Speaker 1: Cool Browken simulation Growth and simulation.
Speaker 2: Sound tricky.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Johnny Wood It presents broken simulations. Starting Johnny Woodard,
We're in it. I am so tired right now.
Speaker 2: The great way to start the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've started a new martial arts called fat ju Jitsu,
and I just lay on people and hope they cry.
That's all I do now, that's my move. Just smother
them in fat and then hope they just give up.
Speaker 2: What was that? What didn't you have a guy a
couple of months ago told you like to use you
should use your weight?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean today, I mean I've been doing. I
did some rowing that's hard. I did some rowing and
rowing machine hydro hydrot I did that. They did jiu
jitsu today. I love jiu jitsu. I just I'm so
fat and I tried it.
Speaker 2: Are you good? Would you say you're good at jujitsu? No?
Speaker 4: I would say I'm u. I can I can beat some.
Speaker 2: People here, And like, what's your like? Okay, Johnny?
Speaker 3: I I think when you reach a certain age and
you haven't gotten to a certain belt, it's very hard
to go.
Speaker 2: I'm great at this? Like what baseball team would you
compare yourself to the Seattle Mariners. So just true, like
every now and then you poke your head up, well
every now and.
Speaker 3: Then I look like I'm on fire. And then it
just goes back to what are we doing here? The
A's are just I don't the athletic as I know,
this isn't a sports show, but the athletic aids.
Speaker 2: Vegas and A stands for athletics, you know.
Speaker 3: Okay, the Sacramento A's are called Now Vegas should really
ask if they want that team owner is awful?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I would ask is he gonna spend
more money.
Speaker 3: Or guarantees put it in contract you'll be within the
top ten of all payroll all the time?
Speaker 2: Does do they not? Does he not have money? Is
that the thing? Is he? Like?
Speaker 3: No, He's like these guys are just like my card
at all? Johnny, what's our.
Speaker 2: There's so much this week. Last week I feel like
we didn't We were just kind of all over the place,
but nothing huge. There's so much big stuff that's happened
in Glass. So James Comy Hot Top was on Instagram,
I guess, and was just walking down like walking down
the beach right as what he said, and he said,
look at this interesting seashell. Yeah, just like I came
up with. He came up that I put here five
minutes ago. Really is what he should? They think we're stupid.
I mean he must write, okay, and and what it says.
I'll try to find the Uh.
Speaker 4: It's a picture.
Speaker 3: It's in the Tom hangs shady kind of picture way,
which is eighty six forty seven.
Speaker 2: Yeh's the numbers. Eighty six forty seven seashell spelling that out.
And he was six seven cool cool shell formation on
my beach walk. Yeah. Sure, like you think we're dumb.
I know you think we're dumb.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: Eighty six, of course is code for like to get
rid of something. And anyone go, hey, man, maybe you
shouldn't do that.
Speaker 3: And then is there anyone there that could tell Camy
that that's dumb? Don't do that?
Speaker 2: Man? You know he's really tall. Oxygen doesn't get up
that high. How tall? He's like six six or something?
He called me six yeah, James Comy sit ye dog
netflins like he's six eight. Sorry, he's six eight. James
James Comy is six eight, yes, yeah, he's mass dude.
If he walked in I go, oh my god, you're
so big. Look at him.
Speaker 3: Is that thing you do with Zoom, Johnny, where you
meet somebody you know from Zoom and you go, how
tall are you really?
Speaker 2: Look at the size of this freak dude. Just a
giant man. Oh my god, Johnny, I never knew that. Yeah,
look at him next to Obama, who's supposed to run
like six one six two. Oh wow. Yeah, look at he.
Speaker 3: Played the ball in college when he went to Lizard school.
Speaker 4: Was he a power forward lizard?
Speaker 2: Let's see play basket.
Speaker 3: I mean, chicks are getting pregnant tonight because the Knicks
one that we won a championship energy.
Speaker 2: He played high school basketball, but refused to playing pickup
games with Barack Obama because he did not want to
appear too friendly with his best friend Bro.
Speaker 4: He's in pictures laughing with him.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'll come off as too friendly high fives, doing
all the jive high fives, right, So he puts out
this thing.
Speaker 2: The internet freaks out. Forty seven. I didn't say it though.
If you don't know, Trump is the forty seventh president,
He's forty fifth and forty seventh, which is nine to eleven. Yeah. Well,
also that was Johnny, it's nine to eleven, and then
it's been according to people on the internet, it's been
eight thousand, six hundred and forty seven days since the
September eleventh.
Speaker 3: And I wonder if he goes, oh, I can get
away with it now because I can explain it away
with this, because that really weirdo governor of Michigan did
had the exact same thing. She had like blocks on
her desk behind her they said eighty six forty seven.
Really yeah, which everyone thinks is a sign of shading it.
And then everyone brings in the guitar playing. You're like,
what a great way to get rid of somebody is
just give him a blown up plane.
Speaker 2: Give him a plane has already blown up. No, that's
about to blow up or could blow up. Johnny, you
know what I'm doing. Stop Well, it's funny. I mean
the plane thing, we haven't told about it here, but
this plane they say will cost more almost two then
they than they could ever hope to save for them
to actually tear through it and refit it for all
the because it's got to have like flares in it
and all this high tech that they don't tell us about.
That air Force one has Yeah, so they have to
almost take that.
Speaker 4: X ray of it.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not just to make sure it's safe. Yeah,
that's part of it, but it's also to just add
all this ship to it that has to be at
the Air Force one. Yeah, for the military.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I wouldn't ride that time at the end
of my presidency.
Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't ride. That's gonna take two years. He's
gonna be out of here, you know. No, he's got
three more. Yeah, but he's gonna have one year like
the real one year probably. Yeah, it's gonna take two
years to make it. That's what they said. Yeah, two
years to watch this clearly means like get rid of Trump.
It was just like, I mean, it's obviously so. Now
James Comey had a little knock at the door. I
don't know if you saw this earlier today. The Secret
Service came by. They called him. Actually I think he
had to come in. Yeah. This is former FBI director
James Comy has been interviewed by the US Secret Service
after he shared a deleted social media pros. Trump noticed immediately,
of course, that Republicans allege is an incitement to violence
against the US president. Donald Trump. Comey voluntarily participated in
questioning for about an hour at the he had to
go into their DC headquarters. It comes a day after
he posted that, and then this is from the BBC
them acknowledging that it could also mean kill, and then
the forty seven it could also mean like we're out
of Heinz forty seven. If you're running a restaurant, yeh,
guys running Hines forty seven, eighty six forty seven. Trump
said he knew exactly what it meant. A child's a
child would know what that meant.
Speaker 4: I bet you my kids don't. Hey, no, hey, ninja,
what does that mean?
Speaker 2: Uh? If you're the FBI director and you don't know
what that meant, that meant assassination. And it says it
loud and clear, says it loud and clear.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you know they want I mean strange, Why
would do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know it's well because they're He's like Tom Hanks.
They're all crazy people. They're all psychopaths. No one makes
it that level. That wouldn't stab their mom.
Speaker 2: Tulci Gabbard says that he you should be he should
be jailed for issuing a Holy Chick.
Speaker 3: That could be President Tulca Gabbart just because she has
phone sex voice.
Speaker 4: That's the only reason I like her.
Speaker 3: Right, she'd be like, oh, guys, let me tell you
about her new budget.
Speaker 2: Yeah you like that, you like that? Just don't get
you anything past he wants creeping on those old yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what. Yeah. The problem is that she goes in
there and like, hey, hey buddy, Hey buddy, Hey a
mister Kennedy. Uh, what's say Kennedy or whatever? From you know, Hey, y'all,
I'm from Louisiana. I just love talking to metaphors. Wonky
asked metaphors. She goes in there and like slides, you know,
slides a little hand up his leg, and he's like, sorry, darling,
you're barking up the wrong tree. You're barking up the
wrong dog's leg. You're right up there, you're barking up
the wrong fire. You're you're off by about fifty years.
Speaker 4: Sweet, Okay, that thing don't work.
Speaker 2: We only like boys.
Speaker 4: There's not enough blue.
Speaker 2: Chew in here to save it, save you. Yeah, it's
just all but seriously that some many of those guys
like in in senate, especially read as as as sir, sure,
for sure, they really do sneaking on shar And I'm
retorn on this because a lot of people were saying
it's just fake. But uh, James O'Keeffe got has got
in his hands and he's milking the ship out of
it or some footage from Actually like James, I do too.
I used to think he was like too slanted, but
now I understand what he's doing.
Speaker 4: But dude, you don't say.
Speaker 2: Dude, I got to run for my life. You won't
hear from me for a while.
Speaker 3: The next thing, he's on the rooftop DJ and with that,
with that like bullet froof.
Speaker 4: Johnny Flagg, that that will get copied.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, Yeah, I'm really concerned about that. So
so he comes out with this footage that he again
and he's been like leaking out in dribs and drabs
of Schmippstein.
Speaker 3: And I mean, did you see the pal You should
go and if you want to find out the words
we said on the show, go to Broken sim On Twitter.
Speaker 2: Well list every you can find. So this is one.
This is one of the things. This was in the library.
This came out most recently. This is not the weirdest.
Speaker 6: Today we released more never before seen video and images
from inside Jeff's.
Speaker 2: Creepy yes self relating angel.
Speaker 6: Bizarre statues, and a cryptic message written on a chalkboard
by Jeffrey Epstein himself, the Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Greenstein What do you do in the island?
Speaker 3: Alright, guys, today's weather for Saint James Island again. It's
gonna be warm like it always is all the time.
All right, back to you. I'm the best job ever.
Speaker 6: Dallaski Tyler Olivier getting images of the outside of the structures.
But today we're going to take you inside the structures inside.
Speaker 2: If you had the money, would you buy that place
and destroy it?
Speaker 3: I would, Yeah, I would like to see how deep
the tunnels seen before?
Speaker 2: We are now take them out.
Speaker 6: Dozens of books lined the walls, including literature like Ernest
Hemingway's Selected Letters Vacation reads that.
Speaker 2: Okay, to get the born. Ultimately, I'm not interested in
theoretical physics. Okay? Did you open them? Do they have
unusual the iron sheet.
Speaker 5: Shoes, statuettes of winged figures.
Speaker 2: And blowing themselves, and one.
Speaker 6: Of a semi nude young woman washing herself while seated.
Speaker 2: On the day. That's how they should there, and just
which is right here? Clean the kiddy, that's how.
Speaker 5: Leather.
Speaker 2: At least they washed it down.
Speaker 5: And then we go to this chalkboard over here.
Speaker 6: Now, this chalkboard displayed cryptic words, including the.
Speaker 3: Word power, deception, okay, face, okay, brain brain boards. Was
he putting on a wrap album? Yeah, that's what it
sounds like, dude, deception, massade?
Speaker 5: What might be talking about here?
Speaker 2: This is again those chairs are fire though those chairs
were fire? Yeah, they were words.
Speaker 5: On the TK board to a note Epstein.
Speaker 2: Wrote in his definitely his words.
Speaker 5: Several letters and letter combinations from the note.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I didn't this one is not as compelling.
But the thing that they showed the kitchen earlier. Yeah,
and I don't. I'm not gonna gonna picture on YouTube,
but it's a it's a baby in a sink, well
was James O'Keefe calls it a phallic shaped object, which
it looks like a morocca. Yeah, yeah, maybe like baby moroccas.
Yeah no, it's too too wide to be a morocca.
It looks like a salt, like a weird Chinese saut shaker.
But he's got a naked baby in a bathtub in
his the Saint James's like, got a baby? I got?
Do you want me to do some weird very baby?
Do we have a babysitter?
Speaker 5: There?
Speaker 2: And then the painting there they found the painting which
is a Lablo Picasso, Yeah, painting, which is you know,
when he's doing his really sexual paintings. It's hard to recognize,
but you can see.
Speaker 4: You got like, yeah, there's some weird stuff right there.
