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Speaker 1: Made decision. Oh, thanks Sunny Sun, I had a vision.

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Speaker 2: What it's nice.

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Speaker 1: Hey everybody, welcome to for crying out loud, for crying

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out loud, crying out loud, Happy Friday, everybody. What are

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you doing? I'm doing just well. Thanks? How are you

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doing stuff? You have some good stories?

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Speaker 3: Oh you got some stories? I got some I had

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a mystery to tell you guys about.

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Speaker 1: Oh I can't wait till not solved though, So you

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might not like it because there's no I haven't solved

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it case. Well maybe you can solve it. Has the

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case gone cold? Yeah, it's gone cold? Steaks just kidding.

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So what's the tell me the mystery? So okay, the mystery?

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All right, So muffin walking muffin walker. Now my uh,

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my daughter has a friend that likes to eat muffins

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around moble muffins, mobile muffins drop cry everywhere. And also

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she does the soccer thing with she walks in the

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house after her soccer practice and her cleats are caked

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with mud and she just walks in dries adam and

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saying that, ah Linette, I literally have that all over

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my kitchen floor. It's the worst. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, we already have Phil. We don't need the

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walking muffin and cleats. So anyway, it has really sort

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of this story has a little to do with but

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I don't know because.

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Speaker 1: It's a mystery.

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Speaker 3: So over the weekend, I get in the car to

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forget about the meeting that I was supposed to go

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to and to come here to stuff Christmas boxes. And

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it's Saturday morning. I get in, I put my purse

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next to me and I'm driving and then I reach

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in my purse to get chapstick or something, and I

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feel a box of cigarettes Marborough lights, already open and

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half smoke.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's like eight laughter or something in my purse.

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And You're like, who smoked my cigarettes? Who the fuck

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somebody owes me for a cigarette? Now? I was like,

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what what is this.

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Speaker 3: Doing in my purse and my purse? People know that

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kind of person I have. It's got that It's got

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a pocket that just snaps shut on the outside, right,

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which is why I like it, because you can grab

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your chapstick while you're driving and stuff really quick. And

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it's in that slot in that packet, And I'm going, okay,

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who how my purse is in the was in the

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living room. So then I'm thinking, Okay, I didn't go anywhere.

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The night before Friday night, I stayed home because we're

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moving and I have to pack and purge and do

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all this shit. And so all Friday and into the night,

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I was home, but the kids had friends over, so

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Walking Muffin came over, and then there was another girl

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with them, and then Sonny had a friend over, who

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I can't understand because I like the kid and I

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think he's a nice kid. Natalia had a rough go

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with him, but now Natalia likes him, so I can't.

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Speaker 1: Tell if this kid's a good kid. Back he's really nice,

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but you could Mobile Muffin was over too. M hm.

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Mobile Muffin was over. She's kind of trouble a little bit.

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I feel bad for her. I know that's how people

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think she did Thanksgiving. No, I probably not. I'll tell

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you what she did for Thanksgiving. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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she went to her Well, okay, we had Julie. Oh

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you know what happened the week before we had Julie. Yeah,

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we fast forwarded to our Thanksgiving. That's we talked about

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Thanksgiving as if we'd had Thanksgiving already. Yes, but we

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were just projecting into the future what Thanksgiving would be like, right,

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because we're good that way. Yeah, and you figured and

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you found out which what Mobile Muffins was doing, yes,

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which was her parents are divorced.

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Speaker 3: Fine, whatever, and then her her mom has a boyfriend

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old jealous but anyway, and so Olga says, what are

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you doing for Thanksgiving? Moble Muffin, And she says, I'm

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going to my sister's boyfriend's house.

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Speaker 1: Oh how old your sister? Fifteen? That story kills kills you.

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Oh now I's got a fucking a cardiac arrest, you know.

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Oh guys, she ain't down.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: That's like the worst part of that story is like

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the fifteen year old sister is the most stable one

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in the family. She's got the boyfriend that everyone's like, oh,

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we'll go there this year. You know what I'm saying.

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That's so true, Like that's been really sad when they're like,

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what's the fifteen what's our fifteen year old? Oh you

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got a boyfriend, let's all go to his house. Oh

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my god, I never thought that's terrible. I can't wait

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to told you that she's gonna love that. Oh my god,

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I know, I know, I feel bad. So how was

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her Thanksgiving? We know she got She's like, well, I'll

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tell you how my Thanksgiving was. I lost my fucking

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cigarettes list missus stole my cigarettes? You got a light?

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I can't smoke my cigarette in the dark. These cancer

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sticks aren't gonna smoke themselves. So yeah, she gave me.

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Do I have to blow to get a light around

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here for a cigarette? Excuse me? It's the stablest one

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as the sister, not even the boy. Oh god, all right, anyway,

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I don't go to hell for this. But so, so

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she was. So she's there, the boys there, and I'm

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driving into the work going what the hell? So I

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had to go see.

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Speaker 3: Adam at the new house that we're moving into and

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got I. When Adam is in the work mode of

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bill holding and construction, it's like you want to be

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as far away from him as possible.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And you can ask anybody in this building because

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he's just like, what's that doing here? What's that? Get

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that box out of here? What's going? How come? Why

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those have been the biggest stressors on your marriage? Oh

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my god, Well that's why. Knowing you as long as

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I've known you, hearing every story. That has always been

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the time that you're the most unhappy. Exactly, you guys

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are all stressed out. He's always like, we're not doing

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that anymore, mama, Exactly, you know what, We're not going

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to move We're this is our house.

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Speaker 3: He did it like a weird Yes, you're a thousand

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percent right, but he did like this weird like boomerang

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thing where he goes, you know, it's time now to

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build the dream house.

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Speaker 1: No, we could get a divorce and it's going to

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take three years and millions and millions of dollars. Or

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there's a house that just came to the market up

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the street that we could just buy and move in.

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Speaker 3: I was like, yes, done, done. He goes, Okay, they'll

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no arguing we just move into that house.

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Speaker 1: Okay. But also, though, can I ask a question, can

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we hire movers this time?

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Speaker 3: Or do I have to do everything with Robuh? But

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he's actually uh saying, let's hire a mover.

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Speaker 1: Wow. I know it's crazy, but they can't have a truck. Right.

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Speaker 3: You can just know this the guy actually transport it.

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They're gonna help us pack.

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Speaker 1: Call that jack Rabbit or task grab it or task

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grab it, yeah, goot a guy.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so uh so I go and I go see

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him and I said, Adam, did you put cigarettes in

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my purse? And he goes no, And I said, okay,

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what I said, there was a like a pack of

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cigarettes in my purse.

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Speaker 1: And he goes, well, who huh what? And I said, well,

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I don't know whose it is. It's not old does

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and old and I were home with four kids, five kids,

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two of them ares.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, it could maybe it's you know, the

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first person you think of is unfortunately the daughter and

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her friend. But I'm also thinking, well we'll hold on

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though the sonny's friend is a little on the fence.

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I can't get a read on him. The tidn't like.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out whose cigarettes are these?

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Speaker 3: And then I go, okay, it's got to be one

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of them, one of their friends. So we're gonna we're

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gonna lay it on front of them. I don't know,

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should we like do it one on, you know, just

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should we have them most idea and I'll tell you

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what we did.

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Speaker 1: Okay. My suggestion would be to wait till they're in college,

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wait till they drink of soda, okay, and then they

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leave the soda. Yeah, and then you pick up the

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can and then you have a DNA tested and then

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you do a fingerprint on the on the pack of cigarettes.

