WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.799 The JV Show on Wild ninety four to nine. 2 00:00:02.960 --> 00:00:04.799 Thanks for hanging out with us. 3 00:00:05.519 --> 00:00:07.440 Do we have a first talkback of the day gram? 4 00:00:07.519 --> 00:00:10.599 No tall crickets on the talk pack? No? Are you kidding? 5 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:10.720 No? 6 00:00:10.839 --> 00:00:12.599 First talkback? Can I rant about that? 7 00:00:12.640 --> 00:00:14.320 For sure? 8 00:00:14.439 --> 00:00:16.480 Maybe not a rant, but you know a lot of 9 00:00:16.519 --> 00:00:20.079 people hit us up. Can you, you know, talk about 10 00:00:20.079 --> 00:00:24.519 our event or can you talk about our small business? 11 00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:26.679 Local small business? And I always say, you know, what 12 00:00:26.800 --> 00:00:28.440 would be a great spot to talk about that first 13 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:30.280 talkback of the day because we play whatever the first 14 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:32.759 talkback the day is. And you want to promote an event, 15 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:36.079 or promote your business, or promote your new single that 16 00:00:36.119 --> 00:00:39.600 you're dropping, or in Instagram, get some followers, do a 17 00:00:39.600 --> 00:00:43.320 birthday shout out for a friend, whatever, anything, first talkback 18 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:45.159 could be a great place to do it. Talkback mic 19 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:48.039 is a great feature on the iHeartRadio app other apps 20 00:00:48.039 --> 00:00:50.399 and I don't have that feature, and other radio stations 21 00:00:50.439 --> 00:00:52.200 don't have the feature. And look, it's like your own 22 00:00:52.200 --> 00:00:54.759 personal microphone. You can just use that to announce something 23 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:57.280 to the Bay area and then I come in this morning, 24 00:00:57.280 --> 00:00:59.920 I ain't nobody left the first talkback crickets over there. 25 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:04.319 Wow, just wow, that's all. I gotta say. Wow, now 26 00:01:04.359 --> 00:01:09.040 they're gonna start coming, you know, food, and yeah, not gonna. 27 00:01:09.439 --> 00:01:13.519 We're not gonna look at those things, all right, will no, 28 00:01:13.640 --> 00:01:14.760 we still will yeah. 29 00:01:14.599 --> 00:01:18.680 We will leave on please. I wanted to ask you guys, do. 30 00:01:18.719 --> 00:01:21.000 You well Graham, I already know the answer to this, 31 00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:24.319 but Selena, does your car have that feature where it's 32 00:01:24.359 --> 00:01:26.959 like assisted steering or breaking assistance? 33 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:29.319 Yes, and you have it activated? 34 00:01:29.799 --> 00:01:32.159 Yes, me too. And I don't know if this happens 35 00:01:32.159 --> 00:01:32.560 to you, but. 36 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:34.040 I'd love to turn it off. I don't know how. 37 00:01:34.120 --> 00:01:37.120 Yeah, either, I gotta look at the manual or whatever. 38 00:01:37.159 --> 00:01:39.480 But it's happened to me a few a few times. 39 00:01:39.480 --> 00:01:42.920 And it just happened to me this week where I'm, 40 00:01:43.120 --> 00:01:45.719 you know, on the freeway going maybe like we'll say 41 00:01:45.760 --> 00:01:49.120 sixty five, I'm going to speed limit, sure you are right, Yeah, 42 00:01:49.200 --> 00:01:52.159 and my car just breaks all of a sudden. No 43 00:01:52.319 --> 00:01:54.120 car is in front of me, but it just hits 44 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:57.040 the brakes. Gives me a heart attack basically, and it 45 00:01:57.120 --> 00:02:00.159 starts like beeping because it sensed that something was in 46 00:02:00.159 --> 00:02:00.599 front of me. 47 00:02:00.680 --> 00:02:01.599 A ghost car. 48 00:02:02.560 --> 00:02:06.280 Yeah, my god, my god, we're like a ghost squirrel 49 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:07.040 or something. 50 00:02:08.159 --> 00:02:09.240 Ghost person. 