WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:03.680 We had what was called a warehouse deal. And the 2 00:00:03.720 --> 00:00:07.360 warehouse deals are in either Los Angeles or Hollywood Hills, 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:11.160 and there's like a warehouse district at least in one 4 00:00:11.240 --> 00:00:14.080 of them, and then some of them you use buildings 5 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:18.600 but not necessarily warehouses. And so when I go there, 6 00:00:19.160 --> 00:00:23.079 these people would be there because their agent, their producer, 7 00:00:23.160 --> 00:00:29.519 their director, their friend, another rock band, somebody within their 8 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:33.159 industry said, if you want to be famous, you got 9 00:00:33.159 --> 00:00:35.439 to go here. You got to get on the list, 10 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:38.159 sign up, and they're going to walk through and they're 11 00:00:38.159 --> 00:00:40.399 going to ask who wants to be famous? You just 12 00:00:40.439 --> 00:00:43.719 got to be willing to do whatever they say, Like, 13 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:46.399 don't be afraid to jump in there and say I'll 14 00:00:46.399 --> 00:00:48.000 do anything, but mean it. 15 00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:51.600 The disclaimer do the fair season karents out there? 16 00:00:51.679 --> 00:00:52.359 Oh dare you? 17 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:54.799 All guests only show do not reflect the opinions of 18 00:00:54.799 --> 00:00:58.280 the post. The purpose of the show is to have 19 00:00:58.359 --> 00:01:02.000 interesting conversations, straight your minds and grow, not what we want. 20 00:01:02.799 --> 00:01:04.879 If you are looking for an echo chamber, viewer and 21 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:06.799 listener discretion use advised. 22 00:01:10.680 --> 00:01:12.239 Can you talk about extreme? 23 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:23.319 What is happening and what is up? Hold out your 24 00:01:23.400 --> 00:01:25.200 glass because we're about to fill it. 25 00:01:25.319 --> 00:01:26.599 Up torches high. 26 00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:31.159 You know, look at it from a different perspective, different perspective. 27 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:32.000 Different oct. 28 00:01:39.400 --> 00:01:42.560 Hey, guys, what is happening and what is up? You 29 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:44.840 know what time it is. Hold out your glass because 30 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:47.799 we are about to fill it up. Welcome to the 31 00:01:47.799 --> 00:01:52.079 Prometheus Lens Podcast, the place where the conversations are always enlightening. 32 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:54.239 I'm your host Doc Brown. Here we'd like to use 33 00:01:54.239 --> 00:01:57.480 the allegory of the Prometheus Lens to take a second 34 00:01:57.519 --> 00:02:01.400 look at everything. Look your nee to the channel, Welcome 35 00:02:01.439 --> 00:02:03.879 to the Hero's Journey. Be sure to hit that like button, 36 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:06.079 hit that subscribe button. Be sure to check out our 37 00:02:06.120 --> 00:02:09.439 banner below with all our social media's at their various platforms, 38 00:02:09.479 --> 00:02:14.080 and that would be much much appreciated. Well, guys, I 39 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:18.120 got a returning guest, and this has been one in 40 00:02:18.159 --> 00:02:20.280 the works for a few months now. We've had some 41 00:02:20.680 --> 00:02:22.840 issues devil getting in the way, but we finally just 42 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:26.120 said get behind these Satan and we got it worked out. 43 00:02:26.479 --> 00:02:29.639 But I'm glad that. Welcome back to the show, Zachary King. Zach, 44 00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:30.439 thanks for coming back. 45 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:30.719 Brother. 46 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:32.120 Thanks. 