Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. I'm Chris.
Speaker 2: I died recently, and now as my eternal punishment, I
have to do a podcast where I interview all the
residents of Hell with my co host and the owner
of my soul, Clayton.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 3: What's up? Getting ready?
Speaker 1: Warm it up?
Speaker 4: Chris?
Speaker 3: Warm it up?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what are you working up for?
Speaker 3: About to be a new year, New me, New Clayton. Yeah,
new Year's resolutions. Baby, I'm gonna go from ten adyp
to four k baby, yeah to four k.
Speaker 1: Yeah, new Clayton Man new Man, not not not six k.
Speaker 3: Oh. It's a good point, all right. Well, any anyways,
I'm getting fit, I'm gonna I'm gonna start getting up earlier.
I'm gonna start treating you worse. It's gonna be a
whole New Clayton, whole new Year. Who knew me?
Speaker 4: Chris?
Speaker 1: What are your resolutions to get out of hell?
Speaker 4: Get out of hell?
Speaker 3: Okay, we're not gonna happen. I can tell you that
right now.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'm gonna make some resolutions for you.
Speaker 3: How does that sound?
Speaker 1: Not good?
Speaker 3: No, it's it's gonna be great. So first off, yeah,
we're gonna run a marathon. We're gonna run a hell marathon.
Speaker 1: On Okay, what's the hell marathon?
Speaker 3: It's just a normal marathon. Yeah, marathons or hell yeah,
you just me.
Speaker 1: This is a normal marathon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a fun ton of miles. It's like way
more than anybody should enjoy running. Or we're gonna do it,
and we're gonna do it fast. We're gonna super fast,
super fast. What's super fast? I mean I'm talking like
about a nine minute mile, nine minute pace. Think you
can do that? That's not Is that even that fast?
I mean that's that's my personal best. So yeah, well wait,
that's that's that fast. You don't run like a six
minute mile or six anything like that. I mean you
know sometimes yeah, nine minutes like my my my off day. Yeah,
normally I'm like a like a four minute Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nine is like that upside down six. So yeah, yeah,
that's that's right. No, I'm super fast, super athletic. Yeah,
go run over there, run over there, real fast, okay,
and run back all right?
Speaker 3: Ready and go.
Speaker 1: That's come back.
Speaker 3: Okay time.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm sorry, I wasn't rolling. Can you do
it again?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: No, I rolled my hoof.
Speaker 1: No, that was super fast, super fast. Wow. Oh okay, no,
I rolled a hoof.
Speaker 3: I rolled a hoof. It really hurt. Oh that really hurt.
Speaker 1: What do you do when you do? You need to?
Like I sit down or.
Speaker 3: No, of course not. We're in hell. I put lava
on it.
Speaker 1: The heat helps, It makes it swell up, and it
makes it worse.
Speaker 3: And then and then I heal.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, it's you gotta you gotta break it
down to regrow, like a forest or something. Yeah, forest fire.
Speaker 3: All right. It doesn't matter though, Chris, because New Year's
knew me. Yeah, my my, my.
Speaker 1: Ankle is gonna be all healed up and ready to go.
It's gonna be great. What are my other resolutions?
Speaker 3: I got four things for you. Ready.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna find you a girlfriend.
Speaker 3: Get girl, no, no, no, a real one, not a
fake one, one that actually thinks that you're her boyfriend.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: And then we're gonna get you. We're gonna get you
six back calves. You're gonna have huge muscles here for that, okay,
all right. And then I'm gonna I'm gonna update your housing.
You're gonna move out of Stalin's place. I'm gonna get
you a nice mansion on the river Dicks. Really yeah,
oh yeah, you're ready for the fourth thing? Yeah, you're ready.
This is all fucking lie, you idiot. No, new Yer's
resolution means nothing. It's nothing. It's a non holiday. What
you think, just because the page flips on a calendar,
that you're just gonna be a new person? Oh look
at me, I'm gonna go to the gym.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't, but I mean some people do, and
I don't know what the idiots, all of them, anyone
listening right now. Don't try and go to the gym
this year, exactly right.
