Speaker 1: Boys are back in town.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Deadla Podcast, episode number three hundred and two.
Speaker 3: Holy shit, man, that's like two more than the other week.
Speaker 2: And you know what that means, right, What the hell
does that mean? We're taking it to the land of
the extreme.
Speaker 3: Oh well, thank you.
Speaker 2: ECW on TNN, October sixth, two thousand. I believe this
is the last episode on TNN.
Speaker 3: For them, That is correct, the final ECW on TNN.
Quite the run a year or so, maybe just over
a year or just under one of those is right,
but eased to on TNN coming to a close here,
I mean, obviously we've already reviewed the final episode of
Hardcore TV that happens a few months after this, so
this ends before Hardcore TV, so a little more time
for ECW after this. But it's not looking great for.
Speaker 4: ECW, and for that we think, no, no, dare you
to throw me the hell off the air? Hey pickfucker, Wait,
don't do it.
Speaker 2: I was bluffing before we get into that. We have
some Deadlock updates. Watch this on the Patreon. It's a mystery.
Speaker 3: Enjoy It's it's a mystery to even eye. It's a
mystery to James.
Speaker 2: The SG thread is probably up.
Speaker 3: Dude, it is up. It's definitely fucking goddamnit. Huh, it's
absolutely up. You didn't fucking fix that because I but
it is up, and it will be up and everyone
can post in it. And they're probably posting it already. James,
you're just late to the party. You don't know the
watch this. It's a mystery and the SGA's thread is
already up, and they're already suggesting what we should watch
in the month of June. They're already doing it, and
for that.
Speaker 2: We The retro sink is the episode of Raw from
two thousand and three where.
Speaker 1: Caine shocks Caine's balls.
Speaker 3: Yeah shots, right, Okay, what's Yeah, fantastic episode.
Speaker 2: You never know what you're gonna get with Kane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the retro sincts of course, the biweekly series
where Doved sinks the footage to our review of an episode.
And this is the as jameson episode where well, where
Kate's shots. He's a six sigmas of that one. I
don't remember it like that. I mean it's been a
while now, so I'm excited to look back on that one.
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I just threw my phone into the garbage. Can I
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Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna go do that. I'll be right back.
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In fact, a lot of them I don't want to answer,
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have taken and we've picked some questions here. I'll begin
for us, gentleman, and question number one, Oh shit, number one?
Speaker 2: Who shot Caine's ball?
Speaker 3: Is it a B ninety six ever brought us? Or
is it c Shane?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I gotta go with a Now, you're just trying to
confuse me with the Kane Shane thing.
Speaker 2: That was a million dollar question too, dude, just one.
Speaker 3: You asked yourself a million dollar question and one and
gave yourself a million dollars.
Speaker 2: That's why they call me the million dollar Man.
Speaker 3: We have a question here, hey, Johnny, I'm gonna beat
in Tokyo three for the Human Instrumentally Project. What's going
to do before the third impact starts? Asks? Wow? Okay,
got it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Genesis, that's the Genesis.
Speaker 3: Reference, dude, Neon's on the show. Question for Tony, if
you had a tiny clone of James, would you torture it?
It's very easy question. No, wow, that's a good friend.
Why it's not really hurting James? Tody.
Speaker 1: I would just torture the real James, not the tiny clone.
Speaker 3: I would shot the little tiny James balls jams shot
tiny James bass covin suit.
Speaker 1: Of the Patreon.
Speaker 3: All right, Tony Star, I have yes.
Speaker 1: No, maybe I d K. Can you repeat that question?
That's not the question though, Oh, the question is what's
your go to ice cream flavor?
Speaker 3: So like salted caramel counts as an ice cream flavor?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, it doest, but like not adding caramel on
top of it, you know, No, I was talking about.
Speaker 2: Ice cream, not like mix sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like you know you bought it. Like guess, uh,
what's that Ben and Jerry's any of those flavors.
Speaker 3: Right, Oh, well that's fucking they got a lot of.
Speaker 1: Right, because that's that's already like I don't really like that,
but you know what I mean, it's just got like
everything you could ever My favorite.
Speaker 3: I'll say he's done in. My favorite Ben and Jerry's
is American Dream. I love that fun You ever had that, James?
You know what this is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: Actually it's got a cone in it, right.
Speaker 3: It's got Yeah, it's the fucking ice cream with it.
It's like fudge and caramel and like, yeah, the waffle
cone pieces in it. That ship is awesome. Or I
go with fish food, which is also fucking.
Speaker 1: Delicious Swedish fish in it.
Speaker 3: No, the fish food one's the fucking uh dirt dirt
Marshall and like fucking fudge and Rumald ship that it's
not real fish food ass Like, so what is yours? James?
What you like?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't eat Ben and Jerry's like that.
Speaker 1: It does just any ice cream, like if you're gonna
get ice cream?
Speaker 2: Oh without the do we get ice cream?
Speaker 3: Oh? Run? I mean, I don't know. If there's a
better answer to.
Speaker 2: That, I would have to go with vanilla ice cream?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Ice cream? Wow?
Speaker 2: So yeah, Jeff Ardy.
Speaker 3: Will why why not? Why not?
Speaker 2: That's a very popular ice cream guys, super popular. People love.
But the scream.
Speaker 1: Ship ship.
Speaker 3: You want yours?
Speaker 1: I'd say like cookie dough probably I love not cookie
dough ice cream?
Speaker 5: Wow, vanilla cookie dough and dirty drops his vanilla going
on the ground and oh yeah, this is that's dirt.
Speaker 1: Like the little bits of cookie doing it. You know
this question, James, you have to put the next question.
Speaker 2: You know, I have a question. I have a question
here from Dan Reicher. Hey the guy.
Speaker 1: Copy of Matt have you yet?
Speaker 3: No, it didn't make it back to me. Though it
made it back to America. I did bring it with me, just.
Speaker 1: You didn't have to declare that that you got that dude.
Speaker 3: The guy the fucking cop in line wanted to watch
with me, Fucking Dan Riker, I mean, I mean, good
on it. We'll talk about Dan record. Congrats to him
and the fucking Giant Bomb Boys for stealing the company.
Speaker 2: The Great Heights.
Speaker 3: You guys worked out awesome for you guys. I'm very
proud of you boys. Keep it up, all right. I
have a question here from Will Carrera Corea. Uh. He says,
have any of y'all seen the new Final Destination movie?
And if so, do you guys like it? Or nah?
We did? We actually saw it together.
Speaker 2: Which is wait, I have a good question where Tony go.
Speaker 3: Oh fucking shit.
Speaker 2: I guess I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 3: I think he told me he went to go to
his Roku tv uh to find the Deep in of
You on demand apps, so it might take him a second.
Speaker 2: I hope he finds it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he'll report back soon, hopefully by the
end of the segment. So yeah, fun on those station.
We uh, we saw it together. Actually we went to
uh the old Alamo Draft House. Got to We did
get front row seats for that one, because that's all
I was left. It was a it was a packed house,
but I will say I did not mind the front
row seat. I think in my brain, I think there
are were seats than they are. Maybe back in the
day they were, but they're not anymore. Like they're kind
of normal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're back just enough where I don't feel like
I'm straining my neck or anything. Especially as a verified
old man. It wasn't that bad.
Speaker 3: I have to tell you, you're not an unstatus here that year, right,
like we're we're still not there.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Some people think twenty seven is old.
Speaker 3: That sucks.
Speaker 2: You guys are going to have a root awakening when
you start getting older. You get into twenty seven, man,
that's just gonna go by like this, I'd tell you
it's gone.
Speaker 3: It's fucking gone. Yeah, absolutely so final Destination. I okay,
So I always go into Final Destination movies like kind
of brainless, not brainless. Maybe that's no way, but I
don't really like have much thought of the lore or
shit like that, right, So, like, I just want to
see the most ridiculous fucking kills in the ninety minutes
to you know, two hour span or whatever the fuck
it is over that period of time. And I liked
it a lot of fucking ridiculous kills. The spoilers, I
guess for anyone that was looking to see it. The
h I mean, the opening scene is fucking awesome, like
that whole like dream sequence there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, with the.
Speaker 3: Skyview like Anny, Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I thought that was really nice. I thought that they
did super well on that and played into a lot
of tropes that I think played out very nicely and
they look cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I will say a lot of the kills were actually
I don't know if there was any kills that were
not CGI. I'm trying to think of any off the
top of my head that I saw, but I think
they were all CGI, and some of them you could
very very much tell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure, which is you know.
Speaker 2: Just something I don't. I don't try not to take
away points when I'm thinking of a movie for that,
but I definitely am like a like an anti CGI.
Speaker 3: Guess. Oh you like practical effects crazy, don't you.
Speaker 2: I do. Yeah, It's like a big part of why
I watch horror movies, just because that's fair. I think
it's just an art you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, that's fair. I mean, there was a
lot of fucking fun kills in this, I uh the
only I guess my biggest issue that I had with
it was I guess the I don't know what you
would act of it, maybe the last act or whatever.
It just felt like the ending of the movie maybe
the last half hour was rushed, if that's the right word.
Like it felt like they got to a point and
was like, Okay, we have to kill like six people,
so let's fucking let's get on and pop an end.
I didn't really like how they killed off the fucking
mom I thought that was it was a little too
ha ha for a moment that like, I don't know,
I thought was it probably should have been a a
good deal, like she survives and then she's dead, and
then the ship at the end where like the reveal
of oh you, the girl like actually didn't die, so
she's fucking still on you know, death's door, and then
they get killed by train and logs, which is funny.
But I don't know. I don't know if I can
any of these just end with someone living. It's just impossible.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I mean I don't think that's possible, especially now. Yeah,
I don't think that's like man, because I think the
I think the thing throughout the movie was that if
you fuck with death, it gets messy. So why not
have a train run through a fucking residential area.
Speaker 3: I mean it went for a minute too. It had
some had some legs on it, but yeah, there was
just some kills that was like, ah, I felt like that.
