WEBVTT 1 00:00:08.519 --> 00:00:12.240 Welcome to the Cult of Cryptis Strange of counters, of 2 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:15.839 frogs and lizards, dumb my nick children. 3 00:00:15.560 --> 00:00:17.719 Good Man, Bigfoot, Mockman. 4 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:22.559 And all their victims. Murry pictures captured by shot witness, 5 00:00:22.879 --> 00:00:26.800 ufloes breaking laws of physics, Pictures. 6 00:00:26.160 --> 00:00:31.000 Of aliens carving the high rogue lyphics. This is a bizarre. 7 00:00:30.519 --> 00:00:31.879 World that we live in. 8 00:00:32.399 --> 00:00:34.560 So sit back, relax, laugh. 9 00:00:34.439 --> 00:00:40.200 And listen because we're here to talk about some cryptics. 10 00:00:41.960 --> 00:00:47.280 This is Tom Thompson Costenos new Raptilian from Strange Group Podcast, 11 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:51.640 and we're here I called the Conspiracy to talk about 12 00:00:51.640 --> 00:00:56.200 some bizarre and strange things. So strap in for this 13 00:00:56.399 --> 00:01:01.320 wild and hilarious ride. Now to the show, everybody. The 14 00:01:01.399 --> 00:01:07.079 curtains are open. We're checking tickets out the door. It's 15 00:01:07.120 --> 00:01:09.519 about to get strange. 16 00:01:09.519 --> 00:01:20.319 Everybody, all right, welcome to the show. Welcome to another 17 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:23.879 Strange brew podcast. And I guess technically it's a swapcast. 18 00:01:24.120 --> 00:01:24.239 Uh. 19 00:01:24.400 --> 00:01:28.560 This is a very special episode. So to introduce myself. 20 00:01:28.599 --> 00:01:31.159 If you don't know who myself is, I am Tom 21 00:01:31.239 --> 00:01:42.200 kat Aka the Raptilian. You're gonna okay, introduce yourself, Reverend Kaijui. 22 00:01:39.359 --> 00:01:40.120 It folks, what's happening? 23 00:01:40.159 --> 00:01:43.040 Everybody, and we have a very special guest from across 24 00:01:43.079 --> 00:01:47.439 the Pond. We have Ian from the Raw Bahram We 25 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:51.400 Bram you podcast Watch Brain. 26 00:01:51.680 --> 00:01:53.280 We still got it wrong. I know. 27 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:58.319 It's a lot easier for us Scott's to ring off 28 00:01:58.319 --> 00:02:03.640 the tongue bo I'm you, yeah said, but I'm you 29 00:02:04.439 --> 00:02:06.640 for anyone who doesn't know. But I'm you is from 30 00:02:06.719 --> 00:02:09.159 the film Babe, the nineties film with a pig that 31 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:10.319 wants to be a sheep dog. 32 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:15.159 I've been running for about just over a year doing. 33 00:02:15.039 --> 00:02:19.960 Conspiracy, politics, philosophy, and I've also got started a new 34 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:23.400 show with a woman from California where we do like 35 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:27.319 live we use meiling up, it's similar to zoom, and 36 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:31.199 we do like political issues. We did like gun control, immigration, 37 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:34.439 so those are on every second Saturday night. 38 00:02:34.520 --> 00:02:36.879 But for me, this is just it's. 39 00:02:36.719 --> 00:02:38.439 Been a journey that I've been on for five or 40 00:02:38.479 --> 00:02:41.960 six years, starting off with getting into politics around about 41 00:02:41.960 --> 00:02:45.039 when Scotland the independence vote was happening, and then Brexit, 42 00:02:45.439 --> 00:02:48.520 and then it got into philosophy and then someone mentioned 43 00:02:48.560 --> 00:02:50.560 they believed in fly Earth that house party, and it 44 00:02:50.840 --> 00:02:52.879 got me down the rabbit hole and I've never left 45 00:02:52.919 --> 00:02:53.360 it since. 46 00:02:53.400 --> 00:02:57.560 So are you are you a flatty, Yes you are. 47 00:02:57.680 --> 00:03:00.159 I didn't know that. We just I thought we discussed this. 48 00:03:00.319 --> 00:03:07.919 I'm not on that fucking We've covered it once, right 49 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:09.800 and we made fun of flat Earth, and you know, 50 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:12.560 it's just it. I've said this before just to get 51 00:03:12.599 --> 00:03:14.639 in this before we get in the lock nest, right that, Uh, 52 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:17.800 for me and my beliefs, it thwes everything out the window, 53 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:20.639 so to speak. I know there's different versions of flat 54 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:22.759 Earth and all that stuff, but like I believe, I 55 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:25.439 highly believe in aliens in different dimensions, and that we 56 00:03:25.479 --> 00:03:28.319 can travel light years to different planets, and that aliens 57 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:31.439 have technology to travel around the universe and they just 58 00:03:31.479 --> 00:03:33.759 sit here with their popcorn and watch us destroy ourselves. 59 00:03:34.280 --> 00:03:36.560 But essentially, like and I believe in a high revolution, 60 00:03:36.639 --> 00:03:39.199 that you can reincarnate a planets once you get into 61 00:03:39.240 --> 00:03:40.680 higher soul evolution. 62 00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:40.879 Stuff like that. 63 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:42.919 So like it would literally throw everything out the window. 64 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:46.080 I've had I've had some big flat earthers try to 65 00:03:46.080 --> 00:03:50.840 get on the podcast. Who's that guy? One head? Uh 66 00:03:50.919 --> 00:03:53.159 David Weis tried to get on my podcast and I 67 00:03:53.159 --> 00:03:54.199 told him I didn't want him on. 68 00:03:54.879 --> 00:03:57.199 Uh yea Mark sergeant on? 69 00:03:57.439 --> 00:04:00.000 Yeah, Mark sergeant. And I've had a bunch of people 70 00:04:00.000 --> 00:04:02.000 pople that are like, hey, are you interested in doing 71 00:04:02.000 --> 00:04:04.000 an episode about flat Earth. It's like, no, we covered 72 00:04:04.000 --> 00:04:05.199 it and made fun of it and threw it out 73 00:04:05.199 --> 00:04:07.439 the window. But I understand because I did go on 74 00:04:07.680 --> 00:04:11.039 showed it actually a Blue Coyote, a younger podcast. He's 75 00:04:11.039 --> 00:04:13.560 in his early twenties, young dude, but he's super into 76 00:04:13.560 --> 00:04:16.040 conspiracies that I jumped on his show and we he 77 00:04:16.199 --> 00:04:19.000 is flat Earther, and we did discuss it, and I said, 78 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:21.199 you know, to each is their own. Everyone has their opinions. 79 00:04:21.399 --> 00:04:24.279 I believe in fucking reptilian creatures that eat children and 80 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:26.120 drink their blood. In the Queen's one of them. So like, 81 00:04:26.160 --> 00:04:27.240 everyone has their own opinion. 82 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:30.319 So Tom, you having that globe behind you is just 83 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:31.439 pure coincidence. 84 00:04:31.560 --> 00:04:33.160 Day? Oh is that? Yeah? 85 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:34.319 I set this up perfectly. 86 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:35.560 No, No, I want to hear you. 87 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:38.800 I want to hear you acknowledge that coincidence just happened. 88 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:41.000 And it has all the monsters on it. 89 00:04:41.079 --> 00:04:43.680 For all the listeners on the audio, I have like 90 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:46.240 one of those old school like globes and it has 91 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:48.560 all the monsters on them where they supposedly were at 92 00:04:48.560 --> 00:04:48.920 the time. 93 00:04:49.720 --> 00:04:51.480 I love it. But where what would you call that? 94 00:04:52.680 --> 00:04:53.399 This is a glow. 95 00:04:53.480 --> 00:04:56.160 It just happened. Oh, you will never. 96 00:04:56.000 --> 00:04:59.160 Ever ever use the word coincidence in a real life scenario. 97 00:04:59.319 --> 00:05:00.279 That's what I love it. 98 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:04.240 I have China, Russia, we're Scotland. Let's get on the 99 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:05.160 Scotland side of it. 100 00:05:05.279 --> 00:05:07.279 Right there, Bro, this episode's gonna get canceled. You just 101 00:05:07.279 --> 00:05:11.079 said the word Russia. So this will be a lot 102 00:05:11.079 --> 00:05:11.439 of fun. 103 00:05:11.680 --> 00:05:14.160 We're doing this swabcast, so this will technically be on 104 00:05:14.439 --> 00:05:16.959 Ian's podcast too, so go check that out. If you're 105 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:19.079 a fan of Strange Brew, I'm sure you'll enjoy the 106 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:22.000 conspiracy side of Ian, even if he is a flat earther. 107 00:05:24.519 --> 00:05:27.399 But this this episode, we're gonna have a lot of fun. 108 00:05:27.519 --> 00:05:30.120 You know. This is an introduction to have Ian on 109 00:05:30.279 --> 00:05:32.600 because I'm sure we'll work together going forward and doing 110 00:05:32.639 --> 00:05:35.399 other episodes, because especially I like being able to cover 111 00:05:35.439 --> 00:05:37.519 things around the world. Obviously, there's been fans that are like, 112 00:05:37.560 --> 00:05:39.360 we have to do some more Canadian stuff. We've been 113 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:42.399 trying to do, but I want to travel around the 114 00:05:42.399 --> 00:05:46.480 world when it comes to paranormal conspiracies, and there's Scotland 115 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:50.680 has like tons of paranormal folklore even true crime stuff 116 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:53.439 like that. And when I was looking into this, lockness 117 00:05:53.560 --> 00:05:56.839 is thick, not just the monsters thick, but you have 118 00:05:57.000 --> 00:06:00.240 like so much shit like layers, like there's parent am 119 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:03.720 all events. There's obviously the connection to Alistair Crowley, which 120 00:06:03.759 --> 00:06:06.839 will probably eventually cover another episode because Anton's like, do 121 00:06:06.839 --> 00:06:08.519 you want me to look up Alister Crowley stuff? 122 00:06:08.519 --> 00:06:10.439 But I have a couple of a couple of things 123 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:13.720 just the monster connection where they're all like cool. Maybe 124 00:06:14.120 --> 00:06:15.800 the same thing when when people bring up the whole 125 00:06:15.800 --> 00:06:18.079 like well, when Crowley opened the Portal and the Great Pyramid, 126 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:19.480 that's when the UFO started showing up. 127 00:06:19.680 --> 00:06:21.519 There's a similar thing with the lockness. 128 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:25.920 Yeah, because I and you said it, you started realizing 129 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:27.519 the connection to Crowley and ship right. 130 00:06:28.079 --> 00:06:30.560 Yes, Crowley is one that I do want to do 131 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:33.040 an episode, and I've been threatening to do it for 132 00:06:33.079 --> 00:06:36.600 a while now. And I listened to those conspiracy guys 133 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:38.680 quite a lot, and they did a deep dive like 134 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:40.839 a six seven hour episode on Crowley and I've listened 135 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:43.000 to it, so all the knowledge is there are just 136 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:43.879 a while ago. 137 00:06:44.920 --> 00:06:46.439 But yeah, it's it's interesting. 138 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:49.639 He's he's a guy that I believe that the people 139 00:06:49.639 --> 00:06:52.480 that are in our world are modeling themselves off of 140 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:54.879 or taking a lot of what He put into the 141 00:06:54.920 --> 00:06:57.560 world and making it, you know, reality now. 142 00:06:58.079 --> 00:07:01.600 So I think it's I mean, I'm quite emboised about it. 143 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:03.639 Like I live in Scotland and I didn't even know 144 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:06.319 how this stuff, Like you're saying all this folklore tales 145 00:07:06.360 --> 00:07:09.279 and things, and I should really know that kind of stuff. 146 00:07:09.319 --> 00:07:11.879 But Lockness is obviously the main one everyone knows about, 147 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:13.160 the Lockness Monster. 148 00:07:13.360 --> 00:07:15.000 Have you ever seen the Lockness Monster? 149 00:07:15.720 --> 00:07:16.279 No? I haven't. 150 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:19.879 No, I've actually only been once when I was little, little, 151 00:07:19.959 --> 00:07:23.079 like probably less than you didn't You didn't go. 152 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:24.600 To Bullskin, then that was gonna be my next question. 153 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:27.079 Have you ever been to Bullskin manor No? 154 00:07:26.920 --> 00:07:31.560 No, My hometown is about two and a half hour 155 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:34.879 drive from Burness and then where I live now is 156 00:07:34.879 --> 00:07:37.360 probably about three and a half. So we are planning 157 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:40.199 on going actually in the next few months. 158 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:41.199 So it's a good idea. 159 00:07:41.199 --> 00:07:43.240 Well it's warm out, nice weather and shit like that, 160 00:07:43.319 --> 00:07:47.120 and get out there. Yeah, like we covered Crowley and 161 00:07:47.160 --> 00:07:49.199 we did I think like two and a half hours 162 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:51.160 something like there, close to two hours. It's like that 163 00:07:51.319 --> 00:07:53.680 was enough. I don't know how those fucking dudes do 164 00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:55.240 like five six fucking. 165 00:07:55.040 --> 00:07:58.120 Hours, because there's that much information on me. You squeeze 166 00:07:58.160 --> 00:08:00.319 it into two hours. You can definitely stretch it out. 167 00:08:00.519 --> 00:08:02.000 And then you throw a little bit of banter and 168 00:08:02.079 --> 00:08:05.680 just stretched out he stretched out that. 169 00:08:08.720 --> 00:08:13.600 Our prime Minister Boris Johnson. His wife last year did 170 00:08:13.879 --> 00:08:16.879 a f r reann Ackman of al Starck Croy's life, 171 00:08:16.959 --> 00:08:17.959 paying homage to him. 172 00:08:18.480 --> 00:08:22.079 Really, yeah, Boris Johnson, the devil. Well, they're all devils. 173 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:25.480 So I'm drinking on some coffee with some liqure in it, 174 00:08:25.720 --> 00:08:27.519 and just because I'm an alcoholic, I do. 175 00:08:27.560 --> 00:08:30.279 Have a great food vod Ca soda. 176 00:08:32.200 --> 00:08:33.200 Nice. 177 00:08:34.279 --> 00:08:35.960 I gotta go to a birthday party after this where 178 00:08:35.960 --> 00:08:37.799 I'll be on roller skates and I'm gonna get drunk there, 179 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:40.120 so I figured best not the pre game otherwise. I 180 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:42.879 I've never roller skated, I can ice skate, I can inline, 181 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:45.559 never been on quads, and I'm I'm gonna bust my ass. 182 00:08:45.600 --> 00:08:48.320 At least, are you gonna wear those short short jeans? 183 00:08:48.440 --> 00:08:50.519 Those short jeans shorts I cut. 184 00:08:50.600 --> 00:08:52.399 I cut off a pair of Daisy Duke strictly for 185 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:54.799 the occasion to highlight my lack of an ass. 186 00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:54.720 And I. 187 00:08:57.679 --> 00:09:00.080 Actually can't skate and I can't roller blade at all. 188 00:09:00.080 --> 00:09:01.720 I've know you're a terrible fucking Canadian. 189 00:09:02.320 --> 00:09:04.799 I fucking hate skating, I hate hockey. I am a 190 00:09:04.799 --> 00:09:08.080 bad Canadian. So let's just get into this. In the 191 00:09:08.120 --> 00:09:11.440 depths of Luckness, a monster of the ages lurks in 192 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:14.600 the murky water with the long neck and powerful fins. 193 00:09:14.759 --> 00:09:17.799 All NeSSI manages to bring the mysteries of the past 194 00:09:17.879 --> 00:09:20.840 into the present, while not always visible to the public. 195 00:09:21.039 --> 00:09:23.440 You may get a lucky you may be a lucky one, 196 00:09:23.440 --> 00:09:25.919 and you might be able to see Lockness carefully move 197 00:09:25.960 --> 00:09:29.039 from shore to shore every now and again. Then NeSSI 198 00:09:29.120 --> 00:09:31.960 will perk her head up above the water and slipping 199 00:09:32.080 --> 00:09:34.399 beneath the murky water of Luckness. 200 00:09:35.279 --> 00:09:36.840 First, right off the bat, why the fuck you got 201 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:40.039 a gender at Tom? How dare you? 202 00:09:40.159 --> 00:09:41.120 Jenners don't exist? 203 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:45.480 Remember, let's make us all it's all subjective. It's all subjective, buddy. 204 00:09:45.480 --> 00:09:47.480 That's science, that's real science. 205 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:52.480 So what is Lockness? Monster? Though there are many versions 206 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:56.000 of the Lockness story, most tales will include some references 207 00:09:56.000 --> 00:09:59.080 to obviously a large dragon or dinosaur like creature it's 208 00:09:59.120 --> 00:10:01.679 fucking a reptilian that can be spotted in the waters 209 00:10:01.679 --> 00:10:04.960 of Lockness and sometimes in the surrounding land areas as well. 210 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:07.320 Like there's weird stories where it's like walking across the street. 211 00:10:07.399 --> 00:10:10.919 We'll get into it's weird. However, most of these stories 212 00:10:10.960 --> 00:10:13.799 come to light after the nineteen thirties, and obviously we're 213 00:10:13.799 --> 00:10:16.879 indirectly connected to the Tail of NeSSI by believers who 214 00:10:16.879 --> 00:10:20.039 wanted to add obviously credibility to the story of the 215 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:23.720 Lockness Monster. So obviously you have people like that are 216 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:27.440 like they you know, it's it's in folklore, in history, 217 00:10:27.480 --> 00:10:29.919 and then people want to like, okay, is this real, 218 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:31.279 and then they go out of their way to try 219 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:34.159 to find it, just like those those goddamn bigfoot fuckers, 220 00:10:34.159 --> 00:10:37.120 those people that search for Bigfoot. Those guys are fucking 221 00:10:38.000 --> 00:10:40.679 we're their dad shorts and their fucking camera on their neck. 222 00:10:41.440 --> 00:10:43.600 The old Joe Rogan, Joe, you know what you don't 223 00:10:43.600 --> 00:10:44.960 find when you go looking for bigfoot? 224 00:10:45.240 --> 00:10:45.919 Black people? 225 00:10:49.279 --> 00:10:53.240 Yeah, the Lockness I've got all but on the Lockness. 226 00:10:53.639 --> 00:10:56.519 The location and things is in the Scottish Highlands and 227 00:10:57.080 --> 00:10:59.679 it's the biggest lake in the British Ales. It's twenty 228 00:10:59.720 --> 00:11:03.240 three males long, seven hundred and fifty feet deep. That's 229 00:11:03.320 --> 00:11:05.080 pretty as the North Sea. 230 00:11:05.240 --> 00:11:08.919 That's pretty yeah, can you like go swimming in there? 231 00:11:08.919 --> 00:11:11.360 It's like a lake, right, so do people go swimming 232 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:13.399 in like? That would be kind of fun. Actually, you know, 233 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:16.360 you feel your balls being tickled, but or like maybe 234 00:11:16.360 --> 00:11:17.799 you can maybe I don't know, if it's like a 235 00:11:17.799 --> 00:11:19.639 dinosaur type creature, it would be kind of cool if 236 00:11:19.679 --> 00:11:21.879 you could, Like he Lockness comes out of the water 237 00:11:21.919 --> 00:11:23.960 and you can sit on her head or fucking. 238 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:26.360 It as a monster fetish. If you can't tell. 239 00:11:27.039 --> 00:11:28.440 I want to get fucked by a monster. 240 00:11:28.720 --> 00:11:32.639 There's a reason he's into reptilians, Like reptilians your fucking name. 241 00:11:34.840 --> 00:11:37.120 He has this secret reptilian fetish where he's like always 242 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:39.080 hoping that his fiance one day while they're you know, 243 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:41.240 in the throes of it, is gonna just rip off 244 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:41.639 her face. 245 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:46.080 I knew it, you know. 246 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:49.279 I mean man talking about Bigfoot being thick. I think 247 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:52.840 that one wants that's too cute. Yeah, I think one 248 00:11:52.840 --> 00:11:57.679 wants that bigfoot booty. So the story of Lockness begins 249 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:01.679 with water bailiff. What a fuck is a water bailiff? 250 00:12:01.679 --> 00:12:03.919 It's like, make sure in this water stays calm. 251 00:12:05.159 --> 00:12:07.399 This water is in contempt, bailiff, take it away. 252 00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:12.600 It's actually really funny. Alex Campbell on May second, nineteen 253 00:12:12.679 --> 00:12:15.960 thirty three. Uh, he identified the possibility of a monster 254 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:20.159 in the Locke while writing in the invern Uh, not 255 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:25.080 gonna put the Inverness career? Is that right, Inverness Courier? 256 00:12:25.639 --> 00:12:27.080 Am I saying that right? I don't want to fucking 257 00:12:27.080 --> 00:12:29.080 butcher everything as a. 258 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:30.039 Part for a change. 259 00:12:30.120 --> 00:12:32.120 Yeah, where's my cringe button? 