Speaker 3: Don't go to the gym. Just don't. Every year in
Hell is the worst year of your life. It never
gets better, It only gets worse.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So so that saying like today's the first
day of the rest of your life is kind of
like that. But today's the worst day of the rest
of your life.
Speaker 3: There you go. Yeah, you picked up on that pretty quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you have the ability to do like hell magic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, I'm Clayton. Clayton, for I got all
the powers of the underworld at my fingertips. Look at
look at my finger tips. Look at this you're ready.
See that they sparked. Yeah, it was a it was
a sort of a spark. No, No, I'll do it
again here, you're ready, you're ready. That was a big one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I guess it was kind of like
a match that went out really quickly.
Speaker 3: No, you do a bigger one. I'm just tired from
all the sprinting. My ankle still hurts, all right. Huh yeah,
you know I could do a way bigger one. So
you know, like like a thunder thundercloud?
Speaker 1: Could you do a thundercloud in here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're ready.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm gonna strain real hard to do it. Okay,
you're just pissing in my eye? Ah all right. I
don't know if that counts as a thundercloud or a
rain cloud. That was just pissed. So you asked for it,
all right? So yeah, well that was impressive magic you.
Speaker 3: Got thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Noa three two one?
Speaker 1: What's supposed to happen? I was just counting down a
new guest. Yeah, he's coming in. He's coming counting down.
Come on in, Hello lines, Hello God, So what's what's
your name?
Speaker 4: Everyone? Me on Pete the cheat in the flesh. There
is for those you don't know me, I am the
director of deceptions here now, very big job, key position
in Satan's cabinet, director of deceptions.
Speaker 2: So what does a director of deception do? For those
listeners who haven't been.
Speaker 4: To hell, Well, I work under the Secretary of Snake
Anna Conda. Just kidding, that's bullshit, just keeping you on
your toes.
Speaker 3: Mate.
Speaker 4: Don't you follow politics down here?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do. I mean I'm an active member and of
the Cleatonest Party. So that's right.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're gonna You're gonna run again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll you give me that attitude.
Speaker 4: No, I just you know, Satan's won like seven million
times in a row.
Speaker 3: He's actually only six million, six hundred sixty six, six
hundred and sixty six times.
Speaker 1: But I'm the change is coming. I believe in change. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hopelessness is your campaign slogan, all right.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm kind of just I don't really have
a choice in politics. So but yeah, you.
Speaker 3: Actually make him vote for me. I stand over him
in the voting booth and I make sure he clicks
my name.
Speaker 4: Now, we do a good job down here of having
free and fair elections. For it being l you know,
people choose the leader they trust the most, and that
is Satan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I've never met the guy.
Speaker 4: You haven't.
Speaker 3: No, I can't imagine the world in which he would
want to, you know, talk to you.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. I've had enough time talking
to you. So Pete, tell us about your job.
Speaker 4: I'll give you an example. Almost everyone down here is
familiar with him. So right when you get too well,
you actually wake up in a white room. It's my doing, Okay,
I'll take the form of a kindly older gentleman in
a white robe, you know, because as you can see,
my current form is a giant, flaming three headed porcupine, which, yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't mention that before, but yeah, that's what he
looks like.
Speaker 4: I like how you blokes judge someone on their inside,
not they're flaming three porcupine heads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course we're good morning from hell, we're
good people on this show. Do the other head to
not talk? Is it just the one in the middle
of that?
Speaker 4: Oh that's Dale and Dave never a bit daft. I
make the decisions around you. What I do is I
welcome people to the afterlife. You introduce myself is Peter.
So I don't actually do any lying. Lying is not
what we do in now, Okay, I don't condone it,
you know. And I say, hey, congratulations, you don't make
yourself comfortable. Grab some chocolate, you know, sign in, And
I point them toward a door with a glowing white
light peeking through the cracks. And you know, these are
the lowest of the low. We've got a murderers, rapists
telemarket there. Yeah, you, I remember you. And this is
amazing because you can speak to this.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: These are real ship bags. Yeah, just worthless individuals, terrible
exactly like yourselves, you know, and they belong in hell.