51 00:02:10.919 --> 00:02:11.960 But I got so scared. 52 00:02:11.960 --> 00:02:14.319 I'm glad nobody was behind me, but if somebody had been, 53 00:02:15.039 --> 00:02:18.120 they would have like totally ran in, like uh, crashed 54 00:02:18.120 --> 00:02:20.080 into me, or they would have been like, what is 55 00:02:20.120 --> 00:02:20.840 this person doing? 56 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:25.120 Isn't this dangerous? So my car sometimes when I'm driving, 57 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:28.039 I'm not driving crazy, It'll just it'll think I'm about 58 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:29.000 to go out of the lane. 59 00:02:29.080 --> 00:02:30.560 Maybe I get too close to one of the sides. 60 00:02:30.599 --> 00:02:31.039 I don't know it. 61 00:02:34.400 --> 00:02:38.000 And there's one there's one curve near my house where 62 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:40.120 it does this every single time, and it starts to 63 00:02:40.199 --> 00:02:42.080 jerk the wheel the other way and I'm like trying 64 00:02:42.080 --> 00:02:44.080 to keep it from like not hitting the curve on 65 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:48.560 the other side. It is so dangerous. And then sometimes 66 00:02:48.599 --> 00:02:51.360 when yeah, I'm on the freeway and okay, I'll admit 67 00:02:51.360 --> 00:02:53.000 I'm switching lanes without my signal, if. 68 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:55.360 My signal, if. 69 00:02:54.520 --> 00:02:57.000 My signals off and I'm switching lanes, it goes from 70 00:02:57.039 --> 00:02:59.400 sixty five to slamming on the brakes and I'm like, 71 00:02:59.439 --> 00:03:01.240 oh my god, I hope somebody doesn't think I'm brak 72 00:03:01.280 --> 00:03:01.680 checking them. 73 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:03.280 We start a road rage war. 74 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:06.520 So unless you put your blinker on, it thinks you're 75 00:03:06.599 --> 00:03:07.599 drifting out of your lane. 76 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:09.759 Yeah, so I have to use my stupid blinker. 77 00:03:09.840 --> 00:03:12.520 Now, can we talk about that for a second. As 78 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:14.400 if it's that hard to hit the blinker, can you 79 00:03:14.599 --> 00:03:16.759 let it? Let everyone else do us a favorite, let 80 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:19.240 us know where you're changing lanes. It's not any look 81 00:03:19.280 --> 00:03:22.479 at watch me move my finger. Oh god, the effort 82 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:23.159 that it took. There. 83 00:03:23.520 --> 00:03:25.639 Didn't say it's difficult. But if there's no cars around, 84 00:03:25.680 --> 00:03:26.719 I don't use my blinker. 85 00:03:27.199 --> 00:03:30.120 Yeah, but it just it just sometimes there's a car coming, 86 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:32.280 you may not see it right when you're like, oh, 87 00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:35.199 nobody's around, and then somebody's blasting up behind you. It's 88 00:03:35.199 --> 00:03:37.240 good to let them know that you're about to switch lanes. 89 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:39.759 Agreed, But sometimes I don't not because it's so difficult 90 00:03:39.759 --> 00:03:41.000 to use the blinker. I just don't. 91 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:43.680 Well, if you have a car that breaks automatically or 92 00:03:43.759 --> 00:03:45.759 whatever from latest, yeah, then you should. 93 00:03:46.039 --> 00:03:47.479 Oh yeah, so in that car too. 94 00:03:47.919 --> 00:03:51.159 Yeah, it's scary, but I mean because then it says 95 00:03:51.159 --> 00:03:53.879 like steering required, and when it breaks for you, it 96 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:54.800 starts like beeping. 97 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:57.080 So just it's so dramatic. 98 00:03:57.159 --> 00:03:59.639 It is so dramatic. But then the reason why I 99 00:03:59.680 --> 00:04:00.800 also don't want to remove. 