Speaker 2: Genitalium guys, honyway, So I got to chick bent over
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And somebody goes, oh my god, it's so amazing.
I go, dude, that looks like hot garbage. How much
do you pay for that?
Speaker 2: My nephew does better stuff than that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like, dude, look at this incredible Picasso. Have
I go the Paint by Numbers picture that looks like
somebody didn't paint in the lines, like literally out of
the lines. Can you at least get in the lines Picasso? Like,
look at the yellows all over the place, the reds
all over the place.
Speaker 2: Everyone's got male pattern baldness, even the women. Hot garbage Picasso?
Was this your garbage? We should do this once a week.
We should uh, we should review modern art. Get Sam
to just give his opinions. Yeah, it's hot, Garbent the
greatest Paintings.
Speaker 4: I think Kurt.
Speaker 3: Metzger has a podcast like that where they just look
at modern art and they discribed really.
Speaker 2: Oh that's funny anyway, So that was yeah, speaking of referrals, Yeah,
thank for for We know more. Now you just sent
me something before.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's get in it. Let's get in it, Johnny,
listen man. This week I have been called a let
me see the exact things I've been called. It's so amazing.
It's so amazing what I've been I've been called so
much amazing stuff this whole week.
Speaker 2: This is a nice vamp you're doing here. I appreciate that.
I respect the game, Sam. Thank you, Johnny, great job. Yeah,
I mean you've been called it. I've heard you've been
called a number of things this week, A.
Speaker 4: Number of things this week.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Someone said that Sam, there will be two preachers in
the apocalypse that will breed, breathe flames of fire and
truth that will obliterate all that come to harass.
Speaker 4: You fit that description.
Speaker 2: So I've been called a priest of the apocalypse and
that was just in the mirror, right, yeah.
Speaker 3: I said that to myself. And then the new one
is everyone's favorite guy. We just love him on the
show The Fittest, The Fittest. Flat Earther decided to start
sending me some d ms today and it was really funny. So, uh,
let me see. Let me see what the dms were.
Hope you're not mad Flat earther.
Speaker 2: I'm a major underbyte.
Speaker 3: I couldn't a guy with the super chin. So I
hadn't heard from this guy forever. Let's talk like adults.
Speaker 2: This was back when he first called me control op.
Then I get this, Wait wait, how long are you
saying like he's been talking to you before? We talked
about it a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, So this comes out. This is a
text him yesterday. I didn't see it, but I so, yo.
Let's talk like adults or what adult to an an
undying spiritual being or fallen angel or whatever you are.
Speaker 2: So now I've been called a fallen angel, So.
Speaker 3: Now I am I am a It gets better, dude,
it gets better. I have I've been called a priest
of the apocalypse who breathes fire, and I'll take it.
And then I've now been called a fallen angel or
a spiritual being whatever I am, okay, I will literally
research triply, okay, or being whatever you are. I literally
researched triply with bacon, and and what came up? Johnny,
look at this triply with bacon?
Speaker 2: Yeah, bacon.
Speaker 3: I want to see if there's a way for me
to send this to you. So he's he listens. He
either listens to the show or somebody sends him stuff.
And of course I mentioned him twice, so he gets
his flat earth nipples get hard, right.
Speaker 2: He's like beetleches, except you only have to say it
twice and I don't have to say it once. And
he shows up.
Speaker 3: So he sends me this, and this is what it's
his his. He googles triply and bacon, okay, and this
is what comes up.
Speaker 2: Triply hall of meat, No hallal of meat like Muslim,
you know, like and look at what Look what's in it? Dude?
He coined him bacon? What okay? So yes, so let
me that's not even that looks like steak. That looks
like a rip.
Speaker 3: Johnny, Please let me read this, because he explains it
to me, okay, here, hold on.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: So that okay?
Speaker 3: And a meat shop with Lucifer's name, Lucifer's name tripley hallal,
where's Lucifer's name in there?
Speaker 2: Am I missing something?
Speaker 3: A shop of Lucifer's name all over It just happens
to be in Atlanta, where I just happen to be.
It's our heavenly father telling me I'm exactly right, especially
with your little clue. I don't miss frand I don't
miss oh.
Speaker 2: So he's like he he mentally ill.
Speaker 3: No, Johnny, he thinks I am the devil Francis Bacon.
Speaker 2: That's not even bacon. That's a great by stake.
Speaker 3: So play the video, Johnny, but skip passing I Carol Ship.
Just play the video.
Speaker 2: It is such I haven't seen this, so I don't
know what to skipulate, okay, So just just go or
you found it.
Speaker 1: No, He's familiar with the Tinfoil Hat podcast and its
host Sam Trade.
Speaker 2: This is the old video or no go back, go back.
Speaker 4: This is no that the.
Speaker 7: Modern Freemasonry with the lodge is the first Masonic lodge
and all stop.
Speaker 3: He's explaining that this is from the guy that thought.
Speaker 2: That Genghis Cohen Con is a great place to eat,
great great Chinese.
Speaker 4: Uh, Genghis Cohn was.
Speaker 3: He couldn't tell if he was Lucifer or we don't know,
but he's one of those.
Speaker 2: Because Genghis Khan kind of sounds like Jesus is that
that was the idea, right, No, the idea was that
Genghis Khan was trapped. But there was also the name
thing right now for a thousand years and they broke
out of what also the name thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So so he takes this baby, he takes this
like a couple of minutes of this thing, and he
plays this and this is where he gets the idea.
Speaker 7: Here we go essentially by Francis Bacon. And so it
says that he did and that he had a feign death.
And so the question about his faine death is.
Speaker 2: Is if he.
Speaker 7: Just was an old man after that or if he
incarnated as somebody else, and that would probably be Saint Germaine.
Speaker 2: I was gonna love this episode. The fittest flat flat Earther.
Speaker 3: I remember because we did talk about how Jimmy Hendrix
is Morgan.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Hendrix is Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 2: I mean, they don't look at it. Look at his
cheeks completely different. You're just basically saying black people look alike.
That's all you're saying. Good, they don't look anything alike.
They're both black.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and one guy's got a thousand freckles the other
guy's got Can.
Speaker 2: We say that's not how collagen works. As you get older,
your cheeks get flatter and you lose fat. Yeah, yeah,
you don't get more fat cheeks.
Speaker 1: I'm mad at them because they would never do a
full episode exposing how often they fake death and come
back to somebody or.
Speaker 2: Put the best well asks and.
Speaker 1: Play someone else. But this isn't about that. No, this
is about Francis Bacon.
Speaker 2: Get ready, they talk a lot.
Speaker 1: Who really was the one that started pre masonry? Now,
I'll be honest. I didn't know a ton about Francis Bacon.
So I looked him up, and well, the second I
saw him, I thought he looked familiar. Here we go,
he look familiar to you. Take a second. How about
if I pull Sam back up on the screen. No,
not yet, not yet?
Speaker 2: How about about this picture?
Speaker 1: Or do you need this side by side?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Here we go, give it to us.
Speaker 1: Are you noses are literally exact that the first time
I've ever been mentioned, Yes, in the history of the show,
the Tinfoil Hat Podcast, it just happened.
Speaker 2: That serious.
Speaker 1: While they're talking about Francis who just happens to look
exactly like the host, What exactly do.
Speaker 2: I look like like in that one painting a painting
of him, you look a little similar, Yes, but there
are other paintings of him where you don't look anything
like him. Look at he was fat, dude, Francis Bacon
had a fat face. Look at this John here, look
at his he's got like bags in his eyes like that. No,
and that in this one right here from that angle
even there, Does I think he might have actually altered
it to look a little more like you? No, I
think I did.
Speaker 8: Know.
Speaker 2: That's because I have a theory. I think he's altered
that image to look more.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's your opinion. I mean, this is absolutely insanity,
So go on.
Speaker 2: No, No, he does. He thinks all black people look
like and all white people. Yeah, he does. Keep it going, dude,
It just gets better.
Speaker 1: Dude, recognizing that people that look like each other might
just actually be the same people. Yeah, what not clones?
The guy known for having.
Speaker 2: We all do descend from Adam and Eve. To be fair,
we get into Johnny. But I just keep watching this because.
Speaker 1: That I recognize these people that he.
Speaker 4: Has super computer facial recognition.
Speaker 1: It was Kaufman, No, Noson, Mandela, no Jonathan Ry, what
Jesus and the Chosen Friends?
Speaker 2: And Dan?
Speaker 1: I mean, I got a phone flat or that doesn't
even make sense, fake or death they just put on
some prosthetics.
Speaker 2: Or Prince and David Princes much older than David. He's trying.
Is he's saying that Prince was born in fifty eight.
David Blaine is much younger than that, right, Yeah, he's
only fifty two due he was born in seventy three.
That's like fourteen years difference. There's no way Prince is
David Blaine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Johnny is he saying that Jim Carrey is
John what Joe Biden?
Speaker 4: Or is Joe Biden Jim Carrey?
Speaker 2: Maybe that way? Okay, now that he just don't Yeah,
I didn't even notice.
Speaker 1: That what masks Oh and Francis Bacon happens to be
known in some circles as the inventor of the mask.
Speaker 2: Oh, I say, so he thinks that Jim Carrey's wearing
a mask as Joe Biden, and that what I made
him do it? Jim Carrey's president. Yes, Francis Bacon is
behind all of it. Oh my god, I just I
love that.
Speaker 1: Shakespeare and Shakespearean plays always had masks of some sort
of your sex. Too much for you. You don't believe this one, well,
then go check out brad Is Benisio. I've done a
bunch of videos. What there's no doubt on that?
Speaker 2: What wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Have they ever been in That's what I'm looking for
right now. Yeah, they were both in snatch like DAGs.
Like DAGs. DAGs? You like DAGs? Remember you played that.
Speaker 3: Irish And go on, keep playing this, Johnny. It's the
gift that keeps giving.
Speaker 1: They're the same person. Yeah, I'm just some prosthetics in
a way.
Speaker 2: Well wait, okay, that okay, so this is before AI if.
Unless you're a real conspiracy theorist, they're in a photo together.
How does that work? Oh my god, Johnny, Well how
does that work? It doesn't. He's crazy less.
Speaker 3: Unless Benizio de Toro was Jim Jones that day from
the Jonestown.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like him Jones. Now that's a better one.
You should look into that fl flip flavor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, getting back to the point, you think they just
on a intentionally in the episode talking about Francis Bacon,
who looks just like Sam. Hey, that's a weird way
to wear an angel's hat.
Speaker 2: Dude, it's a dodgy idiot, you dummy and upside down
and is falling. The Angels don't play in l a
stupid If the angels don't play in La.
Speaker 1: Just didn't die and they were here undying beans among us.
Speaker 2: It's like Johnny developing a human face can.
Speaker 3: Only have so many poor dude, I I it doesn't
look like that they're mutants, right, Like if a guy
comes out one eye, you're like, well that's one of one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if the most subtle tweaks and faces, they've done
experiments on this, the most subtle tweaks could give up
a really disturbing vibe.
Speaker 3: Right. So it's like, this guy must think all Chinese
people are the same person.
Speaker 2: Well, he's probably a super a recognizer. Is that's a
category of person. I have a touch of that where
I can remember most of the faces I've seen, And
when you can remember most of the faces you've seen.
Everybody you've seen looks like somebody else, and you're always
drawn because it was a curse from Gotti.
Speaker 3: But he gets into this thing with like, I wonder
if this guy thinks Sebastian Mascalco is Gotti because Sebastian
looks young Gotti right now he does. Now the problem
that this guy doesn't understand, Okay, and we'll get into.
Speaker 2: A house a lot. He doesn't. How ridiculous it is.
Speaker 3: The thing that I the guy who drives a mid
Subishi is the inventor of freemasonry. Okay, these these people,
dude that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask for a raise. Francis Bacon, how much
money have you got? Gold? Square away? Almost have gold everywhere?
Speaker 3: Really, so, so what this guy doesn't understand is that
the power people in particular, like casting directors in la
are lazy.
