Speaker 1: Oh no, it's just a private conversation between me and you.
Speaker 1: We don't know each other now, but we're going to
Speaker 1: get to know each other a little bit more. And
Speaker 1: it anybody else going.
Speaker 2: To see this?
Speaker 1: Yes, a lot of people.
Speaker 3: And people are just clapping their here.
Speaker 1: Isn't that magic?
Speaker 2: It's not really that private it is.
Speaker 1: It is like you know, your comedian acting skills are
Speaker 1: coming out already.
Speaker 2: No. No, I'm just saying like, okay, all right, cool,
Speaker 2: So this is private talk with Alexis Texas and I'm
Speaker 2: Drell Houston.
Speaker 1: This is true. Yes, So tell us ld Houston. What
Speaker 1: is going on in your world at the moment. What
Speaker 1: are you working on? You're a comedian actor. Do you
Speaker 1: have any new projects coming out currently?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm actually working on a Bad Date series.
Speaker 3: We're taking girls on bad dates.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty popular for hugging celebrities, and we're hugging people
Speaker 2: that look like celebrities. But I'm also popular for doing
Speaker 2: pickup lines on girls in public, So everybody wants to know,
Speaker 2: like what I do with what I do with the numbers.
Speaker 2: So now we're doing follow ups with the rms I
Speaker 2: get in public. We're taking them on bad dates.
Speaker 1: So basically it's kind of like a real life story.
Speaker 1: We're already going on these bad dates before and was
Speaker 1: like it just has to be found and documented because
Speaker 1: it's you know a lot of these things.
Speaker 2: Well, actually I usually, I mean, if it's a bad
Speaker 2: day for me, it's usually because the girl, you know,
Speaker 2: she's you know, the vibe wasn't right.
Speaker 1: Well, explain to us what is the hell date?
Speaker 2: I'm hell you know what I'm saying, I'm the bad day.
Speaker 2: You know I'm saying, I'm the person like you've seen
Speaker 2: hell date. Yes, it's like hell date, but I'm giving
Speaker 2: the girl the hell intentionally.
Speaker 1: So what is one of the worst things that you've
Speaker 1: done on a bad date.
Speaker 2: Well, the last episode, we uh did road rage. We
Speaker 2: were going like it like eighty miles an hour down
Speaker 2: the freeway.
Speaker 1: She was freaking out, but she like and you she
Speaker 1: was or you were driving.
Speaker 2: Her and he was changing lanes and stuff.
Speaker 1: You barely so describe the scenario. So if this is
Speaker 1: something that she she clearly this isn't the stage. She
Speaker 1: knows had no clue you're on a date. Did you
Speaker 1: just pick her up and.
Speaker 4: Just do this?
Speaker 2: What happened was I got her number in public. I
Speaker 2: been talking to her and I was like, yo, I
Speaker 2: want to do this series. So then I started like
Speaker 2: picking out which girls are gonna, you know, bite down
Speaker 2: and talk back to me, because all of them don't
Speaker 2: talk back to me. Some of them are mad that
Speaker 2: you got their number and you put it on the
Speaker 2: internet that got their number. They may had a boyfriend
Speaker 2: or a dude they were talking to. Caught up, Yeah,
Speaker 2: caught up, you know what I mean. So, so, like
Speaker 2: I ended up getting this girl and talking to her
Speaker 2: to take her to an Italian restaurant. And then she
Speaker 2: said her tire was blue out, so she told me
Speaker 2: to come pick her up. So I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna troll her whenever I pick her up.
Speaker 3: So I told her we're going to Italian restaurant.
Speaker 2: And when I pull up on her, I tried to
Speaker 2: pick her get in the car and she gets to
Speaker 2: my car. I just drive off a little bit and
Speaker 2: she tried to get for the car again.
Speaker 3: I drive a little more.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would get in that car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she gets this is gonna end really quick.
Speaker 3: I'm just with you.
Speaker 2: I'm just playing. I'm sorry that you can curse. I
Speaker 2: can curse, okay, all right, out the curse, all right.
Speaker 2: But so I'm like, yeah, I'm just messing with you.
Speaker 2: And then she's like, yo, you play too much. And
Speaker 2: then were getting the cars and I'm always swerving in
Speaker 2: and out of lanes, driving real fast. And then I
Speaker 2: took her to the mall where the restaurants hat and
Speaker 2: it's a pizza spot.
Speaker 1: And then she's like this damboozled Yeah, like what kind
Speaker 1: of Italian.
Speaker 3: Food is de pizza is Italian?
Speaker 1: Though you know it is, but you know she's of
Speaker 1: course you're you know, in speaking.
Speaker 2: Like pasta fine wine possibly whatever, and so like that
Speaker 2: was pretty much one of the worst things I've done
Speaker 2: so far. Uh. We did take a little person to
Speaker 2: chuck e cheese. That was a pretty bad day too,
Speaker 2: because I had a lot of fun that she didn't.
Speaker 1: Why I did when sour in that part.
Speaker 3: She couldn't play playing the basketball, she couldn't throw the ball.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a really great place to do that for,
Speaker 1: but I understand that. I mean, at least you had fun.
Speaker 3: I had fun. She had the worst. She said.
Speaker 1: It was, so, what is out of all of that
Speaker 1: series right now?
Speaker 4: And how many?
Speaker 1: How many episodes are actually out.
Speaker 2: We got two of them out, but we got like
Speaker 2: like like already done.
Speaker 1: Is there one that's already gonna give us a little
Speaker 1: bit of one that hasn't been out that's like your
Speaker 1: favorite thing or maybe an enticing like an enticing like
Speaker 1: lead up to that. We know the private talk lessoners
Speaker 1: out there are gonna go and support you and see.
Speaker 4: What this episode is really.
Speaker 3: Kind of anticipating on doing.
Speaker 2: Is the one where I met this girl and she
Speaker 2: told me that she was gonna give me her number.
Speaker 2: Let's Drake. I used pickup lines, so I use rap
Speaker 2: pick up lines, I use Drake lyrics, try to get
Speaker 2: her phone number. She's like, Yo, you're not Drake. You're
Speaker 2: not getting my real number, you know. So she told
Speaker 2: me I couldn't a number out. I wasn't Drake. So
Speaker 2: basically I've been hitting her up here recently, telling when
Speaker 2: to hang out with her, and I was telling her
Speaker 2: that Drake's gonna be there because Drake actually follows me. Okay,
Speaker 2: Drake follows me.
Speaker 3: He's gonna come hang out Drake and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: But they gonna just need me, and she probably gonna
Speaker 2: keep going to ask me where's Drake.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, Maybe you'll get the number.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe if you're persistent enough, maybe maybe she'll
Speaker 1: you know, bite Some women are like that. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, persistence, but you know she really likes strike too,
Speaker 1: you know. So tell us where we can follow that
Speaker 1: and support, where we can get these episodes and we
Speaker 1: can see what's actually what all these bad datas are
Speaker 1: about my.
Speaker 2: YouTube channel JERL Houston YouTube g E R A L.
Speaker 2: D Houston, h U S T H.
Speaker 3: We're on my.
Speaker 2: Facebook page, same thing, Dree Houston. I just think everything
Speaker 2: used my name, so just my name up.
Speaker 1: So how did you, you know, get into this whole
Speaker 1: the field of like acting comedia or comedian is like
Speaker 1: did you always know that you were funny as a
Speaker 1: as a kid?
Speaker 3: Or about right?
Speaker 2: Because you like like a social media media media. I
Speaker 2: like the comedia. I made it like you made up
Speaker 2: a word.
Speaker 1: You can you can give me that. I'm the first
Speaker 1: one to ever do it.
Speaker 3: The first person ever called somebody comedian.
Speaker 2: Hey, cool too.
Speaker 3: You should haven't liked that like you should have. It
Speaker 3: was dope.
Speaker 1: I like it, you know, you keep on pushing it
Speaker 1: with it. Somebody will grab with it. Maybe not, but
Speaker 1: you know, I'm glad that treat you like that.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, Like I was like, I tried
Speaker 2: a few things out, Like I don't know. I think
Speaker 2: I was just born to be a comedian. There's nothing
Speaker 2: else really worked for me.
Speaker 1: Who did you look up to when you were your kid?
Speaker 1: Is someone that you wanted to be or like it.
Speaker 3: Was Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 2: I was watching Dave Chappelle when I was a kid,
Speaker 2: and I thought thought in my head he was doing
Speaker 2: stand up and I was thinking in my head, I
Speaker 2: was like I can do that, you know, I can
Speaker 2: do what he's doing. I think that I can do
Speaker 2: what he's doing because I felt like the stuff that
Speaker 2: he was saying it was like stuff that I would
Speaker 2: have said or stuff that I was.
Speaker 3: Thinking and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So you were along those lines of I was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is some ship that I would say, you know,
Speaker 2: as a kid, and I was a kid because I
Speaker 2: was a class kind of kid anyway, that's true. So
Speaker 2: I felt like Dave Chappelle was like very inspirational to me.
Speaker 3: Also Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 1: But have you either one of them?
Speaker 3: I met Dave?
Speaker 1: Okay, how was that experience for young.
Speaker 3: It was dope. I met Dave and I actually call
Speaker 3: him Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: On purpose, Uh, because you were in shock.
