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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Chris, and I died recently

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and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where

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we interview everyone in Hell and my co host Clayton

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the younger brother satan Is appears to be late, but

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I'm sure he'll go Chrish, Yeah, he's Why are you limping?

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Speaker 2: Oh it feels good?

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I'm like Chris, so what a busy thing? No,

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just the intro and it's always the same every time,

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so you're good. Okay, Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: I mean people could probably skip the first fifteen seconds

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of this podcast every.

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Speaker 1: Week and they wouldn't miss anything. Don't do that, though, yeah,

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because you might miss something. So wait, what happened to

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your Was it your leg?

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Speaker 2: It's just my new walk. It's the new walk I'm adopting.

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It's like, you know, sometimes you see people and they

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walk all cool. Huh that's that's like, That's what I'm

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doing now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But but it looked more like a like an

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old man hunched his back is given up, you know

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how the old man kind of like their bodies are

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shaped like seas.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about, Chris. Okay,

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I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna.

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Speaker 1: Shoot you straight.

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Speaker 2: I hurt from the waist down. I don't know what's

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going on. It's very concerning. It could be a pulled groin, muscle.

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I could have lost something up there while doing things.

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Speaker 1: I just I don't know what's wrong with the Chris you.

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Is it like a food thing? Did you eat anything bad?

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Speaker 2: I mean it could be, but you know, I don't know, Like,

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are you supposed to bleed out the ass and the penis?

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Speaker 1: Are your balls supposed to swell up like water balloons? Uh?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's not supposed to happen. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I have no idea what's going on with it?

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Speaker 1: It hurts very badly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Is it anything you ate? Did you anything bad?

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Speaker 2: I mean I always eat bad.

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Speaker 1: I do that all the time.

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Speaker 2: I go to the restaurant and I try to find

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them most unhealthy thing that's going to just tear my

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stomach up, because that's how you get strong.

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Speaker 1: You get strong by eating the bad stuff. I guess, yeah,

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But I mean, I don't know nothing out of the ordinary.

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It's just like, yeah, oh, what's going on? Is it

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just down there or what it's just down there. It's

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just all down there. I'm bleeding out of all the orifices.

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My balls are swelled up to the size of beach balls.

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I mean, look look at them.

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Speaker 2: Look at them, Chris, Yeah, yeah, yeah, close, look right there.

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Speaker 1: No, no, it's one of those things. I would take

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your word for it, but no, you're right. That's actually

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bigger than beach balls. Those are more like like medicine ball.

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Medicine balls.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, medicine Yeah, that's that's that's that's an idea,

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medicine balls.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, maybe I should call it doctor.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, what do you think?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I think you should. I mean yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean typically I try to avoid doctors because I

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think that, you know, they're dumb and they don't know anything.

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They're just there to take your money. But maybe I

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should Maybe I should talk to a professional quotation marks

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a professional.

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Speaker 1: I think you should. Yeah, I think so too. Who

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is our guest this week? Hitler?

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Speaker 2: Hitler? Fuck that guy, Fuck that guy. Okay, fuck that guy.

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We're no cancel on him, No way, We're getting Hitler. Okay,

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Hitler's canceled. Haylor is canceled. Let me, let me make

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a phone call.

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Speaker 1: All right, okay, yeah, yeah, sorry, Hitler, we're gonna apologize.

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Don't apologize, okay, no, I take back the apology. You're

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not on the show. Well, I don't care. I don't care.

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I don't know. Look, talk to the talk to the Russians.

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I don't care.

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Speaker 2: Dona's painting sucks, don't Tony sucks at painting and your

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painting sucks.

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Speaker 1: All right, nice, nice, that'll make him think dick. All right,

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let me whip out the red pages. Let's see if

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we can find a medical professional of some sort.

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Speaker 2: Me see doctor Phil, doctor Oz, doctor feel good now.

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Speaker 1: Doctor Alexander Fleming. I don't know who that is, lane.

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Speaker 2: Uh, doctor doh, doctor Jekyll.

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Speaker 1: Ah oh oh, like of mister Hyde fame.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's the only thing I know him

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from is the mister Hyde.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, oh you should call it that guy. Get

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him over here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, hold on, let me let me whip out

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my health phone. Yes now, I need a house call,

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yeah right away, that's right, okay, see sore, bye bye.

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All right, well, doctor Jeckyll's on his way.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh all right, well that's quick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, come on in, come on, in.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, guys, how's it going. I got a housset call?

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What uh what's going on? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Good to see doctor chuckle. You see I feeling some pain,

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experiencing some pain.

