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Speaker 5: Years des de start, Hey nerds, Welcome back to.
Speaker 3: Another episode of Three Beers Deep, the podcast where we
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Speaker 4: Hello, I'm here and Max.
Speaker 2: Cameras are ruining society as I stare into one.
Speaker 3: You you you're ruining it.
Speaker 2: That was more talking about like everybody having phones like those. Also,
Speaker 2: those fucking dickheads they call themselves auditors. They just go
Speaker 2: up in front of cops.
Speaker 3: So I could record here.
Speaker 2: They're like, yeah you can, but like, how about your
Speaker 2: fuck off? There's like I YouTube, I can stay here
Speaker 2: and record whatever I want.
Speaker 3: I mean, people are annoying all over the place.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cameras are only making it worse. Influencers, I think
Speaker 3: the worst part of cameras is like kids are afraid
Speaker 3: to like do stuff now, like you know, like we
Speaker 3: would go out.
Speaker 2: Like themselves eating tide pods.
Speaker 3: Well that too, But like I'm saying, like, if you're
Speaker 3: not one of the people recording yourself, somebody is going
Speaker 3: to record you doing some dumb ship because like a kid,
Speaker 3: you're just dumb and they're going to record that dumb
Speaker 3: ship and they're like you're getting bullied online and ship,
Speaker 3: so like yeah, dude, Cameras.
Speaker 4: Goes both ways, Like it's either that or they're getting recorded,
Speaker 4: or it's the opposite where they're interminating themselves or they're like.
Speaker 5: You can't touch me because that macon you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was about to say, oh the Karens when
Speaker 3: they're getting like yelled at, like or something, confrontation is happening,
Speaker 3: so naturally you take out your phone to record and
Speaker 3: then let me pull mine. I'm down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so many people having a recording battle with me.
Speaker 4: Is just two people doing this?
Speaker 3: Yeah you like that? You like that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, that's why get rid of them. Beat the
Speaker 2: ship out of each other. Like what are you doing?
Speaker 3: Old time the camera down, Get a bunch of thing,
Speaker 3: Get a little bop in there right to the top.
Speaker 2: Fucking dickheads, I got you on camera.
Speaker 3: Cool, something bad is happening. Everyone's recording down there, like
Speaker 3: dying on the ground, like uh, people are oh oh Ship,
Speaker 3: oh someone called the cops.
Speaker 2: They're holding their fucking phone.
Speaker 4: This loser, he's dying.
Speaker 3: It's like help, please, what the fuck? Just keep cussing,
Speaker 3: oh ship, Oh damn, yeah, get really cameras. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: definitely makes don't keep this one, keep this one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that would be a bad way to go.
Speaker 4: That's the last thing you hears. Oh, not like this like.
Speaker 3: That bright right.
Speaker 4: Ringing, it's fading through the ring. That's all.
Speaker 2: Oh you think you're dying going in the light. It's
Speaker 2: just some asshole with the camera in your face.
Speaker 3: This is how I go fuck dumbas surrounded by dumb focks.
Speaker 3: Damn I got something today too. You know you ever
Speaker 3: you're dealing with toilet paper, you're dealing with paper towels,
Speaker 3: and you're trying to get that tear and the mother
Speaker 3: flter just rips and you either end up with half
Speaker 3: the piece you needed or wanted, or you end up
Speaker 3: with just the endless just calling. Don't that just piss
Speaker 3: you off. Oh that's the worst ever. Like going to
Speaker 3: get like a paper towel and you just great, Oh fuck,
Speaker 3: you just rip off like a hand size like you
Speaker 3: ever go.
Speaker 2: You grab it in the middle and you just get
Speaker 2: like a thumb out.
Speaker 3: What is this piece of shit? You're perforated? You're meant
Speaker 3: to tear.
Speaker 4: I just had yesterday or two days ago something the network.
Speaker 4: They brought in food, and I was like, right, you,
Speaker 4: I always feel weird eating in front of people and
Speaker 4: stuff like, I just try to be like, let me
Speaker 4: just grab this paper towel real quick, you know, now
Speaker 4: make a big scene. I grab it, go to tear it,
Speaker 4: and it just starts tearing down my thumb. So I
Speaker 4: have just this tiny little strip of paper towel, Like
Speaker 4: that's all I need.
Speaker 2: I'd leave the room. I'm done.
Speaker 3: Way, you weren't meant to have a napkin that day?
Speaker 3: Just messy.
Speaker 2: You know what pisses me off is when you go
Speaker 2: to tarrat and there's just that one last little corner
Speaker 2: that didn't tear. That makes me mad.
Speaker 3: Bitch man. I think toilet paper pisses me off the
Speaker 3: most because it's a smaller roll, so like if you
Speaker 3: get on it and you like whip it to try
Speaker 3: to tear it, and it just like it rolls like
Speaker 3: a huge roll out. Damn it. You're re rolling toilet
Speaker 3: paper to get back to the cut that you needed. Like,
Speaker 3: come on, man, I'm just trying to wipe.
Speaker 2: You get a boday fuck?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean you still gotta wipe a little bit.
Speaker 2: It's just water though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But like you wipe the pool buff and then
Speaker 3: you bedet, right, but what blast blasting.
Speaker 2: Poop just goes right down the fucking water.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I've never used a bedet, so I can't.
Speaker 3: I would have wiped up, wipe the mud off, and
Speaker 3: then like I get the fragments of ships. I don't know. So,
Speaker 3: like you're just getting clean wipes all the time, no poop,
Speaker 3: no mud on the toilet.
Speaker 2: Paper, not when you use a bidet.
Speaker 3: Well you're not using toilet paper then. But yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: if you're getting clean wipes every time, dude, congratulations, that's
Speaker 3: an impressive thing.
Speaker 2: You don't need the bidet at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, paper, you get one wipe in before Magee.
Speaker 2: Getting so confident in your ships that you're like, I'm
Speaker 2: not wiping just.
Speaker 4: A clean.
Speaker 3: Assholes, slamm and shut. It's like those hey on on
Speaker 3: topic here, like those Star Wars events, which.
Speaker 4: Is like.
Speaker 3: What a great segue pull up? So yeah, well we
Speaker 3: didn't even talk about what we're drinking, so not quite
Speaker 3: a segue, but it was. It was related to, Okay, you.
Speaker 2: Got to see your Great Lakes Brewing Company Mexican lager
Speaker 2: with lime.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 2: It's warm out today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the weather's finally broken for now.
Speaker 2: I think it's supposed to be down to thirty two
Speaker 2: on Tuesday, but.
Speaker 4: It's been like a seventy thirty seventy thirty?
Speaker 3: What's going on?
Speaker 6: Yeah, if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes
Speaker 6: you steak.
Speaker 4: Well, see, I'll just I'll be the thirty to your seventies.
Speaker 4: Since I found one last sugar shack in the first though,
Speaker 4: sugar drinking it, but it's got snow on the can,
Speaker 4: so there we go.
Speaker 3: I can get some sugar, sugar sugar pot. What you
Speaker 3: got over there, mickey old? You know, basic? I mean
Speaker 3: kind in the middle degrees, the whitest drink you could
Speaker 3: possibly have, unless maybe if it was an IPA, that
Speaker 3: might be a little that might be a little whiter.
Speaker 3: You know, you gotta be a certain shade of white
Speaker 3: to be up on that.
Speaker 2: Nobody likes him.
Speaker 4: You just.
Speaker 3: It's good. It tastes like wood and cement. Fucking Buddy
Speaker 3: says it's twenty You want something like, oh, god, no,
Speaker 3: I don't. Oh it's so good. Hood, it's so good.
Speaker 4: Once you get past the gag reflex, it really just
Speaker 4: goes down smooth.
Speaker 3: Damn. I've already said this before, but it tastes like
Speaker 3: pre drank beer to me, like somebody drank it, brooded
Speaker 3: in their stomach and puked it into that bucket or whatever.
Speaker 3: Then it does. Man, it's nasty. But yeah, there's a
Speaker 3: kind of mentioned earlier. We are doing another Star Wars
Speaker 3: Lower episode here. We've been going on and on and
Speaker 3: on paper towels, son of a Well, thanks for reminding me, Max.
Speaker 3: Rule number one. Everything here's a joke. Don't take us
Speaker 3: too seriously. Rule number two. It's our show. We're always
Speaker 3: fucking right. If you think we're wrong, fuck you, and
Speaker 3: you can email us where.
Speaker 4: Three Breezy podcasts all spelled out gmail dot com.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Stuve is the all spelled out in there,
Speaker 3: and that at the end all spelled out like, no,
Speaker 3: you dumb fox, don't put that in.
Speaker 4: That's why we haven't been getting an em.
Speaker 3: Damn. Remember three, watching and listening, gotta drink along with us,
Speaker 3: Sip sip, pop the top. Today we're gonna pop the
Speaker 3: top on some more Star Wars lore. And now we're
Speaker 3: gonna switch things up. We've been doing a lot of
Speaker 3: ships today, we're just gonna do the Jedi classic, you know,
Speaker 3: couples ships, ships.
Speaker 2: We were already talking about it earlier.
Speaker 4: You were just trying to bring it back around again.
Speaker 3: Supple shits man, Lord dumb right down your throat, that's
Speaker 3: what we're giving right here again. Open up. Oh so yeah,
Speaker 3: some people say that, you know, Star Wars isn't Star
Speaker 3: Wars without a Jedi, but you know, I like it regardless.
Speaker 3: The Jedi are fucking sweet. We can all agree on that.
Speaker 3: So we'll just get through some ranks real quick. You
Speaker 3: got the Jetti jet jetty jetties.
Speaker 2: Were they launching boats all the time?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah they are. Yeah, knowledge the Jedi initiates. So
Speaker 3: that's like prospects, you know, where they're out there, like
Speaker 3: looking for the four sense of the babies. Those are
Speaker 3: the initiates, and then they're basically young lings. They just
Speaker 3: go right into being young lings. And then eventually there's Padawan,
Speaker 3: which is the next step up after a young lane.
Speaker 3: You know, he gets chosen by a Jedi Knight to
Speaker 3: train directly under him. A lot of this stuff we
Speaker 3: already know.
Speaker 2: You know, there's something a little questionable, an old old
Speaker 2: man being like I want this boy.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think nothing is more questionable than fucking
Speaker 3: she Palpatine. Oh yeah, we'll watch your career with great interests.
Speaker 4: Like with the hand on the shoulder, have you ever heard.
Speaker 3: Of the Tale of dot Plague?
Speaker 2: Many many years ago, I texted stud just like I
Speaker 2: got to know.
Speaker 3: I'm like, dude, like.
Speaker 2: Palpatine's a Palpatine.
Speaker 3: This is a bad time, Clementine.
Speaker 2: Bad day for talking for all of us, bad day
Speaker 2: for words.
Speaker 3: We got to talk here, texted Stue.
Speaker 2: It's like, dude, I think Palpatine's a fucking pedophile. It's like, yeah, dude,
Speaker 2: for sure, like no hesitation, Oh yeah, dude, for sure,
Speaker 2: middle of the day at work, Palpatine is a pedophile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. So, yeah, it is kind of weird,
Speaker 3: but like sometimes it's like more like a brotherly thing,
Speaker 3: you know, like a Jedi knight can be young, like
Speaker 3: they're not like a master, Like there are masters who
Speaker 3: take the Pedawans, but all you have to be is
Speaker 3: a Jedi knight to take on a Pedawan.
Speaker 4: So do we know, like is it personality? Is it
Speaker 4: like they're just connected to somebody in the forest, Like
Speaker 4: do we know what that process looks like?
Speaker 3: I mean a lot of the times, yeah, there's like
Speaker 3: a connection that they feel because you're connected to everything,
Speaker 3: you know, when we'll get into that a little bit,
Speaker 3: but you're connected to every being in the galaxy if
Speaker 3: you're being a true Jedi, you know, like calmness, meditation,
Speaker 3: all that shit, you should feel connections to everybody and
Speaker 3: like you just feel that certain connection like this one
Speaker 3: we're training you, or like they would get voted like
Speaker 3: this guy, he's a good JEEDI.
Speaker 2: Sucks you put them in with shitty Jerry.
Speaker 3: Or like the council will pick them and be like, yo,
Speaker 3: you're you're good, a good Jedi. We appreciate what you're doing.
Speaker 3: Train this Jedi or train this petal and eventually you'll
Speaker 3: get the rank of master after you like maybe train
Speaker 3: a Peedawan or two that.
Speaker 2: Would annoy me, just like out there doing my own business.
Speaker 2: And then this guy's like, hey take this kid, and like, no,
Speaker 2: some of them.
Speaker 4: You have to chopping people in half left right now?
Speaker 4: You have to monitor a kid.
Speaker 3: What did I do this? Well, you're a really good Jedi.
Speaker 3: Fuck it wouldn't have been this good if you were
Speaker 3: gonna do this to me. It could be worse.
Speaker 2: Shoot some lightning.
Speaker 3: The fun. So then yeah, next up is Jedi Knight.
Speaker 3: That's you graduate from a Peedawan, A have to go
Speaker 3: through the Jedi trials and you become a Jedi Knight.
Speaker 3: Pretty fucking kick ass. I would love to be just
Speaker 3: a Jedi Knight. It's not the expectation of a master.
Speaker 3: You don't necessarily have to take on Petawans. You're out there, dude,
Speaker 3: having fun.
Speaker 4: It just sounds cool.
Speaker 2: Dude, jedis thats fun. I feel like they're just like we'll.
Speaker 3: Get into that a little bit. Yeah, but no, not really,
Speaker 3: they're not.
Speaker 4: I mean three fun being Jedi around with our robes
Speaker 4: and just like, let's go get some death sticks and
Speaker 4: ship dropping people in half.
Speaker 3: Chops. I'll show you. Just arm arm on the ground.
Speaker 3: Classic Star Wars. Somebody give this guy a hand m.
Speaker 4: See, that's why I chop off the arm. Then you
Speaker 4: just crack that joke right in the middle of the bar.
Speaker 4: The rest of the patrons are gonna enjoy that, and.
Speaker 3: We just look around at everybody. Go ahead, and then
Speaker 3: nobody's laughing. Fucking better laugh, motherfuckers just laugh.
Speaker 2: And that's just how they spend the rest of their lives.
Speaker 3: Fuck. And then next you get the Jedi Master. It's
Speaker 3: just a proven Jedi night. So you have to do
Speaker 3: like really good stuff or like I don't know, big
Speaker 3: big ship, you know, make big differences, big impacts around
Speaker 3: the world, around the galaxy and stuff to be granted
Speaker 3: the rank of Master, show your wisdom that you've worked
Speaker 3: on yourself and changed yourself to better yourself, right, because
Speaker 3: like all these all these Jedi are people when it
Speaker 3: comes down to it, So like they all interpret the
Speaker 3: force differently and they all operate differently, And I think
Speaker 3: that's something that a lot of people forget, Like they
Speaker 3: kind of get like what Luke said, they're deified, like
Speaker 3: there's something that they're not and they're just people who.
Speaker 2: Have heard that one person from his point of view,
Speaker 2: the Jedi were evil.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, and and the show. I needed a non
Speaker 3: idea after that Jesus Christ, that one hurts so much.
Speaker 3: Anytime that one said that hurts Jedi Obi Wan's like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck, dude, you killed children planet right now about.
Speaker 2: You're serving a guy that himself as an evil emperor.
Speaker 3: Man. So then there were even more established Masters were
Speaker 3: granted positions on the Jedi Counsil. So you had to
Speaker 3: be a master to be on the Counsul. Don't fucking
Speaker 3: say any Anakin quotes, I swear to fucking God. And
Speaker 3: then you are also the grand Master. There have been
Speaker 3: several grand Masters throughout time. Yoda obviously the oldest and
Speaker 3: wisest of all the Jedi and the head of the
Speaker 3: Jedi Counsil. And actually Mace Window was also a grand Master,
Speaker 3: so there are two of them at the time, Yoda
Speaker 3: and Mace. So that just shows you how powerful Mace
Speaker 3: Windew was and gifted in the force to be on
Speaker 3: the level of Yoda.
Speaker 4: Who's been around for a thousand years.
Speaker 3: Right, and this dude's just a guy. He's just a
Speaker 3: human man who lives like eighty five years, like I
Speaker 3: think is their.
Speaker 2: Average or something.
Speaker 3: And you can also have different occupations as a Jedi,
Speaker 3: there were different roles to be fulfilled. You got the
Speaker 3: Jedi advisor basically just a personal advisor to like whoever
Speaker 3: needs it kind of thing. So like a like a
Speaker 3: consort or a priest. Yeah, exactly tell you your.
Speaker 2: Future fucking m do they? I always thought a consort
Speaker 2: was someone that fucks.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe because in.
Speaker 2: Mass effect the consort, Oh yeah, she bangs.
Speaker 3: I think that she's called the consort, so like sometimes
Speaker 3: she doesn't bang you though, that bitch. Yeah. Maybe. If
Speaker 3: that's the case, then they're not doing that. There's no
Speaker 3: fucking really, I mean you could, but like it's an iffy.
Speaker 4: Spouse or partner, specifically in a reigning monarch.
Speaker 2: What is there any other definitions?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: So probably not consort, Yeah, I don't think so. Consultation, colored, consultant, consultant, thank.
Speaker 4: You, other synonyms, partner, spouse, mate, companion, associate.
Speaker 3: Okay, so definitely not.
Speaker 2: Not learn your words, dummy, Sorry, I've wronged.
Speaker 3: I've wronged everything. It's soiled it soiled it soil it fuck. Uh.
Speaker 3: And then there's master of the Order. They're voted unanimously
Speaker 3: into the position of the leader of the High Consul
Speaker 3: so every Jedi in the council clear cut. There's no
Speaker 3: like ninety nine of one hundred. No, it's one hundred
Speaker 3: and one hundred. I have to vote for you to
Speaker 3: be in that position, so it's well earned obviously, and
Speaker 3: then you are you can be the Jedi Temple Guard,
Speaker 3: which they guard the Jedi Temple with lightsaber pikes with
Speaker 3: the like yellow blade at the top.
Speaker 2: Jedi Temple Guard, they guard the Temple of the Jedi.
Speaker 3: Hey man, oh wow, I'm just telling you what it is.
Speaker 3: What do you want from me? All right? It could
Speaker 3: be something else, you never know.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, they protect the brothels.