Speaker 3: I was in shock because he's got for sure.
Speaker 1: I mean that he's a goat too. So you know.
Speaker 2: I always called celebrities the wrong name. Anyway, I've met
Speaker 2: several celebrities calling the wrong name, and then like my
Speaker 2: fan base likes that too when I called the name
Speaker 2: the wrong name, especially calling somebody they don't like.
Speaker 1: Has there ever been something where it was like a
Speaker 1: really bad situation, like fan wise, like meeting a celebrity
Speaker 1: and like a situation went bad, not just for your child,
Speaker 1: just no.
Speaker 2: I must say, like the worst, probably the altercation that
Speaker 2: I've probably had was between Lanne Stevenson, who's an ex
Speaker 2: NBA basketball player, and forty two Doug, who's a.
Speaker 3: Rapper from Detroit, m H. Forty two Doug.
Speaker 2: You know that guy?
Speaker 1: I do? It's like real short, Yeah, So what was
Speaker 1: the al turkeate? What happen?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: You can't just say the two names and like do
Speaker 1: you know them? Yes? I know both of them. Why
Speaker 1: are you looking at me like I would know a clue?
Speaker 1: They are of course I do, but you're like, no.
Speaker 2: For sure, you might not know him.
Speaker 3: I don't know because a little guy.
Speaker 1: He's a little guy, but he's a cool guy. So
Speaker 1: what was the encounter? What happened that was such a bad.
Speaker 2: Experience, something that left like I've seen forty two Doug
Speaker 2: and I called him side the baby and apparently two
Speaker 2: guys don't like each other.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I wouldn't know. I don't know that name.
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't know that the baby in Detroit
Speaker 2: and the baby and forty didn't like each other were
Speaker 2: but he thought.
Speaker 1: You were disrespecting him, like we're saying something to get.
Speaker 4: Out of him.
Speaker 2: So basically what happened was hugged him, called him side
Speaker 2: of baby. He was like, he's like, wrong with your ass.
Speaker 2: He's with like seven people, he's like real little and stuff,
Speaker 2: and they're all like tall behind him and stuff. So
Speaker 2: he's like, we're wrong with your ass?
Speaker 3: Right, I was like a baby man maybe.
Speaker 2: Whatever, And then he told what he told when his
Speaker 2: people to slap me or whatever, Like I.
Speaker 1: Like he went to someone was like, hey slap him.
Speaker 3: He was like, hey slap him for me.
Speaker 2: It's like dudes looking like I'm not about to slap
Speaker 2: him for you, you know what I'm saying. Like, so
Speaker 2: he just kind of like started talking like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get your ass around, you know. He just
Speaker 2: kind of did that little thing like he didn't really
Speaker 2: want to slap nobody at the mall.
Speaker 3: We were at the mall and Linux.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean. He didn't want to
Speaker 1: slap anyone. No problems.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I kind.
Speaker 2: Of like, like me, I was born in Detroit as well,
Speaker 2: so I kind of know the culture in Detroit they are.
Speaker 1: But uh, I mean, so you were, you were ready
Speaker 1: for whatever. Basically in the situation, you just knew that
Speaker 1: if you were going to do that, you didn't. You
Speaker 1: didn't mean to offend him, But now that you knew
Speaker 1: that you did, it was whatever.
Speaker 2: But I've been in the situation before with people before
Speaker 2: being upset the guy called that name or whatever the
Speaker 2: case may be. Actually Lanne Stevens's goons were more aggressive
Speaker 2: then the rappers. Yeah, but they did that, and I
Speaker 2: was kind of like, yo, y'a need I was like, chill,
Speaker 2: you watch the video. I'm like, yo, y'all, chill, chill, chill,
Speaker 2: I doing like this.
Speaker 3: It did uh it did?
Speaker 2: I turned around the walk away and then I got
Speaker 2: hit in the back with a bottle cap, little cap.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, swinging bottle. I'm like, bottle cap forty.
Speaker 2: Two dug head through a little bottle cap, Babby, which
Speaker 2: made it so funny, Like this little dude through a
Speaker 2: little bottle cap Babby.
Speaker 3: He's like so ironic. It was so funny, and.
Speaker 1: I was just like and that was the end of it.
Speaker 3: That was the end of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like how I have to like tell you
Speaker 1: that I know what you mean, Like you navigate so
Speaker 1: like lightly, like I have no clue what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: I know what's going on. You're like you think that
Speaker 1: I don't know that. You you know, you were with
Speaker 1: the Shuts. You wanted to you know, you were down
Speaker 1: forever you made it and so and did something. Then
Speaker 1: it was okay, right.
Speaker 2: I had the worse time with Lanne Stevenson, Lann Stevenson's goons.
Speaker 2: I called him Draymond Green. Okay, you know my favor
Speaker 2: basketball player, Draymond Green.
Speaker 3: His goons was.
Speaker 2: Like, hey man, back up with that ship. Man started
Speaker 2: coming at me and stuff. You actually had to run
Speaker 2: from them.
Speaker 4: Did you come.
Speaker 1: Did you know that that was going to be an
Speaker 1: issue by saying that, No, I know it was gonna.
Speaker 2: Like I never I never know. People probably have a reaction,
Speaker 2: but I'm not like for me, like them getting mad,
Speaker 2: it means nothing to me because where I'm from, I
Speaker 2: was born in Detroit, raised in Kansas City, Missouri. Those
Speaker 2: two areas, the people are rude, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So like I got some of my best reactions to
Speaker 2: get me where I'm at now from getting them from
Speaker 2: back home.
Speaker 3: So I dealt with all kind of angry.
Speaker 1: Upset, yeah, situations.
Speaker 2: Steven people like they started like getting aggressive with me
Speaker 2: and stuff. That's with my boy and like it was
Speaker 2: like my boys on the other side and I was
Speaker 2: on one side. It was like ten of them. But
Speaker 2: then my boy he ran track, so he ran one way.
Speaker 2: We both ran track in high school. But he was
Speaker 2: like actually, like probably like he went to college run track,
Speaker 2: so he got he's gone.
Speaker 3: I was going too. He didn't see me either.
Speaker 1: You just were a little bit further, a little bit
Speaker 1: less behind him or behind him.
Speaker 2: No, actually he said that he didn't see me. I
Speaker 2: got all I disappeared for him. See he ran track.
Speaker 2: I know, magic disappear.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: Magic.
Speaker 1: Magic is important. Sometimes it doesn't matter how fast you are.
Speaker 2: Like people always say they tough, they take their lumps
Speaker 2: like a man. But if I see one, two, three,
Speaker 2: four or five ten people in the honorage trying to
Speaker 2: come at me and only got one person with me,
Speaker 2: then I'm going to use my two legs and I'm
Speaker 2: going to run mind as fast as I can. And
Speaker 2: if I can't run as fast as they still running
Speaker 2: after me, then I'm gonna get my cell phone out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna call the cops and say, these guys are
Speaker 2: chasing me down the street. It's ten of them, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like it was just two or three,
Speaker 2: you probably can handle it.
Speaker 1: Them Like, all right, you're out numbered at that point,
Speaker 1: And what are you mean?
Speaker 2: It's just not ten people, not a whole honorage of
Speaker 2: basketball people, rich basketball players, friends and families who do
Speaker 2: anything they say. They do anything they say because they're
Speaker 2: paying at their bills, Like, hey, go slap him, all right,
Speaker 2: let's all go slap him. Like, no, none of you
Speaker 2: all about to slap me, because I'm about First off.
Speaker 3: I'm about to run.
Speaker 1: You've never been slapped. No, But in those situations where
Speaker 1: you're coming up into those altercations, like you said, those
Speaker 1: are the closest things.
Speaker 2: The only person that that they were trying to touch
Speaker 2: me the most, it's probably women. If I do a
Speaker 2: prank of the women, women, they.
Speaker 3: The neck, you know, doing a prank. Then I had.
Speaker 3: I did this one prank in Walmart.
Speaker 2: It was like a money drop prank and so like
Speaker 2: it was like, Uh, my cousin will come down the
Speaker 2: aisle with a bag of money and drop it in
Speaker 2: your cart and say Merry Christmas and just walk off.
Speaker 2: And then I'll be standing right next to your car, like, yo,
Speaker 2: what are you dropping your cart? And take it out
Speaker 2: and put it out and be a wad of money.
Speaker 2: I'm like, man, this is mine. I'm keeping this and
Speaker 2: then run off. I did it one time. It's girl
Speaker 2: tackle me in the store. Yeah, tackle in the story.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: They wanted it back, Yeah, they wanted the money back.
Speaker 1: So what is something like who's someone that you want
Speaker 1: to meet that you have not come encountered to, Uh,
Speaker 1: A wishless stream team like someone maybe you want to
Speaker 1: work with.
Speaker 2: Somebody I want to work with, un I just want
Speaker 2: to work with Dave, I mean I would, I mean
Speaker 2: I would work with other comedians as well. But if
Speaker 2: I had a chance to work with somebody like yo,
Speaker 2: you want to open up with somebody groom by someone,
Speaker 2: think it would be Chappelle for me. You know.
Speaker 1: So what makes you smile the most?
Speaker 2: H I would have to say watching people laugh like people,
Speaker 2: other people laughing, being happy.
Speaker 1: Probably that's like a drug to you. Just keep on going.
