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Speaker 3: So if Stevie Wonder was a pirate, would he be
Speaker 3: called Stevie Plunder?
Speaker 1: That sucks? What are you eating? So?
Speaker 3: I think that's a pretty good one, Actually pretty good.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's good for like the Muppets. How
Speaker 1: good would it be as a pirate? Though? Who is
Speaker 1: he just from to get the booty? Yes? Is he
Speaker 1: just there for morale to like hype him up with music?
Speaker 1: Like it's just he's blind, he do anything. He's blind.
Speaker 3: He can feel the wind and he knows where the
Speaker 3: wind is.
Speaker 1: Stevie Wonder he plays the piano, you know, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: Ray Charles also plays the piano. Yeah. Sure, it's kind
Speaker 1: of wild right that that happened twice people can play
Speaker 1: the piano. No, No, it's not wild at all. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's a wild thing to be all at
Speaker 1: the same time, you know, have you.
Speaker 4: Ever seen Full Metal Alchemists Brotherhood? No brotherhood, the other
Speaker 4: one doesn't have it.
Speaker 1: Only the brother.
Speaker 4: Only the brotherhood has it. There's no alchemy. The other
Speaker 4: one the law of equivalent exchange. Oh, you haven't seen it. Literally,
Speaker 4: I'm not always in a joke.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know anything about that show.
Speaker 1: I know a child becomes a tin man and that's it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he got most of it. It's probably iron, but you know,
Speaker 1: same principle. I mean, what's that about ten? He got?
Speaker 1: I missed ten foil?
Speaker 3: Guys, sometimes I have it still sometimes don't have ten foil,
Speaker 3: have aluminum foil. Yeah, you're right, Okay, we actually proved
Speaker 3: this point right about.
Speaker 1: I guess I was also.
Speaker 4: Being retarded because I've never used ten. It was already out,
Speaker 4: Like tin foil was already.
Speaker 1: Gone by the time you know, I was a kid
Speaker 1: enabled aluminum took over. We called it tinfoil because because
Speaker 1: the way they grew up, it was ten. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: they still make it, not the more expensive.
Speaker 4: Probably, I think I think aluminum. I think aluminium. You
Speaker 4: ever hear him saying like that aluminum aluminium, and I'm like, whoa,
Speaker 4: that probably is how you should say.
Speaker 1: But I still say it is literally spelled that way,
Speaker 1: but it sounds it's so much effort.
Speaker 4: It's so much like, Yeah, it's like I think it
Speaker 4: sounds does That's why I'm like, I'm an, I'm a
Speaker 4: sloppy American. It's aluminum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's illuminium. Aluminium is something that like like
Speaker 1: a white general visits an alien planet to displace a
Speaker 1: tribe over. You know, it sounds like a sci fi thing.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound real, it does. Aluminum sounds dumb, which
Speaker 1: is like perfect for what it is. Aluminum. You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they called tim foil hat, them called aluminum hat.
Speaker 4: It should be aluminum hat because it is dumb and
Speaker 4: it's for dumb people.
Speaker 1: It'll be an aluminium hat. You couldn't find a more
Speaker 1: displeasing sentence to say.
Speaker 4: It sounds bad. It sounds fancy, like it's like a
Speaker 4: good scientific hat. It's not like for crazy assholes.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like it's like, what's that black science
Speaker 1: man Neil the grass Ties I forgot his name for black.
Speaker 1: I thought he was a cube. Yeah, well I guess whites.
Speaker 1: It would be a few people. Yeah, I mean it
Speaker 1: could really only be builder gress I sent to the
Speaker 1: context that we're talking about. But yes, uh, that's like
Speaker 1: the hat that he would wear on Joe Rogan like
Speaker 1: an aluminium hat.
Speaker 3: Yes, he would you know this is aluminium?
Speaker 1: What is that? I mean if you said aluminium, Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan legitimately wouldn't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Speaker 1: He would cry, exactly, don't is that a new No?
Speaker 1: I don't even think you'd be able to make the connection.
Speaker 1: I think you would think it's a new element. And
Speaker 1: then he would freak out and he would spending back,
Speaker 1: kick your fucking desk and flying your chest. Why Joe,
Speaker 1: why did you do that?
Speaker 4: I always picture him the way that those flash kids
Speaker 4: guys drew him where he's in like underwear and a
Speaker 4: fanny pack, like he has like a shirt on or whatever.
Speaker 4: But then he like stood up and he was fighting
Speaker 4: the chimpanzee.
Speaker 1: I don't did you see that short? It's probably a
Speaker 1: long ass time ago. That sounds like that sounds long ago.
Speaker 1: It was a while ago. I would say, well, maybe
Speaker 1: like six seven years.
Speaker 4: It's about seven years as it is, You're getting older
Speaker 4: and starts seeming less like a long time, which is shitty,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I guess that still feels like a long time to me, though, Yes.
Speaker 4: Seven years ago is it kind of is. But then
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, the pandemic felt like it was just
Speaker 4: a little while ago. It was five years ago.
Speaker 1: That is true. I have experienced that. That's gross. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I hate it is discussed and.
Speaker 4: Then somehow it ruined so many people's brains that they
Speaker 4: swear it happened during Biden being president.
Speaker 1: At least the shutdown. Oh that's crazy, like.
Speaker 4: The parts of the lockdowns and all the horrible parts.
Speaker 4: It was like Biden did this, and I'm like, I.
Speaker 1: You wow, Like yeah, people just don't remember anything. They don't.
Speaker 1: What's crazy about that, too, is like I don't. I
Speaker 1: didn't like that because it didn't have like a definitive end. Sure,
Speaker 1: it just kind of started and then you know, it's
Speaker 1: like those songs from the seventies that don't that kind
Speaker 1: of like fade out because they figure out how to
Speaker 1: end it, Like how the fun do we? Exactly? I
Speaker 1: feel like, is that what a free Bird did? Does
Speaker 1: it fade? Or did it? Actually? I think free Bird fades?
Speaker 1: It fades, does it? I think it faded. Every song
Speaker 1: in the seventies fades for some reason. It was the
Speaker 1: chain fades, which is the most frustrating thing about that song.
Speaker 1: To me, that's why it's not that's why it's not
Speaker 1: a perfect song. Yeah, is that it fades out? I'm like, brother,
Speaker 1: you could have come on. I really don't know what
Speaker 1: was going on back then where they just didn't feel
Speaker 1: like they just didn't feel like ending songs. How do you?
Speaker 1: I guess sometimes you end it like I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's your job. You're the musician. Figure out a way
Speaker 1: to end it. I can't. Well, but I feel like
Speaker 1: that's a bad example. I do music, but like you're
Speaker 1: at you're a lay person. A lay person, they don't
Speaker 1: know how to end a song. They don't know how
Speaker 1: to start a song. But I think that's why they're
Speaker 1: coming to see you. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to I feel like so much
Speaker 3: music point yeah, so much music doesn't exactly end.
Speaker 1: It's that like a bad thing. I feel like eighty
Speaker 1: percent plus percent of music ends. I don't. I really
Speaker 1: don't think so. I feel like that's crazy. It might
Speaker 1: even higher. Really, I think it's I think I'm low balling.
Speaker 1: Give me, give me an end to a song. What
Speaker 1: the fuck do you mean?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm thinking cause I'm like thinking, like most songs
Speaker 3: like I guess because they just like you're more less saying,
Speaker 3: like the fact that they kind of like say the
Speaker 3: same thing over and over against you just can't hear
Speaker 3: it anymore, right, that's you mean like fading away?
Speaker 1: Right, Well, it's it's just a part of the song,
Speaker 1: whether it be even a new riff at the end
Speaker 1: that just should we do how do we cap this?
Speaker 1: I don't know, just keep playing it over and over
Speaker 1: until it fades gets done. What I'm talking about is
Speaker 1: like the specific fade out, like it just it says
Speaker 1: the same thing over and over again, and it fades slowly.
Speaker 1: It's almost as if they're on like a fucking train
Speaker 1: and they're they're driving away jake together, and then a
Speaker 1: song cuts right there. No, I'm just find a way
Speaker 1: to I don't know. That always bothers me about some
Speaker 1: songs from back then where it's like, oh, I'm feeling
Speaker 1: this and then it just kind of uncert and by
Speaker 1: the way, it always fades or it begins to fade
Speaker 1: too early, like it starts to fade too early, and
Speaker 1: then it like it's unlistenable for like a weird amount
Speaker 1: of time because this just keeps going away and you're like,
Speaker 1: what purpose does this entire twenty to five seconds have.
Speaker 4: I've definitely had a problem with that with a There's
Speaker 4: a song called the World So Cold by mud Vane,
Speaker 4: and the ending riff is fucking awesome. The bass is
Speaker 4: like going off there, the toms are going off, and
Speaker 4: it fades way too soon, and so I have to
Speaker 4: turn the vall all the way up because I want
Speaker 4: to fucking hear it. And the weird thing about it
Speaker 4: the song kind of technically ends, so there's no reason
Speaker 4: for it to fade too. It's it's a very weird thing.
Speaker 4: And the biggest thing is I think fade is it
Speaker 4: was usually for the outro track, the last track in
Speaker 4: an album. A lot of times people would fade out
Speaker 4: because like it's the ending movie. Well, it would happened a.
Speaker 1: Lot, like I can give a lot of examples of that,
Speaker 1: and it was always weird to me when songs would
Speaker 1: fade anywhere else. And I think it was because they
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out in the fucking song.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just like I've I've I faded out a cover
Speaker 4: I did because it was xxx Tintasion Sipentin your Hood
Speaker 4: or whatever, and that song is just for like a
Speaker 4: minute straight. It's just the beat, and so I do
Speaker 4: the beat, I'm doing the riff, and I'm like, all right,
Speaker 4: I guess I just gotta fade this out because what
Speaker 4: the fuck ouse do I.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. It's like, the only time it
Speaker 1: has ever crossed my mind to fade something out is
Speaker 1: for the for the explicit purpose of I don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck to do with this, And so now
Speaker 1: I see that in every song that I like that
Speaker 1: ends that way. I was just like, I know, you
Speaker 1: didn't know what to do, and so this was your
Speaker 1: way out. Sometimes it's pretty obvious. Yeah. The one exception
Speaker 1: is if it, like if it leads into something else. Sure,
Speaker 1: like the songs that kind of like the ending is
Speaker 1: like the beginning, Like The Green Day has a couple
Speaker 1: of those. I think a long view is like the
Speaker 1: second half of like some song that like trails into it.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, But a straight up fade, repeat, repeat, repeat, chorus, chorus, chorus, fade,
Speaker 1: Die die. I think it's an executable events it could be. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why not? Honestly, Yeah, I mean we could call a
Speaker 1: lot of people, so finding anything, Yeah, any excuse to
Speaker 1: kill people basically crazy. But do you feel not like
Speaker 1: killing people? But you know, not right now, you do.
Speaker 1: In thirty minutes or so, you probably will know so
Speaker 1: many people. I'm sure you would like to be gone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't think I should kill him. I don't
Speaker 1: think I should make that choice. Uh well, I guess
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be you would be the greatest collective like
Speaker 1: to make that choice. I'll be like, cool, I'm not
Speaker 1: involved in this stuff. And not to take a step
Speaker 1: back like I don't really you were you didn't take
Speaker 1: a stand. It's not exactly the same thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's close enough to if you.
Speaker 4: Don't take a stand and and and become a martyr
Speaker 4: or whatever, it doesn't count.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Do you guys see that? Do you guys
Speaker 1: see that? Uh So, Gallainne Maxwell came out today or
Speaker 1: last night or whatever. Did you see that and said
Speaker 1: what I saw? She's got So it turns out and
Speaker 1: few guys. I was worried for a second, you know,
Speaker 1: but thankfully it all got taken care of. Gallaine has
Speaker 1: come out and said to the Department of Justice that
Speaker 1: she didn't observe any behavior from Donald Trump that was
Speaker 1: concerning so, uh that puts that to rest. I guess,
Speaker 1: you know, case closed closed. I was so worried. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, at first I was like, oh, man, right,
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? But she's, you know, a trustworthy person.
Speaker 1: Perjury's notwithstanding. You know, it's fine. Yeah, she's she's great.
Speaker 4: You know, she she was doing well, she was wished well,
Speaker 4: and she was taken care of, you know, minimum security,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: Having a great time. Yeah, it's good. And she made
Speaker 1: her her intentions clear that she wanted a full pardon,
Speaker 1: so you know, there's no reason that she would lie
Speaker 1: to get the pardon that she desires from the president
Speaker 1: that could otherwise be implicated in horrible crimes. Right. I
Speaker 1: think it's nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's what a perfect ending to a horrific story.
Speaker 4: It's like finally, you know, like the light at the
Speaker 4: end of the tunnel's hearing.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, what what is it? What is even this? Like,
Speaker 1: I haven't I can't even think of an analogous thing
Speaker 1: to this. It so like territory. It feels like a comedy.
Speaker 1: It does feel it feels like, oh, it feels absurd.
Speaker 1: It feels like a scary movie skit where it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't do it, follows a kid on his lap.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like if the Grave Mind came out
Speaker 1: and was like the flood, I didn't. I didn't see
Speaker 1: anything crazy about the flood. Honestly, I didn't think what
Speaker 1: you call.
Speaker 3: It, the profits, not the prophets, what's dude's name, the
Speaker 3: people that the forerunners like, I don't see any problem
Speaker 3: with the fucking flood. And it's like you didn't, you know,
Speaker 3: when you guys reset the universe, you guys didn't see
Speaker 3: a problem with them, and it's like we just kept
Speaker 3: them around.
Speaker 1: They looked interesting. I mean, it's.
Speaker 4: Exactly many examples of that, like oh, the fucking Reapers,
Speaker 4: a mass effect. The Sovereign comes just like we're gonna
Speaker 4: fuck your ass and all this ship and then Shepherd
Speaker 4: tells the counsel like you're gay, and like like, listen,
Speaker 4: I'm the ship, Like I may be gay, but I
Speaker 4: am right right now. I beat the piss out of
Speaker 4: Sarah and I proved you wrong. Sarah is a cunt,
Speaker 4: and you still don't like you're still not gonna know.
Speaker 4: But the thing is, back in the day, I was like,
Speaker 4: that's so dumb. Like they I don't think they would
Speaker 4: be that stupid.
Speaker 1: And then now fast forward to many years later, I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I guess the perfect you you were like, hey, this niggas,
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of vident tripping. I touched the
Speaker 1: box and I saw the future, and they were like
Speaker 1: shut up. He's like, in fairness, you's don't that gay
Speaker 1: humans are stupid? And they're like, yeah, I was it.
Speaker 1: That does sound insane when you say it that way.
Speaker 1: I touched the box and saw the future isn't exactly
Speaker 1: the most confidence building. That's true, but then you proceed
Speaker 1: to be right over and over and over it. Yes,
Speaker 1: no you're gay.
Speaker 4: And then and that's why I don't you know, after
Speaker 4: the first time, I never saved them. You let the
Speaker 4: you have the choice.
Speaker 1: To save the council. You can save them. I did
Speaker 1: the first time. I did.
Speaker 4: The first time, there was going to be like, you know,
Speaker 4: major benefits and they were going to be cool with me.
Speaker 4: And then the game the next game they were still shitty,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, I can't believe I saved the
Speaker 4: pieces of ship, at least that big ass ship.
Speaker 1: It it contributes largely, it doesn't matter. It doesn't It isn't
Speaker 1: actually matter, but it contributes to and you get to
Speaker 1: see in the final cut scene in the third game
Speaker 1: and stuff we have that dumbass ships called I don't care,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, yeah uh yeah, but it is. I
Speaker 1: was just like, okay, it feel it felt fake of
Speaker 1: how dismissive they were, but I guess it was just
Speaker 1: a perfect reflection of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, what what's going on? It's it doesn't matter
Speaker 4: how much evidence you have and how obvious it is.
Speaker 4: I mean, the cold mentality is the most powerful fucking thing,
Speaker 4: but by by a country mile, Like there's nothing more
Speaker 4: powerful than capturing someone's mind in a dogmatic way.
Speaker 3: I think what's crazy is I think it's like even
Speaker 3: like the Kulitis are like they're gone, they're already cooked
Speaker 3: there washing yeah, the moderate the moderates are now like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck did we do?
Speaker 1: That's what's going on? Why are like, yo, what we were?
Speaker 1: We were wrong? It is And it's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know that believe those people. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: believe it either. And I think it's I think some
Speaker 1: of them, I think it's like fifty to fifty. I
Speaker 1: think there's some that are they're extremely stupid, but they
Speaker 1: weren't dogmatic, I guess, so you know, they they just
Speaker 1: didn't get sucked into the cold, I guess. But their
Speaker 1: level of of you know, just of intelligence is just.
Speaker 4: As low because to think I just have a problem
Speaker 4: with thinking, oh I was duped, and I'm like you,
Speaker 4: you could not have been duped if you even it's
Speaker 4: surface level page.
Speaker 3: I think people were just upset about bullshit, and it's
Speaker 3: like I understand being upset, but this this dude's like lying.
Speaker 3: These guys like lying, and people are like, oh, were
Speaker 3: upset I'm not making as much money, And it's like
Speaker 3: do you understand the circumstances of the planet right now?
Speaker 1: Like do you do? You not know? What just happened?
Speaker 3: Is like, oh, I care about it's not a selfishness
Speaker 3: that it's just selfish. It let people being selfish led
Speaker 3: to the point we are right now, and it's like you.
Speaker 4: They're dumb and upset, but they're they they're too lazy
Speaker 4: to just find out what that fun going on. People say,
Speaker 4: you know, they call it low information voters, but to me,
Speaker 4: it's no information. It's not even low it's none because
Speaker 4: a lot of times when when you'll see the polls
Speaker 4: will say the biggest problem everybody points to overwhelmingly is
Speaker 4: the economy. And then I'm like, okay, well break down,
Speaker 4: what is your issue they don't have. They'll just like
Speaker 4: and now it's like, oh, anxiety. I need to not
Speaker 4: seem stupid. So they'll just say grocery prices. They'll just
Speaker 4: pick some of the game. Yeah, they'll pick.
Speaker 1: Something, but they don't understand why things are fucked. They
Speaker 1: they don't care. Is that cool though? Isn't that cool though?
Speaker 1: That because like the numbers are bad? He fired the
Speaker 1: person who keeps the stats.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was very delighted by that same report
Speaker 4: when it was up.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I like and again, dude, he even got
Speaker 1: mister fucking the shark tank guy upset with that. Is
Speaker 1: that crazy? Like the fucking ball that like shit? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: even he was like, well, you don't fire the statutician.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Well, It's like, yes, you do, if you're a fucking dictator. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so like the fact, but it's so funny because it's
Speaker 4: for him.
Speaker 1: It's just like, no, we need accurate data so we
Speaker 1: can like game the system. What are you doing exactly?
Speaker 1: But it's I don't know, man.
Speaker 4: That was my hope that he was He's gonna fuck
Speaker 4: things up enough to where the people that are gaming
Speaker 4: in the system.
Speaker 1: We had to get this guy out of here.
Speaker 4: I feel like that was a big thing with the
Speaker 4: tear off ship, where they're like and that's why he
Speaker 4: kept kicking the count the kid down the road.
Speaker 1: He's completely schizophrenic. It's insane. The thing too about like
Speaker 1: we're gonna if we're gonna deny aid to cities that
Speaker 1: like do protests to Israel. Yeah, and then they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: never mind, just kidding. And I was like dancing on
Speaker 1: the roof of the White House and some shit did
Speaker 1: this happened like last night or yesterday or this morning
Speaker 1: or something. It's great, Like he's literally on top of
Speaker 1: the way. He's just roaming like a fucking century. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean we got to remember that he is in
Speaker 4: his eighties, so yeah, he's old.
Speaker 1: He's little fun. Act Man puts in a picture of
Speaker 1: him with like he beat himself. I guess it's not actman.
Speaker 1: To be clear Trump, it's a picture of Trump's It's
Speaker 1: like a close Trump's pants and there's like a clear
Speaker 1: wet spot on it. I doubt it. Catherine probably fell out.
Speaker 1: He's old and he does not take care of himself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was a thing where they showed it was
Speaker 3: like I supposed to be a physical offense.
Speaker 1: It's probably fake.
Speaker 3: I remember it was like it was like, brother, this
Speaker 3: is such a lie. It's it's like it's it's.
Speaker 1: Like it was like always he benched like two thousands
Speaker 1: or no, no, no, it was like his b M I
Speaker 1: was like four percent, and I was like your brother, no,
Speaker 1: I don't even think my no, of course not, dude.
Speaker 4: To sustain a is like you're not living without steroids,
Speaker 4: without performance enhancing drugs.
Speaker 1: You're not going to sustain four percent. You're gonna die.
Speaker 4: Sustaining ten percent by itself is very difficult to do. Like,
Speaker 4: and there's a people that have like how do you
Speaker 4: even measure BMI?
Speaker 1: It's they're stupid.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of a lot of it doesn't work
Speaker 4: very well because of it's very stupid.
Speaker 1: Like you ever see that hook thing that they pinch you.
Speaker 1: There's the audeville hup, it's just a silly.
Speaker 4: Is a terrible way to to you know, it's it's
Speaker 4: completely outdated, but you just you can just do the
Speaker 4: eye test and see that he's in terrible shape, right.
Speaker 1: And they just clear downplayed it.
Speaker 4: And they also downplayed his weight too, And I saw
Speaker 4: people trying to defend him with that too, and I'm like, why.
Speaker 1: Are you at everything?
Speaker 4: It's like, it's like the handful of people that tried
Speaker 4: to defend Elon when he was clearly faking gaming and
Speaker 4: all that shit. There was a hint not most overwhelming
Speaker 4: people are like that stupid, but there was a handful
Speaker 4: of people still trying to make excuse of him, Like, Bro,
Speaker 4: you at some point you have to see, at some point.
Speaker 1: You have to see you see that he gave him
Speaker 1: fifteen million dollars after he called him. I just I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's it's it is so like you're cooked,
Speaker 1: Like you're cooked. If you don't, if you don't think
Speaker 1: this is objectively like ridiculous, you're cooked. Yes, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you, like goodbye. I was
Speaker 1: have fun sailing in your fucking ethereal play space because
Speaker 1: you're not here. You're clearly not here. You're not they're not.
Speaker 4: That's why I said not low information, there's none. You
Speaker 4: don't you can't have even a lick of it if
Speaker 4: you still believe in this guy.
Speaker 1: What I had a realization, like like in the past
Speaker 1: week where I'm just like, I am not. I'm simply
Speaker 1: not smart enough for this many people to be stupider
Speaker 1: than me, you know, like I don't, I am not.
Speaker 1: There's so much I don't know. I think we were
Speaker 1: just there's so many things that I feel like I
Speaker 1: should know that I don't know. I'm aware of it.
Speaker 3: I think that's I think we were just born in
Speaker 3: the era where we're capable of avoiding a lot of
Speaker 3: the bullshit, old enough to be completely lied to by
Speaker 3: the Internet and falling for every bit of it, But
Speaker 3: we weren't young enough to be like the internet to
Speaker 3: be our only basis of like understanding the world. Maybe
Speaker 3: I think we're just in it because I really because
Speaker 3: I think there's a lot of people that are older
Speaker 3: than us, that are smarter than we are, but the
Speaker 3: problem is.
Speaker 1: That they're also way more susceptible to dumb shit than
Speaker 1: that's everything that's in that there's probably a bunch of
Speaker 1: people our age that are smarter than us, and younger women.
Speaker 3: I think I think that's I think it's almost I
Speaker 3: think we're just in a particular place where not exactly
Speaker 3: as easy to fool. I think that's just simply what
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 1: You mean, it's just like like an Internet.
Speaker 3: I don't know, it's sort of a blind spot where
Speaker 3: we were, like where we exist where it's like these
Speaker 3: ones know how to study things on the Internet, but
Speaker 3: they also can look at an AD and tell it's
Speaker 3: an AD.
Speaker 1: Still, I think we're at that exact spot. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't have before it because even when
Speaker 4: I was a kid, I had no reason to defy
Speaker 4: or question the stuff that was being force fed to me.
Speaker 1: So I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to attribute that to because you know,
Speaker 4: like say, my family are, oh the Holy Ghost is
Speaker 4: a real thing, right, and I'm at church being like
Speaker 4: this is silly, you know, like not. But still the
Speaker 4: thing that I still wrestle with as an adult is
Speaker 4: I want to like, there was that whole atheism movement
Speaker 4: when it was like taken on, it was like a
Speaker 4: secular movement. What I should really say, I don't like
Speaker 4: that it just became a movement that died out, because
Speaker 4: I think that's the most important thing that we're not
Speaker 4: focusing on because being secular and being able to realize
Speaker 4: fact and fiction is so I feel like it's so
Speaker 4: crucial to be able to understand why this stuff is
Speaker 4: so fantastical and fucking wacky, because when you can accept
Speaker 4: ghosts and zombies and shit, why is that so that's
Speaker 4: not the stuff that's going on right now with Trump,
Speaker 4: It's not difficult to swallow.
Speaker 1: It's so easy to just like this is great. I
Speaker 1: think I don't know. I think I just I've disregarded
Speaker 1: you people that are really just so so much so
Speaker 1: it's like they don't even like but you should not.
Speaker 1: That's the I feel like, no, no, no, I feel like
Speaker 1: they don't count, like like you don't what you like,
Speaker 1: I know what you mean, like I know you. I
Speaker 1: feel like it's the biggest like almost it's it's so
Speaker 1: genius to me, like if I were in evil fuck.
Speaker 4: Elon Must once said it one time, because he Elon
Speaker 4: Must thinks everyone so retarded that he's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna tell you the plan. He's like, hey, this is
Speaker 4: what I want. Want white people to have more kids.
Speaker 4: And the way you get white people to have more
Speaker 4: kids is you make them more religious and the way
Speaker 4: you make them more religious is you make them stupider,
Speaker 4: so you take away their education.
Speaker 1: Did he say that, Yeah, and he was actually bias
Speaker 1: kid doing an interview. It's crazy, Yeah, like he just
Speaker 1: openly telling the plan. You can show this video to
Speaker 1: those stupid people and they'll say, Now nowadays, we'll say
Speaker 1: sa ai or something. It's crazy because like you can
Speaker 1: also just like make a child, or you could make
Speaker 1: having a kid not obscenely expensive. Sure, like that could
Speaker 1: also help.
Speaker 4: It would be the uh if you're not an evil freak,
Speaker 4: because you can help me humanity and have them be
Speaker 4: less stressed. And then like say, the smarter you are,
Speaker 4: the more you're reluctant to have kids in a horrible economy,
Speaker 4: right in horrible environments. So if there is no horrible environment,
Speaker 4: even people who are smart have no reason not to.
Speaker 4: So if everybody is just raised and everybody is like
Speaker 4: doing well, then there's no bullshit. You don't have to
Speaker 4: trick people and having kids and a thinking I'll have
Speaker 4: more kids and then maybe those kids will be famous
Speaker 4: and they can take care of it.
Speaker 1: None of that ship needs to be anything. He could
Speaker 1: do that, but instead he'd rather default of being the
Speaker 1: richest person in the world. Yeah, he's too busy putting
Speaker 1: like babies and potato peelers or whatever whatever it is, billionaires,
Speaker 1: whatever is the billionaires.
Speaker 4: Whatever weird because they clearly do some weird ship that
Speaker 4: behind closed doors.
Speaker 1: They're clearly like objecting. Like I heard, I heard some
Speaker 1: crazy shit about like Timpole apparently injects himself with ship
Speaker 1: before every show or some some nonsense. Man, I wonder
Speaker 1: what it is. It's probably adrena chrome or some ship.