Speaker 3: They protect the barracks, all right. And this one is
Speaker 3: the coolest to me. It's the Jedi Investigator. So these
Speaker 3: are the guys who like aided police to solve crimes,
Speaker 3: and they took down the criminal underworld. You see a
Speaker 3: little bit of this in the Clone Wars. It's a
Speaker 3: really old Jedi as like a cane. He has a
Speaker 3: cane lightsaber. It's pretty sweet, and it's like in Ahsoka
Speaker 3: episode and they go into.
Speaker 2: The underworld and he like just knows all.
Speaker 3: This shit, like all the tricks of the trade, like
Speaker 3: all these like shisty ways. Ahsoka is trying to like
Speaker 3: run around real quick and get shit done, and he's
Speaker 3: like old, He's like real slow. He's like, no, we're good.
Speaker 3: Just wait this, this will happen. We're good, Like I
Speaker 3: don't know. It was just really cool to see like
Speaker 3: an old veteran who had been down in like the
Speaker 3: underworld of Crossan, which is like one of the seediest
Speaker 3: fucking places in the world or in the galaxy, and
Speaker 3: you're just down there like operating as a Jedi. That'll
Speaker 3: be bad as it's like what we were talking about,
Speaker 3: Like let's go get some death steaks, and then the
Speaker 3: guy tries to sell you something. You're just like, I
Speaker 3: have you now. Chop his hands off. You're under arrest.
Speaker 2: How are you gonna put the cuffs on him if
Speaker 2: his hands are gone?
Speaker 3: Cuff his legs, dude, he's not walking. You got to
Speaker 3: I guess if they are binders, fucking do their magnets.
Speaker 4: Dog time.
Speaker 3: You just carry him away, dude with the force.
Speaker 4: Or more really realistically, Max just picked da.
Speaker 3: No paperwork. How much paperwork it's gonna be for me
Speaker 3: to take you in at the Jedi temple? Motherfucker. Ain't
Speaker 3: trying to go back to them.
Speaker 4: See how many stairs we have to climb to get
Speaker 4: up there.
Speaker 3: It's a long way, buddy, I ain't carrying you.
Speaker 2: Just throw them deeper into the.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: They would take the Jedi a lot more serious because
Speaker 3: a lot of the times, like, first of all, I
Speaker 3: couldn't imagine being one of these like fucking assholes, right,
Speaker 3: one of these criminals. Maybe like you're like the boss
Speaker 3: and then you just look at the Jedi and you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I surrender, you can't kill me. Ha ha ha ha,
Speaker 3: And the Jedi is like fuck man, But like I
Speaker 3: would whoop their ass still, like I'd be like, no,
Speaker 3: I can't kill you, but I'm gonna beat the shit
Speaker 3: out of you, like what a stupid.
Speaker 2: Time, just like your Dick's attack and your balls.
Speaker 3: Like the balls on that guy to be like, oh,
Speaker 3: like there's this guy with the lightsaber who has the
Speaker 3: fucking force, and you're just gonna be like, oh, I surrender,
Speaker 3: like you can't kill me, Like you're trusting that that
Speaker 3: guy is not. I guarantee you. Some of the Jedi
Speaker 3: fucking just murked people just because they could, Like I mean,
Speaker 3: why wouldn't you as long as you could deal with
Speaker 3: like the ramifications of it afterwards, and you don't let
Speaker 3: it take you down that path. Why you couldn't Just like,
Speaker 3: dude's harming people and he's killing.
Speaker 2: Just like anytime, you just be like self defense.
Speaker 3: Oh he came at me. I stand them like ten
Speaker 3: times he was coming right at us. Yeah, he's just
Speaker 3: a Torso they're like, man, he was coming at me.
Speaker 3: You won for me.
Speaker 2: His legs were gone from a previous running with you.
Speaker 3: That's not right, Fine, trick them, Yeah, that's not right.
Speaker 3: Somebody else. Then you have the consular. Is that how
Speaker 3: you say that word? Consular? I don't know. Consolar Jedi
Speaker 3: devoted themselves to diplomacy and science and disregarded combat entirely.
Speaker 3: Nerds Yeah, fuck losers, the nerds man, the nerd Jedi.
Speaker 3: They're like, hell yeah, I like science and stuff.
Speaker 2: I want to talk to people.
Speaker 3: And then you have a Jedi seeker. They were they
Speaker 3: searched the galaxy for four sensitive children to abduct. Hell yeah,
Speaker 3: this man, never forget that. You're just taking Yeah, your kid.
Speaker 3: You're having problems with your kid, like lifting up his
Speaker 3: blocks and shipping fucking with the house. Come here, take
Speaker 3: care of that.
Speaker 4: I'll solve your problems. You're taking my kid, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Forget about me. I was never here.
Speaker 2: You're Dick's attacking your own balls.
Speaker 3: That's how that works, I like to imagine it is.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna keep bringing it up. Maybe you can
Speaker 2: get like one or two of those and then jokes done.
Speaker 3: It's unfortunate. I wish you'd had more longevity, maybe like
Speaker 3: a much later episode. Yeah, it'll come back, they always do.
Speaker 3: And then this one's also pretty cool to me, The
Speaker 3: Jedi Sentinel. So they focus more on small scale community matters,
Speaker 3: so like anything in the look wherever they decided to
Speaker 3: set up camp, you know, they would just help out
Speaker 3: the locals, learn the language, culture, what's going on, and
Speaker 3: small differences, whereas other Jedi wanted to show like huge
Speaker 3: acts of compassion to like prove their worth as a
Speaker 3: night going to be a master. But yeah, these guys
Speaker 3: they didn't care too much for it, so they would
Speaker 3: just focus on smaller scale stuff. Then you have the
Speaker 3: Jedi Guardian. They were basically warrior masters, so they were
Speaker 3: all about They're the ones who developed all the different
Speaker 3: fighting forms after the first wars between the Sith and
Speaker 3: the Jedi.
Speaker 2: It seems strangely, strangely strict, almost sucked it up. It
Speaker 2: seems weirdly strict to have only like seven forms, and
Speaker 2: they're like that's it.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, and you can combine them and stuff.
Speaker 3: I guess there's only so much you can do with
Speaker 3: a lightsaber, you know, it's like the most elite weapon.
Speaker 3: You have no blade, so like it's the blade is
Speaker 3: the edge alignment. You don't have to worry about edge alignment.
Speaker 2: How many fucking forms the sword fighting are there? I
Speaker 2: mean there's probably a fencing that's one, swashbuckling there you go.
Speaker 3: That's two. Yeah, And it's also like you got to
Speaker 3: think of it as like seven factorial because you can
Speaker 3: mix and match the all the forms together. That's the
Speaker 3: point of them, Like oh am, I gonna be on
Speaker 3: offense or defense, you know, like then you use I
Speaker 3: don't know what the off the top of my head,
Speaker 3: the different forms, but like you know, Obi Wan's more
Speaker 3: defensive with his stuff. That's why he was good against
Speaker 3: Grievous in that, and Anakins is more like aggressive where
Speaker 3: he has like that overhead stance and like the huge
Speaker 3: like sweet Kylo Ren has the big sweeping like heavy.
Speaker 3: I don't know, you can mix and match all the
Speaker 3: different moves, so it's seven factorial kind of you have
Speaker 3: infinite moves when you you.
Speaker 2: Don't need anymore.
Speaker 3: And they also weren't like meant to be fighters. They
Speaker 3: just needed to be able to be precise enough to
Speaker 3: take down these people. And they originally weren't taken down
Speaker 3: Sith or anything. It was just Jedi. And then we'll
Speaker 3: get into it. So they weren't used to fighting other
Speaker 3: force users with lightsabers and ship.
Speaker 4: Well, and that's also like part of even monks and
Speaker 4: stuff like in the real world. They'll practice martial arts,
Speaker 4: not necessarily to fight, but just as a way of
Speaker 4: like discipline and like learning something and like learning all
Speaker 4: the different ways of doing it and stuff and then
Speaker 4: having the discipline.
Speaker 3: That's why they are called disciplines, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, when you're not allowed to like drink or
Speaker 2: play video games, what else you got to do?
Speaker 3: Practice right, and then you have the Jedi way Seeker.
Speaker 3: These are the Jedi of the High Republic era. So
Speaker 3: there's a book out about the High Republic and it's
Speaker 3: it's pretty fucking solid, you know. I enjoyed it. I
Speaker 3: listened to it, like Max over here.
Speaker 2: I mean we could say we read them, but we'd
Speaker 2: be lying. We don't lie to our listeners.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, credibility.
Speaker 2: We listen to books because we're lazy.
Speaker 3: Yea, No, don't turn a page.
Speaker 2: I'm fucking over.
Speaker 3: Stuff.
Speaker 2: You gotta hold the book, open your thumbs in the middle.
Speaker 2: It starts to hurt. Fuck books, listen to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is nice to be able to listen to books.
Speaker 3: It's awesome. But yeah, it is actually pretty cool. It
Speaker 3: is the Jedi were actually being Jedi. It is very cool.
Speaker 3: And uh yeah, they worked separately from the High Council
Speaker 3: and only obeyed the will of the force. So whatever
Speaker 3: the High Council was saying, they were like Qui gon
Speaker 3: kinda where he started feeding into that and like originally
Speaker 3: Dooku before he turned full like asshole genocidal. He got bad.
Speaker 3: And then you have the military ranks, which this didn't
Speaker 3: happen very often. It's really only the Clone Wars where
Speaker 3: they had these military ranks. So the Jedi commander, which
Speaker 3: was granted to fucking pedalans, so just children working under
Speaker 3: Jedi generals, just child generals in charge of child soldiers awesome,
Speaker 3: fuck man. And then you have the Jedi General granted
Speaker 3: to knights and masters only, and then I don't know,
Speaker 3: we should probably take a take a respite here.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say it, but yeah, let's we'll get
Speaker 2: into the rest.
Speaker 3: And we're back from our respites. Well, camera break, but
Speaker 3: we're gonna push that onto the rug and just call
Speaker 3: it respites.
Speaker 2: I like to be completely honest. The camera fucking fucks up.
Speaker 2: That's why there's so many episodes out there where it's
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 3: There's no episode. Well they're covering phase two. Where's Thor?
Speaker 3: Where is Thor?
Speaker 4: In Spotify?
Speaker 3: That will not go up on YouTube. I guess there's
Speaker 3: no video to put up on Yeah. I can't figure
Speaker 3: it out how to like turn that around like I
Speaker 3: reverse it, just put up like shirtless?
Speaker 4: Uh like boobs boobs bouncing.
Speaker 3: It's a pain they asked to find.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I forget what it's called. Like, we're like non Royalty
Speaker 3: where I can't just like copy because you run the
Speaker 3: risk of it getting flagged on YouTube and YouTube it's
Speaker 3: pretty strict with ship like that. We should catch it.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't talk about this on the Non Royalty.
Speaker 3: Boobs a big old titties. Everybody does that stuff, though.
Speaker 3: Do you think other people get the pictures up there?
Speaker 2: And I was gonna say they just put up like
Speaker 2: shirtless Hemsworth.
Speaker 4: Well you could, but we'll just call them, hey, dude,
Speaker 4: just you know, let's use this and be like he's
Speaker 4: one of our good friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, all right, Well let's get back into the
Speaker 3: Jedi here. Okay, we're gonna talk about their philosophy, okay,
Speaker 3: like what their belief system is. So the Jedi, obviously
Speaker 3: they're devotees to the Jedi Order, and it's an ancient
Speaker 3: religious group of force fielding protectors. That's what they were
Speaker 3: supposed to be, is just protectors. They adhere to the
Speaker 3: light side of the force, and they're focused on you know, calmness,
Speaker 3: inner peace to channel their powers from the force versus
Speaker 3: like when you see Sith. The they want to wield
Speaker 3: the force like the force flows through a Jedi kind
Speaker 3: of thing, like they're the instrument, whereas the Sith want
Speaker 3: to like control, like bending it to their will exactly.
Speaker 3: They you want to use the force to their advantage.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, I'd be a syth.
Speaker 3: It's an evil bastard. Would be gross looking too. Oh,
Speaker 3: I'm sure we'll pay that price, and probably uncomfortable, you know.
Speaker 2: Would probably get so much deeper.
Speaker 3: Just just a hole, like a rotting hole and just
Speaker 3: like you have to have like a chest like machine
Speaker 3: to keep you alive, and it hurts you as you
Speaker 3: walk and just.
Speaker 2: Like make me even angry natural I used just as
Speaker 2: a bowl for funions last night.
Speaker 3: Good call a funion bowl. That is hilarious. So yeah,
Speaker 3: they were supposed to be, you know, guardians of peace
Speaker 3: and justice. They sought also sought balance in the force,
Speaker 3: so they were looking to constantly get that balance. That's
Speaker 3: why there was an ancient prophecy of a chosen one
Speaker 3: who would destroy the Sith and bring balance to the force,
Speaker 3: and that the Sith haven't quite been created yet in
Speaker 3: this timeline, we'll get into the history a little bit,
Speaker 3: but like when the Sith come to be, that prophecy
Speaker 3: was created.
Speaker 2: So I feel like there's a bit of an issue
Speaker 2: here because their balance is there's no dark side users,
Speaker 2: so wouldn't they balance there it's completely unbalanced.
Speaker 3: Well no, not in that sense, Like we say that
Speaker 3: a lot, and it seems that way, but like the
Speaker 3: way the Jedi and the Clone Wars were using it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's very unbalanced what they had going on. But the
Speaker 3: Jedi seek the balance. They're not like, oh, we're all like, yeah,
Speaker 3: they use the Light Side, but they, like I said,
Speaker 3: use the Force like flows through them. So like the
Speaker 3: will of the Force is still doing what it was
Speaker 3: supposed to do versus a Sith is manipulating it to
Speaker 3: their will. Does that make sense?
Speaker 4: I think so?
Speaker 3: But so like they are trying to get that balance.
Speaker 3: They just got corrupted by the Dark Side and the
Speaker 3: Clone Wars. You know, their their vision got clouded and
Speaker 3: what they were supposed to be. And obviously, like I
Speaker 3: said earlier, they're all people. So like throughout the ages,
Speaker 3: they changed throughout the times as the galaxy changed too,
Speaker 3: Like they matched the galaxy at certain points, they were
Speaker 3: a little bit stricter sometimes. And we'll get into that
Speaker 3: and Lore a little bit here. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 3: Okay, kind of zoned up, I'm ask a question to then,
Speaker 3: just just watching my mouth, I was paying joke. It's
Speaker 3: like in fucking all the movies, just Captad Cat, do
Speaker 3: you get your biddy? That's Max just listening to meet
Speaker 3: honor stop. Did it again?
Speaker 2: Is that loud?
Speaker 3: No? I think it's the noise you're making. Oh no,
Speaker 3: things are dying around it thinks like that.
Speaker 2: It thinks it sounds like just recycling in the mic and.
Speaker 3: Oh that's hilarious. Whoa you tell me to stop? Uh yeah?
Speaker 3: In uh in combat, they they would meditate, you know,
Speaker 3: to try to find serenity in their mind, and they
Speaker 3: would use patience to focus. That's how they focused their
Speaker 3: powers was through patience, meditation, calmness, like at ease, let
Speaker 3: go all those fucking things.
Speaker 2: You could do that in Crimson Desert.
Speaker 3: That's pretty fucking sweet.
Speaker 2: Just in the middle of battle you just focus up.
Speaker 2: Things start moving slow blocking you tech you goddamn one
Speaker 2: like well, I mean, not unblockable at text.
Speaker 3: But you know that's why. Like an example in the movies,
Speaker 3: when Qui Goun's fighting Ball and he like crouches down,
Speaker 3: you know, puts his lightsaber away, and he just meditates
Speaker 3: there for he's trying to like prep for battle. That's
Speaker 3: how they prep for battle. You know, Sith just gets
Speaker 3: angry and forth looking for motherfucker to kill, choke out
Speaker 3: or something, and then they go into battle. A little
Speaker 3: different there, you know, two sides of I guess kind
Speaker 3: of the same coin when you think about it, because
Speaker 3: they're both. You know, children of the Force just use
Speaker 3: it in different ways. They only use combat when necessary,
Speaker 3: only in self defense, as we know. But Clone Wars
Speaker 3: kind of disproved a lot of that. The lightsaber or
Speaker 3: laser sword was their choice of weapon, which was limiting
Speaker 3: in combat on purpose. So like instead of just using black,
Speaker 3: imagine a Jedi with a blaster you never miss how
Speaker 3: would you miss miss him?
Speaker 4: You could just be like you just stay there.
Speaker 2: That's like a whole other level of executing somebody.
Speaker 3: You can just take the force and like direct your
Speaker 3: blaster as like a homing blaster, Like it would be
Speaker 3: so unfair.
Speaker 2: Imagine like you slow it down so the person just
Speaker 2: sees it comes to oh fuck corners and ship.
Speaker 3: Like magneto with the coin.
Speaker 2: Ah feeling every like even fucking hold the person then
Speaker 2: slow down so it's just you got it, horrible fuck man.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you could do that. It's just hot. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was powered by a force imbued kyber crystal, and
Speaker 3: it contained it was contained by a force barrier. That's
Speaker 3: how it's maintained. Its shape. It was a symbol of
Speaker 3: the care that they took with their gifts. So they
Speaker 3: didn't want to like be too aggressive with their ship,
Speaker 3: like they could be crazy powerful Jedi. I mean, but
Speaker 3: they like restrained themselves.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It's all about that discipline, that discipline. Much fun of him.
Speaker 2: Discipline you said disciplined.
Speaker 3: He was talking about discipline with the seven forms you
Speaker 3: I'm choking.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jesus, that's too I can't use it again in
Speaker 2: this episode.
Speaker 3: Got me with that one. I thought you were serious
Speaker 3: and we just talked about that ten minutes ago. Take
Speaker 3: one in your brain. I'm just sitting over here. I
Speaker 3: mean sometimes I've seen it. I've seen it that.
Speaker 2: When we're actually doing an episode.
Speaker 3: Well true, Oh yeah, it was totally blackout, drum.
Speaker 2: It's been a while. Well all right, I guess it's
Speaker 2: been well, no, I haven't been blacked out a while.
Speaker 2: But I mean when I was blacked out during that
Speaker 2: one episode, I probably was.
Speaker 3: Just Bob, that was the time we needed this camera,
Speaker 3: that was the time we needed it. I was just
Speaker 3: didn't have it five really, yeah, Like that's exactly right.
