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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike, Benyon Row and

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<v Speaker 1>Aaron twitching.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, like chocolate auses are not really an

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<v Speaker 2>appropriate Valentine's gift.

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<v Speaker 3>But there we go. Hello, welcome to Chewing the Cats.

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<v Speaker 3>I am error Chitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very good. I don't know what I felt like

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<v Speaker 3>I had to announce myself, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you might follow suits and announce yours.

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<v Speaker 1>I am Michael James Edward Benyon Rowe.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that was very cool. Now I didn't full name myself.

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<v Speaker 3>What have we got today, Mike.

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<v Speaker 1>Today, Well, I have a story about an accidental wash,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'm going to bring you something that's barely

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<v Speaker 1>scientific in that science though.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking forward to I love a bit of science.

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<v Speaker 2>And we even have a game to play in our

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<v Speaker 2>Game of the Week. But on screen now you can

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<v Speaker 2>see our social media contact info.

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<v Speaker 1>Just look for at the Cud TV And as the

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<v Speaker 1>old tinter web go along the bottom of the screen,

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<v Speaker 1>it's time for Aaron and the Showbis.

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<v Speaker 2>Elliott Page has made groundbreaking historic news. Actor Elliott Page, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>what did they do with the film not familiar with.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, when they transitioned on the Umbrella Academy.

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<v Speaker 2>I did to watch that. Actually, is that the first

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<v Speaker 2>time a character has done.

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<v Speaker 1>That IRL in real life?

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<v Speaker 3>They handled that pretty well.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Well, this time it's for a movie that they're

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<v Speaker 2>in and the director is the first trans director I

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<v Speaker 2>believe to be nominated in the short film live action.

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<v Speaker 2>These are categories are so long, like this live action

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<v Speaker 2>short the very very long. So this is a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>It's actually only twenty minutes long. So if you're like me,

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<v Speaker 2>can't handle a long movie, Like if anything over ninety

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<v Speaker 2>minutes makes you think count bloody do it, this could

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<v Speaker 2>be the movie for you. Only twenty minutes. Starts off

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<v Speaker 2>you're thinking I've not watched review. It's called avocado start off,

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<v Speaker 2>you think avocado pit.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually it's cooled, it's just wrong on the autoque behind

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<v Speaker 3>the scenes secret revealed.

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<v Speaker 2>It starts off with a sex worker gets in squar

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<v Speaker 2>it starts to turn violent and then takes an unexpected turn. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Elliot's looking tired. They're looking like me today, but happy,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's what's important.

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<v Speaker 1>I be but tired. I think that's a phrase.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are you someone that Watches nominated for I'm no what,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember what it was nominated for.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think Elliott Page is a a fun favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, well divisive? What's it? Very busy? You just

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<v Speaker 3>had a book out as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm sure there's a final series of Umbrella ACADGORI.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're watching, take a day off, Darli, have a

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<v Speaker 1>coup of tea, have a break.

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<v Speaker 3>You've been through enough. It's time you can just sit

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<v Speaker 3>back with a good book. Next story. Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I don't seem like I'm okay. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you've noticed today I'm not okay. And don't you

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<v Speaker 2>feel like sometimes you just need someone to ask if

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<v Speaker 2>you're okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'd appreciate someone just asking on occasion. Are you okay?

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<v Speaker 3>You're Okayhn, you're okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Han, Well, that's what Elmo has been doing. Elmo has

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<v Speaker 2>been is a map at me? Yeah, that's straight there

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<v Speaker 2>he is. Look, he's just been on Twitter, formerly known

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<v Speaker 2>as X formerly known as Twitter. I'm always going to

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<v Speaker 2>call it Twitter. Screw you, eel On Musk. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>control my house.

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<v Speaker 3>You could for the.

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<v Speaker 1>Right price, you don't. My mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>Mask has been asking people if they're okay, and there.

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<v Speaker 1>Is asking people if they are okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, both have Elon Musk through the platform that Elon

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<v Speaker 2>muscow Almo was asking people if they're okay. Maybe Elon

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<v Speaker 2>Musk has put a chip in my head and it's

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<v Speaker 2>backfiring today because I do not know anything in this

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<v Speaker 2>section and the response is got dark. They did people

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<v Speaker 2>people were treating Alma like their therapists unpaid. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to post that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think it sat. That was supposed to be

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<v Speaker 1>lighthearted fun and it just went a bit accidentally dark accidentally.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like people say you're right, and you go, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm awful I'm asking that question.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a very Polish thing, you know, so like in Poland,

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<v Speaker 3>you don't. You don't like this kind should we do?

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<v Speaker 3>How are you?

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<v Speaker 2>And really we just expected you to like, Yeah, in

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<v Speaker 2>Poland they don't do that. They if you ask how

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<v Speaker 2>someone is and they think you're asking because they care,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they will tell you all about their problems

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<v Speaker 2>and their ailments and their woes, which are quite like

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<v Speaker 2>why do we lie so much?

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<v Speaker 1>I love it? In the doctor's surgery child doing on

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<v Speaker 1>my grand I used to hear oh are you doing Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm fine. It's like what you're doing here?

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<v Speaker 3>Then why are you and the doctors?

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<v Speaker 1>If you're fine, that train on that chest this.

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<v Speaker 3>Way, you can't get an appointment there.

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<v Speaker 2>All the old ladies that are fine just going because

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<v Speaker 2>they've nothing better to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, watch count now say yeah that make you well? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the fact that that Alma was asking people

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<v Speaker 1>if they're okay when people were responding back going, I

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<v Speaker 1>think life's a bit of a waste of space. Or

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you asked, because that's the only person that's

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<v Speaker 1>asked all week, like.

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<v Speaker 2>Staying your lay now, I think they're really good at

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<v Speaker 2>what you do. I think this is a misstep for you.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, great, you've gone viral, but stick to your ABC,

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<v Speaker 2>not your UK.

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<v Speaker 1>Hans Elm was only three and a half years old.

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<v Speaker 3>Still huh. Alma and Maria Kerrey have a lot in common.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, and me, I am still only twenty one.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd say, al make a do that we shave. That's

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<v Speaker 3>let's let's see a new look from you. Let's see

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<v Speaker 3>what else you can do shaving. Elma, Oh, I've seen

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<v Speaker 3>that movie.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's a specialist film.

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<v Speaker 3>Shaving elmo Ye. I didn't enjoy it. It was a

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<v Speaker 3>bit bit accidentally dark.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say, Okay, I've been on the promotional trot too long.

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<v Speaker 3>This is get hard way. But one final story for you,

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<v Speaker 3>drag Race. You're a big drag Race fan.

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<v Speaker 1>I like drag Race. I'm a bit drug raced out

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<v Speaker 1>because we're on what season nineteen of one and then

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<v Speaker 1>forty two of another and they were running at the

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<v Speaker 1>same time.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's true, I know, and people do say that

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<v Speaker 2>our is too much of it. It's too much of it,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think, get over yourself. It's joyous, it's happy.

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<v Speaker 2>There's not really any misery and drama. And people watch

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<v Speaker 2>two hours two and a half hours and or soap

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<v Speaker 2>every week every week.

