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Speaker 2: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, hello and welcome.
Speaker 3: Thanks for getting your pot on. Thank you for telling
a friend. That's how we.
Speaker 1: Spread the word about the pirates ship. Kevin is here.
I don't know how he's standing.
Speaker 3: Laura is here, and I'm so happy that Laura is
here because no, yeah, I think we need to talk about.
Speaker 1: Adult bullying a little bit.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I was at a friend's house recently. Let's
call him Kevin because that's his name. Kevin was on
a mission not to chill, not to vibe. No, Kevin
wanted a full blown suburban rager at his house and
if his friends didn't want to come play with him,
too bad. He called them, He texted them and called
them again over and over. One poor guy, who he
just referred to as a saint, is in the.
Speaker 1: Middle of painting the tram. He was in the middle
of painting, don't even lie. He was in the middle
of painting the interior of his house. He's mid roll,
he's got primer on his hands. He said, any paint
on him? I did, yes, on his hand, he had
it right here. I notice. Believe me that that was
probably cheatlepuff No.
Speaker 3: And Kevin still rang him like a fucking debt collector.
Speaker 1: All night long. He's like, seriously, you're like a debt
collector with a drinking problem. Come on, pussy, come on,
pussy pushing. How many times did he show up? He
would show up for like until finally he showed up
for like ten minutes, and then he would go back home,
probably holding a paintbrush and praying that the phone wouldn't ring.
And at about an hour later, it's repeat.
Speaker 4: You know this covin that you speak of. I normally
get texts later on in the night. What are you doing?
Like not like that, But I'm like, hey, baby, you
know I get busy. If you want me to come
over and play cards or hang out in the garagio,
you gotta give me a little headway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need to know. But Kevin's got this thing.
Speaker 3: It's drink or be dragged. With Kevin, you're either drink
or you're dragged. He'll drag you through call you all
kinds of names.
Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
Speaker 4: Because last year I got the text. I was like,
I'm at home with the kids, like baseball got rained out,
and you know, I mean.
Speaker 3: It's a good time. He's got a nice setup over there.
I'm calling a voodoo lounge. It's it's comfortably put on
a heater like and I took a nap and he
sits me down.
Speaker 1: West side too, Bill zero. I went over. I sat
in this chair and it starts massaging me and all
this and the next thing.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't get the massage chair gets over. I
got the Dodger laptop.
Speaker 1: I was out. I was out. I took a little nap.
I've had a rough week as you. As you know,
there's there's audio for Bill. I was snoring so loud
I woke my thumb up twice. Yeah, but I'm telling you,
like the adult bully.
Speaker 3: You see a barbecue, I guarantee at your four is
it your fortieth?
Speaker 4: But okay, I don't I and I'm the bully.
Speaker 1: No, you won't be the bully. This asshole right here
will be calling people pussies.
Speaker 4: Yeah no, I'm not like that. But I am like,
let's do like shambong. Have you guys ever shambonged before?
Speaker 1: What the fuck a shambong?
Speaker 4: So shambong is like it's a champagne flute that's like
curved and you pour a little champagne in and then
you chug it. It's like you go against people. It's
called shambong. It's like a legit thing.
Speaker 3: So you got to chuck champagne. Yeah, but you're only
doing little bits of it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but like I'll be like, let's chambong, let's sham.
Speaker 2: The problem with her party, though, is I can't what
I did yesterday right right because I gotta make it.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 2: I don't even drive that that's an issue. I just
gotta make it the Gregs thing.
Speaker 1: Oh Kevin, Kevin turns in.
Speaker 3: He goes from like party person to pressure punk in
like a minute. And I started this thinking yesterday on
my way home, I go, I wonder if we played bingo?
What would be on the adult Bullying Bingo card? Guilt
trip cover that one, because Kevin had that repeated calls
her text after someone says no, like the person could
say no five times.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing you don't know, Bob No means yes
with Bob No, it does not. It absolutely does, because
I don't want like, I don't want him over there,
Bob side, screaming, screaming.
Speaker 4: Bitch neighbor.
Speaker 3: He's out there, he's out there, like he goes to me, Hey,
we got new neighbors that moved into this one house
on the cul de Sac.
Speaker 1: Kevin goes out there. Obviously, you pussy bomb cut the
fuck over here, like it's echoing.
Speaker 3: You could hear him, like four neighborhoods over I'm like,
holy shit, you turn into But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: We're calling names to toughen them up. That's on the beach.
Speaker 5: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: Bob's across the street drinking by himself. Why drink alone?
Speaker 1: He was painting, he was doing he was drinking alone.
He was he was painting and drinking. Yes, yep, but
that's still that's still. But he's doing work. And then
he's talking about how proud he was of his wife.
His wife was a nurse working a twelve hour shift.
She delivered a baby by herself, no doctors.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, because it came so quickly, Scott, Yeah, basically,
and she did this whole thing by herself. And he's
like he was going on about how proud of her,
which I which kind of warmed the tockles of my heart,
to be honestly, I thought that was very sweet. Right,
and he was making her.
Speaker 1: Dinner, but he couldn't get anything done because the bully
across the street. He was screaming and yelling. It was
the funniest thing. It was like I was highly entertained
by it.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's definitely west Side, because east Side, me
and my neighbor we flick our kitchen lights if we wanna,
you know, hang out, and then we just text each other.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that Kevin doesn't usually go out
and yell like that, but it was a feeling.
Speaker 2: Bob yelled back and forth all the time. Oh my god,
em and I yelled back and forth all the time. Bob,
by the way, Bob who took three and a half
hours the mo was launder to night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm being a little bitch.
Speaker 3: Okay, what I was gonna say is his lawn looks pristine,
like his garage looks immaculate. All this, and not that
you're not I'm not saying that, but like he's like
Bob clearly does things around his house. I don't know
how he gets shipped done with the bully across the street.
Speaker 1: You're a bully. Listen, what does Bob do? Bob?
Speaker 2: Bob had made a statement the night before that between
twelve and two we were gonna do some fishing business,
and Bob never showed up for fishing business.
Speaker 1: What is fitchy, Bob? Why don't you use some of
those left tanded cigarettes? Okay, all right? And he didn't
show up.
Speaker 3: It's Kevin, Because in Kevin's world, it's like if five
no's to get one yes, and it's not charming, it's.
Speaker 1: It's fucking exhausting, like you're exhausted by the time you're
done with His nose are always yes. He always likes
to put up a fight because he's a little.
Speaker 4: Bit I just think the two of you sort of
you guys mashed where it's like you can look at
each other and just know you're gonna do your Irish
car bombs.
