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Speaker 1: Cool Browken simulation Growth and simulation.

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Speaker 2: Sound tricky.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to Johnny Wood It presents broken simulations. Starting Johnny Woodard,

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We're in it. I am so tired right now.

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Speaker 2: The great way to start the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've started a new martial arts called fat ju Jitsu,

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and I just lay on people and hope they cry.

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That's all I do now, that's my move. Just smother

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them in fat and then hope they just give up.

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Speaker 2: What was that? What didn't you have a guy a

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couple of months ago told you like to use you

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should use your weight?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean today, I mean I've been doing. I

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did some rowing that's hard. I did some rowing and

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rowing machine hydro hydrot I did that. They did jiu

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jitsu today. I love jiu jitsu. I just I'm so

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fat and I tried it.

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Speaker 2: Are you good? Would you say you're good at jujitsu? No?

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Speaker 4: I would say I'm u. I can I can beat some.

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Speaker 2: People here, And like, what's your like? Okay, Johnny?

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Speaker 3: I I think when you reach a certain age and

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you haven't gotten to a certain belt, it's very hard

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to go.

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Speaker 2: I'm great at this? Like what baseball team would you

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compare yourself to the Seattle Mariners. So just true, like

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every now and then you poke your head up, well

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every now and.

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Speaker 3: Then I look like I'm on fire. And then it

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just goes back to what are we doing here? The

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A's are just I don't the athletic as I know,

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this isn't a sports show, but the athletic aids.

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Speaker 2: Vegas and A stands for athletics, you know.

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Speaker 3: Okay, the Sacramento A's are called Now Vegas should really

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ask if they want that team owner is awful?

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Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I would ask is he gonna spend

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more money.

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Speaker 3: Or guarantees put it in contract you'll be within the

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top ten of all payroll all the time?

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Speaker 2: Does do they not? Does he not have money? Is

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that the thing? Is he? Like?

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Speaker 3: No, He's like these guys are just like my card

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at all? Johnny, what's our.

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Speaker 2: There's so much this week. Last week I feel like

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we didn't We were just kind of all over the place,

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but nothing huge. There's so much big stuff that's happened

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in Glass. So James Comy Hot Top was on Instagram,

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I guess, and was just walking down like walking down

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the beach right as what he said, and he said,

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look at this interesting seashell. Yeah, just like I came

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up with. He came up that I put here five

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minutes ago. Really is what he should? They think we're stupid.

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I mean he must write, okay, and and what it says.

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I'll try to find the Uh.

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Speaker 4: It's a picture.

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Speaker 3: It's in the Tom hangs shady kind of picture way,

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which is eighty six forty seven.

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Speaker 2: Yeh's the numbers. Eighty six forty seven seashell spelling that out.

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And he was six seven cool cool shell formation on

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my beach walk. Yeah. Sure, like you think we're dumb.

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I know you think we're dumb.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 2: Eighty six, of course is code for like to get

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rid of something. And anyone go, hey, man, maybe you

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shouldn't do that.

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Speaker 3: And then is there anyone there that could tell Camy

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that that's dumb? Don't do that?

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Speaker 2: Man? You know he's really tall. Oxygen doesn't get up

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that high. How tall? He's like six six or something?

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He called me six yeah, James Comy sit ye dog

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netflins like he's six eight. Sorry, he's six eight. James

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James Comy is six eight, yes, yeah, he's mass dude.

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If he walked in I go, oh my god, you're

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so big. Look at him.

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Speaker 3: Is that thing you do with Zoom, Johnny, where you

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meet somebody you know from Zoom and you go, how

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tall are you really?

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Speaker 2: Look at the size of this freak dude. Just a

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giant man. Oh my god, Johnny, I never knew that. Yeah,

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look at him next to Obama, who's supposed to run

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like six one six two. Oh wow. Yeah, look at he.

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Speaker 3: Played the ball in college when he went to Lizard school.

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Speaker 4: Was he a power forward lizard?

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Speaker 2: Let's see play basket.

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Speaker 3: I mean, chicks are getting pregnant tonight because the Knicks

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one that we won a championship energy.

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Speaker 2: He played high school basketball, but refused to playing pickup

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games with Barack Obama because he did not want to

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appear too friendly with his best friend Bro.

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Speaker 4: He's in pictures laughing with him.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'll come off as too friendly high fives, doing

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all the jive high fives, right, So he puts out

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this thing.

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Speaker 2: The internet freaks out. Forty seven. I didn't say it though.

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If you don't know, Trump is the forty seventh president,

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He's forty fifth and forty seventh, which is nine to eleven. Yeah. Well,

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also that was Johnny, it's nine to eleven, and then

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it's been according to people on the internet, it's been

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eight thousand, six hundred and forty seven days since the

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September eleventh.

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Speaker 3: And I wonder if he goes, oh, I can get

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away with it now because I can explain it away

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with this, because that really weirdo governor of Michigan did

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had the exact same thing. She had like blocks on

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her desk behind her they said eighty six forty seven.

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Really yeah, which everyone thinks is a sign of shading it.

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And then everyone brings in the guitar playing. You're like,

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what a great way to get rid of somebody is

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just give him a blown up plane.

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Speaker 2: Give him a plane has already blown up. No, that's

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about to blow up or could blow up. Johnny, you

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know what I'm doing. Stop Well, it's funny. I mean

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the plane thing, we haven't told about it here, but

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this plane they say will cost more almost two then

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they than they could ever hope to save for them

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to actually tear through it and refit it for all

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the because it's got to have like flares in it

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and all this high tech that they don't tell us about.

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That air Force one has Yeah, so they have to

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almost take that.

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Speaker 4: X ray of it.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's not just to make sure it's safe. Yeah,

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that's part of it, but it's also to just add

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all this ship to it that has to be at

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the Air Force one. Yeah, for the military.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I wouldn't ride that time at the end

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of my presidency.

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Speaker 2: No, I wouldn't ride. That's gonna take two years. He's

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gonna be out of here, you know. No, he's got

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three more. Yeah, but he's gonna have one year like

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the real one year probably. Yeah, it's gonna take two

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years to make it. That's what they said. Yeah, two

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years to watch this clearly means like get rid of Trump.

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It was just like, I mean, it's obviously so. Now

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James Comey had a little knock at the door. I

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don't know if you saw this earlier today. The Secret

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Service came by. They called him. Actually I think he

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had to come in. Yeah. This is former FBI director

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James Comy has been interviewed by the US Secret Service

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after he shared a deleted social media pros. Trump noticed immediately,

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of course, that Republicans allege is an incitement to violence

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against the US president. Donald Trump. Comey voluntarily participated in

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questioning for about an hour at the he had to

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go into their DC headquarters. It comes a day after

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he posted that, and then this is from the BBC

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them acknowledging that it could also mean kill, and then

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the forty seven it could also mean like we're out

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of Heinz forty seven. If you're running a restaurant, yeh,

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guys running Hines forty seven, eighty six forty seven. Trump

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said he knew exactly what it meant. A child's a

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child would know what that meant.

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Speaker 4: I bet you my kids don't. Hey, no, hey, ninja,

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what does that mean?

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Speaker 2: Uh? If you're the FBI director and you don't know

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what that meant, that meant assassination. And it says it

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loud and clear, says it loud and clear.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you know they want I mean strange, Why

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would do that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I know it's well because they're He's like Tom Hanks.

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They're all crazy people. They're all psychopaths. No one makes

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it that level. That wouldn't stab their mom.

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Speaker 2: Tulci Gabbard says that he you should be he should

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be jailed for issuing a Holy Chick.

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Speaker 3: That could be President Tulca Gabbart just because she has

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phone sex voice.

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Speaker 4: That's the only reason I like her.

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Speaker 3: Right, she'd be like, oh, guys, let me tell you

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about her new budget.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you like that, you like that? Just don't get

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you anything past he wants creeping on those old yeah, yeah, yeah,

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that's what. Yeah. The problem is that she goes in

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there and like, hey, hey buddy, Hey buddy, Hey a

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mister Kennedy. Uh, what's say Kennedy or whatever? From you know, Hey, y'all,

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I'm from Louisiana. I just love talking to metaphors. Wonky

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asked metaphors. She goes in there and like slides, you know,

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slides a little hand up his leg, and he's like, sorry, darling,

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you're barking up the wrong tree. You're barking up the

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wrong dog's leg. You're right up there, you're barking up

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the wrong fire. You're you're off by about fifty years.

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Speaker 4: Sweet, Okay, that thing don't work.

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Speaker 2: We only like boys.

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Speaker 4: There's not enough blue.

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Speaker 2: Chew in here to save it, save you. Yeah, it's

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just all but seriously that some many of those guys

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like in in senate, especially read as as as sir, sure,

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for sure, they really do sneaking on shar And I'm

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retorn on this because a lot of people were saying

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it's just fake. But uh, James O'Keeffe got has got

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in his hands and he's milking the ship out of

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it or some footage from Actually like James, I do too.

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I used to think he was like too slanted, but

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now I understand what he's doing.

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Speaker 4: But dude, you don't say.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I got to run for my life. You won't

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hear from me for a while.

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Speaker 3: The next thing, he's on the rooftop DJ and with that,

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with that like bullet froof.

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Speaker 4: Johnny Flagg, that that will get copied.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, Yeah, I'm really concerned about that. So

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so he comes out with this footage that he again

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and he's been like leaking out in dribs and drabs

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of Schmippstein.

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Speaker 3: And I mean, did you see the pal You should

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go and if you want to find out the words

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we said on the show, go to Broken sim On Twitter.

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Speaker 2: Well list every you can find. So this is one.

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This is one of the things. This was in the library.

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This came out most recently. This is not the weirdest.

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Speaker 6: Today we released more never before seen video and images

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from inside Jeff's.

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Speaker 2: Creepy yes self relating angel.

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Speaker 6: Bizarre statues, and a cryptic message written on a chalkboard

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by Jeffrey Epstein himself, the Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: Greenstein What do you do in the island?

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Speaker 3: Alright, guys, today's weather for Saint James Island again. It's

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gonna be warm like it always is all the time.

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All right, back to you. I'm the best job ever.

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Speaker 6: Dallaski Tyler Olivier getting images of the outside of the structures.

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But today we're going to take you inside the structures inside.

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Speaker 2: If you had the money, would you buy that place

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and destroy it?

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Speaker 3: I would, Yeah, I would like to see how deep

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the tunnels seen before?

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Speaker 2: We are now take them out.

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Speaker 6: Dozens of books lined the walls, including literature like Ernest

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Hemingway's Selected Letters Vacation reads that.

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Speaker 2: Okay, to get the born. Ultimately, I'm not interested in

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theoretical physics. Okay? Did you open them? Do they have

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unusual the iron sheet.

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Speaker 5: Shoes, statuettes of winged figures.

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Speaker 2: And blowing themselves, and one.

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Speaker 6: Of a semi nude young woman washing herself while seated.

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Speaker 2: On the day. That's how they should there, and just

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which is right here? Clean the kiddy, that's how.

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Speaker 5: Leather.

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Speaker 5: And then we go to this chalkboard over here.

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Speaker 6: Now, this chalkboard displayed cryptic words, including the.

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Speaker 3: Word power, deception, okay, face, okay, brain brain boards. Was

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he putting on a wrap album? Yeah, that's what it

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sounds like, dude, deception, massade?

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Speaker 5: What might be talking about here?

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Speaker 2: This is again those chairs are fire though those chairs

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were fire? Yeah, they were words.

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Speaker 5: On the TK board to a note Epstein.

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Speaker 2: Wrote in his definitely his words.

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Speaker 5: Several letters and letter combinations from the note.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, I didn't this one is not as compelling.

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and I don't. I'm not gonna gonna picture on YouTube,

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but it's a it's a baby in a sink, well

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was James O'Keefe calls it a phallic shaped object, which

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it looks like a morocca. Yeah, yeah, maybe like baby moroccas.

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It looks like a salt, like a weird Chinese saut shaker.

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But he's got a naked baby in a bathtub in

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his the Saint James's like, got a baby? I got?

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Do you want me to do some weird very baby?

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Do we have a babysitter?

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Speaker 5: There?

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Speaker 2: And then the painting there they found the painting which

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is a Lablo Picasso, Yeah, painting, which is you know,

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when he's doing his really sexual paintings. It's hard to recognize,

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but you can see.

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Speaker 4: You got like, yeah, there's some weird stuff right there.

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Speaker 2: Genitalium guys, honyway, So I got to chick bent over

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And somebody goes, oh my god, it's so amazing.

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I go, dude, that looks like hot garbage. How much

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do you pay for that?

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Speaker 2: My nephew does better stuff than that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like, dude, look at this incredible Picasso. Have

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I go the Paint by Numbers picture that looks like

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somebody didn't paint in the lines, like literally out of

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the lines. Can you at least get in the lines Picasso? Like,

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look at the yellows all over the place, the reds

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all over the place.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's got male pattern baldness, even the women. Hot garbage Picasso?

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Was this your garbage? We should do this once a week.

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We should uh, we should review modern art. Get Sam

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to just give his opinions. Yeah, it's hot, Garbent the

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greatest Paintings.

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Speaker 4: I think Kurt.

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Speaker 3: Metzger has a podcast like that where they just look

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at modern art and they discribed really.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's funny anyway, So that was yeah, speaking of referrals, Yeah,

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thank for for We know more. Now you just sent

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me something before.

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Speaker 3: Oh, let's get in it. Let's get in it, Johnny,

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listen man. This week I have been called a let

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me see the exact things I've been called. It's so amazing.

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It's so amazing what I've been I've been called so

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much amazing stuff this whole week.

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Speaker 2: This is a nice vamp you're doing here. I appreciate that.

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I respect the game, Sam. Thank you, Johnny, great job. Yeah,

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I mean you've been called it. I've heard you've been

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called a number of things this week, A.

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Speaker 4: Number of things this week.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Someone said that Sam, there will be two preachers in

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the apocalypse that will breed, breathe flames of fire and

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truth that will obliterate all that come to harass.

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Speaker 4: You fit that description.

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Speaker 2: So I've been called a priest of the apocalypse and

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that was just in the mirror, right, yeah.

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Speaker 3: I said that to myself. And then the new one

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is everyone's favorite guy. We just love him on the

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show The Fittest, The Fittest. Flat Earther decided to start

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sending me some d ms today and it was really funny. So, uh,

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let me see. Let me see what the dms were.

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Hope you're not mad Flat earther.

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Speaker 2: I'm a major underbyte.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't a guy with the super chin. So I

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hadn't heard from this guy forever. Let's talk like adults.

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Speaker 2: This was back when he first called me control op.

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Then I get this, Wait wait, how long are you

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saying like he's been talking to you before? We talked

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about it a couple of weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, So this comes out. This is a

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text him yesterday. I didn't see it, but I so, yo.

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Let's talk like adults or what adult to an an

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undying spiritual being or fallen angel or whatever you are.

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Speaker 2: So now I've been called a fallen angel, So.

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Speaker 3: Now I am I am a It gets better, dude,

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it gets better. I have I've been called a priest

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of the apocalypse who breathes fire, and I'll take it.

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And then I've now been called a fallen angel or

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a spiritual being whatever I am, okay, I will literally

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research triply, okay, or being whatever you are. I literally

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researched triply with bacon, and and what came up? Johnny,

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look at this triply with bacon?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bacon.

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Speaker 3: I want to see if there's a way for me

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to send this to you. So he's he listens. He

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either listens to the show or somebody sends him stuff.

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And of course I mentioned him twice, so he gets

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his flat earth nipples get hard, right.

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Speaker 2: He's like beetleches, except you only have to say it

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twice and I don't have to say it once. And

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he shows up.

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Speaker 3: So he sends me this, and this is what it's

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his his. He googles triply and bacon, okay, and this

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is what comes up.

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Speaker 2: Triply hall of meat, No hallal of meat like Muslim,

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you know, like and look at what Look what's in it? Dude?

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He coined him bacon? What okay? So yes, so let

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me that's not even that looks like steak. That looks

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like a rip.

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Speaker 3: Johnny, Please let me read this, because he explains it

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to me, okay, here, hold on.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 4: So that okay?

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Speaker 3: And a meat shop with Lucifer's name, Lucifer's name tripley hallal,

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where's Lucifer's name in there?

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Speaker 2: Am I missing something?

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Speaker 3: A shop of Lucifer's name all over It just happens

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to be in Atlanta, where I just happen to be.

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It's our heavenly father telling me I'm exactly right, especially

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with your little clue. I don't miss frand I don't

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miss oh.

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Speaker 2: So he's like he he mentally ill.

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Speaker 3: No, Johnny, he thinks I am the devil Francis Bacon.

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Speaker 2: That's not even bacon. That's a great by stake.

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Speaker 3: So play the video, Johnny, but skip passing I Carol Ship.

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Just play the video.

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Speaker 2: It is such I haven't seen this, so I don't

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know what to skipulate, okay, So just just go or

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you found it.

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Speaker 1: No, He's familiar with the Tinfoil Hat podcast and its

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host Sam Trade.

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Speaker 2: This is the old video or no go back, go back.

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Speaker 4: This is no that the.

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Speaker 7: Modern Freemasonry with the lodge is the first Masonic lodge

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and all stop.

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Speaker 3: He's explaining that this is from the guy that thought.

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Speaker 2: That Genghis Cohen Con is a great place to eat,

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great great Chinese.

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Speaker 4: Uh, Genghis Cohn was.

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Speaker 3: He couldn't tell if he was Lucifer or we don't know,

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but he's one of those.

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Speaker 2: Because Genghis Khan kind of sounds like Jesus is that

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that was the idea, right, No, the idea was that

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Genghis Khan was trapped. But there was also the name

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thing right now for a thousand years and they broke

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out of what also the name thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So so he takes this baby, he takes this

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like a couple of minutes of this thing, and he

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plays this and this is where he gets the idea.

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Speaker 7: Here we go essentially by Francis Bacon. And so it

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says that he did and that he had a feign death.

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And so the question about his faine death is.

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Speaker 2: Is if he.

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Speaker 7: Just was an old man after that or if he

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incarnated as somebody else, and that would probably be Saint Germaine.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna love this episode. The fittest flat flat Earther.

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Speaker 3: I remember because we did talk about how Jimmy Hendrix

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is Morgan.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy Hendrix is Morgan Freeman.

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Speaker 2: I mean, they don't look at it. Look at his

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cheeks completely different. You're just basically saying black people look alike.

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That's all you're saying. Good, they don't look anything alike.

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They're both black.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and one guy's got a thousand freckles the other

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guy's got Can.

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Speaker 2: We say that's not how collagen works. As you get older,

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your cheeks get flatter and you lose fat. Yeah, yeah,

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you don't get more fat cheeks.

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Speaker 1: I'm mad at them because they would never do a

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full episode exposing how often they fake death and come

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back to somebody or.

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Speaker 2: Put the best well asks and.

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Speaker 1: Play someone else. But this isn't about that. No, this

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is about Francis Bacon.

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Speaker 2: Get ready, they talk a lot.

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Speaker 1: Who really was the one that started pre masonry? Now,

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I'll be honest. I didn't know a ton about Francis Bacon.

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So I looked him up, and well, the second I

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saw him, I thought he looked familiar. Here we go,

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he look familiar to you. Take a second. How about

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if I pull Sam back up on the screen. No,

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not yet, not yet?

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Speaker 2: How about about this picture?