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Speaker 2: Maybe he can help me out, Doc, it's all left

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up down there, you know, it's it's.

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Speaker 1: It's it's bad.

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Speaker 3: Why don't you stop sitting on those two beach balls.

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I think that's probably what's causing the discomfort. What are

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you sitting on those for?

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Speaker 1: Doctor chuckle? Those aren't beach balls. Those aren't beach balls.

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Speaker 3: What are they?

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Speaker 1: Their medicine balls? Their medicine balls?

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Speaker 2: Doesn' testicles? Doctor juckell. I mean you're you're some sort

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of chemist wizard. Can you just like whip up a

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potion that's gonna make me feel good?

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Speaker 3: That's true. I am absolutely a medical professional who is

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licensed and experienced, and I have obviously seen this before.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh uh.

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Speaker 3: I think you might be pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Okay, like with twins, because there's two big.

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Speaker 3: Well see that. I run into this all the time

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with lay persons. I apologize. I often have to explain

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medical jargon for people's You see, inside the male body,

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there are two fluid filled leprosy is it leprosy? Do

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you think you're a leopard? No, I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't think it's leprosy.

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Speaker 2: But earlier you just said I was having babies like

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twins or something.

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Speaker 3: It's it's a very common it's a common mistake between

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being pregnant and being a leper. It happens all the

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time in my field that I have a lot of

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experience in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, when were you a doctor again?

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Speaker 3: The eighteen hundreds, Yes, the late eighteen hundreds, at the

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peak of Grave Robbings, So I have a lot of

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experience in these matters.

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Speaker 1: Oh see, do you feel any kicking in your pesticles?

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Like little babies kicking?

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Speaker 2: No? I mean if you are referring to the sharp

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pain that you know anytime I move or breathe, and

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that could be a kick.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It could be a knife, could be whatever's in there

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is just like stabbing the insides.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.

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Speaker 3: Doc.

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Speaker 1: It's do you have any medicines or anything like that?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I I don't know. If you know much about

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my past. I I try not to mix too many

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potions these days. I had an incident with that in

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the past.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, any other suggestions or can you, like, do you

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have any suggestions? I mean, can you should I massage them?

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Should I put heat on them? Should I make them cold?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: I mean what what should I do?

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Speaker 3: Doc? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: All three?

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, consecutively and concurrently. I see it'll it'll probably.

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Speaker 2: Work, probably work, got it? I might need a second opinion.

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How about a oh oh you got mister Hyde. I

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heard he's really cool. Can we talk to mister Hyde?

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Can you bring him out?

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Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, he is mister Hyde. Uh. To

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be clear, I am I am Doctor Jekyl, and while

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he is very intelligent, I don't I don't want to

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do that.

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Speaker 4: You don't want to bring out you know, hide no

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is your stick?

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Speaker 2: I mean, isn't that the thing that you do you're

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known for? Is you know you're doctor Jekyll And then

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oh well, I.

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Speaker 3: Uh, you know, people are known for all sorts of

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things that they're not proud of. I I I don't

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think that you want to be remembered historically for some

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of the things that mister Hyde may have done in

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my body.

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Speaker 1: Well, you're not you're not really doing You're not really

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particularly helping the situation. Doctor.

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Speaker 3: Well, to be clear, you sir called me a medical doctor.

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Absolutely well yeah, oh okay, and I can't do it.

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I can't do it anymore. Can I confess something? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Sure, sure, go for a talk?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well that work like absolution here, because I could

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use that right about now.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you think it's you're going to get to heaven, no,

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but go for it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well I'll give it a shot. Okay, I am a doctor.

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I am a doctor. You were correct. I am doctor Jekyl.

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I h However, my PhD is in English?

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Speaker 1: Learn what is what?

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Speaker 3: My PhD is in English literature?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: All right, so well you don't have any medical knowledge whatsoever.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean no, but I mean if you want

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me to take a look at your balls, I can

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give it a shot.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna ZiT my pants up. I'd prefer you not.

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But I thought this isn't macgee, since I thought you

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invented like a serum, Yeah, made you into another person entirely.

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Speaker 1: What's up with that? My memory of doctor Jackyl and

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mister Hyde was you invented a serum that was supposed

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to make you a better person, but instead it put

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all the good attributes into you, doctor Jackyl, and all

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the bad attributes into mister Hyde. But then you couldn't

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control it, and mister Hyde was taken over and it

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was like a you know, back and forth thing, and

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he was murdering people and you were trying to stop

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yourself from transforming to mister Hyde. Yeah, Chris is read

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the spark. It's up. Yeah, yeah, So what's the deal?