260 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:32.799 Cringe? 261 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:38.679 Fuck God, so far away, so many fucking goddamn. 262 00:12:38.919 --> 00:12:40.159 Cringey ass bitch. 263 00:12:41.720 --> 00:12:45.440 It's even more cringey when you can't find it as 264 00:12:45.480 --> 00:12:46.559 a part time journalist. 265 00:12:46.879 --> 00:12:50.639 Obviously. In the original setting of Ness Whoever was reported 266 00:12:50.679 --> 00:12:54.480 on August fourth in nineteen thirty three by George Spicer 267 00:12:54.679 --> 00:12:57.279 and his wife. According to this report, George and his 268 00:12:57.320 --> 00:12:59.399 wife were driving on the road near Lockness when they 269 00:12:59.440 --> 00:13:02.159 saw a creature that looked similar to a dragon and 270 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:05.559 which he assumed had have at least of obviously a 271 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:09.159 few prehistoric ties, and the report, he stated that the 272 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:11.720 creature was simply waddling across the road. That's what I 273 00:13:11.759 --> 00:13:14.240 was saying with an animal in its mouth, and it's 274 00:13:14.279 --> 00:13:15.840 just like, it'd be funny if this guy's. 275 00:13:15.600 --> 00:13:17.360 Like a dragon, I need to say it. 276 00:13:17.440 --> 00:13:19.559 He likes got armor and chain me on his fucking 277 00:13:19.799 --> 00:13:20.399 back of his. 278 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:24.559 Car just gets out whistles and a horse comes out of. 279 00:13:24.480 --> 00:13:31.679 Nowhere in full armor, just like, what the fuck? Listen? 280 00:13:31.720 --> 00:13:34.120 If the monster didn't bend down and asked her about 281 00:13:34.159 --> 00:13:36.000 tree Fitty, then it wasn't a lockhoss monster. 282 00:13:36.519 --> 00:13:38.679 I just watched that and I was like laughing up, 283 00:13:39.039 --> 00:13:39.480 cracking up. 284 00:13:39.559 --> 00:13:40.279 Oh that. 285 00:13:41.440 --> 00:13:44.600 I realize that that girl Scout was about seven stories 286 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:46.840 dull and a crustacean from the patal liptic era. 287 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:49.000 And I said, God, damn you monster. We worked for 288 00:13:49.000 --> 00:13:50.759 our money in this house we had given away. No 289 00:13:50.879 --> 00:13:51.799 goddamn fit it. 290 00:13:52.799 --> 00:13:58.120 South Park. You guys watched south Park there, kid? Do 291 00:13:58.159 --> 00:13:59.720 you guys watch south Park in Scotland. 292 00:14:00.960 --> 00:14:01.720 Yeah? 293 00:14:01.759 --> 00:14:04.440 The wife vice from California, so she's got me into 294 00:14:04.440 --> 00:14:07.440 all these adult cartoons FS for family in south Park and. 295 00:14:07.559 --> 00:14:10.200 That's fun mans. Her family is fucking hilarious too. 296 00:14:10.320 --> 00:14:11.799 That's amazing. I love it. 297 00:14:12.039 --> 00:14:15.720 After George reported report was filed with the Career, the 298 00:14:15.799 --> 00:14:19.639 news publication began receiving more and more anonymous letters claiming 299 00:14:19.679 --> 00:14:22.399 to have seen either the same monster themselves or not 300 00:14:22.440 --> 00:14:26.000 a person that has seen said monster. Some of these 301 00:14:26.080 --> 00:14:30.039 letters even contained family legends that have supposedly been passed 302 00:14:30.039 --> 00:14:33.080 down and mentioned by like I mentioned a similar monster 303 00:14:33.120 --> 00:14:35.799 at least once. The media, of course, had a field 304 00:14:35.879 --> 00:14:38.519 day deciding on an appropriate name for the creature, like 305 00:14:38.639 --> 00:14:40.840 what what kind of names would you think that they 306 00:14:40.840 --> 00:14:41.799 should call this monster? 307 00:14:41.879 --> 00:14:46.240 Ian They came out with the monster fish, sea serpent, 308 00:14:46.519 --> 00:14:50.399 or dragging, and then they finally settled on lockedness monster, 309 00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:53.960 and since the nineteen fourties, the creature has been affectionately 310 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:55.039 called NeSSI on. 311 00:14:56.320 --> 00:14:58.440 Old NeSSI do you hear a lot of people talking 312 00:14:58.480 --> 00:14:59.879 about this or like, you know, you ever talked to 313 00:14:59.879 --> 00:15:02.120 you an old fisherman down by the bay and he's like, 314 00:15:02.320 --> 00:15:04.559 so I saw monster wants. 315 00:15:05.840 --> 00:15:09.440 Yeah. I mean again, it's everyone knows about Nessy. 316 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:09.960 It's everybody. 317 00:15:09.960 --> 00:15:12.600 If you go into a store and you're gonna buy 318 00:15:12.600 --> 00:15:15.919 some short bread or some Scottish you know, yeah, there's 319 00:15:15.919 --> 00:15:17.799 gonna be a picture on Nessie wearing the Scottish hot 320 00:15:17.799 --> 00:15:19.399 with ginger hair. Yeah. 321 00:15:19.440 --> 00:15:21.919 And I'm sure it's such a tourist marketing where they 322 00:15:22.080 --> 00:15:24.000 like you know sell you a kilt, but it's got 323 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:26.279 locknest monster's fucking head on it and ship like that. 324 00:15:26.759 --> 00:15:28.559 Do you wear kilt often or how often do you 325 00:15:28.600 --> 00:15:29.120 wear killed? 326 00:15:29.639 --> 00:15:31.639 Just for weddings? Are really expensive? I do you want 327 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:32.759 to own my own one? One day? 328 00:15:33.159 --> 00:15:34.000 They're Scottish. 329 00:15:34.039 --> 00:15:37.960 You don't have a fucking kilper my My girlfriend's fucking 330 00:15:38.519 --> 00:15:42.840 sister's husband owns one because like her stepdad Scottish. Chelsea 331 00:15:42.879 --> 00:15:45.159 stepdad is like full blown Scottish. 332 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:48.080 So it's a so I I have a kinship to 333 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:51.279 the people. Nice I'm gonna ask. 334 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:53.559 I'm gonna ask Jimmy about lockness. I'm like, you, have 335 00:15:53.600 --> 00:15:55.679 you seen the monster Jimmy when you were a child 336 00:15:55.679 --> 00:15:56.960 poor in fucking Scotland? 337 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:00.960 Tom says kinship. We all know he just likes to 338 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:02.519 walk around get an air on his balls. 339 00:16:02.360 --> 00:16:04.519 It's true, you know it must be comfortable. I look 340 00:16:04.559 --> 00:16:07.320 really weird in Canada wearing a fucking literally wearing a 341 00:16:07.399 --> 00:16:09.879 kill everywhere I go. But man, it probably seems pretty 342 00:16:09.919 --> 00:16:11.519 nice like to put it on your balls. 343 00:16:11.799 --> 00:16:14.639 I've only ever owned one of the hot topic Utila kilts, 344 00:16:14.720 --> 00:16:17.679 but I would definitely not wear anything under it. 345 00:16:17.720 --> 00:16:20.039 And it was very, very comfortable. 346 00:16:20.080 --> 00:16:22.679 So the Lockness monster changes Scotland. 347 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:26.960 Do you guys, you guys, did you ever do about 348 00:16:27.000 --> 00:16:29.399 research and find out about the five six five a 349 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:30.720 d sighting. 350 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:32.080 Or you know where it goes to. 351 00:16:32.279 --> 00:16:34.039 Oh I have a little bit on that, but not 352 00:16:34.159 --> 00:16:37.360 only that far back. I think I start with Colombo 353 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:38.600 or whatever the fuck his name is. 354 00:16:38.679 --> 00:16:40.159 Yeah, that's it. That's it, Columbus. 355 00:16:40.320 --> 00:16:44.720 Okay, Yeah, so we'll get into that in a bit. Yeah, 356 00:16:44.799 --> 00:16:49.080 not that guy. It's a Columba. Columba saw the news 357 00:16:49.200 --> 00:16:51.639 of the new cryptid spread quickly and raised many questions, 358 00:16:51.679 --> 00:16:55.399 lamely where did it come from? You know, obviously in 359 00:16:56.240 --> 00:16:58.120 are there you know, creatures like this in history that 360 00:16:58.120 --> 00:17:01.639 I've been overlooked? And there also needs to be proof 361 00:17:02.039 --> 00:17:05.440 that you know, drove tourists, encryptid hunters alike two Lockness 362 00:17:05.680 --> 00:17:09.200 and search maybe in a chance to find concrete evidence 363 00:17:09.680 --> 00:17:12.240 of its existence. You know, we see this with Bigfoot, 364 00:17:13.039 --> 00:17:16.519 not this, Like I think Bigfoot Lockness are really the 365 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:20.319 two main cryptids that people really go after and search for, 366 00:17:21.160 --> 00:17:23.759 especially like Bigfoot. The Lockness too, are I think the 367 00:17:23.799 --> 00:17:26.519 top ranking cryptids, very at the top. And then I 368 00:17:26.519 --> 00:17:27.839 feel like, you know, you kind of like, I don't 369 00:17:27.839 --> 00:17:30.079 think anyone's really looking for Mothman. I don't think that's 370 00:17:30.079 --> 00:17:32.160 a good idea. 371 00:17:32.279 --> 00:17:35.240 Well, I mean technically, if you find Mothman, you don't 372 00:17:35.279 --> 00:17:36.079 want to find him. 373 00:17:37.519 --> 00:17:39.079 The harbinger of fucking doom. 374 00:17:39.160 --> 00:17:41.920 It doesn't look as adorable as this pretends that it does. 375 00:17:42.440 --> 00:17:45.319 There's one guy from uh fucking Arkansas that just wants 376 00:17:45.359 --> 00:17:48.400 to find a lovelnd frogman, so we could fuck it. 377 00:17:50.440 --> 00:17:52.160 I got my weed pen. We'll see if I hit 378 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:53.599 this while we would doing this. 379 00:17:54.279 --> 00:17:56.119 If he goes silent for twenty minutes, we know that 380 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:59.000 he's so many changes remade. 381 00:17:59.200 --> 00:18:03.400 But the injured duction of the Lachanness Monster, the Inverness 382 00:18:03.400 --> 00:18:06.720 suddenly became a place of an intrigue and wondered with 383 00:18:06.799 --> 00:18:10.480 many possibilities. Obviously have this community representing themselves seemingly overnight. 384 00:18:10.519 --> 00:18:13.400 Now we have this big thing of lockness. It spreads everywhere. 385 00:18:14.279 --> 00:18:17.119 This proved to be even more true when the first 386 00:18:17.119 --> 00:18:21.119 photograph of the monster, taken by Hugh Gray was published 387 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:25.319 on December sixth, nineteen thirty three, concrete evidence that the monster, 388 00:18:26.079 --> 00:18:28.599 you know, like the monster maybe was a real thing. 389 00:18:29.200 --> 00:18:33.440 And Scotland they even the Secretary of state ordered the 390 00:18:33.480 --> 00:18:37.799 police to even prevent anyone from attacking or harming this creature. 391 00:18:38.640 --> 00:18:41.359 It's just pretty interesting, like, you know, you can't fuck 392 00:18:41.359 --> 00:18:42.039 with this creature. 393 00:18:42.599 --> 00:18:44.200 Well, I believe it was up in your neck of 394 00:18:44.200 --> 00:18:46.839 the Was that somebody just attempted to have legislation pass 395 00:18:46.920 --> 00:18:48.119 to protect Bigfoot? 396 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:48.640 Yes? 397 00:18:49.359 --> 00:18:51.640 Yeah, fucking didn't it go through. 398 00:18:52.039 --> 00:18:53.880 I could have sworn something went through where they're like, yeah, 399 00:18:53.880 --> 00:18:54.559 do you find a big foot? 400 00:18:54.599 --> 00:18:55.559 You were not allowed to shoot it. 401 00:18:55.680 --> 00:18:59.720 Yeah, that's pretty much the case. Yeah, you cannot you 402 00:18:59.720 --> 00:19:03.200 can arm bigfoot. This is the This is only added 403 00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:05.759 to the growing curiosity obviously that the of the public. 404 00:19:05.799 --> 00:19:08.720 After all, if the country of Scotland was willing to 405 00:19:08.759 --> 00:19:12.599 write legislation to protect the creature, it must exist, right 406 00:19:14.759 --> 00:19:19.079 Obviously the investigation is the history of the creatures. Creature 407 00:19:19.160 --> 00:19:22.599 was launched and it was hypothesized that the creature was 408 00:19:22.640 --> 00:19:27.200 so large it wouldn't been able to escape history unnoticed, 409 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:30.039 and obviously it might be a whole hoax. But let's 410 00:19:30.119 --> 00:19:33.440 get into all the history behind uh Lockness and the 411 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:35.960 different sightings and all that stuff, you guys. 412 00:19:36.039 --> 00:19:40.079 And doesn't doesn't Lockness connect to the sea? Is there 413 00:19:40.119 --> 00:19:43.119 actual connectual? Is there not because I've heard conflicting story. 414 00:19:43.200 --> 00:19:45.039 Yeah, well that's the same as me. I heard a 415 00:19:45.079 --> 00:19:46.759 couple of when I was doing my research. I had 416 00:19:46.759 --> 00:19:50.960 a couple of comments to the the Caledonia Canal which 417 00:19:51.000 --> 00:19:54.240 is the opening to the Law, and how there's no 418 00:19:54.279 --> 00:19:57.119 way a big creature could fit through it. But then 419 00:19:57.319 --> 00:19:59.920 when you hear things about the depths of the Law, 420 00:20:00.039 --> 00:20:02.440 which is seven hundred and fifty feet deep, which is 421 00:20:02.519 --> 00:20:04.960 double the size of not couldn't it just go down 422 00:20:05.000 --> 00:20:06.880 and go to the seabed and come up in the 423 00:20:06.920 --> 00:20:09.640 loch like to be I could ges stupid Coleman, But 424 00:20:09.680 --> 00:20:11.960 that's how I think. Like just because there's a gap 425 00:20:12.319 --> 00:20:14.559 doesn't mean to say a con swim down and underneath it. 426 00:20:14.599 --> 00:20:16.839 You know, well, it is true because there is cave 427 00:20:16.920 --> 00:20:20.799 systems too and stuff underneath, like like you know, who 428 00:20:20.839 --> 00:20:23.519 knows if there's like this giant, gaping open hole that 429 00:20:23.599 --> 00:20:24.400 it has to fuck. 430 00:20:24.640 --> 00:20:27.039 Well, I would assume like with most places that are 431 00:20:27.079 --> 00:20:28.599 like with the Great Legs stuff out here too, like 432 00:20:28.599 --> 00:20:31.160 it's not entirely mapped, Like I'm sure that there's probably 433 00:20:31.279 --> 00:20:33.559 like areas that they don't know shit about or I mean, 434 00:20:33.599 --> 00:20:35.559 I could be wrong on that but and if that's 435 00:20:35.559 --> 00:20:37.279 the case, then then you have an unknown and then 436 00:20:37.359 --> 00:20:39.480 any number of things you could you know, obviously we're 437 00:20:39.480 --> 00:20:42.839 all just waxing, you know, hypothetically here, but you could 438 00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:45.400 fill in any number of gaps with that if you 439 00:20:45.400 --> 00:20:47.200 want it to, Like it can go down here, or 440 00:20:47.559 --> 00:20:49.559 it can go through you know, these channels here that 441 00:20:49.599 --> 00:20:52.400 we don't know about, or the cave system. So what 442 00:20:52.440 --> 00:20:54.359 were you saying though about, Like there was a segment 443 00:20:54.359 --> 00:20:55.559 that went back to the fifteen hundreds. 444 00:20:56.240 --> 00:20:58.440 We're gonna get into that with Saint Colombo. I think 445 00:20:58.519 --> 00:21:00.519 is that that's kind of what we're talking about, right. 446 00:21:02.000 --> 00:21:06.000 Yeah, five six five AD. I mean, I think they've 447 00:21:06.079 --> 00:21:08.480 just made a connection here. I don't know if it's 448 00:21:08.559 --> 00:21:10.279 I mean, because they don't talk about it. If you're 449 00:21:10.279 --> 00:21:11.759 going to get onto that that we can we can. 450 00:21:11.839 --> 00:21:14.200 Rely onto it right now. So like obviously, when the 451 00:21:14.240 --> 00:21:17.920 historical investigation in the possibility of this beast began, it 452 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:21.599 was found that the earlier the earliest reference to NeSSI 453 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:25.039 may day back to the sixth sixth century a d. 454 00:21:25.200 --> 00:21:28.200 Which is pretty crazy. Well, obviously you have things like 455 00:21:28.960 --> 00:21:32.079 hieroglyphs and cave paintings and all that stuff. Like that 456 00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:34.880 that could connect to it too, because you know, like 457 00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:37.039 you just have some guy he sees something and he 458 00:21:37.240 --> 00:21:39.680 draws it and then it's like, well it's all you're 459 00:21:39.720 --> 00:21:41.880 fighting off in a dragon and it's just like stories 460 00:21:41.920 --> 00:21:42.240 they wrote. 461 00:21:42.240 --> 00:21:44.200 But it could be true, right, Yeah. 462 00:21:44.119 --> 00:21:47.640 This club here, it says that it's written records, that 463 00:21:47.960 --> 00:21:50.440 they've managed to go back to five six five AD 464 00:21:51.000 --> 00:21:53.279 and see that there was written records of And this 465 00:21:53.400 --> 00:21:54.519 is part I was gonna. 466 00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:56.720 I know you guys all love this. But they say 467 00:21:56.759 --> 00:21:57.920 that it was a kelpie. 468 00:21:57.960 --> 00:22:01.759 This is kelpie folklore, yes, and that kelpie or water 469 00:22:01.839 --> 00:22:05.480 kelpie is a shape shifting spirit inhabiting the locks in 470 00:22:05.519 --> 00:22:08.759 the scott In Scottish folklore, it is usually described as 471 00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:12.000 a black horse like creature able to adopt human form. 472 00:22:12.599 --> 00:22:15.640 Some accounts state that the kelp retains its hoos well 473 00:22:15.720 --> 00:22:19.279 when appearing as a human, leading to the association with 474 00:22:19.319 --> 00:22:23.359 the Christian idea of sayting, as alluded to by Robbie Burns. 475 00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:25.799 Robert Burns, I'm sure you've heard of him, the famous 476 00:22:25.799 --> 00:22:26.559 Scottish poet. 477 00:22:27.039 --> 00:22:30.440 He had a poem called the Address to the Devil, 478 00:22:30.839 --> 00:22:33.720 and that is like kind of talking about the kelpie. 479 00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:36.440 But the in my own words, I heard a few 480 00:22:36.559 --> 00:22:39.519 accounts and it was saying that what the. 481 00:22:39.559 --> 00:22:42.519 Kelp does is shape shifts into like a horse, so. 482 00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:45.440 That if people go down and maybe entice to jump 483 00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:48.000 onto the horse's back, then they find that they are 484 00:22:48.079 --> 00:22:51.039 stuck to this kelpie and the kelpie then runs off 485 00:22:51.079 --> 00:22:57.839 into the water and comment, Yeah, So I when I 486 00:22:57.880 --> 00:23:00.680 hear things like this, I think it's almost like to 487 00:23:00.799 --> 00:23:04.319 warn children off from playing about the war and knights. 488 00:23:04.440 --> 00:23:06.279 Maybe I think those are the type of things that 489 00:23:06.319 --> 00:23:08.440 you would hear your I mean, it sounds dark if 490 00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:11.720 your if your parents are telling you stories about you're like, well, 491 00:23:11.880 --> 00:23:12.960 questioning your parents. 492 00:23:12.960 --> 00:23:14.680 But I hear stories. 493 00:23:14.680 --> 00:23:16.519 I got quite a lot, and I'm like, that's probably 494 00:23:16.559 --> 00:23:17.640 where they've grown arms and legs. 495 00:23:17.680 --> 00:23:19.799 You have time, there have been a little stories that 496 00:23:19.839 --> 00:23:21.000 you'll tell your kids. 497 00:23:20.720 --> 00:23:22.759 To keep them safe, and then they've grown arms and legs, 498 00:23:22.759 --> 00:23:24.599 and now we're looking at a kelpie. 499 00:23:24.720 --> 00:23:27.359 Or Yeah, I can't wait to be a father and 500 00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:29.839 be like, you know what, Jimmy, if you don't be careful, 501 00:23:29.880 --> 00:23:32.000 the fucking reptilians are gonna come eat you. 502 00:23:33.799 --> 00:23:35.839 None of them are nearly as bad as like most 503 00:23:35.880 --> 00:23:39.319 of the German folk tales. Oh that was a little 504 00:23:39.359 --> 00:23:41.519 boy who didn't teach all of his crowd. And then 505 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:45.119 it's in the night the crowd fairy came and cut 506 00:23:45.160 --> 00:23:48.200 off his sons. Go to bed now, heinrich go to. 507 00:23:48.160 --> 00:23:53.079 Bed is true like Jesus Christ. So that's gonna Saint 508 00:23:53.119 --> 00:23:57.799 Columba the Irish monks. Saint Columbo's traveling with his followers 509 00:23:58.200 --> 00:24:02.279 when they happened to pass by the river nests seeing 510 00:24:02.359 --> 00:24:06.960 locals bearing a man. It's like his gaping wide asshole 511 00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:09.240 from being raped by NeSSI. I don't know why every 512 00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:10.920 time we're getting a crypted, it's always in the brain. 513 00:24:12.400 --> 00:24:15.400 He questioned them. He questioned them as to what happened. 514 00:24:15.720 --> 00:24:18.200 The man then explained the man had been swimming in 515 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:21.359 the river when a water beast raped him, attacked him 516 00:24:21.559 --> 00:24:24.920 and drug him to the drug underneath the surface, which 517 00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:27.000 would be crazy. You have all the stories, right, even 518 00:24:27.119 --> 00:24:30.519 mermaids of like gluing men in and then they drown 519 00:24:30.599 --> 00:24:33.079 them to their watery death, right, kind of same folklore. 