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You've been watching Dayline right too long. I was thinking that.

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I was thinking that, I like, you're digging out in

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their trash getting a DNA swap.

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Speaker 3: I I'm like, dumbfound it. Adam is just like what,

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I don't get it, and and so I don't. So

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then I said, so did we get them both in

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the room? Should we do it one at a time,

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like surprise attack, we'll know right away who's lying, blah

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blah blah. So the weekend we're pisso boers though, But

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what I wanted to do was have them suit at

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the table and then have pull out the cigarettes and

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go whose are these? And when you know, you surprise

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attack them like that one of them, you're going to

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be able to tell, like, right, m shit, I want

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to fucking kill that muffin eater. But then also though,

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why would they put it in my purse?

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Speaker 1: Though? Because they other maybe thought it was an Italia's

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purse where they thought it was I don't their purse

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for a second, really or somebody walked into the room

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and they were trying to hide them really fast. Maybe

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that's a good point. I don't know. But my purse.

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So then that morning before I left, Sonny says, can

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I go get my bag out of the car? I said, yes,

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my purse, my key.

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Speaker 3: Just take my purse because my purse has a key,

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and the key the thing unlocks with the purse, so

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they usually just pick up the purse up, they go

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to the car, they get the thing, they come back.

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the cigarette sitting out of mice. They're sticking out of

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my purse, so huh. So then all right, so weekend

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was busy and I kind of forgot about it. And

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then last night was Sunday night, and Adam is at

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football all day and I'm with the kids and they

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got sports up the ying ying, She's got her volleyball

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practice on us, and then he's got his basketball game.

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So then afterwards, I go, let's the three of us

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go to dinner. So we go out to dinner, and

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now Mama has a half glass of wine. Now I'm relaxed,

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and now I'm going talking about their friends and I go,

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you guys got some good friends now, like, you know,

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do any drugs or anything like that?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, I know, you know. And

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then I go, who smokes? I looked at both of

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them and they're like, huh any talking about smoke?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: I go, who smokes cigarettes? And they're like dad, because

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Adam does smoke cigarettes at night after they go to

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bed outside, not stupid, uh no, he smokes like those

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like in like you know, I don't know, the Indian kind,

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American spirits. Thank you. It's the worst. First of all,

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aren't kids vaping these days? That's so old school to

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be a cigarettes?

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: And so they all vape.

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Speaker 3: I thought, that's what I thought. So I I I

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come to.

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Speaker 1: Unless mobile muffins stole the cigarettes from.

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Speaker 3: Our parents or somebody sister, some trash somebody. Yeah, well

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so but I looked at both of them. They both

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were like no, I mean I could tell they didn't.

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It were somebody's okay, So what I'm thinking?

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Speaker 1: Do you smoke cigarette? Scalen? Who around here smokes? Smart?

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I do? Yeah? Well no, not Marborough's that's Dylan.

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Speaker 2: Dylan.

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Speaker 1: Dylan smokes Marbols.

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Speaker 4: Twenty sevens yeah, Marble twenty seven's.

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Speaker 3: They're his because they have to be. They had to be. First,

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I thought they were Robs who's over at the new

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house because I put my purse down over there.

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Speaker 1: What I was thinking is that somebody was cleaning up

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Speaker 4: Rob also smokes Marbo marble lights, So they're probably Robs.

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Sounds like because lands that's oh nobody around here.

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Speaker 1: They're not red, they're not reds. They're Marvel the marbles.

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They're silver or gold their gold. Oh yeah, that's Dyling.

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so which is weird. Yeah, well now, yeah, it's because

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the cigarettes are missing. It's because of Sonny and Italia

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are smoking them. So there it is, there you go,

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all right, you see I solved it. Yeah. I had

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a feeling, Thank you, Kaylin this one. It would have

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made a good episode of Unsolved Mysteries had Kaitlin not

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solved it. Yeah, it's true. Now I could go into

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cold case files. That's right, because they're solved. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Again, it doesn't seem like it would be Dylan because

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he has cut down up bunchs like I haven't seen

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him with his pack in weeks, and it's weird that

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it would be in your purse.

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Speaker 1: I don't see where is he? Is he here? He

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just left? God damn it, he left on purpose. He

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heard me starting to talk about the cigarettes.

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Speaker 3: I have to think that my purse got set down

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next to somebody's cigarettes, either at the new house with

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Rob or here, and maybe somebody was cleaning up and

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they thought and they just stuck because it was just

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stuck into my purse.

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Speaker 1: So it doesn't make sense that one of the kids

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would put them in your purse. M they wouldn't let

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you see them.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 1: I think they'd be vaping. I know, right, That's what

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I said. That's what they all do. I've literally not

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heard of a kid smoking a cigarette. They vape exactly.

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And then I was thinking, yeah, like that's their vices

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these days. Oh my god. Yeah, you would have smelled it.

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You would have smelled it on them, right right, I

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thinking That's what I was like, there's no way, what's worse.

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For forty eight hours, I thought it was one of them.

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If you had to pick a worst thing, would it

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be smoking or eating a muffin while walking in the house.

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I thought, you're gonna say it's a toss up. I

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gotta say. I mean, I mean they're they're kind of equal.

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It's like that's a that's a that's a parent's worst nightmare.

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I have to I don't know. What would you do?

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I don't know. I think i'd go with the smoking. No,

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what would you at least smoke? At least smoke you

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could kind of get out of your car seats those

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muffin crumbs. Man, I'm never coming out. You gotta get this.

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You're going to get that out. They get like goldrush.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, the worst it is. Yeah, So anyway,

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there you go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that was a good story mystery saw. But over

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forty eight hours, I thought my kids. I was mad.

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I was like that little who which one like? It

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couldn't be.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think it was Sunny or Italia, because they're

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not that stupid to put cigarettes into my perm.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't figure.

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Speaker 3: I thought it would have been one of their friends

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who brought it over to joke around and try it

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or something, and then panicked and shoved it in my purse.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. But it's funny though, when I think

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back to what I was trying and doing at that age.

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Oh my people did have cigaret I don't know, and

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hedges ultra lights.

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Speaker 3: That's we would smoke cigarettes outside of our middle school.

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And our health teacher in her station wagon sue because

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I went to the hippie school and we called our

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teachers by their first name.

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Speaker 1: Me too.

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Speaker 3: She drove by, and I'll never forget this. In the

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pouring rain and on Balboa the street gets flooded and

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we're standing outside smoking kids smoking my and she comes

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pulling up, and she pulls up hard and she just

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drenches all of us and she got, how about put

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your cigarettes out?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So wait, so that that was Valley Alternative? Was that?

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Was that your middle school and high school? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Suzanne went there for kindergarten through six through eighth through

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through middle school. Then she left and went to Cleveland

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High School.

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Speaker 1: Yeah humanities. Yeah, it's been around for it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, her older sister went there too, and then, uh,

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but I came for the dumb part of the year.

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I came from eighth grade through twelfth. That's when you

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know what. I just found out.

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Speaker 1: My best friend that I grew up with that was

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lived on my street passed away. Really, yeah, of what,

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she had knee cancer? What?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but her mother smoked, she was she's she's the

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house always smelled really, I mean like cigarette. I mean

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one she was a chain smoker. Then she started smoking

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and then you know, so I didn't but I didn't know.

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I had no idea she even had cancer anyway. But anyway, Yeah,

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we were talking about the Magnet school, hippie school.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, smoking outside, smoking in the bull's room, about like

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how at a young age I was doing stuff. I

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mean I was told you last time, I was drinking

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up a storm already by fourteen. Yeah, I know me too.