Speaker 1: Oh he loves them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because the first time I tried to do one
with both of you, you guys, I had to spin
it out like I could really I couldn't chug as
fast as that.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's such a weird thing for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, but I was laughing so hard, and
I was like, nope, it's either I spit all over
your garage where I walk outside and spit it out, and.
Speaker 1: He walked outside. Why why? Because you couldn't chug.
Speaker 4: I was laughing at that, trying to chug as quick
as them, and I kind of we had been drinking
at the Bills game, like, so yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep up. Oh I forgot about that one. Yeah,
I forgot. You didn't caramels with me and Bob yep.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I say to Kevin, because there was a
lot of drinking that went on over there yesterday, I thought,
and I said to him, you had to be hungover today, like,
I didn't even want.
Speaker 1: To bother you.
Speaker 3: I was gonna wait to hear from you. So I'm waiting,
and then he says to me, uh, it was fun.
Speaker 1: It was fine. I go. You called me.
Speaker 3: I'm on the phone on the way home having a conversation.
I go a whole on a second because he's beeping in,
come on back, the.
Speaker 1: Neighbors are back. You gotta turn the car around. Don't
be a pussy, can urt around. I go there he is,
he's a bully. Dragged or drink or be dragged.
Speaker 4: Well, I assumed that you guys were just pregaming to
go to the comedy club last night, and so then.
Speaker 1: No, and I had no intention of staying. And then
Kevin's like, you got us, You're staying for dinner. The
dinner was amazing, and.
Speaker 4: I bet you made Carrie. Did you make Carrie cook?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh, I cooked on the Kevin cooked on the grill.
Carrie was uh no, but Brady did some potatoes things
like it was.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 1: It was delightful. It was absolutely delightful. They all sat
down at the table together. It was nice. I honestly
like that was really nice. But then Kevin's just like
you guys, He's like saying it to the kids.
Speaker 5: I think they're so used to it with you though.
Speaker 1: Nice. I couldn't kids.
Speaker 4: When we stopped over last Sunday, like Brady and uh,
Tyler were out in the garage, just completely unfazed by
Kevin Shenanigan. So as he's making Joe do a chugging
contest with him.
Speaker 1: I didn't make Joe do anything. I don't make anybody
do anything at all. Oh my god, except for Bob.
You don't. I don't know that anybody. You're right, I
think most people are willingly, I got it.
Speaker 2: See Bob's problem is Bob can't say no. And I've
had this conversation with his wife because I'll get a
text everyone. So what'd you to my husband today?
Speaker 1: Yes, exact, I'm like, your husband does know how to
say no?
Speaker 3: No, because you know what he says to me before
he goes. I think that Joe no, I mean, Bob,
excuse me? Is my Damien? And I go, no, you're
the Damien.
Speaker 1: Did to him. You're the one who's encouraging this stuff,
and you know pouring. I will tell you a story.
Speaker 3: There was a guy who had his kids working at
a bar and he went to pick them up bar
restaurant and he's sitting there and the guy goes, come on, man,
have a drink with me. And he's like, no, I
gotta drive the kids and all that stuff. And he goes,
come on, don't be and all the stuff starts, and
then he takes he goes, let's do a shot together.
He's like no, he goes just a shot and he goes, no, man,
I gotta drive the kids back and the guy. The
bar owner then takes the shot, throws it on the
guy and goes drive home.
Speaker 1: Now, see what happened when you get pulled over?
Speaker 3: So the guy ended up drinking and having a great
time and his wife had to come get everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm not a dick like that. I would never do that.
Speaker 3: Well, it depends on the person that you're playing with too.
They have to you know, yes, is this person would
never do it to somebody that they didn't know. It's
actually a very funny story when it's told by the
person who had happened to who you know as well.
Speaker 2: And I know and I know Bob, and I know
Bob will say no. But Bob's no means Jess, Bob
just wants to feel loved and has to be asked
three or four times. Now, the funny part. Sometimes you'll
see Bob on his third or fourth trip over. Yeah,
he'll kind of start the stagger towards the side of
the driveway so he can stay out of the way
of the ring camera.
Speaker 1: Doesn't send him a text. What are you doing at
Kevin's again? Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, all right, Anyway, I thought there was some bullying
going on, and then I thought with Laura's party coming up,
Laura will be I guess the bully there?
Speaker 1: What is the plan for this? What time does it
all start?
Speaker 5: Four o'clock?
Speaker 4: And I have said, like everyone thinks to me as
so I did event planning for six years. I like
know how to throw a party, love themes, do all
this stuff. I don't want to do that. Like, I
want it to be way more laid back. I just
wanted to be like a drinking eating family friendly because
I want there to be kids. So, like I said,
the pool will be open, I'm gonna have a lifeguard.
I just literally want everyone to just be fools and
enjoy themselves.
Speaker 1: And you can't bully when there's kids there.
Speaker 4: Oh yes you can yesterday Okay, I mean.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to bully on somebody else's kids.
Speaker 4: My kids will be like, Mom, do you want me
to get you a beer?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean I thought we're gonna throw a
throwing hammers at a face or something.
Speaker 1: Hammers had a face. What's the game?
Speaker 4: What were we gonna throw a face?
Speaker 1: We were throwing something in little whatever that new pro
sport was with the roofball or.
Speaker 3: Roofball roofball, Yes, we're gonna put roofball up face up
there and hit him.
Speaker 1: In the face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I know you'll know a good amount
of people there. So yeah, McCarthy's are coming.
Speaker 1: That's awesome. There's that up in one of your spare bedrooms.
Speaker 3: No, I am not, and that it's not a worry
of mine because I have what is called dignity and
and and.
Speaker 1: Self respect.
Speaker 2: Until we all start calling you a pussy forgot doing it.
Speaker 1: Do you think that that's going to push me? Yes? No.
Speaker 4: That person was telling me, She's like, are there going
to be any single guys there? I was like, I
don't know. I was like, I can tell people to
bring single men, and you know that I have to verify.
Speaker 3: I heard this already, Okay, yeah, I got, I got
a hair No, I got, and I heard. I heard
that you said that there would be one and that
he was a manager of a certain restaurant.
Speaker 1: Don't don't say it. I don't say the restaurant. But oh,
and I go it matches your family. That was your family?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, great, yes, yes I did. And I
was like, you don't even want to go there, but
that's my one single male friend.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, uh today, will you be going home to
uh get Bob to come out play. I've already called
three times. I don't believe this. I believe it. I
don't believe it. He probably called because you kept telling
him he need the doors put up. I've been telling
that for nine months now, since I bought him last year.
Oh my god, I'll come over. We'll help put him up.
You and me, we'll do it. That's a horrible idea.
