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<v Speaker 1>Weird things happened in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird, weird weird.

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<v Speaker 3>You were giving me the power and I was giving

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<v Speaker 3>it to the triangle, the triad, okay, and they have

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<v Speaker 3>to give the energy back to you to complete, to

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<v Speaker 3>complete the triad, and then Alex show yourself right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, my lord, I'm a wizard.

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<v Speaker 1>You're a wizard. You're a wizard, Harry, Alan, You're a

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<v Speaker 1>I love me Alan, Yeah, I do too. I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you, Alan, Yeah, we do. We're doing an

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<v Speaker 1>episode about Merland. Yeo, Merlin, the Magician, Merlin, the Wizard, Merlin,

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<v Speaker 1>the shape shifter, the prophet, Merlin, the prophet, the seer.

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<v Speaker 5>I saw you're gonna say that.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw you were going to say that too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we just saw each other.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we traveled time and space.

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<v Speaker 1>I see you. Yeah, man, I see you.

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<v Speaker 5>I see you too.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. I get you. I see your deepest desire.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that? What would you say? A seer? It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a diviner. I just I just realized that did

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<v Speaker 1>not make it any easier.

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<v Speaker 5>Like a fortune teller.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a future here, yeah, a future seer? Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>So were you saying seer?

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<v Speaker 4>Like you see your steak or a seer a seer,

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<v Speaker 4>a seer as in the act the the active.

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<v Speaker 1>Act seeing, but also also often wizards or seers are

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<v Speaker 1>depicted as being able to see anything in the past, present,

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<v Speaker 1>or future.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, or into the spirit world.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, or into a vortex and a black hole on

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<v Speaker 1>another planet. So yeah, we're talking about Merlin. Merlin, y'all

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<v Speaker 1>know him, y'all know what's up. Yeah, I've met him,

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<v Speaker 1>you have.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I saw him in the the Disney movie The

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<v Speaker 5>Sword and the Stone, so you met him. His likeness, likeness.

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<v Speaker 5>Also you know what, dude, I'm just gonna say it,

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<v Speaker 5>there's this amazing short series from the nineties called Merlin.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I found that during my research. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>seen it. I watched it on a BBC show I think, so.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like a two part series.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it like a modern Merlin thing or is it like.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, I don't know, it's like a fantasy like medieval

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<v Speaker 5>times Merlin and King Arthur or what else? Do they

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<v Speaker 5>call her Mordred the Witch or whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's very cool.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't have time to watch it for this said,

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<v Speaker 5>I wanted to so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a fun, interesting little way to kick us off, Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you know about Merlin? Uh?

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<v Speaker 5>Little to nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good, that's a that's the perfect place for us

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<v Speaker 1>to start, because there might be some people out there

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<v Speaker 1>listening that might you know, they might not know much

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<v Speaker 1>about Merlin.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is a this is an interesting thing. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>all sorts of most cultures in the world have like

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<v Speaker 1>a mythology, right, they have a mythology lasting from thousands

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<v Speaker 1>and thousands of years you look at like, uh, like

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<v Speaker 1>ancient ancient China, Greece, Egypt, like most of the world

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<v Speaker 1>has a mythology around their like the you know their

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<v Speaker 1>ancient culture. Well, Britain's, England's, the UK whatever that theirs

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<v Speaker 1>was wiped out in war. It was literally all burned

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<v Speaker 1>to the ground, all of it, like their big live

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<v Speaker 1>really what was it called. I forget what it was called,

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<v Speaker 1>but it burned to the ground. It had all their records.

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<v Speaker 1>There was apparently a lasting mythology of Britannia for that

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<v Speaker 1>like dated back thousands of years, just like many other cultures,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was lost to history forever, which is why

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<v Speaker 1>a lot in like the early like eleven hundreds to

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<v Speaker 1>twelve hundreds, when they were like rebuilding their society, and

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<v Speaker 1>such a lot of these like pseudo historians and poets

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<v Speaker 1>and writers. They started releasing this like kind of neo

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<v Speaker 1>mythology of Great Britain, which is super super fascinating to me,

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<v Speaker 1>where it's like I say pseudo history because it's really interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot of the places and names and battles

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<v Speaker 1>and like a lot of that stuff is legit. A

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<v Speaker 1>lot of that stuff is stuff that actually happened in history,

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<v Speaker 1>but peppered throughout it is like some really deep, wild

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<v Speaker 1>mystical stuff. And one of those amazing mystical things that

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<v Speaker 1>we get from this like pseudo mythology are stories of Merlin,

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<v Speaker 1>which were actually, if you do some serious digging, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of the stories of Merlin were borrowed from like

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<v Speaker 1>even older Celtic stories, Gaelic stuff like there there are

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<v Speaker 1>kind of it's an arc type that has popped up

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<v Speaker 1>throughout a lot of different mythologies, a lot of different cultures.

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<v Speaker 1>But what was his name, The guy Geoffrey of Monmouth

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<v Speaker 1>is the one in the twelfth century he kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like compiled a lot of these older tellings because there

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<v Speaker 1>was like Mirden and Ambrosius ambrosious and then Melkin or like,

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<v Speaker 1>is it Melkin? I'm not sure, hang on, hang on,

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<v Speaker 1>hang on, I wrote it down. I think there's there's

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<v Speaker 1>also one called Melkin. Let's see Lucy, yes, Melkin. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's all these different these different figures that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of created the amalgam that is Merlin. So who is Merlin.

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<v Speaker 1>Merlin is like this wizard, this this old sage who

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of like a figure out of time, who

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<v Speaker 1>is counsel to many kings. He's he was a court magician,

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<v Speaker 1>a divener an astrologist, prophet, a prophet. Yeah. And you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you've heard the stories of King Arthur, you've heard

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<v Speaker 1>about Merlin. He's he is integral to the the Arthurian legends.

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<v Speaker 1>He even divined that Arthur would be a king in

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<v Speaker 1>the first place, and according to the myths, he kind

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<v Speaker 1>of Merlin kind of orchestrated the birth of Arthur. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's it's pretty wild, It's it's really cool. But

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<v Speaker 1>let's we can start with like the origin stuff. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you say that you got some of that, Like, well, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go into some of that, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I got some of it too, but I want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear what you have to say. Dude, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>talking too much.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so it's no, not at all. I was eating

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<v Speaker 5>it up because I'm interested in in what you came across.

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<v Speaker 5>And it sounds like we came across a lot of

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<v Speaker 5>the same stuff. Because when we say we want to

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<v Speaker 5>do these episodes, it's like, you know, I might have

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<v Speaker 5>the idea I want to look into the history, or

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<v Speaker 5>maybe this time I want to focus on the pop culture,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, And it seems like we kind of had

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<v Speaker 5>the same idea about this one. But the King Arthur

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<v Speaker 5>Uther Arthur Uther Pendragon typically associated having this powerful wizard

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<v Speaker 5>who guided him. And it's it's like you said, like

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<v Speaker 5>the myth of Arthur isn't what it is without Merlin,

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<v Speaker 5>this this.

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<v Speaker 1>Wise figure, yeah, wouldn't exist.

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<v Speaker 5>Merlin's the archetypal magis the ultimate sage who holds the

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<v Speaker 5>secrets of the universe and the key to the elements.

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<v Speaker 5>He's depicted as being able to transfer his time. He

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<v Speaker 5>can speak the language of all living things, shape shift,

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<v Speaker 5>fly at will see the future. He's also, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>this sort of wild man of the woods. He's sometimes

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<v Speaker 5>depicted as having this wild boar that follows him and

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<v Speaker 5>they talk to each other and communing with other naked

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<v Speaker 5>wild men in the woods. In some legends, in the

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<v Speaker 5>earliest depictions of Merlin, he is a fatherless child born

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<v Speaker 5>of an immaculate conception. He's this fatherless child of wonder

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<v Speaker 5>whose birth was brought about by his earthly human mother

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<v Speaker 5>and the forces of the supernatural divine world.

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<v Speaker 1>So and some of them it was a demon. It

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<v Speaker 1>was an incubust right that he was born of, like

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<v Speaker 1>an incubus and his mortal mother.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, which is crazy. And then those versions of the story,

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<v Speaker 5>he's depicted as being like super tall, like a giant.

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<v Speaker 5>He can lift these really powerful strong rocks and he

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<v Speaker 5>has the superhuman strength and he's part demon and it's

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<v Speaker 5>kind of this like scary lore about Merlin through the

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<v Speaker 5>medieval ages.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know who. I don't know who brought

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<v Speaker 1>that version of the story about. But according to that version,

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<v Speaker 1>he was like he was like the anti Christ. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I did a lot of research about that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of version of it, and like the demons of Hell

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<v Speaker 1>like straight up manifested him. Essentially. They they orchestrated this

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<v Speaker 1>whole plan as like a revenge against Christ. And the

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<v Speaker 1>Christians and they saw too. They basically they like disguised

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<v Speaker 1>a demon as Uther Pendragon, Uther Senior, and they yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they like kind.

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<v Speaker 5>Of apparently that comes from Jeoffrey of Monmouth depicting him

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<v Speaker 5>as a demon. And what's really cool about that is

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<v Speaker 5>because this came around in the Dark Ages, right, these

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<v Speaker 5>stories of Merlin, the tales that he was based off of,

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<v Speaker 5>and at this point in Europe there was not really

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<v Speaker 5>like a clear boundary between Christianity and paganism.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 5>We did talk about that on the Halloween special yes

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<v Speaker 5>year or the year before maybe, I'm not sure. I

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<v Speaker 5>think it was last year, but we talked about that

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<v Speaker 5>how in medieval times there was this superstitition, it's just

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<v Speaker 5>fear of you know, these these pagan legends, but also

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<v Speaker 5>like the emergence of Christian rulership and authority. So there's

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<v Speaker 5>speculation that the character of Merlin serves as a third

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<v Speaker 5>dynamic element to the Arthurian legend, where as his role

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<v Speaker 5>is to bridge the supernatural into the story. Right, Right,

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<v Speaker 5>It's like you have these elements of Arthur being this

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<v Speaker 5>divinely inspired king, which is kind of like these Christian themes,

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<v Speaker 5>but then you have Merlin who kind of has this

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<v Speaker 5>like old world ancient rooted pagan magic. So it's like

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<v Speaker 5>this fusion of the Christianity and the Paganism. And in

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<v Speaker 5>those stories Merlin and I guess he was loyal to

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<v Speaker 5>the King of Britain at the time. In those stories

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<v Speaker 5>they were seen as like a scare of the powers

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<v Speaker 5>of Christianity persecuting Pagans.

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's multiple versions from different backgrounds of Merlin. Like

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<v Speaker 1>there's like a Christian hero version of Merlin, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm talking about. And then there's the demonic like

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<v Speaker 1>evil version of Merlin where he's like born of an

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<v Speaker 1>incubus and it was like a part of the Harrowing

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<v Speaker 1>of Hell. I got it written down right here. According

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<v Speaker 1>to legend, Merlin was conceived of a mortal woman and

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<v Speaker 1>an incubus or dark spirit. Some accounts suggests the story

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<v Speaker 1>of his birth accounted in The Harrowing of Hell, which

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<v Speaker 1>described Merlin's original role being the anti Christ, meant to

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<v Speaker 1>bring revenge on Christ and the Christians by the hands

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<v Speaker 1>of the demons of Hell. This plan, now, this is

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<v Speaker 1>this is where it turns into the Christian hero version.

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<v Speaker 1>This plan was, however, thwarted when Merlin's mother died, Fed

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<v Speaker 1>of Wales found a priest to baptize Merlin before he

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<v Speaker 1>was pulled into the orbit of the devils. It's amazing

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<v Speaker 1>like Darth Vader, right, yeah, yeah, it's like these demons

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<v Speaker 1>like raised the anti Christ and then his mom's like, no, baptized,

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<v Speaker 1>baptize him. He's now I am delivered. He's now an

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<v Speaker 1>angel of God, like just like the baptize them and

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<v Speaker 1>he's now like, a that's amazing Christ like baptizing. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>this was Oh yeah, she's just I'm like, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, slapped the spirit of God into his forehead.

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<v Speaker 5>Please, That's that's really cool. I didn't know that element

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<v Speaker 5>of the story, but I like where you were going

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<v Speaker 5>with the Murden thing. So Murden was this character who

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<v Speaker 5>down somewhere, but I think it was the ninth century.

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<v Speaker 5>It was was it was earlier than the Merlin stories.

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<v Speaker 5>And Geoffrey of Monmouth he was obsessed with this this

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<v Speaker 5>ancient Latin literature. He went to a monastery, became a monk,

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<v Speaker 5>and he was proficient in Latin. Everything back then universally

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<v Speaker 5>was Latin. That was like the language of the world.

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<v Speaker 5>That if you wanted your text to spread far and wide,

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<v Speaker 5>it was written in Latin. And this is funny man.

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<v Speaker 5>So Murden is the story that he's based on. Murden

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<v Speaker 5>is this legend from way earlier texts where he was

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<v Speaker 5>this wild man that was like this court magician. I

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Yes, something happened to him.

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<v Speaker 5>He saw the horrors of war, That's what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>He just fled into the woods for like fifty years

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<v Speaker 5>And then his sanity is restored by the gift of

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<v Speaker 5>prophecy and he comes back out and he's like a

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<v Speaker 5>wizard again. But the reason he changed the name from

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<v Speaker 5>Murden to merlinis is because in Latin, the prefix it's

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<v Speaker 5>either the prefix or the suffix of the word. Merden

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<v Speaker 5>meant shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so oh marred.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, marred means the shitty one. Jeffrey of Monmouth was like,

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<v Speaker 5>let's come up with a better name.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. I only know that because all the

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<v Speaker 1>time Angel Candelaria shout out, he'll just go mailed, like

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<v Speaker 1>out of nowhere. And I finally asked him, like, what

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck are you saying. He's like, Marred it means

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<v Speaker 1>shit in French.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, in Spanish, the shitty one. Yeah, the shitty one.

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<v Speaker 5>So he was like, yeah, we're gonna call him merlinis.

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<v Speaker 1>That's probably better change it doesn't mean the shitty one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. So in the original, yeah, it's he's fascinated with

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<v Speaker 5>the Welsh stories of King's heroes monsters, so he becomes

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<v Speaker 5>a scholar of the church. He researched all these historical

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<v Speaker 5>tablets written in Latin, so his name was Murden, but

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<v Speaker 5>instead of translating it to Murdinis, he changed it to

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<v Speaker 5>merlinis right. Also Ambrosia, because there was another story based

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<v Speaker 5>on this other figure who was this fatherless child of

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<v Speaker 5>wonder named Ambrosius from way earlier times. Also, at some

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<v Speaker 5>point in Italy, Merlin was regarded as prominent of a

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<v Speaker 5>prophet as Isaiah from the Bible.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn.