Speaker 2: You know, it was super funny was that when they
went to talk to the mom and she was that
like the house with like the looked like there were
zombies outside, like you know, like it felt like a house.
She was killed on a zombie defense game.
Speaker 3: Fucking grandma. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know how that's gonna stop death. If anything,
I feel like that would like encourage death to be like, wow.
Speaker 3: I have a lot of options.
Speaker 2: I could kill you with any of these things.
Speaker 3: Wow, I could just crumble this house. What do you
do that? Really?
Speaker 2: I might just strike this down with lightning. That would
be pretty cool.
Speaker 3: That would be awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So, I mean I think that I enjoyed it. It
was like a popcorn horror, a good one. I thought
the writing was was pretty clever. I enjoyed like the characters,
which is a big thing with these movies A lot
of the times, with a lot of the final destinations.
I feel like the characters are usually like they have
a hard time making you give a shit about them
before they die. Yeah. Yeah, so you're just kind of
waiting for them to die.
Speaker 1: Which is the case with a lot of movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: But I think they did a good job of making
like the characters maybe you don't want to see it.
Maybe it was more about how maybe they can live
even though they don't, but like, you know, how can
they live? Like I thought the scene with the tattoo
guy where they did the fake where he was in
the tattoo shop, yeah yeah, like they had nothing to
do with it. I thought that was a good idea
and played back around into if he was really a
part of the family or not, you know. And I
thought that was really well done. And I like the
I like the scene where they were in the It
was like in the background of the neighborhood where they're like,
oh no, I'm not going to die here, and then
the background like the garbage soccer. Yeah, like that whole thing.
I thought that was like well done. Yeah, they had
some good ideas here for sure, and it felt like
they respected the series. I do agree that like the
last bit of the movie was like a little too
on the nose of like, you guys remember Final Destination, right, yeah, yeah,
I was here. We were here.
Speaker 3: I guess. I wonder if, dude, we were the whole time. Yeah,
I mean, I guess because I did see a couple
of people say like it felt like a movie pandering
to Final Destination fans, which I don't know if that's
like a bad thing, but it did feel like a hey, there,
you remember this the logs?
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I remember the logs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see the fucking logs. Guys.
Speaker 2: They did a nice scene with Tony Todd. Of course,
he passed away one and he was a big part
of these movies. I think he was supposed to be
a representation for death or something that we didn't really
know what he what he was, but it turns out,
you know, he was a little kid in the beginning
of this movie, which was a nice, like little storybook
ending for a character in this movie, and it was
very nice. I heard that, like his little speech at
the end was like not written and he just like
kind of wanted to say goodbye because he knew he
was passing away soon.
Speaker 3: Oh. I thought that was pretty that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, dope, you know, legendary horror guy also in
the Hatchet movies, which I yeah, everyone always talks about
like candy Man and ship, but yeah, he was a
hatchet too, and that ship was cool.
Speaker 3: I still have to watch that. You gotta make me
watch it next time them over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're dope movies. I enjoy them. But yeah, so,
I mean, like that was really sweet, you know, especially
especially because he passed away, and like the fact that
they were able to record that and ship, like, uh,
pretty just pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it was quiet. I enjoyed it. I had
a good time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a good time watching the movie. I
I still don't know if this I enjoyed this a lot.
I don't know where it ranks. I haven't even thought
about where it ranked from these movies. But I do
remember my my first time watching maybe was the last
one or the fourth one where they took it back
around to the first movie where they got on the airplane.
Speaker 3: On the airplane, Yes, I will never forget that.
Speaker 2: That is such a legendary ending for a movie. Here,
this one, this one kind of felt like it didn't
even want to try to give me something cool. Obviously
you're not going to be able to match that, but
this one was just kind of like, here's everything.
Speaker 3: Some in but like, I mean that's like, what could
you even do to even touch that?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, but yeah, that fucking I always
remember that first time seeing that that where they were
on the plane. Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 3: I just couldn't believe what I was watching.
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck. I didn't even know
the timelines were the same, like during the minute either.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't know that was. I thought they were
just all like, you know, the same theme, but not connected.
Speaker 2: Like yeah, yeah, was working overtime in that one.
Speaker 3: He's a beast. Yeah, Like the MRI in this.
Speaker 2: One was cool too. I'm just thinking about the scenes,
the different.
Speaker 3: Scenes, So it was fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're just kind of pulled him in or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was that was Oh dude. Yeah with the
I tried to kill.
Speaker 2: With the allergy.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, the fucking machine was so strong that it
was pulling Homeboys dick piercing wow, and his nipples.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, he should have just went out at the
tattoo shot. This was fucked up.
Speaker 3: It's fucking way worse. Yeah, I mean, like I said,
I mean like I don't I don't ever have a
real like uh not opinion on if that's the right word.
But like final deestimate nation, movies kind of all ranked
the same for me, where it's I enjoy them for
what they are, so I don't really think much about
the lore, which is I'm okay with that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I care more about the timeline than the lore.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's fucking true. That's fair. Yeah, no, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of horror, I have a horror question here. Rye
Back says, feed me more. I don't if you ever
answer this, but he said, what horror crossover would you
want most? In the vein of Freddy versus Jason? Have
you ever talked about that?
Speaker 2: I think we did, but I'll talk about it again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not against again.
Speaker 2: Uh, Chucky versus the Scorpion King.
Speaker 1: Like the first version of the literally shitty PS two
version of the Rock.
Speaker 6: Rock Rock more often imagine versus Chucky that it would
have been nuts The silent dude Brandon Fraser from The
Whale Chalk You Watch Out.
Speaker 2: From the.
Speaker 3: Chalk Watch Out.
Speaker 2: Look at this.
Speaker 3: Jabron says that I'm gonna shine chucking up real nice
and stuck him up the whales. Ass.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he's doing the thing.
Speaker 3: Stop him, dude, I be.
Speaker 1: Like three boring minutes of this movie.
Speaker 3: I was thinking movie Cain versus Jacob good Night so
Caane Shock good Night's balls. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that's great answer, Pretty good.
Speaker 1: I'd put Freddy grugainst Jason Voorhies.
Speaker 3: In the same man, Freddy, I do Freddy versus Jason.
Speaker 2: Jason Christmas Freddy and Freddie versus Jason would be great movies.
Speaker 1: Jason versus.
Speaker 3: You got a question?
Speaker 2: So I have a question here from Carolina Panthers legend
Don Marinia.
Speaker 3: There he is.
Speaker 2: Did you go to Japan just so you could book
the Astronauts?
Speaker 3: Wow? Who the fuck told you that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's talking? What the fuck? Yes, we would do
anything to book the Astronauts well Japan, like, what the fuck?
The best?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a great two shows of the Astronauts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would like to have many more shows with
the Astronauts.
Speaker 2: Do please a lot more?
Speaker 3: Actually, I also have I have another Japan question here,
and since you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, shoot it all, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Todd Phillips asks what's your favor a convenience store in
Japan and what's your favorite item to get there? So,
I mean, you know there's I mean seven to eleven
would be my go to, but I do like the
uh what was the family.
Speaker 2: Mar Family Mart has the family chicken and then you
could put that in between the pancakes.
Speaker 3: Oh who put us onto that? Was it?
Speaker 2: Jeff?
Speaker 3: Jeff did? That's right? Yeah, Jeff, Yeah, that's an awesome hack. Yeah,
that's fucking insane. Yeah, I mean like, yeah, I'll the
chicken from any of those places.
Speaker 2: You can buy just one. So you buy one packet
of the pancake bakery eyes.
Speaker 3: It comes with two, right, and.
Speaker 2: You only need the one, so you have another one
that you could eat, and then you get a family
chicken and then you put a put it between the gimmick.
It's awesome.
Speaker 3: It's fucking sick. Yes, we have a question here from
who hates him? Who hates him? Ask? Longtime listener? And
I got one question? Who hates him?
Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know, we have to figure that out.
That's all we've been asking. That's why everyone's been asking.
Speaker 3: Everyone has been asking, So if anyone could tell us
that would be That would be awesome. I'd love to know.
I have a question here from are you seriously watching
deepw on demand by yourself? Now I'm with the boys asks.
I recall y'all mentioning Deadlock the game several opencas ago.
What are your thoughts on it, especially since they got
some Mojo to voice one of the characters. Did I
know that?
Speaker 2: Oh? I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if he was.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know Deadlock character.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that's I think I was thinking the same we.
I think we talked about Deadlock on the Deadlock the
game on the show. Once we played a couple of times.
I wasn't crazy about it. I think you might have
liked it more than I did, But you're used to
those games more, I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, I used to play League, so I'm kind
of used to those type of games, so I knew
kind of what was the deal with it and everything.
I can't say I was in love with it. When
you dropped it. I was more than happy to drop it.
Speaker 3: Sure, Yeah, I mean I tried. I just I don't
play games like that often, and I was like, I'd
rather play something that's closer to home, and we'd probably
have more fun with and I mean we would be
the only two playing in anyways, not like Chris or.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, that was an impossible task in itself.
Speaker 3: Is it still like people still play that? Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a it's a valve game. I imagine it
stays alive for a long time. You know, TF two
is still popular. People still play Team Fortress.
Speaker 3: That's true. I was playing. People still play Left for Dead. Yeah,
well left I mean that's we should go back and uh,
we should play Left for Dead together. Back for Blood
we did play that, and that was a shame. I
was so fucking excited for that game, man. I was
so fucking excited because like they are so many fucking
hours and Left for Dead dude, like both of them,
like in Left for Dead one End two I have
fucking like maybe five hundred hours each or something like that.
And like Back for Blood, I knew it was never
gonna be close, like you know, it's hard to capture
that feeling again, but like I thought it would give
me something, and they stupid fucking cards like get the
fuck out of here that ship man, Yeah, Bomber, Sorry,
I know this is about Deadlock the game.
