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<v Speaker 1>Well, I hope everybody listening takes a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>pleasure in me sharing with you a flashback to one

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<v Speaker 1>of my life's most humiliating moments.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do give it up for the team here.

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<v Speaker 3>You do. You're a giver.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me tell you what happened and the other day, Tricia, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it was probably five six o'clock, I don't know. We

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<v Speaker 1>walk outside, we're getting ready to get in the car,

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<v Speaker 1>and what happens right in front of.

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<v Speaker 3>Us, Tricia, Sandy, something great happened.

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<v Speaker 4>Shirtless muscle running guy happens to be running by our house.

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<v Speaker 4>Right in front of our house, standing and I are

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<v Speaker 4>walking down the driveway.

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<v Speaker 3>And here he comes running by.

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<v Speaker 4>We both stop. I don't know why we stopped walking,

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<v Speaker 4>and I could not take my eyes off of him.

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<v Speaker 4>You're standing right next to me, and in my brain

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<v Speaker 4>I was all stop clicking, stop clicking, look away, look away.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>For those of you that have never heard about shirtless

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<v Speaker 1>running guy in our neighborhood, this is a guy that

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<v Speaker 1>is jacked. I mean he's not like your body builders

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<v Speaker 1>freaky jack perfect. He's built really really well. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>he's like probably six percent body fat on him. He's

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<v Speaker 1>got shoulders, he's got abs, abs, the whole thing. And

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<v Speaker 1>he runs, and he runs all the time with no

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<v Speaker 1>shirt on.

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<v Speaker 4>Most of the people that you see outside running with

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<v Speaker 4>no shirt on are not people you want to see

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<v Speaker 4>with no shirt on. You want to see shirtless muscle

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<v Speaker 4>running guy with no shirt on.

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<v Speaker 1>So that always harkens back to the time that I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I got a Dairy Queen ice cream cone on the

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<v Speaker 1>way home once once and I was sitting in the

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<v Speaker 1>street where I parked my car, finishing off my ice

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<v Speaker 1>cream cone because I didn't want christand know I had one.

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<v Speaker 1>And I look up as I'm eating my large vanilla cone,

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<v Speaker 1>and who's getting ready to pass right by my windshield?

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<v Speaker 3>Shirtless running guy, shirtless muscle running guy.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm sitting there eating my boy, are you a slob?

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<v Speaker 4>And as he passes you, Joe make eye contact as

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<v Speaker 4>you're sitting there holding your giant ice humiliated.

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<v Speaker 1>He's out there running in the heat, my ice crazy

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<v Speaker 1>has no chill about it. When he ran by, She's like, Ooh,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't nothing wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 3>I go, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Look and then literally my eyes tracked him as like from.

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<v Speaker 3>Left trying to read the tattoo on his back. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I couldn't make myself stop looking.

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<v Speaker 4>And you know how a lot of thoughts can go

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<v Speaker 4>through her head in a split second, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>Sandy's standing.

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<v Speaker 3>Right next to me. Stop looking. I couldn't stop looking.

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<v Speaker 1>It'd be so funny and a great video social media

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<v Speaker 1>video if we got all the ladies in the neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>to stand out on the sidewalk, I clap and just

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<v Speaker 1>clap as he runs by.

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<v Speaker 4>Bring their chairs out and sitting into their driveway with

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<v Speaker 4>a drink.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't keep a normal schedule.

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<v Speaker 4>No, he's sometimes morning guy. I've seen him in the

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<v Speaker 4>morning sometimes too. He pops up everywhere. He tries to

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<v Speaker 4>keep it fresh. He keeps us on our toes. We

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<v Speaker 4>have sightings. Some of our neighbor called texted me the

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<v Speaker 4>other day and was like, he's over there on cloudy

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, all right, I'll look outside. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 4>oh you know you can. You can do something about it, Sandy.

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<v Speaker 1>With us out of your control, You've got more coming out.

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<v Speaker 1>Go you want to start out with the first thing

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<v Speaker 1>that made you laugh today.