Speaker 4: They're lazy. They're not the smartest people in the world,
and they.
Speaker 2: Just book.
Speaker 3: Stereotypes. That's why they always work stereotypes.
Speaker 2: You see it. I've seen casting sheets before where they're like,
we need a blank type and it'll be some other
actors name. We need a blank type, like a Jonah
Hillton one hundred percent. That's what this guy doesn't understand.
Speaker 3: That's why these people all look alike, because they basically
are casting, because they look like people people are familiar
with and like. Because people are so dumb. We live
in a in a mass singer reality right now, Okay,
a mass singer reality. And it's like they don't like thinking,
so they just plug in place sassy black. Every time
a black street's there, it's sassy black. Sometimes overweight, sometimes
it's underway, but it's all sassy black.
Speaker 2: It's just the way it is. Mexican fucking leafblower guy.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: And also there's some advantage to it. It's not just
totally laziness. No's I'm invanted because that cuts right to
the end. You don't have to you don't need a
lot of Yeah, you don't need a lot of exposition
to know like this is exactly.
Speaker 3: When Fluffy walks on stage. Granted, he's humongous, like in
terms of his career, right like, they know who he is.
He's got Hawaiian shirt on shorts. He's super funny.
Speaker 2: It's a cheat coach. When I walk up, I have
dark energy, dude. People have no clue what's going on.
Speaker 3: It's why it's shitty for comedy, great for walking alone
at night.
Speaker 2: You have to work every every new room where it's
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Speaker 3: So anyways, keep going, dude, this guy's so great and
I don't hate him, and I.
Speaker 2: Don't hate him, no, of course, don he's.
Speaker 3: Look at this. This guy looks like this guy. So
who is this guy?
Speaker 2: I hope he gets hurt versus MIDIV medieval painting? Who's
the guy in the medieval painting?
Speaker 3: It's like the notion that some people don't look It's
like those two famous pictures, right they look at They
had the same names, they looked exactly like, and they
both are pictures and they all the ship and they
totally different.
Speaker 2: People. Keep going, this guy is the best. I invite
him on the shows, Like I'm going to walk into
a trap. I'm like a trap. You know, now you're
saying that hell, hell yeah, it's just like, what are
you talking about? And by the way, none of this
is his research.
Speaker 3: These these are all been put on before, like these
are like well known.
Speaker 2: He just kind of picks them up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's just like I discovered it. It's like
you didn't discover that. Other crazy people put this out.
Speaker 5: Go on.
Speaker 2: Mental.
Speaker 1: Let me listen to just a little more of this.
Speaker 7: They mentioned, and that's where I'm coming back to reincarnation
and incarnation. A reincarnation you die, and so people believe
in reincarnation. People don't people do?
Speaker 3: Can we just say something about what makes this so funny?
Can you look up the guest name again? I forget
his name. It was a guy I wanted to go.
Speaker 2: To and it was just okay, five O one, it's
on the screen earlier. I just saw it like he
wants the hiking guy. Yeah, you want to go Ryan, Ryan,
Ryan Zim, Ryan Zim.
Speaker 4: We loved Ryan Zim.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just so you know, super flat.
Speaker 3: Earther guy that Ryan Zim believes two things. The Earth
is round and dinosaurs existed, Okay, which I guarantee you
if he listened to the whole episode, he would say
this guy's crazy, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm not sure he was a round earther.
He just wasn't. He's not a flat earther he stated that, Yeah,
but I think he had like a like it's like
hollow or some hollow threw but he's not a flat ear.
Well here's the thing too, that you're not. You don't
understand the flurf guy major undervite Sam, you get you.
He had no idea what this guy was gonna talk
about until he came on. Sam does no research. We
get a little packet in our emails.
Speaker 4: Mark the booker sends it to us.
Speaker 2: Sham. When you if you've watched him forwhatt and you
see him on his phone, I say, maybe don't do this.
I've told you that a few times on his phone
as the guest is being brought. That's him reading that
thing right as this show say so try.
Speaker 3: What I'm trying to do is dictate how many of
these talking points arena has this guy burnt through?
Speaker 2: How long do we have to go? So there's no
you have some like grand theory that we're planning every
detail of this, we're gonna make it. We are just
running and gunning seat of our pants. It's so hilarious.
Speaker 7: Come back into a baby's body and you free incarnated.
You really don't have much knowledge of your past life and.
Speaker 3: Real quick, Johnny, by the way, yeah that is American?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Is he jy Leno? Are they the same? Have we
ever seen him in his chin? It with Jay Leno's chin?
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, Johnny, According to this guy, I'm
Francis Bacon. Okay, but I'm gonna let this guy I've
never met on come on my show and expose me
to excellent point, Like why would I do that?
Speaker 2: See, I'm just wondering here. I'm just look at this.
Have you ever seen that guy in the same Look
at the fittest flurffer Flurfer. I just don't know. Is
that the same thing that looks like this? Look at
that chi really suspicious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that looks like j Leno.
Speaker 3: Maybe when jay Leno got in that crash, he jumped
out of that body into this guy in Atlanta who
thinks meat is bacon.
Speaker 2: Or maybe he's wearing a jay Leno mask, and maybe
he's wearing the ask never ages and he never ages.
Speaker 3: Maybe the flat earth are the reason you're so flat
as you drink adrena crome?
Speaker 4: Have you ever thought about that?
Speaker 2: John so hit some more. Let's listen to it, because
this lock.
Speaker 7: That through meditation or some people are just kind of
born with that gift. There's certainly accounts of people having
flashbacks and whatnot from previous lives, but but normally you
just wouldn't be able to remember your previous life.
Speaker 3: So an incarnation, I don't like he's acting like, gotcha,
look at this.
Speaker 2: Yeah he does this thing. Yeah that that gotcha?
Speaker 10: And he's like, yes, So Francis Bacon, fast forward through
us back he supposedly died, but there's you know, there
really due and.
Speaker 2: He's not the only guy to come on and talk
about this. Dude, go on, just jump just jump down
to the nose, down to the Oh wait, he put
your DMS on. Yeah you think I am? Okay on
the show and explain this to me. So he's showing
your d M. Yeah yeah, he's saying you said you
think I am Francis Bacon. Okay, come on the show
and explain this, which would have been hilarious.
Speaker 3: It's still the still open, but days like I'm gonna
be walking into a dead I think about that, I'm
gonna I'm gonna walk.
Speaker 2: Into a trap.
Speaker 3: Like what you're saying is your ideas can't hold up,
So you're gonna have.
Speaker 2: To be the lightest scrutiny because we're not the kind
of show where go down a little bit. Dude, it's
so fucking funny podcast and explain this. No, he said
there would if there would be no restrictions, But dude, what, Yeah,
we've had some of the craziest ship on the show.
I mean, I don't know if it's the only.
Speaker 3: Thing I don't like on the show is when you
shop on people I love.
Speaker 4: That's it. That's literally it.
Speaker 3: You don't talk about my kids and you don't shop
on people I love.
Speaker 2: You can say anything you fucking want. Wait, is that
is that? Adam? Yeah? Now you should tell me somebody's.
Speaker 1: Li smell a trap either kind of make me look ridiculously.
Speaker 2: You're doing that, bro, you're doing.
Speaker 1: This to just call me a shill because I went
on his podcast and I pretty much said to anyone
that goes on his podcast.
Speaker 2: Now that's it right there. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 1: What should I do?
Speaker 2: You played yourself?
Speaker 1: I need some help on this one. Give me your
thoughts in the comments, and.
Speaker 2: Of course I don't, and I question.
Speaker 3: Whether I'm I'm picking on a slow person.
Speaker 2: That well, I had to. I was about to ask you,
do you think, okay, respect his grift. He's just you know,
he's just doing.
Speaker 3: He's doing this thing that the misfit Patriot does on Twitter,
which is just hate hate, just getting hate clicks, like because.
Speaker 2: Do you think he's knowingly doing that though? Or is
this mental illness? I don't know if it is this
concern holding are we concern holding him?
Speaker 3: What is very interesting is I bet you got a
lot of traction on the video right maybe possibly?
Speaker 4: And he's like, I'll just do this again.
Speaker 3: Guys, you really have to ask yourself, what what am?
If I'm Francis Bacon? What do I have? If I
created Facebook? What do I have?
Speaker 2: Bacon created Facebook?
Speaker 3: I mean created masks. If I'm Francis Bacon and I
created the Freemasons, what do I have?
Speaker 2: What do I have? I mean, dude, what do I mean? Like, Dude,
I get no shit in your house. You should just
let him come to your house. It's just ridiculous. Dude.
I drive a midst of beige.
Speaker 3: I get twelve to fifteen spot to comedy store.
Speaker 2: It's just wrecked. You have to Okay, this might get
to the heart of it. You have to ask yourself.
Would Francis Bacon be dumb enough to have spent an
entire life as an addict and then think he could
start doing nicotine once a day zen's without becoming addicted?
Speaker 3: Dude, if I was ahead of the Freemasons, would I
make one call the Facebook be like, hey, bitch, and
I have to I have.
Speaker 2: To pay three grand to get my Instagram back.
Speaker 3: I have to pay a lawyer right now to go
at their Instagram.
Speaker 2: Called you buddies to unshadow bam me, Dude, called you buddies.
That must be nice, ridiculous. The power leads get guy.
Speaker 3: I look at comics that nobody's even heard of a million
views on their videos.
Speaker 2: I get none. I got one post.
Speaker 3: In the entire time that I have had that I
have had Instagram, I just had one post go to
one point five and it was a meme with Burton
Ernie and it was Bert, which one's the which one
is the roundhead?
Speaker 2: Which ones?
Speaker 4: Well, whichever one's the roundhead?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 3: He's like, why isn't China concerned about global warming. And
then the other guy goes because they're already a communist country, right,
and he got one point five. I have post I
said so much on Instagram. I barely get over a
on a stand up clip. I'm lucky to get ten thousand.
Maybe I'll get twenty thousand if it's a knocko out
the park.
Speaker 2: People getting millions of views on stand up clips. On
stand up clips, I need nothing. Where what do I got? Dude?
I don't think you gotta. I think you have to
have a publicist and like an organization behind you, like
by like influence and stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but some of these people aren't aren't don't have
any of that. It's but it's just like I don't
have nothing. I have a midst of beishe you think
I'm Francis Bacon? I have some kind of power, Like
I had a TV show. It's non union, that's it.
What are we talking about. I've never been on a
vacation in my life because I'm working all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh so do you think Francis Bacon would host the
Naughty Show? Really? That's why this would The most sophisticated
guy in history is gonna host the Naughty Show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like Francis Bacon's gonna do Ah talking about the
Colly Show with adult film starts like buttles all the time,
Like what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: It's crazy?
Speaker 3: Dude, would Francis Bacon play a gay bar in Jacksonville?
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what are we talking about?
Speaker 3: I've been excommunicating from La, Like where's my power?
Speaker 2: Like, dude, what are you talking about? That's more like
vlad the I Paler stuff? So what the kind of
maybe here is?
Speaker 3: Oh, Johnny, don't you look up Vaildi and po do
we have the same nose and hit?
Speaker 2: Look it up that the one you.
Speaker 3: Might be on the sea of him is look up
Vailedi and Paler which get his get his little flat nipples.
Speaker 2: I'm worried, Johnny. Look, I am worried, Johnny, you might
be onto something. Oh look at his nose. I am worried.
Look at his nose, Johnny. This is the second show
he's been mentioned then, and we bring up Laddi and Paler.
Oh my god, and look at the circles under our eyes, Johnny. Right, dude,
if my kid, if my great great great great great
great great great great crank.
Speaker 3: Child was Uh, Prince King Charles, wouldn't I pull some strings?
Speaker 2: Also? Uh Sam Tripley, big shot. Francis Bacon just hit
one hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 3: Johnny, thank you against all against finally war.
Speaker 2: One hundred and fifty a year to get from like
one forty nine to one fifty year.