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<v Speaker 5>So Jeffrey of Monmouth was writing these legends as fiction,

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<v Speaker 5>just having fun with it, but the people at the

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<v Speaker 5>time were seeing it as real, like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 5>these are real prophecies because he was telling ancient stories

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<v Speaker 5>that that really happened. Like you said, he was telling

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<v Speaker 5>real historical stories. Yeah, it's like pseudohistory, pseudohistory, but he

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<v Speaker 5>was weaving Merlin and the prophecies into it, and the

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<v Speaker 5>commoners reading it were like, Oh my god, this all

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<v Speaker 1>This is real. Yeah, it's like mythology.

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<v Speaker 5>He was like the original nostradamis.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's sick.

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<v Speaker 4>So this is really interesting to me because this still happens,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think we talked about it, like getting into

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<v Speaker 4>like stranger things. Like stranger Things makes me mad because

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<v Speaker 4>Operation Monarch and mk Ultra get conflated with these fake stories.

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<v Speaker 4>But this has been going on for a long time,

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<v Speaker 4>it seems, oh yeah, forever, and so it still goes

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<v Speaker 4>on today, this pseudohistory where we're taking, you know, things

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<v Speaker 4>that really really happened and are kind of on the

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<v Speaker 1>But the really wild and interesting thing to me is

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<v Speaker 1>that court magicians were a real thing.

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<v Speaker 5>They still are.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember we talked about this.

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<v Speaker 5>Ronald Reagan, right, had an astrologer that was like, you're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna be in serious trouble if you go out on

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<v Speaker 5>this day, and he did and he was shot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So it's like it's a weird thing, this whole Merlin.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that's why there's so many blurred lines, and there's

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<v Speaker 1>people out there that still like believe he was real.

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<v Speaker 1>People believe he was just allegory fiction, nonfiction. Who knows

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<v Speaker 1>what it is. The lines are so blurred because to

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, this like this neo Mythology of Britannia written

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<v Speaker 1>by Geoffrey of Monmouth is like really convincing and historically

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<v Speaker 1>sound in many ways, and it's like what was real

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<v Speaker 1>what wasn't.

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<v Speaker 5>It's kind of like Hermistroch's magicis right exactly archetypal stage figure,

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<v Speaker 5>Like did he really exist?

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<v Speaker 1>You know?

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<v Speaker 5>Theirs speculation that maybe he really did exist, but it

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't a person named Merlin to be with someone named Merdon.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, maybe it was ambrosious, Maybe there was a

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<v Speaker 5>real person that he was based on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's yeah, there's there's a bunch a ton that

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<v Speaker 1>he could have been based on He's also he also

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<v Speaker 1>bears many similarities to Odin. Yeah, you know, many similarities

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<v Speaker 1>like this.

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<v Speaker 5>Wise old wizard that kind of lives out in the.

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<v Speaker 1>World in the woods. He's the future. It's like there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's tons of overlap between this figure and all these

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<v Speaker 1>other figures. So it's it's really fascinating.

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<v Speaker 5>At some point, there were after you know, these original

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<v Speaker 5>writings of Merlin or merlinis, there were other scholars and

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<v Speaker 5>authors writing more and more and more stuff about Merlin.

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<v Speaker 5>At one point, Shakespeare actually debunked Merlin stories as being fabricated.

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<v Speaker 5>Like that's how big the legend grew, Shakespeare debt them.

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<v Speaker 4>But still to this isn't there like speculation about Shakespeare being.

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<v Speaker 1>Real or not? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, was it one person or was it.

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<v Speaker 1>A group of people's Yeah exactly. Yeah, what's it called

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<v Speaker 1>a pseudonym or whatever? Yeah, yeah, that's still debated. But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, so is the existence of Merlin. Like, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>there are entire like burial sites, Yeah, like the Merlin's

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<v Speaker 1>Mound and Merlin's Hill, and like there's like six or

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<v Speaker 1>seven different places in the world that like the legend

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<v Speaker 1>is that Merlin is buried there. We'll check this out, dude.

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<v Speaker 5>Recently, like in the last I think it was like

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<v Speaker 5>in the eighties or the nineties, there was a body

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<v Speaker 5>found in a Pete Bog in Britain that had strong evidence.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll explain the evidence in but it's the body. The

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<v Speaker 5>analysis of the body suggested that it may have been

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<v Speaker 5>ritually sacrificed in the fashion that the Druids did. They

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<v Speaker 5>called it the triple death. It was like they would

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<v Speaker 5>slit their throat, they would take tendon chords and they

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<v Speaker 5>would suffocate them and then when they're already dead, they

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<v Speaker 5>would submerge them in water as like a symbolic you're

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<v Speaker 5>also being drowned. It's it's the triple death, because I mean,

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<v Speaker 5>come on, in every ancient religion ever, the number three

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<v Speaker 5>is this powerful mystical number. But even to the Druids,

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<v Speaker 5>the maiden, the mother of the krone, the Triketra, you

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<v Speaker 5>always see that symbol, the Druid symbol with this like

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<v Speaker 5>the yeah, they they had that right, They had this

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<v Speaker 5>very sacred ritual called the triple death, and it was

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<v Speaker 5>like a high honor to be sacrificed in this way.

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<v Speaker 5>It wasn't something that was common, and there are some

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<v Speaker 5>stories to say that Merlin was sacrificed in this way.

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<v Speaker 5>So this body that they found, there's scholars now being like,

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<v Speaker 5>is this who the real Merlin may have been found

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<v Speaker 5>in the certain peat bog which some legend says he

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<v Speaker 5>was buried in this peat bog?

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<v Speaker 1>Where was it.

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<v Speaker 5>Somewhere in Britain?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember, yeah, because it's That's another thing that's

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<v Speaker 1>still hotly debated is like was he from Wales or

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<v Speaker 1>was he from Scotland? Yeah, like all of the there's

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<v Speaker 1>there's burials in both places, there are legends from both places.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like tons of evidence from both places of like

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<v Speaker 1>where this whole myth came about or whatever. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>people still debate was he real or not?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I mean it's hard to say it. I feel

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<v Speaker 5>like with a story that passes through the ages like that,

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<v Speaker 5>that has such a a resonance to it, that spreads

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<v Speaker 5>like there has to be something to it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I also feel like it gets to a certain

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<v Speaker 1>point where it doesn't even matter anymore. It doesn't matter

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<v Speaker 1>if they existed or not, because their impact exists and

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<v Speaker 1>that's all that matters. It's just like the hermis tris

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<v Speaker 1>measures thing like who cares if he actually existed or not,

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<v Speaker 1>Like the knowledge is here, the downloads happened, or you

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<v Speaker 1>know whatever, Like people have been communicating with something from

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<v Speaker 1>the beyond that gave them the idea of this hermes

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<v Speaker 1>tris mejistice. Maybe it was just a symbol of the mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows, but it doesn't really matter at this point.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm glad you said that, because I was watching this

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<v Speaker 5>lecture from this guy and instead of like a modern figure,

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<v Speaker 5>he calls himself Arthur Uther Pendragon, and he's like he

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<v Speaker 5>like dresses in this like ancient Celtic attire, and he

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<v Speaker 5>calls himself as like a modern pagan priest, and he's

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<v Speaker 5>talking about the myths of Merlin and Arthur. And I

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<v Speaker 5>think he was a British guy, and he was saying

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<v Speaker 5>exactly what you just said, Like it's there comes a

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<v Speaker 5>certain point where you know, like Jeffrey of Monmouth, was

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<v Speaker 5>he making this up? Was he basing this on real

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<v Speaker 5>historical evidence? He was like at some point though, it

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<v Speaker 5>calls into question was he possibly channeling material like something

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<v Speaker 5>that we would call it in modern times or as

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<v Speaker 5>he said, an aquarium times. You know, we talk about

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<v Speaker 5>this channeling material and getting this information from the spirit world.

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<v Speaker 5>Perhaps that could have been regarded as primitive ancient channeled material,

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<v Speaker 5>all these writings of this Merlin figure.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. That's the thing, Like it gets

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<v Speaker 1>to a point where it doesn't matter, Like there are

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<v Speaker 1>accounts throughout antiquity of people receiving messages from Merlin, like

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<v Speaker 1>the Spirit of Merlin. To this day, there are entire

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<v Speaker 1>there's a cult of Merlin, like there is a and

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<v Speaker 1>it is spread throughout the world. Here I wrote a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about it. Let's just go ahead, and I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know anything, let's just jump there. Spread around the world,

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<v Speaker 1>there still exists a living cult of Merlin, and there

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<v Speaker 1>are many active chapters in North America and the UK.

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<v Speaker 1>There's there's active chapters all around the world, but there's

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<v Speaker 1>a lot in North America, in the UK obviously for

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<v Speaker 1>obviously UK obviously right. There are professors, Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>found there's a professor in California, and there's a professor

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<v Speaker 1>in Ohio and Colorado. There are professors who teach entire

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<v Speaker 1>courses about Merlin's life and his magic. Would take that course,

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding.

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<v Speaker 6>Yet?

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<v Speaker 1>I would to Merlinian magic. So this call groups of

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<v Speaker 1>followers like candles and chant old Welsh and Scottish poems

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<v Speaker 1>wo to divine and receive Merlin's teachings of wisdom. There

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<v Speaker 1>are many accounts, many claims the world over of people

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<v Speaker 1>who say they receive messages from Merlin's spirit, instructing them

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<v Speaker 1>and passing on teachings, eventually leading to the receiver of

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<v Speaker 1>the messages being given the title of Merlin. This is

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<v Speaker 1>another thing that I found in my research. Since like

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<v Speaker 1>Merlinian times, since our Thurian times, after the quote unquote

420
00:23:41.720 --> 00:23:46.440
<v Speaker 1>death of Merlin, there have been accounts of people channeling

421
00:23:46.519 --> 00:23:52.680
<v Speaker 1>messages claiming to come from Merlin, basically saying that if

422
00:23:52.960 --> 00:23:57.119
<v Speaker 1>the person receiving these messages follows these and like reaches

423
00:23:57.160 --> 00:24:01.960
<v Speaker 1>a point of sagehood or whatever, they are granted the

424
00:24:02.000 --> 00:24:05.799
<v Speaker 1>title of Merlin. That's very cool, Like it's almost it's

425
00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:09.039
<v Speaker 1>believed among a lot of scholars that like possibly Merlin

426
00:24:09.720 --> 00:24:13.799
<v Speaker 1>was never even this figure's name, right, it could have

427
00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:16.759
<v Speaker 1>always just been a title for like a grand wizard.

428
00:24:17.119 --> 00:24:19.880
<v Speaker 1>That sounds bad saying grand wizard, but you know what

429
00:24:19.920 --> 00:24:23.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean context too, like a yeah, like a powerful no,

430
00:24:23.319 --> 00:24:23.960
<v Speaker 1>that's wizard.

431
00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:25.839
<v Speaker 5>That's a very interesting point. I didn't I didn't come

432
00:24:25.880 --> 00:24:28.640
<v Speaker 5>across this at all. This is very, very fascinating stuff.

433
00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:31.680
<v Speaker 5>It's like we talked about this on the Hermeticism episode.

434
00:24:31.720 --> 00:24:34.319
<v Speaker 5>We talked about the concept of well, why would the

435
00:24:34.359 --> 00:24:36.359
<v Speaker 5>text say this, but then later on down the road

436
00:24:36.400 --> 00:24:38.759
<v Speaker 5>it would actually say this that contradicts this, And it's like, well,

437
00:24:39.200 --> 00:24:42.960
<v Speaker 5>because you have this master that's giving these lessons to

438
00:24:43.039 --> 00:24:45.799
<v Speaker 5>the disciple over time, and as they're reaching higher levels

439
00:24:45.799 --> 00:24:48.559
<v Speaker 5>of consciousness, then they bring them on deeper into the

440
00:24:48.599 --> 00:24:52.960
<v Speaker 5>secret and in these ancient orders, when you reach certain levels,

441
00:24:54.359 --> 00:24:56.599
<v Speaker 5>you go through initiations and you receive a new title,

442
00:24:56.680 --> 00:25:01.400
<v Speaker 5>like usually, you know, the the entry level title is neophyte. Yeah,

443
00:25:01.440 --> 00:25:02.119
<v Speaker 5>you're a neophyt.

444
00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:04.119
<v Speaker 1>You're new to the most like an acolyte or whatever.

445
00:25:04.400 --> 00:25:07.400
<v Speaker 5>Right, right, But now that's very cool, Like what if

446
00:25:07.400 --> 00:25:10.359
<v Speaker 5>Merlin wasn't really a person, but it was this secret

447
00:25:10.480 --> 00:25:13.480
<v Speaker 5>title like the magis or the sage. You know, Merlin,

448
00:25:13.599 --> 00:25:16.039
<v Speaker 5>you would it could be a metaphor like when you

449
00:25:16.079 --> 00:25:21.319
<v Speaker 5>reach this level of consciousness, you are at this status.

450
00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:23.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean, who knows, dude, Like none of us

451
00:25:23.720 --> 00:25:26.440
<v Speaker 1>have ever been like a court magician or something yeah,

452
00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:28.880
<v Speaker 1>like it could have been among the order of these

453
00:25:28.920 --> 00:25:31.880
<v Speaker 1>court magicians that like the highest title that you could

454
00:25:31.880 --> 00:25:36.119
<v Speaker 1>receive is that of Merlin. Like we don't know, we

455
00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:39.920
<v Speaker 1>don't know, but there are tons of legends and and

456
00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:45.440
<v Speaker 1>like depictions paintings of an actual figure of Merlin. And

457
00:25:45.640 --> 00:25:48.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean I think whether he was a singular figure

458
00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:52.759
<v Speaker 1>or not, the fact remains that it is so fascinating

459
00:25:52.799 --> 00:25:56.559
<v Speaker 1>and his legends, the legends surrounding him are so fascinating.

460
00:25:56.640 --> 00:25:59.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like, at what point does it become real? Right,

461
00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:01.759
<v Speaker 5>Like the the energy of it, the force of it, Like,

462
00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:04.400
<v Speaker 5>at what point do we say, wow, you know there

463
00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:07.799
<v Speaker 5>is a Merlin Because there's over a thousand years of

464
00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:10.960
<v Speaker 5>writings about this figure. You have over a thousand years

465
00:26:11.279 --> 00:26:14.039
<v Speaker 5>or more of people being in this cult of Merlin

466
00:26:14.119 --> 00:26:16.799
<v Speaker 5>and trying to receive messages from this forest. It's like

467
00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:20.960
<v Speaker 5>it's the same as herb Eastrus, Majstus or Jesus or Krishna.

