WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.640 A Jesse Kelly Show, another hour of the Jesse Kelly 2 00:00:03.799 --> 00:00:08.359 Show on a wonderful, wonderful Monday, and we have well 3 00:00:08.720 --> 00:00:12.119 James Comy put out one of the more creepy things 4 00:00:12.199 --> 00:00:14.080 that I've heard in quite some time. We'll get to that. 5 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:20.239 We'll talk about revoking student visas. The World Economic Forum 6 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:22.920 types are still on their evil plans. All that and 7 00:00:22.960 --> 00:00:25.440 more coming up in this hour of the world famous 8 00:00:25.519 --> 00:00:28.800 Jesse Kelly's Show. But you know what time it is. 9 00:00:29.440 --> 00:00:34.359 It's Metal of Honor Monday time. It's time for you 10 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:39.399 and me to learn about a hero, to honor the 11 00:00:39.439 --> 00:00:43.159 man and his deeds, and to hold that man and 12 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:47.520 his deeds up in front of other generations and say. 13 00:00:47.359 --> 00:00:49.000 Look at that. 14 00:00:49.000 --> 00:00:51.880 That's what you're going for. That's the type of human 15 00:00:51.920 --> 00:00:54.399 being you want to do, you want to be. And remember, 16 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:57.679 on top of emailing your love, hate and death threats, 17 00:00:58.079 --> 00:01:03.159 you can email in recommendations ones you just love, ones 18 00:01:03.159 --> 00:01:05.599 that are close to you in some way, someone you know, 19 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:09.760 a relative from your hometown. We got this email. Dear Jesse, 20 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:15.040 please consider doing a Medal of Honor Monday on Colonel 21 00:01:15.159 --> 00:01:20.680 Bob Mogiski. Colonel Bob as everyone calls him is retired 22 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:25.640 United States Marine Corps who served in Vietnam in nineteen 23 00:01:25.799 --> 00:01:26.480 sixty eight. 24 00:01:26.519 --> 00:01:27.200 He received the. 25 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:31.599 Congressional Medal of Honor from LBJ for his service as 26 00:01:31.640 --> 00:01:36.599 a captain in July nineteen sixty six. I've only known 27 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:40.719 him the last ten years as a quiet gentleman who 28 00:01:40.760 --> 00:01:45.760 regularly serves communion at our Catholic church and I don't 29 00:01:45.760 --> 00:01:49.400 want to say in San Diego for Memorial Day. In 30 00:01:49.439 --> 00:01:55.640 twenty sixteen, our local San Diego Union Tribune ran this 31 00:01:55.920 --> 00:01:58.680 piece as their cover story for a bunch of these 32 00:01:58.719 --> 00:02:01.680 other stories on veterans and military service. 33 00:02:01.719 --> 00:02:02.920 His name is Eric. 34 00:02:03.680 --> 00:02:07.719 So without further ado, let's find out what Colonel Bob did, 35 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:08.240 shall we? 36 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:14.280 Hey? Honoring those he went above and beyond. It's Medal 37 00:02:14.280 --> 00:02:21.319 of Honor Monday. Yeah. 38 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:22.960 And by the way, Chris, I have no idea why 39 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:25.080 they called him Colonel Bob. I'm pretty sure it's because 40 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:29.599 his name is Robert Gosh Chris. Anyway, he was born 41 00:02:29.719 --> 00:02:34.879 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. His full name is Robert Joseph Mojiski. 42 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:40.159 And this is a citation for conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity 43 00:02:40.159 --> 00:02:42.360 at the risk of his life, above and beyond the 44 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:47.439 call of duty. On the fifteenth of July, during Operation Hastings, 45 00:02:47.960 --> 00:02:52.120 Company K was landed in an enemy infested jungle area 46 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:57.680 to establish a blocking position at a major enemy trayal network. 47 00:02:58.280 --> 00:03:02.599 Shortly after landing the come he encountered a reinforced enemy 48 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:09.960 platoon in a well organized defensive position. Major Mojiski led 49 00:03:10.000 --> 00:03:13.639 his men in the successful seizure of the enemy redoubt, 50 00:03:13.879 --> 00:03:17.560 which contained large quantities of ammunition and supplies. 