Speaker 2: I love making people will laugh like this.
Speaker 1: So how do you you know, with your laughing with
Speaker 1: that something that's something that's really unique. A lot of
Speaker 1: people don't have that, you know, asset. How do you
Speaker 1: keep up with your craft? You're just always off the
Speaker 1: top of your head. Do you like pre plan it
Speaker 1: and you see how it works out? Is it just
Speaker 1: you know, you just take a gamble? How does that
Speaker 1: process really work?
Speaker 3: It's kind of a combination of both.
Speaker 2: Kind of pre planning and then kind of you know,
Speaker 2: freestyle a little bit. Because once you once you do
Speaker 2: something so much, it becomes second nature, like habit.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: So when it comes to me making videos, making content,
Speaker 2: doing pranks has become second nature because I've done it
Speaker 2: for so long, you know, what I mean. I'm at
Speaker 2: the point in my stand up, my stand up to
Speaker 2: where I'm developing to that tour's second nature, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. I still write my jokes a stand up.
Speaker 2: I'm trying it to the point where I don't write.
Speaker 2: I just go off of you know, maybe what happened today,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, or what happened to me
Speaker 2: over the last three months or this year or whatever.
Speaker 2: You just talk about that for an hour and make
Speaker 2: it funny, you know.
Speaker 3: So that's the oh I'm aiming for my stand up.
Speaker 1: Like that? What luxury do you treat yourself the most?
Speaker 1: Right now? Is there something that you just maybe have
Speaker 1: like a mid day that you maybe go to spo,
Speaker 1: get massages and some kind of like cheat meal. It's
Speaker 1: something crazy, cars, jewelry.
Speaker 3: You need to go get a massage.
Speaker 2: My cousin goes to this place out in the valley
Speaker 2: that he gets He pays one hundred bucks, gets a massage,
Speaker 2: and he gets a blowjob.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: I can't say the names. You know.
Speaker 1: We don't want to go to the.
Speaker 2: Valley and drive around the nine one, three six seven
Speaker 2: area code.
Speaker 1: I mean, so keep circling around until you see some
Speaker 1: men go, you know, going out with a really smile
Speaker 1: on their face and just being really happy on an
Speaker 1: hourly basis. So is this something that you frequent? Is
Speaker 1: this something that you've done before?
Speaker 3: Obviously this bace cousin, My cousin done it, but he liked.
Speaker 1: It so so it was like a five star rating,
Speaker 1: and you're like, I want.
Speaker 2: To do this, he said, was and then you get
Speaker 2: you get them fifty bugs, you get them a hundred bugs,
Speaker 2: you get two girls.
Speaker 1: So do you actually ever get a massage or you
Speaker 1: just you know.
Speaker 3: You get a massage too?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: I always like had this conversation with my male friends
Speaker 1: the years ago. I was like, I feel like it's
Speaker 1: really unfair because there's a lot of places like that,
Speaker 1: but there's none like that for women. Like what if
Speaker 1: I wanted to have that? Like what if I wanted
Speaker 1: that service as well? How come it has to be
Speaker 1: taken off the table for me and just give me
Speaker 1: one thousand? But that's just so you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: and then you know, there's a lot of logistics to it.
Speaker 1: When you come to it's like do you want the
Speaker 1: male or the female? How do you know which in
Speaker 1: a situation? You know, so you know, you get it,
Speaker 1: but really it's really unfair.
Speaker 2: I feel like usually like my luxury time, I kind
Speaker 2: of just like like playing video.
Speaker 1: Games, video games. So what kind of gaming system are
Speaker 1: you on? What's your favorite game? Two K, I have
Speaker 1: a love I actually just have a hate relationship with
Speaker 1: that game. I used to be married at one time,
Speaker 1: happily divorced, but I've definitely broken threatened to throw that
Speaker 1: game away a lot. Because a lot I just feel like,
Speaker 1: you know, at a certain age, it's just you know,
Speaker 1: time and place to do it and like do your
Speaker 1: other things. But if you, you know, get your ship done.
Speaker 1: I get it. But sometimes when a girl just wants attention,
Speaker 1: So if you're such a game or like that, have
Speaker 1: you ever had any account like that, any crazy girl
Speaker 1: situation where she wanted to threaten your your game's life?
Speaker 3: No, No, really, I never had a problem.
Speaker 2: I never had a problem with that because I never
Speaker 2: want to choose the PS five or the pussy anyway,
Speaker 2: So like I'm ready to get rid of that anyway.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm done.
Speaker 1: So as soon as the pussy comes out, You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, I'm done. But if it's like a really
Speaker 1: important game.
Speaker 3: Not even just a pussy. It could be just a
Speaker 3: pre pussy.
Speaker 1: The pre pussy. Pussy is explain the private talk.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. The pre pussy is she
Speaker 2: want to do something. Okay, so you're pre warming to
Speaker 2: pussy up. She wanted to gotta do something. Take her out.
Speaker 2: I haven't been out. You don't take me anywhere, blah
Speaker 2: blah blah. So you gotta take her somewhere she want
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 1: You're you're whining and dining her.
Speaker 2: Okay, somewhere you want to go. We're setting the picture
Speaker 2: she wants to go, you know what I mean, Get
Speaker 2: that out the way she can.
Speaker 1: You've been in a long term relationship before.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you know what I'm saying. Take she
Speaker 2: and I'm just saying, well, I've been in a few relationships,
Speaker 2: but not really like the super long term, but enough
Speaker 2: to know that part. You know what I mean. We're
Speaker 2: getting she wants to go. Take her there, and then
Speaker 2: make sure she goes somewhere and gets something to eat
Speaker 2: where she.
Speaker 3: Want to eat, Like, have fun, have a great time
Speaker 3: with her.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. Don't don't worry about your game,
Speaker 2: don't talk about you. Just ask her what her day was.
Speaker 3: Just play the game, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Just play the game. You see you seem to have
Speaker 1: it all worked out. Are you single? Are you in
Speaker 1: a relationship? You seem that you know, you're trying to
Speaker 1: tell these private talk lessons out there how to get
Speaker 1: you know, just put the game down.
Speaker 4: I feel like that.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's an addictions on bad dates. So hey, but
Speaker 1: you know, but maybe you know you're you have a
Speaker 1: partner that's very understanding. It's something that you're not like doing.
Speaker 1: You're doing it mainly for content and super work.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: I was in the adult industry, so at one point
Speaker 1: in my life and I work was work and at
Speaker 1: home was something different. So sometimes you have understanding partners
Speaker 1: are familiar. No, I know you did? Is that?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Is that why you were so nervous when you walked
Speaker 1: into my door?
Speaker 2: Like I was like, damn, is she the girl that
Speaker 2: they said, like her name is, she's forty miles away?
Speaker 1: Who I'm not that kind of girl. Oh okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know what kind of a backpage thing that you're
Speaker 1: trying to say, sir, but that is not me. I
Speaker 1: don't know what you're saying, but yeah, not me, No,
Speaker 1: I was adult film star. Yes, I'm probably sure you've seen.
Speaker 1: Is that what they say it as people?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I see about that, But all right, I see the
Speaker 1: little digs that you're trying to give it me. I see,
Speaker 1: I see. You definitely probably seen one of my scenes before.
Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't want to pay for it and put
Speaker 1: it on porn hub or something like that free style,
Speaker 1: because most of the times nowadays there's so much free
Speaker 1: content that you just don't really know what you're looking
Speaker 1: at anymore. Maybe I don't really know, but I feel like.
Speaker 2: You're definitely not only things but porn hub.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where some people go for that.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I don't know anymore.
Speaker 3: You're paying on only fans?
Speaker 1: They're paying, they don't.
Speaker 3: I think they.
Speaker 2: I think they pay because they feel like they can
Speaker 2: connect with the person they you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: the profile.
Speaker 1: So how many only fans subscriptions do you have?
Speaker 3: Have? None?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 1: You want the truth here a private but I don't
Speaker 1: really know that you haven't seen it only fans, but
Speaker 1: you know a lot about it, So please tell privat
Speaker 1: all about it.
Speaker 2: I have none, but my brother, my brother. He just
Speaker 2: died three months ago, sorr. So like my brother, he
Speaker 2: was subscribed to a.
Speaker 1: Few girls, did.
Speaker 2: To a few girls that he knew that we knew
Speaker 2: from back home, and he should just send me a
Speaker 2: he like, never seen her news.
Speaker 3: I was like to me, just one girl.
Speaker 2: I always tell her like, man, she's a posting her
Speaker 2: story like my only fans with as a comrade.
Speaker 3: Man, I already seen your little pictures.
Speaker 1: Oh so you were talking to her like I saw
Speaker 1: that for free girl. Nobody needs to know you're one
Speaker 1: of them. You're stealing content and saying we actually were
Speaker 1: it was a shared content.
Speaker 3: How you seeing myself for free?
Speaker 2: I'm man, it don't matter.
Speaker 1: So what is one assumption people have of you that
Speaker 1: you think is false.
Speaker 3: On the internet?
Speaker 2: Probably the fact that they probably think I sleep with
Speaker 2: every girl that I do a video.
Speaker 1: So that's not true.
Speaker 2: It's not true because I only sleep with the girls.