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<v Speaker 3>That's relentless. No, I don't. I don't think anyone does

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<v Speaker 2>But you know that's there, and it's only an hour

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<v Speaker 2>drag Race, and you don't have to watch all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can skip quite a lot if you want to.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, that's not the story o.

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<v Speaker 2>The story is actually focusing on the unsung heroes of

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<v Speaker 2>drag Race, the pit crew.

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<v Speaker 3>Love the pit crew and Jesse here he is there

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<v Speaker 3>he is there. He is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm honestly going to tell you now, I do not

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<v Speaker 2>know what his face looks like because when someone's got

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<v Speaker 2>their hippos out, I can't focus on their face and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very distracted.

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<v Speaker 3>Now look at him. He's got a full range. He's

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<v Speaker 3>an actor.

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<v Speaker 2>You probably don't know this is an actor and this

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<v Speaker 2>is him going range, sultry, horny, thirsty. He's back for

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<v Speaker 2>a series. It looks like he's staying on.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, do you reckon? You could have been pit crew.

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<v Speaker 3>I know what's what? Why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Everything from my forehead down? Would it's not pick material?

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<v Speaker 2>See, I don't think it's a bit of the body

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<v Speaker 2>for me. I mean, look at him there, bless him.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at him staring straight into the light, alert his

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<v Speaker 2>eyes like that.

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<v Speaker 3>But got the shot.

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<v Speaker 2>And for me, it's that they don't ever get to talk.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be terrible on it because I'd be constantly trying

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<v Speaker 2>to have a personality on the show. And he's been

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<v Speaker 2>the three or four series now and he's back for

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<v Speaker 2>this one.

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<v Speaker 3>And who is he?

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<v Speaker 2>What do we know about his likes and dislikes? He

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<v Speaker 2>used to date Toddrick Haul We know that. Well, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I found that out by reading a thirty second article

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<v Speaker 2>on the show, and I'd managed to retain that information.

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<v Speaker 2>But what about him, Who does he vote for Will

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<v Speaker 2>Young or Gareth Gates?

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know. We don't know anything about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I imagine he loves bananas and look at those veins.

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<v Speaker 2>Madonna would be just oh, he has got an auti

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<v Speaker 2>belly button. Oh, you know, that's body diversity there, This

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<v Speaker 2>is ruperul giving us the full range of the human body.

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<v Speaker 2>Here an auti belly button. Don't be disgusted, kids, It

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<v Speaker 2>could happen to it anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, would report put a ginger on as pit

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<v Speaker 1>crew to your diversity.

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<v Speaker 2>Dis Yeah, they can't tan. It was very difficult to

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<v Speaker 2>be on TV if you can't tan.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I always feel sorry for the pit crew because they

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<v Speaker 1>are in a room with like four or five drag

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<v Speaker 1>queens by the end of it, who have not had

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<v Speaker 1>human contact for a long time, and they tend to

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<v Speaker 1>get very I don't say sexually aggressive towards them, just

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<v Speaker 1>a bit worried about the pit crew sometimes going in

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<v Speaker 1>and going oh no, not that one again.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bit lawsuit, he isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's well given the number of people on drag Race

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<v Speaker 2>that have had lawsuits active during the time of filming.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if we're legally allowed to say that.

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<v Speaker 1>Allegedly there have been people who have been with lawsuits

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<v Speaker 1>while filming drag Race.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I just want to know how much drag

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<v Speaker 2>Race pays for pit crew as well, because he's got

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<v Speaker 2>an online fitness industry as well, and he does a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of acting. Apparently he was in Hustlers. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't remember him. He must have had his nipples out,

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<v Speaker 2>Thats why I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't But how much do they pay?

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<v Speaker 2>Do they make more than the Queen's and the UK

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<v Speaker 2>one They must do because they don't make anything.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they get paid a basic wage, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they're there for.

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<v Speaker 3>You, paid by screen minute.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should have pit crew all stars where

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<v Speaker 1>And we should have them doing little challenges against each other,

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<v Speaker 1>like the one where they do that whole photo shooting

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then you have a design challenge or hear

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<v Speaker 2>have legs, it would have torsos, biceps only one.

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<v Speaker 1>Chin, only one chin. Okay, that's it for the show

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<v Speaker 1>bits section. Well, thank you very much for that. Always

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<v Speaker 1>nice to know that you can distract with a pair

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you are welcome to stick around as next it's

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<v Speaker 3>Mike in the Buzz. You're watching chewing the card with

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<v Speaker 1>How you ever washed something that you shouldn't have in

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, I keep mind very clean.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I'm always rowing with my washing machine actually because

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<v Speaker 2>it's a liar. Okay, my washing machine tells a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of lies. It'll be like I'll be done in eight minutes,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you come about forty minutes later and it's

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<v Speaker 3>Going like and I get very nervous about washing things.

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<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of my clothes are very delicate,

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<v Speaker 2>so I probably have Yeah, I've shrunk a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you know when it's doing that whole lying thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It means you put too much stuff in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep hearing that.

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<v Speaker 2>But like I have washing that needs to be done,

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<v Speaker 2>the washing machine's job is to clean it and get

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe washing machines are that intelligent. Actually might

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone keeps going on, Oh, it can sense how much

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<v Speaker 1>How it depends how much water is passing through the

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<v Speaker 1>waist pipe as.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't believe that, I honestly don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's lies the washing machine company have told you,

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<v Speaker 2>because they've yet to install a timer that works.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's just a random look.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's that's the conspiracy theory. Hill, I will die on.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care about where.

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<v Speaker 2>The pyramids got here, or aliens or the vaccine being fake.

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<v Speaker 2>I care about washing machine life.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the toast button? Put toast?

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<v Speaker 2>What's those numbers mean? Why didn't it just say crump

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<v Speaker 2>it and then like color?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the toast brands? Get me on the Apprentice.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a lady called Briley coaches from Norfolk? Right? Who

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally washed a nan Sorry, I had a nine cremated.

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<v Speaker 1>They each got a little oh my god, and accidentally

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<v Speaker 1>put her through the wash Oh now good A way

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<v Speaker 1>to go good loos is the bag was so tightly

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<v Speaker 1>that some ashes still left. So she didn't lose all

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<v Speaker 1>of it, no, so yes, but she did lose a

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<v Speaker 1>significant proportion of a nun in the washing machine.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, that's awful. It is.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't look that upset about it, and then she

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<v Speaker 2>looks very happy and pretty though who did her lips?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a lovely highlight. I mean, the only thing is

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a nan is it? She lost some random

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<v Speaker 2>ashes because they don't give you your actual ashes do

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<v Speaker 2>They just give you a bit of dirt from the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>That's another thing. I don't believe in cremations.

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<v Speaker 2>It's another conspiracy unless I'm actually watching it burn there,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I don't believe any of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>This is what I found out this week? You know

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<v Speaker 2>the coffin when you go to a comic, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>they don't burn the coffin. They take them out and

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<v Speaker 2>then burn them. Why are we paying for the coffin?

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<v Speaker 2>Why can't you rent a coffin?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Well that's that bit Dane.

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<v Speaker 2>So my lte spent a fortune on her mum to

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<v Speaker 2>go in this like glittery coffin and it was stamming.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd want to be burning it. I wanted wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>go with me.

