Speaker 1: Well, I hope everybody listening takes a little bit of
Speaker 1: pleasure in me sharing with you a flashback to one
Speaker 1: of my life's most humiliating moments.
Speaker 2: But I do give it up for the team here.
Speaker 3: You do. You're a giver.
Speaker 1: So let me tell you what happened and the other day, Tricia, Well,
Speaker 1: it was probably five six o'clock, I don't know. We
Speaker 1: walk outside, we're getting ready to get in the car,
Speaker 1: and what happens right in front of.
Speaker 3: Us, Tricia, Sandy, something great happened.
Speaker 4: Shirtless muscle running guy happens to be running by our house.
Speaker 4: Right in front of our house, standing and I are
Speaker 4: walking down the driveway.
Speaker 3: And here he comes running by.
Speaker 4: We both stop. I don't know why we stopped walking,
Speaker 4: and I could not take my eyes off of him.
Speaker 4: You're standing right next to me, and in my brain
Speaker 4: I was all stop clicking, stop clicking, look away, look away.
Speaker 3: I couldn't.
Speaker 1: For those of you that have never heard about shirtless
Speaker 1: running guy in our neighborhood, this is a guy that
Speaker 1: is jacked. I mean he's not like your body builders
Speaker 1: freaky jack perfect. He's built really really well. I mean
Speaker 1: he's like probably six percent body fat on him. He's
Speaker 1: got shoulders, he's got abs, abs, the whole thing. And
Speaker 1: he runs, and he runs all the time with no
Speaker 1: shirt on.
Speaker 4: Most of the people that you see outside running with
Speaker 4: no shirt on are not people you want to see
Speaker 4: with no shirt on. You want to see shirtless muscle
Speaker 4: running guy with no shirt on.
Speaker 1: So that always harkens back to the time that I was.
Speaker 1: I got a Dairy Queen ice cream cone on the
Speaker 1: way home once once and I was sitting in the
Speaker 1: street where I parked my car, finishing off my ice
Speaker 1: cream cone because I didn't want christand know I had one.
Speaker 1: And I look up as I'm eating my large vanilla cone,
Speaker 1: and who's getting ready to pass right by my windshield?
Speaker 3: Shirtless running guy, shirtless muscle running guy.
Speaker 2: And I'm sitting there eating my boy, are you a slob?
Speaker 4: And as he passes you, Joe make eye contact as
Speaker 4: you're sitting there holding your giant ice humiliated.
Speaker 1: He's out there running in the heat, my ice crazy
Speaker 1: has no chill about it. When he ran by, She's like, Ooh,
Speaker 1: ain't nothing wrong with that?
Speaker 3: I go, oh my god.
Speaker 4: Look and then literally my eyes tracked him as like from.
Speaker 3: Left trying to read the tattoo on his back. I
Speaker 3: was like, I couldn't make myself stop looking.
Speaker 4: And you know how a lot of thoughts can go
Speaker 4: through her head in a split second, and I was like,
Speaker 4: Sandy's standing.
Speaker 3: Right next to me. Stop looking. I couldn't stop looking.
Speaker 1: It'd be so funny and a great video social media
Speaker 1: video if we got all the ladies in the neighborhood
Speaker 1: to stand out on the sidewalk, I clap and just
Speaker 1: clap as he runs by.
Speaker 4: Bring their chairs out and sitting into their driveway with
Speaker 4: a drink.
Speaker 2: He doesn't keep a normal schedule.
Speaker 4: No, he's sometimes morning guy. I've seen him in the
Speaker 4: morning sometimes too. He pops up everywhere. He tries to
Speaker 4: keep it fresh. He keeps us on our toes. We
Speaker 4: have sightings. Some of our neighbor called texted me the
Speaker 4: other day and was like, he's over there on cloudy
Speaker 4: and I was like, all right, I'll look outside. Oh man,
Speaker 4: oh you know you can. You can do something about it, Sandy.
Speaker 1: With us out of your control, You've got more coming out.
Speaker 1: Go you want to start out with the first thing
Speaker 1: that made you laugh today.
Speaker 4: The bald Eagles never saw Snoop coming for their spot
Speaker 4: as the new symbol of America. Snoop has become America
Speaker 4: as godfather.
Speaker 2: Yes he has. Yeah, and it's a good one to have.
