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Speaker 2: I feel like I learned something today and on Lindsay's
Speaker 2: the only one that is the expert on this in
Speaker 2: the room, so we're gonna need her help.
Speaker 1: But what.
Speaker 2: I learned is that apparently women have women or people
Speaker 2: they're friends with that they don't like, and they just
Speaker 2: say they're friends but they don't like them. Now, I
Speaker 2: operate with either we're friends or we're not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no win between.
Speaker 2: There's no one between for me.
Speaker 1: But would you consider like acquaintances as friends.
Speaker 2: I think acquaintance is just a word you use to
Speaker 2: like smooth it over, Like I don't know you. You
Speaker 2: still don't know, right, an acquaintance we don't hang out
Speaker 2: on Tuesdays? But okay, yeah, But the implication was that
Speaker 2: women have people they're friends with and then they like
Speaker 2: they have their best friends, and then they have people
Speaker 2: they say they're friends, but they.
Speaker 1: Don't really like them.
Speaker 3: Right maybe when you're younger, Okay, but I don't. I
Speaker 3: don't really have friends that I don't like because there
Speaker 3: wouldn't be my friend. And I'm not gonna hang out
Speaker 3: with you if I don't like you. How we just
Speaker 3: put up with her? No, maybe when you're young.
Speaker 2: Well, the only reason, the only reason I felt like
Speaker 2: this tracked with the expert in the room, sure, is
Speaker 2: because I've heard you throw the term friend around pretty loosely.
Speaker 3: I mean, I I have a lot of friends, and yeah,
Speaker 3: if they're not my friend, then I'm not gonna hang
Speaker 3: out with them.
Speaker 2: But are the people that you hang out with a lot, Like,
Speaker 2: how does that one get into the friend column in
Speaker 2: the woman world?
Speaker 3: I mean for women, I feel like you meet them
Speaker 3: once and you click on one thing and you're adding them,
Speaker 3: you're finding them on social media and you're adding them
Speaker 3: like that's considered a friend if your social media.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have friends on so so that's kind of
Speaker 2: right then because you don't know them, they're not right,
Speaker 2: We're not We ain't friends.
Speaker 1: There's there's different tiers of the friendship. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: saying zone right. I consider social media if that's all
Speaker 1: we communicate on or don't even we're just friends on
Speaker 1: Facebook bottom level. And then there's the people you hang
Speaker 1: out with in social gatherings that are like probably you
Speaker 1: know friends of other friends. That's another level. And then
Speaker 1: there's the friends that you hang out with pretty regularly.
Speaker 1: And then there's the ones that you talk to like constantly,
Speaker 1: like at least twice three times a week. I think
Speaker 1: that would be top tier friendship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would say those people are your friends and
Speaker 2: everybody else are just passers by.
Speaker 1: That's why you have friends and then best friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, the friends that you talk to three times
Speaker 2: a week. Then what is a best friend?
Speaker 1: Oh, somebody you talk to constantly. You can fight in
Speaker 1: those things that you won't tell anybody else, But you
Speaker 1: tell that one person some For some people it's their spouse.
Speaker 1: For some people it's their parents, or a brother or
Speaker 1: a sister, or maybe even just a friend they're not
Speaker 1: related to. It has just known each other for a
Speaker 1: long time, Right, that's your best friend. That's the one
Speaker 1: that you tell everything too, because there's there's no judgment.
Speaker 1: There's a little judgment, but there's no real serious judgment.
Speaker 2: Can you have more than one best friend?
Speaker 3: I think so? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But even then I think that becomes in different tears.
Speaker 1: That comes in different levels, you know, because just because
Speaker 1: you'll tell best friend John anything and everything, you may
Speaker 1: not tell you know, best friend Bob everything. You know,
Speaker 1: you might leave out a few things and that's for
Speaker 1: different reasons, be it for you're protecting yourself or you're
Speaker 1: protecting them, or you think you are whatever.
Speaker 3: Or you don't want them to tell their spouse.
Speaker 1: Or I think if you don't want anybody to tell
Speaker 1: their spouse, then don't tell them because they're instantly going
Speaker 1: to tell their spouse. That is, that is the one
Speaker 1: guarantee in life that everybody, no matter what, you're gonna
Speaker 1: go run and tell your spouse. Oh my god, you
Speaker 1: would not believe what I saw KORbin doing today. I agree.
Speaker 2: If you start a conversation with hey, don't tell your wife,
Speaker 2: don't We're done?
Speaker 1: Yeah, la la la la, Right, because that's the one
Speaker 1: person you should be able to tell everything to you.
Speaker 1: But the fun thing about that is is that's not
Speaker 1: always the case for everybody, right, Not everybody could tell
Speaker 1: their spouse everything. Now that's sad. I think I think
Speaker 1: it's human. I think everybody has a level of secrecy
Speaker 1: to them, right, everybody's got a level of secret. Like
Speaker 1: I don't tell everybody everything or whatever, like I don't
Speaker 1: want you know, you should be able to tell your
Speaker 1: spouse everything, but there's still that fear of judgment. You
Speaker 1: should be able to tell your parents anything and everything,
Speaker 1: but there's still that fear of judgment that comes and
Speaker 1: nobody wants that.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't have that fear of judgment my spouse.
Speaker 1: I just don't. And that's you thing, And that's okay.
Speaker 2: No, I think that too many people have went backwards
Speaker 2: with that mentality. Well they're they're scarred from previous relationships,
Speaker 2: true statement, or they they that's what they saw, Okay,
Speaker 2: being married is so they just think that you don't
Speaker 2: you know, you don't share all those things, or don't
Speaker 2: have trust, or maybe their parents cheat or whatever whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're probably right, right.
Speaker 2: I just believe that when you are saying I want
Speaker 2: to be with somebody, they get everything and their job
Speaker 2: is to accept it or not or not, and then
Speaker 2: they live and then they're not your person exactly.
Speaker 1: And that's just and that that ruins it for everybody
Speaker 1: else that comes along. Yeah, that's okay. You put your trust,
Speaker 1: in your faith into this one person and it didn't
Speaker 1: work out, and now you're a little jaden and now
Speaker 1: you got to guard yourself.
Speaker 2: Your walls are up constantly. Don't have to you don't
Speaker 2: have to know, but most people do. Yeah, but again,
Speaker 2: I don't think that's healthy. Like, you've got to put
Speaker 2: it back out there. Man, that's the only way to
Speaker 2: find the person. Otherwise you just keep it all everything
Speaker 2: near you and then you're not available.
Speaker 1: But you know what, you always have yourself regardless. It's
Speaker 1: hard to change your diaper when you got to mention.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's when I'm crab in your pants? Is
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 2: Because no one complained. I saw that thing about women
Speaker 2: and they had this, Uh, they're friends with people they
Speaker 2: don't they don't really like, And I think that tracks
Speaker 2: with some people. I don't know if it tracks with women.
Speaker 2: I think people will have a facade of I like this,
Speaker 2: I'm friends with this person just so people go, oh,
Speaker 2: you're friends with them.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like when you say you like a
Speaker 2: band that you don't really like.
Speaker 1: You're just just saying it to impress others. Yeah, that's yeah,
Speaker 1: you're probably not wrong.
Speaker 2: Right, or like how everybody says they like okay, Like
Speaker 2: you're just doing it because you think.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to, right.
Speaker 3: I I can see people like putting up with people like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we hang out because they're friends with so and so.
Speaker 3: So they put up with them because like a friend group, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we hang out because they're friends with so and so.
Speaker 3: So you just have to put up with that person.
Speaker 3: That would be the only only reason.
Speaker 2: Sure, so many text in says it's incredible with social
Speaker 2: media aspect. Now, there was a time when dating a woman,
Speaker 2: if you didn't make it official on Facebook, they think
Speaker 2: you're cheating. It just adds another level of scrutiny and validation.
Speaker 1: I agree they're not wrong. They're not wrong because it's like, what,
Speaker 1: what are you ashamed of me? Or you don't want
Speaker 1: everybody to know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but here's the thing that might not be your person,
Speaker 2: Rather than that's you just accept that being a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just think it's terrible social media. And sure, used.
Speaker 2: That's like, hey, they only serve okra at this restaurant.
Speaker 2: I don't go restaurants, man, they used to do. Not
Speaker 2: all have okra.
Speaker 3: Then we're not going there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then don't go there. You don't have to tolerate it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure. I've learned that a lot in
Speaker 1: the last couple of years. I've got no problem cutting
Speaker 1: people out of my life right now at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1: And there's some people who were still but hurt about it,
Speaker 1: and you know those people will effan get over it.
Speaker 1: But the thing of.
Speaker 2: You are afraid of beating that you really you you're
Speaker 2: afraid of being alone. So you're like, well, I'll just
Speaker 2: complain about it instead. I'll complain that I got to
Speaker 2: do this Facebook thing. Yeah, I found being alone really
Speaker 2: isn't that bad. It really isn't the Only person I'm
Speaker 2: responsible for is me, and I'm okay with that. I'm
Speaker 2: an alone person. I like eating alone, like sitting in
Speaker 2: a coffee shop, drinking coffee and reading alone. It does
Speaker 2: not bother me at all. I can go to a
Speaker 2: movie by myself.
Speaker 3: I have not done the movie thing by myself, but
Speaker 3: I have gone to eat alone. I don't mind it,
Speaker 3: especially with a book.
Speaker 2: So like going to eat alone, like hey, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go eat by myself, not like hey, I got to
Speaker 2: grab something to eat. I'll just go in here and
Speaker 2: eat real quick.
Speaker 3: No that I've gone to eat by myself, and I
Speaker 3: don't seem to mind it.
Speaker 1: And I love how you threw that caveat in there,
Speaker 1: Lindsay of I'll take a book with me, yeah, because
Speaker 1: then you're not alone.
Speaker 2: No, you got your friends have your distractions.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. When you were alone, you were alone
Speaker 1: with your thoughts, and that is scary. But once you
Speaker 1: grab on that, you're like, this ain't so bad. You realize, Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: me and the other fifteen in my head can hang
Speaker 1: out and chill.
Speaker 4: Hm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, some people go, I have this thoughts, so there,
Speaker 2: therefore I must feel this way rather than like, nope,
Speaker 2: it's just passing by. Fleeting, I think, is what they
Speaker 2: call it, right right, It's just a thing that goes by.
Speaker 2: It's like visiting your house and like, oh, look, deranged
Speaker 2: lunatics here, here's psychotic killer. Just me, huh, okay, sit
Speaker 2: in chat for a little bit and I'll talk you
Speaker 2: off of that ledge. Yeah yeah, alright, he's gone. Man,
Speaker 2: what a douchebag that guy is.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: All right, we got to take a break. We've got
Speaker 2: tickets to he Hate Breed. We're gonna give away a
Speaker 2: four pack actually listener emails, and we've got to tell
Speaker 2: the truth.
Speaker 1: We'll be back. More of the Big Men Morning Show
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Speaker 2: You do this thing called news quikies.
Speaker 1: These are stories that you may have missed in the news.
Speaker 1: Let's go ahead and get started.
Speaker 2: It's time for news quakies.
Speaker 6: World news, local news, and news that just makes you say,
Speaker 6: what the Here's Corby Gimbi and Lindsay with What's going
Speaker 6: on News Quakies from The Big Man Morning showing ninety
Speaker 6: seven five.
Speaker 3: Woman denies z owning cocaine that fell out of her
Speaker 3: behind my blow. A Florida woman had a hard time
Speaker 3: explaining the bag of cocaine that fell out from between
Speaker 3: her buttocks while she was being booked into jail. Reagan
Speaker 3: Cox is her name. She's thirty. She was arrested on
Speaker 3: a misdemeanor charge after police say she resisted a deputy
Speaker 3: during a traffic stop. At the jail, she had to
Speaker 3: pass through an X ray scanner used to catch hidden contraband.
Speaker 3: When jailer's spotted something suspicious in her lower region. They
Speaker 3: took her to a room where she was seen trying
Speaker 3: to cover her backside with her hand. When she moved it,
Speaker 3: a baggie holding three point eight grams of cocaine dropped
Speaker 3: to the floor. She denied knowing anything about the drugs,
Speaker 3: suggesting someone must have placed them there during an intimate encounter,
Speaker 3: and Jayler's were not convinced and charged her with a
Speaker 3: felony for bringing contraband into a jail.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you think about it, that's not a
Speaker 2: bad take.
Speaker 1: It's not abody else at place that they're I'm.
Speaker 2: Just saying, like, you're gonna have to go to court
Speaker 2: and be like I didn't like your stories out from
Speaker 2: the beginning, right, right, right, we all know that that's
Speaker 2: a lie line.
Speaker 3: She posted three thousand dollars bond and is due in
Speaker 3: court on July twenty eighth. Yeah, let's see you in court.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how you bet it gets dropped? Why you say that,
Speaker 2: because they'd have to prove she put it there, Yes,
Speaker 2: it was in her possession. Yes, that's that's that's all
Speaker 2: you need.
Speaker 1: I'm just that's all you need is you are in
Speaker 1: possession when you're going into this detention facility, you were
Speaker 1: in possession. Therefore it's yours. It doesn't matter who put
Speaker 1: it there, right, that's yours. And now you've got that
Speaker 1: extra charge of bringing contraband into it.
Speaker 3: Right and unless the judge is too embarrassed to speak
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: Judges don't do that exactly. Yeah, they don't care. Listens.
Speaker 1: Us man cuts off his own Later and slices his
Speaker 1: own throat after extreme meth intake.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, huh yeah, So this comes that's a lot.
Speaker 1: That is a lot. This comes out of Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: The man in question here is a thirty one year
Speaker 1: old guy named Ryan Sutherland. Now here's what they say.
Speaker 1: They say that Ryan took a whole buttload of meth. Right,
Speaker 1: probably not the same buttload of cocaine that Lindsay stories galhad,
Speaker 1: but took an extreme amount along with some MDMA.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 1: So he gets all jacked up on the drugs and
Speaker 1: that's when he takes out a pen knife, a an
Speaker 1: unserrated non serrated is that right, Yes, a non serrated
Speaker 1: pen knife that was two inches long and about three
Speaker 1: quarter inches wide. That's when he starts to just slice
Speaker 1: it at himself. First, he slices at his genitalia. He
Speaker 1: left his test He is exposed, and his penis began
Speaker 1: to de glove. If you know what degloving means, I
Speaker 1: don't think I do. Okay, So let's say you're working
Speaker 1: out on the farm and you got your wedding ring
Speaker 1: on your reading wing gets pinched, it starts to rip
Speaker 1: the skin up, So that's his wiener so his waier
Speaker 1: has been degloved, his testes are exposed, and then that's
Speaker 1: when he decides to take this same non serrated penknife,
Speaker 1: and he just starts jamming it in his arm and
Speaker 1: cutting his arms up. And after he cut his right
Speaker 1: arm up, he takes it and jabs it into his
Speaker 1: jugular vein and into a trichea of his neck. A
Speaker 1: security guard that was nearby. This happened in wide open spaces, right,
Speaker 1: This wasn't at his house. This was like on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1: So a security guard sees what happened, and he he
Speaker 1: calls for emergency help. Naturally, when they get there, they
Speaker 1: see blood soaked clothes, there's a puddle of blood. There's
Speaker 1: this guy with his balls hanging out, and and he's dead,
Speaker 1: clearly bled out, and they went in, they took him,
Speaker 1: and that's when they say that he had all this
Speaker 1: this extreme amount of methamphetamine in his system at the
Speaker 1: time of death, along with the MDMA. They said that
Speaker 1: the drugs were not responsible necessarily for his death, because
Speaker 1: it's not like he died of an overdose or anything,
Speaker 1: but they said did say that he had a high
Speaker 1: concentration of this stuff in there. And they ended up
Speaker 1: calling his parents. They come by, they identify the body,
Speaker 1: and they were able to identify him because of his fingerprints,
Speaker 1: and that's when his parents were notified. God dang, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: no way that was first time user, right, No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I know, first time I've ever
Speaker 1: used any of those drugs. I didn't want to cut
Speaker 1: my schlong off and then stab myself in the neck.