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Speaker 1: Or do you need this side by side?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Here we go, give it to us.

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Speaker 1: Are you noses are literally exact that the first time

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I've ever been mentioned, Yes, in the history of the show,

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the Tinfoil Hat Podcast, it just happened.

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Speaker 2: That serious.

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Speaker 1: While they're talking about Francis who just happens to look

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exactly like the host, What exactly do.

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Speaker 2: I look like like in that one painting a painting

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of him, you look a little similar, Yes, but there

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are other paintings of him where you don't look anything

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like him. Look at he was fat, dude, Francis Bacon

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had a fat face. Look at this John here, look

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at his he's got like bags in his eyes like that. No,

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and that in this one right here from that angle

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even there, Does I think he might have actually altered

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it to look a little more like you? No, I

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think I did.

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Speaker 8: Know.

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Speaker 2: That's because I have a theory. I think he's altered

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that image to look more.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's your opinion. I mean, this is absolutely insanity,

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So go on.

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Speaker 2: No, No, he does. He thinks all black people look

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like and all white people. Yeah, he does. Keep it going, dude,

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It just gets better.

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Speaker 1: Dude, recognizing that people that look like each other might

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just actually be the same people. Yeah, what not clones?

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The guy known for having.

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Speaker 2: We all do descend from Adam and Eve. To be fair,

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we get into Johnny. But I just keep watching this because.

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Speaker 1: That I recognize these people that he.

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Speaker 4: Has super computer facial recognition.

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Speaker 1: It was Kaufman, No, Noson, Mandela, no Jonathan Ry, what

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Jesus and the Chosen Friends?

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Speaker 2: And Dan?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I got a phone flat or that doesn't

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even make sense, fake or death they just put on

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some prosthetics.

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Speaker 2: Or Prince and David Princes much older than David. He's trying.

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Is he's saying that Prince was born in fifty eight.

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David Blaine is much younger than that, right, Yeah, he's

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only fifty two due he was born in seventy three.

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That's like fourteen years difference. There's no way Prince is

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David Blaine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but Johnny is he saying that Jim Carrey is

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John what Joe Biden?

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Speaker 4: Or is Joe Biden Jim Carrey?

472
00:22:31,839 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 2: Maybe that way? Okay, now that he just don't Yeah,

473
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:35,319
I didn't even notice.

474
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:38,160
Speaker 1: That what masks Oh and Francis Bacon happens to be

475
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:42,160
known in some circles as the inventor of the mask.

476
00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I say, so he thinks that Jim Carrey's wearing

477
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,240
a mask as Joe Biden, and that what I made

478
00:22:48,319 --> 00:22:51,359
him do it? Jim Carrey's president. Yes, Francis Bacon is

479
00:22:51,359 --> 00:22:53,200
behind all of it. Oh my god, I just I

480
00:22:53,359 --> 00:22:53,559
love that.

481
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:58,279
Speaker 1: Shakespeare and Shakespearean plays always had masks of some sort

482
00:22:58,319 --> 00:23:01,000
of your sex. Too much for you. You don't believe this one, well,

483
00:23:01,079 --> 00:23:04,160
then go check out brad Is Benisio. I've done a

484
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,039
bunch of videos. What there's no doubt on that?

485
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 2: What wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

486
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,599
Have they ever been in That's what I'm looking for

487
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:15,200
right now. Yeah, they were both in snatch like DAGs.

488
00:23:15,319 --> 00:23:18,200
Like DAGs. DAGs? You like DAGs? Remember you played that.

489
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:22,359
Speaker 3: Irish And go on, keep playing this, Johnny. It's the

490
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,319
gift that keeps giving.

491
00:23:23,559 --> 00:23:27,079
Speaker 1: They're the same person. Yeah, I'm just some prosthetics in

492
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:27,480
a way.

493
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:32,839
Speaker 2: Well wait, okay, that okay, so this is before AI if.

494
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:36,400
Unless you're a real conspiracy theorist, they're in a photo together.

495
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:40,680
How does that work? Oh my god, Johnny, Well how

496
00:23:40,759 --> 00:23:43,720
does that work? It doesn't. He's crazy less.

497
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:48,640
Speaker 3: Unless Benizio de Toro was Jim Jones that day from

498
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:53,039
the Jonestown.

499
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 2: He doesn't like him Jones. Now that's a better one.

500
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:56,119
You should look into that fl flip flavor.

501
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, getting back to the point, you think they just

502
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:06,440
on a intentionally in the episode talking about Francis Bacon,

503
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:11,960
who looks just like Sam. Hey, that's a weird way

504
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:15,880
to wear an angel's hat.

505
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:23,839
Speaker 2: Dude, it's a dodgy idiot, you dummy and upside down

506
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,160
and is falling. The Angels don't play in l a

507
00:24:27,279 --> 00:24:29,599
stupid If the angels don't play in La.

508
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:34,039
Speaker 1: Just didn't die and they were here undying beans among us.

509
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 2: It's like Johnny developing a human face can.

510
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 3: Only have so many poor dude, I I it doesn't

511
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,079
look like that they're mutants, right, Like if a guy

512
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,680
comes out one eye, you're like, well that's one of one.

513
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, if the most subtle tweaks and faces, they've done

514
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:51,759
experiments on this, the most subtle tweaks could give up

515
00:24:51,799 --> 00:24:53,119
a really disturbing vibe.

516
00:24:53,279 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 3: Right. So it's like, this guy must think all Chinese

517
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,720
people are the same person.

518
00:24:58,839 --> 00:25:01,799
Speaker 2: Well, he's probably a super a recognizer. Is that's a

519
00:25:01,839 --> 00:25:03,759
category of person. I have a touch of that where

520
00:25:03,799 --> 00:25:05,839
I can remember most of the faces I've seen, And

521
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,920
when you can remember most of the faces you've seen.

522
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,599
Everybody you've seen looks like somebody else, and you're always

523
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,400
drawn because it was a curse from Gotti.

524
00:25:13,519 --> 00:25:17,279
Speaker 3: But he gets into this thing with like, I wonder

525
00:25:17,279 --> 00:25:22,599
if this guy thinks Sebastian Mascalco is Gotti because Sebastian

526
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:26,039
looks young Gotti right now he does. Now the problem

527
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,200
that this guy doesn't understand, Okay, and we'll get into.

528
00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 2: A house a lot. He doesn't. How ridiculous it is.

529
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,759
Speaker 3: The thing that I the guy who drives a mid

530
00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:44,079
Subishi is the inventor of freemasonry. Okay, these these people,

531
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,039
dude that.

532
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,319
Speaker 2: I'm gonna ask for a raise. Francis Bacon, how much

533
00:25:47,319 --> 00:25:50,319
money have you got? Gold? Square away? Almost have gold everywhere?

534
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:54,759
Speaker 3: Really, so, so what this guy doesn't understand is that

535
00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:58,920
the power people in particular, like casting directors in la

536
00:25:59,079 --> 00:25:59,839
are lazy.

537
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,319
Speaker 4: They're lazy. They're not the smartest people in the world,

538
00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:04,160
and they.

539
00:26:04,319 --> 00:26:05,759
Speaker 2: Just book.

540
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 3: Stereotypes. That's why they always work stereotypes.

541
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 2: You see it. I've seen casting sheets before where they're like,

542
00:26:13,519 --> 00:26:15,880
we need a blank type and it'll be some other

543
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,079
actors name. We need a blank type, like a Jonah

544
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:22,359
Hillton one hundred percent. That's what this guy doesn't understand.

545
00:26:22,599 --> 00:26:26,079
Speaker 3: That's why these people all look alike, because they basically

546
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:29,799
are casting, because they look like people people are familiar

547
00:26:29,839 --> 00:26:33,319
with and like. Because people are so dumb. We live

548
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:36,880
in a in a mass singer reality right now, Okay,

549
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:41,079
a mass singer reality. And it's like they don't like thinking,

550
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:44,960
so they just plug in place sassy black. Every time

551
00:26:45,039 --> 00:26:48,839
a black street's there, it's sassy black. Sometimes overweight, sometimes

552
00:26:48,839 --> 00:26:51,160
it's underway, but it's all sassy black.

553
00:26:51,759 --> 00:26:55,599
Speaker 2: It's just the way it is. Mexican fucking leafblower guy.

554
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 9: No.

555
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:58,319
Speaker 2: And also there's some advantage to it. It's not just

556
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,519
totally laziness. No's I'm invanted because that cuts right to

557
00:27:01,559 --> 00:27:03,440
the end. You don't have to you don't need a

558
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,359
lot of Yeah, you don't need a lot of exposition

559
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,160
to know like this is exactly.

560
00:27:06,839 --> 00:27:11,039
Speaker 3: When Fluffy walks on stage. Granted, he's humongous, like in

561
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:15,720
terms of his career, right like, they know who he is.

562
00:27:15,799 --> 00:27:18,400
He's got Hawaiian shirt on shorts. He's super funny.

563
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 2: It's a cheat coach. When I walk up, I have

564
00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:23,279
dark energy, dude. People have no clue what's going on.

565
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:27,119
Speaker 3: It's why it's shitty for comedy, great for walking alone

566
00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:27,519
at night.

567
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Speaker 2: You have to work every every new room where it's

568
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Speaker 3: So anyways, keep going, dude, this guy's so great and

593
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,960
I don't hate him, and I.

594
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,519
Speaker 2: Don't hate him, no, of course, don he's.

595
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 3: Look at this. This guy looks like this guy. So

596
00:29:06,759 --> 00:29:07,480
who is this guy?

597
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:11,759
Speaker 2: I hope he gets hurt versus MIDIV medieval painting? Who's

598
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:13,319
the guy in the medieval painting?

599
00:29:13,799 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 3: It's like the notion that some people don't look It's

600
00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:19,279
like those two famous pictures, right they look at They

601
00:29:19,319 --> 00:29:22,640
had the same names, they looked exactly like, and they

602
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:25,680
both are pictures and they all the ship and they

603
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,599
totally different.

604
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:30,759
Speaker 2: People. Keep going, this guy is the best. I invite

605
00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:32,480
him on the shows, Like I'm going to walk into

606
00:29:32,519 --> 00:29:35,279
a trap. I'm like a trap. You know, now you're

607
00:29:35,319 --> 00:29:39,240
saying that hell, hell yeah, it's just like, what are

608
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,440
you talking about? And by the way, none of this

609
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,319
is his research.

610
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 3: These these are all been put on before, like these

611
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:47,440
are like well known.

612
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:48,519
Speaker 2: He just kind of picks them up.

613
00:29:48,599 --> 00:29:51,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's just like I discovered it. It's like

614
00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:53,720
you didn't discover that. Other crazy people put this out.

615
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 5: Go on.

616
00:29:56,279 --> 00:29:56,519
Speaker 2: Mental.

617
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: Let me listen to just a little more of this.

618
00:30:00,079 --> 00:30:04,000
Speaker 7: They mentioned, and that's where I'm coming back to reincarnation

619
00:30:04,079 --> 00:30:09,680
and incarnation. A reincarnation you die, and so people believe

620
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,160
in reincarnation. People don't people do?

621
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:17,079
Speaker 3: Can we just say something about what makes this so funny?

622
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,839
Can you look up the guest name again? I forget

623
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,160
his name. It was a guy I wanted to go.

624
00:30:22,079 --> 00:30:25,119
Speaker 2: To and it was just okay, five O one, it's

625
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:28,400
on the screen earlier. I just saw it like he

626
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,000
wants the hiking guy. Yeah, you want to go Ryan, Ryan,

627
00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:34,119
Ryan Zim, Ryan Zim.

628
00:30:34,359 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 4: We loved Ryan Zim.

629
00:30:35,519 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, just so you know, super flat.

630
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 3: Earther guy that Ryan Zim believes two things. The Earth

631
00:30:42,839 --> 00:30:48,079
is round and dinosaurs existed, Okay, which I guarantee you

632
00:30:48,519 --> 00:30:52,279
if he listened to the whole episode, he would say

633
00:30:52,319 --> 00:30:53,480
this guy's crazy, right.

634
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm not sure he was a round earther.

635
00:30:55,519 --> 00:30:59,599
He just wasn't. He's not a flat earther he stated that, Yeah,

636
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,400
but I think he had like a like it's like

637
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:04,680
hollow or some hollow threw but he's not a flat ear.

638
00:31:04,839 --> 00:31:06,920
Well here's the thing too, that you're not. You don't

639
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,759
understand the flurf guy major undervite Sam, you get you.

640
00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:13,839
He had no idea what this guy was gonna talk

641
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,720
about until he came on. Sam does no research. We

642
00:31:16,759 --> 00:31:18,960
get a little packet in our emails.

643
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,559
Speaker 4: Mark the booker sends it to us.

644
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,039
Speaker 2: Sham. When you if you've watched him forwhatt and you

645
00:31:24,039 --> 00:31:26,920
see him on his phone, I say, maybe don't do this.

646
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,119
I've told you that a few times on his phone

647
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,839
as the guest is being brought. That's him reading that

648
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,240
thing right as this show say so try.

649
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,799
Speaker 3: What I'm trying to do is dictate how many of

650
00:31:36,799 --> 00:31:39,480
these talking points arena has this guy burnt through?

651
00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 2: How long do we have to go? So there's no

652
00:31:42,519 --> 00:31:45,000
you have some like grand theory that we're planning every

653
00:31:45,039 --> 00:31:47,039
detail of this, we're gonna make it. We are just

654
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:52,079
running and gunning seat of our pants. It's so hilarious.

655
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,759
Speaker 7: Come back into a baby's body and you free incarnated.

656
00:31:57,039 --> 00:32:02,880
You really don't have much knowledge of your past life and.

657
00:32:03,359 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 3: Real quick, Johnny, by the way, yeah that is American?

658
00:32:09,759 --> 00:32:11,279
Speaker 2: Yeah?

659
00:32:11,559 --> 00:32:14,559
Speaker 3: Is he jy Leno? Are they the same? Have we

660
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,119
ever seen him in his chin? It with Jay Leno's chin?

661
00:32:17,839 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 2: Dude.

662
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,359
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, Johnny, According to this guy, I'm

663
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,559
Francis Bacon. Okay, but I'm gonna let this guy I've

664
00:32:25,599 --> 00:32:29,559
never met on come on my show and expose me

665
00:32:29,839 --> 00:32:33,680
to excellent point, Like why would I do that?

666
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 2: See, I'm just wondering here. I'm just look at this.

667
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,200
Have you ever seen that guy in the same Look

668
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,440
at the fittest flurffer Flurfer. I just don't know. Is

669
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:46,000
that the same thing that looks like this? Look at

670
00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:47,640
that chi really suspicious.

671
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, that looks like j Leno.

672
00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 3: Maybe when jay Leno got in that crash, he jumped

673
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:55,160
out of that body into this guy in Atlanta who

674
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,559
thinks meat is bacon.

675
00:32:56,759 --> 00:32:59,279
Speaker 2: Or maybe he's wearing a jay Leno mask, and maybe

676
00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:02,480
he's wearing the ask never ages and he never ages.

677
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 3: Maybe the flat earth are the reason you're so flat

678
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:06,720
as you drink adrena crome?

679
00:33:06,839 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 4: Have you ever thought about that?

680
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,039
Speaker 2: John so hit some more. Let's listen to it, because

681
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,079
this lock.

682
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,319
Speaker 7: That through meditation or some people are just kind of

683
00:33:14,319 --> 00:33:20,079
born with that gift. There's certainly accounts of people having

684
00:33:20,359 --> 00:33:24,200
flashbacks and whatnot from previous lives, but but normally you

685
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,440
just wouldn't be able to remember your previous life.

686
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,279
Speaker 3: So an incarnation, I don't like he's acting like, gotcha,

687
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,160
look at this.

688
00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 2: Yeah he does this thing. Yeah that that gotcha?

689
00:33:33,519 --> 00:33:37,640
Speaker 10: And he's like, yes, So Francis Bacon, fast forward through

690
00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:44,079
us back he supposedly died, but there's you know, there

691
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,000
really due and.

692
00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 2: He's not the only guy to come on and talk

693
00:33:48,519 --> 00:33:52,519
about this. Dude, go on, just jump just jump down

694
00:33:52,559 --> 00:33:55,759
to the nose, down to the Oh wait, he put

695
00:33:55,799 --> 00:34:00,119
your DMS on. Yeah you think I am? Okay on

696
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,799
the show and explain this to me. So he's showing

697
00:34:02,839 --> 00:34:06,200
your d M. Yeah yeah, he's saying you said you

698
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,639
think I am Francis Bacon. Okay, come on the show

699
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:11,880
and explain this, which would have been hilarious.

700
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 3: It's still the still open, but days like I'm gonna

701
00:34:16,039 --> 00:34:19,719
be walking into a dead I think about that, I'm

702
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:20,840
gonna I'm gonna walk.

703
00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:22,039
Speaker 2: Into a trap.

704
00:34:22,599 --> 00:34:26,039
Speaker 3: Like what you're saying is your ideas can't hold up,

705
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:27,199
So you're gonna have.

706
00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 2: To be the lightest scrutiny because we're not the kind

707
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,159
of show where go down a little bit. Dude, it's

708
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:36,480
so fucking funny podcast and explain this. No, he said

709
00:34:36,519 --> 00:34:39,679
there would if there would be no restrictions, But dude, what, Yeah,

710
00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:41,760
we've had some of the craziest ship on the show.

711
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:43,519
I mean, I don't know if it's the only.

712
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,159
Speaker 3: Thing I don't like on the show is when you

713
00:34:45,159 --> 00:34:46,239
shop on people I love.

714
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,199
Speaker 4: That's it. That's literally it.

715
00:34:49,119 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 3: You don't talk about my kids and you don't shop

716
00:34:51,519 --> 00:34:52,280
on people I love.

717
00:34:52,599 --> 00:34:55,320
Speaker 2: You can say anything you fucking want. Wait, is that

718
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,559
is that? Adam? Yeah? Now you should tell me somebody's.

719
00:34:59,519 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: Li smell a trap either kind of make me look ridiculously.

720
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,320
Speaker 2: You're doing that, bro, you're doing.

721
00:35:07,119 --> 00:35:11,360
Speaker 1: This to just call me a shill because I went

722
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,119
on his podcast and I pretty much said to anyone

723
00:35:14,119 --> 00:35:15,840
that goes on his podcast.

724
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,599
Speaker 2: Now that's it right there. Yeah, there you go.

725
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,000
Speaker 1: What should I do?

726
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,079
Speaker 2: You played yourself?

727
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 1: I need some help on this one. Give me your

728
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,400
thoughts in the comments, and.

729
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,079
Speaker 2: Of course I don't, and I question.

730
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,719
Speaker 3: Whether I'm I'm picking on a slow person.

731
00:35:31,559 --> 00:35:33,639
Speaker 2: That well, I had to. I was about to ask you,

732
00:35:33,679 --> 00:35:37,280
do you think, okay, respect his grift. He's just you know,

733
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:38,039
he's just doing.

734
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 3: He's doing this thing that the misfit Patriot does on Twitter,

735
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:46,679
which is just hate hate, just getting hate clicks, like because.

736
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 2: Do you think he's knowingly doing that though? Or is

737
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:53,599
this mental illness? I don't know if it is this

738
00:35:53,679 --> 00:35:55,400
concern holding are we concern holding him?

