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Speaker 1: All right, So dropping a chimney that's dangerous work, and

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I'm proud to say I've never hurt anyone in all

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my years of doing it. I can put it down

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within a few years of where I want measure twice,

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cut once. That's where I was almost told. That's good

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advice for anyone, no matter what you do in life,

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even if there's not any cutting involved. Oh, chimney dropping

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all that matter. But you get my meaning. Stay safe

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and I'll see them.

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Speaker 2: An old friend visited the house this week, someone who

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hasn't been around the place for a long long time.

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Speaker 1: Not another colde and ask me I love that movie,

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Jeff Goldblooms.

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Speaker 2: Not another color as Tom Finch's orange.

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Speaker 1: Oh now, fair play to you, fair play Tipperary's own

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Finch's orange. Nothing kicks like the bits in a king

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in a in a in the lemon, or the orange

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of Finches. Haven't seen it in a while, but an

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absolute banger of a drink.

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Speaker 2: It's got me under its skin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you remember the edge?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do do. I remember Tom. Hello to

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everybody of the listenership of the Tom and Jerry Show.

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I'm Jerry McBride. That is Tom O'manney Comedians at large,

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and we've got one thing to talk about right this second,

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and it's Finch's Orange back on the market.

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Speaker 1: It was gone for like, yes, five or six years.

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It's maybe a little more. The See and Sea crowd

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had taken it over. I think there's they're they're jocks.

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They've taken it over, much like I think they've taken

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over Bloomers and a couple of more things. Now they've

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taken over. And there was talks they were side owners

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coming back in a big way. Apparently it's didn't.

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Speaker 2: There doesn't mean my ignorance I didn't know, I don't

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know was gone was I don't have gone.

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Speaker 1: They they downgraded it like it wasn't on it. You

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weren't getting on the rag, you know what I mean.

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It wasn't getting on the rig. But I heard I

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mooted rumors about Finches making a comeback, and I'm so glad.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, find it. It's why it's it's available in all

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good supermarkets and probably some shit wants to Yeah, I

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don't became one of these ones like football Special. You

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have to know that yeah, yeah, yeah, or someone's going

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somewhere will take you up a weave drop. I posted

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about it on social media more and more on social media.

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In a second guys, and I said, oh, I'm drinking

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Finches orange and everybody was like, does it taste the same?

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And I'm like, to the best of my recollection of

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that I drank maybe ten years.

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Speaker 1: Ago, but does it give you is is there a

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kick to it now like you remember it had?

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Speaker 2: It's very nice?

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Speaker 1: It like, yeah, it's very nice.

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Speaker 2: It is very nice. I will say, Tom, I had

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cans of Finches orange. No sign of the lemon just yet,

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cans of Finches orange. And but the real test of

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any of these drinks is drinking a glass bottle of

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it in a pub with bank cripts.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing else. And that's I thought that that was just,

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you know, something that we had. Psychological turns out no garden.

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To the sister who worked for Boomers at one stage,

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she gave me the full rundown that inside of a

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can of anything, yeah, totally changes the flavor and the

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extra on your tongue and everything versus a glass bottle.

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Because so you're you're right if you think it's nicer

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out of the glass bottle, it is nicer because I

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can scientifically show it's looking nicer than the stuff on

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the because they have to add something to it's a

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different one that goes into the bottle, that goes into

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the can, because it has to counteract the ship that's

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on the inside of the can. Yeah, because cans are

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aluminum or whatever they are.

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Speaker 2: Makes perfect sense to me.

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Speaker 1: There's a dog in here, someone there. I'm just gonna

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say that. I don't fucking know where, but I.

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Speaker 2: Can watching them. They're lurking behind you.

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Speaker 1: He's not there now, it's just breathing, like Lord knows,

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dark Vader somewhere. Anyway. I'm in the in I'm in

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the business and in the market for some bets. I

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need bats, cricket or vampire vampire. I need the vampire ones.

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I need bats. Apparently it's the best. I've ordered two

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back boxes. I don't know how to draw them in.

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I don't know how to hear about you, but I

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don't know how to get them to commit. Apparently your

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average Irish bat will scoff two thousand midgies a night.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so if I can go right, okay, So yeah, yeah,

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yeahsa scorged.

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Speaker 1: It's like a fucking Egyptian fucking level like Kim King

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fucking Imo te plague of midges, plague of midgies, and

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I apparently two thousands a night. That's a feed. If

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I can get five or five to ten these guys

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Speaker 2: Go every night, twenty thousand midges gone every night.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if the very least they'll put the word

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out to Midgie fucking town, don't. It's a fucking horror.

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It's a fucking blood bat around the man's they've got bats.

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They've got these flying can murder weapons.

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Speaker 2: That okay, you know if you get bats, then you've

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got bats.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I can see a bat? I

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can if I get bitten by a that I can

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go all right? Do you know what you came at me?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 1: You've got speed, you've got agility, but at least I

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could see you these little fucking deaths by a thousand

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fucking bites. I can't be dealing with him. I just

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we're not on the same page at all. All the

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bet I can. I can go nose to nose with

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a bat.

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Speaker 2: I will say what a midgie will not give you

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if he bites you tom his rabies? Yeah, or what

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rabies are you worried about rabies the bat, you'd be

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worried about it. I wouldn't be one bit worried about bats.

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he has no interest in coming down and taking a

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bite out of my sour hole. I can promise you

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the last thing he wants is anything to do with

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me and be like, oh Jesus Christ, I don't want to.

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I don't want to give away a million dollar ideas

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on the podcast that we.

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Speaker 1: Don't see a fucking dime again.

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Speaker 2: How about this, right, citronella vapes.

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Speaker 1: I'd have to give them to the goats because and

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citronella vapes over a two and a half acre plot.

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Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough? Yeah, but I have never had you'd

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never not have your vape, which is so you'd be

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constantly walking in like a fucking Charlie Brown.

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Speaker 1: It's not a bad it's not a bad idea. But

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I honestly I've had I've had all sorts of sprays,

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you name it, and nothing works. There's there's when you

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get to a certain volume they break through it. You

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know what I mean? Yeah, it's volume Jersey. You like

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you look up after coming to a stop for a second,

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like you gotta do undo a not on a rope

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or something of the fucking yocus tied itself and try

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to and you look up and you go, oh, why

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is my head all for? I've got a hat. I'm

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wearing a hat.

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Speaker 2: Of me geeesz.

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Speaker 1: So that's where I'm at here. I need bats, any

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bat enthusiasts, how I can draw in some bats of

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the boxes on the way and they'll sit idle until

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I know how to get a beat into it. Apparently

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they'll just rock up if it's a nice spot. If

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anybody wants to give me advice, do I put it

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at two foot? Do I put it at twenty foot?

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Speaker 2: Up a three?

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Speaker 1: I don't fucking know.

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Speaker 2: Like so, folks, if you can, if you can help Tom,

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get a bat kind of finches orange in it for you.

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But we'll do now, Tom, We'll get on with the

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show we had on with the show before the midges

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come in and get us. We're going to get right

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into the big news of the week, Tom, with the

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first segment of the show, the weekly what have you.

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Speaker 1: This is a very complicated case, mad, You know, a

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lot of a lot of outs, a lot of what

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have you and uh, a lot of strands to keep

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Speaker 2: Man, tough fun going to be heard of mind comedy

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out of this one, I'll tell you. But we're not

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gonna We're not gonna try, we said last week on

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the commentary show. Even last week we said, though we

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don't touch any anybody that's passed away or any deaths

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or accidents or things that that, we're not that kind

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of podcast. But fuck me, Tom, here we are.

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Speaker 1: That's completely lined to our listeners up front. We we

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we we turned into the fucking obituaries. That's what we

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Speaker 2: We had see the iceman on the podcast last week

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and I said, yeah, he's dead, but he's like five

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thousand years old dead. This week's death is a little

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more fresh than the memory. But mention it anyway, just

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so everybody knows. We're not making little of this lady

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who passed away at the weekend. But it was such

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a fucking horrific circumstance that we decided that's fucking bind

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tidy for a comedy podcast. No jokes about this. It's

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a Brazilian lady, twenty some odd years of age, twenty one,

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twenty one died in a bridge swing accident. A video

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of this went viral online and I had watched this

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like ten times before I realized, oh shit, this isn't Ai. Yeah, yeah, no.

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glass bridge over a river in China and fifty people

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faulted their deaths, and it's like it's Ai. Okay, that's

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the video. I felt, we were watching now, But no.

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It is a lady in Brazil, a twenty one year

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old on vacation when her falla. Her name is Maria

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Eduardo Rodriguez de Fritis.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what you say vacation, She isn't from Chune,

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I'd say, don't know. In all fair, ince's a big

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beef plant up in Tune. She easily could be from

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fucking tub if she's.

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Speaker 2: One thing for what I for what I know about Brazil,

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Thomas that you can get in the air, report in

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Brazil and fly for ten hours and land in Brazil.

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Speaker 1: That's that's come big.

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Speaker 2: She went on a on a rope bridge swing, little

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little extreme kind of bungee jump sort of a thing,

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and opted to go for the Superman dismount, which is

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which is where you can just let's drink you off yourself.

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sort of like a dirty dancing uh you know. The

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final dirty dancing post was extraction. You lift out and

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then they just hock you off the bridge, and she

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opted for that. And as the video goes on, you're like, oh,

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she's not tied to anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, especially when you hear the other people go, that's.

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Speaker 2: Lots of people around there, like, you know, should they

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not be we look? Are we looking at what? And

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they they just pitch her off the side of this

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and she falls forty forty meters to the ground and

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and unfortunately did not survive her injuries. The lads who

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did it Tom, it must be said immediately, fucking scarboard.

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They like cartoon villains. They ran and were eventually found

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by a police helicopter infrared camera that saw them hiding

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in the woods.

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Speaker 1: They were. It turns out they were completely unregulated, they

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had no insurances, they'd know nothing. They weren't. They were

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at business of sorts. They named themselves a business, but

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as it turns out they had This is a bit

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frowned upon It isn't bungee jumping as people would think,

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because you need one hundred meters of a jump, right,

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do you know? Because when I heard about it first,

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it was like forty meters one hundred and thirty feet,

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like you know what I mean? That's yeah, No, that's

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not a bungee jumping hide No, but that's that's that's

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that's you know, how many family aids in one hundred

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and thirty like you're talking about like eighteen nineteen stories

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like off off a bridge skeleton bridge is in South Paulo.

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because it is just like we do it back Do

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you remember back in the day you do you be

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down at the river and you had a stick on

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the end of it or a tire on the end

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of a rope and you swing out and that's grand.

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your landing in ishke. This woman wants to be attached

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to a rope, fucked off the side and in the

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hope that the you know, even with the rope attached,

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you're going, well, I hope the rope is just the

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right length and that the lads, I don't come to

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it like a grinding ankle splitting halt. You'll actually swing

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back underneath. That's the hope, and that's what makes it

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an extreme sport rather where bungee is you can bounce

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and come back up, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like, well, you hope.

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Speaker 1: So, I mean, we've all seen those videos with the

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rope is a little bit too long too, but the

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there was nylane fucking rope at all tall and as

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it turns out, sitting on the ground, on the ground

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behind her and Simpson joke.

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Speaker 2: You know, shouldn't this be tied to something that you've

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ever seen in your goddamn life. We're not making light

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of it.

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Speaker 1: It's absolutely her when her fiance stood there looking on.

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Speaker 2: That's a rough one stand there like you know, so yeah,

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a dreadful situation. And our heart's go out to them,

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like you know, young people in giyant life and this

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kind of shit happens. So me and Tom have like

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thoughts on how this kind of thing in life can

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be avoided going forward. And I'll give you mine now, Tom.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear it.

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Speaker 2: Really, it's really very simple. You've heard me. Everybody who's

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listened to this podcast for long enough has heard me

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talk about my thoughts on health and safety and how.

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Speaker 1: You love it.

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Speaker 2: You love it, you know. I love a bit of

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health and safety. I love a bit of checks, and

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I honestly think I would be a pretty good health

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and safety officer.

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Speaker 1: Would be a horrible, horrible bastard.

