WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.280 --> 00:00:32.280 We're going in the boys the nerd te. 2 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:36.560 Mac Ma ma oh yeah. 3 00:00:36.759 --> 00:00:38.000 It was totally blackout drunk. 4 00:00:38.479 --> 00:00:43.479 Skiba Fat is the best pound for pound fighter. 5 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:53.719 Just just gron grown grown judge my time three. 6 00:00:53.679 --> 00:01:05.319 Years des de start, Hey nerds, Welcome back to. 7 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:08.120 Another episode of Three Beers Deep, the podcast where we 8 00:01:08.159 --> 00:01:10.719 talk about all our favorite nerdy stuff while sipping on 9 00:01:10.760 --> 00:01:15.319 some bruise with the boys. We got new episodes every Tuesday, 10 00:01:15.319 --> 00:01:17.120 and if you're just listening to us, go check us 11 00:01:17.120 --> 00:01:20.400 out on YouTube. Three b D Podcast and I like 12 00:01:20.439 --> 00:01:23.519 and subscribe. I'm justin. I'm here with Stu. 13 00:01:23.799 --> 00:01:25.599 Hello, I'm here and Max. 14 00:01:26.519 --> 00:01:30.319 Cameras are ruining society as I stare into one. 15 00:01:30.599 --> 00:01:32.879 You you you're ruining it. 16 00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:37.159 That was more talking about like everybody having phones like those. Also, 17 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:40.480 those fucking dickheads they call themselves auditors. They just go 18 00:01:40.599 --> 00:01:41.599 up in front of cops. 19 00:01:41.359 --> 00:01:42.599 So I could record here. 20 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:45.040 They're like, yeah you can, but like, how about your 21 00:01:45.079 --> 00:01:48.359 fuck off? There's like I YouTube, I can stay here 22 00:01:48.359 --> 00:01:49.519 and record whatever I want. 23 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:54.200 I mean, people are annoying all over the place. 24 00:01:54.239 --> 00:01:54.400 Man. 25 00:01:54.640 --> 00:01:57.560 Yeah, cameras are only making it worse. Influencers, I think 26 00:01:57.599 --> 00:02:00.359 the worst part of cameras is like kids are afraid 27 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:03.040 to like do stuff now, like you know, like we 28 00:02:03.079 --> 00:02:03.680 would go out. 29 00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:06.400 Like themselves eating tide pods. 30 00:02:06.439 --> 00:02:09.879 Well that too, But like I'm saying, like, if you're 31 00:02:09.919 --> 00:02:12.360 not one of the people recording yourself, somebody is going 32 00:02:12.439 --> 00:02:15.199 to record you doing some dumb ship because like a kid, 33 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:17.800 you're just dumb and they're going to record that dumb 34 00:02:17.840 --> 00:02:20.800 ship and they're like you're getting bullied online and ship, 35 00:02:20.879 --> 00:02:22.400 so like yeah, dude, Cameras. 36 00:02:22.159 --> 00:02:24.960 Goes both ways, Like it's either that or they're getting recorded, 37 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:29.520 or it's the opposite where they're interminating themselves or they're like. 38 00:02:29.919 --> 00:02:32.759 You can't touch me because that macon you. 39 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:35.599 Yeah, I was about to say, oh the Karens when 40 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:39.319 they're getting like yelled at, like or something, confrontation is happening, 41 00:02:39.360 --> 00:02:41.360 so naturally you take out your phone to record and 42 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:44.000 then let me pull mine. I'm down. 43 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:48.000 Yeah, there's so many people having a recording battle with me. 44 00:02:49.000 --> 00:02:50.039 Is just two people doing this? 45 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:52.560 Yeah you like that? You like that? Yeah? 46 00:02:52.599 --> 00:02:55.120 All right, that's why get rid of them. Beat the 47 00:02:55.159 --> 00:02:57.319 ship out of each other. Like what are you doing? 48 00:02:57.599 --> 00:02:59.960 Old time the camera down, Get a bunch of thing, 49 00:03:01.439 --> 00:03:04.280 Get a little bop in there right to the top. 50 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:08.439 Fucking dickheads, I got you on camera. 51 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:12.319 Cool, something bad is happening. Everyone's recording down there, like 52 00:03:12.479 --> 00:03:18.840 dying on the ground, like uh, people are oh oh Ship, 53 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:23.599 oh someone called the cops. 54 00:03:23.599 --> 00:03:25.080 They're holding their fucking phone. 55 00:03:27.280 --> 00:03:28.759 This loser, he's dying. 56 00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:35.599 It's like help, please, what the fuck? Just keep cussing, 57 00:03:35.680 --> 00:03:41.800 oh ship, Oh damn, yeah, get really cameras. Yeah, it's 58 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:44.199 definitely makes don't keep this one, keep this one. 59 00:03:44.240 --> 00:03:47.039 Yeah, yeah, that would be a bad way to go. 60 00:03:47.680 --> 00:03:53.759 That's the last thing you hears. Oh, not like this like. 61 00:03:55.520 --> 00:03:57.199 That bright right. 62 00:03:59.000 --> 00:04:02.520 Ringing, it's fading through the ring. That's all. 63 00:04:02.759 --> 00:04:08.680 Oh you think you're dying going in the light. It's 64 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:10.919 just some asshole with the camera in your face. 65 00:04:11.120 --> 00:04:14.919 This is how I go fuck dumbas surrounded by dumb focks. 66 00:04:15.599 --> 00:04:20.040 Damn I got something today too. You know you ever 67 00:04:20.920 --> 00:04:23.879 you're dealing with toilet paper, you're dealing with paper towels, 68 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:27.480 and you're trying to get that tear and the mother 69 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:30.759 flter just rips and you either end up with half 70 00:04:30.839 --> 00:04:33.560 the piece you needed or wanted, or you end up 71 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:36.600 with just the endless just calling. Don't that just piss 72 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:39.480 you off. Oh that's the worst ever. Like going to 73 00:04:39.519 --> 00:04:42.839 get like a paper towel and you just great, Oh fuck, 74 00:04:42.920 --> 00:04:46.199 you just rip off like a hand size like you 75 00:04:46.199 --> 00:04:46.519 ever go. 76 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:48.519 You grab it in the middle and you just get 77 00:04:48.519 --> 00:04:49.839 like a thumb out. 78 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:54.000 What is this piece of shit? You're perforated? You're meant 79 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:54.399 to tear. 80 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:58.160 I just had yesterday or two days ago something the network. 81 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:01.240 They brought in food, and I was like, right, you, 82 00:05:01.519 --> 00:05:03.439 I always feel weird eating in front of people and 83 00:05:03.439 --> 00:05:05.120 stuff like, I just try to be like, let me 84 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:07.040 just grab this paper towel real quick, you know, now 85 00:05:07.079 --> 00:05:09.720 make a big scene. I grab it, go to tear it, 86 00:05:09.879 --> 00:05:12.199 and it just starts tearing down my thumb. So I 87 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:15.399 have just this tiny little strip of paper towel, Like 88 00:05:17.279 --> 00:05:18.279 that's all I need. 89 00:05:19.560 --> 00:05:21.319 I'd leave the room. I'm done. 90 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:24.360 Way, you weren't meant to have a napkin that day? 91 00:05:24.959 --> 00:05:25.560 Just messy. 92 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:27.319 You know what pisses me off is when you go 93 00:05:27.360 --> 00:05:29.399 to tarrat and there's just that one last little corner 94 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:32.360 that didn't tear. That makes me mad. 95 00:05:32.920 --> 00:05:36.120 Bitch man. I think toilet paper pisses me off the 96 00:05:36.160 --> 00:05:39.279 most because it's a smaller roll, so like if you 97 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:41.600 get on it and you like whip it to try 98 00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:43.759 to tear it, and it just like it rolls like 99 00:05:43.800 --> 00:05:47.720 a huge roll out. Damn it. You're re rolling toilet 100 00:05:47.720 --> 00:05:49.920 paper to get back to the cut that you needed. Like, 101 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:52.199 come on, man, I'm just trying to wipe. 102 00:05:52.639 --> 00:05:53.879 You get a boday fuck? 103 00:05:54.680 --> 00:05:56.800 Oh yeah, I mean you still gotta wipe a little bit. 104 00:05:57.040 --> 00:05:58.000 It's just water though. 105 00:05:58.360 --> 00:06:00.639 Yeah, But like you wipe the pool buff and then 106 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:05.879 you bedet, right, but what blast blasting. 107 00:06:05.639 --> 00:06:08.079 Poop just goes right down the fucking water. 108 00:06:08.600 --> 00:06:09.439 Oh my god. 109 00:06:09.800 --> 00:06:11.680 I've never used a bedet, so I can't. 110 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:14.000 I would have wiped up, wipe the mud off, and 111 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:20.439 then like I get the fragments of ships. I don't know. So, 112 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:22.959 like you're just getting clean wipes all the time, no poop, 113 00:06:23.040 --> 00:06:24.920 no mud on the toilet. 114 00:06:24.560 --> 00:06:26.199 Paper, not when you use a bidet. 115 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:31.439 Well you're not using toilet paper then. But yeah, I mean, 116 00:06:31.439 --> 00:06:34.519 if you're getting clean wipes every time, dude, congratulations, that's 117 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:35.319 an impressive thing. 118 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:36.480 You don't need the bidet at all. 119 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:42.560 Yeah, paper, you get one wipe in before Magee. 120 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:44.720 Getting so confident in your ships that you're like, I'm 121 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:46.160 not wiping just. 122 00:06:46.120 --> 00:06:46.720 A clean. 123 00:06:48.680 --> 00:06:53.519 Assholes, slamm and shut. It's like those hey on on 124 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:56.160 topic here, like those Star Wars events, which. 125 00:06:56.040 --> 00:07:03.160 Is like. 126 00:07:01.399 --> 00:07:06.040 What a great segue pull up? So yeah, well we 127 00:07:06.079 --> 00:07:08.920 didn't even talk about what we're drinking, so not quite 128 00:07:08.959 --> 00:07:13.560 a segue, but it was. It was related to, Okay, you. 129 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:17.040 Got to see your Great Lakes Brewing Company Mexican lager 130 00:07:17.160 --> 00:07:17.639 with lime. 131 00:07:18.319 --> 00:07:18.600 There you go. 132 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:20.439 It's warm out today. 133 00:07:20.720 --> 00:07:23.600 Yeah, the weather's finally broken for now. 134 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:25.759 I think it's supposed to be down to thirty two 135 00:07:25.839 --> 00:07:26.560 on Tuesday, but. 136 00:07:26.879 --> 00:07:29.040 It's been like a seventy thirty seventy thirty? 137 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:30.720 What's going on? 138 00:07:30.839 --> 00:07:41.120 Yeah, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes 139 00:07:41.319 --> 00:07:41.959 you steak. 140 00:07:43.839 --> 00:07:46.600 Well, see, I'll just I'll be the thirty to your seventies. 141 00:07:46.639 --> 00:07:49.639 Since I found one last sugar shack in the first though, 142 00:07:49.759 --> 00:07:52.000 sugar drinking it, but it's got snow on the can, 143 00:07:52.079 --> 00:07:52.560 so there we go. 144 00:07:52.800 --> 00:07:57.120 I can get some sugar, sugar sugar pot. What you 145 00:07:57.199 --> 00:08:00.680 got over there, mickey old? You know, basic? I mean 146 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:08.360 kind in the middle degrees, the whitest drink you could 147 00:08:08.360 --> 00:08:13.240 possibly have, unless maybe if it was an IPA, that 148 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:15.079 might be a little that might be a little whiter. 149 00:08:15.160 --> 00:08:16.759 You know, you gotta be a certain shade of white 150 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:17.839 to be up on that. 151 00:08:17.959 --> 00:08:18.839 Nobody likes him. 152 00:08:19.439 --> 00:08:19.800 You just. 153 00:08:21.399 --> 00:08:28.000 It's good. It tastes like wood and cement. Fucking Buddy 154 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:33.840 says it's twenty You want something like, oh, god, no, 155 00:08:33.919 --> 00:08:37.600 I don't. Oh it's so good. Hood, it's so good. 156 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:41.879 Once you get past the gag reflex, it really just 157 00:08:41.919 --> 00:08:42.840 goes down smooth. 158 00:08:44.600 --> 00:08:46.679 Damn. I've already said this before, but it tastes like 159 00:08:46.799 --> 00:08:49.960 pre drank beer to me, like somebody drank it, brooded 160 00:08:50.000 --> 00:08:52.440 in their stomach and puked it into that bucket or whatever. 161 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:59.080 Then it does. Man, it's nasty. But yeah, there's a 162 00:08:59.759 --> 00:09:03.120 kind of mentioned earlier. We are doing another Star Wars 163 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:10.039 Lower episode here. We've been going on and on and 164 00:09:10.080 --> 00:09:14.360 on paper towels, son of a Well, thanks for reminding me, Max. 165 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:18.000 Rule number one. Everything here's a joke. Don't take us 166 00:09:18.039 --> 00:09:21.240 too seriously. Rule number two. It's our show. We're always 167 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:24.799 fucking right. If you think we're wrong, fuck you, and 168 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:26.360 you can email us where. 169 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:28.840 Three Breezy podcasts all spelled out gmail dot com. 170 00:09:28.879 --> 00:09:31.320 Thank you. Stuve is the all spelled out in there, 171 00:09:33.000 --> 00:09:35.840 and that at the end all spelled out like, no, 172 00:09:35.960 --> 00:09:38.000 you dumb fox, don't put that in. 173 00:09:38.120 --> 00:09:39.879 That's why we haven't been getting an em. 174 00:09:44.799 --> 00:09:49.120 Damn. Remember three, watching and listening, gotta drink along with us, 175 00:09:49.320 --> 00:09:52.480 Sip sip, pop the top. Today we're gonna pop the 176 00:09:52.480 --> 00:09:55.039 top on some more Star Wars lore. And now we're 177 00:09:55.039 --> 00:09:56.360 gonna switch things up. We've been doing a lot of 178 00:09:56.399 --> 00:09:59.840 ships today, we're just gonna do the Jedi classic, you know, 179 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:04.360 couples ships, ships. 180 00:10:05.039 --> 00:10:06.519 We were already talking about it earlier. 181 00:10:07.200 --> 00:10:08.759 You were just trying to bring it back around again. 182 00:10:09.080 --> 00:10:13.480 Supple shits man, Lord dumb right down your throat, that's 183 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:21.759 what we're giving right here again. Open up. Oh so yeah, 184 00:10:22.039 --> 00:10:24.440 some people say that, you know, Star Wars isn't Star 185 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:28.159 Wars without a Jedi, but you know, I like it regardless. 186 00:10:28.399 --> 00:10:30.960 The Jedi are fucking sweet. We can all agree on that. 187 00:10:32.000 --> 00:10:34.480 So we'll just get through some ranks real quick. You 188 00:10:34.600 --> 00:10:36.720 got the Jetti jet jetty jetties. 189 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:39.720 Were they launching boats all the time? 190 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:46.960 Yeah, yeah they are. Yeah, knowledge the Jedi initiates. So 191 00:10:47.039 --> 00:10:51.080 that's like prospects, you know, where they're out there, like 192 00:10:51.159 --> 00:10:52.960 looking for the four sense of the babies. Those are 193 00:10:52.960 --> 00:10:56.559 the initiates, and then they're basically young lings. They just 194 00:10:56.679 --> 00:10:59.919 go right into being young lings. And then eventually there's Padawan, 195 00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:02.360 which is the next step up after a young lane. 196 00:11:02.399 --> 00:11:05.480 You know, he gets chosen by a Jedi Knight to 197 00:11:05.679 --> 00:11:07.679 train directly under him. A lot of this stuff we 198 00:11:07.720 --> 00:11:08.200 already know. 199 00:11:08.879 --> 00:11:11.440 You know, there's something a little questionable, an old old 200 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:12.799 man being like I want this boy. 201 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:17.360 I mean, I think nothing is more questionable than fucking 202 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:21.799 she Palpatine. Oh yeah, we'll watch your career with great interests. 203 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:26.919 Like with the hand on the shoulder, have you ever heard. 204 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:28.159 Of the Tale of dot Plague? 205 00:11:28.679 --> 00:11:30.879 Many many years ago, I texted stud just like I 206 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:31.159 got to know. 207 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:32.120 I'm like, dude, like. 208 00:11:32.200 --> 00:11:34.639 Palpatine's a Palpatine. 209 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:38.440 This is a bad time, Clementine. 210 00:11:38.559 --> 00:11:40.519 Bad day for talking for all of us, bad day 211 00:11:40.519 --> 00:11:41.000 for words. 212 00:11:42.360 --> 00:11:44.120 We got to talk here, texted Stue. 213 00:11:44.159 --> 00:11:48.000 It's like, dude, I think Palpatine's a fucking pedophile. It's like, yeah, dude, 214 00:11:48.000 --> 00:11:52.960 for sure, like no hesitation, Oh yeah, dude, for sure, 215 00:11:53.679 --> 00:11:57.360 middle of the day at work, Palpatine is a pedophile. 216 00:11:58.639 --> 00:12:03.600 Yeah, pretty much. So, yeah, it is kind of weird, 217 00:12:03.679 --> 00:12:06.279 but like sometimes it's like more like a brotherly thing, 218 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:08.879 you know, like a Jedi knight can be young, like 219 00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:11.399 they're not like a master, Like there are masters who 220 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:13.639 take the Pedawans, but all you have to be is 221 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:16.080 a Jedi knight to take on a Pedawan. 222 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:20.159 So do we know, like is it personality? Is it 223 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:22.679 like they're just connected to somebody in the forest, Like 224 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:24.240 do we know what that process looks like? 225 00:12:24.279 --> 00:12:26.120 I mean a lot of the times, yeah, there's like 226 00:12:26.159 --> 00:12:29.519 a connection that they feel because you're connected to everything, 227 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:31.799 you know, when we'll get into that a little bit, 228 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:33.759 but you're connected to every being in the galaxy if 229 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:37.679 you're being a true Jedi, you know, like calmness, meditation, 230 00:12:37.840 --> 00:12:40.679 all that shit, you should feel connections to everybody and 231 00:12:40.720 --> 00:12:42.960 like you just feel that certain connection like this one 232 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:46.120 we're training you, or like they would get voted like 233 00:12:46.200 --> 00:12:48.919 this guy, he's a good JEEDI. 234 00:12:48.799 --> 00:12:52.600 Sucks you put them in with shitty Jerry. 235 00:12:52.080 --> 00:12:54.000 Or like the council will pick them and be like, yo, 236 00:12:54.600 --> 00:12:57.639 you're you're good, a good Jedi. We appreciate what you're doing. 237 00:12:57.919 --> 00:13:01.039 Train this Jedi or train this petal and eventually you'll 238 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:03.279 get the rank of master after you like maybe train 239 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:04.679 a Peedawan or two that. 240 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:07.960 Would annoy me, just like out there doing my own business. 241 00:13:08.000 --> 00:13:09.840 And then this guy's like, hey take this kid, and like, no, 242 00:13:10.320 --> 00:13:10.840 some of them. 243 00:13:11.320 --> 00:13:13.240 You have to chopping people in half left right now? 244 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:14.320 You have to monitor a kid. 245 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:18.840 What did I do this? Well, you're a really good Jedi. 246 00:13:19.440 --> 00:13:22.080 Fuck it wouldn't have been this good if you were 247 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:24.200 gonna do this to me. It could be worse. 248 00:13:24.799 --> 00:13:26.159 Shoot some lightning. 249 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:32.799 The fun. So then yeah, next up is Jedi Knight. 250 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:35.000 That's you graduate from a Peedawan, A have to go 251 00:13:35.080 --> 00:13:38.600 through the Jedi trials and you become a Jedi Knight. 252 00:13:38.960 --> 00:13:41.159 Pretty fucking kick ass. I would love to be just 253 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:44.159 a Jedi Knight. It's not the expectation of a master. 254 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:49.240 You don't necessarily have to take on Petawans. You're out there, dude, 255 00:13:49.240 --> 00:13:49.799 having fun. 256 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:51.120 It just sounds cool. 257 00:13:52.399 --> 00:13:55.360 Dude, jedis thats fun. I feel like they're just like we'll. 258 00:13:55.159 --> 00:13:57.720 Get into that a little bit. Yeah, but no, not really, 259 00:13:57.720 --> 00:13:58.039 they're not. 260 00:13:58.120 --> 00:14:03.720 I mean three fun being Jedi around with our robes 261 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:06.159 and just like, let's go get some death sticks and 262 00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:09.320 ship dropping people in half. 263 00:14:10.679 --> 00:14:20.080 Chops. I'll show you. Just arm arm on the ground. 264 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:25.759 Classic Star Wars. Somebody give this guy a hand m. 265 00:14:28.879 --> 00:14:31.120 See, that's why I chop off the arm. Then you 266 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:33.080 just crack that joke right in the middle of the bar. 267 00:14:34.360 --> 00:14:37.279 The rest of the patrons are gonna enjoy that, and. 268 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:40.240 We just look around at everybody. Go ahead, and then 269 00:14:40.360 --> 00:14:44.039 nobody's laughing. Fucking better laugh, motherfuckers just laugh. 270 00:14:46.039 --> 00:14:48.360 And that's just how they spend the rest of their lives. 271 00:14:52.399 --> 00:14:56.240 Fuck. And then next you get the Jedi Master. It's 272 00:14:56.320 --> 00:14:58.519 just a proven Jedi night. So you have to do 273 00:14:58.600 --> 00:15:03.039 like really good stuff or like I don't know, big 274 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:06.639 big ship, you know, make big differences, big impacts around 275 00:15:06.639 --> 00:15:09.879 the world, around the galaxy and stuff to be granted 276 00:15:09.879 --> 00:15:12.720 the rank of Master, show your wisdom that you've worked 277 00:15:12.720 --> 00:15:17.159 on yourself and changed yourself to better yourself, right, because 278 00:15:17.159 --> 00:15:19.600 like all these all these Jedi are people when it 279 00:15:19.600 --> 00:15:21.720 comes down to it, So like they all interpret the 280 00:15:21.759 --> 00:15:24.879 force differently and they all operate differently, And I think 281 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:27.240 that's something that a lot of people forget, Like they 282 00:15:27.320 --> 00:15:30.519 kind of get like what Luke said, they're deified, like 283 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:33.559 there's something that they're not and they're just people who. 284 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:37.000 Have heard that one person from his point of view, 285 00:15:37.120 --> 00:15:38.200 the Jedi were evil. 286 00:15:40.240 --> 00:15:50.000 Yeah, right, and and the show. I needed a non 287 00:15:50.080 --> 00:15:55.559 idea after that Jesus Christ, that one hurts so much. 288 00:15:55.799 --> 00:16:02.360 Anytime that one said that hurts Jedi Obi Wan's like, 289 00:16:02.399 --> 00:16:09.559 what the fuck, dude, you killed children planet right now about. 290 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:13.720 You're serving a guy that himself as an evil emperor. 291 00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:20.960 Man. So then there were even more established Masters were 292 00:16:21.000 --> 00:16:23.600 granted positions on the Jedi Counsil. So you had to 293 00:16:23.639 --> 00:16:27.120 be a master to be on the Counsul. Don't fucking 294 00:16:27.240 --> 00:16:34.360 say any Anakin quotes, I swear to fucking God. And 295 00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:37.080 then you are also the grand Master. There have been 296 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:41.279 several grand Masters throughout time. Yoda obviously the oldest and 297 00:16:41.279 --> 00:16:43.120 wisest of all the Jedi and the head of the 298 00:16:43.159 --> 00:16:46.279 Jedi Counsil. And actually Mace Window was also a grand Master, 299 00:16:46.399 --> 00:16:48.000 so there are two of them at the time, Yoda 300 00:16:48.039 --> 00:16:50.919 and Mace. So that just shows you how powerful Mace 301 00:16:50.960 --> 00:16:54.320 Windew was and gifted in the force to be on 302 00:16:54.360 --> 00:16:55.600 the level of Yoda. 303 00:16:55.600 --> 00:16:57.120 Who's been around for a thousand years. 304 00:16:57.480 --> 00:16:59.639 Right, and this dude's just a guy. He's just a 305 00:16:59.759 --> 00:17:02.320 human man who lives like eighty five years, like I 306 00:17:02.360 --> 00:17:03.000 think is their. 307 00:17:02.879 --> 00:17:04.759 Average or something. 308 00:17:05.200 --> 00:17:07.599 And you can also have different occupations as a Jedi, 309 00:17:08.039 --> 00:17:10.960 there were different roles to be fulfilled. You got the 310 00:17:11.039 --> 00:17:15.799 Jedi advisor basically just a personal advisor to like whoever 311 00:17:16.000 --> 00:17:18.559 needs it kind of thing. So like a like a 312 00:17:18.599 --> 00:17:21.720 consort or a priest. Yeah, exactly tell you your. 313 00:17:21.599 --> 00:17:26.960 Future fucking m do they? I always thought a consort 314 00:17:27.079 --> 00:17:28.400 was someone that fucks. 