WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.279 --> 00:00:11.119 Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday, 2 00:00:11.480 --> 00:00:17.839 Hope Day. Smile. It is already over halfway over. I'm 3 00:00:17.879 --> 00:00:20.480 talking about the work week, and we are going to 4 00:00:20.559 --> 00:00:24.559 have a great time tonight on the world Famous Jesse 5 00:00:24.719 --> 00:00:28.800 Kelly's Show, we are all over the place. We're going 6 00:00:28.879 --> 00:00:32.920 to talk about violence against ice officers. The BIDE administration, 7 00:00:33.079 --> 00:00:38.280 did they quote lose five hundred thousand kids. Tulsey Gabbert 8 00:00:38.479 --> 00:00:41.880 is exposing that the rot is still deep in the government. 9 00:00:42.320 --> 00:00:48.880 Major League Baseball has its first female umpire, people are 10 00:00:48.920 --> 00:00:52.840 bringing their parents to job interviews. All that a ton 11 00:00:52.920 --> 00:00:56.960 of emails, no guests, and so much more coming up 12 00:00:57.759 --> 00:01:01.320 on the world Famous Jesse Kelly Show. Before I get 13 00:01:01.359 --> 00:01:06.280 to any of those things, I just I want to 14 00:01:06.319 --> 00:01:10.079 walk down memory lane. And I don't want to do 15 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:15.920 this to make you angry or make you sad. And 16 00:01:15.959 --> 00:01:21.200 I understand the subject of the COVID vaccine can really 17 00:01:21.239 --> 00:01:25.480 bring up terrible, terrible emotions in people because of the 18 00:01:25.560 --> 00:01:31.200 personal loss that came with the evil vaccine policies in 19 00:01:31.239 --> 00:01:39.879 this country. Maybe maybe someone you know, maybe you were hurt, 20 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:47.920 are hurt from that COVID vaccine. Many were Maybe maybe 21 00:01:47.920 --> 00:01:53.519 you lost somebody in your life because of that poison shop. 22 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:58.400 I will tell you I do not have confirmation of this, 23 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:05.159 but I believe if I did lost somebody, maybe the 24 00:02:05.319 --> 00:02:11.360 loss for you was school related, job related. I'm not 25 00:02:11.919 --> 00:02:15.199 going to make light of what happened. In fact, it's 26 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:18.960 going to be heavy because what happened in the United 27 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:25.319 States of America during COVID was evil beyond belief. What 28 00:02:25.360 --> 00:02:30.759 our politicians did was evil. What our medical establishment did 29 00:02:31.280 --> 00:02:36.199 was evil, deeply evil. It not only harmed the people 30 00:02:36.280 --> 00:02:40.319 of this country physically, mentally, and in otherwise. It not 31 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:46.879 only did that, it accelerated the end of America. Here's 32 00:02:46.919 --> 00:02:48.680 what I mean by that. Before I go into it. 33 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:54.080 You know, just like I do, all countries end at 34 00:02:54.120 --> 00:02:58.159 some point in time. Countries will end. That's the whole 35 00:02:58.319 --> 00:03:02.680 history of the world. Countries right, countries fall, And you 36 00:03:02.840 --> 00:03:08.240 know America will end someday. It's not tomorrow. I'm not doomsdaying. 37 00:03:08.759 --> 00:03:11.919 Lord willing will not be anything you see in your lifetime, 38 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:13.520 and I don't think it will. We are big and 39 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:16.759 powerful and wealthy, you know I'm not saying, but you 40 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:20.800 also acknowledge that we will end at some point, at 41 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:23.680 some point in history. The United States of America will end. 42 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:28.520 So I'm trying to keep that day as far away 43 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:31.919 as possible as you are. But there are things that 44 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:38.000 happen inside of our country that accelerate that date, that 45 00:03:38.080 --> 00:03:43.479 bring that oncoming train closer and faster. What the United 46 00:03:43.560 --> 00:03:48.000 States of America did turning into a tyrannical medical state 47 00:03:48.199 --> 00:03:52.639 during COVID accelerated the end. I don't know about how much, 48 00:03:52.919 --> 00:03:56.240 how many years, at decades, I don't know. The dead 49 00:03:56.319 --> 00:04:02.960 alone accelerated our end. But the dis trust our institutions 50 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:06.919 caused in our citizens, trust that has not been earned back, 51 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:11.800 accelerated the end date. We cannot continue as a country 52 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:16.279 without end. If the American people do not trust their institutions, 53 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:19.800 and the American people do not trust their institutions until 54 00:04:19.839 --> 00:04:23.000 we earn that trust back, we are limping along towards 55 00:04:23.000 --> 00:04:26.639 the cliff's edge. That is a fact, and the institutions 56 00:04:26.680 --> 00:04:29.519 are not earning that trust back. Now, I want to 57 00:04:29.560 --> 00:04:32.480 give credit where it's due. Donald Trump has done a 58 00:04:32.639 --> 00:04:35.439 lot of good in the first six months. I know 59 00:04:35.600 --> 00:04:37.639 it's not all good. I got all that, you know. 60 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:40.519 I don't waive pompoms. It's been a very good presidency. 