Speaker 1: That's just me.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll take de bait. At what point, what's the
Speaker 2: craziest thing that you wanted to do? Ooh, that's a
Speaker 2: data is a That is a very good question. I
Speaker 2: think the craziest thing that I've ever wanted to do
Speaker 2: was on any drug.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be do any drug.
Speaker 3: Umm.
Speaker 1: There was one time we were taking DXM, which is
Speaker 1: the numbing agent that's in chlorocet and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and if you take it in high concentrations, you'll trip
Speaker 1: your balls off.
Speaker 2: And uh, please don't do this at home.
Speaker 1: No, no, don't do this at home. What else I
Speaker 1: gotta say? For twenty one years older or whatever?
Speaker 2: Da da da da, I think when you have to
Speaker 2: go what do well? Most am I supposed to say?
Speaker 1: Say? I think then the gates the disclaimer, I just forget.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so the craziest thing that happened there is
Speaker 1: I felt like I kept floating away, Like I had
Speaker 1: to hold on to this telephone pole because I felt
Speaker 1: like I was floating away. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: was or not, but I felt like my legs were
Speaker 1: going up over my head as I'm standing outside.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: That's about That's about it.
Speaker 2: No insane taking apart every VCR.
Speaker 1: You can find. No, clean the house a lot. I've
Speaker 1: done that on weed Man. Yeah. Yeah, like that's about
Speaker 1: as fun.
Speaker 2: No, but I've been like I got to do this
Speaker 2: right now and you get in it. Yeah, like toothbrush. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he was like, what are you doing? I'm like, what
Speaker 2: am I doing? Obviously I'm cleaning. Team told police he
Speaker 2: killed sex offender to quote bring justice. We're learning more
Speaker 2: about a grizzly killing of a Tennessee man who had
Speaker 2: been on the sex offender registry. Kean Neil, who's in
Speaker 2: custody for the killing, told police and the court he
Speaker 2: killed Robert Locke to bring justice to sex abuse victims.
Speaker 2: Neil told authorities he had been a victim of abuse himself.
Speaker 2: And that he looked up lock online and killed him
Speaker 2: in his own bed. He also admitted to cutting Locke's
Speaker 2: legs off and disposing of his weapons and remains in
Speaker 2: a dumpster.
Speaker 1: Hmmm, did you say he cut the man's legs off?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Part part of the reason I read the story was,
Speaker 2: you know, vigilanti justice. The other part of the reason
Speaker 2: was he broke into his house and kill him in
Speaker 2: his bed. And then the final part was he got
Speaker 2: his legs off. Just his legs though, just as legs.
Speaker 2: I mean one, the guy is dead, he's not moving, well,
Speaker 2: why the legs? And then what did he do with
Speaker 2: the legs? He threw him in a dumpster? Do you
Speaker 2: think he was like like when you put the potatoes
Speaker 2: on the forks and Harry.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The other thing that I wanted to know, and I
Speaker 2: tried to go look it up, is what was this
Speaker 2: guy on the sex offender registry for? Just because you're
Speaker 2: on a sex offender registry doesn't mean you touched.
Speaker 3: Kids, right. He could have been being outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, having sex with a woman, outside with a woman
Speaker 1: or a man or whatever, no judgment. I live in Santiscos,
Speaker 1: a boinker, but that's crazy, Like d no, oh, this
Speaker 1: one's right around the corner. Yeah. Yeah, and then to
Speaker 1: plot stand over the bed, sneak in, not be heard,
Speaker 1: not wake the guy up. Yeah, that's that's a lot man.
Speaker 2: Now, of course he plot and planted this, But to
Speaker 2: then go, hey, I'm gonna need a drywall saw, right,
Speaker 2: and a hammer.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know how you get through
Speaker 1: a femur.
Speaker 2: Uh saws all, okay, besides an electrical tool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only thing I think.
Speaker 2: Obviously a chainsaw would work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's the only thing I can think of.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think he's sitting there with a
Speaker 1: regular old hacksaw. Maybe or you have to you know what,
Speaker 1: I don't know if a chain saw would work.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I mean, it it worked, and you
Speaker 3: say that, no, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Like I've only cut trees with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not one animal bone ever or human bone disclaimer,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You want to believe it's a power tool and it's
Speaker 2: strong enough. Sawsaws are amazing, man, they will cut everything everything. There,
Speaker 2: you go, I've only seen it in movies.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe he doesn't know firsthand, and nor do.
Speaker 3: I he must have watched a lot of dexter.
Speaker 2: I've also seen in movies a lot of things you
Speaker 2: can do with women, but a lot of them don't
Speaker 2: want right. So I can't believe it because it's an
Speaker 2: old movie, is what I'm trying to point out.
Speaker 1: But don't let right.
Speaker 5: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't try this at home. Must be twenty one.
Speaker 2: All right, We got to take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back.
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Speaker 2: So One of the things that I have I'm always
Speaker 2: surprised by and learn and feel like they're never accurate
Speaker 2: is regional dishes and where they supposedly belong. Right, people think, oh,
Speaker 2: this is this belongs to this state. Okay, So I've
Speaker 2: got some of these. We're gonna answer these together. I'm
Speaker 2: doing it blindly. I just know the list in questions exist.
Speaker 2: I don't know the answers. So we're doing this together.
Speaker 2: I'll give you the item, and then we will I'll
Speaker 2: give you four choices. Okay, of states, So toasted ravioli?
Speaker 1: Which state good?
Speaker 2: Rhode Island, Missouri, North Dakota or Oklahoma? I know I
Speaker 2: initially was gonna say Oklahoma. Really, yes, I feel like
Speaker 2: I see this in menus all the time here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really, I'm gonna go with North Chica.
Speaker 1: Gimmy, what do you think I'm gonna go with Rhode Island? Oh?
Speaker 1: Why is that? It? Just they seem like the type
Speaker 1: of people that would like toasted raviolis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, none of us were right Missouri Missouri, And as
Speaker 2: someone who spent a lot of time in Missouri, never
Speaker 2: saw I don't remember. I mean, I'm sure I saw
Speaker 2: it on a menu.
Speaker 1: Sure, I think that's mid toasted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not bad, but it's deep fried pasta.
Speaker 1: With cheese in the middle.
Speaker 3: Better have a lot of cheese in it, too, right or.
Speaker 1: It explodes out? That always sucks.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this is something I've never heard about. It's called
Speaker 2: an abets. It is a chewy, thin crust pizza cooked
Speaker 2: in a coal fired oven. Which state Maine, Arizona, Connecticut,
Speaker 2: or Illinois. I think we can eliminate Illinois, right, we know,
Speaker 2: any there's no way this is on the other side
Speaker 2: of the deep dish.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with Maine.
Speaker 1: We with Arizona.
Speaker 2: It feels like Connecticut. They do weird stuff there, I
Speaker 2: think with pizza, and it was Connecticut.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Pork tenderloin sandwich, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio or Iowa. All great choices, right, Yes,
Speaker 2: they are tenderloin sandwich.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go Indiana, even though I thought it was Oklahoma.
Speaker 3: But I thought that was an Oklahoma thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go with Iowa. Pig farmers, I too,
Speaker 2: am picking in Iowa. I distinctly remember going to places
Speaker 2: growing up and they were like pork tenderloin sandwiches. Man Iowa.
Speaker 2: It's the place and they were massive, like the size
Speaker 2: of a plate. And the correct answer is Indiana. Uh
Speaker 2: a colosh. You know that it's a Czechoslovakian type of
Speaker 2: doe pastry. And then it's got like yumminess in the middle,
Speaker 2: usually savory, but it can also be sweet.
Speaker 1: They were rain boots.
Speaker 3: Those are.
Speaker 2: So Your choices for the state are Oklahoma, Arkansas, Montana
Speaker 2: or Tejas. Which state Oklahoma, Arkansas, Montana or Texas colosshus See.
Speaker 2: I would have thought like Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm gonna go Oklahoma, les go Arkansas.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Arkansas as well. And it's Texas.
Speaker 3: What there's big pastry and then.
Speaker 2: This is gonna be a tough fun too, a juicy lucy.
Speaker 2: Now this is a beef patty stuffed with cheese, so
Speaker 2: it's like a cheeseburger, but it's stuffed in the middle.
Speaker 2: Your choices are Iowa, South Dakota, Minnesota, or Vermont.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 2: We're in Vermont, south of Dakota.
Speaker 1: Everybody forgets about Vermont, SOA yeah, I mean unless it
Speaker 1: comes to syrup, Nope, I think of Maine.
Speaker 3: I want to say Minnesota, Dane or.
Speaker 2: South Lindsay, it really doesn't take as much debate. You
Speaker 2: can just pick one or my options again. Iowa, South Dakota, Minnesota, Vermont.
Speaker 2: Lindsay's over here like dang oh, Like it's the toughest
Speaker 2: decision she's gonna face all day.
Speaker 1: Juicy lucy guys.
Speaker 3: South Dakota. Final answer, O day.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Don't you know I'm gonna pick Iowa and it's Minnesota.
Speaker 2: No clue, I didn't know that, right, Not.
Speaker 1: A total loser.
Speaker 2: Uh So runza. Okay, this is a pocket of dough
Speaker 2: filled with savory ingredients.
Speaker 1: Okay, because it's some sort of like meat and gravy scenario.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of looks like a meat pie to
Speaker 2: be honest. Iowa. Let me read the whole description because
Speaker 2: it may play influence a portable and traditional popular among
Speaker 2: cornfield workers. It runs as a pocket of dough filled
Speaker 2: with savory ingredients. Which state put it on the culinary map? Iowa, Idaho,
Speaker 2: Nebraska are Wisconsin?
Speaker 3: Nebraska or Iowa would be my choices. I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: with Nebraska because corn Huskers.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go with Iowa because the Corbin and
Speaker 1: his experience and cornshucking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people would pick Iowa. I would have picked Iowa,
Speaker 2: but I know Nebraska is a pretty heavy corn state
Speaker 2: and the corn Husker and it's Nebraska.
Speaker 1: Okay, right.
Speaker 2: Scrapple Scrapple for those of don't know, scrapple is left
Speaker 2: over pork scraps after butchering and it becomes this little
Speaker 2: like loaf thing. Utah, Pennsylvania, Kansas, or Arkansas.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go Arkansas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, poor folks in Arkansas.
Speaker 2: I'm going Pennsylvania. It feels like Amish.
Speaker 3: It kind of does too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: Uh. She crab soup.
Speaker 2: I know it's something I've recently learned about she crab
Speaker 2: that it is exactly what you think it is, the
Speaker 2: female crab. It is a there's male crab and female crab.
Speaker 2: I'll let you figure out how you decipher. And it
Speaker 2: is a she crab souped soup female crabs whose row
Speaker 2: eggs are central to its flavoring. So Maine, Florida, Maryland,
Speaker 2: South Carolina.
Speaker 3: Hmmm, I'm gonna say, well, I'd like Maine would be
Speaker 3: more of a lobster. I'm gonna say Florida.
Speaker 2: I can't even imagine what it's like for Kevin to
Speaker 2: ask you where you want to go for dinner. I
Speaker 2: can't even fathom he's already eating dinner by the time, Right,
Speaker 2: gim b, what do you think? Uh, Florida seems all right,
Speaker 2: but I'm gonna go with Maine. Yes, they are a
Speaker 2: lobster state, but there's also crab up there as well,
Speaker 2: So I'm going Maine. So I'm picking the state. I'm
Speaker 2: picking is only because I'm watching Top Chef right now.
Speaker 2: I'm getting caught up on it, and they're in the Carolina.
Speaker 2: So I'm picking South Carolina. And it is South Carolina.
Speaker 2: Rocky Mountain Oysters or Cowboy caviar deep fried bowl testicles
Speaker 2: for those who don't know, that's what's which state made
Speaker 2: them popular?
Speaker 1: Who owns them?
Speaker 2: Oregon, Utah, Arizona or Colorado? Rocky Mountain Oysters, Cowboy Cavear Oregon, Utah, Arizona, Colorado.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say Colorado.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think the answer is in the question right there.
Speaker 1: It's Colorado. I believe it's Colorado as well. And it
Speaker 1: is yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, funeral potatoes. Ew, I think you like this. I
Speaker 2: think we've talked about this before. It is a castlele
Speaker 2: dish that is potatoes served with cornflakes on top. Which
Speaker 2: state Kansas, Idaho, Utah or Massachusetts? Kansas, Idaho, Utah are Massachusetts, I'm.
Speaker 3: Gonna say Idaho.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going tater state.
Speaker 2: I'm picking Kansas. It's the castle part is. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that feels like a Kansas thing and it's Utah Ah Mormons. Man,
Speaker 2: you know, cheese curds, Wisconsin cheddar cheese curds specifically Louisiana, Ohio,
Speaker 2: Vermont or Wisconsin Vermont. Just trying to get it on
Speaker 2: the list, huh r, really trying to Yeah, trying to
Speaker 2: get on a list.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Wisconsin. Genuine Wisconsin cheese curds a squeak when you
Speaker 1: bite into them are the greatest. I'm going Wiscayns. Listen.
Speaker 2: I like cheese curds, probably more than anybody in this room.
Speaker 2: And I agree they got a squeak. And I would
Speaker 2: have picked Wisconsin, but I feel like this is a
Speaker 2: trick question.
Speaker 1: It's too obvious that.
Speaker 2: It's Wisconsin, right, But I'm gonna pick Wisconsin, and it
Speaker 2: is last one here. This is crispy fry bread. So
Speaker 2: if you're familiar with it. It is a Navajo food
Speaker 2: and it is had states. The state that it represents
Speaker 2: has been highlight awarded because of it and the famous
Speaker 2: James Beard Award. So the choices are for Krispy Fry
Speaker 2: bread is Maryland, Arizona, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: Or Alaska?
Speaker 2: Oh, Maryland, Arizona Pennsylvania or Alaska.
Speaker 3: M Arizona.
Speaker 1: Yeah the NAMA Who's what gave that one away?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Alaska and it's Arizona, all right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so there you go. If you got two correct, you
Speaker 2: need to get out more. If you got ten or
Speaker 2: more correct, well then you know your state foods, which
Speaker 2: I don't think is something you should be bragging about.
Speaker 2: But hey, everybody's got a talent, everybody's got a thing.
Speaker 1: We got to take a break. We'll be back.
Speaker 2: Full pack. Actually to see Hate Breed, Let's play a game.
Speaker 2: That show is Sunday at the Canes Barroom. Get your
Speaker 2: ticket's Knees Barrooms. Jastin always put on a ridiculously good show.
Speaker 2: You won't want to miss that Sunday at the Canes
Speaker 2: and we're gonna play sing Sing current record is.
Speaker 1: I am leading with a Lindseys six and you got
Speaker 1: the foar.
Speaker 2: And nobody has been winning this game, if I remember correctly,
Speaker 2: so eight weeks. In a way, everybody has a chance
Speaker 2: to play. Got to choose who you'd like to give clues? Lindsay,
Speaker 2: Gimpi or Corbyn? Eight three three four six oh K
Speaker 2: M O D eight three three four six oh K
Speaker 2: M O D. Call up, decide who's gonna be your
Speaker 2: clue giver. Whoever gets the most rank is going to
Speaker 2: win those tickets, the four pack. I should say to
Speaker 2: go see Hate Breed over at the Canes barroom Sunday.