315 00:17:28.759 --> 00:17:30.359 Maybe maybe because in. 316 00:17:30.559 --> 00:17:33.759 Mass effect the consort, Oh yeah, she bangs. 317 00:17:33.839 --> 00:17:37.680 I think that she's called the consort, so like sometimes 318 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:42.720 she doesn't bang you though, that bitch. Yeah. Maybe. If 319 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:44.920 that's the case, then they're not doing that. There's no 320 00:17:45.000 --> 00:17:48.480 fucking really, I mean you could, but like it's an iffy. 321 00:17:49.880 --> 00:17:53.319 Spouse or partner, specifically in a reigning monarch. 322 00:17:54.799 --> 00:17:57.759 What is there any other definitions? 323 00:17:58.279 --> 00:17:59.480 Uh? 324 00:18:00.680 --> 00:18:07.480 So probably not consort, Yeah, I don't think so. Consultation, colored, consultant, consultant, thank. 325 00:18:07.319 --> 00:18:11.000 You, other synonyms, partner, spouse, mate, companion, associate. 326 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:14.359 Okay, so definitely not. 327 00:18:13.319 --> 00:18:19.839 Not learn your words, dummy, Sorry, I've wronged. 328 00:18:20.039 --> 00:18:28.079 I've wronged everything. It's soiled it soiled it soil it fuck. Uh. 329 00:18:28.440 --> 00:18:31.799 And then there's master of the Order. They're voted unanimously 330 00:18:31.839 --> 00:18:34.640 into the position of the leader of the High Consul 331 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:38.720 so every Jedi in the council clear cut. There's no 332 00:18:38.920 --> 00:18:41.480 like ninety nine of one hundred. No, it's one hundred 333 00:18:41.480 --> 00:18:43.240 and one hundred. I have to vote for you to 334 00:18:43.279 --> 00:18:47.920 be in that position, so it's well earned obviously, and 335 00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:50.559 then you are you can be the Jedi Temple Guard, 336 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:54.839 which they guard the Jedi Temple with lightsaber pikes with 337 00:18:55.000 --> 00:18:57.519 the like yellow blade at the top. 338 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:02.160 Jedi Temple Guard, they guard the Temple of the Jedi. 339 00:19:02.240 --> 00:19:05.079 Hey man, oh wow, I'm just telling you what it is. 340 00:19:05.440 --> 00:19:07.480 What do you want from me? All right? It could 341 00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:08.799 be something else, you never know. 342 00:19:08.920 --> 00:19:13.440 I mean, yeah, they protect the brothels. 343 00:19:12.920 --> 00:19:17.759 They protect the barracks, all right. And this one is 344 00:19:17.799 --> 00:19:21.400 the coolest to me. It's the Jedi Investigator. So these 345 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:23.920 are the guys who like aided police to solve crimes, 346 00:19:23.920 --> 00:19:26.359 and they took down the criminal underworld. You see a 347 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:27.920 little bit of this in the Clone Wars. It's a 348 00:19:27.960 --> 00:19:30.799 really old Jedi as like a cane. He has a 349 00:19:30.839 --> 00:19:34.039 cane lightsaber. It's pretty sweet, and it's like in Ahsoka 350 00:19:34.079 --> 00:19:36.200 episode and they go into. 351 00:19:36.039 --> 00:19:38.440 The underworld and he like just knows all. 352 00:19:38.319 --> 00:19:40.279 This shit, like all the tricks of the trade, like 353 00:19:40.359 --> 00:19:43.119 all these like shisty ways. Ahsoka is trying to like 354 00:19:43.200 --> 00:19:45.200 run around real quick and get shit done, and he's 355 00:19:45.240 --> 00:19:48.160 like old, He's like real slow. He's like, no, we're good. 356 00:19:48.319 --> 00:19:51.200 Just wait this, this will happen. We're good, Like I 357 00:19:51.200 --> 00:19:52.839 don't know. It was just really cool to see like 358 00:19:52.880 --> 00:19:55.359 an old veteran who had been down in like the 359 00:19:55.480 --> 00:19:58.400 underworld of Crossan, which is like one of the seediest 360 00:19:58.400 --> 00:20:02.000 fucking places in the world or in the galaxy, and 361 00:20:02.519 --> 00:20:05.240 you're just down there like operating as a Jedi. That'll 362 00:20:05.279 --> 00:20:07.000 be bad as it's like what we were talking about, 363 00:20:07.000 --> 00:20:08.559 Like let's go get some death steaks, and then the 364 00:20:08.559 --> 00:20:10.400 guy tries to sell you something. You're just like, I 365 00:20:10.720 --> 00:20:13.960 have you now. Chop his hands off. You're under arrest. 366 00:20:15.920 --> 00:20:17.359 How are you gonna put the cuffs on him if 367 00:20:17.400 --> 00:20:18.160 his hands are gone? 368 00:20:19.079 --> 00:20:22.359 Cuff his legs, dude, he's not walking. You got to 369 00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:25.920 I guess if they are binders, fucking do their magnets. 370 00:20:27.000 --> 00:20:27.519 Dog time. 371 00:20:28.680 --> 00:20:30.519 You just carry him away, dude with the force. 372 00:20:31.480 --> 00:20:34.480 Or more really realistically, Max just picked da. 373 00:20:37.640 --> 00:20:41.680 No paperwork. How much paperwork it's gonna be for me 374 00:20:41.759 --> 00:20:46.079 to take you in at the Jedi temple? Motherfucker. Ain't 375 00:20:46.079 --> 00:20:47.000 trying to go back to them. 376 00:20:47.039 --> 00:20:48.720 See how many stairs we have to climb to get 377 00:20:48.799 --> 00:20:49.119 up there. 378 00:20:49.880 --> 00:20:52.680 It's a long way, buddy, I ain't carrying you. 379 00:20:54.480 --> 00:20:55.960 Just throw them deeper into the. 380 00:20:58.039 --> 00:20:58.240 Man. 381 00:20:58.240 --> 00:21:00.519 They would take the Jedi a lot more serious because 382 00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:02.799 a lot of the times, like, first of all, I 383 00:21:02.799 --> 00:21:07.640 couldn't imagine being one of these like fucking assholes, right, 384 00:21:07.759 --> 00:21:10.440 one of these criminals. Maybe like you're like the boss 385 00:21:10.440 --> 00:21:12.480 and then you just look at the Jedi and you're like, oh, 386 00:21:12.519 --> 00:21:14.839 I surrender, you can't kill me. Ha ha ha ha, 387 00:21:15.519 --> 00:21:18.559 And the Jedi is like fuck man, But like I 388 00:21:18.599 --> 00:21:20.680 would whoop their ass still, like I'd be like, no, 389 00:21:20.720 --> 00:21:23.000 I can't kill you, but I'm gonna beat the shit 390 00:21:23.079 --> 00:21:26.319 out of you, like what a stupid. 391 00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:29.799 Time, just like your Dick's attack and your balls. 392 00:21:32.960 --> 00:21:36.079 Like the balls on that guy to be like, oh, 393 00:21:36.279 --> 00:21:39.240 like there's this guy with the lightsaber who has the 394 00:21:39.279 --> 00:21:42.519 fucking force, and you're just gonna be like, oh, I surrender, 395 00:21:42.920 --> 00:21:44.960 like you can't kill me, Like you're trusting that that 396 00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:48.240 guy is not. I guarantee you. Some of the Jedi 397 00:21:48.319 --> 00:21:51.400 fucking just murked people just because they could, Like I mean, 398 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:53.599 why wouldn't you as long as you could deal with 399 00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:56.039 like the ramifications of it afterwards, and you don't let 400 00:21:56.079 --> 00:21:59.200 it take you down that path. Why you couldn't Just like, 401 00:22:00.079 --> 00:22:02.039 dude's harming people and he's killing. 402 00:22:02.279 --> 00:22:04.000 Just like anytime, you just be like self defense. 403 00:22:05.680 --> 00:22:08.720 Oh he came at me. I stand them like ten 404 00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:13.119 times he was coming right at us. Yeah, he's just 405 00:22:13.160 --> 00:22:15.039 a Torso they're like, man, he was coming at me. 406 00:22:15.960 --> 00:22:16.680 You won for me. 407 00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:21.160 His legs were gone from a previous running with you. 408 00:22:24.960 --> 00:22:27.480 That's not right, Fine, trick them, Yeah, that's not right. 409 00:22:28.759 --> 00:22:32.839 Somebody else. Then you have the consular. Is that how 410 00:22:32.880 --> 00:22:36.160 you say that word? Consular? I don't know. Consolar Jedi 411 00:22:36.920 --> 00:22:41.720 devoted themselves to diplomacy and science and disregarded combat entirely. 412 00:22:42.039 --> 00:22:46.960 Nerds Yeah, fuck losers, the nerds man, the nerd Jedi. 413 00:22:47.039 --> 00:22:49.559 They're like, hell yeah, I like science and stuff. 414 00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:50.720 I want to talk to people. 415 00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:54.119 And then you have a Jedi seeker. They were they 416 00:22:54.160 --> 00:22:58.880 searched the galaxy for four sensitive children to abduct. Hell yeah, 417 00:22:58.920 --> 00:23:03.480 this man, never forget that. You're just taking Yeah, your kid. 418 00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:05.599 You're having problems with your kid, like lifting up his 419 00:23:05.640 --> 00:23:08.839 blocks and shipping fucking with the house. Come here, take 420 00:23:08.839 --> 00:23:09.240 care of that. 421 00:23:09.799 --> 00:23:13.759 I'll solve your problems. You're taking my kid, Yeah. 422 00:23:13.319 --> 00:23:14.799 Forget about me. I was never here. 423 00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:18.079 You're Dick's attacking your own balls. 424 00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:27.599 That's how that works, I like to imagine it is. 425 00:23:27.920 --> 00:23:31.680 So I'm gonna keep bringing it up. Maybe you can 426 00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:34.680 get like one or two of those and then jokes done. 427 00:23:36.160 --> 00:23:39.519 It's unfortunate. I wish you'd had more longevity, maybe like 428 00:23:39.640 --> 00:23:43.440 a much later episode. Yeah, it'll come back, they always do. 429 00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:46.440 And then this one's also pretty cool to me, The 430 00:23:46.519 --> 00:23:50.279 Jedi Sentinel. So they focus more on small scale community matters, 431 00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:53.880 so like anything in the look wherever they decided to 432 00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:56.079 set up camp, you know, they would just help out 433 00:23:56.119 --> 00:23:59.559 the locals, learn the language, culture, what's going on, and 434 00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:03.759 small differences, whereas other Jedi wanted to show like huge 435 00:24:03.880 --> 00:24:07.480 acts of compassion to like prove their worth as a 436 00:24:07.640 --> 00:24:11.839 night going to be a master. But yeah, these guys 437 00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:13.559 they didn't care too much for it, so they would 438 00:24:13.599 --> 00:24:16.160 just focus on smaller scale stuff. Then you have the 439 00:24:16.240 --> 00:24:19.559 Jedi Guardian. They were basically warrior masters, so they were 440 00:24:19.599 --> 00:24:22.240 all about They're the ones who developed all the different 441 00:24:22.319 --> 00:24:26.759 fighting forms after the first wars between the Sith and 442 00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:27.279 the Jedi. 443 00:24:28.400 --> 00:24:32.440 It seems strangely, strangely strict, almost sucked it up. It 444 00:24:32.480 --> 00:24:35.920 seems weirdly strict to have only like seven forms, and 445 00:24:35.960 --> 00:24:37.119 they're like that's it. 446 00:24:37.559 --> 00:24:39.920 I mean yeah, and you can combine them and stuff. 447 00:24:40.680 --> 00:24:42.359 I guess there's only so much you can do with 448 00:24:42.400 --> 00:24:46.079 a lightsaber, you know, it's like the most elite weapon. 449 00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:49.759 You have no blade, so like it's the blade is 450 00:24:49.799 --> 00:24:52.039 the edge alignment. You don't have to worry about edge alignment. 451 00:24:52.759 --> 00:24:57.079 How many fucking forms the sword fighting are there? I 452 00:24:57.119 --> 00:25:02.119 mean there's probably a fencing that's one, swashbuckling there you go. 453 00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:04.839 That's two. Yeah, And it's also like you got to 454 00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:08.400 think of it as like seven factorial because you can 455 00:25:08.440 --> 00:25:13.519 mix and match the all the forms together. That's the 456 00:25:13.559 --> 00:25:15.200 point of them, Like oh am, I gonna be on 457 00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:18.160 offense or defense, you know, like then you use I 458 00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:20.519 don't know what the off the top of my head, 459 00:25:20.559 --> 00:25:23.039 the different forms, but like you know, Obi Wan's more 460 00:25:23.079 --> 00:25:25.759 defensive with his stuff. That's why he was good against 461 00:25:25.759 --> 00:25:29.039 Grievous in that, and Anakins is more like aggressive where 462 00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:31.440 he has like that overhead stance and like the huge 463 00:25:31.519 --> 00:25:34.279 like sweet Kylo Ren has the big sweeping like heavy. 464 00:25:34.880 --> 00:25:36.759 I don't know, you can mix and match all the 465 00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:39.440 different moves, so it's seven factorial kind of you have 466 00:25:39.559 --> 00:25:41.240 infinite moves when you you. 467 00:25:41.160 --> 00:25:41.960 Don't need anymore. 468 00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:47.279 And they also weren't like meant to be fighters. They 469 00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:50.519 just needed to be able to be precise enough to 470 00:25:50.640 --> 00:25:53.319 take down these people. And they originally weren't taken down 471 00:25:53.440 --> 00:25:57.319 Sith or anything. It was just Jedi. And then we'll 472 00:25:57.359 --> 00:26:00.480 get into it. So they weren't used to fighting other 473 00:26:00.759 --> 00:26:03.160 force users with lightsabers and ship. 474 00:26:03.119 --> 00:26:06.599 Well, and that's also like part of even monks and 475 00:26:06.640 --> 00:26:10.400 stuff like in the real world. They'll practice martial arts, 476 00:26:10.559 --> 00:26:12.519 not necessarily to fight, but just as a way of 477 00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:15.920 like discipline and like learning something and like learning all 478 00:26:15.960 --> 00:26:18.039 the different ways of doing it and stuff and then 479 00:26:18.079 --> 00:26:18.880 having the discipline. 480 00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:23.720 That's why they are called disciplines, you know. 481 00:26:24.559 --> 00:26:26.240 I mean, when you're not allowed to like drink or 482 00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:27.799 play video games, what else you got to do? 483 00:26:28.079 --> 00:26:33.240 Practice right, and then you have the Jedi way Seeker. 484 00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:36.079 These are the Jedi of the High Republic era. So 485 00:26:36.119 --> 00:26:39.720 there's a book out about the High Republic and it's 486 00:26:40.200 --> 00:26:43.039 it's pretty fucking solid, you know. I enjoyed it. I 487 00:26:43.480 --> 00:26:45.720 listened to it, like Max over here. 488 00:26:46.319 --> 00:26:48.200 I mean we could say we read them, but we'd 489 00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:50.079 be lying. We don't lie to our listeners. 490 00:26:51.920 --> 00:26:53.400 Yeah, that's right, credibility. 491 00:26:54.039 --> 00:26:55.519 We listen to books because we're lazy. 492 00:26:55.960 --> 00:26:59.759 Yea, No, don't turn a page. 493 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:01.480 I'm fucking over. 494 00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:03.559 Stuff. 495 00:27:03.559 --> 00:27:05.720 You gotta hold the book, open your thumbs in the middle. 496 00:27:05.759 --> 00:27:09.960 It starts to hurt. Fuck books, listen to them. 497 00:27:10.400 --> 00:27:12.240 Yeah, it is nice to be able to listen to books. 498 00:27:12.400 --> 00:27:17.319 It's awesome. But yeah, it is actually pretty cool. It 499 00:27:17.359 --> 00:27:20.599 is the Jedi were actually being Jedi. It is very cool. 500 00:27:21.720 --> 00:27:25.920 And uh yeah, they worked separately from the High Council 501 00:27:26.079 --> 00:27:28.680 and only obeyed the will of the force. So whatever 502 00:27:28.680 --> 00:27:30.480 the High Council was saying, they were like Qui gon 503 00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:34.599 kinda where he started feeding into that and like originally 504 00:27:34.720 --> 00:27:41.799 Dooku before he turned full like asshole genocidal. He got bad. 505 00:27:42.400 --> 00:27:44.680 And then you have the military ranks, which this didn't 506 00:27:44.720 --> 00:27:47.319 happen very often. It's really only the Clone Wars where 507 00:27:47.319 --> 00:27:50.359 they had these military ranks. So the Jedi commander, which 508 00:27:50.440 --> 00:27:54.200 was granted to fucking pedalans, so just children working under 509 00:27:54.240 --> 00:28:00.559 Jedi generals, just child generals in charge of child soldiers awesome, 510 00:28:00.799 --> 00:28:04.319 fuck man. And then you have the Jedi General granted 511 00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:07.799 to knights and masters only, and then I don't know, 512 00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:09.880 we should probably take a take a respite here. 513 00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:12.960 I was gonna say it, but yeah, let's we'll get 514 00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:13.720 into the rest. 515 00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:23.319 And we're back from our respites. Well, camera break, but 516 00:28:23.400 --> 00:28:25.279 we're gonna push that onto the rug and just call 517 00:28:25.319 --> 00:28:25.960 it respites. 518 00:28:27.039 --> 00:28:30.319 I like to be completely honest. The camera fucking fucks up. 519 00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:32.519 That's why there's so many episodes out there where it's 520 00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:32.960 just like. 521 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:37.240 There's no episode. Well they're covering phase two. Where's Thor? 522 00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:39.319 Where is Thor? 523 00:28:40.920 --> 00:28:41.559 In Spotify? 524 00:28:41.799 --> 00:28:44.039 That will not go up on YouTube. I guess there's 525 00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:46.160 no video to put up on Yeah. I can't figure 526 00:28:46.200 --> 00:28:49.200 it out how to like turn that around like I 527 00:28:49.440 --> 00:28:51.480 reverse it, just put up like shirtless? 528 00:28:51.640 --> 00:28:54.759 Uh like boobs boobs bouncing. 529 00:28:56.480 --> 00:28:57.960 It's a pain they asked to find. 530 00:28:58.640 --> 00:28:58.759 Uh. 531 00:28:59.200 --> 00:29:02.880 I forget what it's called. Like, we're like non Royalty 532 00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:05.599 where I can't just like copy because you run the 533 00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:07.799 risk of it getting flagged on YouTube and YouTube it's 534 00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:10.319 pretty strict with ship like that. We should catch it. 535 00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:14.599 We shouldn't talk about this on the Non Royalty. 536 00:29:14.640 --> 00:29:18.720 Boobs a big old titties. Everybody does that stuff, though. 537 00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:20.640 Do you think other people get the pictures up there? 538 00:29:20.640 --> 00:29:23.519 And I was gonna say they just put up like 539 00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:24.680 shirtless Hemsworth. 540 00:29:25.240 --> 00:29:27.839 Well you could, but we'll just call them, hey, dude, 541 00:29:28.160 --> 00:29:30.240 just you know, let's use this and be like he's 542 00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:31.240 one of our good friends. 543 00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:34.559 Yeah right, all right, Well let's get back into the 544 00:29:34.599 --> 00:29:37.839 Jedi here. Okay, we're gonna talk about their philosophy, okay, 545 00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:41.440 like what their belief system is. So the Jedi, obviously 546 00:29:41.519 --> 00:29:44.759 they're devotees to the Jedi Order, and it's an ancient 547 00:29:44.839 --> 00:29:47.599 religious group of force fielding protectors. That's what they were 548 00:29:47.640 --> 00:29:51.519 supposed to be, is just protectors. They adhere to the 549 00:29:51.640 --> 00:29:56.000 light side of the force, and they're focused on you know, calmness, 550 00:29:56.039 --> 00:29:59.279 inner peace to channel their powers from the force versus 551 00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:01.880 like when you see Sith. The they want to wield 552 00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:05.039 the force like the force flows through a Jedi kind 553 00:30:05.079 --> 00:30:09.279 of thing, like they're the instrument, whereas the Sith want 554 00:30:09.359 --> 00:30:12.200 to like control, like bending it to their will exactly. 555 00:30:12.279 --> 00:30:15.799 They you want to use the force to their advantage. 556 00:30:16.359 --> 00:30:18.359 I gotta tell you, I'd be a syth. 557 00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:22.960 It's an evil bastard. Would be gross looking too. Oh, 558 00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:26.799 I'm sure we'll pay that price, and probably uncomfortable, you know. 559 00:30:28.279 --> 00:30:29.720 Would probably get so much deeper. 560 00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:32.960 Just just a hole, like a rotting hole and just 561 00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:36.720 like you have to have like a chest like machine 562 00:30:36.880 --> 00:30:39.640 to keep you alive, and it hurts you as you 563 00:30:39.720 --> 00:30:40.400 walk and just. 564 00:30:40.359 --> 00:30:48.119 Like make me even angry natural I used just as 565 00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:51.000 a bowl for funions last night. 566 00:30:53.559 --> 00:31:02.000 Good call a funion bowl. That is hilarious. So yeah, 567 00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:04.559 they were supposed to be, you know, guardians of peace 568 00:31:04.599 --> 00:31:08.720 and justice. They sought also sought balance in the force, 569 00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:11.680 so they were looking to constantly get that balance. That's 570 00:31:12.160 --> 00:31:14.559 why there was an ancient prophecy of a chosen one 571 00:31:14.559 --> 00:31:17.480 who would destroy the Sith and bring balance to the force, 572 00:31:17.519 --> 00:31:20.240 and that the Sith haven't quite been created yet in 573 00:31:20.319 --> 00:31:22.319 this timeline, we'll get into the history a little bit, 574 00:31:22.319 --> 00:31:27.160 but like when the Sith come to be, that prophecy 575 00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:27.839 was created. 576 00:31:28.279 --> 00:31:30.400 So I feel like there's a bit of an issue 577 00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:33.759 here because their balance is there's no dark side users, 578 00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:37.039 so wouldn't they balance there it's completely unbalanced. 579 00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:39.440 Well no, not in that sense, Like we say that 580 00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:41.720 a lot, and it seems that way, but like the 581 00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:44.119 way the Jedi and the Clone Wars were using it. Yeah, 582 00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:47.720 that's very unbalanced what they had going on. But the 583 00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:52.200 Jedi seek the balance. They're not like, oh, we're all like, yeah, 584 00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:55.400 they use the Light Side, but they, like I said, 585 00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:58.359 use the Force like flows through them. So like the 586 00:31:58.400 --> 00:32:00.799 will of the Force is still doing what it was 587 00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:03.559 supposed to do versus a Sith is manipulating it to 588 00:32:03.680 --> 00:32:05.759 their will. Does that make sense? 589 00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:07.680 I think so? 590 00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.799 But so like they are trying to get that balance. 591 00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:12.319 They just got corrupted by the Dark Side and the 592 00:32:12.359 --> 00:32:15.119 Clone Wars. You know, their their vision got clouded and 593 00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:17.480 what they were supposed to be. And obviously, like I 594 00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:20.599 said earlier, they're all people. So like throughout the ages, 595 00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:23.799 they changed throughout the times as the galaxy changed too, 596 00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:26.400 Like they matched the galaxy at certain points, they were 597 00:32:26.440 --> 00:32:28.880 a little bit stricter sometimes. And we'll get into that 598 00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:31.480 and Lore a little bit here. Does that make sense? 599 00:32:31.559 --> 00:32:32.039 I think so? 600 00:32:32.440 --> 00:32:38.839 Okay, kind of zoned up, I'm ask a question to then, 601 00:32:38.960 --> 00:32:46.480 just just watching my mouth, I was paying joke. It's 602 00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:52.079 like in fucking all the movies, just Captad Cat, do 603 00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:59.079 you get your biddy? That's Max just listening to meet 604 00:33:00.039 --> 00:33:05.960 honor stop. Did it again? 605 00:33:06.920 --> 00:33:07.599 Is that loud? 606 00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:10.400 No? I think it's the noise you're making. Oh no, 607 00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:14.240 things are dying around it thinks like that. 608 00:33:14.519 --> 00:33:17.599 It thinks it sounds like just recycling in the mic and. 609 00:33:18.160 --> 00:33:27.200 Oh that's hilarious. Whoa you tell me to stop? Uh yeah? 610 00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:31.480 In uh in combat, they they would meditate, you know, 611 00:33:31.559 --> 00:33:34.559 to try to find serenity in their mind, and they 612 00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:37.039 would use patience to focus. That's how they focused their 613 00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:42.319 powers was through patience, meditation, calmness, like at ease, let 614 00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:44.079 go all those fucking things. 615 00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:45.960 You could do that in Crimson Desert. 616 00:33:46.359 --> 00:33:47.400 That's pretty fucking sweet. 