Speaker 3: Dude, do you think dude, wouldn't Francis Bacon get his
plaque from YouTube saying you hit one hundred thousand?
Speaker 2: Dude, I will say the thing they keep saying that
something about identity verification. Maybe that's the issue because they
know you're Francis Bacon.
Speaker 3: Would I if I was Francis Bacon, would I need
to verify my identify identification? Or would I be I'm
Francis Bacon, bitch, Give me my plaque, Give me a
plaque every time I get a thousand new subscribers.
Speaker 2: I still don't understand how you got the Francis Bacon
till there's something. Yeah, I don't either, dude, what did
that have to do? I don't even know. It's got
these like weird like circles on it, and shit, I.
Speaker 3: He's just circling stuff and like because Hallal sounds like
ballall I guess, is that.
Speaker 2: What he's saying? I mean, look, triple meat? Oh is that?
But he's not here.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what he's circling.
Speaker 3: And then and then does is he circling the the
red because it looks like I don't what is it?
Speaker 2: I can't say, yeah, I don't know what's happening there Triply.
And then he's got like hellal Oh no, he circled
Helal every time? I guess, right, No, well he didn't
do it very yeah, I mean he's not working with mine.
Speaker 4: Picasso did a better job of a painting in the lines.
Speaker 2: Then and then and then you've seen his flat earth.
You've seen that chin. What does he miss? His fingers
look like you know, he's just got big fat things.
Speaker 3: But it's he basically found a meat place called Triply
in Atlanta.
Speaker 2: Triplely Hallal meat. It's like a Muslim meat place.
Speaker 3: So that must mean I mean, so let me ask
you something, flat earther. The marine song has triple in it?
Are they my army of darkness?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They can't even they can't eat bacon? Right, who
the Muslims? Yeah? Only bacon?
Speaker 3: I did I don't even know, Like you're asking logical
questions about a dude who probably should make fun of Probably.
Speaker 2: He would have the Koran sticks of the consumption of
pork is not allowed, it's considered. So what are you
talking about, dude? I don't it's very I mean, I
I think what we're doing here is we're taking a
rational perspective and trying to enforce it on this very
irrational mind. But it's so funny. And let's hear his
let's hear his voicemail real quick. Let's here he lets
your voice.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Francis, give me something, just something, Just give me
a little something.
Speaker 2: Give him a little something, Johnny, I can put.
Speaker 1: In a voice message that will disappear forever.
Speaker 2: What does he want for me?
Speaker 1: Just give me something.
Speaker 2: I don't know he wants something. Should admit it?
Speaker 4: Go on, Francis.
Speaker 2: Should we tell him? Shold we tell the truth? I mean, dude, Francis,
you think I was Francis back in the day. Let's
tell the truth. You can't even joke about that ship
because let's tell them. Come on, Okay, we feel the truth, Johnny.
You want the truth, Johnny, here's the truth.
Speaker 3: I am Sam Tripley, son of Sam Tripley and Becky.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got yes, are you Sam Junior?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 2: I am? I flunk first grade?
Speaker 3: Okay, the guy who invented the scientific method flunk first grade?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: How deep does this syop go? Well, why would you
even be in first grade? You're been why I first grade?
Speaker 3: Am I correcting the teachers grammar and first grade?
Speaker 2: But how did you get into a child? You spelt
their t h e I.
Speaker 3: R when you should be using the apostole R give
God at principal's office. It's so dumb. Here's the truth,
flat earther. I appreciate your gusto. I do not hate you.
You make me laugh in a time where I find
nobody funny, and I wish you well. Okay, and I
know you love clicks and views and all that stuff.
And you just you you're connecting dots.
Speaker 2: That aren't there. Dude, you took a drawing.
Speaker 3: And because he has dark circles under his eyes and
I have dark circles under our eyes, and we both
have a nose, you think we're the same person.
Speaker 2: Go with God, my friend, with God.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable he listened to a guy that doesn't believe in
flat earth and believes in dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
Speaker 3: All right, Johnny, Johnny, you know, on the ride here,
I almost got in a war with an army draws.
Speaker 4: So I'm driving here and there's like quick cuts.
Speaker 2: You come across across a lot of trans in your life.
Speaker 4: I'll just say that, Well, this area is very trans heavy.
Speaker 2: I'll never see any always very trans heavy? Is it
because you cruise for the trans? Is that? Why does
Francis Bacon cruise for trans? It?
Speaker 3: Was Francis Bacon into trans? But I do like staring
at hookers. They make me laugh. Okay, I just say
you are looking. No, I'm not, Johnny, shut up. I
do like I do like it. Other guys, what sendsit?
Speaker 2: Somebody on you about that, like saying that you're like
a tranny chaser or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the big thing that's out there. So I'm
Francis Bacon, try Changer as of the Apocalypse.
Speaker 2: That's a B movie. I would watch Francis Bacon tranny Chase.
Speaker 3: It if we brought back what we brought back the
Founding Fathers and showed them dog part videos and they
were just like, WHA, that's hot.
Speaker 2: That's really hot. I think that's what happened. Well, they're
bacon slaves, were you know.
Speaker 3: So anyways, I cut down the street and this fat
mex Can like super queen.
Speaker 2: She's in a bigger body.
Speaker 3: We don't say, okay, bigger body walks into the mill
Street and then just starts slow walking in front of
me and then starts screaming at me.
Speaker 2: What was she saying? Like, hey man, get I'm I'm
I'm across the street, guy, I'm walking here. I'm walking here.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, get the I'm like, rolled down my window.
Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of way, you fat ass right,
get it out of the way. Suddenly, like like the
Army of the Dead, they just rise up and they
start walking towards me. And I'm like, I'm gonna be
a gorilla going out one on a hundred guys. I'm
gonna be a gorilla and just have to fuck some
people up. I'm like I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: So I just hit the gas. He jumped out of
the way, and I ran out of there. I'm like,
learn to fight another day. But you know who I
saw what the trail from the video that we walked
a long time ago blonde. Yeah, she's but she looks
really haggard now and she's walking around with a doll.
Speaker 2: You could have saved. So I gave her eighty bucks
because I felt bad. I'm like, oh my god, you're.
Speaker 3: Walking around with the dolls before after the blow Joe,
Johnny stopped.
Speaker 2: Please, you're you're you're you're feeding the masses. Please. He
felt bad, he felt bad about what he did. When
I saw he felt bad about doll.
Speaker 3: I felt so bad. Somebody's been traumatized.
Speaker 2: I could have saved it. That the first time you
hooked up with it, I told her to put her
clothes back on. Oh you made it at least, so
you survived. I survived to be called Francis Bacon.
Speaker 4: Bacon to be a new segment on a show.
Speaker 2: We got to get a shirt for that Francis Bacon
tranny chaser.
Speaker 4: We have to have something says, what would Francis Bacon.
Speaker 2: Speaking of I would just your face on it. Uh
oh ai, your face into that his face and so listen,
speaking of T shirts.
Speaker 4: I was Johnny, don't do any of that.
Speaker 2: I was walking around. I okay. So Brooklyn Projects down
the street is a shop a skate shop that I
really like. They have a lot of clothes and stuff there.
And I guess they're moving or something. So they had
a deal where a hundred bucks and they'll just put
a bunch of T shirts and sweatshirts and stuff in
a box for you. And and so I got this
the other day, wore this around. I thought it was
pretty cool. Hold on, wore this in public? What is it?
It's just Brooklyn Projects, the Backdoor Kings. I was like, okay,
cool on a back door, walked around just listen. Okay.
So and then, uh, it got a little hot. So
I took my jacket off just walking around at the
show we went to the other night. I haven't looked
at the back of the shirt. Look at what it's
just some chicks ass like she's fully naked, dude, fully naked.
You could see how old is this band. It's not
a band, it's a brand Brooklyn Project there. They're like
very well established melros Uh Brooklyn like a skate shop.
You didn't look at the back of that. I did
not look. I know I did not. You did not
because we were in a hurry getting ready. I just
got you got a shirt that said Backdoor Kings and
you didn't know. They don't show you. I didn't look.
I just saw the Brooklyn Projects leg put on. They don't.
It's a blind thing though. They just throw a bunch
of shit in a box like they are. The t
shirts they had like sitting around. Oh, because they're just
trying to get rid of them. Yeh, because they're moving
and I guess they don't have as much.
Speaker 3: Do you think they're moving because they put naked chicks
on the back of their shirts and don't tell people
about it.
Speaker 2: Dude. The other one I had, I went to the
Ryan Adage.
Speaker 4: That is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: They had a collab they did with Big Brother Magazine. Oh,
I got the shirt on right now. Okay, So I
went to see Ryan Adams the other night. His older
brother killed himself and he talks about it extensively during
the show. Look at the shirt I had to zip
my ship up. It's a guy with a thing that
says Big Brother on him with a gun point at
hisself his own head. That's the shirt he sells. No,
this is in the Broken Projects. No shirt I got
from there. That is so and I the show not
thinking about it, and she said, you just look over
and she just looked like she saw a ghost and
Hea zipped that up. I'm like, that was last night, Johnny.
Why are you wearing such aggressive shirts? Due, I told
you they came in that thing. I just needed MOREAU
doesn't mean you know what it is. They wear like
a box They have a boxy retro style shirt that
I like. It's just kind of wide and long, and
I like those bigger shirt. But yeah, they're both. I'm
gonna have to get I'm gonna get that one next G.
I think he could wear back Door King right. Oh,
he would love it. There'll be another stupid name for
another project.
Speaker 3: And then they sent me, like nobody picks worse names
for the project than x G.
Speaker 2: It's a slipknot. They sent me a slipnot jacket, this
orange slip nott jacket. I already listened on any Bay.
I just got it. I mean none of it was
wearable a couple. I'm gonna be honest with you. That's hilarious,
isn't that crazy big brother? His big brother kills himself.
It's like a very sentimental, serious part of the.
Speaker 8: Have a thing where I'm just walk throwing a revolver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 3: So, Johnny, I've been trying to get spiritual lately. Right,
So Johnny, what do cookies do? By the way, what
do cookies do? On a computer?
Speaker 2: Cookies are or how you tracked? Like they track your
ad they track me? Yeah, they're tracking they're tracking me. Yeah,
it's crumb like cookie crumbs.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, and I go, so I go on
this uh prayer website to find nightly prayers so I
can prayer to the pray to the God, pray to God.
Speaker 2: Okay, my Lord and Savior, yes, Jesus right right.
Speaker 3: So then I go to this website and they're like, oh,
do we put cookies?
Speaker 4: Is that cool?
Speaker 3: And first I'm like, yeah, I don't care, and then
I realized that they're gonna know I look at porn.
Speaker 4: So no, you can't look at my cookies.
Speaker 3: Okay, you cannot look at my cookies Christian prayer website
and know that I'm looking at a fucking chicks getting railed.
Speaker 4: No, you cannot. You cannot.
Speaker 2: They know you need help. They're reaching out to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, So so I don't know. Remember the old
pre the old televangelist he died, the most famous one
that played like Dodger Stadium.
Speaker 2: He was, Oh yeah, oh Billy Graham. Billy Graham.
Speaker 3: Somehow, Billy Graham is on a commercial that was running
during like a Dodger Gamer.
Speaker 2: I saw this commercial. Yeah, hold on, I think I
know what you're talking about. It's like an old thing
of him though, right, like he's no, but he's old
in it.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 2: Yeah he did. Yeah, he's been dead alone time, but
he's in this commercial. Yeah, sure you're talking about Actually,
hold on, that's it. So it's a Christian ad that's running. Okay,
Oh no, that might be Franklin Graham. Oh so that's Franklin.
That's okay.
Speaker 12: The United States got hit by terrific storms let fall.
So many people have been hurt. We all go through
storms in life. It may be a marriage, it may
be our children, maybe our health cancer. Do you have
an anchor to hang on to as you go through
these storms? I do, And that's Jesus Christ. Fifty years ago.