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<v Speaker 1>But if if I'm spending that which went on a coffin,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd want to get buried. I don't want to burn

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<v Speaker 1>the coffin.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>True, Gary just threaten to bury me there. Yeah, good

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<v Speaker 1>news is sort of nandas remained and she didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>the only pot that were shared amongst people so she

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<v Speaker 1>could get some more.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh she got a good ash.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. You mentioned before about el Elon musk.

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<v Speaker 2>El Yeah, oh is there any elon mask porn?

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<v Speaker 3>I did enjoy that really. Yeah, he gets over in

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<v Speaker 3>business and then he gets over and all.

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<v Speaker 2>I love seeing rich people fall, so I think I

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<v Speaker 2>probably really enjoy watching a porno where it's a really

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<v Speaker 2>rich person getting absolutely screwed by like some peasant worker

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<v Speaker 2>that he's screwed over something.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, accidentally, dark Elmo, I'm not fine, well.

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<v Speaker 3>Very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's my Internet search being checked by the fence.

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<v Speaker 2>How am I still on Twitter about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Guy's created a patch that you can have installed in

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<v Speaker 1>your brain and he said it's to help people with paralysis,

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<v Speaker 1>and so they can control computers and environments and that

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<v Speaker 1>sort of thing. And it's a hefty piece of kit.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's in your brain.

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<v Speaker 3>Hang on, that's the size of that finger, right, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>in your brain controlling things.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm concerned.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I did hear about this, and then the

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<v Speaker 2>lovely person on the radio said, it's not really mine

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<v Speaker 2>control stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe they add a chip.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows. I just don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Trusteal a mask, but I think if it's helping people.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we do do things all the time that

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<v Speaker 2>we put things into our bodies.

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<v Speaker 3>You get chips.

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<v Speaker 2>You can get chip, well you and I can't because

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<v Speaker 2>we don't meant straight. But you can get like a

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<v Speaker 2>chip that does you the pill. It releases the hormones

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<v Speaker 2>for that, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>Lots of women, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can have chips. Yeah, I do get chips put them

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<v Speaker 1>in my body.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Yeah, we do get chips and put them in

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<v Speaker 2>our So we do use chips of things like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And I imagine that there are also some chips that

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<v Speaker 2>they use. But I guess it's the level of how

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<v Speaker 2>easy is this to update?

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<v Speaker 3>How much control do they have?

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<v Speaker 1>And that's my concern. It's Elon Musk having control of

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<v Speaker 1>or something that's in my brain.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably been blown up a little bit more than it

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<v Speaker 2>actually is in my brain. You imagine I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>be like the boys? Yeah, I just I just don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how Elon Musk is still not going to about

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<v Speaker 2>being trusted with stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Hasn't he proven that he can't? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's like Tesla cars and stuff and space X.

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<v Speaker 2>I just know apparently he's the first self made for

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<v Speaker 2>self made billionaire that's also going to get demoted. People

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<v Speaker 2>never get demoted from billionaire to millionaire, and he's going

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<v Speaker 2>to because he's spent all his money messing up Twitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Good long why he continues spending all of his money

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<v Speaker 1>so he has no more power?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Enough so that he has to turn to low grade

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<v Speaker 2>porn parodies starring as himself.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a feeling that you would watch that. I

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<v Speaker 3>now am so intrigued to find out what's there?

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<v Speaker 1>Could we get to carry on that? Sorry? Cool? And

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to see people in porn that you

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<v Speaker 1>really shouldn't offer, you to share it with us at

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<v Speaker 1>the cod TV on our social media and that brings

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<v Speaker 1>us to our story of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh now, penis shape, it's familiar.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, do you have a preferred one?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I prefer just one. That's not always true. Why

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<v Speaker 3>I feeling so much? Can we cut that? I want

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<v Speaker 3>that cut? That's how I want it cut. I'm really

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<v Speaker 3>not picky.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know I've ever seen a penis and thought,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, it's beautiful, Like they're just they're not

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<v Speaker 2>the sort of thing that strikes you withh I'm far

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<v Speaker 2>more interested in the rest of the package, I think

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<v Speaker 2>than the penis. Well, because if the nipples are out,

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<v Speaker 2>I won't see it anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, sorry, nipples, I.

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<v Speaker 3>See it.

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<v Speaker 1>So the reason why I ask is because they've done

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<v Speaker 1>a study.

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<v Speaker 3>A sturdy I do like them sturdy.

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<v Speaker 1>They've done a study, right, They've pulled the people, as

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<v Speaker 1>you will, about penis shaping things. Yeah, they've actually come

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<v Speaker 1>out with the fact that it depends on what you're

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<v Speaker 1>looking for from the penis.

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<v Speaker 3>Is this boyfriend penis.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, whether it's boyfriend penis or just one off encounter

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<v Speaker 1>penis right, right, Because apparently if you want a one

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<v Speaker 1>off encounter penis right, you want it a little bit long.

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<v Speaker 1>So over eight inches and of a decent girth, right,

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<v Speaker 1>but boyfriend penis, you'd prefer a little bit shorter.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I've seen the term boyfriend penis being thrown

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<v Speaker 2>around a lot on the internet.

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<v Speaker 3>I you know, I think we.

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<v Speaker 2>All need to get over penis size, like just forget

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<v Speaker 2>about it, because it's just I'm tired of people being

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<v Speaker 2>proud that they've got big cocks, to be honest, because

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<v Speaker 2>you've done nothing to earn it. Like, it's not like

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<v Speaker 2>you've strapped yourself to a machine and like pulled it

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<v Speaker 2>like it.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people have them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I did actually watch this documentary, Actually, me and

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<v Speaker 2>my friends Alice watched this documentary about penises.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you watch it? She put it on. It was

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<v Speaker 3>with his Love Island Star.

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<v Speaker 2>She was going around watching people have penis jobs and stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were like they're.

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<v Speaker 3>Cutting it open and like putting their hand in there while.

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<v Speaker 1>They were awake.

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<v Speaker 3>These people were awake now, And he only gained an

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<v Speaker 3>extra three centimeters on a two inch dick. I mean

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<v Speaker 3>that's not going to make a difference, is it.

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<v Speaker 2>But the point is it doesn't matter how big your

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<v Speaker 2>dick is because you've done nothing to earn it. I

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<v Speaker 2>think we should start bragging about other things. Let's have

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<v Speaker 2>like boyfriends voluntary credits, Like how much is he volunteered?

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<v Speaker 2>Does he a magistrate?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I mean? What can he do? Can

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<v Speaker 3>he get you out of trouble? What is connection? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't care about penis shape. What's the ideal for you?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have an ideal.

435
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<v Speaker 3>You'd just be happy to have one, would you.

436
00:20:47.680 --> 00:20:50.079
<v Speaker 1>At this point? Yeah? Yeah, it's like one that isn't

437
00:20:50.079 --> 00:20:51.799
<v Speaker 1>made a silicone would be a big ticket.

438
00:20:52.240 --> 00:20:54.759
<v Speaker 2>Are quite happily have other people's reject dick.

439
00:20:54.799 --> 00:20:57.519
<v Speaker 3>I think I don't know that bothered.

