WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.839 From workhouse connect in aj Benze fame. Uh he'd liked 2 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:09.119 to be walked on a leash and play really dirty 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:12.519 kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock 4 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:18.079 in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzi 5 00:00:18.199 --> 00:00:20.559 here with fame? Is it? Bitch? This is your daily 6 00:00:20.719 --> 00:00:28.519 and musical Uncensored podcast for May seven, twenty five, oh five, 7 00:00:28.559 --> 00:00:34.159 oh seven two o two five. Looking good, leaving in 8 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:38.920 a little while. Gotta get the old uber or you know, 9 00:00:39.520 --> 00:00:43.920 car service. My man Alex Black, he's the best, My love, 10 00:00:44.000 --> 00:00:47.479 the guy. He's coming to get me at six. I 11 00:00:47.520 --> 00:00:51.000 got a night flight. I got the good seat, you know, 12 00:00:51.119 --> 00:00:56.600 I got extra room, the whole thing. And hopefully this 13 00:00:56.799 --> 00:01:03.240 spirit flight will go on fine, because what I need 14 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:08.959 right now is calm, because I don't have that right now. 15 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:16.319 I uh, just check the bank account, right I went 16 00:01:16.359 --> 00:01:19.159 on the the app to be of a app, and 17 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:21.560 I'm like, let me check what the fuck is going on? 18 00:01:22.439 --> 00:01:28.079 And one of my accounts is minus twenty one hundred 19 00:01:28.159 --> 00:01:32.120 dollars in ninety nine. So I called the wife, what's 20 00:01:32.159 --> 00:01:36.359 going on? What happened? What do you mean? You tell 21 00:01:36.439 --> 00:01:40.799 me what the fuck we paid? I gave you money 22 00:01:40.799 --> 00:01:45.040 to pay the rent? Why is it? What happened? Oh? 23 00:01:45.159 --> 00:01:48.159 I don't want to hear this from you? Why you 24 00:01:48.159 --> 00:01:51.239 know I knew you'd do this? You know I do 25 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:56.079 what Three days ago? I gave you the money for rent? 26 00:01:56.680 --> 00:02:02.159 And why is it now minus twenty one nine? What happened? 27 00:02:03.680 --> 00:02:06.359 And you have no idea? Guys? I just get I 28 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:09.120 get the argument. I don't want to argue with you. 29 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:12.080 I don't think you're in your right mind. It's the 30 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:16.719 whole thing. It's everything I ever heard, and I go bananas, 31 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:19.599 and I'm trying to stay calm. I'm like, Lola, listen, 32 00:02:20.680 --> 00:02:23.159 there's a real that you have to call the bank 33 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:25.400 and figure out what the fuck happened? 34 00:02:25.439 --> 00:02:29.319 Okay, I call them. It's very confusing. I don't like 35 00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:33.360 bank talk and money talk. It drives my brain crazy. 36 00:02:34.039 --> 00:02:36.840 I don't know what's going on, but we need to 37 00:02:36.879 --> 00:02:39.080 know what the hell's happening. I'm flying tonight. 38 00:02:40.639 --> 00:02:43.400 This is what I'm telling you that there's never a 39 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:46.319 day that I fly when it's all like, oh, don't 40 00:02:46.360 --> 00:02:51.560 worry about it, it's everything's great. There's always a situation 41 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:57.199 always and this let me fucking don't let me say it. 42 00:02:57.199 --> 00:03:01.240 Don't let me say it. You know the word I 43 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:05.599 want to use. I don't want to even say the 44 00:03:05.639 --> 00:03:08.479 word because I love the girl, you know I you know, 45 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:11.599 I even said to her, like I said the other day, 46 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:16.400 what do you just calm down? You don't have the 47 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:19.759 money to live on your own. You get your own place, 48 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:22.879 you could stay there whenever the fuck you want. I'm 49 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:25.599 gonna be in Vegas for you know, nine ten days 