520 00:24:33.839 --> 00:24:35.759 You know, I just feel like NeSSI is probably a 521 00:24:35.839 --> 00:24:37.079 nice creature, you. 522 00:24:37.039 --> 00:24:39.359 Know, you know, you know my idea on mermaids man, 523 00:24:39.400 --> 00:24:40.759 it was just a bunch of dudes on a ship 524 00:24:40.799 --> 00:24:42.920 that got tired to blowing each other and they they 525 00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:44.160 saw a manite They're. 526 00:24:44.000 --> 00:24:46.640 Like, I'm gonna go fuck that. 527 00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:51.119 Or they're hallucinating on fucking who knows what kind of 528 00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:52.440 drugs they were taking back then. 529 00:24:52.640 --> 00:24:54.720 So that or they just got scurvy, so they're you know, 530 00:24:54.759 --> 00:24:57.079 they're they're baked from the sun, they're super dehydrated, and 531 00:24:57.079 --> 00:24:59.400 they've ben drinking rum for you know, six months straight, 532 00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:02.400 and it's like, yo, I can go fuck that. 533 00:25:02.440 --> 00:25:04.680 That that creature that is out there right now, it's 534 00:25:04.759 --> 00:25:07.319 like that's that's that's a man. That's he do don't 535 00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:09.359 don't do that. That's a man. 536 00:25:09.519 --> 00:25:12.319 Like it changed into a beautiful mermaid just like no, 537 00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:12.799 it didn't. 538 00:25:13.079 --> 00:25:16.799 Male pirates got married to each other's fun times. M 539 00:25:16.960 --> 00:25:20.519 h his friends nearby, Uh, his friends nearby rushed out 540 00:25:20.519 --> 00:25:22.319 to the boat to try and save him. By time 541 00:25:22.359 --> 00:25:25.039 they reached him in the water, he was dead. At 542 00:25:25.039 --> 00:25:28.319 this point, saying Columba had a devout follower swim across 543 00:25:28.359 --> 00:25:31.839 the river and attempt to luhere the monster half's fucking 544 00:25:31.920 --> 00:25:35.599 Michael Phelps halfway through the beast attempted to attack the follower, 545 00:25:35.680 --> 00:25:39.200 but Saint Columba made a sign of the cross and 546 00:25:39.319 --> 00:25:43.640 spoke the following words, go no far the do not 547 00:25:43.880 --> 00:25:45.799 touch the man, go back at once. 548 00:25:47.359 --> 00:25:49.799 Okay, he didn't even throw in the name of Genus 549 00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:50.640 Christo in there. 550 00:25:53.359 --> 00:25:56.759 Yeah, the own beast. It is weird that he like. 551 00:25:56.680 --> 00:26:00.119 They they halfway through the beast didn't attempt to attack his home. 552 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:02.920 And then he's like, no, no, no, no, my fingers 553 00:26:02.920 --> 00:26:05.039 made into a cross. Will definitely make sure you don't 554 00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:06.039 get to tell. 555 00:26:06.079 --> 00:26:08.000 What was the Bill Hicks joke where he's like and yay, 556 00:26:08.079 --> 00:26:11.000 Jesus's disciples didn't see the bronosaurus and Jesus said, get out, 557 00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:11.839 here's a big brown cut. 558 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:12.720 You're ruine of my story. 559 00:26:13.720 --> 00:26:15.799 That's true. 560 00:26:16.759 --> 00:26:19.720 So those who were watching claim that the creature drew 561 00:26:19.799 --> 00:26:23.400 back as it was pulled, pulled by chains or ropes, 562 00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:26.240 and retreated as if it was like kind of just 563 00:26:26.279 --> 00:26:29.319 like kutas what went backwards into the into the darkness 564 00:26:29.319 --> 00:26:32.680 of the lake. Everyone there took the event as a 565 00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:35.720 sign from God, and then the townspeople thank Saint Columba 566 00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:37.559 for his great service to them, and that's why it 567 00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:41.200 became a saint. Probably. There are some who claim the 568 00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:44.519 link between Saint Columba and Lochness monster is we get best. 569 00:26:44.640 --> 00:26:48.200 But additionally it is the point obviously to like it 570 00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:51.200 points out another Scottish monster, the Kelpie, is more likely 571 00:26:51.319 --> 00:26:53.920 maybe a candidate for the inspiration of the story. 572 00:26:55.240 --> 00:26:56.319 Okay, Yeah. 573 00:26:56.359 --> 00:26:58.599 The reason I was curious about that is because I 574 00:26:58.720 --> 00:27:02.039 was wondering if if because you know, like we have 575 00:27:02.160 --> 00:27:03.759 Champy out here in Lake Champlagne. 576 00:27:04.319 --> 00:27:06.960 I think, yeah, it's like a fucking Disney character. 577 00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:09.519 It sounds like a Disney character, it really does, and 578 00:27:09.559 --> 00:27:10.039 I wouldn't I. 579 00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:11.640 Wouldn't be shocked to know if Disney is gonna make 580 00:27:11.680 --> 00:27:12.599 a fucking Champion movie. 581 00:27:12.680 --> 00:27:14.079 But yes, the same thing it's it's. 582 00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:16.359 Supposed to be, you know, a crustacean from the Baileyo 583 00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:19.119 live the era, but we have the thing that was 584 00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:21.319 eighteen nineteen. So I was wondering if it was just 585 00:27:21.440 --> 00:27:24.359 like if these things, you know, coroborated with one another, 586 00:27:24.519 --> 00:27:26.759 like the sightings started around the same time, or if 587 00:27:26.759 --> 00:27:28.559 they were a couple hundred years apart. 588 00:27:28.599 --> 00:27:29.279 But it sounds like. 589 00:27:29.200 --> 00:27:31.680 It's just something that's always been in the collective folklore 590 00:27:31.680 --> 00:27:36.160 of most people, especially people that are descended from you know, Europeans, 591 00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:36.559 as well. 592 00:27:36.880 --> 00:27:40.519 Yeah, yeah, so you you have you ardered it CHAMPI 593 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:46.799 have you heard oga Poga? That's our lockness. It's a 594 00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:49.599 it's a Native monster. It's called Oga Poga. So we 595 00:27:49.680 --> 00:27:53.039 thought Champion was a ridiculous name. I can't make fun 596 00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:55.079 of Indigenous people or someone's gonna get mad about. 597 00:27:54.920 --> 00:27:57.079 Well shit, yeah, you always make fun of Indigenous people. 598 00:27:57.119 --> 00:27:58.759 I had lots of friends that were Native. 599 00:27:58.799 --> 00:28:01.000 Picture of my great grandfather. They're down off the wall again. 600 00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:03.039 If I need to give you your pass, it's a 601 00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:05.119 fucking joke. I have lots of Indigenous friends. 602 00:28:05.160 --> 00:28:07.400 I was just referring to the Shadow People episode where 603 00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:09.400 I real listened to reously and all we said was 604 00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:14.279 the guy was name, like who's his name? Gray, Gray 605 00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:16.200 Wolf or something like that. It just it was a 606 00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:17.839 fucking joke, people, Calm down. 607 00:28:17.880 --> 00:28:20.440 I just loved when we did our our monsters at 608 00:28:20.440 --> 00:28:23.079 the Western Door. How even though you and I essentially 609 00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:25.359 live in the same region, all be at two different countries, 610 00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:28.839 you have the hardest time pronouncing the name of indigenous 611 00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:30.880 sounding very true, very true. 612 00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:34.079 How do you not know how to say saka joia? 613 00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:34.799 You son of a bitch? 614 00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:37.759 The only one that's finging in my mind. 615 00:28:37.759 --> 00:28:40.240 I don't know. Is the Mexican one the White's gonna 616 00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:41.880 kill me for forgetting the name of the dog. 617 00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:45.599 The Cubicabra Cuba Cabra Camera. 618 00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:48.480 That's one one. That's the one version of the cryptid 619 00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:50.200 we all chose to be a crypted and one is 620 00:28:50.200 --> 00:28:51.960 the cup of Kabra because he's Puerto Rican, so it 621 00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:52.480 makes sense. 622 00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:55.759 I got the flatwood Monster, Tom got Mothman, Billy got 623 00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:57.799 Sasquad because Billy's a big goofy son of a bitch. 624 00:28:57.839 --> 00:29:00.400 Love you, Billy, but it's it's uh, it's it's skinny 625 00:29:00.400 --> 00:29:05.799 bigfoot it. We're gonna have probably two versions of that 626 00:29:05.880 --> 00:29:06.599 for all the fans. 627 00:29:06.680 --> 00:29:06.880 I have. 628 00:29:07.000 --> 00:29:09.519 We have two versions where Anton's buddy is creating words. 629 00:29:09.599 --> 00:29:15.519 It's what's that style again? It's like retro retro style. 630 00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:16.240 It's pretty cool. 631 00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:22.039 It's it's almost psychedelic style, but more flowery hippie bullshits 632 00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:22.759 and it's kind of cool. 633 00:29:22.799 --> 00:29:23.440 And then we have a lot of. 634 00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.279 As a bunch of as our signatures too. That's coming 635 00:29:27.279 --> 00:29:29.759 out soon for all the fans. But then down the road, 636 00:29:30.079 --> 00:29:32.440 I have discussed if Billy like if if Izzy can 637 00:29:32.720 --> 00:29:34.960 do it because Izzy is a good artist. Billy's woman 638 00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:37.119 if she can do it, I said, Or we'll go 639 00:29:37.160 --> 00:29:39.480 to tront again for like the same logo kind of thing, 640 00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:42.319 but have us all full body cryptids. So we'll have 641 00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:44.279 two versions of it, which will be kind of cool, 642 00:29:44.480 --> 00:29:47.240 and then eventually maybe have us all as uh, fucking 643 00:29:47.279 --> 00:29:48.359 serial killers. Because I think that. 644 00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:52.440 I got that Mindcember, I'm gonna make Billy. 645 00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:54.680 I'm gonna make Billy. No, I was like Ted Bunny 646 00:29:54.680 --> 00:29:57.279 would be. He would probably like that. Billy's either rich 647 00:29:57.359 --> 00:29:58.640 or AMers. I'm gonna make Hm Jeffrey. 648 00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:02.079 I want Carl actually fuck fuck bumble, but I want 649 00:30:02.079 --> 00:30:06.839 to be Pandram. Billy loves Richard of Whiskey Insnomy. 650 00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:09.880 All right, quickly before getting the next sighting, Ian, what's 651 00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:11.000 your favorite serial killer? 652 00:30:12.839 --> 00:30:18.160 Um, I would go with the doctor Shipman. 653 00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:20.920 Oh, Harold Shipman Yeah, Erald Shipman. 654 00:30:21.640 --> 00:30:21.839 Yeah. 655 00:30:21.839 --> 00:30:28.039 I guess he's. 656 00:30:25.119 --> 00:30:28.880 Just sneaky, sneaky man. 657 00:30:29.039 --> 00:30:30.200 That is sneaky. 658 00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:34.400 Sod Mackenzie sighting This is the most was in eighteen 659 00:30:34.480 --> 00:30:38.440 seventy one. In October eighteen seventy one, d mackenzie. His 660 00:30:38.519 --> 00:30:40.519 first name is Dick. I don't know that for a fact. 661 00:30:40.279 --> 00:30:43.240 Doug McKenzie, Yeah, mackenzie Brothers is one. 662 00:30:43.119 --> 00:30:44.880 Of the McKenzie brothers back in the day, and he 663 00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:50.119 fucking have you seen Strange brew Ian? What do you 664 00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:52.680 mean the movie straight? You've seen it? 665 00:30:52.759 --> 00:30:54.039 Right fucking good. 666 00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:56.960 I was like, I hope you have one of my 667 00:30:56.960 --> 00:30:59.319 favorite movies of all time coming out on the Patreon 668 00:30:59.440 --> 00:31:04.039 very soon on a rare review. But d McKenzie claimed 669 00:31:04.079 --> 00:31:07.039 that he's seen an object in Lockedness that he first 670 00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:10.640 assumed was a log or an upturned boat. However, as 671 00:31:10.680 --> 00:31:13.839 he continued to watch this mysterious object, it disappeared into 672 00:31:13.880 --> 00:31:16.720 the water with an alarming speed that could only be 673 00:31:16.799 --> 00:31:21.000 a living creature. Many believers like to point out that 674 00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:23.680 this report as proof that the monster does exist. Indeed, 675 00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:26.519 the problem with this narrative, however, is that mackenzie didn't 676 00:31:26.559 --> 00:31:30.480 file the report until nineteen thirty four, after the interest 677 00:31:30.519 --> 00:31:33.720 in the beast had already made been made prevalent. Because 678 00:31:33.720 --> 00:31:36.319 of this, many disregard his story as an attempt to 679 00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:39.000 be famous. He's like, I saw like twenty years ago. 680 00:31:39.079 --> 00:31:40.480 I swear the fucking got as. 681 00:31:43.960 --> 00:31:45.960 You have to remember as well, see when when after 682 00:31:46.039 --> 00:31:49.880 that nineteen thirty three Spicer thing I think news newspapers 683 00:31:49.920 --> 00:31:53.799 and also other places started giving rewards for any sightings 684 00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:54.880 or any thing. 685 00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:56.599 So then that's when you. 686 00:31:56.559 --> 00:31:59.319 Know he's fame to a place too. Like that's how 687 00:31:59.359 --> 00:32:01.759 you bring tours minute stuff like that is like kind 688 00:32:01.759 --> 00:32:03.799 of if you have like something that is so prevalent 689 00:32:03.839 --> 00:32:05.759 in your history, something like that, you're just like, you know, 690 00:32:05.839 --> 00:32:07.720 it brings in tourists for people like, oh cool, I 691 00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:11.160 want to go see this this historical location, you know, 692 00:32:11.200 --> 00:32:12.720 and it kind of brings like, let's say you get 693 00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:15.119 tourism in here. We don't really have any tourism. We 694 00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:16.359 just bring all the refugees here. 695 00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:17.440 Dude. 696 00:32:17.440 --> 00:32:20.000 Point Pleasant, West Virginia has been living high on the 697 00:32:20.039 --> 00:32:22.559 hog off the Mothman shit since since it started. 698 00:32:22.599 --> 00:32:24.799 So yeah, I would love to go to the Mothman 699 00:32:24.880 --> 00:32:27.799 fucking this festival. I would love to go if I 700 00:32:27.799 --> 00:32:29.480 can ever be let across my border. 701 00:32:29.519 --> 00:32:30.799 Fuck you Trudeau. 702 00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:35.440 So I'm trying to plan a Northeast Cryptian tour essentially, 703 00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:38.319 where we go we start up here and then we 704 00:32:38.400 --> 00:32:42.119 go down to the pine barrens in New Jersey and 705 00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:44.720 we go to Point Pleasant, then we go to flat 706 00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:45.640 Woods and. 707 00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:48.240 Aught the book up an entire week. But uh, the 708 00:32:48.319 --> 00:32:50.799 conservatives over here are really pushing for them to end 709 00:32:50.839 --> 00:32:53.279 the federal mandates because we can go to a hockey 710 00:32:53.319 --> 00:32:56.480 game with thousands of people, but no, I can't cross 711 00:32:56.519 --> 00:32:58.640 the border into the States or walk across the fucking 712 00:32:58.799 --> 00:32:59.839 Allys do with the Mexicans. 713 00:32:59.839 --> 00:33:00.799 Do I'll hop the boarder. 714 00:33:02.079 --> 00:33:04.519 I've been telling you to do that since this shit started, 715 00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:05.880 so we could fucking hang out. 716 00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:09.279 Man, So let's get in the Spicer. You know, the 717 00:33:09.279 --> 00:33:11.480 first sighting that was caught on camera, I think essentially 718 00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:15.079 is obviously the first sighting is alleged from George Spiser 719 00:33:15.079 --> 00:33:17.920 and his wife came face to face with the Locknest 720 00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:21.279 Monster while driving on a newly upgraded road that went 721 00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:24.960 by the lake on July twenty second, nineteen thirty three. 722 00:33:25.079 --> 00:33:27.759 The reports of the creature was published in the newspaper 723 00:33:27.799 --> 00:33:30.440 on August fourth of the same year. They described the 724 00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:32.720 beast maybe there's not the first photo, this is the 725 00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:35.160 first like sighting in modern times, I think like more 726 00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:38.079 modern times. They described the beast as being at least 727 00:33:38.079 --> 00:33:41.119 four feet high and twenty five feet long. It had 728 00:33:41.160 --> 00:33:44.079 a large wavy neck and at least as long as 729 00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:46.799 the road itself. So ten to twelve feet. They couldn't 730 00:33:46.799 --> 00:33:49.119 make out any limbs, but they washed a crawl across 731 00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:52.480 the road to the lock leaving crushed undergrowth in its wake. 732 00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:56.599 Many hypothesized that the Lockness Monster has been spotted earlier 733 00:33:56.640 --> 00:33:59.839 because the road wasn't often used by local art tourists. 734 00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:02.039 So this is the first time that someone in the 735 00:34:02.039 --> 00:34:05.119 public really like encountered the monster. Uh, it would be 736 00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:08.360 fairly scary, I think to see someone's walk a waddle 737 00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:10.440 across the road, You're like, what the fuck is that thing? 738 00:34:12.599 --> 00:34:15.679 Did also say that George Space on his wife for 739 00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:18.639 tripping big time on mushrooms that day. 740 00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:21.960 Oh man, my favorite. You have you've you have you've 741 00:34:22.039 --> 00:34:23.960 dabbled in psychedelics, have you or not yet? 742 00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:28.199 No? I am openly admitted to I'd love to try mushrooms. 743 00:34:28.000 --> 00:34:31.760 Right yeah, yeah, you're able to get him over there. 744 00:34:31.760 --> 00:34:35.199 Like I was talking to, uh, the dude from First 745 00:34:35.199 --> 00:34:37.800 Class Horror Aaron. I was joking how his name is 746 00:34:37.840 --> 00:34:40.119 Aaron and you're Ian and you're scott He's Irish and 747 00:34:40.119 --> 00:34:43.000 you're Scottish Ian Aaron, and he was talking about how 748 00:34:43.039 --> 00:34:44.960 he's actually dabbled in mushrooms. Stuff like that too. And 749 00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:46.599 I was like, Oh, because it's more or less like 750 00:34:46.679 --> 00:34:50.039 becoming legal here now where like you can I can 751 00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:53.880 literally buy them offline, and b because it's decriminalized and 752 00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:57.079 they're trying to essentially legalize it because you can't die 753 00:34:57.079 --> 00:34:58.880 from mushrooms unless you jump off a building. 754 00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:02.159 Have you ever yet, again with the Bill Hicks joke, 755 00:35:02.320 --> 00:35:03.960 if you think you can fly, try taking off from 756 00:35:03.960 --> 00:35:07.440 the ground first. When do you see ducks lining up 757 00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:09.039 to take an elevator south for the winter? 758 00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:12.400 That's true, That's hilarious, like that bit, Tom. 759 00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:15.920 So have you ever had full blown hallucinations on mushrooms? 760 00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:16.400 Not yet? 761 00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:17.800 I haven't gotten that high. 762 00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:19.920 Yeah, just because it doesn't come unless you take a 763 00:35:19.960 --> 00:35:21.280 massive fucking quantity and you. 764 00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:21.880 Close your eyes. 765 00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:24.199 I know That's what I'm gonna start doing. Like my, 766 00:35:24.360 --> 00:35:27.480 I still have seven grams left, so my I've been 767 00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:30.440 doing like a gram or two. No, no, no, I'm 768 00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:33.239 thinking of doing like four and then like and then gonna. 769 00:35:33.199 --> 00:35:33.920 You're gonna go four. 770 00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:36.719 Take the Terrence McKenna heroic phoughst just take five, shut 771 00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:37.119 off all. 772 00:35:37.000 --> 00:35:39.280 The lights, close your eyes and go see God. 773 00:35:39.480 --> 00:35:42.079 Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna confront myself I'm gonna beat 774 00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:45.840 myself up in my own head like you fucking egotistical bastard. 775 00:35:48.079 --> 00:35:50.840 You need you need Iahwasca to murder that even I know. 776 00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:54.719 So let's get into the Hugh Gray's photo. In nineteen 777 00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:57.199 thirty three, who Gray supposed to be, took a photo 778 00:35:57.239 --> 00:36:01.360 of Lockness Monster and was essentially and helping to make 779 00:36:01.440 --> 00:36:03.719 NeSSI one of the most popular cryptids in modern day. 780 00:36:03.760 --> 00:36:06.800 That's very true, he is, and this is the photo it. 781 00:36:07.360 --> 00:36:10.119 He claimed that it was taken on November twelfth, nineteen 782 00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:13.599 thirty three. There is issues with the image. From the start. 