Speaker 1: It's the Lapsed fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack and Carnaco
Speaker 1: and JP Sorrow.
Speaker 2: We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up for these folks.
Speaker 3: We've been to a Little Boys that year. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's an artificial tree, so I did artificial job at
Speaker 1: trimming tidness is only exceeded by the inability to adjust
Speaker 1: hollow the third rangled Deer. The Lapsed Fanboy got a
Speaker 1: price for the million Dollar Man.
Speaker 2: Even Santa Claus and so No say it's not so.
Speaker 3: Off.
Speaker 1: And we're back for the twenty twenty four to left
Speaker 1: Christmas shell. The unrapping continues to unfold here in front
Speaker 1: of the warm hearth at boss Man Headquarters here in Connecticut,
Speaker 1: where the post office box has been brimming with your generosity.
Speaker 1: We're opening gift by gift, and Mama Sorrow, who's here
Speaker 1: with us in a special treat this year, had a
Speaker 1: suggestion about future Christmas shows. What was that you just said?
Speaker 3: Well, I think on television Christmas show, because then you
Speaker 3: could share the gifts with.
Speaker 4: All that's true fair.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. I don't think would accept it.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think so rough yeah.
Speaker 1: So would just send it to them and see if
Speaker 1: they put it on TV. As your suggestion, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: what do you think, boss.
Speaker 4: Sure, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Get it done, get a list of stations. Fired it
Speaker 1: up on that front. Yeah, if someone's gonna pay us
Speaker 1: to put it on TV, we'll do it. It's enough worth
Speaker 1: doing it for audio someone brings, I would say, I
Speaker 1: think that's correct, Yeah, very much so. Some of some
Speaker 1: of these letters we've been reading and some of these
Speaker 1: gifts we've been opening, or even more disturbing than that.
Speaker 4: The best part is the lack of warning that you know,
Speaker 4: Mama Sara was going to be here. That's the best part.
Speaker 1: Indeed, if we go, if we do it on television,
Speaker 1: will you will you join us? Will? Yes? Okay, she
Speaker 1: wants to be on That's what's We continue the unwrapping
Speaker 1: with the next gift of Christmas. This from New York
Speaker 1: Port Jefferson Station. As a matter of fact, this is
Speaker 1: our friend Cliff, who we've really had some special Christmas
Speaker 1: bonding with over the years. Of course, uh offering him
Speaker 1: a free Hopper spot one year absolutely and the spirit
Speaker 1: of the season, and was great to be able to
Speaker 1: consummate that. We've been in touch even we've been in
Speaker 1: touch with this gentleman's wife over the years about getting
Speaker 1: him a special Christmas gift as he's such a big
Speaker 1: fan of podcast, and she's helped run Point on a
Speaker 1: couple of things that have been really TLF appropriate. He
Speaker 1: has sent us, Oh it's written, well, Cliff, I mean,
Speaker 1: we're going to get to it, make no mistake about it.
Speaker 1: This is Cliff and Chat GPT present Lapsed GPT Christmas
Speaker 1: Unrappening International Star Wars nineteen eighty two, Parade of Champions,
Speaker 1: David von Eric, Mike Van Eric, Lance Von Eric, Glenn
Speaker 1: goes a memorial Cotton Bowl show too Lost in New York.
Speaker 1: And this was generated by chat GPT and it is
Speaker 1: a extensive script featuring myself, Vader, Sid Uncle Elmer. H. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he writes Jack a JP as well, but it's not
Speaker 1: even like a character. It's just our names. But I'm
Speaker 1: sure we're expected to do the voices. I'm flipping through
Speaker 1: for the sake of the Solar System to see if
Speaker 1: we can afford to do this for the people. This
Speaker 1: is a play, Yes it is.
Speaker 4: Well, he didn't write it, but the computer did.
