Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,
mix in some vodka. Color a podcast from the Mac
of All Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor
Chrysler Dots jeep Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 2: Well, hello and welcome, and thanks for getting your pot on.
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the
word about the pirate ship. Did you see that bicyclists
going by Mark? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I was too busy watching you eat. That's more interesting
than me, Matt mad.
Speaker 2: Somebody watches. Somebody's watching. You know what I got here?
A little gift from a listener. Let me see if
I can do this right? Put it on the.
Speaker 4: Ceiling there and they were.
Speaker 2: It came with specific, specific instructions. Do not let Laura
play with this.
Speaker 4: She's so happy.
Speaker 5: It's got different, it's got it curves straight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's the disease with the curve? I can't.
Speaker 4: Again disappear now?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: But it is weird, right, It's got to be a
certain distance because I couldn't get it to work. Back wall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, trying on the back wall. Let's see if it
happened trying over my head too farwhead.
Speaker 2: That would be the greatest.
Speaker 4: Nobody would know.
Speaker 6: Don't lose it on the black walls normal.
Speaker 2: Don't people get weird where they like put a red dot,
like a laser dot, like people.
Speaker 3: Freak, was pissed off someone did that the other day?
Speaker 2: What that was? Pissed off? Someone did that?
Speaker 4: You did?
Speaker 2: What a red thing?
Speaker 4: On?
Speaker 2: When did they do that? It was? It was yesterday?
What like a little red dawn on?
Speaker 4: You worry about Laura. She's taking up the rest of
the show.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, she's like a cat with
a laser.
Speaker 4: This is I feel like every time she looked up
her mouth open.
Speaker 2: I don't it's like pennies from heaven.
Speaker 1: We have.
Speaker 5: Though, Yeah, a curved straight on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, flash flash that might be all up in something.
Oh no, your dolls, your balls, and then that could
be a this is so much fun. Oh my god,
it's hers right. I was told to keep it out
of her hands. The listener said it go. Laura touched this.
As soon as I see Laura again, I'm gonna bring
this right out. I gotta bring it right.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be the same person and keeps sending stuff probably,
I mean.
Speaker 2: While though for this place.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it might be I have to do.
Speaker 2: That's kind of interesting. One ten package landing. Yeah a
million times I didn't send it. Are you trying to say, like.
Speaker 7: I'm just think he's been told that we're right next
to Mac of All Trades so you could google that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is literally called dick Lasers.
Speaker 2: Ye, Dick Lazer, dick Lasers dot com. And then there's
a flash line on the other end in case you
gets stuck somewhere.
Speaker 5: I really want to bring it to a wild wood
with me next this week and I.
Speaker 2: Feel free this. Yeah, see if you can, because uh,
take that with you and then send us pictures of
you shooting very far. It's not going to go very far.
But if you're in front of somebody and you're a
little bit high and you put that, you can have
dicks near the ass. You can think, you know what
I mean, when you go.
Speaker 5: When you go far away. I'm trying to put a
deck on mark right now.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of people are trying to put there's
a statement we haven't heard in a long time. It
doesn't fades out. Yeah, he's dick resistant. Wow, I remember
that Dick proof. Oh it's not his face. He's got
a dick on his face. All right, well, okay, child,
thank you, there you go. Yeah, you know listener doesn't
want her to have it. She doesn't have it, Okay,
get it back.
Speaker 4: This is like he's at school.
Speaker 2: He turned into a teacher over here all of a sudden.
Wonder it just came out? It did? You will get
this at the end of the year, hesitation. I must
say at least ten times a day. Put that in
your book bag. Yeah, yeah, I could. What I can
see that.
Speaker 5: I'm going to call your mom.
Speaker 2: Did everybody have I saw Matt's post yesterday with his
three kids. Nice picture. Yeah, I mean I worked out
for but you know, ye good after that? Nice at
your house? Well, they were probably with their dad.
Speaker 4: They with your dad, See your dad.
Speaker 5: I saw my dad on Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 4: So that was enough.
Speaker 2: Uh Kevin, Kevin?
Speaker 4: Then she started Danny last night, she said, who's your daddy?
Speaker 2: Kevin was up in a hockey hell all weekend sounds yeah,
back and forth.
Speaker 4: The Niagara falls three days and they don't do it
at the arena next to uh, what savors play?
Speaker 2: Key Bank? No, we were at we were at Nagri University.
The uh I Mark comes in here earlier and he goes,
what's the matter. Do you look miserable? And I was like,
I didn't think I looked miserable, but I did face
like he looks. He just like looks like here. No,
I wasn't thinking that all stop that anybody was. No.
I was in the parking lot. No.
Speaker 4: No, the fitness chicks, what do you expect?
Speaker 2: Wow, maybe a little bit. They're actually getting like one's
pretty good. Not the list, Nah, you know which one
you got it? But yesterday Father's Day, I call my
old man and I'm waiting because he has Parkinson's disease.
Mornings are bad for him. He's in an assisted living
center and I I wait, and I was gonna watch
this piece on CBS Sunday morning where's doing a piece
with Letterman and the fact that he owns part of IndyCar.
He went with Bobby Rayhall. And so I'm like, I'll
give him a call. Now. I call him.
Speaker 4: And he's he I shouldn't laugh, because I guess I
laugh because I don't know what else to do.
Speaker 2: He says to me, I'm in a desperate situation. I
cannot move. I can't move it all. I'm on the
side of the bed. I said to you, are you
on the floor? He goes, well, I'm like in ankneeling position.
He goes, but I cannot move and I am in
tremendous pain. You gotta call your brother, and then he
goes and you gotta call the front desk and tell
them he's supposed to wear one of these things around
his neck. You don't want to wear it around his neck.
So I, unfortunately, I feel terrible because my brother has
been just freaking miraculous. He's moved them out of Jersey
up to Kenny Bunks, got them all said. So I
called my brother, Hey, he's with his kids, Uncle Bill.