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It's just so interesting when I look at LB. She's

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so innocent. And I'm not saying like her mind is innocent.

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I'm just saying she's a very like Like I talked

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to her about so and so who's vaping, who got

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hot vaping? And she's just very like, oh, that causes

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cancer right now? Like why would I do that? Yeah,

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Sonny says that She's like, oh yeah, I asked her

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if there's kids smoking at her school, if they're vaping,

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like she knows, She's like, oh yeah, yeah, but only

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the bad kids. Yeah. I know, she only the bad kids.

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She goes the typical ones who are in trouble for everything,

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the ones that are getting bad grades, getting yelled at

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by the teachers, getting infractions, getting suspect, you know, detention.

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Those are the same ones that are also vaping. Right,

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there's a very hard demarcation between like, yeah, the good

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kids that care about their grades and you know, right,

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bad kids who don't give a shit about anything.

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Speaker 3: And yeah, there's always that same kid. There's this one

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older brother that's always getting in trouble and you just

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got expelled for fighting. They were telling me about got

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into a fight and actually punched the vice president.

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Speaker 1: What the vice principal and the vice principal, Yeah, should

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have punch the vice brother. Yeah, yeah, because he got.

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Speaker 3: In between them and he went and kids don't know

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how to fight. He just like swung his wrist and

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hit him in the face. Yeah, and he's expelled. But

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he vapes and blah blah blah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Not jew not a Jewish kid though, right. I

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couldn't imagine he would be. No, I know, it's uh,

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it's scary though to think. But the thing is is

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that they know now about the vaping, So now they

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like they're on the lookout for it that the school

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is and and kids are afraid, you know, of having it.

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But I was going to say something about Italia, so

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Sonny is like all about Sonny doesn't like to hang

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out with the kids that vape because I remember at

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a basketball game he was with his friends, but then

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he started sitting by himself and I said, why aren't

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you sitting with your other friends? Like those are your

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boys are over there?

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Speaker 3: But they were sitting with a group of the eighth graders,

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older boys, and he goes, those boys vape.

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Speaker 1: Oh I like that, you know, any part of that.

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I love that. Also, I feel like if we can

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keep the kids busy because LB's in like, you know,

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a hundred I know, you know what I was thinking.

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This is one of the things I wanted to tell

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Natalia and the thing I was thinking about because I

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have an app on my phone now that I downloaded,

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I can see where she is hint them but her

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and I can, you know, see the apps. I can

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read their texts even though I don't really want to,

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but I can. But I think, like I tell him, Ty,

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I go watch what you say on tech.

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Speaker 3: There was a girl the year before, one year older

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than her, who took a picture of herself popless and

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it went around the school and she was horribly depressed.

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She could not go to school. She wanted not to

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see anybody. It was very so I said, let that

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be a lesson. And then I said, and also because

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I know she talks on the phone with her boy

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that she loves, that she talks to all the fun,

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that they're just friends. But I said, well watch what

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you say on your text too, because his parents are

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probably reading them. So just you know, I don't want

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to be sitting in a basketball game and having you know,

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one of his parents come over to me and go,

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missus Corolla, can we talk.

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Speaker 1: About your daughter? You know, so you got to be

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you know, you gotta just say yeah, yeah, okay, I

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get it. What am I dom? Not stupid? Get out

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take Phil with you. That's what she says. Yeah, I know.

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I think you're doing the right thing though you're trying.

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I mean, that's good you have that app.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to for her because also I can

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control it and shut it down when I want to

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shut it down. I don't wonder if she can't be

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on the phone until all hours of the night and

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stuff like that. And I, you know, once I heard

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that she was on the phone at like twelve thirty

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given this poor kid grief.

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Speaker 1: You know. Did we talk about that on the shirt? Yeah,

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and she's like, why are you saying this? Why you

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don't know?

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Speaker 3: I just wanted to say to the poor kid, just

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hang up on her already Jesus. But I I had

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to because I just you gets the app called.

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Speaker 1: It's called are Packed, Oh you are Packed? Okay, pact

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and you just connect the phones to it.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of yeah, you got to have their passwords

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for Apple, I d they have Apple. And then also

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of course if they have a password to their phone

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or whatever you got, you need to have their phone

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so she knows she has it on her phone. But yeah,

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it was like highly recommended and that's good though.

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Speaker 1: That means that she knows whether you use it or not.

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She's going to be thinking about that. Yeah, h yeah,

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I worry about you know. It's interesting parenting, are you

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know at this day and age. I guess not to

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sound like a grandma back in my day, but but

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when I was a kid, yes I had kind of

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shitty parents, but but we did they even so, I

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just think that we parent a lot differently now that

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we are much more aware of what our kids are doing.

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We're much more sensitive to their feelings. In fact, I

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think we try to go We try to not stand

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in their way and not fix everything for them. And

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it's hard. It is, it's really hard to go how

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much of them testing and experimenting is them growing up

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and how much of it is something that we can

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stop them from doing or protect them, you know, because

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sometimes there's a part of me that's like, Okay, well,

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Lbie is not necessarily normal for the fact that, like,

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at some point she's going to have to grow up

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and not be such a goodie goodie, you know what

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I mean. But I just want to be I just

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want to her to feel like, here's the thing, I

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love her so much and I like being with her,

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and I'm hope that the day doesn't come too soon

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that she doesn't like being able to come to me.

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But then it puts you in a weird spot because

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you're like, I really enjoy I know that my kid

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loves me and feels like I'm fun to be around,

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and she can swear and we can like, you know,

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make funny jokes and we can that I'm cool, right,

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but then I don't want to be cool mom from

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me and girls that's like hi girl, yeah you do

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some cocktails drink here so that you need to drink

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your house. Like there's a happy medium. There is a

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happy medium. But I just feel like we as parents

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have to check ourselves because before we wreck ourselves, you know, well,

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I know, you know what's funny is that like Sonny

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and I have that more like Natalia is in that

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preteen like okay, but she still actually does have the

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thing where when her friends are like, she everything's cringey,

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you know whatever, But when her friends come over, she'll go, mom,

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do that dance that from the Fortnite you know, like

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they she oh. And then one of our friends go,

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I like your Instagram page, missus Corolla. I was like,

470
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oh no, really, fuck, I am an alcohol business, Like

471
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,200
what did I say on it? Now? I gotta watch

472
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,160
everything I say.

473
00:25:11,599 --> 00:25:15,319
Speaker 3: But anyway, so she used to got that preteeny kind

474
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:19,640
of like get out, take fill with you, but Sonny

475
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,200
doesn't really have that. So and Sonny and I hang

476
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,960
We are together a lot because I'm taking him everywhere

477
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,880
around the Globe for basketball. But there's a point sometimes

478
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:30,880
where he wants to be with his friends. On a

479
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,559
Friday night or a Saturday night, he wants to go

480
00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:33,160
spend the night.

481
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:35,559
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I thought we were gonna watch like

482
00:25:35,599 --> 00:25:39,720
Modern Family tonight, Sonny. I thought we was friends. I know,

483
00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:44,319
I thought we was friends. That's how I.

484
00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:47,039
Speaker 3: Feel like it's we I go, oh God, and I

485
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:49,440
gotta think to my I gotta get yes. I gotta

486
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,680
stop myself because I think, oh god, I don't want

487
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,359
to be that mom.