617 00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:49.680 Just in the middle of battle you just focus up. 618 00:33:50.039 --> 00:33:53.519 Things start moving slow blocking you tech you goddamn one 619 00:33:54.440 --> 00:33:56.720 like well, I mean, not unblockable at text. 620 00:33:56.759 --> 00:33:59.880 But you know that's why. Like an example in the movies, 621 00:34:00.079 --> 00:34:02.480 when Qui Goun's fighting Ball and he like crouches down, 622 00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:05.920 you know, puts his lightsaber away, and he just meditates 623 00:34:05.920 --> 00:34:08.079 there for he's trying to like prep for battle. That's 624 00:34:08.079 --> 00:34:11.599 how they prep for battle. You know, Sith just gets 625 00:34:11.639 --> 00:34:16.880 angry and forth looking for motherfucker to kill, choke out 626 00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:22.960 or something, and then they go into battle. A little 627 00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:26.440 different there, you know, two sides of I guess kind 628 00:34:26.440 --> 00:34:28.119 of the same coin when you think about it, because 629 00:34:28.119 --> 00:34:32.039 they're both. You know, children of the Force just use 630 00:34:32.079 --> 00:34:35.679 it in different ways. They only use combat when necessary, 631 00:34:35.960 --> 00:34:38.719 only in self defense, as we know. But Clone Wars 632 00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:42.159 kind of disproved a lot of that. The lightsaber or 633 00:34:42.239 --> 00:34:45.400 laser sword was their choice of weapon, which was limiting 634 00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:48.679 in combat on purpose. So like instead of just using black, 635 00:34:48.760 --> 00:34:51.239 imagine a Jedi with a blaster you never miss how 636 00:34:51.239 --> 00:34:55.760 would you miss miss him? 637 00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:57.400 You could just be like you just stay there. 638 00:35:00.360 --> 00:35:02.800 That's like a whole other level of executing somebody. 639 00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:04.760 You can just take the force and like direct your 640 00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:07.840 blaster as like a homing blaster, Like it would be 641 00:35:08.079 --> 00:35:08.800 so unfair. 642 00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:12.320 Imagine like you slow it down so the person just 643 00:35:12.360 --> 00:35:16.239 sees it comes to oh fuck corners and ship. 644 00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:18.199 Like magneto with the coin. 645 00:35:18.760 --> 00:35:25.880 Ah feeling every like even fucking hold the person then 646 00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:30.239 slow down so it's just you got it, horrible fuck man. 647 00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:36.199 I don't know if you could do that. It's just hot. Yeah. Yeah. 648 00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:38.719 It was powered by a force imbued kyber crystal, and 649 00:35:38.760 --> 00:35:41.800 it contained it was contained by a force barrier. That's 650 00:35:41.800 --> 00:35:45.360 how it's maintained. Its shape. It was a symbol of 651 00:35:45.440 --> 00:35:47.880 the care that they took with their gifts. So they 652 00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:50.639 didn't want to like be too aggressive with their ship, 653 00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:53.840 like they could be crazy powerful Jedi. I mean, but 654 00:35:53.880 --> 00:35:55.119 they like restrained themselves. 655 00:35:55.159 --> 00:35:55.280 You know. 656 00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:59.880 It's all about that discipline, that discipline. Much fun of him. 657 00:36:00.840 --> 00:36:03.119 Discipline you said disciplined. 658 00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:09.039 He was talking about discipline with the seven forms you 659 00:36:09.199 --> 00:36:09.880 I'm choking. 660 00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:13.000 Okay, Jesus, that's too I can't use it again in 661 00:36:13.000 --> 00:36:13.840 this episode. 662 00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:18.880 Got me with that one. I thought you were serious 663 00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:23.079 and we just talked about that ten minutes ago. Take 664 00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:27.360 one in your brain. I'm just sitting over here. I 665 00:36:27.400 --> 00:36:33.559 mean sometimes I've seen it. I've seen it that. 666 00:36:33.599 --> 00:36:35.119 When we're actually doing an episode. 667 00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:38.519 Well true, Oh yeah, it was totally blackout, drum. 668 00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:44.280 It's been a while. Well all right, I guess it's 669 00:36:44.280 --> 00:36:47.159 been well, no, I haven't been blacked out a while. 670 00:36:47.159 --> 00:36:49.360 But I mean when I was blacked out during that 671 00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:50.679 one episode, I probably was. 672 00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:56.320 Just Bob, that was the time we needed this camera, 673 00:36:56.880 --> 00:36:58.800 that was the time we needed it. I was just 674 00:36:58.880 --> 00:37:07.079 didn't have it five really, yeah, Like that's exactly right. 675 00:37:07.159 --> 00:37:10.800 Max talking to the people that were. 676 00:37:11.559 --> 00:37:14.840 Trying to get through this loar here. 677 00:37:16.199 --> 00:37:21.880 Sidetrack myself. Oh that's funny reminiscing about being a fucking trunk. 678 00:37:22.079 --> 00:37:28.000 Well, yeah, that's a good point, Max, we were dude, 679 00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:29.360 I wouldn't need to go back and listen to that, 680 00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:30.119 because this ship's good. 681 00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:32.760 I don't know about that. 682 00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:36.639 In the early days, the lightsabers were called proto sabers, 683 00:37:36.639 --> 00:37:39.440 and they required a fucking backpack to power them, so 684 00:37:39.679 --> 00:37:43.960 they were super unwieldy, terrible. They relied on precision to 685 00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:47.039 accomplish their goals and to prevent further loss of life. 686 00:37:47.119 --> 00:37:50.719 So they would do the means whatever it took to 687 00:37:50.880 --> 00:37:52.840 just like kill the main bad guy kind of deal, 688 00:37:53.159 --> 00:37:55.280 or to take him out. You know, they would most 689 00:37:55.400 --> 00:37:57.719 likely try to subdue him first, but if you have 690 00:37:57.760 --> 00:37:58.920 to kill him, you got to kill him. I mean, 691 00:37:58.920 --> 00:38:01.840 that's what happens. A Jedi was to be selfless and 692 00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:04.480 to put others' needs in front of their own. It 693 00:38:04.559 --> 00:38:07.760 was impossible to be a perfect Jedi. Obviously, nobody could 694 00:38:07.760 --> 00:38:10.360 match those standards. I mean, they just they have minds 695 00:38:10.400 --> 00:38:13.079 just like you and me. You know, they're corruptible, they 696 00:38:13.079 --> 00:38:16.840 have different motives and they interpret the Jedi code in 697 00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:21.760 different ways. They're all different people. But yeah, as always, 698 00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:25.559 they were just taught to strive to be that perfect Jedi, 699 00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:28.079 like you'll never reach it, but try to be it. 700 00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:32.199 Good take. I guess the Jedi was never defenseless even 701 00:38:32.239 --> 00:38:34.079 without a weapon. Obviously he has the force in his 702 00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:38.400 fucking hand. That would be a nightmare to deal with. Like, dude, honestly, 703 00:38:38.440 --> 00:38:41.440 I would argue that they're more deadly without the fucking lightsaber. 704 00:38:41.480 --> 00:38:43.960 Like the lightsaber, like I said earlier, kind of limits them. 705 00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:46.920 They're like, I maybe that's why they only have seven forms. 706 00:38:46.920 --> 00:38:51.239 They limited it to keep it. Ah, we're here for 707 00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:53.960 the answers and we're finding them. 708 00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:56.880 Like that sounded almost like a mocking Ooh but I 709 00:38:56.920 --> 00:39:04.679 didn't mean it. We got fucking theory guy over here, 710 00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:06.360 we go. 711 00:39:14.159 --> 00:39:17.679 Ah fuck because yeah, I mean too for just open 712 00:39:17.880 --> 00:39:19.440 like you don't have to worry about it. It's just 713 00:39:21.360 --> 00:39:26.119 off of cliffs and ship just come here, choked force punches, 714 00:39:27.960 --> 00:39:31.440 damn deflecting blaster bolts with your force powers. You know, 715 00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:32.559 if you're just all focused on. 716 00:39:32.519 --> 00:39:34.199 That, you don't really see a lot of people deflect 717 00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:35.639 them with just the force. 718 00:39:35.440 --> 00:39:38.559 Though, I mean you see quite a few examples. Not 719 00:39:39.119 --> 00:39:41.400 a ship ton, but like, I mean, Vader does it 720 00:39:41.440 --> 00:39:44.880 for one an empire when he just like puts up 721 00:39:44.920 --> 00:39:48.760 his hand. There you see lightsabers straight up get blocked 722 00:39:48.840 --> 00:39:49.440 my hands. 723 00:39:50.480 --> 00:39:53.760 Well that's I mean, yeah, that's but blaster boats, I 724 00:39:53.800 --> 00:39:56.760 figured they're like moving too fast. I guess Vader just 725 00:39:56.840 --> 00:39:58.760 like straight takes it to the gauntlet though he's just 726 00:39:58.800 --> 00:40:01.159 not like Swa in the away. I guess that's what 727 00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:04.760 I was thinking of when you said, oh, yeah boats, 728 00:40:05.719 --> 00:40:08.239 I guess yeah, absorbing. 729 00:40:08.039 --> 00:40:18.679 Technically, Yeah, whoa, that's twice twice we used it. 730 00:40:19.440 --> 00:40:21.960 No more, no more. That's it. That's the limit. That 731 00:40:22.079 --> 00:40:23.920 was we're limiting ourselves like Jedi. 732 00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:25.639 That was discipline. 733 00:40:26.320 --> 00:40:29.760 Discipline, that's the that's a lesson in this episode. 734 00:40:29.960 --> 00:40:31.800 I mean, we knocked out those two real quick. 735 00:40:31.840 --> 00:40:37.360 That was quack quack real quack. Words are heard today. Man, 736 00:40:38.119 --> 00:40:41.000 it's a bad day for words like it's nice out. 737 00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:44.559 Our brains are like what the fuck? Frozen wasteland a. 738 00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:46.880 Couple of weeks ago, two days ago? 739 00:40:47.960 --> 00:40:53.840 Fuck? But yeah, as your question earlier, do they like 740 00:40:53.840 --> 00:40:56.000 like to have fun and stuff like? Yes, but they 741 00:40:56.000 --> 00:40:59.320 were also taught to not to seek excitement or like 742 00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:02.159 the thrill of an adventure because it like leads to 743 00:41:02.239 --> 00:41:04.599 like their own personal motivations kind of thing, and it 744 00:41:04.679 --> 00:41:07.119 leads to that dark side where they build that ego. 745 00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:09.960 You know. It's like just like Anakin, Like Anakin was 746 00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:12.159 all about that adventure and like trying all and it 747 00:41:12.320 --> 00:41:15.320 fucking fucked with his brain. Dude, fucked with his like 748 00:41:15.480 --> 00:41:18.280 motives and how he interpreted the force. 749 00:41:18.480 --> 00:41:23.199 That's the problem. If I'm like a fucking crazy powerful warrior, 750 00:41:23.320 --> 00:41:25.039 I feel like I would want to seek out. 751 00:41:24.920 --> 00:41:27.519 Adventure, and like, I don't know if they were some 752 00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:31.000 who did, Like I don't know, I can see like 753 00:41:31.039 --> 00:41:35.079 if if they're saying adventure means like go start ship, yeah, 754 00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:39.239 I can see it's like but starting well, well, but 755 00:41:39.280 --> 00:41:41.280 like you know, I mean if I'm just thinking the venture, 756 00:41:41.320 --> 00:41:43.559 like you just go to a fun I don't know, 757 00:41:43.719 --> 00:41:45.559 planet's got a bunch of cool mountains. You're soon was 758 00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:48.239 going to explore this mountainside Like that's not gonna make 759 00:41:48.280 --> 00:41:50.960 me evil, Like, I don't know, it's like it's kind 760 00:41:50.960 --> 00:41:51.280 of weird. 761 00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.719 It's the Yeah, So I mean some Jedi didn't in 762 00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:55.920 like I mean, Quinlan Voss is a good example. He 763 00:41:56.039 --> 00:41:59.000 was always seeking adventure. He loved like the CD Underworld 764 00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:03.280 stuff and like, uh, you had going jumping canyons and 765 00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:06.559 stuff like just doing on a motorcycle like him just 766 00:42:07.320 --> 00:42:09.800 shorts jumping dude, like he loved doing ship like that. 767 00:42:09.880 --> 00:42:11.679 And there's an episode of Clone Wars where him and 768 00:42:11.719 --> 00:42:14.760 Obi Wan are chasing down cad Bane. Very good at 769 00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:17.119 the top tier episode. That one was because you get 770 00:42:17.119 --> 00:42:19.440 to see Quinlin Vass. He's a badass dude. He's got 771 00:42:19.480 --> 00:42:21.840 fucking face paint like dreads and shades, like a Native 772 00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:22.840 American kind of guy. 773 00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:24.760 I think, I think I know who you're talking about. 774 00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:26.800 Yeah, he's got like the loincloth and like just a 775 00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:29.480 couple of straps. Like, dude, that guy's all about adventures. 776 00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:31.519 So like a loin cloth is gonna be one of 777 00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:34.880 the worst just everywhere. 778 00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:37.920 Well, I mean, I guess if he's not wearing anything, 779 00:42:37.960 --> 00:42:39.960 but like you probably wrapped up. I would imagine like 780 00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:43.280 you got like some kind of bundled shit. 781 00:42:44.239 --> 00:42:46.239 I don't know, man, it all seems very floppy. 782 00:42:46.840 --> 00:42:49.440 It could be could be. I mean Tarzan for sure. 783 00:42:49.480 --> 00:42:53.039 I mean he doesn't have any dollum is if he 784 00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:55.360 even has a dick. I mean, Gollum probably doesn't have 785 00:42:55.400 --> 00:42:58.960 a dick at all. I think he tripled away, dude. 786 00:42:59.199 --> 00:43:02.400 Just d you know, you know he put the ring 787 00:43:02.440 --> 00:43:03.480 on that a couple of times. 788 00:43:03.480 --> 00:43:07.000 Oh, for sure, he fucks the ring percent. He sucked 789 00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:10.960 the ring to climax raw. 790 00:43:18.679 --> 00:43:21.920 Yes, Bill Bogo is picking up so Sticky. 791 00:43:23.480 --> 00:43:27.519 S s finally gets it back. He's like, no, dude, 792 00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:29.440 it's bronze, it's anti bacterial. 793 00:43:31.519 --> 00:43:35.000 Still you know what happens that's tied to your life 794 00:43:35.079 --> 00:43:36.559 or is he puts it back on, he gets all 795 00:43:36.599 --> 00:43:38.800 the memories of the ring. I don't think it works 796 00:43:38.840 --> 00:43:39.039 like that. 797 00:43:39.239 --> 00:43:43.079 But he's just like, I mean when Frodo puts it on, 798 00:43:43.159 --> 00:43:44.360 sorrow and can see what's happening. 799 00:43:45.599 --> 00:43:50.159 Oh so he's like, no, no, no, he's just watching it. 800 00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:55.920 No, defiling my ring, that's not what it's for. Man, 801 00:43:57.079 --> 00:44:00.280 what a sidetrack. That one was thought about all on 802 00:44:00.400 --> 00:44:00.760 the dick. 803 00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:06.440 At least it wasn't in an actual Lord of the 804 00:44:06.480 --> 00:44:09.280 Rings episode. I always feel bad when we're doing all 805 00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:11.119 the Lord of the Ring stuff and then we just 806 00:44:11.159 --> 00:44:12.519 fucking ship all over it. 807 00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:14.800 Oh I love it. I think it makes it hilarious. 808 00:44:14.960 --> 00:44:18.280 That's what makes this show this show. We just make 809 00:44:18.320 --> 00:44:23.039 it dumb and stupid saying dumb ship what was melcour 810 00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:25.559 farting in the face and the just turned. 811 00:44:25.280 --> 00:44:30.960 Green fucking sor On showing up to get Melicore out 812 00:44:31.000 --> 00:44:33.960 and Camino, hell, Camino. 813 00:44:36.079 --> 00:44:40.920 Let's go good times. But we're gonna get back on 814 00:44:40.960 --> 00:44:43.960 track with Jedi. Al right, that's Lord of the Rings. 815 00:44:43.960 --> 00:44:45.519 We just did Lord of the Rings law. This is 816 00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:46.239 Star Wars lore. 817 00:44:46.480 --> 00:44:49.119 This is a sidetrack filled episode. 818 00:44:49.519 --> 00:44:51.639 We're off the rails here, all right. 819 00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:55.199 The war mothers got sucked up, can't talk, bring it up. 820 00:44:55.519 --> 00:44:56.719 Calm fucking the ring. 821 00:44:57.079 --> 00:44:59.599 So the life of a Jedi was full of hardship, 822 00:44:59.760 --> 00:45:02.440 and training to be a Jedi was very hard, like 823 00:45:02.599 --> 00:45:04.639 the most different, one of the most difficult things. It's 824 00:45:04.840 --> 00:45:07.519 tough to state that. Disciplined and you know, get through it. 825 00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:10.559 The Jedi way requires, you know, a lot of discipline 826 00:45:10.599 --> 00:45:14.000 in the mind and adherence to a strict code and 827 00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:17.519 strong commitment to the Jedi way. The Jedi code rules 828 00:45:17.559 --> 00:45:22.559 over each individual Jedi, and yeah, they interpret it different ways. 829 00:45:23.199 --> 00:45:25.440 We see that, Like, there's so many examples of that. 830 00:45:26.280 --> 00:45:30.679 The code did permit compassion, but attachments and possessions were 831 00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:34.440 strictly forbidden. That was a big one. Was the attachments 832 00:45:34.840 --> 00:45:39.239 and possessions. It was like probably their biggest vow where 833 00:45:39.239 --> 00:45:41.920 they're like, dude, you gotta fucking hill. This is a 834 00:45:41.960 --> 00:45:47.159 bad give up your xbox. And it's because attachments led 835 00:45:47.159 --> 00:45:50.800 to jealousy, greed, and the fear of loss, which were 836 00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:54.559 all pads to the dark side. There was some disagreement 837 00:45:54.719 --> 00:45:59.400 on what the non attachment vow actually meant, so like 838 00:45:59.400 --> 00:46:01.400 like can alludes to it, you know, like, oh, we're 839 00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:05.079 encouraged to love, like yeah, but like not like that, dude, 840 00:46:05.280 --> 00:46:07.480 Like you know, like you're getting too deep into it, 841 00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:10.159 Like you're you're allowed to have these friendships and like 842 00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:13.000 deep bonds with people, but you have to remember they're 843 00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:15.440 all connected to the force and like each one of 844 00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:18.840 those people are luminous beings, so they're all the same. 845 00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:21.239 Like you can't like put one hire on a pedestal 846 00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:24.320 because then man, it leads to jealousy and I fear 847 00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:28.480 of loss and ship. I'm talking about this. 848 00:46:29.679 --> 00:46:30.480 I was listening. 849 00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:37.039 It's fun to do, but yeah, they're you know, romance 850 00:46:37.079 --> 00:46:39.559 and stuff. It was very touchy subject, but some disagreed 851 00:46:39.559 --> 00:46:41.679 with it. Naturally. They're like, dude, I want to fuck, 852 00:46:41.840 --> 00:46:44.280 Like what do you mean, who can't fuck? I mean 853 00:46:44.320 --> 00:46:46.079 you could fuck, but like, as long as you don't 854 00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:50.199 get attached easy, there's a loophole right there. That's where 855 00:46:50.239 --> 00:46:53.199 the disagreement was. People are like, dude, so I fucked 856 00:46:53.199 --> 00:46:56.719 the chicken croissant, what's the big deal? And there's like, oh, 857 00:46:56.920 --> 00:46:59.920 you're you don't you don't feel for this woman? 858 00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:06.480 No, bro jedis. 859 00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:08.119 A fucking coming. Run dude, what. 860 00:47:11.920 --> 00:47:13.199 Fucking nailed the last night? 861 00:47:13.239 --> 00:47:15.559 And then I fucking dipped up before she even woke up? 862 00:47:16.039 --> 00:47:18.280 What happened to deeds of compassion? There was a lot 863 00:47:18.320 --> 00:47:22.119 of compassion in the moment. It just sound to come, 864 00:47:28.519 --> 00:47:30.519 this is what we're talking about, making a joke on it. 865 00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:36.400 I love it. It's the best jedi. Yeah, a little 866 00:47:36.519 --> 00:47:40.360 tribal tattoo and he's got the trees going up from 867 00:47:40.400 --> 00:47:41.400 his wrists. 868 00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:44.760 Like, oh my sister has a tattoo that well. 869 00:47:44.719 --> 00:47:47.239 On a dude, I think it's it's like the tribal 870 00:47:47.239 --> 00:47:49.800 tattoo on a girl. I don't know if it matters. 871 00:47:49.960 --> 00:47:52.760 There's some probably toxic girl tattoos I just can't think of, 872 00:47:52.800 --> 00:47:56.199 like zodiac sign maybe a little toxic. 873 00:47:55.880 --> 00:47:59.639 Right the butterfly tramp stamp yeah, are a little toxic. 874 00:47:59.840 --> 00:48:03.079 I I don't mind a tramp stamp, but this little 875 00:48:03.079 --> 00:48:05.239 tox that you're like this, she a looked crazy. 876 00:48:05.239 --> 00:48:08.199 Probably made a bad choice when she was drunk one time. 877 00:48:09.599 --> 00:48:11.679 We're off the rails again, Jesus Christ, what are. 878 00:48:11.559 --> 00:48:18.159 We doing talking about attachments and ship? You know, some 879 00:48:18.239 --> 00:48:22.360 sought to suppress their emotions and to dominate them, while 880 00:48:22.400 --> 00:48:25.000 others thought that mastering your emotions in that way was 881 00:48:25.000 --> 00:48:27.840 against the Jedi ideals. So you think about that, like 882 00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:31.320 instead of like feeling your emotions or trying to conquer 883 00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:34.719 their emotions where it's like like I can't feel mad, 884 00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:37.039 I can't feel it, and it's like no, just feel 885 00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:40.280 that way, but like wreckon, reconcile afterwards. 886 00:48:40.320 --> 00:48:44.079 You know, be a real midwestern man. Force those feelings down, 887 00:48:44.199 --> 00:48:45.199 don't feel. 888 00:48:44.960 --> 00:48:48.280 Them, cover them in beard, Maybe shed a tear in 889 00:48:48.320 --> 00:48:49.960 your car on the way home from work, and then 890 00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:53.719 get back to it, shake it off, put on some 891 00:48:53.760 --> 00:48:55.960 divorced dad rock and go to fucking town. 892 00:48:55.800 --> 00:49:10.480 Dude, rolling bowl and rolling roling breako. 893 00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:13.280 Exactly. The Jedi need to just do that. You just 894 00:49:13.320 --> 00:49:14.159 get over it, man. 895 00:49:14.119 --> 00:49:19.519 They're just. 896 00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:25.360 I'm breaking. Emotions like love were centered around letting go. 897 00:49:25.519 --> 00:49:27.480 So you can love things, but you have to like 898 00:49:27.719 --> 00:49:30.039 let them go and know that they're going to become 899 00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:32.159 part of the force when they die or if they 900 00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:34.800 leave you or something changes that. It's just that's just 901 00:49:34.840 --> 00:49:37.960 how it is. Let go that ship, boy. You know 902 00:49:38.000 --> 00:49:40.880 a lot of people need to leto. They believed romance 903 00:49:41.000 --> 00:49:43.960 was a distraction and it was wrong to tie oneself 904 00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:46.559 down to a singular attachment instead of opening it up 905 00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:48.880 to the galaxy. So it's like I said, they're all connected. 906 00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:52.239 It's kind of selfish to like go after one thing 907 00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:54.719 because then that attachment means more to you than all 908 00:49:54.719 --> 00:49:56.800 the other attachments that you're supposed to be forming. As 909 00:49:56.840 --> 00:50:00.039 a Jedi, spread the dick around exactly, spread spread I 910 00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:06.079 love relationships were valued, but they needed to balance things 911 00:50:06.079 --> 00:50:09.960 carefully because that was a very touchy subject there. It 912 00:50:10.079 --> 00:50:12.159 was like a teeter totter, you know, you go too 913 00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:15.880 far one way, going down the wrong path there. If 914 00:50:15.880 --> 00:50:18.480 someone close to the you know, to them died, they 915 00:50:18.480 --> 00:50:20.639 were allowed to mourn, but they needed to let go 916 00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:23.639 and not let emotion consume them. So you could have 917 00:50:23.719 --> 00:50:26.320 a time of morning, but like Yoda's gonna come to 918 00:50:26.360 --> 00:50:29.280 you and be like, you gotta fucking leck up out 919 00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:32.440 of it. Get over it. She gone, dude, she gone, 920 00:50:32.719 --> 00:50:35.719 you had your time. She's one with the Force Midwest, 921 00:50:35.840 --> 00:50:37.840 and you know what, you're old. You're gonna be one 922 00:50:37.880 --> 00:50:40.000 with the Force here soon too, buddy. And you're like, 923 00:50:40.079 --> 00:50:42.519 oh yeah, I kind of am should get over this 924 00:50:42.599 --> 00:50:50.079 and go live my life divorced aad Rock. So yeah, 925 00:50:50.119 --> 00:50:53.360 the Jedi accepted death and celebrated them as they became 926 00:50:53.440 --> 00:50:55.920 one with the Force instead of mourning or missing the dead. 927 00:50:55.960 --> 00:50:58.519 So a lot of Jedi went that route. They directed 928 00:50:58.559 --> 00:51:03.199 themselves through their passion instead of acting impulsively. All Jedi 929 00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:06.920 were considered brothers in the Force, and do we want 930 00:51:06.920 --> 00:51:08.159 to take another rest bite or. 931 00:51:08.159 --> 00:51:10.119 I mean we got ten more mens going here? 932 00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:12.960 All right, we'll get into like the galactic sentiment of 933 00:51:13.039 --> 00:51:16.000 what what the galaxy thought about the Jedi. So they 934 00:51:16.000 --> 00:51:18.920 were mostly viewed as noble and noble order that worked 935 00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:22.920 with the Republic as guardians of peace and justice. They 936 00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:26.440 were respected as cunning warriors by warrior like cultures and 937 00:51:26.480 --> 00:51:30.199 even by some Mandalorian clans. So they're like, I recognize you, 938 00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:32.239 I see you. He's got the schedule right there. 