Speaker 2: Why I was trying to put a chair together this morning,
I couldn't get to go over together correctly.
Speaker 1: This is you called Bob. No.
Speaker 4: I tried to have Joe do some handyman stuff this morning.
He admits he's not the best.
Speaker 1: But okay, is it a turn on when guys can
do things?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I mean yeah, like if a guy can fix
something that's definitely breast wind blow.
Speaker 1: She's turned out. Let's be honest. So that's not true.
That is not true. I remember doing something in some
chick going I find that kind of be kind of hot.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like if you can fix it. Was like
the kids their hand towel in their bathroom. The holder
was coming off because they wp it off all the time.
Speaker 1: And so you gotta get fattered wall anchors. That's yeah.
Speaker 4: He was like putting it up and everything nice something nice,
thick anger.
Speaker 1: Thick anger. He needed a thicker anchor.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, uh well we'll take a moment women
on women crime, not women on women crime. That's not
fair to say just that.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I'll ask Laura just about women versus women, the intergender fighting,
because sometimes I see like.
Speaker 1: It's women a caddy bitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Women's like you know, Women's Month or
whatever it is, and women in work and we all
support each other.
Speaker 1: But do you do you? I don't know. We'll get
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Speaker 4: Okay, ye, are we about to get into the little
hot sweating in nay ladies, Let's go.
Speaker 1: Pussycat doll?
Speaker 4: Oh, pussycat Dolls.
Speaker 5: Wasn't that a p didyman?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think it was.
Speaker 4: I'm laughing because I remember one of my friends in
college had this as her ring back tone.
Speaker 1: Don't yeah one of her friends met, did he? I
don't know what friends. Slayton's daughter's band is good. I
didn't think she was. I thought she was in another
maybe she was in a Really I feel like there.
Speaker 4: Was one girl, the Nicole Schuur singer that was the
lead and then the rest in the other four or what.
Speaker 3: Is Nicole sure singer now? Because I just saw her
posing in a bikini.
Speaker 2: No idea, she's like Real Housewives or something.
Speaker 1: She's the names out there.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't watch like any of those reality
TV things, So I don't know. We could I m
B D her or whatever.
Speaker 1: But she was a girl I thought she was. I
thought she was a pushy Cando. No, she was in
another band. I think g R girl. Yeah, girl was wrong, Like.
Speaker 4: It's a great song. Don't I know what's going on
with her?
Speaker 1: I think she's on Real Housewives or something. The singer.
Oh maybe, I don't know. I just saw her. TMZ
put out something and she popped up this morning and
I was like, I have no idea. I have no idea.
Saturday Night Live, well, they addressed I didn't make sense
in her life last night. I'm surprised, Bill Belichick. This
is from the Cold Open.
Speaker 5: This is it?
Speaker 3: So it's President Trump being played by James Austin Johnson,
and then Mikey Day was playing Stephen Miller, who's kind
of this creepy guy in the White House. But they're
signing executive orders Trump's first hundred day.
Speaker 6: This order will make it socially acceptable for a man
in his seventies to.
Speaker 4: Date a twenty four year old.
Speaker 1: That's right, we're calling it the Belichick Law.
Speaker 4: We're gonna make girlfriends young again.
Speaker 1: Okay, old man can nowdate far younger women. We like that.
Speaker 7: It's hot, but in reverse, it's quite disgusting.
Speaker 1: Right, very dateline.
Speaker 4: You know, did you see Belichick's girlfriend?
Speaker 8: She's pretty odd?
Speaker 4: Right, yes, she is a beautiful creature.
Speaker 1: God, you're creepy. This is why we don't hang out
outside of work.
Speaker 6: Understood.
Speaker 3: So they go on to another order, But I how
do women feel about the age gap when it's like that?
Do women have any I feel like women have opinions
on these things. Oh god, yeah yeah, But what do
they feel about that age gap?
Speaker 1: In particular, let's say with Belichick, and it's disgusting. It's disgusting.
Speaker 4: I mean, there's no way that it was started off
like you know, in a natural platonic state. She knew
who he was, she knew his amount of worth. And
if you think about like everything that's come out with
her saying how controlling she is do you hear that
she am mask since they've been dating eight million dollars
in real estate properties? Really yeah, like you know, she's
in it for the money. She's trying. They said that
she forced her way onto that dunkin Donuts commercial super
Bowl she is playing.
Speaker 1: She's like the.
Speaker 4: If you think about Chris Jenner as the momger of
the Kardashian she's like the mamoger of Belichick now, like
she is inserting himself herself in every way just to
watch him dying and get someone.
Speaker 1: He's now looking at outside PR firms to help him
with this image. Yes, I know, I saw that. I
just saw that. It just popped up on some website
just as we were starting the podcast. I saw that,
and I figured I'll address that one in the next
episode because I didn't didn't know enough about it.
Speaker 4: But yes, I'm not an ageis in any way, If
it was a twenty four year old and she's dating
a forty eight year old, yeah, that's really questionable. But
like seventy three, like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Like, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think it's discussing how.
Speaker 1: Eighty How old is this lady friend? She's thirty nine something.
Speaker 3: I mean we're not same different, Yeah, but here's the
difference is like, it's not we're not seeing her interrupt
or rule Mick.
Speaker 1: I think that's the bigger thing, and we don't see
it in our face.
Speaker 3: Yes, but you're right, it would be the same thing, like,
you know, why is that not people calling that out
for being gross?
Speaker 2: Just like Leonardo DiCaprio breaking up with every girl when
she gets twenty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but still, George, it's just a coin. Yes, that
happens privileged bitch like And I'm wondering if men her
age wouldn't date her because she was such a bitch
that she.
Speaker 3: Likes Okay, Oh, I mean okay, but that that That's
where I'm trying to take this a little bit, because
I do wonder like when it's you know, you lift
all women up and we should be sporting all women
and blah blah, and sometimes I go, is their back?
I feel like women are more competitive with women and
maybe even in the workplace than they are with men.
Speaker 1: Is that would that be fair to say?
Speaker 4: I'd say it comp very much depends on your field,
like what your position is, what your office is like
like owning my own business, I am part of Rochester
Women's Network Next Level collective. Like a lot of remen
women run business leaderships in Rochester, and we are also
supportive of each other, like you know, even the other
professional organizers that I know in Rochester.
Speaker 1: But there's others yeah who knew, Yeah they really are.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's funny because when I first met Greg, Greg was like,
oh I heard and I won't say her name about
this woman, I'm like, yes, love her. She's part of
NAPO with me, like you know, National Association of Protocctivity
and Organizers.
Speaker 1: That's your thinking, Oh, thank you.