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<v Speaker 4>The bald Eagles never saw Snoop coming for their spot

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<v Speaker 4>as the new symbol of America. Snoop has become America

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<v Speaker 4>as godfather.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes he has. Yeah, and it's a good one to have.

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<v Speaker 3>Bald Eagles. Never saw it coming, never saw it coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Point it certainly seems and I don't need to get

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<v Speaker 1>all political and stuff here, but it seems like the

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<v Speaker 1>American athletes got a memo that said, hey, be cool,

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<v Speaker 1>be America, be a team, be united.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no fealing during the anthems.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, everybody just chill out and do your job.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no controversy like not, Yes, it's what this Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's not over, but it's Stubery's just coming

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<v Speaker 4>together and doing their thinking and not making.

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<v Speaker 3>And looking statements just right.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you noticed who's not a part of the NBC

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<v Speaker 1>coverage of the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 2>I have you say it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm not going to say it.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we saying the same same person?

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<v Speaker 3>Mr?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep, yep? Megan Rapone for whatever her name is.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care to say it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad she's not there.

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<v Speaker 3>NBC do anything to do with it to make stand

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<v Speaker 3>O forbid it do and this is not it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think this is one of the few things

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<v Speaker 4>that the entire world is focusing on it. Everybody can

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<v Speaker 4>just be calm and compete and yet.

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<v Speaker 3>Just be peaceful. Yeah, that's that's what I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she could not be trusted to keep that going.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad again.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not saying don't ever speak up saying I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think that is the right venue for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree with you one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember fdi C.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody listening, Let's go back to when you were a

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<v Speaker 1>small Tricia. You're a little Trisha, I'm a little Sandy,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, And these are all things is that all

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<v Speaker 1>kids did? But no one really talks about anymore. But

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<v Speaker 1>it sure is fun to talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a great example, blowing into a straw. Why drinking

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<v Speaker 1>milk to create milk bubbles?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, why don't adults do that?

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<v Speaker 2>Why because our bards beat us did not to stop.

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<v Speaker 4>But it makes milk so much more fun, That's true,

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<v Speaker 4>here's one for sure. Learning how to swim at having

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<v Speaker 4>an irrational fear of sharks in the deep end.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the pool. Yep, yep, especially when Jaws was a

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<v Speaker 3>big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. I'm not going down there.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, not if I can't see the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>We mentioned this one a little bit ago, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>still funny. Drying the sun in the top corner of

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of paper, A.

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<v Speaker 4>Free, floating, complete sun in the middle of a piece

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<v Speaker 4>of paper as a child, never happened.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, never, always anchored in the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>And a smiley face often on the sun.

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<v Speaker 3>Always always yep.

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<v Speaker 4>Believing that gum would stain your stomach for seven years.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, it does, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 4>But I was surely an adult before I one believed

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<v Speaker 4>that that's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, freaking out after swallowing a seed like a water

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<v Speaker 1>and a watermelon seed, I think it was going to grow.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you how about racing the rain drops? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean by that? No, So when

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<v Speaker 1>it rained it was on your windshield or in your

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<v Speaker 1>bedroom window. Yeah, you'd pick two of them out and

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<v Speaker 1>it was a race to the bottom to see which

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<v Speaker 1>one would get there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's called the bored childhood.

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<v Speaker 3>A board childhood.

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<v Speaker 4>Here's the one that I oh my gosh, yes, a

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<v Speaker 4>thousand times playing with the foam nerf ball of any kind,

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<v Speaker 4>always a big giant chunk taken out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody bit it or pulled a chunk out.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if I've ever played with a fully

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<v Speaker 4>intact nerf anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you a quick, funny story about those nerf balls.

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<v Speaker 1>So my old radio partner JB. Who's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in Patricia next week. He tells a story about

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<v Speaker 1>his sister Nicky, and for weeks, when she was really young,

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<v Speaker 1>like a toddler, she kept saying, I got a bibity

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<v Speaker 1>bobby ball up my nose. I got a bibity bobby

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<v Speaker 1>ball up my nose. Well, finally their mother took a look.

