Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Chris, and I died recently
and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where
we interview everyone in Hell and my co host Clayton
the younger brother satan Is appears to be late, but
I'm sure he'll go Chrish, Yeah, he's Why are you limping?
Speaker 2: Oh it feels good?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I'm like Chris, so what a busy thing? No,
just the intro and it's always the same every time,
so you're good. Okay, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: I mean people could probably skip the first fifteen seconds
of this podcast every.
Speaker 1: Week and they wouldn't miss anything. Don't do that, though, yeah,
because you might miss something. So wait, what happened to
your Was it your leg?
Speaker 2: It's just my new walk. It's the new walk I'm adopting.
It's like, you know, sometimes you see people and they
walk all cool. Huh that's that's like, That's what I'm
doing now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But but it looked more like a like an
old man hunched his back is given up, you know
how the old man kind of like their bodies are
shaped like seas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know what you're talking about, Chris. Okay,
I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Shoot you straight.
Speaker 2: I hurt from the waist down. I don't know what's
going on. It's very concerning. It could be a pulled groin, muscle.
I could have lost something up there while doing things.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know what's wrong with the Chris you.
Is it like a food thing? Did you eat anything bad?
Speaker 2: I mean it could be, but you know, I don't know, Like,
are you supposed to bleed out the ass and the penis?
Speaker 1: Are your balls supposed to swell up like water balloons? Uh?
Speaker 3: No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's not supposed to happen. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I have no idea what's going on with it?
Speaker 1: It hurts very badly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is it anything you ate? Did you anything bad?
Speaker 2: I mean I always eat bad.
Speaker 1: I do that all the time.
Speaker 2: I go to the restaurant and I try to find
them most unhealthy thing that's going to just tear my
stomach up, because that's how you get strong.
Speaker 1: You get strong by eating the bad stuff. I guess, yeah,
But I mean, I don't know nothing out of the ordinary.
It's just like, yeah, oh, what's going on? Is it
just down there or what it's just down there. It's
just all down there. I'm bleeding out of all the orifices.
My balls are swelled up to the size of beach balls.
I mean, look look at them.
Speaker 2: Look at them, Chris, Yeah, yeah, yeah, close, look right there.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's one of those things. I would take
your word for it, but no, you're right. That's actually
bigger than beach balls. Those are more like like medicine ball.
Medicine balls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, medicine Yeah, that's that's that's that's an idea,
medicine balls.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, maybe I should call it doctor.
Speaker 2: I don't know, what do you think?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think you should. I mean yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean typically I try to avoid doctors because I
think that, you know, they're dumb and they don't know anything.
They're just there to take your money. But maybe I
should Maybe I should talk to a professional quotation marks
a professional.
Speaker 1: I think you should. Yeah, I think so too. Who
is our guest this week? Hitler?
Speaker 2: Hitler? Fuck that guy, Fuck that guy. Okay, fuck that guy.
We're no cancel on him, No way, We're getting Hitler. Okay,
Hitler's canceled. Haylor is canceled. Let me, let me make
a phone call.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, yeah, yeah, sorry, Hitler, we're gonna apologize.
Don't apologize, okay, no, I take back the apology. You're
not on the show. Well, I don't care. I don't care.
I don't know. Look, talk to the talk to the Russians.
I don't care.
Speaker 2: Dona's painting sucks, don't Tony sucks at painting and your
painting sucks.
Speaker 1: All right, nice, nice, that'll make him think dick. All right,
let me whip out the red pages. Let's see if
we can find a medical professional of some sort.
Speaker 2: Me see doctor Phil, doctor Oz, doctor feel good now.
Speaker 1: Doctor Alexander Fleming. I don't know who that is, lane.
Speaker 2: Uh, doctor doh, doctor Jekyll.
Speaker 1: Ah oh oh, like of mister Hyde fame.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's the only thing I know him
from is the mister Hyde.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, oh you should call it that guy. Get
him over here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, hold on, let me let me whip out
my health phone. Yes now, I need a house call,
yeah right away, that's right, okay, see sore, bye bye.
All right, well, doctor Jeckyll's on his way.