What's going on. I go, well, it's called Dad. You
gotta get over there. And he went up in the
hospital all day. So today I come in here and
I call him just to see how he's doing. And
he goes, same thing as yesterday. I'm stuck. I go
what he goes, I'm stuck. I cannot move. Like in
the hospital, everything checks out right, his brain, all the vitals,
the blood he has parkin, says, but he freezes and
locks up and it's getting worse, and this is why
he needs, you know, living. He goes, I've been stuck
in this chair my underwear. Now, my father was a
guy who wore a suit every day, very proud. You know,
I'm stuck in my underwear. I can't even move. I'm
waiting for your brother to come over at four thirty.
He's like, because I just He goes, I can't. He goes, well,
I'm dying, That's what it is. And I'm like, why
is he gonna wait for your brother? Don't they have
staff get on the chair. It's exactly what it's for.
But I don't think he wants to be seen in
his underwear. And he figures he'll just sit there.
Speaker 4: He goes, wait, so was.
Speaker 5: He at the hospital or.
Speaker 2: He's back in his place, But he's got his own
apartment and he's sitting at his kitchen table. He goes, well,
what am I gonna do? I'd be waiting around anyway.
Speaker 7: I just let him know that underpants is probably the
best thing he could be in that. They've seen a
lot worse. They're probably happier than that. He's got pants on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, anyway, so that that was, yes, happier than ship.
Speaker 4: But that that was bumming me out a little bit.
I didn't want to hear him talking about dying. And
so yeah, and then he's well after father.
Speaker 2: Then he says to me, a.
Speaker 4: Mother reluctantly wished me a happy Father's Day yesterday.
Speaker 2: What do you mean reluctantly? He goes, well, I was
talking to your sister and she said, oh, by the way,
mom's down here. And I hear from the background, happy
Father's Day. I thought, you're ruined my first one. And
this is what you do with my last. Oh fucking
let it go.
Speaker 4: Fucking let it go.
Speaker 2: My my mother, your mother left you with me. She
was going strawberry picking and all this stuff. All I
got was a time X watch.
Speaker 4: That was it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, he still goes out of there. No,
the love is well, they're not together, so that's how
much the love is there anymore? And all that stuff.
Was there a good crowd for brunch yesterday if you
were working, Yeah, I got a thing. We were packed. Yeah.
So we've been talking about doing a brunch cast, which
I think I really like this idea. I like it
if we can have a couple of Mimosa's, you know.
But the only thing I hang on, here's the only
thing I don't like. I don't want to take a
table up from your business.
Speaker 4: I'll be all right in July, that would be a
slow month for us.
Speaker 2: Okay, so customer, now I understand that, but we wind up,
you know what I mean. I'm saying that extended time,
So we'll do that. I think this could be just
a ship ton of fun. So I sent you another
I saw the idea, and I'll let you explain it
because I think in August we should do this again, right,
but afterwards have the contest of eating the challenge. So
eating the challenge meymore. Don't do that for July.
Speaker 4: In augusta we'll do a regular one that day so
people can come into our customer listeners of yours and
we'll give them a discount for coming in. And then
August we do another one. But afterwards, like at the
end of the podcast, the last part of it will
be this challenge and people come in. They'll pay forty dollars.
Whoever finishes at the fastest and goes ten minutes without
throwing up afterwards gets one hundred dollars cash and the
meals free. They get their forty dollars back.
Speaker 2: It can't be done. Mark, did you sort of secretly
want to see a guy puke? Of course, yeah, because
I I.
Speaker 5: I've never had anything to be the same, the same
thing that was the challenge or are.
Speaker 4: You going to do a different channel and the same
thing that was a chance?
Speaker 2: What was the challenge?
Speaker 4: So that was the two half pound burgers, three pieces
of bread, three Nashville chicken fingers, about a pound and
a half of h so it didn't even come close
a pound of back so oud, he.
Speaker 5: Did not come close.
Speaker 4: Way someone can eat original BTV. I've had three do
it three one recently.
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did this thing in twenty nine percent think returning to
the office improves their sex lives. By going back to
the office, since you have more options, well right, right,
But they don't want to wait till five pm. Thirty
eight percent say they'd love a private space at work
to get it on or even get it on solo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I went the fun is going to clean that? Y?
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, forty seven percent people who work remotely say from
home has made sex a higher priority. And it's not
just about you know, a little nooner. They're saying that
they're pushing for sex days. Why can't you just take
a sick day? Like?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, because you don't have to when you're working remote.
You can just do some ship, be gone for a
little bit, come back, come back to it again.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 5: Well, like, if someone's working from remote and you tease them, well, they're.
Speaker 2: Working, yeah, yeah, oh it is hot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if they're on a call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that what you're get under a table? Really?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Out of that call? Go? Did he close the deal?
Speaker 4: I just want to know he canceled the car. I
gotta go, and her damn dog is loose.
Speaker 2: And they say that office hookups boost productivity, but I
always could. Weren't there some jobs that would say you
can't have in her office relationships and mostly because when
they go bad and then it fucking makes everything miserable.
And I thought of you immediately.
Speaker 4: I've had so many servers yes, and cook's date and
it never ever works out.
Speaker 2: But you can't tell them really no, Right.
Speaker 4: I got a couple. Now, I have a woman and
a guy, and she's now with somebody else and having
a baby and everything. But they can't work the same shift,
he refuses because she went batshit crazy after Yeah, so
they cannot work the same shifts.
Speaker 2: Did you ever have it? Like? I mean, you saw
that stuff too. I kicked it.
Speaker 3: I kicked a girl I was dating. She was working
there and we were dating. I kicked her out of
the I fired her out of the out of the
bar around of a busy Friday.
Speaker 2: Night over a breakup. No we didn't we broke No.
Speaker 3: She was just being an Asseline told her they get
the funk out of the now.
Speaker 2: I gotta think that banging at work is not all
that uncommon. I'm sure people like if you're cleaning the
restaurant closing later on at night, you got your like
if that cook and that waitress. There's a chance.
Speaker 4: There's too many cameras. There's too way too many cameras.
Speaker 2: Name's Laura. You might like the cameras.
Speaker 4: I do remember walking in on a Saturday to a
radio see that I.
Speaker 2: Was gonna see to you. You're you're you're looking at.
Speaker 6: Man and you're going, oh no, we have more people
break up and ship like that.
Speaker 2: It was nasty. There was quite a few there was
they had in when the station was on Winton Road.