468
00:26:21.039 --> 00:26:22.839
<v Speaker 1>It's like any stage throughout time.

469
00:26:22.960 --> 00:26:25.519
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's like you have these different archetypal expressions of

470
00:26:26.200 --> 00:26:30.480
<v Speaker 5>the one thing. But you know, maybe Britain in the

471
00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:35.119
<v Speaker 5>UK and Scotland and Ireland at the time was like well, dang,

472
00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:37.359
<v Speaker 5>we don't have a religion. Yeah, but this is how

473
00:26:37.400 --> 00:26:39.799
<v Speaker 5>we interface with the supernatural. So we're just kind of,

474
00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:42.960
<v Speaker 5>you know, calling it what we can.

475
00:26:42.839 --> 00:26:43.319
<v Speaker 1>As we go.

476
00:26:43.599 --> 00:26:46.720
<v Speaker 5>It's like, where's the distinction and the religion that started

477
00:26:46.759 --> 00:26:48.920
<v Speaker 5>five thousand years ago versus the one that started one

478
00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:49.759
<v Speaker 5>thousand years ago?

479
00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:52.680
<v Speaker 1>Exactly? You know what I mean. They're they're for all

480
00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:55.680
<v Speaker 1>intents and purposes, they're just as real as the other. Right,

481
00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:57.839
<v Speaker 1>you want to hear that reminded me of something you

482
00:26:57.839 --> 00:27:01.759
<v Speaker 1>want to hear something really fascinating is actually J R.

483
00:27:01.799 --> 00:27:05.759
<v Speaker 1>Tolkien wrote, uh, the Lord of the Rings, largely because

484
00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:08.559
<v Speaker 1>he writes he wrote about this before he ever wrote

485
00:27:08.559 --> 00:27:11.839
<v Speaker 1>Lord of the Rings. How he mourned for the loss

486
00:27:12.119 --> 00:27:17.160
<v Speaker 1>of Britain's mythology. Wow, and he like his whole life,

487
00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:20.039
<v Speaker 1>he mourned, and he felt that it was just such

488
00:27:20.039 --> 00:27:22.640
<v Speaker 1>a great disservice to the world that that mythology was

489
00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:25.720
<v Speaker 1>lost forever, and he wanted to create a mythology. And

490
00:27:25.759 --> 00:27:28.640
<v Speaker 1>he even goes as far as saying that, like, like

491
00:27:28.759 --> 00:27:32.279
<v Speaker 1>Gandolf is basically his Merlin. Yeah, it's obvious he is.

492
00:27:32.359 --> 00:27:35.160
<v Speaker 1>He's he's his Gray Wizard's.

493
00:27:34.920 --> 00:27:37.920
<v Speaker 5>He's he's the like the he I mean, sure, he's

494
00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:40.519
<v Speaker 5>kind of like a court magician, but he's deeper than that.

495
00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:43.480
<v Speaker 5>But he's like the council to Frodo and the Fellowship,

496
00:27:43.599 --> 00:27:46.960
<v Speaker 5>he's like their counselor. He doesn't really get so involved,

497
00:27:47.079 --> 00:27:49.599
<v Speaker 5>but yeah, you know when he has to. He can

498
00:27:49.640 --> 00:27:50.359
<v Speaker 5>see through time.

499
00:27:50.559 --> 00:27:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Yep, look to the east on the light of the fifth.

500
00:27:52.759 --> 00:27:54.960
<v Speaker 5>Day and I'll be there, you know, and boom, he

501
00:27:55.039 --> 00:27:57.640
<v Speaker 5>saw the future five days in advance and he appeared

502
00:27:57.680 --> 00:27:58.440
<v Speaker 5>right at that moment.

503
00:27:58.799 --> 00:27:59.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

504
00:27:59.440 --> 00:28:01.400
<v Speaker 5>And speak to the animals. He speaks to the little

505
00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:03.440
<v Speaker 5>bugs and they fly away, and you know, he.

506
00:28:03.480 --> 00:28:05.759
<v Speaker 1>Speaks to grabs the moth and then talks to it,

507
00:28:05.799 --> 00:28:07.119
<v Speaker 1>and then the eagle comes and stuff.

508
00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:07.519
<v Speaker 5>Uh huh.

509
00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:10.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like that. That for all intentsive purposes, could

510
00:28:10.519 --> 00:28:15.000
<v Speaker 1>be like the mythology, Like there's obviously this gap in

511
00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:18.880
<v Speaker 1>history where the mythology was eradicated, and here we have

512
00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:22.680
<v Speaker 1>these new mythologies rising. Do you know about like the

513
00:28:22.680 --> 00:28:26.599
<v Speaker 1>first story of Merlin that emerged sort of let me

514
00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:30.200
<v Speaker 1>read it. Uh so in Jeoffrey's telling, which was I

515
00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:33.079
<v Speaker 1>think it was called just History of Britannia or something.

516
00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:35.359
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I had it written down right here. It's called

517
00:28:36.160 --> 00:28:39.519
<v Speaker 5>uh the History of Kings of Britain or Historia Region Brittannia.

518
00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:45.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, okay, cool. So in Jeoffrey's telling British King Vordigern,

519
00:28:45.839 --> 00:28:48.039
<v Speaker 1>this this is back I do you know this one?

520
00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:51.279
<v Speaker 1>This is back in like uh.

521
00:28:50.920 --> 00:28:53.000
<v Speaker 5>I mean I really existed in like ye seven or

522
00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:53.599
<v Speaker 5>eight hundreds.

523
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a real storyatly this is claimed to be

524
00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:58.640
<v Speaker 1>back in like the sixth century, like like six or

525
00:28:58.680 --> 00:29:02.559
<v Speaker 1>seventh cent five hundreds then yeah, yeah, yeah. British King

526
00:29:02.640 --> 00:29:06.200
<v Speaker 1>Vordigern flees to Wales, where he tries to build a

527
00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:10.079
<v Speaker 1>tower to protect himself from the Saxons. They were at

528
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:14.480
<v Speaker 1>war for hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years. He

529
00:29:14.519 --> 00:29:17.160
<v Speaker 1>tries to build a tower to protect himself, but the

530
00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:21.680
<v Speaker 1>tower is mysteriously toppled every night and the foundations crumble.

531
00:29:22.880 --> 00:29:25.920
<v Speaker 1>His wizards, his court wizards tell him that he must

532
00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:30.359
<v Speaker 1>find and sacrifice a fatherless child to allow the tower

533
00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:34.319
<v Speaker 1>to stand with them of Jesus, right, it is really

534
00:29:34.359 --> 00:29:40.279
<v Speaker 1>fascinating the parallels like the sacrifice the fatherless child, and

535
00:29:40.359 --> 00:29:44.680
<v Speaker 1>they find such a candidate in young Merlin. He's a

536
00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:49.119
<v Speaker 1>child at this point, so they go and they get Merlin,

537
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.680
<v Speaker 1>they go find him, they bring him to this tower

538
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:55.799
<v Speaker 1>and he informs them that they're all wrong. I imagine

539
00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:58.880
<v Speaker 1>that real quick. Imagine that these wizards are like, you

540
00:29:58.920 --> 00:30:00.839
<v Speaker 1>gotta go out and sacrifice as a kid and puts

541
00:30:00.799 --> 00:30:03.279
<v Speaker 1>it because they were they were literally saying like, not

542
00:30:03.359 --> 00:30:06.160
<v Speaker 1>just sacrifice the kid and the tower will stand. Sacrifice

543
00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:09.000
<v Speaker 1>the kid and like pour his blood all over the

544
00:30:09.039 --> 00:30:12.519
<v Speaker 1>stones and it will fortify the tower and keep it

545
00:30:12.519 --> 00:30:15.480
<v Speaker 1>from crumbling. And then this kid shows up and he's like, nah,

546
00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:18.279
<v Speaker 1>you're all wrong. He tells them they're all wrong, and

547
00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:22.039
<v Speaker 1>that there's a pool beneath the foundation of the tower,

548
00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:26.519
<v Speaker 1>and that if they look in the pool, there are

549
00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:31.079
<v Speaker 1>two dragons and two stones, a red dragon and a

550
00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:35.440
<v Speaker 1>white dragon. So they dig beneath, They dig beneath the

551
00:30:35.440 --> 00:30:38.400
<v Speaker 1>foundation and they find that Merlin was right. Merlin sees

552
00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:42.039
<v Speaker 1>the two dragons, he enters into a trance and foretells

553
00:30:42.079 --> 00:30:45.240
<v Speaker 1>the future of the Britons to the end of time.

554
00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:48.480
<v Speaker 1>In that moment, this kid just channeling the fucking whole

555
00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:49.480
<v Speaker 1>entire future.

556
00:30:49.359 --> 00:30:54.599
<v Speaker 5>And that channeling material is the original prophecies that were published.

557
00:30:55.519 --> 00:31:00.240
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, Merlin's prophecies. So he sees the two dragons,

558
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:03.079
<v Speaker 1>he goes into the trance foretells the whole future, and

559
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:07.000
<v Speaker 1>he decrees that the dragons are a metaphor. The white

560
00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:11.920
<v Speaker 1>dragon symbolizes the Saxons, the red dragon symbolizes the Brits,

561
00:31:12.599 --> 00:31:15.799
<v Speaker 1>and that the white dragon will triumph over the red dragon,

562
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:19.039
<v Speaker 1>so the Saxons will triumph over the Brits, and predicting

563
00:31:19.079 --> 00:31:21.799
<v Speaker 1>the coming of the great a great king by the

564
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:25.559
<v Speaker 1>name of Arthur. So that whole he talks about the

565
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:28.759
<v Speaker 1>fall of the British Empire, the rise of King Arthur like.

566
00:31:28.839 --> 00:31:32.160
<v Speaker 1>He tells the entire history of the Brits in that moment,

567
00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:36.119
<v Speaker 1>channeling in this trance like state. Later in Geoffrey's telling,

568
00:31:36.279 --> 00:31:41.039
<v Speaker 1>he describes how Merlin orchestrates the birth of Arthur, casting

569
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:45.319
<v Speaker 1>spells to help King Uther, which was his father, Dragon,

570
00:31:45.519 --> 00:31:49.240
<v Speaker 1>Arthur's father helped King Uther Pendragon take the form of

571
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:53.079
<v Speaker 1>the Duke of Cornwall to conceive his enemy. Yeah, to

572
00:31:53.160 --> 00:31:55.279
<v Speaker 1>conceive with e Grain, Yeah.

573
00:31:55.119 --> 00:31:56.599
<v Speaker 5>The beautiful Duchess of Cornwall.

574
00:31:56.680 --> 00:31:59.119
<v Speaker 1>So it's like not, it's like not only was he

575
00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:01.200
<v Speaker 1>because I I never knew that part of it. I

576
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:04.319
<v Speaker 1>thought he was just like he was Arthur's right hand man,

577
00:32:04.400 --> 00:32:06.839
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know like the whole origins of everything. According

578
00:32:06.920 --> 00:32:12.039
<v Speaker 1>to this the reason Arthur was born is because Merlin

579
00:32:12.279 --> 00:32:15.920
<v Speaker 1>saw into the future, saw that this king needed to

580
00:32:15.960 --> 00:32:20.200
<v Speaker 1>be born, and like literally hatched a plan to birth Arthur.

581
00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:24.319
<v Speaker 1>I had no idea whatsoever that that was. So that's

582
00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:28.079
<v Speaker 1>the start. And then from that point forward he was

583
00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:32.079
<v Speaker 1>Uther's court wizard, his direct court wizard, and then of

584
00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:36.279
<v Speaker 1>course Uther was succeeded by Arthur. He was Arthur's court wizard.

585
00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:40.039
<v Speaker 1>He was court wizard for many many British kings according

586
00:32:40.079 --> 00:32:44.359
<v Speaker 1>to the legends. Yeah, that's it for that story. And

587
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:48.680
<v Speaker 1>there's I got prophecies of Merlin also, Come on, we

588
00:32:48.720 --> 00:32:52.960
<v Speaker 1>haven't even mentioned it yet. The most probably the story

589
00:32:53.000 --> 00:32:57.559
<v Speaker 1>that Merlin is most associated with is the Grail, the

590
00:32:57.640 --> 00:32:58.599
<v Speaker 1>Holy Grail.

591
00:32:58.519 --> 00:33:03.079
<v Speaker 5>Right, I'm a I'm thinking now that we should do

592
00:33:03.119 --> 00:33:06.759
<v Speaker 5>a follow up of this with like King Arthur Arthurian legends,

593
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:08.920
<v Speaker 5>you know, like the Arthurian myth.

594
00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:13.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Arthur. But that brings up a good point. What's

595
00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:16.960
<v Speaker 1>your What do you think is your favorite like depiction

596
00:33:17.079 --> 00:33:18.240
<v Speaker 1>of Merlin that you've seen?

597
00:33:19.079 --> 00:33:21.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh, I mean I really did like that series growing

598
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:22.720
<v Speaker 5>up the nineties.

599
00:33:22.799 --> 00:33:24.880
<v Speaker 1>To watch that. It's cool because I looked into it

600
00:33:24.920 --> 00:33:27.279
<v Speaker 1>a good bit while doing research and it seems really sick.

601
00:33:27.440 --> 00:33:28.240
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's awesome.

602
00:33:28.279 --> 00:33:29.680
<v Speaker 1>There's obviously the Disney one.

603
00:33:30.240 --> 00:33:34.240
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but that's that's really not you know Disney movies are.

604
00:33:34.319 --> 00:33:37.400
<v Speaker 5>It takes like some really cool historical thing and it's cool,

605
00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:40.519
<v Speaker 5>but it's it's really just so whimsical and not really

606
00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:43.200
<v Speaker 5>grounded in reality. And obviously, you know, the Merlin myth

607
00:33:43.279 --> 00:33:47.680
<v Speaker 5>is supernatural and all this. But the show is very cool.

608
00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:50.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I want to watch that. I saw it looks

609
00:33:50.599 --> 00:33:51.119
<v Speaker 1>really cool.

610
00:33:51.359 --> 00:33:53.920
<v Speaker 5>My favorite is always like the story of the Lady

611
00:33:53.920 --> 00:33:56.319
<v Speaker 5>in the Lake Merlin and Arthur and then you know,

612
00:33:56.359 --> 00:33:58.839
<v Speaker 5>he receives the glowing sort of light excalibur from the

613
00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:01.839
<v Speaker 5>Lady in the Lake. I think that's very cool. But

614
00:34:02.119 --> 00:34:03.599
<v Speaker 5>I don't know. I mean, I never really thought about

615
00:34:03.599 --> 00:34:04.960
<v Speaker 5>like a favorite story of Merlin.