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Speaker 2: I would not let Oh lord, Now, this is not

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necessarily how people avoid I'm not giving people advice on

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how to avoid bridge swing catastrophe in their life, because

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you're going to meet it on a day to day basis.

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But just to avoid catastrophe anywhere else, whatever you're doing

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in this life, Tom, give it a wee check.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 2: And I don't want to get too deep into it,

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but I feel we're entering into an age where shit

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doesn't work anymore. Okay. I've been in the last six

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months in a public toilet having a sit down and

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people come busting in the door and I'm just like, hey, yah,

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I'm here, and they start the door. Does all go terribly?

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That that has happened to me three times this year?

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Do you know how many times it's happened to me

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in my life?

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Speaker 1: Go on?

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Speaker 2: Three times that's it. They all happened in the last

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six month period. And it's not me for getting to

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locked the fucking thing. It's just that the locks on

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the door don't work anymore.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do you know what. I in the last

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maybe four or five days, I, myself and two other

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people have talked to have had road incidents where cars

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are just drifting over into my lane on a normal

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Like what level of fucking stupidity is coming over? Like, look,

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ineptitude is coming over?

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Speaker 2: People have late Like, I'll tell you what it is.

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And I'll tell you I can't I can't account for

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the driving one now, but I'll tell you what it is.

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Just in your general walk around day to day life, Tom,

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it's people are being paid less and worked harder and

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rewarded less, and there's a lot of fuck right, there's

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a wee bit of fucker coming in, And there's also

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a little bit of I'm giving one hundred things to

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do and eight hours to do it, and you know what,

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there's a couple of them. But I just I tried

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my level best and I just didn't get around to

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doing it. I just didn't get around to doing this.

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I just didn't get around to doing that stressed to

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the high though fucking everything's mad expensive. I'm doing my

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level best and I'm sorry. Of the one hundred things

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I was asked to do today, I got to ninety

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five and one of those five was I didn't fix

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the lock on the toilet door. And someone busted in

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a film McBride trailers around his ancles.

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Speaker 1: You see, that's that's where this is where it starts.

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And give it five years and we look like, yang,

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do you know what I mean? Where it's not just paint,

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it's painted on fruit on the front of the fruit

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Red shop. You're going, well, I didn't have time to

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pick the fucking fruit because your man had me breaking

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fucking rocks for fucking forty two hours this week. Right,

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I'm just gonna paint paint some apples on the front

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of it, and you can take that for what it

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is and as good as I can do.

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Speaker 2: You know, you know, we we all learned about this

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on the side Tom yourself or I learned it about

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it in the shop when my forklift course and all this,

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and we were always told with your forklift, check your

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forklift every morning before you go anywhere, to make sure

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everything's right, the lugnuts are tight. All this kind of thing. Now,

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how many times did you fucking do it? Because, like

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I was driving it yesterday was fine. Here we go,

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I'm telling you, man, going forward, you gotta fucking check shit.

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You gotta give everything just a little. If you take

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the card of the garage and do a pre nct

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check and the handed back you here's the thing. Just

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go around and make sure they put the lugnuts back

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in the wheels, because they are working like dogs all day.

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Might have just slipped her mind? Might I only put

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three of the five in? Like this is not beyond

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the realms of possibility. You gotta gotta gotta check, folks.

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Otherwise you know you're you're, you're, you're just you're leaving

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your hand out to be slapped.

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Speaker 1: I feel well, you see what you did, what you've

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tracked over into exactly where I was coming from there,

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and I'll be won't be as I want.

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Speaker 2: To say one more thing before the pitch de orbit,

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because this this is, this is, this is personally this

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is all right if you're a gym goer. I'm a

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gym goer as well. Here's here's where I got real

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strict on health and safety of late and and doing

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checks and all this. Anytime I stand on a treadmill

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or an exercise bike or whatever the fuck it is,

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you rest assured, Tom, I checked to make sure everything works.

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I turn it on, I turn it up to a

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certain speed, to make sure that it's calibrated to kilometer

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and not miles, because it might be some calibrated to

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kilometer or summer miles before. It's just mixed. It's just mixes.

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Whatever it set, it's never regulated. And then you walk on.

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You go, well, I can run that six, and you

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put it up to six, and it throws you into

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the far fucking wall because that's six miles and not

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six kilometers. See these things happen, right, I'll tell you

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another one. On a lot of a lot of the

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treadmills that you're running along and think I've had enough

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of this. It's time for me to stop, and you

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press the stop button and it stops.

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Speaker 1: Not all of them, do Tom, No, not all of

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them do.

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Speaker 2: You press the stop button and you're pressing it like hell,

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and and it's never been fixed, and nobody's ever So

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I get on a treadmill, I put up to a

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certain speed. Make sure that that's calibrated to what I

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know is going to be checked. The ups and downs work,

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check it, The stops and starts work, and then I stop,

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go back to zero and start again. And I'm telling

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you fucking take that lesson through everything you do in life,

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whether you're a fucking crane driver or opening a bottle

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of milk like whatever it might be. Just check everything

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is going to work before you use it, because nobody's

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fucking checking by your buddy. I'm telling you that now,

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That's what I said.

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Speaker 1: As we know, we do have a whole family of

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crane drivers listen to the show and trucks.

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Speaker 2: We got a lot of We've got a lot of

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working people.

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Speaker 1: You know, some of them lads could actually probably open

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a bottle of milk with their crane. But it's it's

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it's simple enough for me jir and having run sites

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and have and like takeover situations after lads had already

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been Actually, yeah, that's done there. Now there's one rule,

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and one rule of only that. I was tall taught,

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but the scariest boss I ever had trust no cunt

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that was literally his. He wouldn't trust the fucking wife,

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not that she's gonna run off me, but I mean

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their mind might have been somewhere else. They might have

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been had your best interests at the They definitely doesn't

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have your best interest unless they're being paid to have

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your best interest at the top of the top of

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the pile. You you cannot take your eye off whatever

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a fucker has done before and going hey, because you're

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going he could have just had a round wife, He

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could have have had a cold with a bit of

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brain fog. He or she may not. I'm serious after

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every fucker because they do not have your best interest

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at heart. And it's not impersonal, it's they're getting through

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their day.

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Speaker 2: And like I said, it's not that they don't have

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your best interest in heart. I feel it's just like

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they've got life is so fucking fuck these day's life

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comes at you so especially.

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Speaker 1: In Ireland right now, we're being worked to the fucking

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cogs like we are down to fucking we're down to

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the wires now and the tires at this stage for

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some people's.

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Speaker 2: And to that end, you know, even if you're like

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so surely someone did it. I'm sure that lady in

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BRAZILA was like there's no way that they would huck

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me off this bridge without connecting a rope to me.

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But those three men there and they were like, I

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just got to get through the fucking day. Yeah, thrown

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another one over the side? Did you? Did you ship

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none of us?

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Speaker 1: That was the argument with the cops. They went, we

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weren't sure who was to tie the rope. You go,

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And she's not to be blamed because in all fairs,

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she's at a height, it's her first gig or whatever, and

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she's in a heightened state of adrenaline, and she's not

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She's just assuming that the job has been done. And

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I'll refer back to like we think their safety and

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all these things. I can remember being on things and

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you're looking at the welds on these fair ground rights

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and you're like what, and as I I must. This

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might be my fifty reference to Fantasia Land, the time

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one of the lads broke his fucking arm because there

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was a girder in a tunnel on a fucking roller

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coaster and he stuck his hands outside their like who

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doesn't want who doesn't stick their hands outside the box?

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The fucking a roller coaster broke his fucking arm from

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a girder at forty five degrees like that was there.

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He might have been to one hundred. Fuck, but just

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don't be fucking stupid. The good boy scout always double, Jaggs.

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Speaker 2: Always double. You had a lot to say on this

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as well. That's my that's my take for avoiding peril

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in this world. How are you gonna advise the good

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people of the Tom and Jerry Show how to avoid

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incidents during extreme sports?

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Speaker 1: Don't trust anybody with dreadlocks for one there, just at all.

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If they have dreadlocks or the look of a fellow

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that wouldn't mind having a head of dreadlocks, do not

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let that fella take the most most crucial part of

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what you're doing. But I would stare. Here's the thing

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when it comes to extreme sports, I have it much

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like the bat right, much like the bat situation. Yes,

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I can I can level in my mind a toe

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to toe row with a bat right. I can level that.

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I can't level with jumping off something and letting God

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and gravity deal with the situation and a couple of

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focos and a rope that will never happen me. I

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will never bund you jump.

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Speaker 2: I will because so your your solution is just don't

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fucking do these things.

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Speaker 1: Don't do the stupid shape where you're handing over all

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the chips you're handing like you go, what's the worst

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that can that's the worst that can happen. You literally,

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like Jerry said at the top of the show, we

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don't want to make little this woman. That woman made

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herself into it, but fifty pence piece by the time

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she was fucking done because she trusted lads to just

474
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,799
let the worst happen. They let They didn't do something

475
00:22:09,799 --> 00:22:12,480
that made the worst happen. They just let the fucking

476
00:22:12,559 --> 00:22:13,240
worst happen.

477
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 2: To your dreadlocks comment there, Tom, it must be said

478
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,119
that a lot of these things are run by new

479
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,960
age Carni folk, you know what I mean. These are

480
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,559
the same guys that would be like, why'd you like

481
00:22:24,599 --> 00:22:25,880
to ride the doublehel like sir?

482
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,960
Speaker 1: And if I'm not mistake.

483
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 2: There, they're like, hey, you want to do a bunch

484
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:30,960
of jump off a crane over the harbor?

485
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 1: If I'm not mistaken. Brazil, we're playing in the World Cup.

486
00:22:35,279 --> 00:22:38,599
This is that day against I don't know who I

487
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,279
can promise you as a football insane No fucking nation.

488
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,920
They were trying to peddle through as many of these

489
00:22:45,039 --> 00:22:46,839
fucking things to get down the pub as fast as

490
00:22:46,839 --> 00:22:50,200
they post possibly could. So, if you're ever trusting lads

491
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:53,559
with something, and if all it is is something along

492
00:22:53,559 --> 00:22:56,519
the lines of, hey, we're gonna get fucking pushing around, fine,

493
00:22:57,039 --> 00:23:00,160
but I can't die right if you haven't paid full attention. No,

494
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:04,319
not really, just my hurt, Okay, but when it comes

495
00:23:04,359 --> 00:23:07,559
to that level of trust, and the worst that can

496
00:23:07,599 --> 00:23:11,880
happen is fucking horrific date in front of your fiance. Yes,

497
00:23:13,079 --> 00:23:13,640
that's the time.

498
00:23:13,839 --> 00:23:16,279
Speaker 2: Go by. More fucking camera angles by the than the

499
00:23:16,359 --> 00:23:17,319
Kennedy assassinate.

500
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,319
Speaker 1: Bring the bridge, And for whatever reason, it's doing the

501
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:24,960
rounds and nobody's everybody seems so like easy going about it.

502
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,640
For whatever fucking reason, it doesn't make any sense to me.

503
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:31,200
I personally, I couldn't watch the video. I just saw

504
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,920
the girl have been hyped up onto the lad's arms

505
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,880
and oh no, I've been told about it now, but

506
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,839
I can't. I can't now that I know the full

507
00:23:38,839 --> 00:23:41,480
backstory to it, I fucking can't. This is going to

508
00:23:41,519 --> 00:23:44,960
be the bleakest thing ever. And in that my first

509
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,200
thoughts were, what were the three counts done that did it? Like,

510
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:52,759
even even going on ski with ski, you know, holidays

511
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,839
and stuff, I'm always looking up at the gundle that's gone.

512
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,799
And I remember pulling a fellow one day again. I

513
00:23:57,839 --> 00:23:59,920
went to get on one. I went, hey, hey, hey, hey,

514
00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:03,079
fucking nut washed. The whole lot is gonna off the

515
00:24:03,079 --> 00:24:06,359
fucking into that, and then all fairshry man. It had

516
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,400
just been fucking service. But the bloke that did the

517
00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:11,559
service and didn't have the fucking brains clued in that

518
00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:15,359
fucking morning, stopped the whole fucking thing, took that one off,

519
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:17,920
and then went through every single fucking one of them.

