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Speaker 1: What's up with you, kangaroo? Oh damn, dude, I didn't

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mean to scare you. Did you really not hear that

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loud door opening behind you? Yeah, you must have been

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in deep thought. That door creaking is the loudest thing

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I've ever heard. Uh. Sure, I should be in class technically,

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but so should you. Well, I won't tell on you

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if you don't tell on me. Besides, it's basically the

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easiest class ever, let's be honest. So why are you

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out here on the roof? I know, I know, deep

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in thought and all that, But what I don't get

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is if you were gonna just disch class anyway, why

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did you even come into Well I don't know about you,

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but I prefer to have my deep thought sessions asleep

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and bad snuggle in many many blankets. But hey, don't

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switch this around back on me, since you're so curious.

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I'm only out here because you are out here. Yeah.

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I saw you just casually stand up in mosey on

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out of class, and that kind of thing interests me.

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Of course, I followed you. I figured if you were

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headed to the roof, you were probably gonna make out

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with someone or something. Oh my gosh, you are so

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cute when you get flustered like that. Oh, you so

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are a real cutie petuity, just a straight up sweetie

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pie for sure. No, no, no, that's the thing. I

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don't think you do get it. I don't think you

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understand just how unbelievably cute you are. Oh my god,

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Oh I just want to eat you up. Oh is

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that a smile? I win? Oh my god, you're even

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cuter when you're smiling, making me bite my lip. Man, Hey, hey,

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what's up? Like? Actually, I'm not an idiot. I mean

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I am, but I'm not a total idiot, and I

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know when someone's not doing well. No, it's not obvious,

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at least not to everyone. But not everyone has been

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where you are right now. No, not on the roof.

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I mean mentally, I don't know everything that you're going through,

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but I know, at least to some extent, how you feel.

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I'm not like trying to downplay anything or tell you

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that it's normal or that everyone has to deal with

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stuff like this. I just I've been in a similar

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place before, and it sucks, and I don't want you

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to have to be alone. But if you want me

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to go away, I will. But I am here for you,

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whatever that's worth. Can I sit here with you? Thanks?

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So do you want to talk about what's going on?

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Or would you like to sit here quietly? I don't

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mind either way. I mean, if it's in silence, I

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will have to keep calling you cute and potentially kiss you.

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So i'd recommend that you start chatting just to entertain

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my scatter brain. But your choice, obviously. Yeah. Of course

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you can talk to me about anything, seriously, anything. I

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won't breathe a word of this to anyone else, promise.

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I know. I know we haven't really talked much before,

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but sometimes talking to someone that doesn't know you super

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well is actually nice. You know exactly, no expectations, no

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consequences or anything, and you can just be fully honest.

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It's actually kind of freeing, you know. Go ahead and

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take your time. I'm not going anywhere, okay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh oh I see.

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Speaker 1: Oh that sucks. I'm sorry, Annie. No one should have

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to deal with that, but I might even know that

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you're super strong to cope with all of that as

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well as you have been. I mean, not that you

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should have to be, but I know that it doesn't

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really help right now. But one day soon it will.

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I haven't dealt with that exact thing before, but I've

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struggled with something similar. And yeah, it can feel like

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your whole world is collapsing. But I promise you it's

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normal to feel that way, even though it sucks. I

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know I said I wouldn't say that, but it's true.

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That doesn't mean it's any less awful to be going

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through it though. I'm sorry. I'm not great at talking

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about this stuff. To be honest, I feel like I'm

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barely holding my own life together sometimes a lot of

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the time. Even so, I'm probably not the best person

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to dish out life advice. You know. Well, normally I

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just rely on the old call and cute and distractive method,

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but I know that doesn't exactly help. I'm I'm kind

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of an idiot sometimes. Oh it was making you feel

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better for real? Oh sweet never mind, I'm a genius. Well,

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then you better brace yourself for some positive affirmations, my dude,

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because I got that stockpiled Come here, Come here. It's

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a coddle, sweetheart. It's literally the best thing humanity ever invented.

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You can hug me back. You know you're not breaking

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any rules or anything because a one sided hug might

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feel nice for you, but it's kind of awkward for me.

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Just put your hands around my back and put your

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head on my chest. You'll be fine, I swear. There

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you go. Cuty, cuty, cuty cutie. Is this making you

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feel better or worse? Okay? Good? Then cuttle more? We

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shall you know I'm not just calling you cute for

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the sake of it. By the way, you seriously are cute. No, no, no,

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I'm not saying it to make you feel better. You

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really are. No, not in a patronizing way. I mean,

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you're a good looking dude. What do you want you

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to say? You're handsome, good looking? What will make you

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feel like you're on top of the world? Tell me, ha,

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you got it. You, sir, are the cutest, handsomest, good

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looking petutin houtin hati petati with a nice body that

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I ever laid in my eyes on a lot of light.

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So me calling you cute sounds disingenuous. But if I

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use Happy English dictionary and makeup words, and it's fine,

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you're weird. No being weird it's a good thing. Trust me.

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Being enormy stinks. Gotta have your quirks on display, you know, yes, exactly,

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See we're on the same level. We're cool. Oh oh,

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hell yeah, I'm a weird kind of girl. Couldn't you tell?

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I am not the popular girl? No? No, no, no, no, no.

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Maybe I'm pretty, but I guarantee you everyone here knows

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me as well as you do, which is to say,

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not very much. You do. Not? Okay? Then what's my

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last name? Genius? Whoa? Okay? Then touche. Although kind of creepy,

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what are you stalking me or something? Relax, I'm just

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messing with you. Sorry, Sorry, it's probably not the best

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time to play with your emotions.