939 00:51:32.280 --> 00:51:34.559 It's Boba fet Jersey. 940 00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:43.320 That's right, bo. He is the best Pouni fighter. Many 941 00:51:43.360 --> 00:51:46.400 believed the Jedi were far more powerful than they actually were. So, 942 00:51:46.440 --> 00:51:48.800 like we were talking about earlier, they like deified these people. 943 00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:51.880 They are like man, they could fucking jump buildings and 944 00:51:51.920 --> 00:51:55.480 fucking just tear through armies and stuff, and like you 945 00:51:55.519 --> 00:51:58.840 see it in episode one when they're like, nobody could 946 00:51:58.920 --> 00:52:02.320 kill a Jedi, like like, well, I don't know about that. 947 00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:07.039 You'll see at the end of the movie on his 948 00:52:07.079 --> 00:52:12.159 own death. Keep watching, you'll see fuck rest in peace. 949 00:52:13.960 --> 00:52:17.360 And there was also in the Force, Well, that's true, 950 00:52:18.199 --> 00:52:18.679 that's true. 951 00:52:18.800 --> 00:52:24.760 Celebrate fuck yeh die. 952 00:52:24.119 --> 00:52:26.000 Back to Lord of the Rings, son of a Bitch. 953 00:52:29.000 --> 00:52:30.880 And I want to elaborate on that, but I can't 954 00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:34.920 get into it because we go Q sidetrack. So let's 955 00:52:34.920 --> 00:52:39.239 stay on track here, staying disciplined, disciplined. 956 00:52:39.320 --> 00:52:43.360 Wow, we never do it. 957 00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:48.239 There was also an anti anti Jedi sentiment that waxed 958 00:52:48.280 --> 00:52:52.039 and waned throughout history. Some clans of Mandalorians despised the 959 00:52:52.119 --> 00:52:56.360 Jedi throughout history. The Sith, which were the Jedi ancient enemies, 960 00:52:56.400 --> 00:53:00.440 sought to purge them constantly, and some groups leave the 961 00:53:00.480 --> 00:53:03.679 Jedi abused the force and caused more of the suffering 962 00:53:03.719 --> 00:53:06.400 in the galaxy with their practices. I don't know how 963 00:53:06.400 --> 00:53:09.800 you believe that you have a couple of bad interactions 964 00:53:09.800 --> 00:53:11.719 with the Jedi. I guess you can. I could see 965 00:53:11.800 --> 00:53:15.480 going down that route. The Jedi order was ever changing, 966 00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:18.119 and so was the galaxy and their members. Like we 967 00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:22.119 talked about earlier, different times presented different practices. During the 968 00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:25.440 High Republic era, Jedi were very compassionate and made sure 969 00:53:25.559 --> 00:53:28.440 to show great acts of compassion to those who were suffering. 970 00:53:28.920 --> 00:53:30.400 That's where they went to most. It was like the 971 00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:33.440 Outer Rim. They were exploring that, trying to expand the 972 00:53:33.480 --> 00:53:36.719 Republic in the High Republic era, and they were helping 973 00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:38.800 a lot of those people who were like bullied by 974 00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:42.079 all the fucking pirates and scum and villainy out there. 975 00:53:44.440 --> 00:53:47.039 Jedi in the Late Republic era took to their non 976 00:53:47.079 --> 00:53:50.159 attachment valve very seriously and often left out those who 977 00:53:50.199 --> 00:53:53.079 were suffering. So they were like, can't help you. I 978 00:53:53.119 --> 00:53:56.239 gotta stay neutral. Yeah, it's like you're too neutral now, 979 00:53:56.280 --> 00:53:57.000 Like what the fuck? 980 00:53:57.840 --> 00:53:59.400 But you're going through some shit. 981 00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:02.960 Yeah. But either way, people were bitching. They were like, oh, 982 00:54:03.000 --> 00:54:05.280 you're just trying to spread your fucking light side bullshit 983 00:54:05.360 --> 00:54:07.280 on us, and it's like, well, yeah, it helps, and 984 00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:09.719 then other people were like, well you're not doing it enough. 985 00:54:11.239 --> 00:54:13.760 I can't fucking win, dude. And obviously, I mean they're 986 00:54:13.800 --> 00:54:17.199 in that position it for that reason or trying to 987 00:54:17.199 --> 00:54:19.920 find that balance there, there's always going to be can't 988 00:54:19.960 --> 00:54:23.039 make it. No, I just came up with that. 989 00:54:24.320 --> 00:54:25.239 Never heard that before ever. 990 00:54:25.639 --> 00:54:32.199 Really we get a call trademarket, who do we call copyright? 991 00:54:36.039 --> 00:54:39.639 But yeah, then this left people feeling very bitter towards 992 00:54:40.119 --> 00:54:42.199 the Order, and that's how we kind of led into 993 00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:45.800 like the Clone Wars there, stuff like that. Now we 994 00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:48.480 can get into a little bit of the history of 995 00:54:48.679 --> 00:54:51.320 the Jedi, and this is kind of like a summarized 996 00:54:51.400 --> 00:54:53.480 version of it because there's a lot of stuff. 997 00:54:53.559 --> 00:54:56.079 I can get into almost like thousands and thousands of 998 00:54:56.159 --> 00:54:57.079 years of it or something. 999 00:54:57.440 --> 00:54:59.840 Yeah, there's a lot of shit, and honestly, it's not 1000 00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:03.079 is filled in as like loader lore. Like all that 1001 00:55:03.119 --> 00:55:04.440 shit is very fleshed out. 1002 00:55:04.440 --> 00:55:07.320 Star Wars, and a lot of it has like talking right, 1003 00:55:07.400 --> 00:55:09.639 write more about a fucking leaf that fell off a 1004 00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:10.639 tree exactly. 1005 00:55:11.119 --> 00:55:13.519 A lot of it is like written in retrospect, you know, 1006 00:55:13.599 --> 00:55:16.320 like they just kind of add this stuff to the past, 1007 00:55:16.360 --> 00:55:19.119 which I'm fine with, Like that the original trilogy, it's 1008 00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:21.480 pretty much all they had, and there was a history 1009 00:55:21.519 --> 00:55:24.239 that George Lucas kind of had in mind, but it's 1010 00:55:24.320 --> 00:55:30.119 just been expanded upon massively by other directors and people 1011 00:55:30.159 --> 00:55:34.239 who have picked up the rights and stuff Disney, and 1012 00:55:34.280 --> 00:55:37.679 I love it, honestly. I love going back and adding 1013 00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:40.039 things that you can add because there's so many cool 1014 00:55:40.119 --> 00:55:44.480 times in this history they're just mentioned, Like the Clone 1015 00:55:44.519 --> 00:55:46.599 Wars was just mentioned in the original trilogy, and then 1016 00:55:46.599 --> 00:55:48.360 they just made movie about it, you know, and then 1017 00:55:48.400 --> 00:55:51.480 they had a series about it that came out, you know, animated, 1018 00:55:51.519 --> 00:55:54.079 but like sweet, like it fills in that gap. I 1019 00:55:54.079 --> 00:55:54.639 love that shit. 1020 00:55:55.079 --> 00:55:58.320 M But for some reason, they're just sticking to the 1021 00:55:58.320 --> 00:55:59.199 Skywalker time. 1022 00:56:00.519 --> 00:56:02.079 They gotta get away from it. I mean there's no 1023 00:56:02.199 --> 00:56:02.679 choice now. 1024 00:56:02.719 --> 00:56:07.719 I mean, well, yeah, get it, don't get They're just 1025 00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:09.960 gonna make a movie about Luke on that fucking island 1026 00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:13.800 for forty years. Yeah, I mean, just suking on that 1027 00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:14.800 weird dinosaur tit. 1028 00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:20.400 The Jedi were an ancient order that existed for over 1029 00:56:20.440 --> 00:56:24.119 one thousand generations. The Jedi order was established at the 1030 00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:28.079 first Jedi temple on Octo. Speaking of that fucking island, 1031 00:56:28.639 --> 00:56:31.199 drigging that milk, that titty milt. Oh wait, that was 1032 00:56:31.480 --> 00:56:37.400 the same, that's the very first Jedi temple. Yep, no shit, yes, sir, I. 1033 00:56:37.320 --> 00:56:39.239 Feel like I probably knew that. But also I've had 1034 00:56:39.239 --> 00:56:40.320 a couple of beers. 1035 00:56:41.239 --> 00:56:44.239 And it was created by his name is just the 1036 00:56:44.239 --> 00:56:51.360 prime JEDID Jedi prime Transformer. Yeah, dude, he's fucking got 1037 00:56:51.360 --> 00:56:54.199 the matrix of leadership. It's kinda I mean, he had 1038 00:56:54.239 --> 00:56:57.480 a symbol and it was like a Jedi and meditation 1039 00:56:58.400 --> 00:57:00.840 and like one side was light once I was dark, 1040 00:57:00.920 --> 00:57:08.239 so balance the original ideals. They built temples on other worlds, 1041 00:57:08.280 --> 00:57:11.159 such as Curissant, which was their first one. They made 1042 00:57:11.199 --> 00:57:15.920 their headquarters Ossis Tython, which is the one that Grogu 1043 00:57:16.599 --> 00:57:20.559 calls out to Luke from, and Jedda, which we all 1044 00:57:20.599 --> 00:57:25.079 know from World one. They allied themselves very like, very 1045 00:57:25.079 --> 00:57:28.280 closely with the Democratic Galactic Republic and the Galactic Senate 1046 00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:31.840 because their cause was overall just as far as the 1047 00:57:31.840 --> 00:57:33.320 galaxy is concerned. It's like, do you want to be 1048 00:57:33.400 --> 00:57:36.320 ruled by pirates and huts and like have lawlessness or 1049 00:57:36.320 --> 00:57:38.559 do you want the Republic? And it's I mean, yeah, 1050 00:57:39.000 --> 00:57:41.760 bring me into the Republic. I have representation. I can 1051 00:57:41.800 --> 00:57:44.599 pass bills and like vote on shit. So much better 1052 00:57:44.639 --> 00:57:48.320 than being ruled by mobs or like warlords or just 1053 00:57:48.360 --> 00:57:51.719 like a king, like yeah, exactly. And then I have 1054 00:57:51.800 --> 00:57:54.400 support if some shit goes wrong, like I can bring 1055 00:57:54.440 --> 00:57:57.320 it to the Senate and they can send help, and 1056 00:57:57.440 --> 00:58:00.880 help from the Jedi the I back in you fuck 1057 00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:03.960 yeah dude. And now we'll get into the wars of 1058 00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:07.480 the Old Republic. So there was once a rogue Jedi 1059 00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:10.599 who was exiled from the Order for using the dark Side. 1060 00:58:11.039 --> 00:58:14.559 This was the first Sith. Yeah, pretty cool. He gained 1061 00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:17.239 followers kind of like sourn. 1062 00:58:17.719 --> 00:58:20.000 Hey, listen, this guy suck. 1063 00:58:20.360 --> 00:58:22.280 You want something, you want to hear some sick riffs, 1064 00:58:22.840 --> 00:58:28.719 come this way. We're gonna get on the fucking road. 1065 00:58:28.760 --> 00:58:33.679 You want some divorced dad rock dude? Hell yeah. He 1066 00:58:33.800 --> 00:58:36.119 gained followers, which led to the creation of the Sith. 1067 00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:41.119 They were originally called Dark Jedi. The Sith were also 1068 00:58:41.480 --> 00:58:44.159 a people, so they shared the name with an actual people. 1069 00:58:44.519 --> 00:58:49.400 They were like redskin and like tentically like chin fucking yeah. 1070 00:58:49.440 --> 00:58:51.039 It was pretty. They're pretty gross looking. 1071 00:58:51.199 --> 00:58:53.360 I almost asked where they got the name from, but 1072 00:58:53.400 --> 00:58:54.559 I figured you're gonna tell. 1073 00:58:54.679 --> 00:58:56.599 I don't know where they got the name from. I 1074 00:58:56.639 --> 00:58:58.400 thought you just said that there was a people. It 1075 00:58:58.480 --> 00:59:00.880 was a people and they were susceptible to the dark Side, 1076 00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:03.559 So maybe that's where the Sith religion got their name from. 1077 00:59:03.599 --> 00:59:05.679 I guess. I don't know if it was just a 1078 00:59:05.719 --> 00:59:07.360 coincidence where they're like, we want to be called the 1079 00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:10.119 Sith and they're like, oh, there's already a fucking people 1080 00:59:10.159 --> 00:59:13.880 out there, and they're like, wait, wait their dark side sensitive. 1081 00:59:14.199 --> 00:59:16.199 Oh I thought you I thought they met them, and 1082 00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:16.960 then they all. 1083 00:59:16.920 --> 00:59:19.280 Right, I don't think so, dude. I I don't know. 1084 00:59:19.360 --> 00:59:22.360 There wasn't I mean, I could get into it, but 1085 00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:24.079 I figured out do an episode on the Sith and 1086 00:59:24.119 --> 00:59:27.239 we can probably learn about it then together, because I 1087 00:59:27.239 --> 00:59:29.039 don't know off the top of my head. All I 1088 00:59:29.119 --> 00:59:30.679 know is is that they shared a name. I don't 1089 00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:33.320 know if it's coincidence or if they, like, like what 1090 00:59:33.400 --> 00:59:35.519 you said, where they met them and they're like, these 1091 00:59:35.559 --> 00:59:38.079 guys are susceptible to the dark Side and they're red. 1092 00:59:38.639 --> 00:59:40.599 We love red Sith. 1093 00:59:40.639 --> 00:59:43.960 Where the Sith I don't appreciate the red hate. 1094 00:59:44.199 --> 00:59:48.639 Hey, you want to be dark Side? There you go, 1095 00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:51.000 don't worry about it. Then what do you have to 1096 00:59:51.000 --> 00:59:55.920 worry about the power of the dark Side is real, dude, 1097 00:59:55.920 --> 01:00:00.920 It'll win all they hate. Dude, who's gonname? It's sucking fable, Like, 1098 01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:06.199 who's the Oh you look like they. 1099 01:00:04.719 --> 01:00:07.679 Just bring a taser into the fucking studio. 1100 01:00:09.880 --> 01:00:19.440 Force lightning. I'm just getting just pissed myself on the air, and. 1101 01:00:19.400 --> 01:00:22.559 Then we'll get our cameras out. 1102 01:00:24.280 --> 01:00:25.440 Look at this loser. 1103 01:00:26.199 --> 01:00:31.280 You dummy pissed himself. Fuck al right, before we get 1104 01:00:31.280 --> 01:00:33.360 back on track, we probably should take that respite. 1105 01:00:33.400 --> 01:00:35.239 Okay, yeah, because this is pretty long here, so. 1106 01:00:35.320 --> 01:00:37.679 I figured it was a I did it on purpose, 1107 01:00:40.760 --> 01:00:42.320 cracking bruise, pop the pot. 1108 01:00:42.440 --> 01:00:48.079 Let's go back from our respite. You're the one doing 1109 01:00:48.119 --> 01:00:51.679 the episode. I didn't drink, dude, Do you see me drinking? 1110 01:00:51.679 --> 01:00:55.519 We just took a respite. I just cracked this one. 1111 01:00:55.519 --> 01:00:56.719 What do you want me to do? Crack it during 1112 01:00:56.719 --> 01:00:57.920 the respite when we're not on Mike. 1113 01:00:58.480 --> 01:01:02.960 No, well, then you crack it and then from me right. 1114 01:01:02.800 --> 01:01:04.880 Now, You're like the Jedi can't win either. 1115 01:01:04.800 --> 01:01:09.000 Way exactly, can't make everybody, honestly, in my opinion, it's 1116 01:01:09.039 --> 01:01:11.119 his fault for looking at me while doing it and 1117 01:01:11.159 --> 01:01:15.280 not saying that goddamn word to like supplement. Nobody talking 1118 01:01:15.360 --> 01:01:16.079 in your opinion? 1119 01:01:16.599 --> 01:01:26.280 Easy, no, no, you God like forty callbacks in this. 1120 01:01:28.960 --> 01:01:32.480 It's two times. All right, it's enough. I hear it again. 1121 01:01:32.519 --> 01:01:33.559 The episode's over. 1122 01:01:33.719 --> 01:01:35.440 I think that the saying that it's spent two times 1123 01:01:35.559 --> 01:01:38.039 is getting older. Yes, I'm saying I spent two times. 1124 01:01:37.679 --> 01:01:41.159 That's too mean. I've said it way more than two times. 1125 01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:46.960 I know, ruining that one's over break our rules? Who 1126 01:01:47.000 --> 01:01:57.400 were breaking the code? No? So then yeah, the Sith 1127 01:01:57.400 --> 01:02:00.239 people were also, you know, they were susceptible to the 1128 01:02:00.320 --> 01:02:02.039 dark side of the forest, so they usually were dark 1129 01:02:02.079 --> 01:02:05.440 side users, kind of like malls people zabraks. 1130 01:02:05.599 --> 01:02:06.519 I think they're called. 1131 01:02:06.400 --> 01:02:15.639 It, oh, dark side like delayed burps like they were 1132 01:02:15.679 --> 01:02:18.920 still coming up, man, bubbly, I had to hear that, 1133 01:02:19.119 --> 01:02:21.199 like high definition. 1134 01:02:20.760 --> 01:02:26.960 Is they were. Yeah, by five thousand b b y 1135 01:02:27.360 --> 01:02:28.760 so very long time. 1136 01:02:28.719 --> 01:02:31.320 Brazilian butt lift. I know that's hell. 1137 01:02:33.519 --> 01:02:44.719 Letters are hard now noft but yes Brazilian, but yes 1138 01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:50.079 we got there. So five thousand bby began the one 1139 01:02:50.159 --> 01:02:52.920 hundred years Darkness. This was a time when the Sith 1140 01:02:53.000 --> 01:02:55.719 order was formed and their whole world was claimed on 1141 01:02:55.880 --> 01:03:02.840 Cora Band later known as Mara Band. All right, say 1142 01:03:02.880 --> 01:03:09.559 something smart there, man, I got nothing. They constructed, They 1143 01:03:09.599 --> 01:03:11.039 constructed temples. 1144 01:03:12.239 --> 01:03:16.639 I just have this weird influence. I say, dumb ship 1145 01:03:17.239 --> 01:03:17.920 when I don't. 1146 01:03:18.719 --> 01:03:24.039 You have to It's like, look at you, I'm good. 1147 01:03:24.920 --> 01:03:25.880 Makes perfect sense to me. 1148 01:03:28.760 --> 01:03:31.840 So they constructed temples and tombs in what was called 1149 01:03:31.880 --> 01:03:36.280 the Valley of the Dark Lords. They all got sick names. 1150 01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:39.960 The Jedi and Sith became bitter enemies. This led to 1151 01:03:40.079 --> 01:03:43.440 many wars, The Sith War, the Battle of Taco Donna, 1152 01:03:43.679 --> 01:03:47.440 which was you know, five thousand males Kanada's joint, dude, 1153 01:03:47.480 --> 01:03:50.400 that that castle was built on top of the final 1154 01:03:50.440 --> 01:03:53.159 Battle of well, the Battle of Taka Donna. 1155 01:03:53.400 --> 01:03:53.679 Nice. 1156 01:03:53.800 --> 01:03:58.039 Yeah, a lot of people died Tacos. Oh yeah, And 1157 01:03:58.360 --> 01:04:02.039 the Great Hyperspace War, the Great Sith War, the Great 1158 01:04:02.079 --> 01:04:06.159 Scourge of malikor which, dude, the Sith had a weapon 1159 01:04:06.199 --> 01:04:08.599 that went off and just it was like nukes, Like 1160 01:04:08.639 --> 01:04:11.360 it just froze motherfuckers in place. Dude, They're just like 1161 01:04:11.440 --> 01:04:15.199 stone people standing there. You could go see them in 1162 01:04:15.360 --> 01:04:18.239 like Ezra Bridger in Rebels goes and sees them. 1163 01:04:18.280 --> 01:04:23.079 So during that POMPEII, Yeah, I guess the opposite because POMPEII, 1164 01:04:23.079 --> 01:04:26.199 I guess one of like voids where the people were 1165 01:04:26.440 --> 01:04:28.159 when they got crisps crisped up. 1166 01:04:28.920 --> 01:04:33.559 That's the place where Ahsoka duels Vader for the final time. Oh, 1167 01:04:33.599 --> 01:04:37.880 it's at Malikor And I think mal takes them back 1168 01:04:37.920 --> 01:04:39.119 there in Rebels. 1169 01:04:39.239 --> 01:04:44.400 Wasn't Malikoor in one of the Kotor Games? It might 1170 01:04:44.440 --> 01:04:46.039 have been, Yeah, I feel like it might have been. 1171 01:04:46.199 --> 01:04:48.880 Yeah, yeah, that was around I mean that was around 1172 01:04:48.880 --> 01:04:52.960 this time. I think it was during that war with 1173 01:04:53.199 --> 01:04:57.480 Revn and what was the other fucking dudes, Malick Malick. Yeah. 1174 01:04:57.559 --> 01:04:59.400 See, I don't just make stupid comments. 1175 01:05:00.119 --> 01:05:04.320 I think they were part of that, or maybe it 1176 01:05:04.360 --> 01:05:06.599 happened just before something like that. I don't know, just 1177 01:05:06.639 --> 01:05:07.400 off the top of my head. 1178 01:05:07.400 --> 01:05:09.760 I can't really that'll be the Sith episode. 1179 01:05:10.000 --> 01:05:13.559 Probably maybe, probably, Yeah, I mean they're a big part 1180 01:05:13.599 --> 01:05:17.440 of their history and stuff. But yeah, and all these 1181 01:05:17.480 --> 01:05:19.599 like other wars and stuff like we could get into 1182 01:05:19.639 --> 01:05:22.880 it here, but dude, it's like those are episodes in 1183 01:05:22.920 --> 01:05:24.760 their own, like the Sith War and stuff like that. 1184 01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:30.840 So another splinter group emerged and they call themselves the 1185 01:05:31.000 --> 01:05:35.039 or do You espect To. Some records say that they 1186 01:05:35.039 --> 01:05:38.280 hoped to give immortality to everyone in the galaxy. It's 1187 01:05:38.360 --> 01:05:42.559 kind of force ghosts, but like living force ghosts. Some 1188 01:05:42.599 --> 01:05:45.480 records say that they hoped to give immortality to everyone. 1189 01:05:45.599 --> 01:05:48.880 Other records say that they sacrifice peedawans to achieve their goals. 1190 01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:54.400 Jesus Christ, WHOA. So the Jedi and the Ordu came 1191 01:05:54.440 --> 01:05:57.000 to blows and it ended in a peace treaty. The 1192 01:05:57.039 --> 01:05:59.760 treaty allowed the Order to continue their research, but the 1193 01:05:59.800 --> 01:06:03.079 j I would oversee it and inspect it. So the 1194 01:06:03.119 --> 01:06:06.079 doom of the Ordu aspect to resulted in the end 1195 01:06:06.159 --> 01:06:09.519 of the splinter group. This is pretty crazy, dude. A 1196 01:06:09.599 --> 01:06:13.840 man named Ruhr Are you are? Are you are? Ruor? 1197 01:06:14.519 --> 01:06:17.559 He downloaded his mind into a computer which then commanded 1198 01:06:17.599 --> 01:06:20.679 all the droids. It made like Rure Supreme or some shit. 1199 01:06:20.920 --> 01:06:23.159 Commanded all the droids on the station to kill everybody, 1200 01:06:23.599 --> 01:06:26.280 and it killed everybody, and there were Jedi inspectors on board. 1201 01:06:26.440 --> 01:06:29.559 So the inspectors like blasted the whole station into hyperspace 1202 01:06:29.599 --> 01:06:32.960 and blew it up and sacked the body hard. So 1203 01:06:33.039 --> 01:06:33.679 everyone died. 1204 01:06:34.239 --> 01:06:36.440 I died heroes really sure did. 1205 01:06:38.039 --> 01:06:42.199 One of the jediins if you ask from my point 1206 01:06:42.239 --> 01:06:48.000 of view, the jer I ruined it, ruined it. 1207 01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:49.920 I mean I would have said it a few. 1208 01:06:51.840 --> 01:06:54.199 In the aftermath of what it was known as the 1209 01:06:54.280 --> 01:06:57.320 Corsair Wars, which I want to know what those are about, dude. 1210 01:06:57.320 --> 01:06:59.039 I actually looked into this and there's not a whole 1211 01:06:59.039 --> 01:07:01.159 lot of information on it. So somebody's gotta write some. 1212 01:07:01.119 --> 01:07:04.840 Ship Corsairs of Umbar back to Lord of. 1213 01:07:06.119 --> 01:07:07.000 A Star Wars lore. 1214 01:07:07.920 --> 01:07:10.480 I mean, Cideclaps is dead. I think is named Corsair. 1215 01:07:11.239 --> 01:07:19.119 So that's x men, Okay, Corsairs nice. So yeah, in 1216 01:07:19.159 --> 01:07:25.039 the aftermath of the Corsair Wars, a Jedi master ooh 1217 01:07:25.159 --> 01:07:32.079 ob oh oh apostrophe, oh Bob. 1218 01:07:33.840 --> 01:07:36.679 I mean I kind of think you guys need to 1219 01:07:36.719 --> 01:07:42.960 look on the YouTube to see Justin's expression when he just. 1220 01:07:43.039 --> 01:07:49.199 The it's just ridiculous. He broke doctrine and created what 1221 01:07:49.360 --> 01:07:51.719 was known as the far Killer. It was a sniper 1222 01:07:51.719 --> 01:07:54.320 that could shoot lightsabers from extreme distances. 1223 01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:57.119 Wait, like, the bullets are lightsabers. 1224 01:07:57.119 --> 01:08:00.159 The bullets are not blaster bolts, they are lightsabers, are 1225 01:08:00.239 --> 01:08:02.280 little lightsabers that are traveling it. 1226 01:08:02.360 --> 01:08:06.000 So is it just like they control that tiny little bullet. 1227 01:08:06.039 --> 01:08:07.519 It's like a force. 1228 01:08:07.280 --> 01:08:11.280 Contained and then kill it. Does it just it's like 1229 01:08:11.320 --> 01:08:14.159 the freezing bullet. It disappears after it goes through somebody 1230 01:08:14.679 --> 01:08:15.639 let it. 1231 01:08:16.319 --> 01:08:18.439 But imagine it's gonna just go right through them and 1232 01:08:18.479 --> 01:08:19.680 just keep going. 1233 01:08:19.800 --> 01:08:21.680 But then if he just disbands the force of it 1234 01:08:21.840 --> 01:08:23.520 for not containing that bullet size, and. 1235 01:08:24.039 --> 01:08:26.960 So did he used the force to hold the bullet. 1236 01:08:27.079 --> 01:08:30.800 That's how lightsabers, the kyber crystals would hold it because like. 1237 01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:35.159 The tyberrystal, a little cyber crystals in the bullets. 1238 01:08:34.680 --> 01:08:37.960 In the in the gun, I believe. So the gun 1239 01:08:38.000 --> 01:08:41.560 is able to generate that lazy and then it like 1240 01:08:41.640 --> 01:08:43.359 cuts it off, so it's like a needle and it 1241 01:08:43.399 --> 01:08:47.439 shoots it out basically pretty much, dude, I mean jesus, 1242 01:08:47.600 --> 01:08:50.159 it's rowdy, and it's super fucking accurate, like it's not 1243 01:08:50.239 --> 01:08:53.039 gonna fall off, and it's shooting super fast because it's 1244 01:08:53.119 --> 01:08:55.600 lightsaber ship. So it's like a mini death Star in 1245 01:08:55.640 --> 01:08:58.359 your hand. Yeah kind of thing. That's what it's like. 1246 01:08:58.680 --> 01:09:01.439 I would, I would, that's exactly what it's like. 1247 01:09:01.560 --> 01:09:05.520 Many death Star technology instead of killing planets that kills people. 