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Speaker 3: Well, see the thing about that is, you know, after

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you die, you don't have a lot of control over

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who writes your story. So some things got a little embellish,

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like what like what? Okay? So I was at this party,

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huh and they had this thing jungle juice. You for

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a jungle juice?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah, it's it's super it's super tasty. So

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I went to the apothecary because I'm like, well, I

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want to make some jungle juice. I don't know how

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to mix things, so I just kind of closed my

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eyes and held out my arms and just kind of

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dropped a bunch of stuff into my basket. And so

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you know, like like what little snake oil. Of course,

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it being the eighteen nineties, it was all over the place. Yeah,

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some robotussines, a little bit of four loco, Oh, a

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little bit of horny goat weed. You know, I got

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that gas station there, just every bathroom you go into.

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It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: Was the four loco because they changed the formula and

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four loco I guess it being the eighteen hundreds, it

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was probably the original formula that was a lot stronger.

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Speaker 3: Oh, knock your socks off, son, Yeah, you're kidding me. Yeah,

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we had cocaine and coca cola back then. Oh yeah

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you should.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine what they had in for loco then. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think they actually used to grind up four people

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like dead bodies.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, whoa, that's crazy. That's Loco four times high.

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So then what happened?

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around you're trying to make your jungle juice, and then

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you just just mixed them together and then you made

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some sort of serum.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I called it scissor. Unfortunately, once again history you know,

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it's written by the guys who hold the pens. And

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I was dead, so you know that that that rapper

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took that from me. Pretty pissed about that, actually, So yeah,

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I just kind of mixed some stuff together and you know,

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chugged it.

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Speaker 1: Down, and what happened.

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Speaker 3: I got a pretty I'm not sure how to say this,

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got the biggest erection of my life.

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Speaker 1: That'd be the horny goat weed, horny goat we.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking it was probably the horny goat weed. Yeah, yeah,

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that was a mistake. I would like to really re

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emphasize the fact that it was. It was a pretty

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impressive it was a pretty impressive erection. I don't know,

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I don't know. I mean, I've seen his balls, so

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I can't compare to that, but I'm I was doing

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all right?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, Well, so what there was was mister Hyde

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just pure evil or what?

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Speaker 3: No, he's actually pretty cool. You ever go to a party,

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huh and you show up and you think that everyone's

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gonna be like, hey, there it is is doctor Jackyll

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and instead they're like, oh, hey, doctor Jacky, where's mister

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High And so it's like they really wished you'd brought

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your really cool friend with instead.

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Speaker 1: That I kind of feel in that right now, actually

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yeah a little bit. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wait, so like did they understand that you were the

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same person or did they know that that was like

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your drunk persona because like, whenever I get really wasted,

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I call myself the beast, you know, And it's like,

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if I drink too much, then the beast comes out,

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and then I do this shit where I'll like I'll

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hit people really hard on the back with my hand

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and then it like leaves the five finger handprint, and

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I call that the mark of the beast. Anyways, totally unrelated.

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But so did they know that you were two separate

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people or what?

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Speaker 3: No, they knew, they knew we were the same person.

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They were just kind of bummed out. And honestly, I

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just I don't let him out anymore because he kind

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of blows up my spot.

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Speaker 2: I see.

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Speaker 1: So is it a thing where you have to drink

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the serum and he comes out or is it just

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something that happened sometimes?

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Speaker 3: Now it was initially, but I went on a couple

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of benders back in the day, because you know, the

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the ladies are like, oh, doctor Jakyll, we've heard such

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good things about mister Hyde, and they're all flirty and

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all of a sudden, like you see a naked wrist

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and you're like, all right, something's going to happen here.

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So I take the serum, but eventually you can wrist.

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Eighteen nineties, remember like eighteen nineties.

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Speaker 1: It's a different time.

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Speaker 3: Naked wrist is yeah. Oh man, I mean you see

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an ankle back then you're pretty much just gonna get pregnant.

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Yeah yeah, But then they're like, oh, we'd love to

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see mister Hyde. So I'd take the serum and then

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you know, after a while, I didn't even need the serum.

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He would just kind of you just kind of show up.

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Speaker 2: I see sounds like a really cool party trick, and

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this guy sounds pretty rad. Can you can you just like,

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can you bring out mister Hide just real the hell

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of it? I mean, yeah, you're not gonna help me,

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you know, with my medical condition because you're a phony doctor.