Speaker 2: Good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Mike,
Speaker 2: Mike Coward?
Speaker 1: You today, Bud good Man?
Speaker 2: Who do you want to give clues? Lindsey, Gimpy or Corbyn?
Speaker 1: Uh, gimme Gimsey.
Speaker 2: Allasty seconds are on the claw timer starts after the
Speaker 2: first clue.
Speaker 1: Here we go, All right, Mike, this is a hip
Speaker 1: hop group from the early and mid nineties, and this
Speaker 1: is what you would say if you were a Swingers couple.
Speaker 1: I have no clue, all right, what letter comes after
Speaker 1: N after N N as in Nancy? What letter comes
Speaker 1: after N in the alphabet? Mike, M M M N
Speaker 1: and then the letter after that. Oh, yes, that's the
Speaker 1: first letter of this song. What letter comes after? Oh?
Speaker 1: D okay, and now say that same letter again. Now
Speaker 1: say all three of those letters. There you go, Sweet Jesus.
Speaker 1: This is a disco song from the seventies. Come on,
Speaker 1: pretty ladies around the world. I'm something and I'm here. Okay, Mike,
Speaker 1: you're not getting this all right? You string these the letters,
Speaker 1: You string these together to make a sentence.
Speaker 2: Time time time. One is what you got now, Mike.
Speaker 2: You might be discouraged because you got one, but people
Speaker 2: have one with an individual point before. So hang on
Speaker 2: the line. We'll see if it's good enough. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: good morning, you're on the air. What is your name, Quentin?
Speaker 2: How are you today?
Speaker 1: I'm doing good about yourself? Good man?
Speaker 2: Who would you like to give you clues? Lindsay or Corbin?
Speaker 3: Let's go, lady.
Speaker 2: Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
Speaker 2: first clue. Are you ready, Quinn?
Speaker 1: Yes, here we go.
Speaker 3: Okay. The legendary country singer wore black. And if you
Speaker 3: fall down and get a boo boo, you would say,
Speaker 3: I blink myself.
Speaker 5: I hope myself.
Speaker 3: Just the one word I need yep, you got it.
Speaker 3: This was originally a Beatles song, and then Axel and Slash,
Speaker 3: their band covered it. Okay, when you're born?
Speaker 6: What what was you about to say?
Speaker 3: Uh, you're born and you have this great life and
Speaker 3: then what happens after you go to heaven or hell?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Huh? So oh yeah, I can pass right? No, oh no,
Speaker 3: you can't. Not in this game. It's a Beatles song,
Speaker 3: and then it was Axel and Slash song.
Speaker 2: Sorry, quin, you did not win, man, Nope, nope, it
Speaker 2: is not a pass because Lindsey said I blinked myself today,
Speaker 2: or she said I blinked my fell and I blanked myself,
Speaker 2: which is the chorus of the song, I blanked myself.
Speaker 2: That's not the that's just the very first line of
Speaker 2: the song. Yeah, okay, sorry man, you did not win. Buddy,
Speaker 2: thank you so much for playing.
Speaker 6: I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Ye see you later there the guy's gone.
Speaker 2: Sorry, man, you did not win, Mike, thanks for playing.
Speaker 1: Thank you a big field.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. Let's go ahead and see where we left off.
Speaker 2: Give me this the one she ended on.
Speaker 1: Yes, this was She's on the right path so far
Speaker 1: as this is a Beatles original song or sticks or
Speaker 1: you know, wings or whatever the hell it was. And
Speaker 1: then gin r did it the name of a James
Speaker 1: Bond movie. The name the song goes where you were
Speaker 1: young and your heart wasn't Loane. You would say blinkie
Speaker 1: blank blank, And that's about as far as we go.
Speaker 2: You know you did?
Speaker 1: You know? You did? You know you did.
Speaker 3: I can't think of any of the words, but the chorus,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah on that one, And all I can think
Speaker 3: of was it's a Beatles song. It's a Beatles song first,
Speaker 3: but yeah, stuck on it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Lindsey, now you can go okay, and this one, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Liked where you were going. You have to use to
Speaker 3: build a sentence. You use these and then the opposite
Speaker 3: of down and the band. Sometimes different actors make one
Speaker 3: of the big actors make small parts in big movies
Speaker 3: and they call this what.
Speaker 1: Right, guess appearances? Yeah right?
Speaker 3: This is the app.
Speaker 2: This is the app where you can pay celebrities to.
Speaker 3: Do birthday message, birthday messages.
Speaker 1: Or breakup messages.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I would also maybe went with the uh, there's a
Speaker 2: car firebird and.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, drop the hard ar. I just don't
Speaker 1: think Mike was a big fan of nineties hip hop
Speaker 1: or seventies funk music. But yeah, I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, possibly, word up.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go ahead and take a break.
Speaker 1: And we'll be back. I got to see what Gimpi
Speaker 1: has in his four x four web Golvin says here
Speaker 1: the Hamas says it will give up governing Gaza. The
Speaker 1: group has been running the Palestinian territory for two decades,
Speaker 1: including during the attacks on Israel in October twenty three,
Speaker 1: attacks that led to a devastating war that left the
Speaker 1: territory in shambles. While Hamas announced its intentions yesterday and
Speaker 1: made no promise to disarm and demanded as demanded by
Speaker 1: the US and Israel, it says here that Trump says
Speaker 1: the US will either make a deal with Iran or
Speaker 1: finish the job. While speaking from the Old Office yesterday,
Speaker 1: Trump said that it won't be tough to finish the job,
Speaker 1: but he would rather make a deal. He also reiterated
Speaker 1: that Iran cannot have a new clear weapon. These talks
Speaker 1: between the countries are set to resume after the funeral
Speaker 1: of Iran's Supreme leader. These ceremonies are being held nearly
Speaker 1: four months after he was killed in the US Israeli
Speaker 1: airstriking Robinson and Erica Kirker and Cork for pre trial hearing.
Speaker 1: The week long of an injery hearing and the Charlie
Speaker 1: Kirkhmer Deer case will resume today. Yesterday in Utah, prosecutors
Speaker 1: started presenting their evidents against the tyler Robinson, with the
Speaker 1: judge to decide whether there's enough against Robinson to precede
Speaker 1: the trial. The hearing marks the first time Kirk's widow, Erica,
Speaker 1: and his parents are in the same room with the
Speaker 1: man accused of killing him. The family exited the proceedings
Speaker 1: when an officer began describing the shooting. That case is
Speaker 1: so fascinating to me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a cat who not considered a a marksman,
Speaker 2: right right, right, and he kills this guy long range,
Speaker 2: long takes a part of gun, gets up on a roof,
Speaker 2: puts a gun together, has a crazy strategic shot or
Speaker 2: luck shot right, takes a gun apart, or Carrie jumps
Speaker 2: off the roof.
Speaker 1: Of the gun. Yeah, ditches it in the boot and
Speaker 1: then tries to take it apart. I mean, there's so
Speaker 1: many weird.
Speaker 2: Things about this case.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of conspiracy, Yeah, a.
Speaker 2: Lot, right, And then there's the whole part that all
Speaker 2: this evidence that they're going to disclose too, text messages
Speaker 2: and things.
Speaker 1: Like that in this case, right right, and put your
Speaker 1: tin buol hat on. How can you believe if that
Speaker 1: any of that's real or not sure could easily be fabricated? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but hey whatever, we'll figure it all out eventually. Hey. Lastly,
Speaker 1: here the Astronomy Club of Tulsa eyes observatory improvements ahead
Speaker 1: of its ninetieth birthday. Less than a year from its
Speaker 1: ninetieth anniversary, the oldest astronomy clubs west of the Mississippi,
Speaker 1: wants to raise funds for optimizing its priced facility. Astronomy
Speaker 1: Club of Tulsa brings together hundreds every year to observatory
Speaker 1: on a hilltop in rural Oakmulgi County, southwest of Mounds.
Speaker 1: The observatory built in nineteen ninety three. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's right, Angel, It is nineteen ninety three, ninety years
Speaker 1: that didn't seehim, right, does it? Sure? Yeah? Whatever, I'm
Speaker 1: just reading the story as they put it out there.
Speaker 2: Keep going wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's also the Oklahoma's only telescope accessible to the public.
Speaker 1: The group said the top floor of the roof it's
Speaker 1: paint and the main telescope itself needs touch ups and
Speaker 1: modernization work that will take a lot of manpower and funding.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that was the thing here. I
Speaker 1: didn't either, and I didn't know that it was open
Speaker 1: to public. And I'm like, I want to take a
Speaker 1: trip to Mounds, go look at the stars.
Speaker 2: Good morning Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn.
Speaker 3: They do a little day drinking with us on Friday.
Speaker 3: We'll be at Fat Daddy's at eighty first Mooreal from
Speaker 3: two until four o'clock. HAPs some cores light get registered
Speaker 3: for a cleats and cold ones. When some tickets to
Speaker 3: see a live soccer match.
Speaker 2: Good morning Gimpie, Well, good morning Corbin.
Speaker 1: So if you can't make it out to see the
Speaker 1: drillers tonight, tomorrow's bark in the Park where you can
Speaker 1: bring your dog and they got three dollars white claws.
Speaker 1: Make sure your dog's got their shots caught up though,
Speaker 1: and uh Thursday night as well. For Thursday Thursday, I'll
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Speaker 2: All right, listener emails, this is where you can email
Speaker 2: us and get advice. Email addresses show at kmod dot com.
Speaker 2: When you send us an email, we'll read it on
Speaker 2: the air and then everybody gets to give their thoughts
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: Damn near one hundred years. Over one hundred years of
Speaker 1: experience in this room with our listeners. I bet it's
Speaker 1: in the thousands. This email says.
Speaker 2: My wife and I have been together thirteen years, married
Speaker 2: for eleven. We have a daughter nine ten and a
Speaker 2: boy that is two and a half years old. From
Speaker 2: the outside looking in, we're the perfect couple. About eight
Speaker 2: months ago, my wife started sleeping on the couch. She's
Speaker 2: a stay at home mom. We are only intimate every
Speaker 2: four or five months. When I bring it up, she
Speaker 2: just tells me, whatever, you're perfect, I'm gross. She's perfect
Speaker 2: to me and I tell her that. But I can
Speaker 2: have a ten minute conversation with her and she never
Speaker 2: looks up from her phone, busy responding to the comment
Speaker 2: section on YouTube or talking to people on Facebook. Ten
Speaker 2: years ago, I had to shut off all my social
Speaker 2: media because of girls friending me, So I complied, I
Speaker 2: don't know what to do anymore. I've kept myself in
Speaker 2: shape six three to eighteen. Thanks for the measurements. She
Speaker 2: says that men get better looking as they get older,
Speaker 2: and women get fat and gross. I want to love
Speaker 2: her so bad that it hurts.
Speaker 1: What should I do? Listener? Your mouth?
Speaker 2: Listener re mouth from a guy. I mean she might
Speaker 2: not be fat, she might just feel fat. I mean
Speaker 2: she said that women get fat and gross.
Speaker 1: That's just that's all I was.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean she's fat though, I'm not saying
Speaker 2: that she is.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No, I mean I'm painting that picture for everybody, Like,
Speaker 2: it doesn't mean she's fat.
Speaker 1: Absolutely she can.
Speaker 2: I'm confident there are plenty of skinny ass bitches that
Speaker 2: feel fat.
Speaker 1: Right they eat a tictack and her like, I'm such
Speaker 1: a huge whale.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that is we don't. He gave his measurements,
Speaker 2: which is great, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about hers? Come on equality man.
Speaker 2: But he doesn't know what to do, and every time
Speaker 2: he brings it up with her, she goes with the whatever,
Speaker 2: you're perfect I'm gross, which sounds like a stimulating conversation.
Speaker 2: Being married that long, and when you have two kids,
Speaker 2: it's it's hard at that How how was the daughter
Speaker 2: about ten about to be ten.
Speaker 1: And then the youngest boy?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, so there's a good gap in there.
Speaker 2: There's a good eight years in there, right yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: probably not eight years, more like six or seven, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: getting Prague East.
Speaker 1: But what should he do? What should he do it?
Speaker 2: In terms of connect with her, sounds like they're not
Speaker 2: connecting at all at all. Forget the intimate part. It
Speaker 2: just sounds like they're not connecting. They're not on the
Speaker 2: same bandwidth. And I'm wondering how many hours he works,
Speaker 2: Like how often is he gone? Does he have a
Speaker 2: job where he travels and he's gone multiple nights?
Speaker 3: But if they're not even sleeping in the same bed,
Speaker 3: I mean, you would think even if he was gone,
Speaker 3: there's that separation. You would think that she would miss him,
Speaker 3: and he clearly misses her, so she'd want to sleep
Speaker 3: in the same bed with him.
Speaker 2: Here come the text. Already she's a cheating whore. What's
Speaker 2: her number? Name and number. I'll talk to her another one.
Speaker 2: Wife's definitely a cheating whore. Why do we do that
Speaker 2: every time we go someone's on Facebook where like they're cheating, right.
Speaker 1: Right, because that's the stigma it has. Now you're meeting
Speaker 1: people on the facebooks, you know, hooking up with that
Speaker 1: old high school sweetheart or whatever, you know, just because
Speaker 1: you've heard a couple of stories about it, or you've
Speaker 1: read about it on dirt social media, right, you think
Speaker 1: that that's that's what's really happening. And he said that
Speaker 1: guy had to shut down his social media because females
Speaker 1: were fronting him, and I'm sure she felt uncomfortable about that, right,
Speaker 1: So he's like, you know what, I'm just gonna go
Speaker 1: ahead and shut it down, you know, stop feeding the
Speaker 1: cat in this case killed the cat. He don't worry
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: But he didn't mention anything about Facebook on her account.
Speaker 3: He said she's busy commenting on YouTube videos.
Speaker 2: And talking to people on Facebook.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, which she probably isn't as tired. Theirs sleep
Speaker 3: schedules are probably completely different.
Speaker 1: That very well could be. We have odd sleep schedules,
Speaker 1: right because we all got to get but asked early
Speaker 1: in the morning. So the question here is Cornin will
Speaker 1: start you does your wife go to bed with you
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock when it's time to go to bed
Speaker 1: for you to go to bed.
Speaker 2: We have an agreeance, so we go to bed at
Speaker 2: We go to bed at the same time. Now, whether
Speaker 2: one of us falls asleep or not.
Speaker 1: That's a different story, right, she might stay up, watch TV,
Speaker 1: read a book or whatever. Lindsay, how about you.
Speaker 3: No, we don't go to bed at the same time.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we do, but not probably only seventy five percent
Speaker 3: of the time. Okay, do we go to bed at
Speaker 3: the same time.
Speaker 1: On the weeks that my girlfriend is with me, she
Speaker 1: will crawl into bed with me, much like Corbyn and
Speaker 1: his wife. She'll stay up and scroll on her phone
Speaker 1: or watch TV. He gets stuck in a Netflix you
Speaker 1: know whatever. But we're there.
Speaker 2: Together, yeah, and listen. Just because that doesn't mean that
Speaker 2: works for everybody, right.
Speaker 1: Exactly, And maybe that's the case here, Like Lindsay said,
Speaker 1: they're odd sleep schedules. He's got to go to bed early.
Speaker 1: She not tired, that's why she fall asleep on the couch,
Speaker 1: right or maybe yeah, maybe there's a logical reason that
Speaker 1: she's sleeping on the couch and the two aren't connected.
Speaker 1: Maybe he snores, right, maybe he farts a lot in
Speaker 1: a sleep.
Speaker 2: There could be a lot of reasons why she sleeps
Speaker 2: on the couch. There's a thing now, I've seen this
Speaker 2: on like show like home shows like building new homes
Speaker 2: and stuff, and people are having separate bedrooms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so like the husband.