Speaker 1: Do videos, so all of them right.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm just kidding, not nine nine percent, But they
Speaker 2: always think that I'm sleeping with the girls like they
Speaker 2: be like, man, you probably smashing all these girls you
Speaker 2: do videos with, probably smashing all the Instagram models and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. Not really not.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Was there one that you like set out to because
Speaker 1: you wanted to like put her on your list that
Speaker 1: you like had a top three and like you know
Speaker 1: that you were a fan of before and then you
Speaker 1: make me be kind of like made yourself meet that
Speaker 1: person because you wanted to know how it would go.
Speaker 4: No, not really like it.
Speaker 1: Does it happen just by chance? Or do you really
Speaker 1: like plot it out in a sense like me being
Speaker 1: in those encounters where you have like you know, celebrity
Speaker 1: situations or or even the videos with these girls that
Speaker 1: you're just meeting, Like is it just.
Speaker 2: Just those girls are just seeing out at the mall.
Speaker 2: I'm just like at the mall like, oh she looked good.
Speaker 2: I get a number, and then nonsense out of ten,
Speaker 2: I never.
Speaker 1: Even use the number, use the number much. Girls hate
Speaker 1: that even worse. They're like why put in the time?
Speaker 1: They're like, girls hate that worse sometimes and they're like,
Speaker 1: why put in the time.
Speaker 2: You got my number to even hear me, I'm polished.
Speaker 2: Probably hundreds of women that probably said that about me
Speaker 2: like numbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what is your biggest pet? Peeve?
Speaker 2: Uh shit, I got a whole lot of list of
Speaker 2: those motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: Give me two of them.
Speaker 2: Let's see like with like relationships.
Speaker 1: Sure, relationship, Yeah, let's do that. Let's go down that
Speaker 1: rabbit hole because we're gonna get to like private you know,
Speaker 1: the the you know, the the real fun part truth
Speaker 1: with Texas. So let's let's go relationship wise.
Speaker 2: Was I would say, uh, I hate like I hate
Speaker 2: like a woman that's like in competition with.
Speaker 1: Me, like trying to compete, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like in what way, like just an alpha female in
Speaker 1: general or like like competing center.
Speaker 2: I'm like an alpha female almost, like a female that
Speaker 2: literally wants to like compete with me, like because like
Speaker 2: you supposed to like come together and you supposed to
Speaker 2: like elevate together. Okay, Like I'm elevating and then you're
Speaker 2: trying to elevate above me and be like, yeah I
Speaker 2: elevated above you. I did this, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So you do you feel like it's because of who,
Speaker 1: you know, the status that you have now, Like do
Speaker 1: people cling on to you because of that? They want
Speaker 1: to ride that ride? And that what you mean like
Speaker 1: outshine or like just in general general, like.
Speaker 2: Nothing to do with like me, having any cloud or anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so second pet pave.
Speaker 2: Of I would have to probably go it's h.
Speaker 4: I'll help you out.
Speaker 1: You badass kids. So you you you just want them.
Speaker 1: You don't mind being a step parent. You just want
Speaker 1: them to be behave child like, especially.
Speaker 2: Like I can deal with like bad little girls because
Speaker 2: they're like the little girls and little girl crying wine
Speaker 2: and stuff. I can't deal with that from a little boy,
Speaker 2: Like I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Is the worst case, what's the worst situation you've been in?
Speaker 1: And you feel like this, I feel like this is
Speaker 1: fresh child. You're like, I don't want to talk about it,
Speaker 1: but please we want to know it.
Speaker 3: All man, I did this girl. She had a son.
Speaker 3: His name was Bob.
Speaker 1: Okay is this a real name or is this.
Speaker 2: His name is Bob okay? Bob all right?
Speaker 4: So imagine that, like.
Speaker 2: Yo, Bob, shut up, Like who are you talking to?
Speaker 2: Like I'm talking to her son like some old guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Bob didn't.
Speaker 3: Like you, No, Bob loved me.
Speaker 1: So then what was the problem with Bob?
Speaker 2: He was just that. Yeah, Bob was just respectful.
Speaker 1: But if he liked you, didn't he have a respect
Speaker 1: for you?
Speaker 2: Bob was like he had respect for me, but he
Speaker 2: like didn't know how to control. Like she said he
Speaker 2: had a said he had eighty a D or something.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I'm from eighty AD. You get your
Speaker 2: ass until you get with that eighty a D about you.
Speaker 2: But like she's like, I don't. She's like, I don't
Speaker 2: really whoop him. And because I had whooped before it
Speaker 2: gets bad the cops get caught and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So what's the worst thing that little Bob dead man?
Speaker 2: Bob would tell his mom to shut up and just
Speaker 2: you you're weird, you're crazy. Dad thinks you're crazy. Derald
Speaker 2: thinks you're crazy. I think crazy.
Speaker 1: Did you tell Bob that she was crazy?
Speaker 4: Girl?
Speaker 2: Na? Bob. Bob was on ten like all the time,
Speaker 2: like he would not sit down. He was ten and
Speaker 2: all the time. And then I remember one time he
Speaker 2: told me to shut the fucker. He told me to
Speaker 2: shut the fuck up. God, I told him up. I said,
Speaker 2: you can't because that's how Bobby. You can't tell Bob.
Speaker 2: Tell Bob shut up and take shut.
Speaker 1: Up right, It's like the mimicking thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you like shit your ass like yours. He's
Speaker 2: only like Bob was like nine.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: So were you scared of Bob?
Speaker 2: I was not scared about Where'd you leave?
Speaker 1: Because you could have helped Bob.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like, I didn't leave just because of Bob.
Speaker 1: I said, you could have helped.
Speaker 2: But Bob was terrible.
Speaker 3: He's a terrible, smart kid, very smart.
Speaker 1: You get them.
Speaker 2: Take Bob. You take Bob the.
Speaker 3: What's that place called David Busters and he'll clear.
Speaker 2: The whole toy section up from the tickets to.
Speaker 1: So Bob was that man. He got all again.
Speaker 2: His dad played the NFL, his granddad played the NFL,
Speaker 2: her dad played the NFL, and then his dad playing
Speaker 2: the NFL.
Speaker 1: So he's destined to be a star.
Speaker 2: He's definitely probably be the NFL. But I wouldn't be
Speaker 2: surprised about seeing him on there till what he got
Speaker 2: arrested for.
Speaker 4: I hope you're not going that way.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put you.
Speaker 2: If you ever see this.
Speaker 3: I love you, man, But be more respectful to your mom.
Speaker 1: Man, that's true. That's a big facts. So yeah, it's big.
Speaker 2: You know you don't respect your mom and later on
Speaker 2: you become a big NFL star and you won't respect
Speaker 2: some female you're want to do something Ray Rice or
Speaker 2: one of the other guys that you know, Zach Stacy
Speaker 2: guy or whatever, some one of them guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't.
Speaker 2: We don't want that to start off with respecting the mom.
Speaker 2: You don't respect your mom. You don't respect your wife,
Speaker 2: your girlfriend beside chick whoever she is just a random
Speaker 2: green bell on the street.
Speaker 3: Now, I ain't gonna respect them, So it starts at home.
Speaker 1: So I agree with that.
Speaker 2: Give up.
Speaker 4: That's a little ship though.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like a lot of people need to,
Speaker 1: you know, make that a thing and not that it
Speaker 1: sounds like people shouldn't know that, but it's just even
Speaker 1: just be talked about. It's it should be more normalized
Speaker 1: as I feel like, which I feel like it, you know,
Speaker 1: definitely is. But you know, know, so are you ready
Speaker 1: to play my game?
Speaker 3: Uh? Depends on what this game?
Speaker 1: How wilde?
Speaker 2: How's it gonna go?
Speaker 1: It's gonna go really wild? Okay, Like you know, a
Speaker 1: lot of things may go crazy, a lot of things,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just you know, it's always a gamble. No,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna go too wild, you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: why are you so scared of Gerald.
Speaker 2: Now I'm not scared becuse I just know that. I
Speaker 2: just look just one girl. I told her I was
Speaker 2: to play like dominos and stuff, and then she's like,
Speaker 2: you're trying to do something else, like she thought Dominatrix,
Speaker 2: like dominoes.
Speaker 1: Oh so you like to be tied up.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see, Okay, that's what happened.
Speaker 2: I met this girl. I told her play Dominoes. She
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, the Dominatrix. I ain't know what that was.
Speaker 1: The next thing that happened, you were tied up in
Speaker 1: a dungeon.
Speaker 3: Yeah no, no I didn't.
Speaker 1: You were doing some crazy things. We're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk about here truth with Texas. We want to know
Speaker 1: all about it.
Speaker 2: Gerald, We want to know you text me something about
Speaker 2: I know what Pegan was. She was like, she like
Speaker 2: the pig.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what is Peggan?
Speaker 2: He's telling what it was? Like? WHOA?
Speaker 1: Were you scared? You never answered her messages again.
Speaker 3: At that point, I was scared, like I'd never even
Speaker 3: hit her up.
Speaker 2: No more, like I don't even want to hit her
Speaker 2: up on a bad day because I don't know she
Speaker 2: might I might.
Speaker 1: Need The one was this just a number you recently got.
Speaker 1: You seem really shunk about this drill.
Speaker 3: This is many.
Speaker 1: You got a number like Mandy wanted to peg you.