Speaker 2: Max talking to the people that were.
Speaker 3: Trying to get through this loar here.
Speaker 2: Sidetrack myself. Oh that's funny reminiscing about being a fucking trunk.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, that's a good point, Max, we were dude,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't need to go back and listen to that,
Speaker 3: because this ship's good.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: In the early days, the lightsabers were called proto sabers,
Speaker 3: and they required a fucking backpack to power them, so
Speaker 3: they were super unwieldy, terrible. They relied on precision to
Speaker 3: accomplish their goals and to prevent further loss of life.
Speaker 3: So they would do the means whatever it took to
Speaker 3: just like kill the main bad guy kind of deal,
Speaker 3: or to take him out. You know, they would most
Speaker 3: likely try to subdue him first, but if you have
Speaker 3: to kill him, you got to kill him. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's what happens. A Jedi was to be selfless and
Speaker 3: to put others' needs in front of their own. It
Speaker 3: was impossible to be a perfect Jedi. Obviously, nobody could
Speaker 3: match those standards. I mean, they just they have minds
Speaker 3: just like you and me. You know, they're corruptible, they
Speaker 3: have different motives and they interpret the Jedi code in
Speaker 3: different ways. They're all different people. But yeah, as always,
Speaker 3: they were just taught to strive to be that perfect Jedi,
Speaker 3: like you'll never reach it, but try to be it.
Speaker 3: Good take. I guess the Jedi was never defenseless even
Speaker 3: without a weapon. Obviously he has the force in his
Speaker 3: fucking hand. That would be a nightmare to deal with. Like, dude, honestly,
Speaker 3: I would argue that they're more deadly without the fucking lightsaber.
Speaker 3: Like the lightsaber, like I said earlier, kind of limits them.
Speaker 3: They're like, I maybe that's why they only have seven forms.
Speaker 3: They limited it to keep it. Ah, we're here for
Speaker 3: the answers and we're finding them.
Speaker 2: Like that sounded almost like a mocking Ooh but I
Speaker 2: didn't mean it. We got fucking theory guy over here,
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 3: Ah fuck because yeah, I mean too for just open
Speaker 3: like you don't have to worry about it. It's just
Speaker 3: off of cliffs and ship just come here, choked force punches,
Speaker 3: damn deflecting blaster bolts with your force powers. You know,
Speaker 3: if you're just all focused on.
Speaker 2: That, you don't really see a lot of people deflect
Speaker 2: them with just the force.
Speaker 3: Though, I mean you see quite a few examples. Not
Speaker 3: a ship ton, but like, I mean, Vader does it
Speaker 3: for one an empire when he just like puts up
Speaker 3: his hand. There you see lightsabers straight up get blocked
Speaker 3: my hands.
Speaker 2: Well that's I mean, yeah, that's but blaster boats, I
Speaker 2: figured they're like moving too fast. I guess Vader just
Speaker 2: like straight takes it to the gauntlet though he's just
Speaker 2: not like Swa in the away. I guess that's what
Speaker 2: I was thinking of when you said, oh, yeah boats,
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, absorbing.
Speaker 7: Technically, Yeah, whoa, that's twice twice we used it.
Speaker 3: No more, no more. That's it. That's the limit. That
Speaker 3: was we're limiting ourselves like Jedi.
Speaker 2: That was discipline.
Speaker 3: Discipline, that's the that's a lesson in this episode.
Speaker 2: I mean, we knocked out those two real quick.
Speaker 3: That was quack quack real quack. Words are heard today. Man,
Speaker 3: it's a bad day for words like it's nice out.
Speaker 3: Our brains are like what the fuck? Frozen wasteland a.
Speaker 2: Couple of weeks ago, two days ago?
Speaker 3: Fuck? But yeah, as your question earlier, do they like
Speaker 3: like to have fun and stuff like? Yes, but they
Speaker 3: were also taught to not to seek excitement or like
Speaker 3: the thrill of an adventure because it like leads to
Speaker 3: like their own personal motivations kind of thing, and it
Speaker 3: leads to that dark side where they build that ego.
Speaker 3: You know. It's like just like Anakin, Like Anakin was
Speaker 3: all about that adventure and like trying all and it
Speaker 3: fucking fucked with his brain. Dude, fucked with his like
Speaker 3: motives and how he interpreted the force.
Speaker 2: That's the problem. If I'm like a fucking crazy powerful warrior,
Speaker 2: I feel like I would want to seek out.
Speaker 4: Adventure, and like, I don't know if they were some
Speaker 4: who did, Like I don't know, I can see like
Speaker 4: if if they're saying adventure means like go start ship, yeah,
Speaker 4: I can see it's like but starting well, well, but
Speaker 4: like you know, I mean if I'm just thinking the venture,
Speaker 4: like you just go to a fun I don't know,
Speaker 4: planet's got a bunch of cool mountains. You're soon was
Speaker 4: going to explore this mountainside Like that's not gonna make
Speaker 4: me evil, Like, I don't know, it's like it's kind
Speaker 4: of weird.
Speaker 3: It's the Yeah, So I mean some Jedi didn't in
Speaker 3: like I mean, Quinlan Voss is a good example. He
Speaker 3: was always seeking adventure. He loved like the CD Underworld
Speaker 3: stuff and like, uh, you had going jumping canyons and
Speaker 3: stuff like just doing on a motorcycle like him just
Speaker 3: shorts jumping dude, like he loved doing ship like that.
Speaker 3: And there's an episode of Clone Wars where him and
Speaker 3: Obi Wan are chasing down cad Bane. Very good at
Speaker 3: the top tier episode. That one was because you get
Speaker 3: to see Quinlin Vass. He's a badass dude. He's got
Speaker 3: fucking face paint like dreads and shades, like a Native
Speaker 3: American kind of guy.
Speaker 2: I think, I think I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got like the loincloth and like just a
Speaker 3: couple of straps. Like, dude, that guy's all about adventures.
Speaker 2: So like a loin cloth is gonna be one of
Speaker 2: the worst just everywhere.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I guess if he's not wearing anything,
Speaker 3: but like you probably wrapped up. I would imagine like
Speaker 3: you got like some kind of bundled shit.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it all seems very floppy.
Speaker 3: It could be could be. I mean Tarzan for sure.
Speaker 3: I mean he doesn't have any dollum is if he
Speaker 3: even has a dick. I mean, Gollum probably doesn't have
Speaker 3: a dick at all. I think he tripled away, dude.
Speaker 2: Just d you know, you know he put the ring
Speaker 2: on that a couple of times.
Speaker 3: Oh, for sure, he fucks the ring percent. He sucked
Speaker 3: the ring to climax raw.
Speaker 4: Yes, Bill Bogo is picking up so Sticky.
Speaker 3: S s finally gets it back. He's like, no, dude,
Speaker 3: it's bronze, it's anti bacterial.
Speaker 2: Still you know what happens that's tied to your life
Speaker 2: or is he puts it back on, he gets all
Speaker 2: the memories of the ring. I don't think it works
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 4: But he's just like, I mean when Frodo puts it on,
Speaker 4: sorrow and can see what's happening.
Speaker 2: Oh so he's like, no, no, no, he's just watching it.
Speaker 3: No, defiling my ring, that's not what it's for. Man,
Speaker 3: what a sidetrack. That one was thought about all on
Speaker 3: the dick.
Speaker 2: At least it wasn't in an actual Lord of the
Speaker 2: Rings episode. I always feel bad when we're doing all
Speaker 2: the Lord of the Ring stuff and then we just
Speaker 2: fucking ship all over it.
Speaker 3: Oh I love it. I think it makes it hilarious.
Speaker 3: That's what makes this show this show. We just make
Speaker 3: it dumb and stupid saying dumb ship what was melcour
Speaker 3: farting in the face and the just turned.
Speaker 2: Green fucking sor On showing up to get Melicore out
Speaker 2: and Camino, hell, Camino.
Speaker 3: Let's go good times. But we're gonna get back on
Speaker 3: track with Jedi. Al right, that's Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 3: We just did Lord of the Rings law. This is
Speaker 3: Star Wars lore.
Speaker 2: This is a sidetrack filled episode.
Speaker 3: We're off the rails here, all right.
Speaker 2: The war mothers got sucked up, can't talk, bring it up.
Speaker 2: Calm fucking the ring.
Speaker 3: So the life of a Jedi was full of hardship,
Speaker 3: and training to be a Jedi was very hard, like
Speaker 3: the most different, one of the most difficult things. It's
Speaker 3: tough to state that. Disciplined and you know, get through it.
Speaker 3: The Jedi way requires, you know, a lot of discipline
Speaker 3: in the mind and adherence to a strict code and
Speaker 3: strong commitment to the Jedi way. The Jedi code rules
Speaker 3: over each individual Jedi, and yeah, they interpret it different ways.
Speaker 3: We see that, Like, there's so many examples of that.
Speaker 3: The code did permit compassion, but attachments and possessions were
Speaker 3: strictly forbidden. That was a big one. Was the attachments
Speaker 3: and possessions. It was like probably their biggest vow where
Speaker 3: they're like, dude, you gotta fucking hill. This is a
Speaker 3: bad give up your xbox. And it's because attachments led
Speaker 3: to jealousy, greed, and the fear of loss, which were
Speaker 3: all pads to the dark side. There was some disagreement
Speaker 3: on what the non attachment vow actually meant, so like
Speaker 3: like can alludes to it, you know, like, oh, we're
Speaker 3: encouraged to love, like yeah, but like not like that, dude,
Speaker 3: Like you know, like you're getting too deep into it,
Speaker 3: Like you're you're allowed to have these friendships and like
Speaker 3: deep bonds with people, but you have to remember they're
Speaker 3: all connected to the force and like each one of
Speaker 3: those people are luminous beings, so they're all the same.
Speaker 3: Like you can't like put one hire on a pedestal
Speaker 3: because then man, it leads to jealousy and I fear
Speaker 3: of loss and ship. I'm talking about this.
Speaker 2: I was listening.
Speaker 3: It's fun to do, but yeah, they're you know, romance
Speaker 3: and stuff. It was very touchy subject, but some disagreed
Speaker 3: with it. Naturally. They're like, dude, I want to fuck,
Speaker 3: Like what do you mean, who can't fuck? I mean
Speaker 3: you could fuck, but like, as long as you don't
Speaker 3: get attached easy, there's a loophole right there. That's where
Speaker 3: the disagreement was. People are like, dude, so I fucked
Speaker 3: the chicken croissant, what's the big deal? And there's like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're you don't you don't feel for this woman?
Speaker 2: No, bro jedis.
Speaker 3: A fucking coming. Run dude, what.
Speaker 2: Fucking nailed the last night?
Speaker 3: And then I fucking dipped up before she even woke up?
Speaker 3: What happened to deeds of compassion? There was a lot
Speaker 3: of compassion in the moment. It just sound to come,
Speaker 3: this is what we're talking about, making a joke on it.
Speaker 3: I love it. It's the best jedi. Yeah, a little
Speaker 3: tribal tattoo and he's got the trees going up from
Speaker 3: his wrists.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my sister has a tattoo that well.
Speaker 3: On a dude, I think it's it's like the tribal
Speaker 3: tattoo on a girl. I don't know if it matters.
Speaker 3: There's some probably toxic girl tattoos I just can't think of,
Speaker 3: like zodiac sign maybe a little toxic.
Speaker 4: Right the butterfly tramp stamp yeah, are a little toxic.
Speaker 3: I I don't mind a tramp stamp, but this little
Speaker 3: tox that you're like this, she a looked crazy.
Speaker 2: Probably made a bad choice when she was drunk one time.
Speaker 2: We're off the rails again, Jesus Christ, what are.
Speaker 3: We doing talking about attachments and ship? You know, some
Speaker 3: sought to suppress their emotions and to dominate them, while
Speaker 3: others thought that mastering your emotions in that way was
Speaker 3: against the Jedi ideals. So you think about that, like
Speaker 3: instead of like feeling your emotions or trying to conquer
Speaker 3: their emotions where it's like like I can't feel mad,
Speaker 3: I can't feel it, and it's like no, just feel
Speaker 3: that way, but like wreckon, reconcile afterwards.
Speaker 2: You know, be a real midwestern man. Force those feelings down,
Speaker 2: don't feel.
Speaker 3: Them, cover them in beard, Maybe shed a tear in
Speaker 3: your car on the way home from work, and then
Speaker 3: get back to it, shake it off, put on some
Speaker 3: divorced dad rock and go to fucking town.
Speaker 8: Dude, rolling bowl and rolling roling breako.
Speaker 3: Exactly. The Jedi need to just do that. You just
Speaker 3: get over it, man.
Speaker 2: They're just.
Speaker 3: I'm breaking. Emotions like love were centered around letting go.
Speaker 3: So you can love things, but you have to like
Speaker 3: let them go and know that they're going to become
Speaker 3: part of the force when they die or if they
Speaker 3: leave you or something changes that. It's just that's just
Speaker 3: how it is. Let go that ship, boy. You know
Speaker 3: a lot of people need to leto. They believed romance
Speaker 3: was a distraction and it was wrong to tie oneself
Speaker 3: down to a singular attachment instead of opening it up
Speaker 3: to the galaxy. So it's like I said, they're all connected.
Speaker 3: It's kind of selfish to like go after one thing
Speaker 3: because then that attachment means more to you than all
Speaker 3: the other attachments that you're supposed to be forming. As
Speaker 3: a Jedi, spread the dick around exactly, spread spread I
Speaker 3: love relationships were valued, but they needed to balance things
Speaker 3: carefully because that was a very touchy subject there. It
Speaker 3: was like a teeter totter, you know, you go too
Speaker 3: far one way, going down the wrong path there. If
Speaker 3: someone close to the you know, to them died, they
Speaker 3: were allowed to mourn, but they needed to let go
Speaker 3: and not let emotion consume them. So you could have
Speaker 3: a time of morning, but like Yoda's gonna come to
Speaker 3: you and be like, you gotta fucking leck up out
Speaker 3: of it. Get over it. She gone, dude, she gone,
Speaker 3: you had your time. She's one with the Force Midwest,
Speaker 3: and you know what, you're old. You're gonna be one
Speaker 3: with the Force here soon too, buddy. And you're like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, I kind of am should get over this
Speaker 3: and go live my life divorced aad Rock. So yeah,
Speaker 3: the Jedi accepted death and celebrated them as they became
Speaker 3: one with the Force instead of mourning or missing the dead.
Speaker 3: So a lot of Jedi went that route. They directed
Speaker 3: themselves through their passion instead of acting impulsively. All Jedi
Speaker 3: were considered brothers in the Force, and do we want
Speaker 3: to take another rest bite or.
Speaker 2: I mean we got ten more mens going here?
Speaker 3: All right, we'll get into like the galactic sentiment of
Speaker 3: what what the galaxy thought about the Jedi. So they
Speaker 3: were mostly viewed as noble and noble order that worked
Speaker 3: with the Republic as guardians of peace and justice. They
Speaker 3: were respected as cunning warriors by warrior like cultures and
Speaker 3: even by some Mandalorian clans. So they're like, I recognize you,
Speaker 3: I see you. He's got the schedule right there.
Speaker 2: It's Boba fet Jersey.
Speaker 3: That's right, bo. He is the best Pouni fighter. Many
Speaker 3: believed the Jedi were far more powerful than they actually were. So,
Speaker 3: like we were talking about earlier, they like deified these people.
Speaker 3: They are like man, they could fucking jump buildings and
Speaker 3: fucking just tear through armies and stuff, and like you
Speaker 3: see it in episode one when they're like, nobody could
Speaker 3: kill a Jedi, like like, well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 3: You'll see at the end of the movie on his
Speaker 3: own death. Keep watching, you'll see fuck rest in peace.
Speaker 3: And there was also in the Force, Well, that's true,
Speaker 3: that's true.
Speaker 2: Celebrate fuck yeh die.
Speaker 3: Back to Lord of the Rings, son of a Bitch.
Speaker 3: And I want to elaborate on that, but I can't
Speaker 3: get into it because we go Q sidetrack. So let's
Speaker 3: stay on track here, staying disciplined, disciplined.
Speaker 2: Wow, we never do it.
Speaker 3: There was also an anti anti Jedi sentiment that waxed
Speaker 3: and waned throughout history. Some clans of Mandalorians despised the
Speaker 3: Jedi throughout history. The Sith, which were the Jedi ancient enemies,
Speaker 3: sought to purge them constantly, and some groups leave the
Speaker 3: Jedi abused the force and caused more of the suffering
Speaker 3: in the galaxy with their practices. I don't know how
Speaker 3: you believe that you have a couple of bad interactions
Speaker 3: with the Jedi. I guess you can. I could see
Speaker 3: going down that route. The Jedi order was ever changing,
Speaker 3: and so was the galaxy and their members. Like we
Speaker 3: talked about earlier, different times presented different practices. During the
Speaker 3: High Republic era, Jedi were very compassionate and made sure
Speaker 3: to show great acts of compassion to those who were suffering.
Speaker 3: That's where they went to most. It was like the
Speaker 3: Outer Rim. They were exploring that, trying to expand the
Speaker 3: Republic in the High Republic era, and they were helping
Speaker 3: a lot of those people who were like bullied by
Speaker 3: all the fucking pirates and scum and villainy out there.
Speaker 3: Jedi in the Late Republic era took to their non
Speaker 3: attachment valve very seriously and often left out those who
Speaker 3: were suffering. So they were like, can't help you. I
Speaker 3: gotta stay neutral. Yeah, it's like you're too neutral now,
Speaker 3: Like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: But you're going through some shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But either way, people were bitching. They were like, oh,
Speaker 3: you're just trying to spread your fucking light side bullshit
Speaker 3: on us, and it's like, well, yeah, it helps, and
Speaker 3: then other people were like, well you're not doing it enough.
Speaker 3: I can't fucking win, dude. And obviously, I mean they're
Speaker 3: in that position it for that reason or trying to
Speaker 3: find that balance there, there's always going to be can't
Speaker 3: make it. No, I just came up with that.
Speaker 4: Never heard that before ever.
Speaker 3: Really we get a call trademarket, who do we call copyright?
Speaker 3: But yeah, then this left people feeling very bitter towards
Speaker 3: the Order, and that's how we kind of led into
Speaker 3: like the Clone Wars there, stuff like that. Now we
Speaker 3: can get into a little bit of the history of
Speaker 3: the Jedi, and this is kind of like a summarized
Speaker 3: version of it because there's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: I can get into almost like thousands and thousands of
Speaker 2: years of it or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot of shit, and honestly, it's not
Speaker 3: is filled in as like loader lore. Like all that
Speaker 3: shit is very fleshed out.