616
00:34:05.880 --> 00:34:09.320
<v Speaker 1>Well, like depiction, Like I really loved the Merlin from

617
00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:12.840
<v Speaker 1>the Green Knight movie. Yeah it was Merlin in that movie. Yeah,

618
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:15.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember. He had like sacred geometry tattoos all

619
00:34:15.840 --> 00:34:19.320
<v Speaker 1>over his arms and shit, bro that shit is That's

620
00:34:19.320 --> 00:34:21.960
<v Speaker 1>like the coolest depiction of Merlin that I've seen. They

621
00:34:21.960 --> 00:34:24.639
<v Speaker 1>had the round table and everything. Yeah, yeah, he had

622
00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:27.079
<v Speaker 1>a I think he had a pentagram pendent or something.

623
00:34:27.199 --> 00:34:30.280
<v Speaker 1>He was decked out. He had like crystals all over him,

624
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:33.480
<v Speaker 1>sacred geometry like that was I do not remember that,

625
00:34:33.559 --> 00:34:35.960
<v Speaker 1>oh bro. I mean I've seen that movie like five times.

626
00:34:36.000 --> 00:34:38.119
<v Speaker 5>I had to read Sir Godwaen and the Green Knight

627
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:41.480
<v Speaker 5>freshman year in college, which it was so boring.

628
00:34:41.559 --> 00:34:45.400
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I never read that. I don't think we read

629
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:48.360
<v Speaker 1>any I mean I didn't read any stuff like that. No,

630
00:34:48.440 --> 00:34:50.039
<v Speaker 1>I never I know, I have a lot of friends

631
00:34:50.039 --> 00:34:51.639
<v Speaker 1>who read the whole gow.

632
00:34:51.760 --> 00:34:53.880
<v Speaker 5>And it's just like Old English, and you know it's

633
00:34:54.000 --> 00:34:57.519
<v Speaker 5>the Old English doesn't lend much to excitement, but yeah,

634
00:34:57.559 --> 00:35:00.400
<v Speaker 5>it's it's it's crazy, man, Like we we could we

635
00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:03.199
<v Speaker 5>could do like a whole thing on on the Arthurian legend.

636
00:35:03.480 --> 00:35:07.559
<v Speaker 5>But you know, there there's there's some speculation that there's

637
00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:11.719
<v Speaker 5>more evidence that Merlin was a real person than Arthur

638
00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:15.079
<v Speaker 5>being a real person. Really, Yeah, like what you were

639
00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:17.519
<v Speaker 5>talking about earlier, where it's speculated was he from Wales,

640
00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:21.559
<v Speaker 5>Was he from the Celtic region, you know, Scotland more

641
00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:24.960
<v Speaker 5>Northern UK or Britain as they called it back then,

642
00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:28.960
<v Speaker 5>like b R. I t o n. But there is

643
00:35:29.039 --> 00:35:31.199
<v Speaker 5>this I can't remember all the names because it's really

644
00:35:31.400 --> 00:35:36.400
<v Speaker 5>old English Celtic names. And there was this fortress way

645
00:35:36.519 --> 00:35:40.760
<v Speaker 5>up in the north that was named after Murden.

646
00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:43.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I saw that. I saw that there was

647
00:35:43.880 --> 00:35:46.679
<v Speaker 1>one of Murden. There was another of Melkin, which is

648
00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:48.920
<v Speaker 1>another that's thought to be like inspired by the same

649
00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:52.480
<v Speaker 1>stories and stuff. There's like there's shit named after Merlin

650
00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:56.000
<v Speaker 1>all over the planet, like it's it's crazy. There's there's

651
00:35:56.000 --> 00:35:59.559
<v Speaker 1>stuff in Ireland, Scotland, there's stuff in America. There are

652
00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:03.159
<v Speaker 1>like play is in America that are there's like mounds.

653
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Have you seen Merlin's Mound? That shit is crazy America? No,

654
00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:11.440
<v Speaker 1>I think that one is in Scotland. And uh, it's

655
00:36:11.519 --> 00:36:15.559
<v Speaker 1>like this huge it's still preserved to this day. There's

656
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:18.880
<v Speaker 1>like there's like a whole foundation and committee that's devoted

657
00:36:18.880 --> 00:36:21.199
<v Speaker 1>to like keeping it preserved and stuff. So you like

658
00:36:21.239 --> 00:36:24.559
<v Speaker 1>you see this like they this beautiful city in Scotland

659
00:36:24.559 --> 00:36:27.960
<v Speaker 1>and then right in the middle is this huge mound

660
00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:31.480
<v Speaker 1>like with rings of stone going up the whole thing.

661
00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:35.239
<v Speaker 1>It's like this lush, green like mound with all these

662
00:36:35.320 --> 00:36:38.000
<v Speaker 1>rings of stone going around it, and the people in

663
00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:41.400
<v Speaker 1>that town, like they just are fully in on the

664
00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:44.880
<v Speaker 1>fact that that's where Merlin's buried. Wow, like fully that's

665
00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:49.000
<v Speaker 1>really cool. Yeah, that whole city they kind of like Salem, Yes, exactly,

666
00:36:49.480 --> 00:36:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Like you know how in Salem, like everything is about

667
00:36:53.039 --> 00:36:55.960
<v Speaker 1>witches and the witch trials and it's all it's it's

668
00:36:56.400 --> 00:36:58.360
<v Speaker 1>all you see whenever you go to Salem. I mean

669
00:36:58.360 --> 00:37:00.559
<v Speaker 1>I've only been once, but it's like it's, oh, you've

670
00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:01.400
<v Speaker 1>actually been. That's cool.

671
00:37:01.760 --> 00:37:02.800
<v Speaker 5>It's like I've always wanted to go.

672
00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:06.559
<v Speaker 1>It's just which is it's everywhere that's like that's their

673
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:10.800
<v Speaker 1>thing in this town. It's literally Merlin. Everything is Merlin.

674
00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:14.719
<v Speaker 1>They have pubs that are named after Merlin. The drinks

675
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:18.159
<v Speaker 1>in the pubs are named after Merlin. Like everything's about Merlin.

676
00:37:18.280 --> 00:37:19.039
<v Speaker 5>That's super cool.

677
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:19.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

678
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:22.280
<v Speaker 5>It's also like did you see that video years ago

679
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:24.519
<v Speaker 5>in a small town in Alabama where there was this

680
00:37:25.239 --> 00:37:28.000
<v Speaker 5>news report that there was a leprechaun Crichton Leprechaun.

681
00:37:29.719 --> 00:37:31.599
<v Speaker 4>No, my my cousins lived there.

682
00:37:32.119 --> 00:37:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Crichton.

683
00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:35.840
<v Speaker 4>Where's that they it's I think it's near Mobile, Alabama.

684
00:37:35.840 --> 00:37:38.360
<v Speaker 4>I think it's a neighborhood. But there was some news

685
00:37:38.360 --> 00:37:41.599
<v Speaker 4>report that someone saw a Leprechaun and then everybody's in

686
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:41.920
<v Speaker 4>on it.

687
00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I always wondered, is that where the movies? Is that

688
00:37:44.920 --> 00:37:49.639
<v Speaker 1>where the inspiration for the movies came from? Guys? No, wait,

689
00:37:49.679 --> 00:37:50.880
<v Speaker 1>when did that happen? When did the thing?

690
00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:51.079
<v Speaker 4>Like?

691
00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:54.760
<v Speaker 1>I think well that movie the the movies came out

692
00:37:54.800 --> 00:37:57.639
<v Speaker 1>in the early two thousands. I'm pretty sure Leprechaun in

693
00:37:57.679 --> 00:38:01.400
<v Speaker 1>the Hood is what we're talking about. For those uninitiated.

694
00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:04.760
<v Speaker 5>Sorry, by the way, my allergies are killing my throat.

695
00:38:04.960 --> 00:38:06.760
<v Speaker 5>You feel like I get some water. You get some

696
00:38:06.800 --> 00:38:08.719
<v Speaker 5>water right down there if you need it. Yeah, have

697
00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:11.480
<v Speaker 5>you seen my lepren in the Hood? Alex, we're talking

698
00:38:11.480 --> 00:38:12.199
<v Speaker 5>about the same thing.

699
00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:15.360
<v Speaker 1>No, No, have you seen the movie A leprechn in

700
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:18.840
<v Speaker 1>the Hood? Yeah, there's a movie called Leprechaun in the Hood.

701
00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:22.360
<v Speaker 4>The Crichton Leprechaun. They asked somebody to draw it and

702
00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:23.559
<v Speaker 4>this is the drawing.

703
00:38:26.800 --> 00:38:27.719
<v Speaker 5>Amateur sketch.

704
00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:31.000
<v Speaker 1>They're like, yo, what we saw it in the trees.

705
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:35.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like the video of the unicorn, you know, like that.

706
00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:37.239
<v Speaker 1>There's another one in the hood. I think it was

707
00:38:37.320 --> 00:38:40.639
<v Speaker 1>maybe I think it was Georgia or somewhere. They're like

708
00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:44.679
<v Speaker 1>the hood and they're like, we saw the unicorn. It

709
00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:45.599
<v Speaker 1>was awesome.

710
00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:50.360
<v Speaker 4>My cousin took my brother when he went to go visit.

711
00:38:50.440 --> 00:38:54.440
<v Speaker 4>He took my brother where they know, Yeah, the unicorn thing.

712
00:38:57.480 --> 00:38:59.880
<v Speaker 4>They're like, this is the biggest thing that ever happened here, and.

713
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:02.039
<v Speaker 5>It's the biggest thing that ever happened to him.

714
00:39:02.079 --> 00:39:04.599
<v Speaker 1>It's the biggest thing that's ever happened anywhere. Let's be honest.

715
00:39:05.360 --> 00:39:07.519
<v Speaker 1>Nothing that we have proof.

716
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:08.559
<v Speaker 5>It doesn't get bigger.

717
00:39:09.559 --> 00:39:09.800
<v Speaker 1>Drawing.

718
00:39:10.199 --> 00:39:13.599
<v Speaker 4>You saw the drawing that are you showing the camera? Yeah,

719
00:39:13.719 --> 00:39:17.039
<v Speaker 4>that's right there, that's proof. That's the criton leprecaun I.

720
00:39:16.960 --> 00:39:19.239
<v Speaker 1>Mean, this is this is the biggest thing that's ever happened.

721
00:39:19.239 --> 00:39:21.519
<v Speaker 1>We should just turn our show into a show about that.

722
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:25.880
<v Speaker 1>Reports where is it? Yeah, where is Marilyn out leprecaun In?

723
00:39:26.480 --> 00:39:28.760
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but for real Leprechun would be a cool.

724
00:39:28.599 --> 00:39:31.239
<v Speaker 1>Episode too, But we need to do it for Saint

725
00:39:31.280 --> 00:39:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Patty's Day.

726
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:34.000
<v Speaker 5>There was a Yeah, that's a good point, which is

727
00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:34.480
<v Speaker 5>now past.

728
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:38.119
<v Speaker 1>Damn, it's kind of just happened, didn't it. We'll just

729
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:41.440
<v Speaker 1>record it now and wait till next year to release it.

730
00:39:41.119 --> 00:39:44.239
<v Speaker 5>Just put another one in the bank a year behind.

731
00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:47.679
<v Speaker 1>But oh my god, you just tripped me out so much.

732
00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:50.800
<v Speaker 1>I just saw on my phone discord popped up leprechaun.

733
00:39:51.280 --> 00:39:51.440
<v Speaker 6>No.

734
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:54.480
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was somebody in our discord talking about leprecauns.

735
00:39:54.519 --> 00:39:58.239
<v Speaker 1>It was Alex putting it in as a topic. Just

736
00:39:58.280 --> 00:40:00.280
<v Speaker 1>trip me out. That would have been funny. I've got

737
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:02.199
<v Speaker 1>a three tonight. Oh let's go.

738
00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:05.800
<v Speaker 5>Oh, there we go, there we go. It's uh yeah,

739
00:40:05.800 --> 00:40:09.280
<v Speaker 5>it's it's it's really cool man. The There was a

740
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:12.440
<v Speaker 5>another perspective that I saw, that's like, what if Merlin

741
00:40:12.599 --> 00:40:15.880
<v Speaker 5>was based on Druidic culture, right, what if he was

742
00:40:15.960 --> 00:40:18.519
<v Speaker 5>a Druid? What if he was some high level initiate

743
00:40:18.599 --> 00:40:23.559
<v Speaker 5>of Druid culture and we know, like based on history

744
00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:31.239
<v Speaker 5>that basically there were four levels of member of Druidic society.

745
00:40:31.320 --> 00:40:36.000
<v Speaker 5>You had like the prophets, the seers, the druids, and

746
00:40:36.079 --> 00:40:36.679
<v Speaker 5>the bards.

747
00:40:37.079 --> 00:40:41.199
<v Speaker 1>I think, right, I think Merdin was considered to be

748
00:40:41.239 --> 00:40:41.719
<v Speaker 1>a bard.

749
00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:43.840
<v Speaker 5>Ah yeah, that's right, that's right.

750
00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:45.440
<v Speaker 1>It was like he was a poet and a bard.

751
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:48.400
<v Speaker 1>And for those that don't know, the Druid that comes

752
00:40:48.480 --> 00:40:53.559
<v Speaker 1>from Celtic or Gaelic Celtic, okay, Celtic, that's like ancient

753
00:40:54.199 --> 00:40:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Celtic history and we know.

754
00:40:55.880 --> 00:40:58.880
<v Speaker 5>In history that the Roman Empire came and when they

755
00:40:58.920 --> 00:41:02.079
<v Speaker 5>wiped out the Celts, they started with the Druid class

756
00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:04.960
<v Speaker 5>because they knew that, like sure they had their kings,

757
00:41:04.960 --> 00:41:07.800
<v Speaker 5>they had their warriors and all these warring tribes, but

758
00:41:07.840 --> 00:41:10.000
<v Speaker 5>they knew that they all answered to the druids. The

759
00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:13.719
<v Speaker 5>Druids were like literally the priests of society that everyone

760
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:17.639
<v Speaker 5>looked to for guidance and for answers. So literally, in history,

761
00:41:17.719 --> 00:41:22.079
<v Speaker 5>they attacked Scotland and wiped out the Druids.

762
00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:23.800
<v Speaker 1>How they going to do that to all the fucking

763
00:41:23.880 --> 00:41:25.679
<v Speaker 1>cool guys that can turn into bears and shit?

764
00:41:26.119 --> 00:41:28.480
<v Speaker 5>Well, I mean, yeah, that is one perspective.

765
00:41:28.559 --> 00:41:31.400
<v Speaker 1>I've played World of Warcraft, I've played Diablo, I've played

766
00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:34.079
<v Speaker 1>video games before, and druids can turn into animals. I

767
00:41:34.159 --> 00:41:35.320
<v Speaker 1>played dungeons with dragons.