Speaker 4: But like a lot of the like solo women business
owners that I network with, we are so like supportive
of each other. But I'd say, if you go to
well see, I'm going to say, like a law office
and there's like four pair of legals, maybe they're like
competitive with one another with who will get the next
promotion or something.
Speaker 3: Because I was thinking exactly what you said, right, supportive,
helping each other. I think that women can can make
strong friendships, bond together, help each other through and then
on the other side. A twenty eleven American Management Association
found that both men and women sometimes report more difficult
relationships with same gender colleagues, but women are more likely
to describe these relationships as emotionally charged, which maybe the
men are as well, they just don't know it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like guys are dumb. They are like, well, well,
here's the thing.
Speaker 3: Like I could call Kevin a bullying busted ball, and
like even if I was super serious about it, like
you're a dick, we'd.
Speaker 1: Be fine in a day. Yeah, you know where women
would be.
Speaker 2: Like, I feel like women get maybe I have feelings,
you prick.
Speaker 4: We probably get frustrated more.
Speaker 1: I don't know where they are.
Speaker 4: Yes, I feel like women get a lot more frustrated
and yeah, we are. We get more emotional taxing on us,
where guys can let things slide or you know, just
move on to the next without having that like emotional
thought attached to it.
Speaker 3: Here's the uh, here's a thing I've always thought. I
feel like it's harder to be a woman than a guy.
Speaker 1: Would I really do?
Speaker 3: I think that it's harder. I think that women you
got to look at you can't pee outside. No, the
world is your YearIn all. I used to teach my
sons that, and my wife would get very mad. I
used to love it when they would pop out of
the pool, pee in the garden and then pop back
in the pool.
Speaker 4: All my kids do that all the time. They have
a peeing corner and a peeing roum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they literally love.
Speaker 4: To be out outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's is just a little boys come somewhere.
Speaker 4: They'll be sitting inside watching TV and then they'll walk outside,
go around to the peing corner in the backyard, pee
and come back in.
Speaker 1: But there is this thing where little girls tour. This
is where I always go. I'm a big believer and
you're born that way.
Speaker 3: And I only say because I probably somebody bought one
of the boys a doll, and they bought them the
Bob the Builder trucks.
Speaker 1: And the Bob the Builder Trucks is what they played with.
Speaker 3: Oh and little boys will run around and just be
kind of crazy wild where girls will sit and they'll
color and they'll be quiet and they do.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just a different thing.
Speaker 3: But then as they get older, like I feel like
it's harder because there's expectations and it's not fair. Like
when everybody's young, used to have little girls on the
little league team. Oh yeah, then when they get older,
they can't play baseball. But you know, it does become
like now the balls are flying at you at eighty
ninety miles an hour in high school, so what are
we gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Uh, but I go, god, it seems harder. It's
like more pressure.
Speaker 3: You gotta look a certain way, you gotta be a
certain way. You gotta have the right makeup, you gotta
have the right brands, you gotta have the right this.
You gotta have the right fucking drinking water thing. So
I know, you know what I mean, Stanley or something.
It's like the big thing because I have a nieche
She's well, I got my Stanley and my ugs.
Speaker 1: I love to go to Starby's.
Speaker 4: Remember I remember out of college. I the first guy
that I dated out of college. He was from Pittsford
and he like literally got me ugs north Face and
like Vera Bradley for like our first Christmas because he
thought that I didn't have enough like name brands.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because but that's what he maybe his life had.
So I don't think he was trying to know just normal.
Speaker 4: I I start a bulk at those things now like
I do.
Speaker 1: Like whatever what ever, Kevin.
Speaker 4: Goes again, pully, but like I bought this, Okay, I
bought this eight years ago, and.
Speaker 1: I still use proud of yourself. I mean, Louis Vatm's expensive.
It wasn't nice to be able to buy that I
had asked for, like.
Speaker 4: I had asked for, like contributions for birthday from like people,
because I knew, like I wanted to spend money on it,
you know, but like last night, I wasn't even I
took my kid's shoe shopping yesterday, and Lucas will not
buy anything that's not like the coolest sneakers now. And
so it's just like to watch a ten year old
have to buy Air Jordans, and you know, I it
just kills me because we were even saying he was
looking at the box to see like he wants the
most expensive pair. Really yeah, it's like, yeah, he was
looking at like Lamellos and those were like one hundred
and five dollars, but then the Air Jordans were like
one hundred and thirty.
Speaker 1: Dollars and yeah, so and to him it's just a number.
Speaker 4: I made him value these.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He had gotten a ton of Dick's gift cards for
his birthday, and I was like, if you want your
Jordan's that you have so fit you, if you want
a new pair, you can buy them.
Speaker 1: So he bought them.
Speaker 4: I just say no, I'm like, this is your money,
if you know.
Speaker 1: You want yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So Cam's not there just yet, although he bought a
pair of curries yesterday, but they were as expensive it.
Speaker 1: Is for boys too, with the sneakers and things. That's
a big that's a big deal.
Speaker 4: But I don't know, I just I just I hear
about like the bullying and everything now already so young
at their ages. Like my one friend's daughter is twelve
and wants a phone, and she was like saying, she'll
only get an Apple like iPhone because if she gets
a non name brand phone, she'll get picked.
Speaker 2: On for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but okay, but didn't we all notice stuff Like
I remember, like kids who were the tough skins or
wranglers weren't cool jeans, So I never wanted them. I mean,
I was guilty of the same thing, but I I
always thought, too, doesn't it toughen me up a little bit?
Take the bullying and then all of a sudden you don't.
Speaker 1: React to it, bully you.
Speaker 4: I was raised by a single mom.
Speaker 2: Your Kmart Jean championship shirt, which was a dollar shirt
back in the day was trash and now it's yeah,
name brand.
Speaker 3: But you know what I love is like the non.
I like the quiet luxury things that are like expensive
but you can't you know, it looks it looks expensive,
but there's no label on it, there's no anything.
Speaker 1: It's just quiet. Yeah, that's my that's my favorite stuff.
And you're looking.
Speaker 4: There are things that I'll spend money on, and then
there's things I won't spend money on, like yeah, but
take its.
Speaker 1: To like okay, sex toys, yes, Jordan's no, right, but
if you go.
Speaker 3: But even women at your age, right, they probably all
talk shit behind somebody's back, if even if they don't
have did you see her? Or is she trying too hard?
She's got the new whatever? Come on, you know, I
mean did you see her? Oh my god, I mean
I've heard it. All she does is wear those spandex pants.
Everywhere she goes. It's always leggings. It's always leggings. Does
she own jeans?
Speaker 1: I heard a woman say it.