488
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,240
Speaker 1: I know. I totally relate, though, Oh I do that

489
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,480
with Elbe sometimes Sometimes Elbie wants to have like two

490
00:25:59,759 --> 00:26:03,319
back and yeah, She'll be like, oh and it's whoever,

491
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,640
Like she's kind of a hoe about it. It's the

492
00:26:05,759 --> 00:26:08,960
last whoever asks or Whoever's like, hey want to come over?

493
00:26:09,039 --> 00:26:11,720
Some people are coming over. She's like, yeah, Mom, do

494
00:26:11,759 --> 00:26:13,960
we have any plans? And I'm like, huh, oh, we didn't.

495
00:26:14,079 --> 00:26:17,319
But that makes so I know. That's how I feel.

496
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,279
That we're just gonna stay home and watch a movie.

497
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,559
That's how I want to see Me and girls. We

498
00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,519
haven't seen it in a few weeks. Who else am

499
00:26:24,559 --> 00:26:26,160
I going to talk to a round the house. I

500
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,480
don't watch whatever Pitch Perfect one, two or three out

501
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,160
of here do you want to watch? Have you guys

502
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:35,759
seen the Jerk? Because there's something like, and I love

503
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:39,599
Sadie and I love Xander. Obviously there's a different as

504
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:43,519
much as Shelby. Yeah, no, I'm just kidding, but yeah,

505
00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:45,880
it's a little you know what it is too those

506
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,599
two have each other. Oh yeah, and and I love

507
00:26:49,799 --> 00:26:52,119
like I have to come up with more stuff to

508
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,559
do just with Sadie because I really do like being

509
00:26:55,599 --> 00:26:58,400
around Sadie. But here's the total truth of the matter.

510
00:26:58,839 --> 00:27:02,359
Sadie is quieter and Albie yeah, like she's super fun

511
00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:06,680
and she's great and I'm obsessed with her too. But

512
00:27:06,839 --> 00:27:10,279
Elbe's like very chatty, and Alb's like I'll pick Alb

513
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,279
up from school, I'll pick Sadian and Xander up from school,

514
00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:14,720
and then I'll be like, so, what happened today? Like

515
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,119
did you get in any arguments with people? Like you?

516
00:27:17,599 --> 00:27:19,519
Like I want to have a little podcast, you know,

517
00:27:20,079 --> 00:27:22,039
like did you have any fights with people? Did anybody

518
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:22,599
annoy you?

519
00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,559
Speaker 3: Like I go, oh gosh, so I heard about what happened,

520
00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:28,400
Tell me about tell me what happened? And they're like,

521
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,079
what what happened? I go, you know, come on, tell me,

522
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:32,559
like shut up?

523
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. But so both of them will be like well,

524
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,599
and then it'll be not the fun kind of gossip

525
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:43,559
like we do. It'll be the bad kind where they're like, well,

526
00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:46,799
when I was doing math, it was really boring and

527
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,359
you know, uh, dont me kick my chair? Yeah, Timmy

528
00:27:51,759 --> 00:27:54,960
was like sitting at my table and he was just

529
00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:57,240
making a lot of noises and I didn't like that,

530
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,119
but I can't tell the teacher because she'll just say, like,

531
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,759
just tell him to stop, but he doesn't, and I'm

532
00:28:02,799 --> 00:28:05,599
like I'm gonna freaking kill myself right now. This is

533
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,039
not what I had in mind about it, right, But

534
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,599
I'm like, no, but was somebody like did anybody get

535
00:28:10,599 --> 00:28:14,400
in an argument on the field, like you know, yeah whatever?

536
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,000
Did a mom? Like, did any moms get into it? Like?

537
00:28:17,039 --> 00:28:20,000
Were there any volunteer like right, you know, got any

538
00:28:20,079 --> 00:28:24,079
juice about the principal something? Yeah? Well no, nothing like that.

539
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,319
I'm like all right, But then Elbie will get in

540
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,119
the car and I'll be like, spill the tea girl,

541
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,039
and then she'll have some great store like there'll be

542
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,119
something she knows what I like to hear about. And

543
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:36,279
she'll be like, okay, she can read the room, yes,

544
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,240
And I'm like, see it's entertaining, like I like when

545
00:28:40,279 --> 00:28:42,079
I pick her up. Or she'll just be like she's

546
00:28:42,119 --> 00:28:45,240
just funny. She'll just be like, mom, oh, she said

547
00:28:46,279 --> 00:28:50,920
that's some guy at school. I can't remember, but something

548
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:55,680
about oh like she likes. She's like, oh, mom, this

549
00:28:55,799 --> 00:28:58,119
was funny. She goes, Me and my friend were at

550
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,279
the mall and she goes in. This gay guy in

551
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:03,519
the work at the store. She was telling me it

552
00:29:03,559 --> 00:29:05,640
was pack Son. She goes, me and my friend were

553
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,359
shopping at pack Son and we tried and my friend

554
00:29:09,319 --> 00:29:12,400
I'll call her, you know, Delia. She goes, Delia tried

555
00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:14,759
on this top and she goes in. This gay guy

556
00:29:14,759 --> 00:29:16,920
who worked there walked by and he was like what.

557
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:22,160
He goes, what sis? He goes, Sis, that your body

558
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,839
looks snatched or whatever. It was just really funny the

559
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,640
way she said it. She goes, Oh my god, mom,

560
00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,000
it was so funny. We were laughing so hard. It

561
00:29:29,079 --> 00:29:31,559
was amazing. And then she just repeated it for me

562
00:29:31,599 --> 00:29:34,880
three times. I get it right right, right, hey sis,

563
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:39,400
and makes you look snatched? Or whatever. And I was like,

564
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,079
that is like the tidbit I'm talking about right, Like

565
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,720
it's a fun story. It had a voice, right, it

566
00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:48,039
had an impression in it. It showed me her personality

567
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:50,440
with her sense of humor. Is I'm like, why can't

568
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,119
your sister and brother do that? That's all I ask?

569
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:55,160
Just like an impression of a gay guy that works

570
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,119
at pacsun Is that that's all I ask? That's funny.

571
00:29:58,279 --> 00:30:01,799
You know what's funny is that, Hey, sister, there's that.

572
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 3: Remember I told you Natalia did a report on somebody

573
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,599
whoever she wanted to meet, dead or alive. And it

574
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,440
was the report on a YouTube star that did make

575
00:30:11,519 --> 00:30:13,839
up a guy that did make up the guy I

576
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,279
can't think of his name, but he starts every show,

577
00:30:17,319 --> 00:30:19,359
every YouTube with high Sisters.

578
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: I'm sure people know, maybe they do or don't, but

579
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,359
every High Sisters.

580
00:30:24,799 --> 00:30:27,839
Speaker 3: So when I say that to Natalia, she'll I don't know,

581
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,000
maybe that, but I say that, and she'll say, mom,

582
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:32,039
say it again, and then she tries to record it

583
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,799
for her friend. But yeah, that's I know, it's nice

584
00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:38,880
to have that. I was like, you gotta have one

585
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,480
fun kid. Well, you know, it's like boring, like what

586
00:30:42,519 --> 00:30:43,799
are we gonna?

587
00:30:44,119 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: I was, I was saying, who was I just saying

588
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:50,759
this to Oh, I was at lunch today, was and

589
00:30:50,839 --> 00:30:53,480
I was saying with Robin with a friend of mine

590
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:57,279
who's single, and she was saying, the holidays really suck

591
00:30:57,319 --> 00:30:59,720
when you're singles. She goes, when you're you know, young

592
00:30:59,839 --> 00:31:03,480
and single, because like everybody's Instagram is full of like, oh,

593
00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:07,359
here's my boyfriend getting a tree or whatever. You know,

594
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:10,359
here's my boyfriend like with a puppy dog or whatever.

