Speaker 1: We are is this UFO?
Speaker 2: It is Tody. We're gonna talk about those damn drones. Uh,
Speaker 2: because he's amazing.
Speaker 1: Dude, What an underrated band this band is?
Speaker 3: Said Michael Schenker was in this.
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Speaker 2: Right, what is let me gonna go or she's just
Speaker 2: gonna be a lose. He's just gonna be a loser
Speaker 2: living living in your basement.
Speaker 1: Let me doesn't need to go to college.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm just saying. I'm just you're just gonna continue
Speaker 2: to live in your basement like a loser. No, yeah, like.
Speaker 1: The King of the Castle, he's quite o.
Speaker 2: King of the Castle is that what we're calling now
Speaker 2: New Jersey State Police. Sorry, let me I apologize, just
Speaker 2: messing New Jersey State Police to residents. Don't shoot at drones.
Speaker 1: Well, how about doing something about the drone.
Speaker 2: That's my mister, government, That's exactly where I'm going with it.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: New Jersey folks are frustrated with these damn drones and
Speaker 2: they're starting to shoot at them. State Police is like,
Speaker 2: please stop, don't shoot at them. We talked about the
Speaker 2: other day that shrapnel or those bullets go up, they
Speaker 2: gotta come down at some point. You don't want to
Speaker 2: land on a kid or a dog or whatever. Uh.
Speaker 2: So the uh, but this problem would be solved if
Speaker 2: they just tell us what the heck is going on.
Speaker 2: They've had over five thousand reported drone sightings.
Speaker 4: That means they don't want us to know what's going on.
Speaker 5: Then go and and the longer we don't know what's
Speaker 5: going on, the worst and the worst, the conspiracy theories.
Speaker 1: Start to get if they are.
Speaker 5: Now you're hearing stuff like, well, there's a nuclear weapon
Speaker 5: that's somehow been smuggled in and it's in Jersey or wherever,
Speaker 5: and so the you know, they're saying anxiety and the
Speaker 5: conspiracies get bigger.
Speaker 2: And it doesn't help. The Pentagon came out and said, well,
Speaker 2: it's not man made. What stop it? What it's not
Speaker 2: ours or our advertaries?
Speaker 1: You know, you know what.
Speaker 5: I'm with the Pentagon on that because I don't see gender.
Speaker 5: I would never say something as moronic and insensitive as
Speaker 5: man made admirable?
Speaker 1: How about thank you? How about person made? How about that?
Speaker 5: You know why I think we need to do I
Speaker 5: think that we just need to shut down for two
Speaker 5: weeks and flatten the curve of drones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll do this Yellowstone story and then move on
Speaker 2: to click of a skipping.
Speaker 1: Is this what's it called a spoiler? I'm getting there.
Speaker 2: No, it's no, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not it's not Is the ending what you told me, Tony?
Speaker 1: That? Yes?
Speaker 2: Oh my word, yeah, yeah, as far as I understand
Speaker 2: the ending is what I told Dave. People said, damn it,
Speaker 2: why did you go in that direction?
Speaker 1: So, okay, so here's the thing.
Speaker 5: Uh used to be they would air and then you
Speaker 5: would just stream it on the thing of the same
Speaker 5: platform that air.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't do that anymore.
Speaker 5: So I googled it, and I said, uh, you know, Hey,
Speaker 5: where do I stream the ending of Yellowstone? Well, you
Speaker 5: still can't do it on a service unless you subscribe
Speaker 5: to the service.
Speaker 1: And like one of them is like twenty one bucks
Speaker 1: a month.
Speaker 5: The other one was like twenty eight dollars a month,
Speaker 5: like Filo and like these weird services. But I did
Speaker 5: find one of those services. I had a seven day
Speaker 5: trial period, So I'm going to get that seven day
Speaker 5: trial period, Benjamin bas for five hours this weekend and
Speaker 5: they just cancel.
Speaker 2: All right. So the final episode which people are criticizing
Speaker 2: at the end, and that the fight, the battle, the
Speaker 2: fight battle at them is supposed to be really ridiculous,
Speaker 2: and then at the end they went they went woke.