Speaker 1: Oh oh all right, well that's quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, come on in, come on, in.
Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, guys, how's it going. I got a housset call?
What uh what's going on? Oh?
Speaker 1: Good to see doctor chuckle. You see I feeling some pain,
experiencing some pain.
Speaker 2: Maybe he can help me out, Doc, it's all left
up down there, you know, it's it's.
Speaker 1: It's it's bad.
Speaker 3: Why don't you stop sitting on those two beach balls.
I think that's probably what's causing the discomfort. What are
you sitting on those for?
Speaker 1: Doctor chuckle? Those aren't beach balls. Those aren't beach balls.
Speaker 3: What are they?
Speaker 1: Their medicine balls? Their medicine balls?
Speaker 2: Doesn' testicles? Doctor juckell. I mean you're you're some sort
of chemist wizard. Can you just like whip up a
potion that's gonna make me feel good?
Speaker 3: That's true. I am absolutely a medical professional who is
licensed and experienced, and I have obviously seen this before.
Speaker 1: Uh huh uh.
Speaker 3: I think you might be pregnant.
Speaker 1: Okay, like with twins, because there's two big.
Speaker 3: Well see that. I run into this all the time
with lay persons. I apologize. I often have to explain
medical jargon for people's You see, inside the male body,
there are two fluid filled leprosy is it leprosy? Do
you think you're a leopard? No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's leprosy.
Speaker 2: But earlier you just said I was having babies like
twins or something.
Speaker 3: It's it's a very common it's a common mistake between
being pregnant and being a leper. It happens all the
time in my field that I have a lot of
experience in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, when were you a doctor again?
Speaker 3: The eighteen hundreds, Yes, the late eighteen hundreds, at the
peak of Grave Robbings, So I have a lot of
experience in these matters.
Speaker 1: Oh see, do you feel any kicking in your pesticles?
Like little babies kicking?
Speaker 2: No? I mean if you are referring to the sharp
pain that you know anytime I move or breathe, and
that could be a kick.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It could be a knife, could be whatever's in there
is just like stabbing the insides.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do.
Speaker 3: Doc.
Speaker 1: It's do you have any medicines or anything like that?
Speaker 3: Oh? I I don't know. If you know much about
my past. I I try not to mix too many
potions these days. I had an incident with that in
the past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, any other suggestions or can you, like, do you
have any suggestions? I mean, can you should I massage them?
Should I put heat on them? Should I make them cold?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I mean what what should I do?
Speaker 3: Doc? Yes?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: All three?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, consecutively and concurrently. I see it'll it'll probably.
Speaker 2: Work, probably work, got it? I might need a second opinion.
How about a oh oh you got mister Hyde. I
heard he's really cool. Can we talk to mister Hyde?
Can you bring him out?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, he is mister Hyde. Uh. To
be clear, I am I am Doctor Jekyl, and while
he is very intelligent, I don't I don't want to
do that.
Speaker 4: You don't want to bring out you know, hide no
is your stick?
Speaker 2: I mean, isn't that the thing that you do you're
known for? Is you know you're doctor Jekyll And then
oh well, I.
Speaker 3: Uh, you know, people are known for all sorts of
things that they're not proud of. I I I don't
think that you want to be remembered historically for some
of the things that mister Hyde may have done in
my body.
Speaker 1: Well, you're not you're not really doing You're not really
particularly helping the situation. Doctor.
Speaker 3: Well, to be clear, you sir called me a medical doctor.
Absolutely well yeah, oh okay, and I can't do it.
I can't do it anymore. Can I confess something? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, go for a talk?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that work like absolution here, because I could
use that right about now.
Speaker 1: Well, if you think it's you're going to get to heaven, no,
but go for it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well I'll give it a shot. Okay, I am a doctor.
I am a doctor. You were correct. I am doctor Jekyl.
I h However, my PhD is in English?
Speaker 1: Learn what is what?
Speaker 3: My PhD is in English literature?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, so well you don't have any medical knowledge whatsoever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean no, but I mean if you want
me to take a look at your balls, I can
give it a shot.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna ZiT my pants up. I'd prefer you not.