595
00:31:10,559 --> 00:31:12,720
Like here's me and my boyfriend. And I go, well,

596
00:31:12,799 --> 00:31:15,599
just wait, I go when you're married, the guye part

597
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,480
goes away and it's just all your kids, Like I go,

598
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,079
who cares about the husband?

599
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 2: Myself?

600
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,119
Speaker 1: Lug and the Christmas tree? Yeah, but it's like here's

601
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,279
my kids just got their haircut. Here's us at the mall.

602
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,000
Like there's that the husband takes the back seat right

603
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,160
right right. I don't know, it's like you've been with

604
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,680
them a long time. You're not gonna be like, oh

605
00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,720
my god, it was John, we're some kids together. No,

606
00:31:37,839 --> 00:31:41,200
it's like here's my fucking awesome kid right exactly. And

607
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,799
then your boyfriend's and my kids the Starbucks.

608
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:48,319
Speaker 3: Yes, at Starbucks. I was thinking, why do kids love Starbucks?

609
00:31:48,319 --> 00:31:50,799
So my kids love Starbucks and your kids do too.

610
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. They all love it. They get each

611
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:55,440
other's Starbucks gift card. No, what's to do? Like they

612
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,519
get excited when they get a Starbucks gift card. I

613
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,359
know they love coffee. I know they don't eat, they

614
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,680
drink the tea or whatever. I don't know. Italian likes

615
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:08,400
the brand, but kids are obsessed with Starbucks. Yeah, so

616
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:16,400
what else? Steph Okay, So Sadie is like my more

617
00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:19,839
daring child. Elbie will tell you that she's like a

618
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,640
basic bitch. We've talked about that. She's like, Mom, I'm

619
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,559
really basic. I'm not quirking. You don't send me to

620
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,359
schroll quirky people. Like, it's just not me. Like, I

621
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,559
want to be the same as everyone else, maybe a

622
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,960
little bit different. I don't want to stand out too much.

623
00:32:32,079 --> 00:32:33,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, it's not going to get the pink

624
00:32:33,920 --> 00:32:35,200
shaved hair on the side.

625
00:32:35,279 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: She's like, if everybody's getting their clothes from pacsun count

626
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,119
me in. That's where I want to show for everybody's

627
00:32:42,119 --> 00:32:44,400
going to Starbucks, That's where I'm going yeah, you know,

628
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,960
just the same drink as everybody gets you, maybe a

629
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,160
little extra whipped cream. I don't know, I'm a little crazy.

630
00:32:50,119 --> 00:32:53,000
She's just a go getter, a b part of everything.

631
00:32:53,079 --> 00:32:56,880
It all sounds good. Sadie is not, and I'm really

632
00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:00,559
kind of learning to love it. Like I got admire

633
00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:03,839
the girl. Oh absolutely, Like at five she was, I

634
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,880
was reminding her because okay, so this what this leads

635
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,559
me to is so Sadie has for a while now

636
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,079
been shaving the side of her head, right, and then

637
00:33:13,119 --> 00:33:15,000
she the last thing she did was shave the other

638
00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:17,200
side of her head, so she had two sides that

639
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:20,440
were shaved down and then long on top. Okay, but

640
00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:24,599
the hairs it was like a very wide mohawk, right,

641
00:33:25,119 --> 00:33:28,079
but the hair would cover the shave part unless she

642
00:33:28,119 --> 00:33:29,720
wanted to show it off. Then she would like put

643
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:32,799
in a ponytail or whatever. And of course at first

644
00:33:32,799 --> 00:33:36,640
I was like, really, just shave both sides, Like don't

645
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,839
you want to be more like Lbie?

646
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:38,880
Speaker 2: No?

647
00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh, that looks cute. Yeah.

648
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:43,200
I don't know where she gets her ideas, yeah, but

649
00:33:43,279 --> 00:33:45,319
she's the one who at five was like I want

650
00:33:45,319 --> 00:33:47,759
to I want to do pink hair right, okay is

651
00:33:47,799 --> 00:33:50,359
her hair? What color is her hair now? Right now?

652
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:54,039
It's like platinum blonde because I've I've pulled all the

653
00:33:54,079 --> 00:33:56,559
color out of her hair. You do it. I do

654
00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:59,440
it myself because otherwise it would be too expensive because

655
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,400
she's always wanting to do her hair change it. Okay, yeah,

656
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:05,240
so I the first time I did it, it costs

657
00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:07,599
so much money that the next time I was like, okay,

658
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,719
well how about I just buy some bleach and bleach

659
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:15,119
your hair. So she was like, all right, so here's

660
00:34:15,159 --> 00:34:19,559
what her hair color looks like right now? Her hair short.

661
00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,719
I love that. Yeah, she Marilyn Monroe. I know, she's

662
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:26,440
very cute and so and I love it when it's

663
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:28,960
just super blonde. At first, I was like, why is

664
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,440
she trying to look so sexy? But where are you?

665
00:34:31,519 --> 00:34:35,960
Like in the you guys look like Floyd Booth, like Floyd's.

666
00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:38,800
Oh it's a barber shop. Okay, yeah, but look that's

667
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,119
like the back of it. It's so cute. She's just

668
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:45,960
very okay. So she just announces, you know, and I

669
00:34:46,039 --> 00:34:48,239
want to have my hair short, like a pixie cut.

670
00:34:49,079 --> 00:34:53,239
And I was like, uh, okay, are you sure? But

671
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:56,360
then I remember when she was but that's like her hair.

672
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,400
She got this really cute cut. That's really cute.

673
00:34:59,519 --> 00:35:01,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, I I wish I could do my hair like

674
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:05,159
that where it's cut it's like a it's very short

675
00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:07,960
in the back, but it's long and it's shaggy and

676
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,159
around the top and around it not like.

677
00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 1: Past her jawline. No I know, right, but she's very pitch.

678
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,880
She's just like super cool as a cucumber. She's like, yeah,

679
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:17,639
I want to cut it short. So I take her

680
00:35:17,639 --> 00:35:23,320
to Floyd's and we had this haircutter, her name is Audily,

681
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,639
and she was just like the cutest, most fun hairdresser.

682
00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:31,199
They have fun young people there. Y. I just love her.

683
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:35,920
And so so anyway, Elbe was like, well, I want

684
00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:38,480
to do something with my hair, which I was so

685
00:35:38,559 --> 00:35:40,760
excited for her because she never wants to do anything

686
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:44,599
with her hair. Right. So she's like, now here's the

687
00:35:44,639 --> 00:35:48,239
thing I'm constantly spending money on, like Sadie's hair, right

688
00:35:48,320 --> 00:35:50,679
because she's always doing stuff. Now Elby will just let

689
00:35:50,679 --> 00:35:53,000
it she I haven't really even paid for a haircut

690
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:53,920
for her in a long time.

691
00:35:54,079 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, how much does it cost to get your hair?

692
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,719
Like if you wanted to change the collar. It's freaking

693
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:02,679
a lot of money.

694
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:05,880
Speaker 1: This is why I always do the bleaching myself for Sadie.

695
00:36:06,079 --> 00:36:07,800
But it's still you pay for the bleach. I do

696
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,880
it myself, and then I put I buy colors and

697
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,920
I put it in her hair, okay, and she doesn't

698
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,960
need it to be really specific. It's not like doing highlights. Yeah,

699
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:18,599
when you say bleach, I think white, but it's not.