100 00:04:00.639 --> 00:04:02.800 It is because I'm like, dang, like this could help 101 00:04:02.840 --> 00:04:04.960 me out because if I am falling asleep and my 102 00:04:05.080 --> 00:04:07.680 car is drifting out of the lane, it'll wake me 103 00:04:07.759 --> 00:04:10.080 up because it requires you to steer it back the 104 00:04:10.120 --> 00:04:13.000 other way. It kind of the steering wheel kind of 105 00:04:13.000 --> 00:04:14.280 gives you a little bit of resistance. 106 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:18.519 This technology blows my mind. My car doesn't have any 107 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:18.800 of this. 108 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:20.920 Car. 109 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:24.439 Look. I was looking around for car new cars yesterday online. 110 00:04:24.519 --> 00:04:26.199 I was like, you know what I need to I 111 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:28.519 need to get My wife needs a new car even 112 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:31.480 more so than I do. And so I'm looking around. 113 00:04:32.319 --> 00:04:35.759 New cars are expensive. They're really expensive. And then you're like, 114 00:04:35.800 --> 00:04:37.480 do I lease a car? And they're like, I'm just 115 00:04:37.480 --> 00:04:39.480 throwing my money away every month. I don't get it, 116 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:43.079 Like I don't the deals are the deals aren't dealing 117 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:49.560 right now. Everything's expensive and the electric car market can't 118 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:54.480 get That's what I would like, right yeah, but can't 119 00:04:54.480 --> 00:04:58.560 buy a Tesla right now. I don't want I don't 120 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:01.839 want a Tesla, and so like I don't know what 121 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:03.079 to do. And then I was like, you know what, 122 00:05:03.120 --> 00:05:06.160 I'm just curious, like what my old fore Runner is worth. 123 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:07.920 And my wife has an old four Runner two versus 124 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:09.920 a two thousand and two. Mine's the two thousand and 125 00:05:09.959 --> 00:05:11.399 one and they have a lot of miles on him. 126 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:14.240 Go look up a two thousand and two thousand and 127 00:05:14.240 --> 00:05:17.240 one four runner with they still are expensive. I can't 128 00:05:17.240 --> 00:05:18.319 even afford one of those. 129 00:05:18.439 --> 00:05:19.279 Are you serious? 130 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:21.240 I'm telling you those things like there? 131 00:05:21.839 --> 00:05:22.480 I saw one. 132 00:05:22.879 --> 00:05:24.879 I saw a two thousand and two four runner for 133 00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:26.720 over fourteen thousand yesterday. 134 00:05:26.800 --> 00:05:28.879 Oh my god, how is that possible? 135 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:31.319 Just ride your bike everywhere from now on. 136 00:05:31.639 --> 00:05:32.240 It's too far. 137 00:05:32.399 --> 00:05:33.959 I was taking to ride the bike from nap but 138 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:36.439 to work every day one in like. 139 00:05:36.439 --> 00:05:37.319 You get too tired. 140 00:05:37.839 --> 00:05:41.160 The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Time for 141 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:45.000 the four things you need a heads up on to 142 00:05:45.079 --> 00:05:45.759 start your day. 143 00:05:46.879 --> 00:05:50.759 You guys. Scott Peterson got a pickleball prison pounding. 144 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:51.800 What does that mean? 145 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:53.639 He was playing pickleball. 146 00:05:53.160 --> 00:05:56.879 In the yard. He's currently at Mule Creek State Prison 147 00:05:57.120 --> 00:05:59.639 and he hit the ball directly at another inmate in 148 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:03.160 an all out fight. But he's the one that got 149 00:06:03.199 --> 00:06:03.879 his as king. 150 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:05.480 We're brawling over pickleball? 