50 00:03:25.639 --> 00:03:28.599 in mid May. Don't worry about it. I'm doing all 51 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:31.080 I can to be the good guy. Like, what do 52 00:03:31.120 --> 00:03:34.000 you need? You need to be? You need money, I'll 53 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:38.199 take care of everything. Don't worry. And I get shipped on, 54 00:03:38.479 --> 00:03:43.879 I get yelled at shit on, talk down to it. 55 00:03:47.000 --> 00:03:49.400 I don't know, fellas, I don't know what the fuck 56 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:52.080 to tell you. I don't know. I know this is 57 00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:55.039 another fireside chat show. It really is. It's one of 58 00:03:55.039 --> 00:03:57.639 those shows. Pull up a fucking chair. We're gonna talk 59 00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:01.400 about things. But you know what, what did I do wrong? 60 00:04:01.680 --> 00:04:06.360 What did I do wrong? Here's the money, Peter Rent 61 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:10.080 got it done? Why we minus twenty more? I don't 62 00:04:10.080 --> 00:04:13.960 know when I did nothing? Well, well, I don't know why. 63 00:04:14.319 --> 00:04:17.040 I don't want to be yelled at you know what, 64 00:04:17.199 --> 00:04:21.040 you want to be strangled because that's the next option, strangulation. 65 00:04:23.639 --> 00:04:32.000 Fucking unbelievable. It's only money, right, Who cares? It's only money, hippy? 66 00:04:32.439 --> 00:04:38.879 I O kye. I mean, I'm leaving in a I 67 00:04:38.920 --> 00:04:43.839 don't know what, four hours, five hours. I don't want 68 00:04:43.839 --> 00:04:46.240 to go, like I told you yesterday, but I gotta go. 69 00:04:46.360 --> 00:04:47.879 I gotta get the fuck out of here with the 70 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:52.480 real id situation. I'm read. You know I'm reading, uh, 71 00:04:52.759 --> 00:04:56.040 Julia Roberts. You know I'm not going to get into 72 00:04:56.040 --> 00:05:00.720 too much of the the the puffy thing and the uh, 73 00:05:03.000 --> 00:05:09.480 the whole big met galla bullshit. I mean, god, damn 74 00:05:09.680 --> 00:05:13.879 Sydney Sweety looked amazing. There's some girls who look wonderful. 75 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:20.959 Pam Anderson the worst, the worst. She's gotta stop being 76 00:05:21.040 --> 00:05:23.759 this person with the bowl hair cut and no makeup. 77 00:05:23.879 --> 00:05:28.279 She looks like my acid reverse. It doesn't work enough 78 00:05:28.680 --> 00:05:34.399 enough with people saying she's naturally beautiful. No, no, she's not. 79 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:38.240 You know what, She's not with anybody, No man finds 80 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:41.279 her naturally beautiful. Excuse me. She used to be the 81 00:05:41.319 --> 00:05:44.199 hottest thing on two feet, and now what happened? No 82 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:47.959 one's around her, So stop with the naturally beautiful horseshit, 83 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:55.600 Julia Robins, this is why we hate Hollywood. You ready. 84 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:59.839 Julia Robits talked about you know, getting older and why 85 00:05:59.879 --> 00:06:05.680 she looks older and uh, you know, and wants to 86 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:08.959 keep looking young like we all do. And she said, 87 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:14.360 I'm aging with dignity, humor and serenity. What does that mean? 88 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:20.680 You're aging with humor. I don't resort to lifting or 89 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:24.480 boat dogs that I know by Hollywood standards. I'm asking, 90 00:06:24.560 --> 00:06:28.399 I'm risking my career if they don't want to give 91 00:06:28.439 --> 00:06:31.199 me a role because I look old. It means I 92 00:06:31.360 --> 00:06:35.439 produce the project that I choose who I want. The 93 00:06:35.560 --> 00:06:40.639 important thing is not to take this job too serious. Wow, 94 00:06:42.720 --> 00:06:45.680 I know lots of moms struggling to make ends meet. 95 00:06:45.879 --> 00:06:49.800 Oh bullshit, No you don't. You don't have any You 96 00:06:49.879 --> 00:06:54.439 have no friends who are worried about paycheck to paycheck. 97 00:06:54.560 --> 00:07:00.680 Bullshit artists, those are the serious problems. Those the women. 