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Speaker 3: This is Tom Thompson Castenos the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast,
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Speaker 4: Now to the show.
Speaker 3: Everybody, the curtains are open. We're chucking tickets at the door.
Speaker 2: It's about to get strange. Everybody. What gun I'll never kill?
Speaker 2: What gun? Oh? Why? What the fuck is a vegun? Oh?
Speaker 2: A vegan. It's not a gun, though, it's a person.
Speaker 2: That's stupid. All right, let's do it. Who that expensive whiskey?
Speaker 2: Doesn't taste that expensive? Just chugging your beard, all right?
Speaker 2: You know what tastes like crap?
Speaker 4: That's really bad whiskey.
Speaker 2: It's over one hundred bucks for that whiskey.
Speaker 4: So what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Do you want to worse more expensive? Yup? So what's
Speaker 2: going on? All you hose heads? Are you gonna keep it?
Speaker 4: I forgot?
Speaker 2: I forgot? Okay? So, uh, this is our Same Patty
Speaker 2: Day special. Welcome to Stranger Podcast.
Speaker 4: We're filming this.
Speaker 2: Yes, for all the fans. If you're losing listening to
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Speaker 2: and have fun with us on this very special Same
Speaker 2: Patty Day episode. You know you got we're all dressed
Speaker 2: in green. I got blame Blank, I got Jamison, Irish whiskey,
Speaker 2: I got Guinness, we got fucking beer, we got kill
Speaker 2: bag and expensive whiskey. I kind of what he cares
Speaker 2: like the jamis nobody cares what you have. I know
Speaker 2: they do, though, nobody. Hey, fans, do you care what
Speaker 2: we're drinking on? Or does it not get? Do you
Speaker 2: not give a ship what we're drinking?
Speaker 4: It sounds like I I don't. I don't think it
Speaker 4: bothers me that you mentioned what we're drinking. I think
Speaker 4: it bothers me that the way you say it sounds
Speaker 4: like a brag. It's not.
Speaker 2: You're like, look at that, buddy, I have a job.
Speaker 4: I can afford this whiskey. You got nothing, You're fucking
Speaker 4: bumming streets. He's like, buddy, I got so many of
Speaker 4: those whiskey bottles in my fucking hut back cone under
Speaker 4: the bridge.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna do something special. If you if you
Speaker 2: listened two years ago to are the Forgotten episode. If
Speaker 2: you guys remember the Saint Patty's Day episode that we
Speaker 2: did cover about two years ago, you are a true
Speaker 2: fan and that was a massive ship show when Jess
Speaker 2: was still raud.
Speaker 4: Fun though it was so fun. We fucking hate this
Speaker 4: hat man.
Speaker 2: It's hilarious though. All right, we're talking about how.
Speaker 3: Are you.
Speaker 2: My lep there's like probably like six or some ship.
Speaker 2: There's many different because it's all stupid fucking folklore that's
Speaker 2: passed down by the's drunk like a lepre like a leprecaun.
Speaker 2: At the end of the day, yeah it is. We're
Speaker 2: going to Orland to talk about the liprecuns. Let's get
Speaker 2: her there all right, went.
Speaker 4: Straight new Fie. I guess Newfoundlands like eighty percent Irish really, yeah,
Speaker 4: like that's that's where Ireland. A lot of Irish immigrants came. Yeah,
Speaker 4: when they came to Canada.
Speaker 2: Why they were easy to walk any first.
Speaker 4: It's literally exactly like he's not making fun of it.
Speaker 4: That's actually truth is they they found Newfoundland, They're like,
Speaker 4: oh fuck, yeah, let's set up shop here, We're done,
Speaker 4: and they just fucking plot their goddamn ass while everyone
Speaker 4: else is like, Okay, well we're gonna we're gonna see
Speaker 4: what else is here.
Speaker 2: So for all the people watching and listening, uh, catch
Speaker 2: this on YouTube because this will be our last video
Speaker 2: or film that we'll do for a special for a
Speaker 2: while because mostly it will be transferred to Patreon down
Speaker 2: the road. But we will still do some fun YouTube
Speaker 2: specials randomly. But I just found it funny that we
Speaker 2: do them with holidays. It's like, I think we need Halloween, Christmas,
Speaker 2: Balnceized Day and now in Saint Patty's Day.
Speaker 4: Too, just a green strictly, what the Patreon is is
Speaker 4: every holiday episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we kind of we're building out the PA
Speaker 2: you're on right now. So this is uh, thank you
Speaker 2: for the followers. Yeah, thank you for the the one
Speaker 2: guy we got so far. I love you, dude, Yeah,
Speaker 2: appreciate it. Yeah. So we're gonna.
Speaker 4: Starting one and then it gets to two before you know.
Speaker 2: Now we're building up right now, so and we're this
Speaker 2: is what we're trying to start.
Speaker 4: There's not even any videos on there. Please don't go
Speaker 4: do it yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we say building out there though, But like
Speaker 2: we we support all, we enjoy all the fan support
Speaker 2: when it comes to buy merch and all that ship.
Speaker 2: So we're gonna get into Leprechauns. This will be a
Speaker 2: fun drunken one, that's for sure. I got whiskey going,
Speaker 2: I got beer going, we got.
Speaker 4: It all going, all going, Canadians.
Speaker 2: I guess we should just bring it into the episode
Speaker 2: with a little Leprechaun wrap coming from the land of
Speaker 2: the Iron Face, from the Hero's Eye to your place
Speaker 2: on the matter. Come to no good? Yeah, they stole it,
Speaker 2: come to do oh, they stole it Leprechauns.
Speaker 4: For the ones that first said that that, Oh I
Speaker 4: was gonna be a joke. Never mind, I.
Speaker 2: Can't take you serious. I'm gonna I'm gonna go into this,
Speaker 2: all right for everybody listening. Billy was wearing a stupid,
Speaker 2: stupid le Watch you watch the fuck YouTube, all right?
Speaker 4: Look at that ship, man, I feel like I was.
Speaker 4: I'm about to go fucking ask some sixties girl she
Speaker 4: wants to tango with me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Hey, baby, you want to go do some disco? Just
Speaker 4: came out? Baby, you want to go fuck off and
Speaker 4: not even go to the dance slore and do some heroin, but.
Speaker 2: Be more like you want to go dance and do
Speaker 2: some cocaine. And we'll dance for five hours and the
Speaker 2: night glub will be shut all down and we'll just
Speaker 2: go home and I'll try to bang you, but my
Speaker 2: dick won't get hard.
Speaker 4: No, but you'll say no and I'll go.
Speaker 2: So let's get into it. Some sources would suggest that
Speaker 2: though we folk commonly known as leprechaun or clergyicon have
Speaker 2: inhabited Ireland since before the Celts arrived around five hundred BC.
Speaker 2: Other sources suggest that the word leprechaun may be derivative
Speaker 2: from the Irish version of leith Horgan whatever it means shoemaker.
Speaker 2: I'm the Sorry to the Irish listeners, but I'm gonna bunch.
Speaker 4: I can't get these fucking headphones on.
Speaker 2: Man, squeeze it on. There, you got it on. It
Speaker 2: kind of hurts. He gives a fucking kid. So there's
Speaker 2: many different names for a leprechaun, and the kind of
Speaker 2: definition of like a leprechaun and where this came from
Speaker 2: was supposedly by Patrick de Nan. For example, it's the
Speaker 2: leprechaun is the pigmy or pixie or sprite. So essentially
Speaker 2: leprechauns are fairies, as we've talked about before.
Speaker 4: Okay, you know what I just got to actually like
Speaker 4: and tell me that you can at all see that
Speaker 4: this is actually plausible to where all this came from,
Speaker 4: because I can one hundred said, see, this is exactly
Speaker 4: where these stories came from. There was one story about
Speaker 4: a leprechaun that stole somebody's gold. Yeah, and then everybody
Speaker 4: tried to retell it, and the one guy would be like,
Speaker 4: that's not how it went. He'd be like, fuck you,
Speaker 4: you don't know because he's pissed drunk, he's getting his
Speaker 4: story mixed up. And then he's just like he just
Speaker 4: kept making alternate versions in every drunk asshole that got
Speaker 4: his hands on the fucking story went, Now this is
Speaker 4: what happened.
Speaker 5: I was there and then I stole his gold, or
Speaker 5: like maybe this is what Maybe this is just a
Speaker 5: fucking short guy that just fucked the dude's wife and
Speaker 5: just fucked off stole his wallet and he's like that motherfucker.
Speaker 2: So. Other sources suggest that the earliest record instance of
Speaker 2: the word leprechaun and the English language at least was
Speaker 2: sixteen oh four, when the comedy play The Honest Whore
Speaker 2: Part two had a scene in which reads as irish
Speaker 2: as your irish lubricant, the spirit whom my preposterous charms,
Speaker 2: thus thy haste raised in the wrong circle. It's an
Speaker 2: old fucking place.
Speaker 4: And we talked about the Honest hour before.
Speaker 2: Last time probably recorded this what we did you think?
Speaker 4: So, yeah, I was gonna say, because I remember exactly
Speaker 4: saying doesn't that contradict itself? I was like, Okay, well
Speaker 4: maybe it doesn't. I was like, you can be slutty
Speaker 4: and just being like, yeah, you just like fuck every
Speaker 4: single dude and just just after you fuck them, you go,
Speaker 4: just so you know, I fucked your dad and your
Speaker 4: brother like literally earlier this morning, yep, and dad and
Speaker 4: the brother are outside the fucking room. They're like, not bad, eh, Okay,
Speaker 4: it wasn't bad. I wish you just didn't tell me that.
Speaker 2: So Lubriken or the log mayor the log her Man's
Speaker 2: or other derivatives of leprechawn. These words that where we
Speaker 2: led to calling them leprechauns is from these words, and obviously,
Speaker 2: like plays and stuff in everything cares, it just kind
Speaker 2: of carries on. David Russell mcanal.
Speaker 4: That is not his fucking name.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a mc.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a.
Speaker 2: McNally. That's not his last name.
Speaker 4: Is mc a n a l l y, McAnally, mcca.
Speaker 4: It's not as cl is it. It's McNeal, is it.
Speaker 2: Mcconnolly. No, it's McAnally.
Speaker 4: No, because if you separate, it'd be McConnelly. No, yes,
Speaker 4: it is. It's Irish. It's mcconnolly.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 4: It's gotta be because it's not like Mick. You just
Speaker 4: say the M and then you say the rest.
Speaker 2: Mcconnally, mcconnolly, mccanally.
Speaker 4: I don't think you accent the like that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4: It sounds like a McDonald's side promotional item.
Speaker 2: But so it would suggest that the lepper card is
Speaker 2: maybe the son of an evil spirit and a degenerate
Speaker 2: fairy like human what humans are, it's it's neither good
Speaker 2: or evil. It's kind of a mix of both, like
Speaker 2: human nature is. You remember, we're it's like everybody remember
Speaker 2: Richard Ramire said which one quote which one? We are
Speaker 2: all evil and we are all good. I'm not one
Speaker 2: hundred percent evil, but I am evil, you know. So
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, we're.
Speaker 4: All Yeah, Well, buddy, I think I think he did
Speaker 4: a little.
