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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Cult of cryptis Strange of counters, of

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<v Speaker 1>frogs and lizards, dumb my nick children, DoD Man, Bigfoot,

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<v Speaker 1>Mockman and all their victims. Murray pictures captured by shot witness,

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<v Speaker 1>ufloes breaking laws of physics, Pictures of aliens.

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<v Speaker 2>Carving the high rogue lyphics. This is the bizarre world

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<v Speaker 2>that we live in.

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<v Speaker 1>So sit back, relax, laugh and listen because we're here

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about some cryptics.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Tom Thompson Castenos the Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast,

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<v Speaker 3>and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about

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<v Speaker 3>some bizarre and strange things.

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<v Speaker 2>So strap in for this wild and hilarious ride.

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<v Speaker 4>Now to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody, the curtains are open. We're chucking tickets at the door.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about to get strange. Everybody. What gun I'll never kill?

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<v Speaker 2>What gun? Oh? Why? What the fuck is a vegun? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>A vegan. It's not a gun, though, it's a person.

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<v Speaker 2>That's stupid. All right, let's do it. Who that expensive whiskey?

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't taste that expensive? Just chugging your beard, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what tastes like crap?

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<v Speaker 4>That's really bad whiskey.

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<v Speaker 2>It's over one hundred bucks for that whiskey.

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<v Speaker 4>So what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to worse more expensive? Yup? So what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on? All you hose heads? Are you gonna keep it?

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<v Speaker 4>I forgot?

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot? Okay? So, uh, this is our Same Patty

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<v Speaker 2>Day special. Welcome to Stranger Podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We're filming this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, for all the fans. If you're losing listening to

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<v Speaker 2>this on audio and you want to jump over to

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<v Speaker 2>the YouTube, type in strange with podcast and then and

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<v Speaker 2>then you're watching it. Yeah, as well as listening. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like a two first yes, and you can watch us

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<v Speaker 2>and have fun with us on this very special Same

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<v Speaker 2>Patty Day episode. You know you got we're all dressed

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<v Speaker 2>in green. I got blame Blank, I got Jamison, Irish whiskey,

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<v Speaker 2>I got Guinness, we got fucking beer, we got kill

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<v Speaker 2>bag and expensive whiskey. I kind of what he cares

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<v Speaker 2>like the jamis nobody cares what you have. I know

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<v Speaker 2>they do, though, nobody. Hey, fans, do you care what

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<v Speaker 2>we're drinking on? Or does it not get? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>not give a ship what we're drinking?

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like I I don't. I don't think it

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<v Speaker 4>bothers me that you mentioned what we're drinking. I think

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<v Speaker 4>it bothers me that the way you say it sounds

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<v Speaker 4>like a brag. It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, look at that, buddy, I have a job.

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<v Speaker 4>I can afford this whiskey. You got nothing, You're fucking

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<v Speaker 4>bumming streets. He's like, buddy, I got so many of

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<v Speaker 4>those whiskey bottles in my fucking hut back cone under

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<v Speaker 4>the bridge.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna do something special. If you if you

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<v Speaker 2>listened two years ago to are the Forgotten episode. If

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<v Speaker 2>you guys remember the Saint Patty's Day episode that we

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<v Speaker 2>did cover about two years ago, you are a true

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<v Speaker 2>fan and that was a massive ship show when Jess

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<v Speaker 2>was still raud.

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<v Speaker 4>Fun though it was so fun. We fucking hate this

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<v Speaker 4>hat man.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hilarious though. All right, we're talking about how.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you.

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<v Speaker 2>My lep there's like probably like six or some ship.

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<v Speaker 2>There's many different because it's all stupid fucking folklore that's

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<v Speaker 2>passed down by the's drunk like a lepre like a leprecaun.

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<v Speaker 2>At the end of the day, yeah it is. We're

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<v Speaker 2>going to Orland to talk about the liprecuns. Let's get

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<v Speaker 2>her there all right, went.

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<v Speaker 4>Straight new Fie. I guess Newfoundlands like eighty percent Irish really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>like that's that's where Ireland. A lot of Irish immigrants came. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>when they came to Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>Why they were easy to walk any first.

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<v Speaker 4>It's literally exactly like he's not making fun of it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's actually truth is they they found Newfoundland, They're like,

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<v Speaker 4>oh fuck, yeah, let's set up shop here, We're done,

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<v Speaker 4>and they just fucking plot their goddamn ass while everyone

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<v Speaker 4>else is like, Okay, well we're gonna we're gonna see

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<v Speaker 4>what else is here.

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<v Speaker 2>So for all the people watching and listening, uh, catch

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<v Speaker 2>this on YouTube because this will be our last video

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<v Speaker 2>or film that we'll do for a special for a

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<v Speaker 2>while because mostly it will be transferred to Patreon down

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<v Speaker 2>the road. But we will still do some fun YouTube

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<v Speaker 2>specials randomly. But I just found it funny that we

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<v Speaker 2>do them with holidays. It's like, I think we need Halloween, Christmas,

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<v Speaker 2>Balnceized Day and now in Saint Patty's Day.

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<v Speaker 4>Too, just a green strictly, what the Patreon is is

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<v Speaker 4>every holiday episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but we kind of we're building out the PA

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<v Speaker 2>you're on right now. So this is uh, thank you

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<v Speaker 2>for the followers. Yeah, thank you for the the one

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<v Speaker 2>guy we got so far. I love you, dude, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate it. Yeah. So we're gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Starting one and then it gets to two before you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're building up right now, so and we're this

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<v Speaker 2>is what we're trying to start.

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<v Speaker 4>There's not even any videos on there. Please don't go

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<v Speaker 4>do it yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we say building out there though, But like

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<v Speaker 2>we we support all, we enjoy all the fan support

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to buy merch and all that ship.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna get into Leprechauns. This will be a

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<v Speaker 2>fun drunken one, that's for sure. I got whiskey going,

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<v Speaker 2>I got beer going, we got.

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<v Speaker 4>It all going, all going, Canadians.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we should just bring it into the episode

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<v Speaker 2>with a little Leprechaun wrap coming from the land of

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<v Speaker 2>the Iron Face, from the Hero's Eye to your place

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<v Speaker 2>on the matter. Come to no good? Yeah, they stole it,

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<v Speaker 2>come to do oh, they stole it Leprechauns.

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<v Speaker 4>For the ones that first said that that, Oh I

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<v Speaker 4>was gonna be a joke. Never mind, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't take you serious. I'm gonna I'm gonna go into this,

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<v Speaker 2>all right for everybody listening. Billy was wearing a stupid,

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<v Speaker 2>stupid le Watch you watch the fuck YouTube, all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Look at that ship, man, I feel like I was.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm about to go fucking ask some sixties girl she

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<v Speaker 4>wants to tango with me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, baby, you want to go do some disco? Just

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<v Speaker 4>came out? Baby, you want to go fuck off and

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<v Speaker 4>not even go to the dance slore and do some heroin, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Be more like you want to go dance and do

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<v Speaker 2>some cocaine. And we'll dance for five hours and the

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<v Speaker 2>night glub will be shut all down and we'll just

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<v Speaker 2>go home and I'll try to bang you, but my

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<v Speaker 2>dick won't get hard.

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<v Speaker 4>No, but you'll say no and I'll go.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's get into it. Some sources would suggest that

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<v Speaker 2>though we folk commonly known as leprechaun or clergyicon have

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<v Speaker 2>inhabited Ireland since before the Celts arrived around five hundred BC.

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<v Speaker 2>Other sources suggest that the word leprechaun may be derivative

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<v Speaker 2>from the Irish version of leith Horgan whatever it means shoemaker.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the Sorry to the Irish listeners, but I'm gonna bunch.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't get these fucking headphones on.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, squeeze it on. There, you got it on. It

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<v Speaker 2>kind of hurts. He gives a fucking kid. So there's

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<v Speaker 2>many different names for a leprechaun, and the kind of

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<v Speaker 2>definition of like a leprechaun and where this came from

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<v Speaker 2>was supposedly by Patrick de Nan. For example, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>leprechaun is the pigmy or pixie or sprite. So essentially

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<v Speaker 2>leprechauns are fairies, as we've talked about before.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you know what I just got to actually like

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<v Speaker 4>and tell me that you can at all see that

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<v Speaker 4>this is actually plausible to where all this came from,

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<v Speaker 4>because I can one hundred said, see, this is exactly

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<v Speaker 4>where these stories came from. There was one story about

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<v Speaker 4>a leprechaun that stole somebody's gold. Yeah, and then everybody

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<v Speaker 4>tried to retell it, and the one guy would be like,

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<v Speaker 4>that's not how it went. He'd be like, fuck you,

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<v Speaker 4>you don't know because he's pissed drunk, he's getting his

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<v Speaker 4>story mixed up. And then he's just like he just

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<v Speaker 4>kept making alternate versions in every drunk asshole that got

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<v Speaker 4>his hands on the fucking story went, Now this is

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<v Speaker 4>what happened.

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<v Speaker 5>I was there and then I stole his gold, or

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<v Speaker 5>like maybe this is what Maybe this is just a

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<v Speaker 5>fucking short guy that just fucked the dude's wife and

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<v Speaker 5>just fucked off stole his wallet and he's like that motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 2>So. Other sources suggest that the earliest record instance of

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<v Speaker 2>the word leprechaun and the English language at least was

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen oh four, when the comedy play The Honest Whore

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<v Speaker 2>Part two had a scene in which reads as irish

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<v Speaker 2>as your irish lubricant, the spirit whom my preposterous charms,

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<v Speaker 2>thus thy haste raised in the wrong circle. It's an

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<v Speaker 2>old fucking place.

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<v Speaker 4>And we talked about the Honest hour before.

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<v Speaker 2>Last time probably recorded this what we did you think?

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<v Speaker 4>So, yeah, I was gonna say, because I remember exactly

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<v Speaker 4>saying doesn't that contradict itself? I was like, Okay, well

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<v Speaker 4>maybe it doesn't. I was like, you can be slutty

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<v Speaker 4>and just being like, yeah, you just like fuck every

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<v Speaker 4>single dude and just just after you fuck them, you go,

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<v Speaker 4>just so you know, I fucked your dad and your

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<v Speaker 4>brother like literally earlier this morning, yep, and dad and

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<v Speaker 4>the brother are outside the fucking room. They're like, not bad, eh, Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>it wasn't bad. I wish you just didn't tell me that.

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<v Speaker 2>So Lubriken or the log mayor the log her Man's

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<v Speaker 2>or other derivatives of leprechawn. These words that where we

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<v Speaker 2>led to calling them leprechauns is from these words, and obviously,

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<v Speaker 2>like plays and stuff in everything cares, it just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of carries on. David Russell mcanal.

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<v Speaker 4>That is not his fucking name.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds like a mc.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like a.

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<v Speaker 2>McNally. That's not his last name.

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<v Speaker 4>Is mc a n a l l y, McAnally, mcca.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not as cl is it. It's McNeal, is it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mcconnolly. No, it's McAnally.

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<v Speaker 4>No, because if you separate, it'd be McConnelly. No, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>it is. It's Irish. It's mcconnolly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not.

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<v Speaker 4>It's gotta be because it's not like Mick. You just

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<v Speaker 4>say the M and then you say the rest.

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<v Speaker 2>Mcconnally, mcconnolly, mccanally.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think you accent the like that's fucking hilarious.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds like a McDonald's side promotional item.

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<v Speaker 2>But so it would suggest that the lepper card is

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<v Speaker 2>maybe the son of an evil spirit and a degenerate

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<v Speaker 2>fairy like human what humans are, it's it's neither good

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<v Speaker 2>or evil. It's kind of a mix of both, like

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<v Speaker 2>human nature is. You remember, we're it's like everybody remember

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<v Speaker 2>Richard Ramire said which one quote which one? We are

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<v Speaker 2>all evil and we are all good. I'm not one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred percent evil, but I am evil, you know. So

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, you know, we're.

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<v Speaker 4>All Yeah, Well, buddy, I think I think he did

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<v Speaker 4>a little.

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<v Speaker 2>More than Billy did. Hide in closets, but he never

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<v Speaker 2>popped out.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I just nobody even knew that I was there,

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<v Speaker 4>Like next morning.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I never they would never have known any would

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<v Speaker 4>you like to spy on the most Honestly, you you're a

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<v Speaker 4>if I could have a camera when nobody's around you,

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<v Speaker 4>You fucking ballerina dance down this basement, maybe screaming pitch

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<v Speaker 2>Justin guess what, I've never seen pitch perfect or pitch

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<v Speaker 2>Perfect two or pitch Perfect three whatever.

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<v Speaker 4>I love how you know that there's three? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So other sources that would suggest that Leprechauns are smart,

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<v Speaker 2>devious little things that would do almost anything to evade

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<v Speaker 2>capture all over oiland however, there are different descriptions of

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<v Speaker 2>the leprechaun. These range from having a long red jacket

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<v Speaker 2>with several buttons on it each side, a short red

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<v Speaker 4>So there it is side. You mean, like they're doubled,

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<v Speaker 4>like going down like you know those jackets. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 4>double jacket. Okay, well Santa also has that jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>So and the thing is to h when we're talking

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<v Speaker 2>filming of this, And originally leprechauns are dressed in red

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<v Speaker 2>and red's my favorite color. Actually, he's green, Actually your

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<v Speaker 4>Well, actually, to be fair, green was my favorite color

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<v Speaker 4>all growing up, and then I had about an age

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<v Speaker 4>All colors kind of look nice that I read, and

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<v Speaker 4>that's all I like, because you're a fucking child.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a very mischievous and intelligent population of Ireland. Leprechauns

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<v Speaker 2>are noted for their smart dress and red beaches. Breeches. Breeches,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess breeches is like I spend suspenders and ship

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<v Speaker 2>with black stockings and not underwear. Maybe yeah, breeches, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>I noted as noted prior a red jacket with filled

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<v Speaker 2>with rough around his neck with frills around the wrist.

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<v Speaker 2>He also dons black hat. But he looks like fucking

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<v Speaker 2>guy from a Shakespeare play. Yeah, no, he looks like

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<v Speaker 2>fucking prints. He's got free Shakespeare. Yeah, yeah, Shakespeare too.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the big puffing arm. I was gonna like,

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<v Speaker 2>Prince went out. Yeah, that's good going. That's why, Prince God,

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<v Speaker 2>you're a fucking kid. Don't you say one word about

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<v Speaker 2>the motherfucking times. You're kind of like what he's wearing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like him. Yeah, he's too flamboyant.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you would be fucking straight up. You should have

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<v Speaker 2>I think you would. You get offended by everything? When

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<v Speaker 2>the fuck have I ever been offended?

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<v Speaker 4>When's the when's the last time you heard me go

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<v Speaker 4>in private? Not on camera? When I'm trying to pander

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<v Speaker 4>to an audience, go, wow, that's too far. It's usually like, hole, billy,

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<v Speaker 4>do we need to call the cops on you right now?

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, that's true, just

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<v Speaker 2>set off so to set off his nice the clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>He also wears a silver buckle on his belt, with

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<v Speaker 2>silver silver buckles on his ankle length boots to match.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's straight up. Is Santa Claus? Santa Claus a midget?

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<v Speaker 2>A midget?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I can't say what the fuck am I allowed to

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<v Speaker 6>say anymore?

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<v Speaker 2>Little don't know, dude.

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<v Speaker 4>I grew up and all these words are fine, and

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<v Speaker 4>now nothing is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. You can call them confused, you can call them

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<v Speaker 2>we folk. Okay, that sounds so much worse. I gotta

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<v Speaker 2>call them we folks. That sounds way worse. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>look what we folk there, And I learned Ireland, Ireland

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<v Speaker 2>go down there, and midget was just so specific trying

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<v Speaker 2>to look for porn. I look up midget porn, not

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<v Speaker 2>dwarf porn or little people porn that would come up

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<v Speaker 2>with little people porn. And now you're like, you got

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<v Speaker 2>the f p I on you.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't mean young.

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<v Speaker 2>I just meant it's little, very short. So so he's

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<v Speaker 2>got he's got nice like silver buckles and stuff, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's got like nice little boots and little little booties

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff to match. He's about three feet tall, leprechaun

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<v Speaker 2>cuts and alluring, charming profile, perched on top of the

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<v Speaker 2>shoulder of his human host, which sounds like Leprecauns use

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<v Speaker 2>humans and it's be like, you know, as their host,

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<v Speaker 2>so they chilling them like. But the thing is, at

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<v Speaker 2>the same time they try to trick them. So you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, Oh, I guess uh, it probably

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be that hard. Yeah, if you had like then,

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<v Speaker 2>especially we'll talk to you later.

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<v Speaker 4>Are probably so fucking stupid even now. People are still

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<v Speaker 4>even big of now like how dumb people are. And

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<v Speaker 4>we have the Internet, where like they could literally teach

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<v Speaker 4>us anything and we're still absolutely fucking brain dead. But

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<v Speaker 4>I think about back then, like with no education or nothing,

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<v Speaker 4>people were probably just all absolutely fucking stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>So and I guess they use humans kind of as

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<v Speaker 2>a travel companion, especially when they come I think from

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<v Speaker 2>the inner world. So that's why they perch on top

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<v Speaker 2>of their shoulders and all that shit like that attached

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<v Speaker 2>to themselves. To certain principled Irish clans, leprechauns are known

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<v Speaker 2>to move abroad with these descendants, so they do use

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<v Speaker 2>humans as kind of a way to trap. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like getting on.

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<v Speaker 4>A giant your legs so much longer than mine.

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<v Speaker 2>But I feel like that you have magic, their magical creatures.

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<v Speaker 2>Couldn't you be like, I'm gonna I'm in Canada now.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's teleportation. Just because you know how to do

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<v Speaker 4>a couple of magic tricks doesn't mean you can teleport.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess probably just magical tricks. So the leprechaun will

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<v Speaker 2>mostly be found working on shoes, tink ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting, ting,

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<v Speaker 2>ting ting, make this little shoe here for you. It's

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<v Speaker 2>so cute. It is cute. Shoes and ship. He's either

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<v Speaker 2>has a wizened face or a fat, prissy round face

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<v Speaker 2>red from drinking protein or moonshine. He drinks moonshine. A

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<v Speaker 2>little fucker drinks moonshine? Is that like a potion? A

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<v Speaker 2>potein protein is a potent something? A vodka, potato booze.