Speaker 2: Star Wars, and a lot of it has like talking right,
Speaker 2: write more about a fucking leaf that fell off a
Speaker 2: tree exactly.
Speaker 3: A lot of it is like written in retrospect, you know,
Speaker 3: like they just kind of add this stuff to the past,
Speaker 3: which I'm fine with, Like that the original trilogy, it's
Speaker 3: pretty much all they had, and there was a history
Speaker 3: that George Lucas kind of had in mind, but it's
Speaker 3: just been expanded upon massively by other directors and people
Speaker 3: who have picked up the rights and stuff Disney, and
Speaker 3: I love it, honestly. I love going back and adding
Speaker 3: things that you can add because there's so many cool
Speaker 3: times in this history they're just mentioned, Like the Clone
Speaker 3: Wars was just mentioned in the original trilogy, and then
Speaker 3: they just made movie about it, you know, and then
Speaker 3: they had a series about it that came out, you know, animated,
Speaker 3: but like sweet, like it fills in that gap. I
Speaker 3: love that shit.
Speaker 2: M But for some reason, they're just sticking to the
Speaker 2: Skywalker time.
Speaker 3: They gotta get away from it. I mean there's no
Speaker 3: choice now.
Speaker 2: I mean, well, yeah, get it, don't get They're just
Speaker 2: gonna make a movie about Luke on that fucking island
Speaker 2: for forty years. Yeah, I mean, just suking on that
Speaker 2: weird dinosaur tit.
Speaker 3: The Jedi were an ancient order that existed for over
Speaker 3: one thousand generations. The Jedi order was established at the
Speaker 3: first Jedi temple on Octo. Speaking of that fucking island,
Speaker 3: drigging that milk, that titty milt. Oh wait, that was
Speaker 3: the same, that's the very first Jedi temple. Yep, no shit, yes, sir, I.
Speaker 2: Feel like I probably knew that. But also I've had
Speaker 2: a couple of beers.
Speaker 3: And it was created by his name is just the
Speaker 3: prime JEDID Jedi prime Transformer. Yeah, dude, he's fucking got
Speaker 3: the matrix of leadership. It's kinda I mean, he had
Speaker 3: a symbol and it was like a Jedi and meditation
Speaker 3: and like one side was light once I was dark,
Speaker 3: so balance the original ideals. They built temples on other worlds,
Speaker 3: such as Curissant, which was their first one. They made
Speaker 3: their headquarters Ossis Tython, which is the one that Grogu
Speaker 3: calls out to Luke from, and Jedda, which we all
Speaker 3: know from World one. They allied themselves very like, very
Speaker 3: closely with the Democratic Galactic Republic and the Galactic Senate
Speaker 3: because their cause was overall just as far as the
Speaker 3: galaxy is concerned. It's like, do you want to be
Speaker 3: ruled by pirates and huts and like have lawlessness or
Speaker 3: do you want the Republic? And it's I mean, yeah,
Speaker 3: bring me into the Republic. I have representation. I can
Speaker 3: pass bills and like vote on shit. So much better
Speaker 3: than being ruled by mobs or like warlords or just
Speaker 3: like a king, like yeah, exactly. And then I have
Speaker 3: support if some shit goes wrong, like I can bring
Speaker 3: it to the Senate and they can send help, and
Speaker 3: help from the Jedi the I back in you fuck
Speaker 3: yeah dude. And now we'll get into the wars of
Speaker 3: the Old Republic. So there was once a rogue Jedi
Speaker 3: who was exiled from the Order for using the dark Side.
Speaker 3: This was the first Sith. Yeah, pretty cool. He gained
Speaker 3: followers kind of like sourn.
Speaker 2: Hey, listen, this guy suck.
Speaker 3: You want something, you want to hear some sick riffs,
Speaker 3: come this way. We're gonna get on the fucking road.
Speaker 3: You want some divorced dad rock dude? Hell yeah. He
Speaker 3: gained followers, which led to the creation of the Sith.
Speaker 3: They were originally called Dark Jedi. The Sith were also
Speaker 3: a people, so they shared the name with an actual people.
Speaker 3: They were like redskin and like tentically like chin fucking yeah.
Speaker 3: It was pretty. They're pretty gross looking.
Speaker 2: I almost asked where they got the name from, but
Speaker 2: I figured you're gonna tell.
Speaker 3: I don't know where they got the name from. I
Speaker 3: thought you just said that there was a people. It
Speaker 3: was a people and they were susceptible to the dark Side,
Speaker 3: So maybe that's where the Sith religion got their name from.
Speaker 3: I guess. I don't know if it was just a
Speaker 3: coincidence where they're like, we want to be called the
Speaker 3: Sith and they're like, oh, there's already a fucking people
Speaker 3: out there, and they're like, wait, wait their dark side sensitive.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you I thought they met them, and
Speaker 2: then they all.
Speaker 3: Right, I don't think so, dude. I I don't know.
Speaker 3: There wasn't I mean, I could get into it, but
Speaker 3: I figured out do an episode on the Sith and
Speaker 3: we can probably learn about it then together, because I
Speaker 3: don't know off the top of my head. All I
Speaker 3: know is is that they shared a name. I don't
Speaker 3: know if it's coincidence or if they, like, like what
Speaker 3: you said, where they met them and they're like, these
Speaker 3: guys are susceptible to the dark Side and they're red.
Speaker 3: We love red Sith.
Speaker 2: Where the Sith I don't appreciate the red hate.
Speaker 3: Hey, you want to be dark Side? There you go,
Speaker 3: don't worry about it. Then what do you have to
Speaker 3: worry about the power of the dark Side is real, dude,
Speaker 3: It'll win all they hate. Dude, who's gonname? It's sucking fable, Like,
Speaker 3: who's the Oh you look like they.
Speaker 2: Just bring a taser into the fucking studio.
Speaker 3: Force lightning. I'm just getting just pissed myself on the air, and.
Speaker 4: Then we'll get our cameras out.
Speaker 3: Look at this loser.
Speaker 2: You dummy pissed himself. Fuck al right, before we get
Speaker 2: back on track, we probably should take that respite.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because this is pretty long here, so.
Speaker 2: I figured it was a I did it on purpose,
Speaker 2: cracking bruise, pop the pot.
Speaker 3: Let's go back from our respite. You're the one doing
Speaker 3: the episode. I didn't drink, dude, Do you see me drinking?
Speaker 3: We just took a respite. I just cracked this one.
Speaker 3: What do you want me to do? Crack it during
Speaker 3: the respite when we're not on Mike.
Speaker 2: No, well, then you crack it and then from me right.
Speaker 4: Now, You're like the Jedi can't win either.
Speaker 3: Way exactly, can't make everybody, honestly, in my opinion, it's
Speaker 3: his fault for looking at me while doing it and
Speaker 3: not saying that goddamn word to like supplement. Nobody talking
Speaker 3: in your opinion?
Speaker 4: Easy, no, no, you God like forty callbacks in this.
Speaker 3: It's two times. All right, it's enough. I hear it again.
Speaker 3: The episode's over.
Speaker 2: I think that the saying that it's spent two times
Speaker 2: is getting older. Yes, I'm saying I spent two times.
Speaker 3: That's too mean. I've said it way more than two times.
Speaker 3: I know, ruining that one's over break our rules? Who
Speaker 3: were breaking the code? No? So then yeah, the Sith
Speaker 3: people were also, you know, they were susceptible to the
Speaker 3: dark side of the forest, so they usually were dark
Speaker 3: side users, kind of like malls people zabraks.
Speaker 2: I think they're called.
Speaker 9: It, oh, dark side like delayed burps like they were
Speaker 9: still coming up, man, bubbly, I had to hear that,
Speaker 9: like high definition.
Speaker 3: Is they were. Yeah, by five thousand b b y
Speaker 3: so very long time.
Speaker 2: Brazilian butt lift. I know that's hell.
Speaker 3: Letters are hard now noft but yes Brazilian, but yes
Speaker 3: we got there. So five thousand bby began the one
Speaker 3: hundred years Darkness. This was a time when the Sith
Speaker 3: order was formed and their whole world was claimed on
Speaker 3: Cora Band later known as Mara Band. All right, say
Speaker 3: something smart there, man, I got nothing. They constructed, They
Speaker 3: constructed temples.
Speaker 2: I just have this weird influence. I say, dumb ship
Speaker 2: when I don't.
Speaker 3: You have to It's like, look at you, I'm good.
Speaker 4: Makes perfect sense to me.
Speaker 3: So they constructed temples and tombs in what was called
Speaker 3: the Valley of the Dark Lords. They all got sick names.
Speaker 3: The Jedi and Sith became bitter enemies. This led to
Speaker 3: many wars, The Sith War, the Battle of Taco Donna,
Speaker 3: which was you know, five thousand males Kanada's joint, dude,
Speaker 3: that that castle was built on top of the final
Speaker 3: Battle of well, the Battle of Taka Donna.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of people died Tacos. Oh yeah, And
Speaker 3: the Great Hyperspace War, the Great Sith War, the Great
Speaker 3: Scourge of malikor which, dude, the Sith had a weapon
Speaker 3: that went off and just it was like nukes, Like
Speaker 3: it just froze motherfuckers in place. Dude, They're just like
Speaker 3: stone people standing there. You could go see them in
Speaker 3: like Ezra Bridger in Rebels goes and sees them.
Speaker 2: So during that POMPEII, Yeah, I guess the opposite because POMPEII,
Speaker 2: I guess one of like voids where the people were
Speaker 2: when they got crisps crisped up.
Speaker 3: That's the place where Ahsoka duels Vader for the final time. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's at Malikor And I think mal takes them back
Speaker 3: there in Rebels.
Speaker 2: Wasn't Malikoor in one of the Kotor Games? It might
Speaker 2: have been, Yeah, I feel like it might have been.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that was around I mean that was around
Speaker 3: this time. I think it was during that war with
Speaker 3: Revn and what was the other fucking dudes, Malick Malick. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, I don't just make stupid comments.
Speaker 3: I think they were part of that, or maybe it
Speaker 3: happened just before something like that. I don't know, just
Speaker 3: off the top of my head.
Speaker 2: I can't really that'll be the Sith episode.
Speaker 3: Probably maybe, probably, Yeah, I mean they're a big part
Speaker 3: of their history and stuff. But yeah, and all these
Speaker 3: like other wars and stuff like we could get into
Speaker 3: it here, but dude, it's like those are episodes in
Speaker 3: their own, like the Sith War and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: So another splinter group emerged and they call themselves the
Speaker 3: or do You espect To. Some records say that they
Speaker 3: hoped to give immortality to everyone in the galaxy. It's
Speaker 3: kind of force ghosts, but like living force ghosts. Some
Speaker 3: records say that they hoped to give immortality to everyone.
Speaker 3: Other records say that they sacrifice peedawans to achieve their goals.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, WHOA. So the Jedi and the Ordu came
Speaker 3: to blows and it ended in a peace treaty. The
Speaker 3: treaty allowed the Order to continue their research, but the
Speaker 3: j I would oversee it and inspect it. So the
Speaker 3: doom of the Ordu aspect to resulted in the end
Speaker 3: of the splinter group. This is pretty crazy, dude. A
Speaker 3: man named Ruhr Are you are? Are you are? Ruor?
Speaker 3: He downloaded his mind into a computer which then commanded
Speaker 3: all the droids. It made like Rure Supreme or some shit.
Speaker 3: Commanded all the droids on the station to kill everybody,
Speaker 3: and it killed everybody, and there were Jedi inspectors on board.
Speaker 3: So the inspectors like blasted the whole station into hyperspace
Speaker 3: and blew it up and sacked the body hard. So
Speaker 3: everyone died.
Speaker 2: I died heroes really sure did.
Speaker 3: One of the jediins if you ask from my point
Speaker 3: of view, the jer I ruined it, ruined it.
Speaker 2: I mean I would have said it a few.
Speaker 3: In the aftermath of what it was known as the
Speaker 3: Corsair Wars, which I want to know what those are about, dude.
Speaker 3: I actually looked into this and there's not a whole
Speaker 3: lot of information on it. So somebody's gotta write some.
Speaker 4: Ship Corsairs of Umbar back to Lord of.
Speaker 3: A Star Wars lore.
Speaker 2: I mean, Cideclaps is dead. I think is named Corsair.
Speaker 3: So that's x men, Okay, Corsairs nice. So yeah, in
Speaker 3: the aftermath of the Corsair Wars, a Jedi master ooh
Speaker 3: ob oh oh apostrophe, oh Bob.
Speaker 2: I mean I kind of think you guys need to
Speaker 2: look on the YouTube to see Justin's expression when he just.
Speaker 3: The it's just ridiculous. He broke doctrine and created what
Speaker 3: was known as the far Killer. It was a sniper
Speaker 3: that could shoot lightsabers from extreme distances.
Speaker 2: Wait, like, the bullets are lightsabers.
Speaker 3: The bullets are not blaster bolts, they are lightsabers, are
Speaker 3: little lightsabers that are traveling it.
Speaker 4: So is it just like they control that tiny little bullet.
Speaker 3: It's like a force.
Speaker 4: Contained and then kill it. Does it just it's like
Speaker 4: the freezing bullet. It disappears after it goes through somebody
Speaker 4: let it.
Speaker 2: But imagine it's gonna just go right through them and
Speaker 2: just keep going.
Speaker 4: But then if he just disbands the force of it
Speaker 4: for not containing that bullet size, and.
Speaker 2: So did he used the force to hold the bullet.
Speaker 3: That's how lightsabers, the kyber crystals would hold it because like.
Speaker 2: The tyberrystal, a little cyber crystals in the bullets.
Speaker 3: In the in the gun, I believe. So the gun
Speaker 3: is able to generate that lazy and then it like
Speaker 3: cuts it off, so it's like a needle and it
Speaker 3: shoots it out basically pretty much, dude, I mean jesus,
Speaker 3: it's rowdy, and it's super fucking accurate, like it's not
Speaker 3: gonna fall off, and it's shooting super fast because it's
Speaker 3: lightsaber ship. So it's like a mini death Star in
Speaker 3: your hand. Yeah kind of thing. That's what it's like.
Speaker 3: I would, I would, that's exactly what it's like.
Speaker 2: Many death Star technology instead of killing planets that kills people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very efficiently. So he was exiled for that act.
Speaker 3: The Great Jedi Library on Assis was destroyed at some
Speaker 3: point before the construction of the Temple on Courissant. Some
Speaker 3: of the hollowed tapes were evacuated and they were brought
Speaker 3: to Coroissant, which that started the Jedi Archives. During the
Speaker 3: reign of the Old Republic, the Mandalorians launched a series
Speaker 3: of wars which brought them into conflict with the Jedi,
Speaker 3: and that was the Mandalorian Crusades, the Mandalorian Wars. Mandalor
Speaker 3: the Great led the Mandalorians against the Jedi, and they
Speaker 3: developed their signature best armor to fight them, which is
Speaker 3: resistant to lightsabers. As we all know, there is there, there, there, there, there, there, there,
Speaker 3: there there there mine. Uh. But yeah, the war against
Speaker 3: the Mandalorians ended in a decisive Jedi victory and the
Speaker 3: final battles, you know, they left Mandalor are fucked up.
Speaker 3: Mandalor's surface was devastated.
Speaker 2: After it wasn't like basically kind of glassed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. I mean by both sides, by like
Speaker 3: Mandalor and the Republic, there was just so much war
Speaker 3: going on, and then by themselves. Later on during the
Speaker 3: Mandalorian Civil War, they bombed themselves nice. So they're just
Speaker 3: bombing the ship always smart, consistently bomb your neighbors. They're
Speaker 3: a lot like Krogan, you know, it's murdering one another constantly.
Speaker 3: But yeah, devastated the surface of Mandalor. The fourth sensitive Mandalorian,
Speaker 3: Tar Visla, was inducted into the Jedi Order, and he
Speaker 3: wielded the Dark Saber. His Dark Saber was stored in
Speaker 3: the vaults on Curishan after his death, until Clan Visla
Speaker 3: broke in and stole it back. During the fall of
Speaker 3: the Old Republic. The Dark Saber, would have you know,
Speaker 3: was used to cut down a ship ton of Jedi
Speaker 3: over the time and unite the Mandalorians as a symbol
Speaker 3: of leadership. It's a pretty cool fun fact.
Speaker 2: Of the Dark Saber. What's special about it?
Speaker 3: I don't think we even know, dude, O. It's like
Speaker 3: a missing It just looks cool.
Speaker 2: People like, oh fuck.
Speaker 3: Ud Yeah, I'm not even sure. Off the top of
Speaker 3: my head. I had to dig into some lore, but
Speaker 3: I don't even think there's a whole lot of lore
Speaker 3: on that ship. It's just like he made it I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 2: I just figured i'd ask for the people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. That's why it's so unique and
Speaker 3: revered is because nobody's seen a shit Like they're like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck, Like it's not even lightsaber. Like when
Speaker 3: you when it swings, it's like it sounds like it's
Speaker 3: like made of glass almost, So.
Speaker 2: Why the hell was it so heavy? For fucking mando?
Speaker 3: I think lightsabers are heavy? They yeah, because although I like, dude,
Speaker 3: imagine if it was really they're probably lighter than swords,
Speaker 3: like metal swords, but they do retain their weight. Like
Speaker 3: when you when Kylo's swinging his sword. Yeah, that's because
Speaker 3: his like sword is like a great sword. It's like
Speaker 3: a two hander, you know.
Speaker 2: I mean it's a big dog right there.
Speaker 3: It's a heavy hitter, dude.
Speaker 2: YouTube. I looked at it so.