768
00:41:35.360 --> 00:41:37.159
<v Speaker 5>But then the other perspective is, you know all the

769
00:41:37.239 --> 00:41:40.920
<v Speaker 5>human sacrifice and the bones and the burial mounds.

770
00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:43.320
<v Speaker 1>And yeah, you know, but but you know, sometimes it's

771
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:45.519
<v Speaker 1>a necessary evil. If you want to turn into a

772
00:41:45.559 --> 00:41:48.280
<v Speaker 1>bird or a deer or something, maybe sometimes you got

773
00:41:48.280 --> 00:41:49.119
<v Speaker 1>to kill some kids.

774
00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:55.079
<v Speaker 5>I did accidentally condone sacrifice one time on a recent episode.

775
00:41:55.159 --> 00:41:59.239
<v Speaker 1>We do not we do not condone sacrifice on this show.

776
00:41:59.679 --> 00:42:02.480
<v Speaker 1>We can it, we could, we we actively condemn it.

777
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:04.880
<v Speaker 1>I can't be clearer. I'm tired of saying it.

778
00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:07.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we we do condemn it. There's evidence of us

779
00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:09.320
<v Speaker 5>having said that we condemn human sacrifice.

780
00:42:09.559 --> 00:42:11.480
<v Speaker 1>You guys can keep asking as much as you want.

781
00:42:11.639 --> 00:42:12.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm not tired of it.

782
00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:14.199
<v Speaker 4>I think it needs to happen every now and then.

783
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:15.599
<v Speaker 4>We just need to just.

784
00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:17.800
<v Speaker 5>To be clear, just to be clear, but just to

785
00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:18.400
<v Speaker 5>remind people.

786
00:42:18.480 --> 00:42:23.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well they keep asking, Yeah, they do, they

787
00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:25.639
<v Speaker 1>do keep asking. I get it all the time. People

788
00:42:25.639 --> 00:42:28.639
<v Speaker 1>ask me all the time, and the d MS, what

789
00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:30.480
<v Speaker 1>do you think about sacrifice? Do you condemn it? Do

790
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:32.880
<v Speaker 1>you condone it? What do you think about it? I

791
00:42:32.920 --> 00:42:33.760
<v Speaker 1>can't say it enough.

792
00:42:34.519 --> 00:42:37.920
<v Speaker 4>Real criminal offense is making both of those words so similar.

793
00:42:38.079 --> 00:42:40.519
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying. Do because I accidentally said condone.

794
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:42.519
<v Speaker 5>Oh it was leap day when I said condon Yeah,

795
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:44.599
<v Speaker 5>so it didn't count. No, it definitely didn't count.

796
00:42:44.719 --> 00:42:45.679
<v Speaker 1>Leap days aren't real.

797
00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:48.039
<v Speaker 5>It was a it was a it was a glitch man.

798
00:42:48.079 --> 00:42:50.199
<v Speaker 4>It was I think Merlin created leap days.

799
00:42:50.559 --> 00:42:54.960
<v Speaker 5>Damn. I was seen too far into the future that yo.

800
00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:58.320
<v Speaker 1>One thing I did not know that Merlin was associated with.

801
00:42:58.360 --> 00:43:01.719
<v Speaker 1>That is really fun and cool. Uh, do you know

802
00:43:01.760 --> 00:43:06.400
<v Speaker 1>that he's associated with the legends of Stonehenge. No, let

803
00:43:06.400 --> 00:43:07.840
<v Speaker 1>me read it. It's so sick.

804
00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:10.679
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm full disclosure. I had all these notes prepared

805
00:43:10.719 --> 00:43:12.679
<v Speaker 5>and you have literally read everything off my screen.

806
00:43:12.880 --> 00:43:15.159
<v Speaker 1>I got plenty so I'm kind of like I got

807
00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:15.719
<v Speaker 1>plenty more.

808
00:43:15.880 --> 00:43:17.360
<v Speaker 5>You know, I'm here to learn.

809
00:43:21.920 --> 00:43:25.199
<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the club. Yeah, this is actually I'm excited

810
00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:32.239
<v Speaker 1>to learn. This is so everything you've read. Everybody listen

811
00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:35.280
<v Speaker 1>to this ship. This is so sick. Okay, in the

812
00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:39.360
<v Speaker 1>fifth century, amidst the war between the Saxons and the Britons,

813
00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:43.360
<v Speaker 1>First of all, stop fighting for such a long time.

814
00:43:44.719 --> 00:43:46.840
<v Speaker 5>Everybody stop fighting, all of us. We could all be

815
00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:49.159
<v Speaker 5>out here in crighton Alabama getting our minds and hearts

816
00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:50.280
<v Speaker 5>together seeing Lecaus.

817
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:55.280
<v Speaker 1>And I will say it explicitly, we do not condone

818
00:43:55.920 --> 00:44:00.400
<v Speaker 1>war for hundreds of years. I won't say it again. Yeah,

819
00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:03.360
<v Speaker 1>And you know, and nobody better ask either. If you

820
00:44:03.400 --> 00:44:05.159
<v Speaker 1>ask me again, I'm gonna freak out.

821
00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:06.880
<v Speaker 5>It really just ruins.

822
00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:09.880
<v Speaker 4>You cannot use it as a as a landmark in

823
00:44:10.039 --> 00:44:13.199
<v Speaker 4>history because it's so long. Yeah, it's like, oh, remember

824
00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:16.559
<v Speaker 4>when we were fighting for literally five hundred years.

825
00:44:16.639 --> 00:44:18.280
<v Speaker 1>I wonder actually how long they fought?

826
00:44:18.360 --> 00:44:19.599
<v Speaker 4>That's five generations.

827
00:44:19.679 --> 00:44:22.599
<v Speaker 1>Could you get me a good solid figure on. Yes,

828
00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:26.800
<v Speaker 1>it's the Saxons and the Saxophonians and the Brittonians.

829
00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:29.360
<v Speaker 4>Okay, so who are the Saxons.

830
00:44:28.880 --> 00:44:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, That's what I'm saying. Who's the Saxons Anglo Saxon.

831
00:44:33.159 --> 00:44:36.559
<v Speaker 4>Germanic peoples whose name was given in the early Middle

832
00:44:36.599 --> 00:44:42.760
<v Speaker 4>Ages to a large country, Old Saxony, Saxony, saxonya near

833
00:44:42.800 --> 00:44:45.079
<v Speaker 4>the North Sea coast of northern Germania.

834
00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:48.599
<v Speaker 1>There's a bunch of German Catholics pretty much.

835
00:44:48.519 --> 00:44:49.960
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, pretty much married in to them.

836
00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:51.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, dude.

837
00:44:53.920 --> 00:44:54.920
<v Speaker 5>In the Enemy of Merlin.

838
00:44:55.199 --> 00:44:59.760
<v Speaker 4>Well we're on the same side. I'm German German Catholic.

839
00:45:00.199 --> 00:45:02.639
<v Speaker 5>So you guys wiped out the freaking Druids. Man, Yeah,

840
00:45:02.639 --> 00:45:03.400
<v Speaker 5>I did a service.

841
00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:08.679
<v Speaker 1>My ancestors were off on an island just worshiping a

842
00:45:08.679 --> 00:45:11.639
<v Speaker 1>whole different pantheon and doing math and shit math a

843
00:45:11.719 --> 00:45:15.920
<v Speaker 1>bunch of fucking Yorks, all right. So anyway, in the

844
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:18.800
<v Speaker 1>fifth century, amidst the war between the Saxons and the Britons,

845
00:45:19.199 --> 00:45:22.639
<v Speaker 1>so much blood had been shed that a meeting was

846
00:45:22.760 --> 00:45:26.840
<v Speaker 1>called to negotiate terms of peace between these two armies.

847
00:45:27.639 --> 00:45:31.599
<v Speaker 1>Spoiler alert, it didn't work because they kept on fighting

848
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:34.360
<v Speaker 1>for one hundreds. Well they didn't have Merlin, Yeah, they

849
00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:36.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't have them yet, right, all right, So this is

850
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:40.639
<v Speaker 1>what happened. They met up to do these peace negotiations,

851
00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:45.840
<v Speaker 1>negotiations or whatever. The negotiations took place on Salisbury Plaine

852
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:49.199
<v Speaker 1>in southern England, where the steak comes from.

853
00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:49.920
<v Speaker 5>That's what I was saying.

854
00:45:49.960 --> 00:45:54.480
<v Speaker 1>Salisbury steak, Salisbury steak, Salisbury Plaine, the steaks, you know

855
00:45:54.519 --> 00:45:55.559
<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying. There.

856
00:45:55.840 --> 00:45:59.639
<v Speaker 4>This timeline from this very official looking website that just

857
00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:04.039
<v Speaker 4>contains the timeline starts at four hundred and forty nine

858
00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:08.400
<v Speaker 4>and ends at one thousand and sixty six.

859
00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:11.480
<v Speaker 1>Why are y'all doing fighting for that long?

860
00:46:11.920 --> 00:46:12.920
<v Speaker 5>Six hundred years?

861
00:46:12.960 --> 00:46:14.800
<v Speaker 4>That's yeah, six hundred years.

862
00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:17.079
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to kick it and chill, draw a picture,

863
00:46:17.440 --> 00:46:20.039
<v Speaker 1>do a math now, that is think about okay, well,

864
00:46:20.360 --> 00:46:20.920
<v Speaker 1>think about this.

865
00:46:21.320 --> 00:46:27.880
<v Speaker 6>Your great great great great great grandchild ends the war literally, dude,

866
00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:31.199
<v Speaker 6>or throw another one on there, because not everybody lives

867
00:46:31.199 --> 00:46:33.039
<v Speaker 6>to be one hundred, especially during wartime.

868
00:46:33.159 --> 00:46:34.199
<v Speaker 1>Jeez, it could be twelve.

869
00:46:34.280 --> 00:46:37.199
<v Speaker 5>Well, especially in the dark ages, you didn't have plumbing.

870
00:46:37.559 --> 00:46:40.360
<v Speaker 4>They live for like twenty years if they lived to

871
00:46:40.480 --> 00:46:44.639
<v Speaker 4>max fifty. Now we're talking twelve generations of people. They

872
00:46:44.679 --> 00:46:48.119
<v Speaker 4>didn't have one war. They didn't have anti bacterial hands, so.

873
00:46:48.320 --> 00:46:50.679
<v Speaker 1>They didn't They didn't have TV either. But that doesn't

874
00:46:50.719 --> 00:46:51.360
<v Speaker 1>win wars.

875
00:46:51.599 --> 00:46:55.079
<v Speaker 5>Well, I mean it did extends your life. I mean,

876
00:46:55.920 --> 00:46:59.440
<v Speaker 5>have sanitation and plumbing and you know, clean food. I mean,

877
00:46:59.480 --> 00:47:01.360
<v Speaker 5>come on, man, I mean you're don't take Merlin to

878
00:47:01.400 --> 00:47:01.719
<v Speaker 5>see that.

879
00:47:03.880 --> 00:47:06.320
<v Speaker 1>You can't be Merlin, dude. You're a Saxon, that's true. Well,

880
00:47:06.360 --> 00:47:08.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm married a Saxon. Kind of like you're a Saxon

881
00:47:08.920 --> 00:47:09.840
<v Speaker 1>by praxicy kind of.

882
00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:13.599
<v Speaker 5>Like how Uther for a night enjoyed? You know, a Saxon, dude,

883
00:47:14.679 --> 00:47:17.400
<v Speaker 5>and look what came of it. Maybe I'm Uther fair

884
00:47:17.639 --> 00:47:21.559
<v Speaker 5>fair enough, Maybe I'm Uther Pendragon. Maybe your jobs you

885
00:47:21.679 --> 00:47:23.840
<v Speaker 5>literally are born and you have one of two jobs.

886
00:47:24.039 --> 00:47:27.679
<v Speaker 5>Create a warrior, create another warrior, or be a warrior. Yeah,

887
00:47:27.840 --> 00:47:29.840
<v Speaker 5>like does it go to war or make another warrior?

888
00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:31.800
<v Speaker 1>Six hundred years of war?

889
00:47:32.119 --> 00:47:34.039
<v Speaker 5>That is really I didn't know that, dude.

890
00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:37.760
<v Speaker 1>That's very So this is this is in the fifth century.

891
00:47:38.599 --> 00:47:40.880
<v Speaker 1>So which is the six hundred four hundreds.

892
00:47:41.440 --> 00:47:42.079
<v Speaker 5>It goes back.

893
00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:45.079
<v Speaker 1>Listen, just like you know the twenty first century, it's

894
00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:47.920
<v Speaker 1>two thousand and then this is in the first one

895
00:47:48.000 --> 00:47:51.000
<v Speaker 1>hundred years of this war. They're trying to negotiate a

896
00:47:51.039 --> 00:47:51.760
<v Speaker 1>peace agreement.

897
00:47:52.760 --> 00:47:53.159
<v Speaker 5>Dang.

898
00:47:53.559 --> 00:47:56.920
<v Speaker 1>The negotiations took place on Salisbury Plane in southern England,

899
00:47:57.119 --> 00:47:59.920
<v Speaker 1>and this is crazy. This pissed me off, dude, just

900
00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:06.360
<v Speaker 1>reading about it and in a feet of betrayal. So listen,

901
00:48:06.400 --> 00:48:08.880
<v Speaker 1>they show up to this peace treaty. All these motherfuckers

902
00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:10.800
<v Speaker 1>show up and they're like, hey, happy to meet you,

903
00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:16.599
<v Speaker 1>Happy to meet you. My name is uh Aurelius Ambrosius

904
00:48:16.880 --> 00:48:17.840
<v Speaker 1>the Third or what's.

905
00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:19.880
<v Speaker 5>The shitty one.

906
00:48:21.480 --> 00:48:24.239
<v Speaker 1>This is the shitty one. We call them the shitty one. Yeah,

907
00:48:24.280 --> 00:48:27.320
<v Speaker 1>they show up. They're like, no weapons, you can't bring

908
00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:30.440
<v Speaker 1>any weapons. They were checked like everything. They walk out

909
00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:33.599
<v Speaker 1>onto this plane. This like neutral ground. They're gonna do

910
00:48:33.639 --> 00:48:39.880
<v Speaker 1>this peace treaty. These mother fucking Saxons, dude, they smuggled

911
00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:42.719
<v Speaker 1>knives in. No way, they smuggled knives in and they

912
00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:46.440
<v Speaker 1>had a plan on a signal. They were all all

913
00:48:46.480 --> 00:48:49.920
<v Speaker 1>the Saxons because they this is pretty cool. They met

914
00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:52.880
<v Speaker 1>in a circle. They formed a big circle at the roundtable,

915
00:48:52.960 --> 00:48:56.679
<v Speaker 1>like the roundtable or like Stonehenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they

916
00:48:56.719 --> 00:49:00.519
<v Speaker 1>formed a big circle and until like make get like

917
00:49:00.840 --> 00:49:05.039
<v Speaker 1>evenly distributed or whatever. It was literally like a Saxon,

918
00:49:05.920 --> 00:49:08.719
<v Speaker 1>a Briton, a Saxon, a Briton, a Saxon, a Britain

919
00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:11.719
<v Speaker 1>in a circle. They're all standing side by side, and

920
00:49:11.800 --> 00:49:15.440
<v Speaker 1>on a signal, all of the Saxons pulled their knives

921
00:49:15.480 --> 00:49:19.400
<v Speaker 1>out and killed the man to their left. It is dude,

922
00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:20.480
<v Speaker 1>I thought the same thing.

