1 00:00:09,039 --> 00:00:10,720 Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Chris. 2 00:00:10,880 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 2: I died recently, and now as my eternal punishment, I 3 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,199 have to do a podcast where I interview all the 4 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,760 residents of Hell with my co host and the owner 5 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:21,120 of my soul, Clayton. 6 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:21,519 Speaker 1: What's up? 7 00:00:21,559 --> 00:00:22,519 Speaker 3: What's up? Getting ready? 8 00:00:22,519 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 1: Warm it up? 9 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:23,280 Speaker 4: Chris? 10 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:23,920 Speaker 3: Warm it up? 11 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:26,320 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what are you working up for? 12 00:00:26,399 --> 00:00:29,039 Speaker 3: About to be a new year, New me, New Clayton. Yeah, 13 00:00:29,199 --> 00:00:31,800 new Year's resolutions. Baby, I'm gonna go from ten adyp 14 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:34,159 to four k baby, yeah to four k. 15 00:00:34,359 --> 00:00:37,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, new Clayton Man new Man, not not not six k. 16 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,840 Speaker 3: Oh. It's a good point, all right. Well, any anyways, 17 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:42,600 I'm getting fit, I'm gonna I'm gonna start getting up earlier. 18 00:00:42,840 --> 00:00:45,159 I'm gonna start treating you worse. It's gonna be a 19 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:46,960 whole New Clayton, whole new Year. Who knew me? 20 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:47,240 Speaker 4: Chris? 21 00:00:47,240 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: What are your resolutions to get out of hell? 22 00:00:49,359 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 4: Get out of hell? 23 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:51,399 Speaker 3: Okay, we're not gonna happen. I can tell you that 24 00:00:51,479 --> 00:00:51,759 right now. 25 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,079 Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna make some resolutions for you. 26 00:00:54,119 --> 00:00:54,840 Speaker 3: How does that sound? 27 00:00:55,039 --> 00:00:55,439 Speaker 1: Not good? 28 00:00:55,479 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 3: No, it's it's gonna be great. So first off, yeah, 29 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,280 we're gonna run a marathon. We're gonna run a hell marathon. 30 00:01:00,119 --> 00:01:02,359 Speaker 1: On Okay, what's the hell marathon? 31 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 3: It's just a normal marathon. Yeah, marathons or hell yeah, 32 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,920 you just me. 33 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:07,640 Speaker 1: This is a normal marathon. 34 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a fun ton of miles. It's like way 35 00:01:09,879 --> 00:01:12,239 more than anybody should enjoy running. Or we're gonna do it, 36 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,719 and we're gonna do it fast. We're gonna super fast, 37 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,120 super fast. What's super fast? I mean I'm talking like 38 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,920 about a nine minute mile, nine minute pace. Think you 39 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:22,879 can do that? That's not Is that even that fast? 40 00:01:23,439 --> 00:01:26,760 I mean that's that's my personal best. So yeah, well wait, 41 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,599 that's that's that fast. You don't run like a six 42 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,920 minute mile or six anything like that. I mean you 43 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:35,120 know sometimes yeah, nine minutes like my my my off day. Yeah, 44 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:36,959 normally I'm like a like a four minute Yeah. 45 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,239 Speaker 1: Nine is like that upside down six. So yeah, yeah, 46 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:42,040 that's that's right. No, I'm super fast, super athletic. Yeah, 47 00:01:42,159 --> 00:01:44,959 go run over there, run over there, real fast, okay, 48 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:46,840 and run back all right? 49 00:01:46,879 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 3: Ready and go. 50 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: That's come back. 51 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 3: Okay time. 52 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm sorry, I wasn't rolling. Can you do 53 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,239 it again? 54 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 4: No? 55 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:05,319 Speaker 3: No, I rolled my hoof. 56 00:02:06,599 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 1: No, that was super fast, super fast. Wow. Oh okay, no, 57 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:11,599 I rolled a hoof. 58 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:14,439 Speaker 3: I rolled a hoof. It really hurt. Oh that really hurt. 59 00:02:14,479 --> 00:02:15,879 Speaker 1: What do you do when you do? You need to? 60 00:02:15,919 --> 00:02:16,879 Like I sit down or. 61 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 3: No, of course not. We're in hell. I put lava 62 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:19,599 on it. 63 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:23,439 Speaker 1: The heat helps, It makes it swell up, and it 64 00:02:23,439 --> 00:02:24,080 makes it worse. 65 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,039 Speaker 3: And then and then I heal. 66 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, it's you gotta you gotta break it 67 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,879 down to regrow, like a forest or something. Yeah, forest fire. 68 00:02:32,039 --> 00:02:34,319 Speaker 3: All right. It doesn't matter though, Chris, because New Year's 69 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:36,159 knew me. Yeah, my my, my. 70 00:02:36,319 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: Ankle is gonna be all healed up and ready to go. 71 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,280 It's gonna be great. What are my other resolutions? 72 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 3: I got four things for you. Ready. 73 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 1: I'm gonna find you a girlfriend. 74 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,759 Speaker 3: Get girl, no, no, no, a real one, not a 75 00:02:45,759 --> 00:02:48,280 fake one, one that actually thinks that you're her boyfriend. 