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wrong Apartment. I keep telling you, guys, I'm not that

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stupid Miranda girl. Oh okay, not what I expected you

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came here to what? Dude? I hate this holiday and

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you know that. Ah, this is like the worst surprise ever.

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What are those bags? Don't tell me that you brought stuff? Seriously,

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I don't even know what's in those Probably something cheap,

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like chocolates or a stupid teddy bear from a truck store.

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You know I hate small trinkets like that. Yeah, okay,

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totally go ahead and get comfortable, since you're not giving

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me a choice. Valentine's Days for losers or like divorced

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moms shoving chocolate in their mouths till they forget about

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their own man take tragedies. No, I'm not projecting. Valentine's

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Day sucks. Everything about it is cheesy? Do I really

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need to rehash this? Didn't even want to relax anyway?

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Might as well, sit before I get frustrated and kick

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you out. Great, Yeah, pull out the stupid chocolates. Why not?

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Which one should we try first? The hazelnut or the

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orange jam that tastes like soap that doesn't look like

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a box of chocolates. Ah, that's weird. I don't remember

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mentioning that I like these? How did you? They're even

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strawberry frost? And who told you that these are my favorite? Oh?

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You listened? Okay, sure makes total sense. I still hate

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Valentine's Day. Sucking up to me and getting me treats

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isn't going to fix that. I told you I've had

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bad experiences, like the worst experiences, and if I could

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live in blissful ignorance and act all happy this time around,

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I would, But it's not that easy, and buttering me

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up with sugar cookies and chocolates and all that jazz

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won't do anything in the scheme of things. Did you

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just come here to throw treats at me? Don't you

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have better places to be, dude? I am not deflecting.

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There are way cooler places to be than my messy

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apartment on Valentine's Day. You could be at like a

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cool bar or out partying or talking with some other

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girl who would actually appreciate. Uh, oh there's more. Yeah, sure,

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just present them to me one by one. Why don't

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you the last one? Secret? Right? Got it? I actually

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really like these? How'd you know that I liked the

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strawberry flavor so much? I barely ever talk about it,

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and I haven't seen strawberry pokis on the shelves in months. Really,

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you camped out for pockeys? Couldn't you have just ordered

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them on Amazon or something? Man, I haven't had these

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in so long. I bet they tasted even better than

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I remember. All right, Fine, your gifts are going well,

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but that doesn't mean anything. Just because you know my

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favorite snacks doesn't mean I'm cuddling up to you. Yes,

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I'm being cautious. That's what's important on days like this,

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making sure people don't take advantage of the romantic mood.

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I've had enough people to do that in the past.

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I get it. We've been friends for a while now,

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but I don't think I've ever had a Valentine's Day

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go how I wanted. If I'm honest, so at least

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I have an excuse to be this. Oh okay, so

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you got me my favorite snacks and now you're doing

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the classic draping your arm around me. Move got it,

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I'm not playing this game. I understand that you think

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I'm tough, so maybe it would be fun to like

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get under my skin or whatever, but I'm not giving

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in to you. Okay. This isn't something to just mess

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around with. It's serious. Today's supposed to be a romantic day,

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not a mess with Blair until she freaks out on

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me day. I don't feel like being played just because

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you want entertainment. No, this is a joke to you.

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You're smiling. Why would you be smiling if it wasn't

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a joke. Sure, you're really just doing this because you

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like me. That makes total sense. You're bringing all these

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snacks and breaking into my house on Valentine's Day because

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you like me, not because you want to mess with me.

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What's that? No, you're kidding? Is that a signed poster

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of doctor Ian Malcolm? Is this signature real? Not just

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print it on? Oh my god, it's real. It's sharpy

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I how did you even get this? These are like

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super expensive. I haven't been able to get even close

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to nabbing one of these how long have you been

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saving for this? Months? No way, I can't believe it. Seriously,

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I'm sorry. I know I'm not usually touchy, but no

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one's ever done anything like this for me before. No

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one's ever actually understood the things that I liked, let

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alone gotten me something so meaningful. And I don't know

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how you managed it. And I'm sorry for freaking out

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on you. I just I didn't know what to do.

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I was worried that you were playing some sort of

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game because I couldn't believe that anyone would would really

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want to spend Valentine's Day with me. And I was wrong.