51 00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:19.719 That evening, a. 52 00:03:19.719 --> 00:03:24.560 Numerically superior enemy force counterattacked in an effort to retake 53 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:28.840 the vital supply area, thus setting the pattern of activity 54 00:03:29.159 --> 00:03:32.360 for the next two and a half days. In the 55 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:37.479 first series of attacks, the enemy assaulted repeatedly in overwhelming numbers, 56 00:03:37.719 --> 00:03:41.560 but each time was repulsed by the gallant Marines. The 57 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:45.919 second night, the enemy struck in battalion strength and Major 58 00:03:46.039 --> 00:03:50.120 Mojiski was wounded in this intensive action, which was fought 59 00:03:50.159 --> 00:03:55.120 at close quarters. Although exposed to enemy fire and despite 60 00:03:55.159 --> 00:03:59.080 his painful wounds, he crawled two hundred meters to provide 61 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:03.439 critically needed ammunition to an exposed element of his command, 62 00:04:03.759 --> 00:04:08.840 and was constantly present whenever fighting was heaviest. Despite numerous casualties, 63 00:04:09.159 --> 00:04:12.360 a dwindling supply of ammunition, and the knowledge that they 64 00:04:12.400 --> 00:04:16.920 were surrounded. He skillfully directed artillery fire to within a 65 00:04:16.959 --> 00:04:21.000 few meters of his position and courageously inspired the efforts 66 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:24.800 of his company in repelling the aggressive enemy action. On 67 00:04:24.839 --> 00:04:27.839 the eighteenth of July, Company K was attacked by a 68 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:33.160 regimental size enemy force. Although his unit was vastly outnumbered 69 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:38.399 and weakened by the previous fighting, Major Mojiski reorganized his 70 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:41.879 men and calmly moved among them to encourage and direct 71 00:04:41.920 --> 00:04:45.759 their efforts to heroic limits as they fought to overcome 72 00:04:45.839 --> 00:04:49.759 the vicious enemy onslaught again, he called in air and 73 00:04:49.920 --> 00:04:54.839 artillery strikes at close range with devastating effect on the enemy, which, 74 00:04:54.879 --> 00:04:57.800 together with the bold and determined fighting of the men 75 00:04:57.839 --> 00:05:01.519 of Company K, repulsed the fire nautical attack of the 76 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:07.680 larger North Vietnamese force. His unparalleled personal heroism and indomitable 77 00:05:07.800 --> 00:05:11.639 leadership inspired his men to a significant victory over the 78 00:05:11.759 --> 00:05:15.879 enemy force and reflected great credit upon himself the Marine 79 00:05:15.920 --> 00:05:22.079 Corps in US Naval Service. What do you say, chrisy 80 00:05:22.199 --> 00:05:27.079 just turned ninety one? Man just turned ninety one little 81 00:05:27.120 --> 00:05:31.680 more than a month ago. Our Vietnam vet's getting up 82 00:05:31.720 --> 00:05:37.120 there too. But respect a lot of respect for those men. 83 00:05:37.360 --> 00:05:41.600 All right, it's a well, let me touch one more 84 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:43.519 word on this before I move on to other things. 85 00:05:44.879 --> 00:05:47.439 This is one of those things that happened a lot 86 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:53.439 in Vietnam where we would send a force out and 87 00:05:53.560 --> 00:05:58.000 all of a sudden we would find ourselves surrounded and 88 00:05:58.079 --> 00:06:03.079 find ourselves facing a large number of the enemy, larger 89 00:06:03.120 --> 00:06:06.079 than we ever thought were there. And there are there 90 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:10.439 are environments. I mean, look, all war environments are bad 91 00:06:10.480 --> 00:06:12.639 in their own way. Don't get me wrong. If you're 92 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:15.399 fighting on the Arctic, or on the planes or in 93 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:19.000 they're all bad in their own way. That one of 94 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:23.959 the worst parts of fighting in a thickly wooded area. 95 00:06:24.079 --> 00:06:27.639 I don't just mean jungle, because Roman armies had to 96 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:30.199 deal with this when they were dealing with the Dagon Germans. 