Speaker 4: I have heard things, yes, I not like in my
close friendship, but I have like overheard some things, but
I think more of us are like, god, how much botox?
Does that woman have so much filler? Like, yeah, we're
sort of. I would say a lot of my friends
were very like lean back, not like too much makeup,
girlies or get too dressed up, like.
Speaker 2: I'll give your name off off the air that somebody
I think you both will agree with who tries way
too hard.
Speaker 1: Yes, I know exactly who it is I have I
know exactly. I am so excited to take a break
because I think I know who it is. I think,
I think I read probably, I think I read your mind.
Speaker 3: And I had somebody write me about someone a guy
on the podcast really looking like something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh huh Kevin, Yeah, he tries too hard, tries
too hard? Yeah, too much, too much botox, too much everything,
you know, not enough time with Bob.
Speaker 4: But no, I think, I mean girls are caddie as nature,
and I think that it really is big from i'd
say like thirteen, yeah, to like twenty five.
Speaker 1: I thought you were about to say thirty.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I went down. I think at like twenty five
is when you start to grow out of it and
maybe start to mature.
Speaker 1: Like, but what about social media? Like now you didn't
really have it as prolifically, I didn't have it.
Speaker 4: I'm so glad I didn't have it.
Speaker 3: But could you imagine, like I I even see like
they take pictures of certain girls and they they'll post
it and they'll circle certain parts.
Speaker 1: Of her body.
Speaker 4: Oh, that was like hazing during college and sororities.
Speaker 1: Wait what was the hazing in college? Well, you did
a sorority? Yeah, what what was the hazing?
Speaker 4: My hazing wasn't bad at all. But there are places that.
Speaker 2: I know, like I know, my how far you can
get the cucumber in your mouth?
Speaker 1: No, I don't have a gag reflex.
Speaker 4: My cousin went to Potsdamon. They made the girls strip
down and they circled their imperfection.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: And then they let like the fraternities walk through and.
Speaker 1: Look at all the naked girls. Holy fuck, Oh my god.
That's like that is Jesus Christ, that is mine.
Speaker 4: Was nothing?
Speaker 1: Never heard of that. Yeah, I didn't go to the
school that had fraternities.
Speaker 4: When you hear like about some like crazy, oh my god,
pledging stories and stuff, yeah.
Speaker 1: Circle their imperfection, yes, I think.
Speaker 4: Yeah, girls that girls can be mean to each other.
Speaker 1: God, they get nicknames like wafflebelling or anything. Acne ass,
third nipple, third nipple, launch pad nipples, launch pad that
was that was the nickname of somebody in college.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one of your friends.
Speaker 3: Uh no, well I knew of her, but my buddy said, yeah, man,
she got like launch pad nipples.
Speaker 1: So we called her lunch after that. It's terrible, like terrible,
because bully, I'm the fucking bully you are.
Speaker 3: Now as an adult, I'm afraid you are. You're you're drinking, bully.
But yes, I mean but that would be really scaring.
I mean, she knew it. That would be really scarring.
It would hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, all right, there you go. I just so
I am saying I'm going to stick to my thing
that women it's harder to be a woman.
Speaker 4: I think it's very hard to be a teenage girl nowadays.
I watched my nieces and like the ship that they
post on social media when you can tell that it's edited, filtered,
oh yeah, fake is half naked and they're eighteen, and
I'm disgusted, Like, don't look at my phone. You see
your eyes You're like, what pull up a picture? I'll
pull up filter.
Speaker 1: God, well, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: Like as a I don't have never had little girls,
but I saw a girl and her friend and they
had they were in they had to be about Jamison's age,
and they're walking to school and and one of the
girls you can see the ass cheeks out her shorts,
and I go, I.
Speaker 1: Don't even like.
Speaker 3: I gotta think for some parents, it's not worth the argument.
After a while, you just fucking throw up your hands
and go, can't do it right, She's gonna do it.
Or I had a friend whose mom and dad were
really really strict, very Christian.
Speaker 1: She used to pack her clothes and change when she
got to school and wear all the other shit.
Speaker 4: This is my niece on spring break. Oh yeah, she's nineteen.
Damn h And that's like a fully clothed photo for her. Yep, yep, ye.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you know what. I'm glad, I'm this is
where you go.
Speaker 4: I'm I hate seeing this stuff. It bothers me so much.
Speaker 1: We'll take a moment.
Speaker 3: We're living in a time when things that were once
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The rise in anal cancer among older women, being an
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and fifty thousand dollars for like eight.
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canker and they're, like you went To.
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things that were taboo in the bedroom that we didn't talk,
about AND i think some people didn't even REALLY.
Speaker 1: I don't. KNOW i, mean it's all quiet that porn
made it.
Speaker 3: Like, okay, like, hey you should try, this because what
they're saying is THAT hpv is easier to spread through
the butt than it is in the traditional sexual, manner
and that that you can get higher rates of. It
and then they, go now you've got women over sixty,
five you're seeing the. Increase AND i, go probably BECAUSE
i think like in the eighties and, nineties is porn
became bigger and bigger and people are, like oh, yeah
and then somebody gets divorced and then they go through
their horror.
Speaker 1: Phases, uh some ladies have called it what what are
you laughing? At you know What i'm. Saying i'm just
SAYING i.
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sex has increased significantly across all age groups in the
last two, decades partially attributed to its visibility of porn
and porn is.
Speaker 1: Everywhere it's.
Speaker 3: Prolific i'm telling, YOU i think porn has a bigger
impact on societal norms than we even give it credit
to pubad cair styles.
Speaker 4: Everything i'm also going to add in like rap and.
MUSIC i feel like there's so much music yeah that
talks about. Sucks, yes you, know and there's a lot OF.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think, that all, RIGHT i didn't even think.
THAT i JUST i was, LIKE i bet this has to.
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it like they took.
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like they want they Want dark side of The, moon
know What i'm saying that that was the. Thing AND i, go,
boy how quickly we've changed if you look at like
the progression of.
Speaker 4: STUFF i think ABOUT, tv, movies everything like that is
all part of entertainment culture.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah but sex is one THING i don't see
you think the. Other.
Speaker 4: ABSOLUTELY i think it's more talked about. Fluidly, yeah like
it's a conversation when you talk about.
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Speaker 4: Songs about like looking ass and stuff like there are
like AND i think it's, wait, yeah what's the one
which which they say is like supposed to be a
woman in power empowerment. SONG i REMEMBER i used to
watch THIS tv show Called. Girls it was directed and
Starred Lena dunnam and it was a long time ago ON.
Hbo and there's one scene where the Character marnie standing
at the sink and a guy is kneeling down behind,
her and that was like the first TIME i ever
saw anything like that and.