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<v Speaker 1>She had taken little tiny pieces of a nerf ball

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<v Speaker 1>and been packing them up her nose.

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<v Speaker 4>She really she had pity ball up her creating one

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<v Speaker 4>in her nose.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple more of these things. Again, these are the

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<v Speaker 1>things everyone did as a kid that no one talks about.

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<v Speaker 1>Taking a magnet and trying to force the two together.

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<v Speaker 3>All the time, pretending to smoke when it was cold out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean this is all right. Remember that picture

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<v Speaker 1>of the fuzz and the other boy friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they were smoking candy cigarettes.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but they're holding them perfectly, like in the deep

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<v Speaker 4>v of their fingers, and they look like a miniature

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<v Speaker 4>version of like an old married couple that was fighting

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<v Speaker 4>and standing on the.

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<v Speaker 3>Corner smoking ciga.

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<v Speaker 2>I just looked sassy.

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<v Speaker 3>Their poses were right on list.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there any more of these uh pinching their finger

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<v Speaker 1>fingers and a hair clip for no reason.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, girls did that.

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<v Speaker 4>We take one of those hair clips and pinching on

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<v Speaker 4>your fingers or on your lips.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Sitting in church and looking up at the massive pictures

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<v Speaker 1>and trying to figure out who they kill if they fell.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fun list. BuzzFeed put that together. Good stuff Internet.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a relationship hack that will take you six seconds

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<v Speaker 1>every day that is supposed to just be wonderful and

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<v Speaker 1>trigger the release of oxytocin the love hormone. Problem is

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<v Speaker 1>e've been married for any amount of time at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you want to do this. We don't

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<v Speaker 2>do this. Let me tell every what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>What it is.

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<v Speaker 1>The hack is to kiss for six seconds every day.

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<v Speaker 3>Why does that make six seconds sound like an eternity?

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<v Speaker 2>To me because it would be.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, taken out a contest, contest context, taken out

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<v Speaker 4>of context. Just standing in the kitchen kissing for six

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<v Speaker 4>seconds seems like a really long.

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<v Speaker 3>Time, right for.

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<v Speaker 2>Six anyway, say it's long enough.

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<v Speaker 3>Did anybody who happens to walk by, would be like,

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<v Speaker 3>get a room?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Too long?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>A place called the Gopman Institute came up with it

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<v Speaker 1>based on how long it takes to trigger the release

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<v Speaker 1>of oxytose. And that's the love hormone that helps us

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<v Speaker 1>bond with babies, pets, and each other.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The other a quick peck ain't gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 3>You gotta have a whole six second kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>We never kiss ever.

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<v Speaker 3>No on the lips, Nope, noep.

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<v Speaker 4>The other option if you don't want to kiss is

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<v Speaker 4>you can hug, But then that's twenty seconds.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I mean then that's just you're just resting

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<v Speaker 3>on each other, right, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>So, Yeah, it's just I don't know. Maybe your relationship

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<v Speaker 1>that's good, it'll work for you, But I just can't

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<v Speaker 3>There's plenty of other ways.

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<v Speaker 2>Daughter wigs out if we're affectionate to it.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, right, She's like what's wrong? What's going on? Why

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<v Speaker 4>y'all doing that? And then you just try and freak

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<v Speaker 4>me out. Sometimes I'll come in and go good night, Trish,

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<v Speaker 4>I love you, and reach down and try and kiss me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm all, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you trying to do?

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<v Speaker 3>What's what did you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Again?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a six second smooth supposed to be really really

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<v Speaker 1>good for you. Bring it up with your partner today,

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<v Speaker 1>So yesterday I had to drive back from Houston to Austin.