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<v Speaker 2>It's vodka. It's booze made from potatoes, vodka semi. But

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<v Speaker 2>but can you make moonshine from potato? I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what that is? In all descriptions. However, he carries a

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<v Speaker 2>magical wand ready at hand for all purposes. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>funny because we don't really see the magic wand when

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<v Speaker 2>it comes to leprechauns. Yeah, like I don't remember seeing.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it's because now you're now you're starting to talk

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<v Speaker 4>about Harry Pool.

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<v Speaker 2>We know all about Harry Potters, the real story that

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<v Speaker 2>was based on true story. The eighteenth century Irish poet

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<v Speaker 2>William Anglingham.

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<v Speaker 4>Describing Shakespeare was like, come on, I'm waiting for him

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<v Speaker 4>to make the debut.

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<v Speaker 2>Somewhere here we can talk about Shakespeare later. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>he sucked his cousin wanted well, probably Growland Poe fed

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<v Speaker 2>his fucked his thirteen year old cousin or some ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, what was that thing that you posted about

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<v Speaker 2>Morgan Freeman? Oh yeah, that's actually like, that can't be true.

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<v Speaker 2>According to Bill at Work, Morgan Freeman has sexual relationships

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<v Speaker 2>with his granddaughter, but she wasn't actually blood related. The

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<v Speaker 2>adopted her. And how young was she thirteen? She was

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<v Speaker 2>sixteen at the time when they got together, and he

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<v Speaker 2>was like how old I don't know, forties or fifties. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, not, Morgan, No, that can't be true.

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<v Speaker 2>Morgan has one of my favorite fucking quotes in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how to end racism? Stop talking about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know a white guys saying that?

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<v Speaker 4>So who knows that?

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<v Speaker 2>So? Yeah, So this is this is why it comes

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<v Speaker 2>so the original like word that it comes from. With

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<v Speaker 2>this play in the sixteenth century, then we traveled to

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<v Speaker 2>the eighteenth century where Irish quote William Anglingham describes the

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<v Speaker 2>appearance of Leprechaun as a wrinkled, wizened and bearded elf,

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<v Speaker 2>spectacles stuck at a pointed nose. So they're wearing glasses

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<v Speaker 2>because they're looking so careful, fucking yeah, choking on He.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably got like super goggles too, like the goggles at

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<v Speaker 4>the end.

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<v Speaker 2>Like the Spy kids thing that like he clicks it

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<v Speaker 2>and then like zooms in.

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<v Speaker 4>Really fuck they probably not like that, but it's probably

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<v Speaker 4>just those those goggles that are one size and.

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<v Speaker 2>That diamond like that people. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 2>got spectrols on his point oh, silver buckles on his shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>As we said, it says on his hose. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know what that.

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<v Speaker 4>Means on his hose, all his women, I got all

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<v Speaker 4>these on the hose.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a leather apron like his fucking leather face, and

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<v Speaker 2>a shoe in his lap, and it's weere he makes

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<v Speaker 2>shoes in his lap. That's how he's got a leather

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<v Speaker 2>apron like his leathered face. Yeah, leather face always wore

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<v Speaker 2>leather apron or leather apron. No, it was man as

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<v Speaker 2>humans probably, but it was probably just.

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<v Speaker 4>Like a like a apron like around his waist just

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<v Speaker 4>so the ship didn't get on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah whatever he was. Yeah, and this is his description

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<v Speaker 2>in the of where we get the mainstream main stream

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<v Speaker 2>is that mainstream leprechauns? Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>well known further Bury Treasure thought to be hidden at

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<v Speaker 2>the end of an Irish rainbow. They are self appointed

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<v Speaker 2>guardians of the irelands ancient buried treasure, and this is

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<v Speaker 2>thought to be left by the Danes as they plummeged

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<v Speaker 2>and pillaged obviously almost like the Knights Templar where they

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<v Speaker 2>went around they fucked with everybody, yeah, and stole their gold.

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<v Speaker 2>So they trusted the gold to the leprecauns, like you guys,

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<v Speaker 2>take care of this stuff. We see we see you,

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<v Speaker 2>we see you there. You doing good work. Here's a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of fucking gold. And if you protect we'll get

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<v Speaker 2>you a bunch of hookers.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's nice. But if I don't protect the gold

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<v Speaker 4>and I take it, I could probably get more hookers

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<v Speaker 4>than you're gonna give me. Yeah if you think like

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<v Speaker 4>that though.

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<v Speaker 2>So typically burying the treasure in crocs or pots deep

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<v Speaker 2>in the Irish countryside.

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<v Speaker 4>A fucking crock pot.

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<v Speaker 2>No, not like a like.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you talking about cooking pots? Right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Like crocs?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, you're talking about literally, yeah, like a witch's

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<v Speaker 4>croc like that. That is what a le pot of

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<v Speaker 4>gold is. Yeah, is those those big ass pots?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Before this gets warm, let's crack the fucking Guinness, try.

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<v Speaker 4>To shake it up a little bit and no, you no,

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<v Speaker 4>not unless you're pouring it, you fucking idiot. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>that's annoying. Oh my god speaking to Guinness. I saw

419
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<v Speaker 4>a TikTok the other day and it blew my fucking mind.

420
00:22:19.279 --> 00:22:20.680
<v Speaker 4>This one guy was like.

421
00:22:20.960 --> 00:22:23.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, guys, did you know that there's a

422
00:22:23.279 --> 00:22:27.319
<v Speaker 2>ball in Kansa Guinness and then takes it out.

423
00:22:27.359 --> 00:22:29.480
<v Speaker 6>You want to take out the ball, but then the

424
00:22:29.559 --> 00:22:33.000
<v Speaker 6>fucking TikTok like prove it or not?

425
00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:36.319
<v Speaker 4>Guys, Yeah, actually made a video trying to prove it

426
00:22:36.400 --> 00:22:39.880
<v Speaker 4>that it was real. And I was like, but that's

427
00:22:39.880 --> 00:22:42.279
<v Speaker 4>what I mean. I'm like anybody who's ever held a

428
00:22:42.359 --> 00:22:45.359
<v Speaker 4>can of it, I'm like, do you not feel that

429
00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:46.519
<v Speaker 4>there's something in there?

430
00:22:46.720 --> 00:22:51.000
<v Speaker 2>If you have a stupid strange podcast.

431
00:22:51.039 --> 00:22:54.440
<v Speaker 4>Or Billy I do storytime now, story time and then

432
00:22:54.440 --> 00:22:57.599
<v Speaker 4>I just I just tell you ridiculous things that my

433
00:22:57.680 --> 00:22:59.519
<v Speaker 4>mother taught me when I was a kid.

434
00:22:59.640 --> 00:23:06.160
<v Speaker 2>And there they're not okay, all right, So obviously they

435
00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:10.480
<v Speaker 2>they credit themselves for having kept these hordes safe for centuries.

436
00:23:10.519 --> 00:23:13.279
<v Speaker 2>Like all the gold from the Danes. They regard humans

437
00:23:13.279 --> 00:23:17.559
<v Speaker 2>as greedy, foolish creatures that are therefore not worthy of

438
00:23:17.640 --> 00:23:20.759
<v Speaker 2>knowing where the treasure is buried, nor of course worthy

439
00:23:20.799 --> 00:23:23.839
<v Speaker 2>of having access to the loot, which is extremely true.

440
00:23:24.480 --> 00:23:27.759
<v Speaker 2>Humans are greedy, selfish pieces of ship. That's getting the

441
00:23:27.759 --> 00:23:29.839
<v Speaker 2>mood of Ireland. Let's get let's go, let's get back

442
00:23:29.839 --> 00:23:34.359
<v Speaker 2>in this. Yeah, you go, get some music, Let's go.

443
00:23:35.480 --> 00:23:38.759
<v Speaker 4>If I drink enough whiskey, my girl friend won't be

444
00:23:38.920 --> 00:23:42.279
<v Speaker 4>mad at me, and even if she is, I will

445
00:23:42.359 --> 00:23:45.000
<v Speaker 4>know because the fud.

446
00:23:44.359 --> 00:23:47.319
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Okay, do you want to shot off? Jamison?

447
00:23:47.519 --> 00:23:47.599
<v Speaker 7>No?

448
00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:49.519
<v Speaker 4>That was good. I had to get a little Celtic

449
00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:50.359
<v Speaker 4>mood there. Turn off.

450
00:23:50.519 --> 00:23:53.720
<v Speaker 2>That was good. That was a good song. Don't We're good?

451
00:23:53.880 --> 00:23:54.200
<v Speaker 2>All right?

452
00:23:54.559 --> 00:23:58.559
<v Speaker 4>Stop? I don't want to shot come on later.

453
00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:03.440
<v Speaker 2>So obviously like that humans are greedy. They're greedy creatures.

454
00:24:03.880 --> 00:24:07.920
<v Speaker 2>They think of humans as greedy, foolish creatures, knowing where

455
00:24:07.920 --> 00:24:10.839
<v Speaker 2>the treasure is buried, nor of course worthy of having

456
00:24:10.880 --> 00:24:12.960
<v Speaker 2>ex slute. They don't want to have anything to do

457
00:24:13.000 --> 00:24:17.119
<v Speaker 2>with it. So if caught by human, the leprechaun will

458
00:24:17.119 --> 00:24:21.400
<v Speaker 2>promise great wealth if he is allowed to go free. Therefore,

459
00:24:21.519 --> 00:24:24.680
<v Speaker 2>the leprechaun always carries two leather pouches because there are

460
00:24:24.680 --> 00:24:29.000
<v Speaker 2>a bun two fucking liars. Yep, that's all they are. Yes,

461
00:24:29.039 --> 00:24:31.920
<v Speaker 2>they definitely are. In one, there is a magical silver

462
00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:37.359
<v Speaker 2>shilling which returns to his purse cute every time it

463
00:24:37.440 --> 00:24:42.599
<v Speaker 2>is out. That's the cut per and the other pouch

464
00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:45.319
<v Speaker 2>he carries a gold coin, which he only uses in

465
00:24:45.440 --> 00:24:49.039
<v Speaker 2>very difficult situations. For example, if a human catches the leprechaun,

466
00:24:50.039 --> 00:24:54.519
<v Speaker 2>and so he has one one coin, one purse, one

467
00:24:54.519 --> 00:24:57.559
<v Speaker 2>purse with a coincident, and then if you take it out,

468
00:24:57.599 --> 00:25:00.839
<v Speaker 2>it always reappears back with the leprechauns Oh sweet, I'm

469
00:25:00.839 --> 00:25:02.640
<v Speaker 2>get rich. And as soon as you take one out

470
00:25:02.640 --> 00:25:04.759
<v Speaker 2>and you're like putting them back and you're putting them

471
00:25:04.759 --> 00:25:06.039
<v Speaker 2>in your fucking backpack or some ship.

472
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:08.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and the second like you let go of it

473
00:25:08.559 --> 00:25:09.680
<v Speaker 4>to reach your driving, the.

474
00:25:09.640 --> 00:25:12.519
<v Speaker 2>Exact it back over and over and over again, which is.

475
00:25:12.480 --> 00:25:16.119
<v Speaker 4>Kind of cool. So like that guy could literally pay

476
00:25:16.160 --> 00:25:19.119
<v Speaker 4>for anything in his entire life is with that one coin,

477
00:25:19.160 --> 00:25:21.759
<v Speaker 4>as long as it only cost that one coin. If

478
00:25:21.799 --> 00:25:24.480
<v Speaker 4>that coin, I hope costs like a million dollars because

479
00:25:24.599 --> 00:25:26.680
<v Speaker 4>he could just keep buying things that one.

480
00:25:27.000 --> 00:25:29.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that comes back you put in a vending machine.

481
00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:31.200
<v Speaker 4>But I don't need change, you keep it. You just

482
00:25:31.240 --> 00:25:32.559
<v Speaker 4>put this right in your tail there.

483
00:25:32.599 --> 00:25:36.480
<v Speaker 2>But so then the captive will give the human the

484
00:25:36.480 --> 00:25:39.359
<v Speaker 2>gold coin. The human will immediately let go of the

485
00:25:39.440 --> 00:25:42.920
<v Speaker 2>leprechaun that's the other pouch, so supposed to be like

486
00:25:42.960 --> 00:25:45.720
<v Speaker 2>here's like gold coin and he lets go you and

487
00:25:46.359 --> 00:25:50.000
<v Speaker 2>oil and behold. The coin will immediately turn into ashes

488
00:25:50.039 --> 00:25:52.839
<v Speaker 2>and then blink of an eye, the leprechaun will vanish.

489
00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:56.359
<v Speaker 2>So the humans human must not take his eye off him.

490
00:25:56.920 --> 00:26:00.400
<v Speaker 2>It almost is like, so the sneaky he is, they're

491
00:26:00.440 --> 00:26:03.839
<v Speaker 2>they're sneaky, sneaky, they're they're they're vindictive, sneaky pieces of ship.

492
00:26:03.839 --> 00:26:06.640
<v Speaker 2>That's what they are. And it's interesting that they do that.

493
00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:09.440
<v Speaker 2>They have these like small like almost like spell charms,

494
00:26:09.920 --> 00:26:11.799
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean that like kind of they

495
00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:14.559
<v Speaker 2>fuck with you. That's that's what lepreqns are. They literally

496
00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:18.200
<v Speaker 2>fuck with you. Oh, I thought it was gonna be

497
00:26:18.279 --> 00:26:18.920
<v Speaker 2>more upbeat.

498
00:26:19.440 --> 00:26:22.960
<v Speaker 4>This seems like a lepre slow dance, where like he'd

499
00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:24.839
<v Speaker 4>move his hand down her back slowly and.

500
00:26:24.839 --> 00:26:28.079
<v Speaker 2>Just like hope he drives the boobies or the bump bums. Booty,

501
00:26:28.839 --> 00:26:30.839
<v Speaker 2>that's what I meant to say, the booty, I said

502
00:26:30.839 --> 00:26:33.720
<v Speaker 2>the boot. All right, So there you just did both.

503
00:26:33.880 --> 00:26:36.960
<v Speaker 2>They play the fiddle and the harp, and they're well

504
00:26:37.000 --> 00:26:39.759
<v Speaker 2>known for the musical talents. The harp is kind of

505
00:26:45.440 --> 00:26:48.319
<v Speaker 2>they play fiddles and harps. Fiddles are fine. They're well

506
00:26:48.359 --> 00:26:52.079
<v Speaker 2>known for the music talents. I know. They are known

507
00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:55.119
<v Speaker 2>to have wild music sessions at night. So everyone's fucking

508
00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:58.559
<v Speaker 2>like sorting coke and sham. Yeah, this kid is going.

509
00:26:59.119 --> 00:27:00.640
<v Speaker 2>It's like freaking ship.

510
00:27:02.039 --> 00:27:05.319
<v Speaker 4>You feel like if the cops come, we're just smiles

511
00:27:05.799 --> 00:27:07.200
<v Speaker 4>smiles of coin.

512
00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:12.680
<v Speaker 2>It's known as Celious, with hundreds of Irish lepkrons gathering

513
00:27:12.720 --> 00:27:14.720
<v Speaker 2>together to dance, sing and drink protein.

514
00:27:14.960 --> 00:27:17.359
<v Speaker 4>These motherfuckers that kind of like, what's that? What's the

515
00:27:17.440 --> 00:27:19.440
<v Speaker 4>native of jump.

516
00:27:20.839 --> 00:27:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Jumpble? That was like a jump jump Wow. But it's funny.

517
00:27:26.400 --> 00:27:28.839
<v Speaker 2>That's where we get all this tradition from. And the

518
00:27:28.880 --> 00:27:31.839
<v Speaker 2>fact is Irish people also don't give a ship that

519
00:27:32.279 --> 00:27:36.720
<v Speaker 2>all around the world celebrates a funny like a fun

520
00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:39.799
<v Speaker 2>way of drinking and stuff like that, and like a.

521
00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:42.279
<v Speaker 4>Lot most Irish do you really think of it take

522
00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:45.680
<v Speaker 4>a lot for us to be like, okay, wow, we

523
00:27:45.720 --> 00:27:49.200
<v Speaker 4>can't make this about drinking, buddy, I mean Christmas about drinking.

524
00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:52.279
<v Speaker 2>So they love having like parties and getting drunk. And

525
00:27:52.319 --> 00:27:55.559
<v Speaker 2>that's funny. Why this is what's based on this whole

526
00:27:55.960 --> 00:27:59.519
<v Speaker 2>culture of having Saint Pattie's Day and both of us

527
00:27:59.599 --> 00:28:02.039
<v Speaker 2>working in bars and stuff. Guess what I always booked

528
00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:05.039
<v Speaker 2>off Saint Patty's Dy because I didn't want to fucking

529
00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:10.640
<v Speaker 2>work when I was a cook. So they never do, however,

530
00:28:10.799 --> 00:28:14.519
<v Speaker 2>become so drunk that the hand that holds the tiny

531
00:28:14.599 --> 00:28:20.480
<v Speaker 2>shoehammer becomes so unsteady that the shoemaker's work is affected.

532
00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:24.079
<v Speaker 2>So these motherfuckers are so good at their jobs that

533
00:28:24.119 --> 00:28:26.440
<v Speaker 2>they're they will get they will have parties, they will

534
00:28:26.480 --> 00:28:29.160
<v Speaker 2>get fucking wasted. I don't think they'll get ed.

535
00:28:29.279 --> 00:28:31.400
<v Speaker 4>I think they'll have like a sip of a drink

536
00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:33.079
<v Speaker 4>and they'll be like, if I have more than that,

537
00:28:33.119 --> 00:28:33.720
<v Speaker 4>i'm gonna shake.

538
00:28:33.720 --> 00:28:36.519
<v Speaker 2>I better stop drinking. I want to see a party

539
00:28:36.599 --> 00:28:40.200
<v Speaker 2>of like a hundred leprechauns. They're three feet tall, so

540
00:28:40.240 --> 00:28:42.400
<v Speaker 2>the size of like a little gray alien or something

541
00:28:42.440 --> 00:28:46.079
<v Speaker 2>like that, and I want to see them all drinking

542
00:28:46.200 --> 00:28:47.920
<v Speaker 2>and then just like you just like pour it, like

543
00:28:47.960 --> 00:28:49.960
<v Speaker 2>you'd like here, have a shot. You hand them a

544
00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:52.720
<v Speaker 2>glass like this, and then they're like trying to hold

545
00:28:52.759 --> 00:28:56.960
<v Speaker 2>it with their little hands because I've also it says

546
00:28:57.000 --> 00:29:00.599
<v Speaker 2>three feet tall. I guess, okay, that's tiny ship. I

547
00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:01.440
<v Speaker 2>was thinking, h.