1248 01:09:05.479 --> 01:09:09.359 Yeah, very efficiently. So he was exiled for that act. 1249 01:09:10.319 --> 01:09:14.119 The Great Jedi Library on Assis was destroyed at some 1250 01:09:14.199 --> 01:09:17.520 point before the construction of the Temple on Courissant. Some 1251 01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:21.920 of the hollowed tapes were evacuated and they were brought 1252 01:09:21.920 --> 01:09:25.600 to Coroissant, which that started the Jedi Archives. During the 1253 01:09:25.640 --> 01:09:28.359 reign of the Old Republic, the Mandalorians launched a series 1254 01:09:28.399 --> 01:09:30.720 of wars which brought them into conflict with the Jedi, 1255 01:09:31.239 --> 01:09:34.960 and that was the Mandalorian Crusades, the Mandalorian Wars. Mandalor 1256 01:09:35.039 --> 01:09:37.720 the Great led the Mandalorians against the Jedi, and they 1257 01:09:37.760 --> 01:09:42.039 developed their signature best armor to fight them, which is 1258 01:09:42.119 --> 01:09:48.479 resistant to lightsabers. As we all know, there is there, there, there, there, there, there, there, 1259 01:09:48.520 --> 01:09:53.640 there there there mine. Uh. But yeah, the war against 1260 01:09:53.640 --> 01:09:56.479 the Mandalorians ended in a decisive Jedi victory and the 1261 01:09:56.520 --> 01:10:01.000 final battles, you know, they left Mandalor are fucked up. 1262 01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:04.119 Mandalor's surface was devastated. 1263 01:10:03.640 --> 01:10:06.239 After it wasn't like basically kind of glassed. 1264 01:10:06.119 --> 01:10:09.079 Yeah, pretty much. I mean by both sides, by like 1265 01:10:09.239 --> 01:10:11.479 Mandalor and the Republic, there was just so much war 1266 01:10:11.560 --> 01:10:14.800 going on, and then by themselves. Later on during the 1267 01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:17.840 Mandalorian Civil War, they bombed themselves nice. So they're just 1268 01:10:17.880 --> 01:10:22.399 bombing the ship always smart, consistently bomb your neighbors. They're 1269 01:10:22.399 --> 01:10:26.439 a lot like Krogan, you know, it's murdering one another constantly. 1270 01:10:29.159 --> 01:10:33.800 But yeah, devastated the surface of Mandalor. The fourth sensitive Mandalorian, 1271 01:10:33.920 --> 01:10:36.720 Tar Visla, was inducted into the Jedi Order, and he 1272 01:10:36.760 --> 01:10:40.760 wielded the Dark Saber. His Dark Saber was stored in 1273 01:10:40.760 --> 01:10:44.000 the vaults on Curishan after his death, until Clan Visla 1274 01:10:44.079 --> 01:10:46.000 broke in and stole it back. During the fall of 1275 01:10:46.039 --> 01:10:49.319 the Old Republic. The Dark Saber, would have you know, 1276 01:10:49.880 --> 01:10:51.960 was used to cut down a ship ton of Jedi 1277 01:10:52.039 --> 01:10:55.760 over the time and unite the Mandalorians as a symbol 1278 01:10:55.760 --> 01:10:58.560 of leadership. It's a pretty cool fun fact. 1279 01:11:00.319 --> 01:11:02.880 Of the Dark Saber. What's special about it? 1280 01:11:02.960 --> 01:11:05.640 I don't think we even know, dude, O. It's like 1281 01:11:05.640 --> 01:11:07.199 a missing It just looks cool. 1282 01:11:07.239 --> 01:11:08.520 People like, oh fuck. 1283 01:11:08.439 --> 01:11:11.039 Ud Yeah, I'm not even sure. Off the top of 1284 01:11:11.079 --> 01:11:13.119 my head. I had to dig into some lore, but 1285 01:11:13.159 --> 01:11:14.680 I don't even think there's a whole lot of lore 1286 01:11:14.760 --> 01:11:17.760 on that ship. It's just like he made it I 1287 01:11:17.760 --> 01:11:18.119 don't know. 1288 01:11:18.680 --> 01:11:20.319 I just figured i'd ask for the people. 1289 01:11:20.800 --> 01:11:24.000 Yeah, I don't know. That's why it's so unique and 1290 01:11:24.079 --> 01:11:27.119 revered is because nobody's seen a shit Like they're like, 1291 01:11:27.159 --> 01:11:29.840 what the fuck, Like it's not even lightsaber. Like when 1292 01:11:29.880 --> 01:11:33.960 you when it swings, it's like it sounds like it's 1293 01:11:34.000 --> 01:11:37.119 like made of glass almost, So. 1294 01:11:37.119 --> 01:11:39.720 Why the hell was it so heavy? For fucking mando? 1295 01:11:41.199 --> 01:11:45.119 I think lightsabers are heavy? They yeah, because although I like, dude, 1296 01:11:45.119 --> 01:11:49.000 imagine if it was really they're probably lighter than swords, 1297 01:11:49.039 --> 01:11:51.960 like metal swords, but they do retain their weight. Like 1298 01:11:52.039 --> 01:11:55.680 when you when Kylo's swinging his sword. Yeah, that's because 1299 01:11:55.720 --> 01:11:58.199 his like sword is like a great sword. It's like 1300 01:11:58.199 --> 01:12:00.079 a two hander, you know. 1301 01:12:00.279 --> 01:12:01.840 I mean it's a big dog right there. 1302 01:12:05.479 --> 01:12:06.600 It's a heavy hitter, dude. 1303 01:12:07.239 --> 01:12:08.560 YouTube. I looked at it so. 1304 01:12:09.039 --> 01:12:13.680 That it does influence how the actual weapon works, because 1305 01:12:13.720 --> 01:12:17.279 it is like a forced thing, Like it presents as 1306 01:12:17.319 --> 01:12:20.199 heavy so that otherwise it would throw you off. Man, 1307 01:12:20.239 --> 01:12:21.680 Like if it was light as a feather, you'd be 1308 01:12:21.720 --> 01:12:24.079 like what, Like you have to have some weight when 1309 01:12:24.079 --> 01:12:27.279 you're swinging something and fighting, you know, to have some resistance, 1310 01:12:28.279 --> 01:12:31.199 like otherwise when you clash with somebody thinks you're gonna 1311 01:12:31.199 --> 01:12:32.760 go right out of your hands. They're like, you need 1312 01:12:32.800 --> 01:12:35.039 some weight to have that structure when you're fighting. 1313 01:12:35.520 --> 01:12:39.600 All right, I'll allow it for now, allow it. 1314 01:12:41.439 --> 01:12:44.039 Yeah. The Old Republic crumbled as a result of the 1315 01:12:44.159 --> 01:12:47.399 Jedi Sith wars. So over those five thousand year you know, 1316 01:12:47.479 --> 01:12:49.600 or a thousand year darkness, whatever the fuck it was, 1317 01:12:50.640 --> 01:12:53.239 the remnants and the Jedi, you know, the remnants of 1318 01:12:53.239 --> 01:12:55.520 the Republic and the Jedi still wage war and emerged 1319 01:12:55.600 --> 01:12:58.399 victorious after the Sith began to turn on each other 1320 01:12:58.520 --> 01:13:01.319 in the Sith Civil War. They're like, oh, you want 1321 01:13:01.319 --> 01:13:03.000 to be leader. I want to be leader. No, you 1322 01:13:03.039 --> 01:13:06.600 want to be And then Darth Baane like created the 1323 01:13:06.720 --> 01:13:09.079 rule of two and had them all like purged. Basically, 1324 01:13:09.239 --> 01:13:11.640 they're like, we're gonna kill all of you motherfuckers because 1325 01:13:11.640 --> 01:13:13.560 there needs to only be two, because we can't handle 1326 01:13:13.560 --> 01:13:14.600 it when there's more than two. 1327 01:13:16.720 --> 01:13:19.479 I mean, when you got a whole fucking hierarchy of 1328 01:13:19.520 --> 01:13:22.279 everybody dreaming of power. 1329 01:13:22.319 --> 01:13:23.760 And the only way to get it is to kill 1330 01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:26.279 your master YEP, it's gonna be bad. Why would you 1331 01:13:26.359 --> 01:13:28.880 train a pedalan I'm gonna train here, so you could 1332 01:13:28.920 --> 01:13:32.640 kill me. How about that? Does that sound like a 1333 01:13:32.640 --> 01:13:38.000 good deal to you? No, it sounds terrible. So one 1334 01:13:38.079 --> 01:13:41.319 Sith ended up surviving. Darth Baane created the Rule of 1335 01:13:41.359 --> 01:13:44.760 Two and continued the Sith religion. The Jedi found out, 1336 01:13:44.960 --> 01:13:47.800 destroyed Darth Baane and believed the Sith to be gone. 1337 01:13:48.840 --> 01:13:52.279 But you know they would survive in secret, damn under 1338 01:13:52.319 --> 01:13:56.960 the Rule of two. In the Shadows for Generations. 1339 01:13:56.720 --> 01:13:58.439 I was thinking about another Lord of the Ring spells. 1340 01:13:58.479 --> 01:14:00.199 I'll leave it. 1341 01:14:01.039 --> 01:14:02.359 We're probably sidetracked enough. 1342 01:14:02.399 --> 01:14:03.239 You could do another one. 1343 01:14:03.319 --> 01:14:04.800 But all of them were deceived. 1344 01:14:06.560 --> 01:14:10.119 See that fits right in. That's fine. The wars ended 1345 01:14:10.279 --> 01:14:13.520 in one thousand and thirty two BB. Why so four 1346 01:14:13.560 --> 01:14:14.800 thousand years of fucking war? 1347 01:14:14.920 --> 01:14:16.199 Dude, Jesus Christ? 1348 01:14:16.399 --> 01:14:16.840 Crazy? 1349 01:14:17.079 --> 01:14:17.880 Is this warhammer? 1350 01:14:17.960 --> 01:14:22.039 Forty k kind? But then you get to the great Peace? Oh, 1351 01:14:23.079 --> 01:14:24.119 the great piece. 1352 01:14:25.000 --> 01:14:30.159 He's doing quotations, heavy, heavy on the quotations. 1353 01:14:30.239 --> 01:14:31.479 I need a sip of Rooski. 1354 01:14:32.760 --> 01:14:35.560 All right, everybody be quiet and just stare at him. 1355 01:14:37.119 --> 01:14:37.560 Fuck you. 1356 01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:46.000 Yeah, great peace almost never actually peaceful, but we'll find 1357 01:14:46.039 --> 01:14:47.359 out here in just a moment. 1358 01:14:47.640 --> 01:14:50.199 It's pretty peaceful, but like, yeah, it's kind of a lie. 1359 01:14:51.000 --> 01:14:54.840 So the Siths were defeated and lied. I lied, Vader, 1360 01:14:55.079 --> 01:15:00.680 I lied in force unleashed, you said you, I lie. 1361 01:15:01.039 --> 01:15:03.680 I love that line that he just delivers to him 1362 01:15:04.119 --> 01:15:09.119 so good. It's so sassy too. I lied, Pitch, What 1363 01:15:09.119 --> 01:15:09.720 do you mean. 1364 01:15:11.279 --> 01:15:13.680 Ship to me to talk about I don't care about you? 1365 01:15:13.760 --> 01:15:14.359 Yeah, I lied. 1366 01:15:14.560 --> 01:15:15.800 You're right, you're a quietbor. 1367 01:15:20.880 --> 01:15:25.039 The Republic reinvented itself once again, and the Jedi saw 1368 01:15:25.199 --> 01:15:30.199 an ascension in politics and social status. Recruitment began to rise, 1369 01:15:30.520 --> 01:15:34.319 bump them numbers up. They saw a role as true peacekeepers. 1370 01:15:34.840 --> 01:15:37.680 This led to the High Republic era and the height 1371 01:15:37.720 --> 01:15:40.680 of the Jedi powers and ideals. This is when you 1372 01:15:40.720 --> 01:15:43.319 want to be a Jedi. It's a good time. Jedi 1373 01:15:43.359 --> 01:15:45.760 spread the light throughout the galaxy and far beyond the 1374 01:15:45.760 --> 01:15:48.880 Core worlds. The Jedi worked closely with the Republic to 1375 01:15:50.000 --> 01:15:54.159 map the unknown galaxy there and I get new like 1376 01:15:54.239 --> 01:15:57.640 hyperspace lanes out in the outer Rim, and get to 1377 01:15:57.680 --> 01:16:00.600 know the local cultures that are lesser known because they're 1378 01:16:00.600 --> 01:16:04.159 from the Core worlds and shit, and they were looking 1379 01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:09.079 to bring them into the Republic. And that's when let 1380 01:16:09.159 --> 01:16:11.840 me see the Jedi. The Republican Jedi expansion into the 1381 01:16:11.840 --> 01:16:16.479 outer rim worlds also brought them into conflict no way, 1382 01:16:17.600 --> 01:16:20.199 and it was conflict with like pirates and shit and 1383 01:16:20.359 --> 01:16:23.520 like just ruffians and assholes who just didn't want shit 1384 01:16:23.640 --> 01:16:26.239 to do with the Republic. And one of the pirate 1385 01:16:26.319 --> 01:16:28.840 gangs was called the Path of the Open Hand cult, 1386 01:16:29.520 --> 01:16:31.920 and they thought the Jedi were harming the galaxy with 1387 01:16:31.960 --> 01:16:34.960 the use of their force. And there's this thing called 1388 01:16:35.000 --> 01:16:38.640 the Nameless or the Great Leveler, and it's a creature 1389 01:16:38.800 --> 01:16:41.119 that was unleashed on the Jedi at the time by 1390 01:16:41.159 --> 01:16:44.359 the Hand and they can like snap your connection off 1391 01:16:44.399 --> 01:16:48.760 from the Force and just mug your ass just like so, yeah, 1392 01:16:48.760 --> 01:16:51.039 a lot of Jedi died. There was like a like 1393 01:16:51.199 --> 01:16:53.720 a Knight of Endless Sorrow or some shit where they 1394 01:16:54.079 --> 01:16:58.800 they beat the beasts and Yoda was actually present, and 1395 01:16:58.920 --> 01:17:00.800 Yoda and this other Jedi I were like, we need 1396 01:17:00.840 --> 01:17:03.680 to keep these motherfuckers quiet, dude, if they know that 1397 01:17:03.720 --> 01:17:06.560 they could kill us like that. So they like kind 1398 01:17:06.560 --> 01:17:09.279 of cover up the whole existence something nameless. That's why 1399 01:17:09.319 --> 01:17:12.600 it's called the Nameless, so kind of cool. The Hand 1400 01:17:12.680 --> 01:17:14.880 was defeated at great cost to the Jedi, and the 1401 01:17:14.960 --> 01:17:16.119 Nameless was covered up. 1402 01:17:16.039 --> 01:17:18.560 Like I said, I mean, if you name something the Nameless, 1403 01:17:18.560 --> 01:17:19.840 doesn't that mean that's. 1404 01:17:19.680 --> 01:17:22.600 Its name, the one who should not be named? All right, 1405 01:17:22.640 --> 01:17:28.640 Harry Potter, Yeah, you gave it a name, the Nameless. Yeah, 1406 01:17:28.720 --> 01:17:31.840 you're absolutely right, you've done. It's a good take. It's 1407 01:17:31.840 --> 01:17:34.479 a very good take. Job out of you, good nerd 1408 01:17:34.479 --> 01:17:38.199 out of you. You know, I'm here sometimes sometimes other 1409 01:17:38.239 --> 01:17:44.600 times he's passing away or just zoning out. Don't worry 1410 01:17:44.640 --> 01:17:51.720 about it, blackout. It's been so long it has it's 1411 01:17:51.800 --> 01:17:53.880 like first couple of months hungover. 1412 01:17:54.960 --> 01:17:59.159 Well, I mean, I'm just not feeling good on those episodes. 1413 01:17:59.279 --> 01:18:00.319 I'm here, just. 1414 01:18:00.319 --> 01:18:05.479 Like I think we called you a wraith being just 1415 01:18:07.119 --> 01:18:07.760 floating there. 1416 01:18:08.800 --> 01:18:10.680 Started the episode of trench Coat. 1417 01:18:10.920 --> 01:18:12.199 He was a man once. 1418 01:18:17.279 --> 01:18:27.199 The stone faced. That's so good. But yeah, the Nameless 1419 01:18:27.239 --> 01:18:29.800 was seen as proof I'm sorry. The defeat of the 1420 01:18:29.920 --> 01:18:32.560 Nameless and the Hand was seen as proof that the 1421 01:18:32.600 --> 01:18:36.199 Allies were good for the galaxy. Outposts and Jedi temples 1422 01:18:36.199 --> 01:18:38.239 were erected in the outer Rim worlds to aid the 1423 01:18:38.279 --> 01:18:40.560 people and to try to bring them into the Republic. 1424 01:18:41.479 --> 01:18:43.600 There was one called the Starlight Beacon that was a 1425 01:18:43.640 --> 01:18:45.319 big one, and it was just a big space station 1426 01:18:45.399 --> 01:18:48.000 out there, and this is what kind of gave me 1427 01:18:48.039 --> 01:18:52.720 some inspiration for when I wrote my rewrites of the 1428 01:18:52.760 --> 01:18:55.399 sequel trilogy. Was like that that beam of light and 1429 01:18:55.760 --> 01:18:58.279 ship like that was like the starlight beacon. That's what 1430 01:18:58.279 --> 01:19:02.439 they were doing. The Pirate band. Uh, there's a new 1431 01:19:02.439 --> 01:19:05.800 pirate band called the Nile. They began to rise in 1432 01:19:05.840 --> 01:19:08.119 power in the Outer Rim and they're like descendants of 1433 01:19:08.159 --> 01:19:12.079 the one hand, there was a great hyperspace disaster this 1434 01:19:12.159 --> 01:19:15.800 is fucking nuts, man, in which the freight cruiser Legacy 1435 01:19:15.880 --> 01:19:19.520 Run was torn apart in hyperspace because there was like 1436 01:19:19.560 --> 01:19:23.039 a Nile ship like crossing, so they tried to maneuver 1437 01:19:23.079 --> 01:19:26.119 around it and blew the fuck up. Dude, sent fragments 1438 01:19:26.159 --> 01:19:28.920 of their ship throughout the whole fucking Outer Rim at 1439 01:19:29.000 --> 01:19:32.199 light speed. Dude. That's not good. So there's just and dude, 1440 01:19:32.239 --> 01:19:35.279 this one planet Hetzel was hit just so it was 1441 01:19:35.279 --> 01:19:39.399 like apocalypse, dude, just like meteors at light speed coming down, 1442 01:19:39.439 --> 01:19:41.399 blowing up your fucking planet out of nowhere. 1443 01:19:41.520 --> 01:19:46.239 Like you nice, you want to see light speed, You're 1444 01:19:46.239 --> 01:19:51.840 just like ah, man, fucking gone boom. 1445 01:19:51.119 --> 01:19:53.960 Just explosions. There's what the fuck is happening? 1446 01:19:54.279 --> 01:19:56.359 The whole planet on fire. 1447 01:19:57.079 --> 01:19:59.159 So yeah, the Jedi like go and try to help 1448 01:19:59.199 --> 01:20:02.279 all these people, and they're like blockading different hyper space 1449 01:20:02.359 --> 01:20:04.239 lanes to keep people from traveling because they don't know 1450 01:20:04.239 --> 01:20:06.520 where these fragments are gonna go and where they're gonna. 1451 01:20:06.359 --> 01:20:10.039 End up hyper space shotgun wild man. 1452 01:20:10.079 --> 01:20:12.359 It is insane. It got a good spread, and it's 1453 01:20:12.439 --> 01:20:14.279 kind of cool because it like brings weight to like 1454 01:20:14.359 --> 01:20:17.079 Hauldo maneuver kind of thing. Like how deadly that ship 1455 01:20:17.119 --> 01:20:20.439 would be if you're going through hyper space, ripping up 1456 01:20:20.760 --> 01:20:24.439 and like man devastating to all these planets, and who 1457 01:20:24.439 --> 01:20:26.399 knows where the fragments of that ship went to. Like 1458 01:20:26.479 --> 01:20:27.520 I mean, dude, that could have gone. 1459 01:20:27.680 --> 01:20:31.319 She probably murdered people, dude, who knows. 1460 01:20:32.600 --> 01:20:34.760 Uh, Jedi end up going to war. 1461 01:20:34.760 --> 01:20:38.239 A crazy fucking way to die. You're like on your 1462 01:20:38.239 --> 01:20:41.920 planet and a tiny little fragment of a late speed 1463 01:20:42.039 --> 01:20:48.000 ship wipes you right out because like the amount of 1464 01:20:48.119 --> 01:20:50.640 energy behind that, it's probably gonna destroy the whole planet. 1465 01:20:50.720 --> 01:20:53.199 Yeah, it'll just it'll hit you and blow a fucking 1466 01:20:53.359 --> 01:20:56.720 cannon size hole out your back, just probably. 1467 01:20:58.600 --> 01:21:01.600 I think I've seen is kind of a sidetrek but 1468 01:21:01.680 --> 01:21:03.720 kind of on topic. I think I've seen someone with 1469 01:21:03.800 --> 01:21:09.359 like some kind of like solar system simulator. He's like, 1470 01:21:09.399 --> 01:21:12.000 I'm gonna shoot this piece of sand at Earth at 1471 01:21:12.079 --> 01:21:14.039 light speed destroys the planet. 1472 01:21:14.119 --> 01:21:17.199 Oh yeah, for sure because of impact force. Like it's like, 1473 01:21:17.359 --> 01:21:22.079 what is that is that Newton's law immovable object or 1474 01:21:22.239 --> 01:21:25.520 object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by 1475 01:21:25.560 --> 01:21:28.560 another force. So like the other force is this stationary 1476 01:21:28.600 --> 01:21:30.840 thing and it's just like so much force coming at 1477 01:21:30.880 --> 01:21:34.520 you with the light speed, just the Earth just absorbs 1478 01:21:34.560 --> 01:21:37.920 it all. Fuck. So yeah, that's going on all over 1479 01:21:37.960 --> 01:21:40.000 the Outer Rim right now. So the Jedi are freaking out. 1480 01:21:40.039 --> 01:21:42.439 They're going to help everybody, and they also go to 1481 01:21:42.479 --> 01:21:45.760 war with the Nile and Starlight Beacon ends up being 1482 01:21:45.800 --> 01:21:49.479 destroyed by the Oh yeah, fuck, and the Nameless were 1483 01:21:49.560 --> 01:21:52.319 used against the Jedi once again, but because it was 1484 01:21:52.359 --> 01:21:55.039 covered up, they had no knowledge of it. Defenseless again, 1485 01:21:55.239 --> 01:21:58.239 getting fucking snapped from the force, fucking eaten and shit, dude, 1486 01:21:58.680 --> 01:21:59.880 fuck man. 1487 01:21:59.479 --> 01:22:03.520 Maybe shit, you should name them the Jedi Killers. 1488 01:22:04.159 --> 01:22:10.439 Yeah, wat fuck. So the Nile ended up being defeated 1489 01:22:10.439 --> 01:22:13.479 by the Jedi, and you know they we the Jedi 1490 01:22:13.520 --> 01:22:17.039 recoiled back to the core worlds like fuck that. The 1491 01:22:17.079 --> 01:22:19.840 Jedi became involved in many conflicts and disputes during the 1492 01:22:19.920 --> 01:22:24.359 quote unquote Great Peace. The Jedi were warriors and diplomats 1493 01:22:24.359 --> 01:22:27.439 for the Republic, but claimed to be impartial judges, which 1494 01:22:27.520 --> 01:22:29.199 is kind of hard to be impartial when you're working 1495 01:22:29.319 --> 01:22:32.760 for a system. I get that take. I think it's 1496 01:22:32.800 --> 01:22:35.640 a I think it's a weak argument. You know, the 1497 01:22:35.680 --> 01:22:38.800 Republic was at that time out for good in the 1498 01:22:38.840 --> 01:22:42.000 High Republic era, Clone Wars era. I can see that 1499 01:22:42.119 --> 01:22:45.840 being more of a sticking point for people's bitterness in 1500 01:22:45.920 --> 01:22:48.159 the galaxy, you know, where they're like, yeah, these motherfuckers, 1501 01:22:48.159 --> 01:22:50.560 they're just working for this corrupt Republic, which it was 1502 01:22:50.760 --> 01:22:54.760 very corrupt because of the dark Side, not because of 1503 01:22:54.800 --> 01:22:56.840 the Jedi. It was framed as the Jedi, you know. 1504 01:22:58.439 --> 01:23:01.239 But yeah, they became involved in other conflicts like the 1505 01:23:01.239 --> 01:23:06.119 Mandalorian Civil War, the Battle for on On Tatho, and 1506 01:23:06.279 --> 01:23:16.119 the Stark Hyperspace War. Tony Stark No, John snow Ned 1507 01:23:16.159 --> 01:23:19.880 Stark No back to the Lord of Rings. Oh my god, 1508 01:23:20.640 --> 01:23:24.560 this is a Lord of the Rings Laura War, Return 1509 01:23:24.640 --> 01:23:27.039 of the Scyth. This is all the shit that we know, 1510 01:23:27.159 --> 01:23:29.800 so we could probably blitz right through this. The Sith 1511 01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:32.199 were believed to have been destroyed, but they survived under 1512 01:23:32.239 --> 01:23:34.840 the rule of two and they influenced the galaxy from 1513 01:23:34.840 --> 01:23:37.680 the shadows. So like a lot of those like crime 1514 01:23:37.720 --> 01:23:43.279 syndicates ship like that, they arise from their influence over 1515 01:23:43.319 --> 01:23:47.239 this time. It's not just out of nowhere. So there 1516 01:23:47.319 --> 01:23:50.439 was one thousand years of master and apprentice, which led 1517 01:23:50.479 --> 01:23:54.279 to Darth Sidius, a neboo by the name of Shiv Palpatine, 1518 01:23:54.359 --> 01:23:58.880 the Pedo definitely on the Palpatine list, dude, we get 1519 01:23:58.960 --> 01:24:03.760 the Palpatine list. Give us the Palpatine list, dude, unredacted, 1520 01:24:03.760 --> 01:24:08.199 all right, we need it now. It would be who 1521 01:24:08.239 --> 01:24:11.760 was on Palpatine's space station? All right? Tell me. 1522 01:24:13.600 --> 01:24:15.680 If I knew other names like Star Wars names, I 1523 01:24:15.680 --> 01:24:16.720 would have started list. 1524 01:24:17.720 --> 01:24:22.680 That literal and figuratively horny dude. That's always Pine. 1525 01:24:22.760 --> 01:24:24.640 Oh, that dude's sucking all up in that list. 1526 01:24:24.720 --> 01:24:28.039 He's all over the list. Man Tarkan, he's on the 1527 01:24:28.079 --> 01:24:33.239 list one percent. A lot of those Imperial motherfuckers are 1528 01:24:33.279 --> 01:24:37.840 on the list. So yeah, he was actually trained by 1529 01:24:37.920 --> 01:24:41.680 darth Plagus. The Wise Sidious killed his master in his 1530 01:24:41.800 --> 01:24:44.560 sleep and sought to take over the Republican install the 1531 01:24:44.600 --> 01:24:48.279 Sith Empire once again, and boy does he Holy shit, 1532 01:24:48.600 --> 01:24:51.119 what a great villain. He accomplished his goals, and you know, 1533 01:24:51.920 --> 01:24:54.239 that is the ultimate villain. Like a lot of villains 1534 01:24:54.279 --> 01:24:57.680 get waxed in the first fucking movie. I'm all powerful, 1535 01:24:58.880 --> 01:25:00.000 Well I have a sword. 1536 01:25:00.439 --> 01:25:06.000 Oh it's like Osamandias and The Watchman. Well yeah, where 1537 01:25:06.039 --> 01:25:09.159 he's like, I already did my fucking plan. Everyone's like, 1538 01:25:09.199 --> 01:25:13.960 oh fuck damn. He gives away his whole plan. It 1539 01:25:14.039 --> 01:25:16.359 was like a stalling tactic because it already went off. 1540 01:25:16.479 --> 01:25:23.720 Yep, they already fucked everything. Oh you bastard ship, you 1541 01:25:23.800 --> 01:25:28.079 beat us. Fuck yeah. I always love that when a 1542 01:25:28.159 --> 01:25:31.079 villain wins, because it's your piece of ship. I mean, 1543 01:25:31.399 --> 01:25:34.239 I'm against the villains, but it's a good villain arc 1544 01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:36.239 for them to win. I like, I like seeing it 1545 01:25:36.239 --> 01:25:38.880 because then it gives the you know, the heroes of 1546 01:25:38.960 --> 01:25:41.399 reason to rise up. That arc is also one of 1547 01:25:41.439 --> 01:25:44.439 my favorites. You know, all hope is lost. 1548 01:25:44.359 --> 01:25:45.800 But we got him. 1549 01:25:45.880 --> 01:25:51.000 But we got it, dude. A small ragtag group for 1550 01:25:51.039 --> 01:25:55.359 the head, exactly like that the Fellowship Man. 1551 01:25:57.000 --> 01:25:59.079 So we heard the Fellowship for one movie. 1552 01:26:00.119 --> 01:26:02.479 Yeah, but they did their job. We got him as 1553 01:26:02.479 --> 01:26:04.439 far as they needed to go, which was pretty damn 1554 01:26:04.520 --> 01:26:09.399 far man. It was right there. He was still wading 1555 01:26:09.439 --> 01:26:14.880 around for like three book, two books and two movies. Well, yeah, goddamn, 1556 01:26:14.880 --> 01:26:15.359 we're back on. 1557 01:26:16.800 --> 01:26:17.800 How does this keep it happening? 1558 01:26:17.840 --> 01:26:19.600 It got him pretty far man. I mean it's an 1559 01:26:19.640 --> 01:26:23.479 apocalyptic world, you know, nothing nothing good out there. It's 1560 01:26:23.479 --> 01:26:29.199 all evil shit Brady from London. So then yeah, he 1561 01:26:29.279 --> 01:26:33.840 ended up getting apprentice named Darth Maul and he was 1562 01:26:33.840 --> 01:26:36.600 actually rich. She Palpatine was. We'll get more into him 1563 01:26:36.600 --> 01:26:38.880 with the scythe and stuff, but yeah, he was. He 1564 01:26:38.960 --> 01:26:40.439 was a wealthy from a wealthy family. 