They had a music closet where they and only certain
people had a key. And there was somebody who would
go in there a lot, not Kano, somebody else would
go in there. But I remember coming around the corner
on a Saturday, No one's around whole place silent, like
you can hear the lights buzzing right and just had
that low din and all of a sudden, I'm hearing
some stuff and it's like a chair squeaking of I
come around the corner. It's a salesperson, married salesperson and
an on air personality, and pants are around the ankles.
And I was like discri pretended like they had no idea.
Speaker 5: I mean you hear that idea?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah all the time.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I may have.
Speaker 7: But downtown, when I worked with Carlson McKenzie, our office
was kind of hitting off that main office where you
guys were, where you and Kano and everybody else. We
were back in the corner, and I may.
Speaker 2: Have really twice. Ah, goet see the things like you
go in.
Speaker 4: Bills thinking about the desk, because I'm thinking about what
you said. Who has to clean this ship up? I
mean my old office cut it got used a lot, Yeah.
Speaker 2: But probably cleaned up. Ye, your office. I mean it's
it's my desk. I still cleaned it up. I'm not
gonna leave it there. Yes, I went go ahead and
say I don't come on, Yes you do at school?
Speaker 4: The janitors, well your tongue.
Speaker 2: Wait, dude, have you there was stuff that one? How
about it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: The van I was gonna say we had. The van
was more.
Speaker 3: They actually came in, came in and then inside.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, after they've been drinking and ship.
Speaker 2: Well, the van with listeners was great.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, only once but.
Speaker 6: Yes, outside of Diamonds yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then I had to drive. Then I had
to drive.
Speaker 3: I was blacked out drunk and you're driving down Scott's
the road with all the sheriffs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the helium tanks would roll around the back
of the All right. Has anybody ever caught someone pleasuring
themselves at work because they're saying here they wanted like
their own room to do whatever they want, just go
to the bathroom. Well, I know, but even there, I
I've never caught anybody. I've heard stories, never caught anybody, thankfully. No, no, no,
do you imagine walking in.
Speaker 4: Because the problem is to be the men's room, It
would be.
Speaker 2: It would be because I think women have just better restraint, bross.
Speaker 4: Women have caught people fucking in the bathroom?
Speaker 2: Yes, which one male or female?
Speaker 4: A guy and a girl fucking? Yeah, yeah, and that's
what I mean in which bathroom men? Yeah, that's why
I found both both. Oh really, actually and I think
about both. Yeah, I think there was a time somewhere
in my history I hooked up in a bathroom with
somebody and people were pounding on the door and yelling.
And that's the thing. Like lots of bathrooms.
Speaker 2: You've hooked up in lots of bathrooms.
Speaker 4: Hi, Tom, Yeah, come on, let's go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Next. Wait, bathrooms though, like see, like there's there's bathrooms
and you think of nice bathrooms like a Wegman's. Most
bars aren't the nicest bathroom. Even if they were a
nice bathroom, they're not by the end of the night
because you got a bunch of fucking animals.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you go early enough and early.
Speaker 2: Enough, what are you doing?
Speaker 4: Get seven little day drinking?
Speaker 2: Really? Give us like one what can you say, one
high end restaurant you've been in the bathroom and be
one low end restaurant.
Speaker 5: I met one, Well, she banged the no Fiama Centro.
Speaker 4: That's the smallest place too. People can't I.
Speaker 5: Mean, no, no, in the upstairs. You go upstairs and
then yeah, there's a bathroom.
Speaker 2: Trotta Trotta really okay.
Speaker 4: Bar in New York City, in the bar, not in
the bathroom or in the bathroom, in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I think there's people who have right at the bar
in certain I mean, you hear stories of it, right.
Speaker 4: One band night, I don't remember Mark, I'll remember this
or not. No, is it a hip hop There was
a guy that had the girl on the bar and
he was eating her ship out. Actually definitely hip hop night.
He popped her up in a bar like no one's
gonna notice.
Speaker 2: And just want it down. Wow, what did you do?
Speaker 4: We threw them out? He walked out whether her pants
still halfway don't.
Speaker 2: She's probably pissed. She's like, enjoy it and why it's
the thing fucking white devil here? Oh my god, that's
not a health code violation nothing. See, that's great. Now.
I knew of people at bars like there used to
be that dueling piano bar downtown. I knew somebody who
stayed after and then threw a chick up on the
piano did the same thing. That's hot, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: Hot.
Speaker 4: Oh the after hours at the bar, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's a lot. Not now, not because it's too many
cameras and used to be closed at two am, right,
you know, right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why is that hot to you? Just somebody coming
in and just throwing it up on a piano, and
that's just a.
Speaker 5: Sexy thought, like it's very sexual. Yeah, close down a
bar and have there be a piano right there.
Speaker 2: How crowded was hip hop nine? I can't get this.
I'm thinking it's got to be super crowded to be like,
how'd you even find people? How did you find space
at the bar?
Speaker 4: I don't know they did up there, somebody probably because you.
Speaker 1: Know, she was.
Speaker 2: Saying she was huge or not. I'm just saying, like
you usually got one leg out underwear. She got one
leg out.
Speaker 4: Somehow she got one leg out and then up on
the bar and it didn't last long because as soon
as somebody saw it, obviously.
Speaker 2: But I couldn't come out because of the ankle bracelet.
That's terrible. That is terrible because you're usually shoulder to
shoulder at nights, like you know what I mean, and
so there's no room. That's where I've heard of people
like when it's shoulder to shoulder and really crowded and somebody's.
Speaker 4: You know, it would be more crowded towards the back
where the DJ was though, so sometimes the bar would
be you know, really stupid busy. Then the would be
a time like a lull in the action. That's when
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wants to. BE seen i just think it's.
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and walking around and watching like other we'll.
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thinking that's what that. Was, Going okay but.
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yeah but you gotta go in a separate dip your
toe into something and then just the next thing, you
know it's full. On submerged It's called joe. MY life, i,
mean like don't you think you will be there if
it does turn you on and you're looking at this.
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come back.
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moment like all of, a sudden somebody tickles your ass with,
a feather so to speaking, By you, i'm sorry very.