Speaker 1: So he's in on it. I wouldn't be surprised. Hm,
Speaker 1: you see him taking You saw him take his beanie off? Right,
Speaker 1: I didn't see him. He's got to do something. He's
Speaker 1: very bald. Listen, he's way balder than I even I've seen.
Speaker 1: I saw it before because he once he had a
Speaker 1: like a it was like an R slash something. Oh,
Speaker 1: somebody ripped it off his head. No, that was a
Speaker 1: different So someone ripped his beanie off and he saw
Speaker 1: his bald. But there's he said he he had his
Speaker 1: beanie ripped off, and then he was like, you doxed me.
Speaker 1: He didn't literally say that, but he essentially said that.
Speaker 1: Since he's he's like like I listen, I uh, if
Speaker 1: if I have this hat on it, people recognize me.
Speaker 1: If I don't, people don't, you've you've you've compromised my disguise.
Speaker 1: He did like the glasses or some ship. He did
Speaker 1: say something like that, and to be fair, like without
Speaker 1: his beanie, I don't know if I would recognize him. No,
Speaker 1: not immediately, No, because he looks he's a very standard
Speaker 1: looking person. Yeah, he looks like the kind of guy
Speaker 1: you'd see like maybe drawn at a police station.
Speaker 4: To me, he just looks like, oh, like, look, some
Speaker 4: of the people that I saw are ride in the
Speaker 4: train that they're like I hate everything about my everything,
Speaker 4: you know, like they just like there's a couple of
Speaker 4: people ride in the train and I was like, damn,
Speaker 4: you know, life is And I think I get it
Speaker 4: because I looked at the monthly passes due two hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty dollars what for the La Metro. So if
Speaker 4: you want to, if you want to take if you
Speaker 4: want to, if you want to have a monthly pass
Speaker 4: so you can have unlimited riding.
Speaker 1: So basically it's say two hundred plus a month. So
Speaker 1: if you can't be so, if you so, if you so,
Speaker 1: so cow if you want to ride.
Speaker 3: A limited MTA one the Metro North one is crazy.
Speaker 4: It might have changed because I remember it used to
Speaker 4: be significantly cheaper because I would I'm gonna catch it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get all day pass to uh To and
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go down to San Diego, go to Ocean
Speaker 4: Side or whatever. That was very inexpensive, like an all
Speaker 4: day pass with like eight dollars or something, and then
Speaker 4: now it's now it's fifteen, which is so basically me
Speaker 4: for how many times I would come up here, I
Speaker 4: would basically and it's kind of it might be worth it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna feel it out, but it would be one
Speaker 4: hundred and twenty dollars a month. It's cheaper for me
Speaker 4: to just keep getting all day passes than getting a
Speaker 4: monthly and free a monthly pass like unlimited rides. It'
Speaker 4: two undred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: Do you think it would be cheaper to invest in
Speaker 1: a horse? Absolutely not? Do you know, because I gotta
Speaker 1: feed the fucking thing? It feed it? Well, what horse
Speaker 1: is it? Sir? It's a horse? Is it a robot horse?
Speaker 1: I've never seen it. Horse that's even more expensive. It's
Speaker 1: a robot horse. I guess it would be. I've never
Speaker 1: once seen if I build it with a combustible injury.
Speaker 3: Well, then if you build it, then what the fun?
Speaker 3: Well that's just a car. Well then also that's so
Speaker 3: much work, but that's still expensive.
Speaker 1: If I have like, uh, you know the legs, I
Speaker 1: played them myself. That's that's such a word. Exercise walking
Speaker 1: to a place, because it's probably slower too. It's way
Speaker 1: worse in freakonceivable way you would just you would have
Speaker 1: stronger arms. That's it. Oh god, use it one time
Speaker 1: you'd pass out from how much pain you're in.
Speaker 3: After you get to the place, you'd be like, I'm
Speaker 3: not going used anymore. Almost happened to.
Speaker 4: Moving, uh because I was I paid for one mover
Speaker 4: instead of like getting two and having them do it,
Speaker 4: so tag team.
Speaker 1: I don't have that much stuff.
Speaker 4: So it was like between me and Jojo to be
Speaker 4: all right, but it was hotter than piss and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, I didn't really anticipate how much that
Speaker 4: he was going to next.
Speaker 1: August July is kind of yeah, peak it's well not
Speaker 1: he not maybe not here, but like because I remember
Speaker 1: when we moved and it is like the hills were
Speaker 1: on fire. It was one hundred and fifteen. But that
Speaker 1: was weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're getting We're we're lucky right now. We haven't
Speaker 4: hit over one hundred degrees yet this year, so so
Speaker 4: far was lucky.
Speaker 1: I was lucky that we haven't hit at all this year. No,
Speaker 1: I thought for sure, maybe at least once. No, we haven't.
Speaker 1: It is crazy. It on its way, I assure you.
Speaker 1: I'd say by the mid August, we're gonna get slammed hard. Well,
Speaker 1: that's horrible. It did is, and I'm not looking forward
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 4: Since the my living room is the sun's setting on
Speaker 4: my living room and uh yeah, I think I talked
Speaker 4: about this already. Not having the central air, it's just
Speaker 4: the unit. And so some black album it's gonna be. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've already already ordered a few and I'm gonna. I'm gonna,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna prepare.
Speaker 1: I gotta invest in. I gotta talk to the friends
Speaker 1: I've neglected who have pools.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, do we got a good pool that's used frequently?
Speaker 4: Kind of makes me mad that I'm always seen the
Speaker 4: kids are probably out of school, so they're using it frequently.
Speaker 1: So it'll it'll clear up. It's gonna be It'll clear
Speaker 1: up the second the weather gets too shitty to not
Speaker 1: use it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, I uh, I think that's the only thing
Speaker 4: that kept me alive. When I was moving, I jumped
Speaker 4: in the pool mid like the mover guy left, and
Speaker 4: then I was like, all right, cool, I got to
Speaker 4: finish doing some stuff, but I well, I actually had
Speaker 4: to go. My car's too fucking small, and I thought
Speaker 4: I was gonna be able to fit everything and take
Speaker 4: Jojo back.
Speaker 1: So just one fell.
Speaker 4: Swoop well, because like I had, we had the truck.
Speaker 4: And then I was like, okay, we packed the truck.
Speaker 4: Now there's just a little straggly things and I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna get Jojo and the rest of the stuff now.
Speaker 1: So I had to make another trip. So leave her there.
Speaker 1: She's gonna do her things she had to work to
Speaker 1: and then so before I went to pick her up,
Speaker 1: I jumped in the pool. And I think it legitimately
Speaker 1: saved my life. And why I mean that is when
Speaker 1: I was driving back, I stopped at seven eleven. I
Speaker 1: had the worst cramp in my fuck. I was so dehydrated.
Speaker 1: I had the worst cramp in my leg that it
Speaker 1: was probably I probably looked like a fucking idiot because
Speaker 1: I jumped out of my car and I was like
Speaker 1: just like on my car and people are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just like and then people just looking and not
Speaker 1: like asking if I'm okay.
Speaker 4: You could probably think I'm just some crazy homeless persons.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, I mean I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. But yeah, that was a I've.
Speaker 3: Slept through cramps before. I felt and I'm like.
Speaker 1: You just powered through it, yeah, go back to bed.
Speaker 1: That was and and it hurts.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, but I'm nextly, I'm like, if I
Speaker 3: fucking do a fucking flail, I'll knock her out the
Speaker 3: bed whatever, I'll just deal with it, and I just
Speaker 3: let the pain low me back to sleep.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: No, I've never I'm usually pretty hydrated that I guess
Speaker 4: I exhausted every extra liquid, like I'm overly my forearms,
Speaker 4: like I was picking up some stuff and then it
Speaker 4: was I was just my hand was just getting stuck
Speaker 4: like this, and I was like, this isn't good. And
Speaker 4: I just pounded those electrolyt drinks and some eleven pound
Speaker 4: the Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: What we did when we were moving too. It was
Speaker 1: just like because the pool was like right outside our apartment.
Speaker 1: We were just like where I jumped in there. I
Speaker 1: think like five times after that move. But uh, it's
Speaker 1: their life savers sometimes. The movie. Then we went to
Speaker 1: the Avalon was crazy. We definitely like four people's apartment
Speaker 1: in like one day, one day, and we did it
Speaker 1: all that day. By the end of the night, we
Speaker 1: were all like genuinely dying.
Speaker 3: It was a bad like I haven't I haven't felt
Speaker 3: that tired ever in my life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy because you barely did anything. That's that's
Speaker 1: a I brought everything heavy up the stairs with me.
Speaker 1: It was me freaking Joe and on whiskey doing it.
Speaker 1: You were just talking, that's great. My body was spasmaing.
Speaker 1: It was more went I locked up and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess I'll be able to stand easier that. That's great.
Speaker 1: There's a benefit to the same. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I'm paying for two motherfuckers next time. Just I
Speaker 4: don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't how much as a mover even, I don't
Speaker 1: even It's more than I would be willing to pay
Speaker 1: h normally, but this, it's I I couldn't imagine. I
Speaker 1: didn't want to. I hate bothering people. I agree, but
Speaker 1: it's their job though, so you're helping.
Speaker 4: No, no, sorry, sorry, so what a minute. I don't
Speaker 4: I don't like doing this. I really don't like doing that.
Speaker 4: The only if somebody if if somebody offer, you did,
Speaker 4: but see, like the thing is you you offered, I
Speaker 4: will not ask that. So I will not ask if
Speaker 4: somebody offers, and I mean genuinely, not like a gesture,
Speaker 4: because even if you were like help you move, please don't.
Speaker 4: I don't want it to be I don't want anybody
Speaker 4: to be like literally inconveniced, like funk.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this.
Speaker 4: So it's one of those things. If someone offers, I
Speaker 4: will accept it. Nobody offered, and I'm actually I prefer
Speaker 4: that even like say airport to people are like, oh
Speaker 4: people from the airport, I'm like, only if you I'm
Speaker 4: not going to ask.
Speaker 1: No, I'm the same. I'm the same. I offer because
Speaker 1: you were so close, and it's, well, what what's the
Speaker 1: what's the deal? I have no problem. Somebody move, It's
Speaker 1: it's really not that big of a deal. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you think I don't care? Because I kind of like it.
Speaker 1: I like I like, I like it the same way
Speaker 1: that I like putting furniture together. But I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm doing something that I feel like, like genetically I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to do. I like knowing. Yeah, like I're just like
Speaker 1: lifting heavy things, like putting things together. It's like a party,
Speaker 1: like the male brain or something that, like I'm fulfilling
Speaker 1: a purpose. I don't think of it that way literally,
Speaker 1: but like it feels good to me. I like the
Speaker 1: idea of knowing that I'm helping someone potentially not get
Speaker 1: injured or do things quicker. So I'll just I'll just
Speaker 1: help that person out. Yeah, help.
Speaker 3: I helped one of my I help one of my
Speaker 3: female friends move. And you can tell if someone never
Speaker 3: never moved because of how they packed. That's a big thing,
Speaker 3: knowing how someone packed. Oh so they put like all
Speaker 3: the books in one fucking like you did.
Speaker 1: That with your comic books.
Speaker 3: That was just comics. I had to put them all
Speaker 3: in one thing. There were comics.
Speaker 1: I felt bad about that because I had to work
Speaker 1: that day. Literally if I didn't have to work that day,
Speaker 1: so I gave everybody else my comic book box. I
Speaker 1: literally couldn not work. I was like, oh can I
Speaker 1: get that? I gotta go to Starbucks to make minimum
Speaker 1: ways have been making way more.
Speaker 3: No, it's I get it. It's it was dumb. It
Speaker 3: was dumb.
Speaker 1: I understand that I was helping my friend and she
Speaker 1: was I should have set that box out of fucking fire. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm you have been if like you you opened that
Speaker 1: box and there was like a you're like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like a dead bat who had diary all over your comics,
Speaker 1: just like a dead.
Speaker 3: But it's one on Adventure's adventures that god, Well see
Speaker 3: you guys in a bit.
Speaker 1: Just there's guana all over your amazing fantasy number one
Speaker 1: or whatever. If I had that one all over it,
Speaker 1: I mean it's not secure. It's also loose sleeve or anything. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: absolutely not.
Speaker 3: But we were helping her move right. We could tell
Speaker 3: that she didn't know how to pack things. First and foremost,
Speaker 3: when you packaged lifted, it's supposed to be hacked enough
Speaker 3: for you can lift it. That's how you like package
Speaker 3: test it? Yeah, like, oh can I.
Speaker 1: Lift it easily? Well?
Speaker 3: Most people most people don't. I feel like other people
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I know what you mean. I feel like a lot
Speaker 1: like I feel like we know that because we've moved
Speaker 1: a bunch. People haven't moved the bunch to probably be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put everything in this box. You can fit
Speaker 1: in this, to be like, no, you can't lift it. Now.
Speaker 1: I've seen people put ship I've seen people move only
Speaker 1: in bags and then the bags rip because they're putting
Speaker 1: like tables and ship in bags like little like night
Speaker 1: tables or something, and they put them in like a
Speaker 1: big garbage bag. I'm like, brother, that's like it's got corners, dude,
Speaker 1: and it's got weight it. That's concerning when people do
Speaker 1: stuff like that. I'm like, dude, come on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's like you'd think somebody don't know how
Speaker 3: to move.
Speaker 1: It's to me, it's not just it's not even move.
Speaker 1: It should be intuitive to me. That's what's concerning. To me.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're especially when somebody I know, when I
Speaker 4: know someone's not stupid, I'm like, I know you're not
Speaker 4: a stupid person.
Speaker 1: What happened here? It's like trying to be bright to me,
Speaker 1: it's it's like I don't even know. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't reach this shelf. Let me stack a bunch
Speaker 1: of caprice on pouches, you know, like where it's just
Speaker 1: like it's like I want to like everything crazy, everything
Speaker 1: about it, wave through the house.
Speaker 4: That's so crazy, it's so crazy, I almost want to
Speaker 4: try it.
Speaker 1: It's something how many could I little support by weight? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: how many balancing act of that? It's insane. Just you
Speaker 1: lodge them. You start putting them all the way along
Speaker 1: the side of your house and it all loed so
Speaker 1: they don't slip, and you're like, all right, this is
Speaker 1: seventy five thousand caprea, let's see if they get support
Speaker 1: by weight. I do love those videos of whoever, like
Speaker 1: whenever it's like how many pencils can support my weight
Speaker 1: or whatever? Like one? And then it's always like way
Speaker 1: less than you think, like how many balloons could keep
Speaker 1: me suspended? And it's like it's a it's a somehow
Speaker 1: very understandable quantity of balloons. It's less than lift like
Speaker 1: a baby, right, just like I thought that would take
Speaker 1: like a million balloons.
Speaker 3: I wonder how many balloons would take the lift like
Speaker 3: a grown man into the sky.
Speaker 1: M I'm sure, I'm sure there's I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: It's actually like very simple to calculating. Yeah, yeah, not
Speaker 1: for me. I mean, I'm not. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know the way to fucking helium, and I don't care.
Speaker 1: I'm be honest, I think it's probably lighter than air. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now I'm not like, Okay, what do I have to
Speaker 1: what's minus two pounds? So it's like, I feel like
Speaker 1: that's not hard to do a simple What does that
Speaker 1: feel like? What does that minus two pounds feel like?
Speaker 1: I don't know that you're not worrying about that part.
Speaker 1: You're worrying about this? How much it would say you're
Speaker 1: not worrying about that because you're not thinking, oh you
Speaker 1: have to like, okay, how much? Is you're a thinkless person?
Speaker 1: You're not understanding I could figure it out. I don't care.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't like that's that's like most things. If you're
Speaker 4: not I don't care, I don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't truly care. I don't truly care enough to
Speaker 3: figure it out.
Speaker 4: The biggest problem with like, even when it comes to
Speaker 4: the moving thing, I think those people don't care enough
Speaker 4: to just just use common sense. Because I feel like
Speaker 4: there's people that I am like, I know you're smarter
Speaker 4: than this.
Speaker 1: What happened? Do you just just throw it off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just throw it all back. I don't have time.
Speaker 4: I'm still like finishing moving stuff, and I had an urge.
Speaker 4: I'm like, they don't pop this literal fast. I want
Speaker 4: to experience the way you've been experiencing.
Speaker 1: It's nice, particularly on the PlayStation because it doesn't have that. Uh.
Speaker 1: The PC version is so old that you need like
Speaker 1: all sorts of bullshit. And it's also got like the
Speaker 1: emulator thing on it where you could just like do
Speaker 1: the rewind thing if you funk up. That really got
Speaker 1: me through it because I was like, look, I respect
Speaker 1: sex very much. I like it. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: live with the consequences of failure like in like in
Speaker 1: like a game. Then, I mean it's more I feel
Speaker 1: like that a game like that's more about the experience.
Speaker 3: Sometimes stopped doing that. I think it's always funnier when
Speaker 3: I end up. It's always funny.
Speaker 1: It's also not really an RPG technically, but it isn't.
Speaker 1: It's got elements of it. It's not that it's well,
Speaker 1: it is an immersive sim really Yeah days X by
Speaker 1: the way, playing still playing Human Revolution. I'm liking it,
Speaker 1: but I just got to a point that I really
Speaker 1: hate oh. And I looked it up because I was like,
Speaker 1: this feels wrong, like this feels like this doesn't make
Speaker 1: it like this doesn't feel like somebody would do this
Speaker 1: on purpose. And I looked it up and it was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and the director's cut there's a DLC that they kind
Speaker 1: of just force you to play. They don't give you
Speaker 1: like an option to.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're doing one of the narrative DLC parts.
Speaker 1: There's like a DLC in it, and when you get
Speaker 1: to it, it resets all your attributes and so I'm like, oh, cool, brother,
Speaker 1: I just got I got so good, I got so strong.
Speaker 1: And then like you get your stuff back, but you
Speaker 1: only get like a quarter of it back, and you
Speaker 1: get the rest of it at the end of the
Speaker 1: DLC and then like it continues on with the game,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't like, I don't like this
Speaker 1: at all. That Yeah, I feel like right now I'm
Speaker 1: literally I'm speeding through this DLC. I'm not even caring.
Speaker 1: Like I'm like I was, I was stealthing my entire
Speaker 1: way through the game up until that point, but like
Speaker 1: you just took everything away from me. So now I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna shoot everybody like I'm over, and then when
Speaker 1: I get my stuff back, I'll go back to be
Speaker 1: into playing it properly, but so pretty good. I feel
Speaker 1: like I probably shouldn't have played the actress. I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess not. But you know, what do you do now? Well,
Speaker 1: it's too late now, I guess I'll restart this. Just
Speaker 1: burn it, burn the burn my digital po yeah you should, yeah,
Speaker 1: or the PlayStation whatever works. No, that would be a
Speaker 1: really awkward conversation I'd sacred. Oh by the way, Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: so I burned. I sent my PlayStation five pro on five,
Speaker 1: that thing that costs seven hundred dollars. Oh. I just
Speaker 1: thought it would be kind of neat interesting if you
Speaker 1: played Mega Man two. Oh my god, that's great. So
Speaker 1: what happened? What? Uh? Is there anything that we should
Speaker 1: touch on? Oh? Something funny that happened. But I don't
Speaker 1: know how many people would care about this, because I
Speaker 1: don't know how many people know who uh moodahar from
Speaker 1: some ordinary gamers. Is if if people listening have heard
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 4: Gentleman, I guess there's a lot of people that are
Speaker 4: in the YouTube spear or in the know that probably
Speaker 4: do know this guy. I just thought, like, there is
Speaker 4: somebody it was probably heard that he's uh he's been
Speaker 4: outed as a massive fraud, and it's it's funny, it's
Speaker 4: it's it's is.
Speaker 1: That true though, like what even happened?
Speaker 4: It is it's some random guy because this I only
Speaker 4: found it popped in my recommendations and it was like, ooh,
Speaker 4: I don't even remember the YouTuber's name, because uh, he
Speaker 4: had like a couple of thousand slubs, sure, and he
Speaker 4: made some video about I guess it was Mudahar's issue.
Speaker 4: He had with a YouTuber named nuts Taku, a VTuber.
Speaker 4: It was not like a low low LOLLI. It was
Speaker 4: so they had like a podcast. It was Oopaville, which
Speaker 4: I'm sure you guys know who that.
Speaker 1: Is kind of I think it's a company that makes
Speaker 1: sour candy or something. I'm not exactly. I'm not lying.
Speaker 1: There's no way I think. I feel like that's true.
Speaker 1: If he did, that's fucking cool. I didn't know that's
Speaker 1: cool because I don't have my phone. I don't have
Speaker 1: my phone. I don't know. I don't know if that's true,
Speaker 1: but I just ville. I know that's the only name
Speaker 1: I really know.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, they had a podcast together, and I'm gonna
Speaker 4: be honest, like this may be very rude.
Speaker 1: I don't trust any YouTubers. I think they're all, of
Speaker 1: course fake people. Of course that some guys pretending to
Speaker 1: be a fake person. Like I'm pretending to be a
Speaker 1: fake person. Yeah, and not only that, what an anime
Speaker 1: avatar at that? Oh absolutely, I'm like, no, you're I respect.
Speaker 1: I respect the work that goes into it in the
Speaker 1: sense of like that's pretty good for like, because I've
Speaker 1: seen people do it and it's like, oh, that looks
Speaker 1: like animation or like like like proper animation where they
Speaker 1: use like it's not like body tracking. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I built a system where like this character that I've
Speaker 1: drawn and created from scratch will like react to my
Speaker 1: microphone inputs and associate the right mouth with what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: and then I have like a hot panel that could do.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that stuff because it's interesting and cool, but
Speaker 1: like if it's just like I scanned a I don't know,
Speaker 1: a three D model that ile or like commissioned. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now I'm just like masquerading as it. I kind
Speaker 1: of don't get it. I'm too old for it. It's
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's uh, it's weird. I'm creepy. I
Speaker 1: know what it is. It's very creepy.
Speaker 4: I know a couple of people personally that are fans
Speaker 4: of it, and they're one of them was in his
Speaker 4: late twenties and the other one is.
Speaker 1: Around my age.
Speaker 4: Actually we went to school together and I was talking
Speaker 4: to my other buddy about it.
Speaker 1: We're both just like, what the Fun's up with that guy?
Speaker 1: Like like we're like, well, I've known this guy is
Speaker 1: the only thing you know about him is that he's
Speaker 1: he's a fan of youtubeer and he's like, what the
Speaker 1: with that guy? He's completely normal Otherwise I've known him
Speaker 1: to be fair.
Speaker 4: Actually, he he was the same guy that remember I
Speaker 4: told you that he found a cooked baby in the
Speaker 4: microwave in the army. It's the same guy. It's the
Speaker 4: same guy, so the same the same guy. And he
Speaker 4: was also he worked in a morgue.
Speaker 1: So he's a little man. He says, he's an interesting person.
Speaker 1: He's drawn to death.
Speaker 3: It's not his fault, it is that death him like
Speaker 3: he needed a job. He walked out some guy who
Speaker 3: walked out like I'm really the jobs and guys like, Hey,
Speaker 3: you like dead things?
Speaker 1: I hate. Yeah, He's He's he's an interesting guy.
Speaker 4: I every time i I'm around him, he's a very nice,
Speaker 4: cool guy, very quippie, and you know, like he his personality,
Speaker 4: like the way that riffing and like kind of shitting
Speaker 4: on people and stuff like that. It reminds me of you, Chris,
Speaker 4: like dead Things in that aspect, because I'm pretty sure
Speaker 4: you're not in the YouTube or dead things. Sure well,
Speaker 4: I mean, unless he's extremely good at hiding it.
Speaker 1: People are fucking like, look at this. It's every single bookmark.
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 4: Like I feel like some people, I feel like are
Speaker 4: fantastic at hiding ship, but I feel like most people
Speaker 4: are terrible at it. I'm like they're the ones that
Speaker 4: always they're the projecting ones. You're like, I I voted
Speaker 4: for Donald Trump to get rid of all the perverts.
Speaker 4: And then and then you see an article like two
Speaker 4: weeks later that oh they got an ad for like
Speaker 4: twenty gigs of CP.
Speaker 1: It just keeps happening.
Speaker 4: It keeps like I know one guy personally that I
Speaker 4: side eyed because he was like on a crusade for
Speaker 4: nabbing or trying to expose perfots on Twitter and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I was like, you know, I don't have any proof,
Speaker 4: but there's a vibe there was an allegation nothing, but
Speaker 4: it all got dropped or it just kind of went away.
Speaker 1: I don't trust the guy I didn't talk like.
Speaker 4: When I saw that, I was like, okay, whatever, I
Speaker 4: want to transition this to actually the way to well
Speaker 4: the way that the way that I felt about mood.
Speaker 4: It was the same thing because when I first talked
Speaker 4: to him, everything he seemed completely fine. I was like,
Speaker 4: it seems a nice, cool guy. There was one time
Speaker 4: where he went so hard on the pain on Ethan
Speaker 4: Klein years ago about something that didn't even exist, like
Speaker 4: it was made up, and it was very embarrassing for him,
Speaker 4: like he apologized or whatever. But that was the first
Speaker 4: moment and I was like, sums up with this guy,
Speaker 4: Like this.
Speaker 1: Is weird too.
Speaker 4: It was it's weird to have like a phantom information
Speaker 4: that's not even real and then pretend to be so
Speaker 4: upset about something that was never even It wasn't like
Speaker 4: even I think I don't remember exactly what it was,
Speaker 4: but I remember it was. Ethan came out and was like,
Speaker 4: whatever you're complaining about this is not even a thing.
Speaker 1: But that was the first time I'm like, that's a
Speaker 1: little it's a little odd.
Speaker 4: And but in this video, the guy that he made,
Speaker 4: he showed like a he went from his way back
Speaker 4: in the day, from when Mudafirst started to like up
Speaker 4: to now, like he would always claim that he was
Speaker 4: an engineer of some sort, all types of engineers, where
Speaker 4: it was a computer engineer, this engineer, this engineer, and
Speaker 4: then he never finished university.
Speaker 1: He dropped out.
Speaker 4: He's not an engineer, but he's claiming being an engineer
Speaker 4: the entire time. He would say, oh, YouTube is just
Speaker 4: a hobby and he has a full time job doing
Speaker 4: some other stuff. He does these meetings, he does this,
Speaker 4: he does all this stuff. Basically, this guy found out
Speaker 4: that everything that lude has been claiming there's just like
Speaker 4: no weight to it. And he's basically been inflating his
Speaker 4: like ego and his prestige by claiming he's doing this.
Speaker 4: He's doing that. He has all these oh man, I
Speaker 4: upload a YouTube every day, but also have a nine
Speaker 4: to five and I do this, and they do that.
Speaker 4: There's a clip of him on a podcast where he
Speaker 4: was even trying to say, oh, I don't even write
Speaker 4: off charity when I when I donate to charity, you know,
Speaker 4: because I think because the implication is some people are
Speaker 4: only donated charity for attacks right off. So I think
Speaker 4: his idea was to be like, oh, I don't, I
Speaker 4: don't write off charity, you know, I don't don't. And
Speaker 4: then on the podcast it was called the podcast I
Speaker 4: think was called Unsubscribed or something like that, and I've
Speaker 4: never seen it, but it was good lighting. So I'm
Speaker 4: assuming those people are like, have money and shit, and
Speaker 4: they're probably pretty popular. But immediately they're like, no, you
Speaker 4: absolutely should write it off. What are you talking about?
Speaker 4: It'll just allow you to donate more money, Like what
Speaker 4: do you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you even? That's a strange thing to say.
Speaker 4: It's it started since there's so much nobody really cared
Speaker 4: and no one really paid attention to all that stuff,
Speaker 4: because I don't think anyone would have found out unless
Speaker 4: I forgot to beet to this caveat he put on
Speaker 4: the Sonoitude medallion.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, he wanted. So can I tell you something?