548
00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:07.200
<v Speaker 4>Three literally half of me okay, No, I was thinking

549
00:29:07.200 --> 00:29:08.319
<v Speaker 4>they were smaller though.

550
00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:11.000
<v Speaker 2>I thought they were like very side three feet were

551
00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:13.640
<v Speaker 2>like like this I'm talking about like a munch people

552
00:29:13.640 --> 00:29:17.519
<v Speaker 2>are on the audio. Three feet yeah, like a like

553
00:29:17.559 --> 00:29:21.119
<v Speaker 2>a small like a little person, like right here, a

554
00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:24.200
<v Speaker 2>little person. I just want to mention that I thought too,

555
00:29:24.319 --> 00:29:27.000
<v Speaker 2>they were like more or less like fairies in folklore,

556
00:29:27.079 --> 00:29:27.759
<v Speaker 2>so they were.

557
00:29:27.640 --> 00:29:29.680
<v Speaker 4>Like, yeah, I would think like maybe like a like

558
00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:31.200
<v Speaker 4>a maybe.

559
00:29:31.200 --> 00:29:33.079
<v Speaker 2>That's what I thought, that you could see them like

560
00:29:33.160 --> 00:29:35.839
<v Speaker 2>running around. They're like little tiny fuckers. Man, that's what

561
00:29:35.920 --> 00:29:36.240
<v Speaker 2>I thought.

562
00:29:36.839 --> 00:29:39.680
<v Speaker 4>Three feet that's like that's that's okay.

563
00:29:39.680 --> 00:29:42.400
<v Speaker 2>We gotta we gotta, we have a fu it. I

564
00:29:42.440 --> 00:29:45.559
<v Speaker 2>might even talk about we have a famous Scottish fan

565
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:49.000
<v Speaker 2>that loves this ship Shadowed Terry, but we need an

566
00:29:49.039 --> 00:29:52.039
<v Speaker 2>Irish fan to explain all this ship to us, and

567
00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:55.839
<v Speaker 2>I know there's people from Ireland to listen. So my

568
00:29:55.880 --> 00:29:58.240
<v Speaker 2>brother's death. If you don't know, what do you guys

569
00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:03.519
<v Speaker 2>know about Leprecas? Are we being uh insensitive Danny's dad

570
00:30:03.680 --> 00:30:06.559
<v Speaker 2>was born in Dublin. Really, that's pretty dope. Actually, I

571
00:30:06.559 --> 00:30:08.160
<v Speaker 2>actually feel like I know what Irish do when I

572
00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:10.960
<v Speaker 2>used to work at an Irish pub, but who cares?

573
00:30:11.359 --> 00:30:13.519
<v Speaker 2>So I just found if they would get, they would

574
00:30:13.559 --> 00:30:15.200
<v Speaker 2>drink and they would do all the stuff, but they

575
00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:20.079
<v Speaker 2>would never let it affect them, for like their tinkering.

576
00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:23.119
<v Speaker 2>So other source suggests that on the west coast of Violin,

577
00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:26.640
<v Speaker 2>where the Atlantic winds bring constant rain and winds, the

578
00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:30.839
<v Speaker 2>Leprechauns would dispense with all their frills and favors of

579
00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:34.319
<v Speaker 2>a freezy coat. A type of plaster were to protect

580
00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:38.400
<v Speaker 2>his smart suit and his hat. So his very nice

581
00:30:38.480 --> 00:30:42.160
<v Speaker 2>dress so he would wear something to protect it. He's

582
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:44.960
<v Speaker 2>also so protected by the overcoat that a person would

583
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:47.279
<v Speaker 2>pass the leprechaut on the road and not even knows

584
00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:50.599
<v Speaker 2>he was there. It's almost like the invisibility cloak and

585
00:30:50.680 --> 00:30:51.519
<v Speaker 2>hairy corner.

586
00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:56.240
<v Speaker 4>True storm, shut the fut, I'm not going down this road.

587
00:30:56.680 --> 00:30:59.960
<v Speaker 2>The Leprechaon family would be split into two different groups.

588
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:03.240
<v Speaker 2>The Leptons would be deemed to be hard working folk

589
00:31:04.039 --> 00:31:07.880
<v Speaker 2>with principles and occupation as shoemakers and tinkerers, so they

590
00:31:07.960 --> 00:31:13.920
<v Speaker 2>like they were tinkerers. So anyone that dared to say different, Uh,

591
00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:18.559
<v Speaker 2>they actually were using a derogatory word if you called

592
00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:20.720
<v Speaker 2>them something different. So we already did already.

593
00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:25.599
<v Speaker 4>But they're they didn't like if you.

594
00:31:28.839 --> 00:31:32.799
<v Speaker 2>People lens are super.

595
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:34.279
<v Speaker 4>Sensitive, I'm saying any short person.

596
00:31:34.759 --> 00:31:40.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I guess they're exceptional in the realm of

597
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:45.319
<v Speaker 2>the fairy world as they're only fairy who have a

598
00:31:45.680 --> 00:31:48.400
<v Speaker 2>They're the only fairy folk. I guess because we talked

599
00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:51.160
<v Speaker 2>about fairies. I love talking about fairies. The fairy episode

600
00:31:51.160 --> 00:31:54.960
<v Speaker 2>was fucking hilarious. But because they have a trade, no

601
00:31:55.039 --> 00:31:58.799
<v Speaker 2>other fairies actually worked. They're like, we go to work

602
00:31:58.799 --> 00:32:02.319
<v Speaker 2>every day, we working on the hustlers.

603
00:32:02.440 --> 00:32:05.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're fucking hustler pieces like I was gonna say,

604
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:07.640
<v Speaker 4>pieces of ship kind of. That's pretty much what they are.

605
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:11.279
<v Speaker 2>Tinkerers are. In fact, they make metal, their metal boot

606
00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:14.480
<v Speaker 2>makers and trades people have a great ability to mend

607
00:32:14.599 --> 00:32:21.480
<v Speaker 2>and fix things. Whether they're cousins. The clergecons are very

608
00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:26.480
<v Speaker 2>different caricatures characters. What are the clergicons too enter into

609
00:32:26.519 --> 00:32:32.200
<v Speaker 2>the world of the leprechauns drunken cousin The clergecon clergicon

610
00:32:32.519 --> 00:32:39.720
<v Speaker 2>meaning cobblahr kon shoemaker so Leprechauns are essentially tinkerers that

611
00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:43.240
<v Speaker 2>make shoes and tinker and fix things to mend them

612
00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:47.039
<v Speaker 2>and make them like better and to fix things, while

613
00:32:47.160 --> 00:32:50.400
<v Speaker 2>their cousins are more or less shoemakers that get drunk

614
00:32:50.519 --> 00:32:52.160
<v Speaker 2>and don't focus very well.

615
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:55.079
<v Speaker 4>They're like, this shoe is gonna be really good if

616
00:32:55.079 --> 00:32:59.039
<v Speaker 4>you have like nine toes on one foot, and I

617
00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:01.839
<v Speaker 4>made it more every toe. I don't know why I

618
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:04.799
<v Speaker 4>did that. I really hope somebody pies us from me.

619
00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:08.519
<v Speaker 2>Leprechauns are also highly embarrassed by their drunken cousins, and

620
00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:12.680
<v Speaker 2>they are known to h totally disassociate themselves from them,

621
00:33:12.720 --> 00:33:15.720
<v Speaker 2>not even acknowledging they exist. You know that ant that

622
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:16.319
<v Speaker 2>you don't mind.

623
00:33:16.240 --> 00:33:18.559
<v Speaker 4>You know what that is a piece of shit family, man?

624
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:20.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, they're the ant that you don't like.

625
00:33:20.559 --> 00:33:23.359
<v Speaker 4>Fuck them, the ones that fucking cut themselves out. I

626
00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:26.039
<v Speaker 4>don't care what that ant did. That's your fucking family,

627
00:33:26.279 --> 00:33:27.640
<v Speaker 4>and you treat them with respect.

628
00:33:28.480 --> 00:33:30.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't care. You can choose your friends, you can't

629
00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:31.359
<v Speaker 2>choose your family.

630
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:34.240
<v Speaker 4>Right exactly, and you appreciate your family for who the

631
00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:37.039
<v Speaker 4>fuck it is. Yeah, that's your family man, all right.

632
00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:39.920
<v Speaker 2>So leprechauns are highly embarrassed by their drunken cousins, and

633
00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:43.319
<v Speaker 2>they are known to be like totally dissociate themselves from them,

634
00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:47.119
<v Speaker 2>not even acknowledging their existence. The clergycons are my fucking favorite, though,

635
00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:52.480
<v Speaker 2>because Nicholas oh oh kearney, do you? The nineteenth century

636
00:33:52.480 --> 00:33:56.680
<v Speaker 2>folkloris in eighteen fifty five describes the coach con as

637
00:33:57.279 --> 00:34:00.960
<v Speaker 2>another being of the same class. He is jo red faced,

638
00:34:01.000 --> 00:34:04.720
<v Speaker 2>a drunken little fellow, and was ever found in the

639
00:34:04.759 --> 00:34:08.079
<v Speaker 2>cellar with a brim full of tank called of wine

640
00:34:08.239 --> 00:34:14.800
<v Speaker 2>in his hand, singing away merrily. Any wine cellar known

641
00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:18.480
<v Speaker 2>to be haunted by a sprite was doomed to bring

642
00:34:18.519 --> 00:34:20.480
<v Speaker 2>their owner a speedy ruin.

643
00:34:20.679 --> 00:34:23.480
<v Speaker 4>So is the one that literally just went on the

644
00:34:23.519 --> 00:34:29.239
<v Speaker 4>wine ruin it? Oh, I knew it, but this is

645
00:34:29.239 --> 00:34:31.239
<v Speaker 4>from what I'm trying to explain it as.

646
00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Well, touching the.

647
00:34:39.239 --> 00:34:42.239
<v Speaker 4>Not the that like walked in and like broken everyone's wind.

648
00:34:42.719 --> 00:34:45.159
<v Speaker 2>Yes, the clergy coon do do that. They literally like

649
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:47.960
<v Speaker 2>well like they do do they will fuck with you.

650
00:34:48.280 --> 00:34:51.079
<v Speaker 2>If the clergyicon mistreated in any way, they will rehab

651
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:53.639
<v Speaker 2>it on your home and your wine cellar. So they're

652
00:34:53.679 --> 00:34:56.280
<v Speaker 2>born hypocrites. They steal everything.

653
00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:58.199
<v Speaker 4>Inside hbody the hardest.

654
00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Take my wife, no, my wine cellar.

655
00:35:01.880 --> 00:35:02.079
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

656
00:35:02.199 --> 00:35:07.320
<v Speaker 2>Literally, if they see a dishonest servant or human drunkard, drunkard,

657
00:35:07.360 --> 00:35:09.960
<v Speaker 2>so they see a drunk human, they will torment the

658
00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:13.760
<v Speaker 2>victim by jumping case to case to follow him or hurt.

659
00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:19.239
<v Speaker 8>So so you have a wine and this guy's jumping from

660
00:35:20.360 --> 00:35:23.119
<v Speaker 8>and fucking with them essentially, and that's what they do,

661
00:35:23.280 --> 00:35:26.320
<v Speaker 8>is that these clergy cons will fuck with you and

662
00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:27.480
<v Speaker 8>drink all your wine.

663
00:35:27.519 --> 00:35:29.880
<v Speaker 2>You'll come down stairs and you'll see this little wee

664
00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:32.679
<v Speaker 2>man or I don't think the three feet I've heard

665
00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:37.159
<v Speaker 2>there's like they're like the like everything exaggerated. So I

666
00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:39.880
<v Speaker 2>would think should be the size of this bottle. That

667
00:35:40.079 --> 00:35:42.079
<v Speaker 2>how I would see them like tall enough where they

668
00:35:42.119 --> 00:35:45.599
<v Speaker 2>could hide and not be seen. With the size of.

669
00:35:45.519 --> 00:35:49.519
<v Speaker 4>A mickey, person could hide very well and not be seen.

670
00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:51.599
<v Speaker 2>Very well.

671
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:53.679
<v Speaker 4>It would it would I would just go around, dude.

672
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:56.119
<v Speaker 4>My my sight of vision only goes down.

673
00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:58.639
<v Speaker 2>Imagine sometimes you open the.

674
00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:01.360
<v Speaker 4>Door and I'm like, oh, Tom, you're you're there. I

675
00:36:01.400 --> 00:36:04.320
<v Speaker 4>gotta look down like you're not towering. I'm like, I'm

676
00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:05.079
<v Speaker 4>like seventeen.

677
00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:08.119
<v Speaker 2>If you were six foot seven, I would maybe be like,

678
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:12.119
<v Speaker 2>all right, but you're not tall. But remember in the

679
00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:15.199
<v Speaker 2>Urban Legends episode where we talked about that like clown

680
00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:17.800
<v Speaker 2>statue and it was a midget standing there. They're just

681
00:36:17.840 --> 00:36:20.920
<v Speaker 2>like froze. Yeah, they're not sure, Like how the fuck

682
00:36:21.079 --> 00:36:24.800
<v Speaker 2>is pretty? They're kind of like born hypocrites, and they

683
00:36:24.840 --> 00:36:27.000
<v Speaker 2>will jump and they will torment your victim if you're drunk.

684
00:36:27.039 --> 00:36:29.559
<v Speaker 2>The funny thing is they get drunk. They're a bunch

685
00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:31.840
<v Speaker 2>of idiots that get drunk and they will fuck with

686
00:36:31.880 --> 00:36:34.280
<v Speaker 2>you so like, which I find is finny. They are

687
00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:37.920
<v Speaker 2>like literally bitter little monsters. They will go against you

688
00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:42.920
<v Speaker 2>based on everything you do. But there are the best

689
00:36:42.960 --> 00:36:45.920
<v Speaker 2>way to keep them happy and on your side is

690
00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:50.000
<v Speaker 2>to keep your liquor cabinet well stocked. Make sure you

691
00:36:50.119 --> 00:36:51.039
<v Speaker 2>keep that shit stocked.

692
00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:54.079
<v Speaker 4>But like how much money might because if they're like

693
00:36:54.239 --> 00:36:59.800
<v Speaker 4>clearing out liquor cabinets, like how.

694
00:36:57.519 --> 00:36:59.880
<v Speaker 2>How I know how much do they drink? For such

695
00:37:00.000 --> 00:37:00.440
<v Speaker 2>little people?

696
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:03.320
<v Speaker 4>Because no, but like I'm saying, how stock do you

697
00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:05.559
<v Speaker 4>have to keep it? See, like I wouldn't be able

698
00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:08.719
<v Speaker 4>to go to the fucking liquor store fast enough if.

699
00:37:08.599 --> 00:37:11.840
<v Speaker 2>You fucking don't small. Just take one little little puff.

700
00:37:11.880 --> 00:37:15.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't get I can't really tired, just want like,

701
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:19.679
<v Speaker 4>just like if I start falling asleep, just fairlyhale it it.

702
00:37:19.719 --> 00:37:21.679
<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's it. That's all you get. That's it.

703
00:37:21.679 --> 00:37:24.440
<v Speaker 2>It's funny if you get tired off of that.

704
00:37:25.480 --> 00:37:26.000
<v Speaker 4>Podcast.

705
00:37:26.360 --> 00:37:28.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're smoking and enjoyed because they're supposed to be

706
00:37:28.960 --> 00:37:30.480
<v Speaker 2>a fun wine in one. I want to fuck around

707
00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:33.719
<v Speaker 2>with a little bit. But it's like you have to

708
00:37:33.800 --> 00:37:35.440
<v Speaker 2>keep your ship well stuck because you want to keep

709
00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:37.960
<v Speaker 2>them drunk because then they're like not gonna be as mischievous.

710
00:37:38.000 --> 00:37:40.400
<v Speaker 2>I guess that's how drunkn they like. I don't wonder.

711
00:37:40.719 --> 00:37:41.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand.

712
00:37:41.480 --> 00:37:47.000
<v Speaker 4>They're clearing out wine cellars cellars. A cellar indicates if

713
00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:49.079
<v Speaker 4>you have a wine cellar. I'm going to say off

714
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:51.639
<v Speaker 4>the top of my head, that indicates you have a

715
00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:54.119
<v Speaker 4>minimum of fifty bottles of wine down there.

716
00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, you'd have to have a lot of wine.

717
00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:58.280
<v Speaker 4>That's going to be a minimum to have a cellar.

718
00:37:58.960 --> 00:38:02.199
<v Speaker 4>And that that's a man mom. You know sellers usually

719
00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:03.119
<v Speaker 4>have more than that.

720
00:38:03.280 --> 00:38:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Springing All his friend's name Mike Yo Jerry. You hear

721
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:08.599
<v Speaker 2>about this guy, Uh, what's an Irish name?

722
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

723
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:13.280
<v Speaker 2>You hear this guy O'Brien, O'Brien. O'Brien's got a bunch

724
00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:16.039
<v Speaker 2>of booze man his friend. You come down to Damien's

725
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:16.760
<v Speaker 2>an Irish name.

726
00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:20.119
<v Speaker 4>It is, that's where my brother's stats from.

727
00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:23.159
<v Speaker 2>Kind downstairs, and then you know, there's all these little

728
00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:26.159
<v Speaker 2>people and that's why I picture them like tiny little fuckers.

729
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:28.440
<v Speaker 2>They're all on the wine barrels and they're all drinking.

730
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:31.039
<v Speaker 2>You come stairs, like what the fuck? And then it's

731
00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:34.000
<v Speaker 2>a Gulliver's travel where they're like hitting you with spikes

732
00:38:34.000 --> 00:38:35.599
<v Speaker 2>and like pinning you to the ground, you know, golf.

733
00:38:36.599 --> 00:38:39.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, But like, okay, so let's talk about like a

734
00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:41.519
<v Speaker 4>normal wine cellar. Though, So like I'm saying fifty if

735
00:38:41.519 --> 00:38:44.159
<v Speaker 4>you're like, if you're like I own a wine cellar

736
00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:46.639
<v Speaker 4>and you like wanted to brag about it, and you

737
00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:48.920
<v Speaker 4>needed enough wine down there to call it a cellar,

738
00:38:48.960 --> 00:38:52.239
<v Speaker 4>you put about fifty bottles. But I went down to

739
00:38:52.920 --> 00:38:55.480
<v Speaker 4>one of my friend's house his father had a wine cellar,

740
00:38:56.039 --> 00:38:58.719
<v Speaker 4>went down there, and I'm gonna say, like what he

741
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:01.239
<v Speaker 4>had down there was the two into maybe four hundred

742
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:03.800
<v Speaker 4>bottles of wine fu yeah, I'm like.