Speaker 1: Kneeling down behind her and, oh, okay, yeah, yeah well
that may be another. WAY i just feel, like you, know.
Speaker 4: Stuff like that has talked about, more and it's just
in entertainment culture.
Speaker 3: BECAUSE i don't THINK i think some people tech sex
is so sort of taboo in this country that, YOU i,
mean porn almost has become the sex ad in a.
WAY i don't think that's necessarily a good thing at,
all BUT i think young men are seeing things that you,
know aren't. Necessary they think romance AND i don't, know
if you.
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CRAZY i actually rewatched all Of sex in The city
like last, year and they were so ahead of the
time with some. Stuff but then it also is, funny
like there are a lot of things that happened In
sex and The city would not fly, nowadays like their
language and, Stuff but, sexually it was an eye opening,
show you, know AND i grew up on. That that
was like my end of my.
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but you can play. That why can? THEY i guess they.
CAN i don't.
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Speaker 3: CITY i got sort of bored with sex and it
was on after The sopranos ON, hbo so sometimes it
was on in the.
Speaker 1: House you would keep it, on BUT i don't LIKE
i don't remember the. Anal there's like one.
Speaker 4: Whole episode that's dedicated To charlotte being like he wants
to lick my? Butt like you, know and it's just
to think that that was like in the.
Speaker 1: Did you ever see n? So did you see? That
how old were you in that when You?
Speaker 4: SO i probably started Watching sex in The city WHEN
i was like, nineteen, Okay and so that's what.
Speaker 1: Did you get ideas, Of, like, hey that sounds.
Speaker 4: GREAT i think that's WHY i saw like masturbation.
Speaker 1: For like that's when you saw, it, Yeah like but,
okay BUT i learned about. It that's when you learned
about it. More, YEAH i, mean, yeah.
Speaker 4: It's Just but then, again to rewatch it in my
mid thirties the other, YEAR i was, like holy, crap
like to see some of the stuff that they were talking,
about like they were really ahead of their. Time, YEAH
i don't, Know LIKE i think that they opened up
a lot of sexual.
Speaker 1: They, did AND i think some some of that stuff
is like it's powerful for women to have control of
their own body and not be judged and all this.
Speaker 3: Stuff so, yeah you're, RIGHT i think that that's part of.
It just, now now it comes with a side dish
of cancer if you're not.
Speaker 4: Careful, Well, samantha who was the token horror in the,
show does get.
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yeah anal. Cancer that'll be, uh just watch out when
you get in your assholegged see that that that watch
your watch, YOURSELF i, know but just. Warning. Yeah, oh
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did eat a big. BAGGAGE i didn't eat the whole.
Bag eighty percent of your family.
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Guys it was. Bad it was. Bad he eat a
whole bag of lemonade. CHIPS i need the whole bag
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were lemonade. Flavored that sounds. Gross, no it was. Good
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matt about LIKE. bTB, yeah SO i don't know exactly
what we're gonna. DO i gotta find out how many
people are. Coming BUT i was, like, Man I'm i'm
just gonna leave it to.
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Speaker 2: How many people were You he's just gonna bring three
of those freaking breakfast.
Speaker 1: Burritos, yeah.
Speaker 5: Like two of, them.
Speaker 1: Roughly how many people do you think you're gonna? Come?
Speaker 4: TWO i would guess there's gonna be about with. Kids
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Speaker 8: In my.
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Speaker 1: Up on people's lawns in front of.
Speaker 4: There you can park around the little circle THAT i live.
Speaker 1: ON i mean we do.
Speaker 4: IT i had host parties a good, amount SO i
think my neighbors are used to.
Speaker 1: It but, yeah seventy five, People, yeah damn. Show it
has the potential to be. Ship yeah it's in two, weeks, Right, yeah.
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ready for you, know. Thanks the pool is supposed to
get opened this.
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yeah we'll.
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to be in the? HOTTUB i don't.
Speaker 4: Know the kids will want to go in the hot
tub and'll be.
Speaker 1: Like you a.
Speaker 3: HAIRCUT i know that you think you're, funny AND i
know you think with this you're. Funny but you, KNOW
i try to walk a line, there.
Speaker 1: You can walk. It i'm gonna step right THE.
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and out and. Talk and then then you can just
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instagram posts from the nieces at the. Party they were.
Speaker 4: Invited but, yeah we'll.
Speaker 1: Say this old guy Named kevin kept like sh this
is the photo bomb. Me what the? Fuck any mental
measure from the baseball? Team, NO i do.
Speaker 3: Not oh, god this party sounds like you could get
a little out of hand your.
Speaker 1: Friends, yeah BUT i just.
Speaker 4: Wanted it to be like. Again everyone THOUGHT i was
going to do this big theme AND i didn't want.
Speaker 1: To why did they think we were gonna have a
big theme.
Speaker 4: Because that's WHAT i normally, Do LIKE i love.
Speaker 5: Parties, oh so what.
Speaker 1: Would be a theme as? Cancer, yeah you got a
was come to want.
Speaker 4: Me to do a teeny bit older like A martini theme.
Speaker 1: Party so what would A martini? Theme? Like people have
to come, in no.
Speaker 4: Get decorations and. Things AND i was, LIKE i just
don't want it to be like. THAT i just wanted
to be like such a like laid, back come, party
have a great, time LIKE i don't, KNOW i didn't
want it to feel. Uptight, Yes i'm.
Speaker 2: Waiting i'm just will there be clear directions to the,
uh the sex, room Because i'm sure you're gonna have
one of those set up for just random.
Speaker 1: Hookups how's there gonna be random hook? Ups everybody there is,
married get away from your kids for a few.
Speaker 4: Minutes that's, true that's.
Speaker 1: True, yes you want to be in the first. Three
you don't want to be after? THREE i.
Speaker 4: THINK i, MEAN i have multiple beds in my, house
so you, Know.
Speaker 1: Okay there you. Go why are you asking this? QUESTION
i wonder where the smushroom. Is why are you asking?
Speaker 5: This oh this?
Speaker 1: Smushroom why are you asking? This there's the. Reason it's
it's a adult. Party we don't need a Smush nobody
needs a. Smushroom real you always need a, smushroom do you?
Always it's always good to have that.
Speaker 4: Option, Okay, WELL i can tell you our friend's. Smushroom
i've had Part.
Speaker 3: I've been years ago WHEN i was adult. Parties and
if we get in the, bathroom if we get him drunk, enough.
Speaker 2: He, said he's gonna he's gonna try to sniff a
pillow and figure out who it was.
Speaker 1: You were in the. PURPLE i gotta.
Speaker 4: Match the pillow to the, body.
