Speaker 1: Of all four of us on the Beninskin Show, which
Speaker 1: of us do you guys think is the biggest germophobe?
Speaker 2: I think you you think so, yeah, Christina, I'd agree
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you think so yeah.
Speaker 4: Are you talking about germs or people that don't like Germans?
Speaker 3: Both? Okay, people that don't like German germs?
Speaker 4: All right, that's very niche.
Speaker 3: No, here's why I ask.
Speaker 1: Occasionally, something horrific happens, like you go into a public
Speaker 1: bathroom and your phone falls out of your pocket on
Speaker 1: the ground right by the public toilet, well, on the
Speaker 1: floor by the public toilet, the poop ground. Yeah, covered
Speaker 1: in poo dust, faces from thousands of years. So yeah,
Speaker 1: So things like that happen.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 1: Burn the phone, chlorox wipe? I think you just stop living,
Speaker 1: because you know there with some things. There's like food,
Speaker 1: you have a five second rule as it is, or
Speaker 1: three second rule.
Speaker 4: Five seconds? Yeah, five seconds. I don't understand the five
Speaker 4: second rule.
Speaker 5: The dust particles from the floor can't get on the
Speaker 5: food in five seconds. It's what you like to trick
Speaker 5: yourself into thinking.
Speaker 1: No, right, yeah, So today I was walking into the
Speaker 1: building and I had this big, giant jug of water
Speaker 1: that I always had because I love big jugs. Yeah, naturals, yep.
Speaker 1: And I was like, it reminds me to drink water.
Speaker 1: So I have this oil tanker of water with me
Speaker 1: every day. And so I was carrying two bags as
Speaker 1: I came in here, and I set one down by
Speaker 1: the trash.
Speaker 3: Can in the parking garage. As you come into the elevators.
Speaker 1: You said, bags, Yeah, two bags. And so I set
Speaker 1: my giant drink down on top of this trash can,
Speaker 1: and I was manipulating the things in my bag, and
Speaker 1: this water bottle fell back behind a trash can in
Speaker 1: the parking garage that's nuzzled into a corner to where
Speaker 1: I don't know if anything's touched since the day this
Speaker 1: building was built.
Speaker 3: It's nothing but trash scum behind that.
Speaker 6: Only a bill and spiders too, Yeah, spider webs.
Speaker 3: Those spiders, scorpions.
Speaker 2: That's the trash can in the building that's most likely
Speaker 2: to have a dirty diaper in it.
Speaker 3: Why would that be?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So my question for you guys is would you
Speaker 1: still be drinking out of it like I am.
Speaker 5: There's gotta be a hey, there's there's a chain of
Speaker 5: command here. Did you go disinfect this and the breaker?
Speaker 1: I'll want you to know that it was hard to
Speaker 1: even reach to go back behind that trash can and
Speaker 1: get it. I had to move the trash can. It
Speaker 1: touched the trash can all over it. I made love
Speaker 1: to that trash can. It was like I was all
Speaker 1: up in the guts of that trash can. That's disgusting.
Speaker 3: And so it was.
Speaker 1: And then as I reached down to get my cup,
Speaker 1: I kind of lathered it up and whatever crap dust
Speaker 1: was back there behind that trash can.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting. I definitely I would have hot water treated
Speaker 2: that at least.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I immediately came up to the breakroom kitchen and I
Speaker 1: got out the dishwater soap and I was scrubbing this
Speaker 1: full water bottle in the sceink. FRONT had to get
Speaker 1: in like four sales conversations.
Speaker 6: I still wouldn't drink out of it until I put
Speaker 6: it in the dishwasher, though we have bottom water in
Speaker 6: their ba.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey man, what the angle of the breakroom too?
Speaker 5: If you walked in on bench grubbing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, Have you guys ever seen there's a behind Kevin
Speaker 2: is a Judge Judy episode and occasionally they're flashing up
Speaker 2: a gal and I saw it right there, and my
Speaker 2: first thought when I saw it was that girl has
Speaker 2: definitely had anonymous sex in a parking lot. Has that
Speaker 2: ever been the first thought you've had of someone when.
Speaker 4: You see them?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. So just meeting a stranger.
Speaker 2: And having set with them in the parking lot, it's
Speaker 2: like that girl has definitely done that.
Speaker 6: It kind of looks like great value. Sweet d Yeah,
Speaker 6: I don't know what that is, but it sounds amazing.
Speaker 1: She remind minds me of the Introdark time members.
Speaker 4: Right now, you're ready, you're ready.
Speaker 2: Right right ready, time to do one.