Speaker 2: These are people that have ridiculous amounts of money, but
Speaker 2: they build two separate primary bedrooms. Right, So the husband
Speaker 2: has a bedroom his bed, and then she has a bedroom,
Speaker 2: her bed, bathroom close like and you're like, what.
Speaker 1: Is there like a common room that they like on
Speaker 1: the days they want to sleep together or do they
Speaker 1: gotta like like when we were kids, drag the mattress?
Speaker 2: Right, I don't. I don't know if there's a commonality.
Speaker 2: But the instance that I remember, she said she'll sometimes
Speaker 2: go to his room and sleep in.
Speaker 1: His room with him.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you ask permission?
Speaker 2: Right if you if I'm in there in your room,
Speaker 2: do you go get out of my room like a
Speaker 2: room like I would have my brother. You're in my room,
Speaker 2: told you know what to bother me want to clean
Speaker 2: my room, doing my homework. But some people that is
Speaker 2: the relationship they like, they need that separation text coming in.
Speaker 2: This one says she's not even wanting to sleep in
Speaker 2: the bed. That's definitely a big red flag. Sounds like real,
Speaker 2: really serious conversations need to happen. Uh, listener here five
Speaker 2: ninety five, been listening for thirteen years, texting for ten
Speaker 2: That sucks, bro love a good resume. Another one, shut
Speaker 2: off the Wi Fi when you get home. Huh so
Speaker 2: that like keeps her from getting on the YouTube.
Speaker 1: Here's a fun thing, though, data Also, what are you
Speaker 1: doing right? Controlling is what it is?
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean that would force a conversation to know,
Speaker 3: a different conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more of an arc.
Speaker 2: You don't control me. Let her start an only fans
Speaker 2: or Redditt account. She'll have thousands of dudes swooning over
Speaker 2: her twenty four to seven and feel pretty again. She's
Speaker 2: she's heard him telling her she's beautiful years for years.
Speaker 2: Hearing it from other dudes is good for man. You
Speaker 2: might not be wrong with that being said.
Speaker 1: That's for me. Yeah, I don't. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't want other dudes. I don't know why it has
Speaker 1: to be plural swooning or gooning whatever.
Speaker 2: I'll be willing to bet he made a comment that
Speaker 2: he doesn't realize he's made Oh and she just holding
Speaker 2: on to it or or I don't know if holding
Speaker 2: on to it. That sounds like a cut deep maybe depression.
Speaker 2: Life's problem isn't what she thought. Life problem isn't what
Speaker 2: she thought it would be. Another one sounds like his
Speaker 2: wife is still in postpartum. She needs to talk to
Speaker 2: someone that's not him a professional, give up a career
Speaker 2: to stay at home. She had an eight year eight
Speaker 2: year old, then had another baby. That's a big gap
Speaker 2: that will send plenty of mothers into depression thinking she
Speaker 2: was done with babies and then here comes another one.
Speaker 2: I think that's a really astute point. That's yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean you that is a big enough gap where
Speaker 2: you're like, are having one and then you're like, Okay,
Speaker 2: this one's starting to can be on his own in
Speaker 2: the thing, and then no, we're back in it, damn it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so that's a really astute thing to observe. And uh,
Speaker 2: married for eleven that means you had a kid. She
Speaker 2: had a kid right away? Yeah, yeah, had a kid
Speaker 2: right away, Like maybe you got pregnant on the wedding night,
Speaker 2: so she never even got to be married. She went
Speaker 2: in a mom mode immediately, and some people that works
Speaker 2: well for Yeah, some people they feel like that's the
Speaker 2: path that has to be taken.
Speaker 1: Right. You go to school, then after school you either
Speaker 1: get married or you go on to further your education
Speaker 1: and start your career. And then if you're going to
Speaker 1: get married and start your family life, then you have
Speaker 1: to have kids immediately.
Speaker 2: So there's another aspect of this email that we didn't
Speaker 2: get an answer to or get provided, and that is
Speaker 2: how old are they?
Speaker 1: How old is the couple?
Speaker 2: He gave me your height and weight, your shoe size,
Speaker 2: and everything else, but age feels an important question. Did
Speaker 2: you get married at twenty? Okay, did you get married
Speaker 2: at eighteen? That's an important observation that can deal with
Speaker 2: some social issues.
Speaker 1: Robbing yourself of that young adulthood. Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's some context there that's important. This
Speaker 2: says it's definitely a red flag. Ten years with my
Speaker 2: wife and I still get in trouble if I don't
Speaker 2: go to ped when she's ready for AX ready, or
Speaker 2: accidentally falling asleep on the couch at night instead of
Speaker 2: the bed that has happened to me, You're get in trouble.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't call it trouble, right, She's like,
Speaker 2: you're going to bed without me. I'm like, I'm what,
Speaker 2: all right?
Speaker 1: Yes, but in something.
Speaker 2: But she'll can fall asleep whenever she wants and that's
Speaker 2: completely fine, of course, trouble.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I call it that.
Speaker 2: Listener email from a guy says, my wife and I
Speaker 2: have been together thirteen years, married for eleven. We have
Speaker 2: a daughter nine am about to be ten, a boy
Speaker 2: that is two and a half years old. From the
Speaker 2: outside looking in, we are the perfect couple. About eight
Speaker 2: months ago, my wife started sleeping on the couch. She's
Speaker 2: just stayed at home mom. We're only intimate every four
Speaker 2: or five months. Maybe when I bring it up, she
Speaker 2: just tells me, whatever, you're perfect. I'm just gross. I'm
Speaker 2: ad in that inflection. She's perfect to me and I
Speaker 2: tell her that. But I can have a ten minute
Speaker 2: conversation without her with her and she never looks up
Speaker 2: from her phone, busy responding to the comments eectually on
Speaker 2: YouTube or talking to people on Facebook. Ten years ago,
Speaker 2: I had to shut off all my social media because
Speaker 2: of girls frund in me. So I complied. I don't
Speaker 2: know what to do anymore. I keep myself in shape
Speaker 2: six three two eighteen size thirteen shoe long walks on
Speaker 2: the beach. She says that men get better looking as
Speaker 2: they get older, and women grow fat and old, fat
Speaker 2: and gross. I want to love her so badly it hurts.
Speaker 2: What should I do, Lindsey?
Speaker 3: I love that, he says, I want to love her
Speaker 3: so bad it hurts.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: I love that he's really still in love with his wife. Eh.
Speaker 2: He's adding that it's filigree. I like, do you know
Speaker 2: what filigree is? It's the pretty stuff. Yes, that necessary
Speaker 2: doesn't play an active role in something. It sounds good philigree. Yes,
Speaker 2: doesn't mean it's real.
Speaker 3: I think that. Oh, if this is true, He texted
Speaker 3: it in that they're ages. Do you see that?
Speaker 1: No, I don't see it.
Speaker 3: Says it's at our son was not an accident, but
Speaker 3: they did have miscarriages between the daughter and son forty
Speaker 3: one and thirty eight. He's forty one, she's thirty eight.
Speaker 2: And there's some interesting contexts there.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, Yes, yes, okay, so her hormones could are
Speaker 3: probably out of whack too, but it is a serious
Speaker 3: conversation and it could be postpartum as well. I like
Speaker 3: the fact that someone had mentioned talking to a professional.
Speaker 3: It's not you, bro. You clearly do love your wife
Speaker 3: and you want to be intimate with her. So ask
Speaker 3: her if she would like to see someone else. Has
Speaker 3: she seen her her physician lately her own doctor? But yeah,
Speaker 3: it starts with a serious conversation where you both put
Speaker 3: down the phones and look at each other in the
Speaker 3: eyes and just talk. Maybe she needs some time away
Speaker 3: from the kids, a girl's night out something, But it
Speaker 3: starts with a conversation. Ask her what she needs for
Speaker 3: herself to feel better.
Speaker 1: Kimby, there's a there's a number of options you can
Speaker 1: go through here. You can have that conversation. She may
Speaker 1: not be ready to talk about it. I think bottom line,
Speaker 1: she's feeling insecure. She doesn't feel pretty. Even though you
Speaker 1: tell her, she doesn't believe you. My girlfriend is beautiful, beautiful,
Speaker 1: tell her all the time, you know what she tells me? Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: whatever I mean. So they don't They don't believe it anyway.
Speaker 1: So here's one option you can do. You can go
Speaker 1: and you could probably find this at like a thrift
Speaker 1: store or maybe like a yard sale or something, and
Speaker 1: you get you an old wooden kitchen chair and you
Speaker 1: put that in the corner of your bedroom, and then
Speaker 1: you find one of your friends or a random stranger
Speaker 1: to come over and take care of your wife that way,
Speaker 1: that's one option.
Speaker 2: She might feel pretty again after that, or really looking
Speaker 2: forward to the ore, or just sit down and and
Speaker 2: and and let her get it all out.
Speaker 1: Tell me what is wrong, what is wrong? I know
Speaker 1: there's nothing I could do about this situation, but I'm
Speaker 1: here for you and I'll let it go from there.
Speaker 2: The context of several miscarriages and her age is really
Speaker 2: important to me. That is the somebody just texted it.
Speaker 2: That is the concerning issue, and unfortunately there's nothing you
Speaker 2: can do. Miscarriages are rough, and I'm sure you were
Speaker 2: in it, and I'm sure you had to deal with it.
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing compared to what she dealt with. And if
Speaker 2: she's in perimenopause, that's a whole other bag of tricks
Speaker 2: that you can't do anything about.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: You can recommend go see a doctor, but after that,
Speaker 2: she doesn't want to hear your opinion on perimenopause.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 2: You just got to be honest, that you're not happy
Speaker 2: and you want to be with her. It's not about leaving.
Speaker 2: It's about I want us to be happy, and you
Speaker 2: don't look like you're happy, and I'm in it. Let's
Speaker 2: figure it out. But I'm recognizing something ain't right.
Speaker 1: What do we need? What do I gotta do? What
Speaker 1: do we need to do? What do you need?
Speaker 2: And be willing to be willing to hear?
Speaker 3: Not be with you.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean she doesn't want to be with you. I'm
Speaker 2: just saying perimenopause. You may say that, and that's where
Speaker 2: the chair comes into play.
Speaker 1: No, don't do that.
Speaker 4: Do that?
Speaker 2: I guess that's your thing. Don't that's rough?
Speaker 1: Man. I think.
Speaker 2: These type of things when we hear these people text
Speaker 2: in and they're not communicating, they were never communicating, because
Speaker 2: if you're always communicating, the foundation was never there. That's
Speaker 2: why things have finally spilled over the top of the
Speaker 2: dam and it feels chaos. But all I think ultimately,
Speaker 2: all you can say is I love you. You don't
Speaker 2: seem happy. What do we got to do to figure
Speaker 2: it out? Are you unhappy with me? Are you unhappy
Speaker 2: with our life? Do you want to do something else,
Speaker 2: be somewhere else, and be willing to good.
Speaker 1: Luck having that conversation, by the way, with a ten
Speaker 1: and a two and a half year old around right,
Speaker 1: taking away all the attention. Maybe grandma can watch if
Speaker 1: grandma's around, Yeah, because it doesn't sound like hiring a
Speaker 1: babysitter is going to sound like a great date.
Speaker 2: Now, But that's rough man four. And if somebody text
Speaker 2: in that was my wife, I put my foot down.
Speaker 1: Would you you listen here? Woman? You better straighten up
Speaker 1: and start being happy, because I ain't taking it anymore.
Speaker 2: If that is the type of way you manage your
Speaker 2: life and you're that role in the family, why are
Speaker 2: you waiting to then to put your foot down?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Why do you need to put your foot down? If
Speaker 2: everybody falls in line? Right, there's few good men, right.
Speaker 2: Why did you need to give the order to not
Speaker 2: touch the private if they already knew to follow the
Speaker 2: world the rules. Anyway, we got to take a break.
Speaker 2: More listener emails when we come back. This email says
Speaker 2: I need advice. My boyfriend does a lot for me,
Speaker 2: picks out my clothes because he says he quote has
Speaker 2: the eye, insists on driving me everywhere so I don't
Speaker 2: have to deal with traffic checks My phone sometimes because
Speaker 2: he says trust takes time to build. I always figured
Speaker 2: this was just him being a tentative. My sister has
Speaker 2: pointed out, though, that I only post I haven't posted
Speaker 2: a solo photo of myself in over a year, and
Speaker 2: only pictures of him, and I've been can't stop thinking
Speaker 2: about it. She thinks he is bad news. Isn't he
Speaker 2: just being a carrying partner? Or am I missing something obvious?
Speaker 2: This feels dumb for even asking. I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's dumb. Some people think there's no such thing as
Speaker 2: a dumb question.
Speaker 3: Right, there's this is a boyfriend and he takes her
Speaker 3: everywhere like work does he?
Speaker 2: I can only say, I can only assume. I can
Speaker 2: only assume. Yeah, some women like to be passenger princesses.
Speaker 1: Sure, right.
Speaker 2: Some women like to not have to worry where the
Speaker 2: gate is at the airport.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: They want their man to do all that stuff because
Speaker 2: they know they will, right of course, because men are
Speaker 2: just like, well, I gotta go see the gate first,
Speaker 2: make sure it's still between ten and twelve.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, Uh?
Speaker 1: But he is doing a lot a lot, a lot
Speaker 1: a lot, and some could say that this amount is
Speaker 1: not good and maybe the things that he's doing is
Speaker 1: not good. She thinks it's carrying an attentive Others might
Speaker 1: think otherwise, much like her sister.
Speaker 2: Should adult. Okay, give me fair reasons why an adult
Speaker 2: to pick out clothes for another adult?
Speaker 3: Lindsay, because they are color blind.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a good reason, but well we'll
Speaker 1: let it go. Sure, GIMPI, there's only one time, and
Speaker 1: it only happens with men. Men should never pick out
Speaker 1: the clothes for their girlfriend or whif.
Speaker 2: Right, But what's the what is that reason that? What
Speaker 2: is a good reason why it should be? Okay, there
Speaker 2: isn't really.
Speaker 1: Unless you know pictures, maybe you're going to get professional
Speaker 1: pictures taken. You've got a a some kind of gathering
Speaker 1: where you have to dress appropriately, and I'm not going
Speaker 1: to have you going in there with your goddamn Hawaiian
Speaker 1: shirt on, because well it's not that kind of party.
Speaker 2: How about you're really sick, legs don't work?
Speaker 3: Okay? Yeah, I actually have a girlfriend whose husband gets
Speaker 3: all her clothes, but she prefers it that way because
Speaker 3: she feels that she does not have any style. It's
Speaker 3: always been that way, and she loves the stuff that
Speaker 3: he buys for her. The stuff that he picks out
Speaker 3: she loves. She's like, I would have never picked this
Speaker 3: out and she loves it.
Speaker 1: Or is she just saying so?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but it works for Are women good
Speaker 2: fakers on a lot of things?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or are not? Listener?
Speaker 2: Email from someone who says the boyfriend does a lot
Speaker 2: for me, picks out my clothes because he says he
Speaker 2: has the eye, insists on driving me everywhere so I
Speaker 2: don't have to deal with traffic, checks my phone sometimes
Speaker 2: because he says trust takes time to build. I always
Speaker 2: figured this was just him being a tentative. My sister
Speaker 2: pointed out, I haven't posted a photo a solo photo
Speaker 2: myself an over year, only pictures of him, and now
Speaker 2: I can't stop thinking about it. She thinks he's bad news.
Speaker 2: Is this just a caring partner or am I missing
Speaker 2: something obvious? I feel dumb for asking. I think the
Speaker 2: example Lindsay gave where her friend once is she's asked
Speaker 2: for that to happen.