151 00:06:05.560 --> 00:06:07.279 No pickleball? 152 00:06:07.480 --> 00:06:10.600 Yes? Why need to tell me the prison where they 153 00:06:10.680 --> 00:06:14.279 send some of the worst criminals that we have murders 154 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:16.399 and all sorts of other people. And they're just out 155 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:17.319 there on a pickleball. 156 00:06:17.759 --> 00:06:21.199 Yeah, sounds like a country nice country club. 157 00:06:21.279 --> 00:06:21.920 They're hiddings. 158 00:06:22.040 --> 00:06:25.079 The WiFi is so good, the air conditioning is great. Yeah, 159 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:26.959 this is nice. All right, Niner fans, We're still a 160 00:06:27.000 --> 00:06:29.759 bit shell shocks following the complete dismantling of the team 161 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:32.079 this week, But don't worry, because all hope is not lost. 162 00:06:32.079 --> 00:06:33.839 The forty nine ers have reportedly agreed to a two 163 00:06:33.879 --> 00:06:39.000 year deal with DeMarcus Robinson, who Robinson's a wide receiver 164 00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:41.480 who played for the Rams last season. Gives the Niners 165 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:43.399 a decent option if Brandon Ayuk isn't ready to go 166 00:06:43.439 --> 00:06:45.120 at the start of the season because of his knee injury. 167 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:46.920 But who are we kidding? This move doesn't move the 168 00:06:46.920 --> 00:06:50.040 needle at all. I'm still hitting the panic button. This 169 00:06:50.160 --> 00:06:50.720 is the worst. 170 00:06:50.920 --> 00:06:54.240 Yeah, you and everyone else you might already be experiencing 171 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:56.600 some light sprinkles. It will get heavier more into the 172 00:06:56.639 --> 00:06:59.079 afternoon and wins will get stronger. The heaviest rain for 173 00:06:59.079 --> 00:07:01.519 San Francisco, the penn and the East May is expected 174 00:07:01.560 --> 00:07:02.800 between noon and six pm. 175 00:07:02.879 --> 00:07:03.879 So be safe out there. 176 00:07:03.959 --> 00:07:08.519 And just trying to be super specific forecast time. You 177 00:07:08.519 --> 00:07:12.040 know you're gonna whiff on all those It's raining everywhere. Hey, Jemini, besties, 178 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:15.680 your day today is going to be a seven. Wrap 179 00:07:15.759 --> 00:07:19.319 your love around home and family. A new six month 180 00:07:19.360 --> 00:07:24.000 domestic phase arises with tomorrow's eclipse. Seeds planted long ago 181 00:07:24.120 --> 00:07:27.959 will begin to flower. Tend your garden, wow, like your 182 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:30.560 lady garden. I think that's what it means a little bit. Yeah, 183 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:31.560 I think trim the bushes. 184 00:07:31.839 --> 00:07:36.199 Good morning, JB Show. It's San Francisco, gamer Babe, Happy 185 00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:40.600 hump du zimby Or is this the longest week ever? 186 00:07:41.240 --> 00:07:44.079 And I'm only late getting in a talkback because I 187 00:07:44.279 --> 00:07:46.000 just got in my car to go to work. 188 00:07:46.720 --> 00:07:47.920 Let's make it a great day. 189 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:48.680 Love you guys. 190 00:07:48.720 --> 00:07:50.519 Bye, Hey, thank you for that good morning. 191 00:07:51.399 --> 00:07:52.199 Good morning. 192 00:07:53.399 --> 00:07:53.680 All right. 193 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:56.519 Also, I was admitting that, you know, sometimes I will 194 00:07:56.519 --> 00:07:58.759 switch lanes without using the blinker, and I hate that 195 00:07:58.800 --> 00:08:00.639 my car would just like hit the brain, so it's 196 00:08:00.680 --> 00:08:02.120 kind of forcing me to have to use the blinker. 