783 00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:16.360 It was a bit blurry, and many people noted that 784 00:36:16.440 --> 00:36:19.519 it almost looked like the head of a dog if 785 00:36:19.559 --> 00:36:24.159 you look closely. Yeah, it's it's man, where is the 786 00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:27.280 head of the dog? Someone has analyzed it in like 787 00:36:28.440 --> 00:36:28.880 kind of. 788 00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:33.639 I see it coming out of the war with a 789 00:36:33.679 --> 00:36:36.400 stick in its mouth, gave the big nose above the stack. 790 00:36:36.679 --> 00:36:39.480 Yeah, that you mentioned it is. 791 00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:42.760 It is strange and obviously it's it's you know, if 792 00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:44.599 you're on the YouTube, you can definitely see that this 793 00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:48.360 is a very blurry photo. You can't tell shit from 794 00:36:48.599 --> 00:36:51.840 what that thing is. And uh, this went a long 795 00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:54.440 way in crediting the image because it was known to 796 00:36:54.559 --> 00:36:57.159 be supposed to be a walking dog when he had 797 00:36:57.199 --> 00:36:59.000 taken the picture. They say it walking dog. There's people 798 00:36:59.039 --> 00:37:00.920 that have like analyzed the image and saying that's the 799 00:37:00.920 --> 00:37:03.079 way he shot the film. It was like it's dog 800 00:37:03.159 --> 00:37:05.159 on land. But it does look like it could be 801 00:37:05.159 --> 00:37:08.239 a dog swimming in the water, right, Like that's a possibility. 802 00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:11.039 That seems like the most reasonable, Like that could very 803 00:37:11.039 --> 00:37:13.400 well just be the Yeah, the dog in the water 804 00:37:13.440 --> 00:37:15.480 with just its head above and the stick. 805 00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:16.599 In his mouth. I could I could totally see that. 806 00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:21.400 Oh yeah, I forgot. This is Saint Columba be gone nessy. 807 00:37:24.400 --> 00:37:26.480 So funny you always do you think that was just 808 00:37:26.519 --> 00:37:30.400 another weird way of them saying that they they drove 809 00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:33.519 you know, the pagans out. Yeah, that could any way 810 00:37:33.559 --> 00:37:35.800 with Saint Patrick and the snakes and what have you. 811 00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:39.199 He looks like he's a devil for a little bit. 812 00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:43.760 He looks a Roman salute you goober. But he's weren't 813 00:37:43.800 --> 00:37:47.719 around yet, just like I'm gonna make this big, remember 814 00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:51.320 it would be, and he did. He did look at 815 00:37:51.320 --> 00:37:53.960 the Buddhist symbol for the swastika. The swastika is literally 816 00:37:53.960 --> 00:37:55.719 like a symbol of like peace and love and shit. 817 00:37:55.800 --> 00:37:56.599 It's like, yeah, he. 818 00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:58.719 Didn't invent it, like a true artist. He's like, I 819 00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:00.000 like that, that's reverse. 820 00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:02.320 It's kind now I tilted it. I tilted it selty degrees. 821 00:38:02.360 --> 00:38:04.519 It's mine now I made that pure. It's come from me, 822 00:38:04.559 --> 00:38:06.320 from my mind because I'm smart. 823 00:38:06.800 --> 00:38:12.880 Smart, I totally see where you're going with there, because 824 00:38:12.880 --> 00:38:15.039 I noticed on myself a lot of these things are 825 00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:17.440 like metaphorical. I see the Bible a lot of these 826 00:38:17.440 --> 00:38:19.880 stories like Noah and the Ark because the flood, there's 827 00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:23.079 like a metaphor for like COVID or World War two, 828 00:38:23.159 --> 00:38:26.199 you know, deppopulation, you know whatever. 829 00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:29.000 Like so when you it's a good that's a good observation. 830 00:38:29.159 --> 00:38:31.320 When I make when I make videos on TikTok about 831 00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:33.800 the government, a lot of religious people come out the 832 00:38:33.800 --> 00:38:36.800 woodwork and be like it doesn't matter. Jesus already won, 833 00:38:36.880 --> 00:38:38.119 And I'm like, but did he did he? 834 00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:38.519 Really? 835 00:38:38.599 --> 00:38:40.480 I was like, just shown up yet and it's getting 836 00:38:40.519 --> 00:38:42.840 really fucking bad. And if you're religious, I got nothing 837 00:38:42.880 --> 00:38:45.280 against you. I just I just don't subscribe to any 838 00:38:45.280 --> 00:38:47.480 religion because I think it's a divide and conquer to 839 00:38:47.639 --> 00:38:49.199 old by them of the fucking people in power. 840 00:38:49.199 --> 00:38:51.519 It's my opinion the old the old line from the 841 00:38:51.519 --> 00:38:54.199 Devil makes three song. They say that Jesus coming must 842 00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:54.639 be walking. 843 00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:55.320 Sure he running. 844 00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:01.800 So Arthur Grant hits locked Has Monster. This is pretty 845 00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:05.719 fuck and one of the most curious sightings. Arthur Grant 846 00:39:05.719 --> 00:39:08.039 claimed to have literally ran into the lock Nest Monster 847 00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:10.039 on his motorcycle on January. 848 00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:11.800 You're gonna say, just punched it right in the face. 849 00:39:12.280 --> 00:39:13.000 Fuck you. 850 00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:15.519 Well throw out to another Cryptid episode because it's just 851 00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:20.400 weird that black eyed children are technically and that mentioned 852 00:39:20.440 --> 00:39:23.199 as like cryptid so to speak, change, aren't they. 853 00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:26.159 Yeah, they're associated with like the changeling and the fairies 854 00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:26.920 and kind of. 855 00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:29.880 But this demons is a vampire maybe. And one story 856 00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:32.239 that me and Billy covered a kid punched black eyed 857 00:39:32.320 --> 00:39:34.920 kid in the face. He was like, get away from me. 858 00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:35.880 He fucking clucked this. 859 00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:37.639 I mean, technically, if you punch a kid in the face, 860 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:39.000 they become a black eyed child. 861 00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:44.840 Yeah, okay, so it's pretty funny. So he like this 862 00:39:45.000 --> 00:39:48.360 really weird is riding his motorcycle and it was about 863 00:39:48.400 --> 00:39:51.960 one am on a moonlit night, and Grant claimed to 864 00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:55.039 have seen the neck of the beast and when he 865 00:39:55.840 --> 00:39:58.400 when he asked to sketch and described this creature, said 866 00:39:58.400 --> 00:40:00.719 it was something like a cross between a seat and 867 00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:03.119 a pleasant soura. 868 00:40:03.519 --> 00:40:08.400 A pleasant say is this? Does this dude look like 869 00:40:08.920 --> 00:40:12.559 some fucking Fantastic four superhero with like a metal face? 870 00:40:12.679 --> 00:40:16.280 He does, I'm gonna run you down? 871 00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:18.360 And this, I'm pretty sure this is his sketch. 872 00:40:19.079 --> 00:40:21.119 I want that as a wood carving on my wall somewhere. 873 00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:21.880 That's fantastic. 874 00:40:21.960 --> 00:40:23.800 That is pretty fun. Just look up the Arthur Grint 875 00:40:24.840 --> 00:40:26.519 hits a hit some monster. You'll be able to see it. 876 00:40:26.519 --> 00:40:29.519 If you're an audio listener. We're just doing you know, 877 00:40:29.599 --> 00:40:32.440 and and yeah for the people on the audio, obviously, 878 00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:37.119 we know that people consume our content audiobly more often. 879 00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.199 But that's we look up these things. If we're mentioning 880 00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:41.880 the pictures, you can easily while you're just listening to 881 00:40:41.920 --> 00:40:43.280 on your phone or whatever, just look it up and 882 00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:45.719 you can kind of see what we're talking about. Because 883 00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:47.880 for the YouTube, we like to just add in a 884 00:40:47.880 --> 00:40:50.239 little snippets so people get a better idea of what 885 00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:52.840 these monsters are, weird things or serial killers look like 886 00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:53.480 and sound like. 887 00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:55.159 So who knows. 888 00:40:55.239 --> 00:40:58.039 He was so intrigued with the creature that he got 889 00:40:58.039 --> 00:41:01.119 off his bike to follow in the wa but not 890 00:41:01.239 --> 00:41:03.400 quick enough, only saw the ripples that were left by. 891 00:41:03.440 --> 00:41:06.920 It was like, hey, hey, come back, Hey hey, I 892 00:41:06.920 --> 00:41:08.960 want to be a friend. You need to exchange information. 893 00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:09.920 You hit my bike. 894 00:41:10.280 --> 00:41:14.239 Yeah, So have you ever have you ever heard of 895 00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:16.199 this tale? Is that one that like when you were 896 00:41:16.199 --> 00:41:16.920 looking at that was. 897 00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:17.960 One I didn't encounter. 898 00:41:18.119 --> 00:41:21.320 But then as I'm seeing the picture as well, it's 899 00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:24.639 kind of ringing bells. But the plesiosaur, I've got that 900 00:41:24.719 --> 00:41:26.920 written down, but I don't know which part of the 901 00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:29.639 which sighting it mentioned that. And but I don't know 902 00:41:29.639 --> 00:41:33.280 about you guys. I'm not a believer in dinosaurs at. 903 00:41:33.199 --> 00:41:35.840 All, and you're one of those man. 904 00:41:36.599 --> 00:41:39.039 I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised if you looked up pleasy. 905 00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:41.360 So that's just one tip I'll give you. I've got 906 00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:44.519 the up on my phone etomology, and I bet if 907 00:41:44.559 --> 00:41:47.840 you typed in plesio or even plesio, so it'll come up. 908 00:41:47.719 --> 00:41:49.920 With something that will be kind of They do that 909 00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:50.320 a lot. 910 00:41:50.480 --> 00:41:51.199 So let me get in. 911 00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:53.280 Let me get into something for real quickly. When I 912 00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:55.760 was me and my buddy Chance working in a restaurant. 913 00:41:55.760 --> 00:41:58.639 We had chili fest. Right, we're done by three, we drank. 914 00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:00.719 This is a bad story because we end up. He 915 00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:03.119 ended up driving drunk home. Chelsea didn't know where I was. 916 00:42:03.199 --> 00:42:05.559 I was in responsive because we were having so much fun. 917 00:42:05.639 --> 00:42:07.199 We had to like, could have left that part up? 918 00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:09.719 Yeah, and yeah it was it was years ago, but 919 00:42:09.920 --> 00:42:11.880 Chance was one hundred percent drunk. Don't know how I 920 00:42:11.920 --> 00:42:14.320 made it home. I was drunk and I could see 921 00:42:14.360 --> 00:42:15.840 him just swerve it on the road as we were 922 00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:18.679 fucking drived about twenty minutes, so it was very sketchy, 923 00:42:18.880 --> 00:42:21.719 but we were pretty drunken. And then Chances started talking 924 00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:24.079 to this older woman and then she started talking about 925 00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:26.199 how I don't know how we got into it, but 926 00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:28.559 she said how she hasn't believed in dinosaurs and that 927 00:42:28.599 --> 00:42:31.599 because it was made up and stuff like that to 928 00:42:31.639 --> 00:42:34.599 dismiss the word of God. And we proceeded to beraide 929 00:42:34.599 --> 00:42:36.079 this woman and be like, what the fuck are you 930 00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:40.920 talking about? Because I believe dinosaurs existed, and I believe 931 00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:46.079 maybe what took them out was the everything was in progression, right. 932 00:42:46.119 --> 00:42:48.480 I believe in the Reptilian conspiracy theory that it wasn't 933 00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:50.760 a meteorite, that maybe the reptilians used some sort of 934 00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:53.480 technology to wipe out the dinosaurs to further along the 935 00:42:53.519 --> 00:42:57.280 mammals evolutionary species, because if the dinosaurs were left where 936 00:42:57.280 --> 00:42:59.559 they were, they could have evolved into a humanoid creature. 937 00:42:59.639 --> 00:43:01.599 They have in the fucking Smithsonian that it could be 938 00:43:01.639 --> 00:43:03.920 a possibility. That's why they could exist on another planet. 939 00:43:03.920 --> 00:43:08.639 Blah blah blah. Tail for another episode. But I believe 940 00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:12.119 that they may have rearranged the bones wrong. That's my belief. 941 00:43:12.119 --> 00:43:14.280 I believe they existed, but I believe they might not 942 00:43:14.519 --> 00:43:17.159 look the way that they've shown us and set them up. 943 00:43:17.360 --> 00:43:19.440 Why do you believe that dinosaurs don't exist when we 944 00:43:19.599 --> 00:43:21.480 have actual evidence that they did. 945 00:43:22.119 --> 00:43:24.760 Again, it's it's not something i'm farm on or I've 946 00:43:24.800 --> 00:43:26.960 done much research into, So don't take it. 947 00:43:27.079 --> 00:43:28.639 You know, you'll probably know more than me. 948 00:43:28.719 --> 00:43:31.239 But from the little pieces of information that I've picked 949 00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:34.800 up over the years, to me, it's a dinosaur. I 950 00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:37.960 was created, and is it the eighteen hundreds and all 951 00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:40.639 these bones that get traveled around the world are not real. 952 00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:44.199 They're actually three D printed or they're made up of 953 00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:46.639 like chicken bone. And if you look back at the 954 00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:50.400 very first ever dinosaur, it's called something hilarious. It's like 955 00:43:50.519 --> 00:43:54.280 it's called the word cock or it's a word. 956 00:43:54.039 --> 00:43:55.800 For because it probably look like a bird. 957 00:43:56.199 --> 00:43:57.039 What do you think to me? 958 00:43:57.079 --> 00:44:00.840 That's a free Masonic thing as well? Everything of roles 959 00:44:00.840 --> 00:44:06.400 are on the fallst like the statues that they I mean, 960 00:44:06.440 --> 00:44:08.119 that's that's all the way back to the secret schools. 961 00:44:08.159 --> 00:44:10.719 If we're going into the I means definitely stole a 962 00:44:10.719 --> 00:44:13.559 good chunk of their ship from you know, Greek and Egyptian. 963 00:44:13.079 --> 00:44:17.280 Mythology as well. And do you believe in dinosaurated? Do 964 00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:19.000 I believe? I? 965 00:44:20.599 --> 00:44:24.320 Look, I don't necessarily believe in anything, as you well know. 966 00:44:25.559 --> 00:44:30.440 I definitely see the controversy surrounding it, with the bone 967 00:44:30.480 --> 00:44:32.159 wars and everything that went on with that, and the 968 00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:35.960 fact that we've allegedly never found a complete skeleton of 969 00:44:36.000 --> 00:44:37.119 anything ever together. 970 00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:39.760 So I would say there's definitely some hokey ship there. 971 00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:41.719 But do you believe it? 972 00:44:42.119 --> 00:44:42.559 Right now? 973 00:44:42.920 --> 00:44:43.679 I like to. 974 00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:45.800 I'm not fucking touched. 975 00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:50.800 Have to have some sort of safe face in this 976 00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:51.519 community if I. 977 00:44:51.519 --> 00:44:57.880 Ever hope to get laid again. So just totally derailed me, 978 00:44:57.920 --> 00:44:58.480 you piece of shit. 979 00:44:59.360 --> 00:45:04.280 No, I I think it's probable that there are. I 980 00:45:04.280 --> 00:45:06.320 think we've found enough shit to be like, okay, this 981 00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:08.280 is this is interesting, and there are definitely the bones 982 00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:10.480 that are passed around are not the actual bones. 983 00:45:10.639 --> 00:45:11.079 But from my. 984 00:45:11.079 --> 00:45:13.440 Understanding of that, the reason that is is because they're 985 00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:15.920 not actually as hard as everyone says they are. 986 00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:17.760 And then we have them all locked up somewhere and 987 00:45:17.760 --> 00:45:18.199 what have you. 988 00:45:18.239 --> 00:45:20.400 But I think a lot of our questions would be 989 00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:23.119 answered if we all just fuck storming Area fifty one. 990 00:45:23.159 --> 00:45:25.760 Let's storm the fucking Vatican. Let's get into that basement 991 00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:26.920 and find that shit, because. 992 00:45:26.719 --> 00:45:29.159 We'll have a lot of questions. There's so much they wear. 993 00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:31.880 A good chunk of the lost books from the Library 994 00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:34.199 of Alexandria are there. Yes, we're gonna find out the 995 00:45:34.199 --> 00:45:36.559 truth of the Knights Templar. I mean, yesterday was Frida 996 00:45:36.559 --> 00:45:38.159 of the thirteenth, So we'll. 997 00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:40.239 Eventually get into that because we've talked about the Knights 998 00:45:40.280 --> 00:45:41.960 Templar and stuff like that. But eventually I do want 999 00:45:41.960 --> 00:45:43.679 to get into the Vatican. It's going to be a 1000 00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:45.920 lot of pedophile jokes, but that's just the way who goes. 1001 00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:48.719 But no, I just there is a lot of hidden shit, 1002 00:45:48.840 --> 00:45:51.280 and who knows what we're actually being told is correct. 1003 00:45:51.840 --> 00:45:55.840 But I think the Reptilians wiped out the fucking their dinosaur, 1004 00:45:55.880 --> 00:45:57.599 I guess because they would being connected to them so 1005 00:45:57.639 --> 00:45:59.519 that we could evolve and they can enslave us. 1006 00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:02.440 I think it was Atlantis, And I think when whatever 1007 00:46:02.519 --> 00:46:06.079 reactor that Atlantis was running wilf and destroyed the fucking place, 1008 00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:08.320 that's what wiped out life pretty much everywhere else. 1009 00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:13.840 Sun Ben hypothesis. So the infamous surgeons photograph in nineteen 1010 00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:17.400 thirty four, perhaps the most famous of all Locknest's monster photographs, 1011 00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:20.239 is the one that everyone has seen where it's the 1012 00:46:20.880 --> 00:46:24.239 lockness poking its head of the water. The most infamous 1013 00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:27.039 photo of all time, and it was taken in nineteen 1014 00:46:27.039 --> 00:46:30.599 thirty four by Robert Kenneth Wilson and was published in 1015 00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:33.800 The Daily Mail on April twenty first, nineteen thirty four. 1016 00:46:34.039 --> 00:46:37.039 Wilson did not have his own name associated with the photo, 1017 00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:41.079 which led to the image being associated with profession with 1018 00:46:41.159 --> 00:46:44.800 his profession instead. May It quickly caught on as the 1019 00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:48.760 Surgeon's photograph. However, he was on His unwillingness to be 1020 00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:51.920 associated with the image also led to much speculation that 1021 00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:53.480 was later proven to be true. 1022 00:46:53.559 --> 00:46:56.199 Supposedly, you think this was just a bored dude with 1023 00:46:56.239 --> 00:46:59.119 PTSD from World War One that has seen some horrible 1024 00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:00.599 shit and had to do a whole bunch of field 1025 00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:03.159 surgery and was just like, I'm gonna go make everyone 1026 00:47:03.159 --> 00:47:05.159 think that there's a fucking dinosaur and that's really fun 1027 00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:07.320 with him because I don't know what to do with myself. 1028 00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:10.199 Well, as they say, at first glance, uh, you know, 1029 00:47:10.280 --> 00:47:11.840 the image seems to be legit. 