97 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:37.720 A thickly wooded area makes it impossible to accurately gauge 98 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:42.480 how many troops are there, especially when you are facing 99 00:06:42.560 --> 00:06:46.600 an experienced enemy, which the Vietnamese very much were an 100 00:06:46.720 --> 00:06:51.759 experienced enemy. Who knows that's part of their benefit. That's 101 00:06:51.800 --> 00:06:54.279 a little notch in their belt, that's a tool in 102 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:57.240 the tool belt, their tool belt. A tool in their 103 00:06:57.279 --> 00:07:01.439 tool belt is we can hide. We can hide large 104 00:07:01.480 --> 00:07:05.399 amounts of men and equipment, ammunitions, And. 105 00:07:06.879 --> 00:07:07.959 What do you do if you're an. 106 00:07:07.920 --> 00:07:12.160 American, If you're an American in Vietnam, you have to 107 00:07:12.160 --> 00:07:15.519 figure out how many are there? So sure, you can 108 00:07:15.600 --> 00:07:20.319 send men out to look around. But even that's quite dangerous, right, 109 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:25.040 Lots of those men die looking around these long range 110 00:07:25.040 --> 00:07:27.839 reconnaissance patrols, which those are awesome, by the way, if 111 00:07:27.839 --> 00:07:29.759 you ever study those guys at all, they go in 112 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:34.000 these long range reconnaissance patrols because you can't find out 113 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:37.279 what's there. You can't just fly overhead. It's the jungle 114 00:07:37.600 --> 00:07:41.279 you can't see. So it would happen a lot. Remember 115 00:07:41.319 --> 00:07:43.240 it happened. Remember that movie. It was a great book, 116 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:44.920 but long before it was a great movie. We were 117 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:48.639 Soldiers the book it's called We Were Soldiers Once and Young, 118 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:51.600 but they shortened the movie to just we were Soldiers. 119 00:07:52.120 --> 00:07:54.399 It's that true story of a bunch of our guys, 120 00:07:54.399 --> 00:07:58.800 O helicopter troops, our calve troops, landing in an area 121 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:02.759 and not finding out till they got there that there 122 00:08:02.759 --> 00:08:06.199 was something like ten times their number of enemy troops there. 123 00:08:06.560 --> 00:08:08.800 You didn't know till you got there, because they were 124 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:13.839 hidden in the mountains, in anything thickly wooded, you don't know. 125 00:08:14.319 --> 00:08:17.759 And the only way to find out is pick a 126 00:08:17.839 --> 00:08:25.480 number of troops and send them in. Hey, intelligence estimates say, well, 127 00:08:26.120 --> 00:08:31.319 how'd you get those estimates? Well, yeah, have fun when 128 00:08:31.360 --> 00:08:34.840 you asked that question. Oh that's what intelligence estimates say, 129 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:41.120 how'd you get that information? The answer to that is 130 00:08:41.159 --> 00:08:44.559 never as sophisticated as you think it is. Anyway, back 131 00:08:44.639 --> 00:08:48.879 to Vietnam, this is what we struggled with so much, 132 00:08:49.159 --> 00:08:53.279 because Vietnam not only has jungles, it has mountains, and 133 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:56.279 those are the two environments where you can hide things 134 00:08:56.399 --> 00:09:00.279 most easily. A jungle and a mountain you can just 135 00:09:00.399 --> 00:09:05.720 stash mass quantities of men essentially in it and under it. 136 00:09:06.279 --> 00:09:09.279 And a lot of American troops died because of it. 137 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:13.759 Because you showed up. You may be the superior fighting force. 138 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:21.960 I mean superior skill wise, maybe superior weapons, but quantity 139 00:09:22.000 --> 00:09:25.519 as a quality all its own. When you and one 140 00:09:25.600 --> 00:09:28.240 hundred men, when two hundred men from your company land 141 00:09:28.759 --> 00:09:31.360 and all of a sudden you're surrounded by two thousand, 142 00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:34.519 you are in a great, great deal of trouble, and 143 00:09:34.559 --> 00:09:36.279 that happened to us a lot happened to us a 144 00:09:36.279 --> 00:09:39.279 lot Vietnam veterans, Man, if you have one in your life, 145 00:09:39.480 --> 00:09:42.399 most people have one somewhere in their lives, why don't 146 00:09:42.399 --> 00:09:44.919 you send them a text right now, just saying hey, thanks. 