76 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:48,879 Speaker 1: All right. 77 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:50,759 Speaker 3: And then we're gonna get you. We're gonna get you 78 00:02:50,759 --> 00:02:54,680 six back calves. You're gonna have huge muscles here for that, okay, 79 00:02:54,719 --> 00:02:57,400 all right. And then I'm gonna I'm gonna update your housing. 80 00:02:57,439 --> 00:02:59,479 You're gonna move out of Stalin's place. I'm gonna get 81 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:02,479 you a nice mansion on the river Dicks. Really yeah, 82 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,919 oh yeah, you're ready for the fourth thing? Yeah, you're ready. 83 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:08,319 This is all fucking lie, you idiot. No, new Yer's 84 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:12,039 resolution means nothing. It's nothing. It's a non holiday. What 85 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,520 you think, just because the page flips on a calendar, 86 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,439 that you're just gonna be a new person? Oh look 87 00:03:17,479 --> 00:03:18,479 at me, I'm gonna go to the gym. 88 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 2: No, I didn't, but I mean some people do, and 89 00:03:22,039 --> 00:03:24,520 I don't know what the idiots, all of them, anyone 90 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:26,280 listening right now. Don't try and go to the gym 91 00:03:26,319 --> 00:03:27,879 this year, exactly right. 92 00:03:28,039 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 3: Don't go to the gym. Just don't. Every year in 93 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,800 Hell is the worst year of your life. It never 94 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,319 gets better, It only gets worse. 95 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So so that saying like today's the first 96 00:03:38,199 --> 00:03:39,639 day of the rest of your life is kind of 97 00:03:39,639 --> 00:03:42,840 like that. But today's the worst day of the rest 98 00:03:42,879 --> 00:03:43,479 of your life. 99 00:03:43,479 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 3: There you go. Yeah, you picked up on that pretty quick. 100 00:03:46,199 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have the ability to do like hell magic. 101 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, I'm Clayton. Clayton, for I got all 102 00:03:53,879 --> 00:03:56,479 the powers of the underworld at my fingertips. Look at 103 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,199 look at my finger tips. Look at this you're ready. 104 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,879 See that they sparked. Yeah, it was a it was 105 00:04:01,919 --> 00:04:04,319 a sort of a spark. No, No, I'll do it 106 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,520 again here, you're ready, you're ready. That was a big one. 107 00:04:07,759 --> 00:04:09,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I guess it was kind of like 108 00:04:09,879 --> 00:04:11,759 a match that went out really quickly. 109 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,879 Speaker 3: No, you do a bigger one. I'm just tired from 110 00:04:13,879 --> 00:04:16,439 all the sprinting. My ankle still hurts, all right. Huh yeah, 111 00:04:16,519 --> 00:04:17,920 you know I could do a way bigger one. So 112 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:19,639 you know, like like a thunder thundercloud? 113 00:04:19,639 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 1: Could you do a thundercloud in here? 114 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:21,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, you're ready. 115 00:04:21,759 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna strain real hard to do it. Okay, 116 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:29,959 you're just pissing in my eye? Ah all right. I 117 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:32,319 don't know if that counts as a thundercloud or a 118 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,560 rain cloud. That was just pissed. So you asked for it, 119 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:37,759 all right? So yeah, well that was impressive magic you. 120 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 3: Got thank you? 121 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:38,879 Speaker 1: Yeah? 122 00:04:39,959 --> 00:04:46,439 Speaker 3: Noa three two one? 123 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 1: What's supposed to happen? I was just counting down a 124 00:04:49,879 --> 00:04:52,879 new guest. Yeah, he's coming in. He's coming counting down. 125 00:04:53,439 --> 00:04:58,959 Come on in, Hello lines, Hello God, So what's what's 126 00:04:58,959 --> 00:04:59,319 your name? 127 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 4: Everyone? Me on Pete the cheat in the flesh. There 128 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:05,399 is for those you don't know me, I am the 129 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:09,759 director of deceptions here now, very big job, key position 130 00:05:09,879 --> 00:05:12,959 in Satan's cabinet, director of deceptions. 131 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 2: So what does a director of deception do? For those 132 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:17,720 listeners who haven't been. 133 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 4: To hell, Well, I work under the Secretary of Snake 134 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:26,879 Anna Conda. Just kidding, that's bullshit, just keeping you on 135 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:27,360 your toes. 136 00:05:27,439 --> 00:05:27,639 Speaker 3: Mate. 137 00:05:27,639 --> 00:05:29,199 Speaker 4: Don't you follow politics down here? 138 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 3: Yeah? 139 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:31,839 Speaker 1: I do. I mean I'm an active member and of 140 00:05:31,879 --> 00:05:33,879 the Cleatonest Party. So that's right. 141 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:37,240 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're gonna You're gonna run again. 142 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll you give me that attitude. 143 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:43,439 Speaker 4: No, I just you know, Satan's won like seven million 144 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,199 times in a row. 145 00:05:44,839 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 3: He's actually only six million, six hundred sixty six, six 146 00:05:47,519 --> 00:05:48,680 hundred and sixty six times. 147 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:53,439 Speaker 1: But I'm the change is coming. I believe in change. Yeah. 148 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:57,439 Speaker 4: Yeah, Hopelessness is your campaign slogan, all right. 