Speaker 2: The game Deadlock Ship wrestling game is what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 3: I mean somebody there's you know, there's I always hear
like you know, a new wrestling game here, a new
wrestling game there, or you know ones that already exists,
you know, like retromania. Like, I mean, someone's got to want.
Speaker 2: Something we have that we are very open to negotiating
with brands with if.
Speaker 3: You like Gladly Glass. I mean like we came from
the wrestling games and now we run a company. You
got the wrestling games. I mean, we got title belts
that look awesome, we got we got talent that like
video games they do. You know, they fuck with us
like we'll play it like if it's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah it sucks, don't contact at all.
Speaker 3: Your game stinks. Fuck off. Have a question here from
Hello Frank Walker from National Tiles asks do you boys
need to save thirty percent on beautiful polished floor tiles?
Because I know a guy, is it? Frank? That's fucking
a big accusation to make there. It's probably a Tony question.
Tony's probably a fucking tiled guy, right.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, he could be. We should get him back
in here.
Speaker 3: He should. I mean, well, we'll do this last one
because he doesn't fuck with baseball, and then we'll get
Tony back in here. Yeah. No, I wonder if found
or not his internet slow? You know, remember they fucked
up his internet so you had to get new internet.
They're throttling his speeds, especially for deepw on Demand, you know.
Speaker 2: Which is an app you can download on your phone
and on your TV.
Speaker 3: That's true. And if there's any wrestling games out there,
I mean, we have so much footage you can call
for like I mean, like we got show names, you know,
like Helloy, even if your game is mid we'll you
know what I mean, like, we'll get there. We can help.
Last question here the Deadlock Heart Throb Ski, Womeo and
Antonio Pizza Guy great name asks James, can you talk
about the Phillies? Okay, this is not the question I'd
picked you. What the fuckpped.
Speaker 2: A cut?
Speaker 3: Fuck? Yes, I mean I'd be like, what could you
even talk about? What could you like? What is there
to say negatively about my Phills?
Speaker 2: Well, I gotta say, Phil, it was nice of Spencer
Strider to take out the trash.
Speaker 3: Okay, yes, he's there. He's still harder to he's he
might like, I like, yeah, I don't know. What's I mean?
You really fucked him up.
Speaker 2: Strider throwing ninety four mile for hour fastballs in the
first in and and Bryce Harper couldn't move out the
way of that.
Speaker 3: What happened to Michael Harris?
Speaker 2: He's all right, yeah, Michael Harris is fine. Marceau Zuna
uhurt fucked up hip and they said, yeah, we just
don't care. Look dude, we're only like two games behind
the Nationals. Man, you gotta keep playing.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, the Phillies, well all right, please,
the Phillies won our series.
Speaker 2: Uh well, I mean our team is let's look at it.
You know, you have far I was on pds, he's out.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: They took fucking uh Jose Alvarado from me because he
was on crazy peds. Let's talk about games.
Speaker 2: Our closer with a seven e r a risella glacious
son of a bitch. Let's talk about Spencer Schreider coming
back from his second Tommy John throwing ninety four mile
power fastballs.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about a J. Smith Shaver getting Tommy John's
surgery like.
Speaker 3: Tommy John two.
Speaker 2: Well guess what, man, Spencer Strider said, you want a
second Withe.
Speaker 1: Like me.
Speaker 3: Just fucking lay it into him. Uh did you guys?
You guys beat the socks right or no? One game? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, like like I said, man, I mean
like just a tough on. Chris sALS been pitching lights out.
Then you know Ozzy Albi's goes oh for four uh
four games in a row. I will say he has
been hitting better since Michael Hare or a kun your
junior came back.
Speaker 3: That's true. I mean kun your tunior had a fucking
good run there of the first like five games he
came back, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, he's electric. I mean he's he's lights out too.
But we have a lot of issues, uh just all
over the field really. I mean Sean Murphy catchers having
troubles sometimes. You know, I feel like they start him
way more than they probably should. But uh yeah, sure,
what am I the coach or something?
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, like fucking they had his's a Lozardo
fucking pitching for us the other day against the Brewers,
just gave up like ten runs up into the fourth.
I was putting my fucking head through the fucking screen.
Speaker 2: What was the score seventeen to something?
Speaker 3: Nice, seventeen to seven. It was seventeen to one coming
out of like the fifth though, and I like, I
was already tapped out by that. Thankfully, they scored a
couple more. They got like seventeen to seven. I imagine
it was all college Schwarber or something like that.
Speaker 2: Seventeen to one. I'm putting in the catchers. The pitcher
is something.
Speaker 3: I mean, like what a waste a fucking time, Like, yeah,
that's that's unbelievable. I mean, like yeah, I mean our
bullpen is just just not fucking getting it done. I mean,
our pitching is kind of overall not doing great. Like
Rangers Swores didn't do great the other night against the
Brewers either, I think, I mean we got swept by
the brewersh yeah.
Speaker 2: Better at bats, that's offense, I can actually score. Yeah,
that's our problem is our bullpens trash. Everyone that's pitching
for us is trying to get as many Tommy John
Surgeons as possible. Ri Zoey Glaciers throwing seventy r A
games like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tough, it's tough. I mean, what are you guys.
Are you guys?
Speaker 2: We just we just lost like seven of our last ten,
so we were doing well.
Speaker 3: How long were you over.
Speaker 2: One game?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 2: I swear to god, we were at five hundred, and
I swear to god. We had like we'd win and
lose and win and lose and winn to lose. There
was like six games where we were back at five hundred,
and then we just started Yeah, then we just started losing. Yeah,
I mean, we just can't hit and we're making a
bunch of errors. There was a game where Eli White
like ran the third and then ran back to second
and got out.
Speaker 3: Hor Is That was the one who just told me
they fucking changed the third base coach or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they sent the third base coach down to the
minor leagues. Yeah. I was like, damn, that was Eli
White's fault. I mean, you can see the footage of
him telling hey, hey, wait wait wait, Eli whitson, I'm running, so.
Speaker 3: Get your chance out of here off.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck the Phillies.
Speaker 3: Also, what the fuck? How about the Mets at least
talking about metals? Thank you? Let's please put that. I mean, like,
I mean, they're I think they're best in the East.
Right now, right, Yeah, they are a piece of ship. Yeah,
fucking Macha's.
Speaker 2: Just too much money in the Mets. I mean, the
ship's not even fair. I mean there's a lot of
money in the Braves too, but they suck se that's
the difference.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, like you gotta look at the stats.
It's bad money that the Braves are spend. Yeah, so
Philly is uh hopefully gonna take it all. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine they take it all, but.
Speaker 3: Me, me imagining, me imagining the Graves.
Speaker 2: Look, the Graves ain't taking it, but like I don't know. Yeah,
it'll be tough.
Speaker 3: I'm going to a Sox game soon, so hoefully, uh
hopefully they do well or else. Uh the other side
of my family will not be happy now. Yeah, being
a Red Sox fan, I mean it's only by proxy,
you know. I just have to be. I have to be.
I have to sorry, And I know that's tough news
for everybody hearing it, because I don't think anybody likes
the Red Sox unless you live in Massachusetts. But no,
big Poppy, no watch, come on, you do you like
Raffy DeBras? Dude? That motherfucker is not real. We were
watching the Braves Red Sox games before DVW on labtops.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's what we were. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 3: Oh that was a good game too for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, swallow back, swelling back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Raffy Debres, I fuck with Raffi des I like him.
Speaker 2: He was he does well, I watched him. You do
like a fucking triple home run game or something like
a rb.
Speaker 3: I dude, he had a game where he got a
Grand Slam and just like a yeah triple RBI or yeah,
three run home I think it was. Yeah, he's a monster.
But uh, go Phillies and Braves boo the rest of
your teams, I say.
Speaker 2: Go, actually go Braves, go Phillies. Fuck the Mets.
Speaker 3: Fuck the Mets, I mean for real, and uh fuck
the Cardinals. Chris is going to pretend that's not his team,
but it is.
Speaker 2: Dude. You live in St. Louis for ten years, you
have to like the Cardinals. You own property there.
Speaker 3: Tony is so anti football that he aired football anti
football as well, but anti baseball that he refused to
participate in that part. But let's bring Tony back in here. Okay, Tony,
you got a question here?
Speaker 1: All right, last question here for me. I got a
serious question here. Gwen Mendoza asked, what are some things
that you are most proud of that come from the podcast.
Speaker 3: My Friendship with you two?
Speaker 2: Aw you took my answer.
Speaker 3: And all the money.
Speaker 1: You can't be the money man too. I thought James
was the money man.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the books and I'm not seeing whatever
you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you could imagine, right, it'd be awesome. No,
I mean like yeah, like, I mean how close we've
gotten and I mean has literally changed my life. I'm
proud of I'm proud that we got to three hundred
how many fucking shows?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is awesome. Yeah, every week, three hundred episodes.
Speaker 3: It's a lot.
Speaker 1: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Proud of that, all less of the fun up schedule
we made it from.
Speaker 1: The Yeah wow, Yeah, I'm proud of that. Just basically,
like anybody that's ever listened to us, that makes you proud,
just like cause you know, sometimes you do things and
who cares? But people actually cared about it. When you
to we first started Deadlock, it was like, will people
care about this? And they did? And then even like
the fan edits and stuff that was awesome. That was
sweet week.
Speaker 3: That's super nice, and like, you know, sometimes it's easy
to lose sight of that just because it's literally something
we do every week, sometimes twice a week. Back to Beck, Yes,
right back to Beck, and like it's like, you know,
this is you know, the fact that the show means
something to anybody is fucking a trip to me, because,
like you know, we're just fucking around. But I guess
to some people it's like, oh, you know, because there's
stuff that I look forward to every week, and I
never think that that's that we would be something like
that for somebody else. So that's that's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3: And all the money.
Speaker 2: If I had, once you find it, you can give
it to me immediately. I have a question. This isn't funny,
this is a real question.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, so.