But I thought this isn't macgee, since I thought you
invented like a serum, Yeah, made you into another person entirely.
Speaker 1: What's up with that? My memory of doctor Jackyl and
mister Hyde was you invented a serum that was supposed
to make you a better person, but instead it put
all the good attributes into you, doctor Jackyl, and all
the bad attributes into mister Hyde. But then you couldn't
control it, and mister Hyde was taken over and it
was like a you know, back and forth thing, and
he was murdering people and you were trying to stop
yourself from transforming to mister Hyde. Yeah, Chris is read
the spark. It's up. Yeah, yeah, So what's the deal?
Speaker 3: Well, see the thing about that is, you know, after
you die, you don't have a lot of control over
who writes your story. So some things got a little embellish,
like what like what? Okay? So I was at this party,
huh and they had this thing jungle juice. You for
a jungle juice?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah, it's it's super it's super tasty. So
I went to the apothecary because I'm like, well, I
want to make some jungle juice. I don't know how
to mix things, so I just kind of closed my
eyes and held out my arms and just kind of
dropped a bunch of stuff into my basket. And so
you know, like like what little snake oil. Of course,
it being the eighteen nineties, it was all over the place. Yeah,
some robotussines, a little bit of four loco, Oh, a
little bit of horny goat weed. You know, I got
that gas station there, just every bathroom you go into.
It's crazy.
Speaker 1: Was the four loco because they changed the formula and
four loco I guess it being the eighteen hundreds, it
was probably the original formula that was a lot stronger.
Speaker 3: Oh, knock your socks off, son, Yeah, you're kidding me. Yeah,
we had cocaine and coca cola back then. Oh yeah
you should.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine what they had in for loco then. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think they actually used to grind up four people
like dead bodies.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, whoa, that's crazy. That's Loco four times high.
So then what happened?
Speaker 2: You said, you got all you got all these ingredients
around you're trying to make your jungle juice, and then
you just just mixed them together and then you made
some sort of serum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I called it scissor. Unfortunately, once again history you know,
it's written by the guys who hold the pens. And
I was dead, so you know that that that rapper
took that from me. Pretty pissed about that, actually, So yeah,
I just kind of mixed some stuff together and you know,
chugged it.
Speaker 1: Down, and what happened.
Speaker 3: I got a pretty I'm not sure how to say this,
got the biggest erection of my life.
Speaker 1: That'd be the horny goat weed, horny goat we.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking it was probably the horny goat weed. Yeah, yeah,
that was a mistake. I would like to really re
emphasize the fact that it was. It was a pretty
impressive it was a pretty impressive erection. I don't know,
I don't know. I mean, I've seen his balls, so
I can't compare to that, but I'm I was doing
all right?
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, Well, so what there was was mister Hyde
just pure evil or what?
Speaker 3: No, he's actually pretty cool. You ever go to a party,
huh and you show up and you think that everyone's
gonna be like, hey, there it is is doctor Jackyll
and instead they're like, oh, hey, doctor Jacky, where's mister
High And so it's like they really wished you'd brought
your really cool friend with instead.
Speaker 1: That I kind of feel in that right now, actually
yeah a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wait, so like did they understand that you were the
same person or did they know that that was like
your drunk persona because like, whenever I get really wasted,
I call myself the beast, you know, And it's like,
if I drink too much, then the beast comes out,
and then I do this shit where I'll like I'll
hit people really hard on the back with my hand
and then it like leaves the five finger handprint, and
I call that the mark of the beast. Anyways, totally unrelated.
But so did they know that you were two separate
people or what?
Speaker 3: No, they knew, they knew we were the same person.
They were just kind of bummed out. And honestly, I
just I don't let him out anymore because he kind
of blows up my spot.
Speaker 2: I see.
Speaker 1: So is it a thing where you have to drink
the serum and he comes out or is it just
something that happened sometimes?
Speaker 3: Now it was initially, but I went on a couple
of benders back in the day, because you know, the
the ladies are like, oh, doctor Jakyll, we've heard such
good things about mister Hyde, and they're all flirty and
all of a sudden, like you see a naked wrist
and you're like, all right, something's going to happen here.