Speaker 2: More than Billy did. Hide in closets, but he never
Speaker 2: popped out.
Speaker 4: No, I just nobody even knew that I was there,
Speaker 4: Like next morning.
Speaker 2: Is breathing to sit there in the closet. But I
Speaker 2: didn't even peep on him. I just like to be
Speaker 2: in said, you didn't even pee in there? Like I
Speaker 2: just even that too.
Speaker 4: No, I never they would never have known any would
Speaker 4: you like to spy on the most Honestly, you you're a
Speaker 4: fucking psychopath. I guarantee, I have one hundred percent guarantee
Speaker 4: if I could have a camera when nobody's around you,
Speaker 4: You fucking ballerina dance down this basement, maybe screaming pitch
Speaker 4: Perfect going I am.
Speaker 2: Justin guess what, I've never seen pitch perfect or pitch
Speaker 2: Perfect two or pitch Perfect three whatever.
Speaker 4: I love how you know that there's three? All right?
Speaker 2: So other sources that would suggest that Leprechauns are smart,
Speaker 2: devious little things that would do almost anything to evade
Speaker 2: capture all over oiland however, there are different descriptions of
Speaker 2: the leprechaun. These range from having a long red jacket
Speaker 2: with several buttons on it each side, a short red
Speaker 2: jacket with seven buttons on each side.
Speaker 4: So there it is side. You mean, like they're doubled,
Speaker 4: like going down like you know those jackets. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: double jacket. Okay, well Santa also has that jacket.
Speaker 2: So and the thing is to h when we're talking
Speaker 2: about this stuff, like, it's weird that we celebrate with
Speaker 2: green when it comes to St. Patty's Day, We're all
Speaker 2: wearing green, and we got fucking green everywhere during the
Speaker 2: filming of this, And originally leprechauns are dressed in red
Speaker 2: and red's my favorite color. Actually, he's green, Actually your
Speaker 2: favorite color. Yeah, Red's my favorite color. And they used
Speaker 2: to wear red.
Speaker 4: Well, actually, to be fair, green was my favorite color
Speaker 4: all growing up, and then I had about an age
Speaker 4: where I'm like, wow, I'm a grown ass man. I
Speaker 4: shouldn't have a favorite fucking color, and I really don't.
Speaker 4: All colors kind of look nice that I read, and
Speaker 4: that's all I like, because you're a fucking child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a very mischievous and intelligent population of Ireland. Leprechauns
Speaker 2: are noted for their smart dress and red beaches. Breeches. Breeches,
Speaker 2: I guess breeches is like I spend suspenders and ship
Speaker 2: with black stockings and not underwear. Maybe yeah, breeches, I guess.
Speaker 2: I noted as noted prior a red jacket with filled
Speaker 2: with rough around his neck with frills around the wrist.
Speaker 2: He also dons black hat. But he looks like fucking
Speaker 2: guy from a Shakespeare play. Yeah, no, he looks like
Speaker 2: fucking prints. He's got free Shakespeare. Yeah, yeah, Shakespeare too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the big puffing arm. I was gonna like,
Speaker 2: Prince went out. Yeah, that's good going. That's why, Prince God,
Speaker 2: you're a fucking kid. Don't you say one word about
Speaker 2: the motherfucking times. You're kind of like what he's wearing.
Speaker 2: I don't like him. Yeah, he's too flamboyant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you would be fucking straight up. You should have
Speaker 4: been born in like two thousand and six. You'd crush
Speaker 4: it as a fucking gen z.
Speaker 2: I think you would. You get offended by everything? When
Speaker 2: the fuck have I ever been offended?
Speaker 4: When's the when's the last time you heard me go
Speaker 4: in private? Not on camera? When I'm trying to pander
Speaker 4: to an audience, go, wow, that's too far. It's usually like, hole, billy,
Speaker 4: do we need to call the cops on you right now?
Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, that's true, just
Speaker 2: set off so to set off his nice the clothes.
Speaker 2: He also wears a silver buckle on his belt, with
Speaker 2: silver silver buckles on his ankle length boots to match.
Speaker 2: But he's straight up. Is Santa Claus? Santa Claus a midget?
Speaker 2: A midget?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I can't say what the fuck am I allowed to
Speaker 6: say anymore?
Speaker 2: Little don't know, dude.
Speaker 4: I grew up and all these words are fine, and
Speaker 4: now nothing is.
Speaker 2: Okay. You can call them confused, you can call them
Speaker 2: we folk. Okay, that sounds so much worse. I gotta
Speaker 2: call them we folks. That sounds way worse. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: look what we folk there, And I learned Ireland, Ireland
Speaker 2: go down there, and midget was just so specific trying
Speaker 2: to look for porn. I look up midget porn, not
Speaker 2: dwarf porn or little people porn that would come up
Speaker 2: with little people porn. And now you're like, you got
Speaker 2: the f p I on you.
Speaker 4: I didn't mean young.
Speaker 2: I just meant it's little, very short. So so he's
Speaker 2: got he's got nice like silver buckles and stuff, and
Speaker 2: he's got like nice little boots and little little booties
Speaker 2: and stuff to match. He's about three feet tall, leprechaun
Speaker 2: cuts and alluring, charming profile, perched on top of the
Speaker 2: shoulder of his human host, which sounds like Leprecauns use
Speaker 2: humans and it's be like, you know, as their host,
Speaker 2: so they chilling them like. But the thing is, at
Speaker 2: the same time they try to trick them. So you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Oh, I guess uh, it probably
Speaker 2: wouldn't be that hard. Yeah, if you had like then,
Speaker 2: especially we'll talk to you later.
Speaker 4: Are probably so fucking stupid even now. People are still
Speaker 4: even big of now like how dumb people are. And
Speaker 4: we have the Internet, where like they could literally teach
Speaker 4: us anything and we're still absolutely fucking brain dead. But
Speaker 4: I think about back then, like with no education or nothing,
Speaker 4: people were probably just all absolutely fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: So and I guess they use humans kind of as
Speaker 2: a travel companion, especially when they come I think from
Speaker 2: the inner world. So that's why they perch on top
Speaker 2: of their shoulders and all that shit like that attached
Speaker 2: to themselves. To certain principled Irish clans, leprechauns are known
Speaker 2: to move abroad with these descendants, so they do use
Speaker 2: humans as kind of a way to trap. It's just
Speaker 2: like getting on.
Speaker 4: A giant your legs so much longer than mine.
Speaker 2: But I feel like that you have magic, their magical creatures.
Speaker 2: Couldn't you be like, I'm gonna I'm in Canada now.
Speaker 4: Oh that's teleportation. Just because you know how to do
Speaker 4: a couple of magic tricks doesn't mean you can teleport.
Speaker 2: I guess probably just magical tricks. So the leprechaun will
Speaker 2: mostly be found working on shoes, tink ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting,
Speaker 2: ting ting, make this little shoe here for you. It's
Speaker 2: so cute. It is cute. Shoes and ship. He's either
Speaker 2: has a wizened face or a fat, prissy round face
Speaker 2: red from drinking protein or moonshine. He drinks moonshine. A
Speaker 2: little fucker drinks moonshine? Is that like a potion? A
Speaker 2: potein protein is a potent something? A vodka, potato booze.
Speaker 2: It's vodka. It's booze made from potatoes, vodka semi. But
Speaker 2: but can you make moonshine from potato? I don't know
Speaker 2: what that is? In all descriptions. However, he carries a
Speaker 2: magical wand ready at hand for all purposes. And it's
Speaker 2: funny because we don't really see the magic wand when
Speaker 2: it comes to leprechauns. Yeah, like I don't remember seeing.
Speaker 4: Well, it's because now you're now you're starting to talk
Speaker 4: about Harry Pool.
Speaker 2: We know all about Harry Potters, the real story that
Speaker 2: was based on true story. The eighteenth century Irish poet
Speaker 2: William Anglingham.
Speaker 4: Describing Shakespeare was like, come on, I'm waiting for him
Speaker 4: to make the debut.
Speaker 2: Somewhere here we can talk about Shakespeare later. I thought
Speaker 2: he sucked his cousin wanted well, probably Growland Poe fed
Speaker 2: his fucked his thirteen year old cousin or some ship.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, what was that thing that you posted about
Speaker 2: Morgan Freeman? Oh yeah, that's actually like, that can't be true.
Speaker 2: According to Bill at Work, Morgan Freeman has sexual relationships
Speaker 2: with his granddaughter, but she wasn't actually blood related. The
Speaker 2: adopted her. And how young was she thirteen? She was
Speaker 2: sixteen at the time when they got together, and he
Speaker 2: was like how old I don't know, forties or fifties. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I was like, not, Morgan, No, that can't be true.
Speaker 2: Morgan has one of my favorite fucking quotes in the world.
Speaker 2: You know how to end racism? Stop talking about it.
Speaker 2: I don't know a white guys saying that?
Speaker 4: So who knows that?
Speaker 2: So? Yeah, So this is this is why it comes
Speaker 2: so the original like word that it comes from. With
Speaker 2: this play in the sixteenth century, then we traveled to
Speaker 2: the eighteenth century where Irish quote William Anglingham describes the
Speaker 2: appearance of Leprechaun as a wrinkled, wizened and bearded elf,
Speaker 2: spectacles stuck at a pointed nose. So they're wearing glasses
Speaker 2: because they're looking so careful, fucking yeah, choking on He.
Speaker 4: Probably got like super goggles too, like the goggles at
Speaker 4: the end.
Speaker 2: Like the Spy kids thing that like he clicks it
Speaker 2: and then like zooms in.
Speaker 4: Really fuck they probably not like that, but it's probably
Speaker 4: just those those goggles that are one size and.
Speaker 2: That diamond like that people. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, he's
Speaker 2: got spectrols on his point oh, silver buckles on his shoes.
Speaker 2: As we said, it says on his hose. I don't
Speaker 2: know what that.
Speaker 4: Means on his hose, all his women, I got all
Speaker 4: these on the hose.
Speaker 2: Got a leather apron like his fucking leather face, and
Speaker 2: a shoe in his lap, and it's weere he makes
Speaker 2: shoes in his lap. That's how he's got a leather
Speaker 2: apron like his leathered face. Yeah, leather face always wore
Speaker 2: leather apron or leather apron. No, it was man as
Speaker 2: humans probably, but it was probably just.
Speaker 4: Like a like a apron like around his waist just
Speaker 4: so the ship didn't get on.
Speaker 2: Yeah whatever he was. Yeah, and this is his description
Speaker 2: in the of where we get the mainstream main stream
Speaker 2: is that mainstream leprechauns? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: well known further Bury Treasure thought to be hidden at
Speaker 2: the end of an Irish rainbow. They are self appointed
Speaker 2: guardians of the irelands ancient buried treasure, and this is
Speaker 2: thought to be left by the Danes as they plummeged
Speaker 2: and pillaged obviously almost like the Knights Templar where they
Speaker 2: went around they fucked with everybody, yeah, and stole their gold.
Speaker 2: So they trusted the gold to the leprecauns, like you guys,
Speaker 2: take care of this stuff. We see we see you,
Speaker 2: we see you there. You doing good work. Here's a
Speaker 2: bunch of fucking gold. And if you protect we'll get
Speaker 2: you a bunch of hookers.