Speaker 2: Lock the fucking I'm walking, I'm looking in Hubert Dinkles
Sprout asked God, if you each could add literally anyone
as a skin in Fortnite, who would it be?
Speaker 3: And why I put the Scorpion King in there? Sorry, James,
you can't say the rock. He's already in the game.
Speaker 2: That is not the rock.
Speaker 3: That's the rock.
Speaker 2: That is not the rock. That is the rock playing
someone else that is not the rock. I would put
the Scorpion king. I would put Brandon Fraser as the
whale I had to choose president.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll go with Brandon Fraser as well.
Speaker 1: I'm putting Jacob good Night in there, and.
Speaker 3: That'd be funny. He should be in Dead by Daylight.
I don't know why he isn't already kill They haven't
wrote it anyway, they haven't run.
Speaker 1: I'm putting Freddy versus Jason in there.
Speaker 3: Of them, Freddy versus Jason goes in.
Speaker 2: I'm putting spring Trap for five nights at Freddy's.
Speaker 3: No, you can't do that. You're allowed to do that.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: Then he's anybody I thought it's right? I know, isn't
that right?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 3: I fuck you?
Speaker 1: What's a frick right?
Speaker 3: Tony in there so I can shoot him?
Speaker 1: Johnny in there so I can shoot him?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Okay? Hey, last question? You're cold? Forty five? When Calvin
tagment through James's flip phone, was that planned? And if not,
what was the afterbath?
Speaker 2: I got another.
Speaker 3: What do you like? James is gonna fight Calvin?
Speaker 2: So I had the red flip phone h and then
now I have a silver one.
Speaker 3: Someone called it somehow and asked for Calvin.
Speaker 2: It's got It had a sim in it.
Speaker 3: It had minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's real.
Speaker 3: Yeah I got one. So I'm happy that that's like remembered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too, that's cool.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: It was a big part of the angle.
Speaker 3: It was a great fucking.
Speaker 2: Lee coming to DPW.
Speaker 3: That's right. And now Trevors just a fucking asshole on
the show Man, like.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't let him have any phone that I have.
Speaker 3: No, not at all. Well, that is it for the Q.
Speaker 2: I have another question.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, it is not it for the Q and
as Actually that's it.
Speaker 2: For the Q, and I have another question.
Speaker 3: All right, this guy has questions. I mean, Tony, this
guy is fucking questions.
Speaker 1: Questions. What you're asking? What you get?
Speaker 2: I have a question here from val Weenus who asked,
what are your top three favorite video game guns?
Speaker 3: Oh? I like, uh, all the Splatoon ones that shoot paint.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought they shot like octopus stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe that's right, juice. I thought the squids were
the ones that like squid around and they put no,
you're you could be a kid or a squad.
Speaker 2: Oh, do they shoot paint?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think that's right, right, and then the squids
got their juice and it's just happened to be seen
color Tony.
Speaker 2: Do you have any favorite guns?
Speaker 1: What kind of person do you think? I am?
Speaker 2: So I would have to go with Ebony and Ivory
from Devil May Cry. That's gotta be one of my
favorite guns.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that, the BFG bro the BFG.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's good. That's a good that's a good answers.
Speaker 1: The best gun of all time? Yeah, the original Army Revolver.
Speaker 2: I thought you said splatoons.
Speaker 3: Answer funck you then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, your list is just all splatoon guns.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 2: You don't even.
Speaker 1: Play spatoons in the gun.
Speaker 3: Two splaittoon guns and ault.
Speaker 1: Well I got another question here, I got one more question.
Speaker 2: You go ahead.
Speaker 1: This one is from Rye Back and he wants to know.
Speaker 2: Who's hungry.
Speaker 3: Let's go great, fucking say great, say good to Thank
you for asking questions everybody, Thank you for the Q
and A questions for your contributions. As such, we have
filled our alloted time that we had for the Pageton name.
So now it is time to talk about some easy
fucking dub.
Speaker 2: All right, time to get into e c W on
TNN October six, two thousand, dub the.
Speaker 3: Final episode of e c W on t and and
they finally throw them the hell off the air, and
it was coming for a second. Here is we alluded
to when we last watched e C dub that Paul
Hayman probably saw this coming. Well, let's see what was
going on in the water wrestling at the time. With
the Wrestling Observer newsletter of course from The Observer October first,
two thousand, Meltzer says, perhaps the biggest surprise of the
week as a regarded television was at ECW, scheduled to
be canceled by TNN on September twenty second, due to
its exclusive contract with the WF, got a stay of
execution from a proclamation at the last minute from Vince McMahon.
McMahon agreed to allow ec to stay on TN through
the end of the year, with no real explanation given
as to why. EASIB has the option to leave before
that time if the company makes a deal elsewhere or
if the company doesn't make a deal with TNN. Obviously,
this doesn't last, as we find out here.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so I didn't know that either. That like
they had been given the iggy to stay on, but so.
Speaker 1: They could have stayed on, but t they just decided
not to.
Speaker 3: I guess well, I have a little bit hear about that.
Get to it in a moment or in like a
couple after the sectu in WCW news, the Nitro Grill
will officially be closing its doors on October two or
October first, excuse me due to red ink not red
microplastic will get you damn. I wish we would have
gotten to go to the Nitro Grill at least once
we weren't frindzy by like experiencing that as friends would
have been good girl.
Speaker 1: I didn't go to w F New York, didn't go
to the World.
Speaker 3: I never want any of that. Where was the.
Speaker 1: Nitro Grill anyway?
Speaker 3: Where did it? I can only imagine Atlanta, yeah grill?
Or it was in Vegas. It was Tony, yes, which
is where?
Speaker 2: Which is where w c W Big Bang was gonna happen?
Speaker 3: M a nitro grill.
Speaker 2: Big Bang was?
Speaker 3: Ever?
Speaker 2: The Big Bang was a breakfast combo with eggs and
hash brow.
Speaker 3: Sounds kind of fucking good. What the fuck? Yeah? Close
on September thirtieth, two thousand, just six months before most
of w CB's holdings were sold to WWF. The dining
room was sixteen thousand square feet and could see three
hundred fifty people. After Las Vegas location opened, there was
ten of the plans to open more Nitro Girls across
the US, although none were ever announced. The former nitrolocation
Las Vegas now currently occupied by Dick's Last Resort, a
chain of bars and restaurants in the US with twelve
locations in seven states.
Speaker 1: Dude, they should have ran it as like a pop
up restaurant. Do they do those things? I know they
have like food trucks, but like they could do like
a pop out nitro grill.
Speaker 3: That'd be knowing. I mean like, yeah, someone should just
illegally do that. No one would know, right, Just wad
be Nitro Girl. Here it is, got some hot.
Speaker 1: Dogs be DDP Burgers.
Speaker 2: They have hot dogs of this one leg nitro grill.
Speaker 3: Oh come on, not shit it more hot dog. We
don't got bursts in this one.
Speaker 2: You just have hot dogs. It's only hot storing hot dog. Hey,
work here? What is this.
Speaker 1: You got the disciple Texas Dog with chill and.
Speaker 2: On jet dog. What the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: We have to take the dog to hell Ultimate Warrior Burger.
Speaker 2: F K Ultimate Warrior Hot Dog.
Speaker 3: But they put dicks in the girl. It sucks.
Speaker 2: I'd never even heard of dicks. I thought that was
a sportings good place.
Speaker 3: I guess it is also a food place. Oh, it's
it's a place that it's Oh, it's one of the
places where they like, are dicks to you? Yeah, dude,
I love that, right, dude, I love when I get I'll.
Speaker 2: Take a hamburger And I was insult thanks.
Speaker 3: They should should should be buying the night for girl
with dicks and had the wrestlers yelling at you while
you ordered food. That would have been awesome. It just
comes out the parker comes over, dances the food, over
stands on the chair and dumps it on.
Speaker 2: Your heads, your manager, and the juice comes out.
Speaker 3: In w F news. So this is as pertains to
when Stone Cold got hit by a car, which of
course ends up being rock Both Billy gun Sorry, yes
I know we haven't gotten there. Both Billy Gunn actually
at one point the top kind of the and Big
show were considered for the driver's spot within wrestling. The
name most feel it'll end up being as fully. Oh,
I guess they haven't revealed it yet. Here they certainly
tease tension with him and fully him and Austin excuse
me on TV to Meltzer, he says McMahon would be
the best way to go, because that's you know what
they always fucking.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it should have been Bilvis Wesley.
Speaker 3: It should have been the Prodigy.
Speaker 1: Yet did he works at the w W Dicks restaurant?
Speaker 3: Bill Philvis Wesley would like get crazy tips at w
W Dix.
Speaker 1: Was going.
Speaker 3: Cold?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a Peter butter banana, so it's all.
Speaker 3: Home, fat bitch baby.
Speaker 1: Was it for the Rock?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I did it for the Rock?
Speaker 3: Oh? I like to think that.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, dude, I mean if the Big Show would
have been awesome, especially after the last show we watched
where he was stuck in a car.
Speaker 3: He runs all over with little.
Speaker 2: Car, Jump on Meatball, big shot, little.
Speaker 3: Car, big Shot.
Speaker 1: I get, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Austin, it's stuck on the accelerator.
Speaker 1: Could be Fred Opman stucking car running over stone.
Speaker 3: That's fucking awesome. Oh, if you smell if you smell
from the Observer, October ninth, two thousand, any of that.
Speaker 2: Normally, that's just his regular name, that's L.
Speaker 3: Wesley. He just kind of looks like Elvis.
Speaker 2: He did a you're a Augie.
Speaker 3: Tears right enough? Oh yeah, no, don't do that mercy
from the Observer, October twenty third, two thousand. A few
things here. East w News East to Be lost its
national time slot in announcement made on October eleventh, after
a meeting between Hayman and TNN resulted in no new
agreement being reached. The company in a financial crunch. At
a meeting among the wrestlers after that the house show
on October thirteenth, Hayman said that they would continue their
new monthly pay per view schedule. He mentioned that ECB
had lined up farm Club dot Com is a strategic
business partner. It is believed that some house shows on
the books that didn't have strong advances may be canceled.