197 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:07.759 It was a show boy, nobody, especially k Steve. Good morning, Yo, Slena, 198 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:12.000 Oh my gosh, I love you, but you're the type 199 00:08:12.000 --> 00:08:13.680 of person that irritates the hell out of me. You 200 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:16.319 don't use your blinker. People who don't use their blinker. 201 00:08:16.399 --> 00:08:20.079 The turn signals are singing. Oh my gosh, it's like 202 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:23.600 it's like you, they say. They say, never let nobody 203 00:08:23.639 --> 00:08:24.399 know your next move. 204 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:26.800 No, let letus know. Tell us where you about to go, 205 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:27.399 tell us. 206 00:08:27.319 --> 00:08:29.600 If you're gonna switch lanes in that, but let you 207 00:08:29.600 --> 00:08:30.160 off bye. 208 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:32.399 Yeah, just try to keep you guys on your toes. 209 00:08:32.440 --> 00:08:36.440 You know, couldn't agree more. Tell us where you're gonna go. 210 00:08:36.679 --> 00:08:38.679 Just love us, know that was good? All right? 211 00:08:38.720 --> 00:08:41.559 Something we do every Wednesday, it's our cool or not 212 00:08:41.720 --> 00:08:42.919 list who throw some things out? 213 00:08:42.960 --> 00:08:45.360 And I ask what we ask? Is that cool or not? 214 00:08:45.399 --> 00:08:48.200 Can I just throw something out? This thing that men 215 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:52.960 are doing to appear more manly. They're having their eyelashes 216 00:08:53.679 --> 00:08:56.440 cut off or like trimmed at the barber shop. Cool 217 00:08:56.519 --> 00:09:00.480 or not not cool their eyelash eyelashes because having long 218 00:09:01.159 --> 00:09:04.000 fake lushes lashes isn't considered manly. 219 00:09:04.480 --> 00:09:07.000 Oh my god, I thought, I thought, But I thought 220 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:10.320 ladies liked that little we have nice lashes. 221 00:09:10.960 --> 00:09:11.320 We do. 222 00:09:12.039 --> 00:09:13.480 No, I'm going to doing that? 223 00:09:13.759 --> 00:09:14.360 Not cool? 224 00:09:14.480 --> 00:09:17.480 You need your eyelashes that I thought protect your eyes? 225 00:09:17.720 --> 00:09:18.799 Do they well? 226 00:09:18.799 --> 00:09:20.519 That's what I can say. It keeps like the dust 227 00:09:20.519 --> 00:09:20.960 and stuff. 228 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:23.759 I don't know. I have lashes barely right now, but 229 00:09:24.120 --> 00:09:25.440 I still get dust in my eyes. 230 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:27.759 I know. I don't think if you want to be 231 00:09:27.799 --> 00:09:29.519 doing much, but you still want them, and it is 232 00:09:29.600 --> 00:09:31.559 not a dangerous game. You cut your eyelashes, do they 233 00:09:31.559 --> 00:09:32.080 grow back? 234 00:09:33.240 --> 00:09:34.639 They just like they do? 235 00:09:34.919 --> 00:09:37.039 But but like, hell is slow. 236 00:09:37.159 --> 00:09:39.480 I'm not playing that game. You don't want to gamble 237 00:09:39.519 --> 00:09:39.799 with that. 238 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:42.000 And you see the videos that are online and they're 239 00:09:42.039 --> 00:09:44.240 like in the barber chair and they have like the 240 00:09:44.600 --> 00:09:46.960 are they called clippers, huh, And they're. 241 00:09:46.759 --> 00:09:49.039 Like up to their eyeball like trimming the lashes. 242 00:09:49.080 --> 00:09:50.000 It's so scary. 243 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:53.039 So they're like buzzing them high and tight, like real 244 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:53.919 close like but. 245 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:56.879 Yeah, buzzing them off. They're all straight. I don't know. 246 00:09:56.960 --> 00:09:57.759 I like lashes. 247 00:09:58.679 --> 00:10:01.320 There's something I don't think you notice. Even if a 248 00:10:01.320 --> 00:10:04.039 guy has pretty long lashes, I don't think. 249 00:10:04.080 --> 00:10:06.480 Yeah, like it doesn't make you like feminine looking. 