1565 01:26:40.520 --> 01:26:42.640 So this his first name is she? 1566 01:26:42.640 --> 01:26:47.159 She with a V s h e E V. Yeah. 1567 01:26:47.520 --> 01:26:50.119 I neverone fucking knew that. It's a pedo name, man, she. 1568 01:26:50.319 --> 01:26:53.079 I don't know why. I just I just thought he 1569 01:26:53.119 --> 01:26:58.039 was Palpatine, like fucking share or something. No, I guess, No, 1570 01:26:58.119 --> 01:26:59.720 I guess I just never fucking thought of it. 1571 01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:03.880 That's crazy. But yeah, So he had also connections and 1572 01:27:03.920 --> 01:27:06.600 all these like the banking clan and like all these 1573 01:27:06.680 --> 01:27:09.560 cis fucking people that you see, the prominent ones. He 1574 01:27:09.600 --> 01:27:13.600 had connections before episode one with them, and then he 1575 01:27:13.720 --> 01:27:17.560 like enacted as plan basically, and yeah, Darth Maul was 1576 01:27:17.680 --> 01:27:19.720 very eager to kill Jedi, and he ended up killing 1577 01:27:19.720 --> 01:27:22.399 a Petawan by the name of Eldra Kitis, and I 1578 01:27:22.399 --> 01:27:25.319 think that was in a comic. Mal also killed a 1579 01:27:25.319 --> 01:27:29.279 fource sensitive thief named zech Piro. So then Sidius reigned 1580 01:27:29.319 --> 01:27:31.079 him in. He's like, come here, Mall, You're you're getting 1581 01:27:31.079 --> 01:27:33.600 fucking crazy. We need to fucking stay hidden. So he 1582 01:27:33.600 --> 01:27:36.800 took him to Malachord to teach him patience, and he 1583 01:27:36.840 --> 01:27:39.920 made Mal breathe in the ashes of the Dead Sith 1584 01:27:40.439 --> 01:27:44.079 that were like frozen in space, like frozen, so he 1585 01:27:44.199 --> 01:27:47.760 like crush. And then Mal had one like a vision, 1586 01:27:47.800 --> 01:27:50.199 a force vision of like the Jedi killing him and shit. 1587 01:27:50.279 --> 01:27:53.960 So he's like, all right, that was like his trial 1588 01:27:54.039 --> 01:27:57.399 kind of deal. Palpatine led a double life and stated 1589 01:27:57.920 --> 01:28:00.960 started the Neboo conflict with the Trade Federation, you know, 1590 01:28:01.000 --> 01:28:12.039 with his goons. Well to yeah, the Cato numoidians I 1591 01:28:12.039 --> 01:28:20.159 SAIDs God, damn it hads not Piccolo, not Pickolo numoidians 1592 01:28:21.439 --> 01:28:24.760 Uh to secure a spot a Supreme Chancellor, and Mall 1593 01:28:24.960 --> 01:28:27.840 was sent to Tattooine after the discovery of Anakin Skywalker. 1594 01:28:28.000 --> 01:28:32.039 The chosen one meant to bring balance. Qui gon Jin 1595 01:28:32.159 --> 01:28:34.560 fought Mall and it marked the first Sith encounter in 1596 01:28:34.600 --> 01:28:38.159 a thousand years, which had to be wild Man. The 1597 01:28:38.239 --> 01:28:40.800 council was split on all the information and they did 1598 01:28:40.800 --> 01:28:44.359 not want to train Anakin. Qui gon Jin wanted to 1599 01:28:44.359 --> 01:28:47.159 train Anakin against the Council's will, and he and Obi 1600 01:28:47.159 --> 01:28:49.560 Wan Kenobi were sent back to Nabo and the Battle 1601 01:28:49.600 --> 01:28:53.159 of Naboo happens, and you know, we all know the movies, 1602 01:28:53.199 --> 01:28:54.880 so we're not going to get too crazy with this. 1603 01:28:55.319 --> 01:28:58.239 The Jedi faced Mall and Qui gon ended up being killed, 1604 01:28:58.279 --> 01:29:01.920 but Obi Wan took down the mall and killed him 1605 01:29:02.119 --> 01:29:03.399 or did he? 1606 01:29:05.600 --> 01:29:08.880 Like the everything that's come out after this, it's so 1607 01:29:09.039 --> 01:29:12.000 ridiculous because there's a bunch of people that keep getting 1608 01:29:12.039 --> 01:29:14.880 stabbed and basically the same spot as Qui gon Jin 1609 01:29:15.479 --> 01:29:19.039 and surviving Mal was cutting fucking half. 1610 01:29:19.239 --> 01:29:21.920 And then dumped down like a fucking who knows how 1611 01:29:22.319 --> 01:29:26.239 deep a black fucking abyss yah, and he's just like, 1612 01:29:26.840 --> 01:29:29.399 I'm so goddamn mad well. 1613 01:29:29.319 --> 01:29:33.520 I will say this, okay, when it comes to survivability, 1614 01:29:33.880 --> 01:29:36.319 I give the edge to the dark side because they 1615 01:29:36.319 --> 01:29:42.479 can use their hate to fuel it to fuel Stu. 1616 01:29:42.960 --> 01:29:47.000 Stuve's got it, he understands. So that's what Maul did. 1617 01:29:47.039 --> 01:29:49.760 He just like relied on his fucking pure hatred for 1618 01:29:49.840 --> 01:29:53.239 Obi Wan and the Jedi that he was able to survive, 1619 01:29:53.479 --> 01:29:57.279 just like Sidious. And to be fair, Reva like she 1620 01:29:57.359 --> 01:30:00.680 hated not only herself, but she hated Vader for doing 1621 01:30:00.720 --> 01:30:04.359 that to herself. Right, we agree on that point. She 1622 01:30:04.439 --> 01:30:05.520 might not have been the best character. 1623 01:30:05.640 --> 01:30:09.520 She should have died, not from the pope necessarily, although 1624 01:30:09.520 --> 01:30:09.760 I do. 1625 01:30:09.760 --> 01:30:12.119 Her character sucks, so she should have died. 1626 01:30:12.199 --> 01:30:13.239 Should have died right there. 1627 01:30:13.399 --> 01:30:15.600 I agree with you, I do agree with you, But 1628 01:30:15.640 --> 01:30:19.359 she probably survived because of her hatred. Just what it 1629 01:30:19.439 --> 01:30:23.239 is man Shenanigans and then Sabine. It's hard to hard 1630 01:30:23.279 --> 01:30:26.479 to rationalize that one, you know, just she's the main 1631 01:30:26.560 --> 01:30:29.960 character plot arm or kind of thing. I don't know that, 1632 01:30:30.079 --> 01:30:32.279 don't stab her kind of thing, right, Yeah, that one 1633 01:30:32.319 --> 01:30:36.199 was pretty rough. But yeah, then the Jedi. 1634 01:30:36.600 --> 01:30:38.760 Being so angry you can't fucking die? 1635 01:30:39.359 --> 01:30:41.840 What are you? The Hulk? There was one I forget 1636 01:30:41.840 --> 01:30:46.600 what his name was, obviously Darth something, but he literally 1637 01:30:46.680 --> 01:30:50.600 couldn't die because he was so hateful. His body kept regenerating, 1638 01:30:50.600 --> 01:30:53.640 and he was just like floating. Mush dude, She's like 1639 01:30:53.680 --> 01:30:57.560 floating skin flakes and shit, just like a gross motherfucker. 1640 01:30:57.840 --> 01:30:59.880 I don't want to sidetrack us again because we've been 1641 01:31:00.239 --> 01:31:03.399 doing it's for so much. I'll tell you off, Mike. 1642 01:31:03.800 --> 01:31:05.960 But the Hulk did. 1643 01:31:05.760 --> 01:31:10.279 Some insane save it. 1644 01:31:10.880 --> 01:31:13.199 Save it for some other time. Man. We got tired 1645 01:31:13.239 --> 01:31:17.000 for that ship, so I said, I'm going to but yeah, 1646 01:31:15.920 --> 01:31:20.000 it's crazy what the dark Side can do. The power 1647 01:31:20.520 --> 01:31:21.399 the dark Side. 1648 01:31:21.680 --> 01:31:22.600 Fuck, I want to live. 1649 01:31:26.560 --> 01:31:31.279 But yeah, then let's see. Oh yeah. The Council reluctantly 1650 01:31:31.319 --> 01:31:33.720 agreed to allow Obi Wan to train Anakin, as it 1651 01:31:33.760 --> 01:31:36.399 was Qui Gon's final wishes before he died, so like, fine, 1652 01:31:36.800 --> 01:31:40.239 do it, do it, do it now, we'll get into 1653 01:31:40.239 --> 01:31:42.800 the fall of the Republic. Republic was faced with the 1654 01:31:42.800 --> 01:31:46.920 separatist crisis. Several thousand systems sought to secede to the 1655 01:31:46.920 --> 01:31:50.479 Confederacy of Independent Systems a CIS. This was a Sith plot. 1656 01:31:51.319 --> 01:31:54.359 The head of state was Count Dooku or Darth Tyrannus, 1657 01:31:54.680 --> 01:31:57.880 the freshly appointed apprentice of Darth Sidius, and the war 1658 01:31:57.920 --> 01:32:00.439 began on Genosis in the Arena. We all know this 1659 01:32:00.640 --> 01:32:04.920 episode two, the mysterious Clone Army showed up and the 1660 01:32:04.960 --> 01:32:09.239 Clone Wars began, also a Sith plot. The war shook 1661 01:32:09.239 --> 01:32:12.279 the balance of the Force entirely. The Jedi were drawn 1662 01:32:12.319 --> 01:32:14.600 into the war as generals, and the dark Side began 1663 01:32:14.640 --> 01:32:18.000 to cloud the Force. There were about ten thousand Jedi 1664 01:32:18.039 --> 01:32:23.520 at the time. Other dark figures emerged, such as ten thousand. Yeah, 1665 01:32:23.600 --> 01:32:27.199 it's not a lot considering the galaxies. I guess that's 1666 01:32:27.199 --> 01:32:29.039 why it was so rare to see them. You know, 1667 01:32:29.079 --> 01:32:30.840 there's only ten thousand of them. Like, if you're in 1668 01:32:30.840 --> 01:32:34.199 an outer rim, bumfuck backwater place, like, they're not going 1669 01:32:34.279 --> 01:32:36.319 to see a fucking Jedi. You're gonna think they're a myth. 1670 01:32:36.560 --> 01:32:38.560 It's like Space Marines and war Hammer. 1671 01:32:39.039 --> 01:32:40.800 Very much so. But if you're in a core world, 1672 01:32:41.119 --> 01:32:43.039 you know a lot about the Jedi. They're all around 1673 01:32:43.119 --> 01:32:48.479 the core worlds. That's where it's safe. Other dark figures emerged, 1674 01:32:48.520 --> 01:32:51.880 such as Assage Ventris, a Sith assassin, which. 1675 01:32:52.119 --> 01:32:55.720 Rule of two transcendent to say that ten times fast. 1676 01:32:55.960 --> 01:33:00.119 But to be fair. In Clone Wars, Sidious is like 1677 01:33:00.119 --> 01:33:02.880 she's gotten too powerful. You got to kill her, Countuku, 1678 01:33:02.920 --> 01:33:05.119 and like Douku just leaves her to die in like 1679 01:33:05.159 --> 01:33:07.359 some battle, like she's getting surrounded and she's like, dude, 1680 01:33:07.399 --> 01:33:10.840 I got help it. He's just like he just turns 1681 01:33:10.880 --> 01:33:13.439 off the cons and she's like, no, like you left 1682 01:33:13.520 --> 01:33:14.159 me to die. 1683 01:33:14.760 --> 01:33:18.279 Wasn't that just like make her more powerful, fueling her 1684 01:33:18.359 --> 01:33:19.000 with more hate? 1685 01:33:19.079 --> 01:33:19.560 It does? 1686 01:33:19.920 --> 01:33:22.680 She comes to like assassinate him later and oh, Douku's 1687 01:33:22.720 --> 01:33:26.199 a fucking boss with it. They come at him invisible. 1688 01:33:26.640 --> 01:33:30.479 They poisoned dart his ass and he's able to fight 1689 01:33:30.680 --> 01:33:35.560 three Night Sisters and assage while like blinded and dying. Basically, 1690 01:33:36.439 --> 01:33:40.720 it is insane. I feel is amazing. 1691 01:33:41.399 --> 01:33:43.119 Congarrogance is well earned. 1692 01:33:44.680 --> 01:33:46.840 And you would think at that point, I mean maybe 1693 01:33:46.880 --> 01:33:49.039 he's like I want to see where he's playing, goes, 1694 01:33:49.079 --> 01:33:51.880 but you would think Palpatine calls me and goes, you 1695 01:33:51.880 --> 01:33:53.920 gotta kill her. She's getting too strong. Would be like 1696 01:33:54.159 --> 01:33:58.079 it's ruled too baby, I'm killing you. Would be like 1697 01:33:58.159 --> 01:33:58.880 a come. 1698 01:34:00.319 --> 01:34:03.439 Like that just means if he kills his master, he's 1699 01:34:03.439 --> 01:34:05.159 training his killer. So it was like, do I. 1700 01:34:05.119 --> 01:34:05.680 Want to die? 1701 01:34:05.800 --> 01:34:08.560 No, he already is here, is training her, and like, 1702 01:34:08.600 --> 01:34:11.239 how do you know if I was under the drowel too, 1703 01:34:11.359 --> 01:34:11.800 And then. 1704 01:34:12.079 --> 01:34:14.000 Maybe he always had a planned to kill her. He's like, 1705 01:34:14.880 --> 01:34:18.000 before she gets too strong, fucking kill it, but kill 1706 01:34:18.079 --> 01:34:18.800 the l you. 1707 01:34:18.720 --> 01:34:20.880 Would think, like if you're under Palpatine your I would 1708 01:34:20.920 --> 01:34:23.960 already be paranoid. Like if Palin goes, hey, why don't 1709 01:34:23.960 --> 01:34:26.760 you go train someone new, I'd be like, he wants 1710 01:34:27.039 --> 01:34:29.760 this new person instead of me, So I'm gonna train 1711 01:34:29.840 --> 01:34:31.680 them enough and then I'm gonna kill him before he 1712 01:34:31.720 --> 01:34:32.560 has a chance to kill me. 1713 01:34:32.640 --> 01:34:38.520 Like I would be like an incredibly could you race 1714 01:34:40.079 --> 01:34:43.840 way of life religion? I guess fuck man always looking 1715 01:34:43.840 --> 01:34:46.079 over your shoulder. This motherfucker is trying to kill me. 1716 01:34:46.159 --> 01:34:48.800 I'm sure he's might kill me and replace me. This fucker. 1717 01:34:48.880 --> 01:34:50.520 I would never try him. 1718 01:34:50.920 --> 01:34:52.920 No, that's why you pay grievous because he's in a 1719 01:34:53.000 --> 01:34:55.399 fucking carriers Like, dude, he's my bro. He just trained 1720 01:34:55.399 --> 01:34:58.000 me all this. I'll fucking protect you. It's finally grievous. 1721 01:34:59.479 --> 01:35:04.159 Way you'll fucking get the job done. But yeah, he 1722 01:35:04.239 --> 01:35:04.840 was another we. 1723 01:35:04.840 --> 01:35:08.760 Need to take another respite. There's a short amount left. 1724 01:35:09.479 --> 01:35:10.920 Yeah, we should probably take a respite. 1725 01:35:11.039 --> 01:35:15.439 Damn, this turned into all the side. 1726 01:35:17.880 --> 01:35:19.520 We're back from our respite. 1727 01:35:19.880 --> 01:35:27.439 Don't drink, don't don't don't. Don't he's doing it. 1728 01:35:29.880 --> 01:35:31.159 Oh too much. It came out in the side of 1729 01:35:31.159 --> 01:35:42.760 my mouth. Drink too much. Oh fuck? So where were we? 1730 01:35:42.920 --> 01:35:47.159 You had the sid plot clones all that ship alright, 1731 01:35:47.800 --> 01:35:51.199 the war shook the bounds Venturous, We got Grievous and 1732 01:35:51.359 --> 01:35:54.199 both of those characters. They killed dozens of Jedi together, 1733 01:35:54.399 --> 01:35:57.399 like a lot. I think it was like at least 1734 01:35:57.399 --> 01:36:00.600 like fifty between the two of them. Good damn Grievous 1735 01:36:00.640 --> 01:36:01.359 took a lot. 1736 01:36:01.600 --> 01:36:03.880 I mean, he's got that fucking windmill move going. 1737 01:36:03.960 --> 01:36:04.399 I don't know. 1738 01:36:04.520 --> 01:36:06.720 I mean, you could probably be the most skilled swordsman 1739 01:36:06.720 --> 01:36:08.479 ever besides Obi Wan. 1740 01:36:09.840 --> 01:36:14.439 Yeah, we are using that Mtashi dude, he's fucking jabbed 1741 01:36:14.479 --> 01:36:17.680 it right in there, just to block four with one. 1742 01:36:18.680 --> 01:36:21.880 That's why I genuinely think that lightsabers have like a 1743 01:36:21.920 --> 01:36:24.680 magnetic field, because there's no reason why when you're in 1744 01:36:24.760 --> 01:36:27.359 a clinch like that, why you can't just slide right up. 1745 01:36:27.399 --> 01:36:30.800 There's no hilts to like hand, there's no hand protection 1746 01:36:31.640 --> 01:36:33.960 like when you lock on with a lightsaber. I feel 1747 01:36:34.000 --> 01:36:36.439 like they lock together because other lives you can just 1748 01:36:36.479 --> 01:36:39.079 slide up that motherfucker's lightsaber and just chop their hand 1749 01:36:39.119 --> 01:36:43.720 right off every time, like I would just right down. 1750 01:36:43.840 --> 01:36:46.479 Well, you said there's that containment field that keeps the 1751 01:36:46.680 --> 01:36:48.279 lightsaber in form. 1752 01:36:48.159 --> 01:36:49.840 So they must like lock together. 1753 01:36:50.119 --> 01:36:52.000 They have to, like. 1754 01:36:52.279 --> 01:36:55.359 When they're standing like that, I would just their fingers 1755 01:36:55.359 --> 01:36:58.520 are gone. There's no like hilt unless. 1756 01:36:58.199 --> 01:36:58.520 You with. 1757 01:37:00.479 --> 01:37:02.640 As you slide down, they just like lean it forward 1758 01:37:02.680 --> 01:37:04.520 and just like cut you in half or something. 1759 01:37:04.560 --> 01:37:06.199 Yeah, I mean they could do it to you too, 1760 01:37:06.399 --> 01:37:09.560 like there would be no point of like the clinch. 1761 01:37:09.680 --> 01:37:13.199 There would be no clinch because otherwise you would just Yeah, 1762 01:37:13.760 --> 01:37:15.760 both of you would just slide right down each other's 1763 01:37:16.159 --> 01:37:19.880 swords like nothing stopping it from going anywhere. I don't 1764 01:37:19.920 --> 01:37:22.640 know just my theory. I don't know if that's true 1765 01:37:22.720 --> 01:37:24.479 or not. Maybe we'll get it to an episode on 1766 01:37:24.560 --> 01:37:27.239 Lightsabers alone, because that that could be a lower episode. 1767 01:37:27.239 --> 01:37:29.239 I mean, this one turned out to be really fucking long, 1768 01:37:29.279 --> 01:37:30.960 and I thought I summarized everything, but. 1769 01:37:31.800 --> 01:37:33.840 Well we've also been kind of going off through it 1770 01:37:33.840 --> 01:37:34.279 a little bit. 1771 01:37:34.600 --> 01:37:35.359 Yeah, that's true. 1772 01:37:35.439 --> 01:37:38.600 And you said they have, you know, the force field 1773 01:37:38.680 --> 01:37:41.439 basically around them, so like maybe it's almost like an 1774 01:37:41.560 --> 01:37:43.960 arm wrestle, like like when they like lock each other. 1775 01:37:44.079 --> 01:37:47.800 Like maybe I'm feeling the force in my lightsaber, you's 1776 01:37:47.840 --> 01:37:49.439 feeling the force of his, and then when they like 1777 01:37:49.720 --> 01:37:52.000 clash together, it's just like an extension of you. So 1778 01:37:52.079 --> 01:37:52.880 you two are just like. 1779 01:37:55.479 --> 01:38:01.800 Like, does your limit of force control of affect your lightsaber? 1780 01:38:01.960 --> 01:38:02.920 Like add weight to it? 1781 01:38:02.960 --> 01:38:04.640 I guess you could say probably. Yeah. 1782 01:38:05.119 --> 01:38:08.079 So like, if you're a stronger force user, can you 1783 01:38:08.119 --> 01:38:11.560 push that person back? Yeah, or whoever you're dueling. 1784 01:38:11.600 --> 01:38:14.560 I guess yeah, maybe maybe that's the case. That is 1785 01:38:14.600 --> 01:38:17.760 a good take. I like that job. 1786 01:38:17.640 --> 01:38:20.760 I used to I just fucking said that. 1787 01:38:20.920 --> 01:38:25.279 You just expounded upon what he said. He started it. 1788 01:38:25.640 --> 01:38:27.880 The one brain cell, and then it just transferred over 1789 01:38:27.920 --> 01:38:28.520 to you exactly. 1790 01:38:30.520 --> 01:38:33.119 I've been thinking about that for a while. Does that 1791 01:38:33.119 --> 01:38:35.600 make you feel better? No, that's just a pity. 1792 01:38:36.199 --> 01:38:36.960 That's not a pity. 1793 01:38:37.039 --> 01:38:42.800 You just said that. Genuinely good job out of you. 1794 01:38:42.800 --> 01:38:43.640 You were my brother. 1795 01:38:46.239 --> 01:38:52.720 I loved you. 1796 01:38:52.840 --> 01:38:55.079 I almost said it. I almost said it. 1797 01:38:55.199 --> 01:38:55.800 Don't do it? 1798 01:38:58.720 --> 01:39:01.920 Continue? So they they killed dozens of Jedi. The war 1799 01:39:02.039 --> 01:39:05.760 lasted for three years and you know, sprawled the whole galaxy. 1800 01:39:06.319 --> 01:39:09.560 The Jedi, especially young Jedi, ran a huge risk by 1801 01:39:09.680 --> 01:39:11.840 entering the war, as it was easy to lose your 1802 01:39:11.880 --> 01:39:14.880 way by focusing on the power to win. You see 1803 01:39:14.960 --> 01:39:17.359 multiple times in the Clone Wars. You see it in Anakin, 1804 01:39:17.760 --> 01:39:20.560 you see it in a Soka. Sometimes you even see 1805 01:39:20.560 --> 01:39:22.520 it in obi Wan, like but it's in a different 1806 01:39:22.520 --> 01:39:25.279 way where obi wan has to be like double discipline 1807 01:39:25.920 --> 01:39:30.159 to get the job done. And yeah, I mean ds 1808 01:39:30.239 --> 01:39:33.600 ondse I haven't ended up committing war crimes and shit, dude, 1809 01:39:33.600 --> 01:39:38.840 like you're tortuing fucking bugs on bringing the flame throwers 1810 01:39:38.920 --> 01:39:41.760 Kiyoti mundy It's like, oh my god, I'd like those 1811 01:39:41.760 --> 01:39:47.119 are living things. Those are luminous beings. God damn. And 1812 01:39:47.159 --> 01:39:52.399 then like I feel bad squatting a mosquito. I mean, 1813 01:39:52.439 --> 01:39:56.920 I do just feel bad killing Bugs's some mosquitoes specifically, 1814 01:39:58.119 --> 01:40:02.760 I mean not that genotions are matt mosquitoes fucking click 1815 01:40:02.800 --> 01:40:11.479 clack click clack to yeah, fucking ridiculous, God damn you filoni. 1816 01:40:13.560 --> 01:40:17.840 What's this bug's name? Click clack, click clack clickity clack. 1817 01:40:18.600 --> 01:40:22.239 So and like yeah, it measure being a youngling thrown 1818 01:40:22.279 --> 01:40:25.640 into a commander role, like you're commanding these clones, and 1819 01:40:25.720 --> 01:40:28.439 like there's episodes where Ahsoka is like leading attack teams 1820 01:40:28.439 --> 01:40:30.600 and their team get just wiped out and she's just 1821 01:40:30.680 --> 01:40:33.760 like left to deal with that. They're like, oh my god, 1822 01:40:33.760 --> 01:40:36.760 I got all my clones killed, because they all all 1823 01:40:36.800 --> 01:40:40.880 the Jedi do value the clones lives, lives. They're not 1824 01:40:41.039 --> 01:40:45.680 just like, oh, they're fucking tools. That might lead to 1825 01:40:45.720 --> 01:40:51.800 a little bit of trauma. Yeah, yeah, some inner conflict there, shee, 1826 01:40:52.479 --> 01:40:55.560 I just got all my friends killed. Oh fuck man. 1827 01:40:56.560 --> 01:40:59.279 There were so their roles as generals caused many to 1828 01:40:59.359 --> 01:41:04.039 doubt their he's keeping title, including me. Some Patawans turned 1829 01:41:04.079 --> 01:41:07.399 to the dark side, such as barriss OFFI and she 1830 01:41:10.119 --> 01:41:14.319 some people you could take her take better than Anakin's take. 1831 01:41:14.560 --> 01:41:17.840 Her take was basically like, you guys are fucking corrupt. 1832 01:41:18.319 --> 01:41:22.079 The whole republic is corrupt. And she just went about 1833 01:41:22.159 --> 01:41:24.000 the wrong way, you know, like she tried to attack 1834 01:41:24.039 --> 01:41:27.359 Anakin and frame Ahsoka for like a murder and that 1835 01:41:27.520 --> 01:41:31.239 was like she got expelled from the fucking Jedi Order 1836 01:41:31.279 --> 01:41:35.439 because of it. And yeah, but there was that whole thing. 1837 01:41:35.760 --> 01:41:37.760 But that made it real happy and not want to 1838 01:41:37.840 --> 01:41:38.840 kill a Jedi at all. 1839 01:41:39.119 --> 01:41:42.680 Yeah, right, And that's when like Ahsoka left the Jedi 1840 01:41:42.800 --> 01:41:44.800 Order because they were like, oh, yeah, that we didn't 1841 01:41:44.840 --> 01:41:47.479 believe you, that you didn't do this crime. That was 1842 01:41:47.520 --> 01:41:51.159 your Jedi trial. By the way, it's like, what the fuck, Like, 1843 01:41:51.159 --> 01:41:53.760 what a what a convenient out you have with this 1844 01:41:53.800 --> 01:41:56.560 fucking judgment here. So Ahsoka just dipped. That's when she left. 1845 01:41:57.399 --> 01:41:59.560 Yeah, tell your kids go kill somebody. 1846 01:41:59.840 --> 01:42:04.720 So like beariss Offi's actions trial, so barrass AFI's actions 1847 01:42:04.800 --> 01:42:07.399 led to Ahska coming to the realization that the Jedi 1848 01:42:07.479 --> 01:42:12.159 had been compromised, and so is the Republic. So kind 1849 01:42:12.159 --> 01:42:13.720 of a good thing, I guess a little bit there, 1850 01:42:13.760 --> 01:42:16.680 but not for bars Eventually for Bears, because I think 1851 01:42:16.720 --> 01:42:19.720 she becomes an inquisitor, and there was like that whole 1852 01:42:21.039 --> 01:42:23.359 what the fuck were they called Tales of the Jedi show? 1853 01:42:23.800 --> 01:42:25.479 In Tales of the Siths, she was in one of 1854 01:42:25.479 --> 01:42:27.960 those episodes, she was an inquisitor and she forsakes the 1855 01:42:27.960 --> 01:42:32.479 inquisitorium because she realizes, like, oh, I don't want to 1856 01:42:32.560 --> 01:42:35.960 kill people and then be killed by Vader. Eventually it's 1857 01:42:36.039 --> 01:42:40.239 just by fuck up, I'm getting murdered. Yeah, pretty cool arc. 1858 01:42:40.359 --> 01:42:45.279 I like barris AFI's arc there. Skywalker gained a reputation 1859 01:42:45.359 --> 01:42:48.359 as a great general for his victories and was considered 1860 01:42:48.560 --> 01:42:53.680 very unconventional, like extremely unconventional. The Battle of Corusson was 1861 01:42:53.800 --> 01:42:57.680 orchestrated by Old Palpi a Sith plot. Duke and Grievous 1862 01:42:57.800 --> 01:43:01.560 ended up being killed and city is revealed. Mace Window 1863 01:43:01.600 --> 01:43:05.279 confronts the Sith lord. He's killed. What have I done? 1864 01:43:06.880 --> 01:43:09.199 You just killed Mace Window? You piece of ship? Cut 1865 01:43:09.239 --> 01:43:12.560 his hands off and old fuck dude. 1866 01:43:13.359 --> 01:43:15.680 Oh. 1867 01:43:16.560 --> 01:43:20.680 Bo, I'm so weak, help me. 1868 01:43:21.680 --> 01:43:24.399 Two seconds later, I'm never that. 1869 01:43:27.640 --> 01:43:30.640 At that moment he knew he won. He cut that 1870 01:43:30.760 --> 01:43:31.600 arm off and he's. 1871 01:43:31.439 --> 01:43:37.960 Like, yes, yes, yes, unlimited power. 1872 01:43:38.000 --> 01:43:42.800 Baby, he's fucking e wrecked. Lights come out of his dick. 1873 01:43:43.399 --> 01:43:48.720 Yeah, there's no kids in the room. 1874 01:43:49.000 --> 01:43:52.239 Uh well, Anakin's there. He's been grooming him for a 1875 01:43:52.359 --> 01:43:55.520 very long time and now he finally gets Now, he 1876 01:43:55.560 --> 01:43:57.800 finally gets that booty. But he's not a kid. He 1877 01:43:57.880 --> 01:44:03.079 loves kids. He just loves the Anakin dude. Maybe. Yeah, 1878 01:44:03.399 --> 01:44:05.279 there was a plot in Clone Wars where he was 1879 01:44:05.319 --> 01:44:07.640 like trying to take all the babies and stuff like that. 1880 01:44:07.880 --> 01:44:10.359 So yeah, that was weird. All the young lings, like 1881 01:44:10.399 --> 01:44:14.880 the fourth sensitive young Wings and then he's like there's 1882 01:44:14.880 --> 01:44:17.560 a there's an e. At the end of the episode, 1883 01:44:17.560 --> 01:44:20.279 he's like lurking over the one baby's crib and He's like, 1884 01:44:21.520 --> 01:44:25.119 I'm like, oh god, it's so bad. You're like no, 1885 01:44:26.279 --> 01:44:27.039 the baby's like. 1886 01:44:28.960 --> 01:44:30.319 No, the fuck is happening. 1887 01:44:31.359 --> 01:44:35.000 Poppy's being gross that I didn't write it. Don't blame me, 1888 01:44:35.920 --> 01:44:42.520 you brought it up. Well I have to, alright. So then, uh, 1889 01:44:42.760 --> 01:44:46.000 you know, they fail. Anakin falls to the dark side. Oh, 1890 01:44:46.119 --> 01:44:48.279 Darth Vader goes and kills a bunch of young lings. 1891 01:44:48.319 --> 01:44:50.880 Has his whole as Stu said before, has his whole 1892 01:44:50.960 --> 01:44:55.520 arc just gloss past all the killing. So then we 1893 01:44:55.560 --> 01:44:57.119 get to the end of the Jedi. And this is 1894 01:44:57.159 --> 01:44:59.800 a quote from man Mathma. The Jedi were good like 1895 01:45:00.039 --> 01:45:02.479 all of us. They failed to secure the peace. They 1896 01:45:02.479 --> 01:45:04.600 were drawn into the war like everyone else, and their 1897 01:45:04.640 --> 01:45:08.079 hands were not clean. If I accept the blame for 1898 01:45:08.159 --> 01:45:11.079 my part, they certainly earned their share too. But for 1899 01:45:11.159 --> 01:45:13.600 thousands of years they could have ruled the galaxy, and 1900 01:45:13.720 --> 01:45:17.319 instead they chose to serve. They had their own vested interests, 1901 01:45:17.399 --> 01:45:20.439 their own ways of politicking, but they believed their power 1902 01:45:20.520 --> 01:45:23.840 came with an obligation to live humbly, to do good 1903 01:45:23.840 --> 01:45:26.920 without asserting authority. Maybe they failed to live up to 1904 01:45:26.960 --> 01:45:30.159 those ideals. In the end, I haven't seen your evidence. 1905 01:45:30.800 --> 01:45:33.359 She's talking to somebody. What do I know about the 1906 01:45:33.359 --> 01:45:36.640 extent of their betrayals. But they were good, and they 1907 01:45:36.640 --> 01:45:40.000 were ordinary, and they were fallible, and even the most 1908 01:45:40.079 --> 01:45:44.000 smug and arrogant were trying to hew to a tradition 1909 01:45:44.239 --> 01:45:47.560 older than the Republic. They deserved better than to die 1910 01:45:47.600 --> 01:45:50.880 at the hands of power hungry old men who saw 1911 01:45:50.920 --> 01:45:53.560 them as a threat. We deserved better than to lose 1912 01:45:53.800 --> 01:45:56.800 another people, another religion from the universe. All of us 1913 01:45:56.800 --> 01:45:59.840 are poorer for their loss. The Jedi deserved justice, or 1914 01:46:00.079 --> 01:46:04.039 least a decent funeral one Mathma. It's pretty fucking well 1915 01:46:04.079 --> 01:46:08.960 said on Mathma with their speeches. Man. The Jedi ended 1916 01:46:09.000 --> 01:46:11.399 up being purged and the Clone Army turn against them. 1917 01:46:11.600 --> 01:46:14.760 The Jedi went into hiding, So now they're the ones hiding. 1918 01:46:14.479 --> 01:46:16.840 Whereas the Sith we're hiding balance. 1919 01:46:18.640 --> 01:46:24.319 And we're hunted and dubbed traders. That's what we forgot. 