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Speaker 1: You studied English late. Did Charles Dickens write anything about

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massive balls and how to take care of them?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Unpublished? Oh oh oh yeah, fascinating though very detailed.

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The veins he really focused on.

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Speaker 1: It was it was the best of times of the

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worst of times, right, But I mean, yeah, if you're

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not gonna be able to help us out from a

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medical perspective, at least show us this cool trick. I

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mean I want to see it as your hide. I

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want to see that guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I honestly, I really would rather not.

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Speaker 1: Well just drink the serum. Do you have this cereum?

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, like one of the levels. The hell

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they kept trying to make me turn into hide. I

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think it was like a punishment or something. But you know,

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they couldn't. They really just couldn't figure out the dosages.

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Like I said, Like, so, I mean I drank so

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much robotussin. Huh. I didn't get a cold for sixteen years. Damn.

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It was amazing. So maybe you should rub robotusten on

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your balls.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna do that.

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Speaker 1: Are there any other things that I don't know bring

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him out of you?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe if we if we like slip you

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around a bit, you know, get you angry, you know,

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does that work?

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Speaker 3: Like the whole I don't really want you to do

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anything like that.

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Speaker 2: Come on, come on, head, let's see show yourself.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, god, oh my god, are you wearing rings?

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Speaker 1: So there's a nine rings of hell on your face?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, miss tried, It's stop.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna sit down I'm a out

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of breath and b this is just kind of turning

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embarrassing because we just made this man come to tears.

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Speaker 3: And I just wanted people to like me.

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Speaker 1: Well maybe if he turned into mister hydemore off and

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they would.

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Speaker 3: Well mean, maybe if you were were nice instead of

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hitting me with rings?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what about like, are you frightened of anything? You know?

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Speaker 3: Goats? Goats? Oats?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, goats? Goats with an a goats. I don't like them.

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They got crazy beards to get their weed. Yeah, well

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it's a name. They don't get the weeds out of goats?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well, Clayton, do you want to like, I don't know?

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Some and a goat?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I mean I can summon one of those up looking

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split here we go. There it is, there's a goat. Behold,

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oh god, no, I my god, it's miserable.

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Speaker 1: All right, get out of here, goat? All right, get

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that goat out of here.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a change of pantaloons?

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Speaker 2: No, we do not have pantaloon changes, Cols. Can we

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get you to change to hide?

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Speaker 1: Christy? Gunny ideas?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: What about like, yeah, give me an idea, Chris, come on,

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something that's not going to make doctor jack Old.

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Speaker 1: Cry or poop.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to poop again.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, doctor Tickle. Huh, come on, bring him

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this job. Oh my god, Oh my god, it.

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Speaker 3: Was residual from the first one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, no, he's crying again. This is this is my nightmare.

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I'm not even worried about my balls anymore. I mean

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this now, it's just like, I'm I care more about

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getting mister Hyde out of this loser than my own health.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a loser. You're a loser.

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Speaker 1: Okay, good one. This is this is miserable. Chris. You

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might you might gonna get rid of this guy.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I hate to say it, but we might have

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to get Hitler back in as the last resort. I mean,

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it's as much as it pains me, anything's better than this.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're bumping me for Hitler.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, it's that bad. Yeah, I'm sorry, Jacky.

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I'm not even gonna call you doctor, but like, oh yeah, yeah, sure, man,

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Like you gotta have a little more confidence.

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Speaker 3: I try. Everyone's like, oh, doctor Jackyl, where's mister Hyde?

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And like, even you guys did it? I thought you

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guys were going to be cool.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, we thought you were gonna have an MD,

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so you know there's a lying on both sides, you know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well you looked up doctors. To be fair, I

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don't think your red pages have been updated lately.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but I mean just because you went to

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school for a little extra longer reading more Shakespeare doesn't

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mean whatever, it's in the past. Don't worry about it.

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I just yeah, we we just made a mistake. We

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can all agree on that, Doctor Jekyl. All right, here's

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the deal.

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Speaker 1: You kind of suck, but you need to own it

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from the start, you know, like, don't come in here

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trying to diagnose people pretending to be something that you're not,

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and don't be trying to like tell people, oh you

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don't want mister Hyde, he's not as cool or you

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don't need him. Like own it, you know, like mister

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Hyde sounds awesome. But you know you can be kind

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of cool too, I'm sure.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, the literature is appealing to some

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so that's you know, you got a lot going for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so don't take it personally, you know, but we

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got to go with Hitler anytime you want to talk

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about English literature. I guarantee you we will give you

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a call because I'm sure you are the best at that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, do you mean it?