Speaker 1: I'm not even joking. I'm not superstitious at all. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I would never put that thing No, absolutely not. I
Speaker 1: would never like I've it's the coincidences, be they coincidences
Speaker 1: as they may. Yeah, too strong.
Speaker 4: What it feels like to me, And I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 4: I feel like what happened, and I wish I would
Speaker 4: have led with this.
Speaker 1: He put it on and immediately since there.
Speaker 4: Is that implication that he's fucked, so people started digging
Speaker 4: into him, being like, yeah.
Speaker 1: It almost like the bulls eye, like people want to
Speaker 1: find something at that point.
Speaker 4: And so people did find that his entire span of YouTube,
Speaker 4: he's been claiming that he went to this well he's uh,
Speaker 4: he had a degree in all this stuff. But then
Speaker 4: it started crack started showing like he started in other
Speaker 4: things being a little bit truthful and other things, but
Speaker 4: contradicting himself that oh well he dropped out.
Speaker 1: He never finished. You didn't do that. And it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: so you don't have an agree. You're not an engineer.
Speaker 4: But he would always a lot of times and streams
Speaker 4: and videos you would you would always say, as there's
Speaker 4: a compilation of him saying it, probably like dozens of
Speaker 4: times as an engineer.
Speaker 1: He was crazy about that. Uh huh, I've never I
Speaker 1: didn't even know that about him personally.
Speaker 4: I didn't either, because I I I only caught I
Speaker 4: would say probably as as long as I've known him,
Speaker 4: I probably watched like ten of his videos because it
Speaker 4: would be like the big thing, because I know he
Speaker 4: pushed out shit all the time, but it would be
Speaker 4: like the big thing.
Speaker 1: So I watched like a lot of the Carl jops
Speaker 1: and him going after Girard. Oh yes, yeah, I watched
Speaker 1: that saga.
Speaker 4: But the thing that's interesting now is there's a lot
Speaker 4: of uh I saw him shitting on Boogie for the
Speaker 4: cancer thing, but like that guy even found him kind
Speaker 4: of implicating that he might have cancer way long time ago.
Speaker 1: Wait, what do you mean, Well, there's this post about
Speaker 1: Muda saying that he's like not feeling well on this that,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I don't know, it might be cancer
Speaker 1: and all this shit and like garnering simple the to
Speaker 1: his audience and ship like that doing similar things.
Speaker 4: That what Boogie was doing. And so it was really
Speaker 4: weird to like the best thing to do is just
Speaker 4: watch this video. Yeah I don't, I don't know what
Speaker 4: the fuck the video is called. But if you put
Speaker 4: in Mudahart fraud or something or Modahart engineer. I'm sure
Speaker 4: trillion people have reacted to it because it's.
Speaker 1: Has he said anything about it? No, weird, So I
Speaker 1: feel like I don't. So for honestly, what I'm hearing
Speaker 1: is kind of like see why who cares? Well?
Speaker 4: So it's very easy why it's I feel like it
Speaker 4: should be obvious if you know who Mudahart is. He's
Speaker 4: the guy who crusades as he's like the good guy
Speaker 4: that exposes frauds. Sure, and he is a fake person. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's not just all the stuff that like, uh, the
Speaker 4: completionists or like Bloogie or whatever. This is all like
Speaker 4: fucked up fraudster, fake people doing fake things.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: He tried to expose Ethan for the same thing and like,
Speaker 4: but it turned out to just not be a thing.
Speaker 4: But his idea is to like go after people who
Speaker 4: are doing bad things. And it's just a really bad
Speaker 4: look when you are to hold weight that you are
Speaker 4: this person of authority, especially when he's talking about tech.
Speaker 4: He has a lot of like video games and tech
Speaker 4: stuff and he's like, oh, I'm on fucking this and
Speaker 4: I do this and I'm coding and I'm all this
Speaker 4: shit and it's like, well, yeah, I don't think you're
Speaker 4: doing any of that shit actually, and it's yeah. And
Speaker 4: the reason why I bet it's hard for him to
Speaker 4: respond to it because what do you what do you
Speaker 4: kind of say? Because going forward, it's like, well, people
Speaker 4: necessarily can't take his word for anything because it's like
Speaker 4: or at the same time, do people want to hear
Speaker 4: from somebody who's like calling out fraudsters who isn't a
Speaker 4: fucking real person. It kind of becomes like a like
Speaker 4: always say right if you if he got if you
Speaker 4: got caught doing some scams, that's like, okay, do you
Speaker 4: want to listen to coffees anymore? Even if he's correct,
Speaker 4: even correct, do you want to take your advice from?
Speaker 4: I said that about this guy, Sean Strickland, where I
Speaker 4: think he's a fake like grifter conservative guy, but in
Speaker 4: the mm A space, I said, I'm like, look, if
Speaker 4: you want to be a conservative, prick, whatever, why not
Speaker 4: at least listen to somebody who's real and not this
Speaker 4: fake guy who came into the space who was not
Speaker 4: a conservative, who had long hair used to groom himself,
Speaker 4: you know, his nickname was Tarzan, And then all of
Speaker 4: a sudden he shaves his head. He has a fucking mustache.
Speaker 4: I don't think that it's not grooming in that censor.
Speaker 1: How sad is that? By the way, that's the default.
Speaker 1: That's the default now. I know so many dog groomers.
Speaker 4: Whenever I see the side now, like when I lived
Speaker 4: in Vegas, there's the the fucking animal grooming thing, and
Speaker 4: I'm like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I chuckle, go picking pick in there. They might
Speaker 1: be doing some weird They used to sell fucking at
Speaker 1: a certain rest. Trans used to have the the bin laden.
Speaker 1: It was a dish and then like sammin laden became
Speaker 1: famous and they're like, oh, ship, we can't call it
Speaker 1: bin laden anymore. What it's like, it's like a Mediterranean
Speaker 1: pasta thing delicious. That's funny. I didn't even know about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not real. It's okay. Yeah, see that's what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. For no reason, you can't trust nobody just
Speaker 1: lies to start a conversation. That's crazy. I can't start
Speaker 1: a conversation. I don't lie to you. That's interesting. What
Speaker 1: am I gonna tell you? Like? What was your day? Like? Oh,
Speaker 1: I sat and fucking jerked off and played days X.
Speaker 1: How interesting decent day. Man, it's pretty good. You didn't
Speaker 1: bother anybody, just existed. How crazy with that? How crazy?
Speaker 1: How is my day if it was real what you did? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Actual life?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I guess see why that's like not see,
Speaker 4: this is why it's not a good joke.
Speaker 1: It's because it's too believable.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like, well, there, I don't know what
Speaker 4: bin Laden means, so it could be exactly.
Speaker 1: Have picked up on that, because that's not that's not
Speaker 1: a Mediterranean name at all.
Speaker 4: But it's still like there's so much It's it's like
Speaker 4: there's so much crossover. It's like the Greeks, the Turkish,
Speaker 4: the a lot of in in those regions, eat.
Speaker 3: A lot of those niggas. Man, I don't care. I
Speaker 3: don't care about those places. I don't care about words
Speaker 3: that come for those places. I don't care about I
Speaker 3: don't care places history for those places. I don't care
Speaker 3: about the people. I don't care about.
Speaker 1: All right, why do you live so close to some
Speaker 1: of them? What do you mean our meetings are in
Speaker 1: the same mix. Our Minians are real? Forgot that I
Speaker 1: thought they lived in that fucking Warner Brothers water tower.
Speaker 1: That's I thought they are those Armenians. Is that what
Speaker 1: they look? That's what the show lived at BMW Meians.
Speaker 1: We have a car dealership, you know on hospices. We
Speaker 1: were attractions every day. Neon lights are very cool. We
Speaker 1: are Armyians.
Speaker 4: We crash our our Mercedes Bens all the time because
Speaker 4: we're street racing kids and.
Speaker 1: We're bro I speed all over glenn Oaks and we
Speaker 1: don't care who we hit. Tube death. Since I moved
Speaker 1: the here on glenn Oaks that I said low, things
Speaker 1: are improving act, I guess maybe they're maybe the crack
Speaker 1: used to be. I'm not even exaggerating. Every day I
Speaker 1: would go visit Nick, I would see another mortality, another fatality.
Speaker 1: It was normally like an old woman pushing a shopping
Speaker 1: cart full of insulin.
Speaker 3: Very I'm taking an insolent. I'm sorry, but this is
Speaker 3: this is a waste about leaving here. It is a
Speaker 3: waste I gotta take this is this is a cart.
Speaker 1: Full is hundreds of thousands of dollars. She walked all
Speaker 1: the way from Costco with a cart full of in
Speaker 1: to get some people that from Costco.
Speaker 4: But anyway, so yeah, I guess I'm definitely looking forward
Speaker 4: to if he actually is gonna say an thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he could say necessarily, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: It's just like I'm so used to hearing about like
Speaker 1: this this man sent a picture of his penis to
Speaker 1: a child, or this man you know, ate a baby,
Speaker 1: and so like I hear about this guy lied about
Speaker 1: being an engineer, and so immediately it kind of feels like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's shitty. But I don't know if I care engineers.
Speaker 1: I think I don't care. Personally, I just don't watch
Speaker 1: WOU You would have to care if you were like
Speaker 1: a fan of him. It's just to me, it's just
Speaker 1: the situation is funny because.
Speaker 4: You can always kind of snuff out that from certain
Speaker 4: people who act a little bit to uh to self righteous.
Speaker 1: Well, can I be straight? I genuine like, I think
Speaker 1: something happens in my brain when I see a person
Speaker 1: who uploads every day where it's just hard for me
Speaker 1: to even assume that anything that's being said is is
Speaker 1: true anyway, sure, because like I have never had that
Speaker 1: much to say about anything. Every day, their entire days
Speaker 1: they go by where I haven't. I don't say a word.
Speaker 1: It's not often, but like it happens, like I really
Speaker 1: I realize at like seven pm, Oh my god, I've
Speaker 1: been quiet all day. That makes sense, right, And so
Speaker 1: like for me, I'm thinking, like Jesus Christ, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I could even if I if I if
Speaker 1: my job was to wake up and and by the way,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if Mudhara uploads every day, but
Speaker 1: like he strikes me as like somebody who uploads like
Speaker 1: way too like just so often. It's comic coming from
Speaker 1: me who never uploads. But I think I just couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't wake up every day find something to talk
Speaker 1: about for an extended period of time. I feel like
Speaker 1: anything that I have to say about anything that I
Speaker 1: think and an even day can be said in like
Speaker 1: a minute and a half.
Speaker 4: Maybe I think the most I used to upload at
Speaker 4: my peak was eight times a month.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's I think that was maybe twice
Speaker 1: a week for me. And it was like maybe like fluctuating.
Speaker 1: Sometimes some weeks it would be like three. I think
Speaker 1: some weeks it would be one, but then the next week,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it would be kind
Speaker 1: of fluctuated, but like it was probably like around eight
Speaker 1: a month. Back when I was like really really pushing,
Speaker 1: and I remember even back then I was trying to
Speaker 1: and granted they were more about finding bits than talking
Speaker 1: about something straight faced, right, But like there were days
Speaker 1: where I was just like, I don't got anything for this,
Speaker 1: and I would just like throw it away and just
Speaker 1: wait for something more interesting to happen, right, So that
Speaker 1: to me is just kind of like, yeah, at a
Speaker 1: certain point it was.
Speaker 4: That's why it was okay that I'm not gonna grasp
Speaker 4: that straws like it was.
Speaker 1: Sure. I remember my my specific turning point where there
Speaker 1: was two things that happened when I saw people complaining
Speaker 1: about m K eleven about stuff that I just couldn't
Speaker 1: care about.
Speaker 4: Like Jax used the word woke in its literal sense
Speaker 4: the way it's supposed to be used, right, Jacks one
Speaker 4: of the characters in Mortal Kombat MK Levin, So we
Speaker 4: used it like he because m K eleven is when
Speaker 4: it's the whole time traveling thing that's a final so
Speaker 4: like Jack, So Jackson uses it where he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: he beat Chronicle or whatever and he can change time
Speaker 4: or whatever, and he's just like talking about people getting woke,
Speaker 4: and I'm like he's a black man, he's a black
Speaker 4: gen xer, Like, yeah, he would use that. But I
Speaker 4: heard people call I was like why. I was like,
Speaker 4: why people are grasping at straws? Oh, like people they're
Speaker 4: complaining about something that's something first it was about oh,
Speaker 4: this shouldn't be this way, and it's like, okay, there's
Speaker 4: something that should be and you're still complaining about it.
Speaker 1: Or like it was stuff like that. I'm starting to realize.
Speaker 1: I'm like, these people are just grasping at straws and
Speaker 1: it's not even it's not even good straws. They're gad.
Speaker 1: It's like they're getting the ones that they're getting the
Speaker 1: first generation paper straw paper straws that like biodegrade, like
Speaker 1: before you've even remotely finished, it just fills every work
Speaker 1: and it's already done. That radicalized me. I think, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: like when they pushed that technology out way too early.
Speaker 1: If if if modern paper straws from the logan, if
Speaker 1: modern paper straws were the first paper straws that I used,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I would have a problem of
Speaker 1: using them too latest. Part to say, what do you
Speaker 1: mean if we were kids and I started using that thing.
Speaker 1: It would have been fine by now we would experience
Speaker 1: the same thing at that time. Yeah, but they but
Speaker 1: they wouldn't have had the Internet to golden and complaining
Speaker 1: and bitch about. But everyone wouldn't prinsically know.
Speaker 3: People would still know. But then, like, these are the
Speaker 3: straws that are made of.
Speaker 1: That crosses that I've never seen a more bipartisan universal
Speaker 1: agreement on any like anything than I did with the
Speaker 1: first generation of paper straws really fucking suck. They would become,
Speaker 1: they would become glue. Guy. I'm well, I'm a strong
Speaker 1: guy when I'm eating at a place that's giving me
Speaker 1: like they have like like like I'm not a strong
Speaker 1: guy either, but I would be because it's better for
Speaker 1: your teeth to be a strong guy. But yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man about through solid concrete every day, So
Speaker 1: I mean that teeth already. I don't have teeth. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's just fake. These are my These are my gums. Actually,
Speaker 1: if you had dentures, if you pulled out your teeth
Speaker 1: right now, I think I would actually like cry. I
Speaker 1: think that's like I don't think I could handle something
Speaker 1: like that. That'd be so crazy. Hey, that was a
Speaker 1: really accurate sound. I feel like, yeah, they're not human teeth.
Speaker 1: They're like really big face. It's crazy. That's really crazy.
Speaker 1: I feel like I was, like, I feel like I
Speaker 1: was in my mid twenties when I learned that dentures
Speaker 1: were not a foregone conclusion. What does that mean? Like
Speaker 1: I just assumed that every old person just lost all
Speaker 1: their teeth. Oh really, yeah, Like I just I just
Speaker 1: assumed because I was like, well, it was such a
Speaker 1: stereotype of old people, and then some of the old
Speaker 1: people that I I mean, obviously, if you don't see
Speaker 1: someone taking dentures out, you're not gonna assume they have dentirets.
Speaker 1: But if they're old and you see old people taking
Speaker 1: their dentires out, you just kind of assume, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just haven't seen that person take them take their
Speaker 1: teeth out. Yeah, That's kind of how I thought about it,
Speaker 1: and so like I just thought like, oh, man, that sucks.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna lose all my teeth anyway. It's kind
Speaker 1: of lame that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my grandma didn't have so I never I knew
Speaker 3: she's like, oh, she just has her teeth.
Speaker 1: My grandmother, my grandmother had dentists for sure, well, my
Speaker 1: great aunt. It's the only one that I knew that
Speaker 1: had them.
Speaker 4: And it always think about that because she was she
Speaker 4: had a sweet mustache and beard. She just didn't go
Speaker 4: fuck anymore, damn. And then like oh, she put her
Speaker 4: dentes out, like at a certain point. I remember one
Speaker 4: time breakfast there was just some egg on it, and
Speaker 4: I'm just like, I hate this.
Speaker 1: I was like, I just hate I just hate this.
Speaker 1: It's a piece of scrambled egg on your fuck It's
Speaker 1: it's a a fine it's a scary thing. It's a
Speaker 1: jarring thing to see for the first time, to somebody
Speaker 1: pulled their teeth out. Yea. So I was like, it's
Speaker 1: like that scene in Smiling Friends where the boss takes
Speaker 1: his nose off and there's a cyanide pill underneath it.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like, that's how jarring it is to see,
Speaker 1: like an old person take their teeth out for the
Speaker 1: first time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad that things are better, Like, well, we shouldn't,
Speaker 4: we shouldn't have to deal with that.
Speaker 1: What's the most what's the most ignorant apprehensiveness that you've
Speaker 1: that you held on to for the longest time in
Speaker 1: that sense where it's just like because I was always
Speaker 1: really squeamish about my teeth because like a lot a
Speaker 1: lot of my experiences as a young kid with my
Speaker 1: teeth was, oh, they would fall out because you're a bait.
Speaker 1: You're you know, you're losing your teeth for your adult
Speaker 1: teeth to come in. And I remember the feeling of like,
Speaker 1: you know, moving my teeth and like them being loose
Speaker 1: and like seeing how small they were. And now like
Speaker 1: when I floss, I I always think, like when I floss,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rip all my teeth, though, like I feel
Speaker 1: like that's going to happen. Still, it's crazy. I know
Speaker 1: it's not, yeah, but it feels that way. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I have anything like that, but I don't
Speaker 1: think so. Theated like your knee and then like you
Speaker 1: get kind of squeamish about like people touching your knee
Speaker 1: or on them, because that happens to me too. I guess. No.
Speaker 4: I mean like I'm still I'm like fucked up from
Speaker 4: everything that I still have, Like I still have all
Speaker 4: my injuries and I just I just it just hurts.
Speaker 4: So it isn't even like I'm afraid of re injury
Speaker 4: because it's it's all still injured.
Speaker 1: It just all, it all hurts forever. Yeah, I have to.
Speaker 1: I mean I have to. Uh, it's you know, it
Speaker 1: would be one benefit if I ever.
Speaker 4: Like, say, spend a significant time in Europe or something,
Speaker 4: get citizenship or whatever because of Jojo, and then I
Speaker 4: could maybe see some doctors that will actually try to
Speaker 4: fix me up. And yeah, jumping through the hoops of
Speaker 4: a insurance always trying to deny you to They're always, oh,
Speaker 4: just do physical therapy. I'm like, oh, how's a physical
Speaker 4: therapy kind of fix my torn ligament? You know, Like
Speaker 4: it's like it's it needs to be paired first, and
Speaker 4: then once it's healed, I can do physical therapy.
Speaker 1: It's just like that. Yeah, like I've dealt with insurance
Speaker 1: in that way. Insurance is such a dude. It's really sad.
Speaker 1: It's so insane. It's insane. How much my dentist visit
Speaker 1: was they just don't have dental and h I don't care. Oh,
Speaker 1: and it was like it was expensive. But then I
Speaker 1: looked at the bath. I was just like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is perfectly fine. This is what I This is less
Speaker 1: than I would have spent up until this point. Anyway,
Speaker 1: if I had been paying for insurance this whole time,
Speaker 1: Oh the fuck is this? I know what you mean?
Speaker 1: What are we doing here? Yeah, it's it's I guess
Speaker 1: we're privileged, though we are doing fairly well compared to
Speaker 1: like I would imagine, like if you work at like McDonald's,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you have that luxury.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tragic, it's really tragic. Yeah, I pay for
Speaker 3: all the insurance bullshit, I used to have it.
Speaker 1: What's your what's your insurance plant? How expensive? Uh? Like
Speaker 1: what a month I'll be playing for your insurance?
Speaker 3: Like two to seventy to eighty something. That's still pretty cheap. Honestly,
Speaker 3: it's not, man, I mean relative relative.
Speaker 1: It's cheap in America with the given the context that
Speaker 1: we live in. It's a ripoff. Objectively it is. Let's
Speaker 1: put it this way. My dental cleaning was like I
Speaker 1: think four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I pay for that's my health. That's just my
Speaker 3: health assurance. The fact that health and dinner are different
Speaker 3: thing is crazy too and an optic. And then my
Speaker 3: insurance is also they're all different.
Speaker 1: Skin and dermatology everything, well those are all I mean,
Speaker 1: you're you can so if you if you pay for
Speaker 1: premium private insurance at rates that are closer to his,
Speaker 1: you could probably just bypass. Uh, Like say, if you
Speaker 1: have a good uh what is it? Is it? P
Speaker 1: P P po PP?
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you have a PP, you can usually I
Speaker 4: think you can just bypass be like Okay, I need
Speaker 4: to see a specialist, and you don't have to wait
Speaker 4: for insurance all that bullshit, just go Yeah, but it's
Speaker 4: still most people don't have upwards of three hundred dollars
Speaker 4: a month. They just just to give to them because
Speaker 4: you're not frequently not getting hurt all the time.
Speaker 1: But like, dude, I fucked up my back. I thought
Speaker 1: it was gonna have to get surgery. It's about a
Speaker 1: while to get surgery. I remember being so excited for
Speaker 1: that because I was like, I can't wait for him
Speaker 1: to be like just just bedterdd and and stupid, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna like we're gonna send clowns into his room
Speaker 1: and he can't run away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot about it. I would lose my mind.
Speaker 3: I would end up hurting one of those clowns for
Speaker 3: no reason. If there's no fun, that's just sad, because
Speaker 3: I'm gonna hurt a clown that doesn't need to be
Speaker 3: hurt you. I would get so he would do it.
Speaker 1: He would rebreak, he would stand up and get get shorter,
Speaker 1: but his legs wouldn't move, his spine just collapsing on itself.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, but I did that ship so I had
Speaker 3: to do that and freaking I was like, Oh, this
Speaker 3: is gonna suck really really badly.
Speaker 1: But then that's why I started sucking. For like nine months.
Speaker 3: I just went crazy on working on only my lower
Speaker 3: back and bullshit.
Speaker 1: Doing like the fuckings I hate.
Speaker 3: I hate lower I hate like lower back stretches and
Speaker 3: workouts because they look and feel so silly. They feel
Speaker 3: so dumb.
Speaker 1: Stretching in general feels silly, but they're so good for you,
Speaker 1: like they literally it literally helps you age better. But
Speaker 1: they look so silly doing a hundred touches on each side,
Speaker 1: look so dumb at least, like why are you worry
Speaker 1: with your knees up? Not? You know? Think about it
Speaker 1: is that you look like a sim when you do it.
Speaker 1: You look like because you're you're doing a routine that
Speaker 1: looks like predetermined and animated for like ANX, like if
Speaker 1: you did a time lapse off you stretching. No, it
Speaker 1: would look ridiculous, it would look like a sim.
Speaker 4: I never really thought about. This is like probably the
Speaker 4: second time I've heard this, and but I think it's
Speaker 4: much more prevalent than I realized that people are worried
Speaker 4: about how they look when they're exercising. Yeah, I just
Speaker 4: I never it never because me growing up and being
Speaker 4: in sports and then being in the weight in the
Speaker 4: trading room and all that ship it never crossed from
Speaker 4: we just do it like you just do it and
Speaker 4: then but then there's like a commerce commercial gym mentality
Speaker 4: that I just didn't experience until later on in life
Speaker 4: that people are like, I don't even working out with
Speaker 4: Jojo sometimes, like when I was telling her to do
Speaker 4: some fucking donkey kings, to work out your donkey kings,
Speaker 4: to work out your glutes.
Speaker 1: It's just like I don't want to look stupid. And
Speaker 1: I was like, oh I didn't. I'm like, what do
Speaker 1: you My brain's like, what do you mean, sid, It's.
Speaker 4: Not you're not doing We're not working out to look cool.
Speaker 4: I didn't the clubs that did not. I didn't get
Speaker 4: it until recently that people felt I think I think
Speaker 4: I think it looks silly. Even when I did it
Speaker 4: was sports, I just didn't think of it that way,
Speaker 4: like doing like freaking.
Speaker 1: Out a bench and you're asssituted all the way out,
Speaker 1: You're I just I just like you're working where you're
Speaker 1: you're just working out, Like I, this is me. You
Speaker 1: have the healthy mindset. That's what people are supposed to feel.
Speaker 4: Right, But I don't know what it looks more about
Speaker 4: the people being self conscious about how they look at
Speaker 4: while they're exercise, because I felt like even in a
Speaker 4: commercial gym, you're supposed to feel everyone's here to just
Speaker 4: work out.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be worried about.
Speaker 4: But then I think social media did also ruin it,
Speaker 4: because I see when there's always videos.
Speaker 1: Of people at the gym that they don't know the
Speaker 1: ring recorded and.
Speaker 4: They're doing like, look, if you're doing something over the top, okay,
Speaker 4: you're gonna get filmed.
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 4: Even one time when this guy's like I think he
Speaker 4: was working out his core on an AB machine but
Speaker 4: not using the machine and he was just essentially fucking
Speaker 4: the ground. I filmed him because I'm like, why are
Speaker 4: you having sex with the ground?
Speaker 1: Like I didn't. It's not there's a actual fucking machine
Speaker 1: for that. Yeah, and then he's like on the ground
Speaker 1: balancing on it and he's fucking the ground. I'm like
Speaker 1: what I think, I think, but like barring shit, like
Speaker 1: I think, particularly like stretches look a little sillier. I
Speaker 1: think lifting weights is lifting weights. I think, I don't.
Speaker 4: I guess, like I don't know, like I'm under look,
Speaker 4: I'm not being ignorant to meet like I said, discovering that, Oh,
Speaker 4: I can see how that may look silly because it
Speaker 4: is a silly movement, like it's something that a human
Speaker 4: doesn't normally do in their average daily life or whatever.
Speaker 4: But you since you need to do that, and these
Speaker 4: are the perfect spaces for it. I just thought that,
Speaker 4: like no one's I couldn't give a fuck if some
Speaker 4: fat chick in her guts spilling out while she's trying
Speaker 4: to like touch your toes because I'm like, she's just she's.
Speaker 1: Working, you know what i mean.
Speaker 4: Sure, So that was that's me though, just thinking that, like, yeah, I've.
Speaker 1: Never given a fuck about anyone else outwardly give me
Speaker 1: the gym. I think that's crazy, Like when I'm at
Speaker 1: the gym, I could I it's sociopathic almost like I
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about anybody else while I'm there,
Speaker 1: I have my music again, unless someone's getting hurt and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I should probably help this person. But
Speaker 1: then it depends on how bad they're getting hurt. Like
Speaker 1: if it's like if I see that, if I see
Speaker 1: if someone's somebody benching and like I noticed bone in
Speaker 1: their like the the oh my god. So I am
Speaker 1: the degree by which I am so thoroughly not getting
Speaker 1: involved in that helping. I'm helping if their bones are
Speaker 1: coming out of their chant. No, like if if they're dead.
Speaker 1: If someone's benching, you know, if someone's benching right and
Speaker 1: they're trying to hold the bar back and the bar
Speaker 1: you see the bar pushing further into them, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I should probably help you out. Sure, Like I'm I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm doing like fucking I'm doing like fucking kettlebell swings,
Speaker 1: and I'm literally taking the fucking forest from the kettlebell,
Speaker 1: going to my lap and then literally thrusting back out
Speaker 1: that ship. Looks funny, you know, while I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: doing like a freaking hinge. I get. I get the
Speaker 1: look of it, you know, because i'd laughed at myself.
Speaker 1: Like if I was taken out and I was viewing myself,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, you're sticking that air down right now,
Speaker 1: you know, I get I get it if if in
Speaker 1: a vacuum and it didn't to me, it didn't have
Speaker 1: to do with you exercising, if you're just doing these movements,
Speaker 1: Like like if if homeless person was doing those movements
Speaker 1: by a bus stop, I'd be like, what the fuck?
