Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let chin tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But you're freaking idiots. All right, let's see what we
Speaker 2: got this time around.
Speaker 3: You've told me headline of the week. So I'm on
Speaker 3: the I'm on the edge of my seat and get
Speaker 3: to that one in a second. Wanted to update you
Speaker 3: all on a story that well, this's got a lot
Speaker 3: of attention. Remember the homeowners in Palm Coast who had
Speaker 3: a huge chunk of ice plummet from the sky and
Speaker 3: through their roof.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, the FAA, Federal Aviation Administration, has concluded their
Speaker 2: investigation into that incident. Uh oh, it's an idiotology. What's
Speaker 2: the story. The homeowners were notified that the large piece
Speaker 2: of ice that mysteriously fell from the skies onto and
Speaker 2: through the roof of their Palm Coast home did not
Speaker 2: come from a plane. Oh bo, that's the ideotology. Angle
Speaker 2: that blue ice.
Speaker 3: They came out of the sky six.
Speaker 2: Feet by three feet wide. I remember the hole they
Speaker 2: kept showing on the news. The FAA contacted airlines whose
Speaker 2: aircraft were operating in that area. When the incident occurred.
Speaker 2: Inspections of those aircraft did not find evidence of water
Speaker 2: leaks that could have caused ice to form on the
Speaker 2: outside of the aircraft. No further details were provided by
Speaker 2: the FAA.
Speaker 3: And what are these homeowners doing, because I mean, I
Speaker 3: think they were probably taken care of.
Speaker 2: Maybe well i'm the table. Well, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 2: sure they're they're homeowner's. Uh, conversation insurance was a interesting conversation.
Speaker 2: Oh god, but.
Speaker 3: Uh, it's funny ice crashing through a homeowner in a neighborhood.
Speaker 3: Ice is crashing everywhere right now, Yes, yes, neighborhood, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: six by three yeah, come from a plane.
Speaker 2: So there was it. But maybe a bird dropped it.
Speaker 2: How about this penguin? How about even flying? That's it.
Speaker 2: They don't just waddle, they fly.
Speaker 3: How about this fact, I don't know, You're on a
Speaker 3: plane hoping for a safe flight, and meanwhile on the
Speaker 3: wing there's a six foot by three foot block of ice.
Speaker 3: I'd be I'd be ditching that. And as for the airline,
Speaker 3: you know saying, oh, well, no, we were we were safe.
Speaker 3: Everything was good. There was nothing with us. Maybe it
Speaker 3: was rogue hail bowl crap. That's just like with Dave
Speaker 3: Matthews band when they dumped their their crapper over yeah
Speaker 3: for Chicago River onto a tour boat. Oh, we didn't
Speaker 3: do that. Instead of the fa it's like the r
Speaker 3: V world talking. He is saying, Okay, we have to
Speaker 3: do an investigation.
Speaker 2: Dude. Anybody in this area leak their entire s tank
Speaker 2: into the river. Not us. We were driving over. We
Speaker 2: didn't have any of our fine Listeners offered up an
Speaker 2: alternative theory as to how a six by three foot
Speaker 2: wide chunk of ice comes plumbing out of the sky
Speaker 2: and through Florida home's roof and not have it come
Speaker 2: from an airplane. Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Somebody said I've fallen through my parents roof too. Somebody
Speaker 3: else it's Joe Dirtz. Listen at two two five two six.
Speaker 3: Now that you put it out there, Pat, we are
Speaker 3: gonna have a million things. And I bet one of
Speaker 3: a million guesses from listeners, and I bet you one
Speaker 3: of them will be that it came from the the
Speaker 3: space station that Sonny and Butch were stuck on. I
Speaker 3: bet they bet it was there. It was that issue
Speaker 3: made it through the whole burn up and re entry
Speaker 3: and everything.
Speaker 2: You bet believe it? All right? Are you ready for?
Speaker 2: I believe this is a fourth candidate for headline of
Speaker 2: the week.
Speaker 3: If it's top fourth, it's definitely third. But I'm going
Speaker 3: to write it down consideration. We have the subject of
Speaker 3: this headline of the week's mugshot and the accompanying article
Speaker 3: conveniently linked on our Facebook page for visual reference purposes. Okay,
Speaker 3: teacher accused of gang bang with junior high students wearing
Speaker 3: scream masks.
Speaker 2: Of gang bang with junior High.
Speaker 3: I like the one part about it being called junior
Speaker 3: high still instead of middle school. Let's go old school
Speaker 3: there like we used to have. It was junior high
Speaker 3: students wearing scream masks.
Speaker 2: Teacher accused of gang bang with junior high students wearing
Speaker 2: scream masks. This in Indiana?
Speaker 3: Who was wearing the scream mask? All the kids are?
Speaker 3: That's the headline. Insinuates it was the kids the gang bangers.
Speaker 2: That way she could say she didn't know who it was. Okay,
Speaker 2: there's her mugshot, sands any makeup. You gotta keep that
Speaker 2: in mind.
Speaker 3: She's pretty hot, she's got some meth killing.
Speaker 2: And she's got to sad I've just been arrested and
Speaker 2: put out in front of the world to see look
Speaker 2: on her face. Yeah, but overall, would you say, now
Speaker 2: I have to explain how I was allegedly participating in
Speaker 2: a junior high school student gang bang with dudes wearing
Speaker 2: scream masks.
Speaker 3: So what would you say with her scale one to
Speaker 3: ten hot factor without take the judging out, because she
Speaker 3: is going through a hell sandwich right now.
