Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: So the other night, well, I shouldn't say. The other
Speaker 2: night was last night. I was unpacking a lamp. You know,
Speaker 2: got a new lamp man, one new lamp. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you guys have seen the show Lampman. It's
Speaker 2: very Christmas story. It's like land Man, but it's about
Speaker 2: a guy that got a lamp. And the base of
Speaker 2: that thing was incredibly heavy, and they didn't give good
Speaker 2: directions on the box as to what side you should
Speaker 2: cut open first, And that forty five pound base smashed
Speaker 2: into my foot.
Speaker 1: No, you just opened it and dropped it on your feet.
Speaker 2: Well I was, It just fell it didn't It fell
Speaker 2: sideways out of the side styrofoam like I was over
Speaker 2: the box cutting it. Yeah, And you know they should say,
Speaker 2: you know, there's a sticker on there that says heavy,
Speaker 2: but it should say this side up, so you know
Speaker 2: which way to cut and then pull the thing out
Speaker 2: of it. And so I was using a blade to
Speaker 2: cut the box open, and then that forty five pound
Speaker 2: base smashed into my foot on a bit, I made
Speaker 2: that sound, and then because of my reaction, I then
Speaker 2: sliced my thumb with the blade. Oh no, so I
Speaker 2: had broken foot and bloody finger all going on at
Speaker 2: the same time, and then their nap just SNA.
Speaker 1: Radio show broke and bloody fingers. Those are the worst
Speaker 1: Bond villains.
Speaker 2: So Bloody Finger, it's you, and then my nap just
Speaker 2: snacked right off.
Speaker 1: Okay, so are you sewing a box company? No, I'm
Speaker 1: assuming myself just for being a dumb ass. I'm coming
Speaker 1: Fox Sports one. Oh, okay, go ahead. No. I was like,
Speaker 1: what kind of blade was it? Blade? Runner?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 1: Did you have a switchblade on it? He popped it out?
Speaker 1: You know those? Actually, I would like to say it
Speaker 1: was a box cutter, Darvin or something.
Speaker 2: I was just using the scissors. See that's why I cut,
Speaker 2: because I was holding the scissors like that, just on
Speaker 2: the edge of the thumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, but yeah, earlier my finger just started bleeding. What
Speaker 2: hurt worse? But is it your foot hurt worse or
Speaker 2: your hand? So the hand didn't really hurt. It was
Speaker 2: just an inconvenience. So there's blood going everywhere. But I
Speaker 2: thought I broke my foot until I wiggled it, and
Speaker 2: then I was able to wiggle it, It's like all right,
Speaker 2: it didn't break. And then I was like, wait, does
Speaker 2: this thing swell in? I can't tell. And then the
Speaker 2: whole time I'm trying that cool in front of my
Speaker 2: daughter's boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh, where does the lamp go in your house?
Speaker 2: It's going like it's lamp's great, dude's starting lamp like
Speaker 2: the living room playing time. Yeah, dude, it is the
Speaker 2: new It is the new foundation of the entire house.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, so it's the VIP of that house.
Speaker 2: Yes, but now every time you see it, you're gonna
Speaker 2: know that you dropped it on your foot. Yeah, that'll happen.
Speaker 2: That'll happen. But it's great to get that light where
Speaker 2: we needed it. Hey, you could have killed a dog.
Speaker 2: What if Bill ghost busting s Murray your dog was
Speaker 2: right beneath it.
Speaker 1: Uh, he didn't really hang out that close to him.
Speaker 1: He wants his distance. But right now it's time for
Speaker 1: this juice moves. Hot goss, come.
Speaker 3: Stay on top in the hot shovel.
Speaker 4: Lots of prayers to skins, body parts, golden gloves were
Speaker 4: last night on CBS.
Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer was your host. Here's how she started off
Speaker 1: the evening.
Speaker 5: I gotta say this feels like I finally made it.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm in a room full of producers at
Speaker 5: the Beverly Hilton Hotel.
Speaker 1: And this time all of.
Speaker 5: My clothes are on, So yeah, it was worth it. Wicked,
Speaker 5: queer night, bitch. These are not just words Ben Affleck
Speaker 5: yells after he orgasms. These are some of the movies
Speaker 5: dominated tonight. The Bear, the Penguin, Baby Reindeer. These are
Speaker 5: not just things found in RFK freezer.
Speaker 4: These are off to a good start.
Speaker 1: Yeah I missed the beginning. That was really good.
Speaker 2: He was good.
Speaker 4: Okay, So Zendia is in the crowd showing off a
Speaker 4: beautiful engagement rate has little Tom Holland proposed.
Speaker 5: Zenda's Here's andda. You were incredible in Dune. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: I woke up for all of your scenes.
Speaker 1: You are so good.
Speaker 5: And Challengers Girl, Oh my god, it was so good.
Speaker 1: I mean that.
Speaker 5: Movie was more sexually charged than Diddy's Credit Card. I
Speaker 5: mean seriously.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I'm upset to the after party is not gonna be
Speaker 5: as good this year, but.
Speaker 1: We have to move on.