Facebook Man had given TN his approval of allowing ec
TOVT on the station through the end of the year, however,
and TNN had to work out the terms without his involvement,
with existing bad blood on each side, over numerous issues,
including TNN feeling entitled to a percentage of the pay
per view revenue and aesb's assertion that they aren't, along
with ECB's assertion that the show was never promoted well,
negotiations didn't go smoothly. At the October eleventh meeting, the
pay per view arguments continued and the two sides couldn't
come to an agreement regarding ec Toby's ability to sell
more commercial time and a deal where ECB would agree
to drop any potential legal action against TNN in exchange
for keeping the show on the air, which resulted in
the show being canceled without any warning. Make things worse
from a timing standpoint, the day after TENN announced the
cancelation of VCW effective immediately, the Parents Television Council issued
a media warning regarding East of these negotiations with USA Network,
denoting East you as even worse than WWF as it
pertains the content. So they were already getting railed with
the potential of going to USA Network but not even
getting there before. So so yeah, it all uh over
a span of it seems like two weeks here, two
three weeks. It went from you could be on to
the end of the year, but we got to make
a deal to them not making a deal in the
show being done. And I don't know, I mean, this
show didn't feel like I mean, we'll talk about it obviously.
It didn't feel like they knew that this was the
last episode either, because I imagine they would have either
given them a really shitty show or done something to
fuck with them. But it's just kind of like, it
doesn't feel like them doing anything else like they now
obviously announced like more dates for house shows and pay
per views and shinty YadA, YadA YadA, But it doesn't
feel like they know it's over here, right, yeah, yeah,
But that is it for the Observer. Now let's talks
to be on tenn October sixth two thousand, the final
episode of easy W on TNN.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into e CW on TNN.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: We start with the code open here of a recap
of the main event of Anarchy Rules two thousand.
Speaker 3: It was last Sunday, and it was of course the
main event of e CW World Champion. Everyone's favorite just incredible.
He's the champion and he's taking on Jerry Lynn and
Jerry Lynn had uh just incredible off for the fucking
Credi Polo Dry. He's about to put it away, but
that son of a bitch referee Danny Daniels hits Jerry
Lynn in the head with a cane and then justin
Credible hits That's incredible, and then Danny Daniels counts one, two,
He looks at Jerry Lynn and says, fuck you, Jerry.
It goes to the three, but then New Jack's music hits,
which stun locks him and he can't count the three
because of this, and I mean New Jet comes out
huge fucking pop. Newjak in a repeat Offenders Earth comes
out fucks everybody up. Jerry then hits the Cradle Tombstone
on just Incredible to win the ECW World title for
the first time, and Joey styles with a great call.
He says, new King of a Stream is Jerry Lynn
twelve years the star maker and tonight Jerry Lynn is
the Star. Jerry Lynn finally East Champion and not just
incredible And maybe TNN could rethink some things here if
they saw that sooner.
Speaker 2: It's funny because if there's one person that like would
stunlock me to that extent and probably be new Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess that's fair. Yeah, he was fucking like, yeah,
he was lost in the lights. He's oh ah.
Speaker 2: So we get a video that starts playing here with
girls shaking their asses in the club.
Speaker 3: Dude, I thought this was awesome. I was very confused,
I thought, because I watched the did you all watch
the rec dub version? Yeah I did. Yeah, So I
thought it was just like a commercial that played on TNN,
and they were just keeping all the commercials in. I
didn't realized that this was actually a part of the show.
Speaker 2: I thought this was the e cwtn N two thousand
intro girls shaking their ass. It's pretty awesome, you know.
I thought it was dope.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, yeah, no moves fuck that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So video starts playing here and then it flashes
some text every once in a while, Uh, farm club
dot net or farm club dot com presents the new
video from Limp Biscuits.
Speaker 3: Rolling, and they, I mean they show it like it's
they show rolling by Limp Biscuit and the music video
and in between them are and very done, very east
of the style war. They're not really like timed or anything.
It's just random clips showing up randomly throughout the music video.
So like I'm watching the rolling music video and then
all of a sudden, I see Danny Doring doing a
sidehead lock, like no, but then they do the buggy bang,
which I bought fucking crazy for. I think it was
actually all anarchary rules. Two thousand clips is what I
it was. It was. It was, yeah, highlights of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was funny because it kept showing Danny Doring
and Amish roadkill a lot.
Speaker 3: So my first minute is then I thought the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my initial thought was, wow, they're really putting over
Danny Doring an Amish road killer. But then it kept
showing other people saying man and all that.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that's just bullshit, right, Just fucking let me
get to the Mikey whipwreck part. They showed some C
b Anderson Steve Creno clips that made the match good,
which I was happy about.
Speaker 2: The Force court, they showed a bunch of clips of
CW attacking his arm and then Steve Kreno was like,
crimson mask, that's heat. The video is pretty cool here
when it starts off too, it's Fred Durst sitting on
the corner, uh and Ben Stiller coming up and saying, hey, man,
your valley park.
Speaker 3: Does parked my car. They also censor I don't I
don't know if this was the rec dub version what.
It just made it very funny to be I imagine
it was, but they like censor fred Durst doing middle fingers,
but he very explicitly just says fuck yeah. Yeah. That
just reminded me of I mean, we talked about it
before with that fucking w B show where he showed
up and flipped off the camera and they muted the audio.
Speaker 1: That summer.
Speaker 3: They shut the audio off, finger muted, got him guys
on the truck close one.
Speaker 2: He put on the double mottle finger and they were
more scared about what he was about to say than
the about the fucking Ben Stiller.
Speaker 3: Fuck the miss.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, meet this guy.
Speaker 3: I can't believe he s just the bizuit about it here.
Speaker 1: What was farm Club? I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 2: I think it was from what it says on wiki.
It was a thing on USA Network.
Speaker 3: Okay, it was a show. Yeah. The show's content featured
quote unquote it musical artists of the moment and promoted
unsigned bands through national exposure on website and in direction
with such feature moments as the return of NWA, in
which Snoop Dogg substituted for the late Easy Eat. And
they signed artists to record deals as well and put
albums through their partnerships with Interscope, def cham Universal and
other labels. And they had a short lived partnership with
ECW and.
Speaker 2: Liked, that's a good idea. Let them do, like, let
them use the music on TV and shit, I mean
they were used it anyways, but like, let them use
it here, you know, play the music video. So we
get Joey Styles and Joe Gertner. Joey is telling us
about Joe Gertner's feud with.
Speaker 3: Cyrus, which is the big I mean, if you just
watch this show, the big angle is Joey's is fucking
Joe Gertner and Cyrus. There's probably people that watch on TNN.
There's at least one person where they watched it. This
was the last season to Be show they ever watched,
and they just assumed the company died. Here in the
main event of the last Season to Be show is
Cyrus versus l Joey's going over anachary rules and say,
Joel Gurner were supposed to go one on one against
the networks Touge Cyrus, but Cyrus, after a year of
hitting run attacks on Joel threw a swerve into the
equation and said that only if Joel can get through
Easy Money what he wrestle. Yeah, and then the of
course ECW commissioner Little Spike Dudley brought out kid cash
instead of cash, defeated easy Money. Then Joel would get
his shot at Cyrus. And thanks to the fine folks
at in Demand, we're gonna show you that match. And then, uh,
and then we're gonna see Joel versus Cyrus. We're gonna
spoil that just full stop. Here you're seeing Joel risus
Cyrus tonight.
Speaker 2: So Joey also tells us that we get to hear
from New Jack, Don Marie, Rhyino, and Jerry Lynn tonight.
Speaker 3: Yes, and uh. He reminds us of that at least
six times before the end of the show forty minute show. See,
I mean, I guess you know those are the draws
new Jack, Don Marie and Rhino, Jerry Lynn. I mean,
I want to hear what Don Marie as to fucking say.
Speaker 2: Make sure you call the ECW hardcore hotline.
Speaker 3: Oh, well you know he's homicidal, suicide of genocidl sab
Boo is about to return to the ECW arena. But
fuck that. You hear what China said on ours start,
you won't believe that shit. Plus time Warner is about
to sell WCW. Does this mean a return of hold
Cogan and how many people will be fired this time?
Call now nine hundred run for ECW.
Speaker 2: Well, we go to a pre tape here. Just Incredible
has lost the ECW title. No, he helped Rhino win
the TV title. Uh a little bit before his match.
Speaker 3: He did what a fucking asshole. Joey Styles does a
voice over here and he says, even though Just Incredible
loss to ECW World Title anarchy rules, he did make
an impact because he's the impact player during the TV
title match, distracting RVD and giving Rohinal time to pull
Bill Alfonso in the way of the van terminator, which
is fucking funniest ship when they showed it, because Bill
a Fonso just dies and then a fast count from
that damn referee Danny Daniels. I don't know how that
how a fucking scab heel referee is even allowed to
work on the show, but he does multiple big title
matches on the show and he sucks over RVD he
was signed matches and then turn the heel. Damn it,
that's happening. Can't I mean, he can't just be fired
for doing a bad job.
Speaker 1: He's the only referee, guy, Like, what are we supposed
to do?
Speaker 3: He's iron the one referee to heal and they have
no other choice.
Speaker 1: That's a really good story, Like what are you gonna do?
That's all we go. We don't have any other license
reps in the States.
Speaker 3: What do you do? Fons? He just got Van Terminator.
Speaker 2: Sit up next Nova, yay.
Speaker 3: But also we'll hear from Rhino, niuw Jack Down, Marie
Jerry Lynn, and we'll see Kid Cash and exit. But
up next Nova. But what they should have said is
up next Pilvis Wesley.