Speaker 4: You know, I'd be kind of like, I'd be like,
Speaker 4: kind of weird if the homeless person was actually exercising,
Speaker 4: my brain would shift. It just shifts because it just
Speaker 4: gets in that mode of like it gets in also
Speaker 4: in the mode of like I want to encourage, I
Speaker 4: want to also just be like fuck yeah, I kill it,
Speaker 4: like it's.
Speaker 3: More of a thing because it's That's what's weird with
Speaker 3: hard general like Jim Culture and John. I've never had
Speaker 3: a bad experience at a gym ever in my life ever.
Speaker 1: I mean that's never one time. Lucky. I feel like
Speaker 1: I've had a bad experience. I was playing basketball gym
Speaker 1: before plenty of times basketball.
Speaker 3: Different people people are Jim, you're you're, you're you know,
Speaker 3: you're you're doing.
Speaker 1: Too much already. But the terrible people.
Speaker 3: But like I've I've never had a bad experience. I
Speaker 3: go there, I work out, and no one's been roots
Speaker 3: to me. Right, I'm not a woman.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever had a bad experience either,
Speaker 1: to be I think the closest thing is just Jim etiquette.
Speaker 4: There's some people little growth hog machines that not wiping
Speaker 4: down machines annoys me. Yeah, and then the biggest thing
Speaker 4: is hogging the machines where I'll see a motherfucker like I.
Speaker 4: The way that we used to work out back in
Speaker 4: the day was we would rotate, so your your cool
Speaker 4: down period with somebody else's set.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, so it was still it goes right.
Speaker 4: But the way that a lot of people will be
Speaker 4: if they're working on independently, there's no rotation, so they'll
Speaker 4: sit there way too long on a cool down period.
Speaker 1: They'll pull out their phone and not just check it
Speaker 1: real quick.
Speaker 4: Cause sometimes I even change my video or change my
Speaker 4: music or whatever real fast, and then like my cool
Speaker 4: down was like a good fifteen twenty seconds, and then
Speaker 4: I'll go again, like as if somebody just finished their set,
Speaker 4: So like, oh, I just did my reps. I did
Speaker 4: not finish their set, but they DIDs finished their reps
Speaker 4: right for me. So it's just like I try to
Speaker 4: do my sets, usually three or four sets, however many
Speaker 4: it is to get to the next machine. And sometimes
Speaker 4: I'll hit like three different machines and one person's on
Speaker 4: the same machine that I've been waiting for, and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 4: come on.
Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, it happens sometimes.
Speaker 3: Cause like for me whenever when I when I do
Speaker 3: work out, when I do work out the gym, because
Speaker 3: I try I try to work out at home for
Speaker 3: the most part. Now, okay, but I usually work out.
Speaker 3: I try to do the gym because the gym is
Speaker 3: more stuff. Obviously, it's more stuff, more controlled environment, so
Speaker 3: it's easier for you to not hurt yourself clearly. But
Speaker 3: like whenever, I'm always like someone comes to cawonities the machine,
Speaker 3: like if I'm using the bench right and like camality
Speaker 3: is the bench, It's all right, cool, spot mind spotted
Speaker 3: me for this last set real quick, get the set
Speaker 3: done and I'm off of it. Always even if I'm
Speaker 3: like I have one more set left, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't need to do this right now. I can
Speaker 3: do that set in a little bit, you know, I
Speaker 3: can go over to the cables, or I can do
Speaker 3: simple and stuff like I don't know, that's the nature
Speaker 3: of how you do it. But I've never seen it
Speaker 3: be bad, Like I've never been like, oh, especially when
Speaker 3: you go to like like Bous Unfortunately, Joe like he
Speaker 3: body builds so that motherfucker we're going to gold and
Speaker 3: shit like that. Yeah, and so it's intimiating because you
Speaker 3: going and everyone looks like they're fucking juiced to high heaven.
Speaker 1: They're the nice wherever met, literally, like so sweet. They
Speaker 1: it seems like they shouldn't.
Speaker 4: Be, but they've my experience has always been they've always
Speaker 4: been the nicest by far than the average person that
Speaker 4: goes to like Planet Fitness or whatever.
Speaker 1: So there's there to help, like, oh, you need to
Speaker 1: help with that idea. I'll show you this. This will
Speaker 1: help out you really, And I'm like you, you're so
Speaker 1: kind because that's their They're they're terrible outside.
Speaker 4: Likely likely rabid dogs. Like as soon as they stepped
Speaker 4: one foot out of the gym, they're they're signified and
Speaker 4: purified the other.
Speaker 1: Screaming the bottom immediately. All right, well, we want questions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do that.
Speaker 3: Wait, Derek, you played qutes. Are you played one and
Speaker 3: two or you only played one?
Speaker 1: I didn't finish two. I played one. You know how,
Speaker 1: I didn't know this, Like when when you get all
Speaker 1: the way good, you look up, but then when you
Speaker 1: go all the way back, your characters looking down. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that at all at all. They get like
Speaker 1: the red or and they're looking down. I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: because I'm evil now in my current play of course
Speaker 1: or two, I tried not to be. I don't know
Speaker 1: how I got so evil.
Speaker 3: I think it's just I don't wait that mean, I
Speaker 3: don't know. I just decisions I were making, Like I thought,
Speaker 3: people shut the fuck up, or I'll kill you. I
Speaker 3: fight people immediately.
Speaker 1: Then. I don't know how I got there. I don't
Speaker 1: know how you got there. Even though you made all
Speaker 1: the decisions, I don't know. They seemed like they seem
Speaker 1: like rational decisions. Irrationally getting four slighting as my first
Speaker 1: ability seemed like a rat idea. Man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Everybody's mad at me. Now I got to redeem yourself
Speaker 1: from now. I can't too late. I'm I'm literally at
Speaker 1: the end of the game. I cannot redeem myself. Maybe
Speaker 1: you can find a trainer that will just put your ship.
Speaker 1: You are all the way, good man. It's too late.
Speaker 1: I know why I am now, it's too late. Fair enough.
Speaker 3: Even the Mandalorians like my nigga chill chill out, bro,
Speaker 3: you're wallet.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, petro Besal, I have anxiety, mass anxiety. Let
Speaker 1: me anxiety.
Speaker 3: Let me let me unless let's go have sex again
Speaker 3: six again.
Speaker 1: I have anxiety. Stars at David's. I mean they don't.
Speaker 1: I guess that's the pentagram that one something. I don't
Speaker 1: know what that one is. Let me is that not
Speaker 1: the same thing? Let me try? Are you sure? Candace Owen,
Speaker 1: Candace Owen more like Candace bitch, just go away? Old France.
Speaker 1: So much fucking money and dumb rita? Is that really happening?
Speaker 1: Is it's really?
Speaker 3: It's like official, I don't know what what did you
Speaker 3: don't progressed any further, but she is she?
Speaker 1: Well we know we know that. Yeah, magic will be fucked.
Speaker 1: We'll see hopefully that'll be nice. Hello to my favorite
Speaker 1: diversity quota. Do y'all do anything in the real world
Speaker 1: to immerse yourself more into the games? You play. For example,
Speaker 1: when I play Eldest Rolls games, how did you get out?
Speaker 1: What happened my arm? Oh? I don't have tiny arms.
Speaker 3: I didn't see your arm. I was like, what happened?
Speaker 1: You moved arms in a frame? Yeah? I just I
Speaker 1: stretched and scared myself. We're getting scared a lot on
Speaker 1: this show, and you're scaring us as Yeah, yeah, right right,
Speaker 1: sorry Jain Lightning fear. Uh. For example, when I play
Speaker 1: the Oldest Rolls games, I read the dialogue options, I
Speaker 1: choose out loud and only take a sip from my
Speaker 1: beer when the character is able to drink a beer.
Speaker 1: And that's fucking fun. That's cool. Like I like that.
Speaker 1: I've done this a couple of times. I can't it's
Speaker 1: probably like maybe, like genuinely maybe like three percent of
Speaker 1: the time that I've ever played games like that where
Speaker 1: I've done that. Why, I do it as a little exercise,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of fun sometimes to do it, but
Speaker 1: like most of the time, I'm I want to do
Speaker 1: as a little work as possible. If I'm playing a
Speaker 1: video game, trying to relax, so I'm not necessarily trying
Speaker 1: to get into character. But I don't know if I
Speaker 1: really do want it. Like there's like some games that it,
Speaker 1: like hell Blade. When I first played hell Blade, I
Speaker 1: made sure to like kind of like because that was
Speaker 1: a whole like that entire game is all about like
Speaker 1: sensory stuff, so like you had to wear headphones and
Speaker 1: shit and like fucked with you. So like I made
Speaker 1: sure to play that game in the dark. Same thing
Speaker 1: with the like Silent Hill or something like that, Like
Speaker 1: a scary game you play in the dark, it would
Speaker 1: be insane. Like playing Silent Hill at like four PM
Speaker 1: with like sunlight screaming into the room feels weird, not
Speaker 1: only because it's just like not atmospherically, but like I
Speaker 1: can't imagine, Like that game is so dark that I
Speaker 1: can't imagine. The glare off of the TV helps either,
Speaker 1: So like certain things like that, But generally, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm the game is supposed to do the
Speaker 1: immersing for me, right, you know, I'm generally if I
Speaker 1: have to, if I have to do work, it means
Speaker 1: it's not doing a great job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't say I've ever done anything like that
Speaker 4: unless uh, I'm just going to the arcade that has
Speaker 4: the machines that do all the work. For me, like
Speaker 4: a House of the Dead Scarlet Dawn.
Speaker 1: Sure going there.
Speaker 4: Then it has like the fucking shaky stuff and the
Speaker 4: fucking speakers all over the place.
Speaker 1: I want to buy that machine. I love how primitive
Speaker 1: that stuff feels, because it really I get what they're
Speaker 1: trying to do, but it really just kind of feels
Speaker 1: like you're in a big, shaking piece of shit. Yeah
Speaker 1: it's it's it's horrible, but it's charming. It is charming. Yes,
Speaker 1: so I want one that matters the most of the charm. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get one. Though. The Scarlet Don is like
Speaker 1: four thousand dollars. One of these days you should only
Speaker 1: play it at one am.
Speaker 3: I want a little I want to mean a little
Speaker 3: bit really late to make her play residue before and
Speaker 3: like have people knock on the windows.
Speaker 1: She's like, go and make noise speak Spanish outside, dude,
Speaker 1: Oh no two then too sorry not for to understand
Speaker 1: too much that was going on. I want to I
Speaker 1: want to do too. So she's terrified. She's fucking mortified.
Speaker 1: I think that's the only shared residuel game somewhat call
Speaker 1: the call cops to like so like like like have
Speaker 1: him have the RPD stuff and the catch up on
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, she shoots Mavis immediately she gets the guns,
Speaker 1: blows maybe head off. He's dead already. She probably would,
Speaker 1: she's probably gonna. I guess you can't do it. There's
Speaker 1: no friendly fire in that game.
Speaker 3: No, Unfortunately, you gotta wait till you gotta wait until
Speaker 3: well after he changes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, here's a good one shows over. Sweeney
Speaker 1: spoiled the Patreon password, wrote in imagine, I mean insane.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because we don't even know it. I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my computer knows it. I don't know. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: thinking about that, like, probably fixed that soon. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a big My computer knows it, and that's it. I
Speaker 1: can get it from my computer tech. But never sign in.
Speaker 1: It never signs you out like Spreaker signs you out
Speaker 1: like all the time. And I don't know why.
Speaker 3: And I think it's because whenever you sign in, it's signed,
Speaker 3: Like if I signed in to look at something. Do
Speaker 3: you sign in a Spreaker only only when we're about
Speaker 3: to get paid?
Speaker 1: I always what I always maybe that I always get
Speaker 1: signed out of ex videos premium. That's a problem. I
Speaker 1: feel like that's time to sign back. In man, I'm
Speaker 1: fucking horny now? Is that even real? I don't know
Speaker 1: they all have a paid thing. If they do, they
Speaker 1: well I can't imagine if you're going to be paying
Speaker 1: for porn subscription that it would that would ever be
Speaker 1: ex videos. I feel like it's such a that's such
Speaker 1: a chronicle videos have a let's let's let's find out
Speaker 1: the library of xandara of porn. It's like, what are
Speaker 1: you doing there? Dude? It is like weirdly, it's like,
Speaker 1: what do you do so much porn here?
Speaker 4: Like I imagine by default they probably have one now
Speaker 4: because they're probably like, oh, we're we're just missing out
Speaker 4: on money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is, you're leaving money on the table.
Speaker 3: Do you think what you think has the most porn?
Speaker 3: You think porn hub has the most port in it?
Speaker 3: I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 1: Way, because I feel like it's I feel like pornhub
Speaker 1: is probably like the most regulated one, so probably not.
Speaker 1: I don't imagine that. It's probably one of the other ones. Anyway.
Speaker 4: If I if I select gay, you'll get gay porn,
Speaker 4: is it? But does it know I'm a man and
Speaker 4: who's gonna show me men? Or is it just gonna
Speaker 4: show me all women.
Speaker 1: It just assumes you're a man. Yeah, because men, because
Speaker 1: you're on a porne. Yeah, that's okay. Women jerk off
Speaker 1: to like books.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they unds, which is which is, by the way,
Speaker 3: I think, way crazy.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's interesting. I think it's I think technically
Speaker 1: it is technically great. It is technically more gooner ship
Speaker 1: because you're trying It's almost like you're trying to take
Speaker 1: something like porn is what porn is. It's not trying
Speaker 1: to pretend to be anything else. Yeah, but like, well no,
Speaker 1: it does sometimes that I know, not really like but
Speaker 1: like when you're reading something and you're like, ah, this
Speaker 1: isn't pornographic enough, you've kind of lost it. I think
Speaker 1: you're kind of gone. Really, I don't think I honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't think women get enough ship them for being
Speaker 1: gooners enough, and I don't think they can get condemned
Speaker 1: for being losers enough. Sure, there's a lot of losers. Like,
Speaker 1: if there's many women that I know who like if
Speaker 1: they were men, they would be complete fucking.
Speaker 3: Losing all of our female friends pretty much if they
Speaker 3: were men.
Speaker 1: Maybe not all of them, but say everyone, but a
Speaker 1: lot of them. I'll be like, yo, if you were
Speaker 1: a dude, you're a loser. You're scary. I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to live with myself if I was you. That's crazy, man.
Speaker 4: A lot of them got the privilege to be losers
Speaker 4: because somebody will take care of them.
Speaker 1: That's true. I don't big facts, but I think they
Speaker 1: should know that. Like I think I think they get
Speaker 1: away with not knowing that. I'm not saying you should
Speaker 1: be pushed down the stairs by an abusive extra anything,
Speaker 1: but like you should definitely be right every at least
Speaker 1: once a year. I think it would be wove women
Speaker 1: to be reminded if they are losers that that that
Speaker 1: it's that. It's the problem is. It took me a
Speaker 1: while to fight, like they're doing a horrible job advertising.
Speaker 1: Oh is it real? They have? It's premium, so I
Speaker 1: couldn't find anything on the drop down tab, but it's
Speaker 1: not showing anything.
Speaker 4: It's like there was nothing there. I was like, weird,
Speaker 4: shouldn't it be advertised. Finally, when I went.
Speaker 1: To the little user thing like you want to log in?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so now it's like login joined for
Speaker 1: free premium and I'm like that was too difficult to find, wow,
Speaker 1: because I would never find it, because that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: What can they possibly offer you.
Speaker 4: I imagine it's probably like, because I know porn Hub
Speaker 4: they for like super high resk um four K, so
Speaker 4: I imagine.
Speaker 1: Probably let's se let's seehigh rest is discussing no ads
Speaker 1: obviously obviously of course the classic, the classic, the classic
Speaker 1: one bro I got.
Speaker 4: I went on a there was uh, you know how
Speaker 4: like everyone, so I put nude mods on the on
Speaker 4: the game while I'm playing whatever. There's a website dedicated
Speaker 4: to it, and I don't remember what it's called, but
Speaker 4: like if you go on that website, it just shows up,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, yo jojo jokes up.
Speaker 1: They're advertising buddest bit. She likes me.
Speaker 4: Anyway, she gets gousele content no ads four K and
Speaker 4: whoa does I mean plus eight hundred new videos?
Speaker 1: Damn eight that's on the low and I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: way more than that. Well, look whatever on you and
Speaker 1: you're just fucking lying there, just letting it happen. This
Speaker 1: is so anyway, we never even got to these guys,
Speaker 1: right right, go ahead, says hey, guys. Since the topic
Speaker 1: of the US supporting Israel has come up a lot lately.
Speaker 1: I've been wondering about other things that I typically would
Speaker 1: buy Slash support, but can wholeheartedly with the knowledge that
Speaker 1: they do Hanus Ship. For example, Spotify providing nearly limitless
Speaker 1: music for dirt cheap, but the CEO uses the money
Speaker 1: to fund AI weapons development. Or how the snark tank
Speaker 1: provides great content multiple times a week, but Sweeney buys
Speaker 1: ga as magic cards with your money. I think those
Speaker 1: are pretty equivalent. That is interesting. Supporting the trash company
Speaker 1: who wizards Wizards fucking sucks man thought people like to
Speaker 1: Wizards in their cars. They have hated them for a
Speaker 1: long time. The Wizards like it's it's they've they've tried
Speaker 1: to monetize. They've gotten too like worried about monetizing ship.
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate. It's like every company, but just see it.
Speaker 1: They just eventually started sucking a lot of at.
Speaker 4: A certain point, maximizing profits is the name of the game,
Speaker 4: and you're gonna have a shitty company that owns your
Speaker 4: favorite thing.
Speaker 3: And the problem, the big problem is that they own
Speaker 3: D and D, a game that is about community and
Speaker 3: like sharing ship with each other, and it's like, this
Speaker 3: really sucks that O g L.
Speaker 1: Shit was insane and they did that and shame yep, shame, shame,
Speaker 1: what a shame. I don't buy I don't buy it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been thinking. I've been thinking about Spotify too. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I was like, let me finish it. Anyways,
Speaker 1: my question is this, what things do you want to
Speaker 1: purchase last support? But they have some unfortunate caveat that
Speaker 1: is beyond your control. We can get to that point
Speaker 1: after whatever it is you were gonna say Spotify. I've
Speaker 1: been thinking about Spotify two. It is unfortunate. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I am fucking deeply entrenched into Spotify. Unfortunately. My only
Speaker 1: issue is, uh the music I upload.
Speaker 4: That's the only thing that I've If if I was
Speaker 4: just a consumer of music, I'd probably just go over
Speaker 4: to Apple because Apple also has lossless uh audio, which
Speaker 4: it just sounds better on because uh Apple phones don't
Speaker 4: have a l DAK Bluetooth, So if you're using Bluetooth
Speaker 4: that already you know you're you're not getting the best quality.
Speaker 1: And the lossless audio on Apple is a step above.
Speaker 4: Using Tide was the best thing though you can do that,
Speaker 4: it's just a purely lostless audio. So I was just like,
Speaker 4: there's things that you can do, but spot it's more
Speaker 4: of my it's just my fucking my catalogs on there.
Speaker 4: And you have some of these artists that are leaving Spotify,
Speaker 4: but they have the fucking proviage to do it because
Speaker 4: they can still make a decent amount of money through
Speaker 4: other streaming platforms. And I don't make I think, dude,
Speaker 4: my entire So I've had music up on on Spotify
Speaker 4: for what five years now, and I think I've made like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, fifteen hundred bucks, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I've made a couple not not over ten grand or anything,
Speaker 1: but I've made a couple of thousands. I think over
Speaker 1: the years. I think you I think you probably. I
Speaker 1: think I think maybe four, maybe four or five over
Speaker 1: over my entire So it's not like it's enough to
Speaker 1: be like yeah, it's it's all passive. I think I
Speaker 1: checked recently because that I just got like an email
Speaker 1: from like Paaneer or something, because they were like, oh
Speaker 1: you should, We're changing a bunch of shit. It's like,
Speaker 1: oh shit, and saw I had like five hundred bucks
Speaker 1: in there from like spotfy stuff, and I was like,
Speaker 1: Oh cool, I think I might buy one of those
Speaker 1: fucking Minimax the uh oh with the with the little
Speaker 1: the mini the mini Mac computers or whatever. Uh huh
Speaker 1: with the m F chip with the little uh with
Speaker 1: the payout with the way yeah, oh yeah, with the payout.
Speaker 1: Maybe because I was just like, oh, that's extra money
Speaker 1: I didn't know I had. Also, I want to mix
Speaker 1: music and I kind of hate doing it on PC honestly, really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I don't there's something about like it it
Speaker 1: chugs on my hardware and it shouldn't. It makes no
Speaker 1: sense that it does. I don't have any issues, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I believe you. Just I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: is wrong with my ship, but it's like it's it
Speaker 1: does not feel good at all. Is where as long
Speaker 1: as you have a fucking good processor there should be
Speaker 1: zero problems. Yeah, like you probably have a nine nine
Speaker 1: I'm assuming, right, I don't have a process. Well, I
Speaker 1: just kind of think about I just run it through
Speaker 1: my brain motherboard, just just mash your head into it. No, honestly,
Speaker 1: what what is the what is the uh?
Speaker 4: What's the the The Apple daw specifically pro tools is
Speaker 4: probably the the go to logic Logic I think is
Speaker 4: one that I know that was one that uh.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Jonathan Young was like, oh, get logic and it has
Speaker 4: like a bunch of fucking dope shit in the package together.
Speaker 4: But to me, it's like like, I so I use
Speaker 4: Reaper because it's technicals quote unquote free.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the free trial, the free trial for Reaper is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I've been using that free trial for years. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I always clicked. I'm still evaluating.
Speaker 4: It's still evaluating because like, you can't I can't edit
Speaker 4: a podcast in it because it's the length right, So
Speaker 4: it basically I think under ten minutes you can you
Speaker 4: have access to everything and as long as it's think
Speaker 4: it's under ten minutes or something like that. And so
Speaker 4: I'm like, that's too good of a free trial. So
Speaker 4: if you're making music, it's literally free, and like, hey guys,
Speaker 4: it's reasonable.
Speaker 1: It's sixty bucks. It's sixty dollars for the doll.
Speaker 4: It is very reasonable. But I'm like, you're giving it
Speaker 4: to me for free, though, so it's hard for me
Speaker 4: to give. I feel like something like I know it.
Speaker 4: One day they're gonna finally fix it. People to be
Speaker 4: out there.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I will buy it once it right, once
Speaker 1: it runs out, I have no problem. I will buy it.
Speaker 4: And the thing is, I know there's gonna be a
Speaker 4: lot of people that are gonna bitch, but this is
Speaker 4: an outrage.
Speaker 1: I'm like, guys, shut up. We've been using this thing
Speaker 1: for years. They let you do it, so clearly they do.
Speaker 1: I bet this is the strategy though, Like, because programs
Speaker 1: are kind of you know, if you get deeply entrenched
Speaker 1: in a program, it's hard to leave it. It's hard
Speaker 1: to like, even if you're familiar with like the general
Speaker 1: layup of certain things, you just kind of know your
Speaker 1: way around certain things. You know, the shortcuts you're you
Speaker 1: go into a workflow, absolutely you know it. That's me
Speaker 1: with Premiere, Like it's hard for me to cut away
Speaker 1: from Adobe because I am I am so good with
Speaker 1: Premiere right at this point where it's just like I've
Speaker 1: used final cut and like, yeah, I sure like I can,
Speaker 1: but like it's it's not it's not worth it to me,
Speaker 1: I do. And so that's what I think. That's the strategy.
Speaker 1: They're like, hey, look, we're gonna give you an insane
Speaker 1: free trial here and to the extent that you're going
Speaker 1: to buy this anyway, Like, no layman is going to
Speaker 1: buy this. No, no, somebody is Somebody who doesn't care
Speaker 1: about music is not going to buy this. So you
Speaker 1: might as well get this into the hands of a
Speaker 1: bunch of people who maybe don't or maybe do, and
Speaker 1: then get them more into it, and then by the
Speaker 1: time they're proficient with it, they have no problem buying
Speaker 1: it because they've spent a lot of time with it
Speaker 1: for free. It's kind of the same idea of like
Speaker 1: micro transactions with some games, where it's just like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been playing this game for like five straight years,
Speaker 1: hundreds of hours. I've never bought a skin. I got
Speaker 1: no problem buying a skin. I got my value out
Speaker 1: of it. I guess game. Yeah, but you buy four
Speaker 1: hundred dollars worth of skins every day. I keep telling
Speaker 1: you not to do it.
Speaker 3: But that's madness.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's why you don't have money like that anymore.
Speaker 1: Exactly you would you would if you just did it,
Speaker 1: do dumbed it like that. But yeah, right now, But
Speaker 1: I was looking I was looking at the like those
Speaker 1: min like for some reason, like some video came up
Speaker 1: about the Mini Max or some producer was sta like
Speaker 1: I met with like some music people, like I think
Speaker 1: a month ago, and he was like, yeah, I got
Speaker 1: this thing and it's like really fucking useful and it's
Speaker 1: really good for mixing. It doesn't like photographed, it's like,
Speaker 1: oh cool. And I was looking at the price of it.
Speaker 1: It's like four hundred bucks for like an entire Mac computer,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's kind of nuts. The pill
Speaker 1: for Christmas, Well, you need like a monitor and like
Speaker 1: a little setup, but it's I do kind of miss
Speaker 1: the workflow of Mac for for that kind of thing,
Speaker 1: for that kind of thing I want to miss.
Speaker 4: I mean I've I've never to me, I've just the
Speaker 4: reason I've just I'm like too expensive. But four hundred
Speaker 4: dollars is reasonable good.
Speaker 1: That was always my I'm like maybe four ninety nine,
Speaker 1: but like for an app, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: for like a fucking Mac computer, that's nuts exactly. That's
Speaker 1: that's why used to cost before. Well they still there,
Speaker 1: they are still that much about it. It's just like
Speaker 1: this is like an a an abnormal kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And the idea is like they get you in the
Speaker 1: low end, then you and then you see the options
Speaker 1: that you have. It's like, oh, well, I'm already kind
Speaker 1: of spending a couple hundred bucks, I might as well
Speaker 1: get the two hundred dollars you know too terribied expansion
Speaker 1: and oh no, man, eight hundred, I might as well
Speaker 1: go to a thousand. They're really good at doing that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Apple's the king of that.
Speaker 3: Not for me, because I still have I have a
Speaker 3: fucking four year old phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, phones are kind of like they've lost a
Speaker 1: lot of the light. Like I don't I don't upgrade
Speaker 1: my phone now until like it starts slowing down to
Speaker 1: the point of on usability. Yeah. Yeah, this might be
Speaker 1: my final This might be my final iPhone. Other phones
Speaker 1: are just so caught up now that I feel like
Speaker 1: I finally have like real.
Speaker 4: Options that could really compete with it, because I really
Speaker 4: love the the you know, They've always been really great
Speaker 4: at at video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it was to the point where people didn't know.
Speaker 4: Like when my YouTube career first started, I was I
Speaker 4: was filming on a five S and people were like, oh,
Speaker 4: what kind of camera do you use? And I tell them, like,
Speaker 4: your quality is great. I'm like, it's all about lighting,
Speaker 4: Like it's if you have a decent camera. You just
Speaker 4: gotta you know, you just got a position of lighting
Speaker 4: in a well in a way that makes people think
Speaker 4: that It took a while, Like it took a while
Speaker 4: for me to finally upgrade to a DSLR because it
Speaker 4: was doing the job until I wanted to, you know, I.