250 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:09.480 I don't think it's a feature that stands out enough. 251 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:11.639 It's what you get real close to somebody's face and 252 00:10:11.679 --> 00:10:14.519 you might notice them, but on just day to day 253 00:10:14.559 --> 00:10:16.759 I couldn't tell you what anybody's I couldn't tell you 254 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:19.000 what any of my guy friend's lashes look like, not 255 00:10:19.000 --> 00:10:22.159 a single I have no clue, no idea, and they're cute. 256 00:10:22.320 --> 00:10:24.279 Keep them, Graham, Would you like to throw something in? 257 00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:26.039 I would? What do you guys think cool or not? 258 00:10:26.240 --> 00:10:29.159 Betting on your kids sports games? Don't tell me you 259 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:32.679 do this, well, just tell me if it's cool or not. 260 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:37.200 I do not know. So last weekend was my daughter's 261 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:40.519 softball opening days. She hadn't played softball before, and we 262 00:10:40.519 --> 00:10:44.039 were playing against uh They had a doubleheader, two games, 263 00:10:44.080 --> 00:10:46.840 which was a lot for a five year old. And 264 00:10:47.759 --> 00:10:50.639 I look across the you know, to the opposing bleachers, 265 00:10:50.639 --> 00:10:52.480 and I was a buddy of mine sitting over there. 266 00:10:52.559 --> 00:10:55.120 His daughter's on the opposing team. Oh my god. We 267 00:10:55.320 --> 00:10:57.320 may or may not have made a couple of wagers 268 00:10:57.360 --> 00:10:59.879 on the game, well, betting the score or anything, but 269 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:01.799 we were betting which one of our daughters would get 270 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:05.480 a hit first, and our money was safe because neither 271 00:11:05.480 --> 00:11:09.039 of them did. They both they both whiffed. But I 272 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:11.039 thought that was a fun little It's just something to 273 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:13.840 keep it more interesting. You know, it's kids sports. There's 274 00:11:13.879 --> 00:11:16.240 not a lot happening out there, I guess, And you 275 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:18.559 know your daughter gets a hit before mine, you get 276 00:11:18.600 --> 00:11:19.799 ten bucks. What's the big deal? 277 00:11:19.960 --> 00:11:23.679 I guess it's acceptable a little if you are betting 278 00:11:23.799 --> 00:11:27.080 on your kid doing the better thing, if you're betting 279 00:11:27.080 --> 00:11:29.159 against your own kid because maybe you know that he is. 280 00:11:29.519 --> 00:11:32.000 Not a bad idea. Actually, don't do that. I could 281 00:11:32.039 --> 00:11:33.039 have made more money that. 282 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:36.600 Way, but also don't pressure your kid to do better 283 00:11:36.639 --> 00:11:37.720 because you have money on them. 284 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:39.159 Yeah, then you're getting extra aggressive. 285 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:41.279 Bands be having fun. 286 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:44.639 You don't tell them. Although my son overheard it and 287 00:11:44.679 --> 00:11:48.000 he's like, what's the bet? Did we win? Did we 288 00:11:48.080 --> 00:11:50.840 just win right there? I'm like, no, because they had 289 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:53.799 to bring out they coach pitch for the first few 290 00:11:53.840 --> 00:11:56.080 pitches in softball, and then if you don't hit one 291 00:11:56.120 --> 00:11:57.559 of those, and then they bring out the tea like 292 00:11:57.639 --> 00:11:59.960 t ball, and then you know, my daughter get hit 293 00:12:00.120 --> 00:12:02.639 that and so she got to hit there, but that 294 00:12:02.720 --> 00:12:05.600 didn't count. That didn't count. My son Ford was very confused, 295 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:08.159 You didn't she just? I think we get five bucks 296 00:12:08.159 --> 00:12:08.440 for that? 297 00:12:08.559 --> 00:12:08.720 Right? 