Speaker 4: Oh that's nice. But if I don't protect the gold
Speaker 4: and I take it, I could probably get more hookers
Speaker 4: than you're gonna give me. Yeah if you think like
Speaker 4: that though.
Speaker 2: So typically burying the treasure in crocs or pots deep
Speaker 2: in the Irish countryside.
Speaker 4: A fucking crock pot.
Speaker 2: No, not like a like.
Speaker 4: Are you talking about cooking pots? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like crocs?
Speaker 4: Oh no, you're talking about literally, yeah, like a witch's
Speaker 4: croc like that. That is what a le pot of
Speaker 4: gold is. Yeah, is those those big ass pots?
Speaker 2: All right? Before this gets warm, let's crack the fucking Guinness, try.
Speaker 4: To shake it up a little bit and no, you no,
Speaker 4: not unless you're pouring it, you fucking idiot. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: that's annoying. Oh my god speaking to Guinness. I saw
Speaker 4: a TikTok the other day and it blew my fucking mind.
Speaker 4: This one guy was like.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, guys, did you know that there's a
Speaker 2: ball in Kansa Guinness and then takes it out.
Speaker 6: You want to take out the ball, but then the
Speaker 6: fucking TikTok like prove it or not?
Speaker 4: Guys, Yeah, actually made a video trying to prove it
Speaker 4: that it was real. And I was like, but that's
Speaker 4: what I mean. I'm like anybody who's ever held a
Speaker 4: can of it, I'm like, do you not feel that
Speaker 4: there's something in there?
Speaker 2: If you have a stupid strange podcast.
Speaker 4: Or Billy I do storytime now, story time and then
Speaker 4: I just I just tell you ridiculous things that my
Speaker 4: mother taught me when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: And there they're not okay, all right, So obviously they
Speaker 2: they credit themselves for having kept these hordes safe for centuries.
Speaker 2: Like all the gold from the Danes. They regard humans
Speaker 2: as greedy, foolish creatures that are therefore not worthy of
Speaker 2: knowing where the treasure is buried, nor of course worthy
Speaker 2: of having access to the loot, which is extremely true.
Speaker 2: Humans are greedy, selfish pieces of ship. That's getting the
Speaker 2: mood of Ireland. Let's get let's go, let's get back
Speaker 2: in this. Yeah, you go, get some music, Let's go.
Speaker 4: If I drink enough whiskey, my girl friend won't be
Speaker 4: mad at me, and even if she is, I will
Speaker 4: know because the fud.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Okay, do you want to shot off? Jamison?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: That was good. I had to get a little Celtic
Speaker 4: mood there. Turn off.
Speaker 2: That was good. That was a good song. Don't We're good?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Stop? I don't want to shot come on later.
Speaker 2: So obviously like that humans are greedy. They're greedy creatures.
Speaker 2: They think of humans as greedy, foolish creatures, knowing where
Speaker 2: the treasure is buried, nor of course worthy of having
Speaker 2: ex slute. They don't want to have anything to do
Speaker 2: with it. So if caught by human, the leprechaun will
Speaker 2: promise great wealth if he is allowed to go free. Therefore,
Speaker 2: the leprechaun always carries two leather pouches because there are
Speaker 2: a bun two fucking liars. Yep, that's all they are. Yes,
Speaker 2: they definitely are. In one, there is a magical silver
Speaker 2: shilling which returns to his purse cute every time it
Speaker 2: is out. That's the cut per and the other pouch
Speaker 2: he carries a gold coin, which he only uses in
Speaker 2: very difficult situations. For example, if a human catches the leprechaun,
Speaker 2: and so he has one one coin, one purse, one
Speaker 2: purse with a coincident, and then if you take it out,
Speaker 2: it always reappears back with the leprechauns Oh sweet, I'm
Speaker 2: get rich. And as soon as you take one out
Speaker 2: and you're like putting them back and you're putting them
Speaker 2: in your fucking backpack or some ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and the second like you let go of it
Speaker 4: to reach your driving, the.
Speaker 2: Exact it back over and over and over again, which is.
Speaker 4: Kind of cool. So like that guy could literally pay
Speaker 4: for anything in his entire life is with that one coin,
Speaker 4: as long as it only cost that one coin. If
Speaker 4: that coin, I hope costs like a million dollars because
Speaker 4: he could just keep buying things that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that comes back you put in a vending machine.
Speaker 4: But I don't need change, you keep it. You just
Speaker 4: put this right in your tail there.
Speaker 2: But so then the captive will give the human the
Speaker 2: gold coin. The human will immediately let go of the
Speaker 2: leprechaun that's the other pouch, so supposed to be like
Speaker 2: here's like gold coin and he lets go you and
Speaker 2: oil and behold. The coin will immediately turn into ashes
Speaker 2: and then blink of an eye, the leprechaun will vanish.
Speaker 2: So the humans human must not take his eye off him.
Speaker 2: It almost is like, so the sneaky he is, they're
Speaker 2: they're sneaky, sneaky, they're they're they're vindictive, sneaky pieces of ship.
Speaker 2: That's what they are. And it's interesting that they do that.
Speaker 2: They have these like small like almost like spell charms,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean that like kind of they
Speaker 2: fuck with you. That's that's what lepreqns are. They literally
Speaker 2: fuck with you. Oh, I thought it was gonna be
Speaker 2: more upbeat.
Speaker 4: This seems like a lepre slow dance, where like he'd
Speaker 4: move his hand down her back slowly and.
Speaker 2: Just like hope he drives the boobies or the bump bums. Booty,
Speaker 2: that's what I meant to say, the booty, I said
Speaker 2: the boot. All right, So there you just did both.
Speaker 2: They play the fiddle and the harp, and they're well
Speaker 2: known for the musical talents. The harp is kind of
Speaker 2: they play fiddles and harps. Fiddles are fine. They're well
Speaker 2: known for the music talents. I know. They are known
Speaker 2: to have wild music sessions at night. So everyone's fucking
Speaker 2: like sorting coke and sham. Yeah, this kid is going.
Speaker 2: It's like freaking ship.
Speaker 4: You feel like if the cops come, we're just smiles
Speaker 4: smiles of coin.
Speaker 2: It's known as Celious, with hundreds of Irish lepkrons gathering
Speaker 2: together to dance, sing and drink protein.
Speaker 4: These motherfuckers that kind of like, what's that? What's the
Speaker 4: native of jump.
Speaker 2: Jumpble? That was like a jump jump Wow. But it's funny.
Speaker 2: That's where we get all this tradition from. And the
Speaker 2: fact is Irish people also don't give a ship that
Speaker 2: all around the world celebrates a funny like a fun
Speaker 2: way of drinking and stuff like that, and like a.
Speaker 4: Lot most Irish do you really think of it take
Speaker 4: a lot for us to be like, okay, wow, we
Speaker 4: can't make this about drinking, buddy, I mean Christmas about drinking.
Speaker 2: So they love having like parties and getting drunk. And
Speaker 2: that's funny. Why this is what's based on this whole
Speaker 2: culture of having Saint Pattie's Day and both of us
Speaker 2: working in bars and stuff. Guess what I always booked
Speaker 2: off Saint Patty's Dy because I didn't want to fucking
Speaker 2: work when I was a cook. So they never do, however,
Speaker 2: become so drunk that the hand that holds the tiny
Speaker 2: shoehammer becomes so unsteady that the shoemaker's work is affected.
Speaker 2: So these motherfuckers are so good at their jobs that
Speaker 2: they're they will get they will have parties, they will
Speaker 2: get fucking wasted. I don't think they'll get ed.
Speaker 4: I think they'll have like a sip of a drink
Speaker 4: and they'll be like, if I have more than that,
Speaker 4: i'm gonna shake.
Speaker 2: I better stop drinking. I want to see a party
Speaker 2: of like a hundred leprechauns. They're three feet tall, so
Speaker 2: the size of like a little gray alien or something
Speaker 2: like that, and I want to see them all drinking
Speaker 2: and then just like you just like pour it, like
Speaker 2: you'd like here, have a shot. You hand them a
Speaker 2: glass like this, and then they're like trying to hold
Speaker 2: it with their little hands because I've also it says
Speaker 2: three feet tall. I guess, okay, that's tiny ship. I
Speaker 2: was thinking, h.
Speaker 4: Three literally half of me okay, No, I was thinking
Speaker 4: they were smaller though.
Speaker 2: I thought they were like very side three feet were
Speaker 2: like like this I'm talking about like a munch people
Speaker 2: are on the audio. Three feet yeah, like a like
Speaker 2: a small like a little person, like right here, a
Speaker 2: little person. I just want to mention that I thought too,
Speaker 2: they were like more or less like fairies in folklore,
Speaker 2: so they were.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I would think like maybe like a like
Speaker 4: a maybe.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought, that you could see them like
Speaker 2: running around. They're like little tiny fuckers. Man, that's what
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 4: Three feet that's like that's that's okay.
Speaker 2: We gotta we gotta, we have a fu it. I
Speaker 2: might even talk about we have a famous Scottish fan
Speaker 2: that loves this ship Shadowed Terry, but we need an
Speaker 2: Irish fan to explain all this ship to us, and
Speaker 2: I know there's people from Ireland to listen. So my
Speaker 2: brother's death. If you don't know, what do you guys
Speaker 2: know about Leprecas? Are we being uh insensitive Danny's dad
Speaker 2: was born in Dublin. Really, that's pretty dope. Actually, I
Speaker 2: actually feel like I know what Irish do when I
Speaker 2: used to work at an Irish pub, but who cares?
Speaker 2: So I just found if they would get, they would
Speaker 2: drink and they would do all the stuff, but they
Speaker 2: would never let it affect them, for like their tinkering.
Speaker 2: So other source suggests that on the west coast of Violin,
Speaker 2: where the Atlantic winds bring constant rain and winds, the
Speaker 2: Leprechauns would dispense with all their frills and favors of
Speaker 2: a freezy coat. A type of plaster were to protect
Speaker 2: his smart suit and his hat. So his very nice
Speaker 2: dress so he would wear something to protect it. He's
Speaker 2: also so protected by the overcoat that a person would
Speaker 2: pass the leprechaut on the road and not even knows
Speaker 2: he was there. It's almost like the invisibility cloak and
Speaker 2: hairy corner.
Speaker 4: True storm, shut the fut, I'm not going down this road.
Speaker 2: The Leprechaon family would be split into two different groups.
Speaker 2: The Leptons would be deemed to be hard working folk
Speaker 2: with principles and occupation as shoemakers and tinkerers, so they
Speaker 2: like they were tinkerers. So anyone that dared to say different, Uh,
Speaker 2: they actually were using a derogatory word if you called
Speaker 2: them something different. So we already did already.
Speaker 4: But they're they didn't like if you.
Speaker 2: People lens are super.
Speaker 4: Sensitive, I'm saying any short person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I guess they're exceptional in the realm of
Speaker 2: the fairy world as they're only fairy who have a
Speaker 2: They're the only fairy folk. I guess because we talked
Speaker 2: about fairies. I love talking about fairies. The fairy episode
Speaker 2: was fucking hilarious. But because they have a trade, no
Speaker 2: other fairies actually worked. They're like, we go to work
Speaker 2: every day, we working on the hustlers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're fucking hustler pieces like I was gonna say,
Speaker 4: pieces of ship kind of. That's pretty much what they are.
