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Speaker 1: Second spot.

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Speaker 2: The Johnson Wax Program with Fever McGhee and Molly. The

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makers of Johnson's Wax for Homeland Industry present Fever McGee

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and Molly, written by Don Quinn and Phil Leslie, with

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music by The King's Men and Billy Mills Orchestra. The

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holiday season is a time when you want your home

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as bright and cheerful as you can make it. It's

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a time that proves as much as any other the

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value of protective wax housekeeping. If your floors, furniture and

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woodwork have been waxed regularly with Johnson's Wax, then it's

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a very easy matter to put on the finishing touches

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and have that richly polished kind of home that everyone admires.

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There are many accessories from one end of the house

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to the other that you can protect and beautify with

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Johnson's wax, either paste, liquid or cream your window hills,

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for example, picture frames, ornaments, lampshades, Venetian blinds, refrigerator well,

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many of you know the list as well as I.

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When you wax all these surfaces, you protect them because

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the wax itself takes the wear and the surface underneath

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is safe. When you go over your house tomorrow try

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out several of these extra uses for Johnson's wax. Three

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of the most curious things in the world are the gyroscope,

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the pyramids, and the Squire seventy nine wistful vista. And

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if you don't think he's curious, get a load of him.

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Sneaking a peek into the hall closet as we join

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Fibber McGhee and Bally.

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Speaker 1: Loyal boil boy, o boy. Look at all these Christmas

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presents from Molly to Fiber with love to Fiber, from

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Molly with best wishes to the best husband the woman

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ever had. I wonder who that's for. I thought I

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was the only husband here ever. Oh well, Oh, an envelope,

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do not open before Christmas. Mm looks like it might

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be a war bond. Mm.

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Speaker 3: Hm.

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Speaker 1: Flap isn't sealed. Very tired either. If somebody's thumb ever,

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get never got caught in there and flip open my eyes.

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Oh my goodness, it did it? Maybe she didn't even

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mean to seal it. And if I ain't see it,

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I suppose it's okay to read it. My dear husband,

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Get out of this hall closet and stop snooping. I

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like that to think she'd think that I'd think of

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stooping to snoop?

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Speaker 3: Didn't you know the gee?

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Speaker 1: Where are you caught me?

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Speaker 4: Act?

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Speaker 1: I better put this stuff back in her past? This

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must be the new belt I've been hunting. I've been

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hitting about it. I hope this is a fountain ben.

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If this isn't a sweater off?

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Speaker 3: Where are you?

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Speaker 4: What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the door close on the hall closet. Molly,

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it's so full of stuff it's sprung open. Ah ha,

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I got it. That was quick thinking, Migie, old man.

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If she ever caught you doing that stuff, r I've

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read it. I gotta straighten out that closet right after Christmas?

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Speaker 4: What goes on here? I told you to stay away

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from that hall closet. You're much too snoopy.

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Speaker 1: Why Molly do you mean to stand there in one

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of the best looking house dresses I ever saw and

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accuse your own husband by marriage of snoopy?

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Speaker 4: Ah, deary, you can pump up more phony indignation than

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Donald does. Now, get all that stuff put back in

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the closet. No, you better let me do it.

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Speaker 1: Something in there you don't want me to see baby.

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Speaker 4: Well, if there was and I didn't, then you already had.

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What's the difference.

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Speaker 1: I didn't unwrap a thing, I never even shook anything.

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Only thing that even aroused my curiosity is that big

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white package with the blue ribbon on it.

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Speaker 4: I don't remember any big white package with any blue.

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McGee stopped peering over my show. Go read the paper. Okay, Oh,

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hello Anna missus McGhee.

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Speaker 5: Hi am mister McGee.

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Speaker 1: Hi Alice, Hey, what'd you do to your hair?

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Speaker 4: Well, she's just wearing it differently. McGee himself here's getting

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very observant with Christmas coming on, Alice. Ordinarily you could

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wear your scalful of neon lights and he's never noticed.