440
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<v Speaker 1>Well, at my age, everybody's rejected. You can't get any

441
00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:05.039
<v Speaker 1>fresh dick. No, yeah, because you're also talking about pubic

442
00:21:05.079 --> 00:21:08.559
<v Speaker 1>hair tool. Yes, and again one of thin counter penis

443
00:21:08.720 --> 00:21:12.160
<v Speaker 1>tends to be more trimmed and very neat. Yeah, and

444
00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:15.599
<v Speaker 1>boyfriend penis, No, not as much, as long as it's

445
00:21:15.640 --> 00:21:17.720
<v Speaker 1>well kept, it doesn't have to be very shortly.

446
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<v Speaker 3>No, I think it should be the other way around. Yeah.

447
00:21:20.799 --> 00:21:22.559
<v Speaker 2>No, I think you've got to make an effort personally.

448
00:21:22.599 --> 00:21:26.359
<v Speaker 2>I like an asymmetric bob down there with a slidely fringe,

449
00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:27.640
<v Speaker 2>a couple of highlights.

450
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<v Speaker 3>Well, at least that's what I call my grays. No,

451
00:21:31.880 --> 00:21:33.759
<v Speaker 3>I think you've got to you've got to keep trim.

452
00:21:33.880 --> 00:21:35.279
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I know you let yourself go a little

453
00:21:35.279 --> 00:21:36.960
<v Speaker 2>bit when you are in a relationship, but I think

454
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<v Speaker 2>it's important to keep on top of it all over

455
00:21:40.279 --> 00:21:44.519
<v Speaker 2>body hair maintenance. I actually I got in trouble my friend.

456
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<v Speaker 3>She had hair. I won't name her because she won't

457
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<v Speaker 3>be a bit.

458
00:21:47.039 --> 00:21:49.519
<v Speaker 2>She had airy toes and she was going on holiday

459
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<v Speaker 2>with her boyfriend. And I was like, you absolutely cannot

460
00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:54.440
<v Speaker 2>go anywhere with hairy toes. Let me pluck them for you.

461
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<v Speaker 2>Pluck your toes. Girls, pluck your toes. Pluck No, don't

462
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<v Speaker 2>shave your toes. This is a mistake. She went home

463
00:22:00.599 --> 00:22:02.559
<v Speaker 2>shaved us her it's got stubble rash on her feet.

464
00:22:02.680 --> 00:22:04.799
<v Speaker 2>And then she was in I'm gonna lie say where

465
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<v Speaker 2>she was. She was on holiday somewhere right and it

466
00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:10.640
<v Speaker 2>was hot and she had a hairy, stubby toes out with.

467
00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:14.039
<v Speaker 3>All shaving rash. Pluck them, pluck them, pluck them. She

468
00:22:14.039 --> 00:22:15.640
<v Speaker 3>blamed me. I said, I didn't tell you to shave toes,

469
00:22:15.680 --> 00:22:16.799
<v Speaker 3>and I said, go in and pluck them. I said,

470
00:22:16.799 --> 00:22:17.359
<v Speaker 3>I'd do it for you.

471
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<v Speaker 2>But she refused, and now she's having electrolysists on her

472
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<v Speaker 2>feet and a bummer.

473
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

474
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<v Speaker 2>That's all for the pots this week. Thank you, Mike

475
00:22:31.319 --> 00:22:35.799
<v Speaker 2>reference something bumholes, haven't beat it. You can use feet

476
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<v Speaker 2>down there, just don't leave it on for too long.

477
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<v Speaker 2>Stick around as coming up, we have a game to

478
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<v Speaker 2>play in our Game of the Week, and the game

479
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<v Speaker 2>is have you waxed your bumhole?

480
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<v Speaker 3>Welcome back, Gilgeous.

481
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<v Speaker 2>You're watching Chewing the Cards and we're going to play

482
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<v Speaker 2>it a little game of the Gotta Be Game Show

483
00:23:01.599 --> 00:23:06.240
<v Speaker 2>Fluid edition, and this one is what our favorite Fluid user.

484
00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:08.519
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad I didn't write that joke.

485
00:23:08.920 --> 00:23:16.200
<v Speaker 1>It's off because it's true of the week.

486
00:23:19.960 --> 00:23:22.359
<v Speaker 2>So in this game, I'm going to attempt to guess

487
00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:25.559
<v Speaker 2>the song that Mike is portraying. The challenge is he's

488
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<v Speaker 2>going to be doing it whilst gargling presumably hopefully water.

489
00:23:31.359 --> 00:23:34.920
<v Speaker 1>It's mostly gin. I might swallow a couple of times

490
00:23:35.000 --> 00:23:40.400
<v Speaker 1>by accident before right. First drink, first drink, first song?

491
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<v Speaker 3>Right have you started?

492
00:23:59.000 --> 00:23:59.160
<v Speaker 1>You know?

493
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<v Speaker 3>I think no, it was very good. That was very good.

494
00:24:04.640 --> 00:24:11.119
<v Speaker 3>I am you do a little bit of it again.

495
00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:15.880
<v Speaker 1>I'll do some chorously bits, yea was that averse? Okay,

496
00:24:16.960 --> 00:24:40.000
<v Speaker 1>I swallowed them. It's so sad she's gone.

497
00:24:41.920 --> 00:24:48.279
<v Speaker 3>I've gone. There's nothing here anymore. I'm so sorry because.

498
00:24:48.079 --> 00:24:52.519
<v Speaker 2>Obviously you're trying very hard, and I really appreciate the effort,

499
00:24:52.759 --> 00:24:54.200
<v Speaker 2>but it's a no from me.

500
00:24:54.319 --> 00:24:56.240
<v Speaker 3>Hant it was Bale boot Camp.

501
00:24:57.200 --> 00:24:59.640
<v Speaker 2>I got nothing from that rendition. If I'm honest, it

502
00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:04.240
<v Speaker 2>was motion. I got no rhythm. I maybe the people

503
00:25:04.240 --> 00:25:07.079
<v Speaker 2>at home are watching this frustrated that I'm getting absolutely nothing.

504
00:25:07.119 --> 00:25:10.759
<v Speaker 2>But I'll be honest with you, that just sounded like

505
00:25:10.920 --> 00:25:13.599
<v Speaker 2>someone trying to swallow a paracetamor.

506
00:25:15.079 --> 00:25:19.319
<v Speaker 3>Could I have a clue someone who's dead. It's Whitney Houston.

507
00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:22.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm every woman. No, is it Whitney Houston?

508
00:25:24.359 --> 00:25:25.519
<v Speaker 1>Be of high hair.

509
00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:33.000
<v Speaker 3>Amy wine House. Yes, Valerie isn't really Valerie.

510
00:25:32.519 --> 00:25:35.200
<v Speaker 1>Valerie Valerie. That's what I was doing.

511
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<v Speaker 2>That was all of context clues. Okay, let's take it. No,

512
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<v Speaker 2>I think I get the game now. Before what was

513
00:25:44.359 --> 00:25:51.519
<v Speaker 2>happening was I was, okay, let's try another one.

514
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I really joked and died. H traum what bro

515
00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:12.200
<v Speaker 1>bro b.

516
00:26:19.759 --> 00:26:20.640
<v Speaker 3>That was a lot better.