Speaker 1: Right, that's the arrangement that they have. I know that
Speaker 1: if I told any woman in my life, hey, sure
Speaker 1: you want to wear that, it's not gonna end well.
Speaker 2: But because they don't want to wear a fluorescent orange shirt.
Speaker 1: I know, listen y'all sing me yesterday. I know how
Speaker 1: to dress appropriately, you know, but if there's there's times,
Speaker 1: there's times where, like you know, I'll fully trust the
Speaker 1: woman and be like, hey, uh that ain't driving here,
Speaker 1: wear this okay? Cool? But if I said that to them,
Speaker 1: it would not I hear farewell.
Speaker 2: I hear this sentence being picks out my clothes because
Speaker 2: he says, I don't have an eye.
Speaker 1: Has she not been doing it her entire life before
Speaker 1: he came along?
Speaker 2: No, Like he doesn't like her style, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: He's basically going, I know what I'm doing and it's
Speaker 2: better than you. That's the way I read it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good lord.
Speaker 3: No, So what did he find attractive about her in
Speaker 3: the first place? What attracted I don't know, sue him
Speaker 3: in the first place. Oh, he saw her and he
Speaker 3: was like, I can change her.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, what's different than a woman doing that?
Speaker 2: And it feels I mean, I've definitely recommended to my
Speaker 2: wife like, hey, I would love to see you in
Speaker 2: ex dress or that one dress.
Speaker 3: But that's because you saw her in it before and
Speaker 3: loved her.
Speaker 2: In it, liked it, or styles like it, but I
Speaker 2: definitely do not pick it up off the hangar and
Speaker 2: put it on the bed and be like, you're wearing
Speaker 2: this seems little weird to me. I mean a little
Speaker 2: bit of you know, Jonathan Gray or Dorian Gray or whatever,
Speaker 2: put your shit's a gray. One time I could be like,
Speaker 2: all right, that makes sense, But every day, no, no,
Speaker 2: don't wear that with those jeets.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, those sucks. Does he have a job, okay,
Speaker 1: so like he ain't got nothing better? I'm yeah, I
Speaker 1: barely have time to pick up my clothes, but didn't
Speaker 1: have to pick out someone else's.
Speaker 2: What do you think, lindsay what's going on here?
Speaker 3: I mean, to each their own, every relationship is different.
Speaker 3: But to me, personally, I couldn't do it. It feels
Speaker 3: like he's trying to control her. It really does, and
Speaker 3: she's losing sight of herself. I can see the sister's
Speaker 3: point when she says, I haven't seen a picture of
Speaker 3: you alone in over a year. Yeah, it feels like
Speaker 3: maybe he is a bit controlling. Someone else said, sounds
Speaker 3: like he's a narcissist. Maybe, But yeah, if you were
Speaker 3: wearing if you were picking out your clothes before him,
Speaker 3: and now you've completely quit altogether. That's it seems. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that he's controlling a little bit at a time, taking
Speaker 3: you everywhere, not letting you drive. Yeah, that's that's because
Speaker 3: he wants to know where you are at all times.
Speaker 3: In my opinion, so I would say that's a red flag.
Speaker 1: Gimbi. Yeah, I'm with Lindsay on this one. From the
Speaker 1: moment you started reading that email, it all screams control.
Speaker 1: I want to have control of everything. I'm picking out
Speaker 1: your clothes, I'm driving you everywhere you go, you know,
Speaker 1: because why, Like Lindsay said, I want to know where
Speaker 1: you're at. I want to make sure that you are
Speaker 1: where you say you are going to be. So the
Speaker 1: only way I can fix that is for me to
Speaker 1: drop you off. Okay, I think the sister might have
Speaker 1: some might be onto something here, but hey, if that's
Speaker 1: what you like, as long as you're happy and you're
Speaker 1: not getting the s beat out of you, have fun.
Speaker 2: Now, Belle eventually got happy, didn't she. I? Uh yeah,
Speaker 2: to me, there's the obvious one about the clothes, like
Speaker 2: picking out again unless you asked him to do that.
Speaker 2: But to me, the one that stuck out that was
Speaker 2: the big red flag for me was he looks at
Speaker 2: your phone and says, because trust takes time to build.
Speaker 2: He's not wrong, but you have to earn it. You
Speaker 2: don't go, I have a hunch and then check the phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: That's prying, that's invasion of privacy.
Speaker 1: There's no trust being built there well all, but.
Speaker 2: In the dude's point, he's building trust because he has
Speaker 2: a hunch and looking, Nope, nothing's there. So therefore you've
Speaker 2: you've put a deposit into the trust account rather than
Speaker 2: your trust in my opinion, should be like I have
Speaker 2: no reason not to trust you until and then when
Speaker 2: there's evidence, be like, I'm not trusting you. That's diminishing
Speaker 2: after withdraws are made from the trust count. Yeah, this
Speaker 2: is a yeah to me, that's the big red flat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, this guy's gotta go.
Speaker 2: Your sister commenting about blah blah on Facebook?
Speaker 5: So what?
Speaker 1: Facebook?
Speaker 2: I guess can be an indicator. But there people live
Speaker 2: fake lives on Facebook, so that doesn't mean a thing,
Speaker 2: right right, Maybe he she quells him his voices or
Speaker 2: abuse by posting just photos of them so she didn't
Speaker 2: have to hear it. And you're like, well that's not
Speaker 2: good either. I agree, And also maybe she wants him
Speaker 2: as a texture sent in She's like, I want my
Speaker 2: clothes big for me. But the idea that he has
Speaker 2: an eye seems weird. There's a different between a guy
Speaker 2: going I I'd love to see you in this, and like,
Speaker 2: I know you have poor taste, right, that's what I'm hearing.
Speaker 2: Feels like insults. And if you've never been in a
Speaker 2: relationship or you're scared to be alone, you'll put up
Speaker 2: with that, yeah, for sure. And you go and then
Speaker 2: suddenly it's normal, crazy thing about bad stuff. You get
Speaker 2: used to it and you're like, this is.
Speaker 1: This is normal now? Right, And then you get into
Speaker 1: a relationship where none of that happens. You're like, who
Speaker 1: whoa whoa, Wait, you don't know what, you don't know,
Speaker 1: you know, and it happens just not in relationships.
Speaker 2: That happens in society too. Like you get used to
Speaker 2: the homeless people in the corner, and then someone comes
Speaker 2: and visits and they go, holy count there's a lot
Speaker 2: of homeless people. Really, I have not noticed it. It's
Speaker 2: the red Honda effect. You bought a red Honda and
Speaker 2: then suddenly you see all these red Hountera.
Speaker 1: You're like, I didn't know.
Speaker 2: There were so many Red Hondas. I thought I bought
Speaker 2: it the only red Honda.
Speaker 1: Right.
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Speaker 2: They have to reach back out to us.
Speaker 1: It's true statement.
Speaker 2: And uh shame kind of kicks in when they hear
Speaker 2: some of it.
Speaker 1: Far advice, right, Yeah, hey guys, so I got the
Speaker 1: cook chair worked.
Speaker 2: Out by right.
Speaker 3: I dumped the cheating her.
Speaker 2: You guys are right, she was cheating on me. I
Speaker 2: miss every sign she had multiple boyfriends. Right there, ain't
Speaker 2: gonna happen. Kate wants in a blue moon, will get
Speaker 2: someone that will say something uh this, Uh, Tex says,
Speaker 2: who has the second best best ass on the show?
Speaker 2: Don't say who has the fir who you think has
Speaker 2: the first, but who has the second best.
Speaker 1: Pay ass? Gimpy me, come on, have you seen this thing?
Speaker 1: I thought you would have picked first, for you usually
Speaker 1: picked you first, for we all know who's got the
Speaker 1: best ass on the Thank you? And I didn't think
Speaker 1: you were going to give a compliment.
Speaker 2: That's this new me man. Uh, yeah, I'll go gimpy. Thanks,
Speaker 2: especially lately starting to move its way down.
Speaker 3: He's working out.
Speaker 1: No, no, he has not been working it out. Uh.
Speaker 1: If you had to give your partner a Hall pass
Speaker 1: and you had to watch, Oh.
Speaker 2: That's a fun. We've never gotten a question before, but
Speaker 2: we've never gotten the hall watch. Who would you pick? Lindsay, Oh,
Speaker 2: my goodness, so he.
Speaker 3: Only has one Hall pass. But I feel like she
Speaker 3: would probably be boring in bed Kate Beckhamsale I, so,
Speaker 3: I don't know if i'd really want to. I don't know.
Speaker 3: She just seems like she'd be kind of boring. I'd
Speaker 3: rather give it to like, give him a Hall pass
Speaker 3: with Bunny Jelly Rolls soon to be x because I
Speaker 3: feel like she would. I could probably learn some moves
Speaker 3: from her.
Speaker 2: I'd want to watch that hunt but Sale Hunt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Bunny XO is not his type at all.
Speaker 3: He's not in blonde.
Speaker 2: So which one are you picking?
Speaker 3: I guess Kate because Kate Beckhsale because that's his hop pass.
Speaker 1: Gimpy, Margot Robbie, Yeah, you're gonna you're doing what I
Speaker 1: was gonna do. Yeah, pick a woman with another woman,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 2: Come on, I'm gonna go with Zoe da Channel.
Speaker 3: Oh God, you would to watch that? You can't stand her.
Speaker 2: I didn't say I want to watch it. It says
Speaker 2: you have to watch it, Okay, but at least then
Speaker 2: you're like, I don't care.
Speaker 1: She sucks. Uh.
Speaker 2: What's the worst job you ever had? Mine was first
Speaker 2: job during high school days. Telemarketing lasted three days. Worst
Speaker 2: job you ever had, Lindsay.
Speaker 3: Being a nanny in high school my senior year of
Speaker 3: high school for oddly enough three boys.
Speaker 1: Did you have to live with them?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: I didn't. I had to be there by six in
Speaker 3: the morning and it was only until about three or
Speaker 3: four in the afternoon. But it sucked. I thought it
Speaker 3: was going to be great because they lived right on
Speaker 3: the beach. But the kids were the worst. They were brats,
Speaker 3: two of them. Two out of the three were brats.
Speaker 3: The youngest was not a brat. He was actually a
Speaker 3: sweet little toddler. He just hated getting his diaper change
Speaker 3: and he was allergic to just about every food, so
Speaker 3: it was tough. And he was a picky eater as well,
Speaker 3: and it was hard for him to be picky when
Speaker 3: he could only eat like ten things. But they were
Speaker 3: the two oldest were brats, and his mom was there
Speaker 3: all the time. She was just acted really really busy,
Speaker 3: but she was a see you next Tuesday.
Speaker 1: How long ago was this?
Speaker 3: I was eighteen, so how long ago was this?
Speaker 2: How many years this moons over?
Speaker 3: I'most thirty and.
Speaker 2: You're still that mean about it?
Speaker 1: Ah? Give me. I think the worst one I've had.
Speaker 1: I only worked there for a couple of so. Like
Speaker 1: when I was growing up a New Kirk, the IgA
Speaker 1: burned down and they had a construction company that come
Speaker 1: out and demolished here, right, and then I helped clean
Speaker 1: that part up, Rightij's grocery store. Ah. So I spent
Speaker 1: that summer helping them clean up the demo and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. And I wanted to continue because I don't know,
Speaker 1: glutton for punishment maybe, so working with this construction company,
Speaker 1: they couldn't have me on the field. It was like
Speaker 1: fourteen at the time, right, So they had me cleaning
Speaker 1: their shop and I have to get in there and
Speaker 1: clean their mills and get all the metal shavings out,
Speaker 1: and then they the straw that broke the camel's back
Speaker 1: was Hey, I've got this five gallon bucket of nuts
Speaker 1: and bolts. I need you to sort and separate them
Speaker 1: all according to size. And got maybe about oh about
Speaker 1: fifteen nuts and bolts in and said, yeah, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm out. I walked away in every game bag. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The tasseling corn For those who don't know what that is.
Speaker 2: You get dropped off in the middle of a cornfield
Speaker 2: and they tell you to walk the row and walk
Speaker 2: the other side on the way back, and you pick
Speaker 2: out the top part of the stock so they can
Speaker 2: grow a little bit more and get more corn. I
Speaker 2: made it to lunch, and I felt it would be
Speaker 2: much more fun to sit on the bus in the
Speaker 2: Iowa hot sun in the middle of a cornfield with
Speaker 2: no air conditioning. School bus, by the way, not not
Speaker 2: fun bus for the next six hours. Then to go
Speaker 2: back out in the cornfield and was it yeah nap
Speaker 2: right taking a sunnap?
Speaker 1: Man, Come on a sunnap. You're not supposed to do that.
Speaker 2: Tell the truth, ask gett quot you want to give
Speaker 2: up your phone for a year or coffee forever, lindsay.
Speaker 3: Give up my phone for a year. There's computers I
Speaker 3: can send emails, there's teams, team calls.
Speaker 2: I like coffee way too much, GIMPI.
Speaker 1: That's a tough one because at first I'm like, give
Speaker 1: up my give up coffee for forever. You know, it's
Speaker 1: probably better for you anyway. Coffee doesn't really wake you up,
Speaker 1: but it tricks you and it dehydrates you, and it's
Speaker 1: really just it's just there for flavor. Wellin your phone,
Speaker 1: it's like there's so much toxicity in your phone, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. So it's it's catch twenty two.
Speaker 1: But I kind of need the phone for work and
Speaker 1: stuff like that, so I'll give up coffee.
Speaker 2: On the I'm one giving up coffee. I had no
Speaker 2: reason to give my phone. Oh my banking's on it, right,
Speaker 2: I bought it's my wallet now. Pretty much any type
Speaker 2: of thing I have to do with work comes through
Speaker 2: my phone.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can get a laptop, but I gotta get it
Speaker 2: out along lungs, unlocked doors. Right, I do so much
Speaker 2: with my phone. Go without it for a year would
Speaker 2: put me behind the eight ball.
Speaker 3: I think you would be kind of liberating though.
Speaker 2: So not having coffee, yeah, right, I love coffee.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I just I just I just found
Speaker 3: seven brew and it is so good.
Speaker 2: Chain coffee.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's so good.
Speaker 1: It's all just like melted candy bars. Yes, coffees. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a dessert. Which what do you get? What's your thing?
Speaker 1: You get the blondie, So it's a yeah, it's all sweet, right,
Speaker 1: it's actually it's.
Speaker 3: More of a semi It could be sweeter. Actually it
Speaker 3: could be sweeter.
Speaker 1: Sure that is good. Yeah, easy to give up my phone? No,
Speaker 1: I mean not easy, I should say to give up
Speaker 1: my phone. Uh, Gimpy, do you ever feel like when
Speaker 1: you have your flat tire if something is gonna happen, Like,
Speaker 1: if something's going to happen, you're that guy? Is it
Speaker 1: gonna happen to you? I had a stroke trying to
Speaker 1: read that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think what they're saying is, do you feel like
Speaker 2: all the bad things always happen to you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, No, not really. Bad things happen to everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Gimpy hardly owns the real estate.
Speaker 1: No no, So I don't feel like I'm that guy
Speaker 1: that whoaweghs meet band things on't we campion?
Speaker 2: Nobody doesn't have bad things happen to them. Nobody. People
Speaker 2: deal with it better than others.
Speaker 1: Yes, I feel you.
Speaker 2: I never want to hear jelly roll again in my life.
Speaker 2: I'd rather listen to someone have diarrhea and a Walmart bathroom.
Speaker 2: At this point, as soon as you all hit play
Speaker 2: on jelly roll, I gotta change the station as fast
Speaker 2: as I can. Well, I don't love that, which is
Speaker 2: why I try to delete all of them.