Speaker 5: I know, Stanley Tucci Freakoff just doesn't have the same
Speaker 5: ring to it. But no baby oil this year, just
Speaker 5: lots of olive oil.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, are you guys aware of the Tucci show
Speaker 2: that he does?
Speaker 1: Yes, where he tours Italy? It's very strange. In general,
Speaker 1: he's strange. But Timothy Shallomet is here?
Speaker 5: Where is Timothy shallow?
Speaker 1: Can I just say?
Speaker 5: You have the most gorgeous eyelashes on your upper lip?
Speaker 5: I think this is just such good luck, Timothy. You're
Speaker 5: just so great at playing these like beloved eccentrics, Dylan,
Speaker 5: Willie Wonka.
Speaker 1: Who's next, Adam Sandler?
Speaker 5: Actually, your name sounds like something Adam Sandler would.
Speaker 1: Say, shadow me, shadow.
Speaker 4: Me, Sailor.
Speaker 1: Sailor's here at Sailor? Can I get a shallow.
Speaker 3: Bay yow to you?
Speaker 1: So that was really good? I think I'm gay now.
Speaker 1: I watched Wicked over the weekend. How was it? It's
Speaker 1: really good? I bet it is. We have Wicked jokes.
Speaker 5: I like did not know much about Wicked going into
Speaker 5: this year because I had friends in high school. But
Speaker 5: I loved Everyone loved Wicked. I loved Wicked, My boyfriend
Speaker 5: loved Wicked. My boyfriend's boyfriend really loved Wicked.
Speaker 1: It was so much fun.
Speaker 5: It's some theaters had issues with the musicals, you know,
Speaker 5: at Wicked Some people complained that the movie was ruined
Speaker 5: by people singing you know and then joker too. Some
Speaker 5: people complained that the movie was ruined by the images
Speaker 5: on the screen and sounds that accompanied them. But I'm
Speaker 5: sorry joker too. Where's their table?
Speaker 1: Oh they're not here. That's right. Beautiful, fantastic. She's so good.
Speaker 1: She is really good.
Speaker 2: Don't you think, though, that you can do that at
Speaker 2: the Golden Globes not the Oscars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well she could. She's known for that Golden Globe.
Speaker 2: I don't think the Golden Globe or the Oscars whatever
Speaker 2: have her, is my point, because they're too stuffy. They're
Speaker 2: stuffy in the Golden Globes.
Speaker 1: Is the fun?
Speaker 2: Hey look, George Clooney got drunk. It's like drinking. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 5: Nicole Kidman is here.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: Nominated for Baby Girl.
Speaker 1: Really, he's so good. I love that movie.
Speaker 5: That movie. I give it two fingers up. It's so good.
Speaker 5: This is your twentieth Golden Globe nomination, I mean incredible.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much for all of your hard work,
Speaker 5: and thank you to Keith Urban for playing guitar around
Speaker 5: the house so much that she wants to leave and
Speaker 5: make eighteen movies a year, keeps strubbing your cookie koala.
Speaker 1: A kookie kuwala, and he's just sitting there.
Speaker 4: I god, oh my god, getting drilled for no reason here.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a lot of drilling in Baby Girl. Yep,
Speaker 1: yep uh.
Speaker 5: I really think this is gonna be a very memorable
Speaker 5: evening and and maybe not even in the way that
Speaker 5: you think. I predict five years from now, when when
Speaker 5: you're watching old clips of this show on YouTube, you'll
Speaker 5: see someone in one of the crowd shots and you'll go,
Speaker 5: oh my god, that was before.
Speaker 6: They caught that guy like he knows, you know.
Speaker 5: But or she It could be a woman, you know.
Speaker 5: I think one hundred percent of the time it's a man,
Speaker 5: but it could be a woman. It won't be it
Speaker 5: never is kind of like best director, all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I read a big article on her in her
Speaker 4: preparation for this, and she has a team of ten producers,
Speaker 4: including her boyfriend writers. I'm ten writers, including her boyfriend.
Speaker 4: And she worked twenty nine days in December doing multiple sets,
Speaker 4: so multiple sets twenty nine days of December. One was
Speaker 4: Christmas Day and one was a night that she was
Speaker 4: just sick and didn't perform. And she was in Hollywood
Speaker 4: or in la and doing all these shows testing out
Speaker 4: all these jokes, and her boyfriend would sit in the
Speaker 4: back and on his phone would just type good, bad,
Speaker 4: needs to be better, like little notes on each joke.
Speaker 4: And she worked her ass off on this and about
Speaker 4: she was getting tired of all these jokes, but then
Speaker 4: you know, in the moment she would make them good.
Speaker 4: And it was a really good article to see, like
Speaker 4: what goes into this, or at least someone who like
Speaker 4: what I like about Nikki as she cares, she gives
Speaker 4: a crap and she works hard at it, and so
Speaker 4: we'll just go mell it in and just read what's
Speaker 4: on the prompter. And uh, yeah, I thought it was good.