147 00:09:45.799 --> 00:09:47.679 Don't you even have to make a phone call. Maybe 148 00:09:47.679 --> 00:09:47.919 you won't. 149 00:09:47.960 --> 00:09:50.039 Don't want to get trapped on the phone. Maybe the 150 00:09:50.120 --> 00:09:52.639 Vietnam veteran in your life was a phone trapper. Maybe 151 00:09:52.639 --> 00:09:53.799 you don't want to get trapped. 152 00:09:53.480 --> 00:09:54.759 On the phone. 153 00:09:55.159 --> 00:09:58.480 Send them a text message before I make fun of 154 00:09:58.600 --> 00:10:00.840 James Comy. In fact, we're going to have a talk 155 00:10:00.879 --> 00:10:04.480 with phone trappers. It's time to discuss a phone trapper, 156 00:10:04.879 --> 00:10:08.480 what it is, and maybe you are a phone trapper. 157 00:10:09.399 --> 00:10:11.679 I'm going to tell you a sign so you can 158 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:15.159 stop being one. Before we get into phone trapping, I 159 00:10:15.200 --> 00:10:18.879 want to talk to you about learning about the past. 160 00:10:20.240 --> 00:10:25.200 It's important, it's really, really, really important to understand where 161 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:28.039 your country came from. We on the right, we love 162 00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:30.399 to discuss the Constitution. We love to bring it up. 163 00:10:30.440 --> 00:10:32.840 It's a great talking point, the constitution. 164 00:10:33.000 --> 00:10:35.080 But why did they. 165 00:10:35.000 --> 00:10:37.519 Put in the constitution the things they put in there? 166 00:10:38.720 --> 00:10:38.840 What? 167 00:10:39.159 --> 00:10:41.279 Why don't we learn from them. 168 00:10:41.679 --> 00:10:44.720 You know, the founders didn't leave it up to you know, 169 00:10:45.000 --> 00:10:48.200 they'll figure it out. Oh well, why did you put 170 00:10:48.200 --> 00:10:49.840 that and why did you put out it? They didn't 171 00:10:49.879 --> 00:10:53.159 say we'll figure it out. They'll figure it out. They 172 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:56.279 wrote it all down. They're called the Federalist Papers. The 173 00:10:56.320 --> 00:11:01.440 Federalist Papers are essentially here's why we say this, here's 174 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:06.240 why we did this. Jesse Kelly's show on a wonderful, 175 00:11:06.399 --> 00:11:09.279 wonderful Monday. Remember if you missed any part of the show, 176 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:13.000 you can download the whole thing on iar, Spotify, iTunes. 177 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:15.840 Then we talk really quickly about phone trappers before we 178 00:11:15.879 --> 00:11:17.759 start making fun of James Comy and we get to 179 00:11:17.799 --> 00:11:26.159 emails and things. Listen, I have a rule in life. 180 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:30.919 You get one phone trap with me, and you will 181 00:11:30.960 --> 00:11:33.120 never get an opportunity for another one. Now, what's a 182 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:35.440 phone trap? What's a phone trap? This is what it is. 183 00:11:36.440 --> 00:11:42.240 There are people, maybe it's a relative, a friend, a 184 00:11:42.240 --> 00:11:48.320 co worker and acquaintance. There are people they want to 185 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:51.519 get you on the phone so they can just sit 186 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:54.200 and talk to you. I'm not saying it's wrong to 187 00:11:54.279 --> 00:11:55.720 want to talk to people. I'm not saying it is, 188 00:11:55.759 --> 00:12:00.159 but once they get you on the phone, they won't 189 00:12:00.200 --> 00:12:05.120 you off of the phone. And what they'll do is 190 00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:09.679 they will lay traps. They'll set up traps for you 191 00:12:10.360 --> 00:12:13.639 to get you on the phone. It will be, uh, hey, 192 00:12:13.720 --> 00:12:15.320 do you have a couple of minutes, send me a 193 00:12:15.320 --> 00:12:20.120 text message? Hey, I called. It's I really need to 194 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:22.320 talk to you. Hey, would you mind giving me a call? 195 