I gave my life to Jesus Christ. If you've never
done that, you can do that right now. Just pray
this prayer with me, Just say God, I'm a sinner.
I'm sorry for my sins. Forgive me.
Speaker 9: I believe that Jesus Christ, I believe your son. He
died for my sins. You died for my sins, and
that he was buried. But on the third day you
raised him to life. Invite him to come into my
heart and live. I would like to forward forever. If
you prayed that prayer, call the number that's on the screen.
If someone would like to pray with you and talk
to you right now, just call that number that's on
the screen. God bless you.
Speaker 2: So I guess one there was another part of that thing. Well,
it's like they have like about eighty different versions of it,
but one version is basically like, have you done something
you're not proud of? Call this number. They got you,
They got your number. But that's the whole thing with
like are you looking at dog fart videos right now?
Are you looking at dog fart videos?
Speaker 3: But that's kind of along the lines Johnny of what
they've always said Confessional was about was almost finding blackmail
stuff on people. So you're calling up to this number
and I'm not saying it is, but you're going up
to this number and admitting your sins.
Speaker 2: On a we will be recording this telephone for quality
the assurance, quality assurance. You're like, hey man, you okay,
you've been sinning? Tell me about it? What is here
in the background? Tell me more what and than she
did what? Now the question is, did you enjoy sinning?
Was always so good at that? It's hard? I'm enough
cheek fat, very weird, very weird.
Speaker 3: Did we ever talk about punch shrunk on here and
what people think about punch shrunk?
Speaker 2: I I don't know what you mean by that. Did
we ever talk about the rumor going around the internet. Yes,
yeah we did. Yeah, that's the list.
Speaker 3: Of things everybody thinks I am. They think I'm Francis
Ford Bacon. They think I'm I'm Francis Bacon. They think
I'm the the priests of the apocalypse who breezes fire,
and now they think I'm one of the dancing Israelis.
Speaker 2: Ari looks the most like the yeah, I mean, you put.
Speaker 3: One Jew on your show and then suddenly you're a Masad.
Speaker 2: Have you noticed that there is this thing that people
push back on the dancing Israelis thing by saying that
it's a myth because they're technically not dancing in any
of the pictures that we know is the dumbest thing.
Speaker 3: Argument I've ever heard student people that show me where
they were dancing.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, okay, they weren't dancing, they were doing I mean,
it's so dumb, so stupid. Really pisses me off, Like
be honest at least, what are you eating? What is that?
I have water? You're eating something?
Speaker 4: Orands?
Speaker 2: Almon? You want some here? No job, no, no, no,
I don't want to eat.
Speaker 1: Face.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's nagar flavored. Oh I would just regularsaulted, don't
it may it may be too thirsty. I'm trying to
I'm trying to be a professional, Johnny.
Speaker 4: Okay, we got half an hour.
Speaker 2: Du all right, let's rip through that. We have had
a week, boy, we have had a week. This ba,
we have a week. This is from newsweek. White House
says it has tech that can quote manipulate time and space.
Speaker 3: Well let's just assume that's real, right, Yes, let's just
say that you can manipulate time space.
Speaker 2: Bacon.
Speaker 4: I am Francis Bacon. I'm from another time.
Speaker 2: You would not actually I would know a comment by
you see when the last time that the count what
was the count that they called him count Sazer Maine. Yeah.
When did he die? H February twenty seven, seventeen eighty four. No,
but there's been a lot of counts. Well, you asked
the original guy. I mean there's one on film. One
on film. Oh you mean that? Yeah, but that's a
he's got a different name. I don't know what to
look up for. It's not like a mainstream thing, I can.
Speaker 3: Okay, why would the guy that's Francis Bacon get cut
from his eighth grade basketball team?
Speaker 2: You didn't even know your own name is second ago
You said Francis Ford. Bacon's Ford Copola over? Yeah, yeah,
that's Bacon over. It didn't e get his own name right,
So ridiculous. A comment by White House Science Advisor Michael
Kratzios has gone viral in a after a speech in
which he claimed US technology can quote manipulate time and space,
prompting online speculation. The viral interpretation of Kratzios's comment reflects
the growing impact of social media and framing understanding of
government messaging. Yes, let's see, our technologies permit us to
manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things
to grow and improve productivity, he said during prepared remarks
on the official White House website. Now there, now there
are some suggesting like he's speaking metaphorically here, but what else,
I mean, what else could that? That's pretty obvious? What
that he's talking about?
Speaker 3: When they go back, let's say everything is what they
think it is, when they go back and stop nine
to eleven.
Speaker 2: Well, I you know, I mentioned it last week, like
there's some idea that.
Speaker 4: When they stop the assassination of JFK.
Speaker 2: Well, there are a couple there are a couple of things. Okay,
wouldn't they stop Hiller from doing math and being Again?
Some people say you can't time travel before time travel
is invented because there has to be a time travel
machine to travel back to is the idea? Oh you
got it, like a door to walk through. By the way,
if you want to watch a Doctor Who Okay, oh,
what is that? Indie? There's one of the best movies
on time travel. Is this really small independent film about
time travel that I'm trying to remember. Primer is the name.
It is one of You have to watch. It will
fuck with your head so hard. Okay, it's written, it's
written and directed and started by this guy called Shane Carus,
who's kind of a genius. This movie is so good, dude,
So did you see this? Uh Pope Leo? Uh that
just sounds too informal, doesn't Leo Leo's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like all the chicks that bang Leonoid.
Hey you want to suck on Pope Leo.
Speaker 2: By the way, check out the Sam Tripley has Pope
t shirt. It's on bs merch dot com. Let's see.
It's one of our best sellers. Let's see it. Yeah,
we were in ahead of our time. We've been selling game,
we've been selling when you're Francis Bacon. Look at that.
Look out ahead of our time. We were look at that.
There's Sam Tripley. I could do that a much better
photo shop today. By the way, Oh damn, maybe you
should make a new one. Yeah, perhaps, Okay. So his
brother is doing an interview with AP Yeah have you
seen this video? It's just it's just a little window
into how like he must be a real guy who
talks to his brother normally because his brother's doing He's
got two brothers and they both seem like pretty chill.
Dude's frankly, but they said The brothers talk about how
Pope Leo when he was a kid, they would be
playing with guns and bows and arrows and shit, and
he would take the ironing board out and cover it
in a cloth and make them come do like uh
do their prayers and stuff and pretend he was the priest,
like blessing them. Yeah, he's just always wanted to be
a pret It's kind of.
Speaker 3: Like kid actors like they like, you know, like Daniel
Tosh when he was like super young, was on like
some morning news show really and then now he's like
this giant comics crazy they get a running start.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so crazy. Hey, I've been in comedy thirty years.
If I was Franz Spacon, would I more to show
for when you have your own damn TV show? Would
I have a Netflix special? U asshole? At least something
on Hulu? My god? Yeah, to b to be.
Speaker 3: Could at least get my special played at the gas station?
And that gas station my favorite part crackle Can you
get something that crackled? My favorite part of gas station
entertainment is as soon as you put the thing up,
they shut down.
Speaker 2: The entertainment, like no, no mar money out of you.
You want bar.
Speaker 3: You better go buy more gas if you want some
of this sweet sweet.
Speaker 2: Enterta, if you want the Sunday weather, you better What
if you went.
Speaker 3: In pump gas and suddenly it was like black Mirror
was playing and it was just so.
Speaker 2: Weird because you just really got involved.
Speaker 3: You don't pay attention to your gas is overflowing because
content is so good.
Speaker 2: It's totally engrossing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone starts putting dog park videos in there.
Speaker 2: They're like our gas more gas. You've ever brought up
dog part in whatevers and that's saying something because we
love talking about dog fart. We love dog as much
as as much as it's crippling me more so. This
French AP reporter was in there.
Speaker 13: With story breaking news of the first American pope to
ever be elected in the history of the.
Speaker 2: Other skuy Op ed Lami was with his brother when
he realizes that he's getting a call from the pope
on his iPad. It've begun.
Speaker 13: The phone was ringing NonStop during the entire interview, but
there was a particular phone call that was coming from
a tablet in the basement, and.
Speaker 2: John told me this is right after it happened.
Speaker 13: It might be the Pope. He did stop the interview
and go to the basement. He realized he had a
few miscalls from his brother, who is now the pope.
He called back and I was able to witness that
historic moment of the pope.
Speaker 2: He gives me his brother. No, now what listen to
what the Pope's It's so funny the way he talks
to his brother.
Speaker 14: For two hours already. Answer well, first, he needs to
know you're on the air right now. This is been
going on since eleven o'clock this morning. This is the
first time I'm hearing that.
Speaker 2: This thing ring Pope is pissed.
Speaker 14: And we are being filmed and recorded.
Speaker 2: Hang up right now, right this very minute. We don't
want to revenge. So what he says later in a
different this AP reporter makes it sound like he didn't
reveal it, But really the Pope just hangs up, right.
There's what the brother says later. He's like, he couldn't
he couldn't stand it having up. But isn't that why
don't you answer your phone? Yeah, you're like, bro, I
made pope, you know it's up. Why aren't you buy
the phone? That's like a kid getting drafted. He can't
his dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I fell asleep.
Speaker 2: I thought that was funny, just a little little window
into it might be a that's got to be a
real guy. That's a real person, right, yeah, you know
with a brother and.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and the brother still doesn't respect him. Yeah,
shut up, I'll come on.
Speaker 3: He must tell stories about he beat up his little
brother so crazy he used to beat up the pope. Like,
if my brother became prope, I would just tell him
about all the fake wrestling but belts we made up
up for him.
Speaker 2: He'd be like.
Speaker 3: EA World champion and that would just beat his ass
and then I would become EA world champion.
Speaker 2: He does. His older brother tells his story about how
they were riding bicycles and they come in in this
kind of dangerous area. They weren't supposed to be riding,
and they got it accosted by this gang of flah
transfer gers. Just let it be that in your head.
And and so they're about to beat their ass. They
got like knives and we're gonna cut him up, as
what his brother said, and and the pope, the guy
who's now the pope, said just stay here, let me
go talk to him for a second, and went over
there and came back and they were all like best friends.
He had no idea what he said to him, But
somehow he has this ability ability to like relate to people,
you know, on this base level. That he got these
like gang members too. They rode off together, all in
the bikes together. Isn't that strange? It's weird friends with blacks.
I think they were a white gang.
Speaker 3: Actually were like, hey listen here, you little whippers greasers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he talked to the outsiders. Yeah, the Outsider death
Ralph Marchio. That's a good movie movie. So this is
just a quick thing. Cashptel has said that he's gonna
shut down the FBI headquarters in DC.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's relocating the right But that's that's a
big deal.
Speaker 2: That's that the Hoover Building, Dude, I mean that's like a.
Speaker 4: Shot it down, turn it into a museum.
Speaker 2: And have you watched any of the clips of him
going before Congress, you know, and just really confrontational with him.
You know, they're trying to pin him down on shit
and he's just not having it. You know, He's like, listen,
I'm trying to clean up corruption here. This agency is
absolute garbage. What do you think of him? I'm not
sure what to think about.
Speaker 3: Well, he's dyeing this, so it's like his girlfriend's like Israeli.
It's hard to get like.
Speaker 2: And then you know that Jew pussy dude, it's fucking
black magic. It's a off white magic.
Speaker 4: I guess off white magic.
Speaker 2: Uh. So, now, speaking of uh Israel, there's this real
concern in Israel that Trump is like, uh, breaking ties
with net Nyahu. It's all bullshit.
Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna sorry, said He's gonna he's
gonna move the Palestinians to Libya, which means are just
gonna become slaves.
Speaker 2: This is uh. This guy, who is a fellow of
the Atlantic Council's Scowcroft Middle East Security Initiative, says Trump
and Netta who are exasperated with each other, each feeling
that their concerns and objectives are underappreciated by the other.