So they are thinking like, oh shit, I've made it
to Evan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 4: I've made it. Holy shit, I've passed through the eye
of the needle. They opened the door, they realize the
white life he's coming from the flaming Cat we keep
by the entryway there. Then they see him in all
his glory, Satan, sitting there on his phone, ready to
welcome them too well, and he's got his cock out fries. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't actually even see Satan. It was just this cock.
Speaker 4: It's you know, it's too headed. Yeah, he's got a cock,
as you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he was busy whenever I was there,
so I was like, what is this is just I
think he just left the cock on the on the
thing and I'm like, what am I supposed to do
with this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Sometimes he checks out, you know, he's a busy.
Speaker 1: Guy the exhibitions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know that sounds like sexy to you
in the least, not at all. You know, whatever you
think would be sexy for Satan to do with his cock,
he'll do the opposite to you. I mean he's got
the two headed cock. Yeah, he does not fuck about.
Speaker 3: I mean he does, but you know.
Speaker 4: That's exactly what he does. He does it twice as
much as everyone else done. He But that's what I do.
You know, people get a bit loose, they start moaning
instead of screaming in daily torches. I make sure that
they don't find it. Okay, I pulled a rug out,
give them the slightest glimmer of hope, and I pulled
a rug out. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you keep thinking interesting from settling into the day
to day hum drum, you.
Speaker 4: Know, which is easy to do, fair enough? Yeah, yeah,
I mean you're here for an eternity exactly yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean it tends to go on for a long time.
Speaker 3: Keep people on their toes, but sometimes you cut off
their toes and then what are they on? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly right?
Speaker 1: Or stumps?
Speaker 4: What you want? How many toes you still got?
Speaker 1: Well, I had my legs cut off, but then those
three grew very painful processial treatment.
Speaker 4: For Clayton's boy, I'm gonna have to tell the big
guy about this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're still gonna go for run that marathon early.
Speaker 4: That I'd like to see that on the stumps.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would actually be pretty interesting, but it takes
several days.
Speaker 4: We got eternity. You know, it's not like you.
Speaker 1: Know what that you make a really good point.
Speaker 4: Can I do it right ahead? Clayton, You're the best.
My I appreciate you, My I old still alright, Just
hey mate, I'm not going to do it, okay, just kidding.
Did you forget already on your arse? Motherfucker? All right?
Speaker 3: What are you back to? Stumps? Can you colorize the
wound a little cana hoterize the wound alright, which means
that I'm going to put hot cls in your eyes.
Speaker 1: Look at this, this is great, are beautiful.
Speaker 4: You two were a good team. I see where they
gave you the podcasting.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't see why they give it to us anymore.
I get it because he's blind. Now you Helen, get
something coming. Now, what other kind of deceptions do you do?
Speaker 4: Once?
Speaker 2: You know, because besides the initial exactly fake out because
that's like the traditional.
Speaker 4: It's also great because everyone down here knows me. You know,
Oh you fuck me over On day one. I was like,
you're doing doing all right? Yeah, I'm doing right.
Speaker 3: Typically you know, you say it's nothing personal, it's only business,
but you you actually take it very personally. You love
this specials.
Speaker 4: I love my job.
Speaker 3: It's passionate about it.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 3: You see in his ice. Chris, Well, you can't, but
you know I can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, well, you know what my favorite is lately?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 4: Because the advent of a gift card. Okay, I'll take
the form of one of the many assistant managers of
l You know, they run around doing God's work. You know,
I sneak up to anyone who's not giving their role
and I say, hey, you know, the big guy sent
me over here. You know, he says you're doing a
great job, and they want to give you a little reward,
you know, so I slip on a gift card, so
you know that's something for you. Keep it between us.
And then they say, oh, gee, thanks, where can I
redeem this gift card? And I say, oh, that machine
over there, which hasn't been over there for a long time,
it's just been an ATM will appear, you know. They
go over put their gift card in. Yeah, opens, Satan's
in there with his cock.