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Speaker 1: Of course?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, thanks guys. I haven't had a compliment

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down here that makes me feel like.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that an erection? Is that an direction?

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Speaker 2: What is?

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Speaker 3: It's the pants?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I said, you're good, it's.

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Speaker 3: Just the pants. It's not. No, it was just really nice.

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You're not.

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Speaker 1: I complimented your knowledge of English.

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Speaker 3: Literally, my god, but it was a really nice compliment.

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Speaker 1: No, it wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Oh God, it's happening. Oh it's happening. Oh God, is

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he coming?

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Speaker 1: Is he coming?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Oh? What's up?

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Speaker 1: Guys?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 1: Mister hide?

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Speaker 3: What's up with you? Dick stands?

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Speaker 1: You know, just just hanging just hanging out.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, I thought, Wow, we had doctor jekkal On

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and we're we're hoping you'd show up.

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Speaker 3: I don't even want to talk about that, dude. No, no,

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sy dude. What's wrong with your balls? Sing? They're huge? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, man, you tell me because I don't

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know what's going on with them. I mean, have you

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ever seen anything like this.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a medical doctor. I've seen shit like that

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all the time.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're a doctor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he calls me mister Guy's got a PhD in

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English literature, like that's going to get him a job, right, Yeah,

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I actually went to medical school. Oh oh yeah, let

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me see those balls. Okay, whip those suckers out if

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you can. Holy okay, here you go. Oh damn, you've

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been putting worms in your pea hole? Why'd you do that?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Oh do I do?

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Speaker 1: I have dickworms?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? That's like, dude, that's like a record, dude, high

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five up top. Holy shit. All right, that's amazing.

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Speaker 1: All right, So do what I mean?

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Speaker 2: How do I get rid of these dickworms? That's crazy.

468
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,920
I didn't even know that was a thing.

469
00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:40,759
Speaker 3: Oh no, dude, I can fix that. Stand up, okay, sweet,

470
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:43,720
spread your feet little okay, a little bit more. All right,

471
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:46,599
you're there, all right now, this is really going to help.

472
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,279
I want you to look to the ceiling, okay, and

473
00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:50,759
I want you to think some really happy thought that

474
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,680
doesn't involve excruciating pain.

475
00:20:52,880 --> 00:21:02,759
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, and oh.

476
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,000
Speaker 3: My god, the gobble worms coming out of his deck.

477
00:21:01,319 --> 00:21:04,200
Speaker 2: You kick the ball that hurts so bad, but it

478
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,039
does actually kind of feel better.

479
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,880
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, they're a lot smaller, so yeah, wow that's gross.

480
00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:14,240
That is disgusting. But I mean you heal me.

481
00:21:14,759 --> 00:21:15,640
Speaker 2: Wow?

482
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:18,000
Speaker 3: All right, now go ahead, turn your head and cough. No,

483
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,880
I'm just fucking with you now, you're good, dude. All

484
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:20,839
those dickworms just pour.

485
00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 2: It right out, oh right on righteous wow?

486
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,440
Speaker 3: Yeah wow? All right, So who's gonna pay me on

487
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:25,839
that one?

488
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,839
Speaker 2: Sin moo? Just well, I'll hit you up on sinmo.

489
00:21:29,079 --> 00:21:31,200
Speaker 3: It's venmo. But for hell yeah, all right, don't fucking

490
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:32,960
welch on me though, No, no, never, I know how

491
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,599
those dick worms came out of you, and I can

492
00:21:34,599 --> 00:21:35,200
put them back in.

493
00:21:35,319 --> 00:21:37,720
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, why did how did you get dick?

494
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:38,279
Speaker 3: I don't know.

495
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,440
Speaker 2: I don't know, but uh wow. I mean now that

496
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,799
we have a cool guest, I mean, mister Hyde, you know, like, yeah,

497
00:21:43,839 --> 00:21:45,839
tell tell us about like what went on with like

498
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,440
the juckle and hide thing back in the day, like.

499
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,640
Speaker 1: From your perspective.

500
00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:52,000
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christ, I gotta go over this shit again.

501
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,759
All right, does anyone actually listen to the ship because

502
00:21:55,759 --> 00:21:58,000
I want to set the record straight, like for real, Yeah,

503
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:00,680
like you got like real listeners, like tan, I want

504
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,799
like metrics, like I want the real stuff.