47 00:02:32.560 --> 00:02:36.560 Yeah. Well, last time that we talked, we had touched 48 00:02:36.599 --> 00:02:39.800 on your history with the Church of Satan and the 49 00:02:39.879 --> 00:02:43.639 occult and stuff like that. And you had mentioned that 50 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:45.479 you'd like to come back and talk about some of 51 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:48.639 the back alley deals like making rock stars, you know, 52 00:02:48.719 --> 00:02:51.840 the Fostian bargain, so to speak. And you actually have 53 00:02:52.039 --> 00:02:54.280 a book coming out. So I got a couple of 54 00:02:54.319 --> 00:02:56.080 things I want to talk to you about today. 55 00:02:56.479 --> 00:02:59.800 All right, wherever we want to go first, well just. 56 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:03.800 Well, just for those that maybe that missed that episode, 57 00:03:03.879 --> 00:03:05.879 or maybe a new listener or something, just go ahead 58 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:09.919 and introduce yourself to the audience. Just give a little background, all. 59 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:14.599 Right, the reader's digest condent version. I started practicing magic 60 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:18.919 that's m a g ick, real satanic magic when I 61 00:03:18.960 --> 00:03:22.919 was ten. When I was eleven, I was the victim 62 00:03:22.960 --> 00:03:25.280 of a sexual assault at school. The hands of a 63 00:03:25.280 --> 00:03:28.800 female teacher convinced me that it was my fault, so 64 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:32.759 I couldn't tell anybody. When I was twelve, I found 65 00:03:32.919 --> 00:03:35.719 a Satanic covin. Didn't know that's what it was, but 66 00:03:36.360 --> 00:03:39.360 started going there and they got me involved in child 67 00:03:40.599 --> 00:03:42.560 and for that was for four and a half years. 68 00:03:43.840 --> 00:03:47.400 When I was thirteen, I officially sold my soul to 69 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:51.319 the devil. It's something that's impossible to do, but at thirteen, 70 00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:53.520 you're not the smartest tack. You know you're not the 71 00:03:53.560 --> 00:03:56.039 sharpest tack, or that I was like the sharpest marble, 72 00:03:56.680 --> 00:04:03.199 and I joined at thirteen. I committed my first assistant 73 00:04:03.199 --> 00:04:08.319 of fourteen. By fifteen I had broken all ten commandments. 74 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:11.319 When I was eighteen, I graduated from high school, went 75 00:04:11.360 --> 00:04:15.879 to college, and went to join another Satantic coven. Wasn't 76 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:18.000 what I was looking for, but I had read a 77 00:04:18.040 --> 00:04:21.519 book during the summer that talked about the Satanic coven 78 00:04:21.560 --> 00:04:23.920 that was out the rule of the world, was working 79 00:04:23.959 --> 00:04:27.120 with the Illuminati, and went to Bohemian growth. Now I 80 00:04:27.120 --> 00:04:29.079 don't know what any of these terms are. I don't 81 00:04:29.120 --> 00:04:33.160 know what they mean, but if that's real, I won 82 00:04:33.240 --> 00:04:36.439 in that coven and I contacted my first coven. They 83 00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:39.160 put me in contact with them. I joined them when 84 00:04:39.160 --> 00:04:42.279 I was eighteen. At twenty one, I became a high wizard. 85 00:04:42.759 --> 00:04:44.639 If you want to know what that looks like, go 86 00:04:44.720 --> 00:04:48.879 to Pink Like a Pill official video. She has a 87 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:52.399 high wizard in her video four times. There's also a 88 00:04:52.439 --> 00:04:55.639 picture of her on the red carpet their arms around 89 00:04:55.680 --> 00:05:00.800 each other, so it's apparently somebody she knows. I was 90 00:05:00.920 --> 00:05:04.160 in that for twelve years. I've worked at the Illuminati 91 00:05:04.199 --> 00:05:06.839 for twelve years. I did go to Bohemia and grow 92 00:05:07.000 --> 00:05:11.439 eighteen times. It's opened more times than just cremation of care. 93 00:05:11.959 --> 00:05:15.800 In July, when I was thirty three years old, that 94 00:05:15.879 --> 00:05:22.160 had enough and I escaped. I was paranoid about you know, 95 00:05:22.399 --> 00:05:24.120 I'd been told the only way to get out was 96 00:05:24.160 --> 00:05:27.519 to die, even commits suicide, be murdered, or die of 97 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:30.480 natural causes. But all three ways I ended up in hell, 98 00:05:31.199 --> 00:05:35.160 not where I wanted to go. So I kept going 99 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:38.639 till I was about forty. And at forty years old, 100 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:41.720 I was working in a jewelry store Kiosk in the 101 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:44.839 mall and this woman came up by a pair of 102 00:05:44.879 --> 00:05:49.000 gold who bearings, and we were about to finish the sale, 103 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:53.000 and she says, you know, actually i'm shopping with my daughter. 