520
00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:20,559
After that, everybody was fucking raging at me for pulling

521
00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:23,079
them on one of these fucking Now, it wasn't a

522
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,519
high up thing, but you come off that and you're

523
00:24:24,519 --> 00:24:26,680
gonna land twenty feet anyway on your fucking back.

524
00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 2: Tom, you had a little final destination glimps in your

525
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,039
mind of something dreadful happening.

526
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:36,200
Speaker 1: Like I guaranteed land on a fucking Douglas fir and

527
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,599
it got just straight up through my hole like flag

528
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:40,839
the Impaler and out from one of my fucking eye

529
00:24:40,839 --> 00:24:44,119
sockets and now everybody's laughing at Tom because he looks

530
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,559
like a fucking the fairy top for Christmas tree in

531
00:24:46,599 --> 00:24:47,480
a horrific fashion.

532
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:53,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Tom, I've I've bune, you jumped, I've yes,

533
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:57,799
I've skydived, skydived, I've run with the bulls man, I

534
00:24:58,039 --> 00:24:59,200
have fucking I.

535
00:24:59,599 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: Can do the running with the bullsting. I could that.

536
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,920
I can do that. I can do much like the Siegar.

537
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:08,920
I don't trust high up gravity because the thing is,

538
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,400
I know exactly what I'll do. It has no forgiveness

539
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,519
on me, and it's the cunt that I'm tied to

540
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,680
or that tied me up to. Thing don't know. You

541
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,359
don't trust you.

542
00:25:19,039 --> 00:25:20,559
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you this, this one here is kind

543
00:25:20,559 --> 00:25:22,480
of I thought I was heading into a life where

544
00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:25,039
like me and the young lad would do all these

545
00:25:25,079 --> 00:25:27,319
things together and I would take them skydia even when

546
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:28,960
he turned eighteen, and I would do all this kind

547
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000
of crack. I gotta tell you. I watched that video, Tom,

548
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,400
and I think I'm coming around to your idea. I

549
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,079
know extreme sports are for extreme people. I'll tell you

550
00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:38,880
what it is. Right, we'll get off this and move

551
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:41,279
on with the show. But I remember a time we

552
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,759
remember when I remember when to do dar Devil things,

553
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,920
you have to be a Dare devil. There were ten

554
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,440
people in the world that did crazy shit like this,

555
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,559
that did high jumps from movies that did you know,

556
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,559
you want me to fall off a ten story building

557
00:25:57,559 --> 00:26:00,359
and land on a cushion. There was a very speyized

558
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:04,359
industry of stunt people that could do these things. Somewhere

559
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,279
in their lifetime. It was like, oh, by the way,

560
00:26:06,319 --> 00:26:08,039
you can do that. You want to pay me one

561
00:26:08,079 --> 00:26:10,759
hundred dollars American. You can you can bungee jump, you

562
00:26:10,759 --> 00:26:12,559
can jump, you can swing, you can dive, you can

563
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:13,720
do whatever the fuck you want.

564
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 1: Quick question, when did you do the bunge jump?

565
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 2: Out of interest? I did it when I was twenty

566
00:26:18,559 --> 00:26:22,200
so eleven, okay, as I measured these things.

567
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,400
Speaker 1: But I think there was there was a there was

568
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,440
a golden age of extreme sports coming in where they

569
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,000
took it so seriously because they were very aware of

570
00:26:30,039 --> 00:26:31,720
the danger because we'd only just come away from me

571
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,680
with Canevens and all the do you know what I mean?

572
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:36,440
And I think there was a period where, you know

573
00:26:36,519 --> 00:26:39,599
where we're like, fuck, what are we doing? Okay, everything

574
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,440
needs to be on point here. And then it's gotten

575
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,279
to a point where, oh the fucking the ankle straps

576
00:26:45,279 --> 00:26:48,119
are a little bit fucking warm. Sure, no, biggie, you

577
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:49,680
know what I mean. Before they'd come with a date

578
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,400
on them, when they were like harnesses, you know when

579
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,680
you go up on a high riser, you go Haronson,

580
00:26:53,759 --> 00:26:55,640
coming to date on them where they be calibrated and stuff.

581
00:26:56,079 --> 00:26:58,160
And there was even I'll never forget there was a

582
00:26:58,599 --> 00:27:00,920
I got a set of letders a friend who was

583
00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:06,200
curating a famous cathedral in Dublin, and the ladder had

584
00:27:06,319 --> 00:27:08,559
never been used and he had to give it away

585
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:12,920
because it's a check date, like it's working date, like

586
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,200
it had gone off, was a year gone and had

587
00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:16,480
never been used and he was able to give it

588
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,200
away to me for another I think now we've gone

589
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,079
into a point much like you said about people just

590
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:26,279
being over overworked and underpaid, but also the fucking dyne

591
00:27:26,279 --> 00:27:27,960
shruck has gone off for the small but where people

592
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,160
are kind of going should have. There's this housing gone

593
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,359
through it now, should for Fox's sake, what's with all

594
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:38,960
the fucking what's our Our crowd are playing at three,

595
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,160
they're playing at fucking three, and it's fucking quarters three now,

596
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,640
and we will miss the fucking We're gonna miss the

597
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,759
anthems if this we don't get the command pick her

598
00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:47,759
up to fucking throw it off.

599
00:27:47,839 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 2: I just I just go back to the stuntmen of

600
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,480
old home, where you and I would have been watching

601
00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:55,200
stunt Masters on TV and if it was Oh, it's

602
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,759
a daring bridge swing for the new James Bond Fields

603
00:27:57,799 --> 00:28:00,200
and they planned it for six months and this one

604
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,160
man in the world that could jump off a bridge

605
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,920
and swing on a rope and come around and not

606
00:28:05,039 --> 00:28:09,000
hit the beams, Like it's very specialized skill with one

607
00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:10,839
hundred people working on it to make sure it went

608
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:16,400
off without a hitch. And now it's just like next, next, next,

609
00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:17,880
Oh fuck, we didn't ty the rope on that one.

610
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:21,279
Speaker 1: Like there's like probably you and all my everybody I

611
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,519
know almost has done a bunch of jump But I've

612
00:28:23,599 --> 00:28:27,000
never trusted the kind of people that I see that go, hey, man,

613
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:29,240
I run a bungee jump thing. It's like you're doing

614
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:32,119
that while backpacking across the place, Like this isn't your

615
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,960
chosen endgame job back do you know? I'm just just

616
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,920
saying that's like I'll trust you in a you know,

617
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,839
in a smoothie bar.

618
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 2: I trust you for directions.

619
00:28:42,519 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, you know, I'll buy some beads off you

620
00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:47,519
on the side of the road if you're you know,

621
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:51,119
whatever you need. But man, you are not fucking pushing.

622
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:55,000
Speaker 2: Off off a bridge. Tom Ar. Condolence is to the

623
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:59,519
family of mister Fridis. And yeah, fucking mind yourselves out there, folks.

624
00:28:59,519 --> 00:29:01,759
We're gonna get on into boy. I'll tell you the

625
00:29:01,759 --> 00:29:03,160
rest of the shows getting much.

626
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 1: Better, it gets, it gets funnier.

627
00:29:06,559 --> 00:29:10,119
Speaker 2: Gotting to get on to the subject of our next segment,

628
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,079
which as paranormal, is this lad.

629
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: Now there's that guy, oh see and Land.

630
00:29:30,319 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 2: And I mean America America, folks. We always said this

631
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,039
lad could be one man, a lady, a dog, cash

632
00:29:41,359 --> 00:29:45,960
species or whatever. This week, this lad is an entire nation.

633
00:29:46,279 --> 00:29:48,960
It is the nation of America, who could be this

634
00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:51,359
lad any given week, quite frankly, but this week they

635
00:29:51,559 --> 00:29:56,599
out American themselves, the American more than America has ever

636
00:29:56,759 --> 00:30:03,319
americaned with the Freedom two fifty celebration featuring UFC on

637
00:30:03,359 --> 00:30:04,039
the White House.

638
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 1: Loans fucking incredible, like incredible. I think everybody at this

639
00:30:10,079 --> 00:30:11,960
stage has seen the scenes, and you know what, like

640
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,839
they knew would be a sellout. They you would be

641
00:30:15,119 --> 00:30:17,960
a big distraction thing because you know, for what, for

642
00:30:18,079 --> 00:30:22,000
what popularity Trump would have had before this. He's in

643
00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:23,640
the ship at the minute, and this would have been

644
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,559
a good distraction for for you know whatever. But when

645
00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:28,000
you look at the lineup of fights that were on,

646
00:30:28,079 --> 00:30:32,200
you're like, yes, uh huh, you're not. I'm just saying

647
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:36,319
that's nottsleg any AFTERNAT. But it isn't the platinum, It.

648
00:30:36,559 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 2: Isn't your highest of the whole fight. I knew one.

649
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,319
I knew a couple of fighters, and I knew Amanda Nunas.

650
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:46,359
Who didn't she fight? Who she beat last? She didn't

651
00:30:46,359 --> 00:30:48,039
she beat like Rander Rozsi or something like.

652
00:30:48,039 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: That, nod therouses long. Randa Rowsei fought recently though, and

653
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:56,400
she fought Gina Corano in I don't know it was

654
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,480
a PFL or something and she finished her in seven seconds.

655
00:30:58,519 --> 00:30:59,240
But the Judo.

656
00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 2: Maria s sort of a thing. All this to say,

657
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,559
I I all this to say, what Tom all this

658
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,880
to say? Fucking nothing. I've got nothing to say about

659
00:31:11,039 --> 00:31:12,400
this American thing.

660
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: I've got loads I this was talked about much like

661
00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:19,680
all the Madge ship that comes out of fucking America

662
00:31:19,759 --> 00:31:22,200
and out of the you know, the current administration, out

663
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,200
of all the administrations, I don't believe nothing. But when

664
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,039
this came out and went away that it was like, yeah,

665
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:31,880
she aenuinely didn't think this was happening up until Friday.

666
00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:37,079
Speaker 2: I think on Sunday at six o'clock, I swear I didn't.

667
00:31:37,279 --> 00:31:39,720
Speaker 1: I that's not no, I've gotten it wrong, Like you

668
00:31:39,799 --> 00:31:42,319
know what I mean, it's you know, to be let's say,

669
00:31:42,319 --> 00:31:44,000
they'll have their press conference maybe there, and they'll go

670
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:48,920
fight then up the road and we sent stable, but

671
00:31:49,119 --> 00:31:52,039
they took over the To be honest to you, in

672
00:31:52,839 --> 00:31:54,519
one way, I'm I was kind of going, it's the

673
00:31:54,599 --> 00:31:56,759
best fucking use of that fucking place in a long time,

674
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,480
like because it looked spectacular what they did. They had

675
00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:01,640
the claw from you two that they borrowed, that they

676
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,920
were using that stage, the class stage. But it was

677
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,759
the I knew, like that's out in the lawn, which

678
00:32:07,799 --> 00:32:09,759
is fine. We've all had kids parties out in the

679
00:32:09,799 --> 00:32:14,559
lawn like this is. But it was the press conferences

680
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,599
coming out of the fucking watch and call it build

681
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,119
and blew my mind out of the what's the name

682
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,480
of the building, fucking the one with all the pillars. Yes,

683
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,200
and you know there's not n in there. The lads

684
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,839
are just widening the darkness to come down the steps

685
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,279
with all the military band beside them or whatever, and

686
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:34,759
it's and it's like seventy steps all the way down

687
00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:37,079
and about it's it's it's.

688
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,440
Speaker 2: Absolutely amazing to me. I saw one image there which

689
00:32:39,519 --> 00:32:41,319
is just like the White House. And again, if you

690
00:32:41,599 --> 00:32:43,160
if you think if people have been living on a

691
00:32:43,279 --> 00:32:45,000
rock and haven't seen this, and they're like, what do

692
00:32:45,039 --> 00:32:47,599
you mean UFC at the White House? I mean UFC

693
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,039
at the fucking.

