and whatever. It's not
really gonna happen because you're gonna be with your fucking
brother or your friend that you're close to, the person
you already know. Like, that's stupid, that's not.
Speaker 1: What this is.
Speaker 2: Get him out of there.
Speaker 1: The military, I don't know if they still have it.
But then you say this thing where it's like the
buddy program where you would like join the military, but
you bring a buddy with you and they joined with you.
It's that kind of shi Yeah, so like you.
Speaker 3: The only way that I do it if I can
just like me and right, let's see you separate us.
Speaker 1: Okay, same patalion, Okay, not kissing me off. That's literally
what it is. You know what I would like. I
know they've already done it, and I know I advocate
for the week right exactly. I want them to do
the social media game one more time, and this time.
Speaker 3: I think they should do it once a week.
Speaker 1: Me too, me too, exactly, And we need a lot
of people submitting stuff that says Aiden is such a
fucking loser. It's literally that's the only like the banks there,
Blank is a loser and they're going around but Tin, I.
Speaker 3: Don't who Jasmine's like, it's Aiden, right, it's Aidens.
Speaker 2: The next one should be like his brother is a
loser to you too, asked Simba and Tommy or YouTube brothers. No,
Ellie and Finley. They stayed loyal that it was cute
because Ellie finally got someone who's like treating her, you know,
semi decent. And I'm like, you know what, I just
want Ellie on the show. So that's fine, we'll do
for now. Yeah, you'll be sorry. So I would like
to say, obviously this is the most dramatic one. And
Angela stall when she decided to say single. The looks
on all the boys faces were like, oh ship because
he sure is it? Yeah? Like you could just tell
by their faces. They were like, oh, girl, you should
have picked someone because do you think she saw them?
Speaker 3: I just wonder that like whenever they're standing up there,
or she just like tunnel vision because they're all like
and she saw that, she'd be like hold on, hold on,
like no, look at me, don't look around right, look
at me right here.
Speaker 2: Stre ever move and I feel like it would be
me personally. I would check the temperature like I'm gonna
stay right and read their faces, the boys faces, like.
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, you know, I'm assuming they don't
know what order they're gonna go in, because I know
if you got me down to go last, I'm like,
oh hey, now let me pick somebody. I'm bringing somebody
back dollar. I'm like, what's your name again, Craig, Come on, Craig.
We got a great connection because you are not saving
me for the grand finale. I know you fucking live.
Speaker 3: No, no, now here's a surprise for you.
Speaker 2: Embarrassing because imagine like you go through all that and
then someone gets their man after I would immediately fight,
like right, everyone was looking crazy, like all the boys
are like we know.
Speaker 1: Let me ask y'all, yes, did y'all expect Angie to
be last? Or did you expect Jazz? Because I think
I was kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was expecting Angie because they left on a
high note where that's terrible. I don't remember that.
Speaker 3: No, I just don't didn't remember.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's why she was like you know what, I'm conflicted,
and she wasn't really getting to know the guys, and
I understand.
Speaker 2: Someone was like, Angie's just boring. I'm like, well, yes,
and like they were getting they were getting back after
the whole multiple times of him embarrassing her. Yea.
Speaker 3: Also those guys sucked. Yeah, mainly that's the biggest one.
But I'm like, yeah, I was so nervous that guy.
I thought Maya was gonna let that one guy at
the end talk, not the one with his blouse soap
and not.
Speaker 1: The black one. Okay, I thought, yes, they've been in
for a while. Yeah, I thought she was gonna let
him say something. Because when Angie was like, you know,
I had a good time getting to know those guys,
he had a very like visceral kind of he was
like looking away.
Speaker 3: I'm like, which he he was, And I'm like, I
don't know what you're doing all that for, Like, there's
nothing to you.
Speaker 1: Don't kiss me off?
Speaker 3: No, what what could you possibly say that? Angie was
asking you, who the fuck do you think you are?
Speaker 2: Nelly? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Why is your shirt un button? What are those pants? What?
Speaker 2: Say? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What look are we going for tonight? It's crazy, that's
what you want to tell him. I would tell everyone it.
Speaker 2: Was never gonna be.
Speaker 3: It would have been Carlos before you, and it was
never going to be Carlos either.
Speaker 2: Have you met him?
Speaker 1: Lily pre and Joined had been laughing at him all week,
like what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Literally, it was so fucking funny. Let's play a game.
Let's go ahead for that game. Who's the biggest loser?
Speaker 1: Okay? I love this game?
Speaker 2: Carlas Lola or that would make it to.
Speaker 3: No, that's what I was thinking, But I think that
would that would be too easy. I know you said, Lola, Carlos,
Lola cabin. Oh put them in order?