Nice weather, all right we'll.
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deeper in. This conversation joe's not letting.
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of course you know he told me the. Other night
we woke up in the morning and he looks. At me,
HE'S like i had a dream last night that somebody
was trying to watch Us through like he had a
DREAM that i was like in sixty nine position but
just giving him, a blowjob and that people were watching
us through.
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About that he doesn't.
Speaker 2: LIKE this i do know where.
Speaker 4: YOU live.
Speaker 5: I.
Speaker 4: Climb up he had.
Speaker 5: THAT dream i, was, like wait so are you getting
better with?
Speaker 4: The idea, and, so oh.
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toronto wait, All right kevin's got.
Speaker 4: A game we're gonna do that now and see if
we can see if the mystery dater actually shows.
Speaker 2: Up tonight, later on we'll see.
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is in the hole nineteen, seventy eight.
Speaker 1: Just.
Speaker 4: My guess in a year it was gonna, DO that
i was gonna write, SEVENTY eight i said ten points for.
Speaker 2: The year yes. It is he's.
Speaker 6: Fucking, tied yes he's tied.
Speaker 4: With it that'll be the ONLY time I guess. I'm
right don't. Worry less the Less Songs, peter SARA though
i might.
Speaker 2: HAVE one i don't know what. This is fastball the Way,
D Sugar, sugar ray THE way i, PUT nothing i
have nothing in two thousand, and two nineteen.
Speaker 4: Ninety seven nineteen, ninety eight upen.
Speaker 2: Ninety eight it's fastballs the way from nineteen. Ninety, eight
Wait did mark just? Sweep that? He did?
Speaker 4: All right it's over nice twenty, points RIGHT there's.
Speaker 2: I don't. Get ten you got, the title you got,
the artist and you got. The year that's. TWENTY points,
i Know but I'M saying i don't have. The next oh,
all right this is uh post belone circles. Twenty fourteen
it is post. Belone circles, FUCK twenty i said, TWENTY
fourteen i got, twenty thirteen.
Speaker 4: Twenty nineteen one of you is.
Speaker 2: An whole it circles from post belone. Twenty nineteen oh, man.
AGAIN damn i just did anybody have a guest on?
The band the? Title anything? Hang? On yeah what did
you think?
Speaker 4: It? Was back, No trouble Wamauma.
Speaker 2: Down mary This is pepper From The.
Speaker 6: Butthole, surfers oh ninety seven?
Speaker 4: Ninety, FIVE yeah i think, ninety, FIVE right i wrote,
ninety nine so.
Speaker 2: Ninety six damn, Right There butthole surfers, were like that
was ninety five ninety there were A big k. Rock
band laura knows. This one is it?
Speaker 4: Come original it is.
Speaker 2: COME original i don't know the.
Speaker 5: Artist though Three eleven.
Speaker 2: It is three eleven four.
Speaker 4: NINETY eight i wrote ninety six.
Speaker 2: Nineteen. Ninety nine three eleven's. Come ORIGINAL damn i saw
this band twenty Points. Detastable penis it, is, penis yeah
and it's nineteen. Ninety Four but i'm trying to remember
the name of the, Something Missile king.
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Speaker 2: Artist Detach, For Penis king missile nineteen, ninety four. Ninety
two it Is detachable Penis From king missile from nineteen.
NINETY two.
Speaker 4: I mean she should get that song in.
Speaker 2: The ear it's, a disappointment, All, right mark what do?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: Say, oh, wait, wait wait because you do, know, this,
right yeah, ALL right i. DON'T know I Wrote Vanessa
williams color Of the wind nineteen. Ninety five? Fuck you is? That?
Speaker 3: Right Though Vanessa williams Save the Best for last nineteen,
EIGHTY seven i said.
Speaker 4: EIGHTY seven, i know ARTIST whas i Said ninety what
you did you say nineteen?
Speaker 2: Ninety five It is Saved the Best For Last vanessa
williams from nineteen. Ninety two? Damn it who said? Ninety
two did? You? Say?
Speaker 4: NO no i don't think.
Speaker 5: THAT you i said ninety, all RIGHT so i.
Speaker 2: Get, Five okay, mark knows so we'll let him GO
without i said It. Was chicago it Is.
Speaker 4: Not Chicago fuck i'm Wrong on Peter Satar Is Peter.
Speaker 3: Satriday glory Glory Of Love The Karate kid too nineteen,
EIGHTY six, i said nineteen.
Speaker 4: EIGHTY seven i said eighty SIX by I Said.
Speaker 2: Karate kid it Is the glory Of Love peter Satara
From The karate Kid, at too the soundtrack from nineteen. Eighty.
Speaker 4: SIX mark i knew he was going to crush. That
out it was easy with THE karate i thought.
Speaker 2: IT was i got thirty five. POINTS total i sucks
so bad at.
Speaker 4: THIS forty i only. GOT fifty i.
Speaker 5: Got forty.
Speaker 4: He got he beat me in the. Last, ONE man
i got crushed on. This terrible i'm throwing mine. At
you DON'T even i CAN'T believe i got. Fifty points.
Speaker 2: That's crazy well you did it well year in the,
ACCIDENT great i. GOT sixty i finally. SIGNED up i
finally signed up for.
Speaker 7: Satellite radio driving back and Forth The niagara falls three
days in.
Speaker 2: A row at, THE back I was i found DIFFERENT
songs i hadn't heard in. A, WHILE yeah x time
is THE best i find accent. TO be i think
they do a great job for three months And then
i'll cancel.
Speaker 4: Attles, dollars, THEN yeah i get YOU pay i think
paying three dollars, RIGHT now i do.
Speaker 3: SEVEN because I got I Get eddie Trunk And, howard
STERN so, I pay i. PAY seven i think It
Is how's? Eddie Show eddie trump such.
Speaker 2: A douche i was. Just listening he was actually just
DONE when i. Was coming yeah. He, Was, then yeah
somebody was bitching About the. Metallica show somebody was BITCHING
about i pay.
Speaker 4: SEVEN dollars i pay, Seven Dollars.