Speaker 2: Pilvis Wesley with Prodigy and prodig Jet takes on Nova.
Speaker 3: Prodigy is in the most fucked up wrestling guttire I've
ever seen in my life. Like people talk about the
zach Ryder half like tights a lot. When they come
up with like fucked up outfits. This is like ridiculous looking.
He looks insane.
Speaker 1: So he has like one leg uncovered and one titty
and one arm uncovered, but it's like the opposite.
Speaker 2: So there's just like a.
Speaker 1: Stripe of like a spandex going across him that's covering
one arm and one leg, but they're the opposite arm
and leg. It's hard to explain.
Speaker 3: It's fucking If you look up ecw Prodigy, it's like
one of the first pictures in the Google image church.
You should also look up pictures of Bilvis Wesley because.
Speaker 2: He's part of the side show Freaks.
Speaker 3: He should lead the fucking sideshow Freaks.
Speaker 2: Bilvis Wesley also is not an Elvis impersonator. Just say
you guys know, it's just a.
Speaker 3: Commentary, says Bilvis Wesley is alive, and well, well why
would I think otherwise?
Speaker 2: Right, this is all of this is just a coincidence.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man. Bilvis Wesley is like the.
Speaker 2: Funniest dude ever. So you're like Elvis, Wait no, why not?
But you're dressed like Elvis. No, I'm not I dress
one of it's gonna have to change.
Speaker 3: You're not Elvis Presley.
Speaker 1: Bill Wesley c w that's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I kind of want one of those, Bilvis Wesley. Oh yeah,
so are you Elvis?
Speaker 2: So is that that? That was like an Elvis oppressure
you just did?
Speaker 3: Right? Wait what I'm just cold?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, that's cool.
Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah, yeah Elvis. Elvis says, have mercy.
Speaker 2: No, Bilvia says that mercy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, baby, So they lock up.
Speaker 2: I was surprised by that.
Speaker 3: I feel like we haven't watched the lock up in
a minute.
Speaker 2: Star Nova goes underneath and throws a punch and Elvis pokes.
Speaker 3: Him in the eyes.
Speaker 8: Yes, bilous, this is not Elvis, just you know, of
course not.
Speaker 2: So Nova hits across body and a flying head scissors. No, no,
it's just Nova. Lex sweeps Bilvis and then.
Speaker 3: You know, you got all.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 2: Actually no, it's not.
Speaker 3: Just a question about it.
Speaker 2: So Nova Lex sweeps Bilvis and then Bilvis kept up
but gets taken back down.
Speaker 3: Dude, Okay, his kip up was good though it was
it was very King of Rock esque, like, uh yeah,
so Prodigjet pulls the leg on Nova and then Prodigy
does the same thing on the other side.
Speaker 2: So this guy can't get away from getting his.
Speaker 3: Leg bold dude, which was a great spot, and he
tripped on the second one, which I'd like.
Speaker 2: Prodigy comes in and then hits an overhead supplex where
he grabs him by the fucking ears. Great college style.
Speaker 3: Come here, dude, Hernandez does this move just over?
Speaker 2: Oh he does?
Speaker 3: You're right, Yeah, that was.
Speaker 2: A scary, scary move man. So Bilvis goes off and
hits a vaderbomb for a two.
Speaker 1: That's the Bilvis bomb.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, it's just a coincidence he does that. It
was outside in Belvis bomb as well to the back
of Nova, which is pretty sick.
Speaker 2: Then yeah, yeah, no, he does for sure like Bilvis
see hits a pop up Ranagi for a too. I
thought that was cool.
Speaker 3: Back supplex into Ranagi. That was awesome. Yeah, I mean
he should have won.
Speaker 2: Bilvis then puts Nova up on the but Nova knocks
him off and hits a Swanton bomb for a two.
Speaker 3: On commentary, Joey is starting to ask Joel Gertner about
his game plan for his match the night against Cyrus,
and Joel actually has a fucking sweet line here. Joel says,
game plans are for games. I've got a strategy because
I'm about to enter war, and Joey says, I never
seen you so serious but yet eating lucky charms so quickly.
Joel says, that's because I never let anyone tape my bedroom.
Exploits both my serious demeanor and my lucky charms. I
had no fucking idea what that met any of that,
but I enjoyed the lucky charms thing, which somehow comes
into play later.
Speaker 2: So Nova hits an inzigiary for a two Holy Shielvis
then looks for a neck breaker, but Nova hits him
with Novakane flat liner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, Nova again one of those guys We've talked
about this before where every move has a name legit.
Speaker 2: In the last act of this match, every single move
that Nova does has a name.
Speaker 3: Spin Doctor.
Speaker 2: So Prodiget distracts the referee on the count on Nova
Cane and then Prodigy comes in and Prodigy goes for
a soupplex, but Nova hits spin Doctor on him. Uh.
Nova then hits Bilvis with the Kryptonite crunch.
Speaker 3: And he picks up the web Belvis did kick out
of a bunch of shit he kicked out of, like
you know, the fucking flat Liner and the goddamn spin doctor.
I love that Prodigy is running. Is not just running
and glomy and stomp you out. He runs in and
he's got to hit a fantastic move on you. He
went for like a reverse sup plex.
Speaker 2: He was trained by Taz.
Speaker 3: Yeah you're I guess that makes sense. Yeah, Tad says,
you better go do some plexes brought up.
Speaker 2: Not a bad undercard match though, for real.
Speaker 3: I actually, okay, fucking for real, I actually enjoyed this match,
like the crowd seems into it too. So this I
don't know, did we mention that this was a dark
match on a anarchy rules. I don't know if we
said that or not. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so dark match on anarchy rules. And then and
they just aired it on TV, which is not a
bad idea either.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm wondering how often they did that where they're like,
let's do it dark and if it's good, we'll put
it on TV and if it's not, nobody knows. M Right.
Speaker 2: It's a good idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it worked out.
Speaker 2: You get guys like Bilvis Wesley getting on TNN. Pretty sweet.
It works out for everybody.
Speaker 3: I'm building the company around Phil character of himself.
Speaker 2: So we get the one Wrestling dot Com replay with
the Kryptonite Crunch rypt Crunch and Joey says, hey everyone,
and Joel says, does anyone else like pussy or what?
Speaker 3: By the way, James, you forgot still to come, Rhino,
Jerry lind you tuned out forget Tony because like they're coming.
The champs are here, all the champs. Yeah. Joey and
Joel are backstage at the Crates and Joel does his
ship and he's I mean like he always had one
of these. Huh, he always had them, but they were
always about pussy. That's right, good for him, and Joey says, well,
that beats We've got pop, which I assume I don't
know what we've got pops from. I'm assuming it was
a shot at somebody else. And Joey says, tonight we
reacaptain Anaker rules pay per view. It was last Sunday night,
and here's what's coming up. And I think they advertised
like the fucking November to remember here.
Speaker 2: Well, we have kid Cash with Joe Gertner versus Easy
Money with Cyrus, Julio de Niro, Chris Hamrick and Elektra.
Speaker 1: That's a lot.
Speaker 3: Why the fuck did E C Money have on pop Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean the heels on this show always had
like four or five six.
Speaker 3: People, a bunch of goons. Yeah, that was cool. I
mean like Easy Money goes to WCW sadly doesn't bring
Chris Hammrick, Elektra, Julio de Naro with him.
Speaker 2: But you know, so Spike puts the glasses on Kid
Cash and the entrance before.
Speaker 3: He leaves ya because I as we mentioned earlier, Spike
came out to this was you know, after they did
the whole tithing. They didn't air this segment, but where
Cyrus was trying to say if Joel had to face
Easy Money, then Spike brings kid Cash out and says,
if Kid Cash beats Easy Money, then Joel gets his match.
And yes, Spike is has a big ass fucking brace on,
he's got it on his leg, he's got a jacket on,
and he gives Kid Cash his glasses and the head
bangs the fucking ball with the ball. It's very fun
Easy Money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's wearing regular long boys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I cann't believe it.
Speaker 2: So Kid Cash starts fast with the head scissors and
an arm drag and sends Easy Money to the outside.
And you can tell, like just from this opener here
that like Easy Money's footwork and everything, he's just he's
ready to go. He gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tom North Thunder.
Speaker 2: So Cash bumps Hammrick and de Naro and gets down
and gets distracted by electra h. So Easy Money's able
to come in and get some heat and attacks him
from behind.
Speaker 3: Bastard.
Speaker 2: Easy Money has crash landing, but it's a two.
Speaker 3: I love that move.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's dope, and he always may look cool. Another
guy that has a bunch of moves that have names too.
Speaker 3: I think crash landing might have been what he used
in w W like as his finish. I think he was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So kick Cash then hits the triangle flipping sent on
to the outside on everybody.
Speaker 3: That's a double springboard summer.
Speaker 1: That's a flip does that's another nuts for it every time.
Speaker 3: It's fucking sick, Like, what a fucking crazy move.
Speaker 1: So cool, and he does the fingers.
Speaker 3: The fingers are awesome, Tony, and he gets crazy height
on the.
Speaker 2: So Cash gets Easy Money back in, it hits a
springboard clothesline for a two. Cash sends Easy Money to
the apron, it hits the ropes. Easy Money flips in
and does the money clip.
Speaker 3: Money clip, bitch, the real one, the real money clip.
Fuck what you heard any other move? This is the
money clip buckshot lariat. I think I'm saying he invented
it too. I don't know if that's true, but I'm
gonna give it to him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, why not.
Speaker 2: Easy Money then locks in the pendulum of Pain.
Speaker 3: Which I mean, like that's.
Speaker 2: Just standing surfboard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it's cool,
and he ends up getting a two on kick Cash.
Easy Money then starts emoting in the middle of a sequence,
which allows kick Cash to hit a sunset flip for two.
Cash does the triangle hurr Kanrana to a huge ecw
chant that's a double jump.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Cash then hits a huge spinning DDT for a very
close two count.