149 00:05:57,519 --> 00:05:59,480 Speaker 1: I mean I'm kind of just I don't really have 150 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:02,040 a choice in politics. So but yeah, you. 151 00:06:02,079 --> 00:06:03,959 Speaker 3: Actually make him vote for me. I stand over him 152 00:06:03,959 --> 00:06:06,120 in the voting booth and I make sure he clicks 153 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:06,519 my name. 154 00:06:06,639 --> 00:06:09,120 Speaker 4: Now, we do a good job down here of having 155 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,759 free and fair elections. For it being l you know, 156 00:06:12,079 --> 00:06:15,160 people choose the leader they trust the most, and that 157 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:15,720 is Satan. 158 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:17,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've never met the guy. 159 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 4: You haven't. 160 00:06:18,319 --> 00:06:20,319 Speaker 3: No, I can't imagine the world in which he would 161 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:22,639 want to, you know, talk to you. 162 00:06:22,639 --> 00:06:24,959 Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. I've had enough time talking 163 00:06:24,959 --> 00:06:27,759 to you. So Pete, tell us about your job. 164 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 4: I'll give you an example. Almost everyone down here is 165 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,920 familiar with him. So right when you get too well, 166 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:37,279 you actually wake up in a white room. It's my doing, Okay, 167 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,920 I'll take the form of a kindly older gentleman in 168 00:06:39,959 --> 00:06:41,879 a white robe, you know, because as you can see, 169 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:46,279 my current form is a giant, flaming three headed porcupine, which, yeah. 170 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,079 Speaker 1: I didn't mention that before, but yeah, that's what he 171 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:49,639 looks like. 172 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:53,360 Speaker 4: I like how you blokes judge someone on their inside, 173 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,519 not they're flaming three porcupine heads. 174 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:58,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course we're good morning from hell, we're 175 00:06:58,399 --> 00:07:00,160 good people on this show. Do the other head to 176 00:07:00,199 --> 00:07:01,759 not talk? Is it just the one in the middle 177 00:07:01,759 --> 00:07:01,879 of that? 178 00:07:01,959 --> 00:07:06,920 Speaker 4: Oh that's Dale and Dave never a bit daft. I 179 00:07:07,079 --> 00:07:09,680 make the decisions around you. What I do is I 180 00:07:09,759 --> 00:07:13,319 welcome people to the afterlife. You introduce myself is Peter. 181 00:07:13,959 --> 00:07:17,000 So I don't actually do any lying. Lying is not 182 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,720 what we do in now, Okay, I don't condone it, 183 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,560 you know. And I say, hey, congratulations, you don't make 184 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:26,199 yourself comfortable. Grab some chocolate, you know, sign in, And 185 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,920 I point them toward a door with a glowing white 186 00:07:28,959 --> 00:07:31,000 light peeking through the cracks. And you know, these are 187 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:33,959 the lowest of the low. We've got a murderers, rapists 188 00:07:34,199 --> 00:07:38,040 telemarket there. Yeah, you, I remember you. And this is 189 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,480 amazing because you can speak to this. 190 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:40,839 Speaker 3: Yeah. 191 00:07:40,879 --> 00:07:44,759 Speaker 4: These are real ship bags. Yeah, just worthless individuals, terrible 192 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,319 exactly like yourselves, you know, and they belong in hell. 193 00:07:49,399 --> 00:07:51,240 So they are thinking like, oh shit, I've made it 194 00:07:51,279 --> 00:07:51,680 to Evan. 195 00:07:51,959 --> 00:07:53,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought. 196 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,519 Speaker 4: I've made it. Holy shit, I've passed through the eye 197 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,480 of the needle. They opened the door, they realize the 198 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,800 white life he's coming from the flaming Cat we keep 199 00:08:01,839 --> 00:08:04,319 by the entryway there. Then they see him in all 200 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,959 his glory, Satan, sitting there on his phone, ready to 201 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:12,399 welcome them too well, and he's got his cock out fries. Yeah. 202 00:08:12,439 --> 00:08:15,279 Speaker 1: I didn't actually even see Satan. It was just this cock. 203 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:19,839 Speaker 4: It's you know, it's too headed. Yeah, he's got a cock, 204 00:08:19,959 --> 00:08:20,319 as you know. 205 00:08:20,519 --> 00:08:22,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he was busy whenever I was there, 206 00:08:22,759 --> 00:08:24,680 so I was like, what is this is just I 207 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,759 think he just left the cock on the on the 208 00:08:26,759 --> 00:08:28,120 thing and I'm like, what am I supposed to do 209 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:28,439 with this? 210 00:08:28,519 --> 00:08:28,759 Speaker 3: Yeah? 211 00:08:28,839 --> 00:08:31,480 Speaker 4: Sometimes he checks out, you know, he's a busy. 212 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 1: Guy the exhibitions. 213 00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:35,799 Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know that sounds like sexy to you 214 00:08:35,879 --> 00:08:38,919 in the least, not at all. You know, whatever you 215 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,720 think would be sexy for Satan to do with his cock, 216 00:08:42,240 --> 00:08:45,039 he'll do the opposite to you. I mean he's got 217 00:08:45,039 --> 00:08:47,600 the two headed cock. Yeah, he does not fuck about. 