Speaker 3: Howard stern this is What Happened. Howard stern though now
he's not a shot. Shock anymore he's one of the
best interviewers. That scene he doesn't do, the shot the shot,
that's done but. He brings, you know he's the one
that hated Him And sammy hager hated each other for
years And then sammy went on the show and they
became really really. Good friends and he's the one When
when sammy was going on the tour, last summer He's
the howard's the one that Called The van hale The
uh Eddie, van hale and.
Speaker 2: He's the one who named. IT day i didn't. KNOW
that i didn't, know that, All, right well, uh, MAN
man i. Am impressed but WHY because.
Speaker 4: I clearly fucking guess. WHATEVER whatever i would Have Had karate.
Kid too i've been. All set but.
Speaker 2: Even He Got, KARATE kid.
Speaker 4: I didn't i've seen, all those never seen Any Of
karate kids the new one only Because it's jackie, channing
there you.
Speaker 2: Know things it looks kind of cool the way they're,
bringing back but it looks like really like, here fast
here's the problem. With, this okay?
Speaker 3: What's That The karate Kid With Will Smith's stupid Kid
and jackie chan was supposed to be in a different
universe Than The karate Kid With, ralph machio meaning they're
too two totally, separate entities. Totally different so bringing, him
together you're bringing your bringing like It's, got yeah you
Know what i'm trying.
Speaker 2: To say are they bringing him together Only Because pat marita?
Speaker 3: Is? Dead no they he goes there's a THING where
I guess check's character must have trained With the.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm.
Speaker 4: Not really there's only ONE movie i want to see that,
coming out only One, happy, well okay maybe there's two
now that.
Speaker 2: Is true if you want to, SEE that i want to.
SEE this i want to SEE the f one. Movie
movie it's about like an old racer that gets brought
BACK into. F One It's. Brad pitt it's the same
people That. Did maverick and they said they did Not
Want tom cruise because they think he would have pushed it.
Too far in, other words he would have. Got killed
he would have got behind the wheel of the car
and done every thing.
Speaker 4: He could isn't There Another top gun? Coming out there
is A fast it, Was great it.
Speaker 2: WAS great I think baseball is coming. Out.
Speaker 7: TOO oh i saw that the guy That played bob
And the news in The New top gun Is That's bill.
Speaker 2: Palmer's, Son yep and he's gonna be in The news
baseballs with his dad with. His DAD and, i, think
uh who's ninety eight year Old mel brooks is going
to Be the yoda?
Speaker 4: CA yogurt f one sounds kind? Of interesting is that
Coming out june twenty seventh at? The?
Speaker 2: Theater, Yeah first chriss just went TO the f one
last Yesterday.
Speaker 4: In.
Speaker 2: MONTREAL yeah i want to Go to indian. Next year
wants to Come.
Speaker 4: TO indian i would like to Go to indy FOR
the nascar for, That, one no for the For the indianapolis.
Five hundred it would be fun to go down on. That,
infield yeah that to me is more Intriguing than i've
always just the. People, watching yes when is?
Speaker 2: That race it's more. A weekend it's Always, That.
Speaker 4: Sunday indianapolis that could be a.
Speaker 2: Cold weekend you're, absolutely right it. Could be it could be.
Speaker 4: What's a cost to get in?
Speaker 2: The infield we'll talk to. Find out we'll talk to
my neighbor and see if she. KNOWS anybody i thought
it was like three. Three, grand no, three, HUNDRED yeah
i thought it was. Three hundred THAT'S it. I THOUGHT but.
Speaker 4: I don't, i'm please don't call me, on That and
i'll talk to My friend aldo. On that it would, be,
fun right there's something about out that that's the roar
to car went would. Be, Cool yeah i'd like, to
go just, to go just. To go it, Was, freezing
yeah my buddy has Got.
Speaker 2: Right dayton, oh no.
Speaker 4: That's yeah this year my buddy wore a jacket. And everything,
I'm sorry mark distracted.
Speaker 2: Taking a mirror.
Speaker 1: Up there.
Speaker 2: You know what that city we should we should suck
a mirror or, all right we'll take. A moment we'll
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yes you gotta. Come, in now you've gotta. Come in
now you've. Got, coming yeah there. It is she Brought.
For matt look. AT that i. Don't drink, oh yeah look.
Speaker 4: At, this WAIT maybe i want to go on a date.
Speaker 2: With. You, wow, okay okay are you not passing? Them?
Speaker 4: Around oh what are you?
Speaker 5: Looking at is?
Speaker 4: Really good by, The, way yeah do you like?
Speaker 2: The way get? In here because we're ON what i
think would be good for you.
Speaker 4: Know these so she's bringing this lucky dog. The Game
This lucky dog is a really. Good product it just
came Out And dave portnoy actually is part of this
and the money goes to. Rescuing dogs he's a big
he has A whole instagram pacee for.
Speaker 2: His. Dog good really is that the guy that if.
Speaker 4: You like our surf sides and stuff, like that this
is a little less?
Speaker 5: Uh, sweet OKAY because i very, it's lemonade which. IS
fine i don't like the surf SIDES because i don't like.
Iced tea.
Speaker 2: These. Aren't sweet you've seen just lemonade to the.
Speaker 4: Surf side lemonade is? Very sweet are?
Speaker 2: NOT right i know he's he's clammed up.
Speaker 4: HIS spell. I know i, was, like hey going back to.
THE night i Bought some jakar? Last week oh no.
Speaker 2: You didn't where did you? Find him? Back up where
did you.
Speaker 4: Find five am on a? TikTok shop i saw an
IT and i. Bought it i'm very influenced At Five
my apple car being attached to my phone is the
Worst thing i've. Ever heard hi buyshit and all of
a sudden it COMES and i want to try one? Of?
Speaker 2: These PLEASE can i? HAVE blueberry i love.
Speaker 4: A peach it loves. A, PEACH well i like.
Speaker 2: Blueberry too if there's blueberry or, WHATEVER else i don't care. Having, brawberry,
okay fine?
Speaker 4: All right you want peach raspberry?