700
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:22,280
It's just it's well, it's yeah, lightens it. You just

701
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,960
have to be careful that you don't turn it orange accident.

702
00:36:25,079 --> 00:36:27,280
If you do, then you have to keep going until

703
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,000
it's like really white. And I just do as much

704
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,400
of it as I can. But then I put color

705
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,000
in it, which blends it all in so it doesn't

706
00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:37,960
just look like I fried her hair, right, right, but

707
00:36:38,039 --> 00:36:41,079
it looks good whatever. The point is that, but I'm

708
00:36:41,079 --> 00:36:44,760
not good at doing like real highlights. I'm not like

709
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,960
a freaking hairstylist, right. So the thing is, though, it's

710
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,920
a freaking crazy expensive. So then Elbie gets it in

711
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,599
her mind. She's like, I want to do my hair,

712
00:36:53,639 --> 00:36:55,639
and then she shows me a picture and it's full

713
00:36:55,639 --> 00:36:59,760
of highlights. And I was like okay. Well, so then

714
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:03,400
I bring her to Floyd's when Sadie got her hair cut,

715
00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,920
and I had the hairdresser give her give us a consultation,

716
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,440
like tell us how much it's going to be, and

717
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:11,079
it was like going to be two hundred bucks? What yeah,

718
00:37:11,119 --> 00:37:13,920
to do? But because it was like two different processes

719
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,159
to do the kind of highlight she wanted. You have

720
00:37:16,199 --> 00:37:18,800
to pull the hair out, color out. Then in some

721
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,920
of it you have to put color in like for

722
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,719
her high for her to make it look highlighted. Yeah, okay, yeah,

723
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:27,239
well but then at that point she was super excited.

724
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,519
Then she was like, well, I'm going to do it

725
00:37:28,559 --> 00:37:31,000
for you for one hundred and fifty. Oh that's nice.

726
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,079
But that's like that was kind of what was allying.

727
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:38,199
Speaker 3: It looks really cute. It's highlighted. Yeah, it's highlighted all

728
00:37:38,199 --> 00:37:40,199
the way through it. But I could not believe it

729
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:43,480
was three hours. Oh I know, it takes a long time. Yeah,

730
00:37:43,559 --> 00:37:45,760
And it was like and.

731
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:48,199
Speaker 1: Then of course I was like, I don't think I

732
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:51,159
want to spend that much money on your hair. I mean,

733
00:37:51,199 --> 00:37:54,079
you're fourteen. But then I had to go all right,

734
00:37:54,199 --> 00:37:56,519
let me think if I amortize out all the times

735
00:37:56,519 --> 00:37:59,159
that I haven't had to do anything to her hair

736
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,159
ever for like a few years, she was just growing

737
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:04,039
it out. She let me trim at a tiny bit,

738
00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:06,400
you know, and I was like, I spend money on

739
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,280
my hair. Well, I mean it felt bad.

740
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:11,000
Speaker 3: The thing is is that it was like, it's not

741
00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:12,920
like she's got gray roots where you got to take

742
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,480
her every four to six weeks. You know, I don't

743
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,679
get to like she might even just not want to

744
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:19,519
continue and.

745
00:38:19,519 --> 00:38:22,079
Speaker 1: Keep it up. I don't know, but I guess I'm

746
00:38:22,119 --> 00:38:25,239
just saying that, like you start to think about it

747
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:29,119
and go, like, when I was a kid, could you

748
00:38:29,519 --> 00:38:32,719
I'm spending any money on my hair, let alone my

749
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,320
hair got cut by first of all, my mom cut

750
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,519
my hair herself until I was it's like sixth grade.

751
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,920
And in the sixth grade I cried so hard because

752
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,760
I was like I was the only kid who didn't

753
00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,519
have a professional haircut. So she brought me to like

754
00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:48,679
a friend's house, like somebody who cut hair out of

755
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:51,480
their house. That was like sit on a milk crate, Yeah,

756
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:52,800
I get hair. It was not like she had a

757
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,360
studio in her house. It was like, you know, she

758
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,840
was drunk on gin smoking a cigarette and like, sure,

759
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,000
I'll cut your hair. And it was supposed to be

760
00:39:00,159 --> 00:39:03,480
a Dorothy Hamil but it looked terrible, you know. So

761
00:39:03,559 --> 00:39:06,320
I have bad memories, so I've always brought my kids

762
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,840
to salons. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm not You're not

763
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,960
gonna have to relive my past.

764
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:16,519
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, Well oldest daughter cuts kids here, right, Oh,

765
00:39:16,679 --> 00:39:18,199
she cuts their hair.

766
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: Although I've cut Sonny's hair.

767
00:39:19,599 --> 00:39:21,119
Speaker 3: A couple of times, and I think I did a

768
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:25,000
pretty damn good job. It's easy for boys, just you know.

769
00:39:25,519 --> 00:39:28,599
But when I was a kid, I had the afro,

770
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,760
I had the jew frow that.

771
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: Nobody knew what to do with. And there was no

772
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:37,280
you know, there was no straightening, there's no anything nothing.

773
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:41,199
Speaker 3: I went to Tisha Calhoun's house and she, you know,

774
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,920
I ironed it. I ironed it and put the like chemicals

775
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:46,440
that her mom had in it, and I smelled like

776
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,559
that chemical for and my hair just got worse and worse.

777
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,320
And finally, because my dad put me in showbiz and

778
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,079
wanted me to, you know, go on auditions, he was like,

779
00:39:57,159 --> 00:39:58,519
I have you looking like this?

780
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: So he took me. Remember, there was a chain of

781
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:06,519
them great expectations. I remember great expectations. Yeah, oh wait,

782
00:40:06,519 --> 00:40:12,480
maybe I'm thinking of the dating website. Okay, I think

783
00:40:12,519 --> 00:40:16,639
that's what it was. And I remember leaving there thinking,

784
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,599
oh my god, this is a dream. I was like

785
00:40:20,639 --> 00:40:23,880
in seventh grade. They blew dry my hair so it

786
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,320
was like smooth and everything. I was like, oh my god.

787
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 3: And I remember everybody going, you look like a young

788
00:40:30,039 --> 00:40:32,199
Valerie Burtinelli, and I was like, and I loved one

789
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,760
day at a time, I was just like, ugh.

790
00:40:34,159 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 1: And then I'll never forget.

791
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 3: When I washed it and tried to do it myself,

792
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:42,400
it was the best day of my life. And then

793
00:40:42,519 --> 00:40:44,519
five days later it was the worst fucking day of

794
00:40:44,559 --> 00:40:48,199
my eye cried, could not stop crying. I go, I can't,

795
00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:51,159
and I like blamed it on them for some reason.

796
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,280
Speaker 1: Like they screwed up my hair. They did it nice,

797
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,920
but now I can't do it because it's all I

798
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,079
looked like Darth Vader, like I looked like Roseanne, Rosanna

799
00:40:59,079 --> 00:41:01,360
and Dana right. It was just like because they probably

800
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,639
put some layers in it, they did just make it,

801
00:41:03,679 --> 00:41:05,840
which you can't not with curly hair unless you're gonna

802
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,039
blow it dry, unless you're gonna have it blown out professionally.

803
00:41:08,079 --> 00:41:11,079
Now you can't do it yourself. No, I know, trust me,

804
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:14,760
because no matter what, unless you're really taking piece by

805
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,599
piece and doing it, parts of it are gonna wave

806
00:41:17,639 --> 00:41:19,599
out and kind of frizze out, and then it's gonna

807
00:41:19,599 --> 00:41:21,920
make the whole thing like a crisp fucking mess.