1920 01:46:24.359 --> 01:46:28.279 There was a new he man trailer son of a bitch, 1921 01:46:28.479 --> 01:46:31.520 and he sounded pretty good. I think they lowered his voice. 1922 01:46:31.520 --> 01:46:34.880 You know what they did. The Jedi went into hiding 1923 01:46:34.960 --> 01:46:37.520 and they were hunted at the Galaxy generally accepted the 1924 01:46:37.520 --> 01:46:41.880 Empire's explanation and its new rule as you know, it meant. 1925 01:46:41.680 --> 01:46:44.159 That was their explanation from our point of view. 1926 01:46:44.199 --> 01:46:46.520 The Jedi evil, yeah, pretty much, and they were like, 1927 01:46:46.600 --> 01:46:49.199 it doesn't matter as long as the war's over. Fuck it. 1928 01:46:49.279 --> 01:46:53.680 So years of propaganda ensured that the public agreed with that. 1929 01:46:53.880 --> 01:46:55.880 Palpatina came out, He's like, you see what they did 1930 01:46:55.920 --> 01:47:04.439 to me. I'm ugly really piece of. 1931 01:47:06.119 --> 01:47:07.880 Fuck you. Well he did it to us. I mean, 1932 01:47:08.039 --> 01:47:10.520 I know he did it for himself. The people don't 1933 01:47:10.560 --> 01:47:11.600 know that. Yeah, he just. 1934 01:47:11.560 --> 01:47:13.279 Steps out of the room. So they tried to kill me. 1935 01:47:13.479 --> 01:47:17.079 Look at this, and they're like, all right, m hm. 1936 01:47:18.159 --> 01:47:22.479 Yep, very clever. And the remaining Jedi, around one hundred 1937 01:47:23.079 --> 01:47:26.840 went into hiding and were hunted by inquisitors and Darth Vader. Dude, 1938 01:47:27.119 --> 01:47:31.479 ten thousand to one hundred. What an efficiency rate, dude. 1939 01:47:31.840 --> 01:47:36.840 They killed the Jedi. They massacred them. Man, that is one. 1940 01:47:36.680 --> 01:47:38.960 Percent full Liz Grossman on him. 1941 01:47:39.199 --> 01:47:40.640 Yeah, man, that's crazy. 1942 01:47:41.000 --> 01:47:43.159 And you know, I didn't really know a lot of 1943 01:47:43.199 --> 01:47:46.800 those like additional classes, I guess of the Jedi you 1944 01:47:46.800 --> 01:47:50.319 were talking about earlier. But like that kind of makes 1945 01:47:50.359 --> 01:47:53.920 more sense because you always think about, like why didn't 1946 01:47:53.920 --> 01:47:56.079 they I mean, that's still a hundred Jedi. You think, like, 1947 01:47:56.159 --> 01:47:58.439 why don't you just round him up, go bust down 1948 01:47:58.439 --> 01:48:00.920 his door and fucking kill him, like hundred against one. 1949 01:48:01.439 --> 01:48:03.600 But you're talking about a lot of those could be 1950 01:48:03.720 --> 01:48:05.560 like the ones that are just they're not really the 1951 01:48:05.600 --> 01:48:07.960 warrior ones. They're the ones that are out in the 1952 01:48:08.039 --> 01:48:10.000 far reaches of the galaxy or whatever, those like the 1953 01:48:10.079 --> 01:48:12.319 Sentinels and those guys that are maybe not the ones 1954 01:48:12.359 --> 01:48:15.560 that are training all that much or like in combat 1955 01:48:15.560 --> 01:48:19.279 with the clones and stuff. So maybe it's the majority 1956 01:48:19.359 --> 01:48:23.279 are the less trained or less combat trained versions of them. 1957 01:48:23.720 --> 01:48:25.680 I don't know, So maybe that's part of it where 1958 01:48:25.680 --> 01:48:27.960 it's like they don't really have a bunch of high 1959 01:48:28.079 --> 01:48:31.239 ranking ones anymore, super powerful ones anymore. It's just kind 1960 01:48:31.239 --> 01:48:33.079 of yeah, I don't. 1961 01:48:32.880 --> 01:48:34.640 Know, Yeah, I mean you look at the ones that 1962 01:48:34.680 --> 01:48:37.239 survive that we know of, Like Canaan, he's not the 1963 01:48:37.279 --> 01:48:39.560 most powerful Jedi. You know, you wouldn't be able to 1964 01:48:39.560 --> 01:48:41.880 face city as he fucking murked. He was struggling with 1965 01:48:41.920 --> 01:48:44.720 it against inquisitors and shit, and like Vader was a 1966 01:48:45.000 --> 01:48:48.560 terrifying threat to them. And yeah, they're like looking and 1967 01:48:48.720 --> 01:48:51.319 or where they had that like Jedi healer that like, 1968 01:48:51.640 --> 01:48:55.239 it's like, oh, you're special like those people. Yeah, there's 1969 01:48:55.279 --> 01:48:57.720 probably a Jedi like an advisor or somethinghit or like 1970 01:48:57.760 --> 01:49:02.800 one of those diplomat signed nerds, you know nerds. So yeah, 1971 01:49:02.960 --> 01:49:04.960 or a couple of Petawans that survived, you know, and 1972 01:49:05.000 --> 01:49:07.880 they're useless without a fucking they have no training. You know, 1973 01:49:08.000 --> 01:49:11.399 there's they had whatever training they gained up until that point, 1974 01:49:11.439 --> 01:49:12.800 but then they're just done. 1975 01:49:13.239 --> 01:49:16.119 Put this helmet on. That's about it. 1976 01:49:16.680 --> 01:49:19.039 Now we get to the rebirth of the Jedi. So 1977 01:49:19.119 --> 01:49:23.640 this is Tarkian will Huff Tarkan. The Jedi are extinct, 1978 01:49:23.840 --> 01:49:27.239 their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, 1979 01:49:27.600 --> 01:49:29.920 are all this left of their religion? Talking to Vader, 1980 01:49:31.079 --> 01:49:33.560 the Jedi were believed to be extinct and the Inquisitors 1981 01:49:33.560 --> 01:49:35.319 were vanquished. 1982 01:49:36.119 --> 01:49:37.319 It did air quotes again. 1983 01:49:39.520 --> 01:49:41.600 They were just you know, relieved of their duties. 1984 01:49:44.479 --> 01:49:45.119 Vaders. 1985 01:49:46.239 --> 01:49:53.199 I lied, lined up, lied, I lie moving down. 1986 01:49:55.680 --> 01:49:59.399 Fuck dude, don't stab them. Fucking got a common in half. Well, 1987 01:50:00.399 --> 01:50:02.640 cut their head off for the brain. 1988 01:50:03.319 --> 01:50:05.840 I'd rip in a tear, you know, go from the 1989 01:50:05.840 --> 01:50:06.399 bottom up. 1990 01:50:07.279 --> 01:50:10.199 Banana peel reverse banana. People who. 1991 01:50:11.600 --> 01:50:13.640 If you if you're strong enough to dig your fingers 1992 01:50:13.680 --> 01:50:15.159 into the skull and just tear them that way. 1993 01:50:15.800 --> 01:50:18.560 Yeah, or is it a rip. That's a that's a rip. 1994 01:50:18.920 --> 01:50:22.279 That's a rip, all right, Yeah, you can rip them, 1995 01:50:22.439 --> 01:50:25.399 dig your fingers into their skull, rip them to banana. 1996 01:50:25.439 --> 01:50:29.600 Peel dude, peel them up, peel them up. So there 1997 01:50:29.720 --> 01:50:33.359 was the Jedi Path, which you learn about in Obi 1998 01:50:33.359 --> 01:50:37.760 Wan and uh Calcastus and stuff like that. The secret 1999 01:50:37.800 --> 01:50:40.479 path that helped it was just an underground network of 2000 01:50:40.479 --> 01:50:44.239 people that aided the Jedi. It gets established, and then 2001 01:50:44.319 --> 01:50:47.840 obi Wan finally kills Mal, which we see in Rebels. 2002 01:50:48.359 --> 01:50:50.680 Pretty cool. I love how he takes the Qui Gon stance. 2003 01:50:50.800 --> 01:50:52.880 He like goes to obi Wan like old obi Wan 2004 01:50:53.239 --> 01:50:56.000 goes to the Qui Gon stance, and then Mal sees 2005 01:50:56.039 --> 01:50:57.920 it and he's just like, oh ship. He tries to 2006 01:50:57.960 --> 01:51:01.319 pull that same like up move where he like knocked 2007 01:51:01.359 --> 01:51:04.239 Qui Gon's arms up, and then obi Wan just slices 2008 01:51:04.279 --> 01:51:07.000 him and like well like slices his lightsaber through him. 2009 01:51:07.399 --> 01:51:08.840 Pretty cool like that. 2010 01:51:09.079 --> 01:51:12.279 It is a wild move to try and use the 2011 01:51:12.399 --> 01:51:15.720 move that killed the guy's master. And he saw you 2012 01:51:15.840 --> 01:51:17.800 do it, and you're like, I'm gonna do it to 2013 01:51:17.800 --> 01:51:19.000 you too, and he's like, no. 2014 01:51:19.079 --> 01:51:22.680 Bitch, And it was also a callback to like, dude, 2015 01:51:22.680 --> 01:51:26.039 he replayed that in his obi Wan replayed that fight 2016 01:51:26.119 --> 01:51:28.920 in his brain every day until his dying day. I'll 2017 01:51:28.960 --> 01:51:31.520 guarantee you because it calls back to Anakin when he's like, 2018 01:51:32.399 --> 01:51:34.319 I have the high ground. Don't try it like Mal. 2019 01:51:34.680 --> 01:51:37.399 He did that to Mal. That was his move, jumping 2020 01:51:37.439 --> 01:51:38.920 over him and caught him in half. He tried to 2021 01:51:38.960 --> 01:51:41.279 do it to him. Obi Wan's like, dude, your fucking 2022 01:51:42.319 --> 01:51:43.319 I'm just gonna turn around. 2023 01:51:44.479 --> 01:51:46.600 I'm gonna cut your everything. 2024 01:51:46.720 --> 01:51:49.680 I have relived this moment every fucking night of my life. 2025 01:51:49.720 --> 01:51:52.560 This is what was like the most nightmare moment of 2026 01:51:52.680 --> 01:51:56.159 my life. Was like, dude, I'm gonna cut her everything. 2027 01:51:55.880 --> 01:51:57.960 Face down, the scythe man geez. 2028 01:51:58.239 --> 01:51:59.880 I think it was just like a fan made thing, 2029 01:52:00.079 --> 01:52:03.680 but have you seen that like little comic panel. I 2030 01:52:03.720 --> 01:52:08.239 think of obi Wan talking to Anakin, like when Obi 2031 01:52:08.279 --> 01:52:11.279 Wan's hiding in the cave and stuff. It's so good. 2032 01:52:11.359 --> 01:52:14.279 It's like an eight page like Instagram think you flip through, 2033 01:52:14.560 --> 01:52:16.800 but it's like obi Wan like in his like Jedi 2034 01:52:16.920 --> 01:52:17.520 robes and stuff. 2035 01:52:17.520 --> 01:52:20.000 He's like, good, my buddy, how you doing. 2036 01:52:20.079 --> 01:52:22.479 They're like shaking hands and stuff, and they're like talking 2037 01:52:22.680 --> 01:52:24.960 like throughout the first like few panels or just having 2038 01:52:25.000 --> 01:52:27.880 normal conversation stuff, and Ankin's like, so, uh, you know, 2039 01:52:28.039 --> 01:52:31.720 where is he? And he's like he's what do you mean. 2040 01:52:31.720 --> 01:52:34.159 He's like he's supposed to I don't know. He's like, 2041 01:52:34.279 --> 01:52:36.279 you're trying to hide something from me. And then all 2042 01:52:36.279 --> 01:52:38.880 of a sudden, it starts turning and Ankin's like robes 2043 01:52:38.880 --> 01:52:41.359 start going dark and stuff and the panels and then 2044 01:52:41.560 --> 01:52:44.119 like they're still holding hands like shaking hands and starts 2045 01:52:44.119 --> 01:52:46.880 turning into like the robotic arm and stuff. His eyes 2046 01:52:46.880 --> 01:52:48.720 start like fanning away, like turns to Bader. 2047 01:52:48.760 --> 01:52:53.600 He's like, I know you're hiding him from it. I 2048 01:52:53.600 --> 01:52:54.199 want to see that. 2049 01:52:54.279 --> 01:52:56.359 I'll look it up. And then like obi Wan just 2050 01:52:56.359 --> 01:52:57.760 like wakes up from a dream and it's like him 2051 01:52:57.800 --> 01:52:59.920 having a nightmare in the cave, like guarding over Luke. 2052 01:53:00.159 --> 01:53:04.439 Like it's so good. There are a lot of comics 2053 01:53:04.479 --> 01:53:07.680 that are like that, where like and like Vader comic 2054 01:53:07.760 --> 01:53:11.720 run dude, fucking epic man. Like he he does a 2055 01:53:11.720 --> 01:53:14.239 lot of ship Man. There's a lot of cool ship 2056 01:53:14.359 --> 01:53:17.880 fights his like Spectral Form and like the Sith Realm 2057 01:53:17.920 --> 01:53:21.640 and Moustafar or whatever. Dudey ship goes down. 2058 01:53:21.680 --> 01:53:23.840 I think there's like a few panels or like a 2059 01:53:24.000 --> 01:53:27.159 whole book maybe, but he's I think he was in 2060 01:53:27.239 --> 01:53:30.199 a desert. He's like just surrounded and they're like basically 2061 01:53:30.199 --> 01:53:31.199 she's like, Vader, you're strong. 2062 01:53:31.239 --> 01:53:34.279 It's like, yeah, I'm surrounded, but dead Man the only 2063 01:53:34.359 --> 01:53:38.479 thing I'm surrounded by his fear and dead Man. It's 2064 01:53:38.520 --> 01:53:40.960 like a dude that's like fucking regimen of like. 2065 01:53:41.800 --> 01:53:45.359 Was like, dude, you could not run mental song out 2066 01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:46.760 of that. You just need to fucking rip. 2067 01:53:47.920 --> 01:53:50.159 Dude. He's just. 2068 01:53:52.800 --> 01:53:53.479 In the hallways. 2069 01:53:53.600 --> 01:53:55.119 You're in the back line of that, and you hear 2070 01:53:55.319 --> 01:54:00.000 this guy say that. 2071 01:54:00.039 --> 01:54:05.840 Ellien was great. I'm going home. I quit. Uh So, 2072 01:54:05.960 --> 01:54:09.600 then yeah, obi Wan finally kills mal obi Wan fights Vader, 2073 01:54:09.680 --> 01:54:13.119 which we see in the show, which I love that fight. 2074 01:54:13.520 --> 01:54:15.079 I know that show gets a lot of hate, but 2075 01:54:15.359 --> 01:54:19.359 I liked that fight. That shows good. 2076 01:54:19.399 --> 01:54:22.840 I think there was just some other extremely goofy ship 2077 01:54:22.920 --> 01:54:24.960 in that show that was so fucking sure, and. 2078 01:54:24.920 --> 01:54:26.800 I can agree to some of that sentiment. I think 2079 01:54:26.840 --> 01:54:29.600 that fight made that show, like showing Vader's power when 2080 01:54:29.600 --> 01:54:31.560 he's holding the fucking ship all that stuff. 2081 01:54:31.680 --> 01:54:33.680 Dude, he straight tears the ship apart. 2082 01:54:34.600 --> 01:54:36.680 Dude. It is cool, very cool. 2083 01:54:36.680 --> 01:54:39.239 But then there's a part where obi Wan is hiding 2084 01:54:39.359 --> 01:54:42.119 Leah under a coat. 2085 01:54:43.319 --> 01:54:45.479 Well, I feel like I feel like and Or kind 2086 01:54:45.479 --> 01:54:47.960 of fixes some of that where and Or remember when 2087 01:54:48.000 --> 01:54:50.039 he's like, they're so arrogant they don't even notice. You 2088 01:54:50.039 --> 01:54:50.960 can just walk right in. 2089 01:54:51.079 --> 01:54:54.119 This, man, I get it, but I'm just intent where 2090 01:54:54.119 --> 01:54:58.600 there's a child's legs walking next to an adult man's legs, 2091 01:54:58.680 --> 01:55:01.960 and the adult man he just says, a giant fucking. 2092 01:55:03.479 --> 01:55:08.319 Eat a dick, eat a fucking dick. Yeah it is. 2093 01:55:08.439 --> 01:55:11.159 It is bad, but I'm just saying and Or does 2094 01:55:11.239 --> 01:55:17.239 kind of address it whatever. Whatever. So then a rebellion emerges. 2095 01:55:17.640 --> 01:55:21.039 Leah is involved, as well as her father and mon Mathma, 2096 01:55:21.079 --> 01:55:24.079 which you know bail Organic is her father suit you know, 2097 01:55:24.119 --> 01:55:27.720 adoptive father Luke Skywalker enters the rebellion after the death 2098 01:55:27.760 --> 01:55:33.359 of his adoptive parents, Uncle Olan am Peru, and they're 2099 01:55:33.399 --> 01:55:39.520 just skeletons. Obi Wan takes him under his wing and 2100 01:55:39.920 --> 01:55:43.760 quote unquote trains him for like a minute. 2101 01:55:44.199 --> 01:55:46.560 I like how obi Wan like in the original trilogy, 2102 01:55:46.560 --> 01:55:49.720 He's like, fuck is this guy. Yeah, it acts like 2103 01:55:49.760 --> 01:55:52.279 he doesn't fucking know. Well, I guess maybe he's in 2104 01:55:52.319 --> 01:55:53.159 the desert so long. 2105 01:55:53.279 --> 01:55:56.439 He's just like, dude, look at what that desert did 2106 01:55:56.479 --> 01:55:59.439 to my man, like only twenty years, dude. That dude 2107 01:55:59.479 --> 01:56:02.920 looks like he age like thirty fucking years. God damn. 2108 01:56:04.000 --> 01:56:07.079 O Wei wanted Vader confront one another for the last time, 2109 01:56:07.560 --> 01:56:10.560 and what we want is cut down. Luke destroys the 2110 01:56:10.600 --> 01:56:12.640 death Star, and I'm glazing over a lot of this 2111 01:56:12.640 --> 01:56:15.119 because we know this story. Luke and Vader have a 2112 01:56:15.119 --> 01:56:18.880 brief encounter at the attack on Si Moon one, so 2113 01:56:18.960 --> 01:56:21.760 this is like a comic book run. Vader saw Luke 2114 01:56:21.840 --> 01:56:25.680 wielding his old lightsaber. Vader hires Boba Fet to track 2115 01:56:25.760 --> 01:56:29.920 Luke down. Luke returns to Tatooine to recover Kenobi's journals 2116 01:56:30.159 --> 01:56:33.159 and encountered Boba Fett, but was able to escape. And 2117 01:56:33.199 --> 01:56:37.119 that's when Boba Fet learns his name and tells Vader Skywalker. 2118 01:56:37.359 --> 01:56:39.760 That's all. That's the only thing he learned was Skywalker. 2119 01:56:40.119 --> 01:56:43.439 And that's when Vader was like, shit, I got a son, 2120 01:56:43.960 --> 01:56:48.039 and he became obsessed and he became inspired to overthrow 2121 01:56:48.079 --> 01:56:50.640 the empire. Emperor with his with the son in his side, 2122 01:56:50.680 --> 01:56:55.199 you know, join me, my baby boy exactly. So Luke 2123 01:56:55.239 --> 01:56:58.720 eventually goes to Dagobah and is trained by Yoda, and 2124 01:56:58.760 --> 01:57:00.800 there's no air quotes on that one because he did 2125 01:57:01.039 --> 01:57:02.560 get trained for quite a while. It was a couple 2126 01:57:02.560 --> 01:57:02.880 of weeks. 2127 01:57:03.039 --> 01:57:04.479 Yeah, yeah, I was back for a bit. 2128 01:57:04.600 --> 01:57:07.279 Yeah, it was a couple of weeks of training. Luke eventually, 2129 01:57:07.520 --> 01:57:10.600 uh yeah, he disobeys his masters and leaves to go 2130 01:57:10.680 --> 01:57:11.640 rescue his friends. 2131 01:57:11.880 --> 01:57:14.760 Actually, how long was Luke on Dagoba A couple of weeks? 2132 01:57:15.039 --> 01:57:17.159 Okay, it was a couple of weeks. That's that's why 2133 01:57:17.199 --> 01:57:19.159 I have a lot of beef when people like talk 2134 01:57:19.199 --> 01:57:21.800 about Ray not having training. It's like Luke barely got 2135 01:57:21.840 --> 01:57:24.079 any training, and he was able to face down the 2136 01:57:24.159 --> 01:57:26.279 dark Lord, you know, because he believed in himself. It's 2137 01:57:26.279 --> 01:57:26.840 all it takes. 2138 01:57:27.399 --> 01:57:29.319 But I don't. I think the only difference though, is 2139 01:57:29.399 --> 01:57:31.439 I don't think believe. I don't think Luke could have 2140 01:57:31.439 --> 01:57:33.560 beat him. I don't think Luke could beat Vader. I 2141 01:57:33.600 --> 01:57:35.840 think Vader was so torn at that point where they 2142 01:57:35.840 --> 01:57:38.159 were just like basically defeated himself. 2143 01:57:38.199 --> 01:57:40.199 No, that was the only way that Luke could beat him, 2144 01:57:40.319 --> 01:57:42.479 was throwing down his lightsaber, casting. 2145 01:57:42.279 --> 01:57:43.359 Like he couldn't fight him. 2146 01:57:43.800 --> 01:57:46.880 That's yeah, I agree, I agree, but he does beat 2147 01:57:46.880 --> 01:57:49.319 down Vader, you'll beat down he does. 2148 01:57:49.359 --> 01:57:51.760 But I think Vader, with his anger, I don't think 2149 01:57:51.840 --> 01:57:53.359 Vader wanted to fight him at that point. He was 2150 01:57:53.399 --> 01:57:55.720 so like they had that emotional talk back and forth 2151 01:57:55.720 --> 01:57:56.760 and stuff like Vader was. 2152 01:57:56.720 --> 01:57:57.800 Like he was conflicted. 2153 01:57:57.880 --> 01:57:59.520 Yeah, he wasn't wanting to kill his son. 2154 01:57:59.680 --> 01:58:05.520 That's a good point. But yeah, then uh, Luke, Luke 2155 01:58:05.560 --> 01:58:08.479 Invader fight and Luke loses hard, and that's when. 2156 01:58:08.279 --> 01:58:11.199 You im. 2157 01:58:15.119 --> 01:58:19.680 He told me you count him. It's just he lied. 2158 01:58:23.880 --> 01:58:27.520 Uh And then yeah, the big twist is reined, just 2159 01:58:27.640 --> 01:58:31.760 like hit the Spring Stars like, oh no, sorry. So 2160 01:58:31.840 --> 01:58:35.000 then a bunch of stuff happens to Vader and Luke 2161 01:58:35.159 --> 01:58:37.199 during this time. I'm not going to really get into 2162 01:58:37.239 --> 01:58:39.159 it because that's kind of it could be a whole episode. 2163 01:58:39.159 --> 01:58:41.079 We haven't even done the Star Wars movie breakdown, so 2164 01:58:41.119 --> 01:58:41.560 we can just do. 2165 01:58:41.640 --> 01:58:46.039 Those, that's right, Oh my god, are you seriously? Yeah, 2166 01:58:46.039 --> 01:58:49.279 we haven't done any of them. Uh yeah, I mean 2167 01:58:49.319 --> 01:58:50.079 we'll do those next. 2168 01:58:50.600 --> 01:58:53.720 Sounds a good idea, do trilogy at a time. 2169 01:58:54.039 --> 01:58:57.600 Yeah, stay tuned. But yeah, then a bunch of stuff 2170 01:58:57.640 --> 01:59:00.319 happens to them. Vader ends up being punished for arching 2171 01:59:00.359 --> 01:59:04.960 for answers about Luke and is banished to Musafar by Sidious. 2172 01:59:05.000 --> 01:59:08.239 He's hurt really bad, like he's just sent the like 2173 01:59:08.359 --> 01:59:11.880 banished there and he has to recover. So then Luke 2174 01:59:11.920 --> 01:59:15.239 finds a new lightsaber. He's like collecting artifacts, finds a 2175 01:59:15.279 --> 01:59:17.920 bunch of different stuff here and there. A bunch of 2176 01:59:17.960 --> 01:59:20.800 comic book runs cover all this stuff. The second Death 2177 01:59:20.840 --> 01:59:24.159 Star is destroyed and Palpi was killed by Vader that 2178 01:59:24.279 --> 01:59:27.359 we've talked about, Oh my god already. Yeah, Vader turns 2179 01:59:27.359 --> 01:59:30.920 back to the light side, destroys the Scyth. Luke cast 2180 01:59:31.000 --> 01:59:33.920 aside his anger and hate. You know, he was giving 2181 01:59:33.960 --> 01:59:34.600 into it, dude. 2182 01:59:34.920 --> 01:59:36.399 Oh you could see it in his face, he was. 2183 01:59:37.159 --> 01:59:38.840 And that's one thing we've all kind of talked shit 2184 01:59:38.920 --> 01:59:40.880 on Luke. You know, he's whiny and shit, But man, 2185 01:59:41.560 --> 01:59:45.600 is that boy brave? Holy shit, dude, facing the dark 2186 01:59:45.640 --> 01:59:47.560 Lord of the Scyth alone. 2187 01:59:47.319 --> 01:59:50.000 And throwing your weapon away just like Palpi. 2188 01:59:50.159 --> 01:59:52.439 Dude, we just talked about like it could be like 2189 01:59:52.479 --> 01:59:54.920 all these sentinels out there, like they don't stand a 2190 01:59:55.000 --> 01:59:57.760 chant Luke didn't stand a chance. You're absolutely right about that. 2191 01:59:57.800 --> 02:00:01.039 Take earlier, he would not have been Palpi on in 2192 02:00:01.079 --> 02:00:04.039 a blow for blow like contests, Like if Palpi whipped 2193 02:00:04.039 --> 02:00:06.039 out his white sabers, he would have destroyed him. 2194 02:00:06.920 --> 02:00:10.000 Was thinking about whipping something else is swelling. 2195 02:00:13.560 --> 02:00:15.479 His anger is swelling. 2196 02:00:16.439 --> 02:00:19.600 And uh Luke's lightsaber cross and he's just lapping in 2197 02:00:19.600 --> 02:00:20.119 the background. 2198 02:00:20.199 --> 02:00:26.319 He's just like big dog sticks out the little. 2199 02:00:28.640 --> 02:00:29.439 That's called back. 2200 02:00:31.079 --> 02:00:33.800 So then the new we'll get into the New Republic 2201 02:00:33.880 --> 02:00:36.800 era and this this is a breeze. Luke goes around 2202 02:00:36.800 --> 02:00:38.960 and collects all the Jedi artifacts. There's a bunch of 2203 02:00:38.960 --> 02:00:41.399 comic book runs about all this stuff and all this 2204 02:00:41.800 --> 02:00:46.239 like gap timeline here, Luke built a new Jedi academy 2205 02:00:46.279 --> 02:00:49.399 after the Battle of jaku on Osis. If you remember 2206 02:00:49.479 --> 02:00:52.479 that was one of the original temples they went to 2207 02:00:52.960 --> 02:00:56.560 course on Ossis Tython, and there was one another one. 2208 02:00:56.560 --> 02:00:59.600 I can definitely remember that. Yeah, Asis was one of 2209 02:00:59.600 --> 02:01:05.920 the original regional Max's. So then that's when he resumes 2210 02:01:05.960 --> 02:01:09.359 the practices of the old Jedi. Grogu is discovered and 2211 02:01:09.399 --> 02:01:13.039 reaches out to Luke from Tython. Luke trained Grogu for 2212 02:01:13.079 --> 02:01:15.399 a little bit before he left, and he also trained 2213 02:01:15.399 --> 02:01:19.159 a group of Jedi, with his nephew Ben Solo among them. Ben, 2214 02:01:19.359 --> 02:01:22.520 corrupted by Snoke, turns to the dark Side and the 2215 02:01:22.520 --> 02:01:26.560 temple was destroyed and all the apprentices were killed. Luke 2216 02:01:26.640 --> 02:01:31.399 exiles himself to acto the original Jedi Temple. Kylo Ren 2217 02:01:31.439 --> 02:01:35.640 in the First Order emerge and Ray also emerges and 2218 02:01:35.840 --> 02:01:40.479 sought out Luke. Luke trains her, Snoke is killed, Kylo 2219 02:01:40.640 --> 02:01:45.039 takes over the First Order. Luke dies while projecting himself 2220 02:01:45.039 --> 02:01:48.520 across the fucking galaxy to face Kylo and save the Resistance, 2221 02:01:48.560 --> 02:01:52.239 which I don't care what people say, tat was fucking sweet. 2222 02:01:52.680 --> 02:01:57.960 I loved seeing that. I've never seen a course. Yeah, 2223 02:01:58.119 --> 02:02:02.239 that's a wild show. How only fuck man? Anybody complain 2224 02:02:02.319 --> 02:02:05.960 about Luke not being shown powerful enough? Dude, just watch that. 2225 02:02:06.279 --> 02:02:07.960 I mean, it's an asorbit. 2226 02:02:08.159 --> 02:02:11.039 It's a very good show of power. But I think 2227 02:02:11.279 --> 02:02:13.479 everybody was thinking it was going to be a different 2228 02:02:13.560 --> 02:02:15.319 like I remember reading. 2229 02:02:15.239 --> 02:02:16.520 Yeah it's the Expectations. 2230 02:02:16.600 --> 02:02:19.800 Yeah, where I think me and a lot of other 2231 02:02:19.800 --> 02:02:22.000 people thought we were gonna see Luke basically like moving 2232 02:02:22.079 --> 02:02:26.479 mountains with his forest powers, not projecting himself as a 2233 02:02:26.520 --> 02:02:27.359 hologram basins. 2234 02:02:27.359 --> 02:02:30.079 I would say that's pretty equivalent. If he can do that, 2235 02:02:30.359 --> 02:02:32.359 I would say he could probably move my mom. 2236 02:02:32.399 --> 02:02:34.920 I'm sure he could, actually, no, because he shut himself 2237 02:02:34.920 --> 02:02:36.479 off from the forest for so long when he was 2238 02:02:36.479 --> 02:02:40.439 on Octo, which also that I literally just thought of this. 2239 02:02:40.720 --> 02:02:44.000 He's like, I don't want to be a Jedi teacher anymore. Wait, 2240 02:02:44.079 --> 02:02:47.640 I'm gonna go to the first fucking temple of the Jedi. 2241 02:02:49.039 --> 02:02:49.880 The fuck is it? 2242 02:02:50.159 --> 02:02:52.039 And once you go to somewhere that you have no 2243 02:02:52.079 --> 02:02:53.119 connection to the forest. 2244 02:02:52.880 --> 02:02:56.039 Which go to malakor whatever that plant's called, I'm gonna 2245 02:02:56.039 --> 02:02:57.239 go to the fucking Sith's planet. 2246 02:02:57.319 --> 02:03:00.000 Yeah. And here's my take is Luke always had trouble 2247 02:03:00.159 --> 02:03:02.680 letting go, just like his father, which is a Jedi 2248 02:03:02.720 --> 02:03:05.119 teaching right. We talked about that right in the beginning 2249 02:03:05.159 --> 02:03:07.840 of this episode. Letting go is a main fucking thing, 2250 02:03:08.439 --> 02:03:10.560 and Luke just had trouble letting go. He had trouble 2251 02:03:10.600 --> 02:03:12.079 letting go of his friends when he went to go 2252 02:03:12.119 --> 02:03:15.359 rescue them on Best Man. When a real Jedi, right, 2253 02:03:15.560 --> 02:03:17.920 a true Jedi would have stayed and trained and let 2254 02:03:18.319 --> 02:03:20.640 whatever happens happens. You know, it's the will of force right, 2255 02:03:21.359 --> 02:03:23.520 which right or wrong? I don't care what the take 2256 02:03:23.640 --> 02:03:25.640 is there, but that's what the Jedi was probably was 2257 02:03:25.640 --> 02:03:28.840 supposed to do. And yeah, and like with his father, 2258 02:03:28.920 --> 02:03:30.560 he almost slipped into the dark side, you know, he 2259 02:03:30.640 --> 02:03:34.279 just he was always on raw emotions, very and what 2260 02:03:34.319 --> 02:03:36.319 do we say in the beginning, like they were not 2261 02:03:36.520 --> 02:03:40.600 meant to abruptly react to things, you know, like and 2262 02:03:40.600 --> 02:03:43.199 that was all Luke's That was all Luke did really, 2263 02:03:43.960 --> 02:03:47.319 so I don't know, kind of cool full circle thing there, 2264 02:03:47.399 --> 02:03:49.840 you know, he worked on impulse at the end, He's like, 2265 02:03:49.880 --> 02:03:53.199 this is all I could do. Project myself here, do 2266 02:03:53.279 --> 02:03:55.399 what I said I wouldn't do, face down the whole 2267 02:03:55.439 --> 02:03:59.000 first order with a laser sword, and he does it. 2268 02:03:59.079 --> 02:04:03.399 I'm like, oh, imagine witnessing that, like as a resistance fighter. 