923
00:49:20.400 --> 00:49:22.400
<v Speaker 4>When I was I'm just wondering how long it took

924
00:49:22.440 --> 00:49:25.239
<v Speaker 4>for them to take their pants off and unsmuggle their knives.

925
00:49:27.320 --> 00:49:28.400
<v Speaker 5>It's like assassin's creed.

926
00:49:29.440 --> 00:49:33.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they all were instructed pull their knives, kill the

927
00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:36.400
<v Speaker 1>guy to your left. All of the Britons at that

928
00:49:36.480 --> 00:49:39.360
<v Speaker 1>meeting were stabbed brutally and killed.

929
00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:41.960
<v Speaker 5>So you know they bought another five hundred years of war.

930
00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:46.559
<v Speaker 1>Literally, yes, they they they did exactly that. I'll deal

931
00:49:46.760 --> 00:49:51.360
<v Speaker 1>well well. A message was sent to a prince in

932
00:49:51.559 --> 00:49:58.920
<v Speaker 1>exile in France, Prince Aurelius Ambrosius, a Briton, a British prince.

933
00:49:59.599 --> 00:50:01.360
<v Speaker 1>He was an exile and frince. They sent him a

934
00:50:01.400 --> 00:50:04.559
<v Speaker 1>message like Yo, they just fucking killed all our boys.

935
00:50:04.679 --> 00:50:09.679
<v Speaker 1>What are we gonna do? His brother Aurelius, Ambrosius's brother

936
00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:15.440
<v Speaker 1>none other than ooh thir Pin Dragon. So guess what.

937
00:50:16.519 --> 00:50:20.519
<v Speaker 1>Uther sprung that man up out the jail cell and

938
00:50:20.679 --> 00:50:23.599
<v Speaker 1>was like, we gotta go back home. We got to

939
00:50:23.719 --> 00:50:26.880
<v Speaker 1>kill these Saxons, all right. So this is what happened.

940
00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:32.440
<v Speaker 1>They got back to Britain. They seized control because the

941
00:50:32.519 --> 00:50:36.599
<v Speaker 1>king was killed in the peace treaty, so or Aurelius

942
00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:37.599
<v Speaker 1>took the throne.

943
00:50:37.679 --> 00:50:40.360
<v Speaker 5>He became wasn't the previous king like Vordikern or what?

944
00:50:40.480 --> 00:50:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So Aurelius and Uther show up.

945
00:50:43.400 --> 00:50:46.920
<v Speaker 5>Aurelius became They were the princes, right, they were the princes.

946
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:50.159
<v Speaker 1>Yes, they were the exiled princes. Aurelius was older, so

947
00:50:50.199 --> 00:50:52.440
<v Speaker 1>he showed up and he's like the rightful ruler. Yeah,

948
00:50:52.480 --> 00:50:55.480
<v Speaker 1>and everybody rallied behind him. He was apparently a great ruler.

949
00:50:56.159 --> 00:50:59.960
<v Speaker 1>So Aurelius and Uther went on to win several men

950
00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:03.480
<v Speaker 1>A victories over the Saxons. They basically showed up, whipped

951
00:51:03.480 --> 00:51:07.199
<v Speaker 1>them into shape and started giving it to the Saxons.

952
00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:10.480
<v Speaker 4>They had that momentum, they had that yes, that had

953
00:51:10.519 --> 00:51:11.920
<v Speaker 4>that fresh out jail moment.

954
00:51:12.039 --> 00:51:15.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they had the rage, dude. Yes, And the

955
00:51:15.800 --> 00:51:22.159
<v Speaker 1>whole time Aurelius was being counseled by our boy Merlin.

956
00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:27.280
<v Speaker 1>So uh. And in a moment of reflection, they've they've

957
00:51:27.519 --> 00:51:33.480
<v Speaker 1>seized control over the land, Salisbury Plane, the surrounding areas.

958
00:51:33.960 --> 00:51:37.280
<v Speaker 1>They're like, they have a lot of momentum. They're they're

959
00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:40.960
<v Speaker 1>winning the war. And in a moment of reflection, Aurelius

960
00:51:41.679 --> 00:51:47.480
<v Speaker 1>he asked Merlin for a fitting way to honor all

961
00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:51.320
<v Speaker 1>of the Brits who were slain on Salisbury Plane. He

962
00:51:51.400 --> 00:51:55.440
<v Speaker 1>saw it as this huge atrocity, this this massive betrayal,

963
00:51:55.639 --> 00:51:58.559
<v Speaker 1>this just disgusting act that happened, and he wanted to

964
00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:02.400
<v Speaker 1>honor all the Brits who were betrayed by the Saxons

965
00:52:02.480 --> 00:52:09.559
<v Speaker 1>on Salisbury Plain. Merlin did his little did his little

966
00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:13.280
<v Speaker 1>vesso raven see into the future thing and like saw

967
00:52:13.760 --> 00:52:16.760
<v Speaker 1>and he came up with an idea. He presented the

968
00:52:16.840 --> 00:52:21.440
<v Speaker 1>idea to Aurelius and he embarked on a quest. He

969
00:52:21.480 --> 00:52:24.719
<v Speaker 1>went on a quest to a mountaintop in Ireland. So

970
00:52:24.760 --> 00:52:30.599
<v Speaker 1>they're they're in South England and Merlin and a little

971
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:34.079
<v Speaker 1>crew get on a boat and they go, well, they

972
00:52:34.199 --> 00:52:35.760
<v Speaker 1>walk some and then they get on a boat and

973
00:52:35.760 --> 00:52:37.840
<v Speaker 1>they go over to Ireland to the top of the

974
00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:43.159
<v Speaker 1>highest mountain, to a place known by Merlin. He told

975
00:52:43.199 --> 00:52:47.559
<v Speaker 1>Aurelius there's a place called the giants dance on top

976
00:52:47.599 --> 00:52:51.440
<v Speaker 1>of this mountain. And the giants dance. They get to

977
00:52:51.519 --> 00:52:56.000
<v Speaker 1>the top of this mountain and there's this huge circle

978
00:52:56.320 --> 00:53:00.599
<v Speaker 1>of stones. There's this circle of these massive stones. It

979
00:53:00.679 --> 00:53:02.199
<v Speaker 1>was stone hinge.

980
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:03.000
<v Speaker 5>Is that in Ireland?

981
00:53:04.079 --> 00:53:10.320
<v Speaker 1>It was, according to legend. But our boy magic that

982
00:53:10.400 --> 00:53:14.039
<v Speaker 1>shit made all the rocks float, brought it to Britain,

983
00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:17.719
<v Speaker 1>loaded it on the boat, brought it to Salisbury Plane

984
00:53:18.400 --> 00:53:23.199
<v Speaker 1>and put it there himself. And then because they they

985
00:53:23.239 --> 00:53:26.760
<v Speaker 1>buried all of the bodies in Salisbury Plaine already, they

986
00:53:26.760 --> 00:53:30.079
<v Speaker 1>did that after everybody was slaughtered. Literally, the Saxons were

987
00:53:30.119 --> 00:53:31.920
<v Speaker 1>just like, just bury them right here.

988
00:53:31.960 --> 00:53:33.400
<v Speaker 4>So can I get something straight here?

989
00:53:33.559 --> 00:53:34.679
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes.

990
00:53:34.719 --> 00:53:37.320
<v Speaker 4>The battle is absolutely real.

991
00:53:38.440 --> 00:53:40.960
<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying most of it. But the Merlin stuff,

992
00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:42.440
<v Speaker 1>people are like, no, yeah, I don't know.

993
00:53:42.599 --> 00:53:46.079
<v Speaker 5>The stories of Merlin are based on real history. But

994
00:53:46.159 --> 00:53:50.440
<v Speaker 5>then the author Jeffrey of Monmouth like added Merlin. They

995
00:53:50.480 --> 00:53:53.960
<v Speaker 5>just planted him into the story but like a custom character. Yes,

996
00:53:55.599 --> 00:53:57.559
<v Speaker 5>all these people, they were all real. Yeah, this is

997
00:53:57.599 --> 00:54:01.079
<v Speaker 5>like real history moregan. That's why I'm with you now, Yeah,

998
00:54:01.079 --> 00:54:04.039
<v Speaker 5>that's why it's like a pseudo history type thing. But yeah,

999
00:54:04.079 --> 00:54:07.639
<v Speaker 5>So the the story is, according to legend, that he

1000
00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:13.679
<v Speaker 5>brought the stones from the giants dance. He literally like

1001
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:16.920
<v Speaker 5>like magic them out of the ground, levitated them ships

1002
00:54:17.039 --> 00:54:20.039
<v Speaker 5>out the ground, brought them down to the bottom of

1003
00:54:20.039 --> 00:54:22.920
<v Speaker 5>the mountain, loaded them onto this boat, brought them back

1004
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:26.599
<v Speaker 5>to Salisbury Plane and reformed the circle where all of

1005
00:54:26.639 --> 00:54:27.880
<v Speaker 5>those bodies were buried.

1006
00:54:28.039 --> 00:54:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Wow, to honor all of those bodies.

1007
00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:32.119
<v Speaker 5>So where a stone hinge Salisbury Plain. Yes, you know

1008
00:54:32.119 --> 00:54:34.239
<v Speaker 5>what I'm not looking forward to. But you know, we

1009
00:54:34.280 --> 00:54:37.000
<v Speaker 5>have quite a lot of UK listeners and I'm not

1010
00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:39.119
<v Speaker 5>looking forward to them laughing at how little we know.

1011
00:54:39.559 --> 00:54:41.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they're going to be like this is wrong,

1012
00:54:41.360 --> 00:54:44.400
<v Speaker 1>that's you're an idiot. Yeah, that's fine, you can.

1013
00:54:45.039 --> 00:54:46.519
<v Speaker 5>Yeah we're not taught the ship in school.

1014
00:54:46.559 --> 00:54:49.079
<v Speaker 1>Okay, No, No, we were taught World War two.

1015
00:54:49.199 --> 00:54:53.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we're taught freaking all that stuff.

1016
00:54:53.559 --> 00:54:57.039
<v Speaker 1>All that stuff. Uh yeah, so what I couldn't tell you.

1017
00:54:58.000 --> 00:55:00.320
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't have either. I did my best. I did

1018
00:55:00.320 --> 00:55:01.199
<v Speaker 1>my best research.

1019
00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:04.800
<v Speaker 4>I know they have a crazy festival there for the Solstice.

1020
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:06.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Jenny's been there.

1021
00:55:06.280 --> 00:55:09.119
<v Speaker 4>They'd be doing all kind of But you're telling me

1022
00:55:09.159 --> 00:55:11.559
<v Speaker 4>that they're just hanging out having a party on a

1023
00:55:11.559 --> 00:55:12.360
<v Speaker 4>burial ground.

1024
00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:17.920
<v Speaker 1>This is what I'm saying, man, I'm you know. I look,

1025
00:55:18.320 --> 00:55:20.159
<v Speaker 1>I know we did the whole thing about who cares

1026
00:55:20.159 --> 00:55:21.920
<v Speaker 1>if it's real or not? But I believe it.

1027
00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:24.960
<v Speaker 4>I'm starting to care. I'm starting to care if it's real.

1028
00:55:25.199 --> 00:55:26.239
<v Speaker 4>Which part do you believe?

1029
00:55:26.360 --> 00:55:29.840
<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I think like Merlin was a real person, Yeah,

1030
00:55:30.159 --> 00:55:33.239
<v Speaker 1>I really do. In some capacity, even if his name

1031
00:55:33.360 --> 00:55:36.199
<v Speaker 1>wasn't literally Merlin, right, which we know that came later,

1032
00:55:36.280 --> 00:55:39.480
<v Speaker 1>But you know, maybe there was a real person. Yeah,

1033
00:55:39.800 --> 00:55:42.239
<v Speaker 1>it could have even been. Like even the thought of

1034
00:55:42.320 --> 00:55:46.760
<v Speaker 1>like Merlin being like a incorporeal spirit and like speaking

1035
00:55:46.880 --> 00:55:51.559
<v Speaker 1>through a court magician who's channeling or I don't know, right,

1036
00:55:51.639 --> 00:55:55.679
<v Speaker 1>but in some capacity or another, they're so much written

1037
00:55:55.760 --> 00:55:57.599
<v Speaker 1>about Merlin that I just feel like it has to

1038
00:55:57.599 --> 00:55:57.960
<v Speaker 1>be real.

1039
00:55:58.239 --> 00:56:00.199
<v Speaker 5>No, I I agree with what you're saying there, Like,

1040
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:04.360
<v Speaker 5>even if he was not literally the person that is depicted,

1041
00:56:04.639 --> 00:56:06.920
<v Speaker 5>maybe there was not a person who was born of

1042
00:56:06.960 --> 00:56:12.039
<v Speaker 5>the name Merlin. The spirit of this, this being, this

1043
00:56:12.119 --> 00:56:16.960
<v Speaker 5>person had to exist, had to had to be attributed,

1044
00:56:17.280 --> 00:56:19.119
<v Speaker 5>someone had to do some of these feats.

1045
00:56:19.360 --> 00:56:20.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe it.

1046
00:56:20.320 --> 00:56:23.639
<v Speaker 5>Was mythologized and he's using his you know, magical powers

1047
00:56:23.639 --> 00:56:26.559
<v Speaker 5>to lift these stones, like you know, maybe that didn't happen,

1048
00:56:26.599 --> 00:56:29.760
<v Speaker 5>but right, maybe there was some court magician who counseled

1049
00:56:29.760 --> 00:56:34.199
<v Speaker 5>these kings, and you know over time that the name

1050
00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:37.719
<v Speaker 5>was changed and it was exaggerated. But yeah, I mean,

1051
00:56:37.719 --> 00:56:39.519
<v Speaker 5>I'm with you there, there has to be some truth

1052
00:56:39.559 --> 00:56:39.840
<v Speaker 5>to this.