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Speaker 2: My bad.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean this as a joke or in a

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mean way or anything. But do you have any friends,

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like one set live nearby or here at UNI? Maybe family,

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just anyone that you trust. Do you have a relationship

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with any of them where you can be like open

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and vulnerable. Well, I'm asking because I could be that

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for you if you want. Sure, we have a few

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classes together, so maybe we can study together and have

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a little heart to heart after I mean why not? No, no,

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not like friends, but like buddies, you know. Yes, the

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only thing better than venting through a stranger is having

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a good buddy to chat with. Trust me, I'm an

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expert when it comes to the science of buddy. Hey,

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where are you going? Wait up? Did I say something wrong?

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Oh honey, I'm sorry. Am I being too overbearing? What? Hey? No? No, no,

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why would you think that? Don't say that. I never

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thought that of you. I'm not doing this out of pity.

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I mean I followed you out here because I could

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tell you weren't doing okay. You've been struggling for a while. Now.

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I did feel sorry for you, that's true, But even

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in a few moments we spent together, I realized what

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a beautiful person you are. And you're unbelievably attractive, both

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in your looks but especially your personality. Yes, you're so sweet,

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and I'm not just talking about everything you've been struggling with. Like,

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besides you sharing that with me, I can just tell

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you're a nice guy. No one should have to go

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through what you're dealing with, but at the very least

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you shouldn't go through it alone. I want to be

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there for you, not just with this, but everything you need,

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even if you want to hang out and just like

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play a game to take your mind off something. I

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can be there for you. Sh no, no, no, it's okay.

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It's not your fault. None of this is your fault.

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Come here, come here, I got you, I got you.

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That's it. Just listen to my heart. What was that? Oh?

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You want me to talk sweet to you some more? Okay,

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I can totally do that. In fact, i'll see you

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one better. Come on, let's go sit back down and

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I can show you. Let's sit over this side because

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the sun is shining on the side and the wind

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is cold up here. Plus having some warm sunshine on

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your skin will make you feel a lot better, I promise.

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Uh huh. An untrained minds such as yours only sees

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one space for a person to sit, But through ways

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of my mystical perceptions, I will teach you otherwise. Sit down, okay,

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now lean back a little, spread your legs a bit. Now,

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wrap your hands around me while I sit down on

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top of you. There we go. See, enough space for

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one to sit becomes plenty of space for two. Okay,

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plenty is a strong word, but come on, this is

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kind of sweet. Right. Oh yeah, you're really gonna say

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that while you're getting all flustered. Have I got that right, sir? Well,

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if that's how you feel, then I guess I can leave.

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Oh will you grab me so fast? I guess you

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do like having me in your lap. Huh Oh makes

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you feel nice, doesn't it? See you sometimes I know

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what I'm doing. Oh my god, you're still so cute,

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even cuter from this angle. I'm my dad. I don't

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know just the way you're looking up at me, flustering

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up a storm, desperately holding me by my waist. So

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I don't leave you. It's it's cute. Do you think

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you could say something nice about me? Why are you

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getting so embarrassed. It's not like I'm asking you to

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sing my praises throughout the land. I don't know. You

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could call me I'm pretty or awesome or cool as

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heck or something. No, you can't call me cute. I

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already called you that. It doesn't count. That is not

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a compliment. Oh my god, you're actually so nervous to

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say something sweet. That's adorable. We're on the roof, dude,

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no one's around. What do you think someone's a floor

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below leaning out the window with one of those massive

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old timey hearing aid things come on, just a sweet

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little compliment. You can whisper it in my ear if

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you want. I'm all ears. Oh my gosh, you did

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not just say that. Oh my god, you're crazy. Well

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now I'm blushing. Oh my gosh, you're cheeky, well played, sir. Well,

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it's safe to bet that I feel quite complimented after that. No,

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I don't think I could handle another compliment from you.

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I might blush myself into oblivion. I don't know. I'm sorry,

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I'm all flustered. Now. You're such a sweetheart. You know that, Yes,

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you are. I really like you. Like legit, You're really sweet. No,

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I don't think you get what I'm saying. I like

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you as an I really really like you. Can someone

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else answer this phone because the person I'm talking to

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isn't listening to me. Do you have a girlfriend? By

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the way, Sorry, I know that was really sudden, but

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I need to know, well, I need to know. I'm

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not How do I put this delicately? Walking through someone

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else's garden? Oh? Single? Are we? How? Very very fascinating

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yet very confusing? Well, I'm just wondering how someone as

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nice and cute as you, as single kind of sus Snow,

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what do you snore or something bad? Gas? Well, I

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guess I have to find out for myself, and I

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do enjoy a good mystery. What I just want to

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learn more about you? Is that a crime? And more specifically,

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I needed to make sure I wasn't breaking any hearts

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before I did a little something. Turn your head for

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me and I'll show you. Come on, give me that

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cute cheek. Did you like?

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Speaker 2: That?

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Speaker 1: Means as much as you wanted to? Oh, you're right,

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I can't let your other cheek out jealous? Here turn

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your head. There we go. Now you are nice and

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symmetrical and two big lipstick marks for everyone to see you. Sorry, no,

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One'm just kidding. That would be kind of funny, though,

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wouldn't it. Oh? Oh my gosh, is it raining? Oh?

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That scared me? No, it's not ominous. Lightning strikes are

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a good sign. Everyone knows that, trust me. I know

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the science of buddies super well. But a close second

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is my vast knowledge of lightning strikes and their associations

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with being good omens. I'm a smort book learner. What

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can I say? So? Do you want to sit here

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on the rain or shall we go. No, I'm not

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back to class. That ship has sailed. I mean like,

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let's go to my car and bounce, I don't know,

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grab something, hang out whatever. Yeah, sounds like a plan.

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Let's go. But wait, will you hold my hands while

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we walk all the way down to the ground floor

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or would that embarrass you too much? Okay, perfect,