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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let chin tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots. All right, let's see what we

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<v Speaker 2>got this time around.

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<v Speaker 3>You've told me headline of the week. So I'm on

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<v Speaker 3>the I'm on the edge of my seat and get

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<v Speaker 3>to that one in a second. Wanted to update you

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<v Speaker 3>all on a story that well, this's got a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of attention. Remember the homeowners in Palm Coast who had

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<v Speaker 3>a huge chunk of ice plummet from the sky and

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<v Speaker 3>through their roof.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, the FAA, Federal Aviation Administration, has concluded their

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<v Speaker 2>investigation into that incident. Uh oh, it's an idiotology. What's

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<v Speaker 2>the story. The homeowners were notified that the large piece

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<v Speaker 2>of ice that mysteriously fell from the skies onto and

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<v Speaker 2>through the roof of their Palm Coast home did not

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<v Speaker 2>come from a plane. Oh bo, that's the ideotology. Angle

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<v Speaker 2>that blue ice.

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<v Speaker 3>They came out of the sky six.

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<v Speaker 2>Feet by three feet wide. I remember the hole they

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<v Speaker 2>kept showing on the news. The FAA contacted airlines whose

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<v Speaker 2>aircraft were operating in that area. When the incident occurred.

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<v Speaker 2>Inspections of those aircraft did not find evidence of water

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<v Speaker 2>leaks that could have caused ice to form on the

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<v Speaker 2>outside of the aircraft. No further details were provided by

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<v Speaker 2>the FAA.

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<v Speaker 3>And what are these homeowners doing, because I mean, I

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<v Speaker 3>think they were probably taken care of.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe well i'm the table. Well, I don't know. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure they're they're homeowner's. Uh, conversation insurance was a interesting conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, it's funny ice crashing through a homeowner in a neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>Ice is crashing everywhere right now, Yes, yes, neighborhood, yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>six by three yeah, come from a plane.

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<v Speaker 2>So there was it. But maybe a bird dropped it.

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<v Speaker 2>How about this penguin? How about even flying? That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't just waddle, they fly.

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<v Speaker 3>How about this fact, I don't know, You're on a

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<v Speaker 3>plane hoping for a safe flight, and meanwhile on the

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<v Speaker 3>wing there's a six foot by three foot block of ice.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be I'd be ditching that. And as for the airline,

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<v Speaker 3>you know saying, oh, well, no, we were we were safe.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything was good. There was nothing with us. Maybe it

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<v Speaker 3>was rogue hail bowl crap. That's just like with Dave

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<v Speaker 3>Matthews band when they dumped their their crapper over yeah

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<v Speaker 3>for Chicago River onto a tour boat. Oh, we didn't

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<v Speaker 3>do that. Instead of the fa it's like the r

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<v Speaker 3>V world talking. He is saying, Okay, we have to

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<v Speaker 3>do an investigation.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude. Anybody in this area leak their entire s tank

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<v Speaker 2>into the river. Not us. We were driving over. We

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<v Speaker 2>didn't have any of our fine Listeners offered up an

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<v Speaker 2>alternative theory as to how a six by three foot

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<v Speaker 2>wide chunk of ice comes plumbing out of the sky

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<v Speaker 2>and through Florida home's roof and not have it come

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<v Speaker 2>from an airplane. Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said I've fallen through my parents roof too. Somebody

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<v Speaker 3>else it's Joe Dirtz. Listen at two two five two six.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that you put it out there, Pat, we are

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<v Speaker 3>gonna have a million things. And I bet one of

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<v Speaker 3>a million guesses from listeners, and I bet you one

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<v Speaker 3>of them will be that it came from the the

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<v Speaker 3>space station that Sonny and Butch were stuck on. I

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<v Speaker 3>bet they bet it was there. It was that issue

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<v Speaker 3>made it through the whole burn up and re entry

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<v Speaker 3>and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>You bet believe it? All right? Are you ready for?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe this is a fourth candidate for headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's top fourth, it's definitely third. But I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to write it down consideration. We have the subject of

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<v Speaker 3>this headline of the week's mugshot and the accompanying article

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<v Speaker 3>conveniently linked on our Facebook page for visual reference purposes. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>teacher accused of gang bang with junior high students wearing

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<v Speaker 3>scream masks.

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<v Speaker 2>Of gang bang with junior High.

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<v Speaker 3>I like the one part about it being called junior

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<v Speaker 3>high still instead of middle school. Let's go old school

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<v Speaker 3>there like we used to have. It was junior high

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<v Speaker 3>students wearing scream masks.

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<v Speaker 2>Teacher accused of gang bang with junior high students wearing

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<v Speaker 2>scream masks. This in Indiana?

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<v Speaker 3>Who was wearing the scream mask? All the kids are?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the headline. Insinuates it was the kids the gang bangers.

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<v Speaker 2>That way she could say she didn't know who it was. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>there's her mugshot, sands any makeup. You gotta keep that

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<v Speaker 2>in mind.

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<v Speaker 3>She's pretty hot, she's got some meth killing.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's got to sad I've just been arrested and

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<v Speaker 2>put out in front of the world to see look

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<v Speaker 2>on her face. Yeah, but overall, would you say, now

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<v Speaker 2>I have to explain how I was allegedly participating in

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<v Speaker 2>a junior high school student gang bang with dudes wearing

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<v Speaker 2>scream masks.