98 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:04.639 I admire your ass. You don't know anybody like that. 99 00:07:06.279 --> 00:07:10.759 These women are beautiful and good even when everything is hard. Honestly, 100 00:07:10.879 --> 00:07:15.040 I have other fears, and she goes our fear for 101 00:07:15.199 --> 00:07:19.240 my children that I cannot protect them from anyone who 102 00:07:19.240 --> 00:07:22.319 wants to take advantage of them. What the fuck does 103 00:07:22.360 --> 00:07:25.920 that even mean? Who's trying to take advantage of Julia 104 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:31.720 Roberts's children? What does that even mean? It's more important 105 00:07:31.839 --> 00:07:36.199 for me to be well and make my family live well. 106 00:07:36.879 --> 00:07:39.639 I'm blessed, first of all. Whenever you say that to me, 107 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:44.160 I'm going, don't ever tell me you're blessed. I can't 108 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:48.439 hear it. I'm blessed, and I appreciate all that I have. 109 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:52.839 I'm thankful for my husband and kids every day for 110 00:07:52.920 --> 00:07:56.920 this reason. For me, the most important moments of the 111 00:07:57.000 --> 00:08:01.240 day are never the ones I spend on set, but 112 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:07.639 the ones I have at breakfast because we talk about everything. Bullshit, 113 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:14.279 it's a magical moment. It's a lie. It's a lie. 114 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:19.000 How beautiful is to be planted in the earth and 115 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:23.360 live to the fullest without the frivolity of market? Do 116 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:29.680 you understand the Everything she's saying is horseshit. It's horseshit. 117 00:08:32.320 --> 00:08:34.440 I don't know how many guys, how many people out 118 00:08:34.440 --> 00:08:40.720 there watched Julia Roberts speaking about how difficult things are 119 00:08:40.759 --> 00:08:45.039 and how much she understands us I mean, I mean guys, 120 00:08:45.519 --> 00:08:50.360 she gets us. Let's give her a break. The fuck. 121 00:08:51.039 --> 00:08:54.480 I can't stand these people. I can't and I don't 122 00:08:54.480 --> 00:08:56.799 even know why they think it's okay to make these 123 00:08:56.840 --> 00:09:01.279 statements like I feel. I I want to tell them 124 00:09:01.399 --> 00:09:04.120 if I was their publicist, don't no, no, don't no, 125 00:09:04.399 --> 00:09:07.440 don't don't say nothing. What do you mean? No? No, no, 126 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:11.759 it's gonna look bad. Don't say anything about your age, 127 00:09:12.120 --> 00:09:16.759 your job, your money. You're a fucking multi millionaire, you 128 00:09:16.879 --> 00:09:20.879 live on big ranches. You can't talk to people this way, 129 00:09:22.600 --> 00:09:28.240 you think? So? Yeah, I know, so, Oh my god, 130 00:09:30.840 --> 00:09:35.720 pull up a chair. Show I was listening to, Uh, 131 00:09:37.919 --> 00:09:41.879 who was it? It was? Uh? Was it the SmartLess podcast? 132 00:09:43.919 --> 00:09:50.360 When they had Christina Applegate and uh the chick from 133 00:09:50.360 --> 00:09:55.480 the Sopranos Meadow Soprano. It was just it was it 134 00:09:55.600 --> 00:10:00.600 was tough to listen to because they both have MS 135 00:10:01.120 --> 00:10:05.879 and they're talking about their ms, and you know, it's, uh, man, 136 00:10:05.919 --> 00:10:11.200 it's awful. Was it was it? Am I crazy? Was 137 00:10:11.200 --> 00:10:15.279 it not SmartLess? Hal It? No? That was Pam Abdy 138 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:18.440 and Michael DeLuca, which I'll get to. It was I 139 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:21.159 don't know. Some other show I listened to, Who the 140 00:10:21.159 --> 00:10:25.080 hell does Colin O'Brien. It was Coleman and Colnor is 141 00:10:25.120 --> 00:10:29.000 the best. And he sat those girls talked to him 142 00:10:29.039 --> 00:10:31.080 about what they went, what they go through and what 143 00:10:31.120 --> 00:10:35.519 they feel and oh man, it's horrifying to think what 144 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:39.360 they go through. It really is. You know. There was 145 00:10:39.399 --> 00:10:41.799 a time when I used to hang out with Ed 146 00:10:41.840 --> 00:10:46.679 O'Neill and oh he was let me tell you, some 147 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:49.960 cheap motherfucker. Ed O'Neil. He didn't get. We used to 148 00:10:50.039 --> 00:10:53.600 go