Speaker 1: Yes, have you heard of chat GPT do you know
Speaker 1: what that is. Chat GPT is an AI program that
Speaker 1: will essentially write a script for you if you give
Speaker 1: it a simple prompt say well first, yeah, and artificial intelligence.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is? It's sort of indeed,
Speaker 1: especially this Christmas and you can assent you know. It
Speaker 1: studies the human language. It studies what words tend to
Speaker 1: come after each word in just every written thing ever,
Speaker 1: everything on the Internet. And it can correctly predict what
Speaker 1: you mean when you tell it to write something. And
Speaker 1: so you can simply say, write me a script about
Speaker 1: two podcasters and a mom sitting around doing a Christmas show,
Speaker 1: and it'll generate. If you tell it to do eighty pages,
Speaker 1: it'll do eighty. If you tell it to do too,
Speaker 1: it'll do two. And just like that, it'll start generating
Speaker 1: what they think you mean by that eazy today, what
Speaker 1: do you say? The text is pretty big. I think
Speaker 1: we can do it. I think Cliff deserves it. He's
Speaker 1: presented us with two scripts here to read out to
Speaker 1: the Solar system. And we're presenting now a radio drama
Speaker 1: of the twenty twenty four to left Christmas Show. And
Speaker 1: what I think we'll do is perhaps have Mama Sara
Speaker 1: read the italics. Yeah, that's okay. Let me get you
Speaker 1: your glasses back. We're gonna put you back to work. Sure.
Speaker 1: What what is it called on a script? The italic
Speaker 1: kind of scene setting that's not to be read as script.
Speaker 4: I mean it's the like in in in a play,
Speaker 4: like stage direction and in screenplays the action the action.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so we're gonna have Mamasa read the action,
Speaker 1: that is to say, the parts of the script that
Speaker 1: described the scene, but our an actual dialogue. And then
Speaker 1: the boss Man and I will take based on a
Speaker 1: queue who will read next. Bossman, by the way, is
Speaker 1: enjoying some fine British chocolate if you're wondering what he's
Speaker 1: lunching on from a prior episode sent to us from
Speaker 1: from jolly old England as that very special relationship continues.
Speaker 1: So if you could read Mama sorrow right up until here, okay,
Speaker 1: right there, the italic sized text, that would be great.
Speaker 2: Oh I see okay.
Speaker 3: Jack and a Season walks down the sterile hallway alongside
Speaker 3: the new hospital CEO.
Speaker 1: Doctor Greg Thornton.
Speaker 3: They exchange pleasantries, discussing the future of the hospital. As
Speaker 3: they approach an intersection, a young man, one of the
Speaker 3: CEO's underlings. Clayton hurries up, flashing a nervous smile.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Clayton. Uh, doctor Thornton, you uh feel like
Speaker 1: grabbing some dinner? Later, Doctor Thornton barely glances at him.
Speaker 4: Mm no, not tonight, Clayton, burger.
Speaker 1: In the room. Doctor Thornton frowns at the odd question,
Speaker 1: but waves him off.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: As Clayton scurries away, Jack is silent, but the peculiar
Speaker 1: phrase burger in the room lingers in his mind. That's
Speaker 1: that's an old story, That's what I've told on the
Speaker 1: air before Interior Jack's hotel room night. Later that evening, Jack,
Speaker 1: still intrigued by the phrase, decides to indulge. He picks
Speaker 1: up the phone. Yeah, can I get a burger sent
Speaker 1: up to my room? Fifteen minutes later, there's a knock.
Speaker 1: A waiter brings in a tray, setting down a perfectly
Speaker 1: cooked burger with a small complimentary pudding cuff on the side,
Speaker 1: meat pudding. Jack digs in, savoring the meal. Then suddenly
Speaker 1: there's another knock. Who the He opens the door to
Speaker 1: find Uncle Elmer, the towering former wrestler, standing in the doorway.