694
00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 1: White House, where it's normally in an arena.

695
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,839
Speaker 2: They built an arena outside the White House. They shipped

696
00:32:54,839 --> 00:32:58,240
in as many handpicked celebrities to come in. You know,

697
00:32:58,319 --> 00:33:00,960
they didn't bring anybody that was puging into the clause,

698
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:03,039
so they didn't bring in a bunch of lefties and

699
00:33:03,079 --> 00:33:04,240
it wasn't the ticket at event.

700
00:33:05,039 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 1: Zach Bryant band playing exactly like I do like Zach Bryant.

701
00:33:10,519 --> 00:33:12,599
Speaker 2: But you know there's there's a shot, Tom, I'm sure

702
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,480
you've seen it. It's the White House in the background

703
00:33:14,519 --> 00:33:17,720
with the U two claw and the k the KFC.

704
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,559
Speaker 1: The UFC KFC. We're definitely there, the UFC.

705
00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:23,599
Speaker 2: Cage and two lads swinging thomps at each other as

706
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:27,039
a squadron of fighter jets scream over the road. This

707
00:33:27,279 --> 00:33:30,279
is of the White House pumping out red, white and

708
00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:36,279
blue smoke. And I'm like, you cannot, you cannot American

709
00:33:36,319 --> 00:33:36,720
more than this.

710
00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: It was the timing. Whoever choreographed that to get waiting this,

711
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,119
this is a very rare thing to do, this said.

712
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:51,319
So they had the blue leadsweater, the blue angels, and

713
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,200
they had the Navy fly a squadron what's known as

714
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,720
a delta squadron of twelve. And you never see twelve, right,

715
00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:00,839
but of course Trump want to twelve. Whoever got twelve?

716
00:34:01,119 --> 00:34:04,880
But they set the timing amazing, a very good man singing.

717
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,440
I don't know who he was, very good man singing.

718
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,119
I thought they'd have some sort of selim but he

719
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:10,239
looked like he looked like a fellow that would sing

720
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:14,559
at your wedding. And he got Rico Palazzo. Do you

721
00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:16,360
know what I mean? They got it, but he got

722
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:23,280
it bang on there and the free and these fucking

723
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,000
twelve JITs. And this is when I was we were

724
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,480
talking before. There was a moment right where everyone's like whoa,

725
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,760
and everybody's who and Trump is fucking salutin like he's

726
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,239
in the army, and it actually cut to your mandana

727
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,719
White and then fairness, there was a moment of him

728
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,079
kind of gone, you genuinely just starts cracking. It looks

729
00:34:40,119 --> 00:34:44,320
after the left by himself gone Fox's sake, even he

730
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:48,679
knew here it was a bit charry because that would

731
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,599
that now would be out of his hands, like you

732
00:34:50,639 --> 00:34:51,960
know what I mean, because when it gets to the

733
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,239
White House, you're not allowed, you know, dender bringing in.

734
00:34:55,559 --> 00:34:57,960
But I mean the panto that it was like did

735
00:34:58,039 --> 00:35:01,039
you see now I'm telling you, my they are out American.

736
00:35:01,079 --> 00:35:03,719
You didn't mention the most American thing ever right now,

737
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,719
I'm gonna tell you in the second. First of all,

738
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,000
I says, they must have set up a good sized marquee,

739
00:35:09,039 --> 00:35:11,679
you know, a nice, a nice, a nice marquee. Now

740
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,760
you know what a nice ones you'd see the punching

741
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:16,840
down racist or whatever that must be worth. They're changing

742
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:18,960
it coming out of right, because there's the big thing

743
00:35:19,039 --> 00:35:21,320
is the you know the walk, the camera walk, and

744
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,840
all the fucking music started.

745
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:24,519
Speaker 2: They're all doing.

746
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,760
Speaker 1: It now, you know, they're actually walking to the stage,

747
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,679
you know what, fucking kid rock or whatever, and that's

748
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,039
where they go. I did walk from. I suppose sure

749
00:35:32,159 --> 00:35:34,679
everybody knows what it is, right, nobody's under any illusions

750
00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:37,880
that they're not getting changed inside the Marquee, right and

751
00:35:38,079 --> 00:35:39,920
warming up inside of the marque getting you're strapping on

752
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,639
your hands inside of the Marquee. Well, they must have

753
00:35:41,679 --> 00:35:43,599
done him up in the Marquee and then brought him

754
00:35:43,599 --> 00:35:47,119
in the fucking the patio door right of the fucking

755
00:35:47,199 --> 00:35:50,679
White House, because then it would cut to down the corridor,

756
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:55,000
a carpeted corridor down to nearly the oval office, right,

757
00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:57,679
and one of the fighters, and I was fucking hilarious.

758
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:02,559
One lead Diego Lopez, the Mexican fella you've ever seen

759
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:07,320
mullet skinny Diez, Diego Lopez. He sounds like a bad

760
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,719
wrestling there, right. Yeah, he wears a cowboy hat and

761
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,719
he has the least and I was, fuck, he's an

762
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:15,159
unbelievable fight. He's got you know that the religious kind

763
00:36:15,199 --> 00:36:19,599
of calligraphy tattoo across the chest. He's walking all Seniory,

764
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,960
he's there. He's so happy, Senior, and he's he's walking

765
00:36:23,039 --> 00:36:25,760
and they've got two cops beside him walking out, like

766
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:30,599
even even on the main vent of the UFC, because

767
00:36:30,639 --> 00:36:33,320
there's an undercaracter won't be on Telly even then trum

768
00:36:33,599 --> 00:36:36,559
Trump doesn't trust the fucking Mexican to be walking out

769
00:36:36,599 --> 00:36:40,920
in the White House by himself. But they walked all

770
00:36:41,519 --> 00:36:43,360
must have brought him in and for the panto of

771
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,119
the whole thing, walk out of the White House down

772
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:51,840
a carpeted floor and put the patio door of the

773
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:53,280
fucking White House and after.

774
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 2: Like it was.

775
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 1: And the very fact that they call the UFC Freedom

776
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:04,039
to fifty sounds like I was sponsored by fucking Dodge Charger,

777
00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:07,719
because it's actually like if they were to do the

778
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,920
way they've been doing it, it's actually you have se

779
00:37:10,079 --> 00:37:12,239
three two nine right exactly? Do you know what I mean? Like,

780
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,719
it's there's no two fifties.

781
00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:15,679
Speaker 2: A couple years ago.

782
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:18,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, So two fifty is to celebrate.

783
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 2: Two hundred and fifty years of the same of the

784
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,000
decoration decorated.

785
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,039
Speaker 1: And when I looked at the lineup, I went, Okay,

786
00:37:25,079 --> 00:37:27,920
I recognize some of the names like Justin Gagee. He

787
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:31,079
either would eat beat, a fellow from Georgia, Hard Cunt,

788
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,920
Sean Amalley and a couple of more greatest name. Now

789
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,400
this fellow could be a NASCAR apparently he's he was

790
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,239
amazing bow Nickel something Nickel. He was fighting too. But

791
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:45,480
again you're kind of going the more you the more

792
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,039
of it you could.

793
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 2: Have, you know, for the car.

794
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,360
Speaker 1: But I saw an interview with McGregor, who's I thought

795
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,679
it was going to be honest. They sucked him off

796
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:53,920
it right, and I thought, why they fuck him off?

797
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:55,679
It did they do with McGregor? Think he didn't buy

798
00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:58,239
all accounts? And McGregor said that, He goes, I can't

799
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,519
be mad, it's just because they called the shot. I can't,

800
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:03,119
he says. But they won't have me on two fifty

801
00:38:03,639 --> 00:38:06,039
because they'll sell out to fifty. No bother there's two

802
00:38:06,119 --> 00:38:08,320
fifty three. They'll have me on when it's in some

803
00:38:08,599 --> 00:38:11,559
fucking count of a city like Detroit or something, when

804
00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:14,400
there's it's And I get that in fairness, because I

805
00:38:14,519 --> 00:38:17,599
get that business. If I was selling tickets, I would

806
00:38:17,639 --> 00:38:19,400
do that to me too. Why would I double? Why

807
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,079
would I waste my tickets? Selling ability, and I think

808
00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:23,239
that's going to sell out anyway, Like.

809
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, giving away for free on

810
00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:26,039
Paramount Plus or whatever.

811
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:29,159
Speaker 1: But I was wild for fox sake, Like I mean,

812
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,760
I don't watch the UFC anymore because it's all over

813
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:35,719
the fucking top. Shout out to A much I think

814
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:40,559
a much more aligned with what MMA is. There's a

815
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:44,079
group called Octagon and they are huge in Europe. And

816
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:50,320
our very own Tipperary's very own double champ light heavyweight

817
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,559
and heavyweight champion, Will Floury from up the Road and

818
00:38:52,639 --> 00:38:56,760
care is defending his title this coming weekend in Berlin

819
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,760
and will be in front of jesseic be in front

820
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,840
of farm Way, but in the UFCA, could be in

821
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,199
front of forty fift thousand people.

822
00:39:04,039 --> 00:39:04,360
Speaker 2: He does.

823
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:06,159
Speaker 1: And you know what, I love Will. He's got the

824
00:39:06,199 --> 00:39:08,079
coolest fucking beard in the business. He calls himself Will

825
00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:10,320
fucking Flory and he makes them say it over the

826
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:14,039
microphone in and the man doesn't wax. He's got a

827
00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:17,320
hairy back like a fucking mountain goat. He's got a

828
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,440
big hairy shoulders, he doesn't wax. I love it. Imagine

829
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,440
nineteen stone, grizzly bastard driving his shoulder into your face.

830
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:25,920
You ain't putting that on the lawn of the fucking

831
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,320
White House, like you know what I mean, You're not.

832
00:39:28,079 --> 00:39:32,239
But I'll tell you the most American American America thing

833
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,079
that happened that I saw right So between the fucking

834
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,480
shite hawk and walking out of the fucking corridor, right

835
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,599
and we're all supposed to believe that they got changed

836
00:39:40,599 --> 00:39:43,159
below on your man's fucking you know, Jax.

837
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:45,800
Speaker 2: On the desk.

838
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 1: How funny would that be?

839
00:39:47,599 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 2: Though?

840
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:50,159
Speaker 1: If you were the smell of DPE, I think you

841
00:39:50,199 --> 00:39:51,760
couldn't get out of the your open office for a

842
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:57,159
month just fucking But there was that, There was the

843
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:01,280
jets flying over, There was fucking Trump trans the solutiony

844
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,000
who he was looting? The Mexican felt like getting fuck

845
00:40:04,079 --> 00:40:07,840
walked out by the guards. I saw American the Zach

846
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:11,679
Bryant band walking out of the whatever that fucking other

847
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,480
building is that Martin Luton King talked from.

848
00:40:15,159 --> 00:40:16,599
Speaker 2: And it was.

849
00:40:18,159 --> 00:40:22,039
Speaker 1: Before all of that, right, non ticket event apparently before

850
00:40:22,079 --> 00:40:24,599
earlier in the day, thousands of people showed up to

851
00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:26,199
get excited about the whole thing. There was a big

852
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:30,119
stage set up in front of the fucking and this

853
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,679
big stout girl, stout now strong woman you would worry

854
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,039
about now on the windy day, walked out on the stage.

855
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,599
Nobody fully knew what she was in. She was in

856
00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:41,599
a blue polar shirt. Or what would this girl be at?

857
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,199
Maybe she's lost something, or that she's security or something. Nexting,

858
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,559
she sticks her arm and maybe a seventy degree angle

859
00:40:48,639 --> 00:40:52,079
up into the air and out of nowhere throughout the

860
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,639
silence of a few thousand people all your year is

861
00:40:55,039 --> 00:41:01,239
God and the biggest fucking American baldy you've ever seen

862
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:04,800
your Joe light. Oh, I swear to God, Jerry find

863
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:08,280
this for herself, glides over everybody's head and in a

864
00:41:08,519 --> 00:41:15,559
fucking fray of just let's go to war. This fucking

865
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,679
goose sized yoke. Now it's a good thing she was

866
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,360
a strong girl, because a normal girl's arm would have broken.