104 00:05:53.079 --> 00:05:55.439 I'll come back when i'm done. I know most people 105 00:05:55.439 --> 00:05:57.399 would say that are lying. We're just I'm going to 106 00:05:57.439 --> 00:06:00.360 go find the cheaper someplace else. But three hours later 107 00:06:00.399 --> 00:06:03.480 she came back. We did the transaction. I handed her 108 00:06:03.480 --> 00:06:06.079 the receipt and I said, if you call the eight 109 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:08.519 hundred number on this receipt and take a survey, you 110 00:06:08.600 --> 00:06:11.079 might win a thousand dollars. She goes, that's great, I've 111 00:06:11.120 --> 00:06:14.519 got something too, and she reaches in her purse. Oh no, 112 00:06:15.279 --> 00:06:17.839 she's gonna call out Jack Chick Gramplip. Tell me that 113 00:06:17.879 --> 00:06:20.920 I'm standing and dropped to my knees and beg for forgiveness. 114 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:22.959 All this stuff I can't do because I sold my 115 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:25.600 soul to the devil when I was thirteen. And instead 116 00:06:25.639 --> 00:06:28.279 she pulls out this cheap gold colored piece of tin. 117 00:06:29.399 --> 00:06:30.920 I mean she you can hold it up to the 118 00:06:30.959 --> 00:06:34.160 light and the light shone right through it. And she 119 00:06:34.319 --> 00:06:37.560 said the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Now, I party 120 00:06:37.639 --> 00:06:42.480 with rock stars almost daily. So if you give somebody 121 00:06:43.240 --> 00:06:47.959 unlimited alcohol and drugs, they can write songs and poetry. 122 00:06:48.439 --> 00:06:51.600 They will say some strange stuff. My example for that 123 00:06:52.439 --> 00:06:55.480 is usually what I quote my conferences is Bows to 124 00:06:55.480 --> 00:06:58.319 Bob a kid rock. When that song came out, that's 125 00:06:58.360 --> 00:07:01.800 what made kid a rock god, small g god forse 126 00:07:02.279 --> 00:07:06.600 But that song went number one on the charts, number 127 00:07:06.600 --> 00:07:11.040 one on the radio, number one on ATV. Everybody loved 128 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:14.959 the song, Ballace bab. This song was better than however 129 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:18.399 many songs come out that year. This was the top song. 130 00:07:19.120 --> 00:07:24.399 But the chorus bawo toba is ballataba to dang to 131 00:07:24.519 --> 00:07:29.759 dan diggy diggy up jumps the boogie. That's it. That's 132 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:33.160 the best you got. That beat out three thousand other 133 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:37.079 songs that year. How is that possible? But when she 134 00:07:37.160 --> 00:07:40.399 opened her mouth to me, she said something stranger than balladabah. 135 00:07:41.000 --> 00:07:44.040 She said, the Blessed Mother is calling you into your army. 136 00:07:44.759 --> 00:07:50.959 And I thought, blessed Mother isis gaia? No idea its 137 00:07:51.720 --> 00:07:55.360 Eventually I come to realize that the Blessed Mother is 138 00:07:55.399 --> 00:07:58.399 the Mother of God, which is a very strange revelation 139 00:07:58.480 --> 00:08:01.199 for a former Baptist to have. When I realized that 140 00:08:01.319 --> 00:08:04.399 Mary showed up, I was acutely aware of my one 141 00:08:04.480 --> 00:08:07.879 hundred and forty six assistants. She took me by the 142 00:08:07.920 --> 00:08:11.240 hand to turned me around. Divine mercy. Jesus was standing 143 00:08:11.279 --> 00:08:14.199 behind me. I didn't know what divine mercy was. I 144 00:08:14.279 --> 00:08:16.360 just know how these rays of light shooting under me 145 00:08:16.399 --> 00:08:19.160 and over me and through me, And in that instant 146 00:08:19.199 --> 00:08:21.920 I realized I did not sell my soul to the devil. 