Speaker 3: Bald Eagles. Never saw it coming, never saw it coming.
Speaker 1: Point it certainly seems and I don't need to get
Speaker 1: all political and stuff here, but it seems like the
Speaker 1: American athletes got a memo that said, hey, be cool,
Speaker 1: be America, be a team, be united.
Speaker 2: There's no fealing during the anthems.
Speaker 3: Now, everybody just chill out and do your job.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: There's no controversy like not, Yes, it's what this Yeah,
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not over, but it's Stubery's just coming
Speaker 4: together and doing their thinking and not making.
Speaker 3: And looking statements just right.
Speaker 1: Have you noticed who's not a part of the NBC
Speaker 1: coverage of the Olympics.
Speaker 2: I have you say it?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to say it.
Speaker 2: Are we saying the same same person?
Speaker 3: Mr?
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yep? Megan Rapone for whatever her name is.
Speaker 3: I don't care to say it.
Speaker 2: I'm glad she's not there.
Speaker 3: NBC do anything to do with it to make stand
Speaker 3: O forbid it do and this is not it.
Speaker 4: I don't think this is one of the few things
Speaker 4: that the entire world is focusing on it. Everybody can
Speaker 4: just be calm and compete and yet.
Speaker 3: Just be peaceful. Yeah, that's that's what I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she could not be trusted to keep that going.
Speaker 1: I'm glad again.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying don't ever speak up saying I don't
Speaker 4: think that is the right venue for it.
Speaker 2: I agree with you one hundred percent.
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Speaker 1: Everybody listening, Let's go back to when you were a
Speaker 1: small Tricia. You're a little Trisha, I'm a little Sandy,
Speaker 1: all right, And these are all things is that all
Speaker 1: kids did? But no one really talks about anymore. But
Speaker 1: it sure is fun to talk about.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: Here's a great example, blowing into a straw. Why drinking
Speaker 1: milk to create milk bubbles?
Speaker 3: Yes, why don't adults do that?
Speaker 2: Why because our bards beat us did not to stop.
Speaker 4: But it makes milk so much more fun, That's true,
Speaker 4: here's one for sure. Learning how to swim at having
Speaker 4: an irrational fear of sharks in the deep end.
Speaker 3: Of the pool. Yep, yep, especially when Jaws was a
Speaker 3: big deal.
Speaker 2: Yep. I'm not going down there.
Speaker 3: No, no, not if I can't see the bottom.
Speaker 1: We mentioned this one a little bit ago, but it's
Speaker 1: still funny. Drying the sun in the top corner of
Speaker 1: a piece of paper, A.
Speaker 4: Free, floating, complete sun in the middle of a piece
Speaker 4: of paper as a child, never happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, never, always anchored in the corner.
Speaker 2: And a smiley face often on the sun.
Speaker 3: Always always yep.
Speaker 4: Believing that gum would stain your stomach for seven years.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it does, it doesn't.
Speaker 4: But I was surely an adult before I one believed
Speaker 4: that that's not true.
Speaker 1: Uh, freaking out after swallowing a seed like a water
Speaker 1: and a watermelon seed, I think it was going to grow.
Speaker 1: And do you how about racing the rain drops? Do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean by that? No, So when
Speaker 1: it rained it was on your windshield or in your
Speaker 1: bedroom window. Yeah, you'd pick two of them out and
Speaker 1: it was a race to the bottom to see which
Speaker 1: one would get there.
Speaker 2: That's called the bored childhood.
Speaker 3: A board childhood.
Speaker 4: Here's the one that I oh my gosh, yes, a
Speaker 4: thousand times playing with the foam nerf ball of any kind,
Speaker 4: always a big giant chunk taken out of it.
Speaker 3: Somebody bit it or pulled a chunk out.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever played with a fully
Speaker 4: intact nerf anything.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a quick, funny story about those nerf balls.
Speaker 1: So my old radio partner JB. Who's going to be
Speaker 1: sitting in Patricia next week. He tells a story about
Speaker 1: his sister Nicky, and for weeks, when she was really young,
Speaker 1: like a toddler, she kept saying, I got a bibity
Speaker 1: bobby ball up my nose. I got a bibity bobby
Speaker 1: ball up my nose. Well, finally their mother took a look.
