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Speaker 1: we'll begin.
Speaker 2: Why was there, like, Okay, you were just looking up
Speaker 2: some lyrics, Travis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so Jack and Diane, Jack and Diane, because it
Speaker 3: just came up and uh song's very dirty.
Speaker 2: Explain a little bit.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a song about Jack and Diane, two American
Speaker 3: kids growing up in the Heartland. Jackie's going to be
Speaker 3: a football star. Diane's debute backseat of Jackie's car, which, Scott,
Speaker 3: what's that word mean that we didn't know?
Speaker 4: She is a young woman between sixteen and twenty one
Speaker 4: aka college aged yep, being introduced to adulthood.
Speaker 3: And adulthood would be football star jack really And then
Speaker 3: they go sucking on a chili dog outside the tasty freeze.
Speaker 3: Wonder what he means by that. Diane's sitting on Jackie's lap,
Speaker 3: He's got his hand between her knees. Now, this is
Speaker 3: where it's fucked up a little bit. Jackie says, Hey, Diane,
Speaker 3: let's run off behind a shady tree, dribble off those
Speaker 3: Bobby Brooks. Let me do what I please. John Mellencamp
Speaker 3: thinks he's slick getting that by means of a bit.
Speaker 4: And everybody goes, oh, that's a great song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's a classic song. But a little hidden
Speaker 3: meaning there with Jackie kind of forcing himself.
Speaker 4: Let me coersion, coercion, what's that mean?
Speaker 3: You don't know?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't go to college.
Speaker 4: I did, but you don't know what being coursed is.
Speaker 4: Cours coursed talked into Jackie big football star, well gonna be.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: He's kind of like Tim Tebow once he left college football.
Speaker 3: And my gosh, Diane's just starstruck. She's sucking on Jackie's
Speaker 3: chili dogs. He's got his hand between her knees. They're
Speaker 3: running off behind a tree. You can't do that nowadays.
Speaker 3: You'll get public nudity.
Speaker 4: Lady Roller.
Speaker 2: Wronger, hold on that can No, that's sixteen as long
Speaker 2: as you can.
Speaker 3: I do love when songworks are.
Speaker 2: Hidden meeting.
Speaker 3: You know they sound like a feel good song. You
Speaker 3: just played the air guitar that gives me.
Speaker 4: Nothing, Uncle Cracker, follow me. That's about coming off a high.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like stuff like that.
Speaker 4: I love isn't ring a fire about gon rhea, Jesus,
Speaker 4: I feel.
Speaker 3: Let me get on a phone to Heaven and ask
Speaker 3: mister cash.
Speaker 2: Uh really wow?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but uncle Cracker, that's I think it was. Heroin
Speaker 4: is what he's talking about with that.
Speaker 3: Jesus like kicks easy one Kickstart my Heart by Motley
Speaker 3: Crew about uh Nikky six getting what is it? Uh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, after a coke overdose?
Speaker 3: Heroin?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how I thought of that.
Speaker 3: As you brought up Heroin.
Speaker 4: Did you watch the movie The Dirt.
Speaker 3: It's one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 4: Amazing.
Speaker 3: I listened to the audio book this summer. Actually it's
Speaker 3: a long audio book, but it goes way more into detail.
Speaker 4: That's a yeah. It's a great movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Matt any input.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to get twelve of our socials right now.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of post away.
Speaker 5: So you guys keep talks amount yourselves over there Delaware, Delaware?
Speaker 4: That is your go to during your distracted Do.
Speaker 2: You know what it's for them from?
Speaker 4: No, I have no idea Wayne's world.
Speaker 2: You get, oh, you get? You should fucking know better
Speaker 2: that before me time. Brother, I know I'm not talking
Speaker 2: about you can talk about him. He's the same age
Speaker 2: as I am.
Speaker 4: He's asking for the paddle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my goodness. Now we got weapons. Just what
Speaker 3: this show needed.
Speaker 4: I told him. He wants to drill some holes in it, though,
Speaker 4: so it's less winds.
Speaker 3: I mean, no, did either of you two survive a
Speaker 3: paddle in school?
Speaker 2: They were.
Speaker 4: Only thirty nine? Sorry, well, well it would be more
Speaker 4: likely out in South Dakota because they're about thirty years behind.
Speaker 2: Him or not.
Speaker 3: It's actually fair.
Speaker 4: I know my dad said he did a few times.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, I have a Book of Matthew Book of
Speaker 2: Matthew story. I need to get Brooksy to make me
Speaker 2: a liner for uh for.
Speaker 4: The Book of Matthew Book of Matthew. And You're not
Speaker 4: that important.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not that important. The whole town knows this.
Speaker 2: We had a teacher.
Speaker 5: Her name is missus Guthrie and name dropping. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: lives out in South Dakota. Now lives out sorry Clark County.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 5: She she used to say like she has ironically now
Speaker 5: think about it now as I'm gonna say it out loud.
Speaker 5: She has whips and chains in her closet. We were
Speaker 5: second grade.
Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, so there's anyway hold on?
Speaker 3: Like the Rihanna song, chains and whips excite me kind
Speaker 3: of deal? Yep, huh.
Speaker 2: At the time, I didn't know teachers.
Speaker 4: Do you know Dane Denel that lives in He was
Speaker 4: a city PD.
Speaker 2: Officer for a name sounds super familiar.
Speaker 4: She's actually from Rapids and graduated with me. We had
Speaker 4: our tenth grade English teacher flat out set in class
Speaker 4: that she wants to kill him aggressive.
Speaker 3: She might be fired today, right baby, allegedly allegedly it's
Speaker 3: all hears say.
Speaker 4: I heard it.
Speaker 2: That's good enough.
Speaker 5: Justin on a Facebook page said thirty nine, you guys
Speaker 5: are just the fiddlings, freelings, fledging, fledging.
Speaker 3: I don't fletchlings flings.
Speaker 4: Sure that fledglings there you go.
Speaker 2: Still have a your whole lives ahead of you.
Speaker 4: We're still pretty wet behind the ears.
Speaker 2: That's what they say. She was her show.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's fucking coold.
Speaker 3: What do you mean you're wet behind the ears.
Speaker 4: Means you're still in extreme Well I figured that's what
Speaker 4: it meant. Stop with his business smarts, talks like a pro.
Speaker 6: Matt and Dustin joined him just for the fun, and
Speaker 6: Lord Dustin SIPs his Beerscot's god his notes.
Speaker 3: They share fat jokes, talk like they own.
Speaker 6: Spots, remig He's got it sown in the sports talk show,
Speaker 6: Scott's the Captain.
Speaker 3: Matt and Dustin.
Speaker 6: They know Bruce might be missing, but they still make
Speaker 6: it fun, fat jokes and drinks.
Speaker 3: They keep it light and run sell me pro.
Speaker 6: Sports talking Beamichie min So the Talk life, Dick's fat jokes,
Speaker 6: It's all in the motion. Scott leads the way with
Speaker 6: his business degrees, dust and drinks, and last they make
Speaker 6: it all agreed. Matt's not the smartest budd He's got
Speaker 6: his part.
Speaker 7: Scott and Dustin, they kicked the conversation shot beer, belly
Speaker 7: and Brainstein makes it all up.
Speaker 4: Send me pro a sports talk.
Speaker 3: It's never too tough.
Speaker 6: Dustin's got his drink, Scott's, Scott his script, Matt Scott
Speaker 6: his jokes.
Speaker 7: They never get stuck. They talk Mike prayers though they're
Speaker 7: not fat jokes. And Beard, they've got it all Bo Scott,
Speaker 7: Scott and know how Matt got the jokes.
Speaker 6: Dustin's got the drink, the achieve it hot and cozy.
Speaker 6: Remigie's got it sown in this sports talk show, talk
Speaker 6: like ticks, fat jokes.
Speaker 2: It's all in the flow.
Speaker 3: Seventy fill of sports talk.
Speaker 2: In Dmiti, Minnesota.
Speaker 6: Fog like ditch, fat jokes, it's all in the motion.
Speaker 6: Scott Lee's away with the business degrees, Dustin June and
Speaker 6: last they make it all greed.
Speaker 2: Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: We are if this is beer really sports coming here
Speaker 5: from the Runway Lounge here just located in Mary, Minnesota,
Speaker 5: otherwise own it's just south of Bummitgee. It's a beautiful
Speaker 5: suburb of bummigee. My name's Matt Jeffried to my immediate left.
Speaker 2: We're gonna is brown on brown look today. I like it.
Speaker 2: What casual look? Business looks?
Speaker 3: Brown shoes?
Speaker 4: Why are you yelling?
Speaker 2: I don't min yelling. I'm sorry, I don't want to
Speaker 2: yell at you. Good, I'm sorry. It turns out down
Speaker 2: then anyways, that's Scott Wilson. Hi, buddy, Hi. And then
Speaker 2: to the very far end, who am not allowed cow
Speaker 2: buddy anymore? He yelled at me all the time.
Speaker 3: Buddy me, we're gonna throw hands.
Speaker 2: Oh you didn't throw hands yether night.
Speaker 4: Here you go.
Speaker 2: It is travel crew. Hi, Bud, that's the buddy.
Speaker 3: That's hey, dog.
Speaker 2: Is that better good show for us today?
Speaker 5: No, Bruce, no Dustin, And we have a we have
Speaker 5: a good show. Not gonna be a lot of topics.
Speaker 5: I think it's more just kind of run right through
Speaker 5: because the weather is cold, and more of that in
Speaker 5: a moment.
Speaker 3: Actually, that's the last thing in the six pack five five.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, because we're already to have a five pack today
Speaker 5: because the fourth of the sixth one froze over.
Speaker 2: So that's why we're.
Speaker 4: Six one frozen my cup holders morning.
Speaker 5: Thanks Daniel, Yeah, thanks Dan, job, said Brown on Brown
Speaker 5: going going full mister hanky.
Speaker 3: I don't know why you took a dig at your outfit.
Speaker 2: I always do somewhere or another. He takes me all the.
Speaker 4: Time after him on Sunday.
Speaker 3: Oh, I appreciate that he didn't come at your haircut.
Speaker 3: I bet he probably didn't tell you it looks weird
Speaker 3: or bad or anything.
Speaker 2: Best of all, my hair is always on point.
Speaker 4: I'll keep it nice and on the show.
Speaker 3: There we go, there we go, and you come attack
Speaker 3: the way he dresses.
Speaker 2: Today, he looks good like always. I'm saying, Scottolin looks good.
Speaker 3: Shoes inside is crazy in this weather though you're tracking
Speaker 3: water in Matt's gonna have mold.
Speaker 4: He's wearing his shoes too. That's why I did no respect.
Speaker 2: My feet hurt.
Speaker 4: That's why I wear my shoes that Matt needs to vacuum. Hardcore.
Speaker 4: So there's dog hair all the fun.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's everywhere, no matter what I do.
Speaker 5: Backup on Tuesday, because not one but two dogs had
Speaker 5: to throw up because we had to.
Speaker 4: Go shot backed vomitable. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Speaker 2: I'm not I didn't have any more paper towels.
Speaker 3: He didn't run on a paper towel. He goes, Oh,
Speaker 3: I guess I gotta get the shot back up now.
Speaker 4: Did you remember to take the filter off?
Speaker 2: Oh no, he did not.
Speaker 3: That was the fun part. I thought of that too,
Speaker 3: but he just went out its. I was like, you
Speaker 3: know what, we're just gonna throw up.
Speaker 4: I will. That's innovative. I've never heard of anybody using
Speaker 4: a fucking shot back to vacuum up.
Speaker 2: Leave it to my take on it.
Speaker 3: It was right on this rug. I wanted to say
Speaker 3: that I didn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't. I was on the corner of it. Matt.