to Matos in Westwood, California, and he would we 149 00:10:53.799 --> 00:10:56.559 go with three four guys, you know, and get the 150 00:10:56.600 --> 00:10:59.639 pot roast on Wednesdays. That was the big thing Wednesdays, 151 00:10:59.679 --> 00:11:03.320 pot well love and he would like, okay when the 152 00:11:03.360 --> 00:11:06.080 bill came, well, I only had a coffee and a 153 00:11:06.240 --> 00:11:10.399 don't it like you, Ed, are you kidding me? You 154 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:14.480 just signed a deal for one hundred and fifty million 155 00:11:14.600 --> 00:11:18.720 dollars but you what, Oh, no, no no problem. Here 156 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:23.120 here is here's fifty dollars like. I couldn't believe he 157 00:11:23.159 --> 00:11:25.639 would be that way, and I love He was a 158 00:11:25.679 --> 00:11:30.360 great conversationalist. He talked about loving to be in Canada 159 00:11:30.440 --> 00:11:33.840 because he said that the best hookers were in Toronto. 160 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:37.679 He loved the hookers in Toronto. And he also mess 161 00:11:38.039 --> 00:11:42.519 Uh made a statement that he was with Christina Applegate 162 00:11:42.679 --> 00:11:47.120 when she was young. He told me that, I know 163 00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:50.120 it's it's weird to think it's weird to look at 164 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:53.960 you go really, you know, that's but you know he 165 00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:59.960 was at least he said he was so Christina Applegan 166 00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:04.480 it's on Colin o'bien with the I keep calling a 167 00:12:04.519 --> 00:12:07.639 metal soprano because that's you know, that's who she is 168 00:12:07.639 --> 00:12:10.480 in my head, and they both have the ms, and 169 00:12:11.240 --> 00:12:17.360 you know, it's just terrible how Christina, who has such 170 00:12:17.399 --> 00:12:24.360 a great show, called dead to me on Netflix, and 171 00:12:24.399 --> 00:12:29.320 how it just began with her feet, her toes being numb, 172 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:32.399 you know. Then her feet werenowned, then her ankles and 173 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:36.360 her shins, and she didn't know what to do. She 174 00:12:36.399 --> 00:12:40.399 wouldn't tell anybody though, because she was nervous. Same thing 175 00:12:40.480 --> 00:12:44.399 happened to Meto soprano Jamie Lynn Sigler. I just keep 176 00:12:44.440 --> 00:12:48.519 calling it netto but yeah, Jamie Lynn, same thing, and 177 00:12:49.159 --> 00:12:52.960 she admitted it to somebody on set in the third season, 178 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:56.799 I believe of sopranos, and they said, don't don't tell anybody, 179 00:12:56.960 --> 00:13:00.320 don't you got to keep this quiet. You know, that's 180 00:13:00.360 --> 00:13:02.960 the fear, like, oh my god, I'm not horrible. I 181 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:07.000 They're not gonna want me back because I'm sick. Yeah, 182 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:10.559 that's fucking Hollywood. So she kept quiet, but she felt 183 00:13:10.600 --> 00:13:15.360 the same symptoms. Numb toes, numb feet, couldn't stand. You know, 184 00:13:15.440 --> 00:13:18.080 she needed a day or two to work, and you know, 185 00:13:18.159 --> 00:13:20.679 she made up an excuse of why she was feeling 186 00:13:20.720 --> 00:13:24.720 the way. Same thing with Christina, but Christina's people knew 187 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:30.759 that she was dealing with that horrible illness. And you 188 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:36.639 gotta go watch Dead to Me because Christina Applegate does 189 00:13:36.720 --> 00:13:42.519 her best work ever in the face of this awful illness. 190 00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:47.360 I'm telling you, man, it's a great show. She's so funny, 191 00:13:48.440 --> 00:13:52.039 and she she just took it on the chin and said, 192 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:54.000 I can I can get through this. I'll work through this. 193 00:13:55.399 --> 00:14:00.879 Love people like that. You know, when I was a 194 00:14:00.960 --> 00:14:10.039 kid and we played flashlight tag around the neighborhood, the 195 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:14.720 culdest Axe and all the neighbors would be fine with 196 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:19.879 us hiding in the yard and you know, laying in 197 00:14:19.919 --> 00:14:23.399 their bushes. They didn't care. We had a good neighborhood. 