Speaker 2: Hang on, man, it's not the story goodly. So the
Speaker 2: ratings are in for that, and you don't know whether
Speaker 2: you believe these things or not. What Netflix should just
Speaker 2: make up something, right? So well, I guess it's a
Speaker 2: that's Paramount. Yeah, the series finale drew eleven point four
Speaker 2: million viewers Sunday night alone. That's up against the NFL,
Speaker 2: according to data or data either way released by Paramount.
Speaker 2: The company claims that that makes it the most watched
Speaker 2: episode in the series history.
Speaker 3: I have them.
Speaker 4: I have them all recorded, Dwight. We just set it
Speaker 4: to record on Paramoun because they'll roll through them occasionally
Speaker 4: on weekends and series, and then set them to record
Speaker 4: and eventually you'll get the whole series.
Speaker 2: What a great idea.
Speaker 5: I don't know where this is going. He's getting read
Speaker 5: open up his home so I can come over there.
Speaker 5: They get on his cat.
Speaker 3: You're always gonna watch these.
Speaker 1: Thank you so very much, David.
Speaker 3: I've got over I've got a TV I can bring outside.
Speaker 5: No, Aubrey, I'll call me over there this Sunday, right
Speaker 5: sportsball time that Dave's dogs giving you the side eye?
Speaker 1: Ah, I know that sound.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's every time I leave the studio.
Speaker 1: I get it. Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: You're imagining that, but it's clicking or skip it. I'll
Speaker 4: give you gossip headlines. Tell me if you want to
Speaker 4: learn more or not.
Speaker 2: Head line.
Speaker 4: Jamie Fox glass throwing incident explained.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to hear this. I'm a big Jamie
Speaker 1: Fox fan.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think he was at a restaurant. Clicked on it.
Speaker 4: Jamie Fox's recent birthday at Mister Chow's and Beverly Hills
Speaker 4: took a chaotic turn when someone pointed a laser projecting
Speaker 4: a man thing image at his table.
Speaker 1: I've seen these. They're like wieners.
Speaker 3: Wait a minute, I know you've seen them.
Speaker 2: I'm close. No, it's just a okay.
Speaker 1: So it's like, well, these laser pointers, but when you
Speaker 1: do it makes a wiener.
Speaker 3: It's an interesting an interesting pointer.
Speaker 4: Sources say the laser came from a private balcony upstairs
Speaker 4: hosted by Jackasses production company dick House Productions.
Speaker 3: Fox, upset because.
Speaker 4: His kids were there, walked up to the VIP area
Speaker 4: to confront the group, saying in front of my daughters.
Speaker 4: Things escalated when a crew member allegedly threw a drinking glass,
Speaker 4: hitting Jamie in the face and cutting his mouth. Jamie,
Speaker 4: visibly bleeding, reportedly said it's my birthday, what's wrong with
Speaker 4: you before leaving the restaurant to get stitches. A lawyer
Speaker 4: for dick House Productions denies the incident happened. As described
Speaker 4: the situation that led to further tensions between Jamie's group
Speaker 4: and the holiday party, prompting mister Chow's staff to call
Speaker 4: the cops.
Speaker 2: Uh, what point did you think, guys that work for
Speaker 2: a company called Jackass Productions was a good idea to
Speaker 2: confront just leave. I felt sorry for those guys in
Speaker 2: the nineties. I feel far sorry for him today. You
Speaker 2: knew they were wrecking their bodies and possibly die for
Speaker 2: a for a laugh. Uh, and you knew it wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna last because they you know, there are obviously a
Speaker 2: lot of drug and alcohol issues rolling through that. But
Speaker 2: that's just that sounds there like their mo o, like
Speaker 2: grow up, Like what the hell?
Speaker 3: You got kids at a table and you're gonna shine
Speaker 3: that thing on it?
Speaker 5: Seriously, Johnny, Johnny Knoxville parlayd that into something pretty good.
Speaker 2: No, no, yeah, but I don't guarantee you Johnny Knoxville
Speaker 2: is not with these people.