298 00:12:08.919 --> 00:12:10.480 No? Zip it? 299 00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:14.840 The JV Show on Wild ninety four every Wednesday. 300 00:12:14.679 --> 00:12:18.799 Good Morning JV shows Just earning myself from Conquer. 301 00:12:20.519 --> 00:12:22.519 Yeah, that's it. That's all I want to say. 302 00:12:22.559 --> 00:12:23.080 Good morning. 303 00:12:23.919 --> 00:12:25.600 I wanted to say, how are you guys doing? 304 00:12:25.720 --> 00:12:26.759 But I really don't care. 305 00:12:27.960 --> 00:12:29.960 All right, and you're your day? 306 00:12:30.159 --> 00:12:34.200 Never mind, let me enjore my day. 307 00:12:35.000 --> 00:12:37.399 Wow, dude, I didn't know we were beefing with herself 308 00:12:37.399 --> 00:12:39.919 from Conquer, but let me to that. Let me say 309 00:12:40.039 --> 00:12:40.480 guess what. 310 00:12:44.039 --> 00:12:44.200 Day? 311 00:12:44.279 --> 00:12:44.480 Yeah? 312 00:12:45.440 --> 00:12:48.360 We still love him, all right. So last week in 313 00:12:48.440 --> 00:12:52.159 Mount Pleasant with Canson, a four year old boy called 314 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:54.559 nine one one on his mom. 315 00:12:55.960 --> 00:12:56.039 My. 316 00:12:56.200 --> 00:12:57.919 Mom, Okay, what's going on? 317 00:13:00.320 --> 00:13:01.159 My mommy? 318 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:02.840 You know your not hi? 319 00:13:02.919 --> 00:13:04.120 What's going on over there? 320 00:13:06.519 --> 00:13:17.600 And four jail? I ate his ice cream? 321 00:13:17.720 --> 00:13:20.080 So that's probably why he's calling nine one one. 322 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:21.919 He was mad the mommy made his ice cream. 323 00:13:22.080 --> 00:13:24.840 Dude, that a jailable offence in my mind. 324 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:26.840 I honestly it should be, except for the times that 325 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:30.720 I do it. And so the officers show up to 326 00:13:30.759 --> 00:13:33.759 the door. Did you call the police? 327 00:13:34.440 --> 00:13:34.679 Yes? 328 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:40.360 Why mommy to go to jail? 329 00:13:41.480 --> 00:13:42.759 Ice cream? 330 00:13:43.600 --> 00:13:47.120 So is there why you're upset? So they laughed about incident. 331 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:48.840 They just wanted to make sure that like there wasn't 332 00:13:48.840 --> 00:13:51.399 anything like else going on there, and then it was 333 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:53.159 so cute. The officers went back the next day and 334 00:13:53.159 --> 00:13:56.440 they surprised him with ice cream. I thought that was 335 00:13:56.480 --> 00:13:59.240 so cute. Did you guys ever call nine one one 336 00:13:59.279 --> 00:14:01.240 as a kid? I don't think so. 337 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:02.840 I think I was scared too, I. 338 00:14:02.799 --> 00:14:07.120 Know I did. I'm so scared too, I know. I 339 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:10.320 remember as a kid just being so curious. I did 340 00:14:10.360 --> 00:14:12.759 do it, and please don't do this now. As an adult, 341 00:14:12.759 --> 00:14:14.639 you know why you're not supposed to play around with 342 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:18.200 this number. It's reserved for emergencies only. But as a child, 343 00:14:18.600 --> 00:14:20.720 I was like, let me just test out what would happen. 344 00:14:20.799 --> 00:14:22.879 And I remember calling and then they called back and 345 00:14:22.919 --> 00:14:23.519 they talked to my. 346 00:14:23.519 --> 00:14:26.000 Parents, and that was scary. 347 00:14:26.120 --> 00:14:28.120 And then you got a starn talking too from your parents. 348 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:29.679 I don't remember them being really upset. 