Speaker 7: Poor time qui efan with ill show you're going ruling it,
Speaker 7: except with similar sweet pursuing it handled out shaw shank
Speaker 7: through the sewer, kid, Now what chilling at the eagle. Yeah,
Speaker 7: we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock. Got a
Speaker 7: habit for my house, a goat status Howard starting to
Speaker 7: get craddic shows that up multiplied like a rabbit du
Speaker 7: n zone out, crank.
Speaker 8: It up, beat the habit, I want anything out with
Speaker 8: the friends rocking on the radio, My hon home boys
Speaker 8: talking all.
Speaker 2: The bank and go time this.
Speaker 4: Oh baby baby got steen.
Speaker 3: Hold up lady.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 1: Late last night, my seventeen year old son came downstairs
Speaker 1: and started asking a lot of questions about it. If
Speaker 1: it was going to be safe to go to school today,
Speaker 1: because of what happened to your water bottle, because of
Speaker 1: the weather reports were that there's gonna be a flurry
Speaker 1: of winter activity and there's gonna be some hail, sleep
Speaker 1: and black ice, and we're all gonna die on the
Speaker 1: highway today.
Speaker 3: So there was a lot of weather panic in my house.
Speaker 1: And obviously you know it's like sixty outside earlier, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, coldfront is starting to uh move in. For instance,
Speaker 5: if to all our friends out there and Amarillo listening
Speaker 5: right now, her seven degree he's an Amarillo right now.
Speaker 4: Why'd you do that to them?
Speaker 5: Because they're shivering all right, seven degrees and that's coming
Speaker 5: towards us. Tomorrow morning's wind shill will be negative too.
Speaker 5: The wind is going to be very high. The I
Speaker 5: will say, it's not gonna be very moist beginning around
Speaker 5: midnight tonight, it's gonna be dry, So no really worries
Speaker 5: about ice and things like that. I went to the
Speaker 5: grocery store this morning to kind of stock up, and
Speaker 5: it was the grocery store was in panic zone as
Speaker 5: she gets megs ten am this morning, and they treated
Speaker 5: the parking lot like mister Freeze was coming to town.
Speaker 5: But I don't think it's gonna get that. It's a
Speaker 5: little wet, like moist driving in, but that's all gonna
Speaker 5: dry up.
Speaker 4: What do you mean they treated the parking lot.
Speaker 5: They put stuff on it, sand I don't really know,
Speaker 5: but some type of crystals. Honestly, it felt like stuff
Speaker 5: you might putting to your coffee like that, you know,
Speaker 5: that sugar type stuff. Because I was sitting there going,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna slip walking on this stuff before I.
Speaker 3: Would ooh, sue the store.
Speaker 4: Well, and you could sue Nike too.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's good.
Speaker 4: Somewhere in Nike. You get them both, right, because it
Speaker 4: wasn't my fault. I was injured. I slipped on the crystals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I basically just don't play golf, right, like I
Speaker 2: think your son was like, Ooh, I can freak my
Speaker 2: dad out and get him to write me a note
Speaker 2: before tomorrow even happens.
Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, but tomorrow know whether crisis on the road's
Speaker 1: either just gonna be cold cold.
Speaker 4: I mean, look, God could change his mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I thought it was supposed to like drizzle rain all
Speaker 6: day tomorrow. And that's the problem because it's gonna be
Speaker 6: below freezing for like two whole days.
Speaker 2: I the last I saw rain stops it basically right
Speaker 2: now today.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, that's the last I've seen too.
Speaker 5: But you know that could change, and when it does,
Speaker 5: we'll let you know what that could change, and we'll
Speaker 5: let you know who. Okay, the audience out there, the
Speaker 5: millions of people across the Metropex and the world listening, why.
Speaker 4: Would they wait till three o'clock tomorrow? They have the internet. No,
Speaker 4: I was still about today's show.
Speaker 5: If we find out, hey man, there's been a the
Speaker 5: cap has fell off or zoom?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, let us all tip our caps
Speaker 4: be ready?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 4: Do you guys mind it? Are y' all done with
Speaker 4: the cold weather?
Speaker 3: Y'all?
Speaker 4: Do y'all mind? If I get some death news, get
Speaker 4: it to start off the week?
Speaker 3: Get it?
Speaker 5: Oh no, you said, Christina, could you crank up my
Speaker 5: computer please?
Speaker 4: You guys know the song? Oh yeah, he has no
Speaker 4: the words to the song on Turkey.
Speaker 5: I want salmon and chicken, ocean fish flavors, Keep me licking.
Speaker 5: I want turkey, salmon and chicken, ocean fish flavors, keep
Speaker 5: me licking.
Speaker 4: So it's the meal Mixed song.
Speaker 5: The guy who made the meal Mixed song Ron Tusiano.
Speaker 4: Dead at the age of eighty six.
Speaker 3: Oh did he do any other songs?