739
00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:58,559
Speaker 3: What is very interesting is I bet you got a

740
00:35:58,679 --> 00:36:03,159
lot of traction on the video right maybe possibly?

741
00:36:03,519 --> 00:36:05,119
Speaker 4: And he's like, I'll just do this again.

742
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:11,599
Speaker 3: Guys, you really have to ask yourself, what what am?

743
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,679
If I'm Francis Bacon? What do I have? If I

744
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,440
created Facebook? What do I have?

745
00:36:19,519 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 2: Bacon created Facebook?

746
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:25,239
Speaker 3: I mean created masks. If I'm Francis Bacon and I

747
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:30,320
created the Freemasons, what do I have?

748
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 2: What do I have? I mean, dude, what do I mean? Like, Dude,

749
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,639
I get no shit in your house. You should just

750
00:36:37,679 --> 00:36:40,559
let him come to your house. It's just ridiculous. Dude.

751
00:36:40,559 --> 00:36:41,920
I drive a midst of beige.

752
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 3: I get twelve to fifteen spot to comedy store.

753
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,239
Speaker 2: It's just wrecked. You have to Okay, this might get

754
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,920
to the heart of it. You have to ask yourself.

755
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:55,559
Would Francis Bacon be dumb enough to have spent an

756
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:58,480
entire life as an addict and then think he could

757
00:36:58,519 --> 00:37:02,679
start doing nicotine once a day zen's without becoming addicted?

758
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,519
Speaker 3: Dude, if I was ahead of the Freemasons, would I

759
00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:08,320
make one call the Facebook be like, hey, bitch, and

760
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:09,559
I have to I have.

761
00:37:09,599 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 2: To pay three grand to get my Instagram back.

762
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,199
Speaker 3: I have to pay a lawyer right now to go

763
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:16,239
at their Instagram.

764
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:20,559
Speaker 2: Called you buddies to unshadow bam me, Dude, called you buddies.

765
00:37:20,559 --> 00:37:24,719
That must be nice, ridiculous. The power leads get guy.

766
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,079
Speaker 3: I look at comics that nobody's even heard of a million

767
00:37:27,159 --> 00:37:28,320
views on their videos.

768
00:37:28,559 --> 00:37:31,199
Speaker 2: I get none. I got one post.

769
00:37:31,079 --> 00:37:35,079
Speaker 3: In the entire time that I have had that I

770
00:37:35,199 --> 00:37:39,280
have had Instagram, I just had one post go to

771
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,599
one point five and it was a meme with Burton

772
00:37:41,679 --> 00:37:45,039
Ernie and it was Bert, which one's the which one

773
00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:46,320
is the roundhead?

774
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 2: Which ones?

775
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 4: Well, whichever one's the roundhead?

776
00:37:49,079 --> 00:37:49,280
Speaker 8: Right?

777
00:37:49,679 --> 00:37:53,440
Speaker 3: He's like, why isn't China concerned about global warming. And

778
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:57,239
then the other guy goes because they're already a communist country, right,

779
00:37:57,679 --> 00:38:00,039
and he got one point five. I have post I

780
00:38:00,079 --> 00:38:04,320
said so much on Instagram. I barely get over a

781
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,480
on a stand up clip. I'm lucky to get ten thousand.

782
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,760
Maybe I'll get twenty thousand if it's a knocko out

783
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:10,320
the park.

784
00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:13,960
Speaker 2: People getting millions of views on stand up clips. On

785
00:38:14,079 --> 00:38:18,800
stand up clips, I need nothing. Where what do I got? Dude?

786
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,760
I don't think you gotta. I think you have to

787
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,159
have a publicist and like an organization behind you, like

788
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:25,159
by like influence and stuff.

789
00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, but some of these people aren't aren't don't have

790
00:38:27,599 --> 00:38:30,000
any of that. It's but it's just like I don't

791
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,800
have nothing. I have a midst of beishe you think

792
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,960
I'm Francis Bacon? I have some kind of power, Like

793
00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:40,800
I had a TV show. It's non union, that's it.

794
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,840
What are we talking about. I've never been on a

795
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:48,400
vacation in my life because I'm working all the time.

796
00:38:48,519 --> 00:38:50,880
Speaker 2: Oh so do you think Francis Bacon would host the

797
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:55,079
Naughty Show? Really? That's why this would The most sophisticated

798
00:38:55,159 --> 00:38:57,199
guy in history is gonna host the Naughty Show.

799
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:00,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, like Francis Bacon's gonna do Ah talking about the

800
00:39:00,679 --> 00:39:03,920
Colly Show with adult film starts like buttles all the time,

801
00:39:04,159 --> 00:39:05,639
Like what are we talking about?

802
00:39:06,039 --> 00:39:06,679
Speaker 2: It's crazy?

803
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 3: Dude, would Francis Bacon play a gay bar in Jacksonville?

804
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what are we talking about?

805
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:17,480
Speaker 3: I've been excommunicating from La, Like where's my power?

806
00:39:19,119 --> 00:39:21,800
Speaker 2: Like, dude, what are you talking about? That's more like

807
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,719
vlad the I Paler stuff? So what the kind of

808
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:24,320
maybe here is?

809
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 3: Oh, Johnny, don't you look up Vaildi and po do

810
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,079
we have the same nose and hit?

811
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: Look it up that the one you.

812
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 3: Might be on the sea of him is look up

813
00:39:32,519 --> 00:39:38,960
Vailedi and Paler which get his get his little flat nipples.

814
00:39:39,199 --> 00:39:42,079
Speaker 2: I'm worried, Johnny. Look, I am worried, Johnny, you might

815
00:39:42,119 --> 00:39:46,920
be onto something. Oh look at his nose. I am worried.

816
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:49,400
Look at his nose, Johnny. This is the second show

817
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,639
he's been mentioned then, and we bring up Laddi and Paler.

818
00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:57,639
Oh my god, and look at the circles under our eyes, Johnny. Right, dude,

819
00:39:57,679 --> 00:40:00,440
if my kid, if my great great great great great

820
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,039
great great great great crank.

821
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:07,039
Speaker 3: Child was Uh, Prince King Charles, wouldn't I pull some strings?

822
00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 2: Also? Uh Sam Tripley, big shot. Francis Bacon just hit

823
00:40:12,519 --> 00:40:14,000
one hundred and fifty thousand.

824
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,039
Speaker 3: Johnny, thank you against all against finally war.

825
00:40:17,119 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 2: One hundred and fifty a year to get from like

826
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,880
one forty nine to one fifty year.

827
00:40:22,079 --> 00:40:27,000
Speaker 3: Dude, do you think dude, wouldn't Francis Bacon get his

828
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:30,320
plaque from YouTube saying you hit one hundred thousand?

829
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,519
Speaker 2: Dude, I will say the thing they keep saying that

830
00:40:32,679 --> 00:40:35,599
something about identity verification. Maybe that's the issue because they

831
00:40:35,639 --> 00:40:36,719
know you're Francis Bacon.

832
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,159
Speaker 3: Would I if I was Francis Bacon, would I need

833
00:40:39,199 --> 00:40:42,800
to verify my identify identification? Or would I be I'm

834
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,639
Francis Bacon, bitch, Give me my plaque, Give me a

835
00:40:46,679 --> 00:40:49,119
plaque every time I get a thousand new subscribers.

836
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 2: I still don't understand how you got the Francis Bacon

837
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:55,639
till there's something. Yeah, I don't either, dude, what did

838
00:40:55,679 --> 00:40:57,679
that have to do? I don't even know. It's got

839
00:40:57,679 --> 00:40:59,840
these like weird like circles on it, and shit, I.

840
00:41:00,079 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 3: He's just circling stuff and like because Hallal sounds like

841
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,920
ballall I guess, is that.

842
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:15,360
Speaker 2: What he's saying? I mean, look, triple meat? Oh is that?

843
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,519
But he's not here.

844
00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,559
Speaker 4: I don't even know what he's circling.

845
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:24,920
Speaker 3: And then and then does is he circling the the

846
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,480
red because it looks like I don't what is it?

847
00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 2: I can't say, yeah, I don't know what's happening there Triply.

848
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,400
And then he's got like hellal Oh no, he circled

849
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,480
Helal every time? I guess, right, No, well he didn't

850
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,119
do it very yeah, I mean he's not working with mine.

851
00:41:40,159 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 4: Picasso did a better job of a painting in the lines.

852
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 2: Then and then and then you've seen his flat earth.

853
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,800
You've seen that chin. What does he miss? His fingers

854
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:49,599
look like you know, he's just got big fat things.

855
00:41:49,639 --> 00:41:53,239
Speaker 3: But it's he basically found a meat place called Triply

856
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,840
in Atlanta.

857
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,639
Speaker 2: Triplely Hallal meat. It's like a Muslim meat place.

858
00:41:57,719 --> 00:41:59,760
Speaker 3: So that must mean I mean, so let me ask

859
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:03,559
you something, flat earther. The marine song has triple in it?

860
00:42:03,639 --> 00:42:07,000
Are they my army of darkness?

861
00:42:07,519 --> 00:42:10,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? They can't even they can't eat bacon? Right, who

862
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,280
the Muslims? Yeah? Only bacon?

863
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,159
Speaker 3: I did I don't even know, Like you're asking logical

864
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:21,400
questions about a dude who probably should make fun of Probably.

865
00:42:21,119 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 2: He would have the Koran sticks of the consumption of

866
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,519
pork is not allowed, it's considered. So what are you

867
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:29,800
talking about, dude? I don't it's very I mean, I

868
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,199
I think what we're doing here is we're taking a

869
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:35,760
rational perspective and trying to enforce it on this very

870
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:40,039
irrational mind. But it's so funny. And let's hear his

871
00:42:40,159 --> 00:42:42,679
let's hear his voicemail real quick. Let's here he lets

872
00:42:42,679 --> 00:42:43,079
your voice.

873
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:54,039
Speaker 11: Yeah, Francis, give me something, just something, Just give me

874
00:42:54,079 --> 00:42:54,800
a little something.

875
00:42:55,039 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 2: Give him a little something, Johnny, I can put.

876
00:42:57,559 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: In a voice message that will disappear forever.

877
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 2: What does he want for me?

878
00:43:02,079 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: Just give me something.

879
00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:09,679
Speaker 2: I don't know he wants something. Should admit it?

880
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:10,880
Speaker 4: Go on, Francis.

881
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,800
Speaker 2: Should we tell him? Shold we tell the truth? I mean, dude, Francis,

882
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,519
you think I was Francis back in the day. Let's

883
00:43:16,519 --> 00:43:18,559
tell the truth. You can't even joke about that ship

884
00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:22,400
because let's tell them. Come on, Okay, we feel the truth, Johnny.

885
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:24,719
You want the truth, Johnny, here's the truth.

886
00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 3: I am Sam Tripley, son of Sam Tripley and Becky.

887
00:43:30,039 --> 00:43:33,280
Speaker 2: Okay, I got yes, are you Sam Junior?

888
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:34,039
Speaker 12: No?

889
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 2: I am? I flunk first grade?

890
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 3: Okay, the guy who invented the scientific method flunk first grade?

891
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:44,559
Speaker 6: Like?

892
00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 2: How deep does this syop go? Well, why would you

893
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,360
even be in first grade? You're been why I first grade?

894
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:55,039
Speaker 3: Am I correcting the teachers grammar and first grade?

895
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,119
Speaker 2: But how did you get into a child? You spelt

896
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,679
their t h e I.

897
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:03,119
Speaker 3: R when you should be using the apostole R give

898
00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:08,559
God at principal's office. It's so dumb. Here's the truth,

899
00:44:08,639 --> 00:44:16,760
flat earther. I appreciate your gusto. I do not hate you.

900
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,280
You make me laugh in a time where I find

901
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,840
nobody funny, and I wish you well. Okay, and I

902
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,119
know you love clicks and views and all that stuff.

903
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:31,519
And you just you you're connecting dots.

904
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,440
Speaker 2: That aren't there. Dude, you took a drawing.

905
00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 3: And because he has dark circles under his eyes and

906
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,239
I have dark circles under our eyes, and we both

907
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,679
have a nose, you think we're the same person.

908
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,639
Speaker 2: Go with God, my friend, with God.

909
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,559
Speaker 3: Unbelievable he listened to a guy that doesn't believe in

910
00:44:46,559 --> 00:44:48,280
flat earth and believes in dinosaurs.

911
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:52,519
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.

912
00:44:52,599 --> 00:44:55,079
Speaker 3: All right, Johnny, Johnny, you know, on the ride here,

913
00:44:55,559 --> 00:44:58,000
I almost got in a war with an army draws.

914
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,760
Speaker 4: So I'm driving here and there's like quick cuts.

915
00:45:02,119 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 2: You come across across a lot of trans in your life.

916
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:07,079
Speaker 4: I'll just say that, Well, this area is very trans heavy.

917
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:10,039
Speaker 2: I'll never see any always very trans heavy? Is it

918
00:45:10,039 --> 00:45:12,000
because you cruise for the trans? Is that? Why does

919
00:45:12,039 --> 00:45:13,719
Francis Bacon cruise for trans? It?

920
00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:17,440
Speaker 3: Was Francis Bacon into trans? But I do like staring

921
00:45:17,480 --> 00:45:20,960
at hookers. They make me laugh. Okay, I just say

922
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,880
you are looking. No, I'm not, Johnny, shut up. I

923
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,679
do like I do like it. Other guys, what sendsit?

924
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,679
Speaker 2: Somebody on you about that, like saying that you're like

925
00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:30,880
a tranny chaser or something.

926
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the big thing that's out there. So I'm

927
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:37,880
Francis Bacon, try Changer as of the Apocalypse.

928
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,559
Speaker 2: That's a B movie. I would watch Francis Bacon tranny Chase.

929
00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:43,679
Speaker 3: It if we brought back what we brought back the

930
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:46,239
Founding Fathers and showed them dog part videos and they

931
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,840
were just like, WHA, that's hot.

932
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 2: That's really hot. I think that's what happened. Well, they're

933
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,880
bacon slaves, were you know.

934
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,159
Speaker 3: So anyways, I cut down the street and this fat

935
00:45:59,719 --> 00:46:03,039
mex Can like super queen.

936
00:46:03,119 --> 00:46:04,159
Speaker 2: She's in a bigger body.

937
00:46:04,159 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 3: We don't say, okay, bigger body walks into the mill

938
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,800
Street and then just starts slow walking in front of

939
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,159
me and then starts screaming at me.

940
00:46:13,679 --> 00:46:16,119
Speaker 2: What was she saying? Like, hey man, get I'm I'm

941
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:19,880
I'm across the street, guy, I'm walking here. I'm walking here.

942
00:46:20,559 --> 00:46:23,519
Speaker 4: And I'm like, get the I'm like, rolled down my window.

943
00:46:23,679 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 3: Get the fuck out of way, you fat ass right,

944
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:30,119
get it out of the way. Suddenly, like like the

945
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,960
Army of the Dead, they just rise up and they

946
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,239
start walking towards me. And I'm like, I'm gonna be

947
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:40,800
a gorilla going out one on a hundred guys. I'm

948
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,519
gonna be a gorilla and just have to fuck some

949
00:46:43,599 --> 00:46:46,719
people up. I'm like I'm gonna die.

950
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

951
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 3: So I just hit the gas. He jumped out of

952
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,960
the way, and I ran out of there. I'm like,

953
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:56,199
learn to fight another day. But you know who I

954
00:46:56,239 --> 00:47:01,320
saw what the trail from the video that we walked

955
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,039
a long time ago blonde. Yeah, she's but she looks

956
00:47:04,039 --> 00:47:06,960
really haggard now and she's walking around with a doll.

957
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 2: You could have saved. So I gave her eighty bucks

958
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,119
because I felt bad. I'm like, oh my god, you're.

959
00:47:12,039 --> 00:47:14,800
Speaker 3: Walking around with the dolls before after the blow Joe,

960
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,119
Johnny stopped.

961
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:20,599
Speaker 2: Please, you're you're you're you're feeding the masses. Please. He

962
00:47:20,639 --> 00:47:22,679
felt bad, he felt bad about what he did. When

963
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:24,880
I saw he felt bad about doll.

964
00:47:25,199 --> 00:47:29,119
Speaker 3: I felt so bad. Somebody's been traumatized.

965
00:47:29,159 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 2: I could have saved it. That the first time you

966
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,400
hooked up with it, I told her to put her

967
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:39,639
clothes back on. Oh you made it at least, so

968
00:47:39,639 --> 00:47:43,239
you survived. I survived to be called Francis Bacon.

969
00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:46,639
Speaker 4: Bacon to be a new segment on a show.

970
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 2: We got to get a shirt for that Francis Bacon

971
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:49,159
tranny chaser.

972
00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:53,280
Speaker 4: We have to have something says, what would Francis Bacon.

973
00:47:53,159 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 2: Speaking of I would just your face on it. Uh

974
00:47:57,760 --> 00:48:01,280
oh ai, your face into that his face and so listen,

975
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,480
speaking of T shirts.

976
00:48:02,159 --> 00:48:04,159
Speaker 4: I was Johnny, don't do any of that.

977
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 2: I was walking around. I okay. So Brooklyn Projects down

978
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,480
the street is a shop a skate shop that I

979
00:48:10,519 --> 00:48:12,239
really like. They have a lot of clothes and stuff there.

980
00:48:12,519 --> 00:48:14,599
And I guess they're moving or something. So they had

981
00:48:14,599 --> 00:48:18,039
a deal where a hundred bucks and they'll just put

982
00:48:18,079 --> 00:48:20,159
a bunch of T shirts and sweatshirts and stuff in

983
00:48:20,199 --> 00:48:23,199
a box for you. And and so I got this

984
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:26,239
the other day, wore this around. I thought it was

985
00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:31,440
pretty cool. Hold on, wore this in public? What is it?

986
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,679
It's just Brooklyn Projects, the Backdoor Kings. I was like, okay,

987
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:39,960
cool on a back door, walked around just listen. Okay.

988
00:48:40,039 --> 00:48:42,679
So and then, uh, it got a little hot. So

989
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:44,960
I took my jacket off just walking around at the

990
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000
show we went to the other night. I haven't looked

991
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:54,280
at the back of the shirt. Look at what it's

992
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:58,559
just some chicks ass like she's fully naked, dude, fully naked.

993
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:00,880
You could see how old is this band. It's not

994
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:04,280
a band, it's a brand Brooklyn Project there. They're like

995
00:49:04,639 --> 00:49:08,280
very well established melros Uh Brooklyn like a skate shop.

996
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,840
You didn't look at the back of that. I did

997
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:12,360
not look. I know I did not. You did not

998
00:49:12,599 --> 00:49:14,079
because we were in a hurry getting ready. I just

999
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:16,920
got you got a shirt that said Backdoor Kings and

1000
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,079
you didn't know. They don't show you. I didn't look.

1001
00:49:19,119 --> 00:49:21,440
I just saw the Brooklyn Projects leg put on. They don't.

1002
00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:23,360
It's a blind thing though. They just throw a bunch

1003
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:25,039
of shit in a box like they are. The t

1004
00:49:25,159 --> 00:49:27,440
shirts they had like sitting around. Oh, because they're just

1005
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:28,960
trying to get rid of them. Yeh, because they're moving

1006
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,039
and I guess they don't have as much.