Speaker 1: Match the. Stain bill's playing. Spreey come, on she, Said
i'm gonna be very well behaved at this. PARTY i, find,
gentleman If i'm, there it's not.
Speaker 3: Possible how COME i THINK i behave very. Well i've
been At laura's house with, You, yeah AND i was
fine tasting.
Speaker 1: Lube oh, Ship, yeah we did do. That we forgot
about that the build up, party that's? Right? Yeah should
we what kind of?
Speaker 4: God, Actually randy And Jamie we're, like should we Invite
marianna AND i was like, no oh, yeah she.
Speaker 1: Would definitely need a smush room and you'd want to
be one of the first three with.
Speaker 4: Her you'd be paying.
Speaker 1: Her, yeah she's got the change thing like to skip me.
Up what's the what what gifts do we? Bring?
Speaker 3: Nothing, no we got to bring. Gifts we gotta find
see that's where a theme would. Help, YEAH i was
gonna GET i was just thinking of like.
Speaker 4: Plug can we get a bilified butt?
Speaker 1: Plug and then a?
Speaker 3: Whip, yeah like not a, whip but like a flogger.
FLOGGER i think you'd like that Be, yeah.
Speaker 1: You fucking better. Show but now be pissed if you.
Don't why because you've got her fucking already hardy about?
Speaker 5: It OH i.
Speaker 1: DON'T i don't sniff The kevin. YOU i NEVER i
did that in college to one kid's mom said that was. Here,
yeah she's really really. Attractive she was very. Attractive she
was like like stunningly for.
Speaker 2: You to do it at your, House we're just Gonna
i'm gonna either pick a hot mom or just some really, random,
disgustingly ridiculously ugly.
Speaker 3: Person what IF i picked up a cushion off an
outdoor chair and Went, joe all, Right, kevin let's get
your game. Going that's get the game.
Speaker 1: Going, WAIT i DON'T i have a? Pen oh, dear
there's a whole bucket of them right. Here thank? You
what Did joe? Say?
Speaker 4: No my Friend danielle daniel she sent me a picture
of A wilbert's. Truck she's, LIKE i Met. Dix who was?
THIS i, GO i have no idea one of my
Forty wilbert cousins BECAUSE i didn't realize how that.
Speaker 5: Was it was so.
Speaker 4: MANY i, mean you're lucky you never slept with any
of them by, accident you. Didn't the joke is that
all my friends have slept with my.
Speaker 1: Cousins wait your friends?
Speaker 5: Have?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Really? Yeah do they give you like a? Breakdown
do they give you a? Breakdown in?
Speaker 4: College, like my three closest friends slept with two of my.
Cousins one of my cousins slept with two of my.
Speaker 3: Friends are you one of your one of your cousins
slept with two of your. Friends the same guy slept
with two of your. Girlfriends supposed to be a good looking.
Speaker 1: Guys so the whole family a bunch OF.
Speaker 4: I think my family is a very good looking family.
Speaker 1: Overall, yeah, YEAH i mean so did did any of
these girls fall in love with your?
Speaker 4: Cousins one of them dated one of my cousins for
like two months and like for? Real the other, ones,
uh my one cousin who slept with two of my
friends were one night stands each of.
Speaker 1: Them, yeah and what did the girls say to you
about the? Night?
Speaker 4: Say one of them was wearing my clothes and then
tried to give them back to, me AND i was,
LIKE i don't Want.
Speaker 1: Oh, God laura never ever? Disappointed? Kevin what do we?
Got this is? Crazy this? Thing my? Hand is that
not a ladies know what guys talk? About you, know
check it? Out who the address so? Scandalous and you
know when that my niggas can handle? It are you shaking?
Speaker 2: Anything?
Speaker 1: Like who's the ish for the look in the?
Speaker 2: Ass so?
Speaker 7: Devilish you like the dance hip and the cruise to
the cruise that connected?
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Yes m, hm how did you get that from? That good, Lord.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna talk to you about that's pretty out. There, yeah,
well maybe we can cheer up, that, well does he
like the butter.
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Speaker 5: MYSELF i get the band.
Speaker 4: It used to, be the song used to Be i'm
one of My now that's what's called music. Albums AND
i listened to it forever.
Speaker 1: SONG i love this, song absolutely love this. Song no
go way now explode shot them in the most.
Speaker 5: Trunk it's like they, long we'll get the fuck up
and come on with the.
Speaker 8: Shore shut shut, them make nobody shot dropping.
Speaker 3: THEM i am sucking at this. ONE i don't know
nineties music at, all or any of the early two,
thousands and YOU.
Speaker 1: I don't want this year and the child to make
this kind and. Clear just the chance that may be
fine because the dox is wrapped in ses and.
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brother check it out, now the movie think So, brother
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brother right about, now out now out down out, now
chack fright about.
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same like fine your, range.
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Speaker 1: And i'll give you that.
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me this, show the weekly. Show this summer was featured
on first.
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Speaker 1: This thing my head THAT i suck at this game so.
BADLY i can't even come up with the name of the.
Band AND i know the name of the. Man i'm
not a, band but not a. Band took it out
scandless handless.
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about different like a DANCE i wrote down scandalous And i'm, thinking.
Speaker 1: Because i'm not coming up with the name of two
Thousand Chip, chuck let's.
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Eight singing a game nineteen ninety.
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us you're, married having your second.
Speaker 3: CHILD i don't, KNOW i, SAID i don't know who
The Sunday MORNING i wrote All stars in two thousand
and four are you.
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Speaker 4: KNOW i can't think of the band Steal My sunshine
nineteen ninety. NINE i had.
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Speaker 2: Steal My sunshine from when maybe in nineteen ninety?
Speaker 1: Nine Whoa lord has crushed?
Speaker 5: It?
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Speaker 4: BUT i didn't know, WHO i Said Michael bolt in ninety.
Speaker 1: Two it Is Steve Winwood's Higher love from nineteen eighty.
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i KNOW i got this one. WRONG i know it IS.
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it's not kid rock. Either come with? It would you?
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Speaker 1: Machine what? YEAR i? Said ninete, nine nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4: Six, OH i had ninety.
Speaker 1: Seven, Okay i've scored ten.
Speaker 4: Points i'm at, thirty but we still have a lot to.
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Speaker 4: Ninety, Eight Google Dolls Better days ninety, Five Goo.
Speaker 1: Dolls Better days from two thousand and. Six, wow he
now at twenty, yes right about? Now funk Soul, brother
now funk Soul.
Speaker 4: BROTHER i had funk Soul.
Speaker 1: Brother it is not funk Soul, brother all, right that's
WHAT i wrote, TOO.