Speaker 1: She had taken little tiny pieces of a nerf ball
Speaker 1: and been packing them up her nose.
Speaker 4: She really she had pity ball up her creating one
Speaker 4: in her nose.
Speaker 1: A couple more of these things. Again, these are the
Speaker 1: things everyone did as a kid that no one talks about.
Speaker 1: Taking a magnet and trying to force the two together.
Speaker 3: All the time, pretending to smoke when it was cold out.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean this is all right. Remember that picture
Speaker 1: of the fuzz and the other boy friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were smoking candy cigarettes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they're holding them perfectly, like in the deep
Speaker 4: v of their fingers, and they look like a miniature
Speaker 4: version of like an old married couple that was fighting
Speaker 4: and standing on the.
Speaker 3: Corner smoking ciga.
Speaker 2: I just looked sassy.
Speaker 3: Their poses were right on list.
Speaker 1: Is there any more of these uh pinching their finger
Speaker 1: fingers and a hair clip for no reason.
Speaker 2: I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, girls did that.
Speaker 4: We take one of those hair clips and pinching on
Speaker 4: your fingers or on your lips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1: Sitting in church and looking up at the massive pictures
Speaker 1: and trying to figure out who they kill if they fell.
Speaker 1: It's a fun list. BuzzFeed put that together. Good stuff Internet.
Speaker 1: There's a relationship hack that will take you six seconds
Speaker 1: every day that is supposed to just be wonderful and
Speaker 1: trigger the release of oxytocin the love hormone. Problem is
Speaker 1: e've been married for any amount of time at all.
Speaker 2: I don't think you want to do this. We don't
Speaker 2: do this. Let me tell every what it is.
Speaker 3: What it is.
Speaker 1: The hack is to kiss for six seconds every day.
Speaker 3: Why does that make six seconds sound like an eternity?
Speaker 2: To me because it would be.
Speaker 4: I mean, taken out a contest, contest context, taken out
Speaker 4: of context. Just standing in the kitchen kissing for six
Speaker 4: seconds seems like a really long.
Speaker 3: Time, right for.
Speaker 2: Six anyway, say it's long enough.
Speaker 3: Did anybody who happens to walk by, would be like,
Speaker 3: get a room?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Too long?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: A place called the Gopman Institute came up with it
Speaker 1: based on how long it takes to trigger the release
Speaker 1: of oxytose. And that's the love hormone that helps us
Speaker 1: bond with babies, pets, and each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The other a quick peck ain't gonna do it.
Speaker 3: You gotta have a whole six second kiss.
Speaker 2: We never kiss ever.
Speaker 3: No on the lips, Nope, noep.
Speaker 4: The other option if you don't want to kiss is
Speaker 4: you can hug, But then that's twenty seconds.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean then that's just you're just resting
Speaker 3: on each other, right, I guess.
Speaker 1: So, Yeah, it's just I don't know. Maybe your relationship
Speaker 1: that's good, it'll work for you, But I just can't
Speaker 1: see us ever doing that.
Speaker 3: There's plenty of other ways.
Speaker 2: Daughter wigs out if we're affectionate to it.
Speaker 4: Right, right, She's like what's wrong? What's going on? Why
Speaker 4: y'all doing that? And then you just try and freak
Speaker 4: me out. Sometimes I'll come in and go good night, Trish,
Speaker 4: I love you, and reach down and try and kiss me.
Speaker 3: I'm all, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you trying to do?
Speaker 3: What's what did you do.
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 1: It's a six second smooth supposed to be really really
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Speaker 1: So yesterday I had to drive back from Houston to Austin.
Speaker 1: It's about two and a half hour drive, you know,
Speaker 1: for those of you listening in other parts of the country,
Speaker 1: it's about a two and a half hour drive from
Speaker 1: Houston to our home in Austin. And I was hungry,
Speaker 1: and I was driving through a little town and I
Speaker 1: saw Pete's barbecue. All right, it's in the middle of
Speaker 1: really nowhere. It's just off of the highway, but there's
Speaker 1: not like a town built around it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so I was like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna give ope to try see what he's got to
Speaker 3: talk about.
Speaker 1: So I didn't really I drove up on it so
Speaker 1: fast that I couldn't slam all my brakes and go.