1007
00:49:30,119 --> 00:49:32,119
Speaker 3: Do you think they're moving because they put naked chicks

1008
00:49:32,119 --> 00:49:33,760
on the back of their shirts and don't tell people

1009
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:34,280
about it.

1010
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 2: Dude. The other one I had, I went to the

1011
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:36,639
Ryan Adage.

1012
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:38,159
Speaker 4: That is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

1013
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,559
Speaker 2: They had a collab they did with Big Brother Magazine. Oh,

1014
00:49:41,599 --> 00:49:43,519
I got the shirt on right now. Okay, So I

1015
00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:45,880
went to see Ryan Adams the other night. His older

1016
00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:50,039
brother killed himself and he talks about it extensively during

1017
00:49:50,039 --> 00:49:52,400
the show. Look at the shirt I had to zip

1018
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:57,519
my ship up. It's a guy with a thing that

1019
00:49:57,559 --> 00:50:00,400
says Big Brother on him with a gun point at

1020
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:04,239
hisself his own head. That's the shirt he sells. No,

1021
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:07,400
this is in the Broken Projects. No shirt I got

1022
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,360
from there. That is so and I the show not

1023
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,760
thinking about it, and she said, you just look over

1024
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,119
and she just looked like she saw a ghost and

1025
00:50:15,159 --> 00:50:18,880
Hea zipped that up. I'm like, that was last night, Johnny.

1026
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,440
Why are you wearing such aggressive shirts? Due, I told

1027
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,400
you they came in that thing. I just needed MOREAU

1028
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,079
doesn't mean you know what it is. They wear like

1029
00:50:27,079 --> 00:50:29,400
a box They have a boxy retro style shirt that

1030
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,960
I like. It's just kind of wide and long, and

1031
00:50:32,039 --> 00:50:34,440
I like those bigger shirt. But yeah, they're both. I'm

1032
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,800
gonna have to get I'm gonna get that one next G.

1033
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,559
I think he could wear back Door King right. Oh,

1034
00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:40,199
he would love it. There'll be another stupid name for

1035
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:40,960
another project.

1036
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,760
Speaker 3: And then they sent me, like nobody picks worse names

1037
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,480
for the project than x G.

1038
00:50:46,119 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 2: It's a slipknot. They sent me a slipnot jacket, this

1039
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,239
orange slip nott jacket. I already listened on any Bay.

1040
00:50:53,639 --> 00:50:55,159
I just got it. I mean none of it was

1041
00:50:55,199 --> 00:50:57,760
wearable a couple. I'm gonna be honest with you. That's hilarious,

1042
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,760
isn't that crazy big brother? His big brother kills himself.

1043
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:03,079
It's like a very sentimental, serious part of the.

1044
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 8: Have a thing where I'm just walk throwing a revolver.

1045
00:51:06,599 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, unbelievable.

1046
00:51:08,039 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 3: So, Johnny, I've been trying to get spiritual lately. Right,

1047
00:51:14,159 --> 00:51:17,000
So Johnny, what do cookies do? By the way, what

1048
00:51:17,039 --> 00:51:18,760
do cookies do? On a computer?

1049
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 2: Cookies are or how you tracked? Like they track your

1050
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:24,320
ad they track me? Yeah, they're tracking they're tracking me. Yeah,

1051
00:51:24,519 --> 00:51:25,760
it's crumb like cookie crumbs.

1052
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:27,800
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, and I go, so I go on

1053
00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:31,800
this uh prayer website to find nightly prayers so I

1054
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,280
can prayer to the pray to the God, pray to God.

1055
00:51:34,639 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 2: Okay, my Lord and Savior, yes, Jesus right right.

1056
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,360
Speaker 3: So then I go to this website and they're like, oh,

1057
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,360
do we put cookies?

1058
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 4: Is that cool?

1059
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 3: And first I'm like, yeah, I don't care, and then

1060
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:48,840
I realized that they're gonna know I look at porn.

1061
00:51:50,599 --> 00:51:53,280
Speaker 4: So no, you can't look at my cookies.

1062
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:59,039
Speaker 3: Okay, you cannot look at my cookies Christian prayer website

1063
00:51:59,079 --> 00:52:01,800
and know that I'm looking at a fucking chicks getting railed.

1064
00:52:02,199 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 4: No, you cannot. You cannot.

1065
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 2: They know you need help. They're reaching out to you.

1066
00:52:07,079 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, So so I don't know. Remember the old

1067
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:15,519
pre the old televangelist he died, the most famous one

1068
00:52:15,559 --> 00:52:17,159
that played like Dodger Stadium.

1069
00:52:17,159 --> 00:52:20,760
Speaker 2: He was, Oh yeah, oh Billy Graham. Billy Graham.

1070
00:52:21,039 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 3: Somehow, Billy Graham is on a commercial that was running

1071
00:52:24,559 --> 00:52:25,800
during like a Dodger Gamer.

1072
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 2: I saw this commercial. Yeah, hold on, I think I

1073
00:52:28,039 --> 00:52:31,440
know what you're talking about. It's like an old thing

1074
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:34,079
of him though, right, like he's no, but he's old

1075
00:52:34,159 --> 00:52:34,440
in it.

1076
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:36,119
Speaker 3: Though.

1077
00:52:36,199 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah he did. Yeah, he's been dead alone time, but

1078
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,880
he's in this commercial. Yeah, sure you're talking about Actually,

1079
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,719
hold on, that's it. So it's a Christian ad that's running. Okay,

1080
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:47,800
Oh no, that might be Franklin Graham. Oh so that's Franklin.

1081
00:52:48,599 --> 00:52:49,360
That's okay.

1082
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 12: The United States got hit by terrific storms let fall.

1083
00:52:53,159 --> 00:52:55,199
So many people have been hurt. We all go through

1084
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:58,280
storms in life. It may be a marriage, it may

1085
00:52:58,320 --> 00:53:02,239
be our children, maybe our health cancer. Do you have

1086
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,159
an anchor to hang on to as you go through

1087
00:53:05,199 --> 00:53:08,679
these storms? I do, And that's Jesus Christ. Fifty years ago.

1088
00:53:09,039 --> 00:53:12,079
I gave my life to Jesus Christ. If you've never

1089
00:53:12,159 --> 00:53:15,079
done that, you can do that right now. Just pray

1090
00:53:15,119 --> 00:53:17,360
this prayer with me, Just say God, I'm a sinner.

1091
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:20,039
I'm sorry for my sins. Forgive me.

1092
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 9: I believe that Jesus Christ, I believe your son. He

1093
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,360
died for my sins. You died for my sins, and

1094
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:29,239
that he was buried. But on the third day you

1095
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,360
raised him to life. Invite him to come into my

1096
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:36,800
heart and live. I would like to forward forever. If

1097
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:40,400
you prayed that prayer, call the number that's on the screen.

1098
00:53:40,400 --> 00:53:41,880
If someone would like to pray with you and talk

1099
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,440
to you right now, just call that number that's on

1100
00:53:44,519 --> 00:53:45,639
the screen. God bless you.

1101
00:53:46,679 --> 00:53:51,519
Speaker 2: So I guess one there was another part of that thing. Well,

1102
00:53:51,559 --> 00:53:54,119
it's like they have like about eighty different versions of it,

1103
00:53:54,519 --> 00:53:57,400
but one version is basically like, have you done something

1104
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,519
you're not proud of? Call this number. They got you,

1105
00:54:00,559 --> 00:54:04,800
They got your number. But that's the whole thing with

1106
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,760
like are you looking at dog fart videos right now?

1107
00:54:08,519 --> 00:54:10,119
Are you looking at dog fart videos?

1108
00:54:10,199 --> 00:54:13,320
Speaker 3: But that's kind of along the lines Johnny of what

1109
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:17,199
they've always said Confessional was about was almost finding blackmail

1110
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,039
stuff on people. So you're calling up to this number

1111
00:54:20,079 --> 00:54:22,760
and I'm not saying it is, but you're going up

1112
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,679
to this number and admitting your sins.

1113
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:27,599
Speaker 2: On a we will be recording this telephone for quality

1114
00:54:28,079 --> 00:54:32,280
the assurance, quality assurance. You're like, hey man, you okay,

1115
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:36,360
you've been sinning? Tell me about it? What is here

1116
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:41,039
in the background? Tell me more what and than she

1117
00:54:41,119 --> 00:54:46,039
did what? Now the question is, did you enjoy sinning?

1118
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,679
Was always so good at that? It's hard? I'm enough

1119
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:53,039
cheek fat, very weird, very weird.

1120
00:54:53,599 --> 00:54:56,159
Speaker 3: Did we ever talk about punch shrunk on here and

1121
00:54:56,199 --> 00:54:57,719
what people think about punch shrunk?

1122
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 2: I I don't know what you mean by that. Did

1123
00:55:02,039 --> 00:55:05,639
we ever talk about the rumor going around the internet. Yes,

1124
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:08,480
yeah we did. Yeah, that's the list.

1125
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 3: Of things everybody thinks I am. They think I'm Francis

1126
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:15,840
Ford Bacon. They think I'm I'm Francis Bacon. They think

1127
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:19,800
I'm the the priests of the apocalypse who breezes fire,

1128
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,800
and now they think I'm one of the dancing Israelis.

1129
00:55:23,039 --> 00:55:27,199
Speaker 2: Ari looks the most like the yeah, I mean, you put.

1130
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:29,800
Speaker 3: One Jew on your show and then suddenly you're a Masad.

1131
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:32,599
Speaker 2: Have you noticed that there is this thing that people

1132
00:55:32,599 --> 00:55:35,519
push back on the dancing Israelis thing by saying that

1133
00:55:35,599 --> 00:55:38,679
it's a myth because they're technically not dancing in any

1134
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:41,639
of the pictures that we know is the dumbest thing.

1135
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 3: Argument I've ever heard student people that show me where

1136
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,119
they were dancing.

1137
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:50,280
Speaker 2: Right, okay, okay, they weren't dancing, they were doing I mean,

1138
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:56,000
it's so dumb, so stupid. Really pisses me off, Like

1139
00:55:56,159 --> 00:55:58,719
be honest at least, what are you eating? What is that?

1140
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:01,199
I have water? You're eating something?

1141
00:56:01,599 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 4: Orands?

1142
00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 2: Almon? You want some here? No job, no, no, no,

1143
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,599
I don't want to eat.

1144
00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:10,280
Speaker 1: Face.

1145
00:56:10,599 --> 00:56:14,320
Speaker 2: Yeah that's nagar flavored. Oh I would just regularsaulted, don't

1146
00:56:15,159 --> 00:56:17,519
it may it may be too thirsty. I'm trying to

1147
00:56:17,519 --> 00:56:19,559
I'm trying to be a professional, Johnny.

1148
00:56:19,559 --> 00:56:20,639
Speaker 4: Okay, we got half an hour.

1149
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,639
Speaker 2: Du all right, let's rip through that. We have had

1150
00:56:22,679 --> 00:56:26,239
a week, boy, we have had a week. This ba,

1151
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:38,320
we have a week. This is from newsweek. White House

1152
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:42,199
says it has tech that can quote manipulate time and space.

1153
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,519
Speaker 3: Well let's just assume that's real, right, Yes, let's just

1154
00:56:46,599 --> 00:56:48,719
say that you can manipulate time space.

1155
00:56:49,679 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 2: Bacon.

1156
00:56:50,400 --> 00:56:53,039
Speaker 4: I am Francis Bacon. I'm from another time.

1157
00:56:53,159 --> 00:56:56,519
Speaker 2: You would not actually I would know a comment by

1158
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,119
you see when the last time that the count what

1159
00:57:00,239 --> 00:57:02,719
was the count that they called him count Sazer Maine. Yeah.

1160
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:11,760
When did he die? H February twenty seven, seventeen eighty four. No,

1161
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:14,079
but there's been a lot of counts. Well, you asked

1162
00:57:14,079 --> 00:57:18,440
the original guy. I mean there's one on film. One

1163
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,280
on film. Oh you mean that? Yeah, but that's a

1164
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,679
he's got a different name. I don't know what to

1165
00:57:21,719 --> 00:57:24,119
look up for. It's not like a mainstream thing, I can.

1166
00:57:25,639 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 3: Okay, why would the guy that's Francis Bacon get cut

1167
00:57:28,519 --> 00:57:30,159
from his eighth grade basketball team?

1168
00:57:30,239 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 2: You didn't even know your own name is second ago

1169
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,000
You said Francis Ford. Bacon's Ford Copola over? Yeah, yeah,

1170
00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:39,519
that's Bacon over. It didn't e get his own name right,

1171
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:43,920
So ridiculous. A comment by White House Science Advisor Michael

1172
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:48,559
Kratzios has gone viral in a after a speech in

1173
00:57:48,599 --> 00:57:52,400
which he claimed US technology can quote manipulate time and space,

1174
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:58,599
prompting online speculation. The viral interpretation of Kratzios's comment reflects

1175
00:57:58,679 --> 00:58:02,039
the growing impact of social media and framing understanding of

1176
00:58:02,079 --> 00:58:06,920
government messaging. Yes, let's see, our technologies permit us to

1177
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:11,840
manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things

1178
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:16,360
to grow and improve productivity, he said during prepared remarks

1179
00:58:16,559 --> 00:58:21,920
on the official White House website. Now there, now there

1180
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:26,320
are some suggesting like he's speaking metaphorically here, but what else,

1181
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,199
I mean, what else could that? That's pretty obvious? What

1182
00:58:28,239 --> 00:58:29,079
that he's talking about?

1183
00:58:29,119 --> 00:58:31,559
Speaker 3: When they go back, let's say everything is what they

1184
00:58:31,559 --> 00:58:33,400
think it is, when they go back and stop nine

1185
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:33,880
to eleven.

1186
00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:36,800
Speaker 2: Well, I you know, I mentioned it last week, like

1187
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:38,320
there's some idea that.

1188
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 4: When they stop the assassination of JFK.

1189
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,719
Speaker 2: Well, there are a couple there are a couple of things. Okay,

1190
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:46,280
wouldn't they stop Hiller from doing math and being Again?

1191
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,880
Some people say you can't time travel before time travel

1192
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:50,559
is invented because there has to be a time travel

1193
00:58:50,599 --> 00:58:53,039
machine to travel back to is the idea? Oh you

1194
00:58:53,119 --> 00:58:54,880
got it, like a door to walk through. By the way,

1195
00:58:54,880 --> 00:58:57,719
if you want to watch a Doctor Who Okay, oh,

1196
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:01,039
what is that? Indie? There's one of the best movies

1197
00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:05,159
on time travel. Is this really small independent film about

1198
00:59:05,199 --> 00:59:08,719
time travel that I'm trying to remember. Primer is the name.

1199
00:59:09,239 --> 00:59:11,639
It is one of You have to watch. It will

1200
00:59:11,679 --> 00:59:16,000
fuck with your head so hard. Okay, it's written, it's

1201
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:18,800
written and directed and started by this guy called Shane Carus,

1202
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,239
who's kind of a genius. This movie is so good, dude,

1203
00:59:22,519 --> 00:59:26,880
So did you see this? Uh Pope Leo? Uh that

1204
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:30,840
just sounds too informal, doesn't Leo Leo's.

1205
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like all the chicks that bang Leonoid.

1206
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:36,840
Hey you want to suck on Pope Leo.

1207
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 2: By the way, check out the Sam Tripley has Pope

1208
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:40,920
t shirt. It's on bs merch dot com. Let's see.

1209
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,480
It's one of our best sellers. Let's see it. Yeah,

1210
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,159
we were in ahead of our time. We've been selling game,

1211
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:51,039
we've been selling when you're Francis Bacon. Look at that.

1212
00:59:51,679 --> 00:59:54,320
Look out ahead of our time. We were look at that.

1213
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,559
There's Sam Tripley. I could do that a much better

1214
00:59:56,559 --> 00:59:59,199
photo shop today. By the way, Oh damn, maybe you

1215
00:59:59,199 --> 01:00:01,920
should make a new one. Yeah, perhaps, Okay. So his

1216
01:00:02,039 --> 01:00:07,400
brother is doing an interview with AP Yeah have you

1217
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:09,880
seen this video? It's just it's just a little window

1218
01:00:09,960 --> 01:00:12,280
into how like he must be a real guy who

1219
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:15,079
talks to his brother normally because his brother's doing He's

1220
01:00:15,119 --> 01:00:17,239
got two brothers and they both seem like pretty chill.

1221
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,719
Dude's frankly, but they said The brothers talk about how

1222
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:22,840
Pope Leo when he was a kid, they would be

1223
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,280
playing with guns and bows and arrows and shit, and

1224
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:27,119
he would take the ironing board out and cover it

1225
01:00:27,159 --> 01:00:29,280
in a cloth and make them come do like uh

1226
01:00:29,679 --> 01:00:31,920
do their prayers and stuff and pretend he was the priest,

1227
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,480
like blessing them. Yeah, he's just always wanted to be

1228
01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:35,400
a pret It's kind of.

1229
01:00:35,400 --> 01:00:38,599
Speaker 3: Like kid actors like they like, you know, like Daniel

1230
01:00:38,679 --> 01:00:42,039
Tosh when he was like super young, was on like

1231
01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:45,280
some morning news show really and then now he's like

1232
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,079
this giant comics crazy they get a running start.

1233
01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:51,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so crazy. Hey, I've been in comedy thirty years.

1234
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,599
If I was Franz Spacon, would I more to show

1235
01:00:54,679 --> 01:00:57,400
for when you have your own damn TV show? Would

1236
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:01,119
I have a Netflix special? U asshole? At least something

1237
01:01:01,159 --> 01:01:04,800
on Hulu? My god? Yeah, to b to be.

1238
01:01:05,039 --> 01:01:07,679
Speaker 3: Could at least get my special played at the gas station?

1239
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,920
And that gas station my favorite part crackle Can you

1240
01:01:10,960 --> 01:01:14,119
get something that crackled? My favorite part of gas station

1241
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:18,119
entertainment is as soon as you put the thing up,

1242
01:01:18,199 --> 01:01:19,000
they shut down.

1243
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:22,079
Speaker 2: The entertainment, like no, no mar money out of you.

1244
01:01:22,159 --> 01:01:22,719
You want bar.

1245
01:01:23,159 --> 01:01:25,239
Speaker 3: You better go buy more gas if you want some

1246
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:26,760
of this sweet sweet.

1247
01:01:26,519 --> 01:01:29,199
Speaker 2: Enterta, if you want the Sunday weather, you better What

1248
01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:29,880
if you went.

1249
01:01:29,719 --> 01:01:32,199
Speaker 3: In pump gas and suddenly it was like black Mirror

1250
01:01:32,320 --> 01:01:33,719
was playing and it was just so.

1251
01:01:33,800 --> 01:01:35,239
Speaker 2: Weird because you just really got involved.

1252
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:38,119
Speaker 3: You don't pay attention to your gas is overflowing because

1253
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:39,559
content is so good.

1254
01:01:39,599 --> 01:01:41,239
Speaker 2: It's totally engrossing.

1255
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:43,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, someone starts putting dog park videos in there.

1256
01:01:44,239 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 2: They're like our gas more gas. You've ever brought up

1257
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:50,639
dog part in whatevers and that's saying something because we

1258
01:01:50,679 --> 01:01:52,800
love talking about dog fart. We love dog as much

1259
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,719
as as much as it's crippling me more so. This

1260
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,800
French AP reporter was in there.