147 00:08:21.959 --> 00:08:24.800 When I was thirteen, I realized that Jesus Christ was 148 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:27.639 my Lord and savior. I realized that, oh, my magic, 149 00:08:27.720 --> 00:08:30.920 my New Age, my occult and my Satanism was false, 150 00:08:31.639 --> 00:08:34.799 and everything Catholic was true. And the Blessed Mother told 151 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:37.320 me my job was to help her end abortion. And 152 00:08:37.360 --> 00:08:39.840 I opened my hands. I'm backing my mall back in 153 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:43.720 my store. We get three phone calls, one from a 154 00:08:43.759 --> 00:08:46.480 priest welcoming me to the faith, even though he would 155 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:49.679 have no idea. She was talking to me. Her daughter 156 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:52.759 brought in a paper bag filled with why do Catholics 157 00:08:52.799 --> 00:08:56.159 do this or believe that? Catholic Bible and like one 158 00:08:56.200 --> 00:09:01.080 hundred and twenty five Lighthouse Catholic media discs from I 159 00:09:01.159 --> 00:09:03.399 started going to the Catholic church. The very next day, 160 00:09:04.080 --> 00:09:07.120 that was in January of eight. Priest came over and 161 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:11.320 blessed my house. They brought me a statue, and then 162 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:14.519 I officially came into the church in mayom Oa. I 163 00:09:14.559 --> 00:09:19.399 started working with Saint Raphael Helional Ministry, and then twenty 164 00:09:19.559 --> 00:09:22.559 ten I stepped out on my own Old Saints Ministry. 165 00:09:23.159 --> 00:09:26.759 And that enables me to I've had i'll be about 166 00:09:26.759 --> 00:09:32.320 two hundred and fifty conferences and about three hundred interviews. 167 00:09:32.559 --> 00:09:37.039 I mean, that's a powerful testimony, Zach. I know, the 168 00:09:37.039 --> 00:09:39.240 the first time I heard it I was in awe 169 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:41.320 and just to hear it again, man, I mean that's 170 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:45.000 powerful that literally be pulled from the depths of hail 171 00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:46.360 and the grasp of satan. 172 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:47.600 Right. 173 00:09:48.879 --> 00:09:52.039 Well, you had mentioned, you know, pink in some of 174 00:09:52.080 --> 00:09:54.679 these pop culture icons and you know kid rock. 175 00:09:55.480 --> 00:09:55.600 Uh. 176 00:09:56.039 --> 00:10:00.440 For those of us, it's just you know, blind into 177 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:04.120 that atmosphere and that lifestyle and kind of what goes 178 00:10:04.159 --> 00:10:08.519 on behind the curtain, so to speak. Just cast some 179 00:10:08.639 --> 00:10:11.039 light and let us know some of your experiences and 180 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:12.399 what that's exactly. 181 00:10:12.600 --> 00:10:16.480 Like, Well, we had what was called a warehouse deal. 182 00:10:17.399 --> 00:10:20.480 And the warehouse deals are in either Los Angeles or 183 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:24.840 Hollywood Hills, and there's like a warehouse district at least 184 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:27.440 in one of them, and then some of them use 185 00:10:27.519 --> 00:10:32.519 buildings but not necessarily warehouses. And so when I go there, 186 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:37.000 these people would be there because their agent, their producer, 187 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:43.480 their director, their friend, another rock band, somebody within their 188 00:10:43.519 --> 00:10:47.039 industry said if you want to be famous, you've got 189 00:10:47.080 --> 00:10:49.399 to go here. You got to get on the list, 190 00:10:49.559 --> 00:10:52.080 sign up, and they're going to walk through and they're 191 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:54.360 going to ask who wants to be famous. You just 192 00:10:54.399 --> 00:10:57.679 got to be willing to do whatever they say, like, 193 00:10:57.840 --> 00:11:00.360 don't be afraid to jump in there and say I'll 194 00:11:00.360 --> 00:11:04.799 do anything, but mean it, you know. So I show up. 195 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:09.080 Now this is before computers, so I'm there with an entourage. 