Speaker 2: Can I add one? No?
Speaker 3: No, that's added? Okay, yes, who is it for recoupling purposes?
Not right now because I'm on her side, but Anaya,
oh we're going, we're going across the pond for I
didn't know we were put and Melody throw.
Speaker 2: Her in too.
Speaker 3: M Okay, Okay, this isn't mean I agree, because why
wouldn't y'all bring somebody back and just off rip. I
know I'm still not over that, but I never will be.
I don't care what anyone says.
Speaker 1: You know what it.
Speaker 3: Could be next year, and you should have brought someone back. Unfortunately,
think of that right.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, Melanie can't be at the top of the list
solely because Sincere didn't bring somebody back to like has
she had he been doing all the cheat and Dan
brought somebody back. She would she asked, I would have
to write inn to Peacock and tell her that she's
got to go like she's being she's too much of
a lunatic. She's got to get out of here. But
unfortunately they would have did to that.
Speaker 2: They would have put that.
Speaker 1: Whole no bullying shit nice.
Speaker 2: Do it to us, you guys, I never see that
on the UK one or maybe exactly.
Speaker 3: No, they're like, hey, you're.
Speaker 1: Welcome it exactly. Matter of fact, we're actually gonna make
a game out of it later on and see.
Speaker 2: Send your thoughts to us.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you crossed out, Yeah, at the top. Now
she's still on the list, Like let's let's be clear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're playing the game like who's the biggest big
it might have.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think biggest gotta be either Lolo or Carlos
for me, one of the.
Speaker 2: Two mineus Lola.
Speaker 1: I think Lola because she when she called the girl
a bitch today, I.
Speaker 3: Was like, a fucking bitch exactly, this one thing for
to call somebody a bitch, right, that's like whatever, she's
such a fucking bitch and she's a fucking bitch. And
I don't even know what she's so upset about either,
By the way, show that a movie night exact, because
what the fuck is your problem? She's talking a lot
of ship in there, and it's weird. She's also a
fucking weirdo.
Speaker 2: See how I did that? A fucking weirdo, not just
a weirdo.
Speaker 1: My god, I think that's correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then we see that at least makeup has
left the building at least one and then obviously, like everyone,
the house is in shambles. Literally, Simba, it's just like you,
sim your sim literally like lights their food on fire
and then they start freaking out. That's how Simba was.
Speaker 3: He was just like, oh, and that's why I'm at
least in UK men like they feel even if it's fake,
they feel bad, they apologize, they their lashing, they understand
what they did, whereas the US men are just straight
up fucking bitches.
Speaker 1: Unless it's coming from the public. Then for some reason
you came in they take that shit person. They'd be like,
I know you, Like, why the funk would they say
that about me? Like you know, like you you were here,
like you know why they're saying that, Like, don't be
foolish yet.
Speaker 2: You apologized for that thing. Say you know it's right what.
Speaker 1: They love to make an excuse to They only see
an hour of the day. They don't know what's going No,
we that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Then and Simba basically abandoned the girls they brought
in the house.
Speaker 1: They both are.
Speaker 2: Just like they're like damage control. I was just walking around. Meanwhile,
Charlene or whatever her name is, starts just like bawling,
and then they are a cabin of course, goes to
his brother and they just are losers together. And then
Simba immediately tries to top to Angelista, who Angelista and
Jasmine are just like fuck these men, like straight up
and actually a joke.
Speaker 1: Are you having a laugh?
Speaker 2: Like yeah, it's so it's so funny because Simba like
tries to go instantly, and then Jasmine is like, go
like she said.
Speaker 3: In a minute, He said in a minute, like no,
not an actual minute, like a fucking toddler like, okay,
one minute, right, just fuck off.
Speaker 2: Okay, damn, he's just walking. I'll be back out. Not
understanding what he did wrong. He's reevaluating his life choices
like all of that. It's so funny to watch. He
goes to the boys for help and they talk about it.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. No, what happened was those brothers ran
over to him to gossip with them. I'm like, y'all
are the biggest fucking losers to come through this villa?
Speaker 3: Get out right, And Curtis came through here exactly.
Speaker 1: Deservedly. Deservedly. It'd be different if he was only a
loser on here one time. He's been to lose like
four different separate occasions.
Speaker 3: Keep coming back from there, and that's fair.
Speaker 1: Stop it.
Speaker 2: So you know, Simba is really trying to and even
the way that he explained it when he was talking
at the recoupling, He's like, well, I thought that I
owed it to myself and to you, and I'm like,
don't you owe it to me to bring another bitch
in the house? And both are just like, well, just
because I brought another woman doesn't mean that I'm done.
Speaker 3: You don't get the audacity and they say that so
often and like what are you thinking?