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Speaker 5: You like my hair with the buns over the ears,

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mister McGhee, Yes.

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Speaker 1: I do, kid. I like the buns over the ears

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much better than that old sweet roll on top or

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that apple strudle you used to have falling down in back.

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Speaker 5: My hairdresser says, they're wearing it this way in Paris.

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Speaker 4: Now it's a nice hair do, Alice. What do they

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call us.

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Speaker 5: Hair hitler because it's more trouble than it's worth.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I think so too, you got your Christmas creepers.

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Speaker 5: I thought I had, mister McGee, but now I'm as

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confused as a kangaroo with a pickpocket's convention.

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Speaker 4: Why dear well, I had a.

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Speaker 5: Terrific billfold for Harold, but I had to change the

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tag to Ronnie because I'm giving Ronnie's toufflings to Rick

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to take the place of rick cigarette lighter, because I

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quick had to give the lighter to Jimmy when he

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showed up here last night with a simply super pair

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of earrings for me.

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Speaker 1: That is a little complicated, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: That's like the year when McGee gave me nothing but

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napkins and handkerchiefs, pillow cases and tablecloths for Christmas. He

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took the laundry list down Thomas though the shopping loot. Well, Gee, Alice,

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we're not doing very much for Christmas this year. The

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Treasury Department had beat Santa Claus down the chimney.

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Speaker 5: Well. I told all the boys not to spend their

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money foolishly on things for me this year. I told

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them all to take whatever money they intended to spend

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on me and put it in war bonds.

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Speaker 1: Good for you, Ellis use the boy's dough to back

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up the dough boys.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, I just assumed they gave me war bonds as

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anything else. Well, I've got to get back to the

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post self. Let's goodbye.

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Speaker 1: There's a girl who has her heart in the right

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place on her sleeves. I don't know.

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Speaker 4: She's a lot like I was when I was a girl, McGhee,

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except that she has twenty boyfriends and I just had you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Well that wasn't because you were unpopular, Snookie. That

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was because there was an ugly rumor around Peoria that

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McGee had put a bear trap in Molly Driscoll's port swim.

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Speaker 4: That was more than a rumors.

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Speaker 1: Sweethearts.

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Speaker 4: For fifteen years after that, my father never sat down

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without first slapping the chair with his cane. Now, listen,

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go away while I get this stuff back in the closet.

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Speaker 1: How about that white package, just the blue ribbon movement.

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Speaker 4: McGhee, I swear I know absolutely nothing about that.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't kid me, would you?

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Speaker 4: After all?

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Speaker 1: When mysterious packages are hid away in the closet happen

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the days? What was that my belt? It busted? Remember

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how I've been telling you my belt was on its flash.

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Speaker 4: Well it's a funny place to wear a belt. I

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do remember your mentioning it several times.

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Speaker 1: Looked awful too, supposed to have been genuine calf. But

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I'll bet a cookie it's mother was a paper mill.

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Speaker 6: Dog.

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Speaker 1: Gone up my last belt too. Oh well, I can

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wear a neck tire on my waist so I can

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get down town by a new one.

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Speaker 4: All right, dearie, all right, you win here? Open this package?

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Speaker 1: Why this is a Christmas package? See, I shouldn't open

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this till Christmas?

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Speaker 4: Open it?

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Speaker 1: Well? Okay, well forty and no a new belt. Well,

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I'll be a monkey's uncle. If this isn't a coincidence,

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remember me to your nephew, and with my initials on

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the buckle. Oh this is a beauty molly.

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Speaker 4: Thanks ever, someone don't mention it, and merry Christmas. First installment.

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Speaker 1: My gosh, this is really unexpected.

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Speaker 4: Well it shouldn't be the way you've been talking about

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a new belt the last few weeks. You should have

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taken out a hinting license.

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Speaker 1: Here, throw this old one away with all right, I'll

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put it in.

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Speaker 4: Why this is strange?

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Speaker 3: Huh?