Speaker 2: Tinkerers are. In fact, they make metal, their metal boot
Speaker 2: makers and trades people have a great ability to mend
Speaker 2: and fix things. Whether they're cousins. The clergecons are very
Speaker 2: different caricatures characters. What are the clergicons too enter into
Speaker 2: the world of the leprechauns drunken cousin The clergecon clergicon
Speaker 2: meaning cobblahr kon shoemaker so Leprechauns are essentially tinkerers that
Speaker 2: make shoes and tinker and fix things to mend them
Speaker 2: and make them like better and to fix things, while
Speaker 2: their cousins are more or less shoemakers that get drunk
Speaker 2: and don't focus very well.
Speaker 4: They're like, this shoe is gonna be really good if
Speaker 4: you have like nine toes on one foot, and I
Speaker 4: made it more every toe. I don't know why I
Speaker 4: did that. I really hope somebody pies us from me.
Speaker 2: Leprechauns are also highly embarrassed by their drunken cousins, and
Speaker 2: they are known to h totally disassociate themselves from them,
Speaker 2: not even acknowledging they exist. You know that ant that
Speaker 2: you don't mind.
Speaker 4: You know what that is a piece of shit family, man?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, they're the ant that you don't like.
Speaker 4: Fuck them, the ones that fucking cut themselves out. I
Speaker 4: don't care what that ant did. That's your fucking family,
Speaker 4: and you treat them with respect.
Speaker 2: I don't care. You can choose your friends, you can't
Speaker 2: choose your family.
Speaker 4: Right exactly, and you appreciate your family for who the
Speaker 4: fuck it is. Yeah, that's your family man, all right.
Speaker 2: So leprechauns are highly embarrassed by their drunken cousins, and
Speaker 2: they are known to be like totally dissociate themselves from them,
Speaker 2: not even acknowledging their existence. The clergycons are my fucking favorite, though,
Speaker 2: because Nicholas oh oh kearney, do you? The nineteenth century
Speaker 2: folkloris in eighteen fifty five describes the coach con as
Speaker 2: another being of the same class. He is jo red faced,
Speaker 2: a drunken little fellow, and was ever found in the
Speaker 2: cellar with a brim full of tank called of wine
Speaker 2: in his hand, singing away merrily. Any wine cellar known
Speaker 2: to be haunted by a sprite was doomed to bring
Speaker 2: their owner a speedy ruin.
Speaker 4: So is the one that literally just went on the
Speaker 4: wine ruin it? Oh, I knew it, but this is
Speaker 4: from what I'm trying to explain it as.
Speaker 2: Well, touching the.
Speaker 4: Not the that like walked in and like broken everyone's wind.
Speaker 2: Yes, the clergy coon do do that. They literally like
Speaker 2: well like they do do they will fuck with you.
Speaker 2: If the clergyicon mistreated in any way, they will rehab
Speaker 2: it on your home and your wine cellar. So they're
Speaker 2: born hypocrites. They steal everything.
Speaker 4: Inside hbody the hardest.
Speaker 2: Take my wife, no, my wine cellar.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Literally, if they see a dishonest servant or human drunkard, drunkard,
Speaker 2: so they see a drunk human, they will torment the
Speaker 2: victim by jumping case to case to follow him or hurt.
Speaker 8: So so you have a wine and this guy's jumping from
Speaker 8: and fucking with them essentially, and that's what they do,
Speaker 8: is that these clergy cons will fuck with you and
Speaker 8: drink all your wine.
Speaker 2: You'll come down stairs and you'll see this little wee
Speaker 2: man or I don't think the three feet I've heard
Speaker 2: there's like they're like the like everything exaggerated. So I
Speaker 2: would think should be the size of this bottle. That
Speaker 2: how I would see them like tall enough where they
Speaker 2: could hide and not be seen. With the size of.
Speaker 4: A mickey, person could hide very well and not be seen.
Speaker 2: Very well.
Speaker 4: It would it would I would just go around, dude.
Speaker 4: My my sight of vision only goes down.
Speaker 2: Imagine sometimes you open the.
Speaker 4: Door and I'm like, oh, Tom, you're you're there. I
Speaker 4: gotta look down like you're not towering. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 4: like seventeen.
Speaker 2: If you were six foot seven, I would maybe be like,
Speaker 2: all right, but you're not tall. But remember in the
Speaker 2: Urban Legends episode where we talked about that like clown
Speaker 2: statue and it was a midget standing there. They're just
Speaker 2: like froze. Yeah, they're not sure, Like how the fuck
Speaker 2: is pretty? They're kind of like born hypocrites, and they
Speaker 2: will jump and they will torment your victim if you're drunk.
Speaker 2: The funny thing is they get drunk. They're a bunch
Speaker 2: of idiots that get drunk and they will fuck with
Speaker 2: you so like, which I find is finny. They are
Speaker 2: like literally bitter little monsters. They will go against you
Speaker 2: based on everything you do. But there are the best
Speaker 2: way to keep them happy and on your side is
Speaker 2: to keep your liquor cabinet well stocked. Make sure you
Speaker 2: keep that shit stocked.
Speaker 4: But like how much money might because if they're like
Speaker 4: clearing out liquor cabinets, like how.
Speaker 2: How I know how much do they drink? For such
Speaker 2: little people?
Speaker 4: Because no, but like I'm saying, how stock do you
Speaker 4: have to keep it? See, like I wouldn't be able
Speaker 4: to go to the fucking liquor store fast enough if.
Speaker 2: You fucking don't small. Just take one little little puff.
Speaker 4: I don't get I can't really tired, just want like,
Speaker 4: just like if I start falling asleep, just fairlyhale it it.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's it. That's all you get. That's it.
Speaker 2: It's funny if you get tired off of that.
Speaker 4: Podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're smoking and enjoyed because they're supposed to be
Speaker 2: a fun wine in one. I want to fuck around
Speaker 2: with a little bit. But it's like you have to
Speaker 2: keep your ship well stuck because you want to keep
Speaker 2: them drunk because then they're like not gonna be as mischievous.
Speaker 2: I guess that's how drunkn they like. I don't wonder.
Speaker 2: I don't understand.
Speaker 4: They're clearing out wine cellars cellars. A cellar indicates if
Speaker 4: you have a wine cellar. I'm going to say off
Speaker 4: the top of my head, that indicates you have a
Speaker 4: minimum of fifty bottles of wine down there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you'd have to have a lot of wine.
Speaker 4: That's going to be a minimum to have a cellar.
Speaker 4: And that that's a man mom. You know sellers usually
Speaker 4: have more than that.
Speaker 2: Springing All his friend's name Mike Yo Jerry. You hear
Speaker 2: about this guy, Uh, what's an Irish name?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You hear this guy O'Brien, O'Brien. O'Brien's got a bunch
Speaker 2: of booze man his friend. You come down to Damien's
Speaker 2: an Irish name.
Speaker 4: It is, that's where my brother's stats from.
Speaker 2: Kind downstairs, and then you know, there's all these little
Speaker 2: people and that's why I picture them like tiny little fuckers.
Speaker 2: They're all on the wine barrels and they're all drinking.
Speaker 2: You come stairs, like what the fuck? And then it's
Speaker 2: a Gulliver's travel where they're like hitting you with spikes
Speaker 2: and like pinning you to the ground, you know, golf.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But like, okay, so let's talk about like a
Speaker 4: normal wine cellar. Though, So like I'm saying fifty if
Speaker 4: you're like, if you're like I own a wine cellar
Speaker 4: and you like wanted to brag about it, and you
Speaker 4: needed enough wine down there to call it a cellar,
Speaker 4: you put about fifty bottles. But I went down to
Speaker 4: one of my friend's house his father had a wine cellar,
Speaker 4: went down there, and I'm gonna say, like what he
Speaker 4: had down there was the two into maybe four hundred
Speaker 4: bottles of wine fu yeah, I'm like.
Speaker 2: A wine zone. I think it was about like sixty
Speaker 2: seventy bottles.
Speaker 4: Like that's a lot.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a lot that a sixty seventy bottles can
Speaker 2: fit in. Like he used to make his own wine.
Speaker 4: That can fit in like three cabinets. If you have
Speaker 4: like a cellar, like a basement cellar, and it's full,
Speaker 4: you're talking like hundreds of bottles of wine.
Speaker 2: My grandpa used to make his own wine. Nice to
Speaker 2: steal it. Hey, you don't need you know, you don't
Speaker 2: know he's dead now, you don't know at all, you know, actually.
Speaker 4: He knows now he's with yours, I know.
Speaker 2: And they like they would literally like fuck with you.
Speaker 2: And if if you didn't treat the clergy con well,
Speaker 2: they would end up fucking with you so much that
Speaker 2: they end up destroying your like your ship, they would
Speaker 2: destroy your lives. And if a clergyicon are mistreated in
Speaker 2: any way, they watch your recabin on your home and
Speaker 2: your wife's like we said, yeah, but they're just they're
Speaker 2: just like dicks, like there they're they're dishonest. And whether
Speaker 2: or not a clergyicon is a distinct species or a fairy,
Speaker 2: there is no they're related to whatever leprechauns are, and uh,
Speaker 2: they are just leprechauns on a bender every night. The
Speaker 2: Leprechaun family, however, would reject this notion, and they actually,
Speaker 2: by fact, they don't even mention the clergy coon in
Speaker 2: the same breath. They're like, they don't, we don't know them,
Speaker 2: We have no idea who they are. We don't, we
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 4: Do you imagine being such a piece of shit family member?
Speaker 4: Yet literally as a family member, the fact.
Speaker 2: That they won't even acknowledge their drunken cousin that is
Speaker 2: like way worse than they are, is like fucked up.
Speaker 4: Which that that's a big thing too, Like everyone has
Speaker 4: that family member, right, and there's there's no harm in
Speaker 4: being like, huh, yeah, that's my fucking cousin, and you're like,
Speaker 4: that's him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a fucking character, all right, he's a character.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like we don't get along that much, maybe we
Speaker 4: don't talk that much, but yeah, that's my cousin. But
Speaker 4: to be like, I don't know, I don't know, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you're a terrible fucking person.
Speaker 2: So in the country of Cork, for example, the clergyicon
Speaker 2: would appear to haunt the cellar of a Quaker gentleman
Speaker 2: called mister Harris. What do they mean, Quaker gentleman? That's
Speaker 2: what I was thinking, is Auaker gentleman. I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: it makes one oatmeal.
Speaker 4: Ya. It's like it's like every child may have bowls
Speaker 4: of maple syrup and brown sugar. Sorry, maple syrup, brown
Speaker 4: sugar and cinnamon, that's what it is. Or no apple cinnamon.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, cream Okay, yeah, that's that joint. Definitely got
Speaker 2: me stones, dude, I'm fucking high. You took one little
Speaker 2: I don't smoke weed.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you. I just said the words.
Speaker 2: Yeah you did. I hope you stay focused right now.
Speaker 2: So this is stop handing. I gave you one little puff.
Speaker 2: I don't smoke weed. I told you. Okay, so let's
Speaker 2: get you keep.
Speaker 4: Telling telling me to stop doing that. You've got that.