1030 00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:12.599 Uh. 1031 00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:15.280 The crop virgin, which was printed in the newspaper, made 1032 00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:17.800 the monster seem enormous and the ripples in the water 1033 00:47:17.840 --> 00:47:22.039 appear to be large waves. However, when uncropped the image 1034 00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:24.639 with the uncropped image was study of years later, there 1035 00:47:24.840 --> 00:47:27.960 was there were details that didn't seem to add up. Eventually, 1036 00:47:28.000 --> 00:47:30.079 the picture was deemed as a hoax, a scheme cooked 1037 00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:34.760 up by by Christian Splurring Christian Splurring and his friends 1038 00:47:34.920 --> 00:47:37.400 as revenge against the Daily Mail, who happened to be 1039 00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:38.199 his employer. 1040 00:47:40.159 --> 00:47:41.280 Pretty pretty weird. 1041 00:47:42.320 --> 00:47:44.119 It looks a little like the guy that does the 1042 00:47:44.920 --> 00:47:46.280 sprinkling of the Sultan paper. 1043 00:47:46.400 --> 00:47:48.920 Yeah, yeah it does. 1044 00:47:48.960 --> 00:47:50.239 Actually, that's actually really fun. 1045 00:47:50.800 --> 00:47:52.440 Somebody needs to make a meme of that of the 1046 00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:55.480 loch ness Monster doing the salt may just like I'm 1047 00:47:55.519 --> 00:47:57.360 sure just salt in his dinner. 1048 00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:03.400 And so it's funny. Spurling has reportedly reported to find 1049 00:48:04.079 --> 00:48:08.000 Nassy's footprints that were later deemed as faked. So he 1050 00:48:08.039 --> 00:48:10.119 and his friends crafted a toy model that could be 1051 00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:13.800 used to simulate NeSSI and then took pictures. It just man, 1052 00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:15.639 it's the most famous photo. But man, it does look 1053 00:48:15.760 --> 00:48:19.679 very shady like. It doesn't. It doesn't really, It looks tiny. 1054 00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:22.599 I know it's supposed to be in this massive body 1055 00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:25.239 of water, but it looks like a toy, just something 1056 00:48:25.280 --> 00:48:27.320 floating in the water. I would love to believe this, 1057 00:48:27.400 --> 00:48:28.119 but I don't know. 1058 00:48:28.400 --> 00:48:30.320 Yeah, I've got a bit more todd than that. 1059 00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:34.559 Duke Weatherall he was hired by the Daily Mail in 1060 00:48:34.599 --> 00:48:39.039 the nineteenth thirties to investigate and he found what he 1061 00:48:39.119 --> 00:48:43.079 thought was the Nessi's footprint, and it was later to 1062 00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:46.920 be found that it was actually a hippopotamus's footprint, so. 1063 00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:49.679 He was very embodied. It was zoologist obviously. 1064 00:48:49.400 --> 00:48:51.960 Said no, that's a hippopotamus, and it was it was debunked, 1065 00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:54.719 and he was very embodied. Away with his tail between 1066 00:48:54.760 --> 00:48:59.199 his legs, and his sons were involved in that foot 1067 00:48:59.320 --> 00:49:01.960 that you've just popped. They are the surgeon's full His 1068 00:49:02.079 --> 00:49:07.800 sons and him along with the surgeon, conspired to build 1069 00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:09.480 the model. They put it in the water, and they 1070 00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:12.239 got the surgeon to take the photo or that guy 1071 00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:14.800 was it starling you said? Someone else took the photo 1072 00:49:14.920 --> 00:49:17.480 and then he published it. But the reason why they 1073 00:49:17.480 --> 00:49:20.000 contacted the surgeon is because the surgeon was very well 1074 00:49:20.039 --> 00:49:22.280 known for he liked to do pranks. 1075 00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:22.920 He liked to do. 1076 00:49:23.440 --> 00:49:25.599 Things like that, so that's probably why he didn't want 1077 00:49:25.639 --> 00:49:26.679 his name on the picture. 1078 00:49:27.639 --> 00:49:30.159 Hip hop anonymous sense is. 1079 00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:31.679 That the one where they took me, they had like 1080 00:49:31.719 --> 00:49:33.960 a taxi dermied ash tray that was a hippo's foot 1081 00:49:33.960 --> 00:49:34.599 and they used. 1082 00:49:34.400 --> 00:49:36.119 That to make the footprints or what have you. 1083 00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:40.960 I'm not too sure that one was one of the videos. 1084 00:49:40.800 --> 00:49:42.320 That I watch where they were talking about the surgeon 1085 00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:44.679 footage and they basically just made like a little toy 1086 00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:47.599 submarine on the rope with the nasty thing, like what 1087 00:49:47.599 --> 00:49:50.159 about the ribbles? He just picks up a stone. He's like, there, 1088 00:49:50.239 --> 00:49:51.320 you go take a picture. 1089 00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:55.840 So on May twenty ninth, nineteen thirty eight tourists named 1090 00:49:56.840 --> 00:49:59.199 name of G. E. Taylor took a film of what 1091 00:49:59.239 --> 00:50:02.519 he believed to be Luckness Monster film Lucknoss Monster. The 1092 00:50:02.559 --> 00:50:04.800 film was in color. It had three minutes of recorded 1093 00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:07.760 footage on a six millimeter film. The film was sold 1094 00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:12.239 to Maurice Barton, a popular science writer, and was shared 1095 00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:15.440 with other researchers. The film was largely forgotten until nineteen 1096 00:50:15.519 --> 00:50:18.880 sixty one, when Burton published a single frame from this 1097 00:50:19.400 --> 00:50:22.199 from the footage from in the book His book and 1098 00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:25.440 Burton claimed the film was a floating object, not an animal. However, 1099 00:50:25.480 --> 00:50:27.760 since the original footage had been never been released to 1100 00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:30.239 the public, it's unlikely we'll ever know for sure. And yeah, 1101 00:50:30.280 --> 00:50:34.039 I couldn't find supposed to be This may be it 1102 00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:37.599 one of the film the film footage that he got, 1103 00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:39.760 but we don't really know for sure. 1104 00:50:40.159 --> 00:50:43.320 Isn't that bullskin off to the right, Yes? Wait is it? 1105 00:50:44.360 --> 00:50:46.199 I thought that was at least part of bullsk because 1106 00:50:46.199 --> 00:50:46.360 I know. 1107 00:50:46.360 --> 00:50:49.599 Bullskin's right on the lock ball skin. Why is it bullskin? 1108 00:50:50.039 --> 00:50:52.159 Because it's Crowley. Of course, it's something to do with balls, 1109 00:50:53.000 --> 00:50:54.639 fucking Crowley. 1110 00:50:55.159 --> 00:50:57.599 So I have the promising sonar readings and this is 1111 00:50:57.599 --> 00:51:00.440 in December nineteen fifty four. Is that the one that 1112 00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:03.440 you have ian the nineteen fifty four one. 1113 00:51:03.440 --> 00:51:06.000 I think so it could be too say yeah. 1114 00:51:06.519 --> 00:51:08.159 No no, if well yeah, if you want to get 1115 00:51:08.159 --> 00:51:11.599 into this is very short, but essentially December nineteen fifty four, 1116 00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:14.800 the crew of the Rival three took sonar readings that 1117 00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:17.719 found a large object keeping pace with their boat from 1118 00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:20.039 a depth of nearly five hundred feet and it was 1119 00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:23.320 detected for eight hundred meters before the contact of the 1120 00:51:23.400 --> 00:51:26.000 object was lost. Though this was never proven to be 1121 00:51:26.079 --> 00:51:29.400 Lockness Monster, it's supposed to be a valuable piece of 1122 00:51:29.440 --> 00:51:30.679 evidence that has come to light. 1123 00:51:32.280 --> 00:51:35.920 No, the sonar ones off is in the nineteen seventies. 1124 00:51:35.960 --> 00:51:37.480 Okay, so yeah, we're getting We're getting up to the 1125 00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:40.800 nineteen seventies very soon. We're now in the sixties. And 1126 00:51:40.840 --> 00:51:43.679 the nineteen sixties, Tim Disdale filmed a hump in the 1127 00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:47.639 Lochness that was a large wake behind it. The Disdale 1128 00:51:47.719 --> 00:51:52.760 was an aeronautical aeronautical engineer. Is that is that whether 1129 00:51:52.840 --> 00:51:55.719 you fucking dive down into the water and go for 1130 00:51:55.760 --> 00:51:56.760 a swim. 1131 00:51:57.079 --> 00:51:58.639 The Disdale from Doug Dimmidale to. 1132 00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:02.679 Madelondale engineer or poorly taken footage on his last day 1133 00:52:03.119 --> 00:52:06.000 of searching for an sc He said the object appeared 1134 00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:08.480 to be reddish in color with blotches on its side, 1135 00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:14.159 and produced fifty foot fifty forty feet of film that 1136 00:52:14.280 --> 00:52:17.360 he claimed could prove the existence of Lockness Monster. Ever, 1137 00:52:17.440 --> 00:52:20.440 when the image was enhanced, enhanced, enhanced, it could be 1138 00:52:20.760 --> 00:52:23.239 seen as maybe it was a hump of a boat. 1139 00:52:23.320 --> 00:52:26.079 So obviously this was dismissed until nineteen ninety three when 1140 00:52:26.079 --> 00:52:29.360 Discovery Communications decided to make a documentary about the Lockness Monster, 1141 00:52:29.599 --> 00:52:32.239 and while enhancing the Disdale film to use in part 1142 00:52:32.280 --> 00:52:35.119 of their production, somehow knows a strange shadow in the 1143 00:52:35.159 --> 00:52:37.960 negative that could be clearly seen in the film, So 1144 00:52:38.119 --> 00:52:40.599 who knows. When the team enhanced and overlay the image 1145 00:52:40.679 --> 00:52:43.000 to study the shadow, they discover what appeared to be 1146 00:52:43.400 --> 00:52:47.880 black half of a creature under the water. Strange. 1147 00:52:48.440 --> 00:52:50.880 So, staying in the nineteen sixties and staying on the 1148 00:52:50.920 --> 00:52:53.920 topic of film, I know we briefly touched on it before, 1149 00:52:54.199 --> 00:52:57.239 and I'll bring my screen up. So there was a 1150 00:52:57.480 --> 00:52:59.400 there was a model made for a nineteen sixty nine 1151 00:52:59.440 --> 00:53:02.920 Sherlock home movie starring Robert Stevens and Christopher Lee. That's 1152 00:53:02.960 --> 00:53:05.880 sunk in the lock and uh and some years later 1153 00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:09.320 somebody ran a radar through the water and we're like, 1154 00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:12.239 we found the corpse of NeSSI. We found we found 1155 00:53:12.280 --> 00:53:15.039 a dead one. And I'll do my screenshats. You guys 1156 00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:15.880 can see these images. 1157 00:53:16.440 --> 00:53:17.519 That's a lot that's Nessy. 1158 00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:21.079 So this is the underwater robot detected survey. 1159 00:53:22.840 --> 00:53:25.199 So then there's the body and then there's the head. 1160 00:53:25.719 --> 00:53:27.559 If you go up you'll see that was. 1161 00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:29.760 An image from the movie. 1162 00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:32.559 He was a Sherlock home of one and yeah. So 1163 00:53:32.559 --> 00:53:33.639 they found what. 1164 00:53:33.960 --> 00:53:37.440 They thought was, you know, a Nessy carcass, and there's 1165 00:53:37.440 --> 00:53:41.360 another another scan of it, and then they realized they're like, nope, 1166 00:53:41.400 --> 00:53:43.320 it's just this prop that's sunk in nineteen sixty nine. 1167 00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:48.639 Oh is that thing about Claus Schwab where financial plan 1168 00:53:48.679 --> 00:53:49.239 from Schwab. 1169 00:53:50.239 --> 00:53:51.000 Oh No, it's not. 1170 00:53:52.480 --> 00:53:54.760 Charles Schwab, which I always wonder if that's connected to 1171 00:53:54.800 --> 00:53:59.000 Klaus Schwab, the Charles Schwab in finance institution or whatever. 1172 00:53:59.079 --> 00:54:00.440 Probably it's like that's my son. 1173 00:54:01.000 --> 00:54:03.360 Yeah, and then here's here's another computer generated. 1174 00:54:03.000 --> 00:54:05.880 Image and what have you. I don't know about that one. 1175 00:54:06.079 --> 00:54:06.639 Who's that old? 1176 00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:06.880 Fuck? 1177 00:54:06.920 --> 00:54:09.280 The strange case of Luck. Christopher Lee, Oh yeah it is. 1178 00:54:10.320 --> 00:54:12.920 Christopher Lee was a bad motherfucker too. I'd lovely an 1179 00:54:12.920 --> 00:54:14.079 episode on him for famous Ed. 1180 00:54:14.159 --> 00:54:16.679 We could do that because he was a vampire. No, 1181 00:54:16.840 --> 00:54:20.719 Christopher Lee was was a Nazi hunter. Here's a vampire too, 1182 00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:21.920 so he. 1183 00:54:21.880 --> 00:54:23.119 Was Dracula in the Hammer films. 1184 00:54:23.199 --> 00:54:27.119 Yeah, I love Hammer, all right, It's fucking all right. 1185 00:54:27.159 --> 00:54:28.960 So Tom's way of saying he loves Giant. 1186 00:54:29.719 --> 00:54:34.079 The Honey Games were so much misleading and unreliable evidence. 1187 00:54:34.079 --> 00:54:36.880 Scripted hunters and fans of NeSSI took to Luck and 1188 00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:39.519 several attempts to prove the existence of the creature once 1189 00:54:39.599 --> 00:54:42.280 and for all, although there has never been enough evidence 1190 00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:46.079 for any of these expeditions to prove the existence of NeSSI. 1191 00:54:46.679 --> 00:54:50.880 Uh maybe who knows, but they keep searching. If you're 1192 00:54:50.920 --> 00:54:54.159 in England, you'll find out that Scotland may have had uh, 1193 00:54:54.559 --> 00:54:56.760 they know they had. The monster will bring them fame 1194 00:54:56.800 --> 00:54:58.639 and power. So England's like, oh you know what, Like, 1195 00:54:58.840 --> 00:55:02.840 we're gonna get on this money and tourism attraction. So 1196 00:55:02.840 --> 00:55:05.559 what should you do? According to the newly uncovered documents, 1197 00:55:05.880 --> 00:55:09.519 you put bounty on the monster to be delivered dead 1198 00:55:09.559 --> 00:55:12.679 or alive. To the London's Natural History Museum, so they 1199 00:55:12.840 --> 00:55:14.440 literally put a hit on Nessi's head. 1200 00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:14.920 Ye. 1201 00:55:16.360 --> 00:55:20.559 David Clark, author of Britain's Extraordinary Files with a Big X, 1202 00:55:21.159 --> 00:55:23.559 uncovered documents detailing the sinister plot. 1203 00:55:23.559 --> 00:55:24.280 In his research. 1204 00:55:24.599 --> 00:55:27.239 It was evident in nineteen thirty four that the London 1205 00:55:27.320 --> 00:55:31.079 and that had many MP's as well as prominent and 1206 00:55:31.079 --> 00:55:35.360 powerful people such as naturalists Sir Peter Scott who believed 1207 00:55:35.400 --> 00:55:39.480 Scott in the Lochness Monster and wanted it for England. 1208 00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:42.920 And this, you know, this includes management of the Natural 1209 00:55:43.000 --> 00:55:48.280 History History Museum. A letter from unnamed official gave these 1210 00:55:48.360 --> 00:55:51.880 specific instructions to any English hunter or fisherman who might 1211 00:55:51.960 --> 00:55:55.400 see NeSSI. Should you come across or ever see the 1212 00:55:55.480 --> 00:55:58.159 mounst you hope I'm gonna butcher this. I hope you 1213 00:55:58.199 --> 00:56:01.480 will never be deteriorated by the hue human human huge 1214 00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:06.800 humanitarian considerations from shooting him or on spot or sending 1215 00:56:06.800 --> 00:56:09.519 the caucus to us in the cold storage fucking my 1216 00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:13.679 accent obviously, So if they don't, if you shoot it, 1217 00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:18.280 whatever U short of it's this a flipper or jaw 1218 00:56:18.360 --> 00:56:20.639 or tooth or would be very welcome. So they're saying 1219 00:56:20.639 --> 00:56:23.119 if you're an English fuck and you see this thing. 1220 00:56:23.599 --> 00:56:26.760 H if you shoot it, I want proof. Hell hath 1221 00:56:26.840 --> 00:56:30.639 no fear like Scotland's gone. So when the Royal Scottish 1222 00:56:30.679 --> 00:56:33.400 Museum caught wind of this plot, it was a letter 1223 00:56:33.480 --> 00:56:35.679 was sent to the Secretary of State for Scotland, Sir 1224 00:56:35.800 --> 00:56:39.559 Godfrey Collins, pledging to fight for the rights of Nessy. 1225 00:56:40.119 --> 00:56:43.000 We think that the monster should not be allowed to Iam. Fuck. 1226 00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:46.440 I'm not doing Scotish accent, sorry, but we we think 1227 00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:48.800 that the monsters should not be allowed to find its 1228 00:56:48.880 --> 00:56:52.280 last resting place in England. Such a fate would surely 1229 00:56:52.400 --> 00:56:56.400 cause Scottish outrage. So that yeah, they they You know, 1230 00:56:56.800 --> 00:56:59.360 it's kind of funny that the English wanted the monster 1231 00:56:59.719 --> 00:57:03.039 and then and the Scottish were like, no, no, he's ours. 1232 00:57:03.400 --> 00:57:06.400 The faunal resting place should be in Scotland. You should 1233 00:57:06.400 --> 00:57:08.880 not fuck with NeSSI resting place should be here. 1234 00:57:09.840 --> 00:57:12.440 I mean the English have been fucking murdering and stealing 1235 00:57:12.519 --> 00:57:15.719 artifacts since the British Museum existed. Lest we forget everything 1236 00:57:15.760 --> 00:57:18.840 that came out of Cairo in Egypt and ship So they. 1237 00:57:18.760 --> 00:57:20.840 Shut off the nose of the fucking Sphinx because they 1238 00:57:20.840 --> 00:57:22.159 thought I resemble a black man. 1239 00:57:22.599 --> 00:57:26.039 I want to dum a bunch of dumb cunts. So 1240 00:57:26.119 --> 00:57:29.039 have you heard about that? Have you heard about that? 1241 00:57:29.159 --> 00:57:30.880 The English fuck over everyone? Yeah? 1242 00:57:30.960 --> 00:57:32.880 Yeah, have you heard about that? You never heard about 1243 00:57:32.920 --> 00:57:36.400 like them, like the English trying to essentially take NeSSI 1244 00:57:36.519 --> 00:57:38.039 and hunt for him or her. 1245 00:57:38.440 --> 00:57:39.599 I've never never heard of that. 1246 00:57:39.679 --> 00:57:42.480 But even in my research, and I didn't come across 1247 00:57:42.800 --> 00:57:44.199 what years was that the sixties? 1248 00:57:44.360 --> 00:57:46.280 Yeah, it was like when they it came kind of out, 1249 00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:48.119 but supposed to be in the thirties is when the 1250 00:57:48.639 --> 00:57:50.920 when they got wind of Lockness that the English were like, 1251 00:57:50.960 --> 00:57:53.440 you know what, we're gonna We're we're gonna take that too. 1252 00:57:54.360 --> 00:57:54.679 Yeah. 1253 00:57:55.840 --> 00:57:59.039 All I can picture is the Hunter from Jumanji being 1254 00:57:59.079 --> 00:58:00.360 the person I. 1255 00:58:00.280 --> 00:58:04.199 Know it's I'm going to get that NeSSI generlive. 1256 00:58:05.239 --> 00:58:09.480 So in nineteen sixty seven, D. Gordon Tucker volunteered his 1257 00:58:09.920 --> 00:58:13.280 services as a sonar developer as a part of a 1258 00:58:13.360 --> 00:58:18.119 larger movement that was being conducted by the l NPIB. 1259 00:58:18.719 --> 00:58:22.280 He fixed a large sonar transducer under the water and 1260 00:58:22.320 --> 00:58:25.000 hopes to finding proof of Locknest Monster. During a two 1261 00:58:25.039 --> 00:58:28.480 week trial, several targets were identified. At least one has 1262 00:58:28.519 --> 00:58:35.719 been discredited as a large shoal or fish shoal of fish? 1263 00:58:35.840 --> 00:58:38.119 Is that like a big group of fish? School it 1264 00:58:38.159 --> 00:58:40.760 says it's. 1265 00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:45.079 S h o a lal of fish? 1266 00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:45.840 Interesting? 1267 00:58:46.199 --> 00:58:49.199 But other move that's speed just another word for school 1268 00:58:49.239 --> 00:58:50.880 of fish? Is that just like a large group of fish? 1269 00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:52.119 Or is it different. 1270 00:58:53.320 --> 00:58:56.360 Scottish word for it? Our own words for pretty much everything? 1271 00:58:56.719 --> 00:58:57.320 Fair enough? 1272 00:58:57.760 --> 00:59:00.719 The others moved at the speeds about the ten knots 1273 00:59:00.760 --> 00:59:03.119 and did not appear to be any fish or any 1274 00:59:03.119 --> 00:59:04.800 other a quatic life form in the area. 1275 00:59:04.960 --> 00:59:07.920 Strange string. I wonder where that fish did go. 1276 00:59:08.480 --> 00:59:12.719 So if you want to get into the the nineteen seventies. 1277 00:59:12.599 --> 00:59:15.280 Well that stuff leads into it's the same as an 1278 00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:19.760 organization called aas Design sonar and camera technology that would 1279 00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:23.760 alert them and a picture anything passing through the beams. 1280 00:59:24.440 --> 00:59:27.800 And in nineteen seventy two, two years later, a large 1281 00:59:27.840 --> 00:59:32.119 ink block showed up on these echo trace printers, which 1282 00:59:32.159 --> 00:59:37.480 were then taken and analyzed. And the pictures are quite crazy. 1283 00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:39.199 I don't know if you have them to show the people, 1284 00:59:39.239 --> 00:59:41.360 but this is one of the ones where I saw 1285 00:59:41.599 --> 00:59:43.719 And then I'll go into further where they were kind 1286 00:59:43.719 --> 00:59:47.000 of debunked but where they say that these pictures from 1287 00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:48.920 your zoom in and you touch them up and whatever 1288 00:59:48.960 --> 00:59:51.679 they do, they look like the head of a gargoyle 1289 00:59:52.280 --> 00:59:56.559 and then the long fin the fin. And then it 1290 00:59:56.599 --> 01:00:00.360 was later found in nineteen seventy five that the it 1291 01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:02.639 was actually no, I'm telling a lie there. I think 1292 01:00:02.679 --> 01:00:06.199 it's way up until the nineties that they finally found 1293 01:00:06.239 --> 01:00:08.559 it was a tree trunk that just fell. 1294 01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:10.239 Yeah, I've heard about that too. 1295 01:00:10.360 --> 01:00:12.920 Yeah, but the head, it does look like a goggle ahead. 