505
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,599
Speaker 1: All of hell is required. Yeah, we're the number one

506
00:22:05,599 --> 00:22:06,319
podcast in hell.

507
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,119
Speaker 3: Oh all right, like amongst like English speakers, so right,

508
00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:14,240
uh uh yeah, I mean Spanish?

509
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,680
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, it's just English listeners primarily.

510
00:22:16,759 --> 00:22:18,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, now that that's fine. I didn't I

511
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,519
speak like sixteen languages. I just don't want to have

512
00:22:20,519 --> 00:22:22,319
to repeat myself over and over against a pain.

513
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:26,880
Speaker 1: In the ass. Okay, just the one is okay, all right,

514
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:27,720
so where do I start?

515
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,920
Speaker 3: We start? After that, A little dick sneeze all of

516
00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,240
a sudden, like mixes together concoction, and all of a sudden,

517
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,000
I pop out like I'm Steve Verkle's cooler twin Stefan.

518
00:22:35,279 --> 00:22:38,400
Yeah yeah, because it's accurate. I'm also pissed at family matters,

519
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:42,119
sons of bitches. I steal your story, yeah, yeah, pretty much.

520
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:44,480
So what happened you? The story was that you were

521
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,759
off murdering.

522
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:48,319
Speaker 1: People and like evil. Yeah, did you like crush some

523
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,319
woman or something?

524
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 3: No? Yeah, yeah, that crap. All of a sudden, they

525
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,160
write about me stomping on a woman. I didn't stomp

526
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:57,599
any women. Oh pretty much just crush an ass. Yeah,

527
00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:00,119
so you weren't evil or anything? Wow, I mean, and

528
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,240
you're always gonna get haters, that's true.

529
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So if you didn't murder anyone or and

530
00:23:05,559 --> 00:23:09,039
you're not evil, then why did you two end up

531
00:23:09,079 --> 00:23:10,759
in hell plagiarism?

532
00:23:11,079 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 3: What listen? Package deal? Okay, Like I'm stuck with him. Yeah,

533
00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:21,319
the only problem is he's my loser alternate ego. Yeah, God,

534
00:23:21,559 --> 00:23:26,279
so embarrassing. Okay. I go to med school for eight years. Okay, yeah,

535
00:23:26,319 --> 00:23:31,599
I did so many lobotomies, so many lobotomies against people's

536
00:23:31,599 --> 00:23:35,559
wills to get my PhD. I am a medical doctor.

537
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,519
Do you think he's happy about that? I had to

538
00:23:38,559 --> 00:23:39,640
do that shit at night school?

539
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah.

540
00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 3: You know how hard it is to get your PhD

541
00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:45,200
in night school? Probably? Oh yeah, because but that's the

542
00:23:45,200 --> 00:23:46,400
only time he lets me out.

543
00:23:46,519 --> 00:23:49,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all are splitting split in time, right.

544
00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:51,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I get like a two three hour window,

545
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,480
so I get stuck with night classes. Those night classes suck.

546
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,480
Do you think he's proud for me? You think he's

547
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,000
happy two doctors in the family. As it were, he

548
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
could have totally touted me out at family reunions. Double

549
00:24:04,039 --> 00:24:08,839
PhD English Lit and medical, like actual doctor for real,

550
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:13,039
not that bullshit he touts. So he decides, Oh, I

551
00:24:13,079 --> 00:24:15,359
got to make a big splash in the lit world,

552
00:24:15,759 --> 00:24:20,119
writes a paper totally plagiarize as Shakespeare literally took Hamlet

553
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,079
changed by Shakespeare to buy doctor Jekyl.

554
00:24:25,559 --> 00:24:27,680
Speaker 1: Wow, word for word he plagiarized.

555
00:24:27,759 --> 00:24:29,039
Speaker 3: He plagiarized.

556
00:24:29,279 --> 00:24:31,759
Speaker 2: I mean that is that is a huge sin. So yeah,

557
00:24:31,759 --> 00:24:35,240
that would that would Tindy down here. That's wow, that's unfortunate.

558
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,880
Speaker 3: Like didn't even read it, Like, didn't he could have

559
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,119
changed a couple of words, could have changed a couple

560
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:44,240
of those double v's into a W instead something, none

561
00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,720
of it. Wow, that got you, punk ass bitch.

562
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,039
Speaker 2: He really does suck.

563
00:24:48,839 --> 00:24:49,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's awful.

564
00:24:49,759 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 3: I mean you had to been uncomfortable, right, he had

565
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,960
to get in erection from your compliment for me to

566
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,440
show up. How sad is that.