Speaker 5: He's well, he went back a few years ago for
Speaker 5: like they did.
Speaker 1: How is this?
Speaker 2: How is this still a production? I haven't no idea,
Speaker 2: no idea.
Speaker 3: Headline.
Speaker 4: Kristin Cavaleri shares that she once woke up to an
Speaker 4: intruder in a vacation home.
Speaker 1: Who is Christin Cavalary?
Speaker 2: She's a hot eight? What is she?
Speaker 1: She is an American TV person out? Oh boys, is
Speaker 1: she hot?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Spouse is Jay Cutler at? She's gonna be like a uh.
Speaker 2: No, she dated click on it, she dated she dated
Speaker 2: the other NFL quarterback.
Speaker 5: Oh now, now evidently she's going after Costner.
Speaker 1: Yea these two variety. Yeah, let's hear this.
Speaker 4: Kristin Cavalieri shared a scary experience from a twenty twenty
Speaker 4: family trip to the Bahamas on her pod pod Podcast pod.
Speaker 2: If that's a podcast is a radio show with less revenue?
Speaker 4: Okay, she calls it. Let's be honest with Kristin Cavalary.
Speaker 4: She shared that she woke up one night to find
Speaker 4: a masked man crawling on her bedroom floor of her vacation.
Speaker 2: You get spider man, Come on, dude.
Speaker 4: I go, what are you doing? And this man stands up,
Speaker 4: runs out the door. She says she stayed calm because
Speaker 4: her son was in the bed with her, adding you
Speaker 4: think in those moments you'd scream, but your instincts just
Speaker 4: kick in. The intruder, later identified as an HVAC worker,
Speaker 4: stole cash from a backpack, but was eventually caught and
Speaker 4: the money was recovered.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, no way. So he didn't really want
Speaker 2: to deal with her or the baby. He just wanted money. Well,
Speaker 2: I mean, she's got good instincts too, but like, like
Speaker 2: Dwight said, the like spidy instance that you're sleeping, but
Speaker 2: you can feel like there's someone in the room that's creepy.
Speaker 5: Oh, by the way, creepy and this they all chase
Speaker 5: the scroges for nano second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watch Beetle Juice. Beetle Juice. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: what a turnly got.
Speaker 2: I think we watched in the theater or something, and
Speaker 2: Jackie liked it and I was, oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Boring headline, the Kardashian swap, the Levish Christmas comes.
Speaker 3: He's getting quick on that come up headline.
Speaker 4: Paris Hilton's ex fiance charged with fighting with the cops.
Speaker 1: That's hot.
Speaker 2: I want to hear it. So annoying. Click on it.
Speaker 4: Para Hilton's ex fiancee, actor Chris Zilka, surrendered to Ohio
Speaker 4: authorities after a chaotic arrest. Chaotica is the rubber chicken
Speaker 4: word of the day, involving allegations of drug induced behavior
Speaker 4: and resisting the police. Police are said to have responded
Speaker 4: to reports of a shirtless, shoeless man in pajama pants
Speaker 4: trying to break into a car what was it, and
Speaker 4: found Zilka foaming at the mouth. I'm miss bashed for
Speaker 4: the actor was allegedly under the influence. Bodycam footage captured
Speaker 4: Zilka wrestling with officers, one of whom accidentally tasered his
Speaker 4: partner before they got a handle on. Zilka then strapped
Speaker 4: him to a gurney and took him to a hospital.
Speaker 4: He then escaped from the hospital where he was under
Speaker 4: police hold, but he turned himself in days later, now
Speaker 4: charged with two felonies assault for elbowing an officer and
Speaker 4: attempting to commit an offense for trying to break in
Speaker 4: to a vehicle.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: She is in her forties, well into her forties, mid forties.
Speaker 2: Berrelind towards fifty. Uh has a she's a mom and
Speaker 2: still talks like that, it's so hot, you're so hot,
Speaker 2: and that's so hot, that's cool and I love my
Speaker 2: Uh what were those stupid pictures that you could buy?