218 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,840 Speaker 3: I mean he does, but you know. 219 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 4: That's exactly what he does. He does it twice as 220 00:08:53,279 --> 00:08:56,960 much as everyone else done. He But that's what I do. 221 00:08:57,559 --> 00:09:01,240 You know, people get a bit loose, they start moaning 222 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:06,559 instead of screaming in daily torches. I make sure that 223 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:09,440 they don't find it. Okay, I pulled a rug out, 224 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:12,320 give them the slightest glimmer of hope, and I pulled 225 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,159 a rug out. Yeah. 226 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, you keep thinking interesting from settling into the day 227 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,279 to day hum drum, you. 228 00:09:17,279 --> 00:09:19,840 Speaker 4: Know, which is easy to do, fair enough? Yeah, yeah, 229 00:09:19,919 --> 00:09:22,960 I mean you're here for an eternity exactly yeah, I. 230 00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:24,840 Speaker 1: Mean it tends to go on for a long time. 231 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,320 Speaker 3: Keep people on their toes, but sometimes you cut off 232 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:29,120 their toes and then what are they on? Yeah? 233 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,279 Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly right? 234 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:32,039 Speaker 1: Or stumps? 235 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,879 Speaker 4: What you want? How many toes you still got? 236 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,200 Speaker 1: Well, I had my legs cut off, but then those 237 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:40,120 three grew very painful processial treatment. 238 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:43,679 Speaker 4: For Clayton's boy, I'm gonna have to tell the big 239 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:44,240 guy about this. 240 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:48,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're still gonna go for run that marathon early. 241 00:09:48,519 --> 00:09:50,200 Speaker 4: That I'd like to see that on the stumps. 242 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:52,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, that would actually be pretty interesting, but it takes 243 00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:53,480 several days. 244 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:56,000 Speaker 4: We got eternity. You know, it's not like you. 245 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:57,960 Speaker 1: Know what that you make a really good point. 246 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:02,000 Speaker 4: Can I do it right ahead? Clayton, You're the best. 247 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:06,039 My I appreciate you, My I old still alright, Just 248 00:10:06,759 --> 00:10:09,879 hey mate, I'm not going to do it, okay, just kidding. 249 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:19,720 Did you forget already on your arse? Motherfucker? All right? 250 00:10:20,399 --> 00:10:22,879 Speaker 3: What are you back to? Stumps? Can you colorize the 251 00:10:22,879 --> 00:10:25,559 wound a little cana hoterize the wound alright, which means 252 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:27,440 that I'm going to put hot cls in your eyes. 253 00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,120 Speaker 1: Look at this, this is great, are beautiful. 254 00:10:37,759 --> 00:10:39,399 Speaker 4: You two were a good team. I see where they 255 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:40,480 gave you the podcasting. 256 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,039 Speaker 1: Well, I don't see why they give it to us anymore. 257 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:45,720 I get it because he's blind. Now you Helen, get 258 00:10:45,759 --> 00:10:48,039 something coming. Now, what other kind of deceptions do you do? 259 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:48,320 Speaker 4: Once? 260 00:10:48,679 --> 00:10:51,919 Speaker 2: You know, because besides the initial exactly fake out because 261 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,039 that's like the traditional. 262 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:55,519 Speaker 4: It's also great because everyone down here knows me. You know, 263 00:10:56,039 --> 00:10:57,799 Oh you fuck me over On day one. I was like, 264 00:10:57,919 --> 00:11:00,200 you're doing doing all right? Yeah, I'm doing right. 265 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:04,960 Speaker 3: Typically you know, you say it's nothing personal, it's only business, 266 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,120 but you you actually take it very personally. You love 267 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:07,720 this specials. 268 00:11:07,799 --> 00:11:08,559 Speaker 4: I love my job. 269 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,639 Speaker 3: It's passionate about it. 270 00:11:09,679 --> 00:11:10,200 Speaker 4: I love it. 271 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,080 Speaker 3: You see in his ice. Chris, Well, you can't, but 272 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:12,960 you know I can. 273 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,039 Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, well, you know what my favorite is lately? 274 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:16,440 Speaker 3: What's that? 275 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:20,200 Speaker 4: Because the advent of a gift card. Okay, I'll take 276 00:11:20,240 --> 00:11:23,039 the form of one of the many assistant managers of 277 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:28,919 l You know, they run around doing God's work. You know, 278 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,000 I sneak up to anyone who's not giving their role 279 00:11:31,039 --> 00:11:33,039 and I say, hey, you know, the big guy sent 280 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:36,080 me over here. You know, he says you're doing a 281 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:38,639 great job, and they want to give you a little reward, 282 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,639 you know, so I slip on a gift card, so 283 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,399 you know that's something for you. Keep it between us. 284 00:11:45,279 --> 00:11:48,320 And then they say, oh, gee, thanks, where can I 285 00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:51,960 redeem this gift card? And I say, oh, that machine 286 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,519 over there, which hasn't been over there for a long time, 287 00:11:54,799 --> 00:11:57,039 it's just been an ATM will appear, you know. They 288 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:01,519 go over put their gift card in. Yeah, opens, Satan's 289 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:02,360 in there with his cock. 290 00:12:02,799 --> 00:12:06,600 Speaker 3: What okay, I'm seeing I'm seeing a theme here. I'm 291 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,440 seeing the styles, like would you want to borrow my 292 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:10,519 cock for any point? 