867
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:24,360
This yoku is as big as a fucking goose. It

868
00:41:24,519 --> 00:41:27,400
landed up in her arm and wasn't happy to land

869
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:30,400
on her arm, and it started flapping its wings at

870
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:35,000
full go like full extension, jar and the place like

871
00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:37,920
it was. This Yoko was the biggest hype fucker like

872
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:38,679
I've never seen.

873
00:41:38,519 --> 00:41:42,039
Speaker 2: Him looking at it here, Tom, it is it's really something.

874
00:41:43,320 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: And he's going bananas this fucking like he would like

875
00:41:46,519 --> 00:41:48,719
he would carry away a small child like the size

876
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,800
of this fucking thing, and fair place to that girl.

877
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,320
She has him up in the air and the fucker

878
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:56,239
is flapping his wings good and the crowd are frotting

879
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,960
for it, and then cuts to like jets flying out

880
00:42:00,079 --> 00:42:03,519
or the fuck but nothing beats a giant fucking ball.

881
00:42:03,639 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 2: Legal, you can't say, well, that is That is the

882
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,920
challenge that we have set ourselves here. Now that we've

883
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,039
we've laid we've laid out the hoosey watsons of the

884
00:42:11,079 --> 00:42:14,599
whole thing. Folks, we want to talk to you about

885
00:42:14,679 --> 00:42:18,960
where America goes from here. Like we're here telling you

886
00:42:19,079 --> 00:42:21,599
that this is the most America that America has ever American.

887
00:42:22,199 --> 00:42:24,639
But Tom, I believe they can America harder than this.

888
00:42:25,559 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 1: There's definitely more in the tank there. I mean, we've

889
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,400
there's so many tropes that we can go into, but

890
00:42:30,519 --> 00:42:33,239
I could what could they do from here? I definitely

891
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:35,559
think we missed the trick, even on with the walking

892
00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:37,320
out and all the rest of it. That was totally

893
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:42,239
misster trick. When you don't have somebody like bow Nickel

894
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,519
or Josh hokit never mind them coming down the steps.

895
00:42:47,519 --> 00:42:52,000
I want to hear from behind everybody way down the back.

896
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:56,639
I want to hear, oh oh, I want to hear

897
00:42:56,800 --> 00:43:05,480
a V twenty four fucking monster truck. Yeah, just grave

898
00:43:05,559 --> 00:43:10,639
Digger brings fucking bone Nickel to the fucking octagon and

899
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,719
he gets out on bonn at first, smashes two cans

900
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,719
stone cold style, pours him over into cans of Monster

901
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:20,519
Energy drink they sponsored. They Yeah, they sponsored a lot

902
00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:22,960
of it, like, they sponsored a lot of it. I

903
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:26,119
that was the They missed the trick. They made it

904
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:28,559
all very safe, Like I don't I want to see

905
00:43:28,639 --> 00:43:31,119
him doing donuts out on the fucking the Rose.

906
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:34,159
Speaker 2: Garden, tearing up the rose Garden, and yeah.

907
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 1: Never promised you fucking one, and he ain't getting one

908
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,280
after I tear it up with fucking fourteen tons of

909
00:43:39,679 --> 00:43:43,199
monster truck. There was a huge trick miss there.

910
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:46,599
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you. I gotta tell you I went

911
00:43:46,639 --> 00:43:49,360
from monster trucks as well, Tom, But you know it's

912
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,280
one thing to have a monster truck show up at

913
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,920
the at the White House and start tearing up the

914
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,199
rose Garden at this stage, I would be like, well,

915
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,639
the White House is just literally a fucking casino at

916
00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:01,519
this stage. You expect that kind of tomfoolery, you know,

917
00:44:02,199 --> 00:44:02,519
And and.

918
00:44:03,679 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: True it wouldn't have been out of place, That's true.

919
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,039
Speaker 2: Dana White to a quick forty five minute Netflix special

920
00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:12,119
from the from the Over Office. You know, like these things,

921
00:44:12,199 --> 00:44:17,199
I wouldn't say that's American American? What I feel the

922
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,880
Americans should do just to be more American? What do

923
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:24,119
the Americans love more than themselves? Tom loveable of war?

924
00:44:24,639 --> 00:44:26,519
Speaker 1: Oh god, they love war, they love it.

925
00:44:26,639 --> 00:44:30,079
Speaker 2: Now what do the Americans not have in their fleet

926
00:44:31,039 --> 00:44:34,000
at this moment in time, in their fleet, Yeah, in

927
00:44:34,159 --> 00:44:37,039
in their arsenal, in their in their in their in

928
00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:39,719
their machines of war.

929
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,639
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what they don't have when they've dropped

930
00:44:41,679 --> 00:44:44,800
fucking eighty percent of Iran. Apparently right now they're depleted

931
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:45,880
some serious But go on.

932
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 2: Will I tell you what? You want to go into

933
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:53,360
Iran with Buddy Eagles, monster trucks and monster trucks. Let's come,

934
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:58,679
monster trucks roaring across the desert towards Fallujah to take

935
00:44:58,760 --> 00:45:00,559
that bitch again much like.

936
00:45:00,599 --> 00:45:04,039
Speaker 1: And just have like are we always always braying chrome

937
00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:08,960
stuff into our face and going with you mad Max, go.

938
00:45:09,119 --> 00:45:11,800
Speaker 2: Full mad Max with it. But like you know, let's

939
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:17,800
go tactical Max. Okay, there there, there, there there, They're

940
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:19,639
very death with American.

941
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,519
Speaker 1: Let's switch out the bodies because you know, you can

942
00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:23,800
drop the body on to look like anything, like whatever

943
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:28,840
you want is what. Switch out one of those cyber trucks, right.

944
00:45:29,039 --> 00:45:32,639
Speaker 2: A cyber monster truck, Camo version.

945
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,880
Speaker 1: With yeah, with maybe a generally flag on the top.

946
00:45:36,039 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 2: With a generally flag on top of it. I'm reaching

947
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,800
here to him because I genuinely don't know what America

948
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:45,199
can do to be more American than what we witnessed

949
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,360
at the weekend. But that's what we love them for,

950
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,519
right how we say this?

951
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,400
Speaker 1: Do you know what it's? It's it's family guy, come

952
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,559
to life, like it really is, like if they started

953
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:58,079
just drilling for fucking just drilling for oil everywhere, like

954
00:45:58,199 --> 00:46:01,440
I mean everywhere, like just having to go every fucking

955
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,559
place that has.

956
00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:06,639
Speaker 2: Been an every time they do is invade themselves. Tom Yeah,

957
00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:07,039
I think.

958
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: They did that a while back. I think they did

959
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,199
that a while back because people think that they're living

960
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:12,079
in the land of the free.

961
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 2: I get something to tell you. I gotta tell you

962
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,920
I saw as I saw online there about America during

963
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:21,079
the week. Yeah, if it wasn't for the shootings, you

964
00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:22,320
wouldn't know the concert schools.

965
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 1: But I just delighted to take Diego Lopez made it

966
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,559
back out of the cage that they didn't just fucking.

967
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,599
Speaker 2: To catch one more Mexican. Well listen, speaking of schools,

968
00:46:36,639 --> 00:46:37,920
we're going to go back to school. We're going to

969
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:39,639
go back to school time for the final episode of

970
00:46:39,639 --> 00:46:42,119
the Tomment Jerry Show. Ladies and gentlemen, you know what

971
00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:44,280
we do for the final episode of the commentary show.

972
00:46:44,679 --> 00:46:47,079
We take it all the way back to our childhoods

973
00:46:47,079 --> 00:46:49,079
and talk about the ship we've seen in our forty

974
00:46:49,079 --> 00:46:51,840
odd years on this planet. We call it we remember

975
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,239
when when I was a.

976
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:57,079
Speaker 1: Young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago. I

977
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,880
get very excited when you put something like this across

978
00:47:00,079 --> 00:47:05,039
my my, my, my desk. Jerry knows, he knows what

979
00:47:06,039 --> 00:47:06,519
what gets.

980
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:08,639
Speaker 2: What takes a few softballs.

981
00:47:08,639 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 1: You can do there is and if it comes down

982
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:15,079
to toyotas, I've had a couple of toyotas, and I

983
00:47:15,199 --> 00:47:17,280
get so nostalgic when I you know, you see the

984
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,480
runs on Sundays during the summer. Sure there'll be a

985
00:47:20,559 --> 00:47:22,480
Capri or two. There'll be you know, there'll be a

986
00:47:22,559 --> 00:47:25,119
Mark one es cart and there'll be you know, old

987
00:47:25,199 --> 00:47:27,239
Japanese stuff and all the res you know, but but

988
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:31,199
they'll be done up. When I see a stock stock

989
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,599
like Toyota Starlet or you know, even a Nissan Bluebird

990
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,320
or something like, fuck me, look at that time to

991
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,679
be alive, it isn't that the outlet in me. But

992
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:47,960
I can I remember when you and I said this

993
00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:51,599
before about the tractors. I think everybody should have a

994
00:47:51,679 --> 00:47:54,840
goal of a very basic car, like I mean super

995
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,320
basic for a week at least so you understand what

996
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,360
the feeling of the road is. Linkages are stuff like

997
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,440
that in your hands, so that it isn't just sitting

998
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,920
into the starship fucking enterprise.

999
00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 2: Well that's that's that's what we wanted to talk about

1000
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,840
on this closing episode. Closing segment, closing episode, No ship,

1001
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,840
We're not going anywhere, don't worry about that. The closing

1002
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,599
segment of the show, we got to talking about cars,

1003
00:48:13,639 --> 00:48:17,599
me and Tom and the all mod cons that we

1004
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:19,840
have on our cars to day is and they're whispered quiet,

1005
00:48:19,880 --> 00:48:24,000
and it's basically like it's an iPad on wheels. So

1006
00:48:24,159 --> 00:48:26,000
what we want to do for the closing segment of

1007
00:48:26,039 --> 00:48:29,559
the show is compare the cars that Tom is talking

1008
00:48:29,559 --> 00:48:32,480
about that we ourselves were driven around in the eighties

1009
00:48:32,519 --> 00:48:35,719
and early nineties to what we would expect to buy

1010
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,280
going forward here. And we didn't want to just go like, well,

1011
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:42,039
you know, top of the range, you know, super duper

1012
00:48:44,119 --> 00:48:47,400
land Rover, you know, range Rover, kind of a kind

1013
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,880
of a job here, know what what would be an

1014
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:56,119
affordable mid size family sedan, and that was indeed the

1015
00:48:56,199 --> 00:48:58,840
Tyler coroll Again, we wanted something that was available for

1016
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:02,639
purchase in the eighties that is also available for purchase now,

1017
00:49:03,079 --> 00:49:04,760
which is the leef Talme. What you've done here is

1018
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,880
a little bit of a matrix, Yeah, a little bit

1019
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:11,039
of a chart between the Tiger Toyota Corollas of the

1020
00:49:11,079 --> 00:49:13,159
eighties that we would be familiar with and what the

1021
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:14,719
Tayota Corollas are today.

1022
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:22,199
Speaker 1: I call this thirty seven years I've gone places Corona

1023
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,800
like it was. It's a hard one to find. As

1024
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,440
Jerry said, like he picked out like if you went

1025
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:32,480
to land Rover Mark one or Defenders like they've there's

1026
00:49:32,519 --> 00:49:34,480
they're incomparable, you know what I mean. You've gone from

1027
00:49:34,519 --> 00:49:37,920
fucking thrashing engines nearly up to fucking spaceships.

1028
00:49:38,159 --> 00:49:39,639
Speaker 2: And I want to say like that, I want to say,

1029
00:49:39,679 --> 00:49:42,800
like a Ford focus of today, I wasn't in the eighties.

1030
00:49:42,559 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: Wasn't like Granada. Yeah yeah, well the Grenada, No, it

1031
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:50,719
would have been. The Escort been the focus, and like,

1032
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,679
fuck the Ford Focus, I think we want, we want.