Speaker 2: I'm also drinking straight. You want some ship drinking straight
Speaker 2: to smoke joints. So apparently the cook So this Quaker
Speaker 2: home boy, whatever that is, I'm gonna start calling people
Speaker 2: Quakers and I'm like, you're a motherfucking Quaker. You know that?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, Well be careful because that might actually mean something.
Speaker 4: We don't know what, so we're gonna look it up and.
Speaker 2: Start screaming at the alexia. Where the fuck we need
Speaker 2: to start having? No, I keep it, would leave a
Speaker 2: meal for the clergy con for his uh, for this service.
Speaker 2: The clergy con would manage the cellar. He's like organizing
Speaker 2: his fucking wine barrels and ship. He's like, all right,
Speaker 2: so we got the the dark musky wine over here,
Speaker 2: we got the sweet raspberry wine over here. We got
Speaker 2: our sprits over there. He literally kept he fed him
Speaker 2: and would have a good meal paid for him.
Speaker 4: That nice description of wine. I liked it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You explain why to me. I'm not
Speaker 2: a connoisseur. I have a whiskey connoisseur and liquor. You
Speaker 2: hate liquor, all right, tell me it's not even that
Speaker 2: I don't even think.
Speaker 4: Okay, to be fair, I will, but starting point, I'd
Speaker 4: like you to explain to me the difference between Irish
Speaker 4: whiskey and an American whiskey.
Speaker 2: The way it's it's Captain Beryls. That was that? I
Speaker 2: love that guest. That was a pretty good guess. That
Speaker 2: was a pretty good guest, was it? No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is the way it's fermented, but not quite.
Speaker 2: So they will have it on your cellar. And this
Speaker 2: one home boy that for some reason they called him
Speaker 2: a Quaker. I don't know why. But his name is
Speaker 2: mister his name is mister Quaker. His name is mister Harris.
Speaker 2: But he's a Quaker gentleman. So he wears a wig.
Speaker 2: Is that's what I think? If he means somebody that.
Speaker 4: Feed him.
Speaker 2: And this dude would manage his seller. That's why I
Speaker 2: lost my train of thought. He's managing his cellar. Okay,
Speaker 2: he's he's.
Speaker 4: He's managing it. So there's enough bottles for him to
Speaker 4: actually spend a.
Speaker 2: Day down there, Like all right, okay, So Savant Blanc
Speaker 2: goes here and then we got the Pino Grigio here
Speaker 2: and he's like he's coming down. So he's like, what's up, buddy,
Speaker 2: how's it going? And he's like, oh, I got some
Speaker 2: meal for you. And he's like, so I got everything
Speaker 2: sorted out. What do you want tonight? What do you
Speaker 2: want it? Like? I would do that for a little
Speaker 2: a little slave, little man.
Speaker 4: I'm just okay, okay, So I googled it. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: just just for a fun fact, if you put what
Speaker 4: is a cute?
Speaker 2: It says, what is a Quaker? That's literally Google's.
Speaker 4: First fucking thing. I don't know if it's because it
Speaker 4: was listening to me or not. That could be thing
Speaker 4: that I put what is a que Quakers also called
Speaker 4: friends belong to historically Christian known formally as religious Society
Speaker 4: of Friends.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Members of the various Quaker movements are also genuinely united
Speaker 4: by their beliefs and their ability of each human being exemplant. Wow,
Speaker 4: I too drunk to say that word exemplatorary.
Speaker 2: Be exemptly Now that's a hard you know what, head,
Speaker 2: But you can't say we can't do this.
Speaker 4: You know, Yeah, there you got access in light within
Speaker 4: that God is in everybody. So he's pretty much a Christian,
Speaker 4: I guess.
Speaker 2: I don't like the religious aspect. Would beat me. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna start calling you a Quaker man. So we're just wanting.
Speaker 2: So he's hanging out with what, essentially, I guess to
Speaker 2: the clergic con is his friend, and this guy serving
Speaker 2: the clergicicon food to manage his wine cellar and hang
Speaker 2: out with him and be cool with him. Kind of yeah, right,
Speaker 2: So the clergicon would manage the cellar. On one particular night,
Speaker 2: after an exhausted day, the cook only left a small
Speaker 2: amount of meat some potatoes, and I guess that's it.
Speaker 2: There's some potatoes he just left. He's like, usual, cook
Speaker 2: this motherfucker a steak, like he's cooking for like he's
Speaker 2: in twenty like sixteen, cooking for his dog. I'm gonna,
Speaker 2: I'm gona and make a misteak because I got no
Speaker 2: woman in my life right now. Was that like how
Speaker 2: you felt me? Yeah? Didn't you had a dog and
Speaker 2: you were single. And she's like, I didn't cook. I'm
Speaker 2: cooking a steak.
Speaker 4: I didn't cook for me, and I would have if
Speaker 4: I did cook, but I didn't cook. I went to
Speaker 4: fast food joints if there was no fast food joints.
Speaker 2: Absolutely so, Billy's dog will die extremely soon.
Speaker 4: Me and my dog had French fries together.
Speaker 2: Prayers to Chloe Kardashian. You think a cook steak is
Speaker 2: good for you? Red Dog? Oh okay, we're not getting into.
Speaker 4: This because it was a nice name and it was
Speaker 4: already given this so.
Speaker 2: He obviously apparently the cook would have his meal for
Speaker 2: the clergy coon for his service. And one day, you know,
Speaker 2: we only fed in potatoes, so and raised the clerg con.
Speaker 4: Yeah you get so he enraged fam he.
Speaker 2: Raised the clergy coon, and that marched upstairs and took
Speaker 2: a bewildered the bewildered cook. So all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: he's like, what are you doing on my wine? So
Speaker 2: I thought you were organizing this is my kitten. I
Speaker 2: thought you were goask in between the Sovan bank and
Speaker 2: the Pinot Grigio. I thought, I thought that's what we're doing.
Speaker 2: So he marches upstairs, all angry and dragging her because
Speaker 2: his wife downstairs or I guess it's it's supposed to
Speaker 2: be mister Harris, but it says that he drags her
Speaker 2: downstairs and starts beating her. Oh, so he beats the
Speaker 2: guy's wife because missus, mister Harris. So this leprechaun, I
Speaker 2: am strong because obviously obviously this uh obviously this story
Speaker 2: he literally obviously because it's a kind of an old
Speaker 2: dated story where it's saying that the female cooked and
Speaker 2: made the food and the guy just brought him down
Speaker 2: and started like feeding the leprechaun or the clergy con too.
Speaker 2: So when he only gets potatoes, the clergy coon goes upstairs,
Speaker 2: drags the wife downstairs, beats her, and then the husband,
Speaker 2: mother fucker just get crazy. And the husband was so
Speaker 2: enraged that he was determined, determined to get rid of
Speaker 2: this clergy can out of his life.
Speaker 4: You know what all I'm thinking, I can't stop thinking
Speaker 4: about it is how desperate of some man was to
Speaker 4: keep his family when he was so boring.
Speaker 2: He's like, wait, I'm interesting. Let me tell you the story.
Speaker 4: And this is where this came from.
Speaker 2: So it's like, I swear to God, I'm not a
Speaker 2: drunk all the time. Yeah, I know things that you
Speaker 2: don't know. Let me tell you. You know, you know why
Speaker 2: I was downstairs for so long. I was organizing the
Speaker 2: one something. Do you see how this penal green next
Speaker 2: to savon blanc, the only two that I can remember,
Speaker 2: next to the red wine. And then there's the white wine.
Speaker 2: And then we have the kind of p looking wine
Speaker 2: where it looks like someone's peepee, and we have that
Speaker 2: over here, and then and we have this other wine
Speaker 2: that is kind of red wine, but it's not.
Speaker 7: And then he's like, oh, you're talking about pp You're
Speaker 7: talking about ice wine.
Speaker 2: Ice wan. I don't think I recognized by color he
Speaker 2: goes no, wait by color and then and then is
Speaker 2: the Leprechaun doing the older clerkgicon during the whole time,
Speaker 2: and he's just like, nothing's room, watching hockey out the
Speaker 2: window because they didn't have TV's back then. So seasons
Speaker 2: you think they had hockey just choking? All right, what
Speaker 2: were you gonna say?
Speaker 4: Say?
Speaker 2: Fun?
Speaker 4: Fact, they would never have ice wine either.
Speaker 2: They're downstairs. He drags his wife. The Lepkon drags the
Speaker 2: wife downstairs. Were only cooking potatoes. So this guy is pissed.
Speaker 2: He is mad, so he's out and rage and mad.
Speaker 2: He's a man. So try to get rid of the
Speaker 2: clergicon once and for all. Because at first, Homeboy's doing
Speaker 2: in favors, he's helping out with them, like I just
Speaker 2: blaze the joint. We're drinking, we're having fun for this episode,
Speaker 2: and he drags his wife downstairs. He gets pissed. He
Speaker 2: tries to get rid of him once for all. So
Speaker 2: having been told that if he moved beyond a running stream,
Speaker 2: which is crazy, he's like luring this clergy con and
Speaker 2: to be like, let's go and get him out of
Speaker 2: the get rid of the clergy coon. Mister Harris attempted
Speaker 2: to do it just by moving all the household furniture
Speaker 2: and this you mean, like, now listen to this, the
Speaker 2: cellars barrels of wine to a river stream because supposed
Speaker 2: to be leprechauns or clergy cons can't cross a stream
Speaker 2: of water for some reason.
Speaker 4: Oh, I thought you meant like he moved it all
Speaker 4: into the river so he wouldn't understand that he wasn't
Speaker 4: in the house anymore. So, which is so he moved
Speaker 4: his house to outside of a house across the river.
Speaker 2: No, he literally moved his ship. It is like literally
Speaker 2: taking your couch, your teeth and putting it right beside
Speaker 2: a river bed and be im like.
Speaker 4: This is right, I live. Now come get me.
Speaker 2: You can't get over it, can you can you? He's
Speaker 2: looking at I was like, step over the line, bitch.
Speaker 2: Come here is that river right there? You ain't getting
Speaker 2: across it? Because literally ridiculous. This is part of the
Speaker 2: folklore in the magic. Because however, the clue Jicon, knowing
Speaker 2: what was happening, He's like, man, they're trying to They're
Speaker 2: trying to move across that goddamn river. You know what
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna wedge my fucking self, my
Speaker 2: little tiny body in between two barrels of beer. And
Speaker 2: that's why these motherfuckers at three feet.
Speaker 4: They're like three feet why are they carrying two barrels
Speaker 4: of beer?
Speaker 2: You he moved his wine cellar, because that's what No,
Speaker 2: I'm talking about all the barrels. He moved all the
Speaker 2: barrels his furniture from his home. But you would have
Speaker 2: moved it one of tas a ridiculous story. This is folklore.
Speaker 2: This is not a fact.
Speaker 4: If somebody walks down to his beer cellar, he's like, ah,
Speaker 4: there's two barrels. You're better moving it at the same time,
Speaker 4: because I'm the fucking false.
Speaker 2: Says the legend. Mister Harris attempted to move all of
Speaker 2: his household furniture and sellar, barrels and wine to across
Speaker 2: this river.
Speaker 4: And one goes and one goes the same time.
Speaker 2: Buddy.