198 00:14:24.080 --> 00:14:28.919 And I was like fourteen fifteen, You know just I'd 199 00:14:28.919 --> 00:14:34.240 already had sex with my girlfriend Debbie. But you know, Horney, 200 00:14:34.279 --> 00:14:38.480 it's crazy. My hormones are raging. So now it's flashlight 201 00:14:38.519 --> 00:14:43.600 deck and it's nighttime and we're going out to different areas. 202 00:14:43.840 --> 00:14:47.200 What bushes were hiding behind and where we're gonna And 203 00:14:47.320 --> 00:14:53.000 I would hide with my neighbor, Yvonne Risito was. I 204 00:14:53.159 --> 00:14:57.360 liked her sister, Debbie risitol Better, who had my birthday 205 00:14:57.440 --> 00:15:00.240 June second. Who that's the person who said to me, 206 00:15:00.440 --> 00:15:03.159 I want to lose my virginity to you, you know, 207 00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:07.519 when she was eighteen, but before that it was Yvonne. 208 00:15:07.799 --> 00:15:10.600 She was my age. We had the same classes. We 209 00:15:10.799 --> 00:15:15.120 you know, we had the same teachers, and you know, 210 00:15:15.159 --> 00:15:19.200 when you're young, fourteen, fifteen, you're just trying to get 211 00:15:19.240 --> 00:15:22.000 what you can get while you can get it. And 212 00:15:22.039 --> 00:15:27.360 I remember I would say to Yvonne, let's go to 213 00:15:27.440 --> 00:15:30.559 this person's house and hide behind these bushes and no 214 00:15:30.600 --> 00:15:34.879 one's gonna find us. And I did such a stupid thing. 215 00:15:34.960 --> 00:15:37.200 But I mean, I'm just you know, guys are dumb. 216 00:15:37.279 --> 00:15:39.039 We don't know what the fuck to do with kids. 217 00:15:39.559 --> 00:15:42.639 And I remember like putting my knuckle in her back, 218 00:15:42.919 --> 00:15:46.039 you know, like, and she would arch her back and 219 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:49.039 her breasts would come up, and then I would grab 220 00:15:49.120 --> 00:15:52.639 them and start to make out with her. It's I mean, 221 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:56.679 I know it's stupid, but it worked. And we would 222 00:15:56.679 --> 00:15:58.759 make out of the bushes, you know, we would just 223 00:15:58.840 --> 00:16:03.799 do this thing. And and if I developed MS, like 224 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:09.279 not too long after that horrible you know, she come 225 00:16:09.320 --> 00:16:13.279 over to the house to the pool with Rosalie and Jack, 226 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:19.679 and you know she couldn't walk right. Just you know 227 00:16:19.759 --> 00:16:22.080 what I always tell you guys, and I'm gonna tell 228 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:25.200 you till today I die. You don't You don't even know. 229 00:16:26.120 --> 00:16:31.720 Things happen so fast. Life just oh my god, these 230 00:16:32.759 --> 00:16:36.639 fucking people. Things happen and you have nothing to do. 231 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:42.039 You have nothing to say, right, Oh you have MS? Okay, 232 00:16:42.080 --> 00:16:43.639 well what does that mean. It means you're in a 233 00:16:43.720 --> 00:16:49.559 ticking clock. You know, I'm gonna see doctors and you're 234 00:16:49.559 --> 00:16:52.120 going to know all these different things. That makes life 235 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:58.399 really terrible and miserable for you. It's awful. But I 236 00:16:58.440 --> 00:17:00.440 here's what I used to do. What I when I 237 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:06.039 found that out she had MS. I don't even know 238 00:17:06.079 --> 00:17:09.240 if this is I don't whatever the fuck me? My 239 00:17:09.279 --> 00:17:14.240 buddy Ronnie and Freddie. We used to go to a 240 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:20.240 Good Samaritan hospital which was around the corner, and back 241 00:17:20.279 --> 00:17:24.720 in the day, there were young girls called candy stripers. Right. 