So I take the serum, but eventually you can wrist.
Eighteen nineties, remember like eighteen nineties.
Speaker 1: It's a different time.
Speaker 3: Naked wrist is yeah. Oh man, I mean you see
an ankle back then you're pretty much just gonna get pregnant.
Yeah yeah, But then they're like, oh, we'd love to
see mister Hyde. So I'd take the serum and then
you know, after a while, I didn't even need the serum.
He would just kind of you just kind of show up.
Speaker 2: I see sounds like a really cool party trick, and
this guy sounds pretty rad. Can you can you just like,
can you bring out mister Hide just real the hell
of it? I mean, yeah, you're not gonna help me,
you know, with my medical condition because you're a phony doctor.
Speaker 1: You studied English late. Did Charles Dickens write anything about
massive balls and how to take care of them?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Unpublished? Oh oh oh yeah, fascinating though very detailed.
The veins he really focused on.
Speaker 1: It was it was the best of times of the
worst of times, right, But I mean, yeah, if you're
not gonna be able to help us out from a
medical perspective, at least show us this cool trick. I
mean I want to see it as your hide. I
want to see that guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I honestly, I really would rather not.
Speaker 1: Well just drink the serum. Do you have this cereum?
Speaker 3: Well, you know, like one of the levels. The hell
they kept trying to make me turn into hide. I
think it was like a punishment or something. But you know,
they couldn't. They really just couldn't figure out the dosages.
Like I said, Like, so, I mean I drank so
much robotussin. Huh. I didn't get a cold for sixteen years. Damn.
It was amazing. So maybe you should rub robotusten on
your balls.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 1: Are there any other things that I don't know bring
him out of you?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe if we if we like slip you
around a bit, you know, get you angry, you know,
does that work?
Speaker 3: Like the whole I don't really want you to do
anything like that.
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, head, let's see show yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh no, god, oh my god, are you wearing rings?
Speaker 1: So there's a nine rings of hell on your face?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, miss tried, It's stop.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna sit down I'm a out
of breath and b this is just kind of turning
embarrassing because we just made this man come to tears.
Speaker 3: And I just wanted people to like me.
Speaker 1: Well maybe if he turned into mister hydemore off and
they would.
Speaker 3: Well mean, maybe if you were were nice instead of
hitting me with rings?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about like, are you frightened of anything? You know?
Speaker 3: Goats? Goats? Oats?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Yeah, goats? Goats with an a goats. I don't like them.
They got crazy beards to get their weed. Yeah, well
it's a name. They don't get the weeds out of goats?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, Clayton, do you want to like, I don't know?
Some and a goat?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I mean I can summon one of those up looking
split here we go. There it is, there's a goat. Behold,
oh god, no, I my god, it's miserable.
Speaker 1: All right, get out of here, goat? All right, get
that goat out of here.
Speaker 3: Do you have a change of pantaloons?
Speaker 2: No, we do not have pantaloon changes, Cols. Can we
get you to change to hide?
Speaker 1: Christy? Gunny ideas?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: What about like, yeah, give me an idea, Chris, come on,
something that's not going to make doctor jack Old.
Speaker 1: Cry or poop.
Speaker 3: I don't want to poop again.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, doctor Tickle. Huh, come on, bring him
this job. Oh my god, Oh my god, it.
Speaker 3: Was residual from the first one.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, he's crying again. This is this is my nightmare.
I'm not even worried about my balls anymore. I mean
this now, it's just like, I'm I care more about
getting mister Hyde out of this loser than my own health.
Speaker 3: I'm not a loser. You're a loser.
Speaker 1: Okay, good one. This is this is miserable. Chris. You
might you might gonna get rid of this guy.
Speaker 2: Maybe I hate to say it, but we might have
to get Hitler back in as the last resort. I mean,
it's as much as it pains me, anything's better than this.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're bumping me for Hitler.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, it's that bad. Yeah, I'm sorry, Jacky.
I'm not even gonna call you doctor, but like, oh yeah, yeah, sure, man,
Like you gotta have a little more confidence.