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:25.679 Which is no problem, right if it is important. But 196 00:12:25.799 --> 00:12:28.879 when they make the appearance that the phone call is 197 00:12:28.919 --> 00:12:33.759 important and you call and it's not important, then what 198 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:38.000 you're dealing with is a phone trapper, somebody who's trying 199 00:12:38.039 --> 00:12:41.799 to trap you on the phone. Now that's fine. There's 200 00:12:41.840 --> 00:12:44.519 only one way to discover somebody in your life as 201 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:47.039 a phone trapper. You have to get trapped one time. 202 00:12:47.440 --> 00:12:50.279 You have to get that text message, Hey, it's pretty important. 203 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:52.200 Would you give me a call whenever you get off work, 204 00:12:52.200 --> 00:12:54.559 whenever you get a chance. Oh okay, and you call 205 00:12:54.600 --> 00:12:57.919 and it's all man, So how you been? Yeah? 206 00:12:58.480 --> 00:12:59.240 What's your dog? 207 00:12:59.440 --> 00:12:59.519 Like? 208 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:00.720 No way? 209 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:03.799 Hey, anyway, I was at this concert. 210 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:04.039 Left. 211 00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:07.240 But there's only one way to discover a phone trapper. 212 00:13:08.320 --> 00:13:12.080 Once you discover them, though, I have a rule not 213 00:13:12.120 --> 00:13:16.080 saying it has to be your rule. Never ever ever 214 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:19.919 allow them to trap you again. Only allow a phone 215 00:13:19.960 --> 00:13:24.159 trapper to trap you one time, and after that you 216 00:13:24.279 --> 00:13:28.159 can never allow them to trap you again. Now this 217 00:13:28.240 --> 00:13:31.519 is more of a PSA for people who are phone 218 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:35.519 trappers because some people like to talk, which I understand, 219 00:13:35.559 --> 00:13:38.120 and there's nothing wrong with liking to talk, not a 220 00:13:38.200 --> 00:13:41.960 thing in the world. Some people like to talk. If 221 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:44.679 you are somebody who likes to talk to someone else 222 00:13:44.799 --> 00:13:47.440 on the phone, see I prefer to talk in person. 223 00:13:47.679 --> 00:13:49.559 But if you're somebody who likes to talk to someone 224 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:55.080 on the phone, it's really important, really important, that you 225 00:13:55.200 --> 00:13:57.759 have a sense of whether or not that person wants 226 00:13:57.840 --> 00:14:03.519 to talk on the phone. So do you send those 227 00:14:03.519 --> 00:14:08.039 text messages? I just laid out, Hey, you got a 228 00:14:08.080 --> 00:14:11.720 couple of minutes, Do you need to talk to him 229 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:14.759 on the phone or could you text that? Hey, would 230 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:17.879 you mind giving me a call? When did you make 231 00:14:17.919 --> 00:14:23.399 it sound important and it's not important? If that's you, 232 00:14:24.799 --> 00:14:28.600 I want you to know that's why your calls get ignored. 233 00:14:29.240 --> 00:14:31.000 Nobody else is going to be honest with you. I'm 234 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:35.720 being honest with you. You get your calls ignored and no 235 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:42.440 one takes them because you're a phone trapper. What Chris, Chris, 236 00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:46.240 that's an outstanding rule. Jewish producer Chris says, I try 237 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:49.000 to be off the phone in five minutes. Now me, 238 00:14:49.559 --> 00:14:51.639 I take this to an extreme. If I want to 239 00:14:51.679 --> 00:14:53.200 talk to you, I'm want to meet in person. I 240 00:14:53.200 --> 00:14:56.159 guess I'm maybe old school that way. Let's go, let's 241 00:14:56.200 --> 00:14:58.960 go meet. Let's grab a cheeseburger, Let's go meet and 242 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:02.080 we'll talk. We can hang out after work, let's watch 243 00:15:02.120 --> 00:15:05.159 the game or something. Let's meet in person. If I'm 244 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:08.480 on the phone, make it fast quick. Okay, what's the 245 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:10.279 point of this. I don't want to sit and talk 246 00:15:10.440 --> 00:15:13.759 on the telephone. But that's too extreme. I like the 247 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:16.279 five minute rule, Chris. I like the five minute rule. 248 00:15:16.440 --> 00:15:19.440 Get in, get out. My own man and I we 249 00:15:19.480 --> 00:15:21.879 had this down. We had this down perfectly. 