Speaker 3: That it does influence how the actual weapon works, because
Speaker 3: it is like a forced thing, Like it presents as
Speaker 3: heavy so that otherwise it would throw you off. Man,
Speaker 3: Like if it was light as a feather, you'd be
Speaker 3: like what, Like you have to have some weight when
Speaker 3: you're swinging something and fighting, you know, to have some resistance,
Speaker 3: like otherwise when you clash with somebody thinks you're gonna
Speaker 3: go right out of your hands. They're like, you need
Speaker 3: some weight to have that structure when you're fighting.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll allow it for now, allow it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. The Old Republic crumbled as a result of the
Speaker 3: Jedi Sith wars. So over those five thousand year you know,
Speaker 3: or a thousand year darkness, whatever the fuck it was,
Speaker 3: the remnants and the Jedi, you know, the remnants of
Speaker 3: the Republic and the Jedi still wage war and emerged
Speaker 3: victorious after the Sith began to turn on each other
Speaker 3: in the Sith Civil War. They're like, oh, you want
Speaker 3: to be leader. I want to be leader. No, you
Speaker 3: want to be And then Darth Baane like created the
Speaker 3: rule of two and had them all like purged. Basically,
Speaker 3: they're like, we're gonna kill all of you motherfuckers because
Speaker 3: there needs to only be two, because we can't handle
Speaker 3: it when there's more than two.
Speaker 2: I mean, when you got a whole fucking hierarchy of
Speaker 2: everybody dreaming of power.
Speaker 3: And the only way to get it is to kill
Speaker 3: your master YEP, it's gonna be bad. Why would you
Speaker 3: train a pedalan I'm gonna train here, so you could
Speaker 3: kill me. How about that? Does that sound like a
Speaker 3: good deal to you? No, it sounds terrible. So one
Speaker 3: Sith ended up surviving. Darth Baane created the Rule of
Speaker 3: Two and continued the Sith religion. The Jedi found out,
Speaker 3: destroyed Darth Baane and believed the Sith to be gone.
Speaker 3: But you know they would survive in secret, damn under
Speaker 3: the Rule of two. In the Shadows for Generations.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about another Lord of the Ring spells.
Speaker 4: I'll leave it.
Speaker 2: We're probably sidetracked enough.
Speaker 3: You could do another one.
Speaker 4: But all of them were deceived.
Speaker 3: See that fits right in. That's fine. The wars ended
Speaker 3: in one thousand and thirty two BB. Why so four
Speaker 3: thousand years of fucking war?
Speaker 2: Dude, Jesus Christ?
Speaker 3: Crazy?
Speaker 2: Is this warhammer?
Speaker 3: Forty k kind? But then you get to the great Peace? Oh,
Speaker 3: the great piece.
Speaker 2: He's doing quotations, heavy, heavy on the quotations.
Speaker 3: I need a sip of Rooski.
Speaker 2: All right, everybody be quiet and just stare at him.
Speaker 3: Fuck you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, great peace almost never actually peaceful, but we'll find
Speaker 2: out here in just a moment.
Speaker 3: It's pretty peaceful, but like, yeah, it's kind of a lie.
Speaker 3: So the Siths were defeated and lied. I lied, Vader,
Speaker 3: I lied in force unleashed, you said you, I lie.
Speaker 3: I love that line that he just delivers to him
Speaker 3: so good. It's so sassy too. I lied, Pitch, What
Speaker 3: do you mean.
Speaker 2: Ship to me to talk about I don't care about you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I lied.
Speaker 4: You're right, you're a quietbor.
Speaker 3: The Republic reinvented itself once again, and the Jedi saw
Speaker 3: an ascension in politics and social status. Recruitment began to rise,
Speaker 3: bump them numbers up. They saw a role as true peacekeepers.
Speaker 3: This led to the High Republic era and the height
Speaker 3: of the Jedi powers and ideals. This is when you
Speaker 3: want to be a Jedi. It's a good time. Jedi
Speaker 3: spread the light throughout the galaxy and far beyond the
Speaker 3: Core worlds. The Jedi worked closely with the Republic to
Speaker 3: map the unknown galaxy there and I get new like
Speaker 3: hyperspace lanes out in the outer Rim, and get to
Speaker 3: know the local cultures that are lesser known because they're
Speaker 3: from the Core worlds and shit, and they were looking
Speaker 3: to bring them into the Republic. And that's when let
Speaker 3: me see the Jedi. The Republican Jedi expansion into the
Speaker 3: outer rim worlds also brought them into conflict no way,
Speaker 3: and it was conflict with like pirates and shit and
Speaker 3: like just ruffians and assholes who just didn't want shit
Speaker 3: to do with the Republic. And one of the pirate
Speaker 3: gangs was called the Path of the Open Hand cult,
Speaker 3: and they thought the Jedi were harming the galaxy with
Speaker 3: the use of their force. And there's this thing called
Speaker 3: the Nameless or the Great Leveler, and it's a creature
Speaker 3: that was unleashed on the Jedi at the time by
Speaker 3: the Hand and they can like snap your connection off
Speaker 3: from the Force and just mug your ass just like so, yeah,
Speaker 3: a lot of Jedi died. There was like a like
Speaker 3: a Knight of Endless Sorrow or some shit where they
Speaker 3: they beat the beasts and Yoda was actually present, and
Speaker 3: Yoda and this other Jedi I were like, we need
Speaker 3: to keep these motherfuckers quiet, dude, if they know that
Speaker 3: they could kill us like that. So they like kind
Speaker 3: of cover up the whole existence something nameless. That's why
Speaker 3: it's called the Nameless, so kind of cool. The Hand
Speaker 3: was defeated at great cost to the Jedi, and the
Speaker 3: Nameless was covered up.
Speaker 2: Like I said, I mean, if you name something the Nameless,
Speaker 2: doesn't that mean that's.
Speaker 3: Its name, the one who should not be named? All right,
Speaker 3: Harry Potter, Yeah, you gave it a name, the Nameless. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're absolutely right, you've done. It's a good take. It's
Speaker 3: a very good take. Job out of you, good nerd
Speaker 3: out of you. You know, I'm here sometimes sometimes other
Speaker 3: times he's passing away or just zoning out. Don't worry
Speaker 3: about it, blackout. It's been so long it has it's
Speaker 3: like first couple of months hungover.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I'm just not feeling good on those episodes.
Speaker 2: I'm here, just.
Speaker 3: Like I think we called you a wraith being just
Speaker 3: floating there.
Speaker 2: Started the episode of trench Coat.
Speaker 4: He was a man once.
Speaker 3: The stone faced. That's so good. But yeah, the Nameless
Speaker 3: was seen as proof I'm sorry. The defeat of the
Speaker 3: Nameless and the Hand was seen as proof that the
Speaker 3: Allies were good for the galaxy. Outposts and Jedi temples
Speaker 3: were erected in the outer Rim worlds to aid the
Speaker 3: people and to try to bring them into the Republic.
Speaker 3: There was one called the Starlight Beacon that was a
Speaker 3: big one, and it was just a big space station
Speaker 3: out there, and this is what kind of gave me
Speaker 3: some inspiration for when I wrote my rewrites of the
Speaker 3: sequel trilogy. Was like that that beam of light and
Speaker 3: ship like that was like the starlight beacon. That's what
Speaker 3: they were doing. The Pirate band. Uh, there's a new
Speaker 3: pirate band called the Nile. They began to rise in
Speaker 3: power in the Outer Rim and they're like descendants of
Speaker 3: the one hand, there was a great hyperspace disaster this
Speaker 3: is fucking nuts, man, in which the freight cruiser Legacy
Speaker 3: Run was torn apart in hyperspace because there was like
Speaker 3: a Nile ship like crossing, so they tried to maneuver
Speaker 3: around it and blew the fuck up. Dude, sent fragments
Speaker 3: of their ship throughout the whole fucking Outer Rim at
Speaker 3: light speed. Dude. That's not good. So there's just and dude,
Speaker 3: this one planet Hetzel was hit just so it was
Speaker 3: like apocalypse, dude, just like meteors at light speed coming down,
Speaker 3: blowing up your fucking planet out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: Like you nice, you want to see light speed, You're
Speaker 2: just like ah, man, fucking gone boom.
Speaker 3: Just explosions. There's what the fuck is happening?
Speaker 2: The whole planet on fire.
Speaker 3: So yeah, the Jedi like go and try to help
Speaker 3: all these people, and they're like blockading different hyper space
Speaker 3: lanes to keep people from traveling because they don't know
Speaker 3: where these fragments are gonna go and where they're gonna.
Speaker 2: End up hyper space shotgun wild man.
Speaker 3: It is insane. It got a good spread, and it's
Speaker 3: kind of cool because it like brings weight to like
Speaker 3: Hauldo maneuver kind of thing. Like how deadly that ship
Speaker 3: would be if you're going through hyper space, ripping up
Speaker 3: and like man devastating to all these planets, and who
Speaker 3: knows where the fragments of that ship went to. Like
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, that could have gone.
Speaker 2: She probably murdered people, dude, who knows.
Speaker 3: Uh, Jedi end up going to war.
Speaker 2: A crazy fucking way to die. You're like on your
Speaker 2: planet and a tiny little fragment of a late speed
Speaker 2: ship wipes you right out because like the amount of
Speaker 2: energy behind that, it's probably gonna destroy the whole planet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll just it'll hit you and blow a fucking
Speaker 3: cannon size hole out your back, just probably.
Speaker 2: I think I've seen is kind of a sidetrek but
Speaker 2: kind of on topic. I think I've seen someone with
Speaker 2: like some kind of like solar system simulator. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna shoot this piece of sand at Earth at
Speaker 2: light speed destroys the planet.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure because of impact force. Like it's like,
Speaker 3: what is that is that Newton's law immovable object or
Speaker 3: object in motion stays in motion unless acted upon by
Speaker 3: another force. So like the other force is this stationary
Speaker 3: thing and it's just like so much force coming at
Speaker 3: you with the light speed, just the Earth just absorbs
Speaker 3: it all. Fuck. So yeah, that's going on all over
Speaker 3: the Outer Rim right now. So the Jedi are freaking out.
Speaker 3: They're going to help everybody, and they also go to
Speaker 3: war with the Nile and Starlight Beacon ends up being
Speaker 3: destroyed by the Oh yeah, fuck, and the Nameless were
Speaker 3: used against the Jedi once again, but because it was
Speaker 3: covered up, they had no knowledge of it. Defenseless again,
Speaker 3: getting fucking snapped from the force, fucking eaten and shit, dude,
Speaker 3: fuck man.
Speaker 2: Maybe shit, you should name them the Jedi Killers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wat fuck. So the Nile ended up being defeated
Speaker 3: by the Jedi, and you know they we the Jedi
Speaker 3: recoiled back to the core worlds like fuck that. The
Speaker 3: Jedi became involved in many conflicts and disputes during the
Speaker 3: quote unquote Great Peace. The Jedi were warriors and diplomats
Speaker 3: for the Republic, but claimed to be impartial judges, which
Speaker 3: is kind of hard to be impartial when you're working
Speaker 3: for a system. I get that take. I think it's
Speaker 3: a I think it's a weak argument. You know, the
Speaker 3: Republic was at that time out for good in the
Speaker 3: High Republic era, Clone Wars era. I can see that
Speaker 3: being more of a sticking point for people's bitterness in
Speaker 3: the galaxy, you know, where they're like, yeah, these motherfuckers,
Speaker 3: they're just working for this corrupt Republic, which it was
Speaker 3: very corrupt because of the dark Side, not because of
Speaker 3: the Jedi. It was framed as the Jedi, you know.
Speaker 3: But yeah, they became involved in other conflicts like the
Speaker 3: Mandalorian Civil War, the Battle for on On Tatho, and
Speaker 3: the Stark Hyperspace War. Tony Stark No, John snow Ned
Speaker 3: Stark No back to the Lord of Rings. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: this is a Lord of the Rings Laura War, Return
Speaker 3: of the Scyth. This is all the shit that we know,
Speaker 3: so we could probably blitz right through this. The Sith
Speaker 3: were believed to have been destroyed, but they survived under
Speaker 3: the rule of two and they influenced the galaxy from
Speaker 3: the shadows. So like a lot of those like crime
Speaker 3: syndicates ship like that, they arise from their influence over
Speaker 3: this time. It's not just out of nowhere. So there
Speaker 3: was one thousand years of master and apprentice, which led
Speaker 3: to Darth Sidius, a neboo by the name of Shiv Palpatine,
Speaker 3: the Pedo definitely on the Palpatine list, dude, we get
Speaker 3: the Palpatine list. Give us the Palpatine list, dude, unredacted,
Speaker 3: all right, we need it now. It would be who
Speaker 3: was on Palpatine's space station? All right? Tell me.
Speaker 2: If I knew other names like Star Wars names, I
Speaker 2: would have started list.
Speaker 4: That literal and figuratively horny dude. That's always Pine.
Speaker 2: Oh, that dude's sucking all up in that list.
Speaker 3: He's all over the list. Man Tarkan, he's on the
Speaker 3: list one percent. A lot of those Imperial motherfuckers are
Speaker 3: on the list. So yeah, he was actually trained by
Speaker 3: darth Plagus. The Wise Sidious killed his master in his
Speaker 3: sleep and sought to take over the Republican install the
Speaker 3: Sith Empire once again, and boy does he Holy shit,
Speaker 3: what a great villain. He accomplished his goals, and you know,
Speaker 3: that is the ultimate villain. Like a lot of villains
Speaker 3: get waxed in the first fucking movie. I'm all powerful,
Speaker 3: Well I have a sword.
Speaker 2: Oh it's like Osamandias and The Watchman. Well yeah, where
Speaker 2: he's like, I already did my fucking plan. Everyone's like,
Speaker 2: oh fuck damn. He gives away his whole plan. It
Speaker 2: was like a stalling tactic because it already went off.
Speaker 3: Yep, they already fucked everything. Oh you bastard ship, you
Speaker 3: beat us. Fuck yeah. I always love that when a
Speaker 3: villain wins, because it's your piece of ship. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm against the villains, but it's a good villain arc
Speaker 3: for them to win. I like, I like seeing it
Speaker 3: because then it gives the you know, the heroes of
Speaker 3: reason to rise up. That arc is also one of
Speaker 3: my favorites. You know, all hope is lost.
Speaker 2: But we got him.
Speaker 3: But we got it, dude. A small ragtag group for
Speaker 3: the head, exactly like that the Fellowship Man.
Speaker 2: So we heard the Fellowship for one movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they did their job. We got him as
Speaker 3: far as they needed to go, which was pretty damn
Speaker 3: far man. It was right there. He was still wading
Speaker 3: around for like three book, two books and two movies. Well, yeah, goddamn,
Speaker 3: we're back on.
Speaker 2: How does this keep it happening?
Speaker 3: It got him pretty far man. I mean it's an
Speaker 3: apocalyptic world, you know, nothing nothing good out there. It's
Speaker 3: all evil shit Brady from London. So then yeah, he
Speaker 3: ended up getting apprentice named Darth Maul and he was
Speaker 3: actually rich. She Palpatine was. We'll get more into him
Speaker 3: with the scythe and stuff, but yeah, he was. He
Speaker 3: was a wealthy from a wealthy family.
Speaker 2: So this his first name is she?
Speaker 3: She with a V s h e E V. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I neverone fucking knew that. It's a pedo name, man, she.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I just I just thought he
Speaker 2: was Palpatine, like fucking share or something. No, I guess, No,
Speaker 2: I guess I just never fucking thought of it.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. But yeah, So he had also connections and
Speaker 3: all these like the banking clan and like all these
Speaker 3: cis fucking people that you see, the prominent ones. He
Speaker 3: had connections before episode one with them, and then he
Speaker 3: like enacted as plan basically, and yeah, Darth Maul was
Speaker 3: very eager to kill Jedi, and he ended up killing
Speaker 3: a Petawan by the name of Eldra Kitis, and I
Speaker 3: think that was in a comic. Mal also killed a
Speaker 3: fource sensitive thief named zech Piro. So then Sidius reigned
Speaker 3: him in. He's like, come here, Mall, You're you're getting
Speaker 3: fucking crazy. We need to fucking stay hidden. So he
Speaker 3: took him to Malachord to teach him patience, and he
Speaker 3: made Mal breathe in the ashes of the Dead Sith
Speaker 3: that were like frozen in space, like frozen, so he
Speaker 3: like crush. And then Mal had one like a vision,
Speaker 3: a force vision of like the Jedi killing him and shit.
Speaker 3: So he's like, all right, that was like his trial
Speaker 3: kind of deal. Palpatine led a double life and stated
Speaker 3: started the Neboo conflict with the Trade Federation, you know,
Speaker 3: with his goons. Well to yeah, the Cato numoidians I
Speaker 3: SAIDs God, damn it hads not Piccolo, not Pickolo numoidians
Speaker 3: Uh to secure a spot a Supreme Chancellor, and Mall
Speaker 3: was sent to Tattooine after the discovery of Anakin Skywalker.
Speaker 3: The chosen one meant to bring balance. Qui gon Jin
Speaker 3: fought Mall and it marked the first Sith encounter in
Speaker 3: a thousand years, which had to be wild Man. The
Speaker 3: council was split on all the information and they did
Speaker 3: not want to train Anakin. Qui gon Jin wanted to
Speaker 3: train Anakin against the Council's will, and he and Obi
Speaker 3: Wan Kenobi were sent back to Nabo and the Battle
Speaker 3: of Naboo happens, and you know, we all know the movies,
Speaker 3: so we're not going to get too crazy with this.
Speaker 3: The Jedi faced Mall and Qui gon ended up being killed,
Speaker 3: but Obi Wan took down the mall and killed him
Speaker 3: or did he?
Speaker 2: Like the everything that's come out after this, it's so
Speaker 2: ridiculous because there's a bunch of people that keep getting
Speaker 2: stabbed and basically the same spot as Qui gon Jin
Speaker 2: and surviving Mal was cutting fucking half.
Speaker 4: And then dumped down like a fucking who knows how
Speaker 4: deep a black fucking abyss yah, and he's just like,
Speaker 4: I'm so goddamn mad well.
Speaker 3: I will say this, okay, when it comes to survivability,
Speaker 3: I give the edge to the dark side because they
Speaker 3: can use their hate to fuel it to fuel Stu.
Speaker 3: Stuve's got it, he understands. So that's what Maul did.
Speaker 3: He just like relied on his fucking pure hatred for
Speaker 3: Obi Wan and the Jedi that he was able to survive,
Speaker 3: just like Sidious. And to be fair, Reva like she
Speaker 3: hated not only herself, but she hated Vader for doing
Speaker 3: that to herself. Right, we agree on that point. She
Speaker 3: might not have been the best character.
Speaker 4: She should have died, not from the pope necessarily, although
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 3: Her character sucks, so she should have died.
Speaker 4: Should have died right there.