293 00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:14,919 Speaker 4: You know, we're all filled up on cock at the moment. 294 00:12:15,759 --> 00:12:18,879 Are there any special qualities about your cock? 295 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,840 Speaker 3: About my cock? It's like it's like way bigger than usual. Yeah, 296 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:24,720 it's like it's like a it's a it's an extraordinary 297 00:12:24,759 --> 00:12:26,600 size donger. 298 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,519 Speaker 4: Extra Now, we got loads of that down here. 299 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,440 Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I used. 300 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 4: To see mine. It's porcupine cock. 301 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:36,399 Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up? Three headed porcupine penis look like. 302 00:12:36,519 --> 00:12:37,679 Speaker 4: Well, it's very pointy. 303 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,200 Speaker 1: Yeah. It gets to the point, it. 304 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,919 Speaker 4: Gets to the point. You know, I am married, Oh 305 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:45,639 you are tell us about your wife. My wife, Sherry 306 00:12:45,759 --> 00:12:48,759 was a stripper when she was alive. Oh and she's 307 00:12:48,799 --> 00:12:52,440 still quite hot. But yeah, you could probably guess why. Yeah, 308 00:12:52,559 --> 00:12:57,399 hell Satan litter with the eternal flame. So intimacy is 309 00:12:57,399 --> 00:13:01,000 a bit hard with me being the three headed porcupine 310 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:05,639 with flaming hEDS and pointed dick and all. But it's 311 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:06,840 all about the career for me. 312 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:11,440 Speaker 1: You put that first. So, Shelley, she's a human, Sherry, Sherry, 313 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:12,000 I'm sorry, I. 314 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,440 Speaker 4: Can see why you got sent to hell. Mate. You 315 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,919 don't give a fuck about other people. 316 00:13:15,039 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: No, that's really rude, Chris, I'm sorry, Sherry Sherry. Is 317 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:21,120 she a human? 318 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:25,279 Speaker 4: She was? Okay, she's kind of melted human. 319 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 1: She's just got melty sort of human, melty human. 320 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:35,320 Speaker 4: Technically hot, as I said that, technically still very hot. 321 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:36,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Got. 322 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:41,279 Speaker 4: Porcupine's are all about the material, you know what I mean? 323 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:45,759 You don't? Did you not know any porcupines? 324 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,440 Speaker 1: Not too well? I had a pet porcupine when I 325 00:13:49,519 --> 00:13:51,159 was like what seven? 326 00:13:51,279 --> 00:13:51,559 Speaker 4: What? 327 00:13:52,759 --> 00:13:55,720 Speaker 1: Chris? No? Sorry, hedgehog? I had a hedgehog. I'm sorry, 328 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:56,440 I had a hedgehog. 329 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:58,559 Speaker 4: Do you know what a porcupine is? No? 330 00:13:58,639 --> 00:13:59,039 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. 331 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,600 Speaker 3: I got confused. Had I had a pet hedgehog porcupines? 332 00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:03,639 You don't have those as pets. 333 00:14:03,639 --> 00:14:05,799 Speaker 4: I'm sorry, slave porcupine. 334 00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,639 Speaker 1: No, I didn't have a slave porcupine. I didn't have 335 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,000 slave porcupine. Pete, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that 336 00:14:10,039 --> 00:14:13,519 he was gonna be podcast. No, I'm like, I apologize 337 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,639 to Pete and and I'm so all three of you 338 00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:19,159 and you should apologize to me right now. I'm all 339 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,159 for a free will of all porcupines. 340 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:24,360 Speaker 4: I mean, I was born down here. I'm you know, demon, 341 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,240 I was flaming, you know what I mean. So it's 342 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:30,960 funny story how I met Satan. You know, I grew 343 00:14:31,039 --> 00:14:33,919 up in a rough neighborhood, which is pretty much all 344 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,039 of Hell, you know. And I used to be addicted 345 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,080 to porcupine crack. 346 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:44,159 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was clear. 347 00:14:44,519 --> 00:14:46,639 Speaker 4: It's actually how I met Satan. Make him at a 348 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:47,320 crack party. 349 00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 1: Crack. 350 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:50,279 Speaker 4: Yeah, Satan loves crack. 351 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:50,679 Speaker 3: By the way. 352 00:14:51,399 --> 00:14:55,919 Speaker 4: He said, hey, I think I could help you out, mate, Yeah, 353 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,519 I said, well, appreciate that he is. How do you 354 00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:02,639 like fucking people? Over? Said very much? Thank you, he said, 355 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,679 got a job for you. When can I start? 356 00:15:06,159 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: Moral of the story to do whatever you want to crack. 357 00:15:10,279 --> 00:15:15,279 Speaker 4: Yeah, porcupine crack is actually more satisfying and regular crack. Yeah. 358 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 1: What's the difference between porcupine crack and. 359 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:20,759 Speaker 4: I don't know? Really, I don't do regular crack. 