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<v Speaker 3>So what would you say with her scale one to

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<v Speaker 3>ten hot factor without take the judging out, because she

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<v Speaker 3>is going through a hell sandwich right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm probably six or seven. I guess seven. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking not that we're God's gift, no, no, but

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thinking what she would be if she was dulled up, right,

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<v Speaker 3>should be a solid nine yeah, yeah, yea. And that

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<v Speaker 3>little sore right there that could be the scream mask

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<v Speaker 3>bumping up against her face.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, we'll give the recap of the prior contenders

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<v Speaker 2>so we can also ask the listeners for their feedback

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<v Speaker 2>and crowning headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to start on page one. Severed head. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just gonna summarize this. It's severed head of the king

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<v Speaker 3>that showed up in an Irish rap concert whatever. That

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<v Speaker 3>one's out because no, because there was one that.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a statue head. Yeah, so if it was actually

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<v Speaker 2>the King's head at the rap concert. That would be amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sure, woman who planned to sell human toes regurgitated

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<v Speaker 3>by dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Busted. Yeah, okay, so that was the leader so far.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought there was a third No, no, we're going

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<v Speaker 3>third day in a row. X X con turned community

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<v Speaker 3>leader arrested for having enough fentanyl to kill two hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and seventy six thousand people. So right now you have

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<v Speaker 3>the entanol. I think you'll agree because the listeners already did.

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<v Speaker 2>The ex con who turned community activist and leader now

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<v Speaker 2>back to uh, back to style a deal in fentanyl.

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<v Speaker 3>Or do you go with the lady that was trying

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<v Speaker 3>to sell regurgitated toes that were regurgitated from dogs that

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<v Speaker 3>ate them off the human by the way, or today

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<v Speaker 3>the Indiana teacher teacher accused of gang bang with junior

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<v Speaker 3>high students wearing scream masks.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, we're on that story on our Facebook page. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know which to go with the toes or

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<v Speaker 2>the scream masks.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, I'm I'm two two five to all that

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<v Speaker 3>you need to do, because people are already texting it.

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<v Speaker 3>Two two five two six Do you go, severed head?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's out right. Yeah, Yeah, that one's I

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<v Speaker 3>think it was. It was strong to first kind of

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<v Speaker 3>ease into it on Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>It was great.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for the first day of the week ahead. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>So do we go severed toes recurgitated dogs?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Or do we get no?

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<v Speaker 3>So I just need to know just two words, sever

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<v Speaker 3>or just say toes or gang bang? Agree, Sure, I

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<v Speaker 3>think that beats all others, dude, I mean that the

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<v Speaker 3>one where he's got all that ventnyl it's a shame

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<v Speaker 3>and and but it doesn't beat scream masks, gang bang

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<v Speaker 3>or regurgitated toes from dogs that ate them off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll give you the I'll give you the heads

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<v Speaker 3>up when you're ready, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, and let's move on to this last story while

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<v Speaker 2>those votes come in. Uh, spring break continues here in

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<v Speaker 2>the Sunshine State locally either north of one hundred arrests

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<v Speaker 2>in Volusia this this week, and either're going to continue.

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<v Speaker 2>They're stepped up enforcement what through like Monday, I'm hearing Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>in other hotspots, let's go over to the southwest Florida

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<v Speaker 2>Coach Coast, the Fort Myers area, where a spring brawl

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<v Speaker 2>spring Break Brawl ended with a teen biting off some

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<v Speaker 2>dude's ear. That's pretty odd. I don't know, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a local Mike Tyson or something. He needs to go

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<v Speaker 2>to jail for that. I would wish that on my

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<v Speaker 2>worst enemy. Yes, we have the footage of that as well,

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<v Speaker 2>or earage in this case. Wow. Eighteen year old Jack

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<v Speaker 2>Turner arrested facing felony battery charges following the brawl that

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<v Speaker 2>took place on Fort Myers Beach this week. This happened

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<v Speaker 2>about five in the afternoon. Victim was not identified. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>but a good portion of the left ear had been

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<v Speaker 2>completely bitten off.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty impressed that they knew who Mike Tyson was.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, with that bro who cough that one up? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like a Mike local Mike Tyson type.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty impressive for a teen. Yeah, he's the kind

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<v Speaker 3>of guy to put on that yeah scream mask have

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<v Speaker 3>already and getting to getting it is spring break, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>all right? She was looking good to somebody's Okay, there

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<v Speaker 3>you go, let's go. There's a whole bunch of these

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<v Speaker 3>Uh oh my god, severed head, what really okay? Community leader?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh play the lady's voice from me yesterday? Gang Bang

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<v Speaker 3>all right, here comes the real counting. Here it comes

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<v Speaker 3>the whole counting. Gang Bang toes, teacher toes, teacher toes toes,

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<v Speaker 3>gang bang toes, gang bang, gang bang. Oh it's still going. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a little horse after the deaftone show last night,

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<v Speaker 3>great show, by the way, Uh, teacher toes, gang bang

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<v Speaker 3>toes toes. We're gonna tie go to the winner, dude

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<v Speaker 3>or tigers to the runner.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's the runner? Gang bang? Think you did run on

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<v Speaker 2>a train? Yes? With toes, we're gonna say the teacher

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<v Speaker 2>had toes. Thank you for your feedback, and uh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>they're still coming in. Headline of the week is always

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<v Speaker 2>a fun situation when we say