1261
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:02,039
Speaker 13: With story breaking news of the first American pope to

1262
01:02:02,119 --> 01:02:04,800
ever be elected in the history of the.

1263
01:02:04,639 --> 01:02:09,199
Speaker 2: Other skuy Op ed Lami was with his brother when

1264
01:02:09,239 --> 01:02:12,880
he realizes that he's getting a call from the pope

1265
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,440
on his iPad. It've begun.

1266
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:19,039
Speaker 13: The phone was ringing NonStop during the entire interview, but

1267
01:02:19,159 --> 01:02:21,719
there was a particular phone call that was coming from

1268
01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:24,400
a tablet in the basement, and.

1269
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:26,719
Speaker 2: John told me this is right after it happened.

1270
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:29,559
Speaker 13: It might be the Pope. He did stop the interview

1271
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,320
and go to the basement. He realized he had a

1272
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:35,400
few miscalls from his brother, who is now the pope.

1273
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:38,360
He called back and I was able to witness that

1274
01:02:38,719 --> 01:02:40,280
historic moment of the pope.

1275
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 2: He gives me his brother. No, now what listen to

1276
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,840
what the Pope's It's so funny the way he talks

1277
01:02:45,840 --> 01:02:46,320
to his brother.

1278
01:02:46,719 --> 01:02:55,800
Speaker 14: For two hours already. Answer well, first, he needs to

1279
01:02:55,800 --> 01:03:00,280
know you're on the air right now. This is been

1280
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:03,280
going on since eleven o'clock this morning. This is the

1281
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:04,480
first time I'm hearing that.

1282
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:06,599
Speaker 2: This thing ring Pope is pissed.

1283
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 14: And we are being filmed and recorded.

1284
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:15,079
Speaker 2: Hang up right now, right this very minute. We don't

1285
01:03:15,079 --> 01:03:17,480
want to revenge. So what he says later in a

1286
01:03:17,519 --> 01:03:19,960
different this AP reporter makes it sound like he didn't

1287
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:22,079
reveal it, But really the Pope just hangs up, right.

1288
01:03:22,079 --> 01:03:24,039
There's what the brother says later. He's like, he couldn't

1289
01:03:24,079 --> 01:03:26,480
he couldn't stand it having up. But isn't that why

1290
01:03:26,519 --> 01:03:29,440
don't you answer your phone? Yeah, you're like, bro, I

1291
01:03:29,519 --> 01:03:32,039
made pope, you know it's up. Why aren't you buy

1292
01:03:32,039 --> 01:03:34,960
the phone? That's like a kid getting drafted. He can't

1293
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:35,800
his dad.

1294
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I fell asleep.

1295
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,079
Speaker 2: I thought that was funny, just a little little window

1296
01:03:41,119 --> 01:03:42,639
into it might be a that's got to be a

1297
01:03:42,639 --> 01:03:45,159
real guy. That's a real person, right, yeah, you know

1298
01:03:45,239 --> 01:03:46,199
with a brother and.

1299
01:03:46,199 --> 01:03:48,800
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and the brother still doesn't respect him. Yeah,

1300
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:49,679
shut up, I'll come on.

1301
01:03:50,119 --> 01:03:52,039
Speaker 3: He must tell stories about he beat up his little

1302
01:03:52,079 --> 01:03:55,119
brother so crazy he used to beat up the pope. Like,

1303
01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:57,280
if my brother became prope, I would just tell him

1304
01:03:57,280 --> 01:04:00,000
about all the fake wrestling but belts we made up

1305
01:04:00,039 --> 01:04:00,519
up for him.

1306
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:01,400
Speaker 2: He'd be like.

1307
01:04:01,519 --> 01:04:05,199
Speaker 3: EA World champion and that would just beat his ass

1308
01:04:05,519 --> 01:04:07,840
and then I would become EA world champion.

1309
01:04:08,239 --> 01:04:10,519
Speaker 2: He does. His older brother tells his story about how

1310
01:04:10,519 --> 01:04:13,400
they were riding bicycles and they come in in this

1311
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,360
kind of dangerous area. They weren't supposed to be riding,

1312
01:04:15,599 --> 01:04:18,599
and they got it accosted by this gang of flah

1313
01:04:18,639 --> 01:04:20,719
transfer gers. Just let it be that in your head.

1314
01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:23,440
And and so they're about to beat their ass. They

1315
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,159
got like knives and we're gonna cut him up, as

1316
01:04:25,159 --> 01:04:27,280
what his brother said, and and the pope, the guy

1317
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,119
who's now the pope, said just stay here, let me

1318
01:04:29,159 --> 01:04:31,000
go talk to him for a second, and went over

1319
01:04:31,039 --> 01:04:33,400
there and came back and they were all like best friends.

1320
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,440
He had no idea what he said to him, But

1321
01:04:35,679 --> 01:04:38,440
somehow he has this ability ability to like relate to people,

1322
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:40,360
you know, on this base level. That he got these

1323
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,960
like gang members too. They rode off together, all in

1324
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:47,159
the bikes together. Isn't that strange? It's weird friends with blacks.

1325
01:04:47,519 --> 01:04:48,639
I think they were a white gang.

1326
01:04:48,679 --> 01:04:53,599
Speaker 3: Actually were like, hey listen here, you little whippers greasers.

1327
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:58,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, he talked to the outsiders. Yeah, the Outsider death

1328
01:04:59,079 --> 01:05:03,519
Ralph Marchio. That's a good movie movie. So this is

1329
01:05:03,599 --> 01:05:05,840
just a quick thing. Cashptel has said that he's gonna

1330
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,159
shut down the FBI headquarters in DC.

1331
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's relocating the right But that's that's a

1332
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,000
big deal.

1333
01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:14,639
Speaker 2: That's that the Hoover Building, Dude, I mean that's like a.

1334
01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:17,239
Speaker 4: Shot it down, turn it into a museum.

1335
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:18,920
Speaker 2: And have you watched any of the clips of him

1336
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:21,679
going before Congress, you know, and just really confrontational with him.

1337
01:05:21,719 --> 01:05:23,800
You know, they're trying to pin him down on shit

1338
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,800
and he's just not having it. You know, He's like, listen,

1339
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:28,599
I'm trying to clean up corruption here. This agency is

1340
01:05:28,639 --> 01:05:31,360
absolute garbage. What do you think of him? I'm not

1341
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:32,280
sure what to think about.

1342
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:37,079
Speaker 3: Well, he's dyeing this, so it's like his girlfriend's like Israeli.

1343
01:05:37,559 --> 01:05:38,480
It's hard to get like.

1344
01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 2: And then you know that Jew pussy dude, it's fucking

1345
01:05:42,079 --> 01:05:47,480
black magic. It's a off white magic.

1346
01:05:47,519 --> 01:05:49,320
Speaker 4: I guess off white magic.

1347
01:05:50,599 --> 01:05:57,480
Speaker 2: Uh. So, now, speaking of uh Israel, there's this real

1348
01:05:57,519 --> 01:06:01,480
concern in Israel that Trump is like, uh, breaking ties

1349
01:06:01,519 --> 01:06:03,199
with net Nyahu. It's all bullshit.

1350
01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,320
Speaker 3: That's what I was gonna sorry, said He's gonna he's

1351
01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:08,559
gonna move the Palestinians to Libya, which means are just

1352
01:06:08,559 --> 01:06:09,639
gonna become slaves.

1353
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:12,880
Speaker 2: This is uh. This guy, who is a fellow of

1354
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:16,760
the Atlantic Council's Scowcroft Middle East Security Initiative, says Trump

1355
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:19,719
and Netta who are exasperated with each other, each feeling

1356
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:23,079
that their concerns and objectives are underappreciated by the other.

1357
01:06:23,519 --> 01:06:25,920
Both of them have legitimate arguments to make, but they

1358
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:28,840
seem to be talking. That's what I would like. That

1359
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,559
was my question, exactly what are his legitimate arguments? We

1360
01:06:31,599 --> 01:06:34,280
should be entitled to destroy these all these people and

1361
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:34,960
take their land.

1362
01:06:35,039 --> 01:06:36,239
Speaker 4: We should kill kids.

1363
01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 13: Uh.

1364
01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 2: And here's the here's what it comes down to. The

1365
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:44,239
nature of that bilateral relationship with Israel still reliant, still

1366
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:47,719
like it ever won't be on the military, diplomatic, and

1367
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:51,079
economic assistance of the United States is such that the

1368
01:06:51,119 --> 01:06:54,159
Prime Minister will have little alternative but the fall in

1369
01:06:54,199 --> 01:06:57,559
line behind the president. So the thought is that this

1370
01:06:57,599 --> 01:07:00,519
is Trump possibly like bodying Israel a little bit, like

1371
01:07:00,559 --> 01:07:03,199
maybe trying to to show them like, hey, I'm gonna

1372
01:07:03,199 --> 01:07:07,639
go talk all these giant trade deals for America. Yeah,

1373
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,559
I mean, and there's with the agents I mean countries,

1374
01:07:11,679 --> 01:07:14,039
nations that that Israel would have not talk to him

1375
01:07:14,039 --> 01:07:16,320
at all. He cut out Israel. W Yeah, man, he

1376
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:18,960
cut out Israel with that Ye think would never happen.

1377
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:21,199
Speaker 3: But it's interesting because he goes, yeah, you can keep

1378
01:07:21,199 --> 01:07:24,000
bombing them, and then he also telld Israel they can

1379
01:07:24,079 --> 01:07:26,400
keep going into the Gaza, which is so just sad

1380
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:27,000
and depressing.

1381
01:07:27,119 --> 01:07:29,440
Speaker 2: Well, why should we have any say over what any

1382
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:30,239
other country?

1383
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,639
Speaker 3: But then and then I would go, well, back extends

1384
01:07:32,719 --> 01:07:37,400
to funding and military who says he doesn't need us, Well,

1385
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:41,039
let's show him please. Yeah, And then you are all like, dude,

1386
01:07:41,159 --> 01:07:44,440
now you got all these neocons and I fucking love it,

1387
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:47,880
or just being exposed for garbage.

1388
01:07:48,239 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, so you.

1389
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 3: Go back to the Komi thing, you go eighty six

1390
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:57,079
forty seven, like Israel is ft when it comes to that,

1391
01:07:57,199 --> 01:07:59,920
because if something did happen, God forbid, and I hope,

1392
01:08:00,039 --> 01:08:03,960
I hope that our Lord had never happens, they would.

1393
01:08:03,679 --> 01:08:05,039
Speaker 4: Be pinned with it instantly.

1394
01:08:05,639 --> 01:08:10,599
Speaker 3: And now they now they can't do it because it

1395
01:08:10,599 --> 01:08:13,000
would destroy relationships.

1396
01:08:13,079 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 2: I'm just silently, you know, mildly optimistic that maybe this is.

1397
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:21,119
Speaker 3: Well, you have to be you go, this is what

1398
01:08:21,239 --> 01:08:24,479
we want, but you can't get lost in it and

1399
01:08:24,520 --> 01:08:25,199
then move on.

1400
01:08:25,359 --> 01:08:26,840
Speaker 4: You have to be like you have to be in

1401
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:28,079
tie boxing stance.

1402
01:08:29,079 --> 01:08:32,000
Speaker 2: Totally. Yeah. So I came across this story the other day.

1403
01:08:32,000 --> 01:08:34,840
Look at this headline. This is Slate. Slate sucks. He's

1404
01:08:34,880 --> 01:08:39,000
friends with Joe Rogan and he was friendly to Andrew Tait.

1405
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:43,239
Now he's atop the Netflix charts talking about Tom Segurro.

1406
01:08:43,439 --> 01:08:46,560
They're throwing Look how they throw that like it's an accusation.

1407
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:50,880
He was friendly to Andrew Tate. This piece of shit,

1408
01:08:52,479 --> 01:08:56,239
it's and then I read the story. They spoil the

1409
01:08:56,279 --> 01:08:58,279
punchline of like three of the episodes.

1410
01:08:58,439 --> 01:08:59,239
Speaker 4: That's why they're doing that.

1411
01:09:00,399 --> 01:09:03,479
Speaker 2: They want to destroy it, like right at the beginning too,

1412
01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,880
Like I'll just okay the spoiler alert for Tom Sagura's

1413
01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:10,439
show here, just skip for like a minute. It says

1414
01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:12,720
in the first five minutes of the first episodes of

1415
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:15,720
they're talking about how he's naked, and then he says

1416
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:18,840
that the comedian maintains that tone throughout all six episodes.

1417
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:21,880
I love a show that cares less about making you

1418
01:09:22,039 --> 01:09:25,279
laugh than about making you gasp with disbelief that he

1419
01:09:25,319 --> 01:09:28,520
went there. It's so funny. The sketches are designed to

1420
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:32,560
shock first and foremost, and only incidentally to entertain. Don't

1421
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:33,279
agree with that at all.

1422
01:09:33,279 --> 01:09:36,600
Speaker 3: I haven't any what is what is any of these

1423
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:40,199
movies that everyone's talking about so slate, which is like

1424
01:09:40,319 --> 01:09:43,279
would love to have Ninette on every TV show and

1425
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:48,439
only specials by her? Like, can't stand that Tom Sagora

1426
01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:52,439
pushes it now. I guarantee it's gonna piss off a

1427
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,560
lot of people. And you know, we're we're and again

1428
01:09:55,680 --> 01:09:57,640
we love Doctor Ken. We wanted to be on the

1429
01:09:57,680 --> 01:10:00,760
show for a thousand billion years and cash all the checks.

1430
01:10:01,319 --> 01:10:06,479
We live in a mass singer freaking world. That's what

1431
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:09,760
we live in right now, the mass singer freaking world.

1432
01:10:10,319 --> 01:10:13,479
And it's simple and dumb. And now you got this

1433
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:17,680
guy kind of challenging all these taboos, all these things

1434
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,800
you aren't supposed to say in public, and people get

1435
01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:25,039
mad because they don't like being challenged. The person who

1436
01:10:25,039 --> 01:10:28,560
wrote that is a programmed the progressive idiot.

1437
01:10:28,800 --> 01:10:31,439
Speaker 2: Okay, let me just read more. Okay, So he says,

1438
01:10:31,239 --> 01:10:35,239
gets away with these transgressions, and I'm not. It's shit.

1439
01:10:35,399 --> 01:10:39,960
He just spoils from the show because partly because he

1440
01:10:40,000 --> 01:10:43,520
can be very funny, but he also gets away with

1441
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:46,600
it because of the company he keeps, a close friend

1442
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:50,239
and frequent podcast guest of Joe Rogan's, who moved to Austin,

1443
01:10:50,319 --> 01:10:52,239
Texas on the heels trying to say, he's like a

1444
01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,319
you know, chasing Rogan's coattails, basically on the heels of

1445
01:10:55,399 --> 01:10:58,800
Rogan's own relocation there, Sigura sits near the center of

1446
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:02,960
a circle of comedian and cultural commentators who portray themselves

1447
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:07,520
as the antidote to the suppressive strains of scolding wokeism

1448
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:10,439
that have allegedly infected mainstream culture.

1449
01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:12,079
Speaker 4: Allegedly. That's so funny.

1450
01:11:12,119 --> 01:11:15,319
Speaker 2: Allegedly, these people all promote each other's books and shows

1451
01:11:15,359 --> 01:11:16,239
and podcasts and.

1452
01:11:16,159 --> 01:11:17,720
Speaker 4: Special sounds like what friends do.

1453
01:11:18,000 --> 01:11:20,680
Speaker 2: It sounds like what the mainstream media has done for

1454
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:21,960
thee And.

1455
01:11:21,920 --> 01:11:24,600
Speaker 3: How is that any different than what Douglas Murray did

1456
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:28,000
going on all these shows pushing this stupid book where

1457
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:32,199
he quotes anonymous Twitter fucking posts.

1458
01:11:32,319 --> 01:11:36,479
Speaker 2: They reinforce each other's biases and presumptions with their constant

1459
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:39,279
co mingling. So it's like this it is. It is

1460
01:11:39,359 --> 01:11:42,720
alternate media because these people were forced out of mainstreace.

1461
01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:47,399
Speaker 3: Listen, Johnny, I say this all the time. Redband. Granted,

1462
01:11:47,520 --> 01:11:54,399
Redband is enjoying the the the fruits of being one

1463
01:11:54,439 --> 01:12:02,239
of the trailblazers good of podcasting. Okay, now, this podcast,

1464
01:12:02,520 --> 01:12:09,039
even though it wasn't on Desk Squad, is evolved from

1465
01:12:09,119 --> 01:12:09,720
Desk Squad.

1466
01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:12,319
Speaker 2: Sure thing, Yeah yeah he started there right Yeah, Tom

1467
01:12:12,359 --> 01:12:14,720
Score did already did Joey Diaz dun contrustled?

1468
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:15,880
Speaker 4: Did Brandon Walsh did?

1469
01:12:17,119 --> 01:12:19,479
Speaker 3: We? I mean, like, dude, there's so many of the

1470
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:23,039
OG's back in the day, and it was The reason

1471
01:12:23,159 --> 01:12:27,399
Desk Squad should be revered is because it was the

1472
01:12:27,399 --> 01:12:34,000
first time that a budget comedians created a network that

1473
01:12:34,119 --> 01:12:38,800
didn't care what the industry thought. And Sigora, I don't

1474
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:41,079
know how he gets away with that stuff on YouTube.

1475
01:12:41,239 --> 01:12:46,520
Speaker 2: God bless him. He must have very powerful lawyers. Okay,

1476
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:49,880
you really believe that he like uses attorneys to kind

1477
01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:50,640
of keep it. I don't know.

1478
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:53,399
Speaker 4: Like he showed this clip. Is it bonus?

1479
01:12:53,439 --> 01:12:56,800
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe as a bonus section, but it

1480
01:12:56,920 --> 01:13:01,600
is so funny. Had something yeah your mom's house. Twitter

1481
01:13:02,159 --> 01:13:05,640
showed it and it's so it's super gay. It's the

1482
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:09,359
gayest thing ever. But that's their humor. Like I always say,

1483
01:13:09,359 --> 01:13:11,760
the cigores are me if I didn't have a crippling

1484
01:13:11,800 --> 01:13:15,239
drug and sex addiction and I was focused.

1485
01:13:15,399 --> 01:13:19,560
Speaker 2: Oh gonna meet go to Twitter. I love to come

1486
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,319
inside of you? Yeah that one? Like how long would

1487
01:13:22,359 --> 01:13:25,840
you last with me in bed? Twenty five minutes? Wow?

1488
01:13:26,199 --> 01:13:26,520
Speaker 4: Five?

1489
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:28,880
Speaker 2: I can only go like five to ten though, Okay

1490
01:13:29,079 --> 01:13:30,800
because it hurts too much. You want to quick? We'll

1491
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,000
do it quick? Yeah? Where would you come at? Probably

1492
01:13:33,079 --> 01:13:35,960
isn't you? I mean, this is a stranger. This is

1493
01:13:35,960 --> 01:13:39,159
a conversation between two strangers. Du Why what is it

1494
01:13:39,279 --> 01:13:41,720
you said about it's being gay as sex is? Like

1495
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:44,159
that they pulled the goalie in hockey basically was you

1496
01:13:44,159 --> 01:13:44,840
were saying that.