Speaker 4: Matt did force gump. I'm not, but what throw is?
Speaker 5: Justin said Matt. Matt's a diva. He's always on point.
Speaker 5: Those sleeves don't fall off his shirt on his own,
Speaker 5: on their own, on their own, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's late whatever.
Speaker 4: How do you get out of that?
Speaker 2: Fucking no? What's even happening? Halftime? Anyways?
Speaker 3: You have like a fourth grade reading level.
Speaker 4: I swear that's a strong assessment there.
Speaker 2: Fourth grade reading level? Show title number two.
Speaker 3: Oh Matthew, Joe, I can't wait for misconnections.
Speaker 5: I've read them already, so I at least had a
Speaker 5: little bit of a jump on them. Yeah, forbatim, fucking idiots.
Speaker 4: You bring it on yourself.
Speaker 2: I'm shocked, weird.
Speaker 3: Let's crack this first.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get this whole fucking thing going.
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Speaker 5: All right, so the first one is the MLB Hall
Speaker 5: of Fame in two thousand and six?
Speaker 2: Did I read it? Write? Did I see three people?
Speaker 4: Two thousand and six?
Speaker 2: Yees?
Speaker 4: Twenty years late?
Speaker 5: Two hundred wow, twenty twenty six? So did I read
Speaker 5: that right? That I see actually three people? I thought
Speaker 5: there was just two.
Speaker 2: I thought there at.
Speaker 3: Three, one notable one not even on there.
Speaker 4: Well, and somebody actually fell off of the nomination list
Speaker 4: this year too.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm referring to.
Speaker 2: Who's that many that sucks?
Speaker 4: He garnered his highest percentage this year, which was like
Speaker 4: thirty eight and a half percent, but you need seventy
Speaker 4: five to stay on the ballot.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So you know, I don't like the Hall of
Speaker 3: Fame anyway, because Barry Bonds is the best baseball player
Speaker 3: to ever exist. He's not in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 3: That's where they lose all credibility.
Speaker 4: Here's here's my take. Take it or leave it if
Speaker 4: you want my opinion.
Speaker 3: But no, give me your two cents.
Speaker 4: The steroid era saved baseball. Yes, after the ninety four
Speaker 4: strike that summer of ninety eight, with the year I
Speaker 4: was born. Imagine that McGuire and Sosa going after the
Speaker 4: home run record from Roger Morris.
Speaker 3: You know where Roger Morris is from?
Speaker 4: Fargo? Oh he played in Fargo. But wasn't he born
Speaker 4: on the Range?
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, It all comes back to the range.
Speaker 4: But so anyways, that era into the early two thousands,
Speaker 4: MLB knew full well that guys were juicy. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: they just sat idly by and let it happen because
Speaker 4: they were getting ratings and money just coming in hand
Speaker 4: over fist. Fans loved the long ball, who doesn't.
Speaker 2: And chicks.
Speaker 4: So it's that era saved baseball and it wasn't just
Speaker 4: batters doing it, it was pictures doing it too. So
Speaker 4: it's you still have to have the hand, eye coordination,
Speaker 4: the skill.
Speaker 3: And that was always the misconception back in the day,
Speaker 3: was like, if you take steroids, it just makes you
Speaker 3: a better baseball player, or like better at your sport. No,
Speaker 3: you still have to be good like that. You just
Speaker 3: don't get hurt because your body recovers so much faster.
Speaker 4: Right, and bringing up Barry Bonds, he would have been
Speaker 4: in the Hall of Fame even pre but you know it,
Speaker 4: he decided he wanted to be a home run hitter and.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean worked out great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I look at look at him.
Speaker 2: Good for him.
Speaker 3: I'm actually Roger Marris himming Minnesota. By the way, imagine
Speaker 3: that one second best best athlete to ever come out
Speaker 3: of there. Like I said, second best first, everyone else
Speaker 3: is tied.
Speaker 4: He's standing right next to us.
Speaker 2: I know he is. I don't wait for say it.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say that. Oh well, I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: is Roger Morrison never let the state of Minnesota and
Speaker 3: touchdown passes for five weeks?
Speaker 4: Did they do a parade? Down Howard Street for.
Speaker 3: You, No one, the statue. The statue should be going
Speaker 3: off here in about uh ten to seventy five years.
Speaker 4: Goddamn, he's the fourth most famous person from hibbing.
Speaker 3: Bob doing from hiving, Nobel Peace Prize winner.
Speaker 4: That's one of the three. I was getting it in
Speaker 4: year fourth.
Speaker 3: What about the Mickletti brothers. One of them's on you
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 4: I suppose I was putting you behind Bob.
Speaker 3: That's crazier put me behind Bob.
Speaker 4: Would you rather be behind Matt?
Speaker 3: Oh? Hello, good point. You know what, Bob Dylan's not
Speaker 3: a bad bad guy to be runner up to.
Speaker 4: I mean, like you said, the man won a Nobel
Speaker 4: Peace Prize.
Speaker 3: Good for him, but he doesn't claim hibbing though no
Speaker 3: claims du luth.
Speaker 4: I was born in Duluth. Yeah, but you grew up
Speaker 4: in Hibbing.
Speaker 3: Yes, I could show you exactly where.
Speaker 4: I know where his house was at. Yeah, I've been
Speaker 4: by it, I mean too.
Speaker 2: Right on Bob Dylan Drive Humble Prags over here.
Speaker 4: I don't think it was that name. Bob Dylan Drive
Speaker 4: back in the night.
Speaker 3: No, that's literally not even a road. They just put
Speaker 3: up a street sign right on that corner.
Speaker 4: Hey, my claim to fame from my hometown his birthplace
Speaker 4: to Judy Garland.
Speaker 3: I've been there. Someone stole that ruby slipper to the
Speaker 3: son of a bitch. Did they ever get that back
Speaker 3: or no?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they did four or five years ago they finally
Speaker 4: found Yeah.
Speaker 3: I thought I saw that.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: So I mean they're.
Speaker 4: Landing what that place used to employ like eleven hundred people. Inday,
Speaker 4: it's at like two fifty. Yeah, not much a lot
Speaker 4: of just like the mines. Isn't hip tack like a
Speaker 4: quarter employed too?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Not good, not good, but himing hockey is fantastic
Speaker 3: this year they're.
Speaker 4: Doing good anyway. They beat Hermantown. They beat Hermantown, so
Speaker 4: that was awesome. Hermantown all right, and will be hall fame.
Speaker 4: It's Beltran and Andrew Jones.
Speaker 2: Good choices.
Speaker 4: I was a little surprised that there was only two inductees.
Speaker 2: Though, yeah, I was like three, three or four.
Speaker 4: Granted when we when we talked about the list when
Speaker 4: it was first put out, I was like, there wasn't
Speaker 4: a whole lot on it though, of like new potentials.
Speaker 4: Did Torri get snubbed?
Speaker 3: No, I don't. I don't think he got snubbed. I
Speaker 3: don't know that he'll get in well, so I truly
Speaker 3: don't like.
Speaker 4: Dustin brought it up and he shared a stat comparing
Speaker 4: Tory to Andrew.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've never like deep dove his career stats or
Speaker 3: anything like that. I know he was my favorite twin
Speaker 3: growing up.
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Speaker 4: all unfit. Anyways, back to the Hall of Fame. So
Speaker 4: here's Dustin's comparison. Andrew Jones versus Tory. Hunter had a
Speaker 4: sixty two zero point seven versus a fifty wins above replacement. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Tory played more games, had more played appearances, had five
Speaker 4: hundred more hits. Jones had eighty more home runs. Tory
Speaker 4: had more RBIs, stolen bases, his batting average was twenty
Speaker 4: points higher, and then Jones had a higher on base
Speaker 4: percentage slugging percentage ops.
Speaker 3: See. I think war is a lot to do with this, now,
Speaker 3: which I don't love. I don't love that statistic. I
Speaker 3: get it, but it also depends who the hell is
Speaker 3: your replacement?
Speaker 4: Well, and so two neither one ever won a championship. Yeah,
Speaker 4: both were five time All Stars. Jones was a ten
Speaker 4: time Gold lover to Tory's nine, but Tory won one
Speaker 4: more Silver Slugger.
Speaker 3: Did he either win MVP?
Speaker 4: No, not that I So my argument was too Tory
Speaker 4: for the majority of his career. Minnesota, Detroit, Right, Angels
Speaker 4: and Angels, but the Angels would only really be the
Speaker 4: large market team Otherwise Detroit and Minnesota are more small
Speaker 4: to mid market.
Speaker 3: Especially Detroit back then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, so it was playing with the visibility and
Speaker 4: the national spotlight on him. Yeah, I think back to
Speaker 4: the mid nineties early two thousands. The Braves had that
Speaker 4: TBS contract, so they're getting nationally televised. Sure, every game.
Speaker 3: The Twins were on Fox Sports North.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I can see the argument. I mean, Dustin
Speaker 4: told us that Jones has the second lowest batting average
Speaker 4: of a Hall of Fame inductee.
Speaker 3: See, And that's that's where it gets dicey, because it
Speaker 3: at some point in time it is like, who did
Speaker 3: fans really love more? They? You can't tell me that
Speaker 3: doesn't take effect on who gets in and who doesn't.
Speaker 4: But if you think about it too, twenty years ago,
Speaker 4: a two fifty four batting average was horseshit terrible.
Speaker 3: It was actually terrible unless you were hitting literally sixty
Speaker 3: home runs.
Speaker 4: Right, And nowadays a two fifty four batting average is good.
Speaker 4: Yeah you got you got guys that are barely scraping
Speaker 4: over two hundred and yeah getting a regular playing time.
Speaker 3: One one snub I think is probably.
Speaker 4: Felix King Felix, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like I kind of understood it last year.
Speaker 4: I guess what about like Kemp the the list wasn't
Speaker 4: the greatest there was.
Speaker 3: It was his first year on the ballot, right though,
Speaker 3: But can't be serious.
Speaker 4: Edwin and CANARSI I think was on there.
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, Shin su Chew Right, that's a name, that's
Speaker 3: a name.
Speaker 4: I there wasn't any like real like like shattering players
Speaker 4: like I'm.
Speaker 3: Sorry, like Daniel Murphy no good player, yes, hall of Famer. No,
Speaker 3: Howie Kendre, same thing, uh, Nick Markakis kind of hunter pants?
Speaker 3: Maybe you know, not really.
Speaker 4: How many of how many of these guys are Some
Speaker 4: of them get in just because they played so long,
Speaker 4: so their stats, right, that's just like Craig Big.
Speaker 3: Ryan brons on there. I don't think he'll get in.
Speaker 4: Well he's tied to steroids, he said so. But I
Speaker 4: think so to get back to where we started with this,
Speaker 4: before we forgot our sponsorships, I think all those steroid
Speaker 4: athletes should get in. I mean, you've got the dead
Speaker 4: ball era, You've got all these different eras that they
Speaker 4: talk about in the Hall of Fame. Just put the
Speaker 4: fucking steroid era in there. It saved me.
Speaker 2: But I mean, have you guys been the Cooper's down.
Speaker 2: It's almost box It's so awesome.
Speaker 3: But I mean, back to the steroid argument. Look at
Speaker 3: Max Kepler steroids and horseship last.
Speaker 4: Year, like you, twelve home runs he hit, like what
Speaker 4: are we doing? But even clear it makes you hit
Speaker 4: the ball farther. You still have to have the hand
Speaker 4: eye coordination.
Speaker 3: And you have to fucking go lift to hit the
Speaker 3: ball farther. It doesn't just make it hit it farther
Speaker 3: because I gotta go lift.
Speaker 4: I was always surprised when you'd hear about pictures taking steroids,
Speaker 4: aside from the recovery side of it, But I think
Speaker 4: about imagine you want to be like bulky, Well you
Speaker 4: don't want.