Speaker 1: Had a JVC cam quarter it sucked. That was the
Speaker 1: first thing I out with my YouTube money. I was like,
Speaker 1: I need a camera that isn't gonna suck so hard,
Speaker 1: and it was worth it. I had the camera for
Speaker 1: a long time. I still I'm still am using the
Speaker 1: second camera that I got, like in twenty seventeen or
Speaker 1: some shit, mine finally died, the Nikon D. I almost
Speaker 1: bought another one. It was a definitly five hundred. I
Speaker 1: loved it.
Speaker 4: It's the it's the best, I don't know, just default.
Speaker 4: It's the color is fantastic. Yeah, people are like, I
Speaker 4: was like, bro, it's fucking like twelve hundred dollars camera
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 1: I think I might get a red probably six hundred.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah to go ahead, Yeah, yeah that's that's reasonable.
Speaker 1: Put on a credit cards. Yeah, how much is that
Speaker 1: camera worse? That's like maybe like a fifteen thousand dollars
Speaker 1: camera like that for not upload things enough that would
Speaker 1: be streaming stream that would be hilarious. I think it
Speaker 1: wouldn't even go live. I think like the bit rate
Speaker 1: would be ridiculous. Yeah, I was thinking about those that
Speaker 1: would it even I don't know. I don't think it
Speaker 1: would still probably look to ten a DP. It was
Speaker 1: just like automatically degraded. Well, I would upload more regularly
Speaker 1: if I had a Red. No, you wouldn't. I think
Speaker 1: I absolutely would would. In my mind, I did not
Speaker 1: feel like you're wasting your butt you invested, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I would never buy a Red. If
Speaker 1: anybody's out there they got a Red, feel free to
Speaker 1: send it. Oh sure, I'm not buying a Red. You
Speaker 1: would use how much of those? How much of those cameras?
Speaker 1: Out of curiosity? Let me say a Red. I think
Speaker 1: even red camera retarded? Which one like renting them? Like
Speaker 1: would you go to? Yeah? I think crazy thirty five
Speaker 1: fifty one thousand dollars. I want the video camera so bad,
Speaker 1: but at the same time, it's like, I know I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna use it enough, so I don't know where
Speaker 1: the fuck i'd put it when I board myself in
Speaker 1: my room, in my fucking tiny ass girl bedroom. Where
Speaker 1: the would I put it? Yeah, you got a female.
Speaker 1: There's a premium. Wait, so it's either fifty one thousand
Speaker 1: or three thousand. Well, what's okay, there's clear there's different models.
Speaker 1: I am there. What does it look like?
Speaker 4: Well I heard I have got three thousand one right,
Speaker 4: because it's just the body, like it's all the lenses,
Speaker 4: it all. I thought that three thousand was like when
Speaker 4: you rent it, because I would see like, oh you
Speaker 4: can rent one, and it would be fucking thousands of
Speaker 4: dollars even rent it.
Speaker 1: Now. Cameras are like cameras are like plane tickets, you
Speaker 1: know where, like you buy the ticket and then you
Speaker 1: think that's it. But then it's like, oh, well now
Speaker 1: you bought the ticket, but now you gotta buy the seat,
Speaker 1: and it's like oh okay, and now you gotta Now
Speaker 1: you gotta buy the bag. You know, you gotta you
Speaker 1: get a planet to buy your bag. Fucking Lily's family
Speaker 1: is going to Costa Rica. Why I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go. I fuck, I don't care
Speaker 1: about going to Costa Rica. I don't have to go.
Speaker 1: You're a full grown at all. No, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: because of the fact that I hate if you're just
Speaker 1: gonna going to go because of the fact that the
Speaker 1: mother doesn't feel comfortable going down without any was the
Speaker 1: dad's already gonna be downe people don't feel comfortable going down,
Speaker 1: But that's already gonna be there because of work. So
Speaker 1: you're like going with your.
Speaker 3: Mother in law pretty much just to go just to
Speaker 3: make her youtwo. No, it's me and Lily and her.
Speaker 3: But Lily, Lily's fucking Lily. Anything happens, Lily's fucking dead.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, so why kid? So she has Lily her daughter.
Speaker 3: So that's the problem because she doesn't feel See, she
Speaker 3: doesn't feel safe, and I'm like, I don't what am
Speaker 3: I going to she.
Speaker 1: Doesn't feel safe and one of the safest ways to travel. No,
Speaker 1: all right, well whatever, No, I gotta make fun of
Speaker 1: him a little bit.
Speaker 4: It's make fun of me. I don't I don't want
Speaker 4: to be there. I just I just you know, I
Speaker 4: already said that. But you're a full grown adult. You
Speaker 4: don't have to go anywhere you don't want to go.
Speaker 3: I really don't want to go. I I really don't
Speaker 3: like planes. I really don't like planes do this.
Speaker 1: Well, So I want to go back to the Spotify,
Speaker 1: I think because I was like kind of the yeah,
Speaker 1: start all this, find your balls, man, I do think
Speaker 1: look what Spotify is doing is bad. I don't got
Speaker 1: any objection to people being like, ah, fuck Spotify makes
Speaker 1: perfect sense. However, However, however, it is a shame that
Speaker 1: it is. Uh what a shame it is. It's like
Speaker 1: I have so many I have a lot of issues
Speaker 1: with YouTube. Also, you know, it's the place we're here,
Speaker 1: and it's like that's where everybody is. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like not opening up your pizza place in New York
Speaker 1: because it's like, oh I don't like what the New
Speaker 1: York government does. Okay, go to Maine in West bumba
Speaker 1: fuck where no one's gonna buy it. Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's kind of hard and in an attention economy like
Speaker 1: to make decisions like that, especially because like the way
Speaker 1: that I think about it is like I can't think
Speaker 1: of a single thing that I pour money into that
Speaker 1: isn't going to something that's probably like completely antithetical to
Speaker 1: how I feel it should be spent, you know, like
Speaker 1: my tax dollars get Like Jesus Christ, I've been raped
Speaker 1: by the fucking government long enough, and that money's just
Speaker 1: going to you know, bomb Palestinian kids. Everything that you buy.
Speaker 1: There's no ethical consumption, I guess, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So I don't really know what to do as a
Speaker 1: person who like I want to make more music. Actually,
Speaker 1: I've been writing a lot more lately, and if I
Speaker 1: don't put on Spotify, I don't know where I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put it. Really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can put it everywhere else, but Spotify is
Speaker 4: the place you want to put it if you want
Speaker 4: it to gain traction. Yeah, Like, the best thing that
Speaker 4: can happen to you as an artist is you're getting
Speaker 4: your music on a playlist on Spotify.
Speaker 1: Then that's how a lot of people get discovered.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's kind of hard to want to protest that,
Speaker 4: you know, you're like, yeah, if you want people to
Speaker 4: hear your fucking music, not being on Spotify is not
Speaker 4: a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, and I respect it. I respect
Speaker 1: the people who can do it, especially the smaller people
Speaker 1: who like are doing it on principle and they like
Speaker 1: they're not like, I don't know, Drake or something who
Speaker 1: would never do that anyway. But yeah, but uh, I
Speaker 1: respect it. I don't know if I have the backbone
Speaker 1: to do that really straight up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's I The way that I see it is,
Speaker 4: I want I want people to join me in the
Speaker 4: you know, in the in the revolution that I've always wanted,
Speaker 4: of voting people out that are clearly maintaining the system
Speaker 4: that is allowing monopolies to thrive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they won't. Unfortunately, people are on average are too gay.
Speaker 1: What do you know about it? You're gay.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to be consciously aware and just feed
Speaker 4: into the system because there's not enough people to help
Speaker 4: you combat it.
Speaker 1: Some black guy, some gay guy, some black gay, some
Speaker 1: black ae, some get gay, gay gay, some gay gay,
Speaker 1: some big gay black. I wouldn't even some black gay.
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. It's pretty good, President Trump, that's very good.
Speaker 1: You're welcome. I wouldn't even know what's if he went
Speaker 1: on TV, certainly in a coma, because there's no there's
Speaker 1: no way he's talking about me like, oh, I'm dying
Speaker 1: and this is my own it's crazy. He's he does
Speaker 1: gay songs anywhere, sunglasses indoors, he wears a hat, he
Speaker 1: wears a hat. What's with the hat? He probably he's
Speaker 1: probably has a problem with hats and doors too, he's
Speaker 1: at that age, you think. So, I don't think he cares. No,
Speaker 1: he loves hats indoors. I think he loves him and
Speaker 1: I think I feel like because he's got the Maga
Speaker 1: hat him. I've seen him wear a hat indoors. I
Speaker 1: think I've certainly seen him wear hat. I could be wrong,
Speaker 1: but like I feel like i've definitely.
Speaker 4: It's just like because like people his age, it was
Speaker 4: like insane for male to wear hats and doors.
Speaker 1: You're you're right, But do you think that he cares
Speaker 1: about decorum though?
Speaker 4: Yes, like when it comes to like the way he
Speaker 4: dresses and ship you, I don't know his shirt and
Speaker 4: all the time he always his shoes are always Paul.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he cares about that and that's it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. I think he could
Speaker 1: be right. I think it's the only thing.
Speaker 4: He cares about it, to be honest, because the way
Speaker 4: he carries himself in the area of the way you
Speaker 4: think he should have his shirt untucked, there should be
Speaker 4: mustard stains on them, and ship like you know, what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. I know what you're I know you're garbage
Speaker 4: on his face and it's two paces buck cock, but
Speaker 4: like he's always presentable, if.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I just feel like i've seen him because I've seen
Speaker 1: him wear that hat in places. I've seen him wear
Speaker 1: that hat at the desk in the oval office, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I think for a promo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's even though he's he's not actually wearing that,
Speaker 4: like when he's going golfing, he wears his hat, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Sure, Like I I can't imagine that he cares about
Speaker 1: the hat. You could be right there.
Speaker 4: I don't know personally, I just know I've been around
Speaker 4: enough old people that they would like they get weird
Speaker 4: when you're.
Speaker 1: Like, we're in a hat indoors. I'm like, there's like
Speaker 1: me elbows on the table. Thing that I never understood either,
Speaker 1: that is rude. I'm like, why fuck you? I was like,
Speaker 1: answer me, why is it rude? Answer why it's rude?
Speaker 1: I like threatening old people.
Speaker 3: That I'm going to see some like to say. I
Speaker 3: feel like they're like, that's she's so stupid. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can break anyway.
Speaker 1: The real answer, the real answer is question. The real
Speaker 1: answer to this question is like, is there anything that
Speaker 1: I have a problem supporting? It's unfortunately, like, uh, what
Speaker 1: is it? S and K?
Speaker 3: Like I love Metal Slug and I like S and
Speaker 3: K that much, though, well, what are you saying you like?
Speaker 3: You like love Metal Slug like that much Metal Slug.
Speaker 3: If you think about like the duality of supporting them
Speaker 3: over that Saudi Print.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't like, I don't like there was a
Speaker 1: Metal Slug Tactics game that I thought looked really fucking
Speaker 1: cool and I haven't gotten it because I just like it.
Speaker 1: That's so that's such a because it's such a direct thing.
Speaker 1: It's like it's not even like it's not even like
Speaker 1: this layer that you could argue that there's many layers
Speaker 1: removing them. It's like, straight up the Saudi Prints owns
Speaker 1: this and benefits directly and probably tells them things like
Speaker 1: they're probably in direct communication or at least have been.
Speaker 1: And that's kind of crazy. That does kind of fuck
Speaker 1: with it. If if you if you, oh, yeah, like
Speaker 1: this money that I I pay for, I don't know
Speaker 1: a Halo Infinite Battle pass goes to a Microsoft, a
Speaker 1: corporation investing in AI or all sorts of things and
Speaker 1: like laying people off, and that's that's very bad. If
Speaker 1: I buy Metal Suck Tactics, some guy who's murdered journalists goes, oh, sick, yes, sale,
Speaker 1: Like it's kind of I don't know, that's that's too
Speaker 1: direct for me. It would be like if Bill. It
Speaker 1: would be like if a Phil Spencer, the Xbox guy,
Speaker 1: like if he himself blended puppies. You know, it was like,
Speaker 1: I can't buy a Halo skin if Phil Spencer's blending
Speaker 1: puppies at that point. Yeah, it's so comically evil to
Speaker 1: like murder a journalist. Yeah, and then like knowing how
Speaker 1: it happened to bro, it's that's too that's too much
Speaker 1: for me, like show gear, show gear or something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't have any dead journalers Jesus Christ. But that's
Speaker 1: really the only thing I can think of that I've
Speaker 1: actually like that have actually like said I was gonna.
Speaker 1: I don't typically boycott it, and I don't even really
Speaker 1: necessarily say like, oh, everybody boycott It's just like I don't.
Speaker 1: I personally just don't feel like I tend to support
Speaker 1: villains so good.
Speaker 3: I often support evil. So I don't know, I'm not.
Speaker 1: We all do in some way, we all do. I
Speaker 1: do it happily though it's a difference me. You're not
Speaker 1: the same. That's true, that is true, you are evil?
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever. Yeah, Oh, we have like a we have
Speaker 1: a we have a complaint. It's somebody going hard on
Speaker 1: the pain on Derek Good. We want to read it,
Speaker 1: I hope. So all right, I'm sure I'll refuse him.
Speaker 1: Scott Pilgrim versus the I d F. What's up? Bosmer
Speaker 1: Orsomer and Red Guard? What the that was? I know?
Speaker 1: Red Guard? Well, Ozamar so that's from uh uh dragon Age?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Dwarves. Okay, yeah whatever. Dragon just so
Speaker 1: just doesn't inspire anything anymore as far as sadness, it does.
Speaker 1: That's so sad anyway, he says, I have something deeply
Speaker 1: important that needs addressing. I'm sure, Derek. LA is not
Speaker 1: dense in the slightest It has seven thousand people per
Speaker 1: square mile. New York City has nearly thirty thousand per
Speaker 1: square mile. The problem is, the problem with LA is
Speaker 1: that it isn't dense enough, and there are limited viable
Speaker 1: alternatives to driving. This is what makes LA worse than
Speaker 1: cities like New York, Boston, DC, Philly, and most other
Speaker 1: cities around the world. Chris was right, and you're retarded.
Speaker 1: Let's see. So I actually I usually don't comment.
Speaker 4: I comment at a guy that says something similar because
Speaker 4: I was actually I was, I was gonna clip something.
Speaker 4: But anyway, the thing that annoys me with what people
Speaker 4: don't understand that should be obvious is that not everything
Speaker 4: is supposed to be built like New York or any
Speaker 4: of these other cities. LA is built in a specific
Speaker 4: way and then is only ruined by too many people
Speaker 4: being in this area.
Speaker 1: It was not designed. It was never supposed to be
Speaker 1: designed to hold this many people.
Speaker 4: Many as many people that are in here when this
Speaker 4: person talks about it has this many that is completely irrelevant.
Speaker 4: This is the thing that annoys me about stupid people.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, sir, when you when you when you jump
Speaker 4: to conclusions that have nothing, that have no fucking it
Speaker 4: completely irrelevant to the point that's is when people arrogantly
Speaker 4: jump to conclusions when it has nothing to.
Speaker 1: Do with that.
Speaker 4: If you built a house in a fucking area that
Speaker 4: was only supposed to be you for a couple of
Speaker 4: acres and then fifty people just happen to move in
Speaker 4: that area.
Speaker 1: Is it not fucking ruined?
Speaker 4: Of course it is so when you have these rich
Speaker 4: cunts that are building a bunch of apartments, Like when
Speaker 4: I just lived on a fucking seater. When I was
Speaker 4: just eyeing, I was like, there are hundreds of cars
Speaker 4: on this blocky is insane.
Speaker 1: It is ridiculous. Like it's I'm like, the amount of
Speaker 1: they just build a new apartment that was just on
Speaker 1: Sixth and Sedar. They just finished it, and they're actually
Speaker 1: finishing another one, So that means fucking fifty people are
Speaker 1: about to move here. That means close to one hundred
Speaker 1: cars and another I'm like, bro, they're doing this to
Speaker 1: maximize profits. And then I'm having these jokers telling me that, oh, well,
Speaker 1: if it was like this was like, no, it was
Speaker 1: just not supposed to be like this. It's just that simple.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was New York supposed to be like
Speaker 3: that in its own right, either because of the fact
Speaker 3: that how many people live in New York. Dude, the
Speaker 3: housing crisis there is unfucking believable.
Speaker 1: That has not to do with how many people are there,
Speaker 1: though I mean does what do you mean? Now? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? People not being able to find home?
Speaker 1: That has not to do with how many people there
Speaker 1: are that has That has more to do with the
Speaker 1: fact that everything that's available is not owned by any
Speaker 1: of the people living there. It's like owned by foreign
Speaker 1: governments and fucking Zillow and shit.
Speaker 3: But that's still that's still a problem with people because
Speaker 3: so many people are located in one place, they can't
Speaker 3: find another, Like if.
Speaker 1: You there are no What I'm saying is like there
Speaker 1: are places available, people just can't afford them because they're
Speaker 1: being artificially inflated.
Speaker 3: I mean a problem with like too many people. That
Speaker 3: plays into the part of it. But look at like
Speaker 3: the idea of like transit and like even traffic. We
Speaker 3: don't talk about New York traffic, and York City has
Speaker 3: bad traffic fucking too. It's not bad as LA's like
Speaker 3: fucking freeway traffic that is crazy, but inner city traffic,
Speaker 3: like in Manhattan, it's fucked as well too.
Speaker 1: I want to say, if if yeah, but no one drives,
Speaker 1: if New York didn't have a it's so perplexing.
Speaker 4: That's actually really perplexing because like when I can't even
Speaker 4: imagine New York would would obviously it wouldn't work if
Speaker 4: it didn't have a subway system.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean the system. It needs both
Speaker 1: of them. The thing that.
Speaker 4: Perplexes me is when when I when I visited the
Speaker 4: last time in twenty nineteen or whatever the fuck or
Speaker 4: twenty whatever, I was like, why why are there so
Speaker 4: many cars out?
Speaker 1: Like they're they're fucked Normally, what we did, like when
Speaker 1: we knew, whenever we would drive down to the city,
Speaker 1: we would drive into the Bronx and we would park
Speaker 1: and then we would go on the train and take
Speaker 1: it in this right, that's what we would do, go
Speaker 1: on Woodlawn or something. People that are driving in Manhattan
Speaker 1: to get from pointing to point b like, well, why, well,
Speaker 1: that's kind of thing. It's like that creates that's that's
Speaker 1: the assumption of necessity at that point, Like you're the
Speaker 1: only reason you would be in a car in New
Speaker 1: York City is because you need to be. And I'm
Speaker 1: sure that there are circumstances where like I can imagine
Speaker 1: that might be true for some people, like whether they
Speaker 1: got a job or like, Okay, the train schedule is
Speaker 1: not what I the train schedule, it doesn't line up whatever,
Speaker 1: And that's like, that's what That's why I appreciate it
Speaker 1: is because like everybody who's in a car in New
Speaker 1: York City generally speaking, needs to be what makes it
Speaker 1: no one who has the option not to be is
Speaker 1: doing that.
Speaker 3: New York is even crazier is that, like is a
Speaker 3: perplexing place too, because most people don't even live in
Speaker 3: Manhattan that are there. That's people live in Manhattan, like.
Speaker 1: Like I like people they could, they could, they want
Speaker 1: upon a time, they once upon a time could. But
Speaker 1: also Manhattan's fucking packed, dude, that's what that's even part
Speaker 1: of the reason why they can put the prices so
Speaker 1: high because people need to live there. So like you
Speaker 1: go on a building and it's fucking packed if you
Speaker 1: go near down, if you go further down from what
Speaker 1: you call it from uh not so whole what is
Speaker 1: it called? What is it called?
Speaker 3: It's a whole. It's a whole over there. I forgot
Speaker 3: what it is, but like near near one of the colleges,
Speaker 3: but like that place is the ghetto and it's packed people.
Speaker 3: People are homes over there all over there too, and
Speaker 3: it's like, what the fuck it just doesn't. I think
Speaker 3: we genuinely twe people move to cities and they've just
Speaker 3: fucked what happens to cities. Granted people come there and
Speaker 3: make opportunities, it's just.
Speaker 1: A wrong way to look at it. That's just not true.
Speaker 1: People going to the cities is a good thing. It's
Speaker 1: not about I think it's the it's the fact that
Speaker 1: some certain cities are just like not designed for it.
Speaker 1: For sure, La is not designed for this.
Speaker 4: At a certain point there is if you have a
Speaker 4: unless the city is allowed to expand outward, it's not sustainable.
Speaker 4: And so the thing is when you're building on top Yeah,
Speaker 4: when you're building on top of each each other, you're
Speaker 4: not creating more space for people to actually live in
Speaker 4: a reasonable way.
Speaker 1: And the only reason they get because things already drawn.
Speaker 1: You can't like what do you do?
Speaker 4: Like you necessarily like l a are we're gonna start,
Speaker 4: We're gonna overtake like these areas that are more in
Speaker 4: LA anymore.
Speaker 1: You can't do that. I don't know the real issue
Speaker 1: to me, and I think I don't really remember the
Speaker 1: specifics of what we were talking about why this came up.
Speaker 1: But do you remember specifically, well, I think it started because,
Speaker 1: like you were saying, if things were I think it
Speaker 1: was like if things were in LA were designed more
Speaker 1: like how New York were, and people were more living
Speaker 1: like in these areas, it wouldn't there would be no
Speaker 1: reason to travel a significant amount of uh space or
Speaker 1: something like that. If everything was closer together, it was
Speaker 1: like more of like if things right, I guess more
Speaker 1: like the boroughs and they were closer together, right right,
Speaker 1: it would it would It would incentivize less highway trying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it wouldn't be as there wouldn't be that annoying
Speaker 4: fucking hour and a half fucking drive that would be eliminated.
Speaker 4: And all I was saying was that I just I
Speaker 4: don't mind driving that distance. It's just the It just
Speaker 4: just when people made those highways, they weren't thinking like
Speaker 4: tens of millions of people are gonna live in this area,
Speaker 4: so it's like, well, what do you do. They're trying
Speaker 4: to expand the freeways and make this like.
Speaker 1: Over here, which is fucking crazy. Yeah, it wasn't even help.
Speaker 1: Came over. It doesn't even help. They they expanded the
Speaker 1: four or five so big, and it's still fucking packed.
Speaker 1: But the thing it's almost like nothing happened the way
Speaker 1: that end look at this, This is really more of
Speaker 1: just like kind of like a hunch. I'm not a
Speaker 1: civil engineer. I don't know any sure, I'm not an engineer.
Speaker 1: That was a complete accident, but the way like, I
Speaker 1: feel like I would have to imagine. And granted, this
Speaker 1: is also the fault of LA too, because it's on
Speaker 1: a fault line, and so you can't build things as
Speaker 1: high necessarily. Sure, there's a lack of you can't build
Speaker 1: basements in the same way. So it's just it's a
Speaker 1: limited space from the get go. But I would have
Speaker 1: to imagine that. Like, the reason there's so much traffic
Speaker 1: is because every individual place here doesn't have everything that
Speaker 1: a place needs to thrive, really, and the reason it
Speaker 1: doesn't have that is because a lot of these places
Speaker 1: can only hold so many people because the buildings can
Speaker 1: only be so tall. There's only so much space, and
Speaker 1: so you end up having like like Burbank, right, Like
Speaker 1: if you could have way taller buildings, there would be
Speaker 1: a bigger nightlife, there would be more things here because
Speaker 1: there would be more customer there would be a bigger
Speaker 1: customer base to demand, like oh, we could actually put
Speaker 1: like a club here or like or like this or that,
Speaker 1: and then there would be less. Then we'll just turn
Speaker 1: into the same kind of but no. But what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is, like you people, people go to other places
Speaker 1: in LA to satisfy needs that they are not getting
Speaker 1: in their own place. If I could spend all of
Speaker 1: my time in the same place, I probably would. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you would.
Speaker 3: But then that would make more people migrate.
Speaker 1: To the place where they wouldn't that they wouldn't be
Speaker 1: clogging up the highways, they would be clung they would
Speaker 1: get everything that they need.
Speaker 3: I think I think it would just create a bigger,
Speaker 3: more congest place.
Speaker 1: It would just be it would create a different different
Speaker 1: It would create a different but it'd be a different
Speaker 1: problem people.
Speaker 4: There's people that don't want to listen. There's a lot
Speaker 4: of people that don't want to live in those areas.
Speaker 4: Like when I when I lived in see it would
Speaker 4: be like this, Like, uh, what I was living with
Speaker 4: my mom for a minute in Buckeye, Arizona, and it's
Speaker 4: so buckuy that sounds crazy from fuck nothing, And you
Speaker 4: have to drive about five miles to get into the
Speaker 4: town to uh to proper and actually shop, like you
Speaker 4: had to drive five miles, but the thing it took
Speaker 4: five minutes because you were driving so fucking fast.
Speaker 1: You're just you just go on the ten, you just
Speaker 1: get there, all right, Cool, I'm there. So you didn't
Speaker 1: think about it.
Speaker 4: There's so many people around the United States that live
Speaker 4: that way, and they can't imagine all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: their little city of Buckeye being filled with tens of
Speaker 4: thousands of people now, and they're like, oh, I can't
Speaker 4: even zip down the fucking freeway anymore because everybody's here.
Speaker 4: It wasn't designed for that. So the idea is to
Speaker 4: not turn it into a metropolis. Stop bringing people into
Speaker 4: this fucking area. It's like at a certain point, it's
Speaker 4: like there's a city fucking cap like it'd be like, hey, bro,
Speaker 4: there's no more shit for a thousands of people to
Speaker 4: just be here.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 4: And and the other issue that I actually personally have
Speaker 4: because to me, my issue is all about people who
Speaker 4: own everything, the people that are building all this bullshit
Speaker 4: and sardining us, and then also just you know, building
Speaker 4: a bunch of golf courses in the best land that
Speaker 4: could be built for houses and all this shit, And
Speaker 4: so I always get annoyed, and I like, I commented
Speaker 4: to some guy because I'm like, you're saying that this
Speaker 4: is the issue and not the people that are actually
Speaker 4: creating the issue. That's what actually makes me mad like that,
Speaker 4: Like I'm not necessarily bothered about us talking about theorizing
Speaker 4: and shit like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, whatever, but we know who's really creating these.
Speaker 4: Issues because it's just profit incentive, sardining people in certain
Speaker 4: areas that don't need to be and then all these
Speaker 4: beautiful fucking hills and all this stuff that's reserved for
Speaker 4: fucking these assholes to golf and shocking hotels.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, fuck you, man, there's plenty.
Speaker 4: There is a lot of space in LA for people
Speaker 4: to spread out, but technically there is it because they're
Speaker 4: sardine in to areas quote unquote affordable. And then it's
Speaker 4: like that's in these inner fucking places, right, and you're fucked.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just I look at like so many,
Speaker 1: so many of the things that uh like Koreatown or whatever,
Speaker 1: like that's where that's that's where this is available. Frankenson's
Speaker 1: is fucking ridiculous how far away it is. And so
Speaker 1: he's just like, man, there's I don't know, I can
Speaker 1: I can remember like being in the city and being like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's literally no reason to go anywhere else because everything
Speaker 1: that I need or anything that we could possibly want
Speaker 1: to do is here. It's approachable, and we don't even
Speaker 1: have to we don't even have to look at a
Speaker 1: highway the entire time that we're here, and that I
Speaker 1: prefer that, And I think there's some in LA. It's
Speaker 1: not like so when I grew up in Orange County,
Speaker 1: going to freaking Son's fun. Just you just go not far.