Speaker 3: What okay, I'm seeing I'm seeing a theme here. I'm
seeing the styles, like would you want to borrow my
cock for any point?
Speaker 4: You know, we're all filled up on cock at the moment.
Are there any special qualities about your cock?
Speaker 3: About my cock? It's like it's like way bigger than usual. Yeah,
it's like it's like a it's a it's an extraordinary
size donger.
Speaker 4: Extra Now, we got loads of that down here.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I used.
Speaker 4: To see mine. It's porcupine cock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's up? Three headed porcupine penis look like.
Speaker 4: Well, it's very pointy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It gets to the point, it.
Speaker 4: Gets to the point. You know, I am married, Oh
you are tell us about your wife. My wife, Sherry
was a stripper when she was alive. Oh and she's
still quite hot. But yeah, you could probably guess why. Yeah,
hell Satan litter with the eternal flame. So intimacy is
a bit hard with me being the three headed porcupine
with flaming hEDS and pointed dick and all. But it's
all about the career for me.
Speaker 1: You put that first. So, Shelley, she's a human, Sherry, Sherry,
I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 4: Can see why you got sent to hell. Mate. You
don't give a fuck about other people.
Speaker 1: No, that's really rude, Chris, I'm sorry, Sherry Sherry. Is
she a human?
Speaker 4: She was? Okay, she's kind of melted human.
Speaker 1: She's just got melty sort of human, melty human.
Speaker 4: Technically hot, as I said that, technically still very hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Got.
Speaker 4: Porcupine's are all about the material, you know what I mean?
You don't? Did you not know any porcupines?
Speaker 1: Not too well? I had a pet porcupine when I
was like what seven?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: Chris? No? Sorry, hedgehog? I had a hedgehog. I'm sorry,
I had a hedgehog.
Speaker 4: Do you know what a porcupine is? No?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I got confused. Had I had a pet hedgehog porcupines?
You don't have those as pets.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, slave porcupine.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't have a slave porcupine. I didn't have
slave porcupine. Pete, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that
he was gonna be podcast. No, I'm like, I apologize
to Pete and and I'm so all three of you
and you should apologize to me right now. I'm all
for a free will of all porcupines.
Speaker 4: I mean, I was born down here. I'm you know, demon,
I was flaming, you know what I mean. So it's
funny story how I met Satan. You know, I grew
up in a rough neighborhood, which is pretty much all
of Hell, you know. And I used to be addicted
to porcupine crack.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was clear.
Speaker 4: It's actually how I met Satan. Make him at a
crack party.
Speaker 1: Crack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Satan loves crack.
Speaker 3: By the way.
Speaker 4: He said, hey, I think I could help you out, mate, Yeah,
I said, well, appreciate that he is. How do you
like fucking people? Over? Said very much? Thank you, he said,
got a job for you. When can I start?
Speaker 1: Moral of the story to do whatever you want to crack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, porcupine crack is actually more satisfying and regular crack. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's the difference between porcupine crack and.
Speaker 4: I don't know? Really, I don't do regular crack.
Speaker 1: Okay, human doing it the other ones of porcupine doing it.
Speaker 4: Do I look like a junkie to you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no?
Speaker 4: What do I look like to you?
Speaker 1: By the way, a three headed porcupine that's on fire?
Speaker 4: Do you only look on the outside?
Speaker 1: No, no, Chris, what we should look.
Speaker 3: At you on the inside?
Speaker 1: Nope, nope, nope. Do you ever trick people and I
think they get out of hell?
Speaker 4: Is that all the time?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I create an elevator? Yeah, you ever seen the elevator?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I have you ever tried to press up on the elevator?
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a few of them. Are just will make
it appear, disappear whatever, shine you elevator button on this? Yeah,
people come over basically takes whatever finger they push the
button on. Pretty simple deception there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just basic spitbulling here. What if when the
elevator door is open, it reveals me in my cock?
Speaker 4: Huh that No, I'm not seeing it.