Speaker 2: Are you having a laugh?
Speaker 1: Are you having a laugh?
Speaker 2: It's so crazy, it's so fucking crazy. And then Angelus
is just like, you know what, I'm just going to
go home, Like she's like, I think my journey ends here. Literally,
it's just like y'all been trying me the whole season.
We're almost in that home stretch, like I don't give
like for real, I'm good, so nice meeting y'allah.
Speaker 1: You know what I saw some I'm literally she can
be an international baddy, like go do what you.
Speaker 2: Need, all the festivities like get.
Speaker 1: Exactly the Knicks just won, like are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: Somebody on threads had posted and they said, I don't
know how to hell like it's happened. But Angelista's like
unit has been like almost flawless the entire season, and
I know, I was like it actually hass like normally
you know what happens is like the beginning, it's real good,
but then like after week one we'd be like, oh right,
you know we always think that out there, yes, hot,
out there exactly, her ship has been laid like the
all I won't say all because I can't confirm that.
I feel like in the early early early days that
was like one or two times.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, for the most part, it's been
really good, Like it's being there behind the scenes helping.
Speaker 1: Her write somebody Kim Kimble or somebody.
Speaker 2: Kimble. Wow the hair and hair a long time.
Speaker 1: Jonathan Wright jumped out of JA to.
Speaker 2: Kim Kimball all right, you know to Kim, Well, I
Serena and Orlando was late because Srenna do hair. That's
such a oh my god, if I knew how to
do hair and like and then also, yeah, the past
few seasons, it's just.
Speaker 3: Well they had the braids, which is like, why don't
you just get.
Speaker 1: The hair braid? Yeah, well, now, ain't nobody gonna come
in there with fulllanie braids because they can put a
hints and a curse on that. So that's that's a
curse on it. You you know when t T, when
they kept seeing t T, they were all like, the
bitch with the fulanie braids, the bitch with the full
linie braids. It was that was so mad.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, bitch, I'm like, you guys understand that
she's just described it was right.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because we got a text we wanted to
from light. Well yeah, and she was like, what does
this mean. She's just describing her. She's just describing her.
It don't mean nothing. That's just her hairstyle. Just be
like the blonde bitch over there exactly. Her hair was great.
Speaker 1: The very Andy Cohen like getting six thirteen explained to
him the Potomac Reunion.
Speaker 2: The fact that like that's the thing, and I'm like,
only right, like I love that so much, and so
Simba is just like trying to get Angelista back, and
Angelus is like, you you've got to be kidding me,
like this is but the difference is.
Speaker 1: And oh you want me to share my screen? Okay, yes, yes,
that's what I mean. The hoe roll of all our rolls, My.
Speaker 2: God, the look that could kill I don't even that
don't make no damn sense.
Speaker 1: Please for so much, I guess don't even make no sense.
Speaker 3: It's like me every five minutes because it don't make
no damn sense. But it sounds better when she says.
Speaker 1: That because he covered with the hour rold our roll
with the little tea.
Speaker 2: So I will say, though, who I would have to
bring all of that to just I mean, like just
back to the house.
Speaker 1: Well yes, you know, like Ohmara, Yeah, it don't.
Speaker 2: Make no damn sense.
Speaker 3: But Mara's that's really simple. Would have done better just
being like, Angie, look.
Speaker 1: Like your hand of like yes, like like what do
you want from me?
Speaker 3: You'd bring her back to be serious. Maya, come on,
let's end it right.
Speaker 1: Maya's like, well, yes.
Speaker 3: I love when Maya got on Aiden's ass too. She
was like this moment today, Shut the fuck up. Haven't
answered the question right? Yes, me need to address it
here now exactly the fuck? Like, do you guys not
see that my waist is missing? You guys don't want
to answer the damn question? Okay, Brothers in here, skeptics
over the world.
Speaker 1: I got a bad Bunny concert to go to later
to get me in the casino. The fuck.
Speaker 2: I'm just here for no fucking reason. Let's get something.
Speaker 1: Gone, dope. I'm back.
Speaker 2: That's all I've been going off season. I'm just back
to for the coupling. I'll see it the finale.
Speaker 3: Oh, She's like, honestly, I can't be around these losers
too much of my get.
Speaker 1: On me exactly. Good brothers think, oh.
Speaker 2: My goodness, and he tells Angie's like, honestly, if you go,
I'll go with you. And then she just like that
really sends her over the edge.
Speaker 3: She's like, fucking yeah, you're gonna go.
Speaker 2: And then Jasmine was like test it. Then I'm like.
Speaker 3: Too old that I did not know that I needed
so literally, it's so funny that's man will say like
literally anything.