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Speaker 4: Looks like it had been cut halfway through Oh, well,

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I've had a very sharp appetite lately in my way,

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So come in. Hello Molly, Hello Gary, Hello doctor Gamble.

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Speaker 1: Hi you big front man for the Stork Club. Why

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call me Gary? You finally agree with me that I

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look like Cooper? Oh that's just my abbreviation for garylous.

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Speaker 4: Why doctor McGhee is not garrlets, I should say not.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been out with a girl since I married Molly. Yes, yes,

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I know.

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Speaker 7: You two are the living exhibit a for the scientific

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theory of the attraction of opposites.

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Speaker 1: Molly is so good looking and sweet and quiet, and

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I'm yes, indeed in spades. Say what's all this Christmas

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stuff around here? Even unwrapping a present? McGee?

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Speaker 4: Well, he just broke his belt, doctor, and as long

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as I was giving him one for Christmas, I thought

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he might as well have it down.

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Speaker 7: Beauty in it, Doc, real pigskin. I shall not descend

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to any of the obvious retorts. My boy, it is

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a very handsome hunk of haberdash y. But aren't you

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a little ashamed of accepting you gifts?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: According to my calendar, it's several days until Christmas.

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Speaker 4: I was just trying to keep up his spirits and

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his pants for the next week.

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Speaker 1: Don't what do you use for a calendar, doc? Cut

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a notch in a patient for each day of the week. No, no,

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I just glanced in the mirror.

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Speaker 7: If I seem to have aged ten years, I know

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another day is crept by.

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Speaker 4: You know you want to go away for a good

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long rest, doctor, someplace where you can't get near a telephone,

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like any drugstore.

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Speaker 7: Don't think I wouldn't love it, my dear, But I've

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got to stick around for the Christmas rush.

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Speaker 1: What Christmas rush? You're running a black market in pink pills. No, no,

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but us cowtown pastors expect certain seasonal phenomena about this

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time of year, like kids swallowing.

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Speaker 7: Christmas free ornaments, selfish little animals that they are an

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ornament so hard to get.

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Speaker 1: And then two. Digital callosity is almost an annual epidemic.

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Speaker 4: Heavenly ds, what on earth is digital calosity?

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Speaker 7: Callous is on the fingers from people rubbing them over

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greeting cards to see if they're really engraved.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's nice. Have you dropped in, doctor, particularly without

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Megee's starting an argument VideA, No, just a darn minute.

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Speaker 1: Boom starts all the arguing with whom Doc always starts them,

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not me.

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Speaker 7: Oh now, don't give us that little, sir decibel. You're

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as bad tempered as a dime store jack knife, and

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you know it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know any such a dirty thing because you

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always start snarling at me with your big fat teeth.

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Don't mean I got a bad temper? Why you peripatetic,

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little biological aberration.

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Speaker 4: You have the.

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Speaker 7: Neurological reactions of a schizophrenic proclodyte.

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Speaker 1: Kings X.

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Speaker 4: What do you mean, kings X?

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Speaker 1: Doc don't play fair. I don't know what he's talking about.

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It Well, i'll call it offull. I look up some

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one syllable words McGee. Any Way, I gotta get back

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to my office. It's probably full of expecting father.

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Speaker 7: Yes, they expect me to tell them beforehand whether to

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have the nursery decorated in pink or blue.

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Speaker 1: What do you tell him, Doc? I give him an

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evasive answer. I tell him to go fry a pig,

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merry Christmas Poe.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, doctor, saying to you, isn't he your sweeth

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old character? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Great guy. It was a great loss to medicine when

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he started studying it.

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Speaker 4: What a patient he'd have been, say, I wonder if

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it was he who send us the big white package

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with the blue ribbon on it?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding? You don't have to play coil with me, tootsy.

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I wasn't born yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Well you might as well have been. You're so changeable. McGee.

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You'll go away someplace while I straighten up this clock

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over the.

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Speaker 1: Crane's dug store. I gotta buy a new fountain pin.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, me, Gee, don't do that.