1033
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,239
I fucking hate them. I had one for a brief

1034
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,440
period I fucking hated and I had an Escort for

1035
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,039
a little while to and I fucking hate it.

1036
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,400
Speaker 2: So Tom so so Tom. Features Okay, we assume that

1037
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,280
these cars had engines and wheels and whatnot.

1038
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:11,079
Speaker 1: But features features, well, I'll quickly run through, like the

1039
00:50:11,159 --> 00:50:16,719
thing is cars is cars, cars, carrs Like your average

1040
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,960
one that you were getting in the eighties was was

1041
00:50:18,960 --> 00:50:22,199
a four cylinder petrol. So that's exactly what it sounds like.

1042
00:50:22,199 --> 00:50:24,280
There's four pitch to four settlers and anywhere from one

1043
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,280
point three to one point six light, you know, not

1044
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:32,559
over wardened by anything heavy metal with light on fucking guts,

1045
00:50:33,159 --> 00:50:36,519
and your average the new tire grows are all hybrids

1046
00:50:36,519 --> 00:50:38,039
now more or less. Now you can get I think

1047
00:50:38,079 --> 00:50:39,920
you can get a two liter petro one, all right,

1048
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:44,440
but typically they're like one point eight hybrids, you know. Electric, Yeah, yeah.

1049
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, So number one that's one change straight away, horse

1050
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:49,280
engineumer the horsepower.

1051
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, the horse power had to come up in because

1052
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:54,519
we weren't doing one hundred and twenty k you know,

1053
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,000
you know you weren't, as you weren't, so you only

1054
00:50:57,039 --> 00:51:00,159
anywhere between the power outputs are the ones you could

1055
00:51:00,199 --> 00:51:02,000
get where anyone between sixty five and one hundred and

1056
00:51:02,079 --> 00:51:05,199
twenty one hundred and twenty two, which was good savage

1057
00:51:05,199 --> 00:51:06,679
for putting a cart on the road. But you're looking

1058
00:51:06,679 --> 00:51:08,800
at one hundred and thirty eight to one hundred and

1059
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,920
fifty six in the So that's really all. I needn't

1060
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:14,280
go into the fucking anymore of the of the nuts

1061
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,800
and boats of it, but all of us for the

1062
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:21,039
most part, even if if you're fucking eighteen and listen

1063
00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:23,679
to this, you know, there's a vast difference between eighteen

1064
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,880
year old Corolla from now to the ones that are

1065
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:29,679
there now. Right, Yes, but a lot of the features

1066
00:51:29,719 --> 00:51:32,519
that come in that would seem we nearly Mandela affected

1067
00:51:32,559 --> 00:51:36,079
ourselves into believing that we're always there. Weren't they They

1068
00:51:36,119 --> 00:51:39,519
were as there and but still something still remain, you know,

1069
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,679
like there are symbols in life. So you give the

1070
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,360
okay for when you're underwater and it will be there forever.

1071
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:49,400
When people want to put down a you know, is

1072
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,159
what I wanted to say, Yeah, put down your window. There,

1073
00:51:51,199 --> 00:51:53,920
put down your window. You don't go put down your window.

1074
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,519
You don't. Nobody does that, even kids that wouldn't know.

1075
00:51:56,719 --> 00:51:59,280
Seventeen year old kids driving a fucking new Lexus today

1076
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,519
wouldn't know. They do the wind down.

1077
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 2: The accepted symbol for wind down your win is a

1078
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,719
window being wound down, which is what we did in

1079
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,480
the eighties, but not anymore.

1080
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 1: Right.

1081
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,199
Speaker 2: Can you even get a car these days that doesn't

1082
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:13,079
have electric windows.

1083
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,320
Speaker 1: I can't think of it unless they're in the back

1084
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,719
for safety or something. I don't know, Like I I

1085
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,280
can't think of it for whatever reason. I don't, I

1086
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,599
don't know. I don't think.

1087
00:52:23,679 --> 00:52:27,280
Speaker 2: So. I know we had no electric windows back in

1088
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:29,840
the daytime. No, at the corollas of old did not

1089
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:33,119
have electric windows. An actual fact, on occasion, we didn't

1090
00:52:33,159 --> 00:52:34,559
have the handle to put it down, and you'd get

1091
00:52:34,599 --> 00:52:36,760
like a mini set of ice scripts to grab it.

1092
00:52:37,039 --> 00:52:38,559
Speaker 1: There was a brief period Yurre where I had a

1093
00:52:38,599 --> 00:52:42,559
starlet for a couple of weeks and the window wouldn't

1094
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:44,119
stay up. They had. The only thing they would just

1095
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,639
keep it up was a half a timber clothes peg

1096
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,800
ram down the inside the door card to keep it up,

1097
00:52:48,880 --> 00:52:50,000
and that kept it up, and.

1098
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,639
Speaker 2: That kept it up. So number one, Number one, the

1099
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:55,199
engines are different from these vehicles in the forty year

1100
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:57,320
span that we've been driving around them. And number two,

1101
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,320
simple things like how you put the fucking wind open down? Yeah?

1102
00:53:01,559 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: Nothing. There was not an option for air con now

1103
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,000
it was. There was mooded that you could on a

1104
00:53:08,079 --> 00:53:10,960
Japanese import because Japan was hot, right, and they had

1105
00:53:11,119 --> 00:53:13,960
means of doing it. But we didn't have air con.

1106
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,440
We did the UK did not have air con.

1107
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:17,280
Speaker 2: Did we need it?

1108
00:53:17,559 --> 00:53:19,079
Speaker 1: Didn't we need it? You had four windows that you

1109
00:53:19,119 --> 00:53:22,639
could fucking wind down to let the fucking didis in

1110
00:53:22,679 --> 00:53:25,239
around the place and just let nature's air condition and

1111
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:28,480
cool you down the and as we used to say,

1112
00:53:28,519 --> 00:53:31,480
up their way, put the blower on, Yeah, put the

1113
00:53:31,559 --> 00:53:32,719
blower on. Exactly.

1114
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:35,519
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom, forty odd years driving, forty

1115
00:53:35,559 --> 00:53:38,800
odd years of living, thirty odd years of driving. You

1116
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:41,440
see the thing in the blower of a car where

1117
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,559
it's like there's just one symbol that looks like the

1118
00:53:44,599 --> 00:53:46,719
air's going over the car, and another symbol it looks

1119
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,719
like the air's going into the car. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1120
00:53:48,719 --> 00:53:51,239
I don't know what the fuck that is, Okay, and

1121
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,639
I don't want to find out.

1122
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,039
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to tell you. So that's fine.

1123
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 2: I'm happy in my ignorance.

1124
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you find I will say, if you find

1125
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,480
yourself in the carry side and you get a wofull

1126
00:54:01,519 --> 00:54:03,440
bang of shit, or you're driving behind the yoke, who's

1127
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:07,320
fucking an injector has gone, has blown white smoke out

1128
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,119
of it, put the air in the vehicle, one in

1129
00:54:10,199 --> 00:54:16,239
the vehicle and circulates the one in the So nowhere

1130
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:19,119
can central lockinger central locking?

1131
00:54:20,599 --> 00:54:23,639
Speaker 2: No central lock. And I remember had a little I

1132
00:54:23,679 --> 00:54:25,360
don't even know if they're in cars. It was like

1133
00:54:25,400 --> 00:54:27,239
a little tit on the car that you pulled it up,

1134
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:29,800
pushed it down. Well, I mean that's put you who

1135
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:31,960
had to do all four doors individually, You had to

1136
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,360
do them all individually four doors individual you put your

1137
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:37,760
locked down, you remember that you put you didn't put

1138
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:40,199
the come here right, You would all have to walk

1139
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:43,000
back to the car and put the button down because

1140
00:54:43,079 --> 00:54:45,400
Jose didn't put the button down on her side. I

1141
00:54:45,519 --> 00:54:47,840
want to say, through time it became that if the

1142
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,480
driver locked his door, the other forward locked.

1143
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:54,119
Speaker 1: But that that's central Lockinger, that wasn't there. It wasn't

1144
00:54:54,159 --> 00:54:54,760
there in eighty eight.

1145
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:57,599
Speaker 2: Well, sorry when I say when I say central lock,

1146
00:54:57,599 --> 00:54:58,039
and I mean like.

1147
00:54:58,159 --> 00:55:02,119
Speaker 1: You, that certainly wasn't there. That certainly that wasn't there.

1148
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,800
Speaker 2: That's a standard in cars now.

1149
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 1: Again there was talks of the Japanese imports having it,

1150
00:55:07,599 --> 00:55:10,400
but I don't remember it in in nineteen eighty eight

1151
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,599
Toio the Corolla, no.

1152
00:55:12,039 --> 00:55:14,039
Speaker 2: Not upper around car. Mcross will tell you it was

1153
00:55:14,119 --> 00:55:14,679
lock your door.

1154
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,199
Speaker 1: So you you yeah, I mean never mind, you know,

1155
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:20,400
keyless entry. Obviously there was no bloop plub. There was

1156
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,239
no blop blub, no blue club. You had nothing like SAT.

1157
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,159
You know SAT now as touch screens get the fuck

1158
00:55:25,199 --> 00:55:26,199
out of the USB charge.

1159
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,119
Speaker 2: Like that's the thing thom. Even like the notion that

1160
00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:30,440
you would have a little map in your car that

1161
00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:34,199
updated to where you were. That wasn't the thing. I

1162
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:35,800
can tell you what you had. You didn't have sad

1163
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:37,639
enough times, you know what you had? Ye had the

1164
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,840
atlas folded up, balled up in the globe fox. Yeah,

1165
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,559
that the lap of Ireland that had a right way

1166
00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:46,360
to fold it. Fuck if anybody knew it. So generally

1167
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,239
you just folded up.

1168
00:55:47,159 --> 00:55:49,199
Speaker 1: As best you can and it always ended up being

1169
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:51,440
ten times fatter than it should have been exactly.

1170
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and the roads you wanted to drive, that

1171
00:55:54,039 --> 00:55:55,800
was where the crease was and you couldn't see shit.

1172
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,159
That was your sad enough now.

1173
00:55:57,679 --> 00:56:00,280
Speaker 1: I mean, these are not probably some surprising a lot

1174
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,400
of people. What is surprising, though, what is surprising is

1175
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:09,639
that in nineteen eighty eight Corolla did have a rare Again,

1176
00:56:09,760 --> 00:56:13,119
this was one that was definitely on in some Irish roads,

1177
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,880
cruise control. Because cruise control isn't that big of a deal,

1178
00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,760
like you know what I mean, it isn't. You're just

1179
00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,719
locking out the throttle. Really, that's all you're doing is

1180
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,639
locking out the throttle. Probably would imagine it was nearly

1181
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:28,280
like cranking a lever. It wasn't like pushing a button

1182
00:56:28,519 --> 00:56:30,840
where it electronically locks and it.

1183
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,559
Speaker 2: Wasn't putting the speed of up and down with a

1184
00:56:32,559 --> 00:56:33,800
little button on your wheel either.

1185
00:56:34,159 --> 00:56:36,159
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'd say it was like in a track,

1186
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:38,760
this is going to be You just pulled you remember

1187
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,880
the tractors to head that throttle behind the steering wheel,

1188
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,559
and it was just a stiff bar. You just fucking

1189
00:56:42,639 --> 00:56:45,000
pulled down to a certain point. And I'm guessing that's

1190
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,159
all it did was lock it out.

1191
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 2: You let me ask you a question, Tom, because it

1192
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:51,239
never adequately explained to me what a choke was.

1193
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,880
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, it chokes. Yeah, chokes were thing She's well

1194
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:57,880
pointed out. Yeah, chokes.

1195
00:56:58,119 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1196
00:56:59,079 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 1: So a choke allows more petrol in than it's efficient.