517
00:26:20.960 --> 00:26:24.480
<v Speaker 2>That has real energy inverve, Like I really died. That

518
00:26:24.640 --> 00:26:25.839
<v Speaker 2>was an upbeat number.

519
00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:32.720
<v Speaker 3>It was so good. Honestly, you really gave that, you're all.

520
00:26:33.599 --> 00:26:39.880
<v Speaker 3>I felt the emotion and the energy. I have absolutely enough.

521
00:26:40.000 --> 00:26:44.440
<v Speaker 3>I didn't want it. I couldn't tell you, honestly, I

522
00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:45.200
<v Speaker 3>could probably do it.

523
00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:49.200
<v Speaker 1>Hang on, what was that?

524
00:26:52.319 --> 00:26:53.559
<v Speaker 3>Why don't you guess that one?

525
00:26:55.759 --> 00:26:58.039
<v Speaker 1>That was? You know how?

526
00:26:58.160 --> 00:27:00.759
<v Speaker 2>Like they used to say, I use postman or the

527
00:27:00.839 --> 00:27:05.039
<v Speaker 2>post box. I think I might be the performer, not

528
00:27:05.160 --> 00:27:05.519
<v Speaker 2>the guess.

529
00:27:07.640 --> 00:27:09.279
<v Speaker 3>Okay, have to give me a clue.

530
00:27:09.359 --> 00:27:11.240
<v Speaker 1>Let me get off clues of a clue.

531
00:27:11.400 --> 00:27:12.400
<v Speaker 3>This is a.

532
00:27:14.359 --> 00:27:17.960
<v Speaker 1>A social networking service that makes you angry because people

533
00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:18.640
<v Speaker 1>are shouting at you.

534
00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:22.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh TikTok yeah ticket.

535
00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:26.960
<v Speaker 2>So that was a wonderful clue. I can hear it now,

536
00:27:27.079 --> 00:27:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah say it, you can get it? Okay, No, really

537
00:27:58.680 --> 00:28:01.519
<v Speaker 2>very good? Is that honestly sounded like a song? That

538
00:28:01.720 --> 00:28:05.119
<v Speaker 2>did sound like a song. And that again, I got upbeat,

539
00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:08.720
<v Speaker 2>I got jazziness, I got excited.

540
00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:14.400
<v Speaker 3>I genuinely felt like you were performing that. What is it?

541
00:28:16.680 --> 00:28:20.039
<v Speaker 3>That's a very good question. I would have to go

542
00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:24.240
<v Speaker 3>with Backstreet Boys. I want it that way.

543
00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:26.880
<v Speaker 1>I just had to think of it.

544
00:28:29.960 --> 00:28:33.119
<v Speaker 3>No idea how anyone gets anything out of it? I can't.

545
00:28:33.400 --> 00:28:36.240
<v Speaker 2>I can hear you are singing, and I could probably

546
00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:39.920
<v Speaker 2>replicate a bit of it. I don't think I could

547
00:28:39.960 --> 00:28:40.920
<v Speaker 2>do this if my life.

548
00:28:40.759 --> 00:28:41.400
<v Speaker 3>Depended on it.

549
00:28:41.680 --> 00:28:43.960
<v Speaker 2>In fact, I'm sat here wishing my life would end.

550
00:28:44.599 --> 00:28:49.680
<v Speaker 2>I you know how they used to have like spontaneous

551
00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:53.599
<v Speaker 2>human combustion. I never believed in it until now, and

552
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:57.279
<v Speaker 2>I actually think it could happen because I'm so unable

553
00:28:57.519 --> 00:29:01.920
<v Speaker 2>to think of anything that you're singing. I'm spontaneously canbust

554
00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:07.200
<v Speaker 2>out of awkwardness. Okay, so this person married Russell Brand

555
00:29:07.720 --> 00:29:13.880
<v Speaker 2>Katie Perry. I'm a firework, no raw, no black but

556
00:29:14.440 --> 00:29:16.640
<v Speaker 2>not black horse. She had all, since she had all,

557
00:29:17.920 --> 00:29:20.079
<v Speaker 2>I kissed a girl, and I like that's the one.

558
00:29:20.200 --> 00:29:23.279
<v Speaker 3>Yes, Why is this telling you how many gay berry

559
00:29:23.359 --> 00:29:27.200
<v Speaker 3>songs gonna? I really earned my gay badge here?

560
00:29:27.400 --> 00:29:30.079
<v Speaker 2>I think people won't worries or maybe he's faking it,

561
00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:33.000
<v Speaker 2>but I imagine Perry songs.

562
00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:34.720
<v Speaker 3>They're like, oh, he's one of those guys.

563
00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:37.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you'll be able to get this one.

564
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:39.279
<v Speaker 3>Don't threaten me.

565
00:29:41.920 --> 00:30:08.599
<v Speaker 1>Wrong. No, he died. Do you get it before I died?

566
00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:08.759
<v Speaker 3>No?

567
00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:11.359
<v Speaker 1>Well, do you know what it is?

568
00:30:11.480 --> 00:30:16.440
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm distracted by the lyrics. Okay, and I

569
00:30:16.559 --> 00:30:18.920
<v Speaker 2>know that that's the rhythm, but I'm just hearing it

570
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:19.519
<v Speaker 2>as words.

571
00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:24.640
<v Speaker 3>And that was very good. Again, there was pause in there,

572
00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:30.960
<v Speaker 3>there was effort. I'm so bad if I tried.

573
00:30:39.000 --> 00:30:40.000
<v Speaker 1>There, God does that help?

574
00:30:41.160 --> 00:30:41.200
<v Speaker 3>No?

575
00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:45.200
<v Speaker 1>No, really died then.

576
00:30:46.279 --> 00:30:58.359
<v Speaker 3>And elon message now I did you send him? I'm

577
00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:00.359
<v Speaker 3>so being a dumble on right now.

578
00:31:00.480 --> 00:31:04.519
<v Speaker 1>But I think done blonde. She's no longer doing music.

579
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:11.279
<v Speaker 2>Britney spears and you're dancing with knives. Hit me baby

580
00:31:11.359 --> 00:31:11.960
<v Speaker 2>one more time.

581
00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:17.039
<v Speaker 1>No, I think think airline, think toxic, Yes, toxic.

582
00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:21.559
<v Speaker 3>I don't know that one. That one's just for basic straits. Okay,

583
00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:26.039
<v Speaker 3>I'm too deep in the discography. I only know.

584
00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:34.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, this would be better.

585
00:31:34.519 --> 00:31:35.960
<v Speaker 2>And I don't want to tell you how to run

586
00:31:36.000 --> 00:31:38.000
<v Speaker 2>your show and how to do it, but this would

587
00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:39.720
<v Speaker 2>be better if it was two people competing.

588
00:31:39.839 --> 00:31:42.240
<v Speaker 3>Really it would because there was someone else there that

589
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:43.720
<v Speaker 3>would be able to bring up the energy and I

590
00:31:43.799 --> 00:31:44.160
<v Speaker 3>could just.

591
00:31:44.319 --> 00:31:47.279
<v Speaker 2>Chime in with any song and make it app like

592
00:31:47.400 --> 00:31:48.839
<v Speaker 2>I knew I was going I'm going to get this

593
00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:49.839
<v Speaker 2>next one straight off.