743
00:39:04.960 --> 00:39:06.920
<v Speaker 2>A wine zone. I think it was about like sixty

744
00:39:07.000 --> 00:39:08.039
<v Speaker 2>seventy bottles.

745
00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:09.199
<v Speaker 4>Like that's a lot.

746
00:39:09.360 --> 00:39:11.679
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's a lot that a sixty seventy bottles can

747
00:39:11.679 --> 00:39:13.239
<v Speaker 2>fit in. Like he used to make his own wine.

748
00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:16.800
<v Speaker 4>That can fit in like three cabinets. If you have

749
00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:21.679
<v Speaker 4>like a cellar, like a basement cellar, and it's full,

750
00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:25.159
<v Speaker 4>you're talking like hundreds of bottles of wine.

751
00:39:25.199 --> 00:39:26.719
<v Speaker 2>My grandpa used to make his own wine. Nice to

752
00:39:26.760 --> 00:39:29.400
<v Speaker 2>steal it. Hey, you don't need you know, you don't

753
00:39:29.440 --> 00:39:32.880
<v Speaker 2>know he's dead now, you don't know at all, you know, actually.

754
00:39:33.039 --> 00:39:37.039
<v Speaker 4>He knows now he's with yours, I know.

755
00:39:37.159 --> 00:39:39.280
<v Speaker 2>And they like they would literally like fuck with you.

756
00:39:39.679 --> 00:39:42.840
<v Speaker 2>And if if you didn't treat the clergy con well,

757
00:39:43.159 --> 00:39:45.079
<v Speaker 2>they would end up fucking with you so much that

758
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:47.480
<v Speaker 2>they end up destroying your like your ship, they would

759
00:39:47.519 --> 00:39:50.559
<v Speaker 2>destroy your lives. And if a clergyicon are mistreated in

760
00:39:50.599 --> 00:39:53.119
<v Speaker 2>any way, they watch your recabin on your home and

761
00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:56.519
<v Speaker 2>your wife's like we said, yeah, but they're just they're

762
00:39:56.559 --> 00:40:01.599
<v Speaker 2>just like dicks, like there they're they're dishonest. And whether

763
00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:05.480
<v Speaker 2>or not a clergyicon is a distinct species or a fairy,

764
00:40:05.679 --> 00:40:10.639
<v Speaker 2>there is no they're related to whatever leprechauns are, and uh,

765
00:40:10.679 --> 00:40:14.239
<v Speaker 2>they are just leprechauns on a bender every night. The

766
00:40:14.360 --> 00:40:19.599
<v Speaker 2>Leprechaun family, however, would reject this notion, and they actually,

767
00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:21.760
<v Speaker 2>by fact, they don't even mention the clergy coon in

768
00:40:21.800 --> 00:40:24.840
<v Speaker 2>the same breath. They're like, they don't, we don't know them,

769
00:40:25.320 --> 00:40:28.079
<v Speaker 2>We have no idea who they are. We don't, we

770
00:40:28.119 --> 00:40:28.440
<v Speaker 2>don't know.

771
00:40:28.519 --> 00:40:31.119
<v Speaker 4>Do you imagine being such a piece of shit family member?

772
00:40:31.199 --> 00:40:34.480
<v Speaker 4>Yet literally as a family member, the fact.

773
00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:36.800
<v Speaker 2>That they won't even acknowledge their drunken cousin that is

774
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:38.960
<v Speaker 2>like way worse than they are, is like fucked up.

775
00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:41.119
<v Speaker 4>Which that that's a big thing too, Like everyone has

776
00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:43.440
<v Speaker 4>that family member, right, and there's there's no harm in

777
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:46.760
<v Speaker 4>being like, huh, yeah, that's my fucking cousin, and you're like,

778
00:40:47.400 --> 00:40:47.920
<v Speaker 4>that's him.

779
00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:50.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's a fucking character, all right, he's a character.

780
00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:54.039
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like we don't get along that much, maybe we

781
00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:56.199
<v Speaker 4>don't talk that much, but yeah, that's my cousin. But

782
00:40:56.280 --> 00:41:00.000
<v Speaker 4>to be like, I don't know, I don't know, Yeah,

783
00:41:00.280 --> 00:41:02.079
<v Speaker 4>you're a terrible fucking person.

784
00:41:02.119 --> 00:41:06.480
<v Speaker 2>So in the country of Cork, for example, the clergyicon

785
00:41:06.599 --> 00:41:10.199
<v Speaker 2>would appear to haunt the cellar of a Quaker gentleman

786
00:41:10.639 --> 00:41:15.599
<v Speaker 2>called mister Harris. What do they mean, Quaker gentleman? That's

787
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:19.400
<v Speaker 2>what I was thinking, is Auaker gentleman. I was gonna say,

788
00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:20.639
<v Speaker 2>it makes one oatmeal.

789
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:25.159
<v Speaker 4>Ya. It's like it's like every child may have bowls

790
00:41:25.199 --> 00:41:31.079
<v Speaker 4>of maple syrup and brown sugar. Sorry, maple syrup, brown

791
00:41:31.159 --> 00:41:35.199
<v Speaker 4>sugar and cinnamon, that's what it is. Or no apple cinnamon.

792
00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:40.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, cream Okay, yeah, that's that joint. Definitely got

793
00:41:40.679 --> 00:41:44.559
<v Speaker 2>me stones, dude, I'm fucking high. You took one little

794
00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:45.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't smoke weed.

795
00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:48.360
<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you. I just said the words.

796
00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:53.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you did. I hope you stay focused right now.

797
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:57.599
<v Speaker 2>So this is stop handing. I gave you one little puff.

798
00:41:57.719 --> 00:42:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't smoke weed. I told you. Okay, so let's

799
00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:01.239
<v Speaker 2>get you keep.

800
00:42:01.039 --> 00:42:03.599
<v Speaker 4>Telling telling me to stop doing that. You've got that.

801
00:42:03.679 --> 00:42:07.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm also drinking straight. You want some ship drinking straight

802
00:42:07.519 --> 00:42:12.400
<v Speaker 2>to smoke joints. So apparently the cook So this Quaker

803
00:42:12.440 --> 00:42:14.920
<v Speaker 2>home boy, whatever that is, I'm gonna start calling people

804
00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.800
<v Speaker 2>Quakers and I'm like, you're a motherfucking Quaker. You know that?

805
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:18.039
<v Speaker 5>No?

806
00:42:18.199 --> 00:42:20.800
<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well be careful because that might actually mean something.

807
00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:23.719
<v Speaker 4>We don't know what, so we're gonna look it up and.

808
00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:27.159
<v Speaker 2>Start screaming at the alexia. Where the fuck we need

809
00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:34.440
<v Speaker 2>to start having? No, I keep it, would leave a

810
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:38.079
<v Speaker 2>meal for the clergy con for his uh, for this service.

811
00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:41.920
<v Speaker 2>The clergy con would manage the cellar. He's like organizing

812
00:42:41.960 --> 00:42:44.920
<v Speaker 2>his fucking wine barrels and ship. He's like, all right,

813
00:42:44.960 --> 00:42:48.000
<v Speaker 2>so we got the the dark musky wine over here,

814
00:42:48.360 --> 00:42:52.239
<v Speaker 2>we got the sweet raspberry wine over here. We got

815
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:56.440
<v Speaker 2>our sprits over there. He literally kept he fed him

816
00:42:56.880 --> 00:42:59.000
<v Speaker 2>and would have a good meal paid for him.

817
00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:01.559
<v Speaker 4>That nice description of wine. I liked it.

818
00:43:01.719 --> 00:43:04.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. You explain why to me. I'm not

819
00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:07.000
<v Speaker 2>a connoisseur. I have a whiskey connoisseur and liquor. You

820
00:43:07.039 --> 00:43:10.559
<v Speaker 2>hate liquor, all right, tell me it's not even that

821
00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:11.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't even think.

822
00:43:11.440 --> 00:43:15.679
<v Speaker 4>Okay, to be fair, I will, but starting point, I'd

823
00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:18.159
<v Speaker 4>like you to explain to me the difference between Irish

824
00:43:18.159 --> 00:43:21.360
<v Speaker 4>whiskey and an American whiskey.

825
00:43:21.360 --> 00:43:25.239
<v Speaker 2>The way it's it's Captain Beryls. That was that? I

826
00:43:25.280 --> 00:43:27.719
<v Speaker 2>love that guest. That was a pretty good guess. That

827
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:29.280
<v Speaker 2>was a pretty good guest, was it? No?

828
00:43:29.519 --> 00:43:32.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it is the way it's fermented, but not quite.

829
00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:35.840
<v Speaker 2>So they will have it on your cellar. And this

830
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:38.320
<v Speaker 2>one home boy that for some reason they called him

831
00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:40.760
<v Speaker 2>a Quaker. I don't know why. But his name is

832
00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:47.920
<v Speaker 2>mister his name is mister Quaker. His name is mister Harris.

833
00:43:47.960 --> 00:43:50.320
<v Speaker 2>But he's a Quaker gentleman. So he wears a wig.

834
00:43:50.440 --> 00:43:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Is that's what I think? If he means somebody that.

835
00:43:55.599 --> 00:43:56.000
<v Speaker 4>Feed him.

836
00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:57.639
<v Speaker 2>And this dude would manage his seller. That's why I

837
00:43:57.679 --> 00:44:01.800
<v Speaker 2>lost my train of thought. He's managing his cellar. Okay,

838
00:44:01.920 --> 00:44:03.360
<v Speaker 2>he's he's.

839
00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:06.039
<v Speaker 4>He's managing it. So there's enough bottles for him to

840
00:44:06.199 --> 00:44:07.159
<v Speaker 4>actually spend a.

841
00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:11.000
<v Speaker 2>Day down there, Like all right, okay, So Savant Blanc

842
00:44:11.000 --> 00:44:13.840
<v Speaker 2>goes here and then we got the Pino Grigio here

843
00:44:13.880 --> 00:44:16.280
<v Speaker 2>and he's like he's coming down. So he's like, what's up, buddy,

844
00:44:16.480 --> 00:44:18.639
<v Speaker 2>how's it going? And he's like, oh, I got some

845
00:44:18.719 --> 00:44:20.880
<v Speaker 2>meal for you. And he's like, so I got everything

846
00:44:20.920 --> 00:44:22.800
<v Speaker 2>sorted out. What do you want tonight? What do you

847
00:44:22.840 --> 00:44:24.920
<v Speaker 2>want it? Like? I would do that for a little

848
00:44:25.079 --> 00:44:26.280
<v Speaker 2>a little slave, little man.

849
00:44:26.400 --> 00:44:30.039
<v Speaker 4>I'm just okay, okay, So I googled it. Yeah, and

850
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:32.559
<v Speaker 4>just just for a fun fact, if you put what

851
00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:33.320
<v Speaker 4>is a cute?

852
00:44:33.440 --> 00:44:36.880
<v Speaker 2>It says, what is a Quaker? That's literally Google's.

853
00:44:36.519 --> 00:44:38.320
<v Speaker 4>First fucking thing. I don't know if it's because it

854
00:44:38.360 --> 00:44:41.000
<v Speaker 4>was listening to me or not. That could be thing

855
00:44:41.039 --> 00:44:44.519
<v Speaker 4>that I put what is a que Quakers also called

856
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:51.840
<v Speaker 4>friends belong to historically Christian known formally as religious Society

857
00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:52.360
<v Speaker 4>of Friends.

858
00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:52.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

859
00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:56.840
<v Speaker 4>Members of the various Quaker movements are also genuinely united

860
00:44:56.840 --> 00:45:01.960
<v Speaker 4>by their beliefs and their ability of each human being exemplant. Wow,

861
00:45:02.000 --> 00:45:06.599
<v Speaker 4>I too drunk to say that word exemplatorary.

862
00:45:05.800 --> 00:45:11.599
<v Speaker 2>Be exemptly Now that's a hard you know what, head,

863
00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:13.199
<v Speaker 2>But you can't say we can't do this.

864
00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:16.800
<v Speaker 4>You know, Yeah, there you got access in light within

865
00:45:16.960 --> 00:45:19.840
<v Speaker 4>that God is in everybody. So he's pretty much a Christian,

866
00:45:19.880 --> 00:45:20.119
<v Speaker 4>I guess.

867
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:23.599
<v Speaker 2>I don't like the religious aspect. Would beat me. I'm

868
00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:26.599
<v Speaker 2>gonna start calling you a Quaker man. So we're just wanting.

869
00:45:26.679 --> 00:45:29.400
<v Speaker 2>So he's hanging out with what, essentially, I guess to

870
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:32.599
<v Speaker 2>the clergic con is his friend, and this guy serving

871
00:45:32.639 --> 00:45:35.840
<v Speaker 2>the clergicicon food to manage his wine cellar and hang

872
00:45:35.880 --> 00:45:38.480
<v Speaker 2>out with him and be cool with him. Kind of yeah, right,

873
00:45:38.519 --> 00:45:42.079
<v Speaker 2>So the clergicon would manage the cellar. On one particular night,

874
00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:45.320
<v Speaker 2>after an exhausted day, the cook only left a small

875
00:45:45.360 --> 00:45:49.800
<v Speaker 2>amount of meat some potatoes, and I guess that's it.

876
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:53.039
<v Speaker 2>There's some potatoes he just left. He's like, usual, cook

877
00:45:53.079 --> 00:45:55.800
<v Speaker 2>this motherfucker a steak, like he's cooking for like he's

878
00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:59.719
<v Speaker 2>in twenty like sixteen, cooking for his dog. I'm gonna,

879
00:45:59.719 --> 00:46:01.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm gona and make a misteak because I got no

880
00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:04.320
<v Speaker 2>woman in my life right now. Was that like how

881
00:46:04.400 --> 00:46:07.519
<v Speaker 2>you felt me? Yeah? Didn't you had a dog and

882
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:10.320
<v Speaker 2>you were single. And she's like, I didn't cook. I'm

883
00:46:10.360 --> 00:46:11.039
<v Speaker 2>cooking a steak.

884
00:46:11.559 --> 00:46:14.440
<v Speaker 4>I didn't cook for me, and I would have if

885
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:16.440
<v Speaker 4>I did cook, but I didn't cook. I went to

886
00:46:16.519 --> 00:46:18.679
<v Speaker 4>fast food joints if there was no fast food joints.

887
00:46:18.719 --> 00:46:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely so, Billy's dog will die extremely soon.

888
00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:23.880
<v Speaker 4>Me and my dog had French fries together.

889
00:46:24.079 --> 00:46:27.320
<v Speaker 2>Prayers to Chloe Kardashian. You think a cook steak is

890
00:46:27.360 --> 00:46:30.000
<v Speaker 2>good for you? Red Dog? Oh okay, we're not getting into.

891
00:46:29.840 --> 00:46:32.000
<v Speaker 4>This because it was a nice name and it was

892
00:46:32.000 --> 00:46:33.119
<v Speaker 4>already given this so.

893
00:46:33.400 --> 00:46:36.719
<v Speaker 2>He obviously apparently the cook would have his meal for

894
00:46:36.760 --> 00:46:40.519
<v Speaker 2>the clergy coon for his service. And one day, you know,

895
00:46:40.559 --> 00:46:44.280
<v Speaker 2>we only fed in potatoes, so and raised the clerg con.

896
00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:50.639
<v Speaker 4>Yeah you get so he enraged fam he.

897
00:46:50.800 --> 00:46:54.800
<v Speaker 2>Raised the clergy coon, and that marched upstairs and took

898
00:46:54.880 --> 00:46:57.159
<v Speaker 2>a bewildered the bewildered cook. So all of a sudden,

899
00:46:57.199 --> 00:46:58.599
<v Speaker 2>he's like, what are you doing on my wine? So

900
00:46:58.760 --> 00:47:02.079
<v Speaker 2>I thought you were organizing this is my kitten. I

901
00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:04.760
<v Speaker 2>thought you were goask in between the Sovan bank and

902
00:47:04.840 --> 00:47:07.119
<v Speaker 2>the Pinot Grigio. I thought, I thought that's what we're doing.

903
00:47:07.119 --> 00:47:12.199
<v Speaker 2>So he marches upstairs, all angry and dragging her because

904
00:47:12.760 --> 00:47:16.559
<v Speaker 2>his wife downstairs or I guess it's it's supposed to

905
00:47:16.599 --> 00:47:18.920
<v Speaker 2>be mister Harris, but it says that he drags her

906
00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:24.239
<v Speaker 2>downstairs and starts beating her. Oh, so he beats the

907
00:47:24.280 --> 00:47:28.960
<v Speaker 2>guy's wife because missus, mister Harris. So this leprechaun, I

908
00:47:29.000 --> 00:47:36.519
<v Speaker 2>am strong because obviously obviously this uh obviously this story

909
00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:40.519
<v Speaker 2>he literally obviously because it's a kind of an old

910
00:47:40.599 --> 00:47:43.639
<v Speaker 2>dated story where it's saying that the female cooked and

911
00:47:43.679 --> 00:47:46.719
<v Speaker 2>made the food and the guy just brought him down

912
00:47:47.280 --> 00:47:51.119
<v Speaker 2>and started like feeding the leprechaun or the clergy con too.

913
00:47:51.599 --> 00:47:55.440
<v Speaker 2>So when he only gets potatoes, the clergy coon goes upstairs,

914
00:47:55.639 --> 00:47:59.679
<v Speaker 2>drags the wife downstairs, beats her, and then the husband,

915
00:47:59.679 --> 00:48:03.519
<v Speaker 2>mother fucker just get crazy. And the husband was so

916
00:48:03.679 --> 00:48:08.000
<v Speaker 2>enraged that he was determined, determined to get rid of

917
00:48:08.239 --> 00:48:09.800
<v Speaker 2>this clergy can out of his life.

918
00:48:09.880 --> 00:48:12.360
<v Speaker 4>You know what all I'm thinking, I can't stop thinking

919
00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:18.119
<v Speaker 4>about it is how desperate of some man was to

920
00:48:18.199 --> 00:48:21.719
<v Speaker 4>keep his family when he was so boring.

921
00:48:21.840 --> 00:48:24.519
<v Speaker 2>He's like, wait, I'm interesting. Let me tell you the story.

922
00:48:25.559 --> 00:48:27.320
<v Speaker 4>And this is where this came from.