Speaker 3: Dude super two point nine. It looked good too. He
got like a couple of rotations on it.
Speaker 2: I liked it. I love this DDT. If you can
get a crazy spin on it like that could easily
be a finish.
Speaker 3: Yes, it could. You're right.
Speaker 2: So Kick Cash hits a flipping sent on out of
the corner for a two Cash and Easy Money going
to a pen sequence before Cash hits the money Maker.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, dude, I don't know if I've ever
seen him not crunch somebody on it, and it's always
sick as fuck.
Speaker 2: Easy Money didn't even get his legs up, like he
just drived him. Yeah, so this is the j driller
and dude, it's fucking gnarly. Yeah, sick Electra distracts the
ref and Chris Hammrick gets on the apron. Kick Cash
then bumps Chris Hammrick, but Julio de Naro gets in
it hits an sto.
Speaker 3: Dude, you know what he calls that? What the crushing
leg sweep?
Speaker 2: Oh? Is that what they said they did?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought they said Russian leg sweep. I was like,
that was like an sto bit.
Speaker 3: Crushing leg sweep.
Speaker 2: Easy Money and Julio Denaro hit a double team move here.
Speaker 3: Okay, that movement needs a name because we've seen a
bunch of people do it. I don't know how to
describe it, and I don't know how to write it down.
Speaker 2: Dude, fucking to Jerry and Mikey whip Wreck did it
in the Rolling Music. Yes, at the beginning of the thing, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Like it needs someone needs to come up with the
name for this thing.
Speaker 2: Easy Money sits on the top rope and Chris Hamrick
gets on his shoulders and then hits the Confederate crunch
on Kid Cash.
Speaker 3: With the fucking top. I was gonna say top rope,
but top of the World leg drop. Yeah, just yeah,
sends this fucking thing. It looked awesome. I much respect
for him smashing his asshole to the ground for that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no Easy Money goes for blonde bombshell, but
Kid Cash ron ism out of mid air and gets
three count fucking awesome finish because the other one they
show it's also easy money, is.
Speaker 1: It Okay, it's hard. I don't know how they do that,
Like how he goes from because you like hurkrounds after
he's already in the air.
Speaker 2: It's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're already off the turnbocal when he does scary
it is scary, weird.
Speaker 3: Great finish, dude, I mean super fucking awesome. Finished. Crowd
was awesome, like super into it. They were already excited
for the super bomb, so the Rana out of the
air mid air reversed into Irana is nuts. So Cash wins.
Joey Styles is flipping yes, yes, because of course, not
only did Kid Cash win, but this means that Joel
Gertner gets to face Cyrus Well.
Speaker 2: Julio Denaro attacks Kick Cash from behind, fucking.
Speaker 3: Julio Denaro.
Speaker 2: Julio Denhero gets him up in a power bomb position,
and then Chris Hammer gets a springboard drop kick to
Kid Cash and then Julio de Niro drops Kick Cash
right on his.
Speaker 3: Head postmatch springboard drop kick power bomb that paralyzes Kid Cash.
Oh okay, guys, how about just I mean, like same
with fucking the Prodigy. You gotta do moves on your
run ens no bullshit.
Speaker 2: So Spike Dudley tries to make the save, but the
numbers game is too much. Denario goes to super Kicksike
but missus and hits Chris Hammrick. Spike then hits the
acid drop on Julio Denaro, by the numbers game comes
back to bite him. So Chris Hammrick hits a patella
drop to the front.
Speaker 3: To the knee like he Pattella drops Spike's knee onto
his knee because Spike's leg is broken. It was odd looking,
but he pulled it off.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought that was awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a cool idea.
Speaker 2: Denaro then locks in the figure four. But the Sandman
is here, no music, yeah, just in the ring.
Speaker 3: Yeah. He like, I I'm not used to a Sandman
running where it's not a minute thirty under Sandman. Yeah,
and then like he gets in and.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, it'd be funny if it was on the
pay per view and they just cut that all out
and it was just him in the ring.
Speaker 3: Fuck, there's a chance. Yeah, sure, yeah, there's a chance.
And dude, Sandman, I mean he looks great, but he
like his outfit here is so fucking sick. Salmon in
tucked in Budweiser tank top and Boo jeans. Yeah, I
mean this is two thousands, man, my goat. So saman
canes Chris Hamrick, he canes Julio de Niro and then
he Cane's easy money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, did you see Hamrick when he got hit
with the cane? He had a flip bump onto the
concrete on the outside for no fucking reason, and.
Speaker 2: He just dies.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fuck is going on there.
Speaker 3: Simon hits with the back of the ND with a
cane and Chris Hammer gets a swamp off to the floor.
Speaker 1: Dude on the concrete. There's no pants or anything.
Speaker 2: Chris signature bump is taking the concrete floor. That is
like his signature.
Speaker 1: Yeah what he means.
Speaker 3: I bet he called that too.
Speaker 1: Flip up on the concrete.
Speaker 3: Hey, you hit me the cane, I'll just flip on my.
Speaker 2: I'm not working tonight, so I'll just do this even
if he was working. I'll take it either way. Saman
then points to Electra in the corner with the cane. Oh,
an electric. I just seduced Samman. But then sam Man
grabs a beer from his very very big pockets and
then puts his arm around her, pulls her head back,
pours beer on her boobs, and then puts Joel Gertner's
face in her boobs, and then Joel takes a bump.
Speaker 3: They I mean they show that for you know, the
rest of the history of the company. Here, I think
is like one.
Speaker 2: Of the most popular shots h ECW history, Like they
used this.
Speaker 3: A ton Yeah, even w W E DVDs. I think
use this a bunch, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they I've seen this like a million times.
Speaker 3: I didn't know it was from here, So that's we
saw a piece of history here on the last I'm
actually surprised TNN let them air that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never knew that Chris Hammer took a flip
bump on concrete before.
Speaker 3: I mean everyone got to watch a Bilvis Wesley match
before this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god, dude, you said Simon's got a
big pockets as the hold beer, so I had to
like look up pants to hold beers.
Speaker 3: This guy, Wow, that's.
Speaker 1: Cargo Bits with like eighteen.
Speaker 3: Pants could hold that much beer, Tony because he pulls
out beers like it heads up to all the boys.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, sometimes he definitely is going super super deep
into these pockets. And I have no idea how one
the pants stay up, and two he has that many
fucking pant beers.
Speaker 3: It's unbelievable. It's impressive.
Speaker 2: Honestly, they don't make pants like that no more.
Speaker 3: No Sam Man of Business.
Speaker 2: So Sam Man then bumps in Cyrus off the apron
and then the bell rings for Joe versus Cyrus. Holy,
this is the main event.
Speaker 3: This is the main event of the last time you'll
see e CW until obviously the w W one.
Speaker 1: The network Cyrus in his last time.
Speaker 3: That's cute, that's cute. It's easy to be versus the network.
And the last match on TNED.
Speaker 2: Joe Gertner spears Cyrus and then takes off the jacket,
revealing that Girtner has Kamala's paint on, and then he
does the belly slap and splashes Cyrus in the corner.
Speaker 3: Joey says it's the Gondon stud muffin and then on it.
I don't know if you guys noticed. I only heard
and realize because Joey said on a commentary, so the
front of his ship was painted like Kamala and the
back he had like Lucky Charms on paint.
Speaker 1: He had Lucky Jugs pit on his.
Speaker 3: Back because fat people liked Lucky Charms.
Speaker 1: Mm sure, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: So Joe Gertner then goes to do the people's elbow
and rips off the neck brace.
Speaker 3: Dude, I fucking my huge fur the crowd into the crowd. Yeah,
that's awesome.
Speaker 2: But Cyrus trips him, dick, and then Cyrus does the
flare knee on Girner, which was very funny.
Speaker 3: He lets him up in the corner with chops too.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Cyrus uses a close fist. Uh. Samon then
spits beer in Cyrus's face. No, and Girtner's schoolboys, Cyrus
for the winds.
Speaker 3: Yes, he got him, he got saved. We can stay
on that.
Speaker 2: Saying the final final shot in the ring here for
E c W on T n N is Joel Gertner, Samman, Spike,
Dudley and Kid Cash.
Speaker 3: That is a mount of e W.
Speaker 1: Spike with one leg, Girdner fitted up like you, gond
In Savage and Sadmon with eighteen beers in his buckets.
Speaker 3: And Kid Cash. And here's kid Rock, No kidding, fucket
you come out to Kid Rock stuff and dude, you
look like kid That's what I wear.
Speaker 1: I'd rock home.
Speaker 2: No he's the king of rock. Oh yeah, no I'm
not either. I'm building lasting, so they say.
Speaker 3: Joe Gurner remains undefeated here in E CW and Sandman
goes into his pockets just like unreal amount of times,
handing out beers to all the boys.
Speaker 2: Where do these beers come from?
Speaker 3: How does he have someone? I mean, samone has a podcast.
Somebody's asking where how do you fit so many beers
in your pants?
Speaker 2: Like and keep your pants up.
Speaker 3: Especially if he does the full entrance and still has
beers left. How's that possible?
Speaker 2: Oh, you're right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he fucking he's down at least five of
them before there's five of them. He's having five of
them before he gets to the ring.
Speaker 2: E CW, Beer, Babes, Blood and Barbed Wire is coming
to Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: Only.
Speaker 2: The rest of these shows do not fall under that name.
Speaker 3: There are that's also a TV tap thing for something
else for hardcore TV that still exists, don't worry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Philly in Florida.
Speaker 3: Maybe New York and Wisconsin.
Speaker 2: And there's also some shows in Virginia, Michigan, New Jersey
and Pa.
Speaker 3: M And of course November. To remember. You can't forget
that one. It says in the name.
Speaker 2: Double Jeopardy you remembered. Now it's time for the pulp
fiction promo segment.
Speaker 3: Yes, so we are going to hear from all of
the people. Finally, Joey Styles did not lie to us.