Speaker 4: I, WROTE i wrote two thousand and, one and if
the movie Is she's all.
Speaker 1: That that's who's the. Artist no.
Speaker 8: Idea it is fat, boys, slims The Rockefeller skink from
nineteen ninety.
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WHERE i, Go i'm drawing a. Blank why CAN'T i
call up with the? Pan this?
Speaker 3: IS i Wrote Gwen Stefani, spiderwebs nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: Eight it Is Gwen, stefani but it is not One's
stefan on your.
Speaker 8: Own, yeah it's no, doubt, RIGHT i wrote ninety, seven
nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: Five IT'S i get five points for. That so Now
i'm at twenty. Five, SHIT i got spanked on this.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 4: WUCK i had no idea the NAME i, Wrote chris me.
Speaker 5: Good it's just two, THOUSAND.
Speaker 1: I wrote nineteen ninety seven NINE o two One, oh, summer.
Speaker 2: Summer this Is hollywood From Collective soul in two thousand
and seven featured An american idol for a season and
they were sitting all the players To.
Speaker 1: Hollywood, WELL i got fucking. SPANKED i got fifty, SPANKED
i got.
Speaker 3: Twenty, FIVE i got calf your, Score, Fuck, kevin why
do you get?
Speaker 1: IT i guess it just shows my old boy. Fuck.
Maybe AND i know all these. SONGS i just so,
known LIKE i don't, Know, No, no listen to more.
Music we should listen to Damn John.
Speaker 4: Mayer Oh, God John mayer is.
Speaker 1: Great thank.
Speaker 3: YOU i listened To John mayer channel all the. Time,
actually once in a While i'll even listen To Chill.
Pill it's like an eighties.
Speaker 1: Balanced It's i'm stuck in my. Age what AM i
going to? Do all? Right, uh we're all excited for your,
party by.
Speaker 4: The, WAY i, hope So i'm excited for my. Party.
Speaker 1: YEAH i told.
Speaker 4: THAT i told the girl who's doing my cake.
Speaker 1: To have free. RANGE i was, like free, range who's
making your cake get?
Speaker 4: Caked her name Is Kelly. Scott i've known her for years.
Speaker 1: Or woman like, No BUT i was just, like family's
going to be. There.
Speaker 4: YEAH i was Like, kelly, like you know WHO i,
am just her a, Budget we met, her.
Speaker 1: We met her.
Speaker 4: Aunt i'm, like just making me a, cake just LIKE
i got you.
Speaker 1: May meat a cake sounds. Good i'm very excited for.
That kevin's very.
Speaker 4: Exciting i'm excited to turn. FORTY i don't know.
Speaker 1: Really why most people shy away from the those years
they get a little. NERVOUS i, think like just.
Speaker 4: The start of a new decade Where i'm feeling so
like confident myself and Where i'm at in. Life you,
know the first half of the thirties was having two,
Kids like you, KNOW i had my first rate WHEN
i turned thirty and my second at thirty, one and
it was raising two. Kids and then the last five
years have been going through a, divorce like getting my
life back on, track and you, know a lot of
learning and.
Speaker 3: Everything so not to belabor, things but talk to me
about the getting your life back on, track because that
is SOMETHING i even find myself saying a, lot LIKE
i feel Like i've it's just been Like i'm tumbling
down a hill at times AND i can't, stop you
know WHAT i. Mean it's like the MOMENTUM i always
think like if you get out in front of, things
like if you put a car at the top of a,
HILL i could stop it if it started rolling And
i'm at the top of the, HILL i mean at
the bottom of the, Hill i'm gonna get fucking run.
Speaker 1: Over, yeah or get out of the.
Speaker 4: WAY i think there's just like so much things when
you go through a divorce there in any, partnership in a,
marriage some men take care of some, things women take
care of the other. Things it was like learning all
the things that my ex took care of like that
then became on me and it was just like a
lot more, adulting and it was just stuff THAT i
hadn't ever really had to take care, of like the
housework and like you, know getting shit like calling to
have my driveway. Sealed like he would always make those
calls things like. That you, know finance is just, running.
Speaker 1: Like schedule your. Business did you start the business prior to? Ye, okay,
yeah while you were.
Speaker 4: Married, YEAH i had done WHAT i do like for ten,
years but THEN i had turned it into like the
WHOLE llc and everything while we were still. Together but
it was it was a lot of you, know and
he was in, finance so he handled all all financial.
Stuff LIKE i never had like payment go right to.
Me it went to like our direct account together and.
Stuff so it was learning that sort of learning scary.
Budget oh, god it was so scary. Budget, yeah it
was so scary and it's still things that. Is, like you,
know when our divorce got, FINALIZED i got kicked off,
healthcare like having to try and figure out healthcare like
just shit like. That like it was just it was really.
Tough and it was funny because one of my other
friends turns forty a few days before, me and she was,
saying she's, LIKE i Think i'm gonna go get a
tattooed this. Weekend i'm like having this mid life. CRISIS
i was like my midlife crisis was from like thirty
six to thirty, eight you, know because at FIRST i
just felt LIKE i had that freedom from my ex
THAT i just wanted to go have, fun, yeah and
like go travel and everything and just not worry about
all that. Stuff and then it was like, okay, time
LIKE i have to LIKE i have to, PLAN i
have to pay him out of my, HOUSE i have
to do all these things like. THAT i need to
like fully be aware of and. Stuff but so it's
been more of a learning the balance of getting.
Speaker 1: Is this like your coming out, party like fully fully,
there fully.
Speaker 4: Arrived like WHAT i want is like everyone That i'm
inviting brings me, happiness AND i just like WANT i don't.
KNOW i was just gonna ask funny because last, night
oh last, night, No i'm, LIKE i was.
Speaker 1: Started to scribbling people.
Speaker 4: Watching we're watching basketball with the, kids And i'm looking
at my phone and just, laughing And joe literally goes
that bell aer covint texting, you AND i was like,
Why he's, like because those are your two funny. Fries
LIKE i laughed out, loud and then he said only one,
Friend danielle is the funniest female For but like it's
just LIKE i just want it to be like such
a happy. Environment AND i actually THINK i like surround
myself with such good, people And i've cut off ties
with people who bring me down or are just those
negative energy. PEOPLE i think everyone there will just be.
Great like there's a few people there WHO i don't
really love too, much BUT i have to have them.
Speaker 1: There our, family.
Speaker 4: AND i will Literally i'll point one out person out
To Kevin i'll be, like go bully this.
Speaker 1: Bitch, REALLY i like. That i'll bully A kevin is a.
Bully we'd we've established that he's the neighborhood. Bully drink
a Good way rink For laura's getting. Ready this is
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