Speaker 3: I agree with you, I do agree with you, But
Speaker 3: she probably survived because of her hatred. Just what it
Speaker 3: is man Shenanigans and then Sabine. It's hard to hard
Speaker 3: to rationalize that one, you know, just she's the main
Speaker 3: character plot arm or kind of thing. I don't know that,
Speaker 3: don't stab her kind of thing, right, Yeah, that one
Speaker 3: was pretty rough. But yeah, then the Jedi.
Speaker 2: Being so angry you can't fucking die?
Speaker 3: What are you? The Hulk? There was one I forget
Speaker 3: what his name was, obviously Darth something, but he literally
Speaker 3: couldn't die because he was so hateful. His body kept regenerating,
Speaker 3: and he was just like floating. Mush dude, She's like
Speaker 3: floating skin flakes and shit, just like a gross motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I don't want to sidetrack us again because we've been
Speaker 2: doing it's for so much. I'll tell you off, Mike.
Speaker 2: But the Hulk did.
Speaker 4: Some insane save it.
Speaker 3: Save it for some other time. Man. We got tired
Speaker 3: for that ship, so I said, I'm going to but yeah,
Speaker 3: it's crazy what the dark Side can do. The power
Speaker 3: the dark Side.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I want to live.
Speaker 3: But yeah, then let's see. Oh yeah. The Council reluctantly
Speaker 3: agreed to allow Obi Wan to train Anakin, as it
Speaker 3: was Qui Gon's final wishes before he died, so like, fine,
Speaker 3: do it, do it, do it now, we'll get into
Speaker 3: the fall of the Republic. Republic was faced with the
Speaker 3: separatist crisis. Several thousand systems sought to secede to the
Speaker 3: Confederacy of Independent Systems a CIS. This was a Sith plot.
Speaker 3: The head of state was Count Dooku or Darth Tyrannus,
Speaker 3: the freshly appointed apprentice of Darth Sidius, and the war
Speaker 3: began on Genosis in the Arena. We all know this
Speaker 3: episode two, the mysterious Clone Army showed up and the
Speaker 3: Clone Wars began, also a Sith plot. The war shook
Speaker 3: the balance of the Force entirely. The Jedi were drawn
Speaker 3: into the war as generals, and the dark Side began
Speaker 3: to cloud the Force. There were about ten thousand Jedi
Speaker 3: at the time. Other dark figures emerged, such as ten thousand. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not a lot considering the galaxies. I guess that's
Speaker 3: why it was so rare to see them. You know,
Speaker 3: there's only ten thousand of them. Like, if you're in
Speaker 3: an outer rim, bumfuck backwater place, like, they're not going
Speaker 3: to see a fucking Jedi. You're gonna think they're a myth.
Speaker 2: It's like Space Marines and war Hammer.
Speaker 3: Very much so. But if you're in a core world,
Speaker 3: you know a lot about the Jedi. They're all around
Speaker 3: the core worlds. That's where it's safe. Other dark figures emerged,
Speaker 3: such as Assage Ventris, a Sith assassin, which.
Speaker 2: Rule of two transcendent to say that ten times fast.
Speaker 3: But to be fair. In Clone Wars, Sidious is like
Speaker 3: she's gotten too powerful. You got to kill her, Countuku,
Speaker 3: and like Douku just leaves her to die in like
Speaker 3: some battle, like she's getting surrounded and she's like, dude,
Speaker 3: I got help it. He's just like he just turns
Speaker 3: off the cons and she's like, no, like you left
Speaker 3: me to die.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that just like make her more powerful, fueling her
Speaker 2: with more hate?
Speaker 5: It does?
Speaker 3: She comes to like assassinate him later and oh, Douku's
Speaker 3: a fucking boss with it. They come at him invisible.
Speaker 3: They poisoned dart his ass and he's able to fight
Speaker 3: three Night Sisters and assage while like blinded and dying. Basically,
Speaker 3: it is insane. I feel is amazing.
Speaker 2: Congarrogance is well earned.
Speaker 4: And you would think at that point, I mean maybe
Speaker 4: he's like I want to see where he's playing, goes,
Speaker 4: but you would think Palpatine calls me and goes, you
Speaker 4: gotta kill her. She's getting too strong. Would be like
Speaker 4: it's ruled too baby, I'm killing you. Would be like
Speaker 4: a come.
Speaker 2: Like that just means if he kills his master, he's
Speaker 2: training his killer. So it was like, do I.
Speaker 3: Want to die?
Speaker 4: No, he already is here, is training her, and like,
Speaker 4: how do you know if I was under the drowel too,
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 2: Maybe he always had a planned to kill her. He's like,
Speaker 2: before she gets too strong, fucking kill it, but kill
Speaker 2: the l you.
Speaker 4: Would think, like if you're under Palpatine your I would
Speaker 4: already be paranoid. Like if Palin goes, hey, why don't
Speaker 4: you go train someone new, I'd be like, he wants
Speaker 4: this new person instead of me, So I'm gonna train
Speaker 4: them enough and then I'm gonna kill him before he
Speaker 4: has a chance to kill me.
Speaker 3: Like I would be like an incredibly could you race
Speaker 3: way of life religion? I guess fuck man always looking
Speaker 3: over your shoulder. This motherfucker is trying to kill me.
Speaker 3: I'm sure he's might kill me and replace me. This fucker.
Speaker 3: I would never try him.
Speaker 4: No, that's why you pay grievous because he's in a
Speaker 4: fucking carriers Like, dude, he's my bro. He just trained
Speaker 4: me all this. I'll fucking protect you. It's finally grievous.
Speaker 3: Way you'll fucking get the job done. But yeah, he
Speaker 3: was another we.
Speaker 2: Need to take another respite. There's a short amount left.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we should probably take a respite.
Speaker 2: Damn, this turned into all the side.
Speaker 3: We're back from our respite.
Speaker 2: Don't drink, don't don't don't. Don't he's doing it.
Speaker 3: Oh too much. It came out in the side of
Speaker 3: my mouth. Drink too much. Oh fuck? So where were we?
Speaker 3: You had the sid plot clones all that ship alright,
Speaker 3: the war shook the bounds Venturous, We got Grievous and
Speaker 3: both of those characters. They killed dozens of Jedi together,
Speaker 3: like a lot. I think it was like at least
Speaker 3: like fifty between the two of them. Good damn Grievous
Speaker 3: took a lot.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's got that fucking windmill move going.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, you could probably be the most skilled swordsman
Speaker 2: ever besides Obi Wan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are using that Mtashi dude, he's fucking jabbed
Speaker 3: it right in there, just to block four with one.
Speaker 3: That's why I genuinely think that lightsabers have like a
Speaker 3: magnetic field, because there's no reason why when you're in
Speaker 3: a clinch like that, why you can't just slide right up.
Speaker 3: There's no hilts to like hand, there's no hand protection
Speaker 3: like when you lock on with a lightsaber. I feel
Speaker 3: like they lock together because other lives you can just
Speaker 3: slide up that motherfucker's lightsaber and just chop their hand
Speaker 3: right off every time, like I would just right down.
Speaker 2: Well, you said there's that containment field that keeps the
Speaker 2: lightsaber in form.
Speaker 3: So they must like lock together.
Speaker 2: They have to, like.
Speaker 3: When they're standing like that, I would just their fingers
Speaker 3: are gone. There's no like hilt unless.
Speaker 1: You with.
Speaker 2: As you slide down, they just like lean it forward
Speaker 2: and just like cut you in half or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean they could do it to you too,
Speaker 3: like there would be no point of like the clinch.
Speaker 3: There would be no clinch because otherwise you would just Yeah,
Speaker 3: both of you would just slide right down each other's
Speaker 3: swords like nothing stopping it from going anywhere. I don't
Speaker 3: know just my theory. I don't know if that's true
Speaker 3: or not. Maybe we'll get it to an episode on
Speaker 3: Lightsabers alone, because that that could be a lower episode.
Speaker 3: I mean, this one turned out to be really fucking long,
Speaker 3: and I thought I summarized everything, but.
Speaker 2: Well we've also been kind of going off through it
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4: And you said they have, you know, the force field
Speaker 4: basically around them, so like maybe it's almost like an
Speaker 4: arm wrestle, like like when they like lock each other.
Speaker 4: Like maybe I'm feeling the force in my lightsaber, you's
Speaker 4: feeling the force of his, and then when they like
Speaker 4: clash together, it's just like an extension of you. So
Speaker 4: you two are just like.
Speaker 2: Like, does your limit of force control of affect your lightsaber?
Speaker 2: Like add weight to it?
Speaker 3: I guess you could say probably. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So like, if you're a stronger force user, can you
Speaker 2: push that person back? Yeah, or whoever you're dueling.
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, maybe maybe that's the case. That is
Speaker 3: a good take. I like that job.
Speaker 2: I used to I just fucking said that.
Speaker 3: You just expounded upon what he said. He started it.
Speaker 4: The one brain cell, and then it just transferred over
Speaker 4: to you exactly.
Speaker 3: I've been thinking about that for a while. Does that
Speaker 3: make you feel better? No, that's just a pity.
Speaker 2: That's not a pity.
Speaker 3: You just said that. Genuinely good job out of you.
Speaker 4: You were my brother.
Speaker 3: I loved you.
Speaker 2: I almost said it. I almost said it.
Speaker 4: Don't do it?
Speaker 3: Continue? So they they killed dozens of Jedi. The war
Speaker 3: lasted for three years and you know, sprawled the whole galaxy.
Speaker 3: The Jedi, especially young Jedi, ran a huge risk by
Speaker 3: entering the war, as it was easy to lose your
Speaker 3: way by focusing on the power to win. You see
Speaker 3: multiple times in the Clone Wars. You see it in Anakin,
Speaker 3: you see it in a Soka. Sometimes you even see
Speaker 3: it in obi Wan, like but it's in a different
Speaker 3: way where obi wan has to be like double discipline
Speaker 3: to get the job done. And yeah, I mean ds
Speaker 3: ondse I haven't ended up committing war crimes and shit, dude,
Speaker 3: like you're tortuing fucking bugs on bringing the flame throwers
Speaker 3: Kiyoti mundy It's like, oh my god, I'd like those
Speaker 3: are living things. Those are luminous beings. God damn. And
Speaker 3: then like I feel bad squatting a mosquito. I mean,
Speaker 3: I do just feel bad killing Bugs's some mosquitoes specifically,
Speaker 3: I mean not that genotions are matt mosquitoes fucking click
Speaker 3: clack click clack to yeah, fucking ridiculous, God damn you filoni.
Speaker 3: What's this bug's name? Click clack, click clack clickity clack.
Speaker 3: So and like yeah, it measure being a youngling thrown
Speaker 3: into a commander role, like you're commanding these clones, and
Speaker 3: like there's episodes where Ahsoka is like leading attack teams
Speaker 3: and their team get just wiped out and she's just
Speaker 3: like left to deal with that. They're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I got all my clones killed, because they all all
Speaker 3: the Jedi do value the clones lives, lives. They're not
Speaker 3: just like, oh, they're fucking tools. That might lead to
Speaker 3: a little bit of trauma. Yeah, yeah, some inner conflict there, shee,
Speaker 3: I just got all my friends killed. Oh fuck man.
Speaker 3: There were so their roles as generals caused many to
Speaker 3: doubt their he's keeping title, including me. Some Patawans turned
Speaker 3: to the dark side, such as barriss OFFI and she
Speaker 3: some people you could take her take better than Anakin's take.
Speaker 3: Her take was basically like, you guys are fucking corrupt.
Speaker 3: The whole republic is corrupt. And she just went about
Speaker 3: the wrong way, you know, like she tried to attack
Speaker 3: Anakin and frame Ahsoka for like a murder and that
Speaker 3: was like she got expelled from the fucking Jedi Order
Speaker 3: because of it. And yeah, but there was that whole thing.
Speaker 2: But that made it real happy and not want to
Speaker 2: kill a Jedi at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, And that's when like Ahsoka left the Jedi
Speaker 3: Order because they were like, oh, yeah, that we didn't
Speaker 3: believe you, that you didn't do this crime. That was
Speaker 3: your Jedi trial. By the way, it's like, what the fuck, Like,
Speaker 3: what a what a convenient out you have with this
Speaker 3: fucking judgment here. So Ahsoka just dipped. That's when she left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell your kids go kill somebody.
Speaker 3: So like beariss Offi's actions trial, so barrass AFI's actions
Speaker 3: led to Ahska coming to the realization that the Jedi
Speaker 3: had been compromised, and so is the Republic. So kind
Speaker 3: of a good thing, I guess a little bit there,
Speaker 3: but not for bars Eventually for Bears, because I think
Speaker 3: she becomes an inquisitor, and there was like that whole
Speaker 3: what the fuck were they called Tales of the Jedi show?
Speaker 3: In Tales of the Siths, she was in one of
Speaker 3: those episodes, she was an inquisitor and she forsakes the
Speaker 3: inquisitorium because she realizes, like, oh, I don't want to
Speaker 3: kill people and then be killed by Vader. Eventually it's
Speaker 3: just by fuck up, I'm getting murdered. Yeah, pretty cool arc.
Speaker 3: I like barris AFI's arc there. Skywalker gained a reputation
Speaker 3: as a great general for his victories and was considered
Speaker 3: very unconventional, like extremely unconventional. The Battle of Corusson was
Speaker 3: orchestrated by Old Palpi a Sith plot. Duke and Grievous
Speaker 3: ended up being killed and city is revealed. Mace Window
Speaker 3: confronts the Sith lord. He's killed. What have I done?
Speaker 3: You just killed Mace Window? You piece of ship? Cut
Speaker 3: his hands off and old fuck dude.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: Bo, I'm so weak, help me.
Speaker 2: Two seconds later, I'm never that.
Speaker 3: At that moment he knew he won. He cut that
Speaker 3: arm off and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, yes, yes, yes, unlimited power.
Speaker 3: Baby, he's fucking e wrecked. Lights come out of his dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no kids in the room.
Speaker 3: Uh well, Anakin's there. He's been grooming him for a
Speaker 3: very long time and now he finally gets Now, he
Speaker 3: finally gets that booty. But he's not a kid. He
Speaker 3: loves kids. He just loves the Anakin dude. Maybe. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there was a plot in Clone Wars where he was
Speaker 3: like trying to take all the babies and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that was weird. All the young lings, like
Speaker 3: the fourth sensitive young Wings and then he's like there's
Speaker 3: a there's an e. At the end of the episode,
Speaker 3: he's like lurking over the one baby's crib and He's like,
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh god, it's so bad. You're like no,
Speaker 3: the baby's like.
Speaker 2: No, the fuck is happening.
Speaker 3: Poppy's being gross that I didn't write it. Don't blame me,
Speaker 3: you brought it up. Well I have to, alright. So then, uh,
Speaker 3: you know, they fail. Anakin falls to the dark side. Oh,
Speaker 3: Darth Vader goes and kills a bunch of young lings.
Speaker 3: Has his whole as Stu said before, has his whole
Speaker 3: arc just gloss past all the killing. So then we
Speaker 3: get to the end of the Jedi. And this is
Speaker 3: a quote from man Mathma. The Jedi were good like
Speaker 3: all of us. They failed to secure the peace. They
Speaker 3: were drawn into the war like everyone else, and their
Speaker 3: hands were not clean. If I accept the blame for
Speaker 3: my part, they certainly earned their share too. But for
Speaker 3: thousands of years they could have ruled the galaxy, and
Speaker 3: instead they chose to serve. They had their own vested interests,
Speaker 3: their own ways of politicking, but they believed their power
Speaker 3: came with an obligation to live humbly, to do good
Speaker 3: without asserting authority. Maybe they failed to live up to
Speaker 3: those ideals. In the end, I haven't seen your evidence.
Speaker 3: She's talking to somebody. What do I know about the
Speaker 3: extent of their betrayals. But they were good, and they
Speaker 3: were ordinary, and they were fallible, and even the most
Speaker 3: smug and arrogant were trying to hew to a tradition
Speaker 3: older than the Republic. They deserved better than to die
Speaker 3: at the hands of power hungry old men who saw
Speaker 3: them as a threat. We deserved better than to lose
Speaker 3: another people, another religion from the universe. All of us
Speaker 3: are poorer for their loss. The Jedi deserved justice, or
Speaker 3: least a decent funeral one Mathma. It's pretty fucking well
Speaker 3: said on Mathma with their speeches. Man. The Jedi ended
Speaker 3: up being purged and the Clone Army turn against them.
Speaker 3: The Jedi went into hiding, So now they're the ones hiding.
Speaker 2: Whereas the Sith we're hiding balance.
Speaker 3: And we're hunted and dubbed traders. That's what we forgot.
Speaker 3: There was a new he man trailer son of a bitch,
Speaker 3: and he sounded pretty good. I think they lowered his voice.
Speaker 3: You know what they did. The Jedi went into hiding
Speaker 3: and they were hunted at the Galaxy generally accepted the
Speaker 3: Empire's explanation and its new rule as you know, it meant.
Speaker 2: That was their explanation from our point of view.
Speaker 3: The Jedi evil, yeah, pretty much, and they were like,
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter as long as the war's over. Fuck it.
Speaker 3: So years of propaganda ensured that the public agreed with that.
Speaker 4: Palpatina came out, He's like, you see what they did
Speaker 4: to me. I'm ugly really piece of.
Speaker 3: Fuck you. Well he did it to us. I mean,
Speaker 3: I know he did it for himself. The people don't
Speaker 3: know that. Yeah, he just.
Speaker 4: Steps out of the room. So they tried to kill me.
Speaker 4: Look at this, and they're like, all right, m hm.
Speaker 3: Yep, very clever. And the remaining Jedi, around one hundred
Speaker 3: went into hiding and were hunted by inquisitors and Darth Vader. Dude,
Speaker 3: ten thousand to one hundred. What an efficiency rate, dude.
Speaker 3: They killed the Jedi. They massacred them. Man, that is one.
Speaker 2: Percent full Liz Grossman on him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, man, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: And you know, I didn't really know a lot of
Speaker 4: those like additional classes, I guess of the Jedi you
Speaker 4: were talking about earlier. But like that kind of makes
Speaker 4: more sense because you always think about, like why didn't
Speaker 4: they I mean, that's still a hundred Jedi. You think, like,
Speaker 4: why don't you just round him up, go bust down
Speaker 4: his door and fucking kill him, like hundred against one.