Speaker 2: I'm probably six or seven. I guess seven. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking not that we're God's gift, no, no, but
Speaker 3: I'm thinking what she would be if she was dulled up, right,
Speaker 3: should be a solid nine yeah, yeah, yea. And that
Speaker 3: little sore right there that could be the scream mask
Speaker 3: bumping up against her face.
Speaker 2: All Right, we'll give the recap of the prior contenders
Speaker 2: so we can also ask the listeners for their feedback
Speaker 2: and crowning headline of the week.
Speaker 3: We're going to start on page one. Severed head. I'm
Speaker 3: just gonna summarize this. It's severed head of the king
Speaker 3: that showed up in an Irish rap concert whatever. That
Speaker 3: one's out because no, because there was one that.
Speaker 2: Was a statue head. Yeah, so if it was actually
Speaker 2: the King's head at the rap concert. That would be amazing.
Speaker 3: Yes, sure, woman who planned to sell human toes regurgitated
Speaker 3: by dogs.
Speaker 2: Busted. Yeah, okay, so that was the leader so far.
Speaker 3: I thought there was a third No, no, we're going
Speaker 3: third day in a row. X X con turned community
Speaker 3: leader arrested for having enough fentanyl to kill two hundred
Speaker 3: and seventy six thousand people. So right now you have
Speaker 3: the entanol. I think you'll agree because the listeners already did.
Speaker 2: The ex con who turned community activist and leader now
Speaker 2: back to uh, back to style a deal in fentanyl.
Speaker 3: Or do you go with the lady that was trying
Speaker 3: to sell regurgitated toes that were regurgitated from dogs that
Speaker 3: ate them off the human by the way, or today
Speaker 3: the Indiana teacher teacher accused of gang bang with junior
Speaker 3: high students wearing scream masks.
Speaker 2: Again, we're on that story on our Facebook page. Dude,
Speaker 2: I don't know which to go with the toes or
Speaker 2: the scream masks.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm I'm two two five to all that
Speaker 3: you need to do, because people are already texting it.
Speaker 3: Two two five two six Do you go, severed head?
Speaker 3: I think that's out right. Yeah, Yeah, that one's I
Speaker 3: think it was. It was strong to first kind of
Speaker 3: ease into it on Monday.
Speaker 2: It was great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for the first day of the week ahead. Okay,
Speaker 3: So do we go severed toes recurgitated dogs?
Speaker 2: Yes? Or do we get no?
Speaker 3: So I just need to know just two words, sever
Speaker 3: or just say toes or gang bang? Agree, Sure, I
Speaker 3: think that beats all others, dude, I mean that the
Speaker 3: one where he's got all that ventnyl it's a shame
Speaker 3: and and but it doesn't beat scream masks, gang bang
Speaker 3: or regurgitated toes from dogs that ate them off.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll give you the I'll give you the heads
Speaker 3: up when you're ready, all.
Speaker 2: Right, and let's move on to this last story while
Speaker 2: those votes come in. Uh, spring break continues here in
Speaker 2: the Sunshine State locally either north of one hundred arrests
Speaker 2: in Volusia this this week, and either're going to continue.
Speaker 2: They're stepped up enforcement what through like Monday, I'm hearing Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: in other hotspots, let's go over to the southwest Florida
Speaker 2: Coach Coast, the Fort Myers area, where a spring brawl
Speaker 2: spring Break Brawl ended with a teen biting off some
Speaker 2: dude's ear. That's pretty odd. I don't know, it's like
Speaker 2: a local Mike Tyson or something. He needs to go
Speaker 2: to jail for that. I would wish that on my
Speaker 2: worst enemy. Yes, we have the footage of that as well,
Speaker 2: or earage in this case. Wow. Eighteen year old Jack
Speaker 2: Turner arrested facing felony battery charges following the brawl that
Speaker 2: took place on Fort Myers Beach this week. This happened
Speaker 2: about five in the afternoon. Victim was not identified. Uh,
Speaker 2: but a good portion of the left ear had been
Speaker 2: completely bitten off.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty impressed that they knew who Mike Tyson was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, with that bro who cough that one up? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like a Mike local Mike Tyson type.
Speaker 3: That's pretty impressive for a teen. Yeah, he's the kind
Speaker 3: of guy to put on that yeah scream mask have
Speaker 3: already and getting to getting it is spring break, you know,
Speaker 3: all right? She was looking good to somebody's Okay, there
Speaker 3: you go, let's go. There's a whole bunch of these
Speaker 3: Uh oh my god, severed head, what really okay? Community leader?
Speaker 3: Uh play the lady's voice from me yesterday? Gang Bang
Speaker 3: all right, here comes the real counting. Here it comes
Speaker 3: the whole counting. Gang Bang toes, teacher toes, teacher toes toes,
Speaker 3: gang bang toes, gang bang, gang bang. Oh it's still going. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm a little horse after the deaftone show last night,
Speaker 3: great show, by the way, Uh, teacher toes, gang bang
Speaker 3: toes toes. We're gonna tie go to the winner, dude
Speaker 3: or tigers to the runner.
Speaker 2: Who's the runner? Gang bang? Think you did run on
Speaker 2: a train? Yes? With toes, we're gonna say the teacher
Speaker 2: had toes. Thank you for your feedback, and uh wow,
Speaker 2: they're still coming in. Headline of the week is always
Speaker 2: a fun situation when we say