1296 01:00:13.639 --> 01:00:17.239 Goggles are also a symbol of the reptilians watching over us. 1297 01:00:17.320 --> 01:00:18.559 Yeah makes sense. 1298 01:00:18.639 --> 01:00:22.760 Yeah, So yeah, that's where there's a lot of weird 1299 01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:26.920 sonar shit. And I have I have one more thing 1300 01:00:26.960 --> 01:00:29.039 about an Operation Deep Scan. So if you guys have 1301 01:00:29.400 --> 01:00:30.840 anything else, to mention it, because then we're going to 1302 01:00:30.840 --> 01:00:33.239 talk about maybe the origins and what NeSSI could be 1303 01:00:33.440 --> 01:00:35.000 to bring it to a close, so to speak. So 1304 01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:37.119 if you guys have anything, bring it up, talk about it. 1305 01:00:37.159 --> 01:00:40.119 So Operation Deep Scan in nineteen eighty seven. In nineteen 1306 01:00:40.119 --> 01:00:42.920 eighty seven, I cut out some stuff like there is 1307 01:00:43.119 --> 01:00:45.360 a lot of stuff of people searching for them, like 1308 01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:48.079 now you know, in the early two thousands and nineties, like, 1309 01:00:48.119 --> 01:00:50.440 there's a lot there's people been hunting this thing as 1310 01:00:50.480 --> 01:00:52.840 long as you know, longer than they've been hunting big Foot, 1311 01:00:52.880 --> 01:00:55.159 way longer than Bigfoot in my opinion. So like this 1312 01:00:55.280 --> 01:00:57.159 is one of the like I think the number one 1313 01:00:57.199 --> 01:01:00.519 cryptid when it comes to the most famous cryptid. So 1314 01:01:00.840 --> 01:01:03.440 in nineteen eighty seven, twenty four boats were equipped with 1315 01:01:03.480 --> 01:01:07.840 echo sounder equipment and use part of Operation Deep Scan, 1316 01:01:08.280 --> 01:01:11.440 a mission to find NeSSI. The results found a large 1317 01:01:11.480 --> 01:01:14.000 mass at the bottom of the lock. Many wrote off 1318 01:01:14.039 --> 01:01:16.880 the reading as a pile of debris, but you know, 1319 01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:20.079 their motion in three of the images made it questionable. 1320 01:01:20.599 --> 01:01:23.440 These are skeptics who claim there are skeptics that claim 1321 01:01:23.480 --> 01:01:26.400 that the motion was likely caused by seals. It's always 1322 01:01:26.400 --> 01:01:29.760 seals entering the lock. But that's you know, there's others 1323 01:01:29.760 --> 01:01:32.440 point to the Lockness monster. And like I said, we'll 1324 01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:35.519 probably recover, especially because you are Scottish, Like, we'll probably 1325 01:01:35.519 --> 01:01:39.960 come back to the Lockness eventually, not the monster. But 1326 01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:42.800 there is paranormal events. There is the connection Alister Crowley 1327 01:01:42.960 --> 01:01:46.039 and Anton's going to bring that up now. So there 1328 01:01:46.079 --> 01:01:48.639 is a lot of weird things to do with the 1329 01:01:48.960 --> 01:01:51.679 with Lockness in general that I didn't even know. And 1330 01:01:51.719 --> 01:01:53.679 with places like this, you have a lot of like 1331 01:01:54.000 --> 01:01:55.239 I don't know if it's on a lay line. I 1332 01:01:55.280 --> 01:01:56.880 don't think it is. But there's a lot of weird 1333 01:01:56.920 --> 01:02:01.000 things when it comes to you know, these places of 1334 01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:04.000 paranormal creatures, and the's supposed to be more paranormal creatures 1335 01:02:04.039 --> 01:02:06.199 that are in lockness that like and stuff to do 1336 01:02:06.239 --> 01:02:08.760 with fairies. I know you guys love the fairies. That's 1337 01:02:08.760 --> 01:02:10.440 what me and Anton joked. I don't know, you should 1338 01:02:10.440 --> 01:02:14.519 listen and check out the Bell Island the Mysteries of 1339 01:02:14.519 --> 01:02:17.360 Bell Island that me and Anton covered because I joked 1340 01:02:17.360 --> 01:02:21.440 about how like the Scottish and the Irish were constantly 1341 01:02:21.480 --> 01:02:24.119 fighting and the English they're all fighting and shit like that, 1342 01:02:24.199 --> 01:02:27.000 and then the Scottish and Irish are like fairies. Oh fairies, 1343 01:02:27.079 --> 01:02:29.880 yes there, you know, and they finally agree on something. 1344 01:02:31.480 --> 01:02:33.559 Because you guys want a big marketed to that sea 1345 01:02:33.679 --> 01:02:34.519 that that's seen in. 1346 01:02:34.480 --> 01:02:36.360 Brave Heart, where they are they're ready to go at 1347 01:02:36.360 --> 01:02:38.400 each other and then they just stop like four inchould 1348 01:02:38.400 --> 01:02:39.719 the way for each other and everyone hugs and then 1349 01:02:39.719 --> 01:02:40.159 they turn on the. 1350 01:02:40.159 --> 01:02:44.960 English for the fairies. Had you do you did you 1351 01:02:45.000 --> 01:02:46.880 hear a lot of folklorees about fairies when you were 1352 01:02:46.960 --> 01:02:47.960 a kid or anything like that. 1353 01:02:48.119 --> 01:02:50.519 Or no, no, that's what I'm saying. 1354 01:02:50.679 --> 01:02:53.679 Is that not an English thing like with the leprecns 1355 01:02:53.719 --> 01:02:54.239 and fades. 1356 01:02:54.400 --> 01:02:56.800 Yes, it also connects to Scotland too, which is. 1357 01:02:56.760 --> 01:02:59.800 What I believe it was like Welsh and supposed toly 1358 01:02:59.880 --> 01:03:03.159 like just that area, but I don't. I'm fairly ignorant 1359 01:03:03.159 --> 01:03:05.800 on the the interconnectivity of all three of those areas, 1360 01:03:05.840 --> 01:03:07.280 you know, like the the British Isles and what have 1361 01:03:07.320 --> 01:03:07.880 you for lack. 1362 01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:09.519 Of You guys have a lot of folklore, and that's 1363 01:03:09.519 --> 01:03:11.519 would be interesting that you're Scottish and don't know about 1364 01:03:11.559 --> 01:03:14.760 half of it, so it would be funny to cover also, 1365 01:03:14.920 --> 01:03:19.960 like more Scottish cryptids, paranormal stuff to do with that. Fairies. 1366 01:03:20.199 --> 01:03:22.440 There's such a big there's so many things about fairies, 1367 01:03:22.519 --> 01:03:25.639 and at your neck of the woods across the pond, 1368 01:03:25.960 --> 01:03:28.000 it's very there's a lot of things to do with fairies. 1369 01:03:28.039 --> 01:03:31.400 We more have like skin walkers and shape shifting indigenous 1370 01:03:31.400 --> 01:03:34.519 creatures and stuff like that. But that's why I love like, 1371 01:03:34.559 --> 01:03:37.960 because you're the history of you know, even like you 1372 01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:40.719 know Scotland, Ireland, you know, England all that, you know, 1373 01:03:41.039 --> 01:03:43.599 that folklore that has stuck around for centuries before and 1374 01:03:43.599 --> 01:03:45.480 then they brought it over here. The same thing to 1375 01:03:45.480 --> 01:03:48.119 do with like obviously Halloween and those like the traditions 1376 01:03:48.119 --> 01:03:49.480 passed on by Pagans. 1377 01:03:49.119 --> 01:03:49.760 And stuff like that. 1378 01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:51.880 It goes pretty deep with a lot of the weird 1379 01:03:51.920 --> 01:03:55.559 folklore shit. Yeah, speaking of deep, we're gonna talk about 1380 01:03:55.559 --> 01:03:56.960 Alister Crowley's butthole for a sec. 1381 01:03:58.239 --> 01:04:01.480 To Crowley's butthole come into me. See unsheathed your wand 1382 01:04:03.519 --> 01:04:08.360 so we does a want have a sheath? So okay, 1383 01:04:08.559 --> 01:04:09.960 here's a fun fact that I learned. 1384 01:04:10.800 --> 01:04:13.000 You know, why vagina's a fucked up word is because 1385 01:04:13.039 --> 01:04:17.320 vagina is actually a sheath for a sword. What that's Yeah, 1386 01:04:17.360 --> 01:04:20.039 so apparently that's that's why it's one of the derogatory 1387 01:04:20.119 --> 01:04:21.199 terms you can use. 1388 01:04:21.119 --> 01:04:23.920 For you know, a bulba and the whole the whole. 1389 01:04:23.719 --> 01:04:26.480 Setup is because it's basically just saying it serves one purpose, 1390 01:04:26.719 --> 01:04:28.199 and that's to have a sword put into it. 1391 01:04:28.239 --> 01:04:31.320 Oh that's fucking funny. What I me and Aaron we're 1392 01:04:31.320 --> 01:04:32.079 talking about ship? 1393 01:04:32.199 --> 01:04:32.519 Uh? 1394 01:04:32.559 --> 01:04:34.400 Do you guy out if you guys do the same slang? 1395 01:04:34.480 --> 01:04:35.920 I don't know if it's different and stuff like that. 1396 01:04:35.960 --> 01:04:38.039 But he was very much strange ones because we did 1397 01:04:38.079 --> 01:04:42.239 an episode to explain where Wan went. And uh, I 1398 01:04:42.239 --> 01:04:45.199 guess in Ireland, wand is almost like a slut like 1399 01:04:45.239 --> 01:04:48.599 that wand over there, Like it's like a girl, like 1400 01:04:48.639 --> 01:04:50.679 a kind of slutty girl or a girl you want 1401 01:04:50.679 --> 01:04:53.719 to get with type of shit. Okay, do you have ever 1402 01:04:53.679 --> 01:04:54.039 heard of that? 1403 01:04:54.760 --> 01:04:55.519 How do you spell it? 1404 01:04:55.880 --> 01:04:59.000 He said? They spell it? What w A n like that? 1405 01:04:59.039 --> 01:04:59.840 Wand over there? 1406 01:05:03.159 --> 01:05:07.079 How the the Irish say having the crack and and 1407 01:05:07.119 --> 01:05:08.840 here it means you have a severe substance to be 1408 01:05:08.920 --> 01:05:10.400 his problem, but out there because you're just having a 1409 01:05:10.400 --> 01:05:10.760 good time. 1410 01:05:12.519 --> 01:05:12.960 I would love that. 1411 01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:17.599 On the names for vaginas heard with this one recently, 1412 01:05:17.639 --> 01:05:21.079 the beaver is actually because way way way back in time, 1413 01:05:21.119 --> 01:05:25.639 when women maybe got hair lice in their nether regions, 1414 01:05:25.679 --> 01:05:27.960 they would have to shave off and then because they 1415 01:05:27.960 --> 01:05:30.360 were cold, they would skin a beaver and where that 1416 01:05:30.639 --> 01:05:32.159 is like you know warm. 1417 01:05:32.599 --> 01:05:35.159 Oh my god, Yeah, I feel like I heard that. 1418 01:05:35.239 --> 01:05:37.079 I want that to be true. That's fantastic. 1419 01:05:37.760 --> 01:05:39.760 I think it's true that there's a guy on being 1420 01:05:39.800 --> 01:05:41.400 who I frequent a lot. It's a it's an op 1421 01:05:41.440 --> 01:05:43.880 for listening to podcast but a lot of live shows. 1422 01:05:43.880 --> 01:05:46.719 And his name is Beaver, and everyone said, why Beaver, 1423 01:05:46.800 --> 01:05:48.639 what'd you like Beaver? And he's like telling us all 1424 01:05:48.639 --> 01:05:51.719 this interesting fought about the beaver and also did you 1425 01:05:51.800 --> 01:05:53.280 know and told that story. 1426 01:05:53.400 --> 01:05:56.400 We use beaver's as chainsaws in Canada, we just hold 1427 01:05:58.119 --> 01:05:59.360 that's what we take down trees. 1428 01:05:59.679 --> 01:06:02.119 And they also ride moose instead of drive in Kara. 1429 01:06:03.679 --> 01:06:06.320 All right, let's talk about fucking the deepest buttthole ever. 1430 01:06:07.679 --> 01:06:08.559 So uh. 1431 01:06:08.760 --> 01:06:11.559 In nineteen thirty three, Crowley was asked to write ah 1432 01:06:12.719 --> 01:06:15.920 an article for Empire News in the UK about Lockedness 1433 01:06:16.039 --> 01:06:17.880 and this comes from Mysterious Universe. 1434 01:06:18.960 --> 01:06:20.159 The article is as follows. 1435 01:06:20.840 --> 01:06:23.719 I have been very intrigued by the recent stories concerning 1436 01:06:23.719 --> 01:06:26.800 the appearance of some baarsome monster about thirty feet long, 1437 01:06:27.039 --> 01:06:29.280 and I want it inside of me with ever with 1438 01:06:29.440 --> 01:06:32.159 eyes reported to be like the headlights of a motor car, 1439 01:06:32.360 --> 01:06:34.719 which is alleged to lurk in the depths of Lockness. 1440 01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:37.719 Interested because at one time, during the pursuit of my 1441 01:06:37.800 --> 01:06:41.239 investigations into magic, I owned the notorious manner of Bullskin 1442 01:06:41.480 --> 01:06:45.679 and Abataf situated on the southeast side of Lochness, halfway 1443 01:06:45.679 --> 01:06:52.199 between I'm gonna butcher this word inverfariakinn yeah, I n 1444 01:06:52.320 --> 01:06:53.480 v e r f A R. 1445 01:06:53.599 --> 01:06:55.960 I g A I G How the fuck would I 1446 01:06:55.960 --> 01:06:56.280 say that? 1447 01:06:57.599 --> 01:07:06.440 Inverfaria, thank you, Inverfarier and Foyer fy r s fo foyer. Yes, 1448 01:07:06.840 --> 01:07:09.719 I say notorious, because long before I purchased the manner, 1449 01:07:09.719 --> 01:07:11.719 it was already the place around which a score of 1450 01:07:11.800 --> 01:07:15.239 legends had been woven, all of them of a mysterious nature. 1451 01:07:15.639 --> 01:07:18.280 Thus the head of old Lord Lovot, who was beheaded 1452 01:07:18.320 --> 01:07:20.880 after the forty five, was believed to roll up and 1453 01:07:20.920 --> 01:07:22.840 down the corridor as a rambling old place. 1454 01:07:23.199 --> 01:07:24.440 There was another legend that a. 1455 01:07:24.480 --> 01:07:27.000 Lunatic had murdered his mother by smashing her brains out 1456 01:07:27.039 --> 01:07:29.719 against the walls, and that she returned at times to 1457 01:07:29.719 --> 01:07:30.599 pick them up again. 1458 01:07:31.119 --> 01:07:32.679 Seas alone have sufficed to. 1459 01:07:32.599 --> 01:07:36.400 Give Bolskin an evil reputation, and my own experiences there 1460 01:07:36.400 --> 01:07:41.000 by no means diminished that evil reputation. Crowley continued to say, 1461 01:07:41.199 --> 01:07:43.679 So you will appreciate my interest in the latest story 1462 01:07:43.719 --> 01:07:47.039 of loch Ness, about which there have been so many speculations. 1463 01:07:47.480 --> 01:07:49.639 I noticed that the monster has been seen by a 1464 01:07:49.719 --> 01:07:53.320 number of reputable people who speak in odd tones. Some 1465 01:07:53.400 --> 01:07:56.400 suggesting that it may be a survival of some prehistoric 1466 01:07:56.480 --> 01:08:01.119 creature released from some fastness in the earth recent blasting 1467 01:08:01.119 --> 01:08:02.639 operations in the district. 1468 01:08:02.840 --> 01:08:04.480 Oh yeah, it might be from hollow Earth bro. 1469 01:08:05.159 --> 01:08:08.119 It could be Others that it is some mysterious monster 1470 01:08:08.159 --> 01:08:09.559 from the deep which has made its way to the 1471 01:08:09.559 --> 01:08:12.400 lock from which you cannot now escape. I know not, 1472 01:08:12.760 --> 01:08:14.760 and I only know that at the time I have known, 1473 01:08:14.840 --> 01:08:17.439 locked ness has always been regarded by those living in 1474 01:08:17.439 --> 01:08:20.359 the vicinity as the luck which never gives up its dead. 1475 01:08:20.960 --> 01:08:23.479 Divers who have gone down as far as two hundred 1476 01:08:23.560 --> 01:08:26.760 feet have told of huge fissures and holes in the 1477 01:08:26.760 --> 01:08:29.960 bottom of the lake, whilst the deepest sounding yielded over 1478 01:08:30.039 --> 01:08:32.960 seven hundred feet as its depths and places. I have 1479 01:08:33.079 --> 01:08:35.760 no knowledge of this monster, but I have knowledge of 1480 01:08:35.760 --> 01:08:39.159 the manner of Bullskin, where many uncanny events happened during 1481 01:08:39.199 --> 01:08:40.239 the time I lived there. 1482 01:08:40.319 --> 01:08:42.760 And it's not just because of the heroin in Mescute. 1483 01:08:44.119 --> 01:08:46.279 It is weird and like, eventually I want to talk 1484 01:08:46.399 --> 01:08:49.560 like back and go back into you know, maybe mysteries 1485 01:08:49.560 --> 01:08:51.680 of the depth and the deep inside, because I think 1486 01:08:51.680 --> 01:08:54.000 about it, well, we want to travel the fucking space. 1487 01:08:54.079 --> 01:08:56.479 We want to fucking you know, we want to go 1488 01:08:56.520 --> 01:08:59.920 to Mars with Elon fucking mask the fucking savior of 1489 01:08:59.920 --> 01:09:02.560 these idiots, and uh, you know, in this we don't 1490 01:09:02.600 --> 01:09:05.239 even explored half the ship in the fucking water. Also, 1491 01:09:05.760 --> 01:09:08.680 not to disparage my tru I don't fucking trust. I'm 1492 01:09:08.720 --> 01:09:11.279 not I'm not one. I do not fucking trust Elon 1493 01:09:11.399 --> 01:09:12.840 Musk as far as I could throw him. 1494 01:09:13.000 --> 01:09:14.760 I don't trust anyone, dude. Why would you? Why would 1495 01:09:14.800 --> 01:09:17.560 you trust somebody that's made that far in society. 1496 01:09:17.560 --> 01:09:21.399 Well, people like that, and it's like people are pointing out, 1497 01:09:21.439 --> 01:09:23.800 like especially fucking religious people, that he might be the 1498 01:09:23.840 --> 01:09:28.119 Antichrist because obviously any Christ comes as like uh uh, 1499 01:09:28.159 --> 01:09:30.359 you know, charming individual, and he wants to put the 1500 01:09:30.399 --> 01:09:32.439 neural link inside your brain, which could be the mark 1501 01:09:32.479 --> 01:09:34.159 of the beast. But now it's just like the whole 1502 01:09:34.159 --> 01:09:37.479 thing about Oh well, he's saying out the Chinese are 1503 01:09:37.520 --> 01:09:39.199 so great because how long they work. 1504 01:09:39.119 --> 01:09:40.319 And it kissed me the off. 1505 01:09:40.319 --> 01:09:43.800 And and also the fact that he's like, how much 1506 01:09:43.840 --> 01:09:45.800 money will it take to like feed the world? They're like, 1507 01:09:45.800 --> 01:09:48.239 oh whatever, ninety billion dollars And then he bought fucking Twitter. 1508 01:09:48.920 --> 01:09:52.840 He's temporarily purchase Twitter. He doesn't actually have it yet. 1509 01:09:53.279 --> 01:09:55.399 They put a hiring freeze on. This is not relevant 1510 01:09:55.399 --> 01:09:57.279 to what we're talking about, but he put a hiring 1511 01:09:57.279 --> 01:09:59.079 for they put a hiring freeze on. I think they 1512 01:10:00.079 --> 01:10:02.119 shit canned a couple of top executives that we're willing. 1513 01:10:01.960 --> 01:10:03.720 To support him. So there's a whole big thing with that. 1514 01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:05.479 But I mean that very well could just be the 1515 01:10:05.479 --> 01:10:07.520 Hollywood theater to distract us from the fact that there 1516 01:10:07.520 --> 01:10:10.000 are food plants burning down and you know, everything else 1517 01:10:10.000 --> 01:10:10.840 that's going on right now. 1518 01:10:11.479 --> 01:10:11.880 Pretty so. 1519 01:10:12.560 --> 01:10:14.600 And then there's the uh, the Elon Musk amber Herd 1520 01:10:14.600 --> 01:10:17.479 connection too, which is fucking you haven't seen that. 1521 01:10:17.520 --> 01:10:18.600 I guess the Musk and Herd. 1522 01:10:18.520 --> 01:10:20.479 Dated and there's a bunch of pictures of him walking 1523 01:10:20.520 --> 01:10:21.640 around covered in bruises. 1524 01:10:23.479 --> 01:10:26.640 She has a fucking psycho. She is fucking full blown reptilian. 1525 01:10:26.680 --> 01:10:26.920 I don't know. 1526 01:10:27.000 --> 01:10:28.560 I'm saying, Oh, she's not that good of an actress, 1527 01:10:28.600 --> 01:10:30.199 so I doubt she's playing anything. But can we talk 1528 01:10:30.239 --> 01:10:32.600 about somebody doing a key bump on the fucking stand 1529 01:10:32.640 --> 01:10:33.560 That was glorious? 1530 01:10:33.720 --> 01:10:36.399 What you didn't see that image. 1531 01:10:36.119 --> 01:10:38.159 Where she like takes the fucking thing up and she's like. 1532 01:10:38.159 --> 01:10:39.960 Blowing her nose and everyone's like it was just not rocket. 1533 01:10:39.960 --> 01:10:42.880 I'm like, look, I know what it looks like when 1534 01:10:42.920 --> 01:10:44.880 someone does cocaine. Do you think that she was doing 1535 01:10:44.960 --> 01:10:47.199 Ya's Oh, I think she was doing a bump. 1536 01:10:47.239 --> 01:10:49.000 It's what it looks like. Yeah, she could get in 1537 01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:51.119 in there. I guess they're not searching her like. 1538 01:10:51.479 --> 01:10:52.000 She just like. 1539 01:10:53.479 --> 01:10:55.520 Cocaine doesn't go off in a fucking metal detector. 1540 01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:57.920 Tom, that is really weird, man. 1541 01:10:58.920 --> 01:11:02.399 You don't even know what kindechnology the the tissue itself 1542 01:11:02.479 --> 01:11:04.439 was made of cocaine. 1543 01:11:04.479 --> 01:11:05.199 You just don't know. 1544 01:11:05.720 --> 01:11:07.239 Well, that was the old way they used to smuggle, 1545 01:11:07.279 --> 01:11:11.199 is they would make cocaine into like a textile and 1546 01:11:11.239 --> 01:11:13.000 they would build shit out of it, and then like 1547 01:11:13.039 --> 01:11:15.600 there you go, like in Cheech. 1548 01:11:15.359 --> 01:11:16.920 And Chong a little bit of water and she's like 1549 01:11:17.399 --> 01:11:19.560 cheat and song the whole fucking Van's Man had of 1550 01:11:19.600 --> 01:11:20.239 fucking wheat. 1551 01:11:22.319 --> 01:11:25.319 They don't really realize that the quality shit. 1552 01:11:26.840 --> 01:11:30.520 So the origins of NeSSI with obviously so many contradicting claims, 1553 01:11:30.560 --> 01:11:33.119 it is doubtful we'll ever know the truth. You know, 1554 01:11:33.199 --> 01:11:36.079 what actually caused the first sightings and these many settings. 1555 01:11:36.159 --> 01:11:39.159 Is it human imagination or NeSSI yourself. However, there are 1556 01:11:39.159 --> 01:11:42.760 many in several theories. What could be you know, the strange? 1557 01:11:43.159 --> 01:11:46.000 What could be these strange things? What is this strange 1558 01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:49.760 monster in Lockness? Obviously we talked about the kelpies. That's 1559 01:11:49.800 --> 01:11:52.640 obviously that's just another paranormal style creature. 1560 01:11:52.760 --> 01:11:53.520 Is it an eel? 1561 01:11:54.000 --> 01:11:56.399 Perhaps you know they're eel because eels are known to 1562 01:11:56.479 --> 01:11:58.560 supposed to be inhabit the Lockedness. That makes sense that 1563 01:11:58.600 --> 01:12:01.479 a giant eel could have been the cause of the 1564 01:12:01.520 --> 01:12:05.119 Lochness monster sightings. Many you know, proposed that it could 1565 01:12:05.119 --> 01:12:07.720 have been this creature that was responsible for leaving wakes 1566 01:12:07.720 --> 01:12:10.439 in the water and confusing tourists. Whoever, there are many 1567 01:12:10.479 --> 01:12:13.000 who doubt this theory. Eels are known to move from 1568 01:12:13.039 --> 01:12:15.359 side to side, similar to the manner and which snakes move. 1569 01:12:15.640 --> 01:12:18.199 This contradicts the many reports that claimed that Locknes's monster 1570 01:12:18.239 --> 01:12:21.479 were spotted moving up and down in the water. Still, 1571 01:12:21.520 --> 01:12:24.640 the distance at which many of the sightings occurred do 1572 01:12:24.800 --> 01:12:27.479 make it possible that NeSSI sightings could be confused with 1573 01:12:27.600 --> 01:12:28.399 a large eel. 1574 01:12:29.239 --> 01:12:31.920 Who knows, if you've heard the swimming elephant theory right 1575 01:12:32.840 --> 01:12:36.760 what it was an elephant? So where's the only only 1576 01:12:36.760 --> 01:12:37.520 find the thing. 