Speaker 1: So let Private Talk know what pegging is. Maybe they
Speaker 1: don't know, so.
Speaker 3: You don't know what pegging is. You know what peggan is.
Speaker 2: Peggan is pretty much when a girl straps on a
Speaker 2: dial dough, you bend over and she just raw dogs.
Speaker 1: Well I mean, yes, says a raw dog because there's
Speaker 1: the dilldough. But yes, you are correct. But I just
Speaker 1: wanted Private Talk to know because some people don't know
Speaker 1: what that is. So some people who were saying when
Speaker 1: they're really crazy, you know, can get a little crazy.
Speaker 1: So that's you know, ain't on things that all that
Speaker 1: stuff is out for you. Gerald never happened. Okay, so
Speaker 1: fair enough. That's we are going to get to our
Speaker 1: favorite game. We're gonna take a little bit of a break. First.
Speaker 1: I need a like you know, I need, I need
Speaker 1: a moment. But yeah, I hope you're ready. I'm going right,
Speaker 1: So Private Talk, we are going to let him come
Speaker 1: in a little, you know, ease him into this. We
Speaker 1: are going to play truth with Texas. There's four aces
Speaker 1: each ace is a different type of question. And we're
Speaker 1: gonna go through all the cards. So pick a card, Gerald,
Speaker 1: any card.
Speaker 2: There are aces, they are.
Speaker 1: Ace of what this is? It's hard, it's a romantic question.
Speaker 1: Would you consider it a diamonds? That's a spicy question?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, here we go.
Speaker 2: No, what car? You can get motor? Right now?
Speaker 1: I think you're doing a hearts. We're gonna ask your hearts.
Speaker 1: If it's not a hard it's a fucking heart now,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: So it's okay, you got three more guesses.
Speaker 1: No, I'm good. So are you a romantic?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the most romantic thing you've ever done? Not
Speaker 1: for an episode of your content?
Speaker 3: The most romantic I've done? I don't know.
Speaker 1: You never had, like you said, you were in some
Speaker 1: relationships before you said that. We'll tell us the most romantic.
Speaker 3: I'm sure romantic is.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well tell us what you think romantic is, and
Speaker 1: then tell me what you think I would think romantic is.
Speaker 1: Because you've been in relationships. You know, yes, you're single now,
Speaker 1: but you've been in multiple relationships. You said, maybe not
Speaker 1: for a long term, but you had to have done
Speaker 1: some romantic thing.
Speaker 3: Uh, I hope none of that.
Speaker 2: Hope. I hope the girls are not watching because you
Speaker 2: do that for me.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, sometimes certain people bring certain things out
Speaker 1: of you, and you know, maybe they need to know
Speaker 1: what Gerald Houston would give to them if they are
Speaker 1: the right lady that matches for.
Speaker 2: You, right, Uh? I mean simple Like I've like she
Speaker 2: got home, I had the rose pedals going all the
Speaker 2: way up to the room, and then when she got
Speaker 2: to the room, there was like bears and flowers.
Speaker 1: Was this for Valentine's Day or was this just a
Speaker 1: special day just because it is just because? Okay, I
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't like, I don't really don't care about
Speaker 2: the holidays. I like to focus on more like like,
Speaker 2: I think, like you should send your girl flowers either
Speaker 2: monthly or bi monthly. If you do it bi monthly,
Speaker 2: it's not too much, but it's going to be unexpected,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. If you do it monthly,
Speaker 2: then she's gonna know every month he buys me flowers,
Speaker 2: nothing changes and what he doesn't, right, he doesn't somethings off.
Speaker 2: So if you do it by month is kind of like,
Speaker 2: oh I just got him. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Because it's something in women's heads. But they can't.
Speaker 3: They can't hold sixty days of information in their head.
Speaker 1: But I think every girl is different. I feel like
Speaker 1: I think for myself, it's more like spontaneous thing. I agree.
Speaker 1: I think sometime I want the expected things, but it's
Speaker 1: not over the top. I feel like gestures are always nice,
Speaker 1: but not every girl expects the whole thirty days and
Speaker 1: sixty or whatever. I think it's just, you know, the
Speaker 1: gesture that you want to do those nice things.
Speaker 2: Try to keep it like. I feel like that's why
Speaker 2: I said, like, you should send your girl flowers at
Speaker 2: least six times a year. He'd be fine. Don't to
Speaker 2: worry about that. Oh the way, I like to go
Speaker 2: out and buy her the dress, and then when she
Speaker 2: gets home, I kind of have it laid out, have
Speaker 2: my outfit laid out next to it, and be like,
Speaker 2: this is what we're wearing a night, get ready, blah
Speaker 2: blah blah, whatever, We're going here nice or since it
Speaker 2: started making a little more money, it's different now it's like,
Speaker 2: now we're going to Hawaii, Let's go to Hawaii instead
Speaker 2: of going to fucking chee cheke factory. Sometimes like instead
Speaker 2: of going there like for her birthday, go to Hawaii,
Speaker 2: so like, you know, just going on a romantic trick
Speaker 2: to Hawaii or something like that.
Speaker 1: You know, have you ever watched The Notebook?
Speaker 2: The crews No, I actually walked out on it. You walked,
Speaker 2: I want to go see the no Notebook. Me and
Speaker 2: his chick want to go see the Notebook. And uh,
Speaker 2: we were smoking weed on the way there and we
Speaker 2: got in there. We was like, man, this ship boring
Speaker 2: watching the first five minutes of it. He was walking out.
Speaker 2: We walked out like, I ain't watching this. So I've
Speaker 2: never seen a notebook? Then?
Speaker 1: So do you like sexting if you're in a relationship?
Speaker 2: Do you sound like, oh yeah, I like the sex
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: You're like, are you sending dick picks? Are you getting photos?
Speaker 1: Or are you just are you keeping it in context?
Speaker 1: Like verbal?
Speaker 2: No, I send that. No, we I like to send.
Speaker 2: I like to say, I like news.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I prefer news or you're sending.
Speaker 2: Nudes too, Yeah, I'm gonna send dudes too, but like
Speaker 2: I really don't prefer Like, I don't know what it
Speaker 2: is about pussy picks. The weak do nothing for me.
Speaker 2: It's not like, wow, I mean, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: like pussy picks away, do it for me? But I
Speaker 2: like the booty. Booty pictures a couple of little nip nipples.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I really ask you're an as time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you send me a picture in your booty.
Speaker 2: I'm good, painty picture in the booty, I'm good. Nipples.
Speaker 1: Thongs are booty shorts.
Speaker 2: I actually like the booty chorte because thongs make it
Speaker 2: feel like you got ship on your on your draws,
Speaker 2: like it's too far up your asshole. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had looked at that and saw that happen.
Speaker 2: I've never seen it.
Speaker 4: When you make a tragic I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Like, it's I feel like it could happen, you know what.
Speaker 1: I mean, the possibility of anything.
Speaker 2: Imagination takes me there. When I see the throng up
Speaker 2: your ass, I'm like, Damn, she wipe her ass with
Speaker 2: her own fucking underwear.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's not a clean bitch and you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: fucking I've.
Speaker 2: Never had that happen. Just I just think about it
Speaker 2: because it's like it looks I mean, can I get
Speaker 2: it like the booty shortstuf because I got the little
Speaker 2: booty meat hang out the bottom of the the panty line.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite part. Even like when you see a
Speaker 2: girl walking in public and she got her panties on
Speaker 2: and her booty is hanging up the pan and he's like,
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like, this is my favorite.
Speaker 4: We asked, are we the better saviors?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 2: You're on Houston, We're in everybody ass watches, man, this
Speaker 2: he ass watches. You ass watched? I asked.
Speaker 1: I asked watch because I have a big guess. So
Speaker 1: I'm definitely condescenrib.
Speaker 2: You're gonna ask watch. She's gonna ask watch to everybody.
Speaker 2: Everybody in this room ass watched. If you don't ask watch,
Speaker 2: you a liar.
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to set in my mind. I'm like,
Speaker 1: who's just wearing panties in like public?
Speaker 2: But I mean, I'm not saying I'm saying, like she
Speaker 2: got on some pants or dress and you can see
Speaker 2: her penny line through the pants or the dress and
Speaker 2: a little bit of that booty cheek is hanging out.
Speaker 2: That's the best thing. That's That's what That's what I like.
Speaker 2: I like to see a girl with a dress on,
Speaker 2: and she got pennies on that mouth underneath her dress
Speaker 2: and a little bit of her ass cheek is hanging
Speaker 2: underneath that.
Speaker 3: You can see her booty in the cheeks.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I feel like you're like in a in
Speaker 1: a moment like flash Like it was like, what girl?
Speaker 1: Is that what you were flashbacking too? Because everyone's got
Speaker 1: a spank bank.
Speaker 2: You know you spank bank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know those pictures when you're like they're mass
Speaker 1: raining or you're in a moment you need something like
Speaker 1: help of something, you reminisce on something. So it's like
Speaker 1: a memory of that was a great ass booty meat situation.
Speaker 1: Right where were you? Where were you at? Where were
Speaker 1: you at with them?
Speaker 2: Where was I at the booty meat?
Speaker 1: Did something stick out in your mind?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Not really, you just seemed like it just seemed like
Speaker 1: it was a warm huggo there.