Speaker 1: I see the people have spoken.
Speaker 2: You know, we have a customer, a customer, an employee
Speaker 2: comment portal.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that in there if you can back
Speaker 1: on the jelly roll little yeah, yeah, Well you have
Speaker 1: Metallica in their.
Speaker 3: Way are in it?
Speaker 1: No? All three of us? One? No, I'm not no, no, okay.
Speaker 1: Jelly roll is absolutely pop polarizing. Playing too much Metallica, Nirvana.
Speaker 1: Everybody feels that about an artist.
Speaker 2: But to despise an artist so much that you'd rather
Speaker 2: listen to Diary Anda Walmart bathroom, it feels like it's
Speaker 2: dramatically different.
Speaker 3: I think it's because right now you're getting him on
Speaker 3: all genres, all stations, all platforms right now are playing
Speaker 3: jelly roll.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't listen to all platforms, but to me,
Speaker 2: it is like when you see Zoe dashanel, I'm like, god, yeah,
Speaker 2: or okra get geez, here we go. Uh, who would
Speaker 2: spend the most money if they won the lottery?
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: I feel like I would, but I wouldn't spend it.
Speaker 3: I would be giving it. So if that's the same thing,
Speaker 3: then maybe, because I always say that if I win,
Speaker 3: we all win, because I'm not just gonna keep it all.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it to help my friends and family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how much you can get a million? You're giving
Speaker 2: us each a million dollars.
Speaker 3: If I'm like, if mega millions is like what five
Speaker 3: hundred something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, out of your five hundred and something million dollars
Speaker 1: only get warmed? Oh?
Speaker 3: Stop? Would that not help you?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 3: Would that not get you out of debt?
Speaker 1: So, first of all, we would have to pay tax
Speaker 1: on it because the gift is so large, so we
Speaker 1: would lose money on that. It's only up to a
Speaker 1: certain dollar dollar figure, right, It's a gift up to
Speaker 1: a certain dollar figure. But either way it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Let's just say you do give us a million dollars.
Speaker 1: You've already said on the air this morning that you
Speaker 1: have a lot of friends, so you're giving them? How
Speaker 1: much do you have to make? How much? Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on? How much lottery do you have to win
Speaker 1: to give gimpion I a million dollars? And how many
Speaker 1: friends get it? Uh?
Speaker 3: Ones that I talk to on a rag, like in
Speaker 3: my personal circle?
Speaker 1: How many is that? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm probably helping at least ten people.
Speaker 1: Okay, And how much do you have to win? Oh?
Speaker 3: I mean it has to be a jackpot?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: A million, ten million, one hundred million.
Speaker 3: Three over three hundred million? Okay, what if Kevin goes No,
Speaker 3: he wouldn't because we're on the same page. These are
Speaker 3: the conversations that we have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, I hear you. But it's always different when
Speaker 2: you win.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, right, wait till that cash is in hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, who what do you think give me? Who
Speaker 1: would spend the most money? I feel this is a
Speaker 1: silly question because we're all winning the same amounts of money,
Speaker 1: and we'll all spend the same amount of money all
Speaker 1: of it. So there's no real answer there. Thing you're
Speaker 1: saying if you won and the other two didn't, right,
Speaker 1: exactly exactly, I'd get all the money. I'd spend all
Speaker 1: the money. Lindsay gets all the money she spends. All
Speaker 1: the money. You get, all the money. You spend, all
Speaker 1: the money. We just spend it in different ways. Now,
Speaker 1: if we're just talking about just going out straight up
Speaker 1: buying stuff, oh, that's going to be me one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: You'd be getting a philosophical on the money front. Huh, Pacific,
Speaker 2: It's definitely not me. I'm definitely not spending at all.
Speaker 2: Get beat poison, IVY all.
Speaker 1: Gone, I hope so I haven't inched in a while.
Speaker 2: Another one for to tell that you is give up
Speaker 2: your phone for a year or give up AC for
Speaker 2: a year.
Speaker 1: Lindsey, I mean.
Speaker 3: Either I could give up a C for a year, KIMPI.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm giving up that phone. I'm giving up that phone.
Speaker 1: I can sit inside and not have to worry about
Speaker 1: the toxicity that comes with it and the nice air
Speaker 1: conditioning area, because that means no AC at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1: No AC in your house, no AC in your car.
Speaker 1: You were nothing but just hot as balls all day long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the way I see it. Take my phone,
Speaker 2: I hear Canada is nice this time of year. I'm
Speaker 2: giving up a C.
Speaker 1: Again for the same reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can, I can go to Vancouver for a year.
Speaker 2: I'm going to catch a can of Alaska.
Speaker 1: For a year? Why not?
Speaker 2: And really I only got to do it in the
Speaker 2: summer or in the summer.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, a fall sorta here?
Speaker 2: Uh, people giving their seven Breu recommendations. Is The Morning
Speaker 2: Dump available on video format?
Speaker 5: God?
Speaker 1: I hope not.
Speaker 2: That would be one more piece of equipment we have
Speaker 2: to manage. I can't stand jelly roll. I'm telling you
Speaker 2: it's a big list.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: You all play Sublime too much? Okay, couldn't she just
Speaker 2: give you cash not have to pay tax on it?
Speaker 2: Great question? Yeah, that's a great question.
Speaker 1: Up to nineteen thousand dollars how much you can give
Speaker 1: somebody before you have to report it to the irs.
Speaker 1: That's a single person. I just look this up. That's
Speaker 1: how I know it. So if you're married, then that's
Speaker 1: thirty eight thousand. Now that's in a year's time. In
Speaker 1: a lifetime, it's fifteen million dollars. But you can't just
Speaker 1: give me straight up fifteen million right now per single person,
Speaker 1: thirty million for couple. Yeah, you have to stretch that
Speaker 1: out over long period of time.
Speaker 2: Well, the answer to this person's text is what Gimpie said,
Speaker 2: you have to report it. If you don't, you definitely
Speaker 2: you might get away with it.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: But there's a thing called, I believe it's yes, tax fraud, right,
Speaker 2: and they love catching people in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They want their money, they want their big chuck.
Speaker 2: And so when you buy certain things, let's just go.
Speaker 2: Let's say, lindsay gives you a million dollars and you
Speaker 2: go to buy a house, and then they're gonna go,
Speaker 2: we notice you're gonna pay cash. We need to know
Speaker 2: the lineage of where you got the cash.
Speaker 1: Right. You can blame the cartails for that one. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the way to kind of control money laundering
Speaker 2: and other things. So you definitely don't have to pay
Speaker 2: taxes on it if you don't report it. To tell
Speaker 2: the truth, I'm of my vasectomy Thursday. What is the
Speaker 2: worst part about it, lindsay, what do you think I'm.
Speaker 3: Gonna have to say? In a chair for a few hours,
Speaker 3: not doing nothing.
Speaker 2: It's fifteen minutes the procedure. It's a nothing burger procedure time.
Speaker 2: It's longer waiting in the waiting room. Wow, gimbi.
Speaker 1: I think the worst part of it is when your
Speaker 1: vagina starts to grow in right, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: When you start becoming a beta, you just lose the
Speaker 2: ability to like swing a hammer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't work on cars anymore. You know your
Speaker 1: your grilling skills?
Speaker 2: Just sit down to pee. You're like Mimosa's brunch.
Speaker 5: Last one?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 2: What happened to Seemen?
Speaker 1: Sam?
Speaker 3: She died?
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be I
Speaker 1: wanted to bring this up. I am not a coffee
Speaker 1: creamer person. I just like plain old cream, okay, not
Speaker 1: like the flavored creamers.
Speaker 2: No, okay, But they have released banana bread wah, and
Speaker 2: a lot of people I like banana Who doesn't like
Speaker 2: banana bread?
Speaker 1: Banana bread is pretty good. Yeah right, But they have
Speaker 1: apparently released banana bread creamer.
Speaker 3: Who makes it? Which brand?
Speaker 1: Uh? The oh? The normal people? What are the uh?
Speaker 2: How they make all the creamers? I'm forgetting the name
Speaker 2: of it at this moment. Carnation.
Speaker 1: I believe cream Maate cream Ate, cream meat by Nestley,
Speaker 1: Coffee Mate my bed coffee of meat. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, some of those are really good. Some of
Speaker 2: them are straight garbage, yeah, because they're too sweet.
Speaker 1: I used to be uh uh French vanilli ga Yeah right,
Speaker 1: and then I got turned on to this uh Italian
Speaker 1: sweet cream. Oh yeah, that's good. I like that, so
Speaker 1: I prefer actually prefer that over the French of Anila.
Speaker 3: It's a limited edition release.
Speaker 1: Sure a lot of those are, especially like around the
Speaker 1: holidays and stuff like that. It could be fun though.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the caramel macchiado is my favorite.
Speaker 1: Sure some people use it for this which I've had.
Speaker 1: There's a place up in a Wassa that do like
Speaker 1: dirty sodas and you put it in, like you can
Speaker 1: put flavors in sodas to give them a different like
Speaker 1: a float types. That's pretty good, right, I've seen it
Speaker 1: put in cocktails. You can you got a cake mix,
Speaker 1: or you're making pancakes in the morning, you can put
Speaker 1: it in there to replace the milk part. Right.
Speaker 2: If you have a ninja creamy, you can put it
Speaker 2: in to make the like more creamy and add of
Speaker 2: flavory flavor to it.
Speaker 1: So you can use it for a lot of things.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: I wonder if people when they came from the World
Speaker 2: Cup had they got to try and were like damn gingerbread.
Speaker 1: Right right, right? What's this birthday cake? I got put
Speaker 1: in my coffee cup?
Speaker 2: They put out a list of things that they foods
Speaker 2: that people that are visiting America had, but were like
Speaker 2: what right, and ranch we've seen that right? Yeah, people
Speaker 2: were like ranch, what which that means they have garbage
Speaker 2: ranch over there.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know they didn't have ranch over I
Speaker 1: just thought ranch was worldwide.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I mean even regionally. There are places
Speaker 2: in America that are like, we don't do ranch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those people, we don't visit those places.
Speaker 2: Chicago style pizza, Chicago beef sandwiches, things like that. Apparently
Speaker 2: I've had deep Dish. I'm not a big Chicago pizza person.
Speaker 2: Neither seems like a crockpot meal. If I'm being honest,
Speaker 2: it's a lot. But Chicago beef sandwiches. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: Philly right, isn't it just essentially a Philly Philly cheeseteak.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess, or a or a Philly cheese steak
Speaker 3: Philly or No, it's roast beef. I don't think that's
Speaker 3: the same as a Philly cheese steak.
Speaker 1: It's beef.
Speaker 3: Or pastrami. I mean, they have cold sandwiches in Chicago.
Speaker 1: Sure, but Chicago beef sandwich is a thing like a
Speaker 1: Philly cheese steak is a thing, like deep dish is
Speaker 1: a thing.
Speaker 2: You're the Chicago person.
Speaker 3: I expect you to know that I U Chicago hot
Speaker 3: dogs when I'm there.
Speaker 2: BUCkies people, obviously, we're crazy about BUCkies.
Speaker 1: Yeah. This is one that I learned the hard way
Speaker 1: when every time I go to Europe ice Italian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're moving on. Abundant ice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The amount of ice you can get at the ready.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, twenty pounds bags of ice. Yeah, whatever. When
Speaker 1: I was in, every time I go, first thing I
Speaker 1: want when I get back is a drink with ice
Speaker 1: in it, whether that's water, cocktail, whatever. For sure, we
Speaker 1: just don't have ice in other countries.
Speaker 2: It's not as prominent now. Big drinks like big gulps.
Speaker 1: Okay, we do like our stuff in excess, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: for sure a.
Speaker 2: Lot of people were commentating that big gulps were one
Speaker 2: of their favorite things they discovered in America. Taco Bell
Speaker 2: huh okay, which I didn't know they didn't have Taco Bell,
Speaker 2: but they said there's just so many of them here there.
Speaker 1: They're like they call it the Holy Land. Taco Bell.
Speaker 2: Chipotle Okay, okay, Chipotle's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have a version of Chipotle in Australia, but
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't know if they have it anywhere else.
Speaker 2: Biscuits and gravy, hell yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: They don't really have gravy in many other countries.
Speaker 1: Sure they do, I don't know.
Speaker 2: They'd probably call it something different, but they don't make
Speaker 2: it a breakfast item and put it on biscuits.
Speaker 1: And some places don't call this gets and biscuits.
Speaker 2: True, dad, Yeah, I love biscuits and gravy.
Speaker 1: Well, you can't go wrong. Sausage gravy has to have
Speaker 1: the sausage cooked up, chopped up in there. I'll take
Speaker 1: your plain ass non sausage gravy like just country graves,
Speaker 1: just regular old country gravy, peppered white gravy. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I prefer to have the big chunks of sausage. Okay,
Speaker 1: So spoiler, you can always if that's what they do,
Speaker 1: you can just order sausage and chop it up and
Speaker 1: put it in there.
Speaker 2: It's very easy to do it.
Speaker 1: I am not going to a restaurant to chop up
Speaker 1: my own food put it in my own goddamn gravy.
Speaker 1: They should do it for me. You're gonna chump it
Speaker 1: up put in your mouth anyway. But I'm with you.
Speaker 2: It's I like when there's like my parents used to
Speaker 2: make it with just ground beef. Yeah, and not sausage.
Speaker 1: Okay, we've done that before too.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I had a friend who would fry bacon and
Speaker 2: then he would fry the sauce a little bit of
Speaker 2: sausage and then do the root.
Speaker 1: In all that and put kayent oh my, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I haven't made homemade gravy in for damn ever, but
Speaker 1: that's how we did it. Flour, milk, butter, you know,
Speaker 1: the oil from your bacon. Yeah, this is great.
Speaker 2: I'm such a snob del and I see somebody bragging
Speaker 2: about it from fast food place. I'm like, but Brahm's
Speaker 2: biscuits and gravy, yo oo, it's good.
Speaker 1: I'm CARLS Junior Mark, And maybe that should cut you
Speaker 1: are Carl Junior Mark. I think they got some damn
Speaker 1: good made from scratch biscuits and gravy.
Speaker 2: What do they do poorly? When you say made from scratch?
Speaker 2: There when you worked there, they were mixing the dough
Speaker 2: and cutting it every day.
Speaker 1: Yes, you had to get there. If you are the
Speaker 1: biscuit maker in the morning. You had to get there early.
Speaker 1: You had to mix the dough, you had to roll
Speaker 1: it all out, you had to cut them. It was
Speaker 1: a process.
Speaker 2: Man, there's no way they do that still.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I haven't been no way, dude. They've streamline a lot
Speaker 2: of that stuff.
Speaker 1: Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to go and undercover boss this thing and be like, hmm,
Speaker 1: guys are making your biscuits from scratch. The other thing
Speaker 1: they put on here that people from the World Cup
Speaker 1: love in America, waffle House talk smack all you want.
Speaker 1: It ain't bad.
Speaker 2: No, it's good. It ain't bad at all. Man, I
Speaker 2: got no dog on waffle House. If we were like, hey,
Speaker 2: we're gonna go to eat, where do you want to go?
Speaker 2: My only complain about waffle House would be this is
Speaker 2: not a lot of.
Speaker 1: Seating right right, right, expand a little bit, mom.
Speaker 2: Then it becomes then it becomes a whole different thing.
Speaker 2: Part of it is the intimacy, I guess you're right,
Speaker 2: and the fights.
Speaker 1: Right I've never I've been a waffle House guy for
Speaker 1: a long time, and I have yet to see a
Speaker 1: fight breakout in one same on online all the time,
Speaker 1: but not the ones that I go to. Maybe I'm
Speaker 1: just not getting here at the right time.
