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Speaker 2: All right, Let's begin with this Jeff Ross comedian, Jeff Ross,
Speaker 2: the Roastmaster. A lot of you know who Jeff is. Right.
Speaker 2: He can deliver a powerful verbal punch, that is for sure.
Speaker 2: We have seen that over the years. But guess what
Speaker 2: he takes as good as he gives. In fact, sharing
Speaker 2: a story this week the roast Master talking about his
Speaker 2: cancer diagnosis, which he received from his oncologist. Very reminiscent
Speaker 2: of being roasted roasted by your own oncologist. Jeff, diagnosed
Speaker 2: with colon cancer, needed surgery, and he appreciated how the
Speaker 2: doctor broke the news. He says, quote, my oncologist was like, Jeff,
Speaker 2: the good news and bad news. The bad news is
Speaker 2: you're gonna need six months a chemo. The good news
Speaker 2: is you lost your hair a long time ago. Jeff
Speaker 2: went on to say that he ultimately had seven inches
Speaker 2: of his colon removed, went through the treatment. He says,
Speaker 2: now I'm fine and I have a semi colon true
Speaker 2: a fashion. Hey in there, brother, what else we got here?
Speaker 2: Let's go to Iowa. Lussi, Iowa. Woman there has been
Speaker 2: arrested well for several different things. Twenty one year old
Speaker 2: Brianna Laird was up at all hours this past Monday.
Speaker 2: About four four thirty in the morning, police responded to
Speaker 2: a call receiving several reports of a nude female burning
Speaker 2: American flags. They found the twenty one year old undressed
Speaker 2: from the waist down. Yes, she just had a shirt on,
Speaker 2: no pants, had a flag tied around her head, and
Speaker 2: she gave deputies a false name before hitting a deputy
Speaker 2: in the face when he attempted to arrest her. She
Speaker 2: was eventually placed in a handcuffed and put in the
Speaker 2: back seat of a patrol car, at which time she
Speaker 2: tried to kick the deputy again. She had confessed to
Speaker 2: stealing a bunch of flags from around the city of Bussy, Iowa,
Speaker 2: and setting them on fire. She didn't really give a
Speaker 2: reason for why she was burning the flags, much less
Speaker 2: why she did not have pants on. Perhaps the antics
Speaker 2: can be explained by the drug paraphernalia was also found
Speaker 2: in her possession. All right, oh, listen to this. We
Speaker 2: got sausage wars here, folks. Minnesota's Hormel Brands is suing
Speaker 2: Wisconsin's Johnsonville over trade secrets. Stolen trade secrets, So a
Speaker 2: former employee at the Minnesota based Hormel emailed recipes and
Speaker 2: proprietary information to his own personal account before crossing the
Speaker 2: street to join the enemy brought maker Johnsonville. Yes that
Speaker 2: that former employee is accused of making off with top
Speaker 2: secret sausage recipes from Hormel and supposedly spilling the beans
Speaker 2: to his new employers, Johnsonville. But that's not the extent
Speaker 2: of it. The lawsuit also contends that this particular fella
Speaker 2: here also engaged in actively trying to poach other horror
Speaker 2: Mel employees to cross the street and join him, join
Speaker 2: him for greener pastors at Johnsonville. I guess never really
Speaker 2: stopped to think about how he did this competition be.
Speaker 2: But this article, it's great. It goes into all sorts
Speaker 2: of specifics about how competitive the sausage sector manufacturing industry speak.
Speaker 2: Are you loyal to a particular sausage or do you
Speaker 2: just buy what's on sale? I just buy whatever's on sale.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Get me wrong, Both these companies have
Speaker 2: fine products in their own rights. But you know, for me,
Speaker 2: it's coming down to price point. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: really get caught up in the behind the scenes, you
Speaker 2: know politics of who has whose recipe or who stole
Speaker 2: whose employee. It's give me a good, fair price sausage.
Speaker 2: We're good to go. Sausage wars and man, do I
Speaker 2: wish taco is here for this story. Those of you
Speaker 2: who are longtime listeners undoubtedly fully versed on the concept
Speaker 2: of b WO, which stands for Bob World Order years ago.
Speaker 2: Both he and I continue to express outrage over these
Speaker 2: packs of shoplifters that will just ransacks stores and make
Speaker 2: off with thousands of dollars worth of goods unpaid for
Speaker 2: and thus ultimately costing not only the retailers but us
Speaker 2: the other their consumers who pay more money right shoplifting.
Speaker 2: It's a huge problem. So Bob one day, just on
Speaker 2: the fly, being Bob, floated the idea of Bob World
Speaker 2: Order severe penalties for shoplifting, and his suggestion and again
Speaker 2: this is just theoretical, just trying to make a point,
Speaker 2: and I always try to do a disclaimer. We don't
Speaker 2: mean this literally, but we're just trying to make the point.
Speaker 2: Bob was like, all retailers should be permitted to have
Speaker 2: a armed guard with automatic weapons who are fully licensed
Speaker 2: and okay to s or mow down shoplifters at the
Speaker 2: knee caps, not kill them, just render them to a
Speaker 2: wheelchair to serve as a example of what not to do.
Speaker 2: All right, So that's Bob World Order. Then came the
Speaker 2: stickers and the koozies and all that in the frenzy. Now,
Speaker 2: perhaps we've got a new extension of BW Bob World Order,
Speaker 2: We go to New Orleans, Orland's police have launched an
Speaker 2: investigation after a man accused of shoplifting. Okay, police get
Speaker 2: called out, hey, we got a shoplifter here and he's fleeing.
Speaker 2: Cops arrive, they spot the dude. He's running from them,
Speaker 2: and while running from them for reasons only known to him,
Speaker 2: begins to stab himself in the neck with two different knives.
Speaker 2: So he's running down the street trying to get away
Speaker 2: from the cops, accused of shoplifting.
Speaker 3: He's got a knife in each hand and he's jabbing
Speaker 3: himself in both sides of the neck, and the cops
Speaker 3: are like, holy crap, we gotta start. So he tases
Speaker 3: the sum bitch in an effort to get to stop
Speaker 3: stabbing himself. The tasing stopped the guy. He fell to
Speaker 3: the ground, but it was too late. He died as
Speaker 3: a result of his injuries self inflicted.
Speaker 2: BWO. I just throw that out there as a possibility.
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