360 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:24,080 Speaker 1: Okay, human doing it the other ones of porcupine doing it. 361 00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:25,799 Speaker 4: Do I look like a junkie to you? 362 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:26,159 Speaker 1: No? 363 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:26,600 Speaker 3: No, no, no? 364 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,039 Speaker 4: What do I look like to you? 365 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:31,360 Speaker 1: By the way, a three headed porcupine that's on fire? 366 00:15:31,799 --> 00:15:33,120 Speaker 4: Do you only look on the outside? 367 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,519 Speaker 1: No, no, Chris, what we should look. 368 00:15:35,399 --> 00:15:36,320 Speaker 3: At you on the inside? 369 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,519 Speaker 1: Nope, nope, nope. Do you ever trick people and I 370 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,559 think they get out of hell? 371 00:15:40,679 --> 00:15:41,559 Speaker 4: Is that all the time? 372 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:42,159 Speaker 1: Yeah? 373 00:15:42,559 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 4: I create an elevator? Yeah, you ever seen the elevator? 374 00:15:45,679 --> 00:15:45,720 Speaker 1: No? 375 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,639 Speaker 4: I have you ever tried to press up on the elevator? 376 00:15:47,799 --> 00:15:47,919 Speaker 1: I have? 377 00:15:48,639 --> 00:15:51,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a few of them. Are just will make 378 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:56,360 it appear, disappear whatever, shine you elevator button on this? Yeah, 379 00:15:56,559 --> 00:15:59,840 people come over basically takes whatever finger they push the 380 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,480 button on. Pretty simple deception there. 381 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just basic spitbulling here. What if when the 382 00:16:05,759 --> 00:16:09,480 elevator door is open, it reveals me in my cock? 383 00:16:10,039 --> 00:16:12,480 Speaker 4: Huh that No, I'm not seeing it. 384 00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:14,919 Speaker 3: You're not seeing that. Yeah, but yeah, that's like your 385 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:17,879 thing though, is the big reveals, the is the cock. 386 00:16:18,799 --> 00:16:21,279 Speaker 4: It's it's got to be an impressive cock, mate, you know, 387 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,679 it can't be like you know, actually we spend a 388 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,960 lot of time together because I don't say you at 389 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,039 Satan's cabinet anymore. 390 00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:31,200 Speaker 3: I'm in it. I'm like one of the one of 391 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,080 the lead guys. Mate. 392 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:34,679 Speaker 4: We meet every day at seven oh six a m. 393 00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:37,879 Which is six plus sixty six seconds of course. 394 00:16:38,279 --> 00:16:41,240 Speaker 3: Right, so you're you're here not invited to the cabinet, 395 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:47,639 met No, No I am. I'm just taking a sabbatical, sabbatico. Yeah, 396 00:16:47,679 --> 00:16:50,240 it's like a sabbatical, I got it. Yeah, I'm just 397 00:16:50,399 --> 00:16:51,559 you know who you're doing. 398 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,480 Speaker 4: You're doing your memoirs. 399 00:16:52,519 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 3: So what I yeah, doing several pet projects. I'm writing 400 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,240 and writing, writing a book writing. 401 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,919 Speaker 4: Uh what's the working title of the book My Life 402 00:17:01,639 --> 00:17:02,279 by Clayton? 403 00:17:03,799 --> 00:17:06,920 Speaker 1: It's it's rough, it's still working Never Die. 404 00:17:07,039 --> 00:17:07,240 Speaker 4: Yeah. 405 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,119 Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, I got this podcast going, and 406 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,559 I got some other pet projects going. 407 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,920 Speaker 4: You know what, what other kind of projects? You got? 408 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,240 The book, the podcast. 409 00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:18,359 Speaker 3: I've been doing a lot of a lot of painting, 410 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:21,960 pain what do you paint? No, I know it's you're 411 00:17:22,079 --> 00:17:26,160 misunderstand it's pain ting. It's where it's like another form 412 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:26,880 of torture. 413 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,559 Speaker 4: I've seen that is that where you put the subject 414 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:33,640 in the frame torture and with a brush that is 415 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:34,640 a spear. 416 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,200 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Chris, Chris is my subject. 417 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:39,200 Speaker 1: How you do it to him all the time? Yeah, 418 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,400 where I've worked on things. 419 00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:41,400 Speaker 3: I'm a busy guy. 420 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,119 Speaker 4: I'd say you're around more seeing that you're so tight 421 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:44,799 with a big man. 422 00:17:45,119 --> 00:17:47,160 Speaker 1: You know, he wishes that we were closer, but like, 423 00:17:47,319 --> 00:17:48,960 you know, I need my space. 424 00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:52,519 Speaker 4: You know, weird mane what my office is right underneath him. 425 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,920 I hear all of his conversations and you know, you 426 00:17:56,039 --> 00:17:56,920 don't come up mate. 427 00:17:57,799 --> 00:18:00,799 Speaker 3: Uh yeah. I think he's just he's just coping with 428 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,000 it in his own way, you know. 429 00:18:02,359 --> 00:18:04,160 Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe it's one of those things where it's like, 430 00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,599 you know, he just knows he can count on Clayton, 431 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,279 so he doesn't have to check in with them. 432 00:18:09,039 --> 00:18:10,559 Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's that's it. 433 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:13,200 Speaker 1: Maybe, right, Yeah, there you go, There you go. Where's 434 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:13,720 your office? 