Speaker 3: I have seen I have seen a table argument, not
Speaker 3: a physical fight, but I have seen a guy get up,
Speaker 3: slam his money down on the table, and then lee
Speaker 3: before got into a physical altercation, so slammed his money down. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it was like they were arguing at the table and
Speaker 3: he stood up and.
Speaker 1: He like lady or something.
Speaker 3: No, it was two guys.
Speaker 1: Oh again, so hemn is old lady or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably somebody texting. They have blueberry muffin flavored creamer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they have all kinds.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Uh, somebody said you need to go to the scar
Speaker 2: place in a Wassle. They grind fresh coffee grounds and
Speaker 2: they have a new flavor called banana bread.
Speaker 1: It's the best thing. Uh.
Speaker 2: There are a lot of places in town that sell
Speaker 2: fresh coffee beans and have that.
Speaker 1: I don't think of coffee when I think of cigar
Speaker 1: place places, whiskeys, bourbons.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but Scotch are on the wagon.
Speaker 3: I want the coffee instead of the booze.
Speaker 1: I guess you're right, make it Irish. I love when
Speaker 1: you just make up stuff.
Speaker 2: Makes sense.
Speaker 1: To me.
Speaker 2: Sure you know cigar butt.
Speaker 1: Booze.
Speaker 3: So give me some coffee.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, there's a place down Mecca. I had forty
Speaker 2: first in Purity and they have a ton of coffee
Speaker 2: choices and they have flavored ones too.
Speaker 1: All right, we got to take a break. We'll be back.
Speaker 5: You're listening to the Big Mad Morning, all right.
Speaker 1: So I learned a pretty funny way to insult people
Speaker 1: from Boston. Okay, not that you need to insult people
Speaker 1: from Boston, but they get really sensitive about it. And
Speaker 1: that is tell them when they're like, I'm from Boston,
Speaker 1: you go, oh, like in Goodwill hunting, Okay, because that
Speaker 1: was placed in.
Speaker 2: Supposed to write, but it is They're not from Boston.
Speaker 2: Those are Cambridge guys. Matt Damon and Ben Affleck are
Speaker 2: acting as people from Boston. Ah, and they get people
Speaker 2: get really worked up and like they're not from Boston.
Speaker 2: They're Cambridge people.
Speaker 1: Boston people are serious about being Boston people.
Speaker 2: Yes, by the way, it's like owaso Tulsa. Right, Oh wow,
Speaker 2: probably closer action deal not Yeah, then it's a massive
Speaker 2: deal to them.
Speaker 1: It's it's everything like ten miles no, like literally, I
Speaker 1: can be like Wow Caridge, right wow. But I mean
Speaker 1: if I would assume that the Cambridge people are a
Speaker 1: little hoity toitier than people from.
Speaker 2: Bass, I think it's just the it's where, you know, educated,
Speaker 2: right type of thing. It's kind of like being in Kansaity.
Speaker 2: People go oh like in Kansas, Like, no, it's Kansity Missouri.
Speaker 1: Well see though, that's why you shouldn't have a city
Speaker 1: named the same in two different fucking states. I agree.
Speaker 1: Right there next to each other.
Speaker 2: They literally have a road it's called State Line Road,
Speaker 2: and on one half it's the Missouri side and the
Speaker 2: other half it's Kansas.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Well that's like me being from Michigan City, Indiana, and
Speaker 3: people think, what part of Michigan are you from? No,
Speaker 3: I'm from Indiana. Just a town, Michigan City.
Speaker 2: And is it on the border of Michigan?
Speaker 3: Well, Lake Michigan.
Speaker 2: Is it on the border of Michigan?
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, a little bit. It's it's the most southern
Speaker 3: tip of Lake Michigan. And it's the most northern part
Speaker 3: of the state of Indiana.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's probably named after the lake and not
Speaker 1: so much the state.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's within it's within two kilometers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, it's super close.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where you grew up in Michigan City.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I graduated from Michigan City High School.
Speaker 2: You're the Potawatamee Country Club.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom is a member.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you ever go buy Swing Bellies?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, to eat burgers. They had really good burgers there.
Speaker 1: Oh how often you go back?
Speaker 3: Used to be about once a year. I haven't been
Speaker 3: back for two years now.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I looked up right now where I grew up,
Speaker 2: Cedar Falls, Iowa, and I'm doing it and tried to
Speaker 2: name places. The Vibe Coffee Nope, don't know that place.
Speaker 2: Mulligan's Brick Oven, Nope, because I've been back there since
Speaker 2: I was eighteen.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty. Wow. Oh wait, Well, when my girlfriend and
Speaker 1: I went to Florida last year, we stopped in my
Speaker 1: hometown in Alabama, and uh, it's still the same shithole
Speaker 1: that it was then, right, Just the name of the
Speaker 1: gas station changed, that's about it. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it used to be a Texico. I think now it's
Speaker 1: like a shell station.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Used to go in there, still cigarettes all the time.
Speaker 1: It was great, fantastic, they had them right there on
Speaker 1: the counter and somebody would distract while we just put
Speaker 1: them right in our pockets and took off Ours was
Speaker 1: the Woolworth in the mall, okay, because.
Speaker 2: They had the candy. Was like the candy section was
Speaker 2: right by the door, right, so you could easily slide
Speaker 2: right and they would never see they'd have to see you.
Speaker 2: There was no cameras or security or anything.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: We'd take big league chew uh. We would take packs
Speaker 2: of bubble Yum. We would take bottles of clearly Canadian
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 1: I was growing up in California. My brother and I
Speaker 1: would stop at seven eleven. We'd have to walk to school.
Speaker 1: It was a couple of blocks, yea, And every morning
Speaker 1: we stopped at the seven eleven and we would lift
Speaker 1: them from candy from them and my motherfucking brother would
Speaker 1: always take gob stoppers, the loudest fucking candy you can steal.
Speaker 1: And he's like, here, put these in your pocket. Here,
Speaker 1: I am cut, shrunk, cut drunk, cut chunk, trying to
Speaker 1: walk out all nice and slow. Never worked out. Still
Speaker 1: quieter candy. Man.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think if I my brother ever stole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my brother's the reason why I doll he taught
Speaker 1: you put me up to Okay. Yeah, that's kind of
Speaker 1: like when people hide the drugs on the baby carriage, right,
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, they're never going to suspect the babies,
Speaker 1: you know, carriage basically the same thing, good, but the
Speaker 1: little alarm, they'll never suspect him.
Speaker 2: My brother was always very assertive, so he would do
Speaker 2: the We'd be somewhere and he grabbed and put it
Speaker 2: like in my shirt and then run away and be
Speaker 2: like he's stealing. And I was like, I didn't want
Speaker 2: to get in trouble. Meanwhile, he probably was stealing, right
Speaker 2: my brother. Yeah, I'm gonna go aha and tell the
Speaker 2: story my brother stole.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: They used to do card shows in the mall, and
Speaker 2: my brother allegedly. I think the statue stole a Johnny
Speaker 2: Bench rookie card really damn from a card show.
Speaker 1: Wow, So this cat don't care.
Speaker 2: You think he didn't steal gum?
Speaker 1: How much blame it on you?
Speaker 3: How much was the card at the time.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's if it's more than one hundred bucks. Now,
Speaker 2: I would be surprised. Baseball cards are a twenty six
Speaker 2: bucks Okay, twenty Okay, so one says one seventy, one
Speaker 2: says seventy four, one says three fifty nine. Okay, here's
Speaker 2: another one that says nine thousand. So it would just
Speaker 2: depend on which version I guess he had. But yeah,
Speaker 2: to me, collecting cards is one of those things like
Speaker 2: you might you're buying lottery tickets.
Speaker 1: It's all you're doing much.
Speaker 3: Because at the time.
Speaker 2: Something My brother in law loves it. Man, they love
Speaker 2: it for for Christmas. I drew him for Christmas and
Speaker 2: I bought like six or seven because now you buy
Speaker 2: him in packs, right too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so to open and he was he thought
Speaker 1: it was great, but he should probably sh his pants,
Speaker 1: didn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for him, it was a good It's like scratching
Speaker 2: one hundred lottery tickets right right right. But you're like, oh,
Speaker 2: I got a foil wrapped Expose limited edition twice burnt, crimped,
Speaker 2: cut right foil matched tops.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not flear right, And then our kids
Speaker 1: will be growing up doing the same ship with Pokemon cards.
Speaker 2: It's more than that, now, dude to collect Pokemon cod
Speaker 2: Dude Shields has a whole section.
Speaker 1: Of just collect no of all kinds. Uh love cards. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've been shields in a long time. Go online like
Speaker 1: those show photos of like Target people in standing in
Speaker 1: line and Target in the morning before they open because
Speaker 1: they have they're releasing some costco will have.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking security right for grown ass men going
Speaker 2: in there. People, it ain't just doors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, they trying to get that next special one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, make that, make that big dollar whatever. I've
Speaker 1: seen those videos on the TikTok and it's just like, really,
Speaker 1: grown motherfuckers. Man. Is there supposed to be for kids?
Speaker 1: The Pokemon cards, the baseball Yeah, supposed to be for kids,
Speaker 1: but you all grow motherfuckers going in there and taking
Speaker 1: all them, buying them all up, making kids angry.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if kids do it anymore. They
Speaker 2: may do it because their parents do it. But where
Speaker 2: I want to push back on is if you have
Speaker 2: something that makes you happy and gives you hope in
Speaker 2: a time of bullshit and chaos, then who am I
Speaker 2: to tell you should do it?
Speaker 1: Right? I'm with you.
Speaker 2: It does feel like a kid thing. Some people say
Speaker 2: the same thing about video games, right, But if you
Speaker 2: have a thing that gives you an outlet of escape,
Speaker 2: mine just happens to be reading, then, so be it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I ain't nothing wrong with it. It might make
Speaker 1: fun of you a little bit a lot for it,
Speaker 1: but you know it's okay, right, isn't it funny? How like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you well, you would make fun of someone for
Speaker 2: collecting cards, Pokemon cards, reading whatever, dork, but someone drinking
Speaker 2: their mind away, right, We're like, no, that's fine, that's manly.
Speaker 1: That's not healthy for you. No, it is a temporary escape.
Speaker 1: And maybe playing video games for six, eight, ten hours
Speaker 1: at a time it's probably not healthy either. But again,
Speaker 1: if it makes you happy bright, it can be that bad.
Speaker 2: I would argue video games is fine too, because it's
Speaker 2: problem solving.
Speaker 1: It's memory mark the way I see it, I'm not
Speaker 1: out doing meth right there at all?
Speaker 2: Okay, drinking just right?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 1: You do drink when you play? I don't, really, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's it fucks with me. I can't. I can't play
Speaker 1: the game right.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite things to do is drink and read.
Speaker 2: Really oh yeah, oh yeah, okay, have a beer. Okay,
Speaker 2: sit there and sit on a beer while I'm reading.
Speaker 2: I go to the there's a brewer I go to
Speaker 2: and do it. Cocktail.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was thinking you'd say a glass of wine.
Speaker 3: But I might drink a glass of wine while I'm reading,
Speaker 3: but normally it's coffee.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I just got to start reading first. It's
Speaker 1: where I'm at.
Speaker 2: I'd I would I always my argument people like I
Speaker 2: don't read, and I would say, you just haven't found
Speaker 2: the book that came out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely right, you're absolutely right. Books are like movies,
Speaker 1: and you've got to grab me by the balls in
Speaker 1: the first five minutes or I'm out. Yeah, and if
Speaker 1: you can't grab me, then this is a waste of time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and books. Books are much like movies that way. For me.
Speaker 1: You've got to be willing to go one hundred pages wow,
Speaker 1: or fifty at least it seems like a lot, because you've.
Speaker 2: Got to give it well, I mean it takes time.
Speaker 2: Like think of the scene of Game of Thrones when
Speaker 2: they throw that kid out the window they started, how
Speaker 2: that series starts. You start watching your own Holy fuck
Speaker 2: balls like that, you're in. You're in same thing that
Speaker 2: in a book, that wouldn't be the first sentence, right, right,
Speaker 2: it would be twenty five pages.
Speaker 1: Maybe, right, But it's a lot of build up to
Speaker 1: get there. Ah, But.
Speaker 2: No, man, That's why I think I like getting recommendations
Speaker 2: from people on books, because they'll give you a little
Speaker 2: tidbit and so you know what chaos is about to happen.
Speaker 2: A book series I'm reading now, I hadn't seen it
Speaker 2: a couple of times, and people are like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: about apocalypse, and you're like, okay, okay. And it wasn't
Speaker 2: till I was in the bookstore and this old lady
Speaker 2: came up to me in the bookstores. I'm looking for
Speaker 2: a book and she goes, this book series is insane
Speaker 2: and she's like seventy maybe, and she's like, it's insane.
Speaker 2: The meth lamas like she starts naming it, and I'm like, listen,
Speaker 2: this old broad so this Goodie two Shoes Freedom McFadden
Speaker 2: is going this is the book. I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: I'll give it a shot.
Speaker 1: I mean something then, And man, I was when I
Speaker 1: go to the library or a bookstory, I'm always like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, the number of books in here, and holy shit.
Speaker 2: People are like, I made it, my book.
Speaker 1: Got published, right, the authors out there yet and.
Speaker 2: You're just fucking walking by it, right. I think about
Speaker 2: that in home depot too. When you walk through home
Speaker 2: depot and there's so many things like you know, corkscrew,
Speaker 2: wizzy wig opener or whatever. These are all people who
Speaker 2: had an idea and or invention or created something and
Speaker 2: you're just walking by it like it's stupid as fuck.
Speaker 1: Right time, I need my fucking paint. Who needs a
Speaker 1: tipsy toper? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hey, great example, Yeah, great example of Like that's someone
Speaker 2: who created something and he just sits there and you
Speaker 2: just fucking right by it like it ain't a fucking thing.
Speaker 2: And someone's not in Lindsay's case, Mom's case, but it's
Speaker 2: like their hopes and dreams and like the retirement and
Speaker 2: feeding families and bank, yes is banking on it.
Speaker 1: Yep. I had a group of friends in middle school.
Speaker 1: The the ain't was Ainsley and Ashley and Aubrey Mayfield
Speaker 1: that's their last name. Their dad invented the Wayney roller.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. That is a cage
Speaker 1: on a broomstick that you put your waiters in and
Speaker 1: you roll it over the campfire and it cooks a
Speaker 1: hot into hot dogs. At one time, huh. And this
Speaker 1: was this was like in the early nineties. I don't
Speaker 1: even know if it's still a thing now, but it
Speaker 1: was sold in local hardware stores around newkirk Pauca City area,
Speaker 1: and yeah, that was. That was his claim to fame.
Speaker 1: He invented the Wienie roller.
Speaker 2: I'm looking to see what this because when I look
Speaker 2: up wienie roller, it just shows the thing you see
Speaker 2: in a convenience.
Speaker 1: Store, right exactly.
Speaker 3: No, that's not it.
Speaker 1: This is a fucking broomstick with a piece of chicken
Speaker 1: wire that made a little round cage. You stuff your
Speaker 1: hot dogs and chicken wire, roll it over the campfire.
Speaker 2: People that invent stuff like that, oh my god, the
Speaker 2: I think they are the absolute best because they get
Speaker 2: so excited and passionate about it. And even though it
Speaker 2: looks like a fucking chicken wire on a broomstick, like no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: we don't get it.
Speaker 1: You don't see the vision, people are going to be
Speaker 1: lining up to buy these things. Yeah, I'm sure they
Speaker 1: sold good in the early nineties there, But I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, dude, I don't see it as a thing, not anymore.