1497
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:47,920
Speaker 3: It's like the famous game between like the Denver Nuggets

1498
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:51,520
and like the Atlanta fall the Atlantic Atlanta Hawks. I

1499
01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,600
think it was the two teams that played each other

1500
01:13:53,960 --> 01:13:56,359
and there was no defense. It was like one eighty

1501
01:13:56,399 --> 01:14:00,000
five to one eighty four All Star Game. There's no defense.

1502
01:14:00,279 --> 01:14:03,720
It's just they're like women play goalie. That's their job.

1503
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:08,079
They're supposed to play gold and play defense, right.

1504
01:14:08,199 --> 01:14:11,159
Speaker 2: No defense. This is how every By the way, how

1505
01:14:11,199 --> 01:14:13,960
long would you last? Twenty five minutes?

1506
01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:15,039
Speaker 5: Wow?

1507
01:14:16,239 --> 01:14:19,279
Speaker 3: I can only go like nipples because it hurts too much.

1508
01:14:19,279 --> 01:14:21,239
Speaker 2: You want it quick, We'll do it quick. Yeah, where

1509
01:14:21,239 --> 01:14:23,039
would you come at it? Probably in you, dude. They're

1510
01:14:23,119 --> 01:14:26,279
fucking This is this is how every and by the way,

1511
01:14:26,319 --> 01:14:29,279
every straight guy wants to talk like this. Yeah, women

1512
01:14:29,359 --> 01:14:32,159
put the brakes on it. They do, what are you talking?

1513
01:14:32,399 --> 01:14:37,960
And then we go that's fuck. This guy is an animal, drake.

1514
01:14:38,119 --> 01:14:39,680
I would love to meet a girl and be like,

1515
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:44,159
I'd love to come inside of you. It's not allowed.

1516
01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:48,279
You not allowed. They and the women that would be

1517
01:14:48,600 --> 01:14:50,560
open to that. Yeah, all right, well there's a few

1518
01:14:50,600 --> 01:14:53,520
you can say it too. But they're not exactly bring

1519
01:14:53,520 --> 01:14:55,600
her home to meet mom. Yeah, they're not the.

1520
01:14:55,600 --> 01:15:00,319
Speaker 3: Marry No, unless then they're totally down there. They could

1521
01:15:00,319 --> 01:15:02,039
be filthy and they can bring the mom and they

1522
01:15:02,119 --> 01:15:06,319
totally act normal. White girls can't do that. White girls

1523
01:15:06,319 --> 01:15:12,199
are either super Jesus or just savages. Just savages. But

1524
01:15:13,039 --> 01:15:18,439
your Mom's house works because Christina Pazinski is a black

1525
01:15:18,479 --> 01:15:23,159
belt assassin. She can kind of like the fact that

1526
01:15:23,199 --> 01:15:26,000
she doesn't pump any breaks on that and not only

1527
01:15:26,119 --> 01:15:29,520
doesn't pump the brakes but hits the gas is why

1528
01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:34,119
that show works so fucking well. Obviously, Tom is the

1529
01:15:34,199 --> 01:15:37,359
smartest man in comedy. Not only is he funnybody's smartest

1530
01:15:37,359 --> 01:15:43,239
man in comedy. Like he every every every risk he

1531
01:15:43,319 --> 01:15:46,920
took seemed to pay off, Like I think he told

1532
01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:50,760
Spotify at one point, like I want a fat deal too,

1533
01:15:51,119 --> 01:15:53,359
Like he gave a Rogan but some kind idea and

1534
01:15:53,359 --> 01:15:54,560
they're like, no, we don't want to do it.

1535
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:58,600
Speaker 4: So he pulled it off of Spotify, and now he's.

1536
01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:03,119
Speaker 3: Gonna do that Spotify, we want a deal, we are

1537
01:16:03,119 --> 01:16:06,000
millions of dollar deal or else we're pulling this show

1538
01:16:06,079 --> 01:16:09,199
off and then you'll real really feel paid.

1539
01:16:09,359 --> 01:16:14,640
Speaker 2: Sign Francis Bacon. I'm Francis Bacon. I run the Illuminati.

1540
01:16:15,239 --> 01:16:18,840
Give me my deal Spotify. Yeah, we should lean into this.

1541
01:16:18,920 --> 01:16:20,199
I should lean into it.

1542
01:16:20,600 --> 01:16:22,840
Speaker 3: We should have the flat earther on tell the truth.

1543
01:16:23,319 --> 01:16:27,239
Come on the show, let's get it out. Let's talk

1544
01:16:27,279 --> 01:16:27,840
about it.

1545
01:16:29,119 --> 01:16:32,239
Speaker 2: Uh So, since we're on the what we'll eventually not

1546
01:16:32,399 --> 01:16:34,560
make it to YouTube part of the show. We have

1547
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:37,319
to talk about maybe the greatest pop song ever was

1548
01:16:37,399 --> 01:16:42,039
released last week. We talk about by Kanye not on YouTube,

1549
01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:47,359
but on on audio. We can't This thing is so catchy.

1550
01:16:47,479 --> 01:16:51,079
It's the best pop song ever and you can't sing

1551
01:16:51,159 --> 01:16:56,239
it ever. It's so catchy. He's a genius. Cues from men,

1552
01:16:56,479 --> 01:16:59,079
throws my bacon. Can I guess so much? Anger? Would

1553
01:16:59,159 --> 01:17:01,239
be get a way to take it out? He comes

1554
01:17:01,239 --> 01:17:03,319
stuck in the mail tracks lay up first.

1555
01:17:03,159 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 3: My na track.

1556
01:17:04,079 --> 01:17:06,439
Speaker 2: You're saying, I I cook out ling when people fucking

1557
01:17:06,600 --> 01:17:09,119
mind dad ship did a person on training. They're telling me, Hey,

1558
01:17:09,119 --> 01:17:11,279
don't say that. How niggas can't see me in your

1559
01:17:11,279 --> 01:17:13,920
public I'm driving. I'm gonna come me back. Wait, don't know,

1560
01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:15,680
no money in your fame. I still can't give my

1561
01:17:15,760 --> 01:17:17,840
kids back. We don't know, no money in your thing.

1562
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:20,680
I still don't get to see my children. Niggas see

1563
01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:22,119
my twenty, but they don't see.

1564
01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:22,920
Speaker 13: How I be feeling.

1565
01:17:23,079 --> 01:17:26,760
Speaker 2: So when it became a nassy, yeah bitch, I'm the feeler.

1566
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:37,359
Speaker 15: Bigga hot hitler, Nigga hot heitler, they don't understand these

1567
01:17:37,399 --> 01:17:37,960
things I said.

1568
01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:44,000
Speaker 2: I'm twittering nigga hot hitler and don't understanding the things

1569
01:17:44,039 --> 01:17:44,359
I said.

1570
01:17:44,359 --> 01:17:48,039
Speaker 3: I'm to my my niggas, Nazis, nigga a hot heler,

1571
01:17:50,239 --> 01:17:51,399
Nigga hot hes us.

1572
01:17:54,560 --> 01:17:56,479
Speaker 9: You want to fuck it the pants, I put the

1573
01:17:56,520 --> 01:17:57,319
crumb on the fence.

1574
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:02,920
Speaker 2: Should we get down of your hiss? She got the

1575
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:11,840
woman his Hey, look all right, I'm now my girlfriend's Jewish.

1576
01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:13,760
Speaker 3: And when this came out, I couldn't stop singing it,

1577
01:18:14,560 --> 01:18:16,000
and then I would do it in the kitchen when

1578
01:18:16,079 --> 01:18:17,159
she's there and I would be like.

1579
01:18:17,119 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, ah, dude, that song sucks terrible. It's a

1580
01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:21,720
hor horrible song.

1581
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:24,000
Speaker 3: My favorite thing is like how out of shape some

1582
01:18:24,079 --> 01:18:24,920
of the extras are.

1583
01:18:25,359 --> 01:18:27,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's that's what I wanted to bring up. Like,

1584
01:18:27,359 --> 01:18:29,560
so I'm in the Kanye West video, can't believe all right,

1585
01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:30,199
you taking your shirt off.

1586
01:18:30,199 --> 01:18:31,079
Speaker 4: He's like do I have.

1587
01:18:31,039 --> 01:18:32,600
Speaker 2: To Yeah, do you think these are?

1588
01:18:32,720 --> 01:18:32,800
Speaker 13: Like?

1589
01:18:32,920 --> 01:18:35,039
Speaker 2: Okay, so he brought in he did like a cattle

1590
01:18:35,079 --> 01:18:36,920
call and then he was like, oh and all of

1591
01:18:36,960 --> 01:18:40,039
them eventually those are human beings. They call him cattle

1592
01:18:40,079 --> 01:18:44,159
calls and he says, you know, eventually you get to

1593
01:18:44,359 --> 01:18:46,039
oh you got you got the job. And he's like, Okay,

1594
01:18:46,039 --> 01:18:47,079
what do I have to do?

1595
01:18:47,479 --> 01:18:47,560
Speaker 3: He?

1596
01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:49,680
Speaker 2: Hey, bro, what what am I gonna be doing? Dog?

1597
01:18:50,159 --> 01:18:53,960
And and and they're like yeah, so you're just gonna

1598
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,039
be singing U N word Okay, dog.

1599
01:18:59,319 --> 01:19:00,520
Speaker 4: I have a problem.

1600
01:19:00,560 --> 01:19:02,439
Speaker 2: Well no, I'm thinking that might be why he got

1601
01:19:02,439 --> 01:19:04,720
down to the fat Ones, because he went through like

1602
01:19:04,760 --> 01:19:07,119
the Shredded dudes that were like Wakanda extras. You know,

1603
01:19:07,439 --> 01:19:10,279
they're like, Dude, I have a career. I got a career. Man,

1604
01:19:10,359 --> 01:19:12,760
I'm gonna be guys, just got a prison in a

1605
01:19:13,000 --> 01:19:13,760
Black Panther movie.

1606
01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:18,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, come out. I'm telling you this. This is

1607
01:19:18,439 --> 01:19:20,119
because he can't see his kids.

1608
01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:23,039
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought after you said that once took his.

1609
01:19:23,119 --> 01:19:26,399
Speaker 3: Kids and if you don't have kids, you have zero

1610
01:19:26,560 --> 01:19:29,319
clue with this. Mean, this isn't your nephews. This is

1611
01:19:29,439 --> 01:19:31,199
and I'm not saying you can't let you're that guy.

1612
01:19:31,319 --> 01:19:34,079
Speaker 2: You've become the guy that's like only parents understand, and

1613
01:19:34,119 --> 01:19:34,880
I believe you.

1614
01:19:35,119 --> 01:19:37,720
Speaker 3: When you have the kid, Johnny, when you put one

1615
01:19:37,720 --> 01:19:40,800
in your fake girlfriend and that kid comes out, you're

1616
01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:44,000
gonna understand the love that you've never felt before. And

1617
01:19:44,039 --> 01:19:47,680
I said this a thousand times. Your kids will be

1618
01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:52,840
You will feel their presence in your childhood memories. You

1619
01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:58,359
will feel that there. Yeah, you've created life. You've been

1620
01:19:58,359 --> 01:20:01,359
put in charge of making sure this kid becomes the

1621
01:20:01,399 --> 01:20:05,000
best possible kid they can, the best possible person. Your

1622
01:20:05,119 --> 01:20:11,520
children are your final stamp out society legacy.

1623
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:13,319
Speaker 2: And they took it.

1624
01:20:13,479 --> 01:20:16,760
Speaker 3: And he's paying four hundred thousand dollars a month and

1625
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:17,600
he can't even.

1626
01:20:17,399 --> 01:20:20,600
Speaker 2: See his kids for them to get brainwashed. Their mother

1627
01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:22,960
and she is.

1628
01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:27,760
Speaker 3: A suckubiss and who has destroyed every life she ever

1629
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:29,079
wrapped her pussy around.

1630
01:20:30,079 --> 01:20:31,319
Speaker 4: That pussy is.

1631
01:20:31,279 --> 01:20:35,319
Speaker 2: A black hole of negative witchcraft. Would you hook up

1632
01:20:35,319 --> 01:20:38,359
with her? No? If she Johnny, I wouldn't last night.

1633
01:20:38,720 --> 01:20:40,319
Speaker 3: One night, I would stick it in and you just

1634
01:20:40,359 --> 01:20:43,159
see like I'd suck in purple veins where she's just

1635
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:45,720
sucking out the life force out of me, like no

1636
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:51,000
serazi or yeah, I'm telling you, dude, they are witches. Dude,

1637
01:20:51,199 --> 01:20:54,359
That's why they've had such a long career. They are witches.

1638
01:20:54,760 --> 01:20:59,760
She's been she's been busted stealing from drugging men, a

1639
01:21:00,079 --> 01:21:03,920
legedly drugging men and stealing from them, and she's regarded

1640
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:05,800
as some kind of pop culture icon.

1641
01:21:06,239 --> 01:21:11,279
Speaker 2: She is. The Kardashians are witches. I agree they are.

1642
01:21:11,399 --> 01:21:11,720
They are.

1643
01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:15,399
Speaker 3: They are the beachhead in turning every normal girl into

1644
01:21:15,399 --> 01:21:19,159
an adult film star. That tape made everybody think if

1645
01:21:19,159 --> 01:21:21,720
they made a sex tape, they could be famous too.

1646
01:21:22,159 --> 01:21:25,640
They don't realize that in that moment, you don't understand

1647
01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:29,920
the difference between love and lust and this guy from

1648
01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:33,920
a guy with a crippling sex addiction. Okay, and you

1649
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:37,079
don't know the difference between love and lust, and you

1650
01:21:37,239 --> 01:21:40,399
have no clue the doors that you are closing in

1651
01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:43,760
front of you down the line, opportunities that are no

1652
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:46,479
longer going to be afforded to you because you took

1653
01:21:46,680 --> 01:21:49,680
the first exit off the highway and went into something.

1654
01:21:50,199 --> 01:21:53,159
There's this guy that he's got a great channel on YouTube.

1655
01:21:53,279 --> 01:21:55,199
I forget the name of his channel, but he meets

1656
01:21:55,239 --> 01:21:58,319
with people and he gives them financial advice. And he

1657
01:21:58,439 --> 01:22:02,560
met with this chick who is She says she's an

1658
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:04,600
only fans. He goes, oh god, how much are you

1659
01:22:04,600 --> 01:22:06,319
making a month? You know what she makes a month, dude,

1660
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:12,239
two hundred dollars a good month, she said, two hundred dollars.

1661
01:22:12,279 --> 01:22:15,079
Speaker 2: Do that for you. Just it's like the lotterything, right,

1662
01:22:15,119 --> 01:22:16,840
you think you're gonna make it, You think you have

1663
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:20,800
a chance. Yeah, in the game. Yeah, you prost to you.

1664
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:25,159
Speaker 3: And now doors are closing. There's not a opportunity out.

1665
01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:27,239
Speaker 2: For you can't teach kindergarten after you've had an only

1666
01:22:27,279 --> 01:22:30,720
fans dude, Yeah, which is you can't. You can't. Good

1667
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:32,279
luck getting you in any corporate gig.

1668
01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:37,960
Speaker 3: No, you know, you could do makeup sales, real estate,

1669
01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:40,399
and that's if you're one of the hot ones.

1670
01:22:40,439 --> 01:22:41,560
Speaker 2: You can go in the real state.

1671
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:42,600
Speaker 4: And then.

1672
01:22:43,960 --> 01:22:47,039
Speaker 3: Hairstylists. And I love my hairstyleist, so it's great. But

1673
01:22:47,239 --> 01:22:49,119
those are the doors that are opening for you down

1674
01:22:49,159 --> 01:22:50,159
the lock for and stuff.

1675
01:22:51,159 --> 01:22:53,399
Speaker 2: Well, hairstylist. I don't know if hairstyles is well no,

1676
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:56,000
but I mean it's like it's not it's not corporately,

1677
01:22:56,079 --> 01:22:58,720
it's not centralized. Okay, you gotta yeah, I love I

1678
01:22:58,760 --> 01:23:02,399
feel for Kanye. Joe Rogan said, once you ban this,

1679
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:06,159
you rush everybody to go see it. Yeah.

1680
01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:06,000
Speaker 5: Uh.

1681
01:23:06,279 --> 01:23:09,640
Speaker 2: Trump said something hilarious this week as he has wanted

1682
01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:11,920
to have you heard this. I mean, I'll tell you

1683
01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:12,279
a story.

1684
01:23:12,279 --> 01:23:16,680
Speaker 15: Friend of mine who's a business man, very very very

1685
01:23:17,359 --> 01:23:19,279
top guy. Most of you would have heard of him,

1686
01:23:19,720 --> 01:23:25,079
a highly neurotic, brilliant businessman, seriously overweight.

1687
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:29,119
Speaker 2: And he takes the fat, the fat shot drug.

1688
01:23:30,079 --> 01:23:34,600
Speaker 15: And he called me up and he said, uh, President,

1689
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:35,119
he calls me.

1690
01:23:35,359 --> 01:23:37,279
Speaker 2: He used to call me Donald. Now he calls me president.

1691
01:23:37,399 --> 01:23:38,479
So that's nice respect.

1692
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:42,439
Speaker 15: But it's a rough guy, smart guy, I mean, very successful,

1693
01:23:42,600 --> 01:23:45,000
very rich. I wouldn't even know how we would know this,

1694
01:23:45,119 --> 01:23:46,920
but because he's got comments the president.

1695
01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:47,960
Speaker 2: Could I ask you a question.

1696
01:23:48,079 --> 01:23:51,680
Speaker 15: What I'm in London and I just paid for this

1697
01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:53,359
damn fat drug I take.

1698
01:23:53,640 --> 01:23:54,720
Speaker 2: I said, it's not working.

1699
01:23:55,520 --> 01:24:00,479
Speaker 15: He said, he said, I just paid a eighty eight

1700
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:04,520
dollars and in New York I pay thirteen hundred dollars.

1701
01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:08,439
Speaker 2: What the hell is going on? So that was the clue,

1702
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:11,000
and it was related to this. The executive was.

1703
01:24:11,159 --> 01:24:14,640
Speaker 3: So smart because he puts this back into the Democrats.

1704
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:16,760
Speaker 2: Yes, it was their idea. They wanted this, he.

1705
01:24:16,800 --> 01:24:20,279
Speaker 3: Did it, and he passed the EO doesn't know. I

1706
01:24:20,319 --> 01:24:21,960
don't know if that means anything.

1707
01:24:22,000 --> 01:24:22,439
Speaker 2: They could go on.

1708
01:24:22,439 --> 01:24:24,800
Speaker 3: I don't either, Okay, but he now has put it

1709
01:24:24,880 --> 01:24:25,920
on the Democrats.

1710
01:24:25,960 --> 01:24:28,520
Speaker 2: Yea, pass this bill the thing they wanted, they said

1711
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:31,640
they wanted. But isn't that that's just him and he's

1712
01:24:31,680 --> 01:24:36,399
he's really fat. He goes, he takes the fat shot.

1713
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:40,760
Fat shot. He goes. It's not working. Okay. So I

1714
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:44,159
saw something and this one everywhere people I've probably seen it,

1715
01:24:44,560 --> 01:24:46,319
but I had to go to the authority. I had

1716
01:24:46,359 --> 01:24:49,439
to go. You know, I'm taking this question to the expert.