Speaker 2: And uh, oh n F t s NFT my n
Speaker 2: F tis really cool and you're not so you could party.
Speaker 2: She she has a podcast of course on iHeart what
Speaker 2: she has a It's podcast is a radio show with
Speaker 2: less revenue, but she has a podcast on there to
Speaker 2: where it's like you could party and get well at
Speaker 2: the same time, It's like, what dude, it's like a
Speaker 2: zoo Lander. It's if you hire the writers for Zoolander
Speaker 2: to write her promo. That's what it would sound like.
Speaker 3: When do you lose the Valley Girls stuff?
Speaker 2: Oh my lord?
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Headline Tom Cruise receives Navy's Tops of Villion Honor.
Speaker 1: What Cruise? I'll know where this is going.
Speaker 5: I bet it has something to do with science, because
Speaker 5: he's also not an act just an actor.
Speaker 3: He's also as a scientist, were respected.
Speaker 1: World respected scientists.
Speaker 5: Let's hearse, he's not an action Oh by the way,
Speaker 5: thank you, thank you, Bob. But hey, he also went
Speaker 5: to Saint x H for a half a day for
Speaker 5: two years.
Speaker 2: Oh they wrestled there.
Speaker 4: Pete Maverick Mitchell is a highly decorated naval aviator and
Speaker 4: now tell me has something in common with the pilot
Speaker 4: that he plays. He was honored with the US Navy's
Speaker 4: highest civilian, honored the Distinguished Public Service Award for quote
Speaker 4: his outstanding contributions to the Navy and the Marine Corps
Speaker 4: through his work in movies like Top Gun, Born on
Speaker 4: the fourth of July, A Few Good Men and more.
Speaker 4: Cruz said, I admire all of the servicemen and women
Speaker 4: I know in life. Something that is very true to
Speaker 4: me is that to lead.
Speaker 3: Is to serve.
Speaker 4: And I know that to my core, and I see
Speaker 4: that in the servicemen and women and aliens come out
Speaker 4: of volcanoes and in about our bodies.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but he you don't understand like it. When
Speaker 2: the first top gun came out, those Navy recruiters were
Speaker 2: setting boots up outside.
Speaker 1: The movie theater.
Speaker 2: Absolutely yeah, people were signing up. He did a hell
Speaker 2: of a job recruiting, and so did the second one.
Speaker 2: The second one did the same thing. People were signing
Speaker 2: up to go in the Navy.
Speaker 5: Whenever we make Sweet Sweet Love at Home, Yeah, Susan
Speaker 5: always puts that volleyball scene on and freezes it for
Speaker 5: some reason, though she is a big support of our military.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: An athletic supporter, if you will, Yes and Athletics headline
Speaker 4: Macaulay Conkin says he considered buying the home alone house.
Speaker 4: I wonder if money was the problem.
Speaker 5: I saw somebody take a selfie there the other day,
Speaker 5: and it struck me, how miserable. It's a beautiful home,
Speaker 5: but how miserable would it be living there because every
Speaker 5: day people coming up and.
Speaker 2: Going click click on it, because I don't. I didn't
Speaker 2: know he had that much money.
Speaker 4: I think five point two millions of value of that
Speaker 4: house of Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's in a nice place, like.
Speaker 3: You know, Chicago. What could go wrong?
Speaker 4: He had the run of the house and home alone,
Speaker 4: so why not own it? Macaulay Culkin told Naddy and
Speaker 4: said a screening of the movie that he thought about
Speaker 4: buying it. It was at the center of his franchise
Speaker 4: Just for Giggles. Culkin said he had no plans to
Speaker 4: move to Winnetka, Illinois, but instead wanted to turn the
Speaker 4: home into a movie fun house where people could re
Speaker 4: enact scenes from the movie. He ultimately passed, saying, I
Speaker 4: got kids, I'm busy man. And you looked at his
Speaker 4: bank account. You're you're traveling, watching a movie with people
Speaker 4: and talking to him.
Speaker 5: Okay, McCaulay caulkin networth looks like a fifteen million dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's better than I thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that cartoon meme where people did it?