1053
00:56:39.960 --> 00:56:44.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there has to. So I have some prophecies, some

1054
00:56:44.239 --> 00:56:48.159
<v Speaker 1>of the popular prophecies of Merlin, and so the first

1055
00:56:48.159 --> 00:56:50.920
<v Speaker 1>rendition of Merlin, like like if you look as far

1056
00:56:50.960 --> 00:56:54.320
<v Speaker 1>as far back as you can, the earliest one is

1057
00:56:55.119 --> 00:56:58.920
<v Speaker 1>it's it depending on which historian you're listening to, Merden

1058
00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:03.400
<v Speaker 1>and Elkin we're kind of around the same time and

1059
00:57:03.440 --> 00:57:10.039
<v Speaker 1>in different locations. But this story is about Murden and yeah,

1060
00:57:10.039 --> 00:57:11.599
<v Speaker 1>so he was he was a prophet and a wild

1061
00:57:11.679 --> 00:57:14.519
<v Speaker 1>man in the woods. As the story goes, Merden is

1062
00:57:14.559 --> 00:57:16.960
<v Speaker 1>a warrior in the in the court of the sixth

1063
00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:24.960
<v Speaker 1>century wels chieftain Gwendolao Gwendolau during the bat Battle of

1064
00:57:26.400 --> 00:57:33.480
<v Speaker 1>rfdrriden r fdryd A r f d e r y

1065
00:57:33.639 --> 00:57:39.639
<v Speaker 1>d d Gwendolau is slain and Murden is so traumatized

1066
00:57:39.840 --> 00:57:42.800
<v Speaker 1>by this loss and guilt ridden over his inability to help,

1067
00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:45.559
<v Speaker 1>he loses his mind flees into the forest of Caledonia.

1068
00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:48.039
<v Speaker 1>That's where he goes crazy. He lives there for fifty

1069
00:57:48.119 --> 00:57:51.159
<v Speaker 1>years as a wild man amongst the animals. In his

1070
00:57:51.239 --> 00:57:56.119
<v Speaker 1>state of madness, he acquires the gift of prophecy. So

1071
00:57:56.159 --> 00:57:59.679
<v Speaker 1>some of his prophecies. So these are the prophecies of Murden,

1072
00:58:00.039 --> 00:58:03.280
<v Speaker 1>who we've corroborated. It's like the same guy. It's all

1073
00:58:03.280 --> 00:58:04.119
<v Speaker 1>the same guy, right.

1074
00:58:04.039 --> 00:58:06.840
<v Speaker 5>Who Merlin is literally his name was translated from Yeah.

1075
00:58:06.840 --> 00:58:09.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh, and the crazy thing is a lot of like

1076
00:58:10.400 --> 00:58:14.920
<v Speaker 1>historians and stuff, like they keep tabs on the the

1077
00:58:14.960 --> 00:58:18.880
<v Speaker 1>prophecies of Merlin and like apparently like to this day

1078
00:58:18.960 --> 00:58:22.280
<v Speaker 1>some of them could be could be what's the word

1079
00:58:22.280 --> 00:58:25.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for, like interpreted as like still coming true

1080
00:58:25.800 --> 00:58:29.199
<v Speaker 1>to this day. Wow. Yeah. And they're all very abstract

1081
00:58:29.400 --> 00:58:32.840
<v Speaker 1>like vague. Yeah, and you know this is all written

1082
00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:36.480
<v Speaker 1>in Old English and whatever, like they're they're very abstract,

1083
00:58:36.519 --> 00:58:39.840
<v Speaker 1>like a shower of blood shall fall and dire famine

1084
00:58:39.840 --> 00:58:43.639
<v Speaker 1>shall afflict mankind. The red dragon will revert to its

1085
00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:47.440
<v Speaker 1>true habits and struggle to tear itself to pieces. The

1086
00:58:47.559 --> 00:58:50.599
<v Speaker 1>Lion of Justice shall come next, and at its roar,

1087
00:58:51.079 --> 00:58:55.159
<v Speaker 1>the towers of Gaul shall shake, and the island dragons tremble.

1088
00:58:55.360 --> 00:58:58.840
<v Speaker 5>I think Gaul was the Germanic people were right. Yes, yeah,

1089
00:58:58.880 --> 00:59:02.800
<v Speaker 5>I remember that from that movie, the big movie The Gladiator.

1090
00:59:03.320 --> 00:59:03.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh Gaul.

1091
00:59:04.239 --> 00:59:05.400
<v Speaker 5>Were there a war with Gaul?

1092
00:59:05.599 --> 00:59:11.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Germans. The hedgehog will hide its apples inside Winchester

1093
00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:15.400
<v Speaker 1>and will construct hidden passages under the earth. Like A

1094
00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:20.239
<v Speaker 1>lot of these are very abstract, but when King John

1095
00:59:20.320 --> 00:59:25.960
<v Speaker 1>imposed English coinage on the Irish, for example, medieval chroniclers

1096
00:59:26.000 --> 00:59:29.440
<v Speaker 1>thought that Merlin's prophecied that the balance of trade shall

1097
00:59:29.480 --> 00:59:32.239
<v Speaker 1>be born in half, and the half that is left

1098
00:59:32.280 --> 00:59:35.960
<v Speaker 1>shall be rounded off, was fulfilled. That's something that happened

1099
00:59:35.960 --> 00:59:39.239
<v Speaker 1>in the fourteenth century. Wow, this is you know, this

1100
00:59:39.320 --> 00:59:42.239
<v Speaker 1>is hundreds and almost a stories were written way before that,

1101
00:59:42.280 --> 00:59:49.280
<v Speaker 1>almost a thousand years. Yeah. And another fourteenth century story, Marginalia.

1102
00:59:50.840 --> 00:59:53.559
<v Speaker 1>There's a there's a copy of a text. Oh, that's

1103
00:59:53.559 --> 00:59:56.159
<v Speaker 1>the name of the text. It identifies Henry the First

1104
00:59:56.239 --> 01:00:00.639
<v Speaker 1>as the lion of justice. Wow, almost a thousand years later,

1105
01:00:02.519 --> 01:00:05.400
<v Speaker 1>King Stephen, King Henry the First, King Henry the First

1106
01:00:05.400 --> 01:00:09.280
<v Speaker 1>a line of justice. King Stephen, whose reign was marked

1107
01:00:09.280 --> 01:00:12.440
<v Speaker 1>by anarchy and civil war, was the crab who brings

1108
01:00:12.519 --> 01:00:15.920
<v Speaker 1>suffering and war. And Henry the Second as a heroic

1109
01:00:16.159 --> 01:00:20.679
<v Speaker 1>tusked bore, which is a parallel to Merlin's boar. It's

1110
01:00:20.719 --> 01:00:24.559
<v Speaker 1>like this was this was something that it happened almost

1111
01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:26.920
<v Speaker 1>a thousand years later, and like the parallels are crazy.

1112
01:00:28.119 --> 01:00:31.079
<v Speaker 1>And then there's an author called Pork.

1113
01:00:31.559 --> 01:00:32.239
<v Speaker 5>I love Pork.

1114
01:00:32.320 --> 01:00:33.519
<v Speaker 2>P O. R. C.

1115
01:00:33.719 --> 01:00:38.199
<v Speaker 1>K examines this manuscript. I love it and identify some

1116
01:00:38.320 --> 01:00:41.440
<v Speaker 1>other ways that medieval kings connected themselves to the prophecy

1117
01:00:42.159 --> 01:00:45.400
<v Speaker 1>rulers and histories continued to make these connections well into

1118
01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:50.360
<v Speaker 1>the early modern period. Even James the sixth said his

1119
01:00:50.440 --> 01:00:53.199
<v Speaker 1>coming had been foretold by Merlin when he took over

1120
01:00:53.239 --> 01:00:55.719
<v Speaker 1>the throne from Elizabeth the First, And that's like within

1121
01:00:55.760 --> 01:00:59.000
<v Speaker 1>our family's lifetimes. Like that, that is fucking crazy.

1122
01:00:59.079 --> 01:01:01.360
<v Speaker 5>You know what else is crazy? King Henry the seventh,

1123
01:01:03.280 --> 01:01:08.920
<v Speaker 5>back in real medieval England. You can look this up.

1124
01:01:09.039 --> 01:01:11.480
<v Speaker 5>History Channel even did a bit on this, like trying

1125
01:01:11.519 --> 01:01:14.360
<v Speaker 5>to talk about was this real. What's the historical accuracy

1126
01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:18.880
<v Speaker 5>of this? He hired court genealogists to try to I'm

1127
01:01:18.880 --> 01:01:21.559
<v Speaker 5>not talking legend, this is real history. He hired court

1128
01:01:21.599 --> 01:01:26.719
<v Speaker 5>genealogists to try and trace his ancestral roots back to

1129
01:01:26.760 --> 01:01:31.119
<v Speaker 5>the lineage of King Arthur, because because he was a tutor,

1130
01:01:31.800 --> 01:01:34.480
<v Speaker 5>he was at this point, the Tutors were at war.

1131
01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:36.519
<v Speaker 5>It was the War of the Roses and there was

1132
01:01:36.559 --> 01:01:40.719
<v Speaker 5>a challenge of the claim to the throne against the

1133
01:01:40.760 --> 01:01:43.639
<v Speaker 5>Tudor family. King Henry's name was I think it was

1134
01:01:43.719 --> 01:01:47.000
<v Speaker 5>John Tutor. Maybe that was his father, I can't remember.

1135
01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:49.159
<v Speaker 5>So there was all this question do the Tutors have

1136
01:01:49.239 --> 01:01:51.599
<v Speaker 5>the right to rule? So King Henry the seventh was like, yeah,

1137
01:01:51.599 --> 01:01:52.760
<v Speaker 5>I got the motherfucking right to rule.

1138
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:54.800
<v Speaker 1>I come from King Arthur. And he was like trying

1139
01:01:54.800 --> 01:01:57.599
<v Speaker 1>to prove it for real. Whoa is that? Where we

1140
01:01:57.639 --> 01:02:00.800
<v Speaker 1>get the word tutor from t U d.

1141
01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:04.320
<v Speaker 5>O R the Tutors. It's an ancient dynasty.

1142
01:02:04.800 --> 01:02:06.559
<v Speaker 1>It could still be related. Maybe it could be.

1143
01:02:06.679 --> 01:02:10.760
<v Speaker 5>Man, Okay, I have a I thought, maybe maybe we'll

1144
01:02:10.760 --> 01:02:11.800
<v Speaker 5>see the Crichton leprechaun.

1145
01:02:12.559 --> 01:02:16.760
<v Speaker 1>Maybe if we hold out, hope, dude, we we'll see

1146
01:02:16.760 --> 01:02:19.840
<v Speaker 1>the Crichton Leprechawn. One day, let's all focus our intentions

1147
01:02:19.880 --> 01:02:22.079
<v Speaker 1>and energy on manifesting.

1148
01:02:21.639 --> 01:02:23.840
<v Speaker 4>The be the craziest thing you've seen.

1149
01:02:24.320 --> 01:02:27.239
<v Speaker 1>It wouldn't I had. I had a cool idea of

1150
01:02:27.320 --> 01:02:33.159
<v Speaker 1>how to finish up this episode, the original Grail prophecy

1151
01:02:33.440 --> 01:02:37.360
<v Speaker 1>heck by Melkin, which is one of the oldest depictions

1152
01:02:37.400 --> 01:02:37.960
<v Speaker 1>of Merlin.

1153
01:02:38.079 --> 01:02:39.519
<v Speaker 5>And then I got one little thing that I forgot

1154
01:02:39.599 --> 01:02:40.360
<v Speaker 5>to say earlier too.

1155
01:02:40.360 --> 01:02:41.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well, why don't you say it, and I'll wrap

1156
01:02:42.039 --> 01:02:44.039
<v Speaker 1>us up with the prophecy.

1157
01:02:44.199 --> 01:02:47.719
<v Speaker 5>Something I came across was that the story of Merlin

1158
01:02:48.760 --> 01:02:53.960
<v Speaker 5>transforming Uther Pendragon into the Duke of Cornwall to go

1159
01:02:54.119 --> 01:02:58.199
<v Speaker 5>and to conceive with the Duchess of Cornwall for the

1160
01:02:58.320 --> 01:03:02.039
<v Speaker 5>night is similar to the myth of the Celtic or

1161
01:03:02.199 --> 01:03:04.760
<v Speaker 5>like Gaelic deity. I guess you could say Lug. We

1162
01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:07.199
<v Speaker 5>talked about him in the Halloween episode The God of Light,

1163
01:03:07.800 --> 01:03:10.559
<v Speaker 5>so you have this story where I.

1164
01:03:10.519 --> 01:03:13.239
<v Speaker 1>Don't know if I remember talking about Lug.

1165
01:03:13.719 --> 01:03:17.239
<v Speaker 5>He's the like, literally like the Jesus figure of Celtic mythology.

1166
01:03:17.360 --> 01:03:19.800
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna say it sounds almost like a Jesus myth.

1167
01:03:20.360 --> 01:03:24.199
<v Speaker 5>His parents are Ethneiu or Ethlyn, the daughter of the

1168
01:03:24.199 --> 01:03:27.159
<v Speaker 5>Fomorian leader Baylor, which I think the Fomorians were like

1169
01:03:27.199 --> 01:03:29.599
<v Speaker 5>the kind of evil gods or the evil Elms or

1170
01:03:29.639 --> 01:03:32.760
<v Speaker 5>something like that. And then Chian, I don't know how

1171
01:03:32.800 --> 01:03:35.159
<v Speaker 5>to say that, Cia in a member of the Tuatha

1172
01:03:35.199 --> 01:03:36.840
<v Speaker 5>dea de Non, which are like the gods. They're like

1173
01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:40.559
<v Speaker 5>the Olympus version of you know, the Celts, the race

1174
01:03:40.599 --> 01:03:45.000
<v Speaker 5>of the gods. According to the prophecy, Baylor, the daughter

1175
01:03:45.480 --> 01:03:48.119
<v Speaker 5>Okay so Baylor is the leader of the Fomorians. Baylor

1176
01:03:48.199 --> 01:03:50.440
<v Speaker 5>would be killed by his grandson. To prevent this, Baylor

1177
01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:53.239
<v Speaker 5>locks his daughter Ethniu in a tower or a crystal

1178
01:03:53.320 --> 01:03:56.760
<v Speaker 5>enclosure to keep her from having children. But Chian, however,

1179
01:03:56.800 --> 01:03:58.599
<v Speaker 5>you say that with the help of the druidus, by

1180
01:03:58.719 --> 01:04:02.079
<v Speaker 5>Rog manages to gain access to this crystal tower, and

1181
01:04:02.239 --> 01:04:06.960
<v Speaker 5>in disguise he seduces Ethneu. She becomes pregnant. Baylor discovers

1182
01:04:06.960 --> 01:04:08.679
<v Speaker 5>that his daughter's given birth. He orders the child to

1183
01:04:08.719 --> 01:04:11.599
<v Speaker 5>be drowned, but the infant Lugue is saved by the

1184
01:04:12.239 --> 01:04:15.000
<v Speaker 5>druidous Byrog, who then rescues him and delivers him to

1185
01:04:15.039 --> 01:04:18.320
<v Speaker 5>his foster father, Uh the Queen of the fur Bulk

1186
01:04:19.159 --> 01:04:21.360
<v Speaker 5>fer Bulg. He is raised secret and he grows up

1187
01:04:21.360 --> 01:04:23.679
<v Speaker 5>to be a master of all arts and skills, earning

1188
01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:28.079
<v Speaker 5>the epithet some mil Danach or skilled in many arts,

1189
01:04:28.119 --> 01:04:31.360
<v Speaker 5>and then eventually he becomes he joins you know, the

1190
01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:32.280
<v Speaker 5>gods the two authors.