Speaker 3: I try. Everyone's like, oh, doctor Jackyl, where's mister Hyde?
And like, even you guys did it? I thought you
guys were going to be cool.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, we thought you were gonna have an MD,
so you know there's a lying on both sides, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you looked up doctors. To be fair, I
don't think your red pages have been updated lately.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, but I mean just because you went to
school for a little extra longer reading more Shakespeare doesn't
mean whatever, it's in the past. Don't worry about it.
I just yeah, we we just made a mistake. We
can all agree on that, Doctor Jekyl. All right, here's
the deal.
Speaker 1: You kind of suck, but you need to own it
from the start, you know, like, don't come in here
trying to diagnose people pretending to be something that you're not,
and don't be trying to like tell people, oh you
don't want mister Hyde, he's not as cool or you
don't need him. Like own it, you know, like mister
Hyde sounds awesome. But you know you can be kind
of cool too, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, the literature is appealing to some
so that's you know, you got a lot going for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so don't take it personally, you know, but we
got to go with Hitler anytime you want to talk
about English literature. I guarantee you we will give you
a call because I'm sure you are the best at that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you mean it?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, thanks guys. I haven't had a compliment
down here that makes me feel like.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is that an erection? Is that an direction?
Speaker 2: What is?
Speaker 3: It's the pants?
Speaker 1: Okay, I said, you're good, it's.
Speaker 3: Just the pants. It's not. No, it was just really nice.
You're not.
Speaker 1: I complimented your knowledge of English.
Speaker 3: Literally, my god, but it was a really nice compliment.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 3: Oh God, it's happening. Oh it's happening. Oh God, is
he coming?
Speaker 1: Is he coming?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh? What's up?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 2: Hey, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: Mister hide?
Speaker 3: What's up with you? Dick stands?
Speaker 1: You know, just just hanging just hanging out.
Speaker 2: Wow, Wow, I thought, Wow, we had doctor jekkal On
and we're we're hoping you'd show up.
Speaker 3: I don't even want to talk about that, dude. No, no,
sy dude. What's wrong with your balls? Sing? They're huge? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, you tell me because I don't
know what's going on with them. I mean, have you
ever seen anything like this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a medical doctor. I've seen shit like that
all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you're a doctor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he calls me mister Guy's got a PhD in
English literature, like that's going to get him a job, right, Yeah,
I actually went to medical school. Oh oh yeah, let
me see those balls. Okay, whip those suckers out if
you can. Holy okay, here you go. Oh damn, you've
been putting worms in your pea hole? Why'd you do that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh do I do?
Speaker 1: I have dickworms?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That's like, dude, that's like a record, dude, high
five up top. Holy shit. All right, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: All right, So do what I mean?
Speaker 2: How do I get rid of these dickworms? That's crazy.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
Speaker 3: Oh no, dude, I can fix that. Stand up, okay, sweet,
spread your feet little okay, a little bit more. All right,
you're there, all right now, this is really going to help.
I want you to look to the ceiling, okay, and
I want you to think some really happy thought that
doesn't involve excruciating pain.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, and oh.
Speaker 3: My god, the gobble worms coming out of his deck.
Speaker 2: You kick the ball that hurts so bad, but it
does actually kind of feel better.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, they're a lot smaller, so yeah, wow that's gross.
That is disgusting. But I mean you heal me.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: All right, now go ahead, turn your head and cough. No,
I'm just fucking with you now, you're good, dude. All
those dickworms just pour.
Speaker 2: It right out, oh right on righteous wow?
Speaker 3: Yeah wow? All right, So who's gonna pay me on
that one?
Speaker 2: Sin moo? Just well, I'll hit you up on sinmo.
Speaker 3: It's venmo. But for hell yeah, all right, don't fucking
welch on me though, No, no, never, I know how
those dick worms came out of you, and I can
put them back in.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, why did how did you get dick?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but uh wow. I mean now that
we have a cool guest, I mean, mister Hyde, you know, like, yeah,
tell tell us about like what went on with like
the juckle and hide thing back in the day, like.
Speaker 1: From your perspective.