2269 02:04:03.399 --> 02:04:06.439 You're like, dude, the Jedi are the fucking best to 2270 02:04:06.560 --> 02:04:09.560 ever fucking do it. Like this is incredible. Like the 2271 02:04:09.640 --> 02:04:16.119 dude wasn't even there, where was he? This is Space Wizards, dude, 2272 02:04:17.399 --> 02:04:22.760 So that was very cool, exactly exactly. Dude inspired the 2273 02:04:22.800 --> 02:04:26.119 whole fucking the whole crew man. And then you like 2274 02:04:26.159 --> 02:04:28.600 go around telling these legends to all You're like, oh, man, 2275 02:04:28.640 --> 02:04:30.479 I saw this fucking Jedi. He came out and he 2276 02:04:30.560 --> 02:04:32.640 fucking based on the whole first order, that. 2277 02:04:32.720 --> 02:04:36.079 Is true because those rebels they closed the doors at 2278 02:04:36.079 --> 02:04:38.319 that point, didn't they. So they literally just saw Loo 2279 02:04:38.720 --> 02:04:42.000 just a dude standing down, standing in front. 2280 02:04:41.800 --> 02:04:44.880 Of the tanking all of this. 2281 02:04:45.359 --> 02:04:46.319 They probably didn't. 2282 02:04:46.079 --> 02:04:46.640 Even see it. 2283 02:04:46.680 --> 02:04:49.119 Well I wonder if did some of them see him 2284 02:04:49.199 --> 02:04:51.399 still just stand there, brush his shoulder off. 2285 02:04:51.239 --> 02:04:53.359 Like probably the ones on the monitors and ship like 2286 02:04:53.439 --> 02:04:56.760 watching through the tactical panels and ship like, so, dude, 2287 02:04:56.760 --> 02:05:03.159 he's taking it. He's just fucking standing. Does this dust 2288 02:05:03.199 --> 02:05:04.000 your shoulder off? 2289 02:05:04.079 --> 02:05:04.119 Like? 2290 02:05:04.239 --> 02:05:09.000 Damn John Cena. Pretty pretty cool display a both power 2291 02:05:09.159 --> 02:05:11.600 and what a true Jedi should be doing, you know, 2292 02:05:11.720 --> 02:05:13.840 like it was very pacifist of him, like he wasn't 2293 02:05:13.880 --> 02:05:18.720 actually fighting him. Yeah, very cool, underrated moment, I would say, 2294 02:05:19.119 --> 02:05:22.680 in my opinion. But then you have Luke dies in. 2295 02:05:22.600 --> 02:05:26.079 The process, probably. 2296 02:05:25.000 --> 02:05:26.720 Because he was cut off for so long, you like, 2297 02:05:26.880 --> 02:05:28.760 expended all of his energy, you know, that's all he 2298 02:05:28.800 --> 02:05:35.720 could conjure. And then somehow Palpatine returns. Goddamn God, damn it. 2299 02:05:38.239 --> 02:05:42.039 Lea dies Ray is revealed to be the daughter of 2300 02:05:42.399 --> 02:05:46.359 a failed Palpi clone and that is all covered in 2301 02:05:46.479 --> 02:05:50.840 like comic book stuff. Leab dies, Kylo turns back to 2302 02:05:50.880 --> 02:05:53.800 the Light side, and Ray destroys Palpi for good with 2303 02:05:53.880 --> 02:05:57.439 the help of the Jedi and then Ray and then 2304 02:05:57.520 --> 02:06:01.239 Ray dies in the process, but Kylo gives her his 2305 02:06:01.279 --> 02:06:02.880 life and he dies instead. 2306 02:06:03.359 --> 02:06:06.079 You know, I kind of feel like they didn't have 2307 02:06:06.159 --> 02:06:08.359 a plan for these last few movies. 2308 02:06:10.039 --> 02:06:15.880 Fucking Abrams, you're nothing, ah, jj Abrams his granddaughter. Oh fuck, 2309 02:06:16.479 --> 02:06:20.000 he soiled it with Rise of Skywalker. Man fuck. They 2310 02:06:20.039 --> 02:06:22.039 could have taken it in some cool directions after the 2311 02:06:22.079 --> 02:06:24.600 last Jedi, but what is it all? 2312 02:06:24.680 --> 02:06:27.680 Didn't jj Abrams did one? 2313 02:06:28.319 --> 02:06:30.399 He did Force Awaken. 2314 02:06:31.319 --> 02:06:34.159 Yeah, so like, hey, you're nothing. Then was Ryan Johnson 2315 02:06:34.199 --> 02:06:37.800 did the second one was like you're actually a Palpatine 2316 02:06:38.159 --> 02:06:40.279 and then jj Abrams took back over. 2317 02:06:40.640 --> 02:06:43.319 Well No two was no. 2318 02:06:43.319 --> 02:06:43.439 No. 2319 02:06:43.319 --> 02:06:48.039 No two was you're nobody, Your Ray nobody? Two was 2320 02:06:48.319 --> 02:06:51.800 you Ray nobody. She doesn't discover she's a Palpie until three. 2321 02:06:51.840 --> 02:06:54.640 So jj Abrams soiled it a piece of ship brought 2322 02:06:54.680 --> 02:06:58.199 back damn he literally somehow Palpatine returned us and then 2323 02:06:58.479 --> 02:06:59.359 raise a Palpie. 2324 02:06:59.439 --> 02:07:00.680 So he is the problem. 2325 02:07:01.399 --> 02:07:04.359 I will forever die on this hill. Dude. Ryan Johnson 2326 02:07:04.760 --> 02:07:08.319 was onto something. J. J. Abrams just soiled it because 2327 02:07:08.319 --> 02:07:10.680 he was bitter. He was bitter about the fact that 2328 02:07:10.720 --> 02:07:12.960 they changed directors. And he's just like, I'm gonna ruin 2329 02:07:13.039 --> 02:07:15.720 this whole fucking thing, just like Spider Man three. Just 2330 02:07:15.760 --> 02:07:18.079 like Spider Man three. Dude, he's gonna he venomed us. 2331 02:07:18.760 --> 02:07:23.000 He gave us to for Grace's venom. Well that part 2332 02:07:23.159 --> 02:07:29.399 was funny, but to for Grace was the problem I forgot. 2333 02:07:29.800 --> 02:07:32.479 Yes, So he's looking at you, he's right there exactly. 2334 02:07:32.560 --> 02:07:33.359 He's Spider Man three. 2335 02:07:33.399 --> 02:07:36.520 Does Man no, because that's venom to for Grace appeals. 2336 02:07:42.039 --> 02:07:48.079 So yeah, then the Skywalker bloodline does end, but the 2337 02:07:48.159 --> 02:07:51.119 name endures with Ray as she takes up the Skywalker 2338 02:07:51.239 --> 02:07:55.319 name because the actions, you know, of all the Skywalkers 2339 02:07:55.359 --> 02:07:58.880 allowed the Jedi to prevail and prevent the return again. 2340 02:07:59.399 --> 02:08:03.840 Somehow he returned. Ray gain's the status of Master eventually, 2341 02:08:03.880 --> 02:08:06.920 as she is the only Jedi around, she began work 2342 02:08:06.960 --> 02:08:09.760 to rebuild the Order as as it was in the 2343 02:08:09.800 --> 02:08:11.880 High Republic. So that's what she's striving for. And I 2344 02:08:11.920 --> 02:08:13.600 think there's a new Ray movie that's gonna come out, 2345 02:08:13.640 --> 02:08:16.239 So if it's anything like the High Republic book. I'd 2346 02:08:16.239 --> 02:08:17.640 love to see something like that. That'd be cool. 2347 02:08:17.880 --> 02:08:19.840 Was that like on like a comic book or something 2348 02:08:19.880 --> 02:08:21.520 like where? When the fuck did that happen? 2349 02:08:22.439 --> 02:08:27.039 I think it was covered in like the what the fuck? 2350 02:08:27.119 --> 02:08:30.119 They make like comics for all the movies too, and 2351 02:08:30.159 --> 02:08:32.039 they put extra scenes in there, so I think it's 2352 02:08:32.039 --> 02:08:34.760 from that Jesus. So they show like an after. 2353 02:08:36.119 --> 02:08:38.199 People are going to be like or ninety nine percent 2354 02:08:38.239 --> 02:08:40.119 of people are like, oh, wait, she made a new 2355 02:08:40.199 --> 02:08:40.960 Jedi Order. 2356 02:08:41.479 --> 02:08:44.800 Weird? Well, I mean, what else is she gonna do? Nothing? 2357 02:08:45.359 --> 02:08:48.359 I don't know. I would say if she were to 2358 02:08:48.399 --> 02:08:50.680 make a new Jedi Order, she needs to go away 2359 02:08:50.720 --> 02:08:54.159 from the hubris of the prior generations and listen to 2360 02:08:54.199 --> 02:08:56.000 what Luke was trying to tell her. Like in the end, 2361 02:08:56.119 --> 02:08:58.680 Luke was like, dude, like the Jedi were deified, like 2362 02:08:58.720 --> 02:09:02.000 they're they're just people, man Like, They're just these fucking 2363 02:09:02.079 --> 02:09:06.680 fallible people and they fucked up. They're not all what 2364 02:09:06.359 --> 02:09:08.920 you what they're cracked up to be. So she needs 2365 02:09:08.960 --> 02:09:11.439 to take that and like build upon that and go 2366 02:09:11.520 --> 02:09:13.399 back to like the High Republic, where they were just 2367 02:09:13.439 --> 02:09:18.520 focused on helping the lowest of classes. Of people expanding 2368 02:09:18.560 --> 02:09:23.720 the universe, exploring, protecting, and they lost their way. They 2369 02:09:23.800 --> 02:09:25.640 just lost their way. The Jedi lost their way, and 2370 02:09:25.680 --> 02:09:29.399 it's a lot of Yoda's fault. Yoda led them down 2371 02:09:29.399 --> 02:09:31.720 that path. You know, he was the grand Master for 2372 02:09:31.760 --> 02:09:37.520 a lot of a long time. Shit. So, and that's 2373 02:09:37.560 --> 02:09:39.039 the Jedi. I'll wrap it up. I know this was 2374 02:09:39.079 --> 02:09:41.680 a very long episode, but it is the Jedi we're 2375 02:09:41.720 --> 02:09:45.079 talking about here, And some of it was retreaded stuff 2376 02:09:45.119 --> 02:09:47.439 that you know, maybe you didn't know as a listener, 2377 02:09:47.479 --> 02:09:49.760 but now you do. We all knew a lot of 2378 02:09:49.760 --> 02:09:52.960 this information, at least from the you know, Clone wars 2379 02:09:53.000 --> 02:09:53.319 on him. 2380 02:09:53.760 --> 02:09:55.960 I mean, there's some new stuff in there, right, you know. 2381 02:09:56.119 --> 02:09:58.119 So yeah, I figured so much. I figured as much. 2382 02:09:58.920 --> 02:10:00.520 So what do we think about the Jedi? 2383 02:10:01.600 --> 02:10:04.960 I think they're evil from my point of view. 2384 02:10:08.319 --> 02:10:09.840 Yeah, you're a piece of ship. 2385 02:10:11.560 --> 02:10:13.279 A piece of ship for that I as thought you 2386 02:10:13.279 --> 02:10:14.239 were about to try and crack me. 2387 02:10:14.239 --> 02:10:15.079 In the head with that bottle. 2388 02:10:16.560 --> 02:10:20.880 I'm not you, no, dude, I didn't even threaten once 2389 02:10:21.000 --> 02:10:21.359 this time. 2390 02:10:22.359 --> 02:10:27.560 I'm at peace, disciplined. You are a Jedio, you wouldn't 2391 02:10:27.560 --> 02:10:28.000 be a Sith. 2392 02:10:29.039 --> 02:10:29.119 No. 2393 02:10:32.239 --> 02:10:35.880 Yeah, yeah, I think like you said, I think you 2394 02:10:35.880 --> 02:10:37.359 summed it up well at the other and they just 2395 02:10:37.399 --> 02:10:40.640 lost their way. They were still good this way. I 2396 02:10:40.640 --> 02:10:43.359 didn't like the Well, there's lots of reasons why I 2397 02:10:43.359 --> 02:10:45.439 didn't like Acolyte, but that was one of the reasons. 2398 02:10:45.399 --> 02:10:48.239 There's like they're fucking evil. All them are evil, and 2399 02:10:48.279 --> 02:10:48.640 it's like. 2400 02:10:51.199 --> 02:10:53.880 But yeah, and when you when you take into consideration, 2401 02:10:54.000 --> 02:10:57.319 they're like one hand, like those people like I think 2402 02:10:57.359 --> 02:10:59.119 that that's the take they were trying to go with 2403 02:10:59.239 --> 02:11:02.039 an Acolyte, Like there was a lot of problems with Acolyte. 2404 02:11:02.119 --> 02:11:04.960 I think it's a little overheted, but that's just my opinion. 2405 02:11:05.000 --> 02:11:09.960 You know, choreography was fucking sick. Though you cannot you 2406 02:11:10.000 --> 02:11:12.520 cannot take that away. Man, dude, when he is fucking 2407 02:11:12.640 --> 02:11:17.520 head button lightsabers out, I think that is fucking sick. 2408 02:11:18.079 --> 02:11:20.880 But they should have explained, like what that armor was, 2409 02:11:20.920 --> 02:11:23.800 because otherwise people are like who do that? 2410 02:11:24.720 --> 02:11:26.880 I kind of like myster a little mystery like that, 2411 02:11:27.039 --> 02:11:29.640 like oh, what is this new material? Like it's gotta 2412 02:11:29.680 --> 02:11:32.760 be like best scar, Like I kind of like wondering something. 2413 02:11:32.960 --> 02:11:34.920 After the fight, he could be like, dude, I got 2414 02:11:34.920 --> 02:11:37.520 this fucking I can't remember the actual name because it 2415 02:11:37.600 --> 02:11:41.479 is like something from The Lords yea corundum or something 2416 02:11:41.520 --> 02:11:41.720 like that. 2417 02:11:41.920 --> 02:11:44.600 I forget what it's called. Oh man, it's right on 2418 02:11:44.600 --> 02:11:45.640 the tip of my tongue too. 2419 02:11:45.960 --> 02:11:48.119 But they should just focus the series on him. He 2420 02:11:48.199 --> 02:11:50.640 was cooler, Like I just like, if you're gonna do 2421 02:11:50.680 --> 02:11:53.119 like a sith, he kind of acho. 2422 02:11:54.000 --> 02:11:56.680 It's called acolyte. I get it, but it's like you 2423 02:11:56.760 --> 02:11:57.920 have to go with the syth. 2424 02:11:58.439 --> 02:12:01.279 It's just I just I don't know. 2425 02:12:01.439 --> 02:12:05.920 I agree they should have focused on Kimier. Yeah, his 2426 02:12:06.000 --> 02:12:09.680 fighting sound was so sick when he kills that Jed, Yeah, 2427 02:12:09.880 --> 02:12:12.119 it's like this guy fucks dude. 2428 02:12:12.119 --> 02:12:14.560 Didn't you have like the fucking two parts zipper they 2429 02:12:14.560 --> 02:12:21.039 could snap off and just like Calcastus fucking sa The 2430 02:12:21.079 --> 02:12:24.800 fighting was fucking sweet. But like basically everything else was. 2431 02:12:25.600 --> 02:12:28.239 Just take take that character and push it back another 2432 02:12:28.279 --> 02:12:30.439 five hundred years. Why would you try to jam that 2433 02:12:30.520 --> 02:12:35.079 into like the current era, like Yoda's around Kiyati Moodies, Like, 2434 02:12:35.279 --> 02:12:35.800 I thought that. 2435 02:12:35.760 --> 02:12:38.000 Was the I thought they said, like that show was 2436 02:12:38.000 --> 02:12:42.000 supposed to take place like a thousand years before common 2437 02:12:42.199 --> 02:12:45.199 era that we all know, but very weird. For some reason, 2438 02:12:45.279 --> 02:12:47.800 they started trying to slap face as we all know, 2439 02:12:48.000 --> 02:12:53.760 and and make them basically evil. I don't know whatever. 2440 02:12:54.359 --> 02:12:56.880 Yeah, yeah, well we can bring more on that if 2441 02:12:56.880 --> 02:12:58.000 we decided to cover that one day. 2442 02:12:58.039 --> 02:13:00.520 But Kti Mondy is one of the your piece of 2443 02:13:00.520 --> 02:13:03.640 ship Jedi is. In my opinion, I fucking hate I 2444 02:13:03.640 --> 02:13:07.279 can't get enough of Kiaoti Mondy hate. I love it, 2445 02:13:07.359 --> 02:13:09.439 dude because he is such a piece of ship. Dude, 2446 02:13:09.439 --> 02:13:12.199 he has multiple wives and ship dude because he's oh 2447 02:13:12.439 --> 02:13:16.079 specieses go extinct. Well then don't fucking be in the Jedi. Dude. 2448 02:13:16.119 --> 02:13:18.680 Just don't be a fucking Jedi. It's literally that simple. 2449 02:13:18.720 --> 02:13:22.680 You can leave leave, know that's okay, But Anakin, you're 2450 02:13:22.680 --> 02:13:29.600 a problem. Eight wives. You see how talla that is. 2451 02:13:30.279 --> 02:13:36.000 He's got three fu brains. You can't use any of them. 2452 02:13:37.039 --> 02:13:39.600 Sit aren't real even though I saw one. 2453 02:13:40.680 --> 02:13:44.279 Nah Kyato, should we go to your planet and help 2454 02:13:44.319 --> 02:13:47.439 provide aid or something? No, trust me, there's we're extinct. 2455 02:13:47.479 --> 02:13:49.680 I need to be banging all this, don't. I can 2456 02:13:49.680 --> 02:13:50.560 take care of myself. 2457 02:13:50.600 --> 02:13:54.159 You just not getting that connection. He's spreading it around. 2458 02:13:54.239 --> 02:13:59.039 He's doing it the fucking Jedi way, and I do 2459 02:13:59.159 --> 02:14:01.560 love you said that you're not supposed to get connected. 2460 02:14:01.800 --> 02:14:05.520 You fucking hypocritical. I'm sure he's connected to sumble one 2461 02:14:06.520 --> 02:14:11.880 connect Duke, And like I do like the spectrum though, 2462 02:14:12.000 --> 02:14:15.880 like I like characters like Kyiadi Muddy because I do 2463 02:14:16.039 --> 02:14:18.039 like to hate them, but you need characters like that 2464 02:14:18.079 --> 02:14:20.039 to show you, like like what I said, like they're 2465 02:14:20.079 --> 02:14:23.239 all people. Like there's guys like obi Wan, who is 2466 02:14:23.279 --> 02:14:26.239 literally like the closest you can get to a perfect Jedi. 2467 02:14:26.319 --> 02:14:30.560 You know, he for suck hell, he like wanted to 2468 02:14:30.640 --> 02:14:35.560 love Setine and you know she died in his fucking arms. 2469 02:14:36.079 --> 02:14:38.279 He's still a Jedi, still a good guy, didn't go 2470 02:14:38.319 --> 02:14:41.039 down that dark path. Like it takes a lot to 2471 02:14:41.279 --> 02:14:44.800 stay good when there's all that hardship, Like you know 2472 02:14:44.840 --> 02:14:47.079 I talked about, like the Jedi have a very hard 2473 02:14:47.119 --> 02:14:50.680 life and to stay disciplined that means a lot. So 2474 02:14:50.720 --> 02:14:53.520 obi Wan's like probably the prototypical Jedi you would want 2475 02:14:53.560 --> 02:14:59.079 to be. Stay disciplined was a good word. That's a 2476 02:14:59.119 --> 02:14:59.920 lot of syllables. 2477 02:15:00.760 --> 02:15:01.479 Fucking nailed it. 2478 02:15:01.520 --> 02:15:03.479 And then you get like Kiati Mundy where he's like 2479 02:15:03.520 --> 02:15:07.520 burn the fucking bugs. There's no such thing as luck 2480 02:15:07.640 --> 02:15:13.359 with any luck. Fuck up man, God damn or like 2481 02:15:13.600 --> 02:15:16.720 you get like a Luminara Undooley who is like well 2482 02:15:16.920 --> 02:15:21.880 willingly ready to like sacrifice her petawan because they got 2483 02:15:22.399 --> 02:15:26.319 h barrass and Ahsoka get trapped under ground and like 2484 02:15:26.399 --> 02:15:28.239 Anakin's freaking out, like we need to get to them. 2485 02:15:28.239 --> 02:15:31.640 They're still alive, embarrasses, like just let the Force decide, 2486 02:15:31.840 --> 02:15:35.439 like and Anakin's like what the fuck, like you don't 2487 02:15:35.479 --> 02:15:38.199 care about them? And she's like, no, you're you're mistaking me. 2488 02:15:38.279 --> 02:15:40.199 I do care, but like I know that if she's 2489 02:15:40.279 --> 02:15:42.239 to die, she's gonna be come one with the Force. 2490 02:15:42.279 --> 02:15:44.880 So like there's those ideologies, you know, battling and it's 2491 02:15:44.920 --> 02:15:47.680 like they're all Jedi though they're all like in that circle. 2492 02:15:47.720 --> 02:15:50.600 I love that part of the Jedi that people forget 2493 02:15:50.600 --> 02:15:53.239 that they're they're all fallible. You know, they're all just 2494 02:15:53.279 --> 02:15:55.119 people trying to do the right thing. 2495 02:15:55.399 --> 02:15:57.359 Aren't we all just people trying to do a thing 2496 02:15:57.720 --> 02:15:58.159 that's right? 2497 02:15:58.479 --> 02:16:02.279 He did a pretty good jeb Oh Master Plow. He's 2498 02:16:02.319 --> 02:16:04.359 a very good one man. He has some good episodes 2499 02:16:04.399 --> 02:16:07.720 with the Clones where the Clones are like, dude, we're expendable, man, 2500 02:16:07.760 --> 02:16:09.600 like nobody's coming to save us, and he's like you 2501 02:16:09.720 --> 02:16:15.000 not to me. I love you. I Love you. Gets 2502 02:16:15.039 --> 02:16:16.920 shot down like a fucking bitch. 2503 02:16:18.119 --> 02:16:22.279 But but he made it out. He survived it. He's 2504 02:16:22.319 --> 02:16:24.920 in canon because he's right here. He just jumped out 2505 02:16:24.960 --> 02:16:26.039 and he landed in my house. 2506 02:16:26.359 --> 02:16:29.520 He jumped out that galaxy and he's been standing there 2507 02:16:29.600 --> 02:16:32.280 for months as we record these episodes. 2508 02:16:32.399 --> 02:16:36.360 He discovered Ahsoka. Man, what a great guy. Plow is 2509 02:16:36.360 --> 02:16:37.760 definitely one of the best Jedi out there. 2510 02:16:37.760 --> 02:16:43.559 Top five for sure, all right, well suppressedly solid. 2511 02:16:43.959 --> 02:16:45.719 I think we've done this before, but you gotta you 2512 02:16:45.760 --> 02:16:49.079 got a favorite Jedi, favorite one from like obviously it's 2513 02:16:49.079 --> 02:16:50.479 only from the era that we know. 2514 02:16:51.719 --> 02:16:55.559 Yeah, I mean, I obviously love Plow. I love kid Fisto. 2515 02:16:56.159 --> 02:16:57.959 Yeah, Kid Fisto's up there too, for. 2516 02:16:57.959 --> 02:17:02.440 Me Anakin and quiet Er, uh obi Wan Yeah, probably 2517 02:17:02.440 --> 02:17:04.520 Obi Wan, Anakin and Qui Gon will probably the top 2518 02:17:04.520 --> 02:17:06.479 five then there for like yeah. 2519 02:17:06.520 --> 02:17:12.280 Hell yeah, white dudes, there's two millions green and orange dude. 2520 02:17:13.520 --> 02:17:21.280 Fucking d I Yeah, I mean I love Canaan Kan Jerris. 2521 02:17:21.280 --> 02:17:25.520 I think he's the best Jedi Obi Wanlo and yeah, 2522 02:17:25.559 --> 02:17:27.600 I mean I do love kid Fisto, but like. 2523 02:17:28.440 --> 02:17:30.239 They kind of fucked him up in the movie like 2524 02:17:30.319 --> 02:17:35.200 he's gets he comes in smiles and he gets basically stamped. 2525 02:17:34.840 --> 02:17:41.799 Gets wrecked. Man. Yeah he's cool. I mean that's really 2526 02:17:41.840 --> 02:17:44.520 all the top one. Anakin as a Jedi was really 2527 02:17:44.520 --> 02:17:49.000 really cool. I liked how dynamic he was, and yeah 2528 02:17:49.159 --> 02:17:51.079 he was. He was the ship during the Clone wars 2529 02:17:51.079 --> 02:17:58.440 Man just unconventional motherfucker going to town. I mean, theo's 2530 02:17:58.479 --> 02:18:03.639 my picks Ui is up there for sure. Any favorites, 2531 02:18:04.319 --> 02:18:06.760 Mace Wind. Mace Wind is a good one to have 2532 02:18:06.799 --> 02:18:07.239 a favorite. 2533 02:18:07.280 --> 02:18:09.280 I mean I'm more thinking of like than that that 2534 02:18:09.319 --> 02:18:13.479 one cartoon, the two D one, Yeah, not like the 2535 02:18:13.479 --> 02:18:17.319 three D one. Like he's he lands in the center 2536 02:18:17.319 --> 02:18:20.520 of a droid arm and he's like just like punching 2537 02:18:20.600 --> 02:18:23.000 holes and fucking troids. Dude, it's fucking sick. 2538 02:18:23.159 --> 02:18:24.920 Jumps back up under the mountain side. There's just a 2539 02:18:25.000 --> 02:18:26.399 kid with a canteen and he's. 2540 02:18:26.280 --> 02:18:30.600 Like thanks, awesome with Sam Jackson. 2541 02:18:30.600 --> 02:18:31.719 So that's hilarious. 2542 02:18:31.840 --> 02:18:36.360 Yeah, he's pretty good. I like. I like Mace and 2543 02:18:36.399 --> 02:18:40.000 he does like the he has like a lightsaber form 2544 02:18:40.000 --> 02:18:43.000 where a force form where he uses the dark side 2545 02:18:43.040 --> 02:18:44.120 against his opponent. 2546 02:18:44.639 --> 02:18:48.319 But all right, I feel like I was gonna say 2547 02:18:48.319 --> 02:18:48.719 something that. 2548 02:18:48.799 --> 02:18:51.280 That's why he was able to face Palpatine, and he 2549 02:18:51.399 --> 02:18:53.399 was the only one who was able to like duel 2550 02:18:53.440 --> 02:18:56.600 with him because he's able to like use the dark energy. 2551 02:18:56.639 --> 02:18:59.159 I forget what the technique is called, but he uses 2552 02:18:59.200 --> 02:19:04.079 it against them, the darkness yea, yep, pretty cool. And 2553 02:19:04.120 --> 02:19:04.719 he actually like. 2554 02:19:04.920 --> 02:19:08.760 Was looking out for Alan and Alakin Anakin. He's like, hey, dude, 2555 02:19:08.840 --> 02:19:12.159 like fucking stay here, stay fucking here. 2556 02:19:12.520 --> 02:19:14.680 Yeah, he was chill out. 2557 02:19:14.680 --> 02:19:16.879 I would agree that at that moment. He was kind 2558 02:19:16.920 --> 02:19:18.799 of hard on him early on. I understand that, you know, 2559 02:19:18.959 --> 02:19:20.680 they have roles and stuff, but yeah, at that moment, 2560 02:19:20.719 --> 02:19:22.559 he's like, dude, what you're telling me is true. I'm 2561 02:19:22.559 --> 02:19:23.280 gonna kill him. 2562 02:19:25.120 --> 02:19:27.319 I trust you, forever believed. 2563 02:19:27.360 --> 02:19:29.120 And he's like, dude, I'm gonna go fucking arrest this 2564 02:19:29.200 --> 02:19:30.719 fucking guy, and then like. 2565 02:19:32.159 --> 02:19:34.479 I'm gonna chase him. Mace was the only one who 2566 02:19:34.520 --> 02:19:37.159 was suspicious of Palpatine the whole time. He's like, this 2567 02:19:37.200 --> 02:19:39.959 guy is fucking around, and then Ankin comes in with 2568 02:19:39.959 --> 02:19:43.000 that information. He's like, I fucking knew it. I'm going 2569 02:19:43.079 --> 02:19:43.440 right now. 2570 02:19:43.920 --> 02:19:47.159 Stay here, listen, bro, he might have some fingers in 2571 02:19:47.200 --> 02:19:48.680 your head or something like stay here. 2572 02:19:49.159 --> 02:19:52.680 I'm a fucking go get him. Ah, all you had 2573 02:19:52.719 --> 02:19:54.559 to do was stay home. 2574 02:19:54.559 --> 02:19:57.639 For just another five minutes. Yea, even just that Mace 2575 02:19:57.680 --> 02:20:00.040 had him five minutes he would have walked in. You 2576 02:20:00.079 --> 02:20:01.639 would have been dead, and Mason had been standing there 2577 02:20:01.680 --> 02:20:05.559 like I did it, dude, Bro, he was si flood. 2578 02:20:05.959 --> 02:20:06.520 Imagine that. 2579 02:20:06.680 --> 02:20:10.360 Literally, if Anakin shows up five minutes later, Mace is 2580 02:20:10.440 --> 02:20:13.360 just standing there, fucking Palpatine's dead. 2581 02:20:13.399 --> 02:20:15.719 He's like, Bro, you were fucking. 2582 02:20:15.559 --> 02:20:19.040 Right, dude, you're a master dog, You're fucking master. 2583 02:20:19.280 --> 02:20:21.680 I'm sorry I denied you, but you were a master now. 2584 02:20:23.000 --> 02:20:25.719 And Mace gets a lot of hate for that when 2585 02:20:25.719 --> 02:20:28.200 he denies Anakin of the rank of master. 2586 02:20:27.959 --> 02:20:31.319 Which it's like it wasn't like was it specifically him, 2587 02:20:31.360 --> 02:20:33.920 like fuck you, you're not a master, or it was the 2588 02:20:33.920 --> 02:20:34.520 whole counsel. 2589 02:20:34.520 --> 02:20:36.559 I think it was the whole counselor, like he does 2590 02:20:36.639 --> 02:20:39.079 have the ultimate rule and it came from his mouth, 2591 02:20:39.159 --> 02:20:41.920 so like people are like you, you fucking should have 2592 02:20:41.959 --> 02:20:43.959 given him a rank of master, and like, yeah, he 2593 02:20:44.120 --> 02:20:46.440 was one of the better Jedi Anakin at the time, 2594 02:20:46.520 --> 02:20:49.360 like in the Clone Wars, Like dude, I wouldn't given 2595 02:20:49.399 --> 02:20:50.440 him the rank of master. 2596 02:20:50.799 --> 02:20:55.159 Are you kidding me? Yeah, especially shithead politician comes in 2597 02:20:55.200 --> 02:21:02.079 look and you should make him a master like no bitch. 2598 02:21:01.959 --> 02:21:04.719 And it can never really even technically did a fucking 2599 02:21:04.799 --> 02:21:08.520 trial like an official trial. They're just like your a night, 2600 02:21:10.120 --> 02:21:11.319 here's a peedawe. 2601 02:21:12.600 --> 02:21:17.639 Neat what so? Yeah, I don't know cycles going on? 2602 02:21:20.159 --> 02:21:21.000 Well I'm sure. 2603 02:21:21.000 --> 02:21:23.040 Well we can dive more into this when we break 2604 02:21:23.040 --> 02:21:28.079 down Star Wars and but all right, well, if if 2605 02:21:28.079 --> 02:21:30.399 you guys want any extra episodes, you can go to 2606 02:21:30.399 --> 02:21:33.000 Patreon dot com slash three bears podcasts. 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You never know. 2615 02:21:55.559 --> 02:21:57.799 And if you want to email us your thoughts on 2616 02:21:57.840 --> 02:22:00.719 this or who your favorite Jedi are, whatever, email us 2617 02:22:00.799 --> 02:22:03.319 three beers Dy podcast all spelled out gmail dot com 2618 02:22:03.719 --> 02:22:05.840 and I think that'll do it. Thanks Skim for listening. 2619 02:22:05.920 --> 02:22:06.520 We'll catch you next 2620 02:22:06.559 --> 02:22:10.079 Time on three Beers d Later Nerds Drink Up