242 00:17:24.759 --> 00:17:29.079 They would they would wheel their carts with books, magazines 243 00:17:29.119 --> 00:17:32.720 and candy into each room. And you know, the person 244 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:34.680 in the room was, oh, I like a candy, I 245 00:17:34.799 --> 00:17:37.680 like a magazine. And you know that's how they okay, 246 00:17:37.759 --> 00:17:39.960 you know, and they and they were always cute, the 247 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:44.200 candy stripers. And me, Ronnie and Freddie, we were we 248 00:17:44.319 --> 00:17:46.839 love the candy strippers. But we loved to hang out 249 00:17:46.839 --> 00:17:51.200 a Good Samaritan hospital so stupid we used to eat 250 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:55.279 in the cafeteria and I remember, I swear to God, 251 00:17:55.279 --> 00:18:01.079 I remember why we did it. I felt like, I 252 00:18:01.119 --> 00:18:06.920 don't know, I'm drinking a milkshake in this cafeteria. Let's 253 00:18:06.920 --> 00:18:11.240 see all these men, mostly men, come down with their 254 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:16.519 scrubs on, and you know, they were heroes. They were doctors, 255 00:18:16.839 --> 00:18:20.200 but they came. They were just heroes to me, and 256 00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:24.079 I just felt like, Wow, this is the best place 257 00:18:24.119 --> 00:18:28.680 to be. You know, these guys they'll never you'll you'll 258 00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:31.440 always be good when you when you go to a 259 00:18:31.519 --> 00:18:35.000 hospital because these guys have it down. Pat they'll rescue you. 260 00:18:35.000 --> 00:18:40.400 You're not gonna die. I developed such a I just 261 00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:45.079 loved doctors and scrubs and I would sit there and 262 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:50.279 just to me, they felt like heroes, like, yeah, they're doctors. 263 00:18:50.759 --> 00:18:53.319 And then we do do We did stupid shit. We 264 00:18:53.400 --> 00:18:55.839 used to steal money from the candy strappers. It was awful. 265 00:18:56.079 --> 00:18:58.759 We would go up and down the elevators with people 266 00:18:58.799 --> 00:19:01.319 who you know, we they didn't know us, and we 267 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:04.559 Oh my god, we were so stupid, the three of us. 268 00:19:04.599 --> 00:19:09.200 But I remember thinking about those guys with the scrubs 269 00:19:09.200 --> 00:19:13.119 on and going, these are the real heroes, man. They 270 00:19:13.319 --> 00:19:18.799 keep people alive, you know, they save people. Yeah. It uh, 271 00:19:21.319 --> 00:19:24.279 it made a difference in my head. And you know 272 00:19:25.920 --> 00:19:31.640 I'm thinking of Yvonne right now and earlier today. Well, 273 00:19:31.680 --> 00:19:35.680 first of all, I can't even tell you you have 274 00:19:35.720 --> 00:19:40.400 no I mean, I'm flying into such a fight with 275 00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:42.599 the wife. I don't want to deal with it. I 276 00:19:42.680 --> 00:19:44.680 told you about the money. I don't want to deal 277 00:19:44.720 --> 00:19:49.400 with it, but I'm flying into it. Earlier this afternoon, 278 00:19:51.119 --> 00:19:56.920 excuse me, I'm talking to an X of mine and 279 00:19:57.319 --> 00:19:59.039 she doesn't want me to. I said, I won't say 280 00:19:59.079 --> 00:20:02.400 your name because she married she's got kids, so I'll 281 00:20:02.440 --> 00:20:06.200 call her Denise, but her name's not Denise. I said, Denise, 282 00:20:06.240 --> 00:20:08.279 you know what, it should have been you. It really 283 00:20:08.359 --> 00:20:10.640 should have been you. And she's like, oh, don't fucking 284 00:20:10.720 --> 00:20:14.519 tell me that. Now it's twenty five years later, you know, 285 00:20:14.599 --> 00:20:18.240 she's given me shit. She's Italian, I says, now, I know, 286 00:20:18.400 --> 00:20:20.839 but it should have been you. I just didn't know. 287 00:20:21.039 --> 00:20:23.680 I was just too crazy. I was too wild, but 288 00:20:24.359 --> 00:20:27.880 it should have been you. And we were going over 289 00:20:28.039 --> 00:20:34.000 what she used to do and how we met. I 290 00:20:34.240 --> 00:20:38.799 just got me and the first wife divorced, and I'm 291 00:20:38.839 --> 00:20:41.920 living alone. And I would stop at seven eleven before 292 00:20:41.960 --> 00:20:46.640 I would go to my first job, which I didn't like, 293 00:20:46.799 --> 00:20:51.559 but you know, it was a publishing company and whatever, 294 00:20:52.359 --> 00:20:57.440 and and she looked so sexy, like she didn't even 295 00:20:57.559 --> 00:21:01.240 know how sexy she was. She didn't know it. She 296 00:21:01.279 --> 00:21:05.000 had a big red like shirt of seven to eleven shirt. 297 00:21:05.039 --> 00:21:09.200 But beneath that shirt, man, oh my goodness, she was 298 00:21:09.960 --> 00:21:13.880 you know, she was beautiful. She didn't know she was eighteen. 