Speaker 1: They don't care what. They will say, like, that's so
crazy for you to bring Mara the way she looks too.
You bring Mara back and do you go over to
and you're like, I don't even want her to leave
with you. That's the crazy.
Speaker 3: And he doesn't understand why it's crazy either. You've been
in here for ten minutes with her and you're like, oh,
fucking leave her.
Speaker 2: Fuck that bitch. I don't care, right, It's like, so
why did you bring her?
Speaker 1: Exactly, idiot, it's.
Speaker 2: Three days compared to like three weeks. You know, it's
crazy weeks. Mary was like, exactly, do you just answer
your own question? Did you bring me here?
Speaker 1: Crazy?
Speaker 2: I could be out there look at me. I don't
need this yet.
Speaker 1: Of fact, let's do a recoupling right now so we
can get Marrid at the villa so she can be
with she belongs.
Speaker 3: Okay, she's yelling, She's like, maybe Maya's still outside, she's
still out there.
Speaker 2: Like you don't want me. I don't want to I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to please.
Speaker 2: Sorry, got a hit of myself, But what an excellent
episode between the recoupling and the fallout after. It was
just Chef's kiss honestly, Yeah, there anything else that you
wanted to add about the new episode or this week
in general.
Speaker 1: Just remind her about her to get them brothers out
as soon as you get the opportunity. Y'all know we
can't vote, so yeah, y'all, And if it doesn't happen,
we will be forced to to talk shit about your
decisions exactly.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that. I don't want to
do it either. You have no reason to be talking
the state that USA is in.
Speaker 1: No, that's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's like, that's rich coming from you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we got Boogie Wonderland coming up on Love Island, USA.
I'm so irritated. How are we feeling about that? Bad? Bad?
Speaker 3: Okay, this is so stupid and these are the seizures
I'm talking about. These are the final week of Love
Island seizures that I'm talking about, and I guess they're like,
you guys have been talking shit about the baby things,
So while we're still gonna do that, we're gonna add
in karaoke, like because.
Speaker 2: You guys love our.
Speaker 3: It's like, well, no, who wants to want I don't
want to watch people doing karaoke unless it's on Abbod Elementary. Right,
karaoke is a thing that you want to be a
part of, Like I need to be their lives. I
can also do it, Like what is me watching it?
Kenzie's doing split. I'm still trying to decide whether this
is an appropriate time or not because she has four
splits left this season?
Speaker 1: Oh that many?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was generous that time. They gave her
five and she's got she's been going through it. That's
why she hasn't been splitting, right.
Speaker 1: They stopped They stopped the girl from exploring she's been depressed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this is whose ideal is this?
Speaker 1: Do you think it's like an offshoot talent shows that
what is supposed to be given? Because at least in
the UK, the talent shows are funny as like they them.
People get up there to do any damn thing, and
every now and then you get a banger okay, well yes, lady,
don't couldn't get okay, a moment, all right, but we're
not gonna get that over here. We're not gonna get there.
Speaker 3: No, But I think you're right. They're like, these are
talentless bitches. They're not even Kensy's gonna do this blitz
sincere's whole lie, like it's just he probably would do
a fucking sign language like lesson or something, and they're like,
we can't.
Speaker 2: We I'm doing that so karaoke, jesus, I don't. I don't.
Who's are you looking forward to see? Because while I
hate him, I want to see Corbin. I don't if
you're any of them, I want to see what he's
going to do, like you want to laugh at them,
like in general it is funny. And also watching him
become like sentient. When they were thinking about who to
send home, Parmida and Corbyn were like, actually, Melanie, you're
getting treated bad. Were like he was starting to think. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was like, I'm starting to think. You know, when
you prompt they so often it starts to learn from
your behavior, So it's exactly.
Speaker 2: Exactly like what I meant by he was literally like
realizing in active time, like, hey, maybe you gud shouldn't
be together. And actually since you're you're a very bad person.
And I'm like, you've been lying and me.
Speaker 1: Too, right, He's like, I know I ain't shit either,
but like you really ain't, Like that's crazy.
Speaker 3: At least I'm honest about it, like right, right, and
then you put your hand up about it and saying
big words and you don't even know how to pronounce
exactly insane.
Speaker 2: So I'm looking forward to seeing what Krbin does in general,
like I don't know, it's just something about him.
Speaker 3: How long do you think this episode is going to be?
Because I'm seriously considering just like calling it a night
early tonight because if I stay up, we're getting it.
If I stay up it comes thirty, Like I'm just
gonna be mad because I know it's going to be
some bullshit. M it gets it's going to be an
hour and it's such teen minutes in two hours, I'm
skipping it.
Speaker 2: I'm skipping it.