567
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: Have all the reasons to get an erection? Does doctor?

568
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,000
I'm using quotes there, Jekyl? Does he just like keep

569
00:25:03,079 --> 00:25:05,720
you from coming out? Or like, is he just like

570
00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:06,799
trying to keep you down?

571
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 3: Well, I mean not exactly, Like he's more embarrassed that

572
00:25:11,559 --> 00:25:14,680
I come out and make him look bad more than anything. Yeah,

573
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:17,839
but the fact that the matter is well, well, come on,

574
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,519
you met the guy right right. Yeah, it wasn't hard.

575
00:25:21,079 --> 00:25:21,759
It was not hard.

576
00:25:21,839 --> 00:25:23,440
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't need help.

577
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 3: Dude, I cured dickworms in like five seconds. Yeah that's cool.

578
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,599
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.

579
00:25:28,599 --> 00:25:30,599
Speaker 3: I don't care who you are. That's cool. So it's

580
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,640
more that he just doesn't get compliments. You know, if

581
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,160
some people would throw on some compliments for the guys,

582
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,759
and he could get his rocks off and I could

583
00:25:37,759 --> 00:25:38,720
party a little bit more.

584
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,519
Speaker 1: So, like, how do you guys switch back?

585
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,200
Speaker 2: I don't know why either of you would want to

586
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,160
switch back to Doctor Jekyls so like your rock and

587
00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,880
rolling his mister Hyde and then and then what do

588
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,880
you just like have kind of like a dumb thought

589
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,359
and then he switched back into him or what?

590
00:25:51,519 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 3: No, I need to not get laid in the twenty

591
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,759
four hour period. Oh oh yeah, well either you can

592
00:25:56,759 --> 00:25:57,960
help me out with that. I don't really want to

593
00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:58,359
go back yet.

594
00:25:58,359 --> 00:25:59,559
Speaker 1: We could we could get a party going.

595
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:01,799
Speaker 2: I mean that I can get Joseph Stalin on the

596
00:26:01,839 --> 00:26:03,960
horn and you know, we can get something going. Yeah.

597
00:26:04,039 --> 00:26:06,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in charge of the party. Planning.

598
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,680
Speaker 3: You want to party? I would, I could party.

599
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,759
Speaker 2: I already tried to make jungle juice one time and

600
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:12,079
it didn't go so well, but I still.

601
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 1: Want to try it.

602
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 3: Dude, I'll make some jungle juice. Okay, you want some

603
00:26:14,319 --> 00:26:16,079
jungle juice? Yeah? I don't want to make jungle juice.

604
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:16,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, make it up right?

605
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:17,079
Speaker 3: Yeah?

606
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:17,319
Speaker 4: Yeah?

607
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,599
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, who wants to play? Never? If I ever?

608
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:20,640
Who wants to play?

609
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm a demon and I live in hell,

610
00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:25,279
so I've pretty much done everything.

611
00:26:25,519 --> 00:26:29,680
Speaker 3: Oh, look at mister demon thinks he's done everything. Hey, hey,

612
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:32,000
you ever spent some time with led Zeppelin? Huh? You

613
00:26:32,039 --> 00:26:33,720
ever sell him fish? Dude?

614
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 1: You sold fish to lead Zeppelin?

615
00:26:35,559 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 3: Yeah? More than that when the Rolling Stones came down

616
00:26:38,279 --> 00:26:40,680
here and did their Faustian deals so they could live forever.

617
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,240
Uh huh, we partied.

618
00:26:44,079 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 1: I got stories, son, I mean that's that's that's pretty radical.

619
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,279
Have you ever sold fish to led Zeppelin? Clayton?

620
00:26:50,519 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 2: No, No, I haven't.

621
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,799
Speaker 1: I can't say that I have. Well never have you had? So?

622
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone's got a drink.

623
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,799
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I think we're gonna go down to

624
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,200
the corner store and we're gonna pick up some some

625
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,200
ingredients for some delicious jungle juice.

626
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're gonna have one last. Never have I

627
00:27:04,519 --> 00:27:06,279
ever check off your list, that's for.

628
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,680
Speaker 1: Sure, that's right, compliments of mister Hyde. So yeah, Well,

629
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,319
be sure to subscribe to this podcast if you haven't,

630
00:27:14,519 --> 00:27:17,720
and tell your friends and spread the bad word. Also,

631
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,559
be sure to follow at Morning from Hell on social

632
00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:23,079
media Twitter, Instagram, you look us up on Facebook. We

633
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,759
post images of every single recording, so if you want

634
00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:27,319
to see what we all look like down in Hell,

635
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,440
that's where you can do it.