Speaker 6: Just they're saying, yes, you are. You said he weds himself.
Speaker 6: You said he wedged himself in between two barrels. So
Speaker 6: that means both barrels would have been hadn't have been
Speaker 6: carried at the same time while he was inside of
Speaker 6: both of them. So somebody was strong enough to pick
Speaker 6: up two barrels of fucking booze connected and been like,
Speaker 6: I wonder what's and something?
Speaker 2: He never seems to get it. Get it? Okay, they
Speaker 2: had horses, they had donkeys or whatever. That doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: No, you don't get it.
Speaker 4: So no, nod, shit, I'm mad about this. He goes downstairs.
Speaker 4: He wedges himself in between two barrels. Okay, so now
Speaker 4: now the mister wants to come move the barrel and
Speaker 4: put it on whatever back of carriage of whatever.
Speaker 2: You had.
Speaker 4: Understand that, So he picks up both barrels at the
Speaker 4: same time. This guy's this guy's hall strength. No, I'm
Speaker 4: mad about this though. I don't like this because a
Speaker 4: lot of stories, at least you can't poke this bad
Speaker 4: of a hole in them.
Speaker 2: He was just having fun. However, the clergy gone new
Speaker 2: that he wedges off between barrels, and they began to
Speaker 2: move a wagon load of goods. See how you, Oh,
Speaker 2: you didn't know. You didn't know. You didn't know either,
Speaker 2: you you did not know. I just said they they're
Speaker 2: having a horse, they're having a carriage, they're having a wagon.
Speaker 4: No, you said, he I thought he wedged himself in
Speaker 4: the basement. You didn't even know that was the stuff already. Okay,
Speaker 4: but even that that means that means the horse again.
Speaker 2: That really be smoking, even a puff of a joy,
Speaker 2: that would be fair. I'd enjoy that that was a puff.
Speaker 4: But even that, that means the horse has to cross
Speaker 4: the river.
Speaker 2: It's going to be longer than the same path, the same,
Speaker 2: the same Valentine's desks.
Speaker 4: Are you making the horse cross the river?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yes, the horses can go in water. Okay, they
Speaker 2: like it, I would curgecon okay. He was himself in
Speaker 2: between barrels as he began to move with his wagonload
Speaker 2: of goods. Here the noise the clergyicon called out, here
Speaker 2: we go, miss master, Here we all all together? What
Speaker 2: shouted missus, mister Harris, dost thou all go? Also? Yes, Master,
Speaker 2: to be sure, Master, here we go all together. In
Speaker 2: that case, replied mister Harris, let's cart, the carts be unloaded,
Speaker 2: and we will all just be where we should be.
Speaker 2: Mister Harris died soon after, so literally he was like,
Speaker 2: let's just unload here, it is said whoever. The clergyicon
Speaker 2: still haunts the Harris family so says that he's carrying
Speaker 2: this motherfucker along and then he's like, I'm hiding here,
Speaker 2: and he's like, yes, let's let's go, master, let's go
Speaker 2: towards the like where we're going to hang out. Like
Speaker 2: this guy's little a little bit of a boost. It's
Speaker 2: like there's such little assholes, it's ridiculous. Like they will
Speaker 2: be like I'm coming along, I'm coming, I'm here, I'm
Speaker 2: here right now, I'm coming along. Yeah, and he wanted
Speaker 2: to unload him and kind of like, uh, where we are,
Speaker 2: We're just gonna let leave everything where it is, and
Speaker 2: then he died after like the curse. But there they
Speaker 2: can be merry and even quite charming. But they play pranks.
Speaker 2: The biggest thing Leprechauns and clerg cons or whatever. There's
Speaker 2: many different versions of seem like the biggest folklore. But
Speaker 2: how they play pranks on people, and they're usually unpleasant
Speaker 2: at times due to their excessive drinking and their short tempers.
Speaker 2: They have a little gauge or care for the troubles
Speaker 2: for others, so they don't give a ship about what
Speaker 2: I thought you said.
Speaker 4: They had a little gauge like like they pulled it
Speaker 4: out of their pocket, going like what am I doing today?
Speaker 2: I think I gauged by a gun? Like see me,
Speaker 2: you think I'm a little man. I got a gun
Speaker 2: that weighs ten times more than me. This is worth.
Speaker 2: The problem is I don't say anything, so it's like
Speaker 2: and it's kind of crazy. So they don't give a
Speaker 2: ship about the pranks they're playing upon you and your
Speaker 2: family and what's happening.
Speaker 4: Don't fuck with me.
Speaker 2: So unless you want your booze and your cupboard cleared out,
Speaker 2: I like my boots. I want to be the one
Speaker 2: to clear my copveroard. It's Leprecaun and calm Alex.
Speaker 4: That mother drank, yeah, a couple, but I thought he
Speaker 4: wasn't drinking, but he had a few, and then I
Speaker 4: was like, fuck that that's less than I thought I
Speaker 4: had at home. I'm an alcoholic. I came home to
Speaker 4: three beers instead of five, and I got.
Speaker 2: Mad at it. So toget in why the clergyicon are
Speaker 2: so it's bad? Yeah, that's bad. I got drinking invention
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: So the thing is they play tricks like they they're
Speaker 2: cleaning your cupboard out of booze, or they're turn your
Speaker 2: milk sour and your eggs are rot So they do
Speaker 2: slight pranks that will just obviously piss off someone during
Speaker 2: the eighteenth century, like you know what I mean, or
Speaker 2: like it went before they had TV, someone like has
Speaker 2: rotten egs. I guess we have to go to the stall.
Speaker 2: I'd have rotten eggs. I'd have a tempered tenttrum so
Speaker 2: his mother.
Speaker 4: He throw them against the wall and you'd be like,
Speaker 4: these are garbage.
Speaker 2: Now is how you think of cats? Right?
Speaker 4: That's what all cats should do is die against the
Speaker 4: wall exploding. They have been all cats that you love,
Speaker 4: because I'm coming for all of you.
Speaker 2: They have been known to harm large stack and we're
Speaker 2: talking still talking to the clergecons, the leprechauns, drunk cousin
Speaker 2: for anyone that doesn't know, and even people should have
Speaker 2: they shouldn't have anyone stand their way of their acts
Speaker 2: and debauchery, because the fuck with you even worse. And
Speaker 2: there's tales of even sheep and cattle falling ill and
Speaker 2: family members catching the pox. After maybe disgruntling Clergicon or
Speaker 2: making clergycon mad, you end up sucking with them so
Speaker 2: much where he's like, all right, well there goes your cattle. Uh,
Speaker 2: there goes the alcohol that makes you feel better when
Speaker 2: your cattle dies. Or you don't have money, so you
Speaker 2: you make your own booze out of old banana peels.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say a big metal toilet.
Speaker 2: They had outhouses at the time. That's what you do.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't.
Speaker 4: I always go to prison. Although the way I know
Speaker 4: to make.
Speaker 2: You want to get into it. You want to get
Speaker 2: into it. So all the clerk cons do is fuck that.
Speaker 2: They do it more than leprecauns do. But although we
Speaker 2: love Leprechauns in Canada and America because we have a
Speaker 2: lot of American fans, we love you guys. And quite
Speaker 2: often they're in commercials. There are cartoons, horror movies. Man,
Speaker 2: like we were just watching leprechauns like their breakfast cereals.
Speaker 4: It's the fucking I'm sorry, yeah, I'm sorry, you fucking
Speaker 4: gave it to me.
Speaker 2: This is all. The Irish find them to be brutes.
Speaker 2: Versions of the Celtic actual story that are kind of
Speaker 2: old and fun, like you know, Walt Disney. There is
Speaker 2: a film called uh Darby O'Gill or Derby O'Gill and
Speaker 2: the Little people received a critical representation after Walt Disney
Speaker 2: had actually went to a trip that Nazi guy. We
Speaker 2: all we all knew Walt Disney.
Speaker 4: Is whoa whoa what? Okay, so wait what they got
Speaker 4: recognition after Disney did what why.
Speaker 2: Leprechauns got kind of more famous. There is a movie
Speaker 2: called O Darby and the Little People, which.
Speaker 4: Is uh, actually around Disney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's from I think that. I think it's
Speaker 2: like the sixties. I think I watched it. I've seen
Speaker 2: clips of it.
Speaker 4: It looks Alley's been around since the sixties.
Speaker 2: Uh, you know where Peanut Pan was made the forties.
Speaker 2: You know, snow White was made thirty like six. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but not like film like we know the cartoon I'm
Speaker 2: telling you snow White and the Seven Dwarves, the when
Speaker 2: we both grew up on watching ship. That's from like
Speaker 2: nineteen I'm probably wrong, but nineteen thirty eight or forty six,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's literally that's pretty cool though, Yeah, forty seven.
Speaker 2: I know that they were in the forties. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's when they Well there's young Disney. I don't think
Speaker 2: ago to me. At the same time, it is only
Speaker 2: one hundred years ago. That there was a war with
Speaker 2: the guy with a crazy mustache and uh, you know,
Speaker 2: and preached a bunch of ships.
Speaker 4: And that, and now we have people.
Speaker 2: So that was nd years ago. So all this stuff happens, right,
Speaker 2: and then you fucked me up. So these clos can
Speaker 2: be married on pleasant Okay. So although they're like les
Speaker 2: are and commercials cartoons, there there is an Irish legend
Speaker 2: or whatever. Right, So Walt Disney's fucking film and it's
Speaker 2: essentially a fantasy, and like Walt Disney kind of turned
Speaker 2: this into what it more or less went to be today.
Speaker 2: Where we celebrated is now just getting loaded drunk. It's
Speaker 2: getting drunk and celebrating this holiday based on a bunch
Speaker 2: of folklore from Irish. I love it. Everything's always basic,
Speaker 2: to be honest, Irish people also brought over technical Halloween,
Speaker 2: so uh, carving turnips and ship tato fans. Yeah, well
Speaker 2: I guess technically no, but I'm not saying.
Speaker 4: Those are something all of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, Okay, that was I was saying. Okay, like
Speaker 2: Sam Celtic, I was saying, still Celtic. So okay. So
Speaker 2: unfortunately it was reinvented the Leprecaun actually changed its color
Speaker 2: and popular culture forever. And the movie this is why
Speaker 2: you have green while we're wearing green right now, why
Speaker 2: we're doing this episode and drinking and all the stuff
Speaker 2: is based on this movie. That this is why Walt
Speaker 2: Disney seems to change everything. We're like, hey, you want parents,
Speaker 2: that's why you got no parents. You don't get motherfucker
Speaker 2: everyone m Nemo Nemo? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Is that Disney?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 4: I had to think about it. I thought it was
Speaker 4: for a second.
Speaker 2: Close, I thought it Pictar for a second. Pixar is Disney.
Speaker 2: Pixar is owned by Disney. Okay, well you know there
Speaker 2: are also two different things, so that.
Speaker 4: The same company's fine is Finding Nemo Pixar Disney?
Speaker 2: Yes? Which one? Everyone what the Pixar dream works is?
Speaker 4: The beginning of the movie goes either Disney or it
Speaker 4: goes Pixar Disney. It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Wondering.
Speaker 4: Wondering is what Finding Nemo originally was? Was it Pixar Disney.
Speaker 2: Gets a ship?