Speaker 2: Or original want coconut? It Rum now i'll do? The
ORIGINAL oh g sandwich night you might need to diet
School Night Mark Lucky, one lemonade nonm? Sharbonnade lost does
this all all the money go to or a portion
of it go to. The dogs it's probably on, THE back,
i Think because portnoy's got a whole. Page first, oh
YEAH oh i. GOT crushed i got rushed to say.
How MUCH but i know.
Speaker 4: A portion he's got a big part.
Speaker 2: Of, this yeah well that's really. Good him but.
Speaker 4: When we're Out in nashville and, the bar they have
a big stand up front. OF him i took a
picture of. Over, off mister no fucking. Fly up you
know nothing? About people what you?
Speaker 2: Have? You yes, all right it's, your brother it's. The
brother are we? Allowed yes are we allowed? To say
you don't want? Your name? All right do? We do
we not put you? On CAMERA should i not put you?
Speaker 4: On?
Speaker 2: Camera? Either, oh okay well you were on for. A Second.
It's mellory. That's okay the peach is actually. Pretty, Good
OKAY so i don't KNOW any i have questions for
you that just questions like why would? You do You
gotta getlaura to shut the fuck up to.
Speaker 4: The questions good luck in. Her mouth where's?
Speaker 2: The, thing hey we have. Your kryptonite it's called the dick.
Lasers thing just give.
Speaker 4: You that she'll be playing with it for.
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes, so wait what what made you want to
like take this opportunity to potentially go out with both
these guys Not, on yeah you are come on. On
camera not? On camera you are not. On camera we
have kept you. Off camera BUT you i don't. Like,
it okay you don't have to. Have money but what
made you want to Do Like doug doug. Through, that,
yes yes and he is very, musically knowledgeable and, it's
yes that's that is the thing for. You, music Yeah and. Doug's,
funny no.
Speaker 4: He's not i'm trying to get.
Speaker 2: Buried here m hmm. Right, there yeah sounds to you,
right there. That's it that's that's the sale. Right there it.
Speaker 4: SOUNDS perfect i would have done this completely different by,
the way what.
Speaker 2: Do you mean leaning leaning have done? THIS differently i
would have like had me come In without we tried that.
Last week we did try that here.
Speaker 4: Last week answer? A, text, Okay, LUCK no, i say
he doesn't.
Speaker 2: Answer my going to pay? YOU tonight i suppose about
a friend since ninety FIVE and i don't get a tax, hang.
Speaker 4: On but you Messaged? On, facebook, well right the ONLY
way i KNOW what? I, know yes it is the
ONLY way i had.
Speaker 2: A contract i guess. That's true so Put the guinness
light in, the sky he'll. Come run.
Speaker 4: And you didn't.
Speaker 2: Answer ME and i didn't know because you didn't.
Speaker 4: Tell, ME yes, i, MEAN yeah i, DIDN'T anyway i
would have done, this differently but.
Speaker 2: It is what. It is in, the future just reach out.
Speaker 4: To me i'll.
Speaker 2: Handle it he doesn't know how, To, Works okay, so
yeah you would have come in and talked all about
this And. Met Laura got laura to, Be like i'll
go with YOU because i had. A plan but oh What?
Was laura laura Can't go, WAIT wait i want to
know the, plan everything like go To where doug works
and sit at. The bar he wouldn't have KNOWN who. I,
was no he still.
Speaker 4: Won't you you would have got up.
Speaker 2: And, left, no, no wait no he's. Not him no.
He's not he's. Always not he's not gonna. Tell him
WHY would i.
Speaker 4: TELL him i would be interested in sitting in it on.
Speaker 2: THAT though i kind of would.
Speaker 4: BE too i would be interested in sitting in the
sitting in On WHAT and i would go, with, YOU
guys i would sit and watch and see how much
he funks.
Speaker 2: It, up yeah tride bud. MY house i want. To, go.
Speaker 4: Yeah he doesn't go there enough to do that though WHERE.
Speaker 2: B tv i don't go out.
Speaker 4: To him plus he can't do it A b tv
because everybody knows him and they'll.
Speaker 2: Make fun of him And Marks marvel hooligan's kind. Of
GUY so i. Didn't, know okay so this you would
have done a whord you went to where they were?
Last week? The sucks what's? Under pressure always? Under pressure? No,
pressure OKAY well i got a lot of pressure walking.
In here well it all seemed to go away.
Speaker 4: PRETTY quickly i just gotta slam. That blueberry you'll. Be,
fine yeah.
Speaker 2: What what kind?
Speaker 4: Of?
Speaker 2: Pressure like what what are you? Nervous about i'm not,
nervous anymore but in, The, beginning well there is that awkwardness.
Speaker 4: Nervous before.
Speaker 2: But they're all. Cool people and there are people you
listen to on. THE podcast i know, you do, and
yes THAT'S what. I mean and, she does, she comments she'll.
SEND things i, SEE it i see. It ALL so
i figured. For you it's kind of like so. It's
friends they had no face. Until, now no wellt me,
rephrase that Because what, i'm saying, is like you didn't
know them really in person until now, you guys and
you don't. Know me we just want to KNOW because
i know we're. Liquor stars it's right by. His place
how many times a week is he in The? LIQUOR
star a few days THERE and i have not. Been
there he goes. To, day yeah he's got to got
it delivered it.
Speaker 4: Now the car.
Speaker 2: Learn from. His, kid james, all, RIGHT well i kind
of like. This idea well we'll have to figure out
the nuances, of IT but i think this would be
fun if people.
Speaker 4: Are in if people, are In, like bill my money Is.
Speaker 2: On MARK oh I. Thought mark see they're. Seeing that
it's like but you can't. Skew it she doesn't. KNOW
what i guess you, could listen, but yeah she listens to.
Speaker 4: The show she knows. THE difference, i mean had an
adult conversation without you without breaking out a joke every,
thirty seconds, you do somebody has, to, no, No.
Speaker 2: No doug she thinks. He's funny.
Speaker 4: YOU'RE SnO i.
Speaker 2: Love it you're a. Snotty wife give? Thank you oh
wait what wait wait wait WAIT wait i already had.
A husband i thought there was? You know sorry that was?
THE case? I, WIN well i, THINK yeah i. Like,
QUESTIONS no i don't, Think, so laura? Any questions what
do you like? To do.