636
00:27:28,519 --> 00:27:32,759
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but ignore that Jacko punk well bitch, Yeah yeah, yeah.

637
00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:36,160
Speaker 1: That guy sucks. All right, Let's get going boys, all right?

638
00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:46,680
Oh Clayton, thank you so much. John Grills from the

639
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,359
Creepy podcast.

640
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, that was great.

641
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,079
Speaker 1: So tell listeners about your podcasts and what you do

642
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,880
and all all the cool stuff that you're doing bloody discussing.

643
00:27:56,039 --> 00:28:00,039
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I work on three podcasts play discussing. The

644
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:02,480
first one that I spend the most time on is Creepy,

645
00:28:02,519 --> 00:28:06,039
which is a weekly horror narration podcast. We wrapped up

646
00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:08,599
in our most recent thirty one Days of Horror in October,

647
00:28:08,599 --> 00:28:11,400
where we did thirty one days straight of episodes, which

648
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,039
we do every year.

649
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:14,519
Speaker 2: We hopped on a conference call to talk about like

650
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:16,039
what we're gonna do for this episode, and I was

651
00:28:16,039 --> 00:28:17,799
complaining about how much work, and You're like, yeah, I

652
00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:20,160
just wrapped up thirty one straight days of podcasting and

653
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:26,880
I was like, eh, oh, never mind, take that.

654
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:30,039
Speaker 3: That and I work on another podcast called SEP Archives

655
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,319
where I do some narration on that, where we narrate

656
00:28:32,599 --> 00:28:37,839
SCP stories from the classic SCP dot org. And then

657
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,319
on top of that, I also do a horror discussion

658
00:28:40,359 --> 00:28:43,279
podcast with my co host Megan Navarro who's the lead

659
00:28:43,319 --> 00:28:47,519
movie critic for Buddy Disgusting, and Xena Dixon, who is

660
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,119
real Queen of horror, And every week we just talk

661
00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,359
about the things that we love and horror because things

662
00:28:52,400 --> 00:28:56,119
are crazy and weird and scary enough, so we focus

663
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,519
on the things that just make us happy.

664
00:28:57,599 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 2: Awesome.

665
00:28:58,079 --> 00:29:01,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the Bloody Discussion a lot. Yeah, that's what

666
00:29:01,759 --> 00:29:02,519
my wife tells me.

667
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then me and Blaine are also going to

668
00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:08,680
be coming onto Bloody Disgusting.

669
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait. Watch some horror movies and ones

670
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:15,119
that you like preferably, yeah, and just be ready to share.

671
00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:17,799
Speaker 1: And that will be out this next week, so be

672
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,039
sure to go search for Bloody Disgusting and find us

673
00:29:21,119 --> 00:29:23,599
there and subscribe. Yeh and John, where can the folks

674
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,599
find you? On social media?

675
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,319
Speaker 3: You can find me on Instagram at creepy Pod and

676
00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:32,279
on Creepy Pod on Facebook. I'm not on Twitter because

677
00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:36,440
I just got really, really sad a few months ago.

678
00:29:38,039 --> 00:29:40,559
Understood I could be having the best day in the world.

679
00:29:40,559 --> 00:29:42,799
In five minutes of Twitter just ruined me.

680
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,079
Speaker 1: God, absolutely right.

681
00:29:45,559 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 2: Well, John, thank you so much for coming on, and guys,

682
00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:53,160
please check out Creepy Podcast and all the other good

683
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,680
stuff that Bloody Discussing is working on.

684
00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. We also we had a pacific from SCP Archives

685
00:29:58,640 --> 00:29:59,720
on as well.

686
00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:01,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's our showrunner. He's great.

687
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,640
Speaker 1: That came out just recently. We were actually on an

688
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,000
episode of that as well. So yeah, check out both

689
00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:08,759
of them and all of them all your if you

690
00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:11,960
like horror stuff, you should subscribe all your herd go

691
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:12,759
to Bloody Disgusting.

692
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,039
Speaker 3: That's the goal, all right.

693
00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:16,839
Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for coming on, and can't

694
00:30:16,839 --> 00:30:19,279
wait for you guys to hear us on their shows.

695
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,160
Hopefully we don't totally ruin it.

696
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,319
Speaker 3: Thanks man, Thanks so much. Guys yeah.

697
00:30:23,359 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: Bye