Speaker 4: But you're talking about a lot of those could be
Speaker 4: like the ones that are just they're not really the
Speaker 4: warrior ones. They're the ones that are out in the
Speaker 4: far reaches of the galaxy or whatever, those like the
Speaker 4: Sentinels and those guys that are maybe not the ones
Speaker 4: that are training all that much or like in combat
Speaker 4: with the clones and stuff. So maybe it's the majority
Speaker 4: are the less trained or less combat trained versions of them.
Speaker 4: I don't know, So maybe that's part of it where
Speaker 4: it's like they don't really have a bunch of high
Speaker 4: ranking ones anymore, super powerful ones anymore. It's just kind
Speaker 4: of yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, Yeah, I mean you look at the ones that
Speaker 3: survive that we know of, Like Canaan, he's not the
Speaker 3: most powerful Jedi. You know, you wouldn't be able to
Speaker 3: face city as he fucking murked. He was struggling with
Speaker 3: it against inquisitors and shit, and like Vader was a
Speaker 3: terrifying threat to them. And yeah, they're like looking and
Speaker 3: or where they had that like Jedi healer that like,
Speaker 3: it's like, oh, you're special like those people. Yeah, there's
Speaker 3: probably a Jedi like an advisor or somethinghit or like
Speaker 3: one of those diplomat signed nerds, you know nerds. So yeah,
Speaker 3: or a couple of Petawans that survived, you know, and
Speaker 3: they're useless without a fucking they have no training. You know,
Speaker 3: there's they had whatever training they gained up until that point,
Speaker 3: but then they're just done.
Speaker 2: Put this helmet on. That's about it.
Speaker 3: Now we get to the rebirth of the Jedi. So
Speaker 3: this is Tarkian will Huff Tarkan. The Jedi are extinct,
Speaker 3: their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend,
Speaker 3: are all this left of their religion? Talking to Vader,
Speaker 3: the Jedi were believed to be extinct and the Inquisitors
Speaker 3: were vanquished.
Speaker 2: It did air quotes again.
Speaker 4: They were just you know, relieved of their duties.
Speaker 3: Vaders.
Speaker 4: I lied, lined up, lied, I lie moving down.
Speaker 3: Fuck dude, don't stab them. Fucking got a common in half. Well,
Speaker 3: cut their head off for the brain.
Speaker 4: I'd rip in a tear, you know, go from the
Speaker 4: bottom up.
Speaker 3: Banana peel reverse banana. People who.
Speaker 2: If you if you're strong enough to dig your fingers
Speaker 2: into the skull and just tear them that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or is it a rip. That's a that's a rip.
Speaker 2: That's a rip, all right, Yeah, you can rip them,
Speaker 2: dig your fingers into their skull, rip them to banana.
Speaker 3: Peel dude, peel them up, peel them up. So there
Speaker 3: was the Jedi Path, which you learn about in Obi
Speaker 3: Wan and uh Calcastus and stuff like that. The secret
Speaker 3: path that helped it was just an underground network of
Speaker 3: people that aided the Jedi. It gets established, and then
Speaker 3: obi Wan finally kills Mal, which we see in Rebels.
Speaker 3: Pretty cool. I love how he takes the Qui Gon stance.
Speaker 3: He like goes to obi Wan like old obi Wan
Speaker 3: goes to the Qui Gon stance, and then Mal sees
Speaker 3: it and he's just like, oh ship. He tries to
Speaker 3: pull that same like up move where he like knocked
Speaker 3: Qui Gon's arms up, and then obi Wan just slices
Speaker 3: him and like well like slices his lightsaber through him.
Speaker 3: Pretty cool like that.
Speaker 2: It is a wild move to try and use the
Speaker 2: move that killed the guy's master. And he saw you
Speaker 2: do it, and you're like, I'm gonna do it to
Speaker 2: you too, and he's like, no.
Speaker 3: Bitch, And it was also a callback to like, dude,
Speaker 3: he replayed that in his obi Wan replayed that fight
Speaker 3: in his brain every day until his dying day. I'll
Speaker 3: guarantee you because it calls back to Anakin when he's like,
Speaker 3: I have the high ground. Don't try it like Mal.
Speaker 3: He did that to Mal. That was his move, jumping
Speaker 3: over him and caught him in half. He tried to
Speaker 3: do it to him. Obi Wan's like, dude, your fucking
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna turn around.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna cut your everything.
Speaker 3: I have relived this moment every fucking night of my life.
Speaker 2: This is what was like the most nightmare moment of
Speaker 2: my life. Was like, dude, I'm gonna cut her everything.
Speaker 3: Face down, the scythe man geez.
Speaker 4: I think it was just like a fan made thing,
Speaker 4: but have you seen that like little comic panel. I
Speaker 4: think of obi Wan talking to Anakin, like when Obi
Speaker 4: Wan's hiding in the cave and stuff. It's so good.
Speaker 4: It's like an eight page like Instagram think you flip through,
Speaker 4: but it's like obi Wan like in his like Jedi
Speaker 4: robes and stuff.
Speaker 3: He's like, good, my buddy, how you doing.
Speaker 4: They're like shaking hands and stuff, and they're like talking
Speaker 4: like throughout the first like few panels or just having
Speaker 4: normal conversation stuff, and Ankin's like, so, uh, you know,
Speaker 4: where is he? And he's like he's what do you mean.
Speaker 4: He's like he's supposed to I don't know. He's like,
Speaker 4: you're trying to hide something from me. And then all
Speaker 4: of a sudden, it starts turning and Ankin's like robes
Speaker 4: start going dark and stuff and the panels and then
Speaker 4: like they're still holding hands like shaking hands and starts
Speaker 4: turning into like the robotic arm and stuff. His eyes
Speaker 4: start like fanning away, like turns to Bader.
Speaker 3: He's like, I know you're hiding him from it. I
Speaker 3: want to see that.
Speaker 4: I'll look it up. And then like obi Wan just
Speaker 4: like wakes up from a dream and it's like him
Speaker 4: having a nightmare in the cave, like guarding over Luke.
Speaker 3: Like it's so good. There are a lot of comics
Speaker 3: that are like that, where like and like Vader comic
Speaker 3: run dude, fucking epic man. Like he he does a
Speaker 3: lot of ship Man. There's a lot of cool ship
Speaker 3: fights his like Spectral Form and like the Sith Realm
Speaker 3: and Moustafar or whatever. Dudey ship goes down.
Speaker 2: I think there's like a few panels or like a
Speaker 2: whole book maybe, but he's I think he was in
Speaker 2: a desert. He's like just surrounded and they're like basically
Speaker 2: she's like, Vader, you're strong.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, I'm surrounded, but dead Man the only
Speaker 3: thing I'm surrounded by his fear and dead Man. It's
Speaker 3: like a dude that's like fucking regimen of like.
Speaker 2: Was like, dude, you could not run mental song out
Speaker 2: of that. You just need to fucking rip.
Speaker 1: Dude. He's just.
Speaker 3: In the hallways.
Speaker 4: You're in the back line of that, and you hear
Speaker 4: this guy say that.
Speaker 3: Ellien was great. I'm going home. I quit. Uh So,
Speaker 3: then yeah, obi Wan finally kills mal obi Wan fights Vader,
Speaker 3: which we see in the show, which I love that fight.
Speaker 3: I know that show gets a lot of hate, but
Speaker 3: I liked that fight. That shows good.
Speaker 2: I think there was just some other extremely goofy ship
Speaker 2: in that show that was so fucking sure, and.
Speaker 3: I can agree to some of that sentiment. I think
Speaker 3: that fight made that show, like showing Vader's power when
Speaker 3: he's holding the fucking ship all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Dude, he straight tears the ship apart.
Speaker 3: Dude. It is cool, very cool.
Speaker 2: But then there's a part where obi Wan is hiding
Speaker 2: Leah under a coat.
Speaker 3: Well, I feel like I feel like and Or kind
Speaker 3: of fixes some of that where and Or remember when
Speaker 3: he's like, they're so arrogant they don't even notice. You
Speaker 3: can just walk right in.
Speaker 2: This, man, I get it, but I'm just intent where
Speaker 2: there's a child's legs walking next to an adult man's legs,
Speaker 2: and the adult man he just says, a giant fucking.
Speaker 3: Eat a dick, eat a fucking dick. Yeah it is.
Speaker 3: It is bad, but I'm just saying and Or does
Speaker 3: kind of address it whatever. Whatever. So then a rebellion emerges.
Speaker 3: Leah is involved, as well as her father and mon Mathma,
Speaker 3: which you know bail Organic is her father suit you know,
Speaker 3: adoptive father Luke Skywalker enters the rebellion after the death
Speaker 3: of his adoptive parents, Uncle Olan am Peru, and they're
Speaker 3: just skeletons. Obi Wan takes him under his wing and
Speaker 3: quote unquote trains him for like a minute.
Speaker 2: I like how obi Wan like in the original trilogy,
Speaker 2: He's like, fuck is this guy. Yeah, it acts like
Speaker 2: he doesn't fucking know. Well, I guess maybe he's in
Speaker 2: the desert so long.
Speaker 3: He's just like, dude, look at what that desert did
Speaker 3: to my man, like only twenty years, dude. That dude
Speaker 3: looks like he age like thirty fucking years. God damn.
Speaker 3: O Wei wanted Vader confront one another for the last time,
Speaker 3: and what we want is cut down. Luke destroys the
Speaker 3: death Star, and I'm glazing over a lot of this
Speaker 3: because we know this story. Luke and Vader have a
Speaker 3: brief encounter at the attack on Si Moon one, so
Speaker 3: this is like a comic book run. Vader saw Luke
Speaker 3: wielding his old lightsaber. Vader hires Boba Fet to track
Speaker 3: Luke down. Luke returns to Tatooine to recover Kenobi's journals
Speaker 3: and encountered Boba Fett, but was able to escape. And
Speaker 3: that's when Boba Fet learns his name and tells Vader Skywalker.
Speaker 3: That's all. That's the only thing he learned was Skywalker.
Speaker 3: And that's when Vader was like, shit, I got a son,
Speaker 3: and he became obsessed and he became inspired to overthrow
Speaker 3: the empire. Emperor with his with the son in his side,
Speaker 3: you know, join me, my baby boy exactly. So Luke
Speaker 3: eventually goes to Dagobah and is trained by Yoda, and
Speaker 3: there's no air quotes on that one because he did
Speaker 3: get trained for quite a while. It was a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was back for a bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a couple of weeks of training. Luke eventually,
Speaker 3: uh yeah, he disobeys his masters and leaves to go
Speaker 3: rescue his friends.
Speaker 2: Actually, how long was Luke on Dagoba A couple of weeks?
Speaker 3: Okay, it was a couple of weeks. That's that's why
Speaker 3: I have a lot of beef when people like talk
Speaker 3: about Ray not having training. It's like Luke barely got
Speaker 3: any training, and he was able to face down the
Speaker 3: dark Lord, you know, because he believed in himself. It's
Speaker 3: all it takes.
Speaker 4: But I don't. I think the only difference though, is
Speaker 4: I don't think believe. I don't think Luke could have
Speaker 4: beat him. I don't think Luke could beat Vader. I
Speaker 4: think Vader was so torn at that point where they
Speaker 4: were just like basically defeated himself.
Speaker 3: No, that was the only way that Luke could beat him,
Speaker 3: was throwing down his lightsaber, casting.
Speaker 4: Like he couldn't fight him.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, I agree, I agree, but he does beat
Speaker 3: down Vader, you'll beat down he does.
Speaker 4: But I think Vader, with his anger, I don't think
Speaker 4: Vader wanted to fight him at that point. He was
Speaker 4: so like they had that emotional talk back and forth
Speaker 4: and stuff like Vader was.
Speaker 3: Like he was conflicted.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wasn't wanting to kill his son.
Speaker 3: That's a good point. But yeah, then uh, Luke, Luke
Speaker 3: Invader fight and Luke loses hard, and that's when.
Speaker 1: You im.
Speaker 3: He told me you count him. It's just he lied.
Speaker 3: Uh And then yeah, the big twist is reined, just
Speaker 3: like hit the Spring Stars like, oh no, sorry. So
Speaker 3: then a bunch of stuff happens to Vader and Luke
Speaker 3: during this time. I'm not going to really get into
Speaker 3: it because that's kind of it could be a whole episode.
Speaker 4: We haven't even done the Star Wars movie breakdown, so
Speaker 4: we can just do.
Speaker 3: Those, that's right, Oh my god, are you seriously? Yeah,
Speaker 3: we haven't done any of them. Uh yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: we'll do those next.
Speaker 2: Sounds a good idea, do trilogy at a time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stay tuned. But yeah, then a bunch of stuff
Speaker 3: happens to them. Vader ends up being punished for arching
Speaker 3: for answers about Luke and is banished to Musafar by Sidious.
Speaker 3: He's hurt really bad, like he's just sent the like
Speaker 3: banished there and he has to recover. So then Luke
Speaker 3: finds a new lightsaber. He's like collecting artifacts, finds a
Speaker 3: bunch of different stuff here and there. A bunch of
Speaker 3: comic book runs cover all this stuff. The second Death
Speaker 3: Star is destroyed and Palpi was killed by Vader that
Speaker 3: we've talked about, Oh my god already. Yeah, Vader turns
Speaker 3: back to the light side, destroys the Scyth. Luke cast
Speaker 3: aside his anger and hate. You know, he was giving
Speaker 3: into it, dude.
Speaker 2: Oh you could see it in his face, he was.
Speaker 3: And that's one thing we've all kind of talked shit
Speaker 3: on Luke. You know, he's whiny and shit, But man,
Speaker 3: is that boy brave? Holy shit, dude, facing the dark
Speaker 3: Lord of the Scyth alone.
Speaker 4: And throwing your weapon away just like Palpi.
Speaker 3: Dude, we just talked about like it could be like
Speaker 3: all these sentinels out there, like they don't stand a
Speaker 3: chant Luke didn't stand a chance. You're absolutely right about that.
Speaker 3: Take earlier, he would not have been Palpi on in
Speaker 3: a blow for blow like contests, Like if Palpi whipped
Speaker 3: out his white sabers, he would have destroyed him.
Speaker 2: Was thinking about whipping something else is swelling.
Speaker 3: His anger is swelling.
Speaker 4: And uh Luke's lightsaber cross and he's just lapping in
Speaker 4: the background.
Speaker 3: He's just like big dog sticks out the little.
Speaker 2: That's called back.
Speaker 3: So then the new we'll get into the New Republic
Speaker 3: era and this this is a breeze. Luke goes around
Speaker 3: and collects all the Jedi artifacts. There's a bunch of
Speaker 3: comic book runs about all this stuff and all this
Speaker 3: like gap timeline here, Luke built a new Jedi academy
Speaker 3: after the Battle of jaku on Osis. If you remember
Speaker 3: that was one of the original temples they went to
Speaker 3: course on Ossis Tython, and there was one another one.
Speaker 3: I can definitely remember that. Yeah, Asis was one of
Speaker 3: the original regional Max's. So then that's when he resumes
Speaker 3: the practices of the old Jedi. Grogu is discovered and
Speaker 3: reaches out to Luke from Tython. Luke trained Grogu for
Speaker 3: a little bit before he left, and he also trained
Speaker 3: a group of Jedi, with his nephew Ben Solo among them. Ben,
Speaker 3: corrupted by Snoke, turns to the dark Side and the
Speaker 3: temple was destroyed and all the apprentices were killed. Luke
Speaker 3: exiles himself to acto the original Jedi Temple. Kylo Ren
Speaker 3: in the First Order emerge and Ray also emerges and
Speaker 3: sought out Luke. Luke trains her, Snoke is killed, Kylo
Speaker 3: takes over the First Order. Luke dies while projecting himself
Speaker 3: across the fucking galaxy to face Kylo and save the Resistance,
Speaker 3: which I don't care what people say, tat was fucking sweet.
Speaker 3: I loved seeing that. I've never seen a course. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's a wild show. How only fuck man? Anybody complain
Speaker 3: about Luke not being shown powerful enough? Dude, just watch that.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's an asorbit.
Speaker 2: It's a very good show of power. But I think
Speaker 2: everybody was thinking it was going to be a different
Speaker 2: like I remember reading.
Speaker 3: Yeah it's the Expectations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where I think me and a lot of other
Speaker 2: people thought we were gonna see Luke basically like moving
Speaker 2: mountains with his forest powers, not projecting himself as a
Speaker 2: hologram basins.
Speaker 3: I would say that's pretty equivalent. If he can do that,
Speaker 3: I would say he could probably move my mom.
Speaker 2: I'm sure he could, actually, no, because he shut himself
Speaker 2: off from the forest for so long when he was
Speaker 2: on Octo, which also that I literally just thought of this.
Speaker 2: He's like, I don't want to be a Jedi teacher anymore. Wait,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the first fucking temple of the Jedi.
Speaker 2: The fuck is it?
Speaker 4: And once you go to somewhere that you have no
Speaker 4: connection to the forest.
Speaker 2: Which go to malakor whatever that plant's called, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go to the fucking Sith's planet.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And here's my take is Luke always had trouble
Speaker 3: letting go, just like his father, which is a Jedi
Speaker 3: teaching right. We talked about that right in the beginning
Speaker 3: of this episode. Letting go is a main fucking thing,
Speaker 3: and Luke just had trouble letting go. He had trouble
Speaker 3: letting go of his friends when he went to go
Speaker 3: rescue them on Best Man. When a real Jedi, right,
Speaker 3: a true Jedi would have stayed and trained and let
Speaker 3: whatever happens happens. You know, it's the will of force right,
Speaker 3: which right or wrong? I don't care what the take
Speaker 3: is there, but that's what the Jedi was probably was
Speaker 3: supposed to do. And yeah, and like with his father,
Speaker 3: he almost slipped into the dark side, you know, he
Speaker 3: just he was always on raw emotions, very and what
Speaker 3: do we say in the beginning, like they were not
Speaker 3: meant to abruptly react to things, you know, like and
Speaker 3: that was all Luke's That was all Luke did really,
Speaker 3: so I don't know, kind of cool full circle thing there,
Speaker 3: you know, he worked on impulse at the end, He's like,
Speaker 3: this is all I could do. Project myself here, do
Speaker 3: what I said I wouldn't do, face down the whole
Speaker 3: first order with a laser sword, and he does it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, imagine witnessing that, like as a resistance fighter.