299 00:21:14.519 --> 00:21:18.160 I'm thirty one, and I'm going, God, damn it, I 300 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:21.759 gotta you know this is and you know, every few 301 00:21:21.839 --> 00:21:25.799 days go in and get coffee. And finally I'm like, 302 00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:28.160 you know, we you know, you want to get want 303 00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:30.680 to get together, you want to have coffee? What you know, 304 00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:33.480 what do you want to do? And we talked about 305 00:21:33.599 --> 00:21:36.559 she was in college and she had a paper to 306 00:21:36.599 --> 00:21:42.319 write about the movie Do the Right Thing. And I said, 307 00:21:42.319 --> 00:21:44.599 all right, let's well watch it. I'll write you to 308 00:21:44.640 --> 00:21:47.880 paper for your college class. You'll do that, Yeah, I'll 309 00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:52.240 do it. And I did it. And you know, her 310 00:21:52.279 --> 00:21:59.400 and I had literally a fifteen year affair, like she 311 00:21:59.599 --> 00:22:03.759 was me. And even when she was married, she would 312 00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:07.720 be at our house, at Rosalie's house, you know, eating 313 00:22:07.759 --> 00:22:11.720 dinner with us, washing dishes, playing with the kids. Like 314 00:22:11.839 --> 00:22:14.400 she it didn't even matter that she was married. She 315 00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:18.279 was like my wife. It was so crazy because she 316 00:22:18.359 --> 00:22:21.279 wasn't happy. And then she got married to the next guy, 317 00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:24.880 and you know, then things didn't happen, you know, because 318 00:22:24.920 --> 00:22:28.440 she was happier. And I was like, okay, you know, 319 00:22:28.480 --> 00:22:30.559 you got a guy now, I get it, no problem. 320 00:22:31.599 --> 00:22:34.359 And they live in a wonderful home and you know, 321 00:22:34.519 --> 00:22:39.119 she's she's one. But you know, we talked today about 322 00:22:39.200 --> 00:22:44.960 things and I don't know, guys, do you ever think 323 00:22:45.079 --> 00:22:48.200 you know how many of you out there think, fuck, 324 00:22:48.920 --> 00:22:53.319 I missed it. I missed it. That was the That 325 00:22:53.559 --> 00:22:56.200 was the one. God damn it, that was the one. 326 00:22:56.319 --> 00:23:02.880 Do you do that? Do you do that? I do it? 327 00:23:03.079 --> 00:23:05.559 I do it? And that was the one. We'll call 328 00:23:05.559 --> 00:23:08.960 her a daish but that's not her name, but yeah, 329 00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:13.279 you know, and we laughed together. She's like, I can't 330 00:23:13.359 --> 00:23:17.680 talk about this now on this and that, And I said, well, 331 00:23:17.680 --> 00:23:20.000 what's what would be the problem if we got together? 332 00:23:20.119 --> 00:23:23.079 I can't even think about that. My daughter is my 333 00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:27.039 best friend. Are you crazy? No? No, no, I know. And 334 00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:30.279 then she goes, well, in three years she'll be gone, 335 00:23:31.000 --> 00:23:33.279 you know, and call it maybe then, And I'm like, 336 00:23:33.400 --> 00:23:36.440 oh see, there's still a chance. There's still a chance. 337 00:23:38.400 --> 00:23:44.319 Why do I live like that? What's wrong with me? Really? Like? 338 00:23:44.359 --> 00:23:47.079 What is wrong with me that I still have these 339 00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:51.880 kind of stupid aspirations? Or you know, can you imagine 340 00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:55.920 I got Andrea that I'm you know, I love her. 341 00:23:56.319 --> 00:23:58.720 The wife is a pain in my ass. Try to 342 00:23:58.759 --> 00:24:02.880 make it work. The other one, Denise, quote unquote, I 343 00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:09.559 say these things too. Who lives like this? It's not easy, 344 00:24:10.599 --> 00:24:13.279 It's not easy. I saw a picture of Adama Cole 345 00:24:13.400 --> 00:24:21.319 Smith's daughter, Danielle what's her name, Daniellen, Daniellen burkehead. She 346 00:24:21.400 --> 00:24:24.680 looks great. She's eighteen years old. She was at some 347 00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:28.039 function with her father, Larry Burkett, who I can't believe 348 00:24:28.079 --> 00:24:31.519 even got involved with Adam the Cole Smith. But that 349 00:24:31.680 --> 00:24:35.839 daughter is beautiful and she wore the same dress her 350 00:24:35.880 --> 00:24:41.720 mother wore years ago. And I remember when I was 351 00:24:41.799 --> 00:24:47.519 covering Anna Cole Spell doing gossip and I got to 352 00:24:47.599 --> 00:24:53.720 meet Anna Nicole and oh my, you have no idea. 353 00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:58.240 When Anna Cole Smith showed up in person. It was 354 00:24:58.400 --> 00:25:04.640 like you never saw something so beautiful. She was beyond beautiful, 355 00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:09.440 just the most gorgeous face, the structure, her bone, structure, 356 00:25:09.440 --> 00:25:17.920 her breast, her body, she was everything. And we had 357 00:25:17.920 --> 00:25:22.119 the same doctor eventually, and he told me an awful story. 