196 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:12.399 There's a group of people all around me with clipboards 197 00:11:12.399 --> 00:11:15.919 that all have names on them. And when I get there, 198 00:11:15.960 --> 00:11:18.799 I'm dressed as the High Wizard and I'm walking through 199 00:11:18.799 --> 00:11:21.879 this wherehouse. Some people actually show up with their entire 200 00:11:21.960 --> 00:11:25.600 band and they set all their band equipment up. I 201 00:11:25.600 --> 00:11:27.159 don't want to hear it. I don't care what it 202 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:31.639 sounds like. None of what they play is what's important. 203 00:11:32.080 --> 00:11:35.320 Whatever they write, whatever their songs are, whatever their music 204 00:11:35.399 --> 00:11:39.480 style is, whatever their instruments are, none of that matters. 205 00:11:40.240 --> 00:11:43.639 None of that Satan doesn't care. So as a result, 206 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:46.320 the High Wizard doesn't care. I walk through and I 207 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:50.120 ask who wants to be famous? Everybody's hand goes up. 208 00:11:51.519 --> 00:11:53.159 So I walk through to a crowd of people and 209 00:11:53.200 --> 00:11:55.200 I'm like, what are you willing to do to be famous? 210 00:11:55.960 --> 00:11:57.919 And this is where people usually draw a line in 211 00:11:57.960 --> 00:12:00.679 the sand. You know, they'll say, well, I would anything 212 00:12:00.679 --> 00:12:04.440 to be famous, but nothing with children and nothing with animals. 213 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:08.799 I leave them alone. Satan doesn't want the person that 214 00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:11.919 draws a line in the sand. That's not who's interested in. 215 00:12:12.799 --> 00:12:15.240 Satan wants the person that's willing to jump in the 216 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:19.200 mud and be drugged through it. You're willing to do that, 217 00:12:19.799 --> 00:12:24.639 Satan wants you. Satan can signing you. So I keep going, 218 00:12:24.720 --> 00:12:27.440 And as I keep going, these names get taken off 219 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:29.879 the list. Now they can try again in like a 220 00:12:29.919 --> 00:12:34.039 month or two. Sometimes it's ninety days, so in ninety 221 00:12:34.080 --> 00:12:36.919 days you can come back and try this again. And 222 00:12:36.960 --> 00:12:39.240 then I keep going and I ask who wants to 223 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:41.679 be famous? And all these hands are going up. Now 224 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:44.320 you have to understand, this warehouse is bigger than a 225 00:12:44.320 --> 00:12:50.759 super Walmart, and there's bends and stalls and rooms, and 226 00:12:50.799 --> 00:12:53.159 you have to check everywhere because there's no time where 227 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:55.600 people are going to be trying to sign one of 228 00:12:55.600 --> 00:12:59.720 these deals with you. And people are like warming up, 229 00:12:59.759 --> 00:13:01.840 and I'm I'm like, don't need to hear it, don't care, 230 00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:05.440 but we've got all of our equipment, don't care. What 231 00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:09.279 are you willing to do to be famous? Anything? Describe anything? 232 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:14.120 Nothing with children, but anything else. And I just keep going. 233 00:13:15.080 --> 00:13:18.679 You know, are nothing with animals? Just keep going. Some 234 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:21.639 people nothing that's gross. Sorry, you're never going to be 235 00:13:21.679 --> 00:13:25.039 a rock star. So I keep going, and you know, 236 00:13:25.080 --> 00:13:27.320 we're checking people off and checking them off and checking 237 00:13:27.360 --> 00:13:31.639 them off, and it's just sometimes you're there for three 238 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:35.320 or four hours. You're not done yet. Three or four hours, 239 00:13:35.840 --> 00:13:38.279 you might have just covered a quarter of the warehouse. 