Speaker 3: To be bulky, but you gotta be fucking strong to
Speaker 3: do it to throw right. I mean there is the well,
Speaker 3: there's the anomalies that would never touch a weight in
Speaker 3: their life and just be able to throw ninety five
Speaker 3: like the tall, skinny, lanky dudes with all the whip.
Speaker 4: Cool hip whip.
Speaker 3: But you still got to lift and get strong like
Speaker 3: that's why people do it, or take steroids, like people
Speaker 3: that don't even play a sport that just want to
Speaker 3: get absolutely huge. They take the steroids because they can
Speaker 3: now work out six times a week instead of four
Speaker 3: times a week, because they're just recovering that much quicker,
Speaker 3: like all the bodybuilders and stuff.
Speaker 4: So and at the I just love how during the
Speaker 4: eramb MLB turned a complete blind.
Speaker 2: Eye to it.
Speaker 4: Yes they did, and the people watching right, and then
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, the Mitchell Report came out and
Speaker 4: then they became all holier than thou.
Speaker 8: What a story mark.
Speaker 4: And now they have a problem with it because some people,
Speaker 4: well that's not right.
Speaker 3: But yet they still juice to baseball, So you can't
Speaker 3: tell me the juice baseballs.
Speaker 2: The Twins, the Bomba Squad, they had the juice to baseballs.
Speaker 3: They tell me they weren't.
Speaker 2: Justin said, I've been to Cooperstown, North Dakota. That's a thing,
Speaker 2: I guess. Excuse you.
Speaker 4: There's a Roger Merris exhibit in the.
Speaker 3: I Don't care good. That was a good Fuckington. Yeah,
Speaker 3: not many times you do that that Well, you had
Speaker 3: that cute up.
Speaker 2: I'll cover it over it.
Speaker 4: So two weeks two or three weeks ago when the
Speaker 4: last time you were on the show with us, Bruce
Speaker 4: was coming. He's like, you guys did a good show.
Speaker 4: In Matt's like button bar was on.
Speaker 3: It was, oh, you can't push your own button.
Speaker 4: He was tooting his own horn.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's insane. Oh hi, Mark, that's like me showing
Speaker 3: up to work every day doing exactly what I'm supposed
Speaker 3: to and then giving myself a nice pat on the
Speaker 3: back going. I would man never do fucking good ship.
Speaker 4: I would never the producer actually produced.
Speaker 2: I did my job. What all right? Next? Beer? All right?
Speaker 2: Hold on, I go to find the thing.
Speaker 4: There is the Twins Welcome back Taylor Rods.
Speaker 2: So dumb we did? You know what?
Speaker 3: I took a screenshot of this that I saw in
Speaker 3: the old X machine and listen to their opening Day back.
Speaker 2: I retweeted it, thank you, say.
Speaker 4: Who's this catcher they signed from Houston?
Speaker 3: Who fucking cares?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: If he can hit the ball, he can't the potential
Speaker 4: for some pop. Does that mean Jeffers is on the
Speaker 4: trade block?
Speaker 3: He might as well be Mike Redmond and I love,
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 4: Future manager could.
Speaker 3: Be but uh, as of right now, the opening day
Speaker 3: bullpen would be Cody Thunderberg. Well he was there last year,
Speaker 3: young guy, but they had him in a fucking closer
Speaker 3: role when he has no business doing that. I know
Speaker 3: he's tall, you know the the heights aren't listed on
Speaker 3: this list, sorry, And Cole Sands, who's hit or miss
Speaker 3: you know, justin topa bad John Kleine ever heard of
Speaker 3: John Klein.
Speaker 4: Nope?
Speaker 3: Eric Orsey orse Ah, David David Festa who's just bad.
Speaker 3: And Pearson Ole who I've never heard of. And now
Speaker 3: Taylor Rogers who got we got rid of, had a
Speaker 3: not good year with the Giants and his twin brother
Speaker 3: and we say, hey, come on back, welcome back. I
Speaker 3: wish we could roll out the welcome Matt back for
Speaker 3: you know, either Griffin Jack's or oh I'm drawing a
Speaker 3: blank on him, now.
Speaker 4: What the fuck.
Speaker 3: Closer the last three?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Johann Duran. Yes, I like how he shows up
Speaker 4: in Philly and they do his intro and they're like,
Speaker 4: this's just the best ship ever. Like he did that
Speaker 4: for how many years over here and you fuckers never
Speaker 4: knew about.
Speaker 3: That's because the Twins were never in very many save situations.
Speaker 2: That's one.
Speaker 4: So yeah, they they took I saw they took uh,
Speaker 4: they took Joe Ryan off the winter Fest roster.
Speaker 3: Because I know it's because he's doing the he's doing
Speaker 3: the World Baseball Classic.
Speaker 4: I bet you gotta bump on your head.
Speaker 3: Where holy ship.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've already said that it can't be a brain tumor.
Speaker 4: Now I know them. That's where little Matt's coming out.
Speaker 2: You made the list, little We have enough of them
Speaker 2: running around. One is out now two that he knows
Speaker 2: of stop Aiden says that ship too, and nuts.
Speaker 4: He started it. I just continued it.
Speaker 3: No, but no one actually knows what the twins are doing.
Speaker 3: No one really cares what the twins are doing because
Speaker 3: guess what.
Speaker 4: The pole ads still on the team.
Speaker 3: Correct, they're gonna be bad.
Speaker 4: We've got our new manager.
Speaker 3: Me and Matt just talked about this on Tuesday. In
Speaker 3: professional sports, the coaching carousels that go around.
Speaker 4: Well, it's a good old boys club. How these guys
Speaker 4: continue to get opportunities.
Speaker 3: So I think job interviews got to be very, very
Speaker 3: unique in head coaching jobs for professional sports, because think
Speaker 3: about it. You get an HC job with the Cleveland Browns,
Speaker 3: cat get fired, get fired, and then you can just
Speaker 3: go yeah, the GM was a fucking dick owner. Well
Speaker 3: you can. But a lot of the time it's a
Speaker 3: little different though, because well I don't even know how
Speaker 3: to explain this map. But if you show up to
Speaker 3: work and do your job, what right, crazy, you're probably
Speaker 3: not just getting fired, because you're probably not just getting fired.
Speaker 4: As long as you do the bare minimum, you should
Speaker 4: be okay.
Speaker 2: But every day this is happening.
Speaker 4: But so Bruce and I joked about it when they
Speaker 4: announced the new Twins manager. It must have been like
Speaker 4: when the county puts out a roadway project, who's the
Speaker 4: lowest bidder? No, actually, and by the way you get
Speaker 4: you get some landscaping duties along with your management contract.
Speaker 3: But it's like he was in Oh, he was in
Speaker 3: such a similar situation in Pittsburgh and he is literally
Speaker 3: the same situation.
Speaker 4: Had a losing record there.
Speaker 3: Correct, Why in the world do we think bringing him
Speaker 3: here is all of a sudden, Yeah, he's our guy.
Speaker 4: Well, he was our bench coach the year the Bomba squad.
Speaker 3: I know, I know he was Wow, But I just
Speaker 3: will never understand how these people getting hired and rehired.
Speaker 4: Why not give Toby a chance?
Speaker 3: That's what I said. Yeah, I wish he's done such
Speaker 3: a good job at Triple A, but now he's not
Speaker 3: the GM and he's actually up with the Twins this year.
Speaker 3: I forgot what he's been up there, something like that,
Speaker 3: but he's no longer with the Saints. Screw and managing
Speaker 3: Triple A has got to be the hardest thing ever.
Speaker 4: Well, it's just like managing or probably akin to trying
Speaker 4: to operate a college football team. Now, you never know
Speaker 4: who's going to be there, who's gonna be gone this guys.
Speaker 3: It's even worse so mid season, mid season, and all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, Byron Buxton's down there for his fifth
Speaker 3: stint with the Saints because he can't fucking stay healthy,
Speaker 3: and you just slot him in and the one spot
Speaker 3: go here, take your three at bats get two doubles,
Speaker 3: hit a bomb.
Speaker 4: You're gone next week. And then this guy that actually
Speaker 4: needs to be planning to get some reps in development
Speaker 4: assisted on the pine while you're here.
Speaker 3: Correct, So I yeah, the Twins are.
Speaker 4: So what well that we can do this late?
Speaker 3: Well, Taylor Rogers bad sign.
Speaker 4: Are they a sixty win team next year? Or is
Speaker 4: that too low? That would mean they would go sixty
Speaker 4: and one oh two?
Speaker 3: No, I know that's what that means.
Speaker 4: Sh Matt didn't know the math right off the time.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. Actually, oh my, I was really paying attention.
Speaker 3: So the over unders fifty nine and a half here, sure?
Speaker 3: Or we can set it that sixty and a half.
Speaker 4: Or are we here, We'll give them the benefit of
Speaker 4: the doubt. We'll go seventy five wins. Do they hit
Speaker 4: seventy five wins?
Speaker 2: I would say, way under?
Speaker 3: Well, you know I'd still like to watch, right, just kidding,
Speaker 3: because I'm not renewing my Twins TV contract.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, is it worth the twenty fous
Speaker 4: a month?
Speaker 3: No, it's not found that out the hard way last year.
Speaker 4: Well, and now you might even lose fan duel. Yeah,
Speaker 4: for the Timberwolves in the wild because the timber Well here,
Speaker 4: let's roll into the next year here. Okay, the Timberwolves
Speaker 4: they publicly stated yesterday or the day before that fan
Speaker 4: dueill miss their payment to them for broadcasting. Really yep,
Speaker 4: so they're hoping that it's not a matter of when
Speaker 4: it goes dark, but they may not make it through
Speaker 4: the season.
Speaker 3: For the if we make it through the season, that's
Speaker 3: just the most Minnesota sports.
Speaker 4: How about how about Aunt getting snubbed from the All
Speaker 4: Star team?
Speaker 2: Is happening?
Speaker 3: Wait, he didn't make the All Star team.
Speaker 2: It shows that it showed that he did not make
Speaker 2: the All Star team.
Speaker 4: Is it finally yet? Quick? Because All Stars isn't until February?
Speaker 6: Isn't.
Speaker 2: So he did make something.
Speaker 3: I thought he just wasn't a starter.
Speaker 2: But still he should be a starter.
Speaker 3: Well you'd like to think.
Speaker 4: I mean, there's five other guys that maybe as good,
Speaker 4: if not better than him.
Speaker 2: The Eastern Conference. You're gonna see.
Speaker 4: Uh, he's in the West.
Speaker 2: Okay, I haven't gotten there yet.
Speaker 4: Well, we're talking about the Timberwls. Okay about the East.
Speaker 3: I could give a fuck less about who the Eastern
Speaker 3: All Stars are.
Speaker 5: I got uh uh Ty Curry, who ty Curry, who
Speaker 5: I have.
Speaker 3: A does Steph have another brother?
Speaker 5: Then I have a Luca Donkey.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 5: Then I have the shy gea Alexander Merchant, and then
Speaker 5: I have the big tall motherfucker from from Denver, and
Speaker 5: then I have the bigger Pitch. Then I have even
Speaker 5: the bigger tall motherfucker from the Spurs.
Speaker 3: When that guy you really looked at those and can
Speaker 3: pronounced those?
Speaker 4: Do we not care about that tall guy that says
Speaker 4: crazy everybody I don't.
Speaker 3: Even watch, and I know exactly who he is describing.
Speaker 2: I always say ty Cerry.
Speaker 4: So that's just the starters. That doesn't mean he was, yeah,
Speaker 4: rubbed from the rock, still.
Speaker 5: From a starter from a guy who throws up forty
Speaker 5: to fifty points almost every single night.