Speaker 3: I'm telling everybody right now, there will not be an
episode for me tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I already know. I already know.
Speaker 1: That for what this episode needs to be our first
like forty five minute episode of the season, Like, let's
get this thirty seven, thirty exactly. Matter of fact, I'll
get y'all forty two because that's when on TV, when
you throw all the commercials, that's what you get for two.
Speaker 3: That's it because the finale is going to be two
hours and we're all doing that together.
Speaker 1: Again, Raven, have you forgot I always forget that. You're
not on social media, so you don't see all the
rumors and stuff. Kay, have you seen it they were
talking about like, oh, because of FIFA, Peacock is thinking
about making the finale three hours long.
Speaker 3: What does FIFA have to do with making the shit
three hours long when it doesn't need to be two
hours long? What does that have to do with anything?
I don't understand. I reject that I'm not watching stupidest
ship I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: That'll make no damn sense.
Speaker 1: Are you mad.
Speaker 3: That I'm delucting if they think that it needs to
be the way that I will literally at and I'll
and I do not do the early watching. A lot
of people like to watch early, Like, no, it's nine
o'clock point blank in the period, so nine o'clock or after.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I will literally.
Speaker 1: Say the chat room host, we're black on three.
Speaker 3: Everybody join, okay, and with Kendrick Tucker is there every day,
We've been there every day.
Speaker 2: We unfortunately will be finishing this out.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately.
Speaker 2: That's the spirit, like the only yeah, because the only like,
the only thing is is that at least the chat
is fun. Like we get to put up polls, we
check the temperature. Yeah, and people can't write it on
things at the same time. So it's like, but if
it is three hours, I will start that should at
eight thirty and immediately be done by nine. I promise
you that. So play with me. Can you do the one?
Speaker 1: I would just say, do they let you do? Like
if probably not on like Roku or anything like that,
But if I watch on my iPad, could I put
it like two times speed?
Speaker 2: Can you do that?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, I wonder I don't know if that's even have
to do some research report. I've never seen it on peacock.
I feel like, where have I done that?
Speaker 2: Maybe? Netflix?
Speaker 1: Oh maybe?
Speaker 2: So yeah, oh well fans are gone. Yeah, well we'll
have to look sometimes. Okay, So you just got her,
you know, caught up with one of the rumors, the
internet rumors. Another one was people were talking about Gal's
coffee shop. Is it closed?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: Basically, he stole all his personality and moves from his
ex girlfriend, cheated on her, and then decided to come
on Love Island. And now people are like, oh, we're
gonna support his ex girlfriend. But he owns the coffee
shop with the ex girlfriend, So if you're supporting her,
you're supporting him.
Speaker 1: Oh damn it.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute. You know it's a surfer. Apparently he
can't even really surf like that, and if you go
on his social media, it's only there. Stop. It's serious.
They're saying that he can't even like ride big waves.
That's why when you go on his social media, he's
literally writing like very small waves and not even doing
any cool tricks or anything because his ex girlfriend was
the real surfer.
Speaker 1: I know, you lying.
Speaker 2: That's some good white people tea.
Speaker 1: Riding the baby waves. The baby wave the man made
go please in the ocean. You can hand can't surf,
that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Was going to have to I was I was concerned
you weren't going to bring up the thin hair because
we've been talking at more a minute now and you
didn't say it yet.
Speaker 1: You know, I was I always remember, and you know what, Sorry,
I just thought about that text.
Speaker 6: You what that video video? Hold on, hold on, please
let me read what you wrote as you put it
up there. I need to get this right because it
truly angered me.
Speaker 1: I was like, this don't make no type of sense
right here, there's no reason. Hold on, hold on, Angie,
you gotta I love you so much, Angie, but you
gotta go. Here we go. This is what I put
on screen. You know they did.
Speaker 2: Kendrick sent that and he said, see this the ship
I'm talking about, even in the pitch black. Look at
his fucking hair. I immediately knew.
Speaker 1: Immediately somebody said, the entire time he's been in that villa,
he has not touched the comb and that's crazy.
Speaker 2: He's trying to really sell this surfer thing.
Speaker 3: Oh he just walks around and I'm like, wow, he
just like this.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. As soon as I played it, I was like,
why is this happening now? Tiffy being funny? That's what
it is. Are you having a laugh?
Speaker 2: You guys wearing a jungle to jungle?
Speaker 1: That people.
Speaker 2: Okay, so people are.
Speaker 1: Mad, they've got to go far.
Speaker 2: That was funny. That was trying to land jokes. You're
also mad that did not have an excuse for Casey
or something. I don't They's and Sierra this week again
for after Oh brother, shut up?
Speaker 3: This is like always.