435 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:17,839 Speaker 3: It's I have a studio apartment. Yeah, I don't really 436 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,119 have a specific area, but it's like it's like a 437 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,400 corner desk. Yeah. 438 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:24,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's more like a corner office. 439 00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:28,599 Speaker 3: I have a corner off. Yeah. 440 00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:31,640 Speaker 1: It's six hundred and sixty six square feet by the way, 441 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,559 very nice. That's spacious. 442 00:18:36,279 --> 00:18:37,960 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it could be bigger. 443 00:18:39,039 --> 00:18:43,160 Speaker 4: How much do you pay for rent? Do you own? 444 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:44,519 Speaker 1: Oh? 445 00:18:44,599 --> 00:18:45,079 Speaker 3: No, I own? 446 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:45,640 Speaker 2: Yeah. 447 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:46,680 Speaker 1: Yeah. 448 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,119 Speaker 3: The property values are going up every day, so you 449 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,119 know I might sell it or you know, turn to 450 00:18:51,279 --> 00:18:53,759 an investment property TBD. 451 00:18:54,279 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 1: Yeah. 452 00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I'll have you over sometimes maybe not. 453 00:18:56,799 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 1: I don't know. 454 00:18:57,319 --> 00:18:58,799 Speaker 4: I would love that, Okay. 455 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,319 Speaker 1: I think it's receiving you. I think that's I think 456 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,359 Pete's yeah, yeah, got me. 457 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:09,359 Speaker 4: You know what I love most about my job. He's 458 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,519 seeing what a true leader is all about. Satan's Yeah, 459 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,680 he's the real deal. Do you know him? Chris? Just 460 00:19:17,839 --> 00:19:24,319 this guy literally just he's like evil Tony Robbins plus evil, 461 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,559 Gandy plus evil can Eevil. I mean all the great rapped. 462 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:32,480 Speaker 1: Up evil or just evil evil Caniel. 463 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,519 Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I don't know if there's like an evil 464 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,039 version of evil, of evil. 465 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:40,319 Speaker 4: Evil regular evil can. He's very evil, Okay. 466 00:19:40,839 --> 00:19:50,960 Speaker 3: I'm like Tony Danza needs mother, Teresa needs who. He's 467 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000 another like magic guy. 468 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:55,359 Speaker 4: Oh deceptions, A big fan of deceptions. Who deny you 469 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,000 know he's in my apartment building. 470 00:19:57,799 --> 00:19:58,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool. 471 00:19:58,799 --> 00:20:01,240 Speaker 4: Slippery son of a bitch. I always trying to pin 472 00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:04,000 him down. A deception on him. He's got one over 473 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,880 on me. More one time, mate. 474 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,799 Speaker 3: He's good to escape. He's very fast, it's very talented. 475 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,200 Speaker 4: Yeah. 476 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,519 Speaker 1: So wait, why is Houdini in hell? 477 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,000 Speaker 3: Oh you mean he escaped from jail? He ran out 478 00:20:14,039 --> 00:20:16,480 on ran out on his sentencing. Yeah yeah, I mean 479 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:19,119 he put himself in there. But still still it's still sin. 480 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,240 Speaker 4: Yeah ironical mate. 481 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't think about that one. So every time 482 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,359 he put the handcuffs on and took him off, that's 483 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,160 the sin sin. 484 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:31,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, damn. So's every magician? Do they end up working 485 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:31,839 for you? 486 00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,640 Speaker 4: I love to recruit magicians, yeah, you know, and they 487 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:36,000 love me. 488 00:20:36,599 --> 00:20:40,279 Speaker 3: Chris Angel, though he's obviously an angel, he. 489 00:20:40,319 --> 00:20:44,519 Speaker 2: Found a loophole lever Devils Angel Angel Angel David Blaine. 490 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,839 Speaker 4: Yeah, can't wait to have him arrive, just because I 491 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,519 like magic. See his tricks. Do that ship where you 492 00:20:50,839 --> 00:20:53,039 raise up. But I want to be watching your feet, mate, 493 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,519 you look at it the grapefruit. I will be seeing 494 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,799 all of this I mean, I've seen all the tricks before, 495 00:20:58,200 --> 00:21:00,920 you know, I mean, come at me, David Blaine can't wait. 496 00:21:01,599 --> 00:21:04,799 Speaker 1: So besides deception, like, what else is there to know about? 497 00:21:05,079 --> 00:21:07,920 Speaker 4: Pretty nice personal life? You know, here's a fun fact 498 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,319 about me. Yeah, I am responsible for the popular phrase 499 00:21:11,519 --> 00:21:12,279 for Pete. 500 00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 1: Snake, for Pete's snake, Pete. Yeah you know that one, right, 501 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,440 not exactly like. 502 00:21:17,519 --> 00:21:20,200 Speaker 4: That, but you know people are and they're frustrating all 503 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,000 for Pete snake. 504 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,160 Speaker 1: How did you come to be known for that? 505 00:21:23,279 --> 00:21:25,759 Speaker 4: Well? People in now would often see my assistant walking 506 00:21:25,839 --> 00:21:29,160 around with small den animals such as a rodent or 507 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:33,680 a bunny or a human baby. What you're going to 508 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:37,519 do with that baby? And the answer he give them was, oh, 509 00:21:37,599 --> 00:21:38,519 that's for Pete snake. 