594
00:31:49.920 --> 00:32:07.400
<v Speaker 5>I am actually going to get this next okay, brother, ruh, No,

595
00:32:07.559 --> 00:32:08.559
<v Speaker 5>that was really good.

596
00:32:09.519 --> 00:32:12.880
<v Speaker 3>That was really good. That was Kings of Leon Sex

597
00:32:13.000 --> 00:32:13.559
<v Speaker 3>is on fire.

598
00:32:16.640 --> 00:32:19.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't know. I did hear it

599
00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:22.920
<v Speaker 2>and it really did sound good. And then I got

600
00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:24.519
<v Speaker 2>distracted thinking this is really good?

601
00:32:24.599 --> 00:32:27.000
<v Speaker 3>Why are you so terrible at this? And then I

602
00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:29.400
<v Speaker 3>started thinking, like what brain disease might I have?

603
00:32:29.559 --> 00:32:32.680
<v Speaker 2>That means that I can't ignore the bub births to

604
00:32:32.759 --> 00:32:35.400
<v Speaker 2>identify the music. And then I started getting so distressed

605
00:32:35.400 --> 00:32:37.799
<v Speaker 2>and worried about myself. I couldn't concentrate on you in

606
00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:40.440
<v Speaker 2>the game. And now I'm sat here thinking maybe I've

607
00:32:40.440 --> 00:32:43.119
<v Speaker 2>got a brain disorder. It was, that's not what I

608
00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:44.799
<v Speaker 2>came on this, and he came here to try and

609
00:32:44.839 --> 00:32:48.759
<v Speaker 2>sell my bloody book. And now I'm leaving thinking I'm

610
00:32:48.759 --> 00:32:50.160
<v Speaker 2>probably not going to see the book come out of

611
00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:51.160
<v Speaker 2>what brain disorder?

612
00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:53.119
<v Speaker 3>And now I'm worried that the book might not be

613
00:32:53.240 --> 00:32:55.480
<v Speaker 3>very good because I've got a brain disorder and I

614
00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:57.759
<v Speaker 3>could have written a load of old gibberish and no

615
00:32:57.880 --> 00:33:00.000
<v Speaker 3>one's told me till this point, and it's all gonna

616
00:33:00.119 --> 00:33:03.400
<v Speaker 3>come out in print and I'm going to look bloody stupid.

617
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:07.200
<v Speaker 3>Oh look bloody stupid, or this now, I mean, don't

618
00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:08.279
<v Speaker 3>go bloody orange.

619
00:33:08.359 --> 00:33:11.559
<v Speaker 2>Listen to someone trying downwall and I don't even know

620
00:33:11.599 --> 00:33:13.759
<v Speaker 2>what in Everyone at home probably screaming, it's.

621
00:33:13.640 --> 00:33:18.039
<v Speaker 3>So bloody obvious, you THICKO. Can we let's go to commercial.

622
00:33:18.119 --> 00:33:21.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get a brain test, and then when

623
00:33:21.440 --> 00:33:24.000
<v Speaker 2>we come back, we go to do science on my brain.

624
00:33:24.200 --> 00:33:39.079
<v Speaker 3>Probably welcome back to chewing the cud. Now we've had

625
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:41.079
<v Speaker 3>some messy situations so.

626
00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:43.640
<v Speaker 2>Far, but now it's time for us to get educated.

627
00:33:44.000 --> 00:33:46.480
<v Speaker 2>As we go into the science lab with Mike.

628
00:33:57.000 --> 00:34:01.759
<v Speaker 1>That's science. That is okay. So today we're going to

629
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:06.160
<v Speaker 1>be making hydrogen, which is an element and it's a

630
00:34:06.279 --> 00:34:08.280
<v Speaker 1>gas and it's lighter than there, so we need something

631
00:34:08.320 --> 00:34:12.039
<v Speaker 1>to catch it. This is highly explosive. What just a

632
00:34:12.119 --> 00:34:12.679
<v Speaker 1>full warning?

633
00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:14.679
<v Speaker 3>Are we genuinely doing this?

634
00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:15.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

635
00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:16.559
<v Speaker 3>Oh gosh.

636
00:34:16.679 --> 00:34:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So you need basically two chemicals that you'll find

637
00:34:20.519 --> 00:34:22.280
<v Speaker 1>lying around that not lying around the house, but in

638
00:34:22.320 --> 00:34:25.239
<v Speaker 1>your home. And the first one is drain cleaner. Now

639
00:34:26.480 --> 00:34:27.280
<v Speaker 1>my house.

640
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:30.159
<v Speaker 3>Clean rains.

641
00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, okay, so that's what's in the big plastic bottle.

642
00:34:33.800 --> 00:34:38.079
<v Speaker 1>You've got drain cleaner already in the bottom there. That

643
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:41.559
<v Speaker 1>was a don't drink it, it will kill you. And

644
00:34:41.639 --> 00:34:44.000
<v Speaker 1>then the other thing you need is aluminum foil or

645
00:34:44.039 --> 00:34:48.440
<v Speaker 1>aluminum foil if you're not American sandwich wrap sandwich rep right,

646
00:34:48.960 --> 00:34:50.280
<v Speaker 1>So what wants to do is we want to take

647
00:34:50.320 --> 00:34:56.559
<v Speaker 1>the aluminium and put it into the drain cleaner words,

648
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<v Speaker 1>but we want it to be small pieces because you

649
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<v Speaker 1>what a large surface area, rights tear up the foil

650
00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:08.360
<v Speaker 1>into small pieces. Okay, okay, so just small pieces.

651
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<v Speaker 3>Well I've gone very small, minor like confetti size.

652
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well will that?

653
00:35:12.000 --> 00:35:12.920
<v Speaker 3>Will that make it better?

654
00:35:13.639 --> 00:35:19.679
<v Speaker 1>That will make it quicker as a reaction, so.

655
00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:24.519
<v Speaker 3>Turning me out, I'm just waiting for you to react.

656
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<v Speaker 2>If I put this in, will it react by the

657
00:35:29.880 --> 00:35:32.400
<v Speaker 2>pussy kettles featuring the cow chasing and jumping out of

658
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:32.760
<v Speaker 2>the botto?

659
00:35:33.159 --> 00:35:37.679
<v Speaker 3>It will? It will anxiety?

660
00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:42.800
<v Speaker 1>That's okay.

661
00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:45.559
<v Speaker 3>What does one do with hydrogen? What's its purpose?

662
00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Hydrogen? So you can use it to power cars? Hydrogen

663
00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:54.639
<v Speaker 1>powered cars are safe? Yeah, it's light to the nere

664
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<v Speaker 1>So it used to be using dirigibles in what dirigibles?

665
00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:03.119
<v Speaker 1>So is a ship's okay? So of things like the

666
00:36:03.199 --> 00:36:05.320
<v Speaker 1>Hindenburg that eventually blew up?

667
00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Could you make a hydrogen you know, like you get

668
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<v Speaker 2>helium balloons? Could you make a hydrogen balloon because helium

669
00:36:11.400 --> 00:36:13.400
<v Speaker 2>is going to run out by twenty thirty, and I

670
00:36:13.639 --> 00:36:14.960
<v Speaker 2>love helium balloons.