Speaker 1: What do you what do you want? What do you want?
Speaker 3: Someone was like they're not fit to be hosts. Oh,
let's have you do it and see how it goes.
It's like, you do it please? Like you sound so stupid.
This is Love Island, like it's a silly show.
Speaker 2: Laugh, haha, funny exactly, and mind you you just started watching,
that's the thing. But also after Son, so.
Speaker 3: You have no idea where we came from this.
Speaker 2: Right, I just wasn't fucking watching it. Like talking about.
Speaker 3: This is like leaps and bounds better. You can tell
they're having fun what you're supposed to do when you
watch Love Island.
Speaker 1: Hello, it's summertime. Hello? Yeah years ago?
Speaker 2: Here is racist because she said that every white boy
goes through a bowl cut phase, don't they.
Speaker 3: I laughed when she said that Calebrigade, Yep, he's still
going through it.
Speaker 2: So they're like racist person. They can a white brother
like boll first don't get bowl cuts number one?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Had you say a fad? Maybe because I did go
through their phase when I was a kid too, so.
Speaker 2: Person the whole group like you just look at I'm
for ship. Look at this point, the.
Speaker 1: Opression Olympics is crazy.
Speaker 3: Do you know what everyone needs to get? Everyone's on restriction.
I'm taking the TV's out of their rooms. I'm taking
their phones and taking all devices because y'all.
Speaker 1: Don't know how to act exactly.
Speaker 3: How about that we're getting the basic cable package whatever. Actually, no,
no cable because the basic, I feel like, is a lot.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 1: No social media because they'll watch the clips that'll be true.
Speaker 3: Well, they don't have their devices, so you just have
the TV and whatever is on Channel three about.
Speaker 1: The watching the beautiful with Grandma, that's it and they're
gonna be no.
Speaker 3: You know what, they don't get to have that fun either,
because that's the good exactly.
Speaker 1: Nope, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I let me figure it out before I send y'all
to Alcatraz. That is so annoying and it doesn't hit
y'all need to stop saying that shit. Yes, if you
said that about a black person. It would be racist,
just like everything else.
Speaker 1: Do you do now with you? Are you happy? Right?
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh? Yes? Now what Welcome to America. I don't
know what you do.
Speaker 3: Say that ship all the fucking time.
Speaker 2: Hello. Yeah, someone said that, and then someone commented under,
I have never heard a white person comment on a
black person's hair in my life. And I'm like, y'all
just get on here, lie sin here. Oh I'm searing
it up. I forgot to my favorite part of the episode,
so favorite that I forgot when they called Simba lion king.
Speaker 3: They said they were right, they were right about the
lion king.
Speaker 2: Yep, they sent me so bad because imagine your name
is Simba and that's your god given name. Also your
name is Simba, which is actually because he's fine, so
it eats.
Speaker 1: It eats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they call you the lion king. I would
actually have to go home, right, Why would you?
Speaker 3: William?
Speaker 2: Knowing the same right, come on?
Speaker 3: The same goes for Sincere though, It's like, why would
you lie?
Speaker 2: Why would you act like that?
Speaker 3: And this is your name. The lion king is right there.
It's not difficult to come up with that. And here
king and insincere. They're both right.
Speaker 1: It's too easy, guys. You gotta be a good person.
I'm sorry you do, even if you have to mask
like ry.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm not even trying. Is the thing ridiculous? The
last thing was is a two parter.
Speaker 2: People were mad at Amora for how she did Melanie,
which what did she do to Melanie?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: She said, I thought she was gonna say what she
did the jam because I didn't appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Well, they're all for sure, like it's like an obvious one.
I'm trying to find stuff that I'm like, what the fuck?
I don't understand. They were mad that she didn't have
any sympathy for Melanie and that she said that it
couldn't be her. Well, we laughed at that.
Speaker 3: Why would I does anyone have sympathy from Melanie?
Speaker 2: No, this is a game.
Speaker 1: Raise exactly.
Speaker 2: Have any sympathy left for Melanie? There are zero hands
out of six on this podcast, so not a one.
They were very mad. They said that, you know, she
had no sympathy, no empathy, like as a woman, she
should have. She didn't have to web it in her
face all that ship and I'm just like girl. He
tried a more too, like what we voted her back
in the house because he tried her right, this is
the problem.
Speaker 3: Just hear the anger is being misdirected. Put it back
to send her put Mura didn't do anything wrong here.
Speaker 2: No, that was stupid Anaya, because Anaya just told Melanie
to go with Sincere and it's not telling her the
right thing. And I come from a place of appreciate
me personally, like I feel like she knew that Melanie
is going to go back to Sincere anyway. So the
homegirl is gonna take that sorry Nika back. It's like, yeah,
go ahead, because no matter what I said, if you
can't watch movie Night and understand that your man had
a crystalpher Nolan avengeous length movie.