510 00:21:38,799 --> 00:21:43,000 Speaker 1: The phrase actually is for Pete's sake, at least on earth. 511 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:47,279 What no, on Earth? It's like for Pete's sake? You 512 00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:53,319 know how what's a steak? No, it's Pete's sake SAKEK 513 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,759 I honestly don't know. I don't know what it means. 514 00:21:56,839 --> 00:21:57,839 Speaker 4: Are bringing it up? Mate? 515 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,839 Speaker 1: Okay? Can we look it up on your on your 516 00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:02,160 on my health phone? Yeah you got service down here 517 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:03,079 of course. 518 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:06,319 Speaker 3: Six bars all right, you go here you go, euphemistic 519 00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:11,119 variant for Christ's sake, for God's sake Pete, perhaps involving 520 00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:16,400 Saint Peter, or perhaps influenced by for Pity's sake, because. 521 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,400 Speaker 1: That's a religious thing. That's that's all. 522 00:22:18,519 --> 00:22:19,240 Speaker 4: We don't like that. 523 00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:22,480 Speaker 1: It's gonna be for Pete snake from down here, we're 524 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,839 sticking a snake. Do you actually you actually own a snake? 525 00:22:25,039 --> 00:22:25,160 Speaker 3: Oh? 526 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 4: Yeah. His name is chi Chi Chichi bang Bang bang Bang. 527 00:22:30,559 --> 00:22:33,319 Speaker 3: Is that like because you're a fan of chia pets 528 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:35,680 and chipang Bang you couldn't figure out which one, so 529 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:36,440 you just went with both. 530 00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:39,039 Speaker 4: Yesiled nailed it. 531 00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect. 532 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:43,599 Speaker 4: I like to take him on walks too, you know, Chris, 533 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,680 you should come over sometime, you know, yeah, you know. Yeah. 534 00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,720 I like to spread kindness. You know, there's not enough 535 00:22:49,759 --> 00:22:52,720 of it down here. In fact, I got you guys 536 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,240 a basket. 537 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,440 Speaker 1: Oh what would you get us? 538 00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:57,519 Speaker 4: It's a basket basket. 539 00:22:57,599 --> 00:22:59,960 Speaker 1: Bring it out here on that oh one for both 540 00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:00,440 the us. 541 00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:04,559 Speaker 4: That's great, exactly, a gift basket for each of you. 542 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,559 Speaker 1: Let's open up at the same time, all right, so up, 543 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:15,079 oh yeah, we should have seen that coming. Chris. It's satan. 544 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, we should have definitely seen that coming. Well, I 545 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,799 gets no better way to teach than to to show. 546 00:23:24,079 --> 00:23:27,279 Speaker 4: Show, and tell what I say. Each and every morning, 547 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:28,920 I wake up and I look in the mirror and 548 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,960 I say, fuck, I just melted the mirror. You know, 549 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,680 I've got free flaming ads. And as I'm brushing my teeth, 550 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:41,000 I say, fuck, I just melted the toothbrush and you 551 00:23:41,039 --> 00:23:43,119 can see the rest of my car. 552 00:23:43,400 --> 00:23:44,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you melt a lot. 553 00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:48,279 Speaker 3: Yeah, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, 554 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,480 Flame on me, yeah, because I'm on fire. 555 00:23:51,559 --> 00:23:55,599 Speaker 4: Now for Pete Snake, I don't like past, Okay, for 556 00:23:55,759 --> 00:23:56,400 Pete Snake. 557 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,680 Speaker 1: All right, Well, Pete the cheet, thank you so much 558 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:01,519 for dropping by anytime. All right, Well, that wraps it 559 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,720 up for us here at Good Morning from Hell. 560 00:24:03,799 --> 00:24:06,680 Speaker 3: Thank you for listening, and remember, if you have any 561 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,519 New Year's resolutions, forget about them. You're gonna be the 562 00:24:09,599 --> 00:24:12,359 same loser next year that you are now. But you 563 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,240 could take on the resolution to tell your friends all 564 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:20,680 about this podcast. Spread the word social media. Facebook. You 565 00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:23,279 can email your grandma with a link. 566 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,240 Speaker 1: To this this podcast. She's gonna love it and all 567 00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:29,240 the Grandma. Yeah, they're gonna die, but you know they 568 00:24:29,319 --> 00:24:31,519 need to know what's waiting in the afterlife for that. 569 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,599 All right, Hell, Clayton. 570 00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,640 Speaker 2: Thanks to our special guest, Pete the Chief played by 571 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,359 Todd Womack from Rooster t Barely Political and The Key 572 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,440 of Awesome. You can find more funny stuff from him 573 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,880 on Twitter at at Todd Womack. And did you know 574 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,920 that Good Morning from Hell has an Instagram account with 575 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,160 BTS photos and tons of fan art. Well, we do 576 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,079 find us at at Morning from Hell on Instagram or 577 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:53,720 check the link in the episode description.