923
00:48:27.840 --> 00:48:30.400
<v Speaker 2>So it's like, I swear to God, I'm not a

924
00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:33.960
<v Speaker 2>drunk all the time. Yeah, I know things that you

925
00:48:34.079 --> 00:48:37.360
<v Speaker 2>don't know. Let me tell you. You know, you know why

926
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.760
<v Speaker 2>I was downstairs for so long. I was organizing the

927
00:48:40.800 --> 00:48:44.920
<v Speaker 2>one something. Do you see how this penal green next

928
00:48:44.960 --> 00:48:47.760
<v Speaker 2>to savon blanc, the only two that I can remember,

929
00:48:48.119 --> 00:48:52.320
<v Speaker 2>next to the red wine. And then there's the white wine.

930
00:48:52.679 --> 00:48:54.840
<v Speaker 2>And then we have the kind of p looking wine

931
00:48:54.880 --> 00:48:57.599
<v Speaker 2>where it looks like someone's peepee, and we have that

932
00:48:57.800 --> 00:49:01.800
<v Speaker 2>over here, and then and we have this other wine

933
00:49:02.159 --> 00:49:04.280
<v Speaker 2>that is kind of red wine, but it's not.

934
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:07.679
<v Speaker 7>And then he's like, oh, you're talking about pp You're

935
00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:08.719
<v Speaker 7>talking about ice wine.

936
00:49:09.079 --> 00:49:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Ice wan. I don't think I recognized by color he

937
00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:18.800
<v Speaker 2>goes no, wait by color and then and then is

938
00:49:18.800 --> 00:49:21.400
<v Speaker 2>the Leprechaun doing the older clerkgicon during the whole time,

939
00:49:21.599 --> 00:49:26.119
<v Speaker 2>and he's just like, nothing's room, watching hockey out the

940
00:49:26.159 --> 00:49:29.800
<v Speaker 2>window because they didn't have TV's back then. So seasons

941
00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:33.840
<v Speaker 2>you think they had hockey just choking? All right, what

942
00:49:33.960 --> 00:49:34.679
<v Speaker 2>were you gonna say?

943
00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:35.480
<v Speaker 4>Say?

944
00:49:35.800 --> 00:49:36.079
<v Speaker 2>Fun?

945
00:49:36.119 --> 00:49:38.000
<v Speaker 4>Fact, they would never have ice wine either.

946
00:49:38.320 --> 00:49:41.599
<v Speaker 2>They're downstairs. He drags his wife. The Lepkon drags the

947
00:49:41.599 --> 00:49:45.119
<v Speaker 2>wife downstairs. Were only cooking potatoes. So this guy is pissed.

948
00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:48.920
<v Speaker 2>He is mad, so he's out and rage and mad.

949
00:49:49.039 --> 00:49:51.000
<v Speaker 2>He's a man. So try to get rid of the

950
00:49:51.039 --> 00:49:54.440
<v Speaker 2>clergicon once and for all. Because at first, Homeboy's doing

951
00:49:54.480 --> 00:49:57.239
<v Speaker 2>in favors, he's helping out with them, like I just

952
00:49:57.239 --> 00:49:59.880
<v Speaker 2>blaze the joint. We're drinking, we're having fun for this episode,

953
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:03.360
<v Speaker 2>and he drags his wife downstairs. He gets pissed. He

954
00:50:03.440 --> 00:50:05.519
<v Speaker 2>tries to get rid of him once for all. So

955
00:50:06.000 --> 00:50:10.079
<v Speaker 2>having been told that if he moved beyond a running stream,

956
00:50:10.199 --> 00:50:12.719
<v Speaker 2>which is crazy, he's like luring this clergy con and

957
00:50:12.719 --> 00:50:14.880
<v Speaker 2>to be like, let's go and get him out of

958
00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:17.960
<v Speaker 2>the get rid of the clergy coon. Mister Harris attempted

959
00:50:18.320 --> 00:50:21.920
<v Speaker 2>to do it just by moving all the household furniture

960
00:50:22.480 --> 00:50:27.000
<v Speaker 2>and this you mean, like, now listen to this, the

961
00:50:27.079 --> 00:50:32.920
<v Speaker 2>cellars barrels of wine to a river stream because supposed

962
00:50:32.920 --> 00:50:37.039
<v Speaker 2>to be leprechauns or clergy cons can't cross a stream

963
00:50:37.119 --> 00:50:38.599
<v Speaker 2>of water for some reason.

964
00:50:38.719 --> 00:50:40.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh, I thought you meant like he moved it all

965
00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:44.079
<v Speaker 4>into the river so he wouldn't understand that he wasn't

966
00:50:44.119 --> 00:50:48.239
<v Speaker 4>in the house anymore. So, which is so he moved

967
00:50:48.239 --> 00:50:50.920
<v Speaker 4>his house to outside of a house across the river.

968
00:50:51.079 --> 00:50:54.800
<v Speaker 2>No, he literally moved his ship. It is like literally

969
00:50:55.000 --> 00:50:58.440
<v Speaker 2>taking your couch, your teeth and putting it right beside

970
00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:00.360
<v Speaker 2>a river bed and be im like.

971
00:51:01.400 --> 00:51:03.400
<v Speaker 4>This is right, I live. Now come get me.

972
00:51:04.039 --> 00:51:06.679
<v Speaker 2>You can't get over it, can you can you? He's

973
00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:09.440
<v Speaker 2>looking at I was like, step over the line, bitch.

974
00:51:10.119 --> 00:51:12.039
<v Speaker 2>Come here is that river right there? You ain't getting

975
00:51:12.039 --> 00:51:15.559
<v Speaker 2>across it? Because literally ridiculous. This is part of the

976
00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:18.280
<v Speaker 2>folklore in the magic. Because however, the clue Jicon, knowing

977
00:51:18.679 --> 00:51:21.559
<v Speaker 2>what was happening, He's like, man, they're trying to They're

978
00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:24.400
<v Speaker 2>trying to move across that goddamn river. You know what

979
00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:27.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do. I'm gonna wedge my fucking self, my

980
00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:32.599
<v Speaker 2>little tiny body in between two barrels of beer. And

981
00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:34.880
<v Speaker 2>that's why these motherfuckers at three feet.

982
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:37.960
<v Speaker 4>They're like three feet why are they carrying two barrels

983
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:38.239
<v Speaker 4>of beer?

984
00:51:38.960 --> 00:51:44.119
<v Speaker 2>You he moved his wine cellar, because that's what No,

985
00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:46.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about all the barrels. He moved all the

986
00:51:46.280 --> 00:51:49.159
<v Speaker 2>barrels his furniture from his home. But you would have

987
00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:52.639
<v Speaker 2>moved it one of tas a ridiculous story. This is folklore.

988
00:51:52.719 --> 00:51:53.400
<v Speaker 2>This is not a fact.

989
00:51:54.039 --> 00:51:56.199
<v Speaker 4>If somebody walks down to his beer cellar, he's like, ah,

990
00:51:56.480 --> 00:51:59.159
<v Speaker 4>there's two barrels. You're better moving it at the same time,

991
00:51:59.239 --> 00:52:01.159
<v Speaker 4>because I'm the fucking false.

992
00:52:00.960 --> 00:52:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Says the legend. Mister Harris attempted to move all of

993
00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:10.960
<v Speaker 2>his household furniture and sellar, barrels and wine to across

994
00:52:11.079 --> 00:52:11.519
<v Speaker 2>this river.

995
00:52:11.960 --> 00:52:14.760
<v Speaker 4>And one goes and one goes the same time.

996
00:52:14.840 --> 00:52:15.119
<v Speaker 2>Buddy.

997
00:52:15.239 --> 00:52:18.039
<v Speaker 6>Just they're saying, yes, you are. You said he weds himself.

998
00:52:18.320 --> 00:52:22.000
<v Speaker 6>You said he wedged himself in between two barrels. So

999
00:52:22.159 --> 00:52:26.000
<v Speaker 6>that means both barrels would have been hadn't have been

1000
00:52:26.199 --> 00:52:28.719
<v Speaker 6>carried at the same time while he was inside of

1001
00:52:28.760 --> 00:52:31.480
<v Speaker 6>both of them. So somebody was strong enough to pick

1002
00:52:31.559 --> 00:52:36.519
<v Speaker 6>up two barrels of fucking booze connected and been like,

1003
00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:38.000
<v Speaker 6>I wonder what's and something?

1004
00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:41.679
<v Speaker 2>He never seems to get it. Get it? Okay, they

1005
00:52:41.719 --> 00:52:45.079
<v Speaker 2>had horses, they had donkeys or whatever. That doesn't matter.

1006
00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:46.519
<v Speaker 4>It doesn't matter.

1007
00:52:46.679 --> 00:52:47.400
<v Speaker 2>No, you don't get it.

1008
00:52:48.079 --> 00:52:52.320
<v Speaker 4>So no, nod, shit, I'm mad about this. He goes downstairs.

1009
00:52:52.360 --> 00:52:55.280
<v Speaker 4>He wedges himself in between two barrels. Okay, so now

1010
00:52:55.920 --> 00:52:58.159
<v Speaker 4>now the mister wants to come move the barrel and

1011
00:52:58.280 --> 00:53:00.800
<v Speaker 4>put it on whatever back of carriage of whatever.

1012
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:01.159
<v Speaker 2>You had.

1013
00:53:01.320 --> 00:53:04.880
<v Speaker 4>Understand that, So he picks up both barrels at the

1014
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:08.480
<v Speaker 4>same time. This guy's this guy's hall strength. No, I'm

1015
00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:11.079
<v Speaker 4>mad about this though. I don't like this because a

1016
00:53:11.159 --> 00:53:13.440
<v Speaker 4>lot of stories, at least you can't poke this bad

1017
00:53:13.519 --> 00:53:14.239
<v Speaker 4>of a hole in them.

1018
00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:17.119
<v Speaker 2>He was just having fun. However, the clergy gone new

1019
00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:19.920
<v Speaker 2>that he wedges off between barrels, and they began to

1020
00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:23.320
<v Speaker 2>move a wagon load of goods. See how you, Oh,

1021
00:53:24.280 --> 00:53:27.039
<v Speaker 2>you didn't know. You didn't know. You didn't know either,

1022
00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:30.440
<v Speaker 2>you you did not know. I just said they they're

1023
00:53:30.440 --> 00:53:33.000
<v Speaker 2>having a horse, they're having a carriage, they're having a wagon.

1024
00:53:33.679 --> 00:53:36.480
<v Speaker 4>No, you said, he I thought he wedged himself in

1025
00:53:36.559 --> 00:53:42.079
<v Speaker 4>the basement. You didn't even know that was the stuff already. Okay,

1026
00:53:42.119 --> 00:53:44.800
<v Speaker 4>but even that that means that means the horse again.

1027
00:53:44.840 --> 00:53:48.039
<v Speaker 2>That really be smoking, even a puff of a joy,

1028
00:53:48.760 --> 00:53:51.400
<v Speaker 2>that would be fair. I'd enjoy that that was a puff.

1029
00:53:51.519 --> 00:53:53.960
<v Speaker 4>But even that, that means the horse has to cross

1030
00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:54.360
<v Speaker 4>the river.

1031
00:53:54.840 --> 00:53:56.760
<v Speaker 2>It's going to be longer than the same path, the same,

1032
00:53:57.079 --> 00:53:58.360
<v Speaker 2>the same Valentine's desks.

1033
00:53:58.599 --> 00:53:59.960
<v Speaker 4>Are you making the horse cross the river?

1034
00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:03.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Yes, the horses can go in water. Okay, they

1035
00:54:04.039 --> 00:54:09.880
<v Speaker 2>like it, I would curgecon okay. He was himself in

1036
00:54:09.920 --> 00:54:13.119
<v Speaker 2>between barrels as he began to move with his wagonload

1037
00:54:13.199 --> 00:54:18.239
<v Speaker 2>of goods. Here the noise the clergyicon called out, here

1038
00:54:18.320 --> 00:54:23.719
<v Speaker 2>we go, miss master, Here we all all together? What

1039
00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:31.119
<v Speaker 2>shouted missus, mister Harris, dost thou all go? Also? Yes, Master,

1040
00:54:31.360 --> 00:54:35.840
<v Speaker 2>to be sure, Master, here we go all together. In

1041
00:54:36.760 --> 00:54:42.320
<v Speaker 2>that case, replied mister Harris, let's cart, the carts be unloaded,

1042
00:54:42.639 --> 00:54:45.119
<v Speaker 2>and we will all just be where we should be.

1043
00:54:45.840 --> 00:54:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Mister Harris died soon after, so literally he was like,

1044
00:54:50.840 --> 00:54:54.960
<v Speaker 2>let's just unload here, it is said whoever. The clergyicon

1045
00:54:55.039 --> 00:54:58.920
<v Speaker 2>still haunts the Harris family so says that he's carrying

1046
00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:03.360
<v Speaker 2>this motherfucker along and then he's like, I'm hiding here,

1047
00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:07.039
<v Speaker 2>and he's like, yes, let's let's go, master, let's go

1048
00:55:07.320 --> 00:55:09.639
<v Speaker 2>towards the like where we're going to hang out. Like

1049
00:55:09.800 --> 00:55:14.719
<v Speaker 2>this guy's little a little bit of a boost. It's

1050
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:19.159
<v Speaker 2>like there's such little assholes, it's ridiculous. Like they will

1051
00:55:19.400 --> 00:55:22.239
<v Speaker 2>be like I'm coming along, I'm coming, I'm here, I'm

1052
00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:30.079
<v Speaker 2>here right now, I'm coming along. Yeah, and he wanted

1053
00:55:30.119 --> 00:55:33.599
<v Speaker 2>to unload him and kind of like, uh, where we are,

1054
00:55:33.760 --> 00:55:36.719
<v Speaker 2>We're just gonna let leave everything where it is, and

1055
00:55:36.840 --> 00:55:40.400
<v Speaker 2>then he died after like the curse. But there they

1056
00:55:40.519 --> 00:55:44.079
<v Speaker 2>can be merry and even quite charming. But they play pranks.

1057
00:55:44.679 --> 00:55:49.320
<v Speaker 2>The biggest thing Leprechauns and clerg cons or whatever. There's

1058
00:55:49.480 --> 00:55:54.920
<v Speaker 2>many different versions of seem like the biggest folklore. But

1059
00:55:55.639 --> 00:56:01.000
<v Speaker 2>how they play pranks on people, and they're usually unpleasant

1060
00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:05.559
<v Speaker 2>at times due to their excessive drinking and their short tempers.

1061
00:56:05.880 --> 00:56:09.719
<v Speaker 2>They have a little gauge or care for the troubles

1062
00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:13.239
<v Speaker 2>for others, so they don't give a ship about what

1063
00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:15.639
<v Speaker 2>I thought you said.

1064
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:17.880
<v Speaker 4>They had a little gauge like like they pulled it

1065
00:56:17.960 --> 00:56:20.639
<v Speaker 4>out of their pocket, going like what am I doing today?

1066
00:56:20.960 --> 00:56:25.440
<v Speaker 2>I think I gauged by a gun? Like see me,

1067
00:56:25.639 --> 00:56:28.039
<v Speaker 2>you think I'm a little man. I got a gun

1068
00:56:28.119 --> 00:56:30.760
<v Speaker 2>that weighs ten times more than me. This is worth.

1069
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:35.519
<v Speaker 2>The problem is I don't say anything, so it's like

1070
00:56:36.320 --> 00:56:38.480
<v Speaker 2>and it's kind of crazy. So they don't give a

1071
00:56:38.519 --> 00:56:41.239
<v Speaker 2>ship about the pranks they're playing upon you and your

1072
00:56:41.320 --> 00:56:42.480
<v Speaker 2>family and what's happening.

1073
00:56:42.960 --> 00:56:44.039
<v Speaker 4>Don't fuck with me.

1074
00:56:44.440 --> 00:56:49.239
<v Speaker 2>So unless you want your booze and your cupboard cleared out,

1075
00:56:49.880 --> 00:56:52.039
<v Speaker 2>I like my boots. I want to be the one

1076
00:56:52.079 --> 00:56:55.159
<v Speaker 2>to clear my copveroard. It's Leprecaun and calm Alex.

1077
00:56:55.239 --> 00:57:01.679
<v Speaker 4>That mother drank, yeah, a couple, but I thought he

1078
00:57:02.079 --> 00:57:03.920
<v Speaker 4>wasn't drinking, but he had a few, and then I

1079
00:57:04.039 --> 00:57:06.079
<v Speaker 4>was like, fuck that that's less than I thought I

1080
00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:08.880
<v Speaker 4>had at home. I'm an alcoholic. I came home to

1081
00:57:09.000 --> 00:57:10.840
<v Speaker 4>three beers instead of five, and I got.

1082
00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:14.719
<v Speaker 2>Mad at it. So toget in why the clergyicon are

1083
00:57:14.800 --> 00:57:19.119
<v Speaker 2>so it's bad? Yeah, that's bad. I got drinking invention

1084
00:57:19.320 --> 00:57:19.599
<v Speaker 2>right now.

1085
00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:22.039
<v Speaker 5>Right.

1086
00:57:22.199 --> 00:57:25.119
<v Speaker 2>So the thing is they play tricks like they they're

1087
00:57:25.159 --> 00:57:27.960
<v Speaker 2>cleaning your cupboard out of booze, or they're turn your

1088
00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:31.079
<v Speaker 2>milk sour and your eggs are rot So they do

1089
00:57:31.280 --> 00:57:34.719
<v Speaker 2>slight pranks that will just obviously piss off someone during

1090
00:57:34.880 --> 00:57:37.280
<v Speaker 2>the eighteenth century, like you know what I mean, or

1091
00:57:37.440 --> 00:57:39.559
<v Speaker 2>like it went before they had TV, someone like has

1092
00:57:39.639 --> 00:57:42.559
<v Speaker 2>rotten egs. I guess we have to go to the stall.

1093
00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I'd have rotten eggs. I'd have a tempered tenttrum so

1094
00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:46.960
<v Speaker 2>his mother.

1095
00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:49.920
<v Speaker 4>He throw them against the wall and you'd be like,

1096
00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:51.039
<v Speaker 4>these are garbage.

1097
00:57:51.119 --> 00:57:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Now is how you think of cats? Right?

1098
00:57:53.760 --> 00:57:56.480
<v Speaker 4>That's what all cats should do is die against the

1099
00:57:56.519 --> 00:58:01.239
<v Speaker 4>wall exploding. They have been all cats that you love,

1100
00:58:01.360 --> 00:58:03.079
<v Speaker 4>because I'm coming for all of you.