Speaker 2: Okay, we went back.
Speaker 3: You have to remember, though, a lot of it's fan voting.
Speaker 5: I know, and I was going to get to that
Speaker 5: fan voting. Is he they're fucking all star voting?
Speaker 2: Ever?
Speaker 3: Well, then we're in a Hall of Fame situation, that
Speaker 3: same thing. So what one do you want? Then?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Who do you want to pick?
Speaker 2: The fun nineteen?
Speaker 5: Not the fans. I don't ever want the fans to
Speaker 5: pick the Hall of Fame. Well, that's the difference between
Speaker 5: a Hall of Fame and an All Star.
Speaker 4: So right now, your Timberwolves are twenty seven and seventeen,
Speaker 4: which is tied for sixth place. Really, but right now
Speaker 4: they're sitting in the seventh seeds, so they would have
Speaker 4: a play in game right now if the playoffs started.
Speaker 4: They're fifteen and six at home, twelve and eleven on
Speaker 4: the road. They do have a losing record at four
Speaker 4: and five in the division, and they're fourteen and three
Speaker 4: in the conference. They're averaging one hundred and twenty points
Speaker 4: per game, giving up one hundred and fifteen and right
Speaker 4: now they're on a three game skid and they're six
Speaker 4: and four in their last ten.
Speaker 3: Sounds like we got to quit play in the East.
Speaker 3: Would you say? Fourteen and three in conference?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right. The reserves to be announced on February one.
Speaker 4: Cool the panic button.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but still that's he should be.
Speaker 4: So Yeah, but just because he's a forty point per game,
Speaker 4: he can't go out and play center.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not wrong.
Speaker 4: It's not like it's.
Speaker 2: Wemby Wombo guy.
Speaker 3: Wemby Wombo guy.
Speaker 4: Write that down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do the best I can for spelling, Oh.
Speaker 4: My god, when because he's is he a shooting guard
Speaker 4: or point guard whatever it is, But that means he
Speaker 4: has to be the number one in the league to
Speaker 4: be the starter, and he's obviously top three in his position.
Speaker 3: I agree, but like you have, I think he's a
Speaker 3: shooting guard technically.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just thought of the graphic for all of
Speaker 2: our show titles, eighty moments hard, go ahead, go on? Please, okay?
Speaker 3: Anyway, anyway, bad, anyway.
Speaker 4: Get the air can out?
Speaker 2: Should he be?
Speaker 4: Should he be?
Speaker 3: A starter? Probably? Does it help that he plays on
Speaker 3: one of the smallest market teams in the league. Probably not.
Speaker 3: There you go, It's as simple as that. When it
Speaker 3: comes down to fan voting, he's never going to get
Speaker 3: more fan votes than staff.
Speaker 4: Well especially it's if you have somebody that's remotely good
Speaker 4: on either of the coasts, right, they're automatically going to
Speaker 4: be more popular.
Speaker 3: I think Ant gets under appreciated a lot because he
Speaker 3: actually plays defense too compared to some other guards that has.
Speaker 4: He been a whiney lebron bitch this year at times.
Speaker 3: I won't win it, probably because he sees what SGA does.
Speaker 4: And gets away with and gets away with or the
Speaker 4: phantom follows that he gets called correct.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I that's that's part of the reason
Speaker 3: I can't watch much of the NBA, especially in the
Speaker 3: regular season. I don't care to watch someone go to
Speaker 3: the free throw line twenty four times in a game.
Speaker 4: When how'd you get your forty points?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: There you go, fifteen free throws exactly, and then I
Speaker 4: hit three other shots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, gotta make at least five other shots.
Speaker 2: Volume shoot over here.
Speaker 3: But it's it's ridiculous. It's just a garbage product in
Speaker 3: the in the early stretch of the season.
Speaker 4: We've we've talked about it numerous times on the show too. Well,
Speaker 4: Matt hasn't. He doesn't give a shit about pass bitch.
Speaker 4: I'm a hockey fan, but I'll still watch him every
Speaker 4: once in a while. But Bruce, Bruce and I have
Speaker 4: had this discussion numerous times. Defense in the NBA is
Speaker 4: non existent, even in the playoffs. Dude, one hundred and
Speaker 4: twenty points used to be a very high scoring game.
Speaker 3: Even when even when like I was growing up, like
Speaker 3: you're like, an All Star game would be like one
Speaker 3: twenty five to one twenty.
Speaker 4: If you broke a hundred. That was a high scoring game. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and now, well, shit, even your centers can hit threes
Speaker 4: now with some regularity.
Speaker 3: Which I don't mind, though, Let the big man shoot it.
Speaker 4: Could you picture Shock shooting a three?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Can you imagine how demoralizing it would be to watch
Speaker 3: Tracy McGrady kick it to Yao ming in the corner
Speaker 3: and him just fucking bang one right in your face
Speaker 3: because you're never blocking that shot.
Speaker 4: Patrick Eween, Oh god, David Robinson?
Speaker 2: What who else you got over there?
Speaker 4: He said, shack.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine if the bad Boy Pistons had Bill
Speaker 3: Lambert knocking down threes?
Speaker 4: Rick Mahorn, Kevin McHale, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Whatever you want, but he had the best basketball player
Speaker 3: of his time with him in Larry Bird.
Speaker 5: Justin said, make free throws really count. If you miss,
Speaker 5: you lose a point.
Speaker 3: Thanks, Pierre. I mean, yes, queerly, but if you shouldn't
Speaker 3: have gone to the line in the first place, it
Speaker 3: doesn't really hurt you. I mean it does. You're not
Speaker 3: getting that point because he missed it.
Speaker 4: But I don't know what if you're in one of
Speaker 4: those situations where you intentionally miss hoping to get a rebound.
Speaker 3: Right, But No, I just can't stand when when one
Speaker 3: player on the other side shoots more free throws in
Speaker 3: a game than a whole other roster.
Speaker 4: He got breathed done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like blow the whistle.
Speaker 4: The flopping with soccer players, especially Aiden's favorite player Lebron.
Speaker 2: That Lebron gusting yea, that is so discussing of all time?
Speaker 4: Shut up, Biden.
Speaker 3: I didn't even watch Jordan, but I've watched because I
Speaker 3: wasn't alive. I wasn't alive yet.
Speaker 4: To watch for the first retirement.
Speaker 3: Correct, but like growing up, watched enough YouTube videos of
Speaker 3: him and everything like that, and then the last dance
Speaker 3: comes out completely solidified every argument.
Speaker 4: Again, how can you claim that Lebron is the greatest
Speaker 4: player of all time when MJ is six and oher
Speaker 4: in the finals, Lebron is what three and nine or something? Stupid?
Speaker 3: I saw something who was like He's like Kobe was
Speaker 3: the best basket or the most.
Speaker 4: All around best scorer.
Speaker 3: I think Lebron was the best like I think all
Speaker 3: around player, but Jordan was just the best. He was
Speaker 3: the best winner out of all like and there's a
Speaker 3: huge difference in that because you can be good and
Speaker 3: not win.
Speaker 4: But then to look at Lebron. He's played twenty one
Speaker 4: years now. Yeah, Lebron MJ played twelve the correct seasons.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 4: You can't compare the two when you're starting to get
Speaker 4: in almost twice his length of a career.
Speaker 3: And all the Lebron guys that all they always argue
Speaker 3: is stats. You know, Well he's scored more points, well, yeah,
Speaker 3: more rebounds, more assistently.
Speaker 4: He's also played eight more years.
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 4: I would hope he has more points at this point.
Speaker 3: But there's some to do with just having the it factor,
Speaker 3: and I don't think Lebron's ever had that.
Speaker 4: Well, And you didn't see the MJ jumping teams forming
Speaker 4: big threes left and right, trying to win titles, right,
Speaker 4: Lebron is team hopped right many times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous, So.
Speaker 4: Come at me Aiden, all right, next beer, it's.
Speaker 3: The wheel, wheel, Wheel, you know, I do love the
Speaker 3: wheel of fortune. By the way, I'll still watch that
Speaker 3: ship at home.
Speaker 2: That's one person.
Speaker 1: It's time now just spin the wheel, not through miss heps, football,
Speaker 1: cage match, got golf, hockey fights, doctor coxyisms. I'd rather
Speaker 1: fartside ripped, severe chuck e cheese injuries, slipping it at home,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: So another baseball story.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: We talked a few times about Scott getting He got
Speaker 5: trucked one time going to first, which is hilarious as he.
Speaker 2: He bounced back, he bounced back up. It was dribble.
Speaker 2: It was like a dribble.
Speaker 4: Matt thought, I was going to fight this. He was
Speaker 4: a big boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a big horse.
Speaker 4: Four bills.
Speaker 2: Yeah easily. I hit it.
Speaker 4: I hit a grounder in between first and second.
Speaker 3: And you, being the hustle guy that you are, the
Speaker 3: team guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was like, you guys, got go go.
Speaker 4: I am very much that ball's in play. You run
Speaker 4: your ass to first base.
Speaker 2: At least I try. I do.
Speaker 5: I don't not very fast, at least I try.
Speaker 4: And you can try in other avenues that you're like wow, wow,
Speaker 4: you said wawn. Anyway, so this big boy we get
Speaker 4: to the first base right at the same time, and
Speaker 4: it looks like a fucking quarterback getting blindsided. Ship's flying everywhere.
Speaker 4: I fly like thirty feet the other way, and Matt's like,
Speaker 4: oh fuck, oh no, was this in baseball or soft softball?
Speaker 3: Oh that makes it so much worse.
Speaker 2: Double bag to Matt.
Speaker 4: Matt's like we're getting in a fight. Oh fuck.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh ship.
Speaker 4: I got up and I was like, I'm good. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, got my back.
Speaker 2: He did say sorry.
Speaker 4: Oh I was fine. I never had any issue, no, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he said sorry, it's a bang bang type thing.
Speaker 4: It was playoffs. Wasn't a championship game, No, it was.
Speaker 2: It's still playoffs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but playoffs. How about the time you scorpion yourself
Speaker 4: going into third base?
Speaker 2: No, I thought, no third, No me going.
Speaker 4: Into second when I blew up my knee. That was bad,
Speaker 4: but it was hilarious. Fuck that hurt, and that was
Speaker 4: easily triple in you'reless. Oh that was a different one too.
Speaker 4: When I slipped on the bag and to picked myself.
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh god. That is My greatest fear in
Speaker 3: adult life is doing something like bowling, curling, playing slow
Speaker 3: pitch soft battle, picking up a beach volleyball for whatever reason,
Speaker 3: if I go sub for a team, and taking that
Speaker 3: as such a compliment. Just watched Top Gun the other
Speaker 3: day and can't confirm the beach volleyball scene is way
Speaker 3: better than the beach football scene in the new one.
Speaker 3: Not even close. But anyway, that's like my greatest fear
Speaker 3: is doing a sport and getting seriously injured to the
Speaker 3: point where like it's going to affect my daily life.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like playing town ball baseball and blowing out
Speaker 3: your use.
Speaker 1: There was.
Speaker 4: The slide, the second one I was talking about. I
Speaker 4: hit a ball and it was a back towards the fence,
Speaker 4: so running it was a it was a double and
Speaker 4: wrong warning track power same and so the guy had
Speaker 4: a relative cannon and I had to slide into second.
Speaker 3: Well that's your first mistake. Why would you ever put
Speaker 3: yourself in a position to slide and slow pitch softball?
Speaker 3: That's why I wear shorts, so I don't know.
Speaker 4: I wore pants.
Speaker 2: I never were the rare guys that I was.
Speaker 4: I was one of the only guys that would wear
Speaker 4: a cup playing first pace.
Speaker 2: I never did.
Speaker 3: No, I would never. It's scary, yes.
Speaker 4: But that I'm not risking.