Speaker 1: That's why I also but even like like I can
Speaker 1: jump on the fifty seven, Like see from where I'm at,
Speaker 1: I'm getting on the I right by the ninety one.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna jump on the fifty seven. I'm gonna have
Speaker 4: a decent time going on fifty seven because it isn't
Speaker 4: as fucked as the freeways in LA, because it isn't
Speaker 4: Orange County isn't so fucking sardine like LA.
Speaker 1: It's also problem is that people wizy people work in LA.
Speaker 1: That's the thing people and I feel like in New York.
Speaker 3: The same problem with New York people work. People work
Speaker 3: in Manhattan. A lot of people don't fucking live in Manhattan.
Speaker 3: Manhattan live in Westchester and shape.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: The thing that's interesting though, a lot of people that
Speaker 4: don't need to live in l A live in LA.
Speaker 4: That's one thing that annoys the fun out of me us. Yes,
Speaker 4: the amount of creators that move to fucking North Hollywood
Speaker 4: and all this shit, And I'm like, you don't even
Speaker 4: work in the industry, why are you here?
Speaker 1: And that is a massive problem.
Speaker 4: I realized that there's so many people in the fucking
Speaker 4: in fucking the what is the commerce and all these
Speaker 4: places that they're in the area and they don't actually
Speaker 4: have to be, but it's the cool place to be.
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, well, I, you know.
Speaker 4: Out of we I moved here specifically because now we're
Speaker 4: physically doing something. Sure, so it's like it makes perfect
Speaker 4: sense to live here.
Speaker 1: But then she had a fucking.
Speaker 4: Horrible time with fighting jobs in Armenia. It's yeah, and
Speaker 4: then what are you gonna do? We thought it was
Speaker 4: gonna be better. More jobs in LA should be better time,
Speaker 4: and we should we should have some affirmative action in
Speaker 4: this in this area.
Speaker 1: It's like, we can, we don't need this many it.
Speaker 4: It's fucked like it's it's hard to get it's hard
Speaker 4: to talk about that and not sound like I.
Speaker 1: Know because it sounds crazy, but it doesn't because that's
Speaker 1: what it's. It's It would be one thing if I
Speaker 1: was living, if it would be one thing, if this
Speaker 1: was called little Armenia, and I'd be like, all right,
Speaker 1: I guess I know what I'm getting into.
Speaker 4: The position you're taking is like when when the whites
Speaker 4: have a problem with affirmative action for minorities, You're like, oh,
Speaker 4: that's fucked, because look, in this area, it is predominantly
Speaker 4: a certain type of people and not predominantly extremely.
Speaker 1: No, that stuff, it's predominantly. It is. No, it is
Speaker 1: such an undersel it's insane. And I saw I saw
Speaker 1: an Armenian fusion tire shop. That's awesome. That's what are
Speaker 1: we doing? What a Urmenian tires? I think, I think,
Speaker 1: I think there's a better I don't know there are
Speaker 1: there's a ton of our mere.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, it's North Hollywood. Torndale is part of Burbank.
Speaker 1: It's a lot.
Speaker 4: Jojo had a very difficult time trying to because unfortunately,
Speaker 4: some people would argue the same thing about Hispanish like, oh,
Speaker 4: you got to speak Spanish to work here, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: from my experience it wasn't as difficult in those areas
Speaker 4: being here. I yeah, it's if you don't speak Armenian,
Speaker 4: you're gonna have a hard time for for color.
Speaker 1: Here is named Ian, but it's at the end to
Speaker 1: their name, and it's kind of crazy. Hey man, I
Speaker 1: love down, So I ain't trying to fucking like shot up.
Speaker 1: I'm joking around kind of, I'm not. I am. I
Speaker 1: am like thirty percent joking. I'm like, I'm ten percent.
Speaker 1: I worked, I worked, I worked in Glendo, and I
Speaker 1: went to school there. It's uh, it's it's a lot.
Speaker 1: The thing is like, it's a lot. The thing the
Speaker 1: thing that I like that now you're getting try try
Speaker 1: doing food service there. It's crazy. The thing, the thing,
Speaker 1: the thing generally, the thing generally is that. And it's
Speaker 1: why I like New York as much as I do.
Speaker 1: It's just like, I think you have these pockets, but
Speaker 1: like they're forced you're kind of forced to interact outside
Speaker 1: of it, and so like.
Speaker 3: I believe that about Glendo, but about about New York.
Speaker 3: But also at the same time, it's like I don't know,
Speaker 3: New York is a very weird place because there's also
Speaker 3: a boatload of racism in New York.
Speaker 1: But it's like racism. It's not like here, man, it's
Speaker 1: it's like crazy if you yourself.
Speaker 3: Segregated, definitely more segregated. The problem with New York is
Speaker 3: that the communities are like straight up just not accepting.
Speaker 3: Like the Chinese community in Lower Manhattan is just not
Speaker 3: accepting of other people. They're like, buy your food and leave,
Speaker 3: get out of here.
Speaker 1: Is it that bad?
Speaker 3: From what I remember being down there, it was pretty
Speaker 3: It's pretty interesting. Like the Italians on the I'm freaking
Speaker 3: on the two hundreds of New York Uh. They were,
Speaker 3: they were They were cool to me because they knew
Speaker 3: my mom and they when I was like good friends
Speaker 3: and all of them. But like I would hear them
Speaker 3: say Rayed said about other Bible when I'm around them,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, this is interesting, it's interesting. And then
Speaker 3: the Caribbean Latinos, the Dominicans hating the Puerto Ricans even
Speaker 3: though they're like.
Speaker 1: Making a case for you, I love New York.
Speaker 3: I think it's the thing is that I think those
Speaker 3: are problems that are like are there very arbitrarily, and
Speaker 3: then you have to mix with people, you know, you
Speaker 3: have to interact with other people. So it definitely changed
Speaker 3: them mentality a bit because when I was there, I
Speaker 3: was around much older people. When I was there at
Speaker 3: the time when my younger friends, no one, no one
Speaker 3: seemed crazy at all. Everyone was like, why you know,
Speaker 3: I'm fucking Italian dating some black bitch from fucking for
Speaker 3: fucking Harlem and stuff like that. So it's a force
Speaker 3: integration that will eventually breed better mentalities, you know, hopefully, hopefully,
Speaker 3: you'd hope.
Speaker 1: I really just feel like you just haven't spent much
Speaker 1: time in New York since you left.
Speaker 3: I think you were never in the city proper. I
Speaker 3: think that's the thing. You were in Manhattan, you were
Speaker 3: any other boroughs. The other boroughs are way different.
Speaker 1: Because the Bronz is like, I'm literally, what are we
Speaker 1: talking Because I'm talking about this overall city of New York.
Speaker 1: You're talking about Manhattan. Yeah, I'm talking about Manhattan. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about I'm talking about you're talking about man I
Speaker 1: consider that Manhattan. I know that people called the city.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the Greater of like the other birds
Speaker 1: like that city. Yeah, the City of New York post
Speaker 1: in New York City. I think that's what the argument
Speaker 1: that I guess that, Yeah, I don't call it that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's Manhattan, right, You're right in that I don't.
Speaker 1: I haven't spent a lot of time in the Queens.
Speaker 1: I mean when I was, I hated the Bronx. I
Speaker 1: know that the Bronx is fucking crazy and it's only
Speaker 1: gotten worse. Yeah, I can't even imagine a lot of
Speaker 1: China people in the Bronx. China people was crazy almost. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of China. I was trying
Speaker 1: to think. I was trying to think of like not
Speaker 1: say China, But what can I say?
Speaker 3: But it was it was very from where I remember
Speaker 3: when when I was growing up there. It was very
Speaker 3: very Caribbean Hispanic. They were like the Southwestern Hispanics. But
Speaker 3: they did weren't They weren't.
Speaker 1: Comment it's the worst thing anyone ever said to you me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's probably not really that many terrible things, honestly, because
Speaker 1: I was around most people. I was around like people
Speaker 1: that knew me, or around like good community. It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: I remember I remember my first experience with a black
Speaker 1: streamer in the Bronx like somebody that I didn't know
Speaker 1: like that. I had no idea and it was just
Speaker 1: like I was in my car or it was like
Speaker 1: not my car is my parents car was a child
Speaker 1: but like look over to my right and I see
Speaker 1: like two people beating up a phone booth and screaming
Speaker 1: at it. I was like, huh, I cannot remember my
Speaker 1: first that's crazy, Dakota is not like that being up
Speaker 1: a phone my first interaction. I had no ed to
Speaker 1: I think about that crazy. The Bronx is crazy. Gunhill,
Speaker 1: haven't you? Was like one of the worst places to live. Actually,
Speaker 1: I have astounded that my grandmother survived there because I
Speaker 1: left on a concourse and that was anyway, that was
Speaker 1: way better before going up the car. Anyway. The point is,
Speaker 1: I think we should build the twin towers in every
Speaker 1: single uh subsidy in La So I think to get
Speaker 1: knocked down no, just so that we can move everybody
Speaker 1: into them, agreed and build We'll build a club at
Speaker 1: the bottom or something. We can't. It's unfortunately, if that happens,
Speaker 1: then one bad earthquake happens, it would be absurd. People
Speaker 1: gotta get care. So that's all. The dusty air is
Speaker 1: gonna be insane. We'll just have to do some fracking.
Speaker 1: It's fine, we'll figure it out. A frack to frack
Speaker 1: the world so there's no fault lines. That's a it's
Speaker 1: a great idea. I hadn't thought of that. I think
Speaker 1: if you had racked the fault line away, then there's
Speaker 1: no risk. I thought, Ale, this is like daping mall.
Speaker 1: Whether you can just build like a pool.
Speaker 4: Or something, I don't I don't understand why we can't
Speaker 4: just like build the you know in the fault lines
Speaker 4: where like the plates are all rubbing together and ship can't.
Speaker 1: We just like make them not do that. It seems
Speaker 1: like we should be able to like we just we
Speaker 1: just like you know, have like something and then it
Speaker 1: just kind of keeps it apart and we're good. It's
Speaker 1: kind of crazy that like we can we can't force
Speaker 1: of the planet. That's interesting. That's interesting theory. That's like
Speaker 1: that's like a that's like a dumb thing. But like
Speaker 1: maybe in like nine hundred years and we're way smarter, hopefully,
Speaker 1: if we don't die off from being stupid. Fact that
Speaker 1: we can, that's a good idea. The fact that we
Speaker 1: can build earth though you know, yeah, probably the fact
Speaker 1: in the nineties we could build ferbies. Okay, but we
Speaker 1: but we still can't figure out how to keep the
Speaker 1: faults from shit, do you unders that's ridiculous. The idea
Speaker 1: of thinking that ferbies are such far flooded technology is crazy.
Speaker 1: Probably could build ferbies once. I think there's there's that point,
Speaker 1: and I only regret. I think there's key points in
Speaker 1: technological There's the Industrial Revolution, right, there was you know,
Speaker 1: the steam engine, all that stuff. Then there was ferbies,
Speaker 1: and then it was the Internet, clearly in that order. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then iPhone.
Speaker 3: The significance of the ferbie being a benchmark in America, I.
Speaker 1: Think it's clearly a benchmark. I think any I think
Speaker 1: you'd have to be crazy, Like you don't talk about
Speaker 1: saying that fucking the domestication of dogs. You don't talk
Speaker 1: about the creation of technology is stupid. That's a beast.
Speaker 1: Creation of the wheel you don't talk about like fucking
Speaker 1: I don't know the the creation of the wheel is
Speaker 1: get back. I'm talking about I'm talking about America. Yeah,
Speaker 1: ferbies are American. You're sure about that? Talking, Well, it's
Speaker 1: it's happened during America. I want them to be they're
Speaker 1: clearly like Japanese or something. Who made Ferbie Chinese? Chinese? Well,
Speaker 1: hold on, they're obviously in China, but like they're created
Speaker 1: by China. No way, I don't know China spell Ferbie anymore.
Speaker 1: If I think it's f F you r b y okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I would have to imagine. I think Japanese.
Speaker 1: It just strikes me as a Japanese China. They don't
Speaker 1: look they don't look silly enough to be japan You
Speaker 1: are kind of writing, but I don't think. I don't
Speaker 1: think the Chinese either creepy enough to be Chinese.
Speaker 4: So the Armenian so it's uh, it's it's a hybrided
Speaker 4: Well well, at least it says it was created by
Speaker 4: Dave Hampton and Caleb Chung.
Speaker 1: So oh it's a collab. Yeah, it's not affully Chinese
Speaker 1: to me. Chung is obviously Chinese, but maybe I mean
Speaker 1: Hampton Chinese too. Could be a hip name. It could
Speaker 1: be Chunkston, could be Chunks right, could be Taiwanese Chung
Speaker 1: Steen Taiwan. That's crazy specially, so you can't say free time.
Speaker 1: You can't say free Taiwan, And wasn't that funny? If
Speaker 1: the ferbie won't say it, that's crazy. No, they're not
Speaker 1: saying what what China? From China? It makes sense? Free
Speaker 1: what what he saying? It like walks around the circle. No,
Speaker 1: I will never, I will never, I will never submit.
Speaker 1: So what is it? It's it's some white guy in
Speaker 1: a Chinese man. Yeah, it's not telling me I'm gonna
Speaker 1: put country of origins. So that's a good idea. Let's see,
Speaker 1: we know it's fucking manufactured in China, bitch, we know
Speaker 1: that it's such a stupid thing to even tell someone
Speaker 1: developed in the United States.
Speaker 4: So Hampton and Chung were probably so Chung was probably
Speaker 4: a Chinese American Chinese, So it's American.
Speaker 1: That's that's so, that's clearly an American. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: in fairness, it is cute and ugly in the way
Speaker 1: that Americans make cute and ugly things. It is. It
Speaker 1: isn't distinctly Japanese or Chinese. Really, it is kind of
Speaker 1: like Gremlins. They're just remlins. But Gremlins isn't like I mean,
Speaker 1: gremlin gremlins are Chinese and the lore of the movie.
Speaker 1: But that movie is clearly American. The way they do
Speaker 1: Chinatown in that movie makes it clear that it's wild.
Speaker 1: It's there's no way of gremlin like that could it
Speaker 1: gets in America because the natives would have used magic
Speaker 1: to get rid of them, would have prayed to that thing.
Speaker 1: Probably they would have either rebuked it or that that
Speaker 1: would have been seen as like a manifestation of like
Speaker 1: the Earth's will to communicate with mankind. Like it would
Speaker 1: be like a god kind of figure because it learns
Speaker 1: and speaks English after being born, after like very like
Speaker 1: a short amount of time, those things become really cognizant,
Speaker 1: real fucking quick in that movie. No way, Sorry.
Speaker 3: Do you think Gizmo could prevent being corrupted if he
Speaker 3: got fed? I think Gizmo could prevents it. I think
Speaker 3: I think he has the power, but he wouldn't be
Speaker 3: cute anymore.
Speaker 1: Do you think Gizmo is a Zionist?
Speaker 3: I think Gizmo is the prodigal, like literally, I just us.
Speaker 4: There's a character based off of Ferbie and uh, and
Speaker 4: so the American you know, the common writer. So the
Speaker 4: American version was masked writer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh, they had this Ferbie Ferbie called Furbus
Speaker 1: Ferbus was uh was suited under the suit was Vern Troyer.
Speaker 4: So this fucking thing that I watched as a kid
Speaker 4: that it was the yeah MANI yeah Vrent troy Yeah,
Speaker 4: Vern troy is minime. If anyone to know, I'm complete
Speaker 4: because I thought like he didn't do anything till he
Speaker 4: was probably just some random, you know, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: And then hey, alf, no, he's way too tall too.
Speaker 1: It's also he's also way too tall to be Vern Troyer.
Speaker 1: So you see, like Vern Troyer, unless he's in a mac,
Speaker 1: that would be sick as bucking Orion's belt guy. Oh no, alf,
Speaker 1: I think about this, think about how terrifying is a
Speaker 1: German shepherd to Vern Troyer, Like, how like how like
Speaker 1: not much of a game? I mean it's a fucking
Speaker 1: dire wolf dude, that's a that's a one headed service.
Speaker 1: How like not funny is that to them? You know?
Speaker 1: I think about like when I play talk about because
Speaker 1: Vern Troyer is small even among you know, people with
Speaker 1: like a little because he I don't even think he's
Speaker 1: just a normal dwarf. I think he's like a he's
Speaker 1: like a nicked Progerian or something like there's like he
Speaker 1: get like in the same way that Shane Gillis is
Speaker 1: kind of like nicked with down syndrome a little bit.
Speaker 1: He's definitely you swap with it a little bit. He's
Speaker 1: got diagonal syndrome for sure, But like Vern Troyer, Vern
Speaker 1: Troyer is clearly like he clearly like just Matrix dodged
Speaker 1: a little bit of dwarf. Actually he's so small no, well,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, broadly to man that's short for a
Speaker 1: fucking dwarf man like a Yorky could probably do you know,
Speaker 1: like a product, because that's still a man. That's still
Speaker 1: a dense muscle, Like.
Speaker 3: It's a dense muscle of all forty eight pounds.
Speaker 1: Like what do you mean? No, Vern Troyer could take
Speaker 1: a Yorki for sure, maybe not today because he's dead,
Speaker 1: but like, okay, what do you do you think give
Speaker 1: me a medium size and Shepherd can take him out.
Speaker 1: I don't think so many like think it good because
Speaker 1: look at Vern Troyer compared to who's the who's the
Speaker 1: guy from Jackass? What's his name? We Man?
Speaker 3: We Man is much bigger than him comically, so yeah,
Speaker 3: much bigger.
Speaker 1: We Man is. We Man is like you to shack. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's insane because we man is he's he's a
Speaker 1: wee man. He's a wee man. What are you looking
Speaker 1: up there? I'm just yeah, I kind of see what
Speaker 1: you're saying by like really looking at him. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: like that's not just a dwarf. I see. I don't
Speaker 1: even know if that's like the right word whatever. You're respectable,
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't know if that's the real off
Speaker 1: just immediately undercut my own kindness, Like I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: Like I think most dogs could take them out. Man
Speaker 1: joy jacked or was I felt he was. I'm saying
Speaker 1: he could ring a progeria. But that's not.
Speaker 3: But that's not but that's not full size of muscle,
Speaker 3: that's what I think. It's still muscle mass, but it's
Speaker 3: human muscle.
Speaker 1: Look at that. I mean it's probably not healthy. But like,
Speaker 1: he would have beat the piss out of a few dogs.
Speaker 1: I think a shepherd would be. A shepherd is a
Speaker 1: different story.
Speaker 4: A shepherd that they used for the police dogs, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it would fuck them up, the ones that killed the.
Speaker 1: Dog that killed but laden that Nigga has been dead
Speaker 1: for the dog that Foundlanda's dead body and lunging around.
Speaker 4: That found his fucking dude. He had no kidneys and
Speaker 4: supposed to hepin Loden was hiding in some cave and ship.
Speaker 1: You know, like you remember the copy they showed. I
Speaker 1: was like, what the fu? I think that was?
Speaker 2: That was?
Speaker 1: That was? That's different. That's crazy, it's crazy. I got mixed.
Speaker 1: Did you see that? Either's video of him being hanged?
Speaker 1: A good watch.
Speaker 4: It's very underwhelming, you know, it's a good watch seeing
Speaker 4: the Indian men that hanged that the attacked a couple.
Speaker 4: These guys were pretending to be a bus. Like They're like,
Speaker 4: what are you saying?
Speaker 1: What are you saying? Up? What are you saying? You know?
Speaker 1: List we know of God listen bus operators.
Speaker 4: Okay, come on, man, use your when when I say
Speaker 4: something stupid, you use your brain correct.
Speaker 1: I don't know smart, so I'm I know, I know.
Speaker 1: It's the show. It's the show, Derek. I don't people
Speaker 1: pretending to be a bus, Derek. That's what's crazy. I
Speaker 1: don't know about I don't know what they do. You know,
Speaker 1: you don't. I don't know if they like they link
Speaker 1: they link arms like vultronic and make a bus. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe that's why it's me the but I
Speaker 1: thought they killed them. I was like, trying to be
Speaker 1: a bus. It's literally open this guy's arm, like it's
Speaker 1: the door. Yeah, it's one whole guy is the door.
Speaker 1: I see nothing suspicious about this at all. Nobody and
Speaker 1: the white women a bunch of Indians, a bunch of
Speaker 1: Indians stacks together to make the shape of a functioning bus.
Speaker 1: Isn't saying that's crazy? When guys, when guy's like it's like,
Speaker 1: you can tortion this, and he's the wheels, he's holding
Speaker 1: it holding behind.
Speaker 4: Guys, four of them, like each one's a wheel. Yeah
Speaker 4: all right, I like that better, So I'm going to
Speaker 4: continue on that. But yeah, so they're pretending to be
Speaker 4: a bus. Six Indian men pretend to be a bus.
Speaker 4: You're right, they pulled it off. Pulled it off because
Speaker 4: this couple entered in. They're almost stereo apparently masters of illusion.
Speaker 4: But yeah, yeah, they they they assaulted this dude, broke
Speaker 4: his leg, and then they absolutely destroyed that woman.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, why did they do that? What is happening? Oh?
Speaker 1: Because they're they're evil men, not the not the Indians,
Speaker 1: those Indians those people.
Speaker 4: In particular that happened to live in India. Even though
Speaker 4: those individuals though.
Speaker 1: Are insane anyway, I didn't say that. I didn't say
Speaker 1: that were really back.
Speaker 4: So they so basically those guys went on trial, they
Speaker 4: got hanged, and they really can.
Speaker 1: Publicly watch them getting They got compublicly hanged. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then one of them got hung, one of them got off.
Speaker 1: I thought hung was for clothes and had hanged. Is
Speaker 1: is specifically really yes, It's like, yeah, yeah, there hanged
Speaker 1: and thought it was hung. Anything that was you would
Speaker 1: like past tense. No, you would just say that they
Speaker 1: were hanged. I think colloquially, man, I guess I think
Speaker 1: colloquially you could say hung and you could people would understand,
Speaker 1: and only only pretentious cunts would be like, it's hanged,
Speaker 1: and like, well, you know the famous I heard William
Speaker 1: Hung had a crazy dick. It was William Hung, fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: He's William Hunks's penis hung, so dumb, all right, William
Speaker 1: Willy Hung, Yeah, yeah, but so stupid. Watching those guys
Speaker 1: his hang was fun because they just you know, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch anything brutal like that. But
Speaker 1: sometimes You're like, yeah, you being hung as like crying
Speaker 1: and ship the whole time, And I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, you don't get to cry. You don't get to cry.
Speaker 4: You savagely reaped some chicken cry.
Speaker 1: It's kinda there's not many videos like that I would
Speaker 1: willingly watch and cheer, but like there's definitely some that
Speaker 1: I wouldn't care, Like it wouldn't move. Then it's like
Speaker 1: the quite frankly the United Health guy, Like I just
Speaker 1: didn't I wasn't necessarily over the moon, but like I
Speaker 1: didn't care that it happened.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm never sure why did somebody die?
Speaker 1: But I will. I mean, that's almost worse. It's not,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not laughing. Laughing is not for evil people.
Speaker 1: So I would you let me put it, Let me
Speaker 1: put you in the shoes with somebody, right, Like if
Speaker 1: you let's say you were you were on trial for
Speaker 1: one of the many things that you're clearly guilty of
Speaker 1: that no one knows about it yet I'm not guilty
Speaker 1: because no one knows about them. Sure, so you know,
Speaker 1: but let's say you're you're you're just proved me right,
Speaker 1: prove them real, and I'll be like, hey, whatever you
Speaker 1: can't you won't be able to you're in the gallows
Speaker 1: or on they get whatever it is. I don't know
Speaker 1: whether how the fun to use that word. But you're
Speaker 1: you're sitting there, You're you're looking at a bunch of people.
Speaker 1: They're all gonna watch you get hanged hung and uh,
Speaker 1: you see there's a bunch of people. Half of the
Speaker 1: audience is cheering, Half the audience is laughing. What do
Speaker 1: you feel? What do you feel better about? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think I'm already I think I have to associate.
Speaker 1: It's not about to die. Well, let's assume that you've
Speaker 1: lost the ability to dissociate because they've beaten you so hard.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: But worse about people? Uh, people cheering. I think cheering
Speaker 3: feels different because people are happy. You can lie, you
Speaker 3: can laugh out of nerves, right, that's what I do.
Speaker 3: I laugh out of nerves most of the time until
Speaker 3: the point has become a part of who I am.
Speaker 3: So now when I see bad things happen, I've confused happy.
Speaker 3: I've you like laughter with like fear. So it's just
Speaker 3: a one a mix up of the two. Shot that's lame,
Speaker 3: that's good that's good.
Speaker 1: Well, on that note.
Speaker 3: On that note, everybody like, see somebody dangle from a
Speaker 3: fucking from a fucking rope like an ornament is interesting, Yes, especially.
Speaker 1: If they're fighting it are really strong, still going, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to the show. Listen. Oh know, we have an
Speaker 1: internet thing. I gotta call these people. I gotta call
Speaker 1: these people. And dude, Guesst did that. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Is one nuts like try and load something. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me see no. One incredibly thicket guest on fat because
Speaker 1: his penis is meaty and heavy. All got fat cock
Speaker 1: for yours? Something like that. I don't know. Something looks
Speaker 1: like his fucking arm. It seems to be okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I just started looking. I guess it cut out maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit. Every last inch of my dick is
Speaker 1: the real big even singing, no One, No one fucks
Speaker 1: like gas On, No one sucks like gast On. No
Speaker 1: one's dick is incredibly thick as gust On. I don't
Speaker 1: know what this is. No penises meaty and hardy. I
Speaker 1: don't know what that is.
Speaker 4: I have much seamen to spare the Gaston song from
Speaker 4: what he's bullshit. Shut the funk up, he's doing the thing.
Speaker 4: Don't don't fucking feed into his bullshit.
Speaker 1: Beauty and the Beast, little feed into his bullshit. You
Speaker 1: have until you just decide to be even dumber than
Speaker 1: you know. I was like, there's no way he doesn't
Speaker 1: who guy's not is I honestly don't remember that song though,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen Beauty in the Beast probably since the nineties. Actually,
Speaker 1: Guns Badass, Well, I like this huge piece of ship
Speaker 1: and sex. Best listens, Badass listen. YouTube poop. It rehabilitated them.
Speaker 1: It's amazing what a YouTube poop can do to somebody's images.
Speaker 1: Because I swear to god, I used to have such
Speaker 1: a low opinion of Jared Fogel and then he's like, wow,
Speaker 1: and I gotta tell you and I got lower fire.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, Like, he's great for YouTube poops.
Speaker 1: You actually, I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 4: You actually, I don't think I've ever looked up Jared
Speaker 4: Fogle YouTube poops. And I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm sure there's a treasure. True, it must be.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how come I've never even thought of that?
Speaker 1: I Jared, How could I have never thought about a
Speaker 1: Jared Fogel YouTube y TP. How could I never thought
Speaker 1: that Jared Fogels and his fucking hijinks would make great YouTube?
Speaker 1: I mean it kind of would, to be Honesteah, that
Speaker 1: puppet show, right, Fogel Rock Subway, Jared's get Away from Me.
Speaker 1: Don't think I have to spell it out because it
Speaker 1: looks like it's Jared Fogel with white TP. It's not.
Speaker 4: No, I did white TP. I'm gonna spell it out now,
Speaker 4: but that's already a bad sign.
Speaker 1: If if yeah, it's probably it's probably not. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many videos of him even exist, really, yeah,
Speaker 1: it just looks commercials, right, Yeah, but I don't even
Speaker 1: know how many they were white TP. I know what
Speaker 1: you mean. I was like, you think he does look
Speaker 1: like he does look a little bit like the Can
Speaker 1: you hear me now? Guy? Right? This nigga still, at
Speaker 1: least in my memory, did he die he's dead? Right?