808
00:41:22,159 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 3: And by the way, there was no like roll brushes

809
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,719
back then. It was always Vent brushes.

810
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:28,519
Speaker 1: Everybody had a Vent brush or a comb in their

811
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:30,760
back box, but it was a Vent brush, and everyone's like,

812
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,480
this is the brush you need. You're gonna need a

813
00:41:33,599 --> 00:41:36,239
Vent brush. Like fuck, no, I'm gonna need a fucking

814
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:39,800
new head because I can't blow dry my own hair

815
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:43,079
like it was. My hair was always bad, my whole entirely.

816
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,599
And then I thought one time, oh, I'll cut it

817
00:41:45,679 --> 00:41:49,159
short and maybe then that'll fix the problem. And that's

818
00:41:49,199 --> 00:41:52,280
even worse. That's even worse. Oh yeah, I tried to

819
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,119
do the cut from the from Natalie Portman when she

820
00:41:55,159 --> 00:41:57,880
was in the professional Yeah. So she had that little

821
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,159
she had that lot of an a line bob that

822
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,280
was very severe that went to her chin, and then

823
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,119
she had like the bangs. No, because you don't know

824
00:42:06,159 --> 00:42:11,559
because my hair is very it's it's it's I have

825
00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:13,760
to straight I use a straightening ron now, But at

826
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:15,960
the time my hair was even more like kind of

827
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,119
frizzy weight. It was weight. Did it expand? Oh yeah,

828
00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:21,800
so I looked like I just had a mushroom on

829
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,760
top of my head. I mean it was one of

830
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,440
the worst haircuts I've ever had. It was appalling, And

831
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,639
I remember when they first did it, it looked like okay,

832
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:33,519
but it was a little too full. Even when they'd

833
00:42:33,519 --> 00:42:35,559
blown it dry and tried to make it look like that,

834
00:42:35,679 --> 00:42:38,199
it was like the bangs were a little bit curling

835
00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:41,079
out that much, and the hair was a little too

836
00:42:41,119 --> 00:42:43,719
far away from the sides of my head. But I

837
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,880
was like, and you know when even when they've done

838
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,239
it and it starts starts to take a life of

839
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,480
its own, like a couple hours later, it's just starting

840
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,840
to make an escape from my head, and I was like,

841
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:58,239
this is a a line. Yeah, oh yeah. But the

842
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:00,199
first time I washed it, I had the same thing,

843
00:43:00,199 --> 00:43:04,079
and I was like, that was done at Fantastic Sam's too.

844
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,519
I think I told you this story. It was years

845
00:43:06,519 --> 00:43:10,800
ago because the guy was like had been somebody was

846
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,519
on the air at k Rock. His name was like

847
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,000
a Mirror or something. I can't remember, but I remember

848
00:43:17,079 --> 00:43:20,000
going in there and he started telling me that he

849
00:43:20,039 --> 00:43:23,000
worked k Rock. He was like, but but he also

850
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:27,920
worked at Fantastic, saying yes, yes, because he'd like, oh,

851
00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:30,719
was he like an intern or something? But he got

852
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:35,159
on Omar, Oh it was an Omar. Maybe this was

853
00:43:35,199 --> 00:43:38,679
like an older guy, like middle Eastern guy. Was it

854
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,920
the Armenian comedian And yes, the Armenian comedian. Yes, oh

855
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:47,159
my god, yes, he cuts hair at Fantastic.

856
00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:49,800
Speaker 3: He was like a whack packed person. He's a real

857
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,280
person that cut hair. And then like somebody discovered him

858
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:53,320
and with that he was funny.

859
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:58,079
Speaker 1: And the Armenian comedian gave me the mushroom cut. Oh no, yes,

860
00:43:58,119 --> 00:44:00,599
oh my god. Yeah, but talk my you're off about

861
00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:05,239
being the Armenian comedian. Yeah, true Storyry. So I have

862
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:09,360
all this trauma hair trauma. So I guess I feel

863
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,719
like there's this one part of my brain that goes,

864
00:44:13,159 --> 00:44:15,079
am I the kind of person who has a fourteen

865
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:18,760
year old daughter with highlights and an iPhone X. But

866
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,880
on the other hand, like, what's what like then, am

867
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,679
I the kind of person that's like no, you will

868
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,880
not have highlights in your hair. I don't care how

869
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:29,159
bad you want them. Because we found a way to

870
00:44:29,159 --> 00:44:31,079
get highlights when we were that age, and it was

871
00:44:31,159 --> 00:44:36,639
called qt qt No. Yeah, son in son inn in.

872
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,559
Qt was the Orangish self tanner stuff, right. Son In

873
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,159
was the spray you put in your hair and it

874
00:44:42,199 --> 00:44:45,360
turned your which was basically like lemon juice. Yes, exactly.

875
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,000
You hope that the sun would do the rest of

876
00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:48,960
the job, right, it didn't. You think your hair is

877
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,599
going to turn out like fairy faucet right or jacqueliness

878
00:44:52,599 --> 00:44:55,039
the perfect light, you know, and fuck no, it turns

879
00:44:55,079 --> 00:44:58,880
into dentist the menace. Yes, orange orange, Oh my god.

880
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,239
That's the best case scenari A worst case scenario is

881
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,599
you buy the sun in with your allowance and it does.

882
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:08,079
Speaker 3: Nothing, does nothing nothing. I have a ton of hair trauma.

883
00:45:08,119 --> 00:45:12,199
Like my whole wife, Suzanne always says like like, I

884
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,400
don't know what happened to you, but you got lucky

885
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:17,280
as you got older. I don't know IF's hormones or something.

886
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:21,360
My hair calmed down. Also, my roll brushes came into

887
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,639
the picture. And also you know, the right kind of

888
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,119
hair treatments came into the picture. Wendy my sister in

889
00:45:28,199 --> 00:45:30,360
lawnch When I first met her, she's ten years older.

890
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,079
She has the same hair. She taught me how to

891
00:45:33,159 --> 00:45:35,039
blow dry my hair straight. She was like, oh you

892
00:45:35,159 --> 00:45:38,239
poor dear, who nobody's helping you with that fucking head.

893
00:45:38,639 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: Let me show you what to do. Like she got

894
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,119
hot tools, had like that, the blow dryers with the comb,

895
00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:48,320
with the right attachable brush, comb whatever, and it had

896
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,440
the comb and she's like, you use it, and I

897
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:51,559
was like I had to.

898
00:45:51,599 --> 00:45:54,639
Speaker 3: I was like, what if this thing overheats and it dies,

899
00:45:54,679 --> 00:45:55,800
and then what am I going to do?

900
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,199
Speaker 1: I don't know how do I find this?

901
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 3: And she's like, you can get it at a beauty

902
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:03,079
supply store. And I for years would do that, and then,

903
00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:06,400
you know, then I got older, and then the Brazilian

904
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,480
blowout came on the scene, and then by.