Speaker 2: Like I just created a girl with a blue dress
Speaker 2: home and just I do with my mind. I like,
Speaker 2: not really a particular girl that I was thinking about,
Speaker 2: but it's a girl. She has a blue dress, she's
Speaker 2: kind of dark skinned. I don't know what kind of
Speaker 2: I don't know who the cleare panties are. And I
Speaker 2: don't know what kind of shoes she got on either.
Speaker 2: I don't know what her face looks like either, so
Speaker 2: I couldn't describe her face. I can just describe her
Speaker 2: hair was up a little bit and it needed to
Speaker 2: be cut in the back. She needed one of those
Speaker 2: like what they call it, the undercut. She needed to
Speaker 2: get her undercut cleaned up nice. But she had nice
Speaker 2: ass though.
Speaker 1: He lost me at booty meat. So, has anyone ever
Speaker 1: done anything romantic for you? What's the most romantic thing
Speaker 1: a girl has done for you so far?
Speaker 2: I would to say this girl clipped my toenails and romantic.
Speaker 3: No, she didn't eat us nasty.
Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
Speaker 1: I don't to see who knows? Who knows what?
Speaker 2: She gave me massage and she like, clipped my toenails.
Speaker 1: So gave you the whole pedicure, the whole like you know,
Speaker 1: the full treatment.
Speaker 2: But that was cool. I'm like, dang, she must really
Speaker 2: like me to clip some guys toenails like you.
Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever clepped somebody's never clip some guys.
Speaker 2: You're married? He never cleared the guys.
Speaker 1: No, he did it himself or he got. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: never did not. I don't know. There's certain personal hygienes.
Speaker 1: And I'm a person. I have a foot fetish too.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be opposed to it. But I've never been like, hey,
Speaker 1: do this for me? And I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't tell her to do it.
Speaker 4: She did, no, I know.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying. And the part as far as the
Speaker 1: gesture for me is like, I've never been there like hey, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've had I've had girls with.
Speaker 1: From me like clip nails, but they have to have
Speaker 1: nice parties and stuff.
Speaker 2: Like that, like a barber school and actually threw me
Speaker 2: a party and stuff like that. It was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: All right, next card, next card? Okay, here, you want
Speaker 2: this one back?
Speaker 1: Sure? I was a diamond. Luck it was the second choice. See,
Speaker 1: I don't know you were playing these games.
Speaker 3: This is a diamond?
Speaker 1: Is it a diamond? That's not a diamond because I
Speaker 1: just saw the diamond. Now is this one hard?
Speaker 2: It's the club.
Speaker 1: I'll give you. I'll give you a second, try to talk.
Speaker 1: I hope that you are loving this. I really want
Speaker 1: to know what the card is. It's the clubs. Nope,
Speaker 1: all right, So it's a kinky question.
Speaker 3: Get when we're get one more guests?
Speaker 1: A diamond? No, I did the diamond. Naughty question, it's
Speaker 1: a spade.
Speaker 2: You're not right.
Speaker 1: You're not right either. You're not really great at this game.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Truth of Texas is supposed to be a really fluid
Speaker 1: going game that's making all these great questions come out.
Speaker 1: And you're lying to me with these cars. And I
Speaker 1: got a heart now and I already lied and saw
Speaker 1: the fucking spicy one. And you're just a spicy sir.
Speaker 1: What am I gonna do with you? That's the spiciest
Speaker 1: thing you've ever done sexually?
Speaker 2: Spicies.
Speaker 1: We talked about bondage earlier. You said that you got
Speaker 1: scared because she said she was about pegging you. She
Speaker 1: said all these things, so that obviously is not the
Speaker 1: spicy way you go. But have you done anything a
Speaker 1: little bit more? I don't know, like handcuffs maybe, like
Speaker 1: I don't know, played with maybe. Have you had ever
Speaker 1: had food as an intimacy type thing?
Speaker 2: I tried all that stuff. I don't really like it.
Speaker 2: I really liked the food.
Speaker 1: What parts? What food did you? Okay, let's star there.
Speaker 1: Let's start there. So the food, what food did you like?
Speaker 2: Like grapes? It's cool, like eat some grapes of.
Speaker 1: Okay, but more like done?
Speaker 2: Nothing like too that's messy, right, too much?
Speaker 3: Because I'm telling you whipped cream?
Speaker 2: We ever thought about that?
Speaker 3: Who said that was sexy?
Speaker 2: They lie?
Speaker 1: It's because it's a movie thing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: People see things in the movies and it's not how
Speaker 1: it is played out in real life.
Speaker 2: In a lot of situations, spraying with cream on girls,
Speaker 2: tits all over her body, on her private.
Speaker 1: Area because they saw varsity blues.
Speaker 2: I think, spread it on there and then lick it
Speaker 2: all off. Didn't get on top of her neckd and
Speaker 2: try to have You're gonna fucking be sticky as hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not fun. You've been stuck before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not cool.
Speaker 1: It's not fun.
Speaker 3: It's like it's gonna look like two dogs trying to
Speaker 3: have sex.
Speaker 2: That's what you're gonna look like.
Speaker 1: I don't know about the part, but okay, tomato tomorrow
Speaker 1: like whatever.
Speaker 2: So I know that was extra. That was like over
Speaker 2: the edge. Yeah, I had to give a mind frame
Speaker 2: of how it is, like this is how you're gonna
Speaker 2: look like two dogs fucking trying to get free and
Speaker 2: they can't get free. That's not fun, that's I mean,
Speaker 2: that's how dogs fuck though.
Speaker 1: I know it's you know, but it's sad when they
Speaker 1: get stick just don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: That'd be cool for humans though, we having like we
Speaker 2: got in the pushy and got stuck in him.
Speaker 1: I mean other ways you're stuck in it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. People get stuck on it and they
Speaker 1: keep going back. It's like an addicted type of situation.
Speaker 1: You keep going back for more.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been tied up in secks? You know,
Speaker 1: this a spicy situation. Have you ever had handcuffs?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I've been tied up. Uh.
Speaker 3: I had this girl bring like whips.
Speaker 2: She wanted to whip you with the whips.
Speaker 1: Whipped you were just a multiple situation, a multiple scenario
Speaker 1: or just okay.
Speaker 2: And then she wanted with the whip. She had like
Speaker 2: cock rings, you know that cocker.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't feel in that because it was like no
Speaker 1: cock rings were you?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I mean I've done cock rings before, but the particular
Speaker 2: one that she brought me was like, Yo, how the
Speaker 2: fuck is this? This is not the right one.
Speaker 1: There's always been weirded me out, Like I was, like
Speaker 1: I did signings since I saw a lot of toys
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and I just those ones like
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's suffocating in it.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, I don't really I've used it. I use
Speaker 2: the cocream before, but I really don't really see the
Speaker 2: whole the whole purpose in one. The only one I did,
Speaker 2: Like they had like one that had like vibrating.
Speaker 1: On it, talking about like you kind of like feel
Speaker 1: I guess the sensation.
Speaker 2: Like not even for you, for the girl because like
Speaker 2: you can like lay there in the vibrator like kind
Speaker 2: of like rubble herd clip.
Speaker 1: She just scorts everywhere else.
Speaker 2: It happened right like that ship. That's probably you talk
Speaker 2: about that. That's probably one of the like crazy like
Speaker 2: I fucking like like people say Squirt is pissed, it's
Speaker 2: his pee, but I say it can't be peaks.
Speaker 3: I tasted it. It don't taste like pea.
Speaker 1: What it tastes like.
Speaker 2: It tastes like t like not sweet tea. It tastes
Speaker 2: like like just like just fucking fluid, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like tastes like uh, what's that one kind
Speaker 2: of water Electro Electro water.
Speaker 1: I approved this message.
Speaker 2: For real because like I drank that ship.
Speaker 1: Like multiple times or one scenario, no multi, how drunk
Speaker 1: were you?
Speaker 3: I wasn't even drunk. I was sober.
Speaker 1: Nice, So you you're okay. A multi repeated fender. Because myself,
Speaker 1: I was in the adult industry and I've had I've
Speaker 1: tasted squirt and in the beginning, I never knew what
Speaker 1: squirre was getting into the business because that's not something
Speaker 1: normal bitches do because you don't know what that's going on.
Speaker 1: You didn't, Plus you're not that sexual at that time.
Speaker 1: So the first time I was around it, they did
Speaker 1: tell you to drink a lot of water because it
Speaker 1: is I feel like it's a mixture of two. It's
Speaker 1: not pissed because it's not the same thing. It's like
Speaker 1: it's female ejaculate, like it's it's mixture. It's not the same.
Speaker 1: It's not pissed at all. But they do tell you
Speaker 1: to drink a lot of water to make you feel
Speaker 1: like that feeling of sensation of where you have to
Speaker 1: pee and then it's like that's what it's like, the
Speaker 1: most orgasmic state and then people just release and that's
Speaker 1: a very euphoric thing that a lot of people can't
Speaker 1: get to, but a lot of people could do it.
Speaker 1: It's just people go back, like sexually because they.
Speaker 2: Have a lot of embarrassment.