Speaker 4: She's great with one presenter that I wanted to play
Speaker 4: for you. Usually I didn't. I don't really think these
Speaker 4: are that funny. They do to too many bits. But
Speaker 4: Seth Rogan and Catherine O'Hara came out and the premise
Speaker 4: of the bit is they've wanted a lot of things
Speaker 4: in Canada that you guys my test that I know about.
Speaker 3: We're actually both much more acclaimed for our Canadian work.
Speaker 3: It's stuff you guys haven't heard of. But actually Catherine one,
Speaker 3: not one, but two Golden Antlers for her work as
Speaker 3: Mama Morissets in the Alanis Morisset Story.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 6: What about you and your brave, brave golden Antler win
Speaker 6: your turn as young Ryan? Yes, in Gostling, Yeah, the
Speaker 6: Ryan Gossling unauthorized biopic.
Speaker 3: But none of these are compared to your gilded Gretzky
Speaker 3: winning role in an Otter's Tale, the story of a
Speaker 3: woman who rescued an Otter's cub and nursed it back
Speaker 3: to heuse with her own breast milk. And ever since
Speaker 3: I was a child, I've wondered how you shot those
Speaker 3: scenes with that otter painfully?
Speaker 6: Yes, and I lost half a nipple, But that led
Speaker 6: to a lot of fun, very hard R rated comedies.
Speaker 3: Yes, the moose Knuckles trilogy.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, Moose Nuckles two was a massive.
Speaker 3: Hip Oh yes, Moose Knuckles two deep one Canada's Most
Speaker 3: Illustrious Adult Film Award.
Speaker 1: Actually, wait, you won the Beaver.
Speaker 3: We won the Beaver. It actually we swept the beavers
Speaker 3: that year. It is it was a Beaver multi Beaver
Speaker 3: winning film.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's pretty good. Oh, Forever's good movies. Uh, your
Speaker 4: Best Drama winner was The Brutalist. The Brutalist is a
Speaker 4: three hour and thirty minute movie starring Adrian Brody. This
Speaker 4: movie has a fifteen minute intermission in the film, like
Speaker 4: if you go watch the theaters, you have a fifteen
Speaker 4: minute break.
Speaker 2: The trailer Ford is so good. I was like, man,
Speaker 2: I think I'm crying watching the trailer.
Speaker 1: Took seven years to make it. It looks everyone says
Speaker 1: it's great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about Really it's about a immigrant cost Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's an immigrant architect. Yeah, like he was a brilliant
Speaker 2: architect in Europe and then he comes to American and
Speaker 2: he's shoveling coal and then a very wealthy guy discovers
Speaker 2: him and pulls him into the social scene and and
Speaker 2: so it's like, I mean, it's one of those very
Speaker 2: sort of America can tails about immigration and about you know.
Speaker 2: The old world best musical or comedy movie was Amelia
Speaker 2: pres I don't know.
Speaker 4: My wife saw it on Netflix said it was terrible,
Speaker 4: but I heard of it. Yeah, so TV shows, I
Speaker 4: guess your TV winner drama was Showgun. Of course, comedy
Speaker 4: was Hacks.
Speaker 1: Yeah seen Showgun. I quit It was on FX A
Speaker 1: lot of people love it.
Speaker 2: I quit after it was like, uh, you know the
Speaker 2: it's a remake of the Showgun from the eighties with
Speaker 2: Richard Chamberlain. They remade it, and when when Fargo was
Speaker 2: on with John Hamm, they were running.
Speaker 1: Promos for it just incessantly. It was on NonStop. I
Speaker 1: remember seeing commercials. I don't never actually watched.
Speaker 4: The most money FX has ever spent on a single
Speaker 4: show was for Showgun.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: There's just a scene where a guy jumped off a boat.
Speaker 4: It's I just don't want to watch it anymore. It's
Speaker 4: hard to explain if.
Speaker 1: Guy jumped off you were like them out. Why would
Speaker 1: people have been jumping off boats for years in the
Speaker 1: ocean in the middle of the ocean, yea life jacket on?
Speaker 1: What do you mean and then jump in to save someone? No, no,
Speaker 1: just for fun. They're going for a swim. I was confusing.
Speaker 4: Did you know that butterflies they studied them across the
Speaker 4: Atlantic Ocean only took eight.
Speaker 1: Days to go from one side of the next.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine it'd be like to be a caterpillar
Speaker 4: and before that you're a caterpillar, and then all of
Speaker 4: a sudden they're tracking me flying across the ocean eight
Speaker 4: days to get get across the Atlantic for a butterfly.
Speaker 1: There is your golden closery cap. What just happened? I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm not sure. I think we all just
Speaker 1: had simultaneous strokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was crazy. It's like or we're all doing
Speaker 2: acid right now. That was the weirdest thing I've ever experienced.
Speaker 2: He's laying down right now. Yeah, you know how you
Speaker 2: got there's you get challenged to say things in broadcasts.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's being challenged to say things on the show,
Speaker 2: yeah by Nicky Glazier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you have it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is a Caterpillar report by Kevin Turner coming
Speaker 2: up next. Let's go around the sports, and how about
Speaker 2: this Mike McCarthy could be going to a new team.
Speaker 1: We talk about that next