Speaker 3: The boys will Roger Dorn the ship.
Speaker 4: And so I went to slide in and it had
Speaker 4: rained earlier, so that sure, yeah soft and it just
Speaker 4: dug in instantly. God, that makes my I have fluid
Speaker 4: all over the backside of my knee with oh yeah.
Speaker 2: You come back. You're like, I don't fucking look at
Speaker 2: you like, oh my god.
Speaker 4: My girlfriend at the times like you're a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would have said the same thing if I was
Speaker 3: on the other team and the guy that was playing outfield,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, look at this moron.
Speaker 5: We had one guy on our team, David. Yeah, David,
Speaker 5: he with an N Yep.
Speaker 3: Interesting, he's from cast.
Speaker 5: I didn't I was, I know, And I just want
Speaker 5: to say he he was pitching. I'm sorry, I was
Speaker 5: pitching and he was in right field and he is
Speaker 5: one of those guys who likes to go balls out
Speaker 5: and just like he throws his body around. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: he got pissed at me because this so when he
Speaker 5: separated his shoulder, you weren't around then. This is like
Speaker 5: the first bunk house team.
Speaker 3: I'm the best Barb's ever seen. Oh my god. It
Speaker 3: was on the same block as my first college house.
Speaker 2: Right place.
Speaker 4: I was so surprised that that place couldn't survive. I'm
Speaker 4: literally right next door to the college will.
Speaker 3: I mean, I have a good cry about it every
Speaker 3: one in two weeks.
Speaker 5: I sit on the on the patio drinking when Peyton
Speaker 5: was illegally wet drinking with us.
Speaker 2: God, im good times.
Speaker 4: It's an insurance.
Speaker 3: It was perfect. Yes, anyways, that's you could go shamelessly
Speaker 3: drink there at nine am and everyone be like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's having breakfast on Tuesday. Why not get a picture?
Speaker 4: Oh did? It was very small inside though.
Speaker 3: It was, but that's what made it great.
Speaker 2: It was the summer was a great we just sat outside.
Speaker 3: It was it was perfect.
Speaker 4: I did always have to chuckle when you walked in though,
Speaker 4: because they had the goalposts and the ball mounted. Thanks
Speaker 4: for the reminder.
Speaker 5: So what you're talking about, so people don't know if
Speaker 5: you live in but maybe say the bunk house.
Speaker 3: It was a breakfast bar that stayed open all day
Speaker 3: and you could go there. They had the best breakfast food,
Speaker 3: had really good burgers, good drink deals too. It is
Speaker 3: two for ones on Thursdays. Not that I ever attended that,
Speaker 3: but but it was just a fun play used to
Speaker 3: be with fantastic food.
Speaker 4: And then if you actually it wasn't open when I
Speaker 4: was going to college here, that was that was a
Speaker 4: made right. At that point they excuse you, do you
Speaker 4: know what a right is? So it's an old like diner.
Speaker 4: They are famous for boiled burgers.
Speaker 3: What that sounds fucking disgusting.
Speaker 4: People love them. I always I always got a girl
Speaker 4: chicken sandwich.
Speaker 9: When you say boiled burger, are you talking about like
Speaker 9: a frozen burger burger patty that they just it's like
Speaker 9: making or is it just a meat ball?
Speaker 4: No, it was a hamburger.
Speaker 2: Do you fry it? Basically?
Speaker 4: You know you boil it, Matt, it was like a
Speaker 4: sloppy Joe. Oh so it's ground beef, but it's not.
Speaker 4: That's not a burger.
Speaker 3: That's a sloppy.
Speaker 4: Joe without the sloppy Joe sauce on it.
Speaker 2: But people loved them interesting.
Speaker 3: So it was literally ground beef on a burger, which
Speaker 3: is incredibly i'd imagine incredibly hard to.
Speaker 4: Eat, just like eating a sloppy Joe, but you don't
Speaker 4: have the sauce to correct.
Speaker 3: But part of a sloppy Joe is in the name.
Speaker 3: You want to get a little sloppy, Like if I
Speaker 3: eat a sloppy Joe, I don't want it all to
Speaker 3: stay on the bun.
Speaker 4: So when I was going to college, the bowling alley
Speaker 4: was right where the med Express or met expresses. Oh
Speaker 4: you can get cheap there, Steve.
Speaker 2: Get that fucking place going forever.
Speaker 3: Wait, wait, question for you guys. Do you put cheese
Speaker 3: on your sloppy Joe's.
Speaker 4: I don't like sloppy Joe's to start with.
Speaker 3: Of course, typical rapids guy. I've never stick that nose up.
Speaker 3: Get off your high horse. My god, I never tried it,
Speaker 3: but I would. So you've never had a sloppy Joe
Speaker 3: with cheese?
Speaker 2: No, but I would try it.
Speaker 3: Put cheese on it. I get a lot of black
Speaker 3: for that. No, not your cheese. You give me that craft, single.
Speaker 2: Son of a bitch.
Speaker 4: The artificial cheese.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a game changer. Why would you? Cheese makes
Speaker 3: everything better?
Speaker 2: You're not wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's probably some things that doesn't. But
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go down that.
Speaker 5: Hey that that could be someone's kink though, we don't
Speaker 5: think shame here unless that is your kink?
Speaker 4: Shit, are you.
Speaker 3: Show me the search history?
Speaker 2: Christine says cheese belongs on sloppy Joe.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Christine. Okay, all right, next one, this is
Speaker 3: about the weather. Cool, We've done, We're done. This is
Speaker 3: for all you Christmas lovers out there that say, oh
Speaker 3: I love the winter, you know in the holiday season. Well,
Speaker 3: guess what guess that's what follows the holiday season. Fucking
Speaker 3: negative forty.
Speaker 4: Who pissed off mother nature? Bitch, So it'll take a
Speaker 4: look with you.
Speaker 3: It could have been me the summer, bitching that it
Speaker 3: was too hot.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not You's take a look at the weather here
Speaker 5: on the Beerbally Sports Radio Network.
Speaker 2: Temperatures today are going to be fucking cold.
Speaker 5: High today it was a minus sixth We got down
Speaker 5: to a low of minus twenty six fields negative thirty five.
Speaker 5: Don't feel like a negative thirty five. The winds were
Speaker 5: coming out of the northwest about twenty five to thirty
Speaker 5: five miles an hour and they kept going throughout most
Speaker 5: of the day.
Speaker 2: Did stop. We do have extreme cold weather warning.
Speaker 5: It is what you want to call it, severe threat
Speaker 5: to life or even property. The what dangerous cold winds
Speaker 5: wind chills as low as sixty below where portions of
Speaker 5: north central Northwest and north central Minnesota and northeast and
Speaker 5: southeast north Dakota when until noon Sunday, impacts are gonna
Speaker 5: be just cold cold wind shiells as lows of fifty
Speaker 5: five below zero could cause frost bite.
Speaker 2: Exposed skins in the little ass five.
Speaker 3: Minutes, meteorologist Matt, thank you very much. I have a
Speaker 3: meteorology question. Yeah, it's about the wind. Okay, when you
Speaker 3: said the northeast wind, does that mean it's coming from
Speaker 3: the northeast and northeast just.
Speaker 4: Coming from the northeast, so that means northeast to southwest.
Speaker 3: Okay, that was my question.
Speaker 4: The weather Channel app says the current real feel is
Speaker 4: negative fifty one.
Speaker 2: Jesus oh, Dirk dark ak his fucking So.
Speaker 4: It's just to a point where cold is cold. It
Speaker 4: doesn't it doesn't blow zeros.
Speaker 3: So Matt, does that mean I'm getting hazard pay for
Speaker 3: coming here tonight?
Speaker 2: You get a hazard high five.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll see you guys next time.
Speaker 4: Blogging off, then Matt has his old p s a
Speaker 4: podium he got on today bring your dogs inside.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, crazy crazy work by him on Facebook today.
Speaker 3: I thought the same, and hey, I want all dogs
Speaker 3: to stay alive too. But that is just crazy crazy
Speaker 3: work out of you.
Speaker 4: I give him ship all the time about stay in
Speaker 4: your lane, buddy, Yeah, like.
Speaker 3: You're running a fucking sports podcast. Not look at you,
Speaker 3: dog father of the Year over there.
Speaker 2: I love dogs more than anything else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone does, except cat people who you can't trust me.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 4: Cat people are not in the right minds.
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Speaker 2: make the weather feel a little warm, little I don't
Speaker 2: know who said that.
Speaker 4: Would a solid craft singles make the weather feel a
Speaker 4: little weather? Huh?
Speaker 3: Come again English?
Speaker 4: That looks like Matt wrote that.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck off, you're not giving them like a good
Speaker 3: one or now we don't want to do the button bar.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. Sorry, I read the next one.
Speaker 2: I came through.
Speaker 4: So Matt's friend over in Grand Forks, Matt asp c
Speaker 4: a Jeffrey.
Speaker 3: So this is a this is a me thing. I
Speaker 3: love so deer seasons like my hunting season, favorite season
Speaker 3: of the year because I'm always too busy and I
Speaker 3: don't hunt. You know, when everyone posts their picture they're
Speaker 3: bucking stuff. I will go on Instagram and tag Peta
Speaker 3: and be like, can we please stop the senseless murder
Speaker 3: of these beautiful woodland creatures? Like I spend my entire
Speaker 3: fall just tagging Peta, to the point where I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure if I do it one more time, they might
Speaker 3: block me. You're like holding up a picture of a fish.
Speaker 3: It's like, look at this. They just stole this fish
Speaker 3: from its environment.
Speaker 2: Cool, So she did clarify.
Speaker 5: Clarify what a good craft single make the weather feel
Speaker 5: just a little less cold?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because it's hardening your arteries up. So gotcha, bitch.
Speaker 3: I didn't know where you were going with that. I
Speaker 3: didn't know.
Speaker 4: That's why Matt has his blue choo.
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Speaker 3: Don't show me your pockets, you freak no under This
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Speaker 4: So he was telling us the other day that he
Speaker 4: did something over there, and I was like, oh, that's
Speaker 4: why there was Buck's not on the ceiling. Again, I
Speaker 4: didn't do that.
Speaker 3: I'll what in the world is going on?
Speaker 4: I should we go to fucking break because really, like
Speaker 4: we got we got him rattled.
Speaker 2: I'm so fucking rattled right now, all right, So let's
Speaker 2: go to break. When we come back.
Speaker 5: We're gonna do misconnections Wiskipedia, and we're gonna do our
Speaker 5: NFL picked as well too, So we back in just
Speaker 5: a few minutes. Don't go on where we're right back
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Speaker 4: If I hear yamovie there one more time, I'm going
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Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Matt's favorite portion of the show,
Speaker 4: the game portion of the show. I am Scott Wilson.
Speaker 4: To my left is Himming Minnesota's own Travis Krut. To
Speaker 4: my right is Matt, Sarah McLaughlin, Jeffrey.
Speaker 2: Better than Angelica. Oh I got it for the god
Speaker 2: damn it. In the.
Speaker 3: Those commercials used to make me cry.
Speaker 4: I fucking hate I would instantly change like.
Speaker 3: The dog with one eye just sad, sitting on her lap.
Speaker 4: With the chain on it or whatever and just giving
Speaker 4: you the sad eyes.
Speaker 3: I mean what I mean, good for them, right, but
Speaker 3: they're doing it shame.
Speaker 4: They're trying to shame guilt into donating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, such a hey, such a big dog guy himself
Speaker 3: like he like, he says, right, how many times you donated.
Speaker 4: Both his well, Jack and whiskey were both rescues.
Speaker 3: Right, but how many times have you donated a SPCA.