1197
00:57:02,519 --> 00:57:04,559
You couldn't be driving around with the choke open because

1198
00:57:04,599 --> 00:57:08,119
you actually you would what's known as flood the engine,

1199
00:57:08,119 --> 00:57:10,719
which is you're drowning your engine in too much petrol

1200
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:15,320
that it can't burn give. But also sometimes you know

1201
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,159
what I mean, like you to get out of the

1202
00:57:17,159 --> 00:57:18,679
bed in the morning, you need to smell the sausages

1203
00:57:18,679 --> 00:57:21,880
down the fucking you know, But you couldn't spend your

1204
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,519
day in bed eating Pucan sasages all day. You could,

1205
00:57:24,639 --> 00:57:26,400
but you die of you know what I mean, this

1206
00:57:26,519 --> 00:57:29,679
is a very rough fucking analogy, but it is for

1207
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:32,599
that purpose. It's just and small still two stroke engines

1208
00:57:32,639 --> 00:57:34,960
like lawnmowers and streamers, they will still have a little

1209
00:57:35,039 --> 00:57:38,199
choke on them just to allow a bit in, a

1210
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,400
bit extra than you normally would need. Now, you need

1211
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:41,840
that just to get the carr up out of bed

1212
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:44,960
in the morning, especially a cold fucking morning when all

1213
00:57:45,119 --> 00:57:47,880
be all fuel with a drained back out of cylinders

1214
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:48,360
and whatnot.

1215
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 2: So now my question is what change that that isn't

1216
00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:53,519
needed in care.

1217
00:57:53,519 --> 00:57:57,239
Speaker 1: Automatic chokedure or don't worry about it. Oh, you don't

1218
00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,599
have to automatic choke.

1219
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:01,920
Speaker 2: A standard in the twenty twenty six it is, it

1220
00:58:02,039 --> 00:58:02,679
certainly would be.

1221
00:58:02,719 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 1: And you you've you've better petrol technology too, like you've

1222
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,480
better oil technology to where it's you know, you have

1223
00:58:08,559 --> 00:58:11,400
this stuff that will actually kind of stay where it's

1224
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,000
supposed to be. You're not completely drained back into the

1225
00:58:14,039 --> 00:58:16,199
fucking tank or whatever like, so you will you'll have

1226
00:58:16,239 --> 00:58:18,400
a bit there unless I'm guessing maybe maybe over a

1227
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,800
few weeks. But also you've got you've got the notion

1228
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,000
of a hybrid too, which maybe I don't know. Can

1229
00:58:23,079 --> 00:58:25,960
you start off an electric I've I've never I know

1230
00:58:26,039 --> 00:58:28,360
I've driven them on as higher cars, but I can't remember.

1231
00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:33,760
Can you drive off an electrics? John, don't really care.

1232
00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:37,280
It's it's not you know, it's it's what about?

1233
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 2: What about gizmos and gadgets? Some what gazzet?

1234
00:58:40,119 --> 00:58:43,719
Speaker 1: So you're down to just the Are you sure ship?

1235
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:47,360
Are not pairing anything with anything? You know what I mean?

1236
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,400
You ain't pairing your phone with your Spotify that's on

1237
00:58:49,519 --> 00:58:50,960
the fucking toutch screen.

1238
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,639
Speaker 2: Like Ken's stressed enough, folks, none of this ship existed.

1239
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:56,159
Speaker 1: You had an a m f M radio and you

1240
00:58:56,199 --> 00:58:59,920
were fucking glad of it, which you analog style wound

1241
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:01,639
from left to right?

1242
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 2: Would I argue Tom that you had an a m

1243
00:59:04,159 --> 00:59:06,960
f M radio but I also had l W on

1244
00:59:07,039 --> 00:59:08,719
it as well. Was it l w R a medium

1245
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:11,599
or MW LW for long wave to pick up long

1246
00:59:11,639 --> 00:59:12,440
wave radio? Yeah?

1247
00:59:12,519 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 1: Long wave to I don't I know.

1248
00:59:16,679 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 2: I know the fucking bands have been shut down, man, Yeah, I.

1249
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 1: Know, I know, and I mean this is the I

1250
00:59:22,519 --> 00:59:24,960
know that there's some old school rednecks that were listening

1251
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:27,119
to this now going love that Joe bang a CB

1252
00:59:27,559 --> 00:59:30,280
area no, no, no, stay away. Look we're staying stock

1253
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:35,320
for the minute. Yeah, yeah, of course, you know, not

1254
00:59:35,679 --> 00:59:38,360
all of them came with but you could if you

1255
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:41,480
got if you had a good in with your dealership,

1256
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:44,360
you could get the cassette player with that. Because some

1257
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,480
of them just came with a radio. And that was.

1258
00:59:46,559 --> 00:59:50,039
Speaker 2: This is because this is a whole industry that today

1259
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,239
they don't know about. That you would go and buy

1260
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:55,039
a car radio. You would buy a car radio.

1261
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,800
Speaker 1: And have them stolen. Like cars with cars, radios would

1262
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:58,440
get stolen.

1263
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:00,599
Speaker 2: They would break the window and commit and grab it.

1264
01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:04,639
Nobody's breaking the window of your of your reno captor

1265
01:00:04,719 --> 01:00:07,960
and robbing the media console out of the minute the middle. No, no,

1266
01:00:08,159 --> 01:00:08,920
that's not happening.

1267
01:00:09,519 --> 01:00:14,679
Speaker 1: No, no, not of hope, and like it wasn't there

1268
01:00:14,719 --> 01:00:16,320
to be happened. You could there was. It was a

1269
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,960
whole industry. I remember, I remember there was. I was

1270
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:21,480
trying to explain this to the lad the other day.

1271
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:23,880
I was like, so there wasn't Spotify. It's like, so

1272
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,880
where did your music stay? I said, stayed on a well,

1273
01:00:27,239 --> 01:00:30,719
a little disc, a little black box. And he goes,

1274
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:34,079
so what what was on that? That's whatever one music

1275
01:00:34,159 --> 01:00:35,519
you chose to leave the house with that.

1276
01:00:35,599 --> 01:00:37,280
Speaker 2: Day, whatever you put on it.

1277
01:00:37,559 --> 01:00:41,239
Speaker 1: So what band what? Technically you could record a bunch

1278
01:00:41,239 --> 01:00:44,360
of bands onto it. And this is a creature of

1279
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:47,159
a that's fine, you just left the time.

1280
01:00:47,199 --> 01:00:49,400
Speaker 2: But that I find when I'm want to explain these

1281
01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,119
things to my payer, the touchtown round and they're like, yeah,

1282
01:00:52,159 --> 01:00:54,960
but that's Spotify, and I'm like, yeah, damn it, I

1283
01:00:55,119 --> 01:01:00,440
just said it wasn't a thing. Yeah, I don't that

1284
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,280
we had the option of Spotify or this, and we're

1285
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,960
just like, era, fuck it, will take the tapes.

1286
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:10,599
Speaker 1: There was obviously no heated electric mirrors back in the day.

1287
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:14,440
You manually move them little things with a do you know?

1288
01:01:15,599 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, they didn't heat themselves up in the frost?

1289
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 1: Did they fuck steel wheels all round? None of this

1290
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:24,639
alloy rubbish, you know what I mean? Not even a

1291
01:01:24,719 --> 01:01:27,199
home cap. When did alloys come in to them? I

1292
01:01:27,239 --> 01:01:29,920
feel like that's like a nineties it is very united

1293
01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,519
scene because the any lad that I knew with the hand,

1294
01:01:32,559 --> 01:01:34,920
the civics or anything around, they were switching out the

1295
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:38,400
stock steel wheels that came on it. And I'm still

1296
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:42,440
a fan of steel wheels. I like steel wheels amazingly.

1297
01:01:42,559 --> 01:01:45,280
My car has steel wheels with the with the hubcap

1298
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:46,880
on it, the whob cap that makes it look like

1299
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:48,119
but I took them off.

1300
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:48,840
Speaker 2: I love them.

1301
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 1: They're black steel wheels and they're big, aggressive looking fucking things.

1302
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,119
And you know, Watcher, I could hit a thousand bottles

1303
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:58,239
and never been to any care, but I feel like

1304
01:01:58,599 --> 01:02:03,320
steel fucking wheels. And so yes, they steals all around

1305
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:07,159
with the little cap, the little Toyota cap. And what

1306
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:11,280
I thing that they've come back with the the the

1307
01:02:11,639 --> 01:02:15,599
the inside, and I've seen it on the new Toyota

1308
01:02:15,679 --> 01:02:18,440
land Cruiser that's out. They've gone for a very old

1309
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:20,719
they've gone now for the little cap inside with the

1310
01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,280
and stuff. There's little note there's beautiful little notions on

1311
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:26,280
the new land Cruiser where they've harked back to, like

1312
01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:30,800
the It's lovely. It's lovely to see that they've gone

1313
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:34,360
back to come back to those old school ways. Aside

1314
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:37,559
from that, like you're talking about a much tougher fucking vehicle,

1315
01:02:37,679 --> 01:02:40,920
like the bumper, the mumper issue. You ain't getting air bags,

1316
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:42,760
you're not getting side I pack bags, you're not getting

1317
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:44,639
side in pack bars. One of the first cars I've

1318
01:02:44,639 --> 01:02:47,159
ever had them was like sabs and Volvos, you know

1319
01:02:47,159 --> 01:02:50,199
what I mean. And we all thought amazing, thank of

1320
01:02:50,239 --> 01:02:51,760
a thing, but sh what would you need them for?

1321
01:02:52,039 --> 01:02:54,639
Do you know nobody really grasped what side impact bars

1322
01:02:54,679 --> 01:02:59,280
are fucking or roll cages? And no, no, no, no,

1323
01:02:59,559 --> 01:03:00,320
we we we did.

1324
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:02,760
Speaker 2: Now it must be said. Now come around in the

1325
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,320
golden age of the crash test dummy, where oh yeah,

1326
01:03:05,679 --> 01:03:07,840
it had to be explained to us on tomorrow's world

1327
01:03:08,159 --> 01:03:10,280
what an airbag was and what an air bag does.

1328
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,719
And here's crash test dummy footage of how that is

1329
01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:17,400
going to save your life and has been a life

1330
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:20,360
changing invention in their timetime. Here's what it is standard

1331
01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:21,239
and charts days.

1332
01:03:21,239 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 1: Thankfully, here's one for you that this this You may

1333
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,039
not you physically have not had this moment of nostalgia

1334
01:03:29,079 --> 01:03:33,639
in a long time. Setting the odometer, as Americans will

1335
01:03:33,679 --> 01:03:36,519
call it, back to zero, you would have to wind

1336
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,679
that little shtick sticking out of the console. Remember that,

1337
01:03:39,800 --> 01:03:44,679
feel feel the chunk of it, chunk. And but in

1338
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:47,760
the eighties you could Forst Bueller and I can guarantee

1339
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:49,039
you this because you could do it on the nism

1340
01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:51,800
Lou Bird in the in the in the fucking early nineties. Anyway,

1341
01:03:52,199 --> 01:03:53,920
if you could get it up on chocks and put

1342
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,719
it in reverse for a while, you can bat it back,

1343
01:03:57,039 --> 01:03:59,880
roll it back. Now that very quickly, it was I

1344
01:04:00,039 --> 01:04:02,199
thinking about I just got lucky with that particular character,

1345
01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:04,199
the Oulvolve vote that we had afterwards. I think that

1346
01:04:04,320 --> 01:04:05,760
was old, if not as older than it.

1347
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 2: You couldn't do that. It just was not.

1348
01:04:08,159 --> 01:04:11,440
Speaker 1: It wasn't going backwards for you. But I had that

1349
01:04:11,599 --> 01:04:14,320
popped into my into my zeitgeist. There was like a

1350
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,880
fuck you remember the button. It was actually a little stick.

1351
01:04:17,239 --> 01:04:19,320
You didn't hit a button that set it to zero

1352
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,440
to see how your MPG was doing, or this fucking

1353
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,920
thing just went yeah, wind me back if you want,

1354
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,039
don't if you don't the same, if anybody's kind of

1355
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,440
what you talking about, the same like if you were

1356
01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:32,280
if you were doing the door on a fucking venue

1357
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:34,719
and you're clicking the clicker, those same for little get

1358
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:36,840
you know across a.

1359
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 2: Row about nine across, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.