Speaker 1: Eyeing the burger with hunger in his eyes. You, Jack,
Speaker 1: shocked and unsure what's happening, gestures to the burger. Uhh, no,
Speaker 1: have at it. Elmer grabs the burgler and devours it
Speaker 1: in seconds. Jack watches in amazement as Elmer's eyes widen,
Speaker 1: his hunger. Far from satisfied, the wrestler starts grabbing anything
Speaker 1: in sight, pillowcases, lampshades, and even the bed sheets, stuffing
Speaker 1: them into his mouth. Boy, do you like to eat
Speaker 1: a lie? Jack frantically looks around the room and spots
Speaker 1: it's the pudding cup. He grabs it. Here, take this,
Speaker 1: but just as he offers it, there's a deafening crash.
Speaker 1: The wall behind him crumbles and through the dust into
Speaker 1: briss Vader emerges, roaring, this.
Speaker 2: Is my kind of body pudding in.
Speaker 1: Vader lunges for the pudding, and then the chaos. Jack
Speaker 1: scurries out of the way. Elmer and Vader grapple for
Speaker 1: the cup, knocking furniture around. Vader throws a punch, connecting
Speaker 1: with Elmer's jaw. Each punch lands with the game same
Speaker 1: growling sound. But before they can do more damage through
Speaker 1: the hole in the wall, Sid Justice enters pushing a
Speaker 1: cart stacked hide with Vienna sausages. Sid shut up. Sig
Speaker 1: gestures to the stack of yenisauce. Mamasaropop suggestures the steak
Speaker 1: of Vienna sausages with a manic gleam in his eyes.
Speaker 2: Forget the pudding. I just free eight ten of myself
Speaker 2: for fifty buckses of these. If you warm, you gotta
Speaker 2: go through a meme. The mester and the Ruler of the.
Speaker 1: World without hesitation, Elmer and Vader lunge the food. Sid
Speaker 1: pulls out his secret weapons, a squeegee in one hand
Speaker 1: and a scissor in the other. He fends them off,
Speaker 1: but they circle him like predators, closing in. Suddenly they
Speaker 1: tackle him, turning him into a human sandwich. Sid in
Speaker 1: the middle.
Speaker 4: Now that's a sandwich.
Speaker 1: Just as Sid looks like he's being overpowered, a voice
Speaker 1: cuts through the chaos.
Speaker 2: Elmer Fighter, this is Bougus, the most bullish single ever
Speaker 2: pulled off.
Speaker 1: Sid's twin brother, bo Justice charges into the room, helping
Speaker 1: Sid fight off the wrestling titans. Sid has Vader pinned
Speaker 1: in the corner, his eyes darting around for his scissors.
Speaker 2: Were my scissors?
Speaker 1: Suddenly aren't. Anderson appears from behind, wielding Sid's own scissors.
Speaker 1: He jabs them into Sid's head. How do you like it?
Speaker 2: These scissors hit me in the head like a.
Speaker 1: Shoot bow charges an Arn. As the room descends further
Speaker 1: into madness, Jack, fed up, grabs his phone and dials
Speaker 1: his best friend JP Sorrow Holler Spot ninety one. JP
Speaker 1: knows exactly what that means. An hour later, JP burst
Speaker 1: into the room an hour later with none other than
Speaker 1: Virgil holding a steaming pot of meat sauce, meat saw power.
Speaker 1: Virgil swings the pot, dumping the sauce all over The
Speaker 1: Justice Brothers sit in bow howl in pain as the
Speaker 1: sauce burns their eyes, while Elmer Invader gleefully swim in it. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: in the corner, Arn Anderson watches the chaos, sipping from
Speaker 1: a mini bar bottle with Rick Flair, who has appeared
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. Rick points at Elmer Invaders, this is.
Speaker 4: The greatest moment of their lives.
Speaker 1: Jack, disheveled but relieved, shakes Virgil's hand. Thanks for getting
Speaker 1: me out of a jam, brother. He looks around at
Speaker 1: the wrecked room, the sauce covered wrestlers in the hole
Speaker 1: in the wall. I will never eat a burger in
Speaker 1: the room again.