Speaker 2: If actually two guys too, you know, hitman broke in.
Speaker 2: They don't be hey, watch out there's ice on the stairs. Hey,
Speaker 2: I don't know why the I don't know why the
Speaker 2: door knob was hot, but I just opened it really quickly.
Speaker 2: The McAuley calkin comes up to the top of the
Speaker 2: stairs and goes, I have a tarantula, shall watch out,
Speaker 2: and one of the hit men just turns and shoots
Speaker 2: him in the head.
Speaker 4: That's great, that's a quicker movie headline. Jason Kelsey responds
Speaker 4: to Jason kelce lookalike contest.
Speaker 2: Oh, click on it. Anything from the Yeah come on.
Speaker 3: Their fifteen minutes is winding.
Speaker 2: Down in thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: Jason Kelcey had a very honest reaction to a recent
Speaker 4: Jason Kelsey lookalike contest held in Pennsylvania during Monday Night
Speaker 4: Football's Countdown. The player turned commentator called it like he
Speaker 4: saw it. News flash. Any overweight white guy with a
Speaker 4: beard looks just like me. What are we talking about?
Speaker 4: It's an easy competition. There's nothing unique about any of
Speaker 4: these gentlemen other than they are large people with beards
Speaker 4: and have a Caucasian complexion. However, he did have a
Speaker 4: favorite that guy's spot on dude rock in a sweater,
Speaker 4: that's my new profile pick.
Speaker 3: Jason said it's getting worse.
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga did some songs with him. The wife, Jason
Speaker 2: Kelsey's wife did a podcast out a podcast is a
Speaker 2: radio show with less revenue? Did a podcast with the wife.
Speaker 2: Didn't it beat Joe Rogan this week? It's like it
Speaker 2: doesn't stop.
Speaker 1: Talk about Paris Hilton going to social media.
Speaker 2: People are so mean with that poor baby.
Speaker 5: Lonnie Nolan says, you should see Paris Hilton's kid's head.
Speaker 2: It's so.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you she's run for life number two. It
Speaker 5: looks like she had a baby with John camp Cougar
Speaker 5: Melon Dave.
Speaker 2: I can't what Dave Jennings look like. Dude.
Speaker 5: I mean, come on, dude, he'll cry myself to sleep
Speaker 5: tonight on his little bit.
Speaker 2: They will tell you that video of him hitting the
Speaker 2: ball on baseball and running the first base with that head,
Speaker 2: with the hell going back and forth.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I stayed up? Right?
Speaker 2: Did he stay up?
Speaker 5: Is it true that they use you for the model
Speaker 5: for all the bibbleheads?
Speaker 2: True? That thing it doesn't even look real, like a
Speaker 2: baby's head is so large, it doesn't look Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: poor baby. Wow, she's so ridiculous. I hope she's a
Speaker 2: good mom.
Speaker 1: Well, of course she is.
Speaker 5: She probably he probably did sippy company goes, she goes,
Speaker 5: that's hot.
Speaker 3: Did she get pregnant after a trip to Easter Island?
Speaker 5: Story next story, Yeah we got time?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay?
Speaker 4: Headline Lily Allen talks about her mental health and eating struggle.
Speaker 5: I don't know who that is Lily Allen? Why am
Speaker 5: I thinking? Who am I thinking of? From one ringy dingy?
Speaker 5: Who is that?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: It doesn't say who she is In the story.
Speaker 4: One more than headline, Victoria Beckham shoots down nose job rumors.
Speaker 2: Who cares? Eh, who cares? You were in a band
Speaker 2: that was hot thirty years ago.
Speaker 1: You did not have a nose John.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's nothing new about right now.
Speaker 1: It sounds like there is David Beckham.
Speaker 2: She was bending it like Beckham. All right, Okay, we're
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Speaker 5: Well, well, it's gonna be Christmas next week because you're
Speaker 5: probably gonna look for things to.
Speaker 1: Talk about with the relatives.
Speaker 5: Right, there's always so much small talk you can have.