671
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:17.400
<v Speaker 1>You can make hydrogen balloons. We will be capturing our

672
00:36:17.440 --> 00:36:22.519
<v Speaker 1>hydrogen in a balloon. Very handy, which is good, but

673
00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:25.760
<v Speaker 1>again it is highly explosive, so it wouldn't be great

674
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<v Speaker 1>to have as a toy.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think that'd be great actually, because you know,

676
00:36:28.760 --> 00:36:30.840
<v Speaker 2>sometimes you have people around at a party.

677
00:36:31.079 --> 00:36:32.800
<v Speaker 3>And you think when will they leave?

678
00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:33.519
<v Speaker 1>Right?

679
00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:36.840
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why I cursed out to swear there myself.

680
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:40.159
<v Speaker 3>I've swell all episode. Yeah, and you could just blow

681
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<v Speaker 3>up a balloon and then they'd know.

682
00:36:42.679 --> 00:36:44.400
<v Speaker 1>Why are you inviting people who don't want your party

683
00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:44.960
<v Speaker 1>to your party?

684
00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:47.159
<v Speaker 2>Because I don't know anyone that I like, and when

685
00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:48.719
<v Speaker 2>I have a party, I just have to invite people

686
00:36:48.719 --> 00:36:50.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't like, just so there's people.

687
00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:50.679
<v Speaker 1>Oh right.

688
00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:52.079
<v Speaker 3>I quite like hosting a party.

689
00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:55.039
<v Speaker 2>I like doing all foods and things I've seen on Instagram,

690
00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:56.440
<v Speaker 2>but I don't have any mates.

691
00:36:56.320 --> 00:37:01.320
<v Speaker 1>So I do endo hosting a dinner party. That's what it's. Yeah, yeah,

692
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:04.639
<v Speaker 1>for a semi casual hostage situation, I can't leave.

693
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<v Speaker 3>Right.

694
00:37:07.760 --> 00:37:12.039
<v Speaker 2>I started off very very small, and I very very lazy. Okay,

695
00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:14.920
<v Speaker 2>so I've added very small and then very big. Now,

696
00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:16.760
<v Speaker 2>so there's a real range.

697
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<v Speaker 1>There's a range. Well, that's good. A range is always good.

698
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<v Speaker 1>Now what I want you to do is you have

699
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<v Speaker 1>to do this quite quickly. Okay. So we're going to

700
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<v Speaker 1>put the foil into the bottle and then the balloon

701
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<v Speaker 1>over the neck of the bottle.

702
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<v Speaker 3>Oh God, I don't know if that's going to happen.

703
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:30.760
<v Speaker 3>To be honest, what.

704
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<v Speaker 2>Happens if I don't what happens if you don't get

705
00:37:33.639 --> 00:37:34.599
<v Speaker 2>the balloon on insteade?

706
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<v Speaker 1>Just put the cap on. I will just have to

707
00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:39.480
<v Speaker 1>watch it to make sure that the bottle doesn't overinflate.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I am actually genuinely a bit worried. Okay, Now

709
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<v Speaker 3>I can do this. I'm definitely great.

710
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<v Speaker 1>It's fine.

711
00:37:47.440 --> 00:37:49.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm just not very good with anything like air related.

712
00:37:49.960 --> 00:37:54.400
<v Speaker 2>I only actually I only did my tires for the

713
00:37:54.480 --> 00:37:57.239
<v Speaker 2>first time the other week on my car, okay, and

714
00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:58.880
<v Speaker 2>they were meant to be like thirty six.

715
00:37:58.719 --> 00:37:59.639
<v Speaker 1>And they're on nine.

716
00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:05.039
<v Speaker 3>Because I'm very I know this is very anti feminists

717
00:38:05.039 --> 00:38:06.599
<v Speaker 3>and very sexiest of me, but I just get a

718
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:07.320
<v Speaker 3>man to do it.

719
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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

720
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<v Speaker 2>No, I hadn't done it since I broke up with

721
00:38:11.280 --> 00:38:13.119
<v Speaker 2>my ex and more well because I used to drive

722
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<v Speaker 2>to cast.

723
00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:14.760
<v Speaker 1>On and get.

724
00:38:16.519 --> 00:38:18.360
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so I'm quite nervous about this fault.

725
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah this is and this blows up my face. That's

726
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<v Speaker 2>his fault's anything.

727
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<v Speaker 1>So what we'll do that is, I won't expect you

728
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<v Speaker 1>to do the balloon. We'll just use mine as a

729
00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Guide's what forgot to do. So just get the foil

730
00:38:29.960 --> 00:38:33.039
<v Speaker 1>into the bottle, right, okay, and then put the lid on.

731
00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:34.559
<v Speaker 1>Make sure the lids on tight.

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00:38:35.000 --> 00:38:35.920
<v Speaker 3>Well, what about the balloon.

733
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<v Speaker 1>If you want to try and put the balloon over

734
00:38:37.639 --> 00:38:39.440
<v Speaker 1>the neck of the bottle, that's fine too. All of

735
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:43.400
<v Speaker 1>the foil a good handful. Maybe not some of the

736
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:46.039
<v Speaker 1>bigger bits, because as you said, you got very lazy.

737
00:38:46.840 --> 00:38:51.559
<v Speaker 3>I can make them smaller. Oh gosh, so.

738
00:38:55.679 --> 00:38:58.000
<v Speaker 1>This is just propping the foil bit sin.

739
00:38:58.159 --> 00:38:59.719
<v Speaker 3>Can I scow you some all up together? Yeah?

740
00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:03.360
<v Speaker 2>Sure, I know we said increase the surface area, But

741
00:39:03.440 --> 00:39:05.559
<v Speaker 2>what I've realized is I've just then screwed all mine up.

742
00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:07.480
<v Speaker 3>Now there're one big lump.

743
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:09.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, it might just take a little while longer for

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<v Speaker 1>yours to react to.

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00:39:11.159 --> 00:39:13.119
<v Speaker 3>Well, that's for you a good thing. It gives me

746
00:39:13.239 --> 00:39:16.920
<v Speaker 3>time to get the balloon on. Okay, what's that Royally?

747
00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:21.719
<v Speaker 3>I have absolutely royally, so it's fine. Just pop it on.

748
00:39:21.760 --> 00:39:31.400
<v Speaker 1>It'll it'll be okay, Okay, what's it? What's it's all in?

749
00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:36.119
<v Speaker 1>And hmm see I started to get around because I

750
00:39:36.119 --> 00:39:37.639
<v Speaker 1>already started to create little bubbles.

751
00:39:38.519 --> 00:39:41.119
<v Speaker 3>Put it in. Get a baby, get a baby, chicken, baby,

752
00:39:41.199 --> 00:39:44.639
<v Speaker 3>get do the baby to the baby, put it in.

753
00:39:46.519 --> 00:39:47.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm just fucking.

754
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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I might have blocked my passageway. Oh it again.

755
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<v Speaker 3>You know I've got a science degree.

756
00:40:02.280 --> 00:40:05.760
<v Speaker 2>Everyone assumes media studies are acting, but which I graduate

757
00:40:05.840 --> 00:40:07.920
<v Speaker 2>of psychology from Coventry University.