358 00:25:23.759 --> 00:25:27.599 He said, you know, you know how she died? I said, well, yeah, 359 00:25:27.640 --> 00:25:30.799 you know, she taking drugs. Says no, what really would 360 00:25:30.839 --> 00:25:35.839 happen when she had an abscess and her rectum? I 361 00:25:35.880 --> 00:25:39.240 said what He said, Yeah, she wouldn't. They wouldn't treat 362 00:25:39.319 --> 00:25:42.440 this abscess because she was in bed all the time 363 00:25:42.559 --> 00:25:46.079 and she had this abscess in her rectum and that 364 00:25:46.400 --> 00:25:51.640 poison that's what killed her. Could you imagine this. She 365 00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:55.000 was one of the most beautiful women of all time. 366 00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:59.720 And I remember meeting her and just being like, oh 367 00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:09.839 my god, there's nobody like this. Crazy. It's pull up 368 00:26:09.880 --> 00:26:13.519 a chair Tuesday, Wednesday, whatever the fuck. I know, I 369 00:26:13.519 --> 00:26:16.480 gotta leave soon. I hate this. I gotta pack, I 370 00:26:16.559 --> 00:26:19.079 gotta I don't like it. You know, I told you 371 00:26:19.200 --> 00:26:23.680 yesterday I don't like doing this, So excuse me for 372 00:26:23.759 --> 00:26:26.200 this show being a little off. Blah blah blah. But 373 00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:29.440 it is what it is. I just I hate it. 374 00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:34.680 I hate I hate it. I do like the fact 375 00:26:34.680 --> 00:26:40.000 that Donald Trump wants to open up Alcatraz. I love it. 376 00:26:40.880 --> 00:26:44.319 I love that he wants to do that. You know, 377 00:26:46.160 --> 00:26:49.799 many many, many years ago, my great uncle Happy may 378 00:26:49.839 --> 00:26:54.759 Own got the electric chair in Alcatraz. I think it 379 00:26:54.799 --> 00:26:59.880 was nineteen forty eight. Because there's some murders. He committed it, 380 00:27:00.000 --> 00:27:07.200 et cetera, working for Murder Incorporated. But that always made 381 00:27:07.240 --> 00:27:11.039 me feel cool, like, hey, my great uncle got the chair, 382 00:27:12.039 --> 00:27:15.759 he got the chair at Alcatraz. And now Trump it 383 00:27:15.799 --> 00:27:17.759 wants to open it up, and I think it's great. 384 00:27:17.960 --> 00:27:21.279 Let's do it. There's there's too many assholes out there. 385 00:27:21.359 --> 00:27:24.160 Let's open this shit up. We need more mental hospitals, 386 00:27:24.200 --> 00:27:26.799 we need more jails. We got to get these people 387 00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:34.160 round it up. I understand it. I get it. Oh, guys, 388 00:27:34.559 --> 00:27:40.119 you know it's uh. Your emails have been so nice 389 00:27:40.160 --> 00:27:48.440 to me. But I'm gonna I'm gonna stop this show 390 00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:50.599 at twenty eight minutes because they gotta get ready. I 391 00:27:50.640 --> 00:27:53.880 gotta pack, I gotta do all this shit, and we'll 392 00:27:53.920 --> 00:27:57.480 get back to the Diddy Gritty tomorrow once I'm back 393 00:27:57.519 --> 00:28:02.400 in Shitsville and me and Mike do our everything is 394 00:28:02.440 --> 00:28:05.960 a bitch, and then I'll do my fame as a 395 00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:08.839 bitch and we'll be back to normal, and you'll get 396 00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:13.720 your politics as a bitch as well. But yeah, I 397 00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:17.039 just wanted to bring you a show before I split. 398 00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:24.839 I don't know. I don't. I hate. I hate when 399 00:28:24.839 --> 00:28:26.440 I have to fly. I don't like I don't I 400 00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:29.920 don't trust airplanes anymore. I don't like the way they 401 00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:32.799