250 00:15:22.320 --> 00:15:26.080 Every week, maybe every two weeks. He's gonna call me. 251 00:15:26.440 --> 00:15:29.000 I'm gonna call him. Hey, you good? Yeah, I'm good. 252 00:15:29.120 --> 00:15:31.759 What are you doing, Dad? I'm running around hardware store, 253 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:33.320 this and that. What are you doing? 254 00:15:33.480 --> 00:15:36.000 I'm taken ab out for dinner tonight. We got a 255 00:15:36.000 --> 00:15:38.759 new cague in place. I've been meaning to try it. 256 00:15:38.799 --> 00:15:39.360 I'll let you know. 257 00:15:39.440 --> 00:15:42.480 It sounds good sounds good, everything good, everything good great? 258 00:15:42.600 --> 00:15:45.279 Say uh we done? We're done. 259 00:15:45.480 --> 00:15:49.279 Now that's a phone conversation right there. I'm not saying 260 00:15:49.279 --> 00:15:52.080 that has to be everybody. Everybody isn't like me, and 261 00:15:52.159 --> 00:15:55.519 everybody isn't like my own man. I'm just warning you. 262 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:58.440 Do you find that people in your life won't take 263 00:15:58.480 --> 00:16:05.200 your calls if you're being honest with yourself? Have you 264 00:16:05.279 --> 00:16:11.120 phone trapped people? Are you desperate for a long phone call? 265 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:16.200 Are you a phone trapper? Go look at your text messages. 266 00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:18.919 Your text messages will tell the truth. It's not me 267 00:16:19.240 --> 00:16:21.320 telling you the truth. It's not even you because you 268 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:24.320 can't be honest about you. People who have an impossible 269 00:16:24.360 --> 00:16:27.840 time being honest with themselves about themselves, myself included, I 270 00:16:27.879 --> 00:16:31.320 can't do it either. Your text messages will tell the 271 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:36.480 truth about you. When is the last time you texted somebody. 272 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:36.559 To call you? 273 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:39.440 They need to call you? Would you call me? And 274 00:16:41.480 --> 00:16:46.960 was it important? Was it important? Or were you laying 275 00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:47.399 a trap? 276 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:49.799 It's all I'm asking somebody. 277 00:16:50.039 --> 00:16:54.799 Is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Monday. Remember 278 00:16:54.840 --> 00:16:56.440 if you missed any part of the show, you can 279 00:16:56.480 --> 00:16:59.639 download it on i Ared, Spotify, iTunes. We're gonna get 280 00:16:59.679 --> 00:17:03.080 to some emails and revoking student visas. 281 00:17:02.639 --> 00:17:03.559 Here and a few I. 282 00:17:05.039 --> 00:17:07.759 I wanted to just talk really quickly because we're about 283 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:13.079 to talk about James Comy. Sometimes there are things that 284 00:17:13.119 --> 00:17:16.279 are just simply red flags in human beings. 285 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:17.839 There are red. 286 00:17:17.640 --> 00:17:21.200 Flags, and you don't even necessarily have the words to 287 00:17:21.279 --> 00:17:24.799 describe why all the time, but you see it, you 288 00:17:24.880 --> 00:17:28.720 hear it, you sense it, and it's a gigantic red flag. 289 00:17:31.480 --> 00:17:34.519 Male daycare workers is actually a great, great example of this. 290 00:17:35.640 --> 00:17:38.839 I see every time I see a news story about 291 00:17:38.960 --> 00:17:42.759 the controversy at this daycare, controversy at that daycare, and 292 00:17:42.839 --> 00:17:47.359 I see that there's a male daycare worker, I think 293 00:17:47.440 --> 00:17:51.440 to myself, why is there a male daycare worker. 294 00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:53.519 I understand all. 295 00:17:53.440 --> 00:17:55.920 Men are different, and the men aren't just one universal thing, 296 00:17:56.000 --> 00:17:58.000 the same way women aren't one universal thing. 