1577 01:12:37.359 --> 01:12:40.000 That strong East Indian guys just riding the fucking elephant 1578 01:12:40.039 --> 01:12:40.640 into the water. 1579 01:12:41.520 --> 01:12:44.760 So the Bertram Mills circus theory, this theory implies that NeSSI, 1580 01:12:44.800 --> 01:12:46.560 the Lochness monster, is in fact the trunk of a 1581 01:12:46.600 --> 01:12:49.239 swimming elephant. Theory came to light when it was discovered 1582 01:12:49.239 --> 01:12:51.359 that Bertram Mills, the circus director at the time, was 1583 01:12:51.399 --> 01:12:53.800 bathing his elephants in locknest during his tours. 1584 01:12:53.800 --> 01:12:56.079 I could see it, Yeah, I could see it. 1585 01:12:57.000 --> 01:12:59.439 Then there's the whole sturgeon theory, which isn't like, you know, 1586 01:12:59.439 --> 01:13:01.640 the surgeon theory or anything like that, but the sturgeons 1587 01:13:01.760 --> 01:13:03.720 for a lot of the sightings where people are you know, 1588 01:13:03.760 --> 01:13:05.760 trying to go to c NeSSI and they see a 1589 01:13:05.800 --> 01:13:07.720 lake surgeon, which is, you know, a dinosaur in and 1590 01:13:07.760 --> 01:13:09.960 of itself in the locker. 1591 01:13:09.760 --> 01:13:12.239 And there like there it is, it's moving, and it's like. 1592 01:13:12.159 --> 01:13:14.319 You don't even have a basic understanding of you know, 1593 01:13:14.399 --> 01:13:17.720 natural biology or any sort of fucking fish apparently because 1594 01:13:17.760 --> 01:13:19.119 you're just a gaulking tourist. 1595 01:13:19.600 --> 01:13:20.279 Yeah, that's true. 1596 01:13:20.319 --> 01:13:23.800 So in twenty thirteen, Jeremy Wade of River Monsters TV 1597 01:13:23.840 --> 01:13:27.279 show theorized that the Lochness monster may simply be a 1598 01:13:27.319 --> 01:13:30.680 greenland shark that found its way into fresh water. It's 1599 01:13:30.760 --> 01:13:34.079 possible because they can eventually adapt if they need to, 1600 01:13:34.159 --> 01:13:36.600 but it is rare. This species of shark is known 1601 01:13:36.640 --> 01:13:39.119 to be found in the North Atlantic Ocean, making it 1602 01:13:39.159 --> 01:13:41.800 probable that it could may found its way to Scotland. 1603 01:13:42.039 --> 01:13:44.079 It is known to be dark in color and can 1604 01:13:44.119 --> 01:13:47.279 grow up to twenty feet in length, making it obviously 1605 01:13:47.319 --> 01:13:50.640 a viable candidate for the Lockness Monster sightings. However, it 1606 01:13:50.680 --> 01:13:53.319 has been yet to be reported that this species of 1607 01:13:53.359 --> 01:13:55.680 sark actually made its way into Lockness. 1608 01:13:57.119 --> 01:14:01.319 So you've heard the theory that it's an alien as well, right, 1609 01:14:01.359 --> 01:14:03.119 because of the UFO sightings around. 1610 01:14:03.359 --> 01:14:05.199 That's what I was gonna say. There's also which I 1611 01:14:05.239 --> 01:14:07.439 was gonna mention, UFO sightings. That's what I'm saying. We 1612 01:14:07.439 --> 01:14:09.880 could eventually dive back into Lockness, and there is many 1613 01:14:10.000 --> 01:14:12.319 UFO sightings around Lockness. That's what it'd be kind of 1614 01:14:12.359 --> 01:14:13.880 cool if they some I don't know if there is, 1615 01:14:13.920 --> 01:14:16.079 but if there's like a camping ground where you could 1616 01:14:16.079 --> 01:14:19.159 go camp near Lockness and then you know, bring out 1617 01:14:19.199 --> 01:14:21.760 your phone or like try to seeving it footage just chill, 1618 01:14:22.479 --> 01:14:24.119 you know, smoke up and look at the sky and 1619 01:14:24.159 --> 01:14:28.359 see if you're seeing the UFOs. Maybe do some mushrooms 1620 01:14:28.359 --> 01:14:30.000 and then you might just actually see an alien. 1621 01:14:33.319 --> 01:14:35.399 There are way to make conta. 1622 01:14:34.960 --> 01:14:37.239 The existence of a different monster. Let's just get this quick. 1623 01:14:37.279 --> 01:14:40.119 Just obviously, those who theorize the Locknest Monster could be 1624 01:14:40.159 --> 01:14:43.159 the name of another Scottish monster, the Kelpie the water 1625 01:14:43.239 --> 01:14:46.319 horse a monster has a similar mo to NeSSI, making 1626 01:14:46.359 --> 01:14:49.399 some wonder at the Lockedest monster could be developed based 1627 01:14:49.479 --> 01:14:52.520 on you know, the telling of old legends. Studies of 1628 01:14:52.560 --> 01:14:54.960 the Kelpie lore indicate that Lockness is one of the 1629 01:14:54.960 --> 01:14:58.840 most common locks mentioned in the horror tales. So it's 1630 01:14:59.079 --> 01:15:01.640 it's no proof of this, but and also or is 1631 01:15:01.640 --> 01:15:03.800 it a dinosaur? There are many that realize that the 1632 01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:09.039 Luckness monster descriptions matched that of uh Plothosaurus as we said, 1633 01:15:09.279 --> 01:15:13.319 almost perfectly. This is the great excitement over the speculation 1634 01:15:13.560 --> 01:15:16.199 that maybe a dinosaur species has survived his way into 1635 01:15:16.239 --> 01:15:20.840 modern times, which is a possibility it could have happened. 1636 01:15:21.439 --> 01:15:24.039 Who knows, right we it's you know, we have connections 1637 01:15:24.039 --> 01:15:26.439 to like how we still have fucking you know, you know, 1638 01:15:26.920 --> 01:15:29.880 like the lizard creatures that we have that still exist obviously, 1639 01:15:30.039 --> 01:15:35.159 like the goddamn fucking bearded dragon and the big oat, 1640 01:15:35.279 --> 01:15:35.760 the big one. 1641 01:15:35.800 --> 01:15:38.840 What's the big one? Give me a Komodo dragon dragon? Yeah, 1642 01:15:39.079 --> 01:15:41.359 the beard of dragons and those adorable little spiky buckers. 1643 01:15:41.359 --> 01:15:44.000 I know. I Uh. Billy's buddy Alex had one and 1644 01:15:44.319 --> 01:15:46.800 his name was uh, what was his fucking name? Is 1645 01:15:46.840 --> 01:15:49.800 the stupidest name? Uh Dunks. I think it was like 1646 01:15:49.880 --> 01:15:51.399 Dunks or something like that. And I'm like, why did 1647 01:15:51.439 --> 01:15:54.479 you name your fucking uh Alex. That's been on actually 1648 01:15:54.520 --> 01:15:56.920 a bunch of episodes of the podcast, and that's why 1649 01:15:56.960 --> 01:15:59.000 we were able to say some stuff. But I'm not 1650 01:15:59.039 --> 01:16:03.079 gonna say that because it's black. But uh. He also 1651 01:16:03.159 --> 01:16:07.520 named his dog Gaspacho, which is a fucking soup. 1652 01:16:08.720 --> 01:16:09.399 It's cold soup. 1653 01:16:09.600 --> 01:16:11.760 Yeah, he named his dog after a cold soup. I 1654 01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:13.560 was like, why the He's like, holl him spots and 1655 01:16:13.760 --> 01:16:15.560 he's like, you know why. I was like, why did 1656 01:16:15.560 --> 01:16:17.680 you name your fucking dog after a cold soup? But 1657 01:16:17.720 --> 01:16:19.800 he's like I don't know. I'm like, man, you're fucking weird. 1658 01:16:20.399 --> 01:16:21.239 The cereal soup. 1659 01:16:21.640 --> 01:16:24.359 Yeah, So what do we think? Do you guys believe 1660 01:16:24.359 --> 01:16:27.560 locked us exist? You know, obviously if you the the 1661 01:16:27.600 --> 01:16:30.000 host heads out there, let us know wheneverything like that, 1662 01:16:30.079 --> 01:16:32.239 like this will be on Ian show too, so like 1663 01:16:32.279 --> 01:16:34.880 you know, you know, if if you're like, you know what, 1664 01:16:35.479 --> 01:16:37.680 email any of us you know, or you know, shout out, 1665 01:16:37.680 --> 01:16:40.640 like you know, go on the instagrams and we'll shout 1666 01:16:40.640 --> 01:16:43.319 there out later. Yeah, t sweet whatever. Like you know, 1667 01:16:43.479 --> 01:16:45.840 we're on Twitter too. I hate Twitter, so Anton runs it. 1668 01:16:46.439 --> 01:16:48.239 So yeah, just let let's know what you think. But 1669 01:16:49.119 --> 01:16:50.960 I would like to believe it's real. This is one 1670 01:16:50.960 --> 01:16:53.359 of the big cryptids. I think. I think it's possible. 1671 01:16:53.399 --> 01:16:56.680 I'll say, I don't know, like you know, maybe forty 1672 01:16:56.720 --> 01:17:00.359 five percent. I believe that it could. It could exist. 1673 01:17:01.199 --> 01:17:03.640 What do you think it would be if it does exist. 1674 01:17:04.760 --> 01:17:09.079 I think that it could be maybe something from hollow Earth. 1675 01:17:09.119 --> 01:17:11.479 Like I do believe that there is We don't really 1676 01:17:11.600 --> 01:17:14.079 explore explore the depths of the ocean. It could be 1677 01:17:14.079 --> 01:17:16.840 something that deeps deeper than the ocean somehow got into 1678 01:17:16.920 --> 01:17:19.960 luckness possibility, right, Who knows if it's from hollow Earth, 1679 01:17:19.960 --> 01:17:21.760 because I do, I do believe it. I don't believe 1680 01:17:21.760 --> 01:17:23.920 in fucking flat Earth, but I do believe the Earth 1681 01:17:24.119 --> 01:17:26.039 could be hollow with the sun in the center is 1682 01:17:26.039 --> 01:17:28.720 a possibility, and the earth actually revolves around a sun 1683 01:17:29.199 --> 01:17:32.239 that's inside of the earth. But also there's a possibility 1684 01:17:32.239 --> 01:17:35.640 that there is just deep cavern systems inside the earth 1685 01:17:35.920 --> 01:17:39.119 that certain creatures live that we've never seen. And you know, 1686 01:17:39.159 --> 01:17:40.840 there's the theory that that's what the grays are. There's 1687 01:17:40.840 --> 01:17:42.640 a lot of different theories about that. But like, there 1688 01:17:42.680 --> 01:17:45.000 could be cavern systems within the earth, which there is, 1689 01:17:45.079 --> 01:17:47.399 that's where children always go missing, So who knows how 1690 01:17:47.439 --> 01:17:50.920 deep they really go, and you know how many different 1691 01:17:50.960 --> 01:17:53.760 creatures that we may not even know exist live inside them. 1692 01:17:53.840 --> 01:17:56.560 So maybe a or an old dinosaur, I don't fucking know. 1693 01:17:57.199 --> 01:18:00.159 I think that's that's probably pretty close to its entirely 1694 01:18:00.199 --> 01:18:03.239 possible that this thing was just so left over from whatever, 1695 01:18:03.720 --> 01:18:07.039 you know, prehistoric era. Very well, it's like, why isn't 1696 01:18:07.079 --> 01:18:08.239 there a body? It's like, well, it's probably in a 1697 01:18:08.319 --> 01:18:10.800 dangered species. They're very well, maybe just be caverns under there, 1698 01:18:10.920 --> 01:18:13.199 and like many animals, it probably went and swam into 1699 01:18:13.239 --> 01:18:14.720 that cavern when it knew it was close to the 1700 01:18:14.760 --> 01:18:16.640 end of its life and just died there. 1701 01:18:16.680 --> 01:18:17.760 So it's not going to surface. 1702 01:18:17.800 --> 01:18:20.079 It's not going to come out, and unless you actually 1703 01:18:20.119 --> 01:18:22.000 go down and find those caverns, you're never going to 1704 01:18:22.079 --> 01:18:22.600 find the bones. 1705 01:18:22.800 --> 01:18:24.640 That's true, all right, what do you think? 1706 01:18:24.760 --> 01:18:28.600 I'm quite a pessimist on this stuff, so sorry to 1707 01:18:28.640 --> 01:18:32.319 do in anyone's you know, But like I think, like 1708 01:18:32.439 --> 01:18:36.680 with the Bigfoot and Lochness and aliens, to some degree, 1709 01:18:38.239 --> 01:18:40.560 I think they would have shown themselves by now. Like 1710 01:18:40.760 --> 01:18:44.680 lockness is probably not the cleverest of being, so wouldn't 1711 01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:46.520 it just be like wandering out of the water all 1712 01:18:46.560 --> 01:18:48.119 the time and be seen by now? You know? 1713 01:18:48.359 --> 01:18:50.760 That's the way I think. And I know it's not 1714 01:18:50.880 --> 01:18:51.680 proof at all. 1715 01:18:51.760 --> 01:18:54.479 It's subjective, and aliens haven't shown up because we haven't 1716 01:18:54.520 --> 01:18:57.279 raised our consciousness high enough because they think that we're 1717 01:18:57.319 --> 01:18:59.920 just there's all the different theories, right, and aliens maybe 1718 01:19:00.199 --> 01:19:02.600 show up, or like Bigfoot is an interventional creature and 1719 01:19:02.600 --> 01:19:05.079 it's smarter than we understand, and that he kind of 1720 01:19:05.159 --> 01:19:07.680 like goes in and out of fucking reality. At times, 1721 01:19:08.399 --> 01:19:11.159 I tend to believe that there's creatures encryptids out there 1722 01:19:11.319 --> 01:19:14.600 that could exist on different dimensional levels and somehow, you know, 1723 01:19:14.720 --> 01:19:16.079 like the whole thing of when you're listening to a 1724 01:19:16.159 --> 01:19:18.399 radio station. This is explained by David I. Like how 1725 01:19:18.399 --> 01:19:20.760 the reptilians exist and why we see them shape shift 1726 01:19:20.800 --> 01:19:22.880 on camera is because it's like listening to a radio 1727 01:19:22.880 --> 01:19:25.760 station and they're just outside of the fringes of our reality. 1728 01:19:25.920 --> 01:19:27.520 So then when you're like tuning into rays station and 1729 01:19:27.560 --> 01:19:29.640 you kind of hear that static of another radio station 1730 01:19:29.760 --> 01:19:31.720 come in, it's kind of like that where someone gets 1731 01:19:31.800 --> 01:19:34.640 mucked up in their technology or what they're using, or 1732 01:19:34.680 --> 01:19:36.600 just the reality in general, and then they start to 1733 01:19:36.760 --> 01:19:40.279 you start to see little figments of what they actually are, 1734 01:19:40.279 --> 01:19:42.800 these people in power. Who knows, right, But like there's 1735 01:19:42.840 --> 01:19:45.119 the idea right that we're either the aliens don't give 1736 01:19:45.119 --> 01:19:46.840 a fuck about us at all, and that we're not 1737 01:19:46.920 --> 01:19:49.000 worth any of their time. We're like a TV show 1738 01:19:49.000 --> 01:19:51.760 where they just watch and observe us because we're technically 1739 01:19:51.800 --> 01:19:53.760 a new race compared to all these other races of 1740 01:19:53.800 --> 01:19:56.520 aliens that are out there, because technically we'd be aliens 1741 01:19:56.560 --> 01:19:58.760 to them. Or like there's all the theories that we 1742 01:19:58.800 --> 01:20:02.199 haven't raised our consciousness high enough forwards it's too barbaric 1743 01:20:02.600 --> 01:20:04.640 at this point, or to divide and conquer. We don't 1744 01:20:04.680 --> 01:20:07.399 understand that we're all connected and that we're all sharing 1745 01:20:07.439 --> 01:20:10.920 the same kind of mind that want unified consciousness. So 1746 01:20:11.119 --> 01:20:12.800 that's what I tend to believe, is that they just 1747 01:20:13.159 --> 01:20:15.720 were not at the level where they can introduce themselves 1748 01:20:15.800 --> 01:20:18.199 because all hell will break loose. There are people that 1749 01:20:18.319 --> 01:20:21.640 their minds will literally break, especially religious people. So is 1750 01:20:21.640 --> 01:20:22.159 that aspect. 1751 01:20:22.520 --> 01:20:23.439 I do like that stuff. 1752 01:20:23.479 --> 01:20:26.560 I've heard quite a bit about like frequencies and other 1753 01:20:26.600 --> 01:20:29.560 dimensional kind of stuff, and I'm I'm you know, I'm 1754 01:20:29.600 --> 01:20:31.359 not saying on board with it, by I'm open to 1755 01:20:31.479 --> 01:20:34.960 I think it's it's a plausible exist Well. 1756 01:20:35.039 --> 01:20:37.239 John John Keel wrote the Eighth Tower, they guy that 1757 01:20:37.279 --> 01:20:40.399 wrote the Malpman prophecies. Yeah, and the Eighth Tower is 1758 01:20:40.479 --> 01:20:43.520 it introduces that idea that they're not actually extraterrestrial, but 1759 01:20:43.520 --> 01:20:46.359 they're extra dimensional. Yes, that's why I think different, a 1760 01:20:46.399 --> 01:20:49.079 different spectrum that we just can't perceive as humans. 1761 01:20:49.159 --> 01:20:51.239 That's why they're not traveling in light years. They're traveling 1762 01:20:51.279 --> 01:20:53.279 through dimensions like portals too. 1763 01:20:53.399 --> 01:20:57.319 Essentially just traveling through terrorism and time or dimensional riffs 1764 01:20:57.399 --> 01:20:57.880 or what have you. 1765 01:20:58.039 --> 01:21:01.560 Yeah, well, supposedly a weird one here, getting you get 1766 01:21:01.560 --> 01:21:03.039 into what you're getting too, and the I'm gonna talk 1767 01:21:03.039 --> 01:21:03.720 about a portal. 1768 01:21:03.840 --> 01:21:05.279 Very I was just going to say that there was 1769 01:21:05.279 --> 01:21:07.560 a quote from one of the documentaries I watched this 1770 01:21:07.600 --> 01:21:10.840 week on NeSSI, and it was just a random comment 1771 01:21:10.840 --> 01:21:12.439 from the sky, but I wrote it down. I think 1772 01:21:12.680 --> 01:21:14.720 it kind of sums up how I feel about it. 1773 01:21:14.760 --> 01:21:17.479 Is we would all like to find a real life dragon, 1774 01:21:17.840 --> 01:21:20.159 and as long as there are people looking at things 1775 01:21:20.239 --> 01:21:23.560 they don't understand, that dragon will live. So it's like 1776 01:21:23.680 --> 01:21:26.359 your your your love. We would love the idea of 1777 01:21:26.399 --> 01:21:28.439 a dragon living in the water there. And as long 1778 01:21:28.479 --> 01:21:31.279 as you are talking about and putting it on the 1779 01:21:31.680 --> 01:21:33.680 biscuit tends that we buy in our shops, you know, 1780 01:21:33.880 --> 01:21:34.520 it lives on. 1781 01:21:34.760 --> 01:21:37.520 So the idea of NeSSI, I'm not on board. 1782 01:21:37.960 --> 01:21:40.760 I don't believe in it, but I think that I 1783 01:21:40.760 --> 01:21:42.520 think tourism as well, that you mentioned. 1784 01:21:42.279 --> 01:21:44.840 Earlier in the show, it brings in. I've got it 1785 01:21:44.880 --> 01:21:45.279 down here. 1786 01:21:45.279 --> 01:21:48.279 It's like a million people travel to m Berness every 1787 01:21:48.319 --> 01:21:52.079 year for NeSSI, and I trust me, guys, I've got 1788 01:21:52.119 --> 01:21:56.199 no love to go there other than MESSI, like you, 1789 01:21:56.239 --> 01:21:58.520 nobody would go there. It's it's it's a nice town, 1790 01:21:58.680 --> 01:22:01.159 nice city, whatever, but it's not something you would go like. 1791 01:22:01.199 --> 01:22:04.279 There's Glasgow, there's Edinburgh. There's much better places, and it's 1792 01:22:04.359 --> 01:22:06.399 kind of out of the way. It's up in the Highlands. 1793 01:22:07.760 --> 01:22:09.880 To me, I think it's it's a toctic that they've 1794 01:22:09.960 --> 01:22:10.880 used through. 1795 01:22:11.119 --> 01:22:11.800 You know, you like it? 1796 01:22:11.920 --> 01:22:17.640 Do you like the movie Highlander? I've never seen it, 1797 01:22:20.920 --> 01:22:23.439 but the thing is too like, Uh, if you ever 1798 01:22:23.520 --> 01:22:25.840 go there, send us pictures and stuff like that. Obviously 1799 01:22:25.880 --> 01:22:27.479 I would like to see, ye, I send us pictures 1800 01:22:27.479 --> 01:22:28.960 of the old structures and all this stuff like that 1801 01:22:29.199 --> 01:22:30.960 or whatever whatever's there. I would I would love to 1802 01:22:30.960 --> 01:22:32.760 see pictures of it because, like I said, I would 1803 01:22:32.760 --> 01:22:34.520 love the travel there. I was talking to Eric about 1804 01:22:34.520 --> 01:22:36.640 that there if I could ever fucking get out, like 1805 01:22:36.640 --> 01:22:38.800 if I ever had the money or the means, because uh, 1806 01:22:38.840 --> 01:22:41.479 you know, traveling is very expensive. I know, I knew 1807 01:22:41.520 --> 01:22:43.279 this girl I worked at at the restaurant where she 1808 01:22:43.479 --> 01:22:46.439 literally work in the restaurants for a bit, save up money, travel, 1809 01:22:46.680 --> 01:22:49.199 come back, save up money travel. I'm like, you're not 1810 01:22:49.199 --> 01:22:51.079 saving anything. You gonna live, I'm gonna buy a house. 1811 01:22:51.079 --> 01:22:53.239 Like there's all that ideas of that. But to get 1812 01:22:53.239 --> 01:22:56.000 into right the whole like reptilian thing, which is kind 1813 01:22:56.000 --> 01:22:58.760 of connected through dinosaur symbolism of the night fighting the 1814 01:22:58.800 --> 01:23:01.840 dinosaur I mean, I didn't mean the dragons is a 1815 01:23:01.840 --> 01:23:04.399 symbolism of the Reptilians and them trying to conqueress. Right, 1816 01:23:04.439 --> 01:23:07.600 there's supposedly there was portals all over the Earth back 1817 01:23:07.640 --> 01:23:09.800 in the day, essentially around the Earth where you could 1818 01:23:09.800 --> 01:23:12.000 just travel in and out, and we are more extra 1819 01:23:12.039 --> 01:23:15.680 I guess, interdimensional beings supposed to even humans because supposed 1820 01:23:15.680 --> 01:23:17.680 we were from Lyra. There's all the fucking shit like that, 1821 01:23:17.760 --> 01:23:21.039 So we're going back A ye, yeah, stargates too, like 1822 01:23:21.079 --> 01:23:23.479 that's a yeah, like exactly, they're supposed to be surround Earth. 1823 01:23:23.680 --> 01:23:26.359 And then when the Reptilians come came into mind Gold 1824 01:23:26.399 --> 01:23:28.520 and to uses us slaves, they shut out down all 1825 01:23:28.560 --> 01:23:32.000 those portals and now they're essentially guarding over them, so 1826 01:23:32.239 --> 01:23:34.359 we can't really leave in that house. As tie in 1827 01:23:34.600 --> 01:23:37.359 with the web around the earth that when you reincarnate, 1828 01:23:37.439 --> 01:23:39.600 reincarnation as slavery, because you're just going back in the 1829 01:23:39.600 --> 01:23:42.800 same body or well, the same style of fucking as 1830 01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:44.880 a human, back and forth, back and forth, and here's 1831 01:23:44.880 --> 01:23:46.960 going in and out because then they can just easily 1832 01:23:47.000 --> 01:23:49.880 control us and we're an infinite source of energy for 1833 01:23:49.920 --> 01:23:51.159 them fucking. 1834 01:23:50.840 --> 01:23:54.199 Weird thet right that's called. 1835 01:23:54.319 --> 01:23:57.279 Yeah, that's it, and that's why this is leading into 1836 01:23:57.560 --> 01:24:01.560 where we decided to recover Reptilia. And that one's gonna 1837 01:24:01.560 --> 01:24:03.119 be a lot of fun because we're gonna have Anton 1838 01:24:03.199 --> 01:24:04.720 and Billy and all, like, all three of us are 1839 01:24:04.760 --> 01:24:06.880 gonna be on doing that one. And I'm obviously the 1840 01:24:06.880 --> 01:24:09.159 one of the more believer in Anton and Billy more skeptical, 1841 01:24:09.239 --> 01:24:11.319 and Billy is gonna chirt me a lot because he's 1842 01:24:11.319 --> 01:24:14.199 heard me speak about the Reptilians since he was about 1843 01:24:14.239 --> 01:24:16.159 sixteen and I was about probably nineteen. 1844 01:24:16.680 --> 01:24:17.359 It is pretty bad. 1845 01:24:17.399 --> 01:24:19.039 I do sometimes feel like when it's the three of 1846 01:24:19.119 --> 01:24:20.800 us billion, I gang up on you and just call 1847 01:24:20.840 --> 01:24:21.319 you stupid. 