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus Christ, I gotta go over this shit again.
All right, does anyone actually listen to the ship because
I want to set the record straight, like for real, Yeah,
like you got like real listeners, like tan, I want
like metrics, like I want the real stuff.
Speaker 1: All of hell is required. Yeah, we're the number one
podcast in hell.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, like amongst like English speakers, so right,
uh uh yeah, I mean Spanish?
Speaker 1: No, no, yeah, it's just English listeners primarily.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, now that that's fine. I didn't I
speak like sixteen languages. I just don't want to have
to repeat myself over and over against a pain.
Speaker 1: In the ass. Okay, just the one is okay, all right,
so where do I start?
Speaker 3: We start? After that, A little dick sneeze all of
a sudden, like mixes together concoction, and all of a sudden,
I pop out like I'm Steve Verkle's cooler twin Stefan.
Yeah yeah, because it's accurate. I'm also pissed at family matters,
sons of bitches. I steal your story, yeah, yeah, pretty much.
So what happened you? The story was that you were
off murdering.
Speaker 1: People and like evil. Yeah, did you like crush some
woman or something?
Speaker 3: No? Yeah, yeah, that crap. All of a sudden, they
write about me stomping on a woman. I didn't stomp
any women. Oh pretty much just crush an ass. Yeah,
so you weren't evil or anything? Wow, I mean, and
you're always gonna get haters, that's true.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, So if you didn't murder anyone or and
you're not evil, then why did you two end up
in hell plagiarism?
Speaker 3: What listen? Package deal? Okay, Like I'm stuck with him. Yeah,
the only problem is he's my loser alternate ego. Yeah, God,
so embarrassing. Okay. I go to med school for eight years. Okay, yeah,
I did so many lobotomies, so many lobotomies against people's
wills to get my PhD. I am a medical doctor.
Do you think he's happy about that? I had to
do that shit at night school?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 3: You know how hard it is to get your PhD
in night school? Probably? Oh yeah, because but that's the
only time he lets me out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, y'all are splitting split in time, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I get like a two three hour window,
so I get stuck with night classes. Those night classes suck.
Do you think he's proud for me? You think he's
happy two doctors in the family. As it were, he
could have totally touted me out at family reunions. Double
PhD English Lit and medical, like actual doctor for real,
not that bullshit he touts. So he decides, Oh, I
got to make a big splash in the lit world,
writes a paper totally plagiarize as Shakespeare literally took Hamlet
changed by Shakespeare to buy doctor Jekyl.
Speaker 1: Wow, word for word he plagiarized.
Speaker 3: He plagiarized.
Speaker 2: I mean that is that is a huge sin. So yeah,
that would that would Tindy down here. That's wow, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 3: Like didn't even read it, Like, didn't he could have
changed a couple of words, could have changed a couple
of those double v's into a W instead something, none
of it. Wow, that got you, punk ass bitch.
Speaker 2: He really does suck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's awful.
Speaker 3: I mean you had to been uncomfortable, right, he had
to get in erection from your compliment for me to
show up. How sad is that.
Speaker 1: Have all the reasons to get an erection? Does doctor?
I'm using quotes there, Jekyl? Does he just like keep
you from coming out? Or like, is he just like
trying to keep you down?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean not exactly, Like he's more embarrassed that
I come out and make him look bad more than anything. Yeah,
but the fact that the matter is well, well, come on,
you met the guy right right. Yeah, it wasn't hard.
It was not hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't need help.
Speaker 3: Dude, I cured dickworms in like five seconds. Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I don't care who you are. That's cool. So it's
more that he just doesn't get compliments. You know, if
some people would throw on some compliments for the guys,
and he could get his rocks off and I could
party a little bit more.
Speaker 1: So, like, how do you guys switch back?
Speaker 2: I don't know why either of you would want to
switch back to Doctor Jekyls so like your rock and
rolling his mister Hyde and then and then what do
you just like have kind of like a dumb thought
and then he switched back into him or what?
Speaker 3: No, I need to not get laid in the twenty
four hour period. Oh oh yeah, well either you can
help me out with that. I don't really want to
go back yet.