297 00:17:58.079 --> 00:18:03.319 But dudes, Dudes don't. 298 00:18:03.039 --> 00:18:08.000 Go to work at a daycare without a specific reason. 299 00:18:08.960 --> 00:18:12.519 I mean, hey, maybe your wife started a daycare and 300 00:18:12.559 --> 00:18:14.960 you're there helping out, trying to make ends meet or 301 00:18:14.960 --> 00:18:15.640 something like that. 302 00:18:16.079 --> 00:18:17.359 I get it, I. 303 00:18:17.319 --> 00:18:21.920 Get there, there may be a reason, But drop a 304 00:18:21.960 --> 00:18:26.640 mi kid off of daycare? Dude, why do you want 305 00:18:26.680 --> 00:18:30.640 to be around other people's kids as a grown man. 306 00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:34.920 Big red flag, right, I'm going to play something for you, 307 00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:37.799 and I don't know that I can put it into 308 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:43.720 words why it creeps me out so incredibly bad badly. 309 00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:47.640 But James Comey, who I know you don't need any 310 00:18:47.640 --> 00:18:52.680 help hating, is the former head of the Federal Bureau 311 00:18:52.920 --> 00:18:59.680 of Investigation. That is a thirty five thousand employee department 312 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:04.240 in charge of federal law enforcement in the United States 313 00:19:04.240 --> 00:19:09.880 of America. That is a gigantic law enforcement force. And 314 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:13.680 you know what's wild. It's not just that the FBI 315 00:19:13.920 --> 00:19:21.039 is domestic. The FBI has office offices and personnel all 316 00:19:21.240 --> 00:19:24.640 over the planet, working with this country on this issue 317 00:19:24.640 --> 00:19:28.279 and that country on that issue. It is honestly, you 318 00:19:28.359 --> 00:19:32.960 could you could probably argue it's essentially an intelligent slash 319 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:38.240 military force, an international one. And James Comey had a 320 00:19:38.279 --> 00:19:42.599 parking spot that says director. He was demand in charge 321 00:19:42.640 --> 00:19:49.119 of it. He's also sixty four years old. I want 322 00:19:49.119 --> 00:19:50.039 you to listen to this. 323 00:19:50.559 --> 00:19:54.319 Hey, everybody, welcome back to my substack. Last week's cold 324 00:19:54.359 --> 00:19:58.079 turns out to have been COVID. Quite a flashback, and 325 00:19:58.160 --> 00:20:01.960 Donald Trump is still president. I'm still humiliating America on 326 00:20:02.000 --> 00:20:04.680 a national stage standing next to Vladimir Putin. It's like 327 00:20:04.680 --> 00:20:07.480 a dream, a bad dream you can't wake up from. 328 00:20:07.839 --> 00:20:10.359 Okay, this is not the main part right now about 329 00:20:10.400 --> 00:20:14.519 ever Putin Putin Trump Putin Trump liberal derangement said, I 330 00:20:14.519 --> 00:20:17.799 got all that, but here's what he wants to talk 331 00:20:17.839 --> 00:20:18.519 about most. 332 00:20:19.000 --> 00:20:20.519 But I don't want to talk about that bad dream 333 00:20:20.559 --> 00:20:22.960 this week. I want to talk about a truly inspirational 334 00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:26.440 public figure named Taylor Swift. I'm in a family's swifty 335 00:20:26.519 --> 00:20:29.839 group chat. I know all her music and I listened 336 00:20:29.839 --> 00:20:30.359 to it in my. 337 00:20:31.960 --> 00:20:37.559 I'm in a family swifty group chat. Everyone in my 338 00:20:37.640 --> 00:20:41.240 family knows I'm not sixty four, I'm forty four. That 339 00:20:41.359 --> 00:20:43.599 if you put me in a group chat of any kind, 340 00:20:43.640 --> 00:20:47.319 I will probably leave it. I will almost undoubtedly mute it. 341 00:20:48.279 --> 00:20:51.359 And if you put me in one talking about Taylor Swift, 342 00:20:51.720 --> 00:20:53.599 I will leave it. I will mute it, and I 343 00:20:53.599 --> 00:20:58.039 will block your phone number. This is well known, but anyway, 344 00:20:58.079 --> 00:20:59.319 I'll let them continue. 