Speaker 4: He's got three sweatshirts in his closet. You don't know,
Speaker 4: you don't know, really, that's the one you picked. Button
Speaker 4: bar is not on point. My god, we got flustered.
Speaker 3: Yeah we do, Yeah, we do.
Speaker 5: Well, don't worry because we have the best part of
Speaker 5: the show is right now, all.
Speaker 4: Right, why don't we jump right on into it.
Speaker 1: Never have an awkward encounter with the supermarkets and don't
Speaker 1: know where else to turn searching for love on the Internet.
Speaker 1: It's time for missed connections with Matt Jeffrey.
Speaker 5: All right, so the first one it is in Orlando. Hey,
Speaker 5: this is definitely a long shot dot dot dot.
Speaker 2: But to the well.
Speaker 5: Dressed young gentleman riding slash drawing a cough at a
Speaker 5: coffee shop earlier today one p seventeen, some time between
Speaker 5: one and three pm, Hey, I thought you were really
Speaker 5: cute and I saw you looking at me too, but
Speaker 5: it was awkward to approach you since I was there
Speaker 5: with a friend. I promise I'm not normally that loud.
Speaker 5: If you think you think you think I'm talking about you,
Speaker 5: drop the name of the cafe below and I'll verify.
Speaker 2: Would love to chat.
Speaker 4: My brother must be listening to the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, brilliant, brilliant.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, I mean again, I just will
Speaker 3: never understand these people that go on Reddit to do this, like, hey,
Speaker 3: they're shooting.
Speaker 4: A shot, especially Bruce's favorite. You work at the Red Lops. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so back there.
Speaker 3: But it's like you're at a coffee shop, you're fine,
Speaker 3: and you're losing your ship over a guy sitting there
Speaker 3: and drawing, Like, that's just not my cup of tea. Personally,
Speaker 3: I like, I like more of an athletic oh a
Speaker 3: far got it, but uh yeah, I like more of
Speaker 3: an athletic cut you know guy myself. So that doesn't
Speaker 3: what else you know? I just if I saw someone
Speaker 3: drawing in a coffee shop, I'd be like, are you
Speaker 3: do you not have a home?
Speaker 4: Did you not pay your electric bill? Draw at home?
Speaker 7: Herd?
Speaker 5: Next one in Billingham. This might be a long shot.
Speaker 5: Dot do always is, always is. But I met a
Speaker 5: guy at Barkley Hagen last Friday night. We we first
Speaker 5: ran into each other in the in the cole brew eye,
Speaker 5: then sell check out. Then you asked me in a
Speaker 5: parking lot if I was single. I got nervous and
Speaker 5: lied and said no.
Speaker 2: Uugh.
Speaker 5: Anyways, well, I'm writing this to see if maybe you're
Speaker 5: on here and if there's a possibility for me for
Speaker 5: a do over.
Speaker 4: Okay, Jim, I was wearing Wow, I was.
Speaker 5: Wearing pretty unique shirt and if you could tell me
Speaker 5: what it was, I love to give you my number.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 3: This is such a chick thing too, because think about it.
Speaker 3: Guy asks are you single? Girl goes no posts on
Speaker 3: Reddit and then goes, if you can tell me what
Speaker 3: shirt I'm wearing, pen, I'll give you my number.
Speaker 2: Wow, oh man, never.
Speaker 3: That, And first off, I thought the place was a bar,
Speaker 3: not a grocery store until you said a cold brew asle.
Speaker 4: Are they gonna waft some bread?
Speaker 5: Oh fucking brilliant. That's one of the greatest ones of
Speaker 5: all time. It's Connections one, seventeen twenty six. This is
Speaker 5: for the young lady wearing a Bill's Beanie by the way,
Speaker 5: it's in Albany, New York, wearing a Bill's Beanie who
Speaker 5: was at the Big D's barbecue earlier this afternoon, around
Speaker 5: four fifteen or so. I hope you enjoyed your meal.
Speaker 5: Thank you for the brief conversation. It was a pleasure
Speaker 5: speaking with you. You have one of the most warmest and
Speaker 5: prettiest smiles I've ever seen. If you happen to see
Speaker 5: this and would like to continue that conversation, feel free
Speaker 5: to reach out.
Speaker 3: Do you know how many ladies that were wearing Bills
Speaker 3: Beanies or yet day are just relax absolutely they're reading
Speaker 3: rockets and going like, Wow, I did something right.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I want to reach out to him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, next one. Fucking I hate this segment, but I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 2: I do too.
Speaker 5: This is in High Valley, Lehigh Valley, Little Caesar's, Little
Speaker 5: Caesar's Misconnection, Little Seas, Little Seas, and ready.
Speaker 2: This is probably hot, ready to do.
Speaker 5: The women had Little Caesars on Unit Boulevard in Alan Town.
Speaker 5: I'm regretting not asking it for your name. I don't
Speaker 5: even know if you're single, but but you were pretty.
Speaker 2: But sorry, you were so pretty.
Speaker 5: I only even I only ever had one other moment
Speaker 5: of regretting not asking for a name or a number.
Speaker 2: This is the second one.
Speaker 5: We only exchange a few words, but I just keep
Speaker 5: kicking myself or not saying more.
Speaker 2: I hope to run into you again, a true gentleman.
Speaker 2: Yeahlemen who said chivalry is dead?
Speaker 4: Brilliant?
Speaker 2: That's good. My god, what a guy.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine finding the love of your life in
Speaker 3: Little Caesars.
Speaker 4: She's always hot and ready.
Speaker 2: Always hot and ready. Here goes. I want to write
Speaker 2: that one.
Speaker 4: Nolly reading stuff.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess it depends where you're located.
Speaker 2: I never know. The Minsion pass Next, Oh, what do
Speaker 2: you mean? Are you looking for love in all the
Speaker 2: right places and Little Caesars?
Speaker 3: I can't say I've been to Little Caesar since college.
Speaker 4: Here I had those seas better owns.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew that. I knew that.
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's not I'm not a huge like
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go get a pizza guy right, Like, if
Speaker 3: I want a pizza, it's probably it's probably in between
Speaker 3: the hours of eleven forty five PM and two am,
Speaker 3: and I'm ordering.
Speaker 2: The Central Standard, Central Standard time.
Speaker 4: Some stuff, cheesy bread.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my Domino's points are ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Shame alright, Next one, this one's in Brainerd. Now with
Speaker 2: the Minnesota stuff. C K. I got a new truck,
Speaker 2: wondering if you want to go for a ride.
Speaker 4: See see if it holds up?
Speaker 2: Or sorry, hold a capital up? Hell for for over
Speaker 2: an hour?
Speaker 3: Question mark A come on, he's just giving himself way
Speaker 3: too much credit.
Speaker 4: That's you're just sitting there up for disappointment.
Speaker 2: There been there.
Speaker 3: If you would have said, like seven minutes, I would
Speaker 3: have been like, hell, yeah.
Speaker 2: Heaven you guys ever did that when your kids? What
Speaker 2: seven minutes in heaven? No?
Speaker 3: Sorry, I was busy doing literally anything else.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Wow, anyway, I'm.
Speaker 3: The door going into a closet with other second, good god,
Speaker 3: were you doing in South Dakota as a child.
Speaker 2: At each other and sock center? Hey? Where are you?
Speaker 5: Where are you?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I miss kid. I missed the bananas and the
Speaker 5: banana pudding that you always brought me.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 3: I think that's code for something. And I'm just I'm
Speaker 3: I'm no detective here, but just throwing it out there.
Speaker 3: I have a hunch it's.
Speaker 2: A little one. Uh, next one, A little hunch.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what she said she loved to uh.
Speaker 2: In South Saint Paul, who are you?
Speaker 3: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Are you telling me? Are you? That was good? That
Speaker 2: was really good?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean, Matt, you went.
Speaker 4: Off pitch right with harmonize damn it.
Speaker 5: In South Saint Paul, after I parked my BMW must
Speaker 5: be nice rich pitch you know shit, and got out,
Speaker 5: you approached me to tell me what a beautiful hat
Speaker 5: I was wearing.
Speaker 4: I think I was gonna say, you parked like an asshool.
Speaker 2: That's that too.
Speaker 5: You were you were and a gentleman of the seventy
Speaker 5: and eight of seventy and eighty, who was nicely dressed.
Speaker 5: And I want and I would love to get to
Speaker 5: know you if you happen to see this. So they're
Speaker 5: what I think it is.
Speaker 4: So did she say he was a gentleman in the
Speaker 4: age of seventy to eighties?
Speaker 2: Gentlemen of seventy eighty?
Speaker 5: So I'm thinking there's only a strip joint down in
Speaker 5: the South Saint Paul area.
Speaker 2: It's called King of Diamonds.
Speaker 3: Have you been No, I was just gonna say, full
Speaker 3: of shit.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm throwing the bullshit card.
Speaker 2: Fine, you want all ship Jesus God. Uh, No, I
Speaker 2: have not been down there.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been to DejaVu?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I have not bullshit and that's it from his connections fuckers.
Speaker 3: I mean you know you've been to that establishment.
Speaker 2: I've been by it. I live in Southfolkore.
Speaker 4: We need to pause the show. I need to go
Speaker 4: out and get my chest waiters, because the bullshit is
Speaker 4: getting deep right now? Please no, oh, Matthew Angelica. All right,
Speaker 4: so it is time for Wiskipedia. It's been a while,
Speaker 4: so we've done with.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for this.
Speaker 4: So do you know what Wiskipedia is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you're gonna ask me stuff. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: know the question.
Speaker 4: All right, you get to go hang out with Kennedy.
Speaker 2: She stills.
Speaker 3: That's actually good because I got a pee. Anyways, perfect
Speaker 3: time for you.
Speaker 4: Watch when you walk into the bathroom. There may be
Speaker 4: exposed nails, so you don't rip your shirt.
Speaker 3: Funny enough, I wore one of my favorite shirts here
Speaker 3: one time. Sorry, and that happened really And you know
Speaker 3: I didn't bring it up because it was my fault, right,
Speaker 3: I'm kind of and I've never brought it up until now.
Speaker 3: But maddles me a shirt, dumb ass. That was bullshit too.
Speaker 2: I was pissed because the hole was big too, showing
Speaker 2: me brisk got one too, brand new shirt. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like God damn. He had probably grabbed the hammer
Speaker 2: and pound it back. He close the door. We just
Speaker 2: move like everything else. Thank you.
Speaker 5: Anyways, So tell So let's tell people what Wiskeypedia is about.
Speaker 4: So Wiskipedia is just general knowledge trivia ship that I
Speaker 4: come up with to see how bad I can stump
Speaker 4: Bruce and Matt and Dustin and.
Speaker 2: Or whoever's here, like Prince George.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's fun.
Speaker 2: George, Prince, sorry back Prince George.
Speaker 4: George, we miss you, come visit and anyways, So just
Speaker 4: general trivia. Matt gets mad because they make him look
Speaker 4: like a fool. And to the point where Matt's like,
Speaker 4: why are we making Matt and Bruce by the way,
Speaker 4: Matt and Bruce go, why are we making the guy
Speaker 4: with two college degrees ask us to trivia questions? Why
Speaker 4: don't we have him do it?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 4: So this is gonna be one one of the trivia
Speaker 4: questions I asked over a year ago. All right, there's
Speaker 4: ten on this list. I'll cut it down to five.
Speaker 4: All right, are you ready, Matthew, Yes, sir, I'll do
Speaker 4: my best. Alrighty, how many yards are in a mile?
Speaker 2: Yards in a mile? Let's do three thousand, four hundred.
Speaker 4: And fifty seventeen sixty.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a lot. Damn okay, way.
Speaker 4: Off, alrighty, so you're over alright.
Speaker 2: The goal is for Bruce and I at least get one.