Speaker 4: I just I'm curious.
Speaker 2: That's why this movie has been the kind of connected
Speaker 2: this old don't give a ship? Oh Darby and the
Speaker 2: fucking whatever the Leprechaun. This is attributed to why this
Speaker 2: is connected to leprechauns and Sat Patty's Day, even though
Speaker 2: the creatures have absolutely nothing to do with the Patreon
Speaker 2: Saint of Ireland at the estimated day. It is kind
Speaker 2: of like they made Satan or some demon part of
Speaker 2: Christmas just because they're part of the Christian Lord. Because
Speaker 2: the first recorded leprechauns appeared in medieval tales The Adventures
Speaker 2: of Fergus, the Son of the Leiti and other stories.
Speaker 2: Fergus mac Letty, a king, ends up passing out on
Speaker 2: a beach and wakes up to find himself being dragged
Speaker 2: to the sea by the lupercunpen, which we've talked about,
Speaker 2: like we know they're like they're like fairies. He then
Speaker 2: subdues his captors and grants them three wishes. So it's
Speaker 2: like a fucking genie. The entire existence of leprechauns is
Speaker 2: a cruel joke on humanity, and that's why you bring
Speaker 2: it back to this ancient shit that seems like they're
Speaker 2: fucking with you. That's all they are. Is the same
Speaker 2: way Loki leprechaun Loki. It's kind of connected like Loki
Speaker 2: is the mischief god of like you know, like Greek
Speaker 2: Greek's but like high key or low stupid?
Speaker 4: How you your.
Speaker 2: Culture in Icelandic culture?
Speaker 4: Do you think that's where low key came from?
Speaker 2: You're stupid?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not stupid. I'm actually asking a question. O Key, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you think like that's where that came from? Because like
Speaker 4: what what kind of ridiculous thing you can find an
Speaker 4: urban Like where would that ever come from? Is someone
Speaker 4: saying low key?
Speaker 2: The entire is a cruel joke on him? I know,
Speaker 2: I know it stripped me out, but strip out to
Speaker 2: just asking the questions. It's a question. Never gave him
Speaker 2: a hit of the joint. No, had know you shouldn't have.
Speaker 4: There you go. I hope you learned your fucking lesson, asshole.
Speaker 2: A pot of gold is held at the end of
Speaker 2: a rainbow, a place that's literally impossible to reach, because
Speaker 2: a rainbow is an optical effect that moves farther away
Speaker 2: as someone gets closer. Right, except if you get there,
Speaker 2: What if you got to the end? What if you
Speaker 2: brocket ship? I know, and it is a thing, even
Speaker 2: even because of things like fucking me beer. You want
Speaker 2: to hop house, that's not a Guinness. That's a Guinness, motherfucker.
Speaker 4: No way, really look at it.
Speaker 2: Oh ship, it is too. I never knew that. I
Speaker 2: never knew how I've drink.
Speaker 4: I've drunk, I've drinked.
Speaker 2: I've drunk that a lot.
Speaker 4: I never knew that was made my Guinness.
Speaker 2: I guess we made this no ship perfect, same Patty's
Speaker 2: Day episode, because it's good.
Speaker 4: We're not outrageous.
Speaker 2: It's just a little ridiculous and that's what I like,
Speaker 2: all right. So uh so, obviously, you know, the first
Speaker 2: recorded reference to Lapacaons appears the medieval tale and they
Speaker 2: grant through wishes like they're a fucking genie and they
Speaker 2: do all this cruel joking ship. So how it comes
Speaker 2: from is once you start getting into the ancient culture
Speaker 2: of this. The Thua Dia Dane are a race of
Speaker 2: pre Christian gods who lay and Christian piers were revealed
Speaker 2: as mortal kings and heroes. They hail from four northern
Speaker 2: ancient cities, the Gray just to prepared for the ass Finias, Gordias,
Speaker 2: and Buryas.
Speaker 4: Which they they all got as they're all fat.
Speaker 2: Which it sounds like, you know what it sounds like.
Speaker 2: It sounds like we're watching an Advengers movie and it's
Speaker 2: like you want to come to val Hala and go Togatha, Like.
Speaker 7: It's I'd like to go to that ass if you
Speaker 7: as I'd like to go so uh where they've got
Speaker 7: awesome superpowers.
Speaker 2: So it's literally like why we get leprechauns is if
Speaker 2: you go far back enough, it is the same way.
Speaker 2: And they do have an Avengers movie where giant creatures
Speaker 2: that look like dwarf creatures because what's his name plays
Speaker 2: them from Game of Thrones and he's a giant but
Speaker 2: even though he's a midget Mark no, Peter, Peter Drinkleg
Speaker 2: the name. Yeah, so you know things like that. So
Speaker 2: it comes from this this thing where their dwarf creatures
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, and they also accomplished awesome feats,
Speaker 2: like we're pracing severed arms with working silver plated arms
Speaker 2: and what that's like. That's like, oh my god, that's
Speaker 2: like fucking Mortal Kombat. Dude. That's like jacks Man, he
Speaker 2: has metal arms and ship or whatever you got you
Speaker 2: I'm scared because that's cool as fuck to me. All right, whatever,
Speaker 2: Because the new Mortal Kombat movie is coming out, it
Speaker 2: sounds like Jacks where they live that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you said that to me.
Speaker 2: I was like, is that a fucking video gamer? Is
Speaker 2: that a goddamn movie. That's a movie. That's gonna be
Speaker 2: so cool. Mitch has been on this podcast once or
Speaker 2: twice before, and that's gonna be so he's super stoked
Speaker 2: for this. And so they they if you have a
Speaker 2: severed arm, they would make a mechanic arm for you,
Speaker 2: which is fucking dope as ship. This is the a
Speaker 2: hint terms of what leprechauns were essentially nowadays prosthetics. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's true. So and they could also poison people with
Speaker 2: their eyes. That sounds scary. You're poisoned now, I don't
Speaker 2: want to look at you. Two cameras going on. I
Speaker 2: don't want to look at you anymore. But when they
Speaker 2: ran to the Messollinias peaceful enemies, they tried to drown
Speaker 2: them because the Messollinias were closer to their turf. So
Speaker 2: it's like, what the fuck us a couple of my
Speaker 2: block and get.
Speaker 4: Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 2: This didn't work and the awesome superpower of the thuead
Speaker 2: Dana were finally defeated. So these are just based on
Speaker 2: old folklore, the Greek and after their defeat the Messollinias,
Speaker 2: we're supposed to be divided the land between themselves and
Speaker 2: the awesome former superpower heroes they had in this land
Speaker 2: that could do all these crazy feats of fucking stupid
Speaker 2: And so they did cleverly was they kept the above
Speaker 2: ground part of the land and they gave the essentially
Speaker 2: the leprechauns and these people with magical powers the underground.
Speaker 2: Over time, the leprechauns were popping out from secret magical
Speaker 2: entrances to the underworld or the above ground world I
Speaker 2: guess now of Ireland, and said to be a remnant
Speaker 2: of the ancestors of the thueyd Dania, which Danny, I'm
Speaker 2: not going to pronounce this, that's exactly it's got to
Speaker 2: be what it is. So Leprecauns can kind of pop
Speaker 2: out these magical places in the blink of an eye.
Speaker 2: They just appear and it happens. And these are based
Speaker 2: on like the same way that Thor the thunder God
Speaker 2: is based on. You put it on, bitch, so the
Speaker 2: same way he's putting don.
Speaker 4: Like I'm gonna put it on because I want to.
Speaker 2: Put it on. So I I thought, like, you know,
Speaker 2: it is interesting because it's based like the same way
Speaker 2: me and Wan did talk about this stuff when it
Speaker 2: comes to ancient Greek gods. And that's a cameo right
Speaker 2: there by the way Viking. So we're almost done this
Speaker 2: when we can get into the fun fact of the day. So, uh,
Speaker 2: we got two little things about how do you catch one?
Speaker 4: How do you catch one? I okay, if I had
Speaker 4: to guess a big ass jar a peanut, but o, no,
Speaker 4: that's from a dog of I'm just kidding. Fuck you, asshole.
Speaker 4: You gotta catch a leprecan Pretend like you have money.
Speaker 4: It's like a gold digger. Just stand in front of
Speaker 4: the honey anyways, get in front of a Lamborghini, pretend
Speaker 4: like it's yours, even if it's not yours, and like
Speaker 4: just lean up against it like you know what you're
Speaker 4: talking about, and then be like and then have a
Speaker 4: have a really nice phone that you like rented from
Speaker 4: a Kiosk. Yeah, so like the leprechaun sees you, he
Speaker 4: sees a new brand new iPhone, a nice Lamborghini. He goes,
Speaker 4: what do you do for a living? And you say, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm CEO of Facebook.
Speaker 9: And then he goes I love Facebook, and then he
Speaker 9: and then he's hot, and then he's in, and then
Speaker 9: he's in your car, and then you lock the doors,
Speaker 9: and then before he knows it, your car turned into
Speaker 9: a nineteen ninety four Civic and you actually don't know.
Speaker 2: What to do with him, but you got him. He's
Speaker 2: in your car, locked doors. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: How? Some of those cars don't even unlock from the inside,
Speaker 4: like one of those creepy vans where like they only
Speaker 4: walk from the outside. That's how i'd catch the leprecaun.
Speaker 2: Okay, how would you do it? I can't take seriously
Speaker 2: and just keep it on.
Speaker 4: Though I'm not being serious whatsoever.
Speaker 2: How I would catch one. I would just have a
Speaker 2: bunch of like booze, like like you know, like little
Speaker 2: shot glasses, enough for the little cans can handle it,
Speaker 2: and you make the line and then with.
Speaker 4: The box.
Speaker 2: High five.
Speaker 4: That's how you used to fucking capture kids.
Speaker 2: By yourself. There I'm talking about like mister family guy.
Speaker 2: But yeah, you say mister Bean or something. It's like
Speaker 2: mister bean'school. He never heard no children. He's justumb all right, Jesus,
Speaker 2: So how do you catch one lens are skilled shoemakers
Speaker 2: and tinkerers, and uh, if you're like.
Speaker 4: I don't keep saying that what the skilled tinker?
Speaker 2: He's like, I tinker thinks I'm skilled. I don't like
Speaker 2: that fixed it. You have a shoelace that snapped, He
Speaker 2: fucking fixed it? You have I.
Speaker 4: I just don't like the word tinker.
Speaker 2: You have an earring that like is? I don't even
Speaker 2: I don't even know what they do really.
Speaker 4: No, but that's technically what they do. They just kind
Speaker 4: of fix literally everything. They're a handyman, that's a better word,
Speaker 4: not a tinkerer. I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: They're supposed to be good fairies. So if something goes wrong,
Speaker 2: they fix it for you.
Speaker 4: Okay, I want you to go up to a handyman
Speaker 4: and say, hey, buddy, how good are you tinkering with things?
Speaker 4: You'd be like, well, like, I can fix things. If
Speaker 4: that's what you're asking.
Speaker 2: There's old movies about it and stuff too. I can't
Speaker 2: take you seriously. If you're ever and you're still listening
Speaker 2: to the ship, please watch the video. Even if you.
Speaker 4: Listen, you're still listening.