345 00:20:58.960 --> 00:21:02.039 Headphones when I got the g While our elderly, makeup 346 00:21:02.079 --> 00:21:05.480 covered president is posting about whether Taylor Swift is still 347 00:21:05.720 --> 00:21:09.359 hot and declaring that he can't stand her, what's she 348 00:21:09.480 --> 00:21:14.920 doing living her best life producing great music and as 349 00:21:14.920 --> 00:21:17.119 she urged all of us to do during the podcast, 350 00:21:18.039 --> 00:21:21.920 not giving the jerks power over her mind. She said 351 00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:24.880 something about dealing with internet trolls that stuck with me. 352 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:29.200 Think of your energy as if it's expensive, she said, 353 00:21:29.720 --> 00:21:32.839 as if it's like a luxury item. Not everyone can 354 00:21:32.880 --> 00:21:33.440 afford it. 355 00:21:36.119 --> 00:21:37.000 Are you creeped out? 356 00:21:39.440 --> 00:21:42.680 There's I can't put into words why I find this 357 00:21:42.759 --> 00:21:47.720 and so insanely creepy, but not to look, I would 358 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:50.240 find a creepy if any dude talk like this at 359 00:21:50.279 --> 00:21:52.720 any age. I'm gonna stress that if any one of 360 00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:57.000 my friends or my son's honestly they're fourteen and sixteen, 361 00:21:57.039 --> 00:21:59.400 if they came home and they started talking about Swifty 362 00:21:59.640 --> 00:22:03.880 and but Taylor Swift said, I would immediately be all, 363 00:22:03.880 --> 00:22:07.200 wait what I mean? But at least with teenage boys, 364 00:22:07.519 --> 00:22:11.599 I might dismiss it as maybe they're into her. You know, 365 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:15.200 they're teenage boys. You know what, it's like hormones running wild. 366 00:22:15.440 --> 00:22:17.880 Maybe they think she's hot. Maybe you could dismiss it 367 00:22:17.880 --> 00:22:22.559 as that. Why does a sixty four year old man 368 00:22:22.680 --> 00:22:28.960 talk this way? What? What's wrong with these people? There's 369 00:22:29.000 --> 00:22:32.960 something there's something deeply wrong with these people. I'm never 370 00:22:33.000 --> 00:22:35.160 gonna I'm never gonna let it go. There's something deeply 371 00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:39.799 wrong Jesse. Actually, this guy, says Bronco, who the subject 372 00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:43.039 to this one is getting older, sucks like you. Im 373 00:22:43.039 --> 00:22:45.359 in my forties, and I keep a short haircut because 374 00:22:45.400 --> 00:22:47.480 there's not as much on top as there used to 375 00:22:47.480 --> 00:22:52.319 be a while back. An attractive young lady in her twenties. 376 00:22:53.480 --> 00:22:57.279 What's very obviously checking me out being a happily married 377 00:22:57.319 --> 00:23:00.640 guy to a forty six year old dime. I dismissed it, 378 00:23:00.680 --> 00:23:03.559 but I thought to myself, I'm really bringing my a 379 00:23:03.720 --> 00:23:07.200 game today. A couple minutes later, she came over to 380 00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:10.440 me and said, I love that shirt you're wearing. 381 00:23:10.960 --> 00:23:17.000 My dad has the same one. I told my wife 382 00:23:17.039 --> 00:23:20.079 the story and we've been laughing about it ever since. 383 00:23:20.359 --> 00:23:23.000 I can't thank you enough for everything you do. He says. 384 00:23:23.039 --> 00:23:24.000 His name is Ray. 385 00:23:24.319 --> 00:23:27.160 Look, I want to stress this again, and this is 386 00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:29.720 more of a message. Well it's for any dude, but 387 00:23:29.799 --> 00:23:33.319 it's really a message for all you politicians, especially you 388 00:23:33.440 --> 00:23:38.200 right wing Republicans, you congressmen and senators, even your state house, 389 00:23:38.279 --> 00:23:43.039 state senate, city council fellas fellas, listen to me, just 390 00:23:43.200 --> 00:23:47.359 hear me out here. You find yourself at a restaurant, bar, 391 00:23:48.279 --> 00:23:54.160 at a hotel, lobby, bar, at a coffee shop, and 392 00:23:54.240 --> 00:23:59.200 you're in your forties and fifties. If there's some dime 393 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:03.240 who comes strolling up to you hitting on you. 394 00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:06.400 That's a spy. 395 00:24:07.240 --> 00:24:14.359 Okay, that's a spy or a prostitute. I'm sorry, that's 396 00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:17.960 the way it goes, Fellas. The dimes, they're not into 397 00:24:18.039 --> 00:24:20.559 us anymore when we're forty and well, I should say, 398 00:24:20.599 --> 00:24:22.599 the young dimes, the forty year old dimes are and 399 00:24:22.640 --> 00:24:25.160 the fifty year old dimes are. If that happens, sweep 400 00:24:25.160 --> 00:24:27.000 her off her feet and take her to waffle house. 401 00:24:27.480 --> 00:24:30.119