Speaker 3: You're not seeing that. Yeah, but yeah, that's like your
thing though, is the big reveals, the is the cock.
Speaker 4: It's it's got to be an impressive cock, mate, you know,
it can't be like you know, actually we spend a
lot of time together because I don't say you at
Satan's cabinet anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm in it. I'm like one of the one of
the lead guys. Mate.
Speaker 4: We meet every day at seven oh six a m.
Which is six plus sixty six seconds of course.
Speaker 3: Right, so you're you're here not invited to the cabinet,
met No, No I am. I'm just taking a sabbatical, sabbatico. Yeah,
it's like a sabbatical, I got it. Yeah, I'm just
you know who you're doing.
Speaker 4: You're doing your memoirs.
Speaker 3: So what I yeah, doing several pet projects. I'm writing
and writing, writing a book writing.
Speaker 4: Uh what's the working title of the book My Life
by Clayton?
Speaker 1: It's it's rough, it's still working Never Die.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, I got this podcast going, and
I got some other pet projects going.
Speaker 4: You know what, what other kind of projects? You got?
The book, the podcast.
Speaker 3: I've been doing a lot of a lot of painting,
pain what do you paint? No, I know it's you're
misunderstand it's pain ting. It's where it's like another form
of torture.
Speaker 4: I've seen that is that where you put the subject
in the frame torture and with a brush that is
a spear.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, Chris, Chris is my subject.
Speaker 1: How you do it to him all the time? Yeah,
where I've worked on things.
Speaker 3: I'm a busy guy.
Speaker 4: I'd say you're around more seeing that you're so tight
with a big man.
Speaker 1: You know, he wishes that we were closer, but like,
you know, I need my space.
Speaker 4: You know, weird mane what my office is right underneath him.
I hear all of his conversations and you know, you
don't come up mate.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah. I think he's just he's just coping with
it in his own way, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Maybe it's one of those things where it's like,
you know, he just knows he can count on Clayton,
so he doesn't have to check in with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's that's it.
Speaker 1: Maybe, right, Yeah, there you go, There you go. Where's
your office?
Speaker 3: It's I have a studio apartment. Yeah, I don't really
have a specific area, but it's like it's like a
corner desk. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's more like a corner office.
Speaker 3: I have a corner off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's six hundred and sixty six square feet by the way,
very nice. That's spacious.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, it could be bigger.
Speaker 4: How much do you pay for rent? Do you own?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: No, I own?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The property values are going up every day, so you
know I might sell it or you know, turn to
an investment property TBD.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe I'll have you over sometimes maybe not.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I would love that, Okay.
Speaker 1: I think it's receiving you. I think that's I think
Pete's yeah, yeah, got me.
Speaker 4: You know what I love most about my job. He's
seeing what a true leader is all about. Satan's Yeah,
he's the real deal. Do you know him? Chris? Just
this guy literally just he's like evil Tony Robbins plus evil,
Gandy plus evil can Eevil. I mean all the great rapped.
Speaker 1: Up evil or just evil evil Caniel.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry, I don't know if there's like an evil
version of evil, of evil.
Speaker 4: Evil regular evil can. He's very evil, Okay.
Speaker 3: I'm like Tony Danza needs mother, Teresa needs who. He's
another like magic guy.
Speaker 4: Oh deceptions, A big fan of deceptions. Who deny you
know he's in my apartment building.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 4: Slippery son of a bitch. I always trying to pin
him down. A deception on him. He's got one over
on me. More one time, mate.
Speaker 3: He's good to escape. He's very fast, it's very talented.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So wait, why is Houdini in hell?
Speaker 3: Oh you mean he escaped from jail? He ran out
on ran out on his sentencing. Yeah yeah, I mean
he put himself in there. But still still it's still sin.
Speaker 4: Yeah ironical mate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't think about that one. So every time
he put the handcuffs on and took him off, that's
the sin sin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn. So's every magician? Do they end up working
for you?
Speaker 4: I love to recruit magicians, yeah, you know, and they
love me.
Speaker 3: Chris Angel, though he's obviously an angel, he.