905
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: Then my hair just started naturally getting the hair. My

906
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:14,239
hair is basically all right, bitch, we got it, and

907
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,480
you want to be straight. It's gonna you know. It changed,

908
00:46:17,199 --> 00:46:19,760
but it didn't change that much. Mine air is still

909
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:21,639
not great. Hell, I gotta be honest with you. I

910
00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:23,239
need to write. I have to. I've stuck with the

911
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,960
same hairdresser for years because if I find someone who

912
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,679
can cut my hair and make it look cute, and

913
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,320
I just stay with them. Now, if you do one

914
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,920
wrong thing with my hair, it does its own. It

915
00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,159
just has a mind of its own. It has weird

916
00:46:35,199 --> 00:46:38,960
waves in weird places that are not attractive, wavinginess. It's

917
00:46:39,039 --> 00:46:41,679
just odd. And some parts are just kind of kind

918
00:46:41,679 --> 00:46:43,760
of frizzy, kind of wavy. You have to do something

919
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,880
with it, yes, yeah, got to blow it dry and

920
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,280
then if you want curls, you got to purposely make

921
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:50,880
some curls. You can't just scrunch it. Now. There's not

922
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,760
going to be a kind of beachy waves that just

923
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:57,119
looks like shit on me. Oh totally me too. Yeah,

924
00:46:57,119 --> 00:46:59,079
So I'm n this with my kids. I've been very

925
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,679
lax about like, all right, I'll spend that much money

926
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,840
on your hair. It's weird because it's like, what are

927
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,719
they do? You remember when your parents would say, Uh,

928
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,840
my mom would say this to me all the time,

929
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:12,559
Like if I wanted a certain kind of clothes or something,

930
00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:14,440
my mom would be like, it's not a fashion show,

931
00:47:14,639 --> 00:47:16,760
like you're going to school. That was her brain. It's

932
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,079
not a fashion show like you don't need to look

933
00:47:19,119 --> 00:47:21,719
like you don't need to have Yeah, exactly where are

934
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:24,119
you going? Which is kind of what I say to

935
00:47:24,159 --> 00:47:27,320
myself now, Like when I think about buying something that's

936
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,000
at all expensive, I always talk myself out of it

937
00:47:30,079 --> 00:47:32,440
by going, when will I ever wear? Where am I going?

938
00:47:32,519 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 6: Target?

939
00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,920
Speaker 1: I don't need Chama first, I know, right, I'm like,

940
00:47:36,159 --> 00:47:38,360
I'm going to my podcast, then I'm going to my

941
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:41,159
other podcast. What I'm going to go to my other podcasts?

942
00:47:41,159 --> 00:47:42,920
And then I'm going to the grocery Ralph, right, and

943
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,440
then I'm going home. I know me too, I think

944
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:47,639
where we're am I going to wear that? If I'm

945
00:47:47,719 --> 00:47:49,760
really going crazy, I'm going to go to the movies

946
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:54,639
with somebody. Sometimes I'm like, when I think about putting

947
00:47:54,639 --> 00:47:56,280
on makeup because I just want to look cute, I

948
00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:01,000
sometimes like, who am I kidding? Like for like, am

949
00:48:01,039 --> 00:48:03,320
I gonna like scam on guys while I'm out? And

950
00:48:03,559 --> 00:48:05,880
like are they gonna be like? Oh, I wouldn't liked

951
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:12,400
your mini van? Anybody want a juice box? Anybody want

952
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,360
a Caprice lemonade? Exactly?

953
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:42,159
Speaker 5: That's okay, all right, your parent, Now, don't lef it up.

954
00:48:34,559 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 2: Some yourself.

955
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:56,199
Speaker 6: You better yourself because I'm bad for your health.

956
00:48:56,320 --> 00:49:00,280
Speaker 2: I'll come little stuff dropping your mom calm moms doing

957
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,159
felt up and they don't. I wants the four six,

958
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:04,480
so h is that tricks?

959
00:49:04,559 --> 00:49:04,599
Speaker 1: No?

960
00:49:05,039 --> 00:49:08,119
Speaker 6: And friends, no we got that Indo, No suck, don't

961
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,440
sitting in the house up pain and no I'm not

962
00:49:10,519 --> 00:49:14,000
the butler. I'll touch up. They say you can't touch this,

963
00:49:14,159 --> 00:49:15,320
and I wouldn't touch up.

964
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:19,679
Speaker 2: Motherfucked up. Let you know. Boy, oh boy, I'll make joke,

965
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:20,559
but don't.

966
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 7: Tell me no wood this same, no fucking motionp bitcher,

967
00:49:23,559 --> 00:49:24,559
I got your bitcher.

968
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:25,760
Speaker 2: My nigga gets wincher.

969
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:28,760
Speaker 6: And then just thinking, they get to the neck, so

970
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,199
you better brunner, sure, help me get.

971
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 7: Yourself just before you.

972
00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 2: Yourself because s I go, do us all bare for

973
00:49:39,639 --> 00:49:43,039
the hillig ship?

974
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:51,119
Speaker 7: Yeah ship's not the Cuba.

975
00:49:51,159 --> 00:49:53,559
Speaker 6: And then they did play because they bitch made pulling

976
00:49:53,599 --> 00:49:56,159
out a switch blade. That's come a boat, because that's

977
00:49:56,199 --> 00:49:59,199
a night fout ak forty seven, that's all light foak.

978
00:49:59,440 --> 00:49:59,920
Speaker 2: I'll look at it.

979
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:04,039
Speaker 6: I'm niftyep time got a new sad watch I had

980
00:50:05,079 --> 00:50:06,760
claiming that they foting bank.

981
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:09,480
Speaker 2: But that he talking ship in the holes. But you

982
00:50:09,559 --> 00:50:11,880
want to step to me. Now you're asking him and

983
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:12,239
for the.

984
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 6: Depth Jetty, they said you're Charlie's baker, timber broke. Now

985
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:20,079
he's running up for yourself, yours to be the time one.

986
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:24,559
Speaker 2: Now your name is just one snapping one of your

987
00:50:24,679 --> 00:50:26,840
guys and now your better runner.

988
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 6: Before you yourself, come your something, just something before yourself.

989
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 2: Big dicks in your ass is bad for your head.

990
00:50:39,159 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 7: Chi show what y'all need to check yourself. You know

991
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,719
what I'm saying.

992
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 2: Word is born, word is born. If your foul, you

993
00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:58,639
better run to make on that night SI place, you

994
00:50:58,719 --> 00:50:59,840
could have had a beat Bakes.

995
00:51:00,079 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 6: It's that of betray yes to Ukrainey, I got six

996
00:51:04,039 --> 00:51:05,159
and I'm payment.

997
00:51:06,679 --> 00:51:09,440
Speaker 2: Keep your guessing because fuck you one that ship just

998
00:51:09,519 --> 00:51:11,599
stresses and get off the wood.

999
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:17,039
Speaker 6: You're no good that goes the neighborhood. Keep your DAWs,

1000
00:51:17,039 --> 00:51:19,840
giving them the class means the flaws.

1001
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 2: At the time. And your dad then said to mind,

1002
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,159
give me her what came. Head picks hard and send

1003
00:51:26,239 --> 00:51:29,239
lungs now be dunk out, Get the fuck out, because

1004
00:51:29,239 --> 00:51:33,280
where gets no respect. Your matter brunner.

1005
00:51:34,679 --> 00:51:40,840
Speaker 7: Before you yourself, so take it exactly just before you yourself,

1006
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:41,119
because it.

1007
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:53,880
Speaker 2: Moved like you with that for myself chickens. Set before

1008
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,320
you yourself, so take it exact. Just set before you,

1009
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:04,199
just just yourself yourself.

1010
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 7: It's an except just before you yourself.

1011
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:16,159
Speaker 2: The mob for your help. Nine break, we'll mix. Old

1012
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:23,079
school tells. Yeah, it's like to tackle sometimes, make him

1013
00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:24,480
wander how I killed going out?

1014
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:33,280
Speaker 1: Who