Speaker 1: They don't want to well, because people don't talk about
Speaker 1: it more educationally wise and think that it is it's
Speaker 1: a natural thing. They just think, oh, if you peat
Speaker 1: on me, no, you're not educated enough. And so at
Speaker 1: that point people don't you shouldn't be fucking in the
Speaker 1: first place.
Speaker 5: Because I feel like it's a lot of girls like
Speaker 5: like I my experience with squirting squat is like my
Speaker 5: favorite thing because that's.
Speaker 1: All kind of like how your lit up right now?
Speaker 2: I like that because like that's my only watch quarter porn.
Speaker 2: I don't watch nothing else. That's all I watched.
Speaker 1: Now you know where you remembered me from. Look, it's
Speaker 1: all coming back to that's all coming back to here now, right.
Speaker 2: But I only watched quarter porn, and I said that
Speaker 2: with that's that's that's my that's just my thing.
Speaker 1: But like, hey, if people have their own need, like
Speaker 1: their niches of porn, that's a bad.
Speaker 2: First. I've always seen it on porn.
Speaker 1: I had only seen it on porn so then you
Speaker 1: knew it was possible, it was attainable.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then I actually did it one time girls
Speaker 2: for the first time. It's girl. I was drunk that
Speaker 2: night and I was like, Yo, did you fucking squirrel
Speaker 2: on a bit? She was like yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I was like, okay, So I started to
Speaker 2: messing with her and she used to do it all
Speaker 2: the time, you know what I'm saying. So that was
Speaker 2: one experience. Then I went to this club back home
Speaker 2: and I met like four squarters in that club. I
Speaker 2: was like, this is what this is where they all
Speaker 2: hang out at they all hang out.
Speaker 4: How did you know that all?
Speaker 1: Were you making them score in the club?
Speaker 2: Talking about like I would link up with these girls
Speaker 2: and they ended up going home with them later on.
Speaker 2: Over time, there was a club back home, like when
Speaker 2: I when I had broke up, me and my ex
Speaker 2: had broke up. I went to this club all the time,
Speaker 2: and so I used to meet like everybody up there
Speaker 2: and back home. I was comedian still, so I was
Speaker 2: kind of like have a little bit of popularity back home.
Speaker 2: People knew me as a comedian. Back home, I was
Speaker 2: a barber. I cut hair and stuff, like that. So
Speaker 2: I used to always perform with this club around the
Speaker 2: corner from my house. So I used to go up
Speaker 2: there like every weekend. It's called Soul Lounge. I used
Speaker 2: to go up there every weekend and hang out. I
Speaker 2: met one girl. She was a squirterquar Lounge. This is
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now. It's shut down now. So
Speaker 2: it's shut down now. The place is shut down. But
Speaker 2: that club was where all the squarters hung out.
Speaker 1: As we're all the mount they all hung out. They
Speaker 1: probably like got together one night and all the relays
Speaker 1: they could do it together and be like, you know
Speaker 1: what we can find?
Speaker 2: And they all were different. They all were different because
Speaker 2: like one of them there a verse Kyle girl.
Speaker 3: Her she a squirt girl.
Speaker 2: The other girl, how did you keep up with the notes?
Speaker 1: Did you have the thing that can underneath their contact contact?
Speaker 2: It's in my head. It's in my head's my dick space.
Speaker 2: So like I basically like the other girls. She reverse
Speaker 2: Kyle girl, easy squirt because that's how you easy get
Speaker 2: her a squirre verse Kyle girl. And she stand up
Speaker 2: with squirt reverse other girl Janetta, what's her name? Damn?
Speaker 2: All right? But the other girl Janetta. Fuck it, other
Speaker 2: girl Janetta. She was You had to pound her like
Speaker 2: like consistently, like because sisters just keep just keep going
Speaker 2: to bam bam bam bam bam bam. Don't stop if
Speaker 2: you stop, slow down a little bit, because sometimes guys
Speaker 2: slow down because like that we're about to come. You
Speaker 2: like hold let me, then go back again like this again,
Speaker 2: like you know, like you know what something talking about,
Speaker 2: Like every like every dude does that, like they be
Speaker 2: pounding and they stop real quick and and and gather
Speaker 2: their thoughts. And Ship might think about me, I think
Speaker 2: about trades. Who the Laker's gonna trade later, gonna trade
Speaker 2: the brine. They can calm down, then go back and
Speaker 2: then again She's like she like, why do you keep stopping?
Speaker 2: But Janet, you gotta keep doing this Janetta the whole
Speaker 2: time and keep pounding her. And then she'll squirt, and
Speaker 2: then she'll squirt, and then she'd be squirting and then she.
Speaker 3: Had like her she had like masculine in her fucking eyes.
Speaker 2: And Ship she like crying and shit, it's coming all
Speaker 2: out you looking like god, damn, this is crazy, like
Speaker 2: Ship just going crazy and Ship and then like then
Speaker 2: you be like, okay, you do that, then you start
Speaker 2: going faster because you really can't really at that point
Speaker 2: when the squirk, you can't really feel the tightens you
Speaker 2: was feeling before the square because it's nothing but just
Speaker 2: the water. So he was like going crazy, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Then you but and then she's like,
Speaker 2: I wasn't done yet? What then? Do you mean you
Speaker 2: wasn't done yet? What you mean you wasn't done? You
Speaker 2: just busted all over my bed. I gotta get a hotel.
Speaker 3: I had a waterproof mattress cover.
Speaker 4: You were ready?
Speaker 2: Yeahead, water out man, because she messed up my bed
Speaker 2: the first time. I said, you ain't doing that ship
Speaker 2: no more. And then so like I got a waterpood
Speaker 2: mattress cover.
Speaker 1: It. Janet was She was a real one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was real. She was actually girl time to
Speaker 2: the Cochrane and that she was. She was wild.
Speaker 1: She came ready, Well, I love it, I love it
Speaker 1: all right. You got an ace of clubs, which is
Speaker 1: a kinky question. See, you didn't even know that you
Speaker 1: were spicy kinky. You're up in the club doing you
Speaker 1: know all these things. Have you ever had sex in public?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What's Yeah?
Speaker 2: But me because I had sex like in somebody's yard,
Speaker 2: somebody somebody yard. It was outside, but nobody see me.
Speaker 2: So no, I actually have never been in my club.
Speaker 2: I never did it.
Speaker 1: Have you ever like met a girl off on an
Speaker 1: airplane and like and you know, hooked up with her?
Speaker 1: I like how you have to like go through the
Speaker 1: topics so much.
Speaker 2: It's possible, But I don't think so, I'm not I'm
Speaker 2: not sure. I think I think I met a girl
Speaker 2: on the airplane, Yeah, hooked up with her? Not that ever?
Speaker 2: Twenty one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, eber twenty one? Is that your spot?
Speaker 2: No, it's just man, it's crazy man, like the like
Speaker 2: the I call him, like the the sex guys. Sex
Speaker 2: Guy's blessed me one time. So basically what happened was
Speaker 2: like I would talk to these girls for a little while.
Speaker 2: I flew up one of them out to hang out
Speaker 2: with me and ship. She hurt her back?
Speaker 1: How did she hurt her?
Speaker 2: Bout? I claimed you heard her back?
Speaker 1: Where's it? Because you were sucking her?
Speaker 2: No? I didn't even get the fuck So she claimed
Speaker 2: her back came out here, didn't I didn't get the fuck?
Speaker 3: Try to center back home. I was mad.
Speaker 2: I was like man, ain't getting no pussy. I was
Speaker 2: mad as hell, right, like.
Speaker 4: Any other guy, did you fly her out?
Speaker 1: You're like, I spent this money, I could have had
Speaker 1: some other what the girl was before.
Speaker 2: She got there. She's still like she know what the
Speaker 2: deal was. So she's trying to try to play me.
Speaker 2: So I was like, all right, whatever, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like I'm still I'm still a gentleman, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like I'm not gonna like whatever,
Speaker 2: like you cool, we're cool, were friends, you will go
Speaker 2: much a business, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's and then I'm mad. Though.
Speaker 2: Then this other girl came in town from Philly like
Speaker 2: the next like a couple of days later, and she
Speaker 2: was like a fan of me. Right, she had been
Speaker 2: following me and I had been talking to her and she's
Speaker 2: She's like, yo, I'm in la hang out. And it
Speaker 2: was like eleven thirty twelve at night. She was a stripper,
Speaker 2: so I'm like, she was about to come through and
Speaker 2: probably get smashed, you know what I'm saying. So she
Speaker 2: came through. I didn't try to smash her first night.
Speaker 2: I was just being cool because she was cool, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, like, sometimes you.
Speaker 1: Want to try to be gentlemen.
Speaker 2: I want to because other I want to buy with
Speaker 2: you anyway, you know what I'm saying. Like, So, like
Speaker 2: the other girl had no excuse. I've been knowing her,
Speaker 2: Like you have no excuse this girl, I already don't
Speaker 2: even know her. She can come to my house, we smoke,
Speaker 2: we can kick it whatever, do whatever. So she came
Speaker 2: to my house, spent the night. Uh, she went back
Speaker 2: to her her sisters a couple of days later. Then
Speaker 2: she came back over for like three days after that.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, man, she probably gonna let me day No,
Speaker 2: didn't smack, No, didn't know no chicks. She got clapped,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. So I'm mad again, But
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to be too mad because I barely
Speaker 2: know this girl anyway.