Speaker 1: Or no? Can you hear me now? Guys? No, he's
Speaker 1: still lies and he's about to get out. I think
Speaker 1: in like a year. I think that's true. Actually, he's
Speaker 1: either he's either going to get out soon or has
Speaker 1: been out for like a little bit. Oh man, that's
Speaker 1: crazy when to see hibout social media being like it
Speaker 1: was hay Twitter world, Oh my god, it's Jared Fogel Merga.
Speaker 1: Uh oh man, how do you funk kids and still
Speaker 1: get released? Man? Well, I know, but you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, he's a country, so twenty twenty nine. He'll
Speaker 1: be out in March twenty twenty nine. Okay, so it's
Speaker 1: a little bit further off than I thought. Still, it's
Speaker 1: still not far enough. Way too soon. You should probably
Speaker 1: die in prison, but like, okay, well let's see. Oh
Speaker 1: that's crazy. He must serve at least eighty preveer cent
Speaker 1: of his sentence, which is probably thirteen years before eligible parole.
Speaker 1: Follos was since of fifteen years and eight months, okay
Speaker 1: in twenty fifteen. Wow, it felt like it was long
Speaker 1: sentenced to the amount of years. That was the age
Speaker 1: of people he was going after. I think they were
Speaker 1: significantly younger. So it's crazy only fifteen years. It's so
Speaker 1: fucking crazy. I thought, like, you whatever, I really do
Speaker 1: feel like that should be more, even more so than murder,
Speaker 1: Like that's kind of like that you should get like
Speaker 1: the fact that people get more sentences like or deeper
Speaker 1: sentences from murder than rape. To me, it's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I should both be insanely long, I get it,
Speaker 1: but also nice real personally that especially since you you
Speaker 1: the person's gone, right, you know, the life is ended.
Speaker 4: But I feel like it's worse to live the rest
Speaker 4: of your life being sexually assaulted and stuff, and you
Speaker 4: have to live with that. So I do feel like
Speaker 4: it's worse than.
Speaker 1: Murder, I think, know what I mean, I just think
Speaker 1: some sort of like real indication of rehabilitation before you
Speaker 1: can be I don't know, like like not like in
Speaker 1: a way that we can't even conception. Well, the thing,
Speaker 1: like the thing, the thing that makes the difference, the
Speaker 1: thing that truly makes the difference for me here, the
Speaker 1: thing that truly makes the difference here is that like
Speaker 1: there's there's no scenario in which a rape makes sense
Speaker 1: at all. Like I can see, like I can see
Speaker 1: a scenario where you kill a person. Well, but you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, But that's like the act the
Speaker 1: act of what fundamentally like what the act act.
Speaker 3: Of killing, well, killing someone does not does not always
Speaker 3: warrant the same kind of punishment.
Speaker 1: No, but Kickson, even like even even Luigi, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean like I look, look, I look, you know, like,
Speaker 1: look I still I still agree murder, but it's righteous.
Speaker 1: He's right, But there's no righteous rape, is what I'm saying. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: I understand what you're No, I completely understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It's just uh.
Speaker 4: But if it had, if it is proven, it is murder,
Speaker 4: it's murder, you know what I'm saying. So it's like
Speaker 4: we're talking about what I say, you shouldn't serve a sentence.
Speaker 4: I means we can make excuses all day for manslaughter,
Speaker 4: for plenty of the other types we can make plenty
Speaker 4: of even if it was vicious murder, we can still
Speaker 4: make excuses. I completely understand what you're saying about. There
Speaker 4: is no accidental rape. There's no oh was it intentional?
Speaker 1: Was it an accident? There's none of that.
Speaker 4: Ship Like say, you know difference between homicide and and
Speaker 4: uh and a fucking manslaughter, Like, yeah, there's the difference.
Speaker 1: What intent is the difference.
Speaker 4: It's always there is. The intent is always vicious with
Speaker 4: what you can't accidally rape some.
Speaker 1: It is a violation. You know.
Speaker 4: It's like we make jokes about ship like that too,
Speaker 4: because it doesn't feel like societally, if a man gets raped,
Speaker 4: it's uh, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: There's some you know, yeah, even we feel like it's
Speaker 1: like us as we're aware of it.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, things that have happened, things that have happened
Speaker 4: to people, things that happened to you or I or whatever.
Speaker 1: In certain situations it can.
Speaker 4: But then if if a woman, if anything happens to her,
Speaker 4: it's just now we can completely focus that, like, oh
Speaker 4: that's really fucked up.
Speaker 3: Uh, And or I think I'm the side of like
Speaker 3: power dynamic on more insidious than usually is, like murder
Speaker 3: being also so like detached in a nature you can
Speaker 3: do it because you can just murder somebody by like
Speaker 3: driving a car to them or like shooting a gun
Speaker 3: at them, which takes all of the like the personal
Speaker 3: attachment of it. Because I think if he didn't have guns,
Speaker 3: murder would go down so much more.
Speaker 1: He would be like, oh, well clear, because like, oh,
Speaker 1: I killed this guy myself, and I was near him
Speaker 1: when he almost died, so I was scared, and then
Speaker 1: I had to watch him go away on me. You know,
Speaker 1: people are cowards. They wouldn't they wouldn't stab and and
Speaker 1: and slash people as much as be able to beat
Speaker 1: someone to death, is you need to be a particular
Speaker 1: kind of beast to do that. You know, Usually it's
Speaker 1: it's gangs off. Usually when people get beaten to death
Speaker 1: is because there's multiple people kicking the ship out of
Speaker 1: someone's head and they're fucking oh fuck, And then they
Speaker 1: go to prison they're like, oh, I ruled my life.
Speaker 1: Like maybe, really, the person that has been unconscious for
Speaker 1: a minute and you're still kicking them in the head,
Speaker 1: he should have done that. That's so crazy, Like that's
Speaker 1: so I've never lost control like that. No, I can't imagine. No,
Speaker 1: I've come I've come close, and then when I did,
Speaker 1: I was terrified. I was like, I can never this
Speaker 1: happened to myself again, that's crazy. Like I don't like
Speaker 1: I think the angerest have ever been. It hasn't even
Speaker 1: been like a fraction to the point where I'm like
Speaker 1: willing to kick another person in the head.
Speaker 4: No, I actually, yeah, somebody's down, Like yeah, the threat
Speaker 4: is done. Like I'm completely shot. I've never I've never
Speaker 4: beat someone after they were down before. But I've been
Speaker 4: so angry that I could have done something. You could
Speaker 4: have kept going.
Speaker 1: I could have done something really bad. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I got myself backs and I was like, do you
Speaker 1: remember that moment why you were so angry? Uh? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's horrible moment. I'm definitely not talking about it on podcasts.
Speaker 1: You well, that is crazy. I'm doing things that's always
Speaker 1: little funny, good joke, like somebody coming into a room
Speaker 1: and like spinning in the spin back out. Oh man,
Speaker 1: all right, well on that note, on that nice uplifting note,
Speaker 1: that conversation about rape and murder. Uh, welcome to Welcome
Speaker 1: to the stock Tank podcast. If you're just joining us
Speaker 1: for some reason, imagine that. Let me skip to two
Speaker 1: and a half hours. And that's why I mean, people
Speaker 1: probably do that. I wouldn't be surprised if people do
Speaker 1: do that. Some of our fans probably do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's when this is when the show really starts.
Speaker 1: You remember this guy, are you mind? Could have been
Speaker 1: a pedaphol do this? Yeah? You know that. I could
Speaker 1: have been anyone like you. They talked to me for
Speaker 1: the last four days. Why is that? I sound like
Speaker 1: a fucking Phineas and Firm, Sorry but not INDIANTO. I
Speaker 1: guess somebody. Have you have you been? Have you been
Speaker 1: noticing people? Been uh editing pitch. I have seen that.
Speaker 1: I've seen like, yeah, there's like videos on TikTok now
Speaker 1: that I see of people like they're they're talking about
Speaker 1: something and then they'll they'll pitch it high and then
Speaker 1: they'll pitch it low. I think it sucks. I am
Speaker 1: losing my mind. I almost made I almost turned on
Speaker 1: my camera to make a YouTube sucks so like, because
Speaker 1: we already know YouTube sucks. But I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we didn't. We were too hard on YouTube. YouTube truly
Speaker 1: sucks now because the way that people are even editing
Speaker 1: stuff themselves and the way that they're self centering. Bro,
Speaker 1: there is a cometown archival thing that is now censoring
Speaker 1: their ship. Why would you even do that? Tell that's
Speaker 1: the point of archiving something like that. I can't begin
Speaker 1: to I was like, I can't believe that they are
Speaker 1: censoring words like raping or what. I was just like,
Speaker 1: I can't, I couldn't believe it. I should do that,
Speaker 1: by the way, we gotta we should start not saying
Speaker 1: those things. I'm gonna censer this entire episode. Be crazy,
Speaker 1: just one long beat the entire time, even keep the
Speaker 1: video the same. It's so loud to it's gonna be
Speaker 1: like eleven DB's. That's crazy, like a train. It's so
Speaker 1: allowed to go to like absolute zero in your computer.
Speaker 1: It's just like it just like it just doesn't This
Speaker 1: computer doesn't know what to do with it. It is
Speaker 1: like some sonic computers. Like your your brain's bleeding, but
Speaker 1: you don't hear anything anymore. You're like, I'm not hearing anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't even hear like a ringing. You don't even hear.
Speaker 1: You don't even hear like the absence of sound. It
Speaker 1: sounds like it's like someone's pouring this bottle of water
Speaker 1: out your ears. Blood anyways, Christ your brain is loosh lin,
Speaker 1: it's just coming out. You would be dead so fast
Speaker 1: by you read the name. Yeah, we gotta read uh
Speaker 1: so yeah, what are we just starting podcast and thinking,
Speaker 1: say we just did we say that? It was a
Speaker 1: quick that's kind of crazy? How like you all? I
Speaker 1: guarantee you that the comment that we're going to get
Speaker 1: is you forgot to read the names. But what's crazy
Speaker 1: about that is that we did. Yeah, you just didn't
Speaker 1: see it. Skill issue, skill, I don't care, I don't
Speaker 1: I care, can count me? Uh coming down We're gonna
Speaker 1: read the names of our twenty five dollars patrons now
Speaker 1: patron of concept of stark Tank. We can go over
Speaker 1: there early aftere access exclusive episodes all that shit stark
Speaker 1: Tank dot shot for merch. Cout me down, pie great
Speaker 1: mister massive, mister massive fucking forehead proof uh pick oh
Speaker 1: profile pick is a baby? Or is baby me? It's
Speaker 1: just a baby? Hotep? Hotep? Vegeta uh zord on mom.
Speaker 1: Donnie the Dead Spider I already balding at fourteen, sween
Speaker 1: is too dumb to b black. Chris gets his card.
Speaker 1: Guys Masad invented time travel to start the Holocaust and
Speaker 1: Gardner sympathy for his That's crazy, that's crazy. There would
Speaker 1: be no great that sounds like that's that'd be an
Speaker 1: interesting Wolfenstein game. That's remember that we did that, Christopher.
Speaker 1: Whoever owns the next whoever owns DA Saxon needs to
Speaker 1: get on it. That needs to be the next conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: That'd be insane. Find out would make me so sad.
Speaker 1: That's so many people, that would make me so sad.
Speaker 1: So many I'm like, holy, you could have done a
Speaker 1: fraction to get the same result. You just happened. Those
Speaker 1: are your people. Bro to me, it's like it's like
Speaker 1: nine to eleven, Like you could have done like nine
Speaker 1: to eleven numbers, you know what I mean? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they chones do millions. We gotta make sure, we gotta
Speaker 1: make sure it's literally we got to make sure. You know,
Speaker 1: the Holocaust didn't really happen. Now we're gonna actually make
Speaker 1: it happen. We have the technology. We have the technology
Speaker 1: to go back, can make the Holocaust.
Speaker 4: America before they before they find out that it's the
Speaker 4: Nazis were right the whole time. The white supremacists that
Speaker 4: are telling that it didn't happen, they were right the
Speaker 4: whole time. Now we gotta actually go do it.
Speaker 1: That'd be some piece of history that'd bother me so bad.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, WHOA, I think I wouldn't. I think
Speaker 1: I would just retire in the woods. I don't. I
Speaker 1: think I would want to society. Society. I like, I
Speaker 1: fuck this.
Speaker 4: I can't live in a society where, first of all,
Speaker 4: white supremacists were right the whole time, being like oh
Speaker 4: it never happened and stuff, and like it literally didn't,
Speaker 4: and then they time traveled have made it happen. I'd
Speaker 4: be like, I'm fucking out of here, dude, No way.
Speaker 1: That would be. That would be too much. I didn't
Speaker 1: put cinder blocks on my feet, and I'd force myself
Speaker 1: to have to become a mermaid. I'd go there. I'm like,
Speaker 1: either I die or I adapt immediately. I would just
Speaker 1: day busking in the subway. It'd subway. I just bust
Speaker 1: in the subway, okay, and that's it. That's fair. That's
Speaker 1: all I would do. I wouldn't do nothing. So could you,
Speaker 1: uh please get the fuck out? I'm like if if
Speaker 1: if sir, can you get the fuck up? Means sir,
Speaker 1: can you play wonder World? Then yes that I always
Speaker 1: get those two mixed. So get the funk out? And
Speaker 1: where's wonder Where's Wonderwall? Re getting my dicksuck by an
Speaker 1: elephant trunk? Texas Red Delta Gamma. I'm sorry you have
Speaker 1: or Twana, I'd be profne or anything I have, like
Speaker 1: advil work. Do you need to grab an ad uh? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you read them so you can find them for me.
Speaker 1: That'd be great. I just read Delta Gamma.
Speaker 3: Okay, A big gay Beatles sucking dick for the taste.
Speaker 3: I literally fd this toddler last week? Why is it
Speaker 3: still crying? Squimp his bugs clammeo esquire. The third, I'm
Speaker 3: a cook, I'm a homeo cock by Faggy Ahead. Hate
Speaker 3: that you said, Gil Master Beatles hung his beetle girl.
Speaker 3: Beatles hung as beetle girl.
Speaker 1: Colin Moriarty searched the portal radio loop ten hours and
Speaker 1: and asked by the USA, Sween said, the Rich starts
Speaker 1: at over five hundred k.
Speaker 3: Actually, actually, wait o Jay, it's actually it's sweet is annually?
Speaker 3: What Sween said, rich starts half five hundred k annually.
Speaker 3: By the way, I did not say it starts I
Speaker 3: feel like that's what I considered truly rich. Did not
Speaker 3: say it starts there. It's fucking crazy. If you paid attention,
Speaker 3: you had a crazy take that if you pay attention.
Speaker 3: I did not say that you should probably chew your
Speaker 3: own dick off your body.
Speaker 1: Well, you were arguing that. You were arguing that a
Speaker 1: couple hundred k isn't rich. I wouldn't consider say that
Speaker 1: because Lily is not that far off, and he's trying
Speaker 1: to be like, oh, I'm not elite even though I
Speaker 1: spend two hundred dollars theater. It's like when Bernie was
Speaker 1: like a million a billionaires, Bernie still won't genocide. By
Speaker 1: the way, Yeah, that's disappointing. Marjorie Taylor Green called it
Speaker 1: genocide before Bernie Sanders. That is crazy. Yeah, what a world.
Speaker 1: I wonder what the fuck he's waiting for, Like, because
Speaker 1: he's already saying all the things that I don't that's weird.
Speaker 1: Agrees with everything about it except for that last word.
Speaker 1: But that's the thing. It's like, I feel like he
Speaker 1: intellectually thinks that's true, but that's what Everything that he
Speaker 1: says indicates that he knows he believes that that's true,
Speaker 1: but he won't say itide Actually, I don't know why
Speaker 1: he won't either. It's just everything that he says indicate
Speaker 1: that it is. Just Yeah, the whole thing is why
Speaker 1: what what is it about that? Why won't he cross
Speaker 1: that line? I'm wondering. I don't know. Yeah, because he
Speaker 1: doesn't take APEC money. As far as I'm concerned, he
Speaker 1: does not.
Speaker 3: He doesn't, so like I'm just like he could. He
Speaker 3: acknowledged that it's a famine that's created. Man, I don't
Speaker 3: know what, I don't know. Are you sure he hasn't
Speaker 3: used the word.
Speaker 4: I swear to God, I swear to you, he still has.
Speaker 4: He rushed trying to ask him, like why won't you
Speaker 4: and he's like, some people call it that. And then
Speaker 4: I think I think somebody even like pointed out like oh,
Speaker 4: Martin Taylor Green look good for or something some shit
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's crazy, Like what do you just say it?
Speaker 1: I think it's such a weird hill to not Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you're already you're a politician. He's on the hill,
Speaker 1: fucking lie, asshole, he's on the hill. That's like you're
Speaker 1: about to build the hill. And he's like, all right, good,
Speaker 1: that's like you're the hill. That's like, that's like the
Speaker 1: just lie Bernie Sanders not just calling what's happening in
Speaker 1: Gaza genocide is like it's like the last of us two.
Speaker 1: We're like, you've already killed all these people. Why are
Speaker 1: you just just kill the person? Just kill the person
Speaker 1: that you set out to kill? You killed a hundred
Speaker 1: people already, like you you might as well, Yeah, why
Speaker 1: do you do? And why this is? Access comes so
Speaker 1: far and you've done so many You've already committed to
Speaker 1: this so deep more than more so than most people.
Speaker 1: Just do it. You're just gonna go back home and
Speaker 1: be alone.
Speaker 4: Kill the bitch at least, Yeah, the one that did
Speaker 4: a lot of horrific things. You didn't even properly avenge
Speaker 4: your loved ones, like.
Speaker 1: The function she did was caused by the guy you love,
Speaker 1: but also like might as well clean up, you know,
Speaker 1: so she can't come back after. That's the reason why
Speaker 1: I would do shit like that. Abby didn't have to.
Speaker 1: Abby could have been a bigger person, but she wasn't. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's a fine game.
Speaker 4: And I'm just say so, like the whole idea of like, oh,
Speaker 4: she she was just doing revenge. I'm like, okay, now
Speaker 4: I'm gonna revenge you Like, what are you talking about violence?
Speaker 1: Why not? What a rotten way to die? That golf
Speaker 1: COUPU was crazy, that definite That game was crazy. I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, I don't like the guy, but like
Speaker 1: man or, all right, let's read some more. I got
Speaker 1: to squimp his I got past that. When we were
Speaker 1: talking about what I said about money that we said,
Speaker 1: what you call it? She said, rich starts over five
Speaker 1: hundre k annually. Uh. The CEO of sex is finally
Speaker 1: announced sex two, I'm going to kill the president with
Speaker 1: Mourner Jesus Christ, Evil LeVar Burton be like, don't take
Speaker 1: a look, it's not in a book. Ignoring hailstorm. Uh, gay,
Speaker 1: Saul Goodman, I can see a rainbow during the storm. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're actually famously interlinked. It'd be like it'd be like
Speaker 1: listening heat wave or something like that. Like it wouldn't
Speaker 1: be it would be like watching watching heat wave or something.
Speaker 1: What exactly is the opposite reading rainbow? Though? Like a
Speaker 1: heat wave? No, because like I I think literally, I
Speaker 1: think literally, what's that shimmer in the devil? I don't
Speaker 1: know what you called? I don't know what that is
Speaker 1: called the waves? Yea, the heat is that actually called
Speaker 1: a heat wave? That's what I think. That's all I
Speaker 1: can think about it. That's what I think too. But
Speaker 1: like I feel like that feels too sci fi to
Speaker 1: be correct. The opposite of a rainbow? Don't google, that's
Speaker 1: gonna be like kill yourself. I should wait hold on, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I am curious what it would say? What is the
Speaker 1: opposite of a rainbow?
Speaker 4: Asked that, and then ask what are you are you
Speaker 4: supposed to call those heat waves? Because we we call
Speaker 4: society that we call heat wave. When the when it's
Speaker 4: as hot a ship.
Speaker 1: The opposite of a rainbow is a snow gun. No bow,
Speaker 1: col rainbow. I don't know. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 4: It ain't real, it's not just feel like yeah, put
Speaker 4: uh antonym rainbow antonym.
Speaker 1: That's still opposite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I feel like you're saying opposite. It's gonna
Speaker 4: like get confused with Google. They specifically said, if you
Speaker 4: specifically say an cinnamon might mean oh, they mean literally
Speaker 4: the reverse of a rainbow.
Speaker 1: Oh. And also he's serious. He's using fucking grammatical Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's using like he's using linguistic terminology. Dumb Latin ship
Speaker 1: or wherever the fuck that is. I don't even know.
Speaker 1: It's probably fucking German. It probably is some Anglo saxon
Speaker 1: two rats in a trench coat, Sam Porter bitches uh
Speaker 1: swen drinking so much chieseed water as pists looks like
Speaker 1: frog eggs, the fetish porn and Chris fapping with toothpaste,
Speaker 1: Berserker beetles, big bouncy backside, reckless rhino, the slogan two
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Speaker 1: you come it comes out of your tear ducts. Gay
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Speaker 1: special needs canon. The goon was that the goon moon
Speaker 1: slurping up beetle clit dribble. At least one in five
Speaker 1: people pronounced Dr Congo as Doctor Congo in their lifetime.
Speaker 1: The worms bursting out of r F K. Junior's face
Speaker 1: like Diego and Dead Rising three while he's on trial
Speaker 1: l from death note trying to figure out if you
Speaker 1: guys are there or not. Derek Chauvin is Derek not
Speaker 1: Chavin is innocent hashtag for him. Sweeney comes in bowling
Speaker 1: ball finger holes and puts them back on the rack.
Speaker 1: It's real, It's real, It's real, it is reel, it
Speaker 1: is real.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Round eyed Asian using a discarded colon as a replacement
Speaker 1: tube sock shirtman saying I will not die a monster,
Speaker 1: uh as he puts crazy shirtman saying I will not
Speaker 1: die a monster as he puts himself on a shirt
Speaker 1: after Peterman brought him back to sanity. So stupid. That's
Speaker 1: such a crazy image in reality, like shattering I don't
Speaker 1: even know the guys. Guys, if you are, if you
Speaker 1: just tuned, if you're new to this show, you just picked.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how far back you'd have to
Speaker 1: go to find at least two years that. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: We were still. We were here in person with short Man. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: we weren't. For sure Shirtman was first invented in what
Speaker 1: you call on the camp. I'm positive there's no shot.
Speaker 1: I'm positive, yeah, HIV positive. Maybe I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty confident it was here. I don't think we
Speaker 1: made it up here. I think we made up We
Speaker 1: were on what you call all right, someone with find
Speaker 1: the first episode GUYE was Shirtman brought up when we
Speaker 1: were still on chat. I think I swear to god,
Speaker 1: we were here in person.
Speaker 4: I don't think it was I think it was here too,
Speaker 4: but maybe we it was a sick day and maybe
Speaker 4: like somebody, yeah, somebody go figure it out. Somebody will
Speaker 4: figure and spam him to death with the answer, don't
Speaker 4: let him every day that every day at twelve forty
Speaker 4: five pm.
Speaker 1: It's not going to kill me. That's good about every
Speaker 1: day at four oh three a m. How about every
Speaker 1: every every twenty five and thirty of every hour sending
Speaker 1: the answer to that question, intentionally raising several children so
Speaker 1: that they have their left and right switched up that
Speaker 1: they don't know what side is. That's crazy. Just fucking
Speaker 1: them up so needless, or putting shoes your shoes, the
Speaker 1: kids shoes on the wrong foot for the rest of
Speaker 1: their life. It's so the fee the wrong way. You
Speaker 1: really find my kid's feet? Wait, what like Chinese footbinding? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course I'm a traditionalist Chinese. Oh interesting, Chinese traditionalists. Interesting.
Speaker 1: You guys didn't know my last name is Yao me whoa, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's yeah, my last name is Yoming. Well stupid as motherfucker,
Speaker 1: well fucking my friend, guys, did you know that? I
Speaker 1: think I think is my dad. I think that's I think,
Speaker 1: they say, I know now right? What? Huh? What's you
Speaker 1: talking about? Holla? That am I alive? What are you
Speaker 1: eating right now? Frank don't want to be in this.
Speaker 4: But I went to the pretzel place of the Union
Speaker 4: Station and I was like, Hey, let me get one
Speaker 4: of those hot dog pretzels. We don't have that, we
Speaker 4: have sausage and has Mabel flavoring. I'm like that sounds disgusting.
Speaker 4: Give it to me, he busted right, And one of
Speaker 4: those hot dogs.
Speaker 1: And nothing like things I've never heard of from a
Speaker 1: train station. Maple sausage pretzel. Yeah, it's like you so
Speaker 1: it has the pretzel batter around it. Sausage. It's like
Speaker 1: a breakfast thing. It's fine. Charcoal p smoothie. I try it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why not? They're putting charcoal in all sorts of weird
Speaker 1: ship they are sween hate is forced and gay. Uh
Speaker 1: I go garbonds on her bean till that chick peas
Speaker 1: brought to you by Goya beans. Blonde, blue eyed German
Speaker 1: man reminiscing about his romantic seal clubbing retreat with Chris
Speaker 1: If actman can get Roger Clark, so can you cowards?
Speaker 1: Mister Hanson. Oh, someone reached out to me and they
Speaker 1: said that like they got into contact with the Duke
Speaker 1: Nukem voice actor. Yeah, did you get this message too? No? Okay,
Speaker 1: but that sounded like you were a dreaming uh oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And they asked they've brought him up, that we brought
Speaker 1: him up on the show, and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll go on. I don't know what we're gonna do.
Speaker 1: About that. I mean that that would be an interesting
Speaker 1: strange guest. Yeah, I got a brush up on my
Speaker 1: duke nukem if we're gonna have Hey, do you know
Speaker 1: if that wedding was actually a good fucking it was
Speaker 1: really fun? Hey? You know we we hung out with him.
Speaker 1: We're doing a rehearsal. We hung out with him and
Speaker 1: it was a fucking bomb. Do you think you'll remember anyone?
Speaker 1: He said he had a great time at that wedding,
Speaker 1: like okay, like so like, uh, he was pretty specific
Speaker 1: about it. So maybe I mean, I remember me, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm only I'm the only memorable. Anyway, go on to
Speaker 1: the going on of the second page. Here, you fuck them? Well, dude,
Speaker 1: we didn't guess. We didn't guess. They letting us know.
Speaker 1: Be hilarious if you choke them and held close. So
Speaker 1: he's a near miss with that ship. Uh. Anyway, Trump's
Speaker 1: comically small penis and swings huge tooth gap thug Zilla
Speaker 1: powering powering up with eighty thousand gallons of mall g
Speaker 1: t a four swing set glitch on some Mario Brothers ship.
Speaker 1: After the bill passed, Chris's neighbors getting fed up with
Speaker 1: the noise and taking revenge by fucking swinging Chris and
Speaker 1: making Chris and Derek watch Jack WM swing. Calling me
Speaker 1: British is so offensive. I'm from New Zealand. To eat
Speaker 1: a dick, I commit crime, to play tag with the
Speaker 1: police and they just can't tag. You're it. You go,
Speaker 1: you slap a cop in the back of the head
Speaker 1: really hard, You slop him so hard, you pull hand
Speaker 1: back and it's like blood on the back of your hand,
Speaker 1: and then you run off and the cops like you
Speaker 1: slap back hard on the back of the head. His
Speaker 1: eye falls out. I think that cop is dying in seconds.
Speaker 1: Blood on your head. I've been thinking about that, idiots.
Speaker 1: So it's so hard, like back of the heads blood,
Speaker 1: It's like, I think they're done at that point. You blood.
Speaker 4: I can't, it's already like the softest part of your
Speaker 4: fucking head.