1101
00:58:04.519 --> 00:58:06.480
<v Speaker 2>They have been known to harm large stack and we're

1102
00:58:06.480 --> 00:58:10.199
<v Speaker 2>talking still talking to the clergecons, the leprechauns, drunk cousin

1103
00:58:10.280 --> 00:58:12.800
<v Speaker 2>for anyone that doesn't know, and even people should have

1104
00:58:13.280 --> 00:58:15.480
<v Speaker 2>they shouldn't have anyone stand their way of their acts

1105
00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:18.199
<v Speaker 2>and debauchery, because the fuck with you even worse. And

1106
00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:21.880
<v Speaker 2>there's tales of even sheep and cattle falling ill and

1107
00:58:22.000 --> 00:58:28.679
<v Speaker 2>family members catching the pox. After maybe disgruntling Clergicon or

1108
00:58:28.760 --> 00:58:31.400
<v Speaker 2>making clergycon mad, you end up sucking with them so

1109
00:58:31.480 --> 00:58:35.239
<v Speaker 2>much where he's like, all right, well there goes your cattle. Uh,

1110
00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:37.880
<v Speaker 2>there goes the alcohol that makes you feel better when

1111
00:58:37.960 --> 00:58:40.639
<v Speaker 2>your cattle dies. Or you don't have money, so you

1112
00:58:40.679 --> 00:58:45.360
<v Speaker 2>you make your own booze out of old banana peels.

1113
00:58:45.440 --> 00:58:47.719
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna say a big metal toilet.

1114
00:58:50.079 --> 00:58:54.480
<v Speaker 2>They had outhouses at the time. That's what you do.

1115
00:58:54.559 --> 00:58:55.039
<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't.

1116
00:58:55.039 --> 00:58:58.639
<v Speaker 4>I always go to prison. Although the way I know

1117
00:58:58.760 --> 00:58:59.039
<v Speaker 4>to make.

1118
00:58:59.800 --> 00:59:01.119
<v Speaker 2>You want to get into it. You want to get

1119
00:59:01.119 --> 00:59:04.280
<v Speaker 2>into it. So all the clerk cons do is fuck that.

1120
00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:07.440
<v Speaker 2>They do it more than leprecauns do. But although we

1121
00:59:07.559 --> 00:59:11.840
<v Speaker 2>love Leprechauns in Canada and America because we have a

1122
00:59:11.920 --> 00:59:14.199
<v Speaker 2>lot of American fans, we love you guys. And quite

1123
00:59:14.239 --> 00:59:17.920
<v Speaker 2>often they're in commercials. There are cartoons, horror movies. Man,

1124
00:59:18.079 --> 00:59:21.599
<v Speaker 2>like we were just watching leprechauns like their breakfast cereals.

1125
00:59:21.679 --> 00:59:27.800
<v Speaker 4>It's the fucking I'm sorry, yeah, I'm sorry, you fucking

1126
00:59:27.880 --> 00:59:28.480
<v Speaker 4>gave it to me.

1127
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:32.280
<v Speaker 2>This is all. The Irish find them to be brutes.

1128
00:59:33.079 --> 00:59:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Versions of the Celtic actual story that are kind of

1129
00:59:37.239 --> 00:59:39.719
<v Speaker 2>old and fun, like you know, Walt Disney. There is

1130
00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:45.159
<v Speaker 2>a film called uh Darby O'Gill or Derby O'Gill and

1131
00:59:45.239 --> 00:59:50.960
<v Speaker 2>the Little people received a critical representation after Walt Disney

1132
00:59:51.400 --> 00:59:54.639
<v Speaker 2>had actually went to a trip that Nazi guy. We

1133
00:59:54.719 --> 00:59:56.280
<v Speaker 2>all we all knew Walt Disney.

1134
00:59:56.039 --> 00:59:58.559
<v Speaker 4>Is whoa whoa what? Okay, so wait what they got

1135
00:59:58.800 --> 01:00:01.719
<v Speaker 4>recognition after Disney did what why.

1136
01:00:02.079 --> 01:00:08.239
<v Speaker 2>Leprechauns got kind of more famous. There is a movie

1137
01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:11.880
<v Speaker 2>called O Darby and the Little People, which.

1138
01:00:11.800 --> 01:00:14.280
<v Speaker 4>Is uh, actually around Disney.

1139
01:00:14.519 --> 01:00:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's from I think that. I think it's

1140
01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:19.760
<v Speaker 2>like the sixties. I think I watched it. I've seen

1141
01:00:19.840 --> 01:00:20.360
<v Speaker 2>clips of it.

1142
01:00:20.480 --> 01:00:22.920
<v Speaker 4>It looks Alley's been around since the sixties.

1143
01:00:23.320 --> 01:00:26.000
<v Speaker 2>Uh, you know where Peanut Pan was made the forties.

1144
01:00:26.719 --> 01:00:29.239
<v Speaker 2>You know, snow White was made thirty like six. Yeah,

1145
01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:32.280
<v Speaker 2>but not like film like we know the cartoon I'm

1146
01:00:32.320 --> 01:00:35.159
<v Speaker 2>telling you snow White and the Seven Dwarves, the when

1147
01:00:35.239 --> 01:00:38.039
<v Speaker 2>we both grew up on watching ship. That's from like

1148
01:00:38.199 --> 01:00:43.719
<v Speaker 2>nineteen I'm probably wrong, but nineteen thirty eight or forty six,

1149
01:00:43.840 --> 01:00:48.159
<v Speaker 2>it's it's it's literally that's pretty cool though, Yeah, forty seven.

1150
01:00:48.280 --> 01:00:51.519
<v Speaker 2>I know that they were in the forties. Yeah, yeah,

1151
01:00:51.639 --> 01:00:56.000
<v Speaker 2>that's when they Well there's young Disney. I don't think

1152
01:00:56.639 --> 01:00:58.599
<v Speaker 2>ago to me. At the same time, it is only

1153
01:00:58.599 --> 01:01:00.320
<v Speaker 2>one hundred years ago. That there was a war with

1154
01:01:00.400 --> 01:01:03.519
<v Speaker 2>the guy with a crazy mustache and uh, you know,

1155
01:01:04.079 --> 01:01:05.760
<v Speaker 2>and preached a bunch of ships.

1156
01:01:06.760 --> 01:01:08.760
<v Speaker 4>And that, and now we have people.

1157
01:01:09.000 --> 01:01:14.119
<v Speaker 2>So that was nd years ago. So all this stuff happens, right,

1158
01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:18.000
<v Speaker 2>and then you fucked me up. So these clos can

1159
01:01:18.119 --> 01:01:22.440
<v Speaker 2>be married on pleasant Okay. So although they're like les

1160
01:01:22.440 --> 01:01:26.960
<v Speaker 2>are and commercials cartoons, there there is an Irish legend

1161
01:01:27.079 --> 01:01:30.519
<v Speaker 2>or whatever. Right, So Walt Disney's fucking film and it's

1162
01:01:30.639 --> 01:01:34.440
<v Speaker 2>essentially a fantasy, and like Walt Disney kind of turned

1163
01:01:34.519 --> 01:01:38.000
<v Speaker 2>this into what it more or less went to be today.

1164
01:01:38.239 --> 01:01:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Where we celebrated is now just getting loaded drunk. It's

1165
01:01:42.400 --> 01:01:46.280
<v Speaker 2>getting drunk and celebrating this holiday based on a bunch

1166
01:01:46.320 --> 01:01:50.119
<v Speaker 2>of folklore from Irish. I love it. Everything's always basic,

1167
01:01:50.239 --> 01:01:54.119
<v Speaker 2>to be honest, Irish people also brought over technical Halloween,

1168
01:01:54.280 --> 01:01:58.559
<v Speaker 2>so uh, carving turnips and ship tato fans. Yeah, well

1169
01:01:58.599 --> 01:02:01.320
<v Speaker 2>I guess technically no, but I'm not saying.

1170
01:02:01.559 --> 01:02:02.679
<v Speaker 4>Those are something all of it.

1171
01:02:02.840 --> 01:02:06.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, No, Okay, that was I was saying. Okay, like

1172
01:02:06.280 --> 01:02:10.840
<v Speaker 2>Sam Celtic, I was saying, still Celtic. So okay. So

1173
01:02:11.400 --> 01:02:15.719
<v Speaker 2>unfortunately it was reinvented the Leprecaun actually changed its color

1174
01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:21.000
<v Speaker 2>and popular culture forever. And the movie this is why

1175
01:02:21.199 --> 01:02:23.800
<v Speaker 2>you have green while we're wearing green right now, why

1176
01:02:23.880 --> 01:02:27.119
<v Speaker 2>we're doing this episode and drinking and all the stuff

1177
01:02:29.320 --> 01:02:33.199
<v Speaker 2>is based on this movie. That this is why Walt

1178
01:02:33.239 --> 01:02:36.360
<v Speaker 2>Disney seems to change everything. We're like, hey, you want parents,

1179
01:02:36.960 --> 01:02:40.440
<v Speaker 2>that's why you got no parents. You don't get motherfucker

1180
01:02:43.719 --> 01:02:47.159
<v Speaker 2>everyone m Nemo Nemo? Yeah?

1181
01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:47.840
<v Speaker 4>Is that Disney?

1182
01:02:49.599 --> 01:02:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

1183
01:02:49.880 --> 01:02:50.079
<v Speaker 3>It is.

1184
01:02:50.719 --> 01:02:51.840
<v Speaker 4>I had to think about it. I thought it was

1185
01:02:52.280 --> 01:02:52.679
<v Speaker 4>for a second.

1186
01:02:53.440 --> 01:02:56.159
<v Speaker 2>Close, I thought it Pictar for a second. Pixar is Disney.

1187
01:02:56.360 --> 01:03:00.159
<v Speaker 2>Pixar is owned by Disney. Okay, well you know there

1188
01:03:00.199 --> 01:03:01.920
<v Speaker 2>are also two different things, so that.

1189
01:03:03.840 --> 01:03:08.360
<v Speaker 4>The same company's fine is Finding Nemo Pixar Disney?

1190
01:03:08.719 --> 01:03:14.519
<v Speaker 2>Yes? Which one? Everyone what the Pixar dream works is?

1191
01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:18.559
<v Speaker 4>The beginning of the movie goes either Disney or it

1192
01:03:18.679 --> 01:03:23.119
<v Speaker 4>goes Pixar Disney. It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter.

1193
01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Wondering.

1194
01:03:25.960 --> 01:03:30.920
<v Speaker 4>Wondering is what Finding Nemo originally was? Was it Pixar Disney.

1195
01:03:30.920 --> 01:03:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Gets a ship?

1196
01:03:31.519 --> 01:03:32.480
<v Speaker 4>I just I'm curious.

1197
01:03:34.599 --> 01:03:37.400
<v Speaker 2>That's why this movie has been the kind of connected

1198
01:03:37.519 --> 01:03:41.960
<v Speaker 2>this old don't give a ship? Oh Darby and the

1199
01:03:42.639 --> 01:03:46.880
<v Speaker 2>fucking whatever the Leprechaun. This is attributed to why this

1200
01:03:47.039 --> 01:03:49.840
<v Speaker 2>is connected to leprechauns and Sat Patty's Day, even though

1201
01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:53.559
<v Speaker 2>the creatures have absolutely nothing to do with the Patreon

1202
01:03:53.679 --> 01:03:57.559
<v Speaker 2>Saint of Ireland at the estimated day. It is kind

1203
01:03:57.639 --> 01:04:02.039
<v Speaker 2>of like they made Satan or some demon part of

1204
01:04:02.199 --> 01:04:06.199
<v Speaker 2>Christmas just because they're part of the Christian Lord. Because

1205
01:04:07.239 --> 01:04:12.159
<v Speaker 2>the first recorded leprechauns appeared in medieval tales The Adventures

1206
01:04:12.679 --> 01:04:16.360
<v Speaker 2>of Fergus, the Son of the Leiti and other stories.

1207
01:04:16.480 --> 01:04:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Fergus mac Letty, a king, ends up passing out on

1208
01:04:20.440 --> 01:04:23.159
<v Speaker 2>a beach and wakes up to find himself being dragged

1209
01:04:23.599 --> 01:04:27.800
<v Speaker 2>to the sea by the lupercunpen, which we've talked about,

1210
01:04:28.599 --> 01:04:32.719
<v Speaker 2>like we know they're like they're like fairies. He then

1211
01:04:32.920 --> 01:04:36.679
<v Speaker 2>subdues his captors and grants them three wishes. So it's

1212
01:04:36.719 --> 01:04:40.280
<v Speaker 2>like a fucking genie. The entire existence of leprechauns is

1213
01:04:40.360 --> 01:04:44.320
<v Speaker 2>a cruel joke on humanity, and that's why you bring

1214
01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:47.199
<v Speaker 2>it back to this ancient shit that seems like they're

1215
01:04:47.320 --> 01:04:50.199
<v Speaker 2>fucking with you. That's all they are. Is the same

1216
01:04:50.239 --> 01:04:54.519
<v Speaker 2>way Loki leprechaun Loki. It's kind of connected like Loki

1217
01:04:54.599 --> 01:04:58.000
<v Speaker 2>is the mischief god of like you know, like Greek

1218
01:04:58.519 --> 01:05:02.320
<v Speaker 2>Greek's but like high key or low stupid?

1219
01:05:05.199 --> 01:05:06.880
<v Speaker 4>How you your.

1220
01:05:08.800 --> 01:05:10.599
<v Speaker 2>Culture in Icelandic culture?

1221
01:05:11.039 --> 01:05:12.840
<v Speaker 4>Do you think that's where low key came from?

1222
01:05:13.079 --> 01:05:13.679
<v Speaker 2>You're stupid?

1223
01:05:14.039 --> 01:05:17.719
<v Speaker 4>No, I'm not stupid. I'm actually asking a question. O Key, Yeah,

1224
01:05:18.440 --> 01:05:21.159
<v Speaker 4>you think like that's where that came from? Because like

1225
01:05:21.239 --> 01:05:23.440
<v Speaker 4>what what kind of ridiculous thing you can find an

1226
01:05:23.519 --> 01:05:26.840
<v Speaker 4>urban Like where would that ever come from? Is someone

1227
01:05:26.920 --> 01:05:27.800
<v Speaker 4>saying low key?

1228
01:05:28.199 --> 01:05:32.639
<v Speaker 2>The entire is a cruel joke on him? I know,

1229
01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:35.199
<v Speaker 2>I know it stripped me out, but strip out to

1230
01:05:35.920 --> 01:05:39.239
<v Speaker 2>just asking the questions. It's a question. Never gave him

1231
01:05:39.360 --> 01:05:42.639
<v Speaker 2>a hit of the joint. No, had know you shouldn't have.

1232
01:05:42.840 --> 01:05:45.360
<v Speaker 4>There you go. I hope you learned your fucking lesson, asshole.

1233
01:05:45.840 --> 01:05:48.159
<v Speaker 2>A pot of gold is held at the end of

1234
01:05:48.239 --> 01:05:52.079
<v Speaker 2>a rainbow, a place that's literally impossible to reach, because

1235
01:05:52.119 --> 01:05:55.480
<v Speaker 2>a rainbow is an optical effect that moves farther away

1236
01:05:55.880 --> 01:05:59.559
<v Speaker 2>as someone gets closer. Right, except if you get there,

1237
01:06:01.760 --> 01:06:05.079
<v Speaker 2>What if you got to the end? What if you

1238
01:06:05.159 --> 01:06:07.719
<v Speaker 2>brocket ship? I know, and it is a thing, even

1239
01:06:08.119 --> 01:06:12.239
<v Speaker 2>even because of things like fucking me beer. You want

1240
01:06:12.239 --> 01:06:16.639
<v Speaker 2>to hop house, that's not a Guinness. That's a Guinness, motherfucker.

1241
01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:18.559
<v Speaker 4>No way, really look at it.

1242
01:06:18.719 --> 01:06:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh ship, it is too. I never knew that. I

1243
01:06:20.880 --> 01:06:22.079
<v Speaker 2>never knew how I've drink.

1244
01:06:22.280 --> 01:06:23.639
<v Speaker 4>I've drunk, I've drinked.

1245
01:06:24.039 --> 01:06:25.000
<v Speaker 2>I've drunk that a lot.

1246
01:06:25.159 --> 01:06:26.559
<v Speaker 4>I never knew that was made my Guinness.

1247
01:06:26.840 --> 01:06:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I guess we made this no ship perfect, same Patty's

1248
01:06:29.480 --> 01:06:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Day episode, because it's good.

1249
01:06:30.880 --> 01:06:32.360
<v Speaker 4>We're not outrageous.

1250
01:06:32.519 --> 01:06:34.840
<v Speaker 2>It's just a little ridiculous and that's what I like,

1251
01:06:36.360 --> 01:06:40.320
<v Speaker 2>all right. So uh so, obviously, you know, the first

1252
01:06:40.679 --> 01:06:44.800
<v Speaker 2>recorded reference to Lapacaons appears the medieval tale and they

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01:06:44.840 --> 01:06:46.960
<v Speaker 2>grant through wishes like they're a fucking genie and they

1254
01:06:47.000 --> 01:06:49.480
<v Speaker 2>do all this cruel joking ship. So how it comes

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01:06:49.559 --> 01:06:54.480
<v Speaker 2>from is once you start getting into the ancient culture

1256
01:06:54.519 --> 01:06:58.519
<v Speaker 2>of this. The Thua Dia Dane are a race of

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01:06:58.639 --> 01:07:01.800
<v Speaker 2>pre Christian gods who lay and Christian piers were revealed

1258
01:07:02.280 --> 01:07:06.800
<v Speaker 2>as mortal kings and heroes. They hail from four northern

1259
01:07:06.880 --> 01:07:14.719
<v Speaker 2>ancient cities, the Gray just to prepared for the ass Finias, Gordias,

1260
01:07:15.280 --> 01:07:17.119
<v Speaker 2>and Buryas.

1261
01:07:16.880 --> 01:07:19.920
<v Speaker 4>Which they they all got as they're all fat.

1262
01:07:20.920 --> 01:07:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Which it sounds like, you know what it sounds like.

1263
01:07:22.960 --> 01:07:24.800
<v Speaker 2>It sounds like we're watching an Advengers movie and it's

1264
01:07:24.800 --> 01:07:27.719
<v Speaker 2>like you want to come to val Hala and go Togatha, Like.