1360
01:04:42,159 --> 01:04:45,199
Speaker 1: Other than that, what changes are there time, well, what

1361
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:50,880
changes there are there is they were military grade. The

1362
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:54,480
lights of the land Cruiser and the Corolla and a

1363
01:04:54,519 --> 01:04:58,159
couple more were made with a twenty five year lifespan,

1364
01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:01,400
and most of th most of their nuts and boats,

1365
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,039
and if anybody's wondering and gone, especially the land cruisers,

1366
01:05:04,079 --> 01:05:06,400
the land cruisers up until about two thousand and three.

1367
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:09,000
If you can get one two thousand and two, that's

1368
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,800
in good nick, buy it and never get rid of it,

1369
01:05:12,519 --> 01:05:16,159
because after about that point, Toyota, like the rest of

1370
01:05:16,239 --> 01:05:18,599
the world, realized, what the fuck are we doing?

1371
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:20,960
Speaker 2: Why are we making long lesson things? There's no money

1372
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:24,639
in that now like you had absolescence.

1373
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,960
Speaker 1: Time, it was not weird and it was very much

1374
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,719
commonplace that a Corolla starting its life in the mid

1375
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,800
eighties would make it a three hundred thousand with normal

1376
01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,320
servicing obviously, timing belt and stuff like that. The plugs

1377
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,360
and points. Plugs and points are gone now as well,

1378
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:40,159
do you know what I mean? But especially they're not

1379
01:05:40,239 --> 01:05:44,639
in a hybrid anymore. But having the consumables changed, we'll

1380
01:05:44,719 --> 01:05:48,280
call you so the likes that they your all your filters,

1381
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:54,400
your tupper belts break, but all that. But it wasn't

1382
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:57,000
uncommon for them to make it the three hundred k

1383
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,639
and people the thing, here's the thing, jer here's the thing.

1384
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:05,119
What a bulletproof Japanese car from the eighties gave you

1385
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:11,079
or was allowed to give you no keeping up with

1386
01:06:11,079 --> 01:06:16,159
the Joneses, and that's what fucked us. Like I'm looking

1387
01:06:16,199 --> 01:06:20,840
around and God bless them there people are like the

1388
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:25,920
amount of eighty and ninety grand SUVs that are driving

1389
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,079
around these roads.

1390
01:06:27,199 --> 01:06:28,719
Speaker 2: Like I just what the fuck?

1391
01:06:29,199 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 1: That's an that's a that's that's not that's a half

1392
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:34,840
a house in some parts of the country, Like what

1393
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:38,880
that is a fucking and I you know, if like

1394
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,760
you didn't go and pay monthly for nineteen eighty eight

1395
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:46,239
fucking Corolla, you didn't you fucking bought the danger you

1396
01:06:46,639 --> 01:06:48,000
the thing, or you got a credit Union, you've got

1397
01:06:48,039 --> 01:06:52,280
a credit Union loan. You didn't go whatever that's pt P,

1398
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:54,519
you know what I mean, you didn't pay Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1399
01:06:54,559 --> 01:06:59,800
you know PP. I don't know how that's I don't Yeah,

1400
01:07:01,199 --> 01:07:04,519
this was the thing. And they quickly, they quickly fucking

1401
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:08,199
turned about face and like we can't now in all fairness,

1402
01:07:08,239 --> 01:07:10,960
a Toyota is still a great car. Like one of

1403
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:12,800
the finest ones you'll ever get is the two liters

1404
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D four D from the mid like a zero four

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one of them on a Corolla fucking one of the

1406
01:07:17,719 --> 01:07:22,039
greatest engines I believe there ever was. So it wasn't

1407
01:07:22,039 --> 01:07:23,639
that they quickly declined or an like that. But I

1408
01:07:23,719 --> 01:07:26,760
will tell you here now you were never gone. You

1409
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,079
just you were set. You're set to fail now versus

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back in the day, they.

1411
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Speaker 2: Just lessons the thing. They don't exactly exactly.

1412
01:07:36,639 --> 01:07:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm just you know what, I never actually checked how

1413
01:07:38,519 --> 01:07:45,960
much was a nineteen eighty eight Toyota. It was five

1414
01:07:46,039 --> 01:07:49,280
onions and two pallets in Ireland. We'll say, yeah, we'll

1415
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:55,920
transfer in Ireland. Let's see what I oh well, I mean,

1416
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:59,239
oh yeah, because of course we were in punts at

1417
01:07:59,239 --> 01:08:03,280
the time. Yes, about nine thousand punts for the basic

1418
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:04,880
Still that.

1419
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,039
Speaker 2: Was a lot for a working land.

1420
01:08:06,559 --> 01:08:08,280
Speaker 1: It is dough, Jerry, But do you know what, here's

1421
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:10,760
the fucking thing. It drove you for three thousand, three

1422
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:15,599
hundred fucking thousand miles. And as your average person said,

1423
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:18,079
and how this came up to Jerry, I sent Jerry on.

1424
01:08:18,159 --> 01:08:20,239
I think from a four truck, whether it was the

1425
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:23,279
F fift, like the F two fifty or something from

1426
01:08:23,319 --> 01:08:25,920
the seven seventies in America, gave an optional extra of

1427
01:08:26,039 --> 01:08:29,039
a fucking chainsaw. That would sit in the engine bay.

1428
01:08:29,560 --> 01:08:33,000
And that's what got our brain thinking, like with this

1429
01:08:33,279 --> 01:08:38,399
that that thing with minimum of vice scripts And as

1430
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:40,640
my own outlad used to change the oil filters like

1431
01:08:41,039 --> 01:08:43,560
he would he had like he had a strap for

1432
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,760
opening the fucking oil filter, but didn't bother his whole

1433
01:08:45,800 --> 01:08:48,000
He just drove a fucking flat out, big long, flat

1434
01:08:48,039 --> 01:08:50,479
oued screwdriver through the side of it and turned and

1435
01:08:50,600 --> 01:08:52,920
just turned it. Yeah, and that was it, and then

1436
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,199
he graced up the next one rammed it on. And

1437
01:08:55,319 --> 01:08:57,840
that's that's how you kept your car going, do you

1438
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,680
know what I mean? Like, so you're nine thousand euros

1439
01:09:01,159 --> 01:09:03,479
what our pounds was money well fucking spent because you're

1440
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:05,079
going to get your You're going to get your three

1441
01:09:05,119 --> 01:09:08,279
hundred thousand. And there was no like fucking shame of

1442
01:09:08,479 --> 01:09:11,800
choosing only driving a Corolla. People come around to go

1443
01:09:12,039 --> 01:09:14,319
fuck a fair place. You've got a car that actually goes.

1444
01:09:14,720 --> 01:09:16,720
Speaker 2: You know, I'll tell you what it was, and it wasn't.

1445
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:19,119
You're paying sixty grand for a car and find out

1446
01:09:19,159 --> 01:09:21,319
after three years time that you never really owned it.

1447
01:09:21,399 --> 01:09:23,520
You just sort of hired it in the time, and.

1448
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,439
Speaker 1: It's broken your fucking heart. Lost.

1449
01:09:26,479 --> 01:09:30,159
Speaker 2: You're the security deposit on it and you're at Cars Tom,

1450
01:09:30,199 --> 01:09:33,199
I feeling we'll be back in Corolla Land before too long. Yeah,

1451
01:09:33,239 --> 01:09:35,520
but there you go. What we drove around back then

1452
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,640
versus what we're driving around here now. Folks a few

1453
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,359
events and say about the cars you drove around. Oh, Betty,

1454
01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:45,680
happily in your in your ute, or maybe you're incredibly

1455
01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,760
youtiful and you haven't even gotten your driver's license. Y.

1456
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:50,600
Actually the rarest the rare things. A teenage listener to

1457
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,079
the Tom and Jerry Show, how the fuck did you

1458
01:09:52,199 --> 01:09:54,760
find the show? That's what I want to know. But

1459
01:09:55,239 --> 01:09:56,920
whatever you are going to do, you can let us

1460
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,600
know on our social media channels. Find us at Tom

1461
01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:02,960
and Show on Instagram, Tom with a T, Jerry with

1462
01:10:03,079 --> 01:10:05,199
a G. If you're looking for me, you'll find me

1463
01:10:05,279 --> 01:10:07,560
over on Blue Sky at Jerry McBride, Tomo Man and

1464
01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:11,880
his Heart choice his Instagram. We have a couple of

1465
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:16,119
comments on the on the Spotify great from last week.

1466
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:19,000
They as for what people are looking for in the

1467
01:10:19,119 --> 01:10:22,079
New York sewers. You might remember we were talking about that.

1468
01:10:22,239 --> 01:10:22,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

1469
01:10:23,319 --> 01:10:27,000
Speaker 2: Deirdre claims that she would be looking there's a chance

1470
01:10:27,079 --> 01:10:28,520
that the lasts that are going down in the sewers

1471
01:10:28,840 --> 01:10:31,520
in New York City are looking for dumped weapons. Not

1472
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,279
a bad shout. Indeed, there's We've got people replying to

1473
01:10:34,359 --> 01:10:36,800
her replies. Look at this, looking for dumped weapons is

1474
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:39,239
a good shout, says mac put. It's the equivalent of

1475
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:43,359
going snorkeling in a slurry tank. Yeah, absolutely right, Yeah,

1476
01:10:43,359 --> 01:10:45,920
I can find weapons elsewhere. Anybody who wants to go

1477
01:10:45,960 --> 01:10:49,960
digging into that story. I didn't even bother send any on. Yeah,

1478
01:10:50,319 --> 01:10:52,640
it seems to be a bit more nefarious than even

1479
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,640
we were messing with. Oh really, well, I'll tell you

1480
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,840
what this we were recording on Monday. Maybe I'll get

1481
01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:59,880
some some things up on the Instagram between now and then,

1482
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:03,079
so you'll be hearing now about stuff that I plan

1483
01:11:03,199 --> 01:11:05,279
to do that I've already done. Man, it's like Inception.

1484
01:11:05,359 --> 01:11:06,760
Tell these people to do something last time.

1485
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:10,039
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Well, you bet my brain inside out as

1486
01:11:10,119 --> 01:11:12,159
you just did. You can comment on Spotify and we

1487
01:11:12,279 --> 01:11:14,199
will see them. As Jerry said, follow us on all

1488
01:11:14,199 --> 01:11:16,399
the user platforms if you can hit subscribe whatever platform

1489
01:11:16,399 --> 01:11:18,239
you're on right now, and give us the five stars.

1490
01:11:18,319 --> 01:11:21,840
You have done beautifully in fairness when we ask you,

1491
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:25,319
you've done it. It's absolutely fantastic, So do please give

1492
01:11:25,399 --> 01:11:27,439
us the five stars. If you can share it, that'll

1493
01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:31,399
be absolutely fantastic. I think there's a one as I

1494
01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:33,680
say this, there'll be kind of one more chance where

1495
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,800
I'm doing it. I'm giving a talk at the Care

1496
01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:40,520
Wellness Festival jar about the benefits of going to see

1497
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:44,159
comedy and enjoying ourself and what and piggyback in the

1498
01:11:44,159 --> 01:11:46,600
whole situation is Natasha's gonna cut her hair get her

1499
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,319
hair cut on stage. So if anybody wants to donate

1500
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:52,079
to the Laurelin Foundation, that'll be great. You can see

1501
01:11:52,199 --> 01:11:54,279
see the link in all the usual places you'd find

1502
01:11:54,279 --> 01:11:56,000
them other than nature.

1503
01:11:56,159 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta tell you I wone thing, Tom.

1504
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:00,520
I'm not gonna announce it now, but because I have

1505
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:02,279
an exact days and dates, but I will be doing

1506
01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:05,000
a gig. Yeah very I'm I'm going to tell you

1507
01:12:05,039 --> 01:12:07,239
more about that next week when I have the when

1508
01:12:07,279 --> 01:12:10,039
I have the full details of it for my friends.

1509
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:15,600
Speaker 1: Ager it's it's late, it's later. I'm gonna go and

1510
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,359
draw some cars. I mean that was I'm just gonna draw.

1511
01:12:18,279 --> 01:12:22,399
Speaker 2: A Corolla go ahead, Take care of good look