1717
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:54,479
Were they doing coke? Yeah? It was Macron and these

1718
01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:58,279
other assholes, these European leaders. We're just going to watch

1719
01:24:58,279 --> 01:25:01,680
it quickly. If you haven't seen it. They're meeting. Uh

1720
01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:04,039
and are they on a plane? I can't remember.

1721
01:25:04,039 --> 01:25:06,479
Speaker 3: I don't know where they are. It's a very weird,

1722
01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:10,479
tiny room building. It looks like something out Glengarry Glenn Ross.

1723
01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:12,319
Speaker 2: Right, it does. I just watched that funny a couple

1724
01:25:12,319 --> 01:25:15,640
weeks ago. So on the table there you can see

1725
01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:18,039
what appears to be a Koch spoon. Right now, Johnny,

1726
01:25:18,079 --> 01:25:20,479
you're missing the bagging well and I haven't gotten to

1727
01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:22,800
that yet. And then there is the you know how

1728
01:25:23,000 --> 01:25:27,880
drugs can come like folded in the very very obvious

1729
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:31,279
and distinct way that they kind of package up. What

1730
01:25:31,439 --> 01:25:33,079
what would the measurement be that would be in a

1731
01:25:33,079 --> 01:25:35,520
little I don't know how much that is. I think

1732
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:37,840
it's way it's bigger than an all.

1733
01:25:38,319 --> 01:25:42,520
Speaker 3: So so look and it's clear that this guy looks

1734
01:25:42,560 --> 01:25:44,560
down and sees the drug right there.

1735
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:47,479
Speaker 2: Him him could tell he just saw it. Yeah, if

1736
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:49,680
you go back and the press just got the you

1737
01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:53,399
should know the press just came into this room. Look

1738
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:56,640
look at look at Yeah, he's touching this guy like my.

1739
01:26:00,279 --> 01:26:01,000
Speaker 4: Bathroom huh.

1740
01:26:02,359 --> 01:26:10,840
Speaker 2: Came, by the way. That's a terrible look a hoodie

1741
01:26:10,840 --> 01:26:13,960
with like a dress shirts. Yeah. So this guy is like,

1742
01:26:13,960 --> 01:26:16,199
oh ship, coach man, let me grab that. And then

1743
01:26:16,239 --> 01:26:19,760
my kronk grabs a little baggy in his hand and

1744
01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:23,640
it's like and look at his nose. It's red red, no,

1745
01:26:23,840 --> 01:26:32,640
and he's got the jaw thing going the thing that is, yeah,

1746
01:26:33,119 --> 01:26:38,439
you can hear him stay okay, yeah right here, what

1747
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:41,920
is that in French? Yeah? Oh really, no, I don't know.

1748
01:26:43,359 --> 01:26:45,159
I thought you were telling me that. But what he's

1749
01:26:45,159 --> 01:26:56,840
doing that he's like linking his gums. Anyway, that was fine,

1750
01:26:56,840 --> 01:26:59,600
I mean grabbing it makes it ten times worse. Course

1751
01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:00,399
he should left.

1752
01:27:00,520 --> 01:27:02,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, is that guy a piece of shit

1753
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:03,840
or the biggest piece of shit?

1754
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:07,680
Speaker 2: I mean correct on both counselor.

1755
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:10,800
Speaker 3: McCrone is such a garbage gun man. He's such a

1756
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:11,520
garbage man.

1757
01:27:12,279 --> 01:27:13,319
Speaker 2: We'll do rapid fire now.

1758
01:27:13,760 --> 01:27:16,600
Speaker 3: Oh I thought we were doing rapid fire.

1759
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:19,560
Speaker 2: Okay. Joe Biden's physical decline got so real. This is

1760
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:23,439
from TMZ that Aid's reportedly considered rolling him out in

1761
01:27:23,520 --> 01:27:26,279
a wheelchair to do his victory speech if he beat.

1762
01:27:26,359 --> 01:27:29,279
Speaker 3: This story means nothing to me anymore. It's just a

1763
01:27:29,399 --> 01:27:33,199
dumb story that the news is. I think it's just

1764
01:27:33,319 --> 01:27:36,800
the moratalization and they're like, you're right and we lied,

1765
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:38,520
and what are you gonna do about it? Yeah, it's

1766
01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:42,239
just like, fuck, all these guys are trying to scramble,

1767
01:27:42,399 --> 01:27:46,279
go fuck yourself. It's a conspiracy. Theorists were right again

1768
01:27:46,760 --> 01:27:47,720
and I'm just over it.

1769
01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:49,800
Speaker 2: And this is written by Jake Tapper. These are this

1770
01:27:49,840 --> 01:27:52,840
is not something like the fringe, like you know, lunatics

1771
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:55,199
talking about and he's got his wells. Yeah, he sucks.

1772
01:27:55,760 --> 01:28:00,000
Speaker 3: How about the morning Joe, This is the smartest, fastest,

1773
01:28:00,680 --> 01:28:03,760
most like in tune president we've ever had.

1774
01:28:04,159 --> 01:28:06,439
Speaker 4: Fuck you man, that's why nobody watches your ship.

1775
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:08,359
Speaker 2: They did it with his son too. Jake Tapper was

1776
01:28:08,399 --> 01:28:10,760
the one that was out there saying he years after

1777
01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:13,760
it was of any relevance to anybody. He was saying that, Yeah,

1778
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:16,600
I guess Trump was right about his son being, you know,

1779
01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:19,199
being on the payroll over in the Ukraine. And money.

1780
01:28:19,199 --> 01:28:20,479
Speaker 4: That's everyone's all upset.

1781
01:28:20,520 --> 01:28:23,079
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, you got a four hundred thousand dollars

1782
01:28:23,079 --> 01:28:25,880
plane from Qatar, and Quitar is now one hundred thousand,

1783
01:28:26,079 --> 01:28:29,720
four hundred million dollar dollar plane. And now Qatar has

1784
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:32,520
become the boogieman, right, they're the boogieyman.

1785
01:28:32,720 --> 01:28:34,039
Speaker 4: Oh they're taking money from this.

1786
01:28:34,239 --> 01:28:38,880
Speaker 3: They've all like, Lauren's just been black bagged from society.

1787
01:28:39,079 --> 01:28:43,159
She's taking money from RT News, which I have friends

1788
01:28:43,199 --> 01:28:45,439
who are on RT news and they're like, we didn't

1789
01:28:45,439 --> 01:28:47,279
get a single fucking vote.

1790
01:28:47,359 --> 01:28:49,880
Speaker 2: Artie News is great and they get mad because they

1791
01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:51,920
can tell the truth on there. Yeah. The only thing

1792
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:54,079
you can't tell the truth on on RT is about

1793
01:28:54,119 --> 01:28:56,640
Russia's if you're talking about anything else, it's totally great.

1794
01:28:57,199 --> 01:29:00,600
Uh Us. Can I tell you a theory, Johnny, I have.

1795
01:29:02,079 --> 01:29:07,000
Speaker 3: I believe that China is the new Russia when it

1796
01:29:07,079 --> 01:29:11,479
comes to the shadow in the cave and making them

1797
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:16,600
the boogeyman. Just like in the eighties with the nuclear proliferation,

1798
01:29:17,319 --> 01:29:23,239
the nuclear bomb race, we built up Russia as this

1799
01:29:23,439 --> 01:29:26,119
kind of scary ass that we had to have mar

1800
01:29:26,239 --> 01:29:29,319
nukes and now when they couldn't, they couldn't afford it.

1801
01:29:29,399 --> 01:29:31,760
Speaker 2: The space program was the same thing. They couldn't afford it.

1802
01:29:32,039 --> 01:29:34,279
Speaker 3: And I even remember as a child watching the news

1803
01:29:34,319 --> 01:29:37,800
and we were sending we are sending aid to Russia

1804
01:29:38,000 --> 01:29:40,840
as we were talking about how bad they were.

1805
01:29:41,079 --> 01:29:42,479
Speaker 4: I go, that doesn't make any sense to me.

1806
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:45,960
Speaker 3: Now, Sam, eight years into timbo hat, knows that they

1807
01:29:46,039 --> 01:29:49,600
were propping them up so they didn't collapse because they

1808
01:29:49,680 --> 01:29:54,039
needed them to sell the the arms race to build

1809
01:29:54,079 --> 01:29:55,039
all these weapons.

1810
01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:56,800
Speaker 4: That's my opinion with.

1811
01:29:56,880 --> 01:29:57,760
Speaker 2: China right now.

1812
01:29:58,119 --> 01:30:00,000
Speaker 3: So I've talked about this on a couple of podcast

1813
01:30:00,079 --> 01:30:04,359
ass but there's this Lee l Ei Real Talk.

1814
01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:06,199
Speaker 4: Can you look her up on YouTube?

1815
01:30:07,359 --> 01:30:09,760
Speaker 3: Now, she's got a lot of propaganda. It's a lot

1816
01:30:09,800 --> 01:30:11,840
of anti CCP.

1817
01:30:12,680 --> 01:30:15,119
Speaker 2: The reel talk or Lai's reel talk. Yeah, I think

1818
01:30:15,159 --> 01:30:18,840
it's Lee l E. I I think it's right. Go down.

1819
01:30:20,319 --> 01:30:22,960
Speaker 3: If you go down, keep going down, keep going down. Uh,

1820
01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:26,720
this is the craziest video you ever watched?

1821
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:27,399
Speaker 2: This one? Yeah?

1822
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:30,960
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, China only has three hundred people. Now I've

1823
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:33,479
watched this on another which stop.

1824
01:30:33,520 --> 01:30:34,720
Speaker 2: Welcome to laiswel talk.

1825
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:39,680
Speaker 3: She says that China at most right now has four

1826
01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:43,600
hundred million people. She goes based on the one the

1827
01:30:43,800 --> 01:30:48,560
one child policy. Their their birth rate has gone down

1828
01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:52,359
nine percent, while India, they're the average age of India

1829
01:30:52,399 --> 01:30:57,479
is seventeen years old. Think about that, seventeen seventeen. The

1830
01:30:57,560 --> 01:31:03,279
average age in China is thirty eight. Okay, there's no

1831
01:31:03,600 --> 01:31:08,560
metrics in which they're there. She says that, yes, there's

1832
01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:13,279
no metric in which their population can maintain the number

1833
01:31:13,359 --> 01:31:17,319
that they had, which was one point four billion people.

1834
01:31:18,159 --> 01:31:21,159
So this kind of dawns on me. Now I'm not

1835
01:31:21,199 --> 01:31:25,159
saying she's one hundred correct, but I'm saying we don't

1836
01:31:25,199 --> 01:31:27,520
can't trust the CCP for any information.

1837
01:31:27,560 --> 01:31:29,439
Speaker 2: They lie about everything she has. Do you think they

1838
01:31:29,479 --> 01:31:32,319
are a source for that? What I mean, who would

1839
01:31:32,319 --> 01:31:35,880
be the source for their population. I want to Yeah,

1840
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:37,840
it's like universe, nobody you can trust.

1841
01:31:38,199 --> 01:31:41,600
Speaker 3: Right, So she's saying it's four hundred million to a

1842
01:31:41,680 --> 01:31:44,399
million people, which is still a lot of people.

1843
01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:45,199
Speaker 2: Right.

1844
01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:49,560
Speaker 3: But if you go into what Peter Zorhan or whatever

1845
01:31:49,600 --> 01:31:52,600
his name is, he's the guy that's been on Brian

1846
01:31:52,680 --> 01:31:56,600
Callan's podcast a lot. He's talked about the collapse of

1847
01:31:56,680 --> 01:31:57,800
China's coming.

1848
01:31:58,239 --> 01:32:00,279
Speaker 2: And this is hummed off by so much.

1849
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Speaker 4: Well, okay, Johnny.

1850
01:32:02,239 --> 01:32:06,840
Speaker 3: The reason she says that at twenty nineteen the population

1851
01:32:07,079 --> 01:32:11,399
was nine hundred million, she said, and she thinks based

1852
01:32:11,439 --> 01:32:13,960
on the amount of funeral homes that are open, the

1853
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:20,239
amount of kindergartenen classes have been closed, that that but

1854
01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:25,880
her hearn, okay, killed four hundred million people. And we

1855
01:32:25,920 --> 01:32:30,039
see the crazy videos of them, you know, welding people

1856
01:32:30,960 --> 01:32:34,399
shut going down the streets, spraying everybody with something.

1857
01:32:36,479 --> 01:32:40,039
Speaker 2: Why would they want to collapse their own population because

1858
01:32:40,079 --> 01:32:43,399
they can't afford to feed everybody? Oh wow, they're struggling

1859
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:47,359
centralized government. Interesting, and that's what communists do.

1860
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:52,039
Speaker 3: They always lowered their population to a more manageable.

1861
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:53,479
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you saw it with in Ukraine what they

1862
01:32:53,479 --> 01:32:54,760
did with the a lot of more.

1863
01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:56,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so.

1864
01:32:56,960 --> 01:33:00,439
Speaker 3: My theory is that China is the new Russia and

1865
01:33:00,439 --> 01:33:03,920
that the US government is propping them up so that

1866
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:06,880
they could get anything they want in terms of military,

1867
01:33:07,159 --> 01:33:09,960
in terms of economics, in terms of everything.

1868
01:33:11,079 --> 01:33:13,039
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it gave Trump a big win this

1869
01:33:13,079 --> 01:33:17,359
week with the tariff deal. You know, that's my opinion.

1870
01:33:17,840 --> 01:33:19,800
I could see that totally. Yeah, I mean, we always

1871
01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:22,479
need something to waste our money on and to invest

1872
01:33:22,560 --> 01:33:27,760
the bis I just just with the AI.

1873
01:33:28,000 --> 01:33:32,479
Speaker 3: Oh, China's AI we got. Can't let China's AI get ahead.

1874
01:33:32,199 --> 01:33:34,800
Speaker 2: Of us well? And the Yeah, totally I saw. I

1875
01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:36,800
just watched the video of about that on the way

1876
01:33:36,840 --> 01:33:39,640
over about how the guy was talking about how if

1877
01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:42,680
even if you get to AI, like to the point

1878
01:33:43,640 --> 01:33:46,119
of making it so that it can do its own

1879
01:33:46,119 --> 01:33:50,319
thing one day ahead of the competition, that's an eternal

1880
01:33:50,399 --> 01:33:52,800
lead because you'll because from there it just the line

1881
01:33:52,880 --> 01:33:56,479
is just straight up. So whoever gets their first wins

1882
01:33:56,520 --> 01:34:01,520
basically like forever, you never catch up. And China has

1883
01:34:01,560 --> 01:34:04,800
this open source approach to it, he said, where when

1884
01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:10,880
they when they create what would you say, like when

1885
01:34:10,920 --> 01:34:13,520
they code this stuff? They it's kind of released widely,

1886
01:34:13,560 --> 01:34:17,720
so everybody. The song is still in my head. It's incredible. Yeah.

1887
01:34:17,159 --> 01:34:20,359
Uh so there's concern that China would you know, every people,

1888
01:34:20,399 --> 01:34:22,119
it could get into the wrong hands, right and where

1889
01:34:22,119 --> 01:34:25,359
it could become self perpetuating, which is something people are

1890
01:34:25,359 --> 01:34:28,479
fearful of. HBO. Max is back or it's going to

1891
01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:31,239
come back. Have you heard about this? It's so stupid, it's.

1892
01:34:31,439 --> 01:34:37,079
Speaker 3: Well, obviously nobody liked That's what happened. Cinemax being the

1893
01:34:37,199 --> 01:34:37,720
name or.

1894
01:34:37,720 --> 01:34:40,279
Speaker 2: Max just Max. Yeah, nobody liked well because they were

1895
01:34:40,279 --> 01:34:42,880
trying to pull away from HBO. Of them, the idea

1896
01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:44,880
of them being a place where I don't know, like

1897
01:34:44,960 --> 01:34:46,479
quality movies and TV.

1898
01:34:46,359 --> 01:34:52,800
Speaker 3: People are craving quality entertainment, yes, and and people Netflix,

1899
01:34:53,279 --> 01:34:56,640
Apple TV. I don't really watch anything on Amazon. I'm

1900
01:34:56,640 --> 01:34:59,399
sure there's some great stuff there. Is stepped in and

1901
01:34:59,479 --> 01:35:04,680
just stole all of uh HBO's milkshake. Max has Max

1902
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:08,880
used to be the redheaded stepchild of of HBO, and

1903
01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:11,439
I used to think it had the possibilities of being what.

1904
01:35:11,319 --> 01:35:13,319
Speaker 2: Netflix is there thought you're talking about Cinemax.

1905
01:35:13,439 --> 01:35:15,760
Speaker 3: Cinemax I thought could have been a Netflix where it

1906
01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:18,119
did send all the super edgy shit there.

1907
01:35:18,680 --> 01:35:19,760
Speaker 2: That's what they did for a while.

1908
01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:22,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now it's just like.

1909
01:35:22,319 --> 01:35:24,319
Speaker 2: The Nick was on Cinemax, one of the best shows

1910
01:35:24,319 --> 01:35:27,920
of all time. All right, So yeah that's my opinion. Yeah,

1911
01:35:27,960 --> 01:35:30,279
I still I mean they screwed up. Yeah, but they're

1912
01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:33,880
doing that across the board, or they tried that across

1913
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,920
like every network was doing that, and then I think

1914
01:35:35,920 --> 01:35:37,920
they realized, like, wait a minute, what are we This

1915
01:35:37,960 --> 01:35:41,399
is ridiculous. Why would you destroy a brand like that HBO.

1916
01:35:42,039 --> 01:35:46,680
Speaker 3: HBO was the brand of excellence for comedies, dramas.

1917
01:35:46,920 --> 01:35:49,800
Speaker 2: Boxing Box killed HBO Boxing, which I adored.

1918
01:35:50,640 --> 01:35:53,479
Speaker 3: It's just like, dude, you let these fucking suits come

1919
01:35:53,520 --> 01:35:57,039
in thinking they because they're just in ivory towers.

1920
01:35:57,680 --> 01:35:59,640
Speaker 2: That's what was. That was that was.

1921
01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:02,399
Speaker 3: But it's like going back to what I'm saying about

1922
01:36:02,479 --> 01:36:07,560
La comedy. They're not pushing culture anymore. They're just like

1923
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:11,600
laying into stupid and like if you don't like get

1924
01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:14,479
a thousand lasts per second, they don't think you're doing

1925
01:36:14,479 --> 01:36:14,880
it right.

1926
01:36:15,119 --> 01:36:17,239
Speaker 2: And it's like, no, dude, it's.

1927
01:36:17,079 --> 01:36:20,720
Speaker 3: Like, let's get back to people saying things that get

1928
01:36:20,720 --> 01:36:27,079
people uncomfortable. Well, I'm not Let's be provocative, stop shunning provocative.

1929
01:36:27,640 --> 01:36:28,720
Speaker 2: Stop running them out.

1930
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:30,119
Speaker 4: Stop dude.

1931
01:36:30,199 --> 01:36:33,119
Speaker 3: Sometimes silence is people listening intently.

1932
01:36:33,359 --> 01:36:38,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, just getting offended thinking thinking.

1933
01:36:36,960 --> 01:36:39,399
Speaker 3: You can get standing o's in the war all the

1934
01:36:39,479 --> 01:36:43,840
time recently because I just fucking burnt the place down.

1935
01:36:44,359 --> 01:36:48,119
But I get ran out because like, I'm not getting

1936
01:36:48,359 --> 01:36:52,039
a billion laughs per second, and you're putting me up

1937
01:36:52,039 --> 01:36:55,119
in such a sloppy time that I can only do CrowdWork.