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01:07:27.800 --> 01:07:31.239
<v Speaker 7>It's I'd like to go to that ass if you

1266
01:07:32.440 --> 01:07:37.480
<v Speaker 7>as I'd like to go so uh where they've got

1267
01:07:37.559 --> 01:07:38.760
<v Speaker 7>awesome superpowers.

1268
01:07:38.840 --> 01:07:42.320
<v Speaker 2>So it's literally like why we get leprechauns is if

1269
01:07:42.400 --> 01:07:44.880
<v Speaker 2>you go far back enough, it is the same way.

1270
01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:49.159
<v Speaker 2>And they do have an Avengers movie where giant creatures

1271
01:07:49.199 --> 01:07:51.559
<v Speaker 2>that look like dwarf creatures because what's his name plays

1272
01:07:51.599 --> 01:07:54.679
<v Speaker 2>them from Game of Thrones and he's a giant but

1273
01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:58.760
<v Speaker 2>even though he's a midget Mark no, Peter, Peter Drinkleg

1274
01:07:59.400 --> 01:08:04.760
<v Speaker 2>the name. Yeah, so you know things like that. So

1275
01:08:05.079 --> 01:08:08.039
<v Speaker 2>it comes from this this thing where their dwarf creatures

1276
01:08:08.400 --> 01:08:12.320
<v Speaker 2>and stuff like that, and they also accomplished awesome feats,

1277
01:08:12.360 --> 01:08:15.960
<v Speaker 2>like we're pracing severed arms with working silver plated arms

1278
01:08:16.239 --> 01:08:19.359
<v Speaker 2>and what that's like. That's like, oh my god, that's

1279
01:08:19.439 --> 01:08:22.199
<v Speaker 2>like fucking Mortal Kombat. Dude. That's like jacks Man, he

1280
01:08:22.279 --> 01:08:27.359
<v Speaker 2>has metal arms and ship or whatever you got you

1281
01:08:28.439 --> 01:08:32.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm scared because that's cool as fuck to me. All right, whatever,

1282
01:08:33.760 --> 01:08:36.119
<v Speaker 2>Because the new Mortal Kombat movie is coming out, it

1283
01:08:36.159 --> 01:08:37.920
<v Speaker 2>sounds like Jacks where they live that.

1284
01:08:38.880 --> 01:08:39.920
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, you said that to me.

1285
01:08:39.960 --> 01:08:41.720
<v Speaker 2>I was like, is that a fucking video gamer? Is

1286
01:08:41.760 --> 01:08:44.199
<v Speaker 2>that a goddamn movie. That's a movie. That's gonna be

1287
01:08:44.399 --> 01:08:46.800
<v Speaker 2>so cool. Mitch has been on this podcast once or

1288
01:08:46.800 --> 01:08:50.239
<v Speaker 2>twice before, and that's gonna be so he's super stoked

1289
01:08:50.279 --> 01:08:54.279
<v Speaker 2>for this. And so they they if you have a

1290
01:08:54.359 --> 01:08:56.720
<v Speaker 2>severed arm, they would make a mechanic arm for you,

1291
01:08:56.880 --> 01:08:59.760
<v Speaker 2>which is fucking dope as ship. This is the a

1292
01:09:00.119 --> 01:09:06.119
<v Speaker 2>hint terms of what leprechauns were essentially nowadays prosthetics. Yeah, yeah,

1293
01:09:06.159 --> 01:09:09.720
<v Speaker 2>it's true. So and they could also poison people with

1294
01:09:09.880 --> 01:09:15.560
<v Speaker 2>their eyes. That sounds scary. You're poisoned now, I don't

1295
01:09:15.560 --> 01:09:17.600
<v Speaker 2>want to look at you. Two cameras going on. I

1296
01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:20.560
<v Speaker 2>don't want to look at you anymore. But when they

1297
01:09:20.720 --> 01:09:26.119
<v Speaker 2>ran to the Messollinias peaceful enemies, they tried to drown

1298
01:09:26.239 --> 01:09:29.640
<v Speaker 2>them because the Messollinias were closer to their turf. So

1299
01:09:29.760 --> 01:09:31.479
<v Speaker 2>it's like, what the fuck us a couple of my

1300
01:09:31.600 --> 01:09:35.520
<v Speaker 2>block and get.

1301
01:09:36.920 --> 01:09:38.560
<v Speaker 4>Oh my fucking god.

1302
01:09:39.319 --> 01:09:44.760
<v Speaker 2>This didn't work and the awesome superpower of the thuead

1303
01:09:45.239 --> 01:09:49.279
<v Speaker 2>Dana were finally defeated. So these are just based on

1304
01:09:49.920 --> 01:09:54.399
<v Speaker 2>old folklore, the Greek and after their defeat the Messollinias,

1305
01:09:54.600 --> 01:09:57.720
<v Speaker 2>we're supposed to be divided the land between themselves and

1306
01:09:57.760 --> 01:10:01.359
<v Speaker 2>the awesome former superpower heroes they had in this land

1307
01:10:01.439 --> 01:10:03.920
<v Speaker 2>that could do all these crazy feats of fucking stupid

1308
01:10:05.479 --> 01:10:08.680
<v Speaker 2>And so they did cleverly was they kept the above

1309
01:10:08.760 --> 01:10:12.680
<v Speaker 2>ground part of the land and they gave the essentially

1310
01:10:12.880 --> 01:10:17.239
<v Speaker 2>the leprechauns and these people with magical powers the underground.

1311
01:10:17.800 --> 01:10:21.479
<v Speaker 2>Over time, the leprechauns were popping out from secret magical

1312
01:10:21.720 --> 01:10:25.039
<v Speaker 2>entrances to the underworld or the above ground world I

1313
01:10:25.079 --> 01:10:29.239
<v Speaker 2>guess now of Ireland, and said to be a remnant

1314
01:10:29.319 --> 01:10:35.039
<v Speaker 2>of the ancestors of the thueyd Dania, which Danny, I'm

1315
01:10:35.079 --> 01:10:39.399
<v Speaker 2>not going to pronounce this, that's exactly it's got to

1316
01:10:39.399 --> 01:10:41.960
<v Speaker 2>be what it is. So Leprecauns can kind of pop

1317
01:10:42.039 --> 01:10:44.039
<v Speaker 2>out these magical places in the blink of an eye.

1318
01:10:44.279 --> 01:10:47.680
<v Speaker 2>They just appear and it happens. And these are based

1319
01:10:47.760 --> 01:10:51.000
<v Speaker 2>on like the same way that Thor the thunder God

1320
01:10:51.199 --> 01:10:54.079
<v Speaker 2>is based on. You put it on, bitch, so the

1321
01:10:54.159 --> 01:10:56.079
<v Speaker 2>same way he's putting don.

1322
01:10:57.600 --> 01:10:59.159
<v Speaker 4>Like I'm gonna put it on because I want to.

1323
01:10:59.159 --> 01:11:01.039
<v Speaker 2>Put it on. So I I thought, like, you know,

1324
01:11:01.439 --> 01:11:04.159
<v Speaker 2>it is interesting because it's based like the same way

1325
01:11:04.600 --> 01:11:06.800
<v Speaker 2>me and Wan did talk about this stuff when it

1326
01:11:06.880 --> 01:11:11.359
<v Speaker 2>comes to ancient Greek gods. And that's a cameo right

1327
01:11:11.399 --> 01:11:15.520
<v Speaker 2>there by the way Viking. So we're almost done this

1328
01:11:15.560 --> 01:11:20.119
<v Speaker 2>when we can get into the fun fact of the day. So, uh,

1329
01:11:20.439 --> 01:11:23.199
<v Speaker 2>we got two little things about how do you catch one?

1330
01:11:23.760 --> 01:11:25.840
<v Speaker 4>How do you catch one? I okay, if I had

1331
01:11:25.880 --> 01:11:31.439
<v Speaker 4>to guess a big ass jar a peanut, but o, no,

1332
01:11:31.600 --> 01:11:39.159
<v Speaker 4>that's from a dog of I'm just kidding. Fuck you, asshole.

1333
01:11:44.319 --> 01:11:47.560
<v Speaker 4>You gotta catch a leprecan Pretend like you have money.

1334
01:11:48.079 --> 01:11:50.960
<v Speaker 4>It's like a gold digger. Just stand in front of

1335
01:11:51.000 --> 01:11:56.239
<v Speaker 4>the honey anyways, get in front of a Lamborghini, pretend

1336
01:11:56.279 --> 01:11:59.039
<v Speaker 4>like it's yours, even if it's not yours, and like

1337
01:11:59.199 --> 01:12:00.840
<v Speaker 4>just lean up against it like you know what you're

1338
01:12:00.880 --> 01:12:03.600
<v Speaker 4>talking about, and then be like and then have a

1339
01:12:04.039 --> 01:12:07.279
<v Speaker 4>have a really nice phone that you like rented from

1340
01:12:07.359 --> 01:12:10.680
<v Speaker 4>a Kiosk. Yeah, so like the leprechaun sees you, he

1341
01:12:10.760 --> 01:12:13.640
<v Speaker 4>sees a new brand new iPhone, a nice Lamborghini. He goes,

1342
01:12:13.680 --> 01:12:15.880
<v Speaker 4>what do you do for a living? And you say, oh,

1343
01:12:15.920 --> 01:12:17.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm CEO of Facebook.

1344
01:12:18.199 --> 01:12:22.439
<v Speaker 9>And then he goes I love Facebook, and then he

1345
01:12:22.600 --> 01:12:24.560
<v Speaker 9>and then he's hot, and then he's in, and then

1346
01:12:24.720 --> 01:12:26.800
<v Speaker 9>he's in your car, and then you lock the doors,

1347
01:12:27.000 --> 01:12:29.640
<v Speaker 9>and then before he knows it, your car turned into

1348
01:12:29.720 --> 01:12:32.199
<v Speaker 9>a nineteen ninety four Civic and you actually don't know.

1349
01:12:32.720 --> 01:12:34.840
<v Speaker 2>What to do with him, but you got him. He's

1350
01:12:34.880 --> 01:12:37.199
<v Speaker 2>in your car, locked doors. What are you gonna do?

1351
01:12:37.880 --> 01:12:40.760
<v Speaker 4>How? Some of those cars don't even unlock from the inside,

1352
01:12:41.199 --> 01:12:43.560
<v Speaker 4>like one of those creepy vans where like they only

1353
01:12:43.720 --> 01:12:46.840
<v Speaker 4>walk from the outside. That's how i'd catch the leprecaun.

1354
01:12:47.439 --> 01:12:52.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay, how would you do it? I can't take seriously

1355
01:12:52.319 --> 01:12:53.079
<v Speaker 2>and just keep it on.

1356
01:12:53.199 --> 01:12:56.079
<v Speaker 4>Though I'm not being serious whatsoever.

1357
01:12:57.680 --> 01:13:02.760
<v Speaker 2>How I would catch one. I would just have a

1358
01:13:04.239 --> 01:13:07.640
<v Speaker 2>bunch of like booze, like like you know, like little

1359
01:13:07.720 --> 01:13:10.520
<v Speaker 2>shot glasses, enough for the little cans can handle it,

1360
01:13:10.880 --> 01:13:12.960
<v Speaker 2>and you make the line and then with.

1361
01:13:13.039 --> 01:13:13.760
<v Speaker 4>The box.

1362
01:13:16.960 --> 01:13:17.359
<v Speaker 2>High five.

1363
01:13:18.479 --> 01:13:21.520
<v Speaker 4>That's how you used to fucking capture kids.

1364
01:13:23.239 --> 01:13:28.079
<v Speaker 2>By yourself. There I'm talking about like mister family guy.

1365
01:13:28.159 --> 01:13:32.399
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, you say mister Bean or something. It's like

1366
01:13:32.520 --> 01:13:38.079
<v Speaker 2>mister bean'school. He never heard no children. He's justumb all right, Jesus,

1367
01:13:38.159 --> 01:13:41.840
<v Speaker 2>So how do you catch one lens are skilled shoemakers

1368
01:13:41.880 --> 01:13:44.760
<v Speaker 2>and tinkerers, and uh, if you're like.

1369
01:13:44.840 --> 01:13:48.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't keep saying that what the skilled tinker?

1370
01:13:50.680 --> 01:13:53.840
<v Speaker 2>He's like, I tinker thinks I'm skilled. I don't like

1371
01:13:53.960 --> 01:13:57.039
<v Speaker 2>that fixed it. You have a shoelace that snapped, He

1372
01:13:57.159 --> 01:13:59.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking fixed it? You have I.

1373
01:14:00.039 --> 01:14:01.520
<v Speaker 4>I just don't like the word tinker.

1374
01:14:01.680 --> 01:14:04.159
<v Speaker 2>You have an earring that like is? I don't even

1375
01:14:04.279 --> 01:14:05.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what they do really.

1376
01:14:05.760 --> 01:14:08.159
<v Speaker 4>No, but that's technically what they do. They just kind

1377
01:14:08.199 --> 01:14:12.039
<v Speaker 4>of fix literally everything. They're a handyman, that's a better word,

1378
01:14:12.600 --> 01:14:15.079
<v Speaker 4>not a tinkerer. I'm gonna.

1379
01:14:17.399 --> 01:14:21.279
<v Speaker 2>They're supposed to be good fairies. So if something goes wrong,

1380
01:14:21.520 --> 01:14:22.479
<v Speaker 2>they fix it for you.

1381
01:14:22.600 --> 01:14:24.279
<v Speaker 4>Okay, I want you to go up to a handyman

1382
01:14:24.359 --> 01:14:27.680
<v Speaker 4>and say, hey, buddy, how good are you tinkering with things?

1383
01:14:27.760 --> 01:14:30.479
<v Speaker 4>You'd be like, well, like, I can fix things. If

1384
01:14:30.479 --> 01:14:31.279
<v Speaker 4>that's what you're asking.

1385
01:14:31.600 --> 01:14:35.840
<v Speaker 2>There's old movies about it and stuff too. I can't

1386
01:14:35.920 --> 01:14:40.000
<v Speaker 2>take you seriously. If you're ever and you're still listening

1387
01:14:40.079 --> 01:14:42.199
<v Speaker 2>to the ship, please watch the video. Even if you.

1388
01:14:42.319 --> 01:14:43.840
<v Speaker 4>Listen, you're still listening.

1389
01:14:45.079 --> 01:14:46.800
<v Speaker 2>But we're gonna get into that in this it would

1390
01:14:46.840 --> 01:14:49.960
<v Speaker 2>have a fun fact. But I like, I'm trying to

1391
01:14:49.960 --> 01:14:53.680
<v Speaker 2>think if I like, it's essentially distracting them because they're

1392
01:14:53.760 --> 01:14:56.680
<v Speaker 2>so hard at work that you have to wait till

1393
01:14:56.720 --> 01:14:59.279
<v Speaker 2>you hear the little tink tink tanks underneath the ground

1394
01:14:59.800 --> 01:15:01.680
<v Speaker 2>and and then you can capture them because if they're

1395
01:15:01.800 --> 01:15:04.920
<v Speaker 2>concentrated in their work, you can actually capture them. Me

1396
01:15:05.520 --> 01:15:09.680
<v Speaker 2>religiously think about how to capture them. But they are

1397
01:15:09.760 --> 01:15:12.159
<v Speaker 2>magical because they can tell you're coming. So like that's

1398
01:15:12.199 --> 01:15:14.279
<v Speaker 2>why you have to catch them when they're deep into work.

1399
01:15:14.439 --> 01:15:19.600
<v Speaker 2>They're deep into concentration, so they're coming. Yes, Like the

1400
01:15:19.680 --> 01:15:22.199
<v Speaker 2>only person I can tell them I'm coming, my girlfriend,

1401
01:15:24.119 --> 01:15:28.439
<v Speaker 2>the same one. It's that same jokes, same jokes. Anyway

1402
01:15:29.119 --> 01:15:31.359
<v Speaker 2>I look at you, it makes me, It makes me smile,

1403
01:15:31.520 --> 01:15:36.199
<v Speaker 2>makes me laugh even on the sad. But it's just

1404
01:15:36.560 --> 01:15:39.640
<v Speaker 2>it just can't. It's just because I feel like I'm

1405
01:15:39.720 --> 01:15:44.159
<v Speaker 2>talking to a person that works with like Disneyland, and

1406
01:15:44.319 --> 01:15:52.920
<v Speaker 2>like like Walt Disney, take a picture of you. But like, okay,

1407
01:15:53.039 --> 01:15:54.960
<v Speaker 2>how would I I would think I would lead booze

1408
01:15:55.159 --> 01:16:00.279
<v Speaker 2>up to it. You're touching things at the touchscreen. Sorry,

1409
01:16:01.439 --> 01:16:04.239
<v Speaker 2>I would lead them up and I would have them

1410
01:16:04.279 --> 01:16:06.239
<v Speaker 2>I would distract him with booze and kind of lead

1411
01:16:06.319 --> 01:16:08.680
<v Speaker 2>them up to the trail of booze and then have

1412
01:16:08.840 --> 01:16:12.159
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, mayshift thing catch them, and then I would

1413
01:16:13.560 --> 01:16:16.439
<v Speaker 2>you know, you know you ever seen Gulliver's travels anyone seen,

1414
01:16:16.840 --> 01:16:21.239
<v Speaker 2>especially the original Disney ones? Fucked it looks very Disney,

1415
01:16:21.439 --> 01:16:25.520
<v Speaker 2>or the one with Jack Black yea. So they that

1416
01:16:25.560 --> 01:16:26.920
<v Speaker 2>would do him to a little person, I would like

1417
01:16:26.920 --> 01:16:29.359
<v Speaker 2>string him up and give me your gold. If he didn't,

1418
01:16:29.600 --> 01:16:31.760
<v Speaker 2>I would just keep flickings like belly as hard as

1419
01:16:31.800 --> 01:16:37.399
<v Speaker 2>I could him. It would be like a brick hitting

1420
01:16:37.479 --> 01:16:40.600
<v Speaker 2>his like a human finger to a guy like this big, like,

1421
01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:43.640
<v Speaker 2>how would you that? Would you be able to hit him?

1422
01:16:43.800 --> 01:16:44.439
<v Speaker 2>He's quick?

1423
01:16:44.880 --> 01:16:47.399
<v Speaker 4>Remember you tie him up, saying how are you gonna

1424
01:16:47.399 --> 01:16:47.720
<v Speaker 4>tie him?

1425
01:16:48.079 --> 01:16:51.039
<v Speaker 2>Catch him? You catch him in the bunny track. I

1426
01:16:51.119 --> 01:16:52.640
<v Speaker 2>got a better one. I got a better one.