Speaker 1: We could we could get a party going.
Speaker 2: I mean that I can get Joseph Stalin on the
horn and you know, we can get something going. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in charge of the party. Planning.
Speaker 3: You want to party? I would, I could party.
Speaker 2: I already tried to make jungle juice one time and
it didn't go so well, but I still.
Speaker 1: Want to try it.
Speaker 3: Dude, I'll make some jungle juice. Okay, you want some
jungle juice? Yeah? I don't want to make jungle juice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make it up right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, who wants to play? Never? If I ever?
Who wants to play?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm a demon and I live in hell,
so I've pretty much done everything.
Speaker 3: Oh, look at mister demon thinks he's done everything. Hey, hey,
you ever spent some time with led Zeppelin? Huh? You
ever sell him fish? Dude?
Speaker 1: You sold fish to lead Zeppelin?
Speaker 3: Yeah? More than that when the Rolling Stones came down
here and did their Faustian deals so they could live forever.
Uh huh, we partied.
Speaker 1: I got stories, son, I mean that's that's that's pretty radical.
Have you ever sold fish to led Zeppelin? Clayton?
Speaker 2: No, No, I haven't.
Speaker 1: I can't say that I have. Well never have you had? So?
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone's got a drink.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, I think we're gonna go down to
the corner store and we're gonna pick up some some
ingredients for some delicious jungle juice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're gonna have one last. Never have I
ever check off your list, that's for.
Speaker 1: Sure, that's right, compliments of mister Hyde. So yeah, Well,
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, but ignore that Jacko punk well bitch, Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That guy sucks. All right, Let's get going boys, all right?
Oh Clayton, thank you so much. John Grills from the
Creepy podcast.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys, that was great.
Speaker 1: So tell listeners about your podcasts and what you do
and all all the cool stuff that you're doing bloody discussing.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I work on three podcasts play discussing. The
first one that I spend the most time on is Creepy,
which is a weekly horror narration podcast. We wrapped up
in our most recent thirty one Days of Horror in October,
where we did thirty one days straight of episodes, which
we do every year.
Speaker 2: We hopped on a conference call to talk about like
what we're gonna do for this episode, and I was
complaining about how much work, and You're like, yeah, I
just wrapped up thirty one straight days of podcasting and
I was like, eh, oh, never mind, take that.
Speaker 3: That and I work on another podcast called SEP Archives
where I do some narration on that, where we narrate
SCP stories from the classic SCP dot org. And then
on top of that, I also do a horror discussion
podcast with my co host Megan Navarro who's the lead
movie critic for Buddy Disgusting, and Xena Dixon, who is
real Queen of horror, And every week we just talk
about the things that we love and horror because things
are crazy and weird and scary enough, so we focus
on the things that just make us happy.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the Bloody Discussion a lot. Yeah, that's what
my wife tells me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then me and Blaine are also going to
be coming onto Bloody Disgusting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait. Watch some horror movies and ones
that you like preferably, yeah, and just be ready to share.
Speaker 1: And that will be out this next week, so be
sure to go search for Bloody Disgusting and find us
there and subscribe. Yeh and John, where can the folks
find you? On social media?
Speaker 3: You can find me on Instagram at creepy Pod and
on Creepy Pod on Facebook. I'm not on Twitter because
I just got really, really sad a few months ago.
Understood I could be having the best day in the world.
In five minutes of Twitter just ruined me.
Speaker 1: God, absolutely right.
Speaker 2: Well, John, thank you so much for coming on, and guys,
please check out Creepy Podcast and all the other good
stuff that Bloody Discussing is working on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We also we had a pacific from SCP Archives
on as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's our showrunner. He's great.
Speaker 1: That came out just recently. We were actually on an
episode of that as well. So yeah, check out both
of them and all of them all your if you
like horror stuff, you should subscribe all your herd go
to Bloody Disgusting.
Speaker 3: That's the goal, all right.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for coming on, and can't
wait for you guys to hear us on their shows.
Hopefully we don't totally ruin it.
Speaker 3: Thanks man, Thanks so much. Guys yeah.
Speaker 1: Bye