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Speaker 3: Huh why not?

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Speaker 4: Well? I I was, well, why do you need a

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new fountain pin just this minute? Can't you use your

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old one?

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Speaker 8: My old one?

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Speaker 1: I only got one?

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, well, what's the matter with it?

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Speaker 1: Well, the point is pigeon toed writes two lines instead

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of one. But maybe when I registered with it at

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a hotel last summer, the clerk looks at my signature

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and says, you, gentlemen want twin beds. You go ahead

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and fix the closet. Kid, I'll run over to Cramer's.

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Speaker 4: Oh dear, you win again. Gee, here open this package?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean go?

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Speaker 4: I had to open it?

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, well, I'll be a new fountain pan Gee,

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thanks kid, Oh this is wonderful.

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Speaker 4: Merry Christmas. Second installment.

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Speaker 1: Boy, this is a wonderful pen, just the kind I

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wanted to and just when I needed it. Why you

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could knock me over with a feather, Molly, I never

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dreamed of.

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Speaker 3: Hey, what are you looking for?

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Speaker 1: A fan r I know, wangled ab.

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Speaker 4: Don't bother me. Mcgaine. I've almost got his flat trackened

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up again.

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Speaker 1: That big white package with the blue ribbon on it.

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Does it gurgle for a rattle or squeek or anything?

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Speaker 4: Well, I haven't touched it. Somebody around here has got

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to keep his curiosity under control. And as long as

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there's only two of us, it looks like I'm elected.

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Speaker 1: Hey, this is a wonderful pen you gave me, Momy

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you like it? It's marbles. Only one thing wrong with

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it that I can see, My goodness, what's that? I

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just worked a crossword puzzle with it and it don't

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spell very good that that? Oh wow, I'm really quite

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grundled with it.

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Speaker 4: You mean disgruntled.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm very happy. It's the finest pen.

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Speaker 4: I Hello, hello there, mister WILCOI alright, waxy old man.

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Speaker 1: How do you like the new belt Molly give me

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for Christmas?

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's beautiful. But our two folks a little previous

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with your Christmas presents.

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Speaker 4: Well, he was getting so snoopy, mister Wilcox. I just

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had to give him a belt one way or another,

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so it's easy way.

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Speaker 1: Look, she give me a bottain pen too. Ain't that

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a darb writes ten thousand words without feelings? I don't

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know how many? Right when I fill it?

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Speaker 9: Won't you get it?

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Speaker 1: Kids? I says it?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 4: Funny?

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Speaker 1: I thought I had a kind of a funny change.

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You like the pen, Junior.

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Speaker 2: It's very handsome, pal, but better get your name Engrave.

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Donnough's be ashamed to lose an ice pen like that.

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Speaker 4: Well, I couldn't get it in Grave till after Christmas,

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mister Wilcox. I took it to seven different jewelers too.

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Speaker 1: Gee, did you really, mom?

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Speaker 4: Yes, and I got quite an inferiority complex, leaning over

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eighty thousand dollars worth of diamond necklaces trying to get

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a three dollars job of engraving done.

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Speaker 2: Well, Gee, you should have taken it to my cousin,

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Big Bill Wilcox on Oak Street, Molly, one of the

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finest engravers in the country.

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Speaker 1: I thought all the really grat engravers were working for

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the government. Waxee.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 2: He used to in Washington, no Leavenworth. That's why they

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call him Big Bill. He got caught making twenties out

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of sevens.

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Speaker 1: They put him to work making little ones out of

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big ones. For making big ones out of little ones.

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Speaker 2: Eh, he's a terrific engraver, though he's a well here,

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wait a minute, here, take a look at this common,

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ordinary little pen.

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Speaker 1: What about it?

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Speaker 2: Well, look at the head of it.

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Speaker 1: I just scratched up. There's junr ha ha.

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Speaker 2: Look at it through this magnifying glass, which I just

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happened to have with me.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, heavenly days, isn't it marvelus?