Both of them have legitimate arguments to make, but they
seem to be talking. That's what I would like. That
was my question, exactly what are his legitimate arguments? We
should be entitled to destroy these all these people and
take their land.
Speaker 4: We should kill kids.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 2: And here's the here's what it comes down to. The
nature of that bilateral relationship with Israel still reliant, still
like it ever won't be on the military, diplomatic, and
economic assistance of the United States is such that the
Prime Minister will have little alternative but the fall in
line behind the president. So the thought is that this
is Trump possibly like bodying Israel a little bit, like
maybe trying to to show them like, hey, I'm gonna
go talk all these giant trade deals for America. Yeah,
I mean, and there's with the agents I mean countries,
nations that that Israel would have not talk to him
at all. He cut out Israel. W Yeah, man, he
cut out Israel with that Ye think would never happen.
Speaker 3: But it's interesting because he goes, yeah, you can keep
bombing them, and then he also telld Israel they can
keep going into the Gaza, which is so just sad
and depressing.
Speaker 2: Well, why should we have any say over what any
other country?
Speaker 3: But then and then I would go, well, back extends
to funding and military who says he doesn't need us, Well,
let's show him please. Yeah, And then you are all like, dude,
now you got all these neocons and I fucking love it,
or just being exposed for garbage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, so you.
Speaker 3: Go back to the Komi thing, you go eighty six
forty seven, like Israel is ft when it comes to that,
because if something did happen, God forbid, and I hope,
I hope that our Lord had never happens, they would.
Speaker 4: Be pinned with it instantly.
Speaker 3: And now they now they can't do it because it
would destroy relationships.
Speaker 2: I'm just silently, you know, mildly optimistic that maybe this is.
Speaker 3: Well, you have to be you go, this is what
we want, but you can't get lost in it and
then move on.
Speaker 4: You have to be like you have to be in
tie boxing stance.
Speaker 2: Totally. Yeah. So I came across this story the other day.
Look at this headline. This is Slate. Slate sucks. He's
friends with Joe Rogan and he was friendly to Andrew Tait.
Now he's atop the Netflix charts talking about Tom Segurro.
They're throwing Look how they throw that like it's an accusation.
He was friendly to Andrew Tate. This piece of shit,
it's and then I read the story. They spoil the
punchline of like three of the episodes.
Speaker 4: That's why they're doing that.
Speaker 2: They want to destroy it, like right at the beginning too,
Like I'll just okay the spoiler alert for Tom Sagura's
show here, just skip for like a minute. It says
in the first five minutes of the first episodes of
they're talking about how he's naked, and then he says
that the comedian maintains that tone throughout all six episodes.
I love a show that cares less about making you
laugh than about making you gasp with disbelief that he
went there. It's so funny. The sketches are designed to
shock first and foremost, and only incidentally to entertain. Don't
agree with that at all.
Speaker 3: I haven't any what is what is any of these
movies that everyone's talking about so slate, which is like
would love to have Ninette on every TV show and
only specials by her? Like, can't stand that Tom Sagora
pushes it now. I guarantee it's gonna piss off a
lot of people. And you know, we're we're and again
we love Doctor Ken. We wanted to be on the
show for a thousand billion years and cash all the checks.
We live in a mass singer freaking world. That's what
we live in right now, the mass singer freaking world.
And it's simple and dumb. And now you got this
guy kind of challenging all these taboos, all these things
you aren't supposed to say in public, and people get
mad because they don't like being challenged. The person who
wrote that is a programmed the progressive idiot.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me just read more. Okay, So he says,
gets away with these transgressions, and I'm not. It's shit.
He just spoils from the show because partly because he
can be very funny, but he also gets away with
it because of the company he keeps, a close friend
and frequent podcast guest of Joe Rogan's, who moved to Austin,
Texas on the heels trying to say, he's like a
you know, chasing Rogan's coattails, basically on the heels of
Rogan's own relocation there, Sigura sits near the center of
a circle of comedian and cultural commentators who portray themselves
as the antidote to the suppressive strains of scolding wokeism
that have allegedly infected mainstream culture.
Speaker 4: Allegedly. That's so funny.
Speaker 2: Allegedly, these people all promote each other's books and shows
and podcasts and.
Speaker 4: Special sounds like what friends do.
Speaker 2: It sounds like what the mainstream media has done for
thee And.
Speaker 3: How is that any different than what Douglas Murray did
going on all these shows pushing this stupid book where
he quotes anonymous Twitter fucking posts.
Speaker 2: They reinforce each other's biases and presumptions with their constant
co mingling. So it's like this it is. It is
alternate media because these people were forced out of mainstreace.
Speaker 3: Listen, Johnny, I say this all the time. Redband. Granted,
Redband is enjoying the the the fruits of being one
of the trailblazers good of podcasting. Okay, now, this podcast,
even though it wasn't on Desk Squad, is evolved from
Desk Squad.
Speaker 2: Sure thing, Yeah yeah he started there right Yeah, Tom
Score did already did Joey Diaz dun contrustled?
Speaker 4: Did Brandon Walsh did?
Speaker 3: We? I mean, like, dude, there's so many of the
OG's back in the day, and it was The reason
Desk Squad should be revered is because it was the
first time that a budget comedians created a network that
didn't care what the industry thought. And Sigora, I don't
know how he gets away with that stuff on YouTube.
Speaker 2: God bless him. He must have very powerful lawyers. Okay,
you really believe that he like uses attorneys to kind
of keep it. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Like he showed this clip. Is it bonus?
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe as a bonus section, but it
is so funny. Had something yeah your mom's house. Twitter
showed it and it's so it's super gay. It's the
gayest thing ever. But that's their humor. Like I always say,
the cigores are me if I didn't have a crippling
drug and sex addiction and I was focused.
Speaker 2: Oh gonna meet go to Twitter. I love to come
inside of you? Yeah that one? Like how long would
you last with me in bed? Twenty five minutes? Wow?
Speaker 4: Five?
Speaker 2: I can only go like five to ten though, Okay
because it hurts too much. You want to quick? We'll
do it quick? Yeah? Where would you come at? Probably
isn't you? I mean, this is a stranger. This is
a conversation between two strangers. Du Why what is it
you said about it's being gay as sex is? Like
that they pulled the goalie in hockey basically was you
were saying that.
Speaker 3: It's like the famous game between like the Denver Nuggets
and like the Atlanta fall the Atlantic Atlanta Hawks. I
think it was the two teams that played each other
and there was no defense. It was like one eighty
five to one eighty four All Star Game. There's no defense.
It's just they're like women play goalie. That's their job.
They're supposed to play gold and play defense, right.
Speaker 2: No defense. This is how every By the way, how
long would you last? Twenty five minutes?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 3: I can only go like nipples because it hurts too much.
Speaker 2: You want it quick, We'll do it quick. Yeah, where
would you come at it? Probably in you, dude. They're
fucking This is this is how every and by the way,
every straight guy wants to talk like this. Yeah, women
put the brakes on it. They do, what are you talking?
And then we go that's fuck. This guy is an animal, drake.
I would love to meet a girl and be like,
I'd love to come inside of you. It's not allowed.
You not allowed. They and the women that would be
open to that. Yeah, all right, well there's a few
you can say it too. But they're not exactly bring
her home to meet mom. Yeah, they're not the.
Speaker 3: Marry No, unless then they're totally down there. They could
be filthy and they can bring the mom and they
totally act normal. White girls can't do that. White girls
are either super Jesus or just savages. Just savages. But
your Mom's house works because Christina Pazinski is a black
belt assassin. She can kind of like the fact that
she doesn't pump any breaks on that and not only
doesn't pump the brakes but hits the gas is why
that show works so fucking well. Obviously, Tom is the
smartest man in comedy. Not only is he funnybody's smartest
man in comedy. Like he every every every risk he
took seemed to pay off, Like I think he told
Spotify at one point, like I want a fat deal too,
Like he gave a Rogan but some kind idea and
they're like, no, we don't want to do it.
Speaker 4: So he pulled it off of Spotify, and now he's.
Speaker 3: Gonna do that Spotify, we want a deal, we are
millions of dollar deal or else we're pulling this show
off and then you'll real really feel paid.
Speaker 2: Sign Francis Bacon. I'm Francis Bacon. I run the Illuminati.
Give me my deal Spotify. Yeah, we should lean into this.
I should lean into it.
Speaker 3: We should have the flat earther on tell the truth.
Come on the show, let's get it out. Let's talk
about it.
Speaker 2: Uh So, since we're on the what we'll eventually not
make it to YouTube part of the show. We have
to talk about maybe the greatest pop song ever was
released last week. We talk about by Kanye not on YouTube,
but on on audio. We can't This thing is so catchy.
It's the best pop song ever and you can't sing
it ever. It's so catchy. He's a genius. Cues from men,
throws my bacon. Can I guess so much? Anger? Would
be get a way to take it out? He comes
stuck in the mail tracks lay up first.
Speaker 3: My na track.
Speaker 2: You're saying, I I cook out ling when people fucking
mind dad ship did a person on training. They're telling me, Hey,
don't say that. How niggas can't see me in your
public I'm driving. I'm gonna come me back. Wait, don't know,
no money in your fame. I still can't give my
kids back. We don't know, no money in your thing.
I still don't get to see my children. Niggas see
my twenty, but they don't see.
Speaker 13: How I be feeling.
Speaker 2: So when it became a nassy, yeah bitch, I'm the feeler.
Speaker 15: Bigga hot hitler, Nigga hot heitler, they don't understand these
things I said.
Speaker 2: I'm twittering nigga hot hitler and don't understanding the things
I said.
Speaker 3: I'm to my my niggas, Nazis, nigga a hot heler,
Nigga hot hes us.
Speaker 9: You want to fuck it the pants, I put the
crumb on the fence.
Speaker 2: Should we get down of your hiss? She got the
woman his Hey, look all right, I'm now my girlfriend's Jewish.
Speaker 3: And when this came out, I couldn't stop singing it,
and then I would do it in the kitchen when
she's there and I would be like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ah, dude, that song sucks terrible. It's a
hor horrible song.
Speaker 3: My favorite thing is like how out of shape some
of the extras are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that's what I wanted to bring up. Like,
so I'm in the Kanye West video, can't believe all right,
you taking your shirt off.
Speaker 4: He's like do I have.
Speaker 2: To Yeah, do you think these are?
Speaker 13: Like?
Speaker 2: Okay, so he brought in he did like a cattle
call and then he was like, oh and all of
them eventually those are human beings. They call him cattle
calls and he says, you know, eventually you get to
oh you got you got the job. And he's like, Okay,
what do I have to do?
Speaker 3: He?
Speaker 2: Hey, bro, what what am I gonna be doing? Dog?
And and and they're like yeah, so you're just gonna
be singing U N word Okay, dog.
Speaker 4: I have a problem.
Speaker 2: Well no, I'm thinking that might be why he got
down to the fat Ones, because he went through like
the Shredded dudes that were like Wakanda extras. You know,
they're like, Dude, I have a career. I got a career. Man,
I'm gonna be guys, just got a prison in a
Black Panther movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, come out. I'm telling you this. This is
because he can't see his kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought after you said that once took his.
Speaker 3: Kids and if you don't have kids, you have zero
clue with this. Mean, this isn't your nephews. This is
and I'm not saying you can't let you're that guy.
Speaker 2: You've become the guy that's like only parents understand, and
I believe you.
Speaker 3: When you have the kid, Johnny, when you put one
in your fake girlfriend and that kid comes out, you're
gonna understand the love that you've never felt before. And
I said this a thousand times. Your kids will be
You will feel their presence in your childhood memories. You
will feel that there. Yeah, you've created life. You've been
put in charge of making sure this kid becomes the
best possible kid they can, the best possible person. Your
children are your final stamp out society legacy.
Speaker 2: And they took it.
Speaker 3: And he's paying four hundred thousand dollars a month and
he can't even.
Speaker 2: See his kids for them to get brainwashed. Their mother
and she is.