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I was really wrong. And well I'm starting to believe you. Wait,

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it's not just for Valentine's Day, like you feel like

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this all the time about me? Bro, Why didn't you

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tell me sooner? Oh my gosh, you are such a

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All of this could have been avoided if you had

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just said something to me, But no, you just had

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to spoil me with all of these hyper specific gifts

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and actually understand who I am as a person. No,

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I'm not mad. I'm maybe a little internally conflicted on

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whether or not this is actually real, But how could

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I ever be angry. This might be the best day

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of my life. You don't believe me. Come on, we've

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already been through this. I thought that you were sucking

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up to me because of I don't know, maybe you

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wanted something from me, or maybe you just wanted to

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embarrass me. Obviously, neither of those things have any truth

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in them. But I'm kind of stupid sometimes, And really,

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if I didn't like all of this, would I really

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still be here. I definitely would have kicked you out

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by now. All right, Well, if you need proof, I

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guess I could try to hold on one second. Yes,

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it's a book, a book that I never thought I

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would allow to see the light of day. But since

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you are so dead set on the fact that I'm

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a liar, now I will show you my more vulnerable side.

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Sit closer to me. You've pretty much already confessed, so

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don't be shy now. These are drawings I made from

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about a year ago, maybe even a bit more. We

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met a while back, but I hadn't really reconnected with

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my artistic side until then. Yeah, there were drawings of

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you mostly anyway. Some are you, some are us together,

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from when I tried to capture the moments we had.

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I know it's stupidly cheesy, and I think I would

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free dive off a cliff if anyone saw them, but

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they proved my point. You were my muse pretty much

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for the entire year. All of these, every single one,

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there are all of us. This one's from when we

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went to that cafe and heard that amazing singer. I

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forgot her name, but I remember the look in your eyes.

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I couldn't really place it, and it felt weirdly intimate

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to me, so I drew it, and I know what

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it was now, but back then all I could do

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was draw. And then this one from when we went

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to that museum and I tripped over myself at the

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Dino exhibit trying to get a good look at the fossils.

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Still worth it, by the way, but it took me

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hours to get this sketch right. Looking back on it,

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I was obviously too scared to process my emotions, so

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I threw it all on paper and just hope for

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the best. But the more I captured the feelings on paper,

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the less I had to worry about them. At least

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that's what I thought. By the way, this is your fault,

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because you should have told me this like a millennium ago.

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But I guess Valentine's Day works too. Dating that's new,

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but I guess that's the word for it. Jokes aside,

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I don't really think there's anyone else that I would

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want to be in a relationship with. I mean, even

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putting aside the fact that you gave me literally the

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best gift that I think anyone's ever given me in

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the history of time. If I'm honest, I think you're

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probably the only person that can put up with my

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borderline insane levels of insecurity. Yep, we're just calling it

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what it is now. Well, obviously the fact that you

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showed up here doing nothing but being nice and my

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first instinct was to freak out. I mean, that doesn't

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make me tough, that makes me insecure, Like it felt

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easier for me to just write it all off as

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fake than to actually entertain the idea that you're trying

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to get my attention. Yeah, I said, I'm not the

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easiest to be around, and I know that, but I

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hope you'll believe me when I say that all those

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drawings I drew, I poured my heart into them. You know,

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it's actually a good thing. I never burnt that book.

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I thought about it for a while because I didn't

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want anyone to find it and realize that I'm softy. Yes,

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my ultimate fear being discovered. You're making me blush. Thank you.

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You always say such nice things to me. I'm not

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used to it. Do you want to hold my hand

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interlocking fingers? Yes, your hand's so warm, thank you. My

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poem's kind of slutty because I'm nervous. No, I just

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can't remember the last time I held hands with anyone.

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Stop calling me pretty, it's not true. Okay, fine, I

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don't believe that you're lying. I just think you're wrong.

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Oh shut up. I have my stupid cat hat on.

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You can't call me cute. Stop I'm not cute, okay,

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whatever you're cute. Oh no, I'm not giggly. I'm just

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I guess I am. Oh No, you're melting me. I

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don't know. Something about you holding my hand just has

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me feeling all giddy. I'm not used to this, Okay.

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I know I talk a real big game for a blushy, giggly,

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stupid softie. And if you tell anyone, you're dead. Got

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it all right? I'm done being grumpy for the day. Okay,

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that's probably a lie, but I won't be grumpy toward you,

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and I promise. How about we order something something yummy.

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I'm kind of craving typhoon m and then maybe we

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can take this handholding to the next level and cuddle.

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I know, imagine. Yeah, it sounds good to you. Okay,

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and I guess, against all odds, I must say Happy

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Valentine's Day. I am so so happy to be spending

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it here with you.