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Speaker 1: Let me look at it. Well, I'm the son of

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a gun. What's to say, Junior? Can't quite read it?

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A lot in glasses.

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Speaker 2: It says, you don't have to be sharp as a

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pin to know that Johnson's self polishing glow coat is

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the finest beauty fire and protect your linoleum.

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Speaker 4: Imagine writing all that on the head of a pin.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's more than that. It says, if you're stuck

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with faded warlanoleum. Bring it back to life and duty

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with Johnson's glow coat to polish the chimes as it dries.

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Speaker 1: My gosh, he is quite an engraver, isn't he waxy?

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Speaker 3: Well? You know.

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Speaker 2: The funny part of it is it only took him

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twenty minutes or less to do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's too much.

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Speaker 2: Same length of time it takes or glos were glow

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coats to dry to a mirror light finish on your linoleum. Now,

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wasn't that a coincidence?

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Speaker 4: Amazing? Dere Let me put the pin back in your lapel,

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mister Wilcox. I'm afraid it might get lost.

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Speaker 1: Wouch. Oh, I'm sorry. It's your story, Junior, and you

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got stuck with.

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Speaker 4: Well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, let me thank you about pettantole.

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Speaker 2: I'll have big bill and grave it for you.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, mister Willcox.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, Junior, I'll mention it.

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Speaker 2: I'll have it back Friday.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: I isn't he a sweethel? Oh no, that's doctor Gamble.

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Speaker 1: Look, Molly, no kidding. That big white package with a

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blue ribbon on it is that for me?

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Speaker 4: I don't know a thing about it. McGee crush your

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heart crossed my heart?

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, somebody must have. Hey, maybe Bulah put

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it there?

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Speaker 4: Oh, Beulah, Hey, Beulah, you call me miss McGee?

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Speaker 1: Why should I? You never call me Beulah?

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Speaker 4: Mister McGee wanted to know about this big white package

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with a blue ribbon on a bula.

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Speaker 1: Did you put it in the closset here, Beulah?

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Speaker 9: No, so that package is a complete stranger than me.

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Speaker 4: Well that's strange. Oh well, we'll find out when we

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open it at Christmas time. Have you got on your

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shopping Doneulah?

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Speaker 9: Yes, ma'am predicaler, Oh my god, less to get stuff on?

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Speaker 4: It's Papa Iras iras, who's Irah?

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Speaker 6: Here's no one and on this s.

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Speaker 4: At least at least he's one of the feume far between.

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Speaker 1: Ivan.

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Speaker 4: He's a fd I man, Oh, heavenly days, Federal Bureau

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of Investigation. No man, friendly but ignorant.

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Speaker 1: What does he do, Beulah?

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Speaker 9: His insures, ma'am so y'all he specialized in lice insurance

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with double indignity.

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Speaker 4: Indemnity.

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Speaker 1: Yes, only he may have to give it up on

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a kound of a greeting card he got this morning

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on account of a greeting card.

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Speaker 4: Yes, he says from the President of the United States

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greeting What did President's status Viula five nine and a.

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Speaker 9: Half in his soft man?

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Speaker 1: How did he classify?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: I classify him as ready and willims.

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Speaker 9: So he's suffered with flat feet and the stigmatists.

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Speaker 4: Kiddom, Oh, yes, tis ma'am.

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Speaker 9: He's so short sighted he don't know his best friend

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to cross the taffy pool.

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Speaker 1: Well, they don't pull taffy in the army anyway, Beulah,

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He'll be okay if you can see well enough to

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pull a sergeant's leg.

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Speaker 9: That's what I.

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Speaker 4: Love that.

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Speaker 9: Man.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Molly, I think we all open up that package.

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I think it must have been delivered by mistake.

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Speaker 4: Thee there's no tag on it or anything.

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Speaker 1: You think, Well, I don't. Yes, I think we are

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one side. Baby. I'll soon saw this miss well.

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Speaker 4: Heavenly days. It's a beautiful neglige.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what's oi was?