Speaker 1: On everybody literally enough sign for you, then Sincere return.
Speaker 2: I can't say night doomsday, like I truly cannot say anything.
So I'm not gonna literally waste my time telling you
you need to leave him.
Speaker 1: You to go.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, he's so bad. No what do
you want to do because we're almost out of here,
and also they're to get on my ass. I could go,
and I'm trying to win this thing with Carl. So
that's exactly the point. Okay, I hear that.
Speaker 3: I think I then would just not say anything at
all before, like team Sincere, Team Sincere because I believe
her though, because she got her friend and she also
is gonna die. So I'm like, you don't make good
choices either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where do you like, Hendrick, I'm the same place
you were, But you're right about that. Anaya is definitely
team Sincere. I'm more team Trinity because Trinity is like, yeah,
I think Trinity is like, look, I got one more weekends, motherfucker.
I'm not about to let y'all disturb my tears and
interrupt my sanity. I'm not doing that with y'all. You
want to be with Sincere, girl, go be with him, yep,
and go. And then when I get out of here,
I don't have to talk to y'all lying asses no more.
Y'all are going, y'all fighting, Matt fact, you can't come
to disney Land. Y'all can't come no more. And first off,
y'all come, Neither one of y'all can come.
Speaker 2: Now you check them the congratulations. She just hit a
million followers the first time the house to do, so
I know that that's right. Point link in the period.
Hell yeah, crazy because Sierra literally hit a million followers
week before Love Allan and I'm like, hold on, how
the fuck like see? And that is the numbers the
girls and CASA are willing to look however the fuck
they want to look because look at what since I
mean since Sierra has been on TV since twenty twenty
and she just hit a million after this man played
this white man played in her fucking face and we
had to come together weeks and weeks and she just
get her there. Meanwhile, Trinity just went from I don't
even remember we went through the profile together, went from
less than one hundred k, I have a million in
a few weeks.
Speaker 3: Well do you also think like m hmm. And I'm
not trying to be funny, like funnier. I for the
COSA girls to be like, you know, by any means necessary,
I'm going to get into the villa whatever, because I'm
thinking long term, I need the followers whatever. Don't how
important is it to also like be likable somewhat or
relatable or whatever you know, to get that, because you
could get in there and be like, you know, I
don't know Jaden, for instance, she's.
Speaker 1: Not no even use another example, like even Zach who's
been in their day one, he started at four thousand followers.
I think to this day he still only has one
twenty seven and your length of time he's been in there, like,
that's not the you would expect like him sincere like
they have not grown the way you would think they have.
And it's what Sean outpaced him by like three times.
Speaker 3: Well look at him, Zach. That actually pisses me off
that he has that many followers. And now I feel
like Kyle and that Man on the Street interview and
I'm like, who the fuck is following him? When he's
talking about West? Who is following Zach? After watching this
season show yourselves? Yeah, and now I understand yea.
Speaker 2: So funny. He's a bad guy underfollow Oh god, I
was thinking about Kyle yesterday because it was fourth of
July because now he send it like have.
Speaker 1: You seeing a video? Shit?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like he's been showing his ass in the
Hampton Sally got Sally.
Speaker 2: Oh both it was around you know, like Sally.
Speaker 3: One thing about Sally, She's gonna go with him exactly
because what are you doing? She wasn't trying to be
in Charleston. When Caleb got home, he was the Republic.
Speaker 2: They're saying that they need. That's another Internet thing they
want Caleb on. So the hospitality, that's not necessary. I
didn't think that he did anything on Love Island to
put him on some hospitality. But that's why I don't
think it's necessary. But it's not gonna stop me from watching.
I'm not mad at him at all, but it's like,
you know, that's who it's because on public that's why
everyone was like, oh my god, but yeah, where.
Speaker 3: Else is he gonna go? Well, I'm sorry, it is Charles,
Like that's the only like club.
Speaker 1: They've been saying this for weeks now. They've all been like,
oh my god, he's such a good guy. Get him on,
get him on Southern hospitality. I'm telling you, it's been crazy.
Speaker 3: This is something that really it makes me mad. Yes,
if it's not get him on this show, get him
on that ship, get him a spinoff. What are you
guys talking about.
Speaker 2: You're just saying ship.
Speaker 1: No, you're not gonna watch that, like shut no, one's
gonna watch it because it's not gonna be a show.
And you know what's even worse, don't put him on there. No,
if he gets on something hospitality, that means the ball
with the hair Pulus from Netflix's probably gonna make an appearance,
because you know, it's been this whole like claim he's been.