Speaker 5: Describe you a perfect?
Speaker 4: DATE concert.
Speaker 2: I want to go To The Fairport MUSIC.
Speaker 4: If i, Said that by, the way that was the
line of.
Speaker 2: The night.
Speaker 4: That was the line of, the night, All Right. FAIRPORT
music i hope she's not listening to what.
Speaker 2: She is oh. MY god i wanted to be the
one that. SAID it I knew.
Speaker 4: I couldn't i was staying away. FROM it. I know
was Hold On Laura's laura's laura, asked her when's the
last time you've been on? A, date.
Speaker 2: Yeah dating. Scene sucks where did you meet the person
you want? To day have you done? Dating? SCIENCE no
i don't do in.
Speaker 4: My past and you didn't? Like him, AND no i
MEAN here i am.
Speaker 5: It didn't work out?
Speaker 2: For me was it a one date with? This guy and?
Speaker 4: That? SAID no i went on.
Speaker 2: A few but what was the? Deal breaker he? Was
inconsistent inconsistent meaning what good, joke here bad? Joke there.
Speaker 4: It's Not even it wasn't like especially when. It's new
you gotta have, some, attention. Right, yeah yeah if you
got no communication when, it's new.
Speaker 2: You're fucked that sounds like a married guy you two? Days,
later fine thanks. For you that's a. Married, guy yeah
it's a.
Speaker 4: Married guy, not married, just dumb.
Speaker 5: Not there he's mentally.
Speaker 2: All there he was just kind of he just wasn't that. Into,
it no he just wasn't that. Into it he's gonna be.
That guy, you know something better? Comes, ALONG well i. Guess, Not,
hey okay are? YOU sorry i didn't?
Speaker 4: See this did see this for?
Speaker 1: Four?
Speaker 4: Days yeah that was the.
Speaker 2: Last, date, yeah okay, all right what do you what
would be a fun date? For you just to go
out to, be me to go see.
Speaker 7: Some, music okay you have a small bite to, eat.
Speaker 2: Somewhere chill there's a great show come Up in august TO.
Be tv they got food.
Speaker 4: And, BANDS yeah, i know and we got our good old.
Speaker 2: The, parenting well who's playing there? THIS year i don't. Even,
know okay that's a. Big one it's.
Speaker 5: Almost dead it's a two.
Speaker 4: Days show who's?
Speaker 2: Almost? Dead, JOE okay i don't know? That thought? You Said?
Joe ricado he's the? Next, date.
Speaker 5: No because well Maybe maybe i'll go on the, Last
Day Dark star orchestra.
Speaker 2: Is, playing yeah it's a big. Damn band THAT'S why i.
Speaker 5: Would go But The joe russ is almost that is the.
Speaker 4: Same weekend.
Speaker 2: Do you like? JAM bands? I love oh? Right, there
hey you know, what.
Speaker 4: Like if you're gonna go out what kind? Of music
do you want to? Go here if you're gonna, go
OUT if i? Go, here no if you go out
any if you want out here on, the, like yeah
FOR port i. Live here so let's say you go
out to a bar and they. Have music what do
you want? To hear do you want to?
Speaker 2: Hear?
Speaker 4: Rock country what? IS it i want to?
Speaker 2: HEAR rock i want to hear acoustic, Acoustic ship so
even some country may work in a little, Bit, country
yeah yeah?
Speaker 3: Country.
Speaker 4: Country No, KEITH no I mean k two has got
a nice little acoustic fest this Weekend.
Speaker 2: On sunday do they really right down by? The? Bay yep?
Oh good go to a.
Speaker 4: Doesn't long as it? Doesn't rain That's pretty who's what
a bunch of? Acoustic als first and get and.
Speaker 2: Get coffee sounds like a date.
Speaker 4: Mark you, just set, you know why don't you go?
Get brunch then Stop at alvio's get. Some, coffee, yeah
brunch IT, be tv and then you can GO to
k two and here's some great acoustic music and it
would be a great Time.
Speaker 2: For Mark so matt's gonna have to have him staff
meeting before THE before B.
Speaker 4: T b here's the. Good news is the bar Hunder.
On sunday she's nice. To you she doesn't know you,
that well But but i'm pretty sure she's pretty.
Speaker 2: Much. Anything, ever hey the bartender. Is nicely she doesn't.
Know you you don't want to? Complete asshole you? Really
are now? YOU know, I stay i stay away. From. There,
YEAH no.
Speaker 3: I get.
Speaker 2: THE food i get the food. To, go yes well
the food. IS fantastics i give you. That. Food whiskey
how about whiskey and? A? Cigar lounge? Scar lounge isn't that?
Your placer over and Next By. Papa john's oh it's not. Whiskeys,
though no whiskey and. A cigar i like bourbon and.
A cigar. Same thing you.
Speaker 4: Like bourbon you don't see them like a?
Speaker 2: Bourbon girl you. Like, cigars sure it's gonna be a.
Speaker 4: GREAT thing i actually go to next could. Be fun Go,
to nicks have a nice bourbon a cigar.
Speaker 2: Do, not picky but what she's open.
Speaker 4: To, anything, WELL no i didn't, Mean.
Speaker 2: That, laura yes.
Speaker 4: The pen will find out where it is that, Pen
go laura put in a person.
Speaker 2: On the. Other side.
Speaker 4: She's gonna try and take it before She loves this
is the the penis. Laser, Pen, look kevin when you
give back to you you got the. RIGHT side i
think you got the.
Speaker 2: Wrong side there.
Speaker 4: You go that's a. Little stubby So. There's doug this
is This is doug, right Here. There's mark.
Speaker 2: That's That's that's billy's the that's a. Butt plug like,
all right, All.
Speaker 4: Right laura had fun playing with it for like twenty.
Minutes EARLIER when i.
Speaker 2: Came in there's gonna be some Sort of lauren, About,
this well there Would. Be, laura well WE need t shirts,
And say LAUREN iss i.
Speaker 4: Told you people talk about the podcast and, they're like
it's Fun with laura's. On there LAUREN is i got People,
In Florida south carolina listen and they like it better
when she's on because, they're like. It's lively she they
like the. Sexual, talk obviously they don't.