Speaker 3: A suckubiss and who has destroyed every life she ever
wrapped her pussy around.
Speaker 4: That pussy is.
Speaker 2: A black hole of negative witchcraft. Would you hook up
with her? No? If she Johnny, I wouldn't last night.
Speaker 3: One night, I would stick it in and you just
see like I'd suck in purple veins where she's just
sucking out the life force out of me, like no
serazi or yeah, I'm telling you, dude, they are witches. Dude,
That's why they've had such a long career. They are witches.
She's been she's been busted stealing from drugging men, a
legedly drugging men and stealing from them, and she's regarded
as some kind of pop culture icon.
Speaker 2: She is. The Kardashians are witches. I agree they are.
They are.
Speaker 3: They are the beachhead in turning every normal girl into
an adult film star. That tape made everybody think if
they made a sex tape, they could be famous too.
They don't realize that in that moment, you don't understand
the difference between love and lust and this guy from
a guy with a crippling sex addiction. Okay, and you
don't know the difference between love and lust, and you
have no clue the doors that you are closing in
front of you down the line, opportunities that are no
longer going to be afforded to you because you took
the first exit off the highway and went into something.
There's this guy that he's got a great channel on YouTube.
I forget the name of his channel, but he meets
with people and he gives them financial advice. And he
met with this chick who is She says she's an
only fans. He goes, oh god, how much are you
making a month? You know what she makes a month, dude,
two hundred dollars a good month, she said, two hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: Do that for you. Just it's like the lotterything, right,
you think you're gonna make it, You think you have
a chance. Yeah, in the game. Yeah, you prost to you.
Speaker 3: And now doors are closing. There's not a opportunity out.
Speaker 2: For you can't teach kindergarten after you've had an only
fans dude, Yeah, which is you can't. You can't. Good
luck getting you in any corporate gig.
Speaker 3: No, you know, you could do makeup sales, real estate,
and that's if you're one of the hot ones.
Speaker 2: You can go in the real state.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 3: Hairstylists. And I love my hairstyleist, so it's great. But
those are the doors that are opening for you down
the lock for and stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, hairstylist. I don't know if hairstyles is well no,
but I mean it's like it's not it's not corporately,
it's not centralized. Okay, you gotta yeah, I love I
feel for Kanye. Joe Rogan said, once you ban this,
you rush everybody to go see it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: Trump said something hilarious this week as he has wanted
to have you heard this. I mean, I'll tell you
a story.
Speaker 15: Friend of mine who's a business man, very very very
top guy. Most of you would have heard of him,
a highly neurotic, brilliant businessman, seriously overweight.
Speaker 2: And he takes the fat, the fat shot drug.
Speaker 15: And he called me up and he said, uh, President,
he calls me.
Speaker 2: He used to call me Donald. Now he calls me president.
So that's nice respect.
Speaker 15: But it's a rough guy, smart guy, I mean, very successful,
very rich. I wouldn't even know how we would know this,
but because he's got comments the president.
Speaker 2: Could I ask you a question.
Speaker 15: What I'm in London and I just paid for this
damn fat drug I take.
Speaker 2: I said, it's not working.
Speaker 15: He said, he said, I just paid a eighty eight
dollars and in New York I pay thirteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: What the hell is going on? So that was the clue,
and it was related to this. The executive was.
Speaker 3: So smart because he puts this back into the Democrats.
Speaker 2: Yes, it was their idea. They wanted this, he.
Speaker 3: Did it, and he passed the EO doesn't know. I
don't know if that means anything.
Speaker 2: They could go on.
Speaker 3: I don't either, Okay, but he now has put it
on the Democrats.
Speaker 2: Yea, pass this bill the thing they wanted, they said
they wanted. But isn't that that's just him and he's
he's really fat. He goes, he takes the fat shot.
Fat shot. He goes. It's not working. Okay. So I
saw something and this one everywhere people I've probably seen it,
but I had to go to the authority. I had
to go. You know, I'm taking this question to the expert.
Were they doing coke? Yeah? It was Macron and these
other assholes, these European leaders. We're just going to watch
it quickly. If you haven't seen it. They're meeting. Uh
and are they on a plane? I can't remember.
Speaker 3: I don't know where they are. It's a very weird,
tiny room building. It looks like something out Glengarry Glenn Ross.
Speaker 2: Right, it does. I just watched that funny a couple
weeks ago. So on the table there you can see
what appears to be a Koch spoon. Right now, Johnny,
you're missing the bagging well and I haven't gotten to
that yet. And then there is the you know how
drugs can come like folded in the very very obvious
and distinct way that they kind of package up. What
what would the measurement be that would be in a
little I don't know how much that is. I think
it's way it's bigger than an all.
Speaker 3: So so look and it's clear that this guy looks
down and sees the drug right there.
Speaker 2: Him him could tell he just saw it. Yeah, if
you go back and the press just got the you
should know the press just came into this room. Look
look at look at Yeah, he's touching this guy like my.
Speaker 4: Bathroom huh.
Speaker 2: Came, by the way. That's a terrible look a hoodie
with like a dress shirts. Yeah. So this guy is like,
oh ship, coach man, let me grab that. And then
my kronk grabs a little baggy in his hand and
it's like and look at his nose. It's red red, no,
and he's got the jaw thing going the thing that is, yeah,
you can hear him stay okay, yeah right here, what
is that in French? Yeah? Oh really, no, I don't know.
I thought you were telling me that. But what he's
doing that he's like linking his gums. Anyway, that was fine,
I mean grabbing it makes it ten times worse. Course
he should left.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, is that guy a piece of shit
or the biggest piece of shit?
Speaker 2: I mean correct on both counselor.
Speaker 3: McCrone is such a garbage gun man. He's such a
garbage man.
Speaker 2: We'll do rapid fire now.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought we were doing rapid fire.
Speaker 2: Okay. Joe Biden's physical decline got so real. This is
from TMZ that Aid's reportedly considered rolling him out in
a wheelchair to do his victory speech if he beat.
Speaker 3: This story means nothing to me anymore. It's just a
dumb story that the news is. I think it's just
the moratalization and they're like, you're right and we lied,
and what are you gonna do about it? Yeah, it's
just like, fuck, all these guys are trying to scramble,
go fuck yourself. It's a conspiracy. Theorists were right again
and I'm just over it.
Speaker 2: And this is written by Jake Tapper. These are this
is not something like the fringe, like you know, lunatics
talking about and he's got his wells. Yeah, he sucks.
Speaker 3: How about the morning Joe, This is the smartest, fastest,
most like in tune president we've ever had.
Speaker 4: Fuck you man, that's why nobody watches your ship.
Speaker 2: They did it with his son too. Jake Tapper was
the one that was out there saying he years after
it was of any relevance to anybody. He was saying that, Yeah,
I guess Trump was right about his son being, you know,
being on the payroll over in the Ukraine. And money.
Speaker 4: That's everyone's all upset.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, you got a four hundred thousand dollars
plane from Qatar, and Quitar is now one hundred thousand,
four hundred million dollar dollar plane. And now Qatar has
become the boogieman, right, they're the boogieyman.
Speaker 4: Oh they're taking money from this.
Speaker 3: They've all like, Lauren's just been black bagged from society.
She's taking money from RT News, which I have friends
who are on RT news and they're like, we didn't
get a single fucking vote.
Speaker 2: Artie News is great and they get mad because they
can tell the truth on there. Yeah. The only thing
you can't tell the truth on on RT is about
Russia's if you're talking about anything else, it's totally great.
Uh Us. Can I tell you a theory, Johnny, I have.
Speaker 3: I believe that China is the new Russia when it
comes to the shadow in the cave and making them
the boogeyman. Just like in the eighties with the nuclear proliferation,
the nuclear bomb race, we built up Russia as this
kind of scary ass that we had to have mar
nukes and now when they couldn't, they couldn't afford it.
Speaker 2: The space program was the same thing. They couldn't afford it.
Speaker 3: And I even remember as a child watching the news
and we were sending we are sending aid to Russia
as we were talking about how bad they were.
Speaker 4: I go, that doesn't make any sense to me.
Speaker 3: Now, Sam, eight years into timbo hat, knows that they
were propping them up so they didn't collapse because they
needed them to sell the the arms race to build
all these weapons.
Speaker 4: That's my opinion with.
Speaker 2: China right now.
Speaker 3: So I've talked about this on a couple of podcast
ass but there's this Lee l Ei Real Talk.
Speaker 4: Can you look her up on YouTube?
Speaker 3: Now, she's got a lot of propaganda. It's a lot
of anti CCP.
Speaker 2: The reel talk or Lai's reel talk. Yeah, I think
it's Lee l E. I I think it's right. Go down.
Speaker 3: If you go down, keep going down, keep going down. Uh,
this is the craziest video you ever watched?
Speaker 2: This one? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, China only has three hundred people. Now I've
watched this on another which stop.
Speaker 2: Welcome to laiswel talk.
Speaker 3: She says that China at most right now has four
hundred million people. She goes based on the one the
one child policy. Their their birth rate has gone down
nine percent, while India, they're the average age of India
is seventeen years old. Think about that, seventeen seventeen. The
average age in China is thirty eight. Okay, there's no
metrics in which they're there. She says that, yes, there's
no metric in which their population can maintain the number
that they had, which was one point four billion people.
So this kind of dawns on me. Now I'm not
saying she's one hundred correct, but I'm saying we don't
can't trust the CCP for any information.
Speaker 2: They lie about everything she has. Do you think they
are a source for that? What I mean, who would
be the source for their population. I want to Yeah,
it's like universe, nobody you can trust.
Speaker 3: Right, So she's saying it's four hundred million to a
million people, which is still a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: But if you go into what Peter Zorhan or whatever
his name is, he's the guy that's been on Brian
Callan's podcast a lot. He's talked about the collapse of
China's coming.
Speaker 2: And this is hummed off by so much.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, Johnny.
Speaker 3: The reason she says that at twenty nineteen the population
was nine hundred million, she said, and she thinks based
on the amount of funeral homes that are open, the
amount of kindergartenen classes have been closed, that that but
her hearn, okay, killed four hundred million people. And we
see the crazy videos of them, you know, welding people
shut going down the streets, spraying everybody with something.
Speaker 2: Why would they want to collapse their own population because
they can't afford to feed everybody? Oh wow, they're struggling
centralized government. Interesting, and that's what communists do.
Speaker 3: They always lowered their population to a more manageable.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you saw it with in Ukraine what they
did with the a lot of more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so.
Speaker 3: My theory is that China is the new Russia and
that the US government is propping them up so that
they could get anything they want in terms of military,
in terms of economics, in terms of everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it gave Trump a big win this
week with the tariff deal. You know, that's my opinion.
I could see that totally. Yeah, I mean, we always
need something to waste our money on and to invest
the bis I just just with the AI.
Speaker 3: Oh, China's AI we got. Can't let China's AI get ahead.
Speaker 2: Of us well? And the Yeah, totally I saw. I
just watched the video of about that on the way
over about how the guy was talking about how if
even if you get to AI, like to the point
of making it so that it can do its own
thing one day ahead of the competition, that's an eternal
lead because you'll because from there it just the line
is just straight up. So whoever gets their first wins
basically like forever, you never catch up. And China has
this open source approach to it, he said, where when
they when they create what would you say, like when
they code this stuff? They it's kind of released widely,
so everybody. The song is still in my head. It's incredible. Yeah.
Uh so there's concern that China would you know, every people,
it could get into the wrong hands, right and where
it could become self perpetuating, which is something people are
fearful of. HBO. Max is back or it's going to
come back. Have you heard about this? It's so stupid, it's.
Speaker 3: Well, obviously nobody liked That's what happened. Cinemax being the
name or.
Speaker 2: Max just Max. Yeah, nobody liked well because they were
trying to pull away from HBO. Of them, the idea
of them being a place where I don't know, like
quality movies and TV.