Speaker 3: So I'm like, all right, whatever, just go ahead and leave.
Speaker 3: You know what when you.
Speaker 2: Gotta leaves, Like she was complaining about her she wants
Speaker 2: to go to the shister house. I'm like, you ain't
Speaker 2: WoT to sit over here because you want to go
Speaker 2: over there, you know what I'm saying. She left. To
Speaker 2: make a long story short after that, weekend, I went
Speaker 2: to for twenty one and I was standing in line
Speaker 2: buying something and the girl behind me just said something
Speaker 2: to me, said something to her.
Speaker 3: Three hours later, I was in them guts.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 3: Later that was like, thank you, says God.
Speaker 1: You think that that was your like blessings for all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you. You know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 3: appreciate you.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: How do you make it?
Speaker 2: It was good with that with that girl? He was
Speaker 2: all right, I ain't called no more after that I
Speaker 2: left for already.
Speaker 1: Do you repeat offend? What do you repeat offend? Like
Speaker 1: like the same girl like multiple times, or like once
Speaker 1: you're done with the one time that.
Speaker 2: You move Sometimes sometimes like usually for me, it was
Speaker 2: like like I keep the same girls in rotation.
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta squad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then every now and then, like a new
Speaker 2: one comes in. She might get it stay on or
Speaker 2: she might get kicked off.
Speaker 1: They know about each other, some of them, all right.
Speaker 2: The last one is think about me is like I
Speaker 2: don't really like I don't talk tone that much. That's
Speaker 2: how you got a plan. You don't text them, no,
Speaker 2: I mean, don't don't say too much of nothing. Even
Speaker 2: they get around, I just be chilled. I be Calm's hell,
Speaker 2: ca I smoke weed, so I be chilling, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? They be like you a comedian, you're quiet,
Speaker 2: Like I don't sending you observing.
Speaker 3: I don't send that to you.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, Like, but you're getting around
Speaker 2: the grill that I really truly fucked with. Then I
Speaker 2: talked to her all day. But then these other girls,
Speaker 2: that's just like you don't just.
Speaker 1: Give them much, but you don't give them the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I talk a little bit, but not that much,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Last one is naughty questions? So question have you ever
Speaker 1: been Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Speaker 2: Uh? We're called jacking love.
Speaker 1: I love how you have to.
Speaker 2: Search this because I feel like it's happened, but I
Speaker 2: can't remember when I've never really been caught jacking off,
Speaker 2: like almost getting caught.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened?
Speaker 2: I've been almost caught, you know, like your girl in
Speaker 2: the bitch, she won't get you nothing. You got up
Speaker 2: these hornings. You're jacking off watching a little porn and
Speaker 2: ship and she rolled over trying to catch you and
Speaker 2: she's like like that, like you sleep in your head
Speaker 2: like like that's funny. I did that and then like
Speaker 2: that's about it. But I caught my dad jacking off.
Speaker 2: That was crazy, Like you talking about naughty. No, I've
Speaker 2: never been caught jacking off. I caught my dad jacking off.
Speaker 2: I never seen my dad so mad his life. So
Speaker 2: basically like they.
Speaker 1: Keep going or was he like what.
Speaker 2: Was going on?
Speaker 3: Was like what happened? Was I walked in his room.
Speaker 2: He was jacking off, and I guess her mom didn't
Speaker 2: give wasn't giving him nothing because he had the covers
Speaker 2: down at her button the air. He was just looking
Speaker 2: at her button, just jacking off and the most evil Ugh,
Speaker 2: it really happened. It is so like all them like,
Speaker 2: oh my bad. So I just shut the door. I
Speaker 2: ain't think nothing of it. And so I went to
Speaker 2: my room and he came down the room. He was
Speaker 2: fucking hot. He had a big ass vein and never
Speaker 2: come in my room ever again without knocking the door,
Speaker 2: like okay, sir, there jacking off? So crazy? Party was?
Speaker 2: I had a roast. I had a comedy roast. When
Speaker 2: I first enjoying comedy is my birthday, So the conyss
Speaker 2: my birthday. So my dad he died too, my dad.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he came to my comedy show, The Roast,
Speaker 2: and he roasted me at the show like he's got
Speaker 2: on stage and was like talking about all this ship
Speaker 2: I sucked up as a kid and stuff, and everybody's
Speaker 2: like laughing, and I got on like okay, I'm ready
Speaker 2: for you. Now get saying I told that story about
Speaker 2: jacking off like that.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, saving that, that's funny, that's classic comeback.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So yeah, I call my dad jacking off. I
Speaker 2: actually call my I caught my brother jacking off too.
Speaker 2: I think I'm a jack off catcher. I'm like the
Speaker 2: person that catch people jacking up. Like nobody's gonna catch me.
Speaker 2: You might almost caught me, but nobody's gonna catch me
Speaker 2: jacking up. But I'm always catching somebody jacking off. So
Speaker 2: Carr Budd jacking off. One day I go in the room.
Speaker 2: This fool got his own fucking pace made. He made
Speaker 2: up some pace he had like some fucking two pace,
Speaker 2: looking sh in his dick like I'm like, what is
Speaker 2: that you use?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 2: Like he didn't care with his own pace where he
Speaker 2: even made like basoline lotion mixed all up together and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. Was like, no, I did? I did?
Speaker 2: Because really it's no, because like you ever heard a
Speaker 2: thief bag? No, I never heard of a thief feed bag.
Speaker 2: A thief feedback is a bag like a fucking plastic
Speaker 2: bag and it got lotion in it and uh basiline
Speaker 2: whatever kind of loud baby or jail you put it
Speaker 2: in his bag, then you fucked the bag it is.
Speaker 2: Let it from jail. Like people in jail, like they
Speaker 2: have fifee bags. They couldn't have sex with girls.
Speaker 1: Have you done the fefee bag?
Speaker 2: No, I've done the fifee bag?
Speaker 1: How many? How many fiefeedbacks in the day?
Speaker 2: No? Well I just tried it a couple of times.
Speaker 2: A few times. Well, actually, like with the fief fee bag,
Speaker 2: Like my sister had this beer, right, so I cut
Speaker 2: a hole the bear cut. I cut a hole in
Speaker 2: the bear right in the vagina area, and then I
Speaker 2: put the fifee bag inside the bear and then the bear.
Speaker 4: How many times.
Speaker 2: I'm just like my whole teenage childhood. Man.
Speaker 4: Did the bear have a name?
Speaker 2: No? Then I don't know. I don't know the bear
Speaker 2: had a name. She put a dress on the bear
Speaker 2: and everything had like this little pink dress and stuff
Speaker 2: come over there. Like my question is like why nobody
Speaker 2: ever questioned why the he had a hole in the
Speaker 2: behind the area, Like my mom never thought that was weird?
Speaker 4: Did they ever leave?
Speaker 1: Did they were finding?
Speaker 4: Feed?
Speaker 1: Me back left?
Speaker 2: And this interview is maybe on my way home with
Speaker 2: a call my sister and be like, Yo, do you
Speaker 2: know I had a hole in your beer? I used
Speaker 2: to fuck your bear? You can't right now? That bear
Speaker 2: you play with every day? I fucked it. I knowed
Speaker 2: in it too.
Speaker 4: Oh I love it.
Speaker 1: See truth with Texas gets out all. You know these
Speaker 1: things sometimes you need to bring stuff up to go
Speaker 1: and let it.
Speaker 2: That's why you say I called jacket. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: can't think about the time I call. I can think
Speaker 2: about call people jacking off.
Speaker 1: You're the jack off catcher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I catch I've caught people jacking off.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, hey man.
Speaker 1: Your business, bro, I see nothing, I see nothing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my brother or dad takes the cake though, because
Speaker 2: I don't know what kind of pace came up with.
Speaker 1: But I like it all right, Well, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for coming on Private Talk. I had a lot
Speaker 1: of fun. Please let us know or we can follow
Speaker 1: you and support you and do all those things.
Speaker 2: You follow me the way out the door. You can
Speaker 2: follow me on a I am Gerald Houston on Instagram,
Speaker 2: Gerald Houston's everything. You just type Jeryl Houston YouTube, Facebook,
Speaker 2: I pop up. I'll keep everything pretty simple. I don't
Speaker 2: do any nicknames or anything like that because Kevin Hart
Speaker 2: told me, Like, you know, Kevin Hart had a stage name, right,
Speaker 2: it was a little little keV the bastard. That's terrible.
Speaker 2: That's terrible too. That sounded like a fucking rapper or something.
Speaker 2: But like he literally like he went on stage just
Speaker 2: a little key the bastard, and then he started going
Speaker 2: on his it's his real name. And that's when he
Speaker 2: came like to himself. I got a nickname, and when
Speaker 2: I first started doing comedy, I.
Speaker 1: Came on, is my nickname?
Speaker 3: Nick names? Wougi?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my whole family calls me. Everybody calls it. People
Speaker 2: back home. If you call you Wougi, then that means
Speaker 2: I know you know me. You know what I mean.
Speaker 4: That means, that means you know me.
Speaker 2: You say Gerald, then you know it from the internet
Speaker 2: or comedy or something like that you know. Wougie then
Speaker 2: known me for years, five plus at least you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. So I decided to go with my
Speaker 2: real name. I went my real name, then I went viral.