Speaker 4: Bruce gott eighty percent that one day. He was so
Speaker 4: fucking excited, he was pumped.
Speaker 2: He I think I got I think had eighty percent
Speaker 2: once too.
Speaker 4: And question number two, number two, this eye color is
Speaker 4: actually a genetic mutation.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know, I've heard of this. It's been so
Speaker 2: long a since he's done these.
Speaker 4: That's why I figured I could recurgitate some of these.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Albino's something I don't know.
Speaker 4: Blue eyes, oh ship, let me you know two? Question
Speaker 4: number three, what is the longest river in the world.
Speaker 5: I feel like, oh, you stumped us this one because
Speaker 5: I because we all said a nile. But I think
Speaker 5: that's it though, And it's not the Mississippi. I can't
Speaker 5: think into the river. No, at the Congo River, the
Speaker 5: Amazon Amazon.
Speaker 4: That's what I got. It was the Nile.
Speaker 2: For god, damn it. Matthew, whoa show bro?
Speaker 4: Alrighty sticking with Egypt. Okay, here's a true and false question.
Speaker 4: Cleopatra's reign was closer to the invention of the iPhone
Speaker 4: then the construction of the Great Pyramid. True or false?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 4: That is true. Remember that one Herrain was roughly two
Speaker 4: thousand years before the iPhone was invented, but over twenty
Speaker 4: five hundred years after the Great Pyramid was constructed.
Speaker 2: Fucking crazy, right, all right?
Speaker 4: In question number five, famous Chicago gangster al Capone was
Speaker 4: found to have what disease when admitted to Alcatraz.
Speaker 2: Jacko boo, what's wrong baby? Um all tis all times
Speaker 2: or whatever?
Speaker 4: Fuck syphilis.
Speaker 2: Damn the clap that'll happened.
Speaker 4: Alrighty, I'll go get trapped, you go get.
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Speaker 3: Every Tuesday we're gonna do every other every other Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Tuesday.
Speaker 3: By the way, Kennedy was absolutely jamming out there.
Speaker 2: I heard earlier banger Yeah, but I heard Your.
Speaker 3: Love is My Drug by Kasha, which I enjoyed, and
Speaker 3: followed up by Sexy Back by j T and straight
Speaker 3: Fire over. I enjoyed my time out there, to be honest,
Speaker 3: and it was. It was fun to listen to those.
Speaker 2: Good do you feel better? Get to go potty jack? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you feel better?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: He's gotta let you out?
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna be probably listening to Kesha on
Speaker 3: my entire Well you send me that earlier of you,
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Does it look like that's not
Speaker 3: a bad snap to receive? I'm not getting all fired up.
Speaker 3: I was listening to You and I by Lady.
Speaker 2: Gaga's song alrighty.
Speaker 4: I gotta find his music real quick. Al right already,
Speaker 4: Question number one? How many yards are in a mile?
Speaker 3: What the start that that? Have you seen the Nate
Speaker 3: Bargatski BARGETSI like SNL would you break when he's when
Speaker 3: he's a George Washington like in personing George Washington coming
Speaker 3: over and he's like, and we'll use our own system
Speaker 3: of measurements and like rattling off and.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, I've seen that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was one of them. How many yards
Speaker 3: are in a mile? So yep?
Speaker 4: How was your math?
Speaker 6: Not?
Speaker 2: Not great?
Speaker 3: Because I always forget how many feet are in a mile?
Speaker 4: Because that was.
Speaker 3: So that means you divide that by three? Correct, And
Speaker 3: I can't do that math off the top of my head.
Speaker 3: But so more than a thousand, yes, less than two thousand.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go sixteen.
Speaker 4: Hundred seventeen to sixteen. I mean that was you were
Speaker 4: a lot closer than Matt said three thousand.
Speaker 3: I guess I was simple logic. I even walked you
Speaker 3: right through that one.
Speaker 4: Alrighty. Question number two, This eye color is actually a
Speaker 4: genetic mutation blue. That is correct.
Speaker 3: I have blue eyes. I'm an alien.
Speaker 4: Alrighty. Question number three? What is the longest river.
Speaker 2: In the world?
Speaker 3: Amazon? What nile?
Speaker 4: Alright? Question number four? This is a true and false
Speaker 4: or true or false? Cleopatra's reign was closer to the
Speaker 4: invention of the iPhone than the construction of the Great Pyramid. True,
Speaker 4: that is true.
Speaker 3: That was so obvious that it was true because you're
Speaker 3: just pulling dates.
Speaker 2: Out of yours.
Speaker 4: That was I've seen that on different So her rain
Speaker 4: was roughly two thousand years before the iPhone was invented,
Speaker 4: but over twenty five hundred years after the Great Pyramid
Speaker 4: was built.
Speaker 2: Allegedly legend.
Speaker 4: It's all here said, all right, and question number five.
Speaker 4: Famous Chicago gangster al Capone was found to have what
Speaker 4: disease when admitted to Alcatraz.
Speaker 3: Now, wait, I have some speculations.
Speaker 4: No, it was actually confirmed diagnosis.
Speaker 3: No, I have speculations on my own of what one
Speaker 3: it could be, and I don't know enough about him.
Speaker 3: Was it similar to a conversation we had not too
Speaker 3: long ago?
Speaker 4: Was it regarding this one here?
Speaker 2: Was it on a current show or a recent show? Oh?
Speaker 3: I asked Scott the very first time. Who who it was?
Speaker 3: Freddie Elton? Oh, it's not that though. We're gonna go
Speaker 3: with Louke Gerrigg's disease.
Speaker 4: It is the clap No shit, yeah, A lot of
Speaker 4: people he was undiagnosed with it for so long. A
Speaker 4: lot of people say that's why he as he got older,
Speaker 4: deteriorated so fast.
Speaker 3: It doesn't too noted, really.
Speaker 4: And that's why they have an I.
Speaker 2: Didn't mean it.
Speaker 3: I didn't mean it like that. You took that so
Speaker 3: out of context.
Speaker 2: The more you know, the more you know. No, no,
Speaker 2: no for you.
Speaker 4: Since you're a movie buff, I have a bonus question
Speaker 4: for it.
Speaker 3: Sure, a legend movie buff.
Speaker 4: This nineteen ninety seven Kevin Costner film before I was born.
Speaker 4: You've probably seen it, though, So this nineteen ninety seven
Speaker 4: Kevin Costner film is set in a post global conflict
Speaker 4: world and features a cameo by Tom Petty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh post a hawked a lip yep, Kevin Kosser,
Speaker 3: Is he playing baseball in the movie this one?
Speaker 2: He does not?
Speaker 3: Then, I haven't seen it. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can I take guess you probably read it.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't read. I was trying to read it
Speaker 3: through things, but I didn't see it. Even if he
Speaker 3: read it, he won't know. Those words are probably big. No,
Speaker 3: I forget that he's in water with fantastic film.
Speaker 4: By the way, it gets a lot of hate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was good, and no, I think it's fantastic.
Speaker 4: I think that was his directorial debut and it went
Speaker 4: way over budget. The movie in question was The Postman,
Speaker 4: Never Seen, never seen, a great movie. But he doesn't
Speaker 4: play baseball. No, No, I don't want to watch a
Speaker 4: costume movie. That was wiskipedia. So he got too right.
Speaker 3: But I was closer than man on I one price
Speaker 3: is right rules.
Speaker 4: He went over, Okay, which one did you get right?
Speaker 2: The true? False?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 2: That is yes, yes, that is true.
Speaker 5: All right, Scott, It's time to our picks and do
Speaker 5: every whe you guys want to write them down.
Speaker 2: It would be great.
Speaker 3: Good handwriting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: You do blessing and a curse. If you ever need
Speaker 3: anyone to write out your Christmas cards, don't.
Speaker 4: Call me when you get married. If you ever get married,
Speaker 4: your wife's gonna make you write.
Speaker 2: Is this a NOS?
Speaker 3: And do they still make nos?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: They do.
Speaker 2: They have a grape and they have the youth no
Speaker 2: like I.
Speaker 3: Want the original stuff infurious.
Speaker 2: Yeah they still do.
Speaker 3: But you know the cool part about NOS was in
Speaker 3: the original cans they were bottles actually, and they have
Speaker 3: like the twist things that actually looks like a can
Speaker 3: of noss.
Speaker 4: Matthew, what does NOOS stand for?
Speaker 2: Real nitrogen oxygen?
Speaker 3: That's nitrous oxide? Okay, something nitrous ox side thing.
Speaker 2: For a systems stuff something.
Speaker 4: I always thought it was just nitrous ockside.
Speaker 2: What's the aperc table for it. What nerd.
Speaker 5: Anyways, we're doing our picks, so I don't have everybody
Speaker 5: picks yet. I don't have Bruce's, I don't have Dustin's.
Speaker 5: Scott will do our picks here. I'll do my picks
Speaker 5: and then Sam will probably do his picks later to Scott.
Speaker 5: But I do have James, and I not James. I
Speaker 5: do have Justin and Vincent's man, so you can do
Speaker 5: all the picks.
Speaker 2: Just do you find it gut.
Speaker 4: Instead of putting n two. Oh, they just did it
Speaker 4: as n os.
Speaker 3: It's just so okay, But the so it should have
Speaker 3: been a two real, that would have been great, you know,
Speaker 3: if it was a two instead of an ass.
Speaker 4: But then it'd be then it'd be. But that wouldn't
Speaker 4: be right though, because H two O is two parts hydrogen,
Speaker 4: one part oxygen and two O and because it's nitrous. Die.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at us getting scientific doors.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I can learn to read before you call me
Speaker 4: a door.
Speaker 2: You're right, but put down Justin and Vince as well.
Speaker 2: I did, Okay, Well.
Speaker 3: You said Vincent, so I wrote down Vincent.
Speaker 2: Okay, that works too.
Speaker 4: We didn't get anything from Dustin or Bruce no, we
Speaker 4: did not.
Speaker 5: That's what I said earlier too. But we'll do our
Speaker 5: picks and then when they want to they can chime in.
Speaker 5: So let's quickly do our picks. I don't have a
Speaker 5: a rundown of the recap for overall, but I know
Speaker 5: too well, yeah you are. We all know you're dead last,
Speaker 5: and that happens, and that happens, so it's okay. Anyways,
Speaker 5: I have it right here in the lead. Is that
Speaker 5: from It's from Dustin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that was not also the Miami and Indiana
Speaker 2: Game two because Miami won.
Speaker 4: Well that's we're just doing the NFL picks.
Speaker 2: No, that's going to all of them.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, then Dustin didn't update or something. He just said,
Speaker 4: whoever picked Miami, he got the spread, which would be
Speaker 4: done Bruce and I for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh no. YouTube the Silver Bowl guy said Indiana.
Speaker 3: I said Indiana by twenty four.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize how good because Miami Miami was they
Speaker 4: the spread wasn't covered, so Miami won.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, anyways, all right, so let's take a look
Speaker 2: at the picks.
Speaker 5: First one, we're gonna do the New England Patriots taking
Speaker 5: on the bo Nicks less Denver Broncos. Right now, the
Speaker 5: New England Patriots are fair by four and a half
Speaker 5: points on Better Edge, Scott, what.
Speaker 2: Do you get on Better Edge?
Speaker 4: Put that promo code in BBS and get twenty dollars
Speaker 4: when you sign up go online in the app, get
Speaker 4: twenty bucks. Grease on us when you sign.
Speaker 2: Up Better edge dot com app as well too.
Speaker 4: Literally just said that we've just thrown out there.
Speaker 2: Umm, first game?
Speaker 3: Are you even listening?
Speaker 2: No, I'm trying to focus. Uh So the Patriots are
Speaker 2: favored by four and a half points, Travis, is when?
Speaker 3: No, I want to go last?