Speaker 5: I'm about have your something. Here's something you could bring
Speaker 5: to the table when there's a lull in the conversation.
Speaker 1: I found it.
Speaker 2: Really Yeah, we're gonna take advice from you on that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because what you can do is you bring up
Speaker 5: you know, yeah, you bring up torture.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, there's so many tortures out.
Speaker 2: There because you know, you think that Dwight wouldn't do
Speaker 2: there do I would do this kind of thing. Hey,
Speaker 2: what's your first wife up to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: See, but here maybe maybe I bring it up like this. Hey,
Speaker 5: you know, hanging out with all of you all family,
Speaker 5: it's this is really torture for me. But you know
Speaker 5: what the worst torture is is goat licking. Have you
Speaker 5: heard of goat licking?
Speaker 3: No, they licked their feet.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, evidently one of the worst tortures out there.
Speaker 1: A person would have their feet.
Speaker 3: What was that, Dave goat liquor.
Speaker 5: A person would have their feet soaked in salt water,
Speaker 5: which would make them more vulnerable with appealing. So then
Speaker 5: the person was secured and locked down, and then they
Speaker 5: brought out a goat goat, and the goat would commence
Speaker 5: to licking. The goat would then commenced to licking the
Speaker 5: feet of the victim and steadily would wear the skin
Speaker 5: off the soles of the victim's feet. Any tickling sensation
Speaker 5: would eventually turn into extreme pain as the skin I
Speaker 5: wonder if they did do the like when the first
Speaker 5: one get laughed.
Speaker 2: No, if you know you're gonna die, you would laugh.
Speaker 2: Everyone else would still be. But this sounds awful, awful hot.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: It's the difference between a cat tongue and a and
Speaker 2: a and a dog tongue. You know the difference, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: Like the cat is all coarse and feels like little nails.
Speaker 2: I bet you the goat tongue is the same.
Speaker 1: Lemmy's tongue is smooth and saltry like silk.
Speaker 3: What happened to leeches.
Speaker 4: Don't they have fish to that like chewed the scams
Speaker 4: off of you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's your feet.
Speaker 2: That's the can I chase scuirrel real quick? Absolutely, I
Speaker 2: reported the dude. I told you, the guy that sits
Speaker 2: in the gym, everyone the naked out and he pulls
Speaker 2: out the scraper, the great the cheese grater. And I'm
Speaker 2: at my locker and I'm always staring inside my locker,
Speaker 2: I'm not staring around the sides. And you hear that
Speaker 2: that is the cheese grater on the bottom of his
Speaker 2: feet and he's grading the feet his feet, and it's
Speaker 2: it leaves a pile of skin all on the carpet.
Speaker 2: And then what's even worse is at the end he
Speaker 2: takes the little greater with the handle on it and
Speaker 2: next to the bench, he goes, oh, come on, knock
Speaker 2: the rest of it off. So I had enough. I
Speaker 2: said I'm done. I walked outside and I went to
Speaker 2: the front desk and I said, look, I'm I try
Speaker 2: not to be judgmental. And then everybody started laughing that's exactly.
Speaker 1: What I do.
Speaker 2: And I said, but I and what when I told him?
Speaker 2: They went, oh, no, that's not funny. We can't have that.
Speaker 2: You can't be doing that in locker room. I said done,
Speaker 2: and they said, she goes, I will take care of it.
Speaker 2: She goes, I will make sure everyone that is disgusting.
Speaker 2: And the other girl standing there goes. I thought you
Speaker 2: were gonna be like funny or that's gross. I went, hello, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's gross.
Speaker 5: Look I understand, Yeah, there's naked.
Speaker 2: Does no, how was he going to clean it up?
Speaker 2: It's all over the carpet. It's grossed. He didn't carry
Speaker 2: a dustbuster in his man bag.
Speaker 5: Dude, like, but there's stream of usag.
Speaker 2: You could feel, no, you could feel the other three
Speaker 2: people that are near me, they they want to say
Speaker 2: something like, we all want to go dude, what are
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: It's not one time. He does it every week and
Speaker 2: it's not a small little pile of skin. It's like
Speaker 2: an island.