Speaker 1: No, that was that was again. That was thirty some
Speaker 1: years ago, So I doubt the weeny roller is still
Speaker 1: a thing. But I just know in my neck of
Speaker 1: the woods when I was growing up, that was that
Speaker 1: was that was big for them. For them.
Speaker 3: I see the Weenie roaster. Eh, it's uh yeah, fifty
Speaker 3: bucks and it it will put a whole pack on there.
Speaker 2: You know what's interesting is you can buy a mini
Speaker 2: hot dog roller bun steamer like in the for your house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, do you.
Speaker 2: Eat that many fucking hot dogs that you gotta have
Speaker 2: when it they're ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, They're good for parties and barbecues and botmtz
Speaker 1: vas and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Right, No, okay for a party. Couldn't you just rent
Speaker 2: that rather than buy one?
Speaker 4: Bro?
Speaker 1: It's like the.
Speaker 2: The uh popcorn machine people get put in their house.
Speaker 2: It's more of a pan in the as.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure, you can buy one of those that's just hot
Speaker 1: dogs for two hundred and seventy bucks. Whoa, yeah, so
Speaker 1: you can have hot dogs fucking tink like rolling around.
Speaker 1: Remember when the.
Speaker 3: Target's got one the Oscar Meyer hot dog roller and
Speaker 3: bun warmer for eighty bucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm looking at. That's what triggered the
Speaker 1: conversation to seventy Well no, yeah, so you got to
Speaker 1: look at.
Speaker 2: The top there's one that looks like a popcorn roller.
Speaker 2: This guests also viewed.
Speaker 1: And you can get that.
Speaker 2: Cooks up to six hot dogs easily move it around,
Speaker 2: thirteen inch spoke wheels and a convenient pool handle, don't
Speaker 2: I know it? Have a backyard barbecue. Oh bro, hey,
Speaker 2: come over to my house. We're gonna have a barbecue.
Speaker 2: And you show up and I wheeld this fucking contraption.
Speaker 3: Right, you may as well have a little circus in
Speaker 3: your backyard at that point.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, where's the ponent?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, we're just sitting around be ready about ten minutes.
Speaker 1: The only thing that would top that is if you
Speaker 1: had like the nacho cheese and chili machine.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, she would think that'd be better, right,
Speaker 2: I think that would be a better That could.
Speaker 1: Be a fun party, a convenience store party, right, just
Speaker 1: rent all those things. Yeah, a good idea. Yeah, turn
Speaker 1: on some music. You have a little convenience store, Get
Speaker 1: you some egg rolls and some tikitas or something soft surf,
Speaker 1: right exactly. Get your fountain drink.
Speaker 2: Sure, there are people that put those fountain drinks in
Speaker 2: their house like that. You can buy the stuff and
Speaker 2: have it installed like on the counter.
Speaker 1: Rights, Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: You gotta buy the syrup, the syrups like one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty bucks a box.
Speaker 1: If you like the Dougars or something like that. And
Speaker 1: we've got so many kids, sure.
Speaker 2: Right, but like for a family of four, it's just
Speaker 2: something like the what I saw. They just like diet
Speaker 2: coke or whatever.
Speaker 1: Okay, and so the I guess it does hit different.
Speaker 2: You gotta clean it, you know from you gotta clean it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every day, that is true. And them kids ain't
Speaker 1: going to clean it. Mom My clean it. It's dad's job.
Speaker 1: Or it breaks and you're out of co two. Fuck dad,
Speaker 1: you gotta replace it. You lift that heavy box up.
Speaker 1: You gotta punch the ship out of the box. Times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, isn't how stupid that is. But beer tap sounds
Speaker 2: like a great idea, but it's beer. It's okay, use
Speaker 2: it only on the weekends or not? Right, you show
Speaker 2: your friends. You don't show up your fountain drinks to
Speaker 2: your friend. You're like, look at my kegerade.
Speaker 1: You're not like what I got picked up from a
Speaker 1: convenience seven eleven that was closing the keys in it.
Speaker 1: Just turn it.
Speaker 2: It gets the kids out of it. When they don't
Speaker 2: fucking need it. Yeah, crony, how we do that? We're like,
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, the deviled egg story or not.
Speaker 2: Who's gonna eat seven tortillas? But you get nachos, man,
Speaker 2: you definitely are eating some tortillas.
Speaker 1: The goddamn right. I will not eat a dozen hard
Speaker 1: bowled eggs at one time, cut them in half a film.
Speaker 1: I'm for it right right.
Speaker 2: You probably could say you wouldn't be able to do
Speaker 2: it right, but if you put it in a hard
Speaker 2: boiled or a deviled egg.
Speaker 1: Format, easy, yeah, easily. Leill love this.
Speaker 2: Lindsay yesterday said she could eat ten hot dogs in
Speaker 2: a minute. I'm sorry, yeah, sorry, didn't mean to undermind you.
Speaker 1: Congratulations you takes you good. Ten hot dogs in ten minutes,
Speaker 1: she said. She said, no, buny, Oh yeah, that's totally you.
Speaker 1: You just no way, no way, right down, one right
Speaker 1: after another. I'll bet you're good.
Speaker 2: I bet you get to five and go holy fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you're probably right. I probably would. I'm
Speaker 3: probably overestrating myself. But if the if the Nathan hot
Speaker 3: dogs eating competition, he had sixty six or no, yeah,
Speaker 3: sixty six of them in ten minutes.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, eating a whole package of hot
Speaker 1: dogs and one sitting is he's not a problem.
Speaker 2: Say it like you're undermining the ability to do that,
Speaker 2: Like he didn't do a fucking thing like.
Speaker 1: I mean, so you, I just.
Speaker 3: Feel like if sixty six of them can be done,
Speaker 3: but I'm thirty eight can be done by a woman
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 2: To you, that sounds like they didn't do that much,
Speaker 2: like that was easy.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's easy, but.
Speaker 2: You're making a song. Anybody could fucking do it.
Speaker 3: Well, Yeah, I think anyone can do at least ten
Speaker 3: if they can do sixty six and thirty eight.
Speaker 1: But they're doing buns and Wayne, they just the things
Speaker 1: you're doing just straight wayner, Then that's not I can
Speaker 1: eat a package.
Speaker 2: I will.
Speaker 4: I have.
Speaker 1: I do eat an entire package of hot dogs by
Speaker 1: myself in one sitting.
Speaker 2: So you buy two packs of buns, Yeah, I'm a
Speaker 2: one maybe two hot dog guy.
Speaker 1: If i'm if if I'm doing it with the buns,
Speaker 1: you know, like a chili dog night or something I
Speaker 1: could probably I can and I think four is my limit, right,
Speaker 1: I put four on my plate, small them with chili,
Speaker 1: cheese and onions and that's but it's the bread that's
Speaker 1: so filling, exactly right. No, I just raw dog in it.
Speaker 1: Hook me up. I'm in no way Lindsey could do
Speaker 1: ten hot dogs, no bun. I think the only one
Speaker 1: way to find out.
Speaker 2: I know, I threatened her. I was going to do
Speaker 2: it today, but I ain't something else I wanted to do.
Speaker 1: Well, when we come back from vacation, maybe we can
Speaker 1: see if if any of us can gobble down ten Lizzen.
Speaker 2: I'm not out here fucking making it sound like thirty
Speaker 2: eight is a fucking magic trick. I think it's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I'll challenge you.
Speaker 2: We got yeah, ten minute times then, so well, hold on,
Speaker 2: she's with ten because the woman did thirty eight. Okay,
Speaker 2: so if she does, you've got to get hit a
Speaker 2: bigger number. Kill ten, double it, twenty.
Speaker 1: Twenty no buns, twenty waiters, no buns, and ten minute time. Okay.
Speaker 1: I think I think that could be done. I'll buy
Speaker 1: the hot dogs. I'll buy thirty fucking hot dogs. Are
Speaker 1: we cooking them? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm not eating raw hot dogs.
Speaker 2: They're cooked. They are already cooked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's that way. It's easier that way, just
Speaker 1: to slice open the package and fucking chestnut is warm.
Speaker 3: They're warm raw.
Speaker 2: Water, they are cooked meat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, gross, tastes good, it's gonna taste good.
Speaker 1: Don't taste good anyway. But I consider myself the winter
Speaker 1: on this one because she forfeits.
Speaker 2: I think, listen, you're only a winner if you do
Speaker 2: it right. If you don't do it, you are speaking
Speaker 2: out of your fucking ass.
Speaker 1: I'm in it. I'm in it. I seriously think ten minutes,
Speaker 1: two packages of hot dogs, no problem.
Speaker 2: What's an acceptable way to reheat.
Speaker 3: The wea microwave?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, that's fine, But bringing out a fucking grill
Speaker 2: in it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: But you know, look at these commercial dog warmers, these rollers.
Speaker 3: I kind of want wine.
Speaker 1: Of course you would, of course you would.
Speaker 3: You be such a consumer, you know, aren't we all?
Speaker 2: You know what I've seen online that I think totally
Speaker 2: fits your wheelhouse. Have you seen the self cooking machine
Speaker 2: where you just put the ingredients in this like it's
Speaker 2: pretty big, it's all at the size of the console here,
Speaker 2: and you put the ingredients in like a tub, B
Speaker 2: tub C tub and then it just you start it
Speaker 2: and it makes the fucking meal.
Speaker 3: What the hell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not cheap, but there's these people online
Speaker 2: that are making in the screen. Tell you go to
Speaker 2: the menu choices and like, oh, I'm gonna make whatever
Speaker 2: fucking chicken chili mac or whatever. And you put the
Speaker 2: chicken in here, and the noodles in here, and this
Speaker 2: in here, and then the machine grabs it and dumps
Speaker 2: it at the right time and stirs it. This lady
Speaker 2: puts the stuff together.
Speaker 1: And then she goes to softball, like oh wow, and
Speaker 1: comes home to a hot meal and people are just
Speaker 1: ripping her apart.
Speaker 2: That she's not a fucking woman, lazy lessie.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it just and she's like, I love it, hate me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She just keeps showing videos at her making food.
Speaker 1: It's so awesome.
Speaker 3: So it's like a glorified crock pot essentially.
Speaker 2: Except a crockpot you put everything in and hope it
Speaker 2: works out right.
Speaker 1: This is all separated.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to see what it's cooking. Fucking hilarious. I
Speaker 2: typed cookie machine and it showed me an oven. It's
Speaker 2: called a Pasha p o s h A and dinner.
Speaker 2: They sell it as it's a private robot chef that
Speaker 2: cooks delicious homemade meals while you do something else.
Speaker 3: The Pasha Cooking robot fifteen.
Speaker 2: Hundred dollars for a limited time. Holy yeah, but it's
Speaker 2: all you do is you don't do shit.
Speaker 1: You don't do shit.
Speaker 2: It's twenty it's two about two feet wide.
Speaker 1: God damn, it's like fucking god damn cappuccino machine. It does.
Speaker 2: But it has this you fell the spices. It does everything. Okay,
Speaker 2: it's pretty impressive. I don't want something that big of
Speaker 2: my goddamn counter. But but you don't ever have to cook.
Speaker 3: Your is my command, It says, I like fifty.
Speaker 1: Pounds putting it all together. I like mixing the ingredients.
Speaker 1: I like taking the time and slaving over the hot stove.
Speaker 2: Right, there's a reward there for me. And as the
Speaker 2: stirring mechanism, it has oil and water, so it puts
Speaker 2: it in there when.
Speaker 1: It needs it. Okay, Oh my goodness, it's.
Speaker 2: Impressive, right it is. It looks it looks cool.
Speaker 1: I just am not paying that much for it.
Speaker 3: No, uh uh.
Speaker 1: That is one thing you see and you're like, yeah, damn,
Speaker 1: everything started off but loving expensive. Think about this, like
Speaker 1: back in the day how much a flat screen TV
Speaker 1: used to cost. R right, you have to take out
Speaker 1: a second mortgage in order to get when that's decent,
Speaker 1: and now you pick them up for like two three
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. Big ass motherfucking TVs too, totally. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when uh I put one on my back patio,
Speaker 2: they were like, you need to get an outdoor TV.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'm not getting outdoor TV. I was.
Speaker 2: They're like, well it might get ruined. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'd rather that get ruined than spend two hundred dollars
Speaker 2: two thousand dollars for an outdoor TV. The image isn't good.
Speaker 2: I can't hear it because it's containing this fucking box
Speaker 2: thing and then it breaks.
Speaker 1: It already breaks. Yeah, yeah, just spend a couple hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Get your busy. Oh, go on about your bidness, dude.
Speaker 2: Oh in in right, Walmut Brand, Walmart brand.
Speaker 1: You're like, well, it isn't a good picture. I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck.
Speaker 2: You're outside, I'm drunk anyway, right, Who gives a ship
Speaker 2: if I can't see the lines. It's not a true
Speaker 2: green movie. Get fucking bent. You go to people's houses
Speaker 2: some screens are always different. That's one of my peeves
Speaker 2: about buying TVs. As you go to like a best
Speaker 2: Buy or whatever, you're like, look how vibrant is and
Speaker 2: then you get home and you're like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: I've been swindled? Yeah, real settings. You realize they have
Speaker 2: the fucking heat temperature turned all the way up. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so they get your attention, fucking get you. It's all
Speaker 2: a goddamn scam. All right, Oh that's all I got, Guys,
Speaker 2: got anything.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at this Pasha thing and and the recipes
Speaker 3: they don't really look great, the meals that are coming
Speaker 3: out of this thing. I'm like, I could do better
Speaker 3: for fifteen hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: But that's not the point.
Speaker 3: I know, it's not the point. The point is, so
Speaker 3: you can be lazy, exactly well, I can stay busy
Speaker 3: without the guilt.
Speaker 2: You complain about being having to cook all the time.
Speaker 2: I know, and this would be a solution to that.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: It's the point of you can stay busy without the guilt.
Speaker 1: I don't want to stay busy, I know, fucking relax already.
Speaker 2: I don't stay I don't know what that means, staying
Speaker 2: busy without the guilt. I don't feel well.
Speaker 3: Because you're so busy, you don't have time to cook dinner,
Speaker 3: and you feel and you feel bad.
Speaker 1: About it, like, yeah, you got sports, you got no
Speaker 1: fucking dances, and you're working too, got fucking hand jobs
Speaker 1: that you gotta give out right, Fuck man, Sorry, I
Speaker 1: can't give you a handy today. I gotta make dinner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, instead by yourself. The hot dog roller indoor grill
Speaker 3: for only one hundred and twenty bucks, and your kids
Speaker 3: can eat Glizzies whenever they want.
Speaker 1: That's what.
Speaker 2: There's no way that those buns stay right. They drive
Speaker 2: out super fast. Oh yeah, I'm not a big bun.
Speaker 2: Steamed bunon kind of man. Grilled bun, steam bun.
Speaker 3: I like that too.
Speaker 1: Grilled is the way to go. You have to toast
Speaker 1: your buns on the grill.
Speaker 2: You want to get fucking crazy. You want to get
Speaker 2: boogie gimpe next time you do. Brought buy special brought.
Speaker 1: Bunts, the ones that are sliced on top.
Speaker 2: No that you have to buy them in the deli section.
Speaker 2: They usually buy the deli meats.
Speaker 1: Really, oh my god, so special bun.
Speaker 2: They're just not made with super cheap ingredients.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but they're so good. If you buy
Speaker 2: Broughts at Sea they have the best buns and you
Speaker 2: warm them put them, Oh my gosh, that wildly good.
Speaker 1: I'll take your word for it. Then, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you know this Wiener buns.
Speaker 2: If you have the wrong bun, the yeah, it can
Speaker 2: ruin your Wiener.
Speaker 1: It will never be the same.
Speaker 2: Now, all right, you guys have a great week.
Speaker 3: See