Speaker 2: Know the rule with her talking about. Sucking dicks and
that they want To Hear jesus mark one Half, of
selter and he's talking about. Sucking. Dicks mark he's all
hopped Up on Selters, AND slurpyes i, DON'T know i
FEEL like i feel like you get fair advantage here
over let me get.
Speaker 4: A dick, I mean.
Speaker 1: I.
Speaker 2: DON'T know, i mean let her go Out with. Doug first, Then,
okay oh she just made a face like she bit into.
Speaker 4: A line he's like the, home team you want to
state the last.
Speaker 2: At bat but that could. Be sloppy she said.
Speaker 4: SOMETHING smaller i don't think you want to go to.
Speaker 2: Exotic, DINNER no i LIKE to i like the idea
of like brunchy.
Speaker 4: Small bikes why don't we all go?
Speaker 2: To brunch, oh no when not?
Speaker 4: Hang?
Speaker 2: Out wait what did?
Speaker 4: SHE say i go out with him at the, same
time and we can put one at the bar area
and one at the dining. Room area we could just
go back.
Speaker 2: And forth i've.
Speaker 4: Seen it, one disappears, you know just Choose the i'll
cover the cost of brunch and we. Do, it, okay
well look at that for, either Guy but doug and
eat so you might get he might get that trade
for two. That's fine.
Speaker 2: Think. About it we'll give him.
Speaker 4: A burrito he'll, Be, fine mark think.
Speaker 2: About it are WE really, i mean are we really gonna?
Do this no place at the. Same, time, no, no no,
we're kidding kidding about that Sort, of yeah it'd be
you're you're AT bt b in the dugs Down At.
RED robin.
Speaker 4: I mean. His choice there's nobody, over there so you're good.
Speaker 2: As taste.
Speaker 4: In comedy, but yeah.
Speaker 2: THAT part i mentioned the.
Speaker 4: Bad part such bad podcasts when you're ducking off the.
Fucking mic put the mic to. Your mouth. I'm sorry i'm,
trying to, you know give.
Speaker 2: Our guests she's trying to step into. This game we've said,
no names we've and you're. You have we were on.
Camera briefly.
Speaker 4: Anybody listening, HE'S like i Can't hear lauras. Is, Bullshit
yeah laura's Likes to Flora sr, all, right well uh
we'll close. IT out i don't know how are we good?
Speaker 2: WITH this i love. THIS idea, i mean we could
do like.
Speaker 4: Speed dating they could be in the. Same place They
could you.
Speaker 2: Want us in the same place, very badly? Don't?
Speaker 4: YOU no I actually i don't maybe evenant fun to see.
IT separate i want, a real realer contest, on This
and i'm telling you my money Is. ON mark i
don't care if that slights it. Or not she looks
She thinks doug is, funny THOUGH which i mean only
like four. People do so that's Kind of.
Speaker 2: Doug. HAS moments i. Sell you who's?
Speaker 4: Genuinely funny is? That?
Speaker 2: Man run when you got a babe a lot? Of
beer doug comes out with.
Speaker 4: Some stuff when when you're, not here it's like a
tree falls in, The forest does it make a noise
if you're?
Speaker 2: Not there probably that looks like right because of.
Speaker 5: The podcast, Yes, here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody, LAUGHING silence, i know the sound of one.
Hand clapping, i'm saying it's.
Speaker 5: Not like because, Yeah there it's not like you two
are sitting over here holding hands right now where you've
got to.
Speaker 2: MORE than i, tell you we need an award for. Broadcasting,
EXCELLENCE well i.
Speaker 4: THINK so, I agree i.
Speaker 2: THINK so i would. Appreciate that uh like. The idea
i'm VERY it's i think you're pretty cool to just
be open to. THE idea, i agree, YOU.
Speaker 4: Know i think they both should be lucky to got
some Big balls i'll give. You that THAT'S what, i
mean right in a, good way in a, good way.
Speaker 2: In a, good way and in a good way bigger
than one of. THE two i. LOVE it i love.
Her her what is?
Speaker 4: That enthusiastic? YOU mean i like?
Speaker 1: Your?
Speaker 4: CONFIDENT yeah i like your conference coming and put yourself.
Speaker 2: Out.
Speaker 4: There conference, you had you had the nerve to show up,
here tonight which says. A lot, YOU know i want to.
Speaker 2: Of.
Speaker 4: COURSE you I mean laura just wants, to drink don't
take too much, to cop wants to try To, get
yeah she'll take you out of Date, in toronto and,
don't worry she won't talk to the mic. At all, it's.
Speaker 2: Okay show where do you think we go?
Speaker 4: From?
Speaker 2: Here mark what do? We say you?
Speaker 3: Will see we will find. It out we'll, find out
they will. Find out this is to, be continued to.
BE continued I mean i sounded like you Had?
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Speaker 4: K TWO sunday k two and you're? Not, around well
if they go to it's probably unfair for him to
go TO b tv just because people know him and
they're gonna bust. His balls and she might get the,
wrong idea and there's, people there although she doesn't seem
like that type.
Speaker 6: Of fucking customer's name about, the employees, all, RIGHT well i.
Speaker 2: THINK everybody i think never know who. Shows up you.
Never know all of, A sudden Terry and rick show
up and promise she. Does not Here, comes Kevin, Comes laura.
Speaker 5: It.
Speaker 2: COMES ri i don't know. These People, for kevin bro
you're back in my Show for matt Who That?
Speaker 4: Texas stowe what is that?
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Speaker 4: Cowboy pork think about this for, A second, thank you Cowboy. Pork,
mountain yeah it is. Freaking unbelievable with the, pulled pork the, barbecue.
Speaker 2: Sauce the mac, and cheese Bacon for laura? Who everybody and?
The bacon he asked who everybody Loves when? Laura's On
for Laura?
Speaker 6: Makes mondays it Wasn't For laura mondays.
Speaker 2: Was suck.
Speaker 3: That's okay too, much personality way too. MUCH personality i
want to go Back on tuesdays.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 2: Don't forget don't forget Our friend mallory who Brought The,
Lucky dog mallory who Brought The. LUCKY ones i. Like
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