Speaker 3: Who's like me, do this that grow?
Speaker 2: They they're so hard at every week. You have to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Just just do it at home.
Speaker 2: If you did it at home, your wife would be like, dude,
Speaker 2: what are you doing?
Speaker 5: And look, I understand that you're you're in the locker
Speaker 5: room and nakedness is going on. I get naked while
Speaker 5: I change the clothes too. But here's the thing. If
Speaker 5: I'm sitting on the bench tying my shoes and you're naked,
Speaker 5: don't come over and stand in front of me while
Speaker 5: I'm sitting down and try to have a conversation.
Speaker 1: I want to see that.
Speaker 2: What's the big mountain in Seattle?
Speaker 1: What's that one mount Seattle?
Speaker 3: Is it mount Hood?
Speaker 2: Whatever it is, it looks like that like with snow cat.
Speaker 2: It looks like a giant pile, looks like a mountain
Speaker 2: sitting on the carpet, And I'm just like, oh, I
Speaker 2: can't take it anymore.
Speaker 3: Mount Hood's in Oregon.
Speaker 2: Sorry, the one in Seattle that has a view. Everyone
Speaker 2: in Seattle has a view of it.
Speaker 1: Let's get back.
Speaker 2: Uh is it Mountaineer?
Speaker 1: Well, hang on, let me just go to the Google
Speaker 1: mount RAINIERO. What is it?
Speaker 3: Mountain Rainier?
Speaker 1: Never heard of it? Right? Neer nearly killed him?
Speaker 2: What it's next to Lake Titty Kaka?
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's a good vacation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, turn in between both of them. Actually I lost.
Speaker 1: I wanted to finish the goat. Oh here it is
Speaker 1: all right, goat Okay?
Speaker 5: So they was they was, this is the worst torture
Speaker 5: there is poorly, so they would put They would anchor
Speaker 5: you down. The goat would start licking the bottoms of
Speaker 5: your feet. It would tickle it first, then the tickling
Speaker 5: sensation would eventually turn into extreme pain as the skin
Speaker 5: wore down, and eventually open wounds would invite infection, especially.
Speaker 3: Since you're doing why why'd you bring this up?
Speaker 5: Because again, this is if there's a law at Christmas
Speaker 5: with your family.
Speaker 1: Here's a tie addition to the street paying, the affection
Speaker 1: would end up killing them.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's like the komodo dragon. You know how scary
Speaker 2: they are, and they come running up you really fast
Speaker 2: like alligators, but they're faster. They have so many germs
Speaker 2: in their mouth and their teeth that when they they
Speaker 2: don't like, they don't attack you like a tiger and
Speaker 2: go for your throat and stuff. They just bite you
Speaker 2: on the leg and their saliva is so infectious. They
Speaker 2: did they slowly follow you around because they're like, he's
Speaker 2: gonna die in a couple of hours, and the infections
Speaker 2: and the way for you to die, and then they
Speaker 2: eat you. The little lizard mind get a little cigarette
Speaker 2: hanging out of his mouth waiting for you to die.
Speaker 1: This was really hanging on. Hey, give him another lick
Speaker 1: one and then.
Speaker 2: The other Komodo dragon comes down and going you still
Speaker 2: a tad, still waiting on this guy?
Speaker 1: Want you go give him another lick? Their fez.
Speaker 4: There are three potentially venom miss lizards that pose a
Speaker 4: risk to people, the Komodo dragon, the Gila monster, and
Speaker 4: the Mexican bearded or beaded lizard.
Speaker 1: I like bearded.
Speaker 2: We had a meeting already that week.
Speaker 1: Stop it.
Speaker 2: We've had one meeting ready, and you're going down the path.
Speaker 1: And I was still apologized to you guys yesterday. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It's okay for being an anchor on our careers. We
Speaker 2: we we enjoy helping.
Speaker 4: By the way, they can run close to thirty miles
Speaker 4: an hour, the.