Speaker 2: I want to go last? Is this as of today,
Speaker 2: as of this when I sent this is when I did.
Speaker 4: It, so as of six o'clock tonight? Yes, okay, all right, Um,
Speaker 4: I am going with the Patriots. If Bonix had not
Speaker 4: gotten hurt, I would have picked the Broncos. But I
Speaker 4: am going with the Patriots.
Speaker 3: And the Patriots are favored by four and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well can you write that into dude, just book
Speaker 2: four and a half minus four and a half.
Speaker 5: I want to say the Patriots as well. I think
Speaker 5: they're just gonna kick the ship out of the Broncos.
Speaker 5: I don't think that's I don't know what the weather
Speaker 5: forecast is yet for this, because that it does play
Speaker 5: a factor. It is it is in Denver, could see
Speaker 5: a very interesting game. Yeah, okay, Justin's gonna go with
Speaker 5: the Patriots.
Speaker 2: Okay, and Vince is gonna go with the Patriots as well.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: I think a lot of people aren't giving the Broncos.
Speaker 3: I'm going with the Broncos. I am, I am, And
Speaker 3: here's why it's playoff football. You know, the Broncos.
Speaker 4: Obviously took a hit any given Sunday.
Speaker 3: Any given Sunday is right. I don't think they're gonna win.
Speaker 3: But I think the Patriots are gonna win on the
Speaker 3: last second.
Speaker 4: Field goal that would cover the spread.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Like I I just they got
Speaker 3: to prepare for Jared Jared Stidham.
Speaker 4: Hey, he was the heir to Tom Brady at like
Speaker 4: remember that picture ESPN put out a him sitting on
Speaker 4: the throne.
Speaker 3: Yes, crazy work by them. You know, they they swing
Speaker 3: and miss every now and again. But uh no, I
Speaker 3: truly think that it's gonna be a battle. I don't
Speaker 3: think the Patriots are gonna cake walk and the Patriots
Speaker 3: aren't battle tested like a lot of other playoff teams.
Speaker 4: Right now they are.
Speaker 3: They have the easiest schedule in the NFL.
Speaker 4: They are fourteen and three overall and eight and zero
Speaker 4: on the road.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: They haven't played anybody, so, I mean they beat the
Speaker 3: Bills on the road. I was there for that, but
Speaker 3: that's the Bills were kind of fraudulent, not fraudulent this year,
Speaker 3: just banged up and not as good as they have
Speaker 3: been in years past.
Speaker 4: Oh one thing, speaking football, one thing we didn't discuss
Speaker 4: b flow.
Speaker 2: All right, people back the Bikes. I want to bet
Speaker 2: I say it's gonna come back as the defense coordinator.
Speaker 4: Which there is a stick yet. So there's a stipulation
Speaker 4: to his contract extension that if he gets a head
Speaker 4: coaching offer, he's going to take that. But if it's
Speaker 4: not a head coaching offer, he's coming back to Minnesota. Okay,
Speaker 4: I mean good because he basically wanted to From what
Speaker 4: Dustin and Bruce were telling us, he basically wanted to
Speaker 4: tell like Washington in Dallas, and I don't want a
Speaker 4: lateral move. I only wanted to Yeah, And.
Speaker 3: Honestly I saw today the Chargers DC left uhere took.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because now you've got.
Speaker 3: But like, why would you if you're already highly touted
Speaker 3: as a DC doing something like you're doing in Minnesota
Speaker 3: with a core you obviously like working with and built,
Speaker 3: there's really no reason for you to leave for another
Speaker 3: DC job unless it would lead to a promotion.
Speaker 4: That's what I said last night when we were talking
Speaker 4: about I said, if Minnesota were smart and they want
Speaker 4: to keep Flores here, name him assistant head coach.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or associate right coach or whatever, and you know,
Speaker 3: like put some of that with a big pay momp.
Speaker 3: I bet with that title.
Speaker 4: But if you don't want to lose him, yeah, no,
Speaker 4: I yeah.
Speaker 2: I think smart agree. I think smart that way.
Speaker 4: That way, because what happens if Dallas said, we want
Speaker 4: you to be d C, but we're going to make
Speaker 4: you HC too. You know that gives him some incentive to.
Speaker 3: But I don't know how much that they really care
Speaker 3: about that associate head coach tag. And you don't see
Speaker 3: that a lot in well, actually you never see that
Speaker 3: in professional sports a whole lot. Wasn't you see it
Speaker 3: more in college? You see it more in college where
Speaker 3: an assistant coach will get the associate head coach tag,
Speaker 3: but they're still an assistant.
Speaker 5: Coach because I see I see playing like in college,
Speaker 5: like the quarterback's coach is like the interim head.
Speaker 4: Coach the takeover fired.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but still the next in line.
Speaker 4: The interim is when you're acting as but you haven't been.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're associate. The The head guy is the head guy.
Speaker 3: You know his name's in the paper, not you. You're
Speaker 3: not getting interviewed. You just have that tag, and I
Speaker 3: really don't know what it does.
Speaker 2: Waiting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's basically saying, hey, we love you as an assistant.
Speaker 3: We really don't want you to leave. Here's a little
Speaker 3: more money because we're gonna throw this tag on you.
Speaker 5: All right, moving on, Uh, the Rams are taking on
Speaker 5: these sea chickens in Seaattle. Rams are twelve and five
Speaker 5: on the year. The Seattle Sea Chickens are fourteen and three.
Speaker 5: Seattle's favored by two and a half points.
Speaker 4: That's a close spread.
Speaker 2: It's a very close spread. Evince, it's gonna go with Seaattle.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to right this.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I there's no good way.
Speaker 3: This is too crammed. You didn't give me a big
Speaker 3: enough note sheet.
Speaker 4: Here straight there I know how was that a nerds?
Speaker 2: I don't know who I said that was?
Speaker 3: All right? Get on with the others now, I wrote
Speaker 3: the first one. Vince went with Seattle, yep, And Justin's
Speaker 3: gonna go with the Rams. Don't hate that.
Speaker 4: Who you got, Matthew, I'm.
Speaker 5: Gonna probably go with I think Seattle would probably be
Speaker 5: just to stick it like I know what's gonna happen,
Speaker 5: just a stick it to Minnesota, because that'd be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't that be great.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Seattle.
Speaker 4: I got your boy, Matthew Stafford, Oh, it's hard to
Speaker 4: know him. Darnold's gonna fold under the pressure of the spotlight,
Speaker 4: and Stafford's gonna win this game. And since my Bills
Speaker 4: pick went out last week to Stafford is gonna win
Speaker 4: the or win the Super Bowl and right off into
Speaker 4: the sunset like man In did so.
Speaker 3: Lewis, I am also going to take the Rams here,
Speaker 3: my Rams. I've got long time, long time fan. Anyways,
Speaker 3: here's why the Patriots are beating the Broncos, right, But
Speaker 3: the NFL script you guys are forgetting, Yeah, I forget
Speaker 3: what's better? Drake may matched up in a Super Bowl
Speaker 3: with Sam Darnold, who is a.
Speaker 4: Nobody, right redemption story.
Speaker 6: Or.
Speaker 3: You get him facing an old Matthew Stafford, grizz dethroning,
Speaker 3: you know, the king of the castle right now in
Speaker 3: Matthew Stafford. I'm going Rams are going to the super Bowl.
Speaker 3: And I picked Seattle to win the Super Bowl when
Speaker 3: we did our like playoffs, like who's going to win it?
Speaker 3: But I I hate betting against Baker Mayfield and I
Speaker 3: hate betting against.
Speaker 4: Matt Stafford, the old gun slinger.
Speaker 3: I think he's got one more.
Speaker 4: The bills. Was it a catch or was it not
Speaker 4: a catch?
Speaker 3: See, that's the question because I don't even know what
Speaker 3: the fucker catches nowhere.
Speaker 4: In the NFL, because you had a lot of fans
Speaker 4: will say you had the identical play the next.
Speaker 3: Day exactly called differently. But if you ask Gene Sterotor
Speaker 3: wherever the fuck he's at right now.
Speaker 4: Oh, he didn't have possession of it. So it basically
Speaker 4: and the guy picks up.
Speaker 2: It.
Speaker 3: You know, a catch seems like a pretty basic concept
Speaker 3: in the grand scheme of things, But my god, does
Speaker 3: the NFL make it so fucking hard.
Speaker 2: So, but I.
Speaker 3: I think it was it was I think it was?
Speaker 2: But I again, what do I know?
Speaker 3: Did I have a couple of cocktails?
Speaker 5: That what?
Speaker 4: I was getting drunk in the fish house?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: See I can. I'm already legally blind without my glasses.
Speaker 3: I wasn't wearing them that night. What do I know?
Speaker 2: We we at beat ups? No, No, I thinks they
Speaker 2: may snap your beat ups.
Speaker 3: No, I was into luth Oh yeah, I was into
Speaker 3: luth So yeah, hanging out on Superior Street, canal you
Speaker 3: go to Togas.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of that Saratoga saga.
Speaker 3: No, I was like, what, Yeah, that must be the
Speaker 3: nineteen ninety eight fucking showing right there.
Speaker 2: All right, So that's our picks. We'll have the rest
Speaker 2: of the guys later on.
Speaker 3: They have frownie faces for no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's such for them. They had a couple of
Speaker 2: hours to pick.
Speaker 4: What are we at for showtime?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 2: Our forty three were acting up pretty good. Back's pretty brassed,
Speaker 2: But that means a show though.
Speaker 4: Because it's fucking cold, let me sturpidly cold, get on forward,
Speaker 4: pass here and start my pickup. I would you learn today, Matt?
Speaker 2: I learned today that you guys allegedly think I have
Speaker 2: Blue two two boles.
Speaker 5: I one of my friends who uh snapped me and
Speaker 5: said they're going to keep track of how many times
Speaker 5: we say allegedly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Dustin and I were doing that last week.
Speaker 2: I really love it.
Speaker 3: I would say twice over, I'd hammer the over on
Speaker 3: two and a half.
Speaker 4: Probably, oh, he's easily within five minutes of two. But yeah,
Speaker 4: I learned that Matt did not like it when we
Speaker 4: called him a spa.
Speaker 3: No, I did not.
Speaker 4: That was pretty funny.
Speaker 2: Christy, I'm yeah, that's fine. Now it's fine. We got
Speaker 2: a lot of we do have a lot of show
Speaker 2: titles to go through and figure it out.
Speaker 3: When we were like, we have fifteen minutes because I
Speaker 3: started my car, we'll go ahead. I learned that, uh,
Speaker 3: Matt was not on point with the button.
Speaker 4: Board today, the producer was not producing.
Speaker 3: No, And you know, I just also learned that he
Speaker 3: gives himself way more credit for clicking those buttons.
Speaker 4: Then, oh, that's that's where the narcissist attitude comes out.
Speaker 3: Okay, now we're name Colin. You know it rude, but no,
Speaker 3: he you did hurt his feelings a couple of times tonight,
Speaker 3: and I'm not gonna apologize.
Speaker 4: There was one time he was being bad and I
Speaker 4: was like, dude, you're being a total narcissist. Or he's
Speaker 4: He's like, no, I'm being egotistical.
Speaker 3: Dude, such a narcissistic thing to say. That's what I said, Like, no, no,
Speaker 3: I wasn't being an narcissist. I'm being egotistical. You gas lit.
Speaker 3: You were trying to gaslight him.
Speaker 4: Shut the fuck up, guys.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Hey, breaking news.
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Speaker 2: Sick, I've out there plan no fuck no, hell no
Speaker 2: fuck that.
Speaker 3: Did you buy the ring already or just another pack
Speaker 3: of blue shoo?
Speaker 2: Damn?
Speaker 3: Anyway, Valentine's Day is going to be a special day
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