Speaker 2: His brother is friends with Jimmy.
Speaker 1: I was Jimmy say hair. That's why they were because
the hair exactly hair hair.
Speaker 3: That's why they've been hanging out. Because I was like,
you guys are not in the same generation.
Speaker 1: What is that exactly? Yeah, I don't like it. It's
no funny brother. Wait on last social media thing and
then all right, you can wrap it up. I did
I not call this? Did I not call this? You did?
Speaker 2: This is so disappointing.
Speaker 1: It's so disappointing if those a kid are listening and
can't see cha the guy who was really coupled up
with cater doing during CASA more, everyone you know wanted
her to pick him instead of zag the guy. He
was a great guy in CASA. He was the one
that was known for not having a social media But
I told you, I said, oh, he go get out
of here. He gonna get a social media. He go
getting that damn content house. As soon as they make one,
they all move to La and of course he already
has an account now with twenty five thousand followers, and
just this is so disappointing but very expected, and I
really hate that for him. Yeah, no air of mystery
at all anymore. Now you're you're you lost.
Speaker 2: It, Chay.
Speaker 3: I mean that's not going to stop the women, of course.
Speaker 1: But you know we'll know that's what.
Speaker 2: You swollowing four hundred and nine people. I was told
actually his family made the profile when he was in there,
and I feel a missed opportunity for you not to
make a social media when you're on the show. But
he went to after Son and he says something very
fucking lame. So I don't remember. I don't remember, but
he pissed me off.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: He said, oh no, no, no, okay. It was when
he was telling like I think he was telling Carl
some ship about like how how Trinity was going off
on on casey and then Carl was like, well, no,
I think that that's just how she felt, so that
it's like mind your business.
Speaker 3: Right, Oh did that make a concerned about how she
is or something like that? After how she expe b
rest herself or something like that?
Speaker 2: Excuse yeah, loser. Well speaking, we have a part of
Scotland trip to go and watch, so we don't.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately it's not no, it's not a weekend punishing us.
They're punishing us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you just have to wait for the dragons
literally or love is no You notice how it skipped
up that.
Speaker 3: I'm going to sleep early tonight.
Speaker 2: And watch watch them Dragons, them thrones, a House of Dragons,
House of the Dragon.
Speaker 1: And you know they say it like obviously they said
the premiere was like a great episode of TV. But
I think the creator, like the the guy behind House
of the Dragon, he's been saying in episodes three and
four are like some of the best episodes of television,
like either him or the critic somebody. They were saying
three and four in particular, like some of the best
TV made episodes. Right, I'm like, how can you beat
episode one? Because that was everything?
Speaker 2: So like, what the hell? See, that's what they really
need to be uploaded earlier?
Speaker 1: Like where are we why you put.
Speaker 2: That on at eight thirty five? We're eight pm? Hello?
They I think that time doesn't exist?
Speaker 1: Actually do my power does? And put the shit out
at midnight? Let me watch it Saturday night. Shit exactly.
Speaker 2: That was my karaoke night.
Speaker 3: I know that's right, and I loved that, and it
would just like to sing, No, I don't have a
song in my heart right now.
Speaker 2: If I did, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's play a game before we get out of here.
What's your forever go to karaoke song?
Speaker 2: Mama, Mia?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Mama?
Speaker 1: Okay? I thought you just meant, like the whole play.
Okay she does. She's like, yes, the whole album, okay, yeah,
or we're doing Broadway.
Speaker 2: Mine becomes dancing dancing queen. I guess. But like, I've
just meant the whole from beginning to end. I could
do that and backwards. And I'm getting Hamilton too, because
that was biblically accurate.
Speaker 1: I saw do you have a Good Day?
Speaker 3: Yesterday, by the way, a very American day, and just
to see how it went, like it was so great,
Like I watched Independence Day.
Speaker 2: I had a hot dog when I saw Minions at
the end of Time, like that was such a good.
Oh God, what a movie. I had a hot dog.
I wore Red, white and Blue. I literally watched Hamilton,
which is a two hour and forty minute play and
I will say though I was not expecting, like I
tag the stars of Hamilton and my story when I
was singing it and Leslie oldham Junr like watched it
and that was humiliating because I didn't. And I'm like, y'all,
I just be plead. So now I've fucked up any
chance I have of getting on Hamilton because I'm not
so good at I got to audition for Leslie odom
and that was an honor.
Speaker 1: Exactly. You will be back, wait and see. Just remember
you belong to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, beautiful, the only one without a song in
your heart.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm not in the mood. Today's forget her. Fished
her off? Okay, no, you guys didn't better.
Speaker 2: We're black by y'all. Love, y'all Fine,