1938
01:36:55,159 --> 01:36:58,720
Nobody's gonna listen to my well crafted multi layers dick jokes.

1939
01:36:59,079 --> 01:37:02,319
At fucking twelve thirty in the morning, I got asked

1940
01:37:02,319 --> 01:37:06,600
this dumb ass crowd who shit faced a million questions

1941
01:37:06,680 --> 01:37:08,920
just to get an ounce of fucking gold out of there.

1942
01:37:08,920 --> 01:37:10,760
Speaker 2: You're not getting the best people. You don't think LA

1943
01:37:10,880 --> 01:37:15,479
is just stupid. That's that's LA is scared, Okay. I

1944
01:37:15,479 --> 01:37:19,640
mean they're intelligent, they're not smart. They're scared a lot

1945
01:37:19,640 --> 01:37:22,279
of stupid people, and they're scared because they need a

1946
01:37:22,359 --> 01:37:25,720
thousand green lights to work. So ESPN is hired rich

1947
01:37:25,880 --> 01:37:28,000
Or is hiring rich Eisenbach. I'm happy about that.

1948
01:37:28,279 --> 01:37:33,920
Speaker 3: Sartiana's yeah, is that means he's moving into the big seat.

1949
01:37:34,039 --> 01:37:37,000
Speaker 2: But they're counting is he moving into ice and seat

1950
01:37:37,039 --> 01:37:39,520
over there. No, No, mean, he's on the ice and show.

1951
01:37:39,520 --> 01:37:41,359
He's I know what I'm saying, Are you saying he's

1952
01:37:41,359 --> 01:37:43,640
moving into eis and Share on that show and taking care.

1953
01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:46,079
Speaker 4: Know what I'm saying is that that show is going

1954
01:37:46,159 --> 01:37:46,560
to be caught.

1955
01:37:46,680 --> 01:37:49,840
Speaker 3: There's a real belief that Pat McAfee is done.

1956
01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:52,279
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing right here. This is Pat McAfee

1957
01:37:52,319 --> 01:37:54,479
finding out about it and reacting to because they're putting

1958
01:37:54,479 --> 01:37:57,399
it on, they're cross programming it, they're putting on the

1959
01:37:57,439 --> 01:37:58,880
same time, which is what I always tell you, we

1960
01:37:58,880 --> 01:38:01,039
should never put our podcasts out at the same time

1961
01:38:01,079 --> 01:38:03,239
with you and him because they cannibalize each other. And

1962
01:38:03,239 --> 01:38:05,199
this is him coming in that realization right here.

1963
01:38:05,239 --> 01:38:10,199
Speaker 16: Learned Rich Eisen's coming back to ESPN Rich twenty some

1964
01:38:10,279 --> 01:38:10,600
of years.

1965
01:38:10,600 --> 01:38:10,920
Speaker 2: Wow.

1966
01:38:11,319 --> 01:38:13,399
Speaker 16: Yeah, I'm a big fan of Rich Richie. Rich has

1967
01:38:13,399 --> 01:38:15,199
been very nice to me, very cool to me. He's

1968
01:38:15,199 --> 01:38:19,359
going live noon to three. I believe Eastern on ESPN,

1969
01:38:19,439 --> 01:38:21,960
Blood Good Disney, Bluss respect.

1970
01:38:22,039 --> 01:38:24,239
Speaker 2: I can watch. Yeah, I don't know. In Seid of

1971
01:38:24,279 --> 01:38:26,000
a Bitch that feels very interesting.

1972
01:38:26,600 --> 01:38:30,279
Speaker 16: But also love Rich eyes, so I am cool with whatever.

1973
01:38:31,159 --> 01:38:34,159
That's a fascinating thing, though nonetheless a flagship that's about

1974
01:38:34,159 --> 01:38:35,399
to be launched. I think it's gonna have everything that

1975
01:38:35,600 --> 01:38:38,079
ESPN has twenty nine to ninety nine a month all

1976
01:38:38,079 --> 01:38:40,119
to find in one area. Good luck to everybody and

1977
01:38:40,159 --> 01:38:42,479
all parties involved there and shout to rich Eysen coming

1978
01:38:42,520 --> 01:38:44,720
back one of the men who built you know, ESPN,

1979
01:38:44,880 --> 01:38:46,800
especially alongside of his sports and are run back in

1980
01:38:46,840 --> 01:38:49,119
the day, first ever hire for NFL network rich Issen

1981
01:38:49,479 --> 01:38:51,520
on air higher Yeah, So I mean he's been there,

1982
01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:53,399
done that. Coming back to ESPN feels like a full

1983
01:38:53,439 --> 01:38:56,000
circle moment. Noon the three is fascinating for sure. Is

1984
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,520
that a message means? I don't know, but cool whatever,

1985
01:38:59,239 --> 01:39:01,039
But nonetheless we're happy Richard's back.

1986
01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:06,000
Speaker 2: That's strange, right, likeing it yeah, bring it? Yeah? What

1987
01:39:06,000 --> 01:39:09,359
do you think they're trying to destroy a show like well, it.

1988
01:39:09,479 --> 01:39:12,920
Speaker 3: Seems like it's the Rick Eisen is the only name

1989
01:39:13,159 --> 01:39:14,800
on the NFL network.

1990
01:39:15,399 --> 01:39:17,680
Speaker 2: And he's been there from the beginning, from the.

1991
01:39:17,640 --> 01:39:22,680
Speaker 3: Beginning, and now they're bringing them to ESPN's NFL network.

1992
01:39:23,319 --> 01:39:26,359
Speaker 2: So I don't I understand what he's saying.

1993
01:39:27,119 --> 01:39:31,520
Speaker 3: It's like when David Wayne's got mad that two networks

1994
01:39:31,560 --> 01:39:34,000
put black sitcoms up against each other.

1995
01:39:34,399 --> 01:39:36,520
Speaker 4: And he's like, you're splitting the audience. Why would you

1996
01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:36,960
do that?

1997
01:39:37,479 --> 01:39:40,720
Speaker 2: So remember these ads when NFL Network was about to launch.

1998
01:39:40,840 --> 01:39:43,039
They were the best, some of the most effective and

1999
01:39:43,119 --> 01:39:44,239
best ads ever.

2000
01:39:46,039 --> 01:40:10,479
Speaker 17: Fantasy for me, you couldn't do that anymore him doing

2001
01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:11,760
judging the cheerleading.

2002
01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:14,279
Speaker 2: Then you couldn't do it on ESPN because they're fucking

2003
01:40:14,560 --> 01:40:17,000
of course not. But those, man, those are such good ads.

2004
01:40:17,039 --> 01:40:18,680
I remember those like it's.

2005
01:40:18,720 --> 01:40:21,880
Speaker 3: It's it's like, I understand why mcavee's upset me too,

2006
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:24,960
of course. Yeah, but mcavee wherever he goes, he brings

2007
01:40:25,039 --> 01:40:25,920
audience with he will.

2008
01:40:26,000 --> 01:40:26,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gotta.

2009
01:40:26,960 --> 01:40:30,239
Speaker 3: They're mad because he's doing great numbers and not doing

2010
01:40:30,279 --> 01:40:33,119
it their way and he's doing it his way. And

2011
01:40:33,359 --> 01:40:36,479
once again, this is the same thing wrong with Hollywood,

2012
01:40:36,800 --> 01:40:39,520
is that the suits who went to Ivy League schools,

2013
01:40:39,960 --> 01:40:44,720
I think they know Middle America and South is the South,

2014
01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:48,840
and they don't know jack shit. And you know knows

2015
01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:53,439
that the fucking field goal kicker from the Indianapolis Colts.

2016
01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:56,560
Speaker 2: That's who knows, right or the punter. This is the

2017
01:40:56,600 --> 01:41:00,479
last thing. Okay, So the if you don't know the

2018
01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:04,479
NBA is rigged. We confirmed it because the Lakers traded

2019
01:41:04,960 --> 01:41:08,279
I'm sorry, the Mavericks. The Dallas Mavericks a you know,

2020
01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:13,479
medium to big, large market team, but sweetheart, a team

2021
01:41:14,079 --> 01:41:15,920
that just gone to the finals.

2022
01:41:16,039 --> 01:41:23,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, player that people considered generational made number one.

2023
01:41:23,439 --> 01:41:26,079
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I was gonna let me set it

2024
01:41:26,159 --> 01:41:29,520
up and then you do your riff on greatest player

2025
01:41:29,960 --> 01:41:32,479
in the NBA possibly right now, he's definitely in the

2026
01:41:32,479 --> 01:41:36,520
top three. They traded him to the Lakers for nothing.

2027
01:41:37,760 --> 01:41:41,760
And back then when that happened, we both said the

2028
01:41:41,880 --> 01:41:44,359
NBA is fixed, and we will know for sure that

2029
01:41:44,439 --> 01:41:47,840
it's rigged when the Dallas Mavericks, the team that sent

2030
01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:51,279
that generational talent to the Lakers, get the first overall

2031
01:41:51,399 --> 01:41:54,119
draft pick and get Cooper Flag, this great player from

2032
01:41:54,199 --> 01:41:57,960
Duke in the NBA draft, and the lottery just happened.

2033
01:41:58,319 --> 01:42:01,560
They had a very like a one percent chance, less

2034
01:42:01,600 --> 01:42:05,359
than a chance one point eight percent, and they got

2035
01:42:05,359 --> 01:42:06,439
the number one row.

2036
01:42:06,560 --> 01:42:10,119
Speaker 3: And so so, of course Colin Cowherd, who refuses to

2037
01:42:10,119 --> 01:42:13,600
believe any conspiracies and never goes back and apologizes when

2038
01:42:13,600 --> 01:42:17,800
he gets it wrong. Uh, he says, it's absolutely ridiculous

2039
01:42:17,840 --> 01:42:18,840
to think that they would rig it.

2040
01:42:19,079 --> 01:42:21,880
Speaker 4: So what Colin Colehard wants you to believe, is that.

2041
01:42:21,800 --> 01:42:25,720
Speaker 3: The the the two teams that didn't even have great

2042
01:42:25,760 --> 01:42:27,880
odds to win the draft.

2043
01:42:28,399 --> 01:42:30,960
Speaker 4: Both the season before the season of.

2044
01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:37,960
Speaker 3: That particular draft traded generational talent to the Lakers to

2045
01:42:38,039 --> 01:42:42,520
help Lebron James. Okay, and both teams that traded that

2046
01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:46,359
player away won the draft in which a player at

2047
01:42:46,399 --> 01:42:49,520
the time was seen as a generational player.

2048
01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:53,600
Speaker 2: Z Williams. They gave it to the Pelicans when the

2049
01:42:53,720 --> 01:42:57,079
NBA owned the Pelicans and had to sell them, and

2050
01:42:57,119 --> 01:42:58,720
then that guy. They were like, hey, dude, we'll get

2051
01:42:58,720 --> 01:43:01,239
you the number one pick if you buy the Pelicans

2052
01:43:01,239 --> 01:43:03,039
from us. Are the Hornets at the time, they were,

2053
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:06,000
I mean, it's it's It's happened many times. And his

2054
01:43:06,079 --> 01:43:09,560
dumbest argument was that they wouldn't do it because it's illegal.

2055
01:43:10,199 --> 01:43:12,359
He's stupid. Have you learned any I mean, they rigged

2056
01:43:12,399 --> 01:43:16,199
these games, the referees. They sent Patrick Ewing to the

2057
01:43:16,560 --> 01:43:18,520
this is and this is the thing. Okay, So I

2058
01:43:18,560 --> 01:43:20,960
saw this video this weekend. By the way, I love

2059
01:43:21,720 --> 01:43:23,560
Dan Patrick. I love him.

2060
01:43:23,600 --> 01:43:25,239
Speaker 4: I listened to his show every morning.

2061
01:43:25,800 --> 01:43:29,840
Speaker 3: He also gets a little like fucking Boomer and doesn't

2062
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:31,880
believe in any fucking conspiracy.

2063
01:43:32,279 --> 01:43:34,880
Speaker 2: He accidentally let the cat out of the bag. He's

2064
01:43:34,920 --> 01:43:38,079
telling stories about things that would piss off Stern, the

2065
01:43:38,520 --> 01:43:43,199
former uh, the former chair of this, I mean the

2066
01:43:43,239 --> 01:43:47,880
former uh. And one of the stories he tells, and

2067
01:43:47,920 --> 01:43:49,920
I'm trying to see I meant to share the time

2068
01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:53,560
with myself, is of this. There's a journalist. He's in

2069
01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:56,920
the other room. Stern doesn't know he's overhearing it. And

2070
01:43:57,520 --> 01:43:59,840
Stern is yelling at this journalist who's about to do

2071
01:43:59,840 --> 01:44:03,960
a serious story about the frozen envelope, the ewing draft. Yeah,

2072
01:44:04,119 --> 01:44:06,640
and he and and I'll just tell you what he says.

2073
01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:08,960
He says he can hear Stern and this is the

2074
01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:11,239
only time he said he ever really got and he

2075
01:44:11,319 --> 01:44:13,800
was like afraid of him. He and Stern is yelling

2076
01:44:13,920 --> 01:44:16,399
and like, if you do that story, I'll burn you down,

2077
01:44:16,520 --> 01:44:19,920
like really threatening the guy, like you cannot do this story.

2078
01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:23,039
And that was the one time that Patrick was and

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he was just telling this as like a funny story.

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But really what it tells you is there's something. Why

2081
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would he care there's smoke? Why would Stern care if

2082
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that wasn't the truth? Man?

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Speaker 3: I agree, you know, and it's just like if you look,

2084
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so if you study. Since Lebron James has left the

2085
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Calves for the first time.

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Speaker 2: He said it too this week. He thinks it's rigged.

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Speaker 3: So that so every time a franchise loses their their

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franchise player, they get the first pick in the draft.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I hope LaMelo is good enough to quality Kyrie.

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Speaker 3: Now what's his face? How you nlv that ended up

2091
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being a bust? I don't even think it was that bad.

2092
01:45:03,760 --> 01:45:08,199
He just got the Byron Scott, who's the worst? Anthony Bennett,

2093
01:45:08,279 --> 01:45:11,600
who's the worst coach? You don't want to be a

2094
01:45:11,680 --> 01:45:14,680
rookie with an old school hard coach, you know.

2095
01:45:14,760 --> 01:45:17,560
Speaker 8: Like, uh, yeah, you're right, especially today, like like the

2096
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kid who went to the Detroit destroyed Yeah yeah and

2097
01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:27,079
dark darko militants. Right, they didn't need destroyed him.

2098
01:45:26,479 --> 01:45:29,560
Speaker 3: They brought him and they had rush Sheid Wallace and

2099
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us Ben Wallace just beat the ship out of the kid.

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Speaker 2: He was just done.

2101
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Speaker 3: He couldn't even get on the court because they were

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so good. They should have gone Carmelo Anthony Joe Dumars

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is a retard.

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Speaker 2: Okay, like that could have continued. Another couple of years.

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If they had gone Carmel, yeah, they could have crushed it.

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Speaker 3: So anyways, so so Cleveland got two first round picks,

2107
01:45:53,680 --> 01:45:59,119
Kyrie and then Bennett. Okay, then you go to who

2108
01:45:59,199 --> 01:46:01,560
else was it? Who else lost their player? And then

2109
01:46:01,560 --> 01:46:05,680
they got the first pick. We all know the Anthony Davis.

2110
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There's five of them. I don't know the other one.

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Speaker 2: And then.

2112
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Speaker 3: Oh oh, I think he said Wiggins to Minneapolis after

2113
01:46:16,920 --> 01:46:21,600
they lost KD, you know, and it's just KD, then

2114
01:46:21,880 --> 01:46:27,279
Anthony Davis and then then Luca. Yes, and the NBA

2115
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is gonna fuck around and find out. When people think

2116
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your ship is rigged, they're not gonna watch anymore.

2117
01:46:33,560 --> 01:46:36,520
Speaker 2: And this is not a small this is very widespread.

2118
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People really think this, and how could you not, Yeah, Johnny,

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I mean the dude, The Hornets have been the worst

2120
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team by percentage when you hear the new thing over

2121
01:46:47,239 --> 01:46:49,119
the last three decades, and they have not gotten the

2122
01:46:49,159 --> 01:46:51,439
number one pick since Larry Johnson. They think you guys

2123
01:46:51,479 --> 01:46:53,840
are going to try. What you guys are going to try.

2124
01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:58,000
Speaker 3: To do is trade up, possibly take on Paul George

2125
01:46:58,600 --> 01:47:02,239
and get that second pick and then send LaMelo to

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the Clippers.

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Speaker 4: That's the talk Clippers.

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Speaker 2: That's the talk right now. No, no, I do. I

2129
01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:09,920
do think we're gonna try to trade up, but we

2130
01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:12,399
wouldn't have to give him up in then we have

2131
01:47:12,520 --> 01:47:13,920
we have way too many. We have a ton of

2132
01:47:13,920 --> 01:47:16,319
picks like the Hornets that we have the In fact,

2133
01:47:16,319 --> 01:47:18,279
the Hornets get the most fucked because not only did

2134
01:47:18,279 --> 01:47:21,840
we drop, but we have the MAVs number one. We

2135
01:47:21,920 --> 01:47:24,960
have their first round pick, so so now they're getting

2136
01:47:24,960 --> 01:47:29,319
better with flag we have their next number one. Okay, yeah,

2137
01:47:29,359 --> 01:47:29,960
that sucks.

2138
01:47:30,359 --> 01:47:32,159
Speaker 3: If I was If I was the MAVs, I would

2139
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trade that pick, and they.

2140
01:47:34,000 --> 01:47:36,520
Speaker 2: Traded for PJ. Washington and it became a really valuable

2141
01:47:36,520 --> 01:47:38,880
pick until this ship happens, of course, and you know

2142
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I would trade. I would.

2143
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Speaker 4: They're talking about san Antonio moving the two.

2144
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Speaker 2: Does the NBA love san Antonio so much? Because I

2145
01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:48,640
think they're just a class organization.

2146
01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:53,680
Speaker 3: Move san Antonio, move, move un number two pick No,

2147
01:47:54,000 --> 01:47:56,920
move to number two, picking Castle to get the bucks

2148
01:47:57,000 --> 01:47:58,119
and get the honest.

2149
01:47:57,920 --> 01:48:03,000
Speaker 2: Be honest. Yeah, I can see that. Do you have

2150
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enough shooting on that team?

2151
01:48:04,159 --> 01:48:04,319
Speaker 17: Though?

2152
01:48:04,319 --> 01:48:07,960
Speaker 2: With John we'll see dude. I mean you could pick

2153
01:48:08,039 --> 01:48:11,520
up shooters left and right. Yeah, that's interesting. Anyway, that's

2154
01:48:11,479 --> 01:48:13,319
another boy sick of any talk. That's all I got

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for you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, crazy Uh. The final is Nikkah Hitler. Okay,

2157
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enjoy that. I hope you guys had a great time.

2158
01:48:24,479 --> 01:48:27,319
We had a lot of fun. Tell your friends about

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01:48:27,359 --> 01:48:30,319
Broken sim It's an action packed, funny show.

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01:48:31,359 --> 01:48:36,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. So there's there's that. I love you guys. I

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love you guys.