240 00:13:39.399 --> 00:13:41.240 And you've got to be there all day. You've got 241 00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:44.120 to see all these people. You've got to determine who 242 00:13:44.240 --> 00:13:47.840 is qualified. And so you're going. They bring you lunch, 243 00:13:47.840 --> 00:13:51.440 they bring your drinks. You sit around. When I'm sitting around, 244 00:13:51.639 --> 00:13:55.279 nobody gets near me. I don't care what you want 245 00:13:55.320 --> 00:13:57.559 to tell me. Tell me when my lunch break is over. 246 00:13:58.120 --> 00:14:00.840 I don't want to be bothered. Then lunch break is over, 247 00:14:00.919 --> 00:14:04.559 I get back up. I start going again, and I'm 248 00:14:04.600 --> 00:14:06.960 telling them, you know, who wants to be famous? Who 249 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:09.080 wants to be famous? Who wants to be famous? And 250 00:14:09.159 --> 00:14:13.240 everybody says they do. But when you give them that, 251 00:14:13.360 --> 00:14:18.120 what do you mean by anything? Nobody wants to be famous? 252 00:14:18.879 --> 00:14:21.759 Everybody has this Oh no, no, no, I'd never do something 253 00:14:21.799 --> 00:14:27.279 like that. And so I keep going. Eventually, this is 254 00:14:27.279 --> 00:14:31.159 this guy. This was in the early nineties. I had 255 00:14:31.200 --> 00:14:35.720 been the late eighties, and he was all overweight and 256 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:38.080 he told me that he could not sing, and he 257 00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:42.840 could not dance, and he could not write poetry, and 258 00:14:42.879 --> 00:14:46.360 he couldn't write songs and he can't write music. So 259 00:14:46.480 --> 00:14:53.480 no lyrics, no music, no poetry, no songs. He can't 260 00:14:53.480 --> 00:14:58.080 sing or dance. And he's fat. He's not overly fat, 261 00:14:58.080 --> 00:15:01.720 but he's fat. And I was like, what do you 262 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:03.919 want to do? And he says, I want to be 263 00:15:03.919 --> 00:15:08.360 in a boy band. Okay, I said, you know they 264 00:15:08.399 --> 00:15:11.679 sing a dance because I know. Then you said you 265 00:15:11.720 --> 00:15:15.200 can't do that. He goes, I can't. What are you 266 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:18.639 willing to do to be famous anything? I was like, 267 00:15:18.679 --> 00:15:21.720 all right, I've just heard anything from three hundred people. 268 00:15:22.360 --> 00:15:26.240 But notice I didn't sign any of them. So when 269 00:15:26.279 --> 00:15:30.440 you say anything to find anything to you, what does 270 00:15:30.480 --> 00:15:33.039 that mean to you? And he said, if you put 271 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:35.399 me in a room with a horse and a naked 272 00:15:35.399 --> 00:15:39.120 three year old girl, I'll have sort of at least 273 00:15:39.159 --> 00:15:42.320 one of them both. If I think that's what you want, 274 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:45.840 you're our boy. So I pull out what's called a 275 00:15:45.960 --> 00:15:48.759 Tier two card. On one side of it is the 276 00:15:48.799 --> 00:15:51.879 New York Skyline. On the other side is a phone number. 277 00:15:52.519 --> 00:15:55.120 If you pull this phone number and you do whatever 278 00:15:55.159 --> 00:15:57.480 they tell you to do, and I'll see you on 279 00:15:57.639 --> 00:15:59.120 MTV in six months. 280 00:15:59.320 --> 00:16:01.840 If you're someone who still thinks the wild has secrets, 281 00:16:02.559 --> 00:16:06.279 who feels stories woven into the wind, this brand's going 282 00:16:06.360 --> 00:16:10.279 to hit home. The Soul Squatch makes Squatch approved gear. 283 00:16:11.080 --> 00:16:14.639 I don't mean that lightly. This stuff is functional, yes, 284 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:19.360 but it's laced with legend. It's for people who believe 285 00:16:19.600 --> 00:16:23.159 in what's out there and what it brings out of them. 286 00:16:23.360 --> 00:16:27.679 They're hats, beanies, stickers. They're designed by folks who live 287 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:32.519 and breed the myth. No gimmicks, just real outdoor gear 288 00:16:32.639 --> 00:16:37.159 with soul. Go to the soulsquatch dot com and find 289 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:40.840 something made for fellow believers, wanderers, or anyone who still 290 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:42.159 listens when the woods. 