We will hear from everybody that he said we're gonna
hear from. I just thought it was gonna be scattered
throughout the show. I didn't realize they were gonna pulp
fiction them all at the end. Soh So Rhino is
the first one here, and he's very wet, and he's
very close to the camera and he says, RVD this, well,
this may be the bell you never lost, but I'm
the man you never beat, and this belt you don't
ever get back because I'm the man then you can't beat.
Just so you know, and you I'm tired of hearing
about the whole fucking show. I'm the big fucking deal.
Oh shit, all right, and Bill Vis Wesley is the
rock RVD. You've met your match. I'm your maker, I'm
your match, and you're my bitch, and I'm the big
fucking deal. Rhino bitch. Rhino and ECW's promos are awesome.
He never does promos like this ever again, No ever,
like not in TNA. In TNA, he's Terry. He's big Terry.
He doesn't talk.
Speaker 2: They said, chill out, chill out, shut up, dude.
Speaker 1: The best is the best round promo is give me
a taling about sure your fucking family's.
Speaker 3: Gonna die, ude James. I love the idea that he's
trying to do a pro backstage and Brooklyn Brawlers directed it,
and he says, all right, go and Rhino says, die pussy.
Speaker 2: What's going on here with that?
Speaker 3: Hey, Rock? Would I fucking kill your family?
Speaker 2: Jesus, let's make this guy not talk because trouble.
Speaker 1: Fucking why?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right. So then we go to the FBI.
The full blooded Italians were also backstage, and it's Tony Mamluke,
it's Little Guido, and it's Big Sali Gerazio, and Tony
Mamluke is going off and he says, you know, Mike
and Tajerry, they might be the best tag team I've
ever seen. They might be the best team in the world.
I love this fucking part, he says, I don't know
what to do. They do the thing with the army
turn you upside down and the kick you, and then
they do the magnal CaMLA off the top and then
throw a fire in your face, and then the devil
comes out and then they keep kicking. They're impossible to me, Dad,
love that part finding your face. Then the devil comes
out and they keep kicking. He can't beat him. And
then Big Sal grabs his entire face and says, except
by one Team easty to be tag champions the FBI,
and Guido looks up at sund says, so why do
I never get any lines? And Seal points at Tony
Mamluke and says, you gotta watch this guy. He's a
gloryhound and Guida says, you are a gloryound. We might
have some provs, Buddy, I love that Tony Mamluke is
just a little asshole this whole time. This is a
great fucking group. Yeah yeah, Big South should have done
middle rope dives like s Kill. I think that would
have been good. Then we go to Sinister Minister and
he's cunning a promo with Tajery and Mikey Whipbreck behind him.
Ta Jerry is dressed like a bee boy. He's gonna
do break dancing here soon. It looks like fucking nuts,
full track suit hat and he's on the cane U
and Mikey Whipbreck has a book and Sinister Miners says
it's a world full of lies. He his my Senator
Minister is very close to my Hayman there. Honestly, they
sound kind of alike. He says, the FBI are the
biggest liars of them all and Guido big sound mam Luke,
I don't okay, he tell me if I'm wrong? Does
he say I don't like assholes? That's right, Okay, that's what.
Speaker 2: I don't like assholes. And it seems like the FBI
are assholes.
Speaker 3: And you qualified my book as assholes. And I've got
news for you. We have a fire burning within us.
And of course that means that the book that Mikey
is holding is now on fire, because that's how that goes.
So Mikey's standing there with a book on fire and
Hwman's Jerry are giggling about it, and Sennason Interests says,
we have a fire burning within us that's not about
to be extinguished, and it's growing hotter and hotter every day.
And FBI, your chapter in the Book of Wrestling History
is eased to be tag Champions is coming to a close.
And then they close the book. You get it because
I like that.
Speaker 2: I thought that was fun.
Speaker 3: A lot of literal wordplay there with the book and
the fire and the closing the books.
Speaker 2: And the fire that they put in Sally Sandwich's eye.
You get it.
Speaker 3: And then the devil.
Speaker 2: They should turn Bilvis Wesley Evil. They join this group
the Ship, our new evil friend, Bilvis Westley. He's like, Elvis,
Oh no, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Ring a fire. That's my match.
Speaker 1: That's shoddy cass, buddy.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 2: That's a quits.
Speaker 3: That's what the fun is. Johnny Cash, that's easy money,
Johnny Cash.
Speaker 2: Kick Cash, and Bilvis Wesley and the fucking scissor mister
Groo be funny as.
Speaker 3: Fun I mean, I be a fucking fantastic group. And
the Honey Talk man right.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not that guy. It was not And Elvis impersonating,
just gonna make sure that.
Speaker 3: Cash is not kid Rock No what what he name is?
Speaker 2: Kick?
Speaker 3: So we go backstage or we go somewhere. This is
just different parts of the building and narchy rules that
they shot Bromos and Nu jack Is. He already says,
Justin and Rhino. You think I was gonna show up
at the paper tonight after all y'all did to me, son,
understand something. I showed up in Canada and believe me,
I got a record as long as my arm just
to get your ass. I am not allowed in Canada,
but boy, you did a number on me. And I'll
give credit words due but the receipts are yet to do.
You better know Nujack's getting loose. Now. I got hurt.
That don't mean nothing to me. I lay my own
ass out. The Baldies didn't do it. Justin didn't do
in Rhino, you didn't do it. I took myself out
of the picture. Now I'm back, but this time I'm
back with a vengeance and I'm gonna beat the hell
out of all y'all. The stable gun is gone, but
it's been upgraded, and he shows a fucking like sight.
It's like an eight track going out and as CD
coming in. Your asses are all gonna be mine, and
I'm gonna do a number on your ass that you'll
never ever ever forget. This was fucking insane, a lot like.
I guess you're not telling New Jack to shorten his
promo up because I'll fucking stab you. So we got
to Steve Kreno and Jack Victory backstage and Steve says,
it's not about how much of my blood you can spill,
Jerry Lynn, and it's not about which one of our
broads has a better outfit. Just incredible. Hey, it's a
man's world, so just incredible. New World champion Jerry Lynn
C W Anderson. When the question is asked, who's the man,
The answer is Vader, of course, but he says it's
Steve Carino. Oh and Jack Victory too. Sadly, they didn't
throw up the high spot. No high spot on this one,
so I was let down.
Speaker 2: They definitely did throw up the high spot?
Speaker 3: Did they?
Speaker 2: I swear they did?
Speaker 3: Ah see, I didn't think they did. I was sad.
But if they did, then I'm happy.
Speaker 2: I think they did.
Speaker 3: I would hope so well. We go to don Marie
now and Don Maurice says, everyone's talking. She's in the
locker room. Of course. Don Maris says, everyone talk about
the number on contendership, and everyone talks like it's all
about the men. I didn't know Don maris going for
the East of the title. She says, you know what
I mean, she she's my fucking vote. She should beat
Jerry Lynn with a blond bomb. Show can't reverse it.
That's what I'm doing in the video games at least.
She says, you know what us women make you? Men
think it's all about you, And we know it's all
about me because I'm cuter and smarter, and I have
all the assets. I'm a star, and it's TNN and
it's be live. Hey, sadly, don Marie, we are no
longer on TNN.
Speaker 2: I will say this much. We're we're coming up to
November to remember, which means that we're coming up to
an old old things giving.
Speaker 3: That's that is fucking true. So the last segment of
all time on East on TNN's run here, which is
a short lived run, maybe just a year, maybe less
than the year. It's Jerry Lynn, and Jerry Lynn is
talking to the camera East World Champion. He says He's
waited his whole life for this opportunity, and I'm not
gonna blow it. I told everyone I was gonna win
a title, and I and every time I step in
the ring, I'm gonna defend this title because I know
what it's like to be passed up. The starmaker has
become the star and I'm gonna bring a whole new dignity.
And then Stone Cold Steve Austin walks in.
Speaker 2: A far of Jersey.
Speaker 3: Odd the just Incredibles here and he says, Jerry, I've
never respected anything or anyone in my entire life. That's
fucking nuts. Ever, not anyone.
Speaker 2: Huh, Well, we will talk about who he really respects
the locker room, the leader Bilvis Wesley.
Speaker 3: Oh right, he said, I respect that belt, that belt
you beat me for, and you know what, Bro, I
respect you for that and tonight you are the better man.
And I just want to congratulate you, CHAMPI And he
goes to shake his hand and Jerry Lynn says, I
ain't gonna shake your heart and Justin says, I get it, bro,
all the nonsense we've been through so big deal. You
gotta understand you're a part of an elite group, the
East w World Champions and from one champion who I mean,
like what a list? You know, he's Kiel Jackson's all
that fucking list. You know that's fucking said, guess list
here Jacks Wagger won that title. From one champion to another. Foul,
I'm gonna take that belt from you, And Jerry says,
I expect nothing less from a champ, and Jerry's Justin says,
I respect you and tonight you were the better man.
They shake hands and Justin goes to leave with his
Brett Favre Jersey on. But then Francine comes out of
a mystery door and low blows Jerry Lynn punches them
right in the balls and Justin throws him into the
door and they start stomping him out, and Justin says,
just because I respect you doesn't mean I won't kick
your ass and that belt is mine and he crossed
chops and then the last thing you see is Jerry
Lynn laid out on the floor dead to rights with
the B title after his balls got punched. That sucks.
Speaker 2: The last episode on TNN, we got the hot Jerry
Lynn in just incredible.
Speaker 3: Feud that goes to a four way double Jeopardy match
of course. Yeah. So that's uh, that's City on TN
and that's the whole run, short lived run for ree
on TNN. There still cool to get that far, Yeah,
I mean that's it's cool to get it at all.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, I mean that's a regional company that got
on national television.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awesome. Wow.
Speaker 3: Well that is it for the final episode of ECW
and TNN from October six, two thousand and that is
it for our show. Thank you so much for joining us. Everybody.
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