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<v Speaker 1>it's about a two and a half hour drive from

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<v Speaker 1>and I was driving through a little town and I

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<v Speaker 1>saw Pete's barbecue. All right, it's in the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>not like a town built around it, you know what

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And so I was like, you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't really I drove up on it so

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<v Speaker 2>So I went up and I u turned and I

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<v Speaker 1>I got a spot right in front of Pete's Barbecue,

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<v Speaker 1>and I walked in and I was like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I like the looks of this, and it reminds me

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<v Speaker 1>of the places that my grandfather used to deliver meat too,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and he worked for a packing house and

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<v Speaker 1>he delivered meat. And so I went in there and

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<v Speaker 1>I got myself a two meat plate and I sat down.

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<v Speaker 1>It was kind of cool because you got your sides

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<v Speaker 1>ont of buffet, but you got your meat up at

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<v Speaker 1>I started looking around, and I'm like, huh, yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>might be the most manly barbecue place I've ever been at.

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<v Speaker 1>The best way for me to describe it is, and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll like this Trician. It was a barbecue joint full

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<v Speaker 1>of rips from from the stone. Like these guys were

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<v Speaker 1>like real cowboys, like they worked on a ramp somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>There were other guys that were working, you know, hanging

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<v Speaker 1>some iron or something. The guys that take a shower

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<v Speaker 1>when they get home from work, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, dirty jeans, work boots or cowboy boots, long

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<v Speaker 4>sleeve shirts because they're outside yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Knife on their belt.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, because you might have to cut some wire or something.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep. And here's what's funny. So I'm in there and

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<v Speaker 1>I fit. I fit in just fine. Right, I'm manly

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<v Speaker 1>with the rest of them. Okay, but there's one guy

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<v Speaker 1>that did hold on.

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<v Speaker 4>Were you manly in your suit that you wore earlier

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<v Speaker 4>that morning before you left to drive home, because I

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<v Speaker 4>think that removes you from the from the scene in

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<v Speaker 4>a suit.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I just had on a dress shirt and jeans, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, all right? And so anyway, there's one guy

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<v Speaker 1>that's in there that I was looking at him, and

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<v Speaker 1>I just if I have had any nerve, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if I was a jerk, I would have walked up

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<v Speaker 1>to him and got I bet you feel like the

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<v Speaker 2>He was a manbun guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, in the barful of rips.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, you can't sitting there eating vegetables, had no.

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<v Speaker 3>Meat had a barbecue joint.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I had no meat on his plate.

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<v Speaker 3>That alone is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>He had the beard, he had the a tank top

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<v Speaker 1>on with I counted four long beaded necklaces.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and he had his Jerusalem Cruiser sandals on.

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<v Speaker 3>Really you think he got there earlier. And then all

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<v Speaker 3>the rips walked in for lunch and he was like, huh,

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<v Speaker 3>one of these things just doesn't belong here.

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<v Speaker 2>One of these things just isn't the same.

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<v Speaker 3>And all the ris were cool, Yeah, cool, nobody cares.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody cares.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody cares.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was just the I was very comfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>There was just so much testosterone in there, just manly hood.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't get a lot of that at home.

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<v Speaker 1>No. And then woman that owned that joint talked to everybody, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we got meat loaf today, don't good stand up of

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<v Speaker 1>fae too, it goes. I get some of those green beans,

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<v Speaker 1>they're really really good. Mashtatoes are good. Get them today.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a delicious food it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I got ribs and brisket and it was it was

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<v Speaker 1>very very good.

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<v Speaker 4>The ones out in the middle of nowhere normally are

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<v Speaker 4>the ones that taste the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because yeah, they cook it right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it, and they're serious about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it was a lot of food, yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>was starving and you can tell a lot of those

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<v Speaker 1>guys that eat there every day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably, But I just thought it was funny. It's

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<v Speaker 2>good to know that there's still some manly men out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Joint you know, you can get that's my dream.

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<v Speaker 2>You can.

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<v Speaker 1>You can hate on masculinity all you want, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, every once in a while.

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<v Speaker 2>You need it.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta have somebody to do the heavy lifting. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 4>exactly