758
00:40:08.159 --> 00:40:09.960
<v Speaker 3>Well it wasn't really a university when I went, but

759
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<v Speaker 3>it is now right.

760
00:40:12.199 --> 00:40:14.400
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm getting this balloon on because it's going

761
00:40:14.480 --> 00:40:16.480
<v Speaker 2>so slow, we could be it till next week.

762
00:40:18.679 --> 00:40:19.639
<v Speaker 3>This is how you put it on.

763
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<v Speaker 1>You practice with a banana, then a cucumber.

764
00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:30.400
<v Speaker 2>It's a bit ambitious. The banana's more boyfriend. Okay, actually,

765
00:40:30.519 --> 00:40:31.559
<v Speaker 2>do you know what I've done it?

766
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:33.199
<v Speaker 3>I've got it. I don't think it's going.

767
00:40:33.199 --> 00:40:35.519
<v Speaker 1>To react, though, I think it is reacting because if

768
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<v Speaker 1>you look at it, look below, you should see some

769
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:38.360
<v Speaker 1>bubbles before me.

770
00:40:38.559 --> 00:40:41.920
<v Speaker 3>Can I give it a shame, a bit of a shake. See.

771
00:40:42.159 --> 00:40:43.400
<v Speaker 3>So what's actually happening is.

772
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<v Speaker 1>What's happening now is that the the hydrogen peroxide that's

773
00:40:46.920 --> 00:40:50.480
<v Speaker 1>in the drain cleaner is reacting with the aluminium and

774
00:40:50.599 --> 00:40:54.239
<v Speaker 1>it's releasing the peroxide side of the hydrogen. So the

775
00:40:54.320 --> 00:40:56.000
<v Speaker 1>hydroen has been released from the liquid and causing a

776
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:56.599
<v Speaker 1>gas in here.

777
00:40:56.880 --> 00:40:59.480
<v Speaker 2>And is that what happens to my dad on a

778
00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Sunday after he's eating his dinner and he's just creating gas.

779
00:41:04.280 --> 00:41:06.119
<v Speaker 3>My balloon's going she slowly rise.

780
00:41:06.239 --> 00:41:09.320
<v Speaker 1>That's that's mostly carbon dioxide and sulfur.

781
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:13.360
<v Speaker 2>What I would say is this is a bit like

782
00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:16.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm watching it slowly rise up. Is like you know

783
00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:19.199
<v Speaker 2>back in the day, when you have like a guy

784
00:41:19.280 --> 00:41:21.239
<v Speaker 2>that you fancied and you invited him around to yours

785
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:23.719
<v Speaker 2>and he was like, let's watch a movie, and you'd

786
00:41:23.760 --> 00:41:26.119
<v Speaker 2>be like, okay, let's watch Cruel Intentions because that was

787
00:41:26.159 --> 00:41:27.480
<v Speaker 2>the movie that you could watch that was one of

788
00:41:27.519 --> 00:41:28.000
<v Speaker 2>my favorites.

789
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:28.639
<v Speaker 3>Them up.

790
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't it to get them a bit rolled and excited?

791
00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:34.920
<v Speaker 2>Not a little bit of gentle sexuality in it?

792
00:41:34.960 --> 00:41:35.320
<v Speaker 3>Didn't it?

793
00:41:35.760 --> 00:41:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Well?

794
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:38.239
<v Speaker 3>I don't know why, but mine is going faster than yours.

795
00:41:38.360 --> 00:41:38.840
<v Speaker 3>That's okay.

796
00:41:39.800 --> 00:41:42.159
<v Speaker 1>I had a lot more giving my bottle. But if

797
00:41:42.199 --> 00:41:44.280
<v Speaker 1>you feel the bottom movie bottle, it should be getting hot.

798
00:41:48.559 --> 00:41:50.199
<v Speaker 2>Well I was holding in the wrong place. I was

799
00:41:50.239 --> 00:41:52.719
<v Speaker 2>going to say it was so I psychologically went in

800
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:53.880
<v Speaker 2>and thought it was there.

801
00:41:54.840 --> 00:41:56.639
<v Speaker 1>So it's an end or thermic reaction, so it causes

802
00:41:56.719 --> 00:41:59.280
<v Speaker 1>heat as it goes. Okay, now this is going to

803
00:41:59.320 --> 00:42:02.760
<v Speaker 1>take a few months do so while this does make

804
00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:04.559
<v Speaker 1>a cup of tea, you could make a cup of

805
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:07.840
<v Speaker 1>tea right or I could pop over there after I've

806
00:42:07.840 --> 00:42:19.559
<v Speaker 1>said that science size that science that is.

807
00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:23.519
<v Speaker 3>So you mentioned a book, Well, I don't like to

808
00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:24.719
<v Speaker 3>mention it, but I write a book.

809
00:42:26.519 --> 00:42:29.440
<v Speaker 2>A new book is out called Hogo History, and it's

810
00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:32.920
<v Speaker 2>a collection of essays about like the social queer experience.

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00:42:33.119 --> 00:42:35.239
<v Speaker 2>So it takes like all those sort of issues that

812
00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:37.599
<v Speaker 2>we talk about that don't really understand that much, like

813
00:42:37.679 --> 00:42:40.639
<v Speaker 2>gay blood donation, like trans writes, and it breaks them

814
00:42:40.679 --> 00:42:42.760
<v Speaker 2>down and makes them easy and understandable.

815
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:45.000
<v Speaker 3>I mean, as I've demonstrated in this show.

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00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:50.400
<v Speaker 2>Going capable, So I made it so it was understandable

817
00:42:50.519 --> 00:42:54.320
<v Speaker 2>like that. It's like a bimbo guide to these issues,

818
00:42:54.760 --> 00:42:57.280
<v Speaker 2>so that it's accessible. I think because it can be

819
00:42:57.360 --> 00:42:59.519
<v Speaker 2>so hard to understand all these topics. I think sometimes

820
00:43:00.000 --> 00:43:02.599
<v Speaker 2>we don't necessarily talk about them. And who knows who

821
00:43:02.679 --> 00:43:04.360
<v Speaker 2>threw the first brick at Stone World, You know what

822
00:43:04.400 --> 00:43:04.679
<v Speaker 2>I mean.

823
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:05.840
<v Speaker 3>He's in the book.

824
00:43:06.880 --> 00:43:08.519
<v Speaker 2>I was about to guess that I won't give it away,

825
00:43:08.719 --> 00:43:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Sonya Jackson, Jerry halliwell thinks she threw the first brick

826
00:43:12.960 --> 00:43:15.360
<v Speaker 2>at Stone Walls. She'll tell anyone who listens that she

827
00:43:15.440 --> 00:43:16.519
<v Speaker 2>actually got women the vote.

828
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<v Speaker 1>But there we get here. So that's almost the end

829
00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:23.519
<v Speaker 1>of the show for this week. Remembers on at the TV,

830
00:43:23.760 --> 00:43:25.639
<v Speaker 1>on all the usual places in social media.

831
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<v Speaker 3>Thank you for watching, and we will see you soon.

832
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:31.119
<v Speaker 1>Bye bye.

833
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:34.159
<v Speaker 3>I'm genuinely worried.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I filled her out.