291 00:16:41.840 --> 00:16:54.840 Go quiet, most likely singing and dancing. So he called 292 00:16:54.840 --> 00:16:59.440 the number, and while this was happening before I gave 293 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:03.200 him the cart, I said, I know there's a doctor 294 00:17:03.240 --> 00:17:05.960 Seuss Boke in this building somewhere, because we've seen it 295 00:17:06.039 --> 00:17:09.200 multiple times. Somebody go find it and bring it to me. 296 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:12.720 So one of the guys ran off, was gone for 297 00:17:12.759 --> 00:17:16.839 about ten minutes, and he came back with it and 298 00:17:16.880 --> 00:17:18.960 he handswered to me, and I hand it to him, 299 00:17:19.000 --> 00:17:21.319 and I said, read that to me. So he picks 300 00:17:21.319 --> 00:17:23.720 it up and he starts reading it. Now it's Doctor Seuss. 301 00:17:25.079 --> 00:17:28.960 Just before it rhymes, he stops, closes the book and says, 302 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:33.160 I don't get it, And in my brain I'm thinking, Wow, 303 00:17:34.119 --> 00:17:36.839 he couldn't even make a Doctor Seuss book rhyme. This 304 00:17:36.920 --> 00:17:42.000 guy's got issues. So he takes the card and he 305 00:17:42.039 --> 00:17:45.119 goes off. He's happy he's got a car. So I'm 306 00:17:45.160 --> 00:17:49.319 continuing to go through. On this particular day, I might 307 00:17:49.359 --> 00:17:55.119 have found two people that got the car. Sometimes almost 308 00:17:55.160 --> 00:18:00.000 everybody in there gets it, and sometimes one person gets 309 00:18:00.640 --> 00:18:04.559 I've been in there like a sixteen hour day and 310 00:18:04.599 --> 00:18:09.759 nobody got it that. Nobody was willing to drag themselves 311 00:18:09.839 --> 00:18:14.880 through the model as Satan Dragon. So I've known I 312 00:18:14.960 --> 00:18:17.920 made about twelve hundred rock stars. And when I say 313 00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:20.559 rock star, that means R and B. 314 00:18:20.759 --> 00:18:35.079 Rap, reggae, electronica, rock and roll, new age, heavy metal, opera, 315 00:18:35.559 --> 00:18:39.720 country music, everything though every genre you can think of, 316 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:43.720 I have done something in and I've made twelve hundred 317 00:18:43.799 --> 00:18:44.279 rock stars. 318 00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:48.960 But and so some of these people at that time 319 00:18:49.000 --> 00:18:51.839 I considered friends. A lot of those people are still 320 00:18:51.880 --> 00:18:54.519 famous now, you know, I mean, obviously, I can't walk 321 00:18:54.599 --> 00:18:57.039 up to them because I didn't look like this back then, 322 00:18:57.599 --> 00:19:00.440 and if I walked up and identified myself, they would 323 00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:04.160 identify me to the Satanists and I might die. Now. 324 00:19:04.799 --> 00:19:07.960 So I'm going up to these people and like they 325 00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:10.559 want to hang out with by wizard, like they considered 326 00:19:10.559 --> 00:19:13.559 me a friend. I got them into this. I gave 327 00:19:13.599 --> 00:19:17.119 them the card I'm a super cool guy. So they 328 00:19:17.119 --> 00:19:21.079 invite me to their parties. And so it's famous rap stars, 329 00:19:22.039 --> 00:19:26.319 famous rock stars, like I said, of every genre, and 330 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:29.319 I'm going to these parties. I'm having a good time. 331 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:34.799 And I mean the stuff that I see, there's other 332 00:19:35.160 --> 00:19:37.880 craziness as some of these parties. 333 00:19:43.599 --> 00:19:45.759 Hi, everybody, I'm Chris vic I'm the founder of Squatch 334 00:19:45.799 --> 00:19:47.599 Survival Gear, and today I'm here to talk to you 335 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:49.440 about some of our most popular packs. 336 00:19:49.480 --> 00:19:51.200 In twenty seventeen, I founded. 337 00:19:50.880 --> 00:19:53.160 Squatched Survival Gear because I was tired of seeing low 338 00:19:53.240 --> 00:19:56.359 quality mass p THECE packs flooding the American market. 339 00:19:57.000 --> 00:19:58.599 I decided I'd make a pack. 340 00:19:58.559 --> 00:20:01.039 That was one hundred percent design and manufactured in the 341 00:20:01.119 --> 00:20:03.319 United States. And today I'm here to talk to you 342 00:20:03.319 --> 00:20:05.000 about some of our most popular packs. 343 00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:06.559 This is the Knighthowler. 