Speaker 3: You're like, dude, the Jedi are the fucking best to
Speaker 3: ever fucking do it. Like this is incredible. Like the
Speaker 3: dude wasn't even there, where was he? This is Space Wizards, dude,
Speaker 3: So that was very cool, exactly exactly. Dude inspired the
Speaker 3: whole fucking the whole crew man. And then you like
Speaker 3: go around telling these legends to all You're like, oh, man,
Speaker 3: I saw this fucking Jedi. He came out and he
Speaker 3: fucking based on the whole first order, that.
Speaker 2: Is true because those rebels they closed the doors at
Speaker 2: that point, didn't they. So they literally just saw Loo
Speaker 2: just a dude standing down, standing in front.
Speaker 3: Of the tanking all of this.
Speaker 2: They probably didn't.
Speaker 3: Even see it.
Speaker 2: Well I wonder if did some of them see him
Speaker 2: still just stand there, brush his shoulder off.
Speaker 3: Like probably the ones on the monitors and ship like
Speaker 3: watching through the tactical panels and ship like, so, dude,
Speaker 3: he's taking it. He's just fucking standing. Does this dust
Speaker 3: your shoulder off?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: Damn John Cena. Pretty pretty cool display a both power
Speaker 3: and what a true Jedi should be doing, you know,
Speaker 3: like it was very pacifist of him, like he wasn't
Speaker 3: actually fighting him. Yeah, very cool, underrated moment, I would say,
Speaker 3: in my opinion. But then you have Luke dies in.
Speaker 2: The process, probably.
Speaker 3: Because he was cut off for so long, you like,
Speaker 3: expended all of his energy, you know, that's all he
Speaker 3: could conjure. And then somehow Palpatine returns. Goddamn God, damn it.
Speaker 3: Lea dies Ray is revealed to be the daughter of
Speaker 3: a failed Palpi clone and that is all covered in
Speaker 3: like comic book stuff. Leab dies, Kylo turns back to
Speaker 3: the Light side, and Ray destroys Palpi for good with
Speaker 3: the help of the Jedi and then Ray and then
Speaker 3: Ray dies in the process, but Kylo gives her his
Speaker 3: life and he dies instead.
Speaker 2: You know, I kind of feel like they didn't have
Speaker 2: a plan for these last few movies.
Speaker 3: Fucking Abrams, you're nothing, ah, jj Abrams his granddaughter. Oh fuck,
Speaker 3: he soiled it with Rise of Skywalker. Man fuck. They
Speaker 3: could have taken it in some cool directions after the
Speaker 3: last Jedi, but what is it all?
Speaker 2: Didn't jj Abrams did one?
Speaker 3: He did Force Awaken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like, hey, you're nothing. Then was Ryan Johnson
Speaker 2: did the second one was like you're actually a Palpatine
Speaker 2: and then jj Abrams took back over.
Speaker 3: Well No two was no.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: No two was you're nobody, Your Ray nobody? Two was
Speaker 3: you Ray nobody. She doesn't discover she's a Palpie until three.
Speaker 3: So jj Abrams soiled it a piece of ship brought
Speaker 3: back damn he literally somehow Palpatine returned us and then
Speaker 3: raise a Palpie.
Speaker 2: So he is the problem.
Speaker 3: I will forever die on this hill. Dude. Ryan Johnson
Speaker 3: was onto something. J. J. Abrams just soiled it because
Speaker 3: he was bitter. He was bitter about the fact that
Speaker 3: they changed directors. And he's just like, I'm gonna ruin
Speaker 3: this whole fucking thing, just like Spider Man three. Just
Speaker 3: like Spider Man three. Dude, he's gonna he venomed us.
Speaker 3: He gave us to for Grace's venom. Well that part
Speaker 3: was funny, but to for Grace was the problem I forgot.
Speaker 4: Yes, So he's looking at you, he's right there exactly.
Speaker 3: He's Spider Man three.
Speaker 2: Does Man no, because that's venom to for Grace appeals.
Speaker 3: So yeah, then the Skywalker bloodline does end, but the
Speaker 3: name endures with Ray as she takes up the Skywalker
Speaker 3: name because the actions, you know, of all the Skywalkers
Speaker 3: allowed the Jedi to prevail and prevent the return again.
Speaker 3: Somehow he returned. Ray gain's the status of Master eventually,
Speaker 3: as she is the only Jedi around, she began work
Speaker 3: to rebuild the Order as as it was in the
Speaker 3: High Republic. So that's what she's striving for. And I
Speaker 3: think there's a new Ray movie that's gonna come out,
Speaker 3: So if it's anything like the High Republic book. I'd
Speaker 3: love to see something like that. That'd be cool.
Speaker 2: Was that like on like a comic book or something
Speaker 2: like where? When the fuck did that happen?
Speaker 3: I think it was covered in like the what the fuck?
Speaker 3: They make like comics for all the movies too, and
Speaker 3: they put extra scenes in there, so I think it's
Speaker 3: from that Jesus. So they show like an after.
Speaker 2: People are going to be like or ninety nine percent
Speaker 2: of people are like, oh, wait, she made a new
Speaker 2: Jedi Order.
Speaker 3: Weird? Well, I mean, what else is she gonna do? Nothing?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I would say if she were to
Speaker 3: make a new Jedi Order, she needs to go away
Speaker 3: from the hubris of the prior generations and listen to
Speaker 3: what Luke was trying to tell her. Like in the end,
Speaker 3: Luke was like, dude, like the Jedi were deified, like
Speaker 3: they're they're just people, man Like, They're just these fucking
Speaker 3: fallible people and they fucked up. They're not all what
Speaker 3: you what they're cracked up to be. So she needs
Speaker 3: to take that and like build upon that and go
Speaker 3: back to like the High Republic, where they were just
Speaker 3: focused on helping the lowest of classes. Of people expanding
Speaker 3: the universe, exploring, protecting, and they lost their way. They
Speaker 3: just lost their way. The Jedi lost their way, and
Speaker 3: it's a lot of Yoda's fault. Yoda led them down
Speaker 3: that path. You know, he was the grand Master for
Speaker 3: a lot of a long time. Shit. So, and that's
Speaker 3: the Jedi. I'll wrap it up. I know this was
Speaker 3: a very long episode, but it is the Jedi we're
Speaker 3: talking about here, And some of it was retreaded stuff
Speaker 3: that you know, maybe you didn't know as a listener,
Speaker 3: but now you do. We all knew a lot of
Speaker 3: this information, at least from the you know, Clone wars
Speaker 3: on him.
Speaker 4: I mean, there's some new stuff in there, right, you know.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I figured so much. I figured as much.
Speaker 3: So what do we think about the Jedi?
Speaker 2: I think they're evil from my point of view.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a piece of ship.
Speaker 2: A piece of ship for that I as thought you
Speaker 2: were about to try and crack me.
Speaker 3: In the head with that bottle.
Speaker 2: I'm not you, no, dude, I didn't even threaten once
Speaker 2: this time.
Speaker 3: I'm at peace, disciplined. You are a Jedio, you wouldn't
Speaker 3: be a Sith.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I think like you said, I think you
Speaker 4: summed it up well at the other and they just
Speaker 4: lost their way. They were still good this way. I
Speaker 4: didn't like the Well, there's lots of reasons why I
Speaker 4: didn't like Acolyte, but that was one of the reasons.
Speaker 4: There's like they're fucking evil. All them are evil, and
Speaker 4: it's like.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and when you when you take into consideration,
Speaker 3: they're like one hand, like those people like I think
Speaker 3: that that's the take they were trying to go with
Speaker 3: an Acolyte, Like there was a lot of problems with Acolyte.
Speaker 3: I think it's a little overheted, but that's just my opinion.
Speaker 3: You know, choreography was fucking sick. Though you cannot you
Speaker 3: cannot take that away. Man, dude, when he is fucking
Speaker 3: head button lightsabers out, I think that is fucking sick.
Speaker 2: But they should have explained, like what that armor was,
Speaker 2: because otherwise people are like who do that?
Speaker 3: I kind of like myster a little mystery like that,
Speaker 3: like oh, what is this new material? Like it's gotta
Speaker 3: be like best scar, Like I kind of like wondering something.
Speaker 2: After the fight, he could be like, dude, I got
Speaker 2: this fucking I can't remember the actual name because it
Speaker 2: is like something from The Lords yea corundum or something
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 3: I forget what it's called. Oh man, it's right on
Speaker 3: the tip of my tongue too.
Speaker 4: But they should just focus the series on him. He
Speaker 4: was cooler, Like I just like, if you're gonna do
Speaker 4: like a sith, he kind of acho.
Speaker 3: It's called acolyte. I get it, but it's like you
Speaker 3: have to go with the syth.
Speaker 4: It's just I just I don't know.
Speaker 3: I agree they should have focused on Kimier. Yeah, his
Speaker 3: fighting sound was so sick when he kills that Jed, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like this guy fucks dude.
Speaker 2: Didn't you have like the fucking two parts zipper they
Speaker 2: could snap off and just like Calcastus fucking sa The
Speaker 2: fighting was fucking sweet. But like basically everything else was.
Speaker 4: Just take take that character and push it back another
Speaker 4: five hundred years. Why would you try to jam that
Speaker 4: into like the current era, like Yoda's around Kiyati Moodies, Like,
Speaker 4: I thought that.
Speaker 2: Was the I thought they said, like that show was
Speaker 2: supposed to take place like a thousand years before common
Speaker 2: era that we all know, but very weird. For some reason,
Speaker 2: they started trying to slap face as we all know,
Speaker 2: and and make them basically evil. I don't know whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, well we can bring more on that if
Speaker 4: we decided to cover that one day.
Speaker 3: But Kti Mondy is one of the your piece of
Speaker 3: ship Jedi is. In my opinion, I fucking hate I
Speaker 3: can't get enough of Kiaoti Mondy hate. I love it,
Speaker 3: dude because he is such a piece of ship. Dude,
Speaker 3: he has multiple wives and ship dude because he's oh
Speaker 3: specieses go extinct. Well then don't fucking be in the Jedi. Dude.
Speaker 3: Just don't be a fucking Jedi. It's literally that simple.
Speaker 3: You can leave leave, know that's okay, But Anakin, you're
Speaker 3: a problem. Eight wives. You see how talla that is.
Speaker 3: He's got three fu brains. You can't use any of them.
Speaker 3: Sit aren't real even though I saw one.
Speaker 4: Nah Kyato, should we go to your planet and help
Speaker 4: provide aid or something? No, trust me, there's we're extinct.
Speaker 4: I need to be banging all this, don't. I can
Speaker 4: take care of myself.
Speaker 2: You just not getting that connection. He's spreading it around.
Speaker 2: He's doing it the fucking Jedi way, and I do
Speaker 2: love you said that you're not supposed to get connected.
Speaker 3: You fucking hypocritical. I'm sure he's connected to sumble one
Speaker 3: connect Duke, And like I do like the spectrum though,
Speaker 3: like I like characters like Kyiadi Muddy because I do
Speaker 3: like to hate them, but you need characters like that
Speaker 3: to show you, like like what I said, like they're
Speaker 3: all people. Like there's guys like obi Wan, who is
Speaker 3: literally like the closest you can get to a perfect Jedi.
Speaker 3: You know, he for suck hell, he like wanted to
Speaker 3: love Setine and you know she died in his fucking arms.
Speaker 3: He's still a Jedi, still a good guy, didn't go
Speaker 3: down that dark path. Like it takes a lot to
Speaker 3: stay good when there's all that hardship, Like you know
Speaker 3: I talked about, like the Jedi have a very hard
Speaker 3: life and to stay disciplined that means a lot. So
Speaker 3: obi Wan's like probably the prototypical Jedi you would want
Speaker 3: to be. Stay disciplined was a good word. That's a
Speaker 3: lot of syllables.
Speaker 2: Fucking nailed it.
Speaker 3: And then you get like Kiati Mundy where he's like
Speaker 3: burn the fucking bugs. There's no such thing as luck
Speaker 3: with any luck. Fuck up man, God damn or like
Speaker 3: you get like a Luminara Undooley who is like well
Speaker 3: willingly ready to like sacrifice her petawan because they got
Speaker 3: h barrass and Ahsoka get trapped under ground and like
Speaker 3: Anakin's freaking out, like we need to get to them.
Speaker 3: They're still alive, embarrasses, like just let the Force decide,
Speaker 3: like and Anakin's like what the fuck, like you don't
Speaker 3: care about them? And she's like, no, you're you're mistaking me.
Speaker 3: I do care, but like I know that if she's
Speaker 3: to die, she's gonna be come one with the Force.
Speaker 3: So like there's those ideologies, you know, battling and it's
Speaker 3: like they're all Jedi though they're all like in that circle.
Speaker 3: I love that part of the Jedi that people forget
Speaker 3: that they're they're all fallible. You know, they're all just
Speaker 3: people trying to do the right thing.
Speaker 2: Aren't we all just people trying to do a thing
Speaker 2: that's right?
Speaker 3: He did a pretty good jeb Oh Master Plow. He's
Speaker 3: a very good one man. He has some good episodes
Speaker 3: with the Clones where the Clones are like, dude, we're expendable, man,
Speaker 3: like nobody's coming to save us, and he's like you
Speaker 3: not to me. I love you. I Love you. Gets
Speaker 3: shot down like a fucking bitch.
Speaker 4: But but he made it out. He survived it. He's
Speaker 4: in canon because he's right here. He just jumped out
Speaker 4: and he landed in my house.
Speaker 2: He jumped out that galaxy and he's been standing there
Speaker 2: for months as we record these episodes.
Speaker 3: He discovered Ahsoka. Man, what a great guy. Plow is
Speaker 3: definitely one of the best Jedi out there.
Speaker 2: Top five for sure, all right, well suppressedly solid.
Speaker 3: I think we've done this before, but you gotta you
Speaker 3: got a favorite Jedi, favorite one from like obviously it's
Speaker 3: only from the era that we know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I obviously love Plow. I love kid Fisto.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Kid Fisto's up there too, for.
Speaker 4: Me Anakin and quiet Er, uh obi Wan Yeah, probably
Speaker 4: Obi Wan, Anakin and Qui Gon will probably the top
Speaker 4: five then there for like yeah.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, white dudes, there's two millions green and orange dude.
Speaker 3: Fucking d I Yeah, I mean I love Canaan Kan Jerris.
Speaker 3: I think he's the best Jedi Obi Wanlo and yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I do love kid Fisto, but like.
Speaker 2: They kind of fucked him up in the movie like
Speaker 2: he's gets he comes in smiles and he gets basically stamped.
Speaker 3: Gets wrecked. Man. Yeah he's cool. I mean that's really
Speaker 3: all the top one. Anakin as a Jedi was really
Speaker 3: really cool. I liked how dynamic he was, and yeah
Speaker 3: he was. He was the ship during the Clone wars
Speaker 3: Man just unconventional motherfucker going to town. I mean, theo's
Speaker 3: my picks Ui is up there for sure. Any favorites,
Speaker 3: Mace Wind. Mace Wind is a good one to have
Speaker 3: a favorite.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm more thinking of like than that that
Speaker 2: one cartoon, the two D one, Yeah, not like the
Speaker 2: three D one. Like he's he lands in the center
Speaker 2: of a droid arm and he's like just like punching
Speaker 2: holes and fucking troids. Dude, it's fucking sick.
Speaker 4: Jumps back up under the mountain side. There's just a
Speaker 4: kid with a canteen and he's.
Speaker 3: Like thanks, awesome with Sam Jackson.
Speaker 2: So that's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's pretty good. I like. I like Mace and
Speaker 3: he does like the he has like a lightsaber form
Speaker 3: where a force form where he uses the dark side
Speaker 3: against his opponent.
Speaker 2: But all right, I feel like I was gonna say
Speaker 2: something that.
Speaker 3: That's why he was able to face Palpatine, and he
Speaker 3: was the only one who was able to like duel
Speaker 3: with him because he's able to like use the dark energy.
Speaker 3: I forget what the technique is called, but he uses
Speaker 3: it against them, the darkness yea, yep, pretty cool. And
Speaker 3: he actually like.
Speaker 2: Was looking out for Alan and Alakin Anakin. He's like, hey, dude,
Speaker 2: like fucking stay here, stay fucking here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was chill out.
Speaker 4: I would agree that at that moment. He was kind
Speaker 4: of hard on him early on. I understand that, you know,
Speaker 4: they have roles and stuff, but yeah, at that moment,
Speaker 4: he's like, dude, what you're telling me is true. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna kill him.
Speaker 3: I trust you, forever believed.
Speaker 2: And he's like, dude, I'm gonna go fucking arrest this
Speaker 2: fucking guy, and then like.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna chase him. Mace was the only one who
Speaker 3: was suspicious of Palpatine the whole time. He's like, this
Speaker 3: guy is fucking around, and then Ankin comes in with
Speaker 3: that information. He's like, I fucking knew it. I'm going
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 2: Stay here, listen, bro, he might have some fingers in
Speaker 2: your head or something like stay here.
Speaker 3: I'm a fucking go get him. Ah, all you had
Speaker 3: to do was stay home.
Speaker 4: For just another five minutes. Yea, even just that Mace
Speaker 4: had him five minutes he would have walked in. You
Speaker 4: would have been dead, and Mason had been standing there
Speaker 4: like I did it, dude, Bro, he was si flood.
Speaker 3: Imagine that.
Speaker 2: Literally, if Anakin shows up five minutes later, Mace is
Speaker 2: just standing there, fucking Palpatine's dead.
Speaker 3: He's like, Bro, you were fucking.
Speaker 2: Right, dude, you're a master dog, You're fucking master.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I denied you, but you were a master now.
Speaker 3: And Mace gets a lot of hate for that when
Speaker 3: he denies Anakin of the rank of master.
Speaker 2: Which it's like it wasn't like was it specifically him,
Speaker 2: like fuck you, you're not a master, or it was the
Speaker 2: whole counsel.
Speaker 3: I think it was the whole counselor, like he does
Speaker 3: have the ultimate rule and it came from his mouth,
Speaker 3: so like people are like you, you fucking should have
Speaker 3: given him a rank of master, and like, yeah, he
Speaker 3: was one of the better Jedi Anakin at the time,
Speaker 3: like in the Clone Wars, Like dude, I wouldn't given
Speaker 3: him the rank of master.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Yeah, especially shithead politician comes in
Speaker 2: look and you should make him a master like no bitch.
Speaker 3: And it can never really even technically did a fucking
Speaker 3: trial like an official trial. They're just like your a night,
Speaker 3: here's a peedawe.
Speaker 2: Neat what so? Yeah, I don't know cycles going on?
Speaker 3: Well I'm sure.
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