Speaker 3: People are craving quality entertainment, yes, and and people Netflix,
Apple TV. I don't really watch anything on Amazon. I'm
sure there's some great stuff there. Is stepped in and
just stole all of uh HBO's milkshake. Max has Max
used to be the redheaded stepchild of of HBO, and
I used to think it had the possibilities of being what.
Speaker 2: Netflix is there thought you're talking about Cinemax.
Speaker 3: Cinemax I thought could have been a Netflix where it
did send all the super edgy shit there.
Speaker 2: That's what they did for a while.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now it's just like.
Speaker 2: The Nick was on Cinemax, one of the best shows
of all time. All right, So yeah that's my opinion. Yeah,
I still I mean they screwed up. Yeah, but they're
doing that across the board, or they tried that across
like every network was doing that, and then I think
they realized, like, wait a minute, what are we This
is ridiculous. Why would you destroy a brand like that HBO.
Speaker 3: HBO was the brand of excellence for comedies, dramas.
Speaker 2: Boxing Box killed HBO Boxing, which I adored.
Speaker 3: It's just like, dude, you let these fucking suits come
in thinking they because they're just in ivory towers.
Speaker 2: That's what was. That was that was.
Speaker 3: But it's like going back to what I'm saying about
La comedy. They're not pushing culture anymore. They're just like
laying into stupid and like if you don't like get
a thousand lasts per second, they don't think you're doing
it right.
Speaker 2: And it's like, no, dude, it's.
Speaker 3: Like, let's get back to people saying things that get
people uncomfortable. Well, I'm not Let's be provocative, stop shunning provocative.
Speaker 2: Stop running them out.
Speaker 4: Stop dude.
Speaker 3: Sometimes silence is people listening intently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just getting offended thinking thinking.
Speaker 3: You can get standing o's in the war all the
time recently because I just fucking burnt the place down.
But I get ran out because like, I'm not getting
a billion laughs per second, and you're putting me up
in such a sloppy time that I can only do CrowdWork.
Nobody's gonna listen to my well crafted multi layers dick jokes.
At fucking twelve thirty in the morning, I got asked
this dumb ass crowd who shit faced a million questions
just to get an ounce of fucking gold out of there.
Speaker 2: You're not getting the best people. You don't think LA
is just stupid. That's that's LA is scared, Okay. I
mean they're intelligent, they're not smart. They're scared a lot
of stupid people, and they're scared because they need a
thousand green lights to work. So ESPN is hired rich
Or is hiring rich Eisenbach. I'm happy about that.
Speaker 3: Sartiana's yeah, is that means he's moving into the big seat.
Speaker 2: But they're counting is he moving into ice and seat
over there. No, No, mean, he's on the ice and show.
He's I know what I'm saying, Are you saying he's
moving into eis and Share on that show and taking care.
Speaker 4: Know what I'm saying is that that show is going
to be caught.
Speaker 3: There's a real belief that Pat McAfee is done.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing right here. This is Pat McAfee
finding out about it and reacting to because they're putting
it on, they're cross programming it, they're putting on the
same time, which is what I always tell you, we
should never put our podcasts out at the same time
with you and him because they cannibalize each other. And
this is him coming in that realization right here.
Speaker 16: Learned Rich Eisen's coming back to ESPN Rich twenty some
of years.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm a big fan of Rich Richie. Rich has
been very nice to me, very cool to me. He's
going live noon to three. I believe Eastern on ESPN,
Blood Good Disney, Bluss respect.
Speaker 2: I can watch. Yeah, I don't know. In Seid of
a Bitch that feels very interesting.
Speaker 16: But also love Rich eyes, so I am cool with whatever.
That's a fascinating thing, though nonetheless a flagship that's about
to be launched. I think it's gonna have everything that
ESPN has twenty nine to ninety nine a month all
to find in one area. Good luck to everybody and
all parties involved there and shout to rich Eysen coming
back one of the men who built you know, ESPN,
especially alongside of his sports and are run back in
the day, first ever hire for NFL network rich Issen
on air higher Yeah, So I mean he's been there,
done that. Coming back to ESPN feels like a full
circle moment. Noon the three is fascinating for sure. Is
that a message means? I don't know, but cool whatever,
But nonetheless we're happy Richard's back.
Speaker 2: That's strange, right, likeing it yeah, bring it? Yeah? What
do you think they're trying to destroy a show like well, it.
Speaker 3: Seems like it's the Rick Eisen is the only name
on the NFL network.
Speaker 2: And he's been there from the beginning, from the.
Speaker 3: Beginning, and now they're bringing them to ESPN's NFL network.
Speaker 2: So I don't I understand what he's saying.
Speaker 3: It's like when David Wayne's got mad that two networks
put black sitcoms up against each other.
Speaker 4: And he's like, you're splitting the audience. Why would you
do that?
Speaker 2: So remember these ads when NFL Network was about to launch.
They were the best, some of the most effective and
best ads ever.
Speaker 17: Fantasy for me, you couldn't do that anymore him doing
judging the cheerleading.
Speaker 2: Then you couldn't do it on ESPN because they're fucking
of course not. But those, man, those are such good ads.
I remember those like it's.
Speaker 3: It's it's like, I understand why mcavee's upset me too,
of course. Yeah, but mcavee wherever he goes, he brings
audience with he will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gotta.
Speaker 3: They're mad because he's doing great numbers and not doing
it their way and he's doing it his way. And
once again, this is the same thing wrong with Hollywood,
is that the suits who went to Ivy League schools,
I think they know Middle America and South is the South,
and they don't know jack shit. And you know knows
that the fucking field goal kicker from the Indianapolis Colts.
Speaker 2: That's who knows, right or the punter. This is the
last thing. Okay, So the if you don't know the
NBA is rigged. We confirmed it because the Lakers traded
I'm sorry, the Mavericks. The Dallas Mavericks a you know,
medium to big, large market team, but sweetheart, a team
that just gone to the finals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, player that people considered generational made number one.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I was gonna let me set it
up and then you do your riff on greatest player
in the NBA possibly right now, he's definitely in the
top three. They traded him to the Lakers for nothing.
And back then when that happened, we both said the
NBA is fixed, and we will know for sure that
it's rigged when the Dallas Mavericks, the team that sent
that generational talent to the Lakers, get the first overall
draft pick and get Cooper Flag, this great player from
Duke in the NBA draft, and the lottery just happened.
They had a very like a one percent chance, less
than a chance one point eight percent, and they got
the number one row.
Speaker 3: And so so, of course Colin Cowherd, who refuses to
believe any conspiracies and never goes back and apologizes when
he gets it wrong. Uh, he says, it's absolutely ridiculous
to think that they would rig it.
Speaker 4: So what Colin Colehard wants you to believe, is that.
Speaker 3: The the the two teams that didn't even have great
odds to win the draft.
Speaker 4: Both the season before the season of.
Speaker 3: That particular draft traded generational talent to the Lakers to
help Lebron James. Okay, and both teams that traded that
player away won the draft in which a player at
the time was seen as a generational player.
Speaker 2: Z Williams. They gave it to the Pelicans when the
NBA owned the Pelicans and had to sell them, and
then that guy. They were like, hey, dude, we'll get
you the number one pick if you buy the Pelicans
from us. Are the Hornets at the time, they were,
I mean, it's it's It's happened many times. And his
dumbest argument was that they wouldn't do it because it's illegal.
He's stupid. Have you learned any I mean, they rigged
these games, the referees. They sent Patrick Ewing to the
this is and this is the thing. Okay, So I
saw this video this weekend. By the way, I love
Dan Patrick. I love him.
Speaker 4: I listened to his show every morning.
Speaker 3: He also gets a little like fucking Boomer and doesn't
believe in any fucking conspiracy.
Speaker 2: He accidentally let the cat out of the bag. He's
telling stories about things that would piss off Stern, the
former uh, the former chair of this, I mean the
former uh. And one of the stories he tells, and
I'm trying to see I meant to share the time
with myself, is of this. There's a journalist. He's in
the other room. Stern doesn't know he's overhearing it. And
Stern is yelling at this journalist who's about to do
a serious story about the frozen envelope, the ewing draft. Yeah,
and he and and I'll just tell you what he says.
He says he can hear Stern and this is the
only time he said he ever really got and he
was like afraid of him. He and Stern is yelling
and like, if you do that story, I'll burn you down,
like really threatening the guy, like you cannot do this story.
And that was the one time that Patrick was and
he was just telling this as like a funny story.
But really what it tells you is there's something. Why
would he care there's smoke? Why would Stern care if
that wasn't the truth? Man?
Speaker 3: I agree, you know, and it's just like if you look,
so if you study. Since Lebron James has left the
Calves for the first time.
Speaker 2: He said it too this week. He thinks it's rigged.
Speaker 3: So that so every time a franchise loses their their
franchise player, they get the first pick in the draft.
Speaker 2: Yes, I hope LaMelo is good enough to quality Kyrie.
Speaker 3: Now what's his face? How you nlv that ended up
being a bust? I don't even think it was that bad.
He just got the Byron Scott, who's the worst? Anthony Bennett,
who's the worst coach? You don't want to be a
rookie with an old school hard coach, you know.
Speaker 8: Like, uh, yeah, you're right, especially today, like like the
kid who went to the Detroit destroyed Yeah yeah and
dark darko militants. Right, they didn't need destroyed him.
Speaker 3: They brought him and they had rush Sheid Wallace and
us Ben Wallace just beat the ship out of the kid.
Speaker 2: He was just done.
Speaker 3: He couldn't even get on the court because they were
so good. They should have gone Carmelo Anthony Joe Dumars
is a retard.
Speaker 2: Okay, like that could have continued. Another couple of years.
If they had gone Carmel, yeah, they could have crushed it.
Speaker 3: So anyways, so so Cleveland got two first round picks,
Kyrie and then Bennett. Okay, then you go to who
else was it? Who else lost their player? And then
they got the first pick. We all know the Anthony Davis.
There's five of them. I don't know the other one.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I think he said Wiggins to Minneapolis after
they lost KD, you know, and it's just KD, then
Anthony Davis and then then Luca. Yes, and the NBA
is gonna fuck around and find out. When people think
your ship is rigged, they're not gonna watch anymore.
Speaker 2: And this is not a small this is very widespread.
People really think this, and how could you not, Yeah, Johnny,
I mean the dude, The Hornets have been the worst
team by percentage when you hear the new thing over
the last three decades, and they have not gotten the
number one pick since Larry Johnson. They think you guys
are going to try. What you guys are going to try.
Speaker 3: To do is trade up, possibly take on Paul George
and get that second pick and then send LaMelo to
the Clippers.
Speaker 4: That's the talk Clippers.
Speaker 2: That's the talk right now. No, no, I do. I
do think we're gonna try to trade up, but we
wouldn't have to give him up in then we have
we have way too many. We have a ton of
picks like the Hornets that we have the In fact,
the Hornets get the most fucked because not only did
we drop, but we have the MAVs number one. We
have their first round pick, so so now they're getting
better with flag we have their next number one. Okay, yeah,
that sucks.
Speaker 3: If I was If I was the MAVs, I would
trade that pick, and they.
Speaker 2: Traded for PJ. Washington and it became a really valuable
pick until this ship happens, of course, and you know
I would trade. I would.
Speaker 4: They're talking about san Antonio moving the two.
Speaker 2: Does the NBA love san Antonio so much? Because I
think they're just a class organization.
Speaker 3: Move san Antonio, move, move un number two pick No,
move to number two, picking Castle to get the bucks
and get the honest.
Speaker 2: Be honest. Yeah, I can see that. Do you have
enough shooting on that team?
Speaker 17: Though?
Speaker 2: With John we'll see dude. I mean you could pick
up shooters left and right. Yeah, that's interesting. Anyway, that's
another boy sick of any talk. That's all I got
for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, crazy Uh. The final is Nikkah Hitler. Okay,
enjoy that. I hope you guys had a great time.
We had a lot of fun. Tell your friends about
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Speaker 2: Yeah. So there's there's that. I love you guys. I
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