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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let you a taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R. But your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Hey, before we get an idiotology, just another

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<v Speaker 1>Union featured band this morning, Limp Biscuit. Tell me which

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<v Speaker 1>Taco is off today, by the way, if you're just

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<v Speaker 1>joining us, he'll be back on Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Let's begin with this Jeff Ross comedian, Jeff Ross,

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<v Speaker 2>the Roastmaster. A lot of you know who Jeff is. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>He can deliver a powerful verbal punch, that is for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>We have seen that over the years. But guess what

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<v Speaker 2>he takes as good as he gives. In fact, sharing

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<v Speaker 2>a story this week the roast Master talking about his

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<v Speaker 2>cancer diagnosis, which he received from his oncologist. Very reminiscent

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<v Speaker 2>of being roasted roasted by your own oncologist. Jeff, diagnosed

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<v Speaker 2>with colon cancer, needed surgery, and he appreciated how the

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<v Speaker 2>doctor broke the news. He says, quote, my oncologist was like, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 2>the good news and bad news. The bad news is

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna need six months a chemo. The good news

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<v Speaker 2>is you lost your hair a long time ago. Jeff

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<v Speaker 2>went on to say that he ultimately had seven inches

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<v Speaker 2>of his colon removed, went through the treatment. He says,

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<v Speaker 2>now I'm fine and I have a semi colon true

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<v Speaker 2>a fashion. Hey in there, brother, what else we got here?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Iowa. Lussi, Iowa. Woman there has been

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<v Speaker 2>arrested well for several different things. Twenty one year old

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<v Speaker 2>Brianna Laird was up at all hours this past Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>About four four thirty in the morning, police responded to

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<v Speaker 2>a call receiving several reports of a nude female burning

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<v Speaker 2>American flags. They found the twenty one year old undressed

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<v Speaker 2>from the waist down. Yes, she just had a shirt on,

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<v Speaker 2>no pants, had a flag tied around her head, and

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<v Speaker 2>she gave deputies a false name before hitting a deputy

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<v Speaker 2>in the face when he attempted to arrest her. She

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<v Speaker 2>was eventually placed in a handcuffed and put in the

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<v Speaker 2>back seat of a patrol car, at which time she

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<v Speaker 2>tried to kick the deputy again. She had confessed to

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<v Speaker 2>stealing a bunch of flags from around the city of Bussy, Iowa,

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<v Speaker 2>and setting them on fire. She didn't really give a

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<v Speaker 2>reason for why she was burning the flags, much less

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<v Speaker 2>why she did not have pants on. Perhaps the antics

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<v Speaker 2>can be explained by the drug paraphernalia was also found

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<v Speaker 2>in her possession. All right, oh, listen to this. We

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<v Speaker 2>got sausage wars here, folks. Minnesota's Hormel Brands is suing

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<v Speaker 2>Wisconsin's Johnsonville over trade secrets. Stolen trade secrets, So a

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<v Speaker 2>former employee at the Minnesota based Hormel emailed recipes and

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<v Speaker 2>proprietary information to his own personal account before crossing the

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<v Speaker 2>street to join the enemy brought maker Johnsonville. Yes that

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<v Speaker 2>that former employee is accused of making off with top

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<v Speaker 2>secret sausage recipes from Hormel and supposedly spilling the beans

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<v Speaker 2>to his new employers, Johnsonville. But that's not the extent

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<v Speaker 2>of it. The lawsuit also contends that this particular fella

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<v Speaker 2>here also engaged in actively trying to poach other horror

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<v Speaker 2>Mel employees to cross the street and join him, join

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<v Speaker 2>him for greener pastors at Johnsonville. I guess never really

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<v Speaker 2>stopped to think about how he did this competition be.

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<v Speaker 2>But this article, it's great. It goes into all sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of specifics about how competitive the sausage sector manufacturing industry speak.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you loyal to a particular sausage or do you

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<v Speaker 2>just buy what's on sale? I just buy whatever's on sale.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Get me wrong, Both these companies have

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<v Speaker 2>fine products in their own rights. But you know, for me,

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<v Speaker 2>it's coming down to price point. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>really get caught up in the behind the scenes, you

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<v Speaker 2>know politics of who has whose recipe or who stole

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<v Speaker 2>whose employee. It's give me a good, fair price sausage.

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<v Speaker 2>We're good to go. Sausage wars and man, do I

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<v Speaker 2>wish taco is here for this story. Those of you

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<v Speaker 2>who are longtime listeners undoubtedly fully versed on the concept

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<v Speaker 2>of b WO, which stands for Bob World Order years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Both he and I continue to express outrage over these

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<v Speaker 2>packs of shoplifters that will just ransacks stores and make

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<v Speaker 2>off with thousands of dollars worth of goods unpaid for

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<v Speaker 2>and thus ultimately costing not only the retailers but us

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<v Speaker 2>the other their consumers who pay more money right shoplifting.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a huge problem. So Bob one day, just on

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<v Speaker 2>the fly, being Bob, floated the idea of Bob World

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<v Speaker 2>Order severe penalties for shoplifting, and his suggestion and again

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<v Speaker 2>this is just theoretical, just trying to make a point,

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<v Speaker 2>and I always try to do a disclaimer. We don't

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<v Speaker 2>mean this literally, but we're just trying to make the point.

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<v Speaker 2>Bob was like, all retailers should be permitted to have

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<v Speaker 2>a armed guard with automatic weapons who are fully licensed

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<v Speaker 2>and okay to s or mow down shoplifters at the

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<v Speaker 2>knee caps, not kill them, just render them to a

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<v Speaker 2>wheelchair to serve as a example of what not to do.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So that's Bob World Order. Then came the

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<v Speaker 2>stickers and the koozies and all that in the frenzy. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>perhaps we've got a new extension of BW Bob World Order,

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<v Speaker 2>We go to New Orleans, Orland's police have launched an

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<v Speaker 2>investigation after a man accused of shoplifting. Okay, police get

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<v Speaker 2>called out, hey, we got a shoplifter here and he's fleeing.

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<v Speaker 2>Cops arrive, they spot the dude. He's running from them,

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<v Speaker 2>and while running from them for reasons only known to him,

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<v Speaker 2>begins to stab himself in the neck with two different knives.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's running down the street trying to get away

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<v Speaker 2>from the cops, accused of shoplifting.

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<v Speaker 3>He's got a knife in each hand and he's jabbing

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<v Speaker 3>himself in both sides of the neck, and the cops

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<v Speaker 3>are like, holy crap, we gotta start. So he tases

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<v Speaker 3>the sum bitch in an effort to get to stop

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<v Speaker 3>stabbing himself. The tasing stopped the guy. He fell to

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<v Speaker 3>the ground, but it was too late. He died as

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<v Speaker 3>a result of his injuries self inflicted.

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<v Speaker 2>BWO. I just throw that out there as a possibility.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the message finally getting through Ruin resonating m U

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<v Speaker 2>j R R. Orlando's rock station.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a