Speaker 1: Imagine the imagine you hit somebody. Bet, you hit somebody
Speaker 1: so hard in the back of the head and they
Speaker 1: fall down and then they crawl to a nearby porch
Speaker 1: and then walk on all fours in a circle under
Speaker 1: it three times and then go to sleep and die.
Speaker 1: I'm like, WHOA, that's insane. I would love to die
Speaker 1: like a dog like that. Yeah, I wanna. I want
Speaker 1: to die quiet, Like it's so unconvincing, like I keep,
Speaker 1: I keep. I brought up this joke to my friends
Speaker 1: last night. We were like, you meage someone Like you
Speaker 1: walk into a room and someone's like sitting on like
Speaker 1: a stool, like in the middle of an empty room,
Speaker 1: and they have no clothes on, but they have like
Speaker 1: a fucking washcloth over their lap and then a pistol
Speaker 1: on it. Mmm. It's like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 1: A nightmare I had once? Like what do you do?
Speaker 1: Like are you gonna kill yourself? Like, yeah, I was
Speaker 1: planning on doing it. They all get my bad. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I guess what what do you do at that point?
Speaker 1: Like don't do it? Or relatively of a stick shift
Speaker 1: g t A a big meaty stinks can Joe will
Speaker 1: be christ is bisexual, awaken a new superhero idea ankle
Speaker 1: mon or Man, monitor man, some guy afrobation. I guess
Speaker 1: that sucks. I'm here. I'm out here avoiding parole. I
Speaker 1: refuse to be paroled. I refuse don't parole me. Don't
Speaker 1: If you parole me, I will imperil you. That's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Peril later, he's the guy's been following Spider Man for
Speaker 3: the last thirty five.
Speaker 1: Years, making it worse for him. Gay actor, good luck,
Speaker 1: Jonathan Kevin Spacey. Sorry, I can't. I had a burrito.
Speaker 4: Yeah, somebody poorly photoshopped, Uh, the Punisher having a Hulkbuster.
Speaker 3: What do you mean why don't you have a hulk
Speaker 3: He does the war machine shit eventually, but poorly.
Speaker 1: It's funny because it's just poorly edited.
Speaker 2: Easy.
Speaker 1: I would love if they let him kill Hulk in
Speaker 1: a movie that it would be really funny. Let's do
Speaker 1: this green or somehow, Let's do this opposite of red right,
Speaker 1: that's the opposite color red right? Green? Well, he's a
Speaker 1: green line. The Hulk is a greenlinge green, No, greenling?
Speaker 1: A green ling? Why is he a ling? The lings
Speaker 1: being tiny? Is he? Well, he's tiny for him? Is
Speaker 1: the Asian? He's like show for a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so Korean. I think I can't look at it. I mean,
Speaker 1: yeah that you shouldn't be able to.
Speaker 3: It's weird if you like I actually can you see
Speaker 3: you see those people think I'm lying?
Speaker 1: That's weird. You shouldn't know what you mean.
Speaker 3: I think somebody are some of them have the official features.
Speaker 1: But I can tell Chinese from everybody else. I think
Speaker 1: there's been way too much like h like just like
Speaker 1: say you have anything Korean, I can never tell. I
Speaker 1: think there's way too much inter like everybody's been so like.
Speaker 1: I think I can tell it's actually high key racist
Speaker 1: Caribbean from a black American appearance. I think an Africans too.
Speaker 4: I think to like, say, okay, I know what Ethiopian
Speaker 4: looks like, for example, because I know what so Danny
Speaker 4: looks like to just because of like I can see
Speaker 4: the North and South mixed in you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it right, people look some people look distinct. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're very hungry. I get it. I get ith.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can take educated guests, but I can't, like say, say,
Speaker 4: I couldn't say with certain I'll see a motherfucker with
Speaker 4: this the biggest fucking nose, And it's like, oh, well,
Speaker 4: that can be attributed to a Frenchman, that can be
Speaker 4: attributed to a somebody in the Mediterranean, that can be
Speaker 4: attributed to Italian. It's it's actually that's the thing where
Speaker 4: it's like it's you can't, you can't.
Speaker 1: It's a bottomatic feature. Do the fucking fiddler and the
Speaker 1: roof ship. You know what I'm saying. You add some
Speaker 1: some commerce into it and you figure it out. That's
Speaker 1: crazy those videos. See the videos and see what happens.
Speaker 1: You see the videos of the guys like spraying fucking
Speaker 1: Hasidic Jews with like water bottles, like water guns. Why
Speaker 1: what do you mean because because people are anti medic Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, I know. I know. It's right.
Speaker 4: There's actual we know there's actual Nazis. Yeah, people were all,
Speaker 4: you know, the same same deal.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so there's just people like literally just like
Speaker 1: their minding their own business and they're just like spraying
Speaker 1: with one. It's like it's so obnoxious, so insane because
Speaker 1: like ruin my girls anti they were gonna friz.
Speaker 3: Every Hassidic you ever met in my life has been
Speaker 3: really cool. I like I've met enough every single one.
Speaker 4: I saw one steal like a guy's golf cart was weird.
Speaker 4: What like they were golfing this this this dude was
Speaker 4: golfing and then like this group of the city they
Speaker 4: just stole. They commentered his golf cart.
Speaker 1: It's it's on video. It's like they're like, it's not
Speaker 1: Jewish business. And grabs you and fling you.
Speaker 4: Then you're like t rocket would fucking blast off and
Speaker 4: they toss you.
Speaker 1: They they have they have the authority to come into
Speaker 1: your vehicles. I can imagine, dude.
Speaker 4: It's crazy if they liked that, like where they were
Speaker 4: just like, oh yeah, we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Use He opens the thing and it's it was his
Speaker 1: wallet or whatever, and it's just like I don't even know,
Speaker 1: like like a picture of Larry David is. It's just like, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: no problem. I didn't know I was. I didn't know
Speaker 1: you were chill like that? It's morphin? What's about that? Morphin?
Speaker 1: What's the pH balance? Were acidic juice? What would you
Speaker 1: do if you went to ET's home planet and everyone
Speaker 1: was wearing clothes? Uh? Heath eating truck stop sushi on
Speaker 1: the regular kids? Fi fo? Come, can we get an
Speaker 1: extra AMMO about Derek's aunt? May fanfic? I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 1: we would that even do? That's one thing it technically
Speaker 1: already kind of mapped out. Uh would you guys just
Speaker 1: feel it? You know what? So we'll just we'll go, well,
Speaker 1: we'll make an extra AMMO. That's that. And since you
Speaker 1: ask for that only that'll be as long as it
Speaker 1: needs to be and that'll be your extra ammo. And
Speaker 1: then when it's a five minute episode, you can't complain.
Speaker 1: That would be ridiculous. Why be Microsoft and you can
Speaker 1: be macro hard the Palasinian Assassin's got Ozzy Osbourne? Can
Speaker 1: we Uh oh Obama? Obama when he met Michelle be like,
Speaker 1: let me be queer. Uh Vladimir poo tang poo tang.
Speaker 1: I like that. Uh Kingston is becoming genuinely irritating to
Speaker 1: listen to Please fire him? Now? Is that a joke?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Thank you for your patronage. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love it. No, Jim and I do love it. Please
Speaker 1: keep doing it. I don't know. I think we I
Speaker 1: think we both could stand to enunciate better. Like I've
Speaker 1: noticed that, like it bothers me that I don't enunciate
Speaker 1: as well as I should. But like what, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't I just feel like I've noticed it. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I noticed those things for me, I for you, I
Speaker 1: guess I never thought that this motherfucker though I've got
Speaker 1: into the habit of kind of intentionally like trailing enunciation.
Speaker 1: You don't think you have an issue with that. I
Speaker 1: don't you clearly have an issue. I didn't, did I
Speaker 1: guess I feel like I hear it from me? But
Speaker 1: uh whatever, Well, yeah, Blanca's taint tastes like apple, jolly rancher,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. The Irish have a slur for redheads. That's
Speaker 1: just the word ginger. But you pronounced the first letter
Speaker 1: in the G like Anny Good. Injury is crazy? Uh,
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Speaker 1: I thought that's all it was. I think I've never
Speaker 1: seen their soap. I've never seen it, but I just
Speaker 1: I use it great. They probably got I mean women
Speaker 1: probably have better shampoomen. I have a probably, although I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's true though, because like those are
Speaker 1: like two things in it to make it like a thousands. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that you ever bought female pants shi.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking expensive. Lady pants are so expensive? Why
Speaker 1: they shouldn't wear nothing? Yeah? I agree? Actually, honestly, let
Speaker 1: them hang out laugh would be better if the world
Speaker 1: is fucking wars everybody was, everybody wouldn't be, so we
Speaker 1: should be a manisphere, but like old school manisphere, Like
Speaker 1: there's this new school manisphere where like women shouldn't be,
Speaker 1: like should be lady should cover up and not do
Speaker 1: We should just do the exact opposite, Yes, because that
Speaker 1: sex negative. Why aren't you're naked? We should weren't you
Speaker 1: naked and doing nothing else? We should give women more
Speaker 1: rise to do ship so we don't have to. I'm
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Speaker 1: Sweeney Bee like once upon a time critical role campaign
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Speaker 1: Massive has miraculously passed away bats and Palestini's canowrast easy
Speaker 1: one of the most cool things.
Speaker 4: It's it's just the plot of a RoboCop. Like when
Speaker 4: you think about it, it's not not like the most
Speaker 4: cruel fucking thing where they what he's on. Dude dies
Speaker 4: on work and they resurrect him to work forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't even think they pay him because what
Speaker 1: they need because now he's property. The worst. That is
Speaker 1: kind of kind of that probably really sucks. That is
Speaker 1: kind of the day. Is X game is the second one, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the one that I'm playing. I know, Ah, I
Speaker 1: didn't ask for this because the worst.
Speaker 3: But he's not even like a limber one. He's not
Speaker 3: even like an android.
Speaker 1: That's cool. He's just mostly a bot. Like there's like
Speaker 1: a fucking giant dildo in his ass. The way he
Speaker 1: walks is like THENK yeah, your move knit. They're like, whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: I know you're in Detroit, black Person's present right now.
Speaker 1: What was that about? Like towed it down? What a shame?
Speaker 1: You scared me, Blackie. No one hears black Beep beep beep.
Speaker 1: Sweeney and exclusively, exclusively goon Devil the man with outcome
Speaker 1: hammering my dick flat to grind smithing levels. I call
Speaker 1: it Excalibur. Now am or am meeting Sonic the Hedgehog
Speaker 1: and gaining a corporeal body. Uh oh my goodness. Search
Speaker 1: Peter Lorie Fish Battle. Adam ruins everything, but she's not Adam,
Speaker 1: and she's not ruining anything. Procrastinating suicide later, I'm too
Speaker 1: tired to kill myself today, and you just end.
Speaker 3: Up living and thriving, and you're like, maybe I don't
Speaker 3: want to do it anymore.
Speaker 1: I've lived so long and perfect kill it. Kill yourself
Speaker 1: the second your life's perfect, Bam als.
Speaker 3: Perfect, Li likes perfect. Your kid walks in the room, Dude.
Speaker 1: I'm scared. I'm scared of crazy ship like that. It's
Speaker 1: like it's like freak things that just happen. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like that's not even like a freak accent or nothing.
Speaker 1: It's just like, well, your brain's just gonna kill you now.
Speaker 1: There's no point of being afraid of that. For me,
Speaker 1: it's like what it's It's like, well, I'm not sitting
Speaker 1: here like, you know, flinching at the idea. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't even worry. It's just an uncomfortable thing. Like
Speaker 1: sometimes they think about it and I'm like, oh man,
Speaker 1: this could all be for nothing. I can't. Well, ultimately
Speaker 1: technically it is, you know, that's true. So it's like whatever.
Speaker 1: So it's like so that's why you're supposed to like
Speaker 1: enjoy it, spread your seat and then die. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: take that advice. I just enjoy it. I'm like, came,
Speaker 1: if you get diagnosed with something crazy, you know, go
Speaker 1: out spread your seed. Yeah. I don't even think I
Speaker 1: would really do treating. I would just kind of seed
Speaker 1: Sam Cedar because he's spreading his seat, that's that's his name.
Speaker 1: I wish I could impersonate him, son. I can't. It's impossible.
Speaker 1: It's like, here's the other thing.
Speaker 4: It's like, not kermit, you gotta say uh a thousand
Speaker 4: times to finish one sentence.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 4: That's one thing that I noticed about him that makes
Speaker 4: me want to kill myself. Sometimes I listen to him
Speaker 4: if he's not.
Speaker 1: In a role. He's like uh uh and uh and
Speaker 1: it's uh and.
Speaker 4: I'm like, bro, please, you've been doing this for decades.
Speaker 4: You gotta stop saying so fucking much. Like you could
Speaker 4: say it every once in a while. Sure, but next time,
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I'm saying this because I might ruin
Speaker 4: it for you, because it's one of those things that
Speaker 4: you probably never noticed. And then I pointed out and
Speaker 4: he says, like five thousand times.
Speaker 1: Well you want no secret, you can possibly root in
Speaker 1: Sam sear for me. I don't. I don't watch, Okay,
Speaker 1: I watched The Gregority. I I usually just watch Kyle
Speaker 1: and then like maybe I'll delve into I'll watch other
Speaker 1: things too sometimes, but like generally it's just like I don't.
Speaker 1: I find they're setup to be kind of annoying. You're
Speaker 1: just haters because they're I don't like it a good point.
Speaker 1: I didn't thought of that really. I'm really I'm really
Speaker 1: picky with like the sets that people use for some reason. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like it's just kind of light blue. Well it's more
Speaker 1: it's not even the color, it just kind of it
Speaker 1: feels old, like it just kind of feels like it's
Speaker 1: it feels like two thousand and six, like there's something
Speaker 1: about that room. It's been around that long. So no,
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, probably it's never changed. Like it's kind
Speaker 1: of like how like I don't mind Kyle at his
Speaker 1: desk or whatever, but like whenever it's Kyle and Crystal
Speaker 1: in that weird room, I hate it's I don't watch
Speaker 1: any like anytime that the screen flashes white and it's
Speaker 1: Crystal and Kyle, I don't. I don't watch it. I'm
Speaker 1: not not even necessarily because I don't care about what
Speaker 1: chrystalases say. I just genuinely like, I hate how the
Speaker 1: camera is so far away, the audio is always worse
Speaker 1: it is, and so I'm just like, I can't do this.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, fucking damned if I sit in front of
Speaker 3: her screen, I have a white woman tell me about Okay,
Speaker 3: I'd rather die.
Speaker 1: But Vidlin, she said she recently went on her honeymoon.
Speaker 1: I was like, somebody married her. What the hell? That's
Speaker 1: so mean for no reason? Not nice, Holy crap. What
Speaker 1: I said was fucked up to But whoa, that was
Speaker 1: a bit. I have absolutely zero problem with it. But
Speaker 1: I just thought it was a good opportunity. That is
Speaker 1: a great That is a I mean, that caught me
Speaker 1: about surprise anyway, Switchy the kid everything. We got a
Speaker 1: new we got a new one here, Nay Giger, Hey
Speaker 1: surprised it took this long to get that, Hey Giger,
Speaker 1: Indiana Jones get it the first heard imagine so stupid,
Speaker 1: Oh ship man, life is beautiful man? Sure Inana Jones
Speaker 1: and the jerking of the Crystal penis new shirt. So
Speaker 1: Bizigger and Nay Gigger Oh my god, you gotta do
Speaker 1: Nate Higgers man, No, and Nate Higgers such a terrible idea.
Speaker 1: I love Nate Higgers. That's such a fucking good one.
Speaker 1: I do like like creating a character, creating a character
Speaker 1: named Nate Higgers. He's like such a serious person, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: Nate Higgers. It's it's dreamline.
Speaker 3: I made that joke when I was maybe in sixth
Speaker 3: grade the first time, and I could not stop.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's I was like it was it
Speaker 1: was like everyone, he's looking at you like. He laughed
Speaker 1: so hard. He laughed so hard that when he made
Speaker 1: the joke, he wighed about as much as he does now.
Speaker 1: And when he finished laughing, I was outside of a
Speaker 1: sixth grader, a hungry looking one too. Faculty actually the
Speaker 1: gay clown, my new D and D weapon plus four
Speaker 1: bludgeting Hamster and mets slinging vampire. Yeah, okay, uh fly
Speaker 1: fly me to your ass and let me come inside
Speaker 1: your ass. Let me see what comes like inside your
Speaker 1: fucking uh vampire. Feed is interesting. I want to see
Speaker 1: the next lyric man keep going another words. In other words, hi,
Speaker 1: fuck men, in other words, men fuck me. I don't
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Speaker 1: the Canadian. Should we get a new Should we get
Speaker 1: a la booo made last Sweeney clearly seen. Yeah, of
Speaker 1: course it has to be. It has to be one
Speaker 1: of you guys. It can't be me. Why too much?
Speaker 1: Too much of me? Directly? Okay, Yeah, we got I
Speaker 1: mean it just comes with brid comes in a violet,
Speaker 1: come with it. What the remember those toys that had
Speaker 1: like came with like slim do you like someone had
Speaker 1: at least once, you know you like I don't want
Speaker 1: to bust it in them discussed that never even crossed
Speaker 1: my mind, did not mind until just but you remember,
Speaker 1: right like they had toys like that. You know, I
Speaker 1: remember it too, like it was the coolest fucking thing
Speaker 1: I ever Actually, now that I'm remembering it, we're talking
Speaker 1: about this and it's like reigniting memories. But like spreading
Speaker 1: Man three, they had the Sandman actual figures with like
Speaker 1: the fucking the sand in like a vial and it
Speaker 1: was like it was it was It wasn't like real sand.
Speaker 1: It was like place like what is it like like
Speaker 1: moon sand? Like moon sand, and so like you could
Speaker 1: just use it and like make whatever the you want
Speaker 1: out of it. That's so fucking cool. Such a dumb
Speaker 1: toy though, because it was just Thomas Hayden Church and
Speaker 1: a stupid shirt. But like, but it was cool sand
Speaker 1: But it's just the fucking same thing. Alarm clock, Yes,
Speaker 1: might work on a clock. A Canadian I know every
Speaker 1: day I see the Who's Right podcast has better intros
Speaker 1: than you. It's your boys, Shawnee d and thank god
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Speaker 1: Sweeney making up the Annihilator and saying Vader and Obi
Speaker 1: Wan fought there and Nick mckeey Loki The New War
Speaker 1: of the World should be the first watch watch along movie.
Speaker 1: I was actually I was actually thinking this literally this
Speaker 1: morning because I was like, there were movies that I
Speaker 1: was thinking about. It's like that's not I don't know something.
Speaker 1: They're not bad movies to do it, but like as
Speaker 1: in as an inaugural movie, like none of them felt right.
Speaker 1: That feels perfect. Our spurges, Let's get whatever we need. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have the splitter. I'm just it was it really
Speaker 1: was just like we should bring headphones by the way,
Speaker 1: for when we do it. But I was literally it's
Speaker 1: so fun. I was literally thinking this this morning, where
Speaker 1: it's like this is an unprecedented zero on Rotten Tomatoes,
Speaker 1: like that's that's probably the worst movie that's been released
Speaker 1: in the last like fifteen years. That's awesome, probably longer,
Speaker 1: like I don't I don't know if anything that has
Speaker 1: that low of a score. So yeah, easily, that will
Speaker 1: absolutely be the first thing we just have to set
Speaker 1: aside time. I guess like one of these days, will
Speaker 1: I guess next whatever, the next time we record on
Speaker 1: the day that we aren't doing extra amma, we'll just
Speaker 1: like use it for like oh yeah, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: we'll we'll do that. That'll be fun. God, yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks well the world. I can't even He just has
Speaker 1: a good voice, that's all. Who ice cube.
Speaker 4: He has a very commanding voice. To me, he should
Speaker 4: have just been a hype man. Yeah, he has a
Speaker 4: very good voice. Like say, a lot of people like
Speaker 4: today is a good day. I think that's a fucking
Speaker 4: terrible song. I love the beat, really love the beat.
Speaker 4: It's just it's uh, I listen to it again, it's
Speaker 4: probably it's nothing special about it.
Speaker 1: But it's not a bad song. It's I think.
Speaker 3: I think it's a dog having a good.
Speaker 1: Day for once.
Speaker 4: I'm i'm, i'm, I'm okay with the concept. I think
Speaker 4: the patterns or I just I can't fuck with that.
Speaker 1: I hate listening to it. They're not like anything special.
Speaker 1: Woke up and have sex in the morning. Gotta thank
Speaker 1: God my ash is fucking big, but that's kind of odd.
Speaker 1: I prefer his breastless in THEMG. I prefer his nemesis
Speaker 1: his work. Uh is it water Sphere? I think is
Speaker 1: his name water? Yeah? Yeah, the guy.
Speaker 3: It would be fires sphere or fires not the opposite
Speaker 3: of ice.
Speaker 1: What's something hot? I don't know. Fucking ice is cold?
Speaker 1: Stove God, that's a real rapper. Actually, stove God, God cooks.
Speaker 1: Man that sucks. Stove God cooks. Okay, we're really running
Speaker 1: out stuff. Like I knew when rappers started doing the
Speaker 1: like get it. I mean, I knew when the little
Speaker 1: started happening. I was like, that happened though, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 1: But when I when I noticed, when I noticed it
Speaker 1: was a common thing, I was like, oh man, yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and then it got to the point where like,
Speaker 1: let's just misspell shit, Oh yeah, you got it, like
Speaker 1: with like ones and ship Low Low. It's like a
Speaker 1: very fantasia. That was the first thing I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: it's done. It's like now, it's like we're we're approaching now,
Speaker 1: it's like a I basically I think he stole like
Speaker 1: Tech sixty nine because Tech nine has a nine in
Speaker 1: his fucking name instead of the eye. I hate it.
Speaker 1: I hate it so much. But I think I think
Speaker 1: rap back alone, maybe not listen to Tech nine for
Speaker 1: the longest time. I'm not even joking. I think I
Speaker 1: just thought it was such a stupid thing to see
Speaker 1: on my.
Speaker 4: Have a complicated relationship with him because I think he's
Speaker 4: a great artist. I think he's a great chopper, but
Speaker 4: he has so much cringe surrounding his catalog. Like I
Speaker 4: guess he's releasing a new album called like like Ghetto
Speaker 4: Psycho or something, and I was like, I am absolutely
Speaker 4: not listening to that.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear that. He's really he's very talented.
Speaker 1: The problem is that the problem is that the stuff
Speaker 1: he talks about, whether it be like politically charged or
Speaker 1: like actually for the betterment of people crazy, that every
Speaker 1: single album is just him talking about nine new gadgets.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: He has one of my favorite songs by him is
Speaker 4: called This Ring. It's a great song. It's about like,
Speaker 4: well it's about it ring, This ring. You know, yeah,
Speaker 4: good songs, A very good song. This Ring is a
Speaker 4: very good song. And then there's there's like one of
Speaker 4: that was Fragile that has Kendrick Lamar. It's actually a
Speaker 4: very chillucking being probably like almost ten years old or
Speaker 4: something like that.
Speaker 1: Some bullshit like that.
Speaker 3: I'm more than that now, i'd argue, I fuck.
Speaker 1: It's all. It's all. I don't know about that.
Speaker 4: It's because no, no, no, because the first time I
Speaker 4: had Kendrick on was all sixes and seven. This was
Speaker 4: probably like twenty eleven or something.
Speaker 1: So is his first name tech? Yeah, alright, his name
Speaker 1: is tech. No, I don't remember his first name. His
Speaker 1: last name is Yates. Why Andrew and Yates? Probably?
Speaker 4: I know it's Yates for sure because he has a
Speaker 4: cousin named Marcus Yates that used to be used to
Speaker 4: go by uber geek. And he doesn't rap anymore.
Speaker 1: His name This is just gamer tag names, man, It's
Speaker 1: just it's all names.
Speaker 3: I think most I think most rappers have dumb names, yeah,
Speaker 3: unless unless I don't.
Speaker 1: I just don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you make a good like unless
Speaker 3: you're like not like, if you're a nineties rapper from
Speaker 3: New York, you have a cool name.
Speaker 1: The thing although than that, you do not have a
Speaker 1: cool name about it. They literally inspector deck freaking method. Man,
Speaker 1: those are cool dames, And it's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: fucking yeah, I don't know, pat problem crazy. The thing
Speaker 1: that's a problem is that, like do you remember that?
Speaker 1: Do you remember that era?
Speaker 4: No, so there was an era where they were like raspy,
Speaker 4: raspy voices are in so they dmx.
Speaker 1: So so DMX was he was original, He's a problem
Speaker 1: dmx so exhibit DMX is that cool?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: But then like they got Who's the Danger Guy?
Speaker 4: Which is mystical, mystical, And with that mystical is one
Speaker 4: of the most unique rappers of all.
Speaker 1: He rapped so fucking fast. It's crazy. It sounds like
Speaker 1: but like it just works for some reason. It was
Speaker 1: RK but scared. It's wild, And that's crazy because he
Speaker 1: always sounds scared to me. He's always shivering. He's like
Speaker 1: perpetually shivering. No, but imagine him frightened. Imagine his heart
Speaker 1: rates up. It's crazy. It hurts him, who won't shut
Speaker 1: the shut up? This makes me paying. I wish frozen
Speaker 1: yogurt wasn't frozen. He spends billions kind of figure out
Speaker 1: that throwing it. Some guys like, just let it melt,
Speaker 1: just that it's not frozen yogat. He pulls all of it.
Speaker 1: He pulls all of his vaccine scientists off of vaccines
Speaker 1: and onto research and how to keep frozen yogurt frozen
Speaker 1: for slightly longer. I want frozen yogurt, does say lightly young.
Speaker 1: By the time I get home, it's slightly melted. I
Speaker 1: don't like grassy. It hurts my neck. Just because my
Speaker 1: preferred frozen yogurt places fifteen hours away for me doesn't
Speaker 1: mean I should be suffered the consequence. We should have
Speaker 1: a paturely frozen yoga yogurt. You should have pat He
Speaker 1: thinks the cat we have to get back so did
Speaker 1: it's melts like I can't eat it smelt in my
Speaker 1: my bear. My bear is fucking my bear. Got I
Speaker 1: spelled my belted frozen yelkirt all over my barack. They
Speaker 1: couldn't get any worse.
Speaker 4: Oh no, picturely the barre necks like fucking like you
Speaker 4: know when you saw like the tree and you just
Speaker 4: have like a little.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking it's just inact. It's like but it's had
Speaker 1: fur around it. That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, that's exactly
Speaker 1: what it's. It's like a like a piece of meat
Speaker 1: with like a white circle.
Speaker 4: Bone and then it's just like to me slightly when
Speaker 4: you slightly tilted, and it's just like perfectly sliced.
Speaker 1: Perfectly, perfectly sliced barre necks sandwich style. That's crazy sandwich.
Speaker 1: Would you like quarter pound sandwich? I get it? Sandwich style?
Speaker 1: What's in this? I really need someone to do a
Speaker 1: favorite my frozen spelt? Can you please do something about this? Someone,
Speaker 1: get Jack Frost on the line. I need help. Somebody
Speaker 1: called you Frost. Jack Frost isn't real. This guy snoozed it.
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Speaker 1: and he takes it out like this. It's spoiled salt.
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Speaker 5: of his hands. It's bubbling and it's yeah, wants he
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Speaker 1: so I got to go to an exchanger, to exchanger
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Speaker 3: of a trader?
Speaker 1: Is like, uh, it's not the opposite, it's another, it's
Speaker 1: another alternate, it's an alter.
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Speaker 4: I always say betrayal Joe, Joe.
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Speaker 1: I love that clip.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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