Speaker 4: His vision to get the cat in front of a
Speaker 4: camera and make it go yom yom yow. So he
Speaker 4: wrote the song or he directed the commercial. They directed
Speaker 4: the commercial. He's the art director behind the commercial.
Speaker 3: What a gene he was.
Speaker 6: He didn't actually make the cat same out right, that.
Speaker 4: Was just all I'm sure someone else came in and
Speaker 4: was like animated.
Speaker 5: So this guy was an advertising executive and his idea,
Speaker 5: the meow Mixed commercial one of the more famous commercials
Speaker 5: of our time, believe it or not.
Speaker 2: Weirdly, for people mine in Ben's age, it was a
Speaker 2: staple of our youth. Yeah, like it was on all
Speaker 2: the time. And in fact, if you had a cat,
Speaker 2: you just get me mixed, because you just get a song.
Speaker 2: We worked with a gal named Sybil, and Sybil kind
Speaker 2: of took that bit and she would just do meals songs.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying, like people that are in their fifties,
Speaker 2: they'd know that world inside out because it was running
Speaker 2: during all the What's Happening reruns that we used to watch.
Speaker 4: Well, there's one big death that happened over the weekend.
Speaker 3: I know it's a big, big one, but it's a death.
Speaker 5: Also Francesco Revelia. You guys know who Francesco Revelia is read?
Speaker 4: I thought that's the guy. I just said. That's a
Speaker 4: different guy.
Speaker 3: Were you reading an Italian newspaper?
Speaker 5: This guy, he is Italian, the inventor of nutella, dead
Speaker 5: at the age of ninety seven.
Speaker 4: You know what, man, he did not contribute what what
Speaker 4: tell is?
Speaker 3: You don't like busting those out?
Speaker 4: No tell is not a beating.
Speaker 2: Neutel is a beating. It's fine, you have it and
Speaker 2: then go, man, I wish I was eating.
Speaker 4: Chocolate or peanut butter in my case.
Speaker 1: All right, you're right though it's it is. It's not
Speaker 1: as good as either of the things that's pretending to be.
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I had this like big
Speaker 2: asthma attack and they said, all right, here's the stuff
Speaker 2: you're allergic to. And of all the stuff they listed.
Speaker 2: There's like, you're allergic to these milk products. I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: no more chocolate. And then they're like, don't worry, you
Speaker 2: can have carib if you guys ever had that?
Speaker 3: Uh huh sucks.
Speaker 2: It sucks. It's like, no, it's a chocolate substitute.
Speaker 4: Like, no, it's not.
Speaker 2: It tastes like dirt butt. It's like when someone it's
Speaker 2: like when you go mad. Love it, doctor Pepper, Oh,
Speaker 2: mister pibb. They're not related. They don't taste the same.
Speaker 2: They're not related. That's like me asking for a water
Speaker 2: and you offer me coffee. They don't taste the same.
Speaker 2: They're not the same thing. Man, back off, get off
Speaker 2: my nuts. Carab sucks and yeah it'scarved me, dude, I've
Speaker 2: never heard of it.
Speaker 4: These things a lot of taste test tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Remember the old comedian Carab top.
Speaker 5: Oh, guys just beating each things with a bat and
Speaker 5: what else is my trunk? Because things come in threes. Lastly, guys,
Speaker 5: if you could just get them up German three. It
Speaker 5: is the twenty four year anniversary. Dale Earnhardt Junior slamming
Speaker 5: into turn three. I'm sorry, Deal Earnhardt Senior slamming into
Speaker 5: turn three, clearly not wearing you know, any type of
Speaker 5: seat belt. The Hans device wasn't created.
Speaker 3: Then wait, was he wearing a seatboat?
Speaker 4: I doubt it. I assume he was unrecognizable.
Speaker 2: I doubt it. That's editorializing. Well, let's be race without
Speaker 2: a seat belt?
Speaker 3: Or did he just.
Speaker 5: Seem like the guy who would wear a seat belt
Speaker 5: doesn't think about it?
Speaker 2: I can't tell the difference in him and Richard Petty. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: that is an indictment of you. Yeah, I agree, And
Speaker 2: that is a look in the mirror moment for you.
Speaker 2: It is for the rest of us over here.
Speaker 5: We are going to celebrate those threes up on the
Speaker 5: twenty four anniversary of the death of del Arnheardt Raizelle.
Speaker 4: Praise Dell. He's not dead. Just one lap ahead there
Speaker 4: is Kevin Turner.
Speaker 1: All right, uh coming up next, boy, we have a
Speaker 1: lot of good SNL stuff, a lot of good stuff
Speaker 1: on the course of the show.
Speaker 3: Where are you going to take us next? Kate?
Speaker 5: You Well, let's start with the concert that happened Friday night.
Speaker 5: Is this the new most popular rock band in all
Speaker 5: of the world?
Speaker 3: Boom, that's next.