Speaker 2: Found a loophole lever Devils Angel Angel Angel David Blaine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, can't wait to have him arrive, just because I
like magic. See his tricks. Do that ship where you
raise up. But I want to be watching your feet, mate,
you look at it the grapefruit. I will be seeing
all of this I mean, I've seen all the tricks before,
you know, I mean, come at me, David Blaine can't wait.
Speaker 1: So besides deception, like, what else is there to know about?
Speaker 4: Pretty nice personal life? You know, here's a fun fact
about me. Yeah, I am responsible for the popular phrase
for Pete.
Speaker 1: Snake, for Pete's snake, Pete. Yeah you know that one, right,
not exactly like.
Speaker 4: That, but you know people are and they're frustrating all
for Pete snake.
Speaker 1: How did you come to be known for that?
Speaker 4: Well? People in now would often see my assistant walking
around with small den animals such as a rodent or
a bunny or a human baby. What you're going to
do with that baby? And the answer he give them was, oh,
that's for Pete snake.
Speaker 1: The phrase actually is for Pete's sake, at least on earth.
What no, on Earth? It's like for Pete's sake? You
know how what's a steak? No, it's Pete's sake SAKEK
I honestly don't know. I don't know what it means.
Speaker 4: Are bringing it up? Mate?
Speaker 1: Okay? Can we look it up on your on your
on my health phone? Yeah you got service down here
of course.
Speaker 3: Six bars all right, you go here you go, euphemistic
variant for Christ's sake, for God's sake Pete, perhaps involving
Saint Peter, or perhaps influenced by for Pity's sake, because.
Speaker 1: That's a religious thing. That's that's all.
Speaker 4: We don't like that.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be for Pete snake from down here, we're
sticking a snake. Do you actually you actually own a snake?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah. His name is chi Chi Chichi bang Bang bang Bang.
Speaker 3: Is that like because you're a fan of chia pets
and chipang Bang you couldn't figure out which one, so
you just went with both.
Speaker 4: Yesiled nailed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, perfect.
Speaker 4: I like to take him on walks too, you know, Chris,
you should come over sometime, you know, yeah, you know. Yeah.
I like to spread kindness. You know, there's not enough
of it down here. In fact, I got you guys
a basket.
Speaker 1: Oh what would you get us?
Speaker 4: It's a basket basket.
Speaker 1: Bring it out here on that oh one for both
the us.
Speaker 4: That's great, exactly, a gift basket for each of you.
Speaker 1: Let's open up at the same time, all right, so up,
oh yeah, we should have seen that coming. Chris. It's satan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should have definitely seen that coming. Well, I
gets no better way to teach than to to show.
Speaker 4: Show, and tell what I say. Each and every morning,
I wake up and I look in the mirror and
I say, fuck, I just melted the mirror. You know,
I've got free flaming ads. And as I'm brushing my teeth,
I say, fuck, I just melted the toothbrush and you
can see the rest of my car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you melt a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice,
Flame on me, yeah, because I'm on fire.
Speaker 4: Now for Pete Snake, I don't like past, Okay, for
Pete Snake.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, Pete the cheet, thank you so much
for dropping by anytime. All right, Well, that wraps it
up for us here at Good Morning from Hell.
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening, and remember, if you have any
New Year's resolutions, forget about them. You're gonna be the
same loser next year that you are now. But you
could take on the resolution to tell your friends all
about this podcast. Spread the word social media. Facebook. You
can email your grandma with a link.
Speaker 1: To this this podcast. She's gonna love it and all
the Grandma. Yeah, they're gonna die, but you know they
need to know what's waiting in the afterlife for that.
All right, Hell, Clayton.
Speaker 2: Thanks to our special guest, Pete the Chief played by
Todd Womack from Rooster t Barely Political and The Key
of Awesome. You can find more funny stuff from him
on Twitter at at Todd Womack. And did you know
that Good Morning from Hell has an Instagram account with
BTS photos and tons of fan art. Well, we do
find us at at Morning from Hell on Instagram or
check the link in the episode description.