Speaker 2: Komodo I can't run out run a Komodo dragon. How
Speaker 2: he came from that, Carl Lewis can't outrun a kmodo.
Speaker 2: And all he does is bite you on the leg
Speaker 2: and then waits for you to die, follows you around slowly.
Speaker 3: It can happen in a half an hour.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a half hour is that all it takes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, yeah, I mean I've seen some nasty people's mouth.
Speaker 2: That's a nasty amount. You're talking to one, that's a
Speaker 2: nasty amount.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine?
Speaker 5: Well, I guess Theeqila, the number one tequila kills most
Speaker 5: of the bacteria.
Speaker 1: After I got the show off, sipp the quila.
Speaker 2: Little dinosaurs, dude, Yeah, just stay away from komodo dragons.
Speaker 1: I think which would come up with a fire breeding
Speaker 1: kimodo dragon?
Speaker 2: That that would be cool?
Speaker 1: How cool would that be?
Speaker 2: You're not a real dragon.
Speaker 1: I want to say this to you.
Speaker 2: You're not a real dragon.
Speaker 1: I want to say this.
Speaker 2: That's yes. If people call you a dragon, do you
Speaker 2: breathe fire? No? Well, then there you go.
Speaker 1: It stores a couple of weeks. Oo, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it anyway. Uh. It goes back to Wicked.
Speaker 5: First they had to put out a deal saying, you
Speaker 5: know what, don't sing along? And now maybe we're gonna
Speaker 5: do a couple of sing along showings. But now Wicked
Speaker 5: is encouraging people not to paste pete their face green
Speaker 5: when they show up.
Speaker 1: Is that is it green Witch or something? Oh?
Speaker 3: Wicked? And she was born green?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it ain't easy being.
Speaker 3: She was in Bonanza.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a Lauren Green reference.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's too much. Put fifty cents. No push,
Speaker 2: it's a push. Okay, holiday season, it's a push.
Speaker 1: You may be pay a dollar for goo go.
Speaker 2: Yeah that was bad. Yeah, that was low hanging fruit.
Speaker 1: No, it was not Kaija goo goo. That's it.
Speaker 3: Wise, Okay.
Speaker 5: Evidently now the theaters are having to tell Patroots, no,
Speaker 5: don't wear green face paint. We're not gonna let you in.
Speaker 5: Do you gotta dress up? Like if I go see
Speaker 5: you feel the dreams? I have to wear baseball.
Speaker 2: First of all, while you were gone, Dave and I
Speaker 2: did the story about the paint being toxic like the
Speaker 2: back when they filmed the movie originally not this Wicked one,
Speaker 2: but didn't they The lady that played the Wicked Witch
Speaker 2: almost died.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her face blew up. It was toxic.
Speaker 4: Buddy Ebsen was supposed to be the tin Man and
Speaker 4: he inhaled like metal bits. He was in the hospital
Speaker 4: for two weeks. The snow in the poppy scene was asbestos.
Speaker 2: Shut up, are you serious? And by the way, and
Speaker 2: by the way, yeah, I mean yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: It's nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 2: You know, And I'm sure if you don't let somebody
Speaker 2: in with the Green Pains would be called a bigot
Speaker 2: or something. Hey, you're you're biggot against green people. No,
Speaker 2: we have a rule. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: They film Wizards in nineteen thirty nine. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Wonder we gotta make those guy look like a ten man?
Speaker 1: Shee wow? What spray painting him?
Speaker 2: Shover you know it's toxic.
Speaker 4: And the Cowardly Lion suit was an actual lion weighing
Speaker 4: actual lion weighed ninety pounds.
Speaker 1: It was made out of a line.
Speaker 2: Out of a lion, actual lion. It was thirty nine.
Speaker 2: Somebody went, hey, we need lions suit. We'll go kill
Speaker 2: a lion.
Speaker 3: Go up, go shoot Benny.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm looking at it right now. That's a hurry up. Dammit.
Speaker 1: All right.
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Speaker 1: Curtis Whitting would have been ninety eight years old today.
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Speaker 2: Did you fall off your mom?
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