344 00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:09.559 Is designed for EBC and travelers. As you can see, 345 00:20:09.559 --> 00:20:12.640 it's small. It's roughly ten by twelve inches. Designed for 346 00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:15.680 everyday carrying. To pass through pad allows you to put 347 00:20:15.680 --> 00:20:19.200 it on your luggage when you travel. This is the Rugarout, 348 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:24.000 very civilianized, lots of attachment points. This is a twenty 349 00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:26.480 five liter pack. We designed it for a little lighter load. 350 00:20:26.640 --> 00:20:30.799 If you need more than the night Howler should try this. 351 00:20:30.799 --> 00:20:31.640 This is the Mothman. 352 00:20:31.799 --> 00:20:34.279 Very similar to the Rugaroot, roughly the same size, but 353 00:20:34.359 --> 00:20:37.440 it's designed for carrying a much heavier load. The removable 354 00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:40.599 waste belt will help you carry that extra load. Boss Gott, 355 00:20:41.000 --> 00:20:42.160 you're retaining strap if. 356 00:20:42.039 --> 00:20:44.960 You're going to take that on a on a travel trip. 357 00:20:45.880 --> 00:20:46.839 This is the Cocamor. 358 00:20:47.000 --> 00:20:49.119 This would be your first seventy two hour pack, as 359 00:20:49.119 --> 00:20:51.680 we used to say in the army. It comes with 360 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:56.079 an internal frame, totally adjustable straps, heavily padded. You can 361 00:20:56.119 --> 00:20:57.680 carry heavy loads, carry lots of gear. 362 00:20:58.839 --> 00:20:59.839 This is the rock Ape. 363 00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:04.240 It's a forty five meter pack, same internal frame, same 364 00:21:04.319 --> 00:21:08.160 great padded shrafts that you like, with a few extra features. 365 00:21:10.440 --> 00:21:13.759 If you're wondering what's with all the crazy names. Well, 366 00:21:13.799 --> 00:21:16.559 that's because finding one hundred percent American maid is as 367 00:21:16.599 --> 00:21:18.000 hard as finding Bigfoot. 368 00:21:17.599 --> 00:21:19.960 In the woods. When you're ready to carry our. 369 00:21:19.839 --> 00:21:23.200 Packs, contact us at squatchdbobegear dot com or any of 370 00:21:23.200 --> 00:21:31.359 our social medias. 371 00:21:33.680 --> 00:21:36.759 I went to an actor party and there was an 372 00:21:36.799 --> 00:21:39.960 actress there. She went in at the same time I did. 373 00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:44.559 Like her mom drove up in a station wagon and 374 00:21:44.640 --> 00:21:48.079 let her out and said, go have fun, and she 375 00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:51.440 runs inside. Her mom drives away, and I recognized her 376 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:53.440 because I had just seen a movie with her in it. 377 00:21:54.200 --> 00:21:57.680 And she's like, I don't know, thirteen fourteen years old 378 00:21:58.440 --> 00:22:02.480 and go inside. I ended up finding it. To me, 379 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:06.279 my favorite place to sit was either the leather couch 380 00:22:07.000 --> 00:22:10.799 or the leather recliner, but one that's plush and deep 381 00:22:10.880 --> 00:22:13.599 and you know, something you could almost fall asleep in 382 00:22:13.680 --> 00:22:15.759 if you sat on it. So I was sitting on 383 00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:18.799 this leather couch and it gives me the vantage point 384 00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:24.400 to watch everything that's going on. And so I'm watching 385 00:22:25.000 --> 00:22:27.920 and she walks up to a man and whispers in 386 00:22:27.960 --> 00:22:31.039 his ear, and he's got a drink in his hand, 387 00:22:31.079 --> 00:22:33.680 and he says no, And so she walks up to 388 00:22:33.720 --> 00:22:37.640 another man and she says something to him, and he 389 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:40.279 says okay, and he goes into the back room with 390 00:22:40.359 --> 00:22:41.880 her holding her hand. 391 00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:47.799 Are you a member of the All Access pass? Oh, 392 00:22:48.319 --> 00:22:52.279 you'd be pretty cool if you did. Not only that 393 00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:55.720 you get access to the rest of this episode because 394 00:22:55.759 --> 00:22:59.680 this is an all access past exclusive episode. 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