1427
01:16:52.720 --> 01:16:55.840
<v Speaker 4>And if anyone can top this, make a wine cellar,

1428
01:16:56.239 --> 01:17:01.439
<v Speaker 4>act like a bitch, be like no, no, no, it'll

1429
01:17:01.479 --> 01:17:04.239
<v Speaker 4>make a wine cellar that's real. Dig a cellar in

1430
01:17:04.279 --> 01:17:07.680
<v Speaker 4>your own house, fill it with top shelf booze. Act

1431
01:17:07.800 --> 01:17:12.399
<v Speaker 4>like a bitch, pretend like he's actually bullying you, so

1432
01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:15.439
<v Speaker 4>he thinks he's winning, and then before he knows it,

1433
01:17:15.479 --> 01:17:19.000
<v Speaker 4>when he's chugging inside that wine cellar you had hooked up,

1434
01:17:19.439 --> 01:17:22.840
<v Speaker 4>you had a fucking gas hose full of carbon monoxide

1435
01:17:23.039 --> 01:17:26.199
<v Speaker 4>fuck seeping into it, and just before you go to

1436
01:17:26.239 --> 01:17:30.680
<v Speaker 4>bed one night, you crank it and the motherfucker doesn't

1437
01:17:30.720 --> 01:17:31.319
<v Speaker 4>know what hits them.

1438
01:17:31.479 --> 01:17:32.560
<v Speaker 2>That's paranoid.

1439
01:17:32.800 --> 01:17:35.680
<v Speaker 4>Oh that's a good laughing gas or whatever, it doesn't matter.

1440
01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:37.960
<v Speaker 4>Just fucking knock him out real quick, grab him and

1441
01:17:38.119 --> 01:17:41.359
<v Speaker 4>fucking smash his head like this cat whiskey. Anyways, So

1442
01:17:42.800 --> 01:17:45.600
<v Speaker 4>I'm not gonna kill pats. I'm just joking. I'm just joking.

1443
01:17:45.680 --> 01:17:47.399
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to kill cats all about.

1444
01:17:48.680 --> 01:17:51.760
<v Speaker 2>Essentially, you want to get them when they're like you

1445
01:17:51.840 --> 01:17:53.800
<v Speaker 2>can literally go to Ireland. You know what you can

1446
01:17:53.840 --> 01:17:56.359
<v Speaker 2>do in Ireland. You can find the hills with these

1447
01:17:56.399 --> 01:17:59.479
<v Speaker 2>leprechawns exist and you can listen just like put you

1448
01:17:59.520 --> 01:18:01.399
<v Speaker 2>in the ground and if you're little, like anyway, so

1449
01:18:01.520 --> 01:18:05.439
<v Speaker 2>other than that, one way you you find where that

1450
01:18:06.239 --> 01:18:08.000
<v Speaker 2>dang Dan Dan Dan ding is coming from.

1451
01:18:08.079 --> 01:18:10.680
<v Speaker 4>And then why you put your hand through the fucking snow?

1452
01:18:11.920 --> 01:18:14.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I wonder. I guess you're like, what if you

1453
01:18:15.000 --> 01:18:16.439
<v Speaker 2>funk up with their homes? Like a be home.

1454
01:18:16.840 --> 01:18:19.479
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then they all swore him because there's more

1455
01:18:19.520 --> 01:18:19.800
<v Speaker 4>than one.

1456
01:18:19.880 --> 01:18:23.760
<v Speaker 2>There's only one working. Yeah, but so how do you

1457
01:18:23.880 --> 01:18:26.680
<v Speaker 2>get all of his money? Stare him in the eye.

1458
01:18:26.760 --> 01:18:28.560
<v Speaker 2>So if you catch one, you stare him in the eye.

1459
01:18:29.560 --> 01:18:34.199
<v Speaker 2>A leprechaun one weakness is steady on the moving stare

1460
01:18:34.319 --> 01:18:42.640
<v Speaker 2>of a human. So you're just like stare at him

1461
01:18:43.039 --> 01:18:46.680
<v Speaker 2>and you wait. And if you were to catch him

1462
01:18:46.880 --> 01:18:49.199
<v Speaker 2>with this pot of gold in hand, he would freeze.

1463
01:18:50.199 --> 01:18:53.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh damn, Okay, but he's only frozen one.

1464
01:18:53.479 --> 01:18:54.479
<v Speaker 4>You're frozen, right.

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01:18:55.079 --> 01:18:57.279
<v Speaker 2>No, you catch him and you catch him. He's like

1466
01:18:57.319 --> 01:18:59.640
<v Speaker 2>says like that. I've seen that in fucking movies too.

1467
01:18:59.680 --> 01:19:04.279
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm not here with his golden hand.

1468
01:19:05.520 --> 01:19:09.039
<v Speaker 2>If you're able to make contact with him, it's very

1469
01:19:09.119 --> 01:19:14.720
<v Speaker 2>difficult to make contact. This is in quotations. If you're

1470
01:19:15.000 --> 01:19:17.399
<v Speaker 2>if you're unable to make it's very rare to make

1471
01:19:17.479 --> 01:19:21.279
<v Speaker 2>contact iconic with leprechaun. Since they're always dancing, playing music

1472
01:19:21.319 --> 01:19:23.960
<v Speaker 2>and playing practical jokes. They're so fat, so I'm saying

1473
01:19:24.039 --> 01:19:26.279
<v Speaker 2>they're not three feet. I know what they need the

1474
01:19:26.399 --> 01:19:28.920
<v Speaker 2>size of a can of beer. They need this big.

1475
01:19:29.000 --> 01:19:31.800
<v Speaker 2>They need a motherfucker like Billy. That's got adhd to

1476
01:19:31.880 --> 01:19:32.399
<v Speaker 2>be right on.

1477
01:19:34.840 --> 01:19:37.439
<v Speaker 4>I will be right up hopping with them twenty four

1478
01:19:37.439 --> 01:19:37.800
<v Speaker 4>to seven.

1479
01:19:37.920 --> 01:19:42.720
<v Speaker 2>Let's go, bitch, I will fucking shake you all day.

1480
01:19:43.279 --> 01:19:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Billy could hide a leprechaun in his foreskin, that's how.

1481
01:19:46.560 --> 01:19:47.479
<v Speaker 4>And that's how much I.

1482
01:19:51.600 --> 01:19:51.840
<v Speaker 2>Don't know.

1483
01:19:51.920 --> 01:19:53.800
<v Speaker 4>It's almost time we got more.

1484
01:19:54.600 --> 01:19:59.119
<v Speaker 2>Like literally, I said, let's go, but approach him long

1485
01:19:59.239 --> 01:20:02.239
<v Speaker 2>enough to g well, he's in your gaze at least

1486
01:20:02.479 --> 01:20:05.000
<v Speaker 2>to grab his gold and you can have the gold

1487
01:20:05.079 --> 01:20:06.720
<v Speaker 2>to be yours. You have to make icon.

1488
01:20:07.000 --> 01:20:10.159
<v Speaker 4>But remember they steal it automatically. Don't do that to

1489
01:20:10.239 --> 01:20:14.960
<v Speaker 4>me right now. Don't they steal that automatically though, like magically.

1490
01:20:15.039 --> 01:20:17.479
<v Speaker 2>You're supposed to like that. You want their gold, So

1491
01:20:17.520 --> 01:20:18.800
<v Speaker 2>you got to stare at them right in the eye

1492
01:20:18.840 --> 01:20:22.840
<v Speaker 2>and be like, you know, I'm ready, bitch, I guess so.

1493
01:20:23.000 --> 01:20:25.880
<v Speaker 2>And that's when I give I give up a full

1494
01:20:25.960 --> 01:20:28.840
<v Speaker 2>eye contact right like we're doing right now, and reach

1495
01:20:28.920 --> 01:20:33.279
<v Speaker 2>over grab his cot and keep looking at him because

1496
01:20:33.279 --> 01:20:33.920
<v Speaker 2>he's frozen.

1497
01:20:34.039 --> 01:20:38.680
<v Speaker 4>Right But you're well, you're moving, that's not I'm still

1498
01:20:38.720 --> 01:20:40.520
<v Speaker 4>staring at it. But when you're moving though, that's not

1499
01:20:40.680 --> 01:20:44.800
<v Speaker 4>unsteady movement. You're moving now, unsteady movements, like a deer

1500
01:20:44.840 --> 01:20:45.319
<v Speaker 4>in headlights.

1501
01:20:45.880 --> 01:20:48.760
<v Speaker 2>Remember, can we all remember right now? This is not real.

1502
01:20:49.039 --> 01:20:50.039
<v Speaker 2>This is not a true story.

1503
01:20:50.199 --> 01:20:52.000
<v Speaker 4>But I wanted to be his true story because I

1504
01:20:52.039 --> 01:20:52.840
<v Speaker 4>guess it's time.

1505
01:20:52.760 --> 01:21:00.960
<v Speaker 2>For billy fun facts of the day. It's a bit

1506
01:21:01.039 --> 01:21:03.039
<v Speaker 2>loose fun fact of the day. We've already drank too

1507
01:21:03.119 --> 01:21:04.960
<v Speaker 2>much in oireland, so let's get.

1508
01:21:04.840 --> 01:21:07.520
<v Speaker 4>To the I wanted to quickly look because there was

1509
01:21:07.560 --> 01:21:11.680
<v Speaker 4>a year on here that bothered me. Do you know

1510
01:21:11.720 --> 01:21:13.119
<v Speaker 4>when the Grammys were introduced?

1511
01:21:13.159 --> 01:21:20.720
<v Speaker 2>And why? Can I guess? Yeah? Nineteen eighty four.

1512
01:21:22.159 --> 01:21:24.640
<v Speaker 4>I actually thought you were gonna get a fucking good room.

1513
01:21:25.840 --> 01:21:29.239
<v Speaker 4>The Grammys were introduced in nineteen fifty.

1514
01:21:29.800 --> 01:21:32.199
<v Speaker 2>What do you know? Why? Why?

1515
01:21:32.520 --> 01:21:32.800
<v Speaker 1>Guess?

1516
01:21:34.279 --> 01:21:38.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. It's utterly fucked up.

1517
01:21:39.079 --> 01:21:43.840
<v Speaker 4>A group of record executives were alarmed at the explosive

1518
01:21:44.079 --> 01:21:47.439
<v Speaker 4>attitude of rock and roll, and that's what they considered

1519
01:21:47.520 --> 01:21:51.199
<v Speaker 4>rock and roll back then was the Beatles. No, not yet,

1520
01:21:51.279 --> 01:21:53.399
<v Speaker 4>before the Beatles, that was considered rock and roll. And

1521
01:21:53.439 --> 01:21:56.920
<v Speaker 4>they were mad about that. So they invented the Grammys

1522
01:21:57.720 --> 01:22:04.159
<v Speaker 4>as a way to keep in their eyes real music prestigious.

1523
01:22:04.399 --> 01:22:06.640
<v Speaker 2>Do you know who was in the Grammys in the

1524
01:22:06.680 --> 01:22:09.439
<v Speaker 2>nineteen fifties, probably now right, I can google it really quick.

1525
01:22:09.520 --> 01:22:12.319
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't. I really want to know. That's actually

1526
01:22:12.359 --> 01:22:14.960
<v Speaker 2>great to me because like who won the first crime.

1527
01:22:15.279 --> 01:22:17.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm a big fan of the Animals. A lot of

1528
01:22:17.520 --> 01:22:20.760
<v Speaker 2>people like the Beatles. I like the Animals, and it

1529
01:22:20.960 --> 01:22:24.359
<v Speaker 2>shows how music progresses and becomes different. So if you

1530
01:22:24.399 --> 01:22:27.600
<v Speaker 2>don't have like people like the Animals and the Beatles,

1531
01:22:27.640 --> 01:22:30.000
<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't have the punk music and the air of

1532
01:22:30.159 --> 01:22:31.960
<v Speaker 2>rock that we end up getting, which ends up beating

1533
01:22:32.079 --> 01:22:34.800
<v Speaker 2>hip hop also too with just like different.

1534
01:22:35.119 --> 01:22:38.880
<v Speaker 4>Okay, well they hold up. They said nineteen fifties, but

1535
01:22:39.000 --> 01:22:41.520
<v Speaker 4>the first Grammy was awarded in nineteen fifty nine.

1536
01:22:42.119 --> 01:22:45.279
<v Speaker 2>So technique technic, technically.

1537
01:22:44.880 --> 01:22:50.239
<v Speaker 4>Almost sixty Yeah, the very first annual gram Oh I

1538
01:22:50.279 --> 01:22:52.600
<v Speaker 4>guess nineteen fifty eight. Wow, this one's different. This is

1539
01:22:52.680 --> 01:22:57.199
<v Speaker 4>Grammy dot com. So I believe this one. Grammy dot com,

1540
01:22:57.479 --> 01:23:00.560
<v Speaker 4>first annual Grammy. That's literally what I'm on right now.

1541
01:23:00.640 --> 01:23:03.000
<v Speaker 4>What's the website, Yeah, that's the website I'm on right now.

1542
01:23:03.119 --> 01:23:09.279
<v Speaker 4>First annual Grammy Awards in nineteen fifty eights was including

1543
01:23:10.319 --> 01:23:15.359
<v Speaker 4>Frank Sinatra was in the mix. Frank Sinatra was in

1544
01:23:15.439 --> 01:23:16.920
<v Speaker 4>the first Grammy award.

1545
01:23:16.840 --> 01:23:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Of course he was.

1546
01:23:17.920 --> 01:23:19.560
<v Speaker 4>But that was that was all real.

1547
01:23:20.039 --> 01:23:21.319
<v Speaker 2>So what was the what do you think?

1548
01:23:21.439 --> 01:23:21.479
<v Speaker 6>Like?

1549
01:23:21.600 --> 01:23:24.640
<v Speaker 4>The contrary to that was like, what was the what

1550
01:23:24.760 --> 01:23:29.720
<v Speaker 4>was the music they felt to need to diminish to

1551
01:23:29.880 --> 01:23:30.960
<v Speaker 4>make that music?

1552
01:23:31.199 --> 01:23:33.720
<v Speaker 2>Man, I'm a big fan of music. What was rock

1553
01:23:34.000 --> 01:23:37.560
<v Speaker 2>music back in the nineties and even the seventies, but fifties? Man,

1554
01:23:37.640 --> 01:23:41.079
<v Speaker 2>that's like Frank Sinatra, Ben benk Okay, wait oh.

1555
01:23:41.039 --> 01:23:46.119
<v Speaker 4>Wait here, here's the whole like list, So nineteen fifty eight, okay,

1556
01:23:46.239 --> 01:23:50.039
<v Speaker 4>says first, even those first annual Grammy Awards in nineteen

1557
01:23:50.079 --> 01:23:54.359
<v Speaker 4>fifty eight. On May first, nineteen fifty nine, I was like,

1558
01:23:54.439 --> 01:23:56.399
<v Speaker 4>this is annoying. It's fifty nine. I think there was

1559
01:23:56.439 --> 01:23:59.880
<v Speaker 4>a type of including Fank Sinatra Junior or no, sorry,

1560
01:24:00.000 --> 01:24:09.239
<v Speaker 4>Frank Sinatra's original, Sammy Davis Junior, Dean Martin, Gene Anti Entree,

1561
01:24:10.359 --> 01:24:17.079
<v Speaker 4>Johnny Mercer, Henry Manche, and Andre Preven gathered for a

1562
01:24:17.199 --> 01:24:22.920
<v Speaker 4>black tie dinner awards presentation inside gathered for a gathered

1563
01:24:22.960 --> 01:24:27.039
<v Speaker 4>for awards presentation inside the Grand Ballroom of the Beverly Hilton.

1564
01:24:27.159 --> 01:24:29.840
<v Speaker 4>At the same time, other Academy members were gathering at

1565
01:24:29.840 --> 01:24:32.920
<v Speaker 4>a function hell News, New York City. The Grammy Awards

1566
01:24:32.920 --> 01:24:37.680
<v Speaker 4>were a formal event from the beginning and were much

1567
01:24:37.840 --> 01:24:40.960
<v Speaker 4>within keeping with the times. Come on, this is fucking cool.

1568
01:24:42.479 --> 01:24:43.079
<v Speaker 2>Anyways.

1569
01:24:44.000 --> 01:24:47.560
<v Speaker 4>Well as for Sinatra, he unfortunately didn't go home empty handed.

1570
01:24:47.680 --> 01:24:52.079
<v Speaker 4>He won his first Gram, of course, not first singing,

1571
01:24:52.920 --> 01:25:00.880
<v Speaker 4>buttherole he won. Sinatra won his first Gram for being

1572
01:25:00.960 --> 01:25:06.439
<v Speaker 4>an art director for his only the Lonely album.

1573
01:25:06.720 --> 01:25:12.640
<v Speaker 2>And exciting that. Oh my god, the grip. It's cool.

1574
01:25:13.239 --> 01:25:15.720
<v Speaker 2>He's not exciting for the fucking lepren episode.

1575
01:25:16.520 --> 01:25:19.439
<v Speaker 4>I told you. That's the biggest part about fun facts

1576
01:25:19.479 --> 01:25:23.079
<v Speaker 4>is it has nothing to do with whatever I got

1577
01:25:23.159 --> 01:25:27.000
<v Speaker 4>a better sound, It has nothing to do with what's

1578
01:25:27.079 --> 01:25:29.600
<v Speaker 4>going on. It's just fun fact from Billy motherfucker.

1579
01:25:31.039 --> 01:25:33.960
<v Speaker 2>All right, we had fun during this episode. Follow the stuff.

1580
01:25:34.000 --> 01:25:36.880
<v Speaker 2>There's plenty of merching and grab. This was just for

1581
01:25:37.079 --> 01:25:39.079
<v Speaker 2>fun and we were wanting to do this over again

1582
01:25:39.159 --> 01:25:41.680
<v Speaker 2>and have fun during the Leprechaun special. This is a

1583
01:25:41.760 --> 01:25:44.039
<v Speaker 2>lot longer than I thought it would turn out to be,

1584
01:25:45.199 --> 01:25:47.239
<v Speaker 2>and we had a lot of fun doing this, and

1585
01:25:47.600 --> 01:25:50.279
<v Speaker 2>we're having fun drinking and double fist.

1586
01:25:51.920 --> 01:25:59.720
<v Speaker 4>I thought done, I love you or done. Goodbye nightscrib

1587
01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:02.399
<v Speaker 4>I've let her count with you.