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Speaker 4: Oh my?

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Speaker 1: That was my present for you, baby. I bought it

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a month ago and forgot all about it. If I

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ain't the dumbest.

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Speaker 4: Autonomic gee, I think it's lovely and just what I wanted.

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Is promote. Oh now, come in high mister well already,

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who's all ready for what?

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Speaker 10: Kenny and Johnny and Buddy and ready and me, we're

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all ready to sing.

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Speaker 8: Come on in here, folks.

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Speaker 1: Three years ago Ken Darby of Our King's Men wrote

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for our Christmas Show an original musical setting for the poem.

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It was the night before Christmas. Everyone seemed to like

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it so well that we've been asked to do it

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ever Christmas since, and we're glad to do it again tonight.

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Speaker 10: Okay, mister McGee, go on, sit down now, you and

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miss McGee sit in a circle. You shit at the

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pan of Kenny. Ready, everybody go on.

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Speaker 4: Anna two and a three.

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Speaker 10: Was the nine before Christmas, and all.

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Speaker 2: Through the.

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Speaker 10: Nacreach was showing that even.

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Speaker 4: Why did jim me with.

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Speaker 10: You group that sting with.

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Speaker 6: The child and weren't messled all snug in their weed and.

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Speaker 1: Wild?

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Speaker 6: They just some sugar long stands him there we mama

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is her curl and die and like that.

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Speaker 1: Just settled.

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Speaker 3: Sorrow at sets the matter all way to the window

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look like a storm the shutters over the time. What

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to my wondering I should have here? About a minute?

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Speaker 8: You say, and the tiny ray there, whether they are

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long guy or.

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Speaker 3: So lively infective. I knew right away that it must

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be saying nigh one loading perform his head too. His

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foot bull sandle was covered. But that's just said supple.

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I drew in my head and was turning around. But

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down the chimney he came with a ball.

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Speaker 10: His eyes have a trinkle, his dimble sound merry.

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Speaker 11: His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry.

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He's young little mom was down up like a boat.

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The beard on his chin wednesdays like as that's down.

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Speaker 8: The stun bothering long pipe he held tied in his

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seat and spoke why around and around and around his

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head like a reason. He was humming at fus all right,

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johny Johnny old help.

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Speaker 3: Sada la handle lat padlaft where song inspired myself? He

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had a rock face and can around telling.

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Speaker 8: That shout why land.

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Speaker 12: Mam all mona kelly what he gave me awake of

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his eyes and the face of his hand.

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Speaker 3: A chuckle la smiling knew all while had not childress.

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Speaker 9: He smoked all over, but went straight to his work

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and fill all spoy fine with a jerk o.

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Speaker 12: Laking a the angle, a.

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Speaker 8: Side of his morse, and giving a lot of the

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chimney ell.

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Speaker 12: He spent the same.

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Speaker 3: Miste game as holl and a made helpf.

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Speaker 12: I'm worn, exclaim any God, the Christmas cow, and as

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the night.

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Speaker 1: After Christmas, and all through the hose, not the creature, mister.

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Speaker 9: Not even the mo.

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Speaker 3: The presents are shattered and walking. I see, and Saint

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Nicholas won't come again.

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Speaker 8: For let you all mim, every little Boga.

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Speaker 4: Monstans and the.

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Speaker 8: Little mom, I her coach, and I in my cap.

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Speaker 4: I settled at last for a long.

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Speaker 1: Wais, ladies and gentlemen. Two thousand years ago a star

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shone over Bethlehem to light the way to peace and

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goodwill on earth. Tonight that star is reflected in the

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windows of millions of your homes.

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Speaker 4: So our Christmas wish to all of you is that

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the men and women who have gone out to fulfill

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the promise of that symbol may soon return mission accomplished.

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Speaker 1: Night, Good night, all.

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Speaker 3: Exclaim all.

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Speaker 8: Christmas.

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Speaker 1: This is the National Broadcasting Company

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