Speaker 2: But we're gonna get into that in this it would
Speaker 2: have a fun fact. But I like, I'm trying to
Speaker 2: think if I like, it's essentially distracting them because they're
Speaker 2: so hard at work that you have to wait till
Speaker 2: you hear the little tink tink tanks underneath the ground
Speaker 2: and and then you can capture them because if they're
Speaker 2: concentrated in their work, you can actually capture them. Me
Speaker 2: religiously think about how to capture them. But they are
Speaker 2: magical because they can tell you're coming. So like that's
Speaker 2: why you have to catch them when they're deep into work.
Speaker 2: They're deep into concentration, so they're coming. Yes, Like the
Speaker 2: only person I can tell them I'm coming, my girlfriend,
Speaker 2: the same one. It's that same jokes, same jokes. Anyway
Speaker 2: I look at you, it makes me, It makes me smile,
Speaker 2: makes me laugh even on the sad. But it's just
Speaker 2: it just can't. It's just because I feel like I'm
Speaker 2: talking to a person that works with like Disneyland, and
Speaker 2: like like Walt Disney, take a picture of you. But like, okay,
Speaker 2: how would I I would think I would lead booze
Speaker 2: up to it. You're touching things at the touchscreen. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I would lead them up and I would have them
Speaker 2: I would distract him with booze and kind of lead
Speaker 2: them up to the trail of booze and then have
Speaker 2: like yeah, mayshift thing catch them, and then I would
Speaker 2: you know, you know you ever seen Gulliver's travels anyone seen,
Speaker 2: especially the original Disney ones? Fucked it looks very Disney,
Speaker 2: or the one with Jack Black yea. So they that
Speaker 2: would do him to a little person, I would like
Speaker 2: string him up and give me your gold. If he didn't,
Speaker 2: I would just keep flickings like belly as hard as
Speaker 2: I could him. It would be like a brick hitting
Speaker 2: his like a human finger to a guy like this big, like,
Speaker 2: how would you that? Would you be able to hit him?
Speaker 2: He's quick?
Speaker 4: Remember you tie him up, saying how are you gonna
Speaker 4: tie him?
Speaker 2: Catch him? You catch him in the bunny track. I
Speaker 2: got a better one. I got a better one.
Speaker 4: And if anyone can top this, make a wine cellar,
Speaker 4: act like a bitch, be like no, no, no, it'll
Speaker 4: make a wine cellar that's real. Dig a cellar in
Speaker 4: your own house, fill it with top shelf booze. Act
Speaker 4: like a bitch, pretend like he's actually bullying you, so
Speaker 4: he thinks he's winning, and then before he knows it,
Speaker 4: when he's chugging inside that wine cellar you had hooked up,
Speaker 4: you had a fucking gas hose full of carbon monoxide
Speaker 4: fuck seeping into it, and just before you go to
Speaker 4: bed one night, you crank it and the motherfucker doesn't
Speaker 4: know what hits them.
Speaker 2: That's paranoid.
Speaker 4: Oh that's a good laughing gas or whatever, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Just fucking knock him out real quick, grab him and
Speaker 4: fucking smash his head like this cat whiskey. Anyways, So
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna kill pats. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.
Speaker 4: I don't want to kill cats all about.
Speaker 2: Essentially, you want to get them when they're like you
Speaker 2: can literally go to Ireland. You know what you can
Speaker 2: do in Ireland. You can find the hills with these
Speaker 2: leprechawns exist and you can listen just like put you
Speaker 2: in the ground and if you're little, like anyway, so
Speaker 2: other than that, one way you you find where that
Speaker 2: dang Dan Dan Dan ding is coming from.
Speaker 4: And then why you put your hand through the fucking snow?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder. I guess you're like, what if you
Speaker 2: funk up with their homes? Like a be home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they all swore him because there's more
Speaker 4: than one.
Speaker 2: There's only one working. Yeah, but so how do you
Speaker 2: get all of his money? Stare him in the eye.
Speaker 2: So if you catch one, you stare him in the eye.
Speaker 2: A leprechaun one weakness is steady on the moving stare
Speaker 2: of a human. So you're just like stare at him
Speaker 2: and you wait. And if you were to catch him
Speaker 2: with this pot of gold in hand, he would freeze.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, Okay, but he's only frozen one.
Speaker 4: You're frozen, right.
Speaker 2: No, you catch him and you catch him. He's like
Speaker 2: says like that. I've seen that in fucking movies too.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm not here with his golden hand.
Speaker 2: If you're able to make contact with him, it's very
Speaker 2: difficult to make contact. This is in quotations. If you're
Speaker 2: if you're unable to make it's very rare to make
Speaker 2: contact iconic with leprechaun. Since they're always dancing, playing music
Speaker 2: and playing practical jokes. They're so fat, so I'm saying
Speaker 2: they're not three feet. I know what they need the
Speaker 2: size of a can of beer. They need this big.
Speaker 2: They need a motherfucker like Billy. That's got adhd to
Speaker 2: be right on.
Speaker 4: I will be right up hopping with them twenty four
Speaker 4: to seven.
Speaker 2: Let's go, bitch, I will fucking shake you all day.
Speaker 2: Billy could hide a leprechaun in his foreskin, that's how.
Speaker 4: And that's how much I.
Speaker 2: Don't know.
Speaker 4: It's almost time we got more.
Speaker 2: Like literally, I said, let's go, but approach him long
Speaker 2: enough to g well, he's in your gaze at least
Speaker 2: to grab his gold and you can have the gold
Speaker 2: to be yours. You have to make icon.
Speaker 4: But remember they steal it automatically. Don't do that to
Speaker 4: me right now. Don't they steal that automatically though, like magically.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to like that. You want their gold, So
Speaker 2: you got to stare at them right in the eye
Speaker 2: and be like, you know, I'm ready, bitch, I guess so.
Speaker 2: And that's when I give I give up a full
Speaker 2: eye contact right like we're doing right now, and reach
Speaker 2: over grab his cot and keep looking at him because
Speaker 2: he's frozen.
Speaker 4: Right But you're well, you're moving, that's not I'm still
Speaker 4: staring at it. But when you're moving though, that's not
Speaker 4: unsteady movement. You're moving now, unsteady movements, like a deer
Speaker 4: in headlights.
Speaker 2: Remember, can we all remember right now? This is not real.
Speaker 2: This is not a true story.
Speaker 4: But I wanted to be his true story because I
Speaker 4: guess it's time.
Speaker 2: For billy fun facts of the day. It's a bit
Speaker 2: loose fun fact of the day. We've already drank too
Speaker 2: much in oireland, so let's get.
Speaker 4: To the I wanted to quickly look because there was
Speaker 4: a year on here that bothered me. Do you know
Speaker 4: when the Grammys were introduced?
Speaker 2: And why? Can I guess? Yeah? Nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 4: I actually thought you were gonna get a fucking good room.
Speaker 4: The Grammys were introduced in nineteen fifty.
Speaker 2: What do you know? Why? Why?
Speaker 1: Guess?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's utterly fucked up.
Speaker 4: A group of record executives were alarmed at the explosive
Speaker 4: attitude of rock and roll, and that's what they considered
Speaker 4: rock and roll back then was the Beatles. No, not yet,
Speaker 4: before the Beatles, that was considered rock and roll. And
Speaker 4: they were mad about that. So they invented the Grammys
Speaker 4: as a way to keep in their eyes real music prestigious.
Speaker 2: Do you know who was in the Grammys in the
Speaker 2: nineteen fifties, probably now right, I can google it really quick.
Speaker 2: I actually don't. I really want to know. That's actually
Speaker 2: great to me because like who won the first crime.
Speaker 2: I'm a big fan of the Animals. A lot of
Speaker 2: people like the Beatles. I like the Animals, and it
Speaker 2: shows how music progresses and becomes different. So if you
Speaker 2: don't have like people like the Animals and the Beatles,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't have the punk music and the air of
Speaker 2: rock that we end up getting, which ends up beating
Speaker 2: hip hop also too with just like different.
Speaker 4: Okay, well they hold up. They said nineteen fifties, but
Speaker 4: the first Grammy was awarded in nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 2: So technique technic, technically.
Speaker 4: Almost sixty Yeah, the very first annual gram Oh I
Speaker 4: guess nineteen fifty eight. Wow, this one's different. This is
Speaker 4: Grammy dot com. So I believe this one. Grammy dot com,
Speaker 4: first annual Grammy. That's literally what I'm on right now.
Speaker 4: What's the website, Yeah, that's the website I'm on right now.
Speaker 4: First annual Grammy Awards in nineteen fifty eights was including
Speaker 4: Frank Sinatra was in the mix. Frank Sinatra was in
Speaker 4: the first Grammy award.
Speaker 2: Of course he was.
Speaker 4: But that was that was all real.
Speaker 2: So what was the what do you think?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 4: The contrary to that was like, what was the what
Speaker 4: was the music they felt to need to diminish to
Speaker 4: make that music?
Speaker 2: Man, I'm a big fan of music. What was rock
Speaker 2: music back in the nineties and even the seventies, but fifties? Man,
Speaker 2: that's like Frank Sinatra, Ben benk Okay, wait oh.
Speaker 4: Wait here, here's the whole like list, So nineteen fifty eight, okay,
Speaker 4: says first, even those first annual Grammy Awards in nineteen
Speaker 4: fifty eight. On May first, nineteen fifty nine, I was like,
Speaker 4: this is annoying. It's fifty nine. I think there was
Speaker 4: a type of including Fank Sinatra Junior or no, sorry,
Speaker 4: Frank Sinatra's original, Sammy Davis Junior, Dean Martin, Gene Anti Entree,
Speaker 4: Johnny Mercer, Henry Manche, and Andre Preven gathered for a
Speaker 4: black tie dinner awards presentation inside gathered for a gathered
Speaker 4: for awards presentation inside the Grand Ballroom of the Beverly Hilton.
Speaker 4: At the same time, other Academy members were gathering at
Speaker 4: a function hell News, New York City. The Grammy Awards
Speaker 4: were a formal event from the beginning and were much
Speaker 4: within keeping with the times. Come on, this is fucking cool.
Speaker 2: Anyways.
Speaker 4: Well as for Sinatra, he unfortunately didn't go home empty handed.
Speaker 4: He won his first Gram, of course, not first singing,
Speaker 4: buttherole he won. Sinatra won his first Gram for being
Speaker 4: an art director for his only the Lonely album.
Speaker 2: And exciting that. Oh my god, the grip. It's cool.
Speaker 2: He's not exciting for the fucking lepren episode.
Speaker 4: I told you. That's the biggest part about fun facts
Speaker 4: is it has nothing to do with whatever I got
Speaker 4: a better sound, It has nothing to do with what's
Speaker 4: going on. It's just fun fact from Billy motherfucker.
Speaker 2: All right, we had fun during this episode. Follow the stuff.
Speaker 2: There's plenty of merching and grab. This was just for
Speaker 2: fun and we were wanting to do this over again
Speaker 2: and have fun during the Leprechaun special. This is a
Speaker 2: lot longer than I thought it would turn out to be,
Speaker 2: and we had a lot of fun doing this, and
Speaker 2: we're having fun drinking and double fist.
Speaker 4: I thought done, I love you or done. Goodbye nightscrib
Speaker 4: I've let her count with you.