1191
01:04:32.320 --> 01:04:33.440
<v Speaker 4>Sounds likes me.

1192
01:04:33.840 --> 01:04:36.960
<v Speaker 5>Well, it sounds like King Arthur, you know, having this

1193
01:04:37.079 --> 01:04:40.440
<v Speaker 5>mysterious birth born of deception and sneak sneaking into the

1194
01:04:40.440 --> 01:04:44.000
<v Speaker 5>Crystal Tower, or Ruther Pendragon, he literally sneaks into the

1195
01:04:44.039 --> 01:04:47.840
<v Speaker 5>Tower of the Cornwalls and pregnates her with Arthur and

1196
01:04:47.880 --> 01:04:51.360
<v Speaker 5>then dips same same. It's like maybe Jeffrey of Monmouth

1197
01:04:51.360 --> 01:04:53.840
<v Speaker 5>when he was writing the story or whoever wrote that version,

1198
01:04:53.960 --> 01:04:57.079
<v Speaker 5>was like, yeah, throw a little bit of the Celtic version,

1199
01:04:57.559 --> 01:04:59.360
<v Speaker 5>you know, add a little bit of the god of

1200
01:04:59.440 --> 01:05:00.679
<v Speaker 5>light into our their story.

1201
01:05:01.239 --> 01:05:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

1202
01:05:01.519 --> 01:05:03.679
<v Speaker 5>Then giving a little bit of the sort of light.

1203
01:05:03.880 --> 01:05:07.639
<v Speaker 1>You know, and the krichten Lep. Yeah, there we go sprinkled.

1204
01:05:07.840 --> 01:05:09.599
<v Speaker 5>You know, he's cooking and he's taken all these different

1205
01:05:09.639 --> 01:05:11.000
<v Speaker 5>myths and he's sprinkling them in there.

1206
01:05:11.079 --> 01:05:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1207
01:05:11.320 --> 01:05:14.159
<v Speaker 1>You see this all the time in mythology and history,

1208
01:05:14.400 --> 01:05:18.880
<v Speaker 1>in like poetry, like the borrowing of the stories of

1209
01:05:18.920 --> 01:05:22.280
<v Speaker 1>other cultures, and like sprinkling it all together. Which one

1210
01:05:22.320 --> 01:05:26.360
<v Speaker 1>came first, It's it doesn't really matter. These are these

1211
01:05:26.360 --> 01:05:29.800
<v Speaker 1>are myths, and like the archetypal energy of these myths

1212
01:05:29.800 --> 01:05:33.800
<v Speaker 1>are the thing that's important, right, the core stories and

1213
01:05:34.000 --> 01:05:38.599
<v Speaker 1>morals of these these myths, that's what's important and like

1214
01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:43.199
<v Speaker 1>gives it real archetypal like energy. Like these stories carry

1215
01:05:43.360 --> 01:05:48.079
<v Speaker 1>energy no matter where they originated, if they're exactly historically

1216
01:05:48.119 --> 01:05:51.239
<v Speaker 1>factual like that. At this point, dude, there's cults of

1217
01:05:51.280 --> 01:05:54.199
<v Speaker 1>Merlin in the world in twenty twenty four, claiming that

1218
01:05:54.239 --> 01:05:57.039
<v Speaker 1>they're communing and channeling Merlin's spirit.

1219
01:05:57.400 --> 01:05:59.360
<v Speaker 5>You know what else. There's also a Temple of the Jedi.

1220
01:05:59.760 --> 01:06:04.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, exactly, there's a whole dag Jedi religion, buddy,

1221
01:06:04.400 --> 01:06:06.280
<v Speaker 1>there is. They basically got their own Bible.

1222
01:06:07.519 --> 01:06:10.159
<v Speaker 5>It's like you have their own just like religious exemption.

1223
01:06:10.440 --> 01:06:12.480
<v Speaker 1>And honestly, I had of all the damn religions in

1224
01:06:12.519 --> 01:06:14.199
<v Speaker 1>the world, that's one I would follow.

1225
01:06:14.559 --> 01:06:15.239
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, the Jedi.

1226
01:06:15.599 --> 01:06:16.480
<v Speaker 1>Have you read their creed?

1227
01:06:16.719 --> 01:06:18.079
<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's pretty cool.

1228
01:06:18.159 --> 01:06:23.239
<v Speaker 1>The Jedi handbook, the Sith one, and then there's a

1229
01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Mandalorian one. There's like three main ones. I've read those. Yeah, dude,

1230
01:06:28.840 --> 01:06:31.000
<v Speaker 1>I'll be a Jedi. Hell yeah. Yeah, I don't even

1231
01:06:31.039 --> 01:06:33.920
<v Speaker 1>care if I make shift float. Yeah.

1232
01:06:34.000 --> 01:06:35.920
<v Speaker 5>It's a real recognized religion.

1233
01:06:35.679 --> 01:06:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Yes it is. And I'm you're talking to one right now.

1234
01:06:39.039 --> 01:06:42.079
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, I mean I'm honored. I'm here to learn.

1235
01:06:43.480 --> 01:06:47.559
<v Speaker 1>Let's let's do this Grail, this Grail prophecy. This is

1236
01:06:47.599 --> 01:06:51.920
<v Speaker 1>the original Grail prophecy written by Milkin. We've all heard

1237
01:06:51.960 --> 01:06:54.880
<v Speaker 1>of the Holy Grail Arthur and the Holy Grail davinc

1238
01:06:55.280 --> 01:06:58.800
<v Speaker 1>da Vinci code. There's many like interpretations of like what

1239
01:06:58.880 --> 01:07:03.840
<v Speaker 1>this symbolic means, YadA YadA. Yeah, it's in everything. It's

1240
01:07:03.880 --> 01:07:07.119
<v Speaker 1>all over the place, freaking Harry Potter everywhere. But this

1241
01:07:07.800 --> 01:07:10.840
<v Speaker 1>is the original prophecy. This is how it reads. And

1242
01:07:10.920 --> 01:07:14.639
<v Speaker 1>again it's very abstract, but it's poetry. It's it's beautiful,

1243
01:07:15.199 --> 01:07:20.360
<v Speaker 1>all right. Ready amid these joseph in marble? What does

1244
01:07:20.400 --> 01:07:24.480
<v Speaker 1>it mean? What does that mean? Of Arimathea? By name?

1245
01:07:25.679 --> 01:07:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Hath found perpetual sleep? And he lies on a two

1246
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<v Speaker 1>forked line next to the south corner of an oratory

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<v Speaker 1>fashioned of wattles. What's a wattle?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>For the adoring of a mighty virgin in his sarcophagus,

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<v Speaker 1>two cruets white and silver filled with blood and sweat

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<v Speaker 1>of the Prophet Jesus. When his sarcophagus shall be found

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<v Speaker 1>entire intact in time to come, it shall be seen

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<v Speaker 1>and shall be open unto all the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Thenceforth, nor water nor the dew of heaven shall faire

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<v Speaker 2>the dwellers in that ancient isle for a long while

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<v Speaker 2>before the day of judgment in Joseph fat, open shall

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<v Speaker 2>these things be and declared to living men?

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<v Speaker 1>Amen, Amen, the Prophet Jesus. The switch, Well, like, how

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01:08:31.079 --> 01:08:35.680
<v Speaker 1>abstract is that. It's obviously describing the burial place. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not describing the grail itself. But from all of that,

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01:08:39.399 --> 01:08:42.359
<v Speaker 1>these freaking people who decipher these poets and all this shit,

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<v Speaker 1>were like, the cup is in there.

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<v Speaker 5>We gotta go get it. I gotta tell you something.

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<v Speaker 5>So shout out to Molly Adler of Back from the Borderline.

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<v Speaker 5>We did to collab with her show. She's a wonderful

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<v Speaker 5>person and her husband, Yes, very wonderful, wonderful people, and

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01:08:58.039 --> 01:09:00.399
<v Speaker 5>we were talking and she is very fast. We made

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<v Speaker 5>a joke on our show about I was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe you're the reincarnation of Amboleyn. I only say that

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<v Speaker 5>because she told me that She's like, there's this joke

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<v Speaker 5>I say all the time because she's so fascinated with

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<v Speaker 5>like medieval literature and history and culture and something. She

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<v Speaker 5>told me, dude, the Tudor family. I was telling her

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<v Speaker 5>about the Tudor family and Henry the seventh and how

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<v Speaker 5>they were talking about this lineage to King Arthur and

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<v Speaker 5>all this stuff, and she was like, no freaking way.

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<v Speaker 5>She showed me this text, a real legitimate text that

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<v Speaker 5>these this bloodline was a part of a group that

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<v Speaker 5>was like I can't remember exactly what was called, but

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<v Speaker 5>it was they were into the Grail mysteries and their

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01:09:42.239 --> 01:09:45.359
<v Speaker 5>symbol was a rose. It was like basically like Rosicrucian stuff,

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<v Speaker 5>like secret mystical body of knowledge. But they were all

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<v Speaker 5>about the Magdalene, the secret of Mary Magdalene. And you

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<v Speaker 5>remember the conclusion was that she was basically the Holy Grail. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>but very interesting stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, super interesting. You know how Merlin died. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>I've just put the pin in it.

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<v Speaker 4>We wouldn't need triple killed.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he wasn't triple killed, dude. I'm gonna start this

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<v Speaker 1>by saying, do you know what this is like? In

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<v Speaker 1>all of the Merlin myths. This is the it's the same,

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<v Speaker 1>it's consistent all. Do you know what Merlin's one weakness was?

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<v Speaker 1>What it was the honeys.

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<v Speaker 5>I knew it, dude, I was gonna say women.

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<v Speaker 1>It was. It was the honeys like master and he

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<v Speaker 1>specifically liked the what do they call him, the like

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<v Speaker 1>the bold like like bold, like you're talking bold and brass.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the there's a term for it, the like foxy ladies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, outgoing individuals. Oh it's anyway, dependent,

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<v Speaker 1>strong willed? No no, no, no, no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 5>He liked him bold, did he?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Not bold diddy fim fey twe What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean? Feel or the what let's let's

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<v Speaker 1>look up the definition of fatale. Those are like the

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<v Speaker 1>bold ladies almost, I'm still unclear. They're like the man eaters,

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<v Speaker 1>the vamps, the succuby, yes, succuby mermaids, sirens.

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<v Speaker 4>Sirens, okay, okay, sirens.

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<v Speaker 1>So he was a simp, yes, yes, yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 5>He was an archetype dude.

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<v Speaker 1>He was an incel simp. Uh yeah, like that. He

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01:11:32.359 --> 01:11:35.399
<v Speaker 1>like the seductive, mysterious man eater.

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<v Speaker 7>Like I command all time in space and he you know,

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01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:42.680
<v Speaker 7>he's like light Yeah, yeah, lighting bulls coming out of

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<v Speaker 7>his fingertips and he takes one look at the lady

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<v Speaker 7>and he's like, oh Fuck's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like he just crumbles. Dude.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm telling you, though, if I heard a siren, I

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<v Speaker 4>would straight jump off that boat.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be all in it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be diving in quick, I'd be I'm out here

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<v Speaker 4>telling people I'd love to be a pint to make

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<v Speaker 4>a good pirate.

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<v Speaker 5>But man, it just takes.

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<v Speaker 1>It.

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<v Speaker 4>Would take one siren dog, just.

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<v Speaker 1>One and he's out. He's living underwater for the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of his life. But yeah, as the legend goes, it

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<v Speaker 1>was a fairy, the lady of the lake, and she

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<v Speaker 1>got him. She got him. He sealed him up in

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<v Speaker 1>a in a tomb forever. That's why I like the

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<v Speaker 1>Merlin's Mound and Merlin's Tomb and Merlin's Hill and all

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<v Speaker 1>these places claim that that's where he's sealed up. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>the lady got him in the end.

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<v Speaker 4>That's crazy. So hypothetically he could be unsealed.

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<v Speaker 1>Hypothetically he could be unsealed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's like a frozen frog.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like the avatar.

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<v Speaker 5>Dude, I wonder like and when the world needed a move. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>I feel like. I feel like if we were to

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<v Speaker 5>unseal Merlin and unleash him back upon the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, he couldn't handle it. First order of business, he'd

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<v Speaker 1>be on only fance exactly. He would not be able

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<v Speaker 1>to handle it. He could, he gets sealed in the internet. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he'd never get off his phone. Him, he would never

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<v Speaker 1>be able to get off his phone.

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<v Speaker 5>The Crichton Leprechawn could be dancing right in front of

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<v Speaker 5>him and he wouldn't even care. Man, he'd be too

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01:13:06.840 --> 01:13:07.960
<v Speaker 5>busy glued to his screen.

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<v Speaker 1>And the new Lady of the Lake is Kim Kardashian,

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<v Speaker 1>and she would just steal his ass up in the

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<v Speaker 1>Internet and he'd be done forever. Yeah, he couldn't handle it.

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01:13:14.800 --> 01:13:17.680
<v Speaker 1>He could, no way, You're too many fings towels out there.

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<v Speaker 5>He can hold time and space in his hands, he can.

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01:13:19.760 --> 01:13:21.960
<v Speaker 5>He can master the elements and hold all the secret

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01:13:22.000 --> 01:13:24.319
<v Speaker 5>knowledge of the universe. But you know, a little bit

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01:13:24.359 --> 01:13:28.279
<v Speaker 5>of temptation and he's it's all fucked.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, that's it, that's Merlin, that's our boy. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>love y'all, Bye guys, Bye guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Weird things happen in the backyard and leftsoe house hit.

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<v Speaker 1>Got so weird. Come and clu like my sling on

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01:14:00.479 --> 01:14:10.279
<v Speaker 1>the inside of it. No one not man, Wow, let's

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<v Speaker 1>come for I ever thought side ain't happy