349 00:14:29.720 --> 00:14:31.120 I don't even think they said anything to me. 350 00:14:31.799 --> 00:14:35.559 But I remember a couple years later telling my my 351 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:38.200 younger sister how I did that and the police called back, 352 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:41.120 and she was like, let me try. So she did it, 353 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:42.399 and the police showed up. 354 00:14:44.080 --> 00:14:49.080 You're wasting taxpayers dollars and then precious resources they could 355 00:14:49.080 --> 00:14:51.480 have been responding to an actual emergency. Yeah, it turns out, 356 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:52.919 I tell you're an idiot. 357 00:14:52.960 --> 00:14:53.159 I know. 358 00:14:53.399 --> 00:14:55.600 Five and six year olds don't think about that stuff. Graham. 359 00:14:55.679 --> 00:14:57.519 Yeah, that's good. 360 00:14:57.720 --> 00:14:58.480 I never did that. 361 00:14:59.080 --> 00:15:02.120 No, just I just did it accidentally once because I 362 00:15:02.159 --> 00:15:02.759 forgot I. 363 00:15:02.679 --> 00:15:04.080 Think you butt dialed the car. 364 00:15:04.200 --> 00:15:06.039 No, but at work, you know how with the work 365 00:15:06.080 --> 00:15:07.799 phone you have to dial nine to one before you 366 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:10.960 dial anything else. I accidentally clicked another one and then I. 367 00:15:10.960 --> 00:15:12.799 Panicked, so I hung up. But then they called back 368 00:15:12.840 --> 00:15:15.919 and I was like, no, like wild number. 369 00:15:16.000 --> 00:15:19.519 It wasn't from the wild answer back like walthony. 370 00:15:18.039 --> 00:15:23.159 F HI, who's sorry? You're calling nineteen And they're like, 371 00:15:23.240 --> 00:15:29.159 no these emergency services. No, sorry, you're called calling nineteen. 372 00:15:29.240 --> 00:15:31.039 Callback later for Disneyland tickets. 373 00:15:32.279 --> 00:15:33.600 All right, Graham, what do you have? 374 00:15:34.000 --> 00:15:36.720 So the owner of a London comedy club. I can't 375 00:15:36.759 --> 00:15:38.759 tell if this is actually true or not, but they 376 00:15:38.759 --> 00:15:41.480 have made an official announcement that they are banning audience 377 00:15:41.559 --> 00:15:42.879 members with botox. 378 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:44.120 Oh I heard about this. 379 00:15:44.360 --> 00:15:47.159 There's the Mark Rothman. He's the owner of Top Secret 380 00:15:47.240 --> 00:15:51.080 comedy club in London. He says that both of their 381 00:15:51.159 --> 00:15:53.679 he's got two comedy clubs, said both venues they're not 382 00:15:53.720 --> 00:15:56.279 going to allow patrons with botox injections to be in 383 00:15:56.320 --> 00:15:59.960 the audience for comedy shows because they're performers. Their comedians 384 00:16:00.399 --> 00:16:03.320 have been complaining that they're finding it really challenging to 385 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:07.879 gauge audience engagements and reactions because they look into the 386 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:10.480 crowd and they just see a bunch of blank stares. 387 00:16:11.240 --> 00:16:14.120 There's not enough expression on people's faces, so they can't 388 00:16:14.159 --> 00:16:17.120 tell if their jokes are landing and if what they're 389 00:16:17.159 --> 00:16:20.799 performing is hitting with the audience or not. Look again, 390 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:23.000 I can't tell if this is just for publicity, But 391 00:16:23.279 --> 00:16:25.159 do you think there's an element of truth to this? 392 00:16:25.279 --> 00:16:30.240 As people's faces in the general population have changed, Yep, 393 00:16:30.519 --> 00:16:32.159 and they become more motionless. 394 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:34.440 See I think I. 395 00:16:34.360 --> 00:16:39.240 Think a little yes and no. So I do get botox. 396 00:16:39.080 --> 00:16:41.240 And I guess you're not allowed to come to the show. 397 00:16:41.320 --> 00:16:43.039 Yeah, I would be banned from this, but it doesn't 398 00:16:43.080 --> 00:16:45.919 stop you from like smiling and like laughing. 399 00:16:45.960 --> 00:16:47.360 If you were laughing at something, I. 400 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:48.279 Will say that, you know what I mean. 401 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:50.799