1848 01:24:21.399 --> 01:24:24.640 Yeah, that's happened. We stay it out of love. Of course, 1849 01:24:24.760 --> 01:24:26.439 we're just like, Bro, you read one article. 1850 01:24:26.479 --> 01:24:29.439 Come on, I saw them, bro, shadow people exist and 1851 01:24:29.520 --> 01:24:31.319 that I believe that was a Repetilian trying to fuck. 1852 01:24:31.159 --> 01:24:33.239 You people are not Reptilian shadow people as a whole. 1853 01:24:33.279 --> 01:24:36.319 Not in my opinion. I believe that they're the shadow 1854 01:24:36.319 --> 01:24:39.119 people are just the fringes of what we see, like 1855 01:24:39.279 --> 01:24:42.600 they're just they're masquerading and they hide and their shadows 1856 01:24:42.640 --> 01:24:45.520 because they're in lower dimensional frequencies and they were trying 1857 01:24:45.520 --> 01:24:47.680 to suck my soul out. 1858 01:24:49.880 --> 01:24:52.600 And that that's not what Tom wants them to suck. 1859 01:24:52.720 --> 01:24:54.960 No, like I said on the one one episodes, Ghost 1860 01:24:55.000 --> 01:24:56.600 try to rape me when I was a kid. So 1861 01:24:58.319 --> 01:25:01.239 let's uh so everyone's showed your stuff obviously, w w 1862 01:25:01.359 --> 01:25:03.960 ash strangew podcast dot com. Subscribe to the Patreon. 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I'm wearing 1872 01:25:25.720 --> 01:25:28.720 our stay Strange not asleep, which I think it's too late, 1873 01:25:28.760 --> 01:25:30.399 but I was gonna do a vaccine edition of it, 1874 01:25:30.439 --> 01:25:32.880 but I don't want to alienate anybody in our audience, So. 1875 01:25:34.159 --> 01:25:39.159 Now now you don't want to, Okay, yeah, so. 1876 01:25:39.159 --> 01:25:41.520 Strange berd t TV. Also we're on Twitch right now. 1877 01:25:41.520 --> 01:25:43.840 We usually stream to Twitch just for fun so people 1878 01:25:43.840 --> 01:25:45.680 can catch the episodes. We've had a couple of people 1879 01:25:45.720 --> 01:25:48.520 coming in and out, So what's up everybody, and uh yeah, Anton, 1880 01:25:48.560 --> 01:25:50.279 shout out your ship and then Ian we'll top it 1881 01:25:50.319 --> 01:25:52.239 off with you mentioning everything you need to get out, 1882 01:25:52.279 --> 01:25:55.079 all your stuff, plug your ship because we'll have the 1883 01:25:55.399 --> 01:25:57.079 the host heads come over to your end of the 1884 01:25:57.079 --> 01:25:57.960 Neck of the Woods. 1885 01:25:58.479 --> 01:26:00.680 Get ahold of us on Twitter at Real Strange Crew, 1886 01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:04.000 follow me on Instagram at HP Shovecraft, Twitch. 1887 01:26:03.760 --> 01:26:06.119 Invader Dagget Underscore ttv uh. 1888 01:26:06.439 --> 01:26:08.600 Go on and check out Reverend Kaijuice House of Trash 1889 01:26:08.600 --> 01:26:10.439 that'll be out by the time this episode. 1890 01:26:10.079 --> 01:26:13.039 Airsiting the Bunch my solo show. 1891 01:26:13.079 --> 01:26:15.039 Yeah, Tom and I Wan and I did an episode 1892 01:26:15.079 --> 01:26:17.119 on the Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. 1893 01:26:17.439 --> 01:26:19.800 Tom and I did an episode on street Trash. It's 1894 01:26:19.840 --> 01:26:20.960 a movie. 1895 01:26:21.000 --> 01:26:24.840 Sometimes TV, sometimes always weird. Sometimes just random internet ship 1896 01:26:24.880 --> 01:26:26.920 like we're gonna do the the Great Emu War of 1897 01:26:26.960 --> 01:26:30.199 Australia soon with with Steve and my buddy Justin because 1898 01:26:30.199 --> 01:26:31.640 I turned them both onto that rabbit hole. 1899 01:26:31.680 --> 01:26:32.640 And if you guys don't. 1900 01:26:32.520 --> 01:26:34.960 Know what that is, please do yourself a favor and 1901 01:26:35.000 --> 01:26:37.119 go check out the war that Australia lost against the 1902 01:26:37.119 --> 01:26:41.319 emuch It. 1903 01:26:42.399 --> 01:26:45.960 But I'm you everywhere you want to listen to podcasts, 1904 01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:50.359 I'm pretty much on and got Twitter, on Instagram's the 1905 01:26:50.399 --> 01:26:51.560 two main social media's. 1906 01:26:51.640 --> 01:26:55.399 It's underscore, M underscore you, underscore pod. 1907 01:26:55.680 --> 01:26:58.239 Spell that for people, because you know in Canada you 1908 01:26:58.640 --> 01:27:01.279 is y oh you right, We would say it's. 1909 01:27:01.199 --> 01:27:04.119 Just like the sheep spelling e w E the end 1910 01:27:04.239 --> 01:27:07.720 b A A hyphen r a M hyphen e w E. 1911 01:27:09.000 --> 01:27:12.680 And my video versions are always up on YouTube and 1912 01:27:12.720 --> 01:27:16.079 Bitch You. But although YouTube bond a few episodes, so 1913 01:27:17.479 --> 01:27:19.520 go to Bitch You. I always promote Bitch You more 1914 01:27:19.520 --> 01:27:22.119 because I've never had any problems with them there. 1915 01:27:22.199 --> 01:27:23.640 Yeah, I want to. I'm trying to, like, I don't 1916 01:27:23.640 --> 01:27:25.319 know if we need to get on Bitch You. It 1917 01:27:25.439 --> 01:27:28.359 just sucks. I lost the video version of our Freedom 1918 01:27:28.359 --> 01:27:31.199 Convo webisode was taken down from YouTube for medical misinformation. 1919 01:27:31.399 --> 01:27:33.359 Same with the freestyle I did and this is say 1920 01:27:33.359 --> 01:27:34.880 that I was like, try, like, I'm starting to do 1921 01:27:35.000 --> 01:27:37.560 the reels the shorts on YouTube because it does get 1922 01:27:37.560 --> 01:27:40.000 gain attraction. So I turned into it my YouTube channel 1923 01:27:40.159 --> 01:27:43.800 and it's a freestyle to the real Slim Shady and Uh, 1924 01:27:43.880 --> 01:27:46.720 the line is you want to get on only fans 1925 01:27:46.800 --> 01:27:48.640 or your ass cheek shaking these mass sheep taking these 1926 01:27:48.680 --> 01:27:50.800 vaccine patients to be in a hospital a bunch of cripples. 1927 01:27:50.800 --> 01:27:52.479 So I got taken out for medical misinformation. And when 1928 01:27:52.600 --> 01:27:54.039 it's funny, I laugh because I was like, when it 1929 01:27:54.039 --> 01:27:56.439 comes to music, like even Tom McDonald, can you know, 1930 01:27:56.800 --> 01:28:00.760 point out things in you know, the community, even you know, 1931 01:28:00.880 --> 01:28:03.479 talking about men being women all that shit, that's okay, 1932 01:28:03.560 --> 01:28:06.279 or neck we're talking about murdering people is okay. But 1933 01:28:06.359 --> 01:28:07.960 as soon as you mentioned the shot, you get it 1934 01:28:07.960 --> 01:28:10.560 taken out. It is kind of ridiculous. That's why I'm 1935 01:28:10.560 --> 01:28:12.000 not mentioning too much because I don't want this taken 1936 01:28:12.039 --> 01:28:15.319 down on YouTube, but yeah, it is. It's getting the 1937 01:28:15.319 --> 01:28:17.520 censers getting shoots stupid. That's why I was wanting, should 1938 01:28:17.520 --> 01:28:19.439 we go on bit shoot? But there's not a lot 1939 01:28:19.439 --> 01:28:21.079 of people don't even know what the fuck is unless 1940 01:28:21.079 --> 01:28:24.000 you're looking for stuff about COVID and stuff like that. 1941 01:28:24.000 --> 01:28:25.960 A lot of people go towards that. But for podcasting 1942 01:28:26.000 --> 01:28:28.000 and something like you know, we're we're gonna get rock 1943 01:28:28.039 --> 01:28:30.279 Finn started. It's a development, you know what I mean? 1944 01:28:30.399 --> 01:28:34.600 Like that one seems to have a lot of I 1945 01:28:34.640 --> 01:28:36.239 gotta fill it all that. I gotta fill it all 1946 01:28:36.279 --> 01:28:37.840 the ship. I gotta do all that. I gotta fill 1947 01:28:37.880 --> 01:28:39.680 out everything, because he's like, yeah, you're not done yet. 1948 01:28:39.720 --> 01:28:41.439 You have to do all this stuff. It seems like 1949 01:28:41.479 --> 01:28:44.399 a process where you know, you know, one even now 1950 01:28:44.479 --> 01:28:47.279 is started a fucking a telegram. It's like, I don't 1951 01:28:47.279 --> 01:28:49.399 know where the fuck he has time to do all 1952 01:28:49.399 --> 01:28:51.079 this shit, you know. I mean, I like to interact 1953 01:28:51.079 --> 01:28:53.600 with all the fans as much as possible, but one 1954 01:28:53.880 --> 01:28:56.119 is fucking stretching yourself thin. I don't know how he 1955 01:28:56.159 --> 01:28:56.880 does it. 1956 01:28:56.920 --> 01:28:59.800 One works from home, he has the extra time, that's true. 1957 01:29:00.039 --> 01:29:05.159 Wish telegrams on my leg telegram. 1958 01:29:05.680 --> 01:29:08.399 Yeah, for conversations. Yeah, it's just hard, like you know, 1959 01:29:08.439 --> 01:29:10.119 and we're trying to like we're trying to eventually do 1960 01:29:10.119 --> 01:29:12.720 our own discord. Like it's so many fucking things that 1961 01:29:12.840 --> 01:29:15.079 like eventually stretches us thin. So I started, I try 1962 01:29:15.119 --> 01:29:17.560 to keep to a realm where the fans like only 1963 01:29:17.600 --> 01:29:19.520 have a couple places they need to go. They don't 1964 01:29:19.520 --> 01:29:21.399 need to go to a million different fucking things. And 1965 01:29:21.399 --> 01:29:24.359 then it just gets all mucky and muddled. But you know, 1966 01:29:24.439 --> 01:29:27.439 we love everybody out there, you know, go check out 1967 01:29:27.680 --> 01:29:30.119 you know uh Ian show. We're gonna be doing a 1968 01:29:30.119 --> 01:29:33.279 lot more collaboration, especially on certain topics. You know, probably 1969 01:29:33.279 --> 01:29:35.000 do with Scotland obviously it makes sense. That's why I 1970 01:29:35.039 --> 01:29:36.600 do with wand like, oh, let's stick to Florida, but 1971 01:29:36.760 --> 01:29:38.920 we'll talk about some Canadian stuff too and get you 1972 01:29:38.960 --> 01:29:41.319 in the realm of what Canada is all about in 1973 01:29:41.359 --> 01:29:43.920 the States. And there's a lot of stuff in the 1974 01:29:43.960 --> 01:29:46.680 works for Strange brew actually, and you know, and I 1975 01:29:46.720 --> 01:29:48.479 know you're just growing your show, so all the fans 1976 01:29:48.520 --> 01:29:51.039 are listening on your end of you know, like you know, 1977 01:29:51.119 --> 01:29:52.880 it's gonna be exciting because I'll probably if you want 1978 01:29:52.920 --> 01:29:54.239 me to come on your show and meet you want 1979 01:29:54.239 --> 01:29:56.359 me and Anton to come on talk about Crowley like 1980 01:29:56.479 --> 01:29:58.840 we're one hundred percent down, We could definitely do that. 1981 01:29:58.880 --> 01:30:00.479 All three of us can get into a really big 1982 01:30:00.479 --> 01:30:03.640 Crowley conversation. Anton's really versed on that stuff too. 1983 01:30:03.800 --> 01:30:06.680 I was obsessed with Crowley when I was a teenager. 1984 01:30:06.920 --> 01:30:10.119 I blame Aussie for it, but I have I have 1985 01:30:10.239 --> 01:30:11.680 the fofth Tarot deck. 1986 01:30:11.720 --> 01:30:13.720 I have literally, I mean, like right next to me 1987 01:30:13.840 --> 01:30:17.560 right now is the fucking the Book of Foth. 1988 01:30:18.000 --> 01:30:18.399 Yeah, so. 1989 01:30:19.920 --> 01:30:21.119 I also have a book of the Law and a 1990 01:30:21.159 --> 01:30:23.479 bunch of other shit in my library. I'm not I don't, 1991 01:30:23.640 --> 01:30:26.479 you know, believe in Crowley's ideas necessarily because I'm not 1992 01:30:26.520 --> 01:30:27.159 into Satanism. 1993 01:30:27.239 --> 01:30:28.520 I think it's just too selfish. 1994 01:30:28.840 --> 01:30:30.960 Yeah it was when I was, when I was but 1995 01:30:31.079 --> 01:30:33.800 a lad, but you know I've since grown up a bit. 1996 01:30:33.960 --> 01:30:37.640 Well, I like, I have a bunch I just I 1997 01:30:37.680 --> 01:30:40.439 showed ante I got that huge book. It's like every 1998 01:30:40.479 --> 01:30:42.960 of all Crowley's work and I've yet to get into 1999 01:30:42.960 --> 01:30:44.760 it because I'm reading nineteen eighty four right now. But 2000 01:30:44.880 --> 01:30:47.039 it's so thick that I'm like, where do I start? 2001 01:30:47.279 --> 01:30:50.000 Like white, I want you to know, reading of white 2002 01:30:50.000 --> 01:30:51.159 staines for the fucking Patriot. 2003 01:30:51.239 --> 01:30:53.479 We'll do That'll do white stains for the Patreon. We'll 2004 01:30:53.520 --> 01:30:55.119 start doing stuff like that. That would be fun for 2005 01:30:55.119 --> 01:30:57.079 the Patriot. Actually, a good idea is to do certain 2006 01:30:57.119 --> 01:30:59.800 readings from Crowley's book. But this thing is thick, like 2007 01:31:00.079 --> 01:31:02.560 it's maybe I'll start with just reading white Stains for 2008 01:31:03.000 --> 01:31:06.239 the thing, but it's this book is fucking massive, so 2009 01:31:06.319 --> 01:31:07.960 it's going to take me a while to really get 2010 01:31:08.000 --> 01:31:10.279 through all of it. And you know eventually we might 2011 01:31:10.359 --> 01:31:14.520 revisit Crowley, who knows especially about certain aspects of his character. 2012 01:31:14.600 --> 01:31:16.640 And it definitely relates to a lot of stuff in 2013 01:31:16.680 --> 01:31:19.439 spirituality or the spiritual movement. Have a lot of stuff 2014 01:31:19.479 --> 01:31:21.760 in the works and it's exciting, and I know you're 2015 01:31:21.800 --> 01:31:24.680 just getting your show really pumping up and going, so 2016 01:31:24.960 --> 01:31:26.720 let us know if you need us on for certain 2017 01:31:26.760 --> 01:31:27.520 episodes and stuff. 2018 01:31:27.640 --> 01:31:30.199 Definitely I can. I also push the other show on 2019 01:31:30.399 --> 01:31:34.520 because yeah, they'll kill me for that. I started a 2020 01:31:34.560 --> 01:31:38.720 show about February time with a woman from California. She's 2021 01:31:38.760 --> 01:31:41.680 a Democrat, she's black, I'm white, I'm from Scotland. I'm 2022 01:31:41.720 --> 01:31:44.800 more conservative leanings who were completely opposet but we get 2023 01:31:44.840 --> 01:31:48.439 on really well. So we started the show using meiling up, 2024 01:31:48.479 --> 01:31:51.399 which is like stream Yards or Zoom where we invite 2025 01:31:51.399 --> 01:31:51.960 guests on. 2026 01:31:52.279 --> 01:31:54.079 We're going to have you guys on there if you wish. 2027 01:31:54.279 --> 01:31:55.760 Yeah, I told you I want to jump on there 2028 01:31:55.760 --> 01:31:56.920 and talk some politics. 2029 01:31:57.000 --> 01:31:57.880 I do. 2030 01:31:58.039 --> 01:32:00.800 I'll bring the queer argument to the tube game if 2031 01:32:00.800 --> 01:32:01.119 you want. 2032 01:32:01.239 --> 01:32:06.000 Yeah. So far we've done like immigration, gun control, freedom 2033 01:32:06.000 --> 01:32:07.079 of speech, and we're kind of. 2034 01:32:07.439 --> 01:32:08.520 What we're going to do abortion. 2035 01:32:08.640 --> 01:32:11.199 We're going to do like all the really hot topics 2036 01:32:11.479 --> 01:32:14.159 and get people on from both sides. So those are 2037 01:32:14.359 --> 01:32:16.960 live on a Saturday night UK time, eight o'clock. So 2038 01:32:17.000 --> 01:32:19.039 I don't know what that is for you guys. 2039 01:32:19.039 --> 01:32:21.399 Five hour differences or something like that. Five hours. 2040 01:32:21.479 --> 01:32:24.439 We're Eastern standards, same time zone because we're about forty 2041 01:32:24.439 --> 01:32:25.399 five minutes away from each other. 2042 01:32:25.800 --> 01:32:29.159 Yeah, So that show is called Friendly Differences Podcasts. And 2043 01:32:29.199 --> 01:32:34.880 again same Facebook, YouTube, bitchoot and audio version, same as 2044 01:32:34.840 --> 01:32:35.960 the same as where you can find me. 2045 01:32:36.039 --> 01:32:36.920 Yeah go check it out. 2046 01:32:37.399 --> 01:32:38.880 Are you on are you on Spotify as well? 2047 01:32:38.960 --> 01:32:39.920 Or yeah? 2048 01:32:40.079 --> 01:32:42.680 Yeah, So we publish our shows well and borrow you 2049 01:32:42.880 --> 01:32:46.039 for is to anchor Anchor dot fm, and they published 2050 01:32:46.079 --> 01:32:49.279 it to about five or six places like Spotify's one. 2051 01:32:49.399 --> 01:32:51.000 Cast Box is one, there's a few. 2052 01:32:51.279 --> 01:32:52.520 Yeah, cast Box is good. 2053 01:32:52.520 --> 01:32:55.119 Friendly Differences podcast yeah yeah, hell yeah. 2054 01:32:55.159 --> 01:32:55.920 I just gave it a follow. 2055 01:32:56.079 --> 01:32:57.880 Yeah, so we're going to be we're gonna be jumping 2056 01:32:57.920 --> 01:33:00.159 on there for politics shit too, because you know, I 2057 01:33:00.880 --> 01:33:03.560 you know, certain fans like it and certain fans don't 2058 01:33:03.600 --> 01:33:06.960 like it. I've Billy told me one of a longtime 2059 01:33:07.000 --> 01:33:10.840 listener doesn't like how much I mentioned Trudeau and it's 2060 01:33:10.880 --> 01:33:12.600 just like, well he's fucking my life up. So it 2061 01:33:12.640 --> 01:33:13.439 just gets brought up. 2062 01:33:14.079 --> 01:33:16.279 As the late great Mitch Hepberg said, you can't please 2063 01:33:16.319 --> 01:33:18.479 all the people all the time, and last night all 2064 01:33:18.520 --> 01:33:19.960 those people were at my show. 2065 01:33:20.520 --> 01:33:21.159 That's true. 2066 01:33:21.479 --> 01:33:23.960 Actually I had this written down, is all forgot to say. 2067 01:33:24.000 --> 01:33:25.960 But this is kind of stuff I like to do 2068 01:33:26.000 --> 01:33:28.239 because I'm leaning right. I like to poke fun at 2069 01:33:28.239 --> 01:33:31.239 the cognitive dissonance or the leftist this bullshit. This happened, 2070 01:33:31.640 --> 01:33:35.840 and there was actually a news show Looked American where 2071 01:33:35.840 --> 01:33:38.640 they were talking about that. There was a seventeen page 2072 01:33:38.760 --> 01:33:42.560 article written up and handed to the UK schools to 2073 01:33:42.720 --> 01:33:46.600 not teach Nassy, to not teach the Lackiness monster to kids, 2074 01:33:46.920 --> 01:33:51.760 because it taught kids that Scotland was very indigenous. 2075 01:33:52.000 --> 01:33:57.600 So it's like, yeah, yeah, it's insane. 2076 01:33:58.119 --> 01:34:01.399 It's crazy. The ship, the way the world's going, it's 2077 01:34:01.399 --> 01:34:03.840 fucked up. It's such a crazy world we're living. That's 2078 01:34:03.880 --> 01:34:06.159 why I enjoy doing the show so much, because you 2079 01:34:06.199 --> 01:34:08.760 know what, like this will and even if you know, 2080 01:34:08.800 --> 01:34:11.560 if I die tomorrow, this will be up everywhere, right 2081 01:34:11.600 --> 01:34:14.520 like it's it's now in the internet in the ethos, right, 2082 01:34:14.560 --> 01:34:15.840 is that the That's what I'm thinking of It like 2083 01:34:15.840 --> 01:34:18.840 it's in the global consciousness, so to speak, because that's 2084 01:34:18.880 --> 01:34:20.479 what the Internet really is and stuff like that, and 2085 01:34:20.479 --> 01:34:22.680 it's like, it really will never die, even if the 2086 01:34:22.680 --> 01:34:25.279 Internet gets a race somehow, it's somewhere in the anals 2087 01:34:25.319 --> 01:34:25.880 of history. 2088 01:34:26.359 --> 01:34:28.000 Oh no, bro, even when you die, we're just going 2089 01:34:28.079 --> 01:34:29.880 to continue making the show. But we're gonna just clip 2090 01:34:29.920 --> 01:34:32.720 together like random bits and we're gonna make you completely 2091 01:34:32.760 --> 01:34:33.439 reverse all of. 2092 01:34:33.439 --> 01:34:36.439 Your stances on everything. You're gonna become super pro vaccine. 2093 01:34:36.479 --> 01:34:39.720 You're gonna like praise Trudeau every five minutes. You're like, 2094 01:34:39.720 --> 01:34:41.960 you know what, He's the best fucking leader we've ever had. 2095 01:34:43.159 --> 01:34:48.119 Hopefully he's dead by then. Ah, so uh yeah, shut everything. Yeah, 2096 01:34:48.119 --> 01:34:49.920 you know where to find us everything. Yeah, support us. 2097 01:34:49.960 --> 01:34:52.199 The best way is the best way. So yeah, So 2098 01:34:52.319 --> 01:34:54.600 there's a lot of stuff coming. I think me and 2099 01:34:54.640 --> 01:34:58.000 Anton will probably very soon starts streaming some Evil Dead. 2100 01:34:58.119 --> 01:34:59.880 It is a lot of fun. It is hard, but 2101 01:35:00.319 --> 01:35:02.600 that game just came out and it's fun. Man. I've 2102 01:35:02.600 --> 01:35:04.000 already had a little fun with that ship. 2103 01:35:04.520 --> 01:35:07.439 So yeah, and it was an absolute blast with some 2104 01:35:07.520 --> 01:35:08.279 of you guys. 2105 01:35:08.560 --> 01:35:10.479 We'll definitely reconnect. There'll be a lot of things in 2106 01:35:10.520 --> 01:35:13.880 the work so we appreciate you guys, and uh, you know, stay. 2107 01:35:13.600 --> 01:35:19.359 Strange, stay weird, fuckers, keep watching the sky and your TVs. 2108 01:35:20.239 --> 01:35:20.920 Shoot the DV. 2109 01:35:24.479 --> 01:35:28.000 I'd take a shot. I say my thoughts the way 2110 01:35:28.039 --> 01:35:31.800 it's got. I should stay a lot in the padded room. 2111 01:35:32.039 --> 01:35:34.840 My day is the last in the afternoon on my 2112 01:35:35.000 --> 01:35:38.319 stays and my thoughts with that too, I lay in. 2113 01:35:38.479 --> 01:35:39.720 Rad It's sad too. 2114 01:35:40.600 --> 01:35:43.079 I've been the cass to attract. 2115 01:35:42.640 --> 01:35:47.479 You at the name of God because I'm him truck 2116 01:35:47.520 --> 01:35:51.000 on fine chance, time a time again, I'm blind advice 2117 01:35:51.119 --> 01:35:54.840 and one again. When the end is near, friends, tennis 2118 01:35:54.920 --> 01:35:58.880 deer can run in there and listen, not fucking test 2119 01:35:58.960 --> 01:35:59.439 the deer. 2120 01:35:59.680 --> 01:36:03.399 So a bit enough pleasurely you wicked strutch your efforts there, 2121 01:36:04.119 --> 01:36:05.640 but it is not enough. 2122 01:36:05.880 --> 01:36:06.600 This is tough. 2123 01:36:06.680 --> 01:36:10.640 Fucknida to my mind that you got once you get 2124 01:36:10.680 --> 01:36:13.680 sometimes U I hate what I thought. 2125 01:36:14.119 --> 01:36:17.319 My mind spucks. We stay lost. 2126 01:36:17.560 --> 01:36:20.640 There's no sight of us. We played God just like 2127 01:36:20.800 --> 01:36:24.279 they're high and nuts hate their love. They just want 2128 01:36:24.279 --> 01:36:29.399 to silence enough violence and test grew up tyrants start 2129 01:36:29.520 --> 01:36:33.279 to shed their snake skin and fuck the royal family. 2130 01:36:33.520 --> 01:36:37.920 I fucking hate them. There's no certainty when the children 2131 01:36:38.079 --> 01:36:41.800 being taken and placed in no place that is in 2132 01:36:42.159 --> 01:36:46.640 the safety stap still with wapist, they say, is got 2133 01:36:46.840 --> 01:36:50.399 not a hand You didn't pay attention. I know about 2134 01:36:50.439 --> 01:36:54.199 the plan we rolls things to inventions and the wealth 2135 01:36:54.319 --> 01:36:55.079 of hologram. 2136 01:36:55.520 --> 01:36:59.279 It's all about the dollar man, is what they say. 2137 01:37:00.079 --> 01:37:04.079 And then they're destructive ways. They decide how much you're 2138 01:37:04.159 --> 01:37:07.840 pay and start to play. I don't give up fucking 2139 01:37:07.960 --> 01:37:10.920 what you say. I wish I could kill you, but 2140 01:37:11.159 --> 01:37:15.000 your guts displayed to everyone sees what you're like. 2141 01:37:15.159 --> 01:37:16.319 On the other side. 2142 01:37:16.800 --> 01:37:19.119 Better blave by drinking, gain by. 2143 01:37:19.560 --> 01:37:23.159 I'm heavenly. I think God been a love a thousand times. 2144 01:37:23.640 --> 01:37:27.199 We live and die, and so on and so forth. 2145 01:37:27.600 --> 01:37:31.239 You being shot and run aft the closed doors, do 2146 01:37:31.439 --> 01:37:37.479 the knowledge and stry to know more, and strive to 2147 01:37:37.600 --> 01:37:38.159 know more,