Speaker 2: So I went up and I u turned and I
Speaker 2: came back. I pulled in.
Speaker 1: I got a spot right in front of Pete's Barbecue,
Speaker 1: and I walked in and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like the looks of this, and it reminds me
Speaker 1: of the places that my grandfather used to deliver meat too,
Speaker 1: you know, and he worked for a packing house and
Speaker 1: he delivered meat. And so I went in there and
Speaker 1: I got myself a two meat plate and I sat down.
Speaker 1: It was kind of cool because you got your sides
Speaker 1: ont of buffet, but you got your meat up at
Speaker 1: the town at the counter.
Speaker 2: Sat down.
Speaker 1: I started looking around, and I'm like, huh, yeah, this
Speaker 1: might be the most manly barbecue place I've ever been at.
Speaker 1: The best way for me to describe it is, and
Speaker 1: you'll like this Trician. It was a barbecue joint full
Speaker 1: of rips from from the stone. Like these guys were
Speaker 1: like real cowboys, like they worked on a ramp somewhere.
Speaker 1: There were other guys that were working, you know, hanging
Speaker 1: some iron or something. The guys that take a shower
Speaker 1: when they get home from work, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dirty jeans, work boots or cowboy boots, long
Speaker 4: sleeve shirts because they're outside yep.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Knife on their belt.
Speaker 3: Yep, because you might have to cut some wire or something.
Speaker 1: Yep. And here's what's funny. So I'm in there and
Speaker 1: I fit. I fit in just fine. Right, I'm manly
Speaker 1: with the rest of them. Okay, but there's one guy
Speaker 1: that did hold on.
Speaker 4: Were you manly in your suit that you wore earlier
Speaker 4: that morning before you left to drive home, because I
Speaker 4: think that removes you from the from the scene in
Speaker 4: a suit.
Speaker 1: No, I just had on a dress shirt and jeans, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right? And so anyway, there's one guy
Speaker 1: that's in there that I was looking at him, and
Speaker 1: I just if I have had any nerve, I mean,
Speaker 1: if I was a jerk, I would have walked up
Speaker 1: to him and got I bet you feel like the
Speaker 1: biggest woosy right now.
Speaker 2: He was a manbun guy.
Speaker 3: Oh no, in the barful of rips.
Speaker 1: Yep, you can't sitting there eating vegetables, had no.
Speaker 3: Meat had a barbecue joint.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had no meat on his plate.
Speaker 3: That alone is weird.
Speaker 1: He had the beard, he had the a tank top
Speaker 1: on with I counted four long beaded necklaces.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he had his Jerusalem Cruiser sandals on.
Speaker 3: Really you think he got there earlier. And then all
Speaker 3: the rips walked in for lunch and he was like, huh,
Speaker 3: one of these things just doesn't belong here.
Speaker 2: One of these things just isn't the same.
Speaker 3: And all the ris were cool, Yeah, cool, nobody cares.
Speaker 2: Nobody cares.
Speaker 3: Nobody cares.
Speaker 2: But it was just the I was very comfortable.
Speaker 1: There was just so much testosterone in there, just manly hood.
Speaker 3: You don't get a lot of that at home.
Speaker 1: No. And then woman that owned that joint talked to everybody, Oh,
Speaker 1: we got meat loaf today, don't good stand up of
Speaker 1: fae too, it goes. I get some of those green beans,
Speaker 1: they're really really good. Mashtatoes are good. Get them today.
Speaker 3: There's a delicious food it was.
Speaker 1: I got ribs and brisket and it was it was
Speaker 1: very very good.
Speaker 4: The ones out in the middle of nowhere normally are
Speaker 4: the ones that taste the best.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah, they cook it right there.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: I love it, and they're serious about it.
Speaker 1: Was it was a lot of food, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: was starving and you can tell a lot of those
Speaker 1: guys that eat there every day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, But I just thought it was funny. It's
Speaker 2: good to know that there's still some manly men out there.
Speaker 3: Joint you know, you can get that's my dream.
Speaker 2: You can.
Speaker 1: You can hate on masculinity all you want, but you
Speaker 1: know what, every once in a while.
Speaker 2: You need it.
Speaker 4: You gotta have somebody to do the heavy lifting. Sometimes
Speaker 4: exactly