61 00:04:40.600 --> 00:04:45.720 So far, putting reformers in place of these institutions. Putting 62 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:48.720 them in charge of these institutions has done a lot 63 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:53.639 of good. R FK Junior again, don't wave his pom 64 00:04:53.720 --> 00:04:57.399 poms either. Came out yesterday. This is during the show, 65 00:04:57.920 --> 00:04:58.560 and he said this. 66 00:04:58.920 --> 00:05:03.720 After reviewing this and consulting top experts at NIH and FDA, 67 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:09.600 AHHS has determined that mRNA technology poses more risks than 68 00:05:09.720 --> 00:05:14.959 benefits for these respiratory viruses. That's why, after extensive review, 69 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:18.600 BARTA has begun the process of terminating these twenty two 70 00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:25.759 contracts totaling just under five hundred million dollars a risk. 71 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:30.399 That's funny that we're finding this technology has a risk 72 00:05:31.480 --> 00:05:34.319 because I remember this like it was just. 73 00:05:34.439 --> 00:05:37.920 The thing that went right was the investment over decades 74 00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:42.639 in the basic and clinical biomedical research that allowed us 75 00:05:42.680 --> 00:05:47.600 to make a vaccine in unprecedented time of less than 76 00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:51.160 a year that turned out to be safe and highly effective. 77 00:05:51.319 --> 00:05:53.560 They are safe and so effective. 78 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:58.160 We know that vaccines are safe and effective. That data 79 00:05:58.319 --> 00:06:01.240 is so compelling that these vac scenes are safe and effected. 80 00:06:01.519 --> 00:06:05.680 This is becoming a pandemic of the unvaccinated. Our data 81 00:06:05.720 --> 00:06:10.879 from the CDCs today suggests you know that that vaccinated 82 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:14.439 people do not carry the virus, don't get sick. So 83 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:17.839 it's really quite safe for you, the vaccinated person. It's 84 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:21.600 not safe for the unvaccinated person, especially if that person 85 00:06:21.720 --> 00:06:22.839 is taking off their mask. 86 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:26.600 If you are unvaccinated, we would recommend not traveling. 87 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:30.079 I remember this like it was yesterday. 88 00:06:30.279 --> 00:06:35.920 Vaccination not only prevents you from acquiring severe illness, but 89 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:41.639 we now know with certainty that it largely prevents transmission. 90 00:06:41.720 --> 00:06:44.399 My gut feeling is is that this vaccines prevent infection 91 00:06:44.439 --> 00:06:45.800 on therefore will prevent transmission. 92 00:06:45.959 --> 00:06:48.879 Vaccine not only prevents people from getting sick, it also 93 00:06:49.240 --> 00:06:51.920 prevents transmission of the virus from person to person. 94 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:55.839 We're vaccinating so very fast. Our data from the CDCs 95 00:06:56.079 --> 00:07:00.319 today suggests you know that that vaccinated people do not 96 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:04.439 carry the virus, don't get sick, and that it's not 97 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:06.680 just in the clinical trials, but it's also in real 98 00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:07.399 world data. 99 00:07:08.160 --> 00:07:11.360 Those were all lies. None of that turned out to 100 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:15.600 be true. And the experts, remember, those were people in 101 00:07:15.639 --> 00:07:21.480 positions of authority, CDC director, all these doctors, Those were 102 00:07:21.519 --> 00:07:26.199 people in positions of authority pretending like they knew something 103 00:07:27.199 --> 00:07:31.040 pushing it on to you, asserting that it was safe, 104 00:07:31.199 --> 00:07:34.319 asserting that it was effective, that it would stop transmission, 105 00:07:34.439 --> 00:07:37.480 that it would stop you from getting sick, and they 106 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:42.160 were all outright lies. None of those people knew what 107 00:07:42.240 --> 00:07:45.920 they were talking about, and they promised you that they 108 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:49.079 did know what they were talking about. And as a result, 109 00:07:49.439 --> 00:07:53.759 legions of Americans have been hurt. Legions and legiance of 110 00:07:53.759 --> 00:07:57.000 Americans have been hurt. It's no different than me pretending 111 00:07:57.079 --> 00:07:59.560 like I know how to pack a parachute for people 112 00:07:59.600 --> 00:08:02.240 going sky diving, when I have no idea how to 113 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:05.480 pack a parachute, and so I grab everyone's parachute pack 114 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:07.199 and I look at it and say, I'm telling you 115 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:10.480 right now, I'm an expert that parachute is good. To go. 116 00:08:10.839 --> 00:08:16.759 Get on the plane, Bob. When the CDC director asserts 117 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:19.319 that she knows it's safe and effective and she doesn't, 118 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:24.399 she should go to prison because that creates an ongoing, 119 00:08:24.480 --> 00:08:30.639 a lasting separation of the American people from their institutions. 120 00:08:31.000 --> 00:08:35.200 The distrust the American people have for their institutions now 121 00:08:35.559 --> 00:08:38.679 is palpable. You can see it in poll after poll 122 00:08:38.799 --> 00:08:42.919 after poll after poll. The American people have separated from 123 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:46.799 their institutions. They now look down on them, they disdain them, 124 00:08:47.000 --> 00:08:50.559 they distrust them. In many cases, and I'm pointing towards me. 125 00:08:50.960 --> 00:08:58.159 They hate them. And that was done to you, and 126 00:08:58.200 --> 00:09:02.000 it was done to me, and it accelerated the end 127 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:06.200 of America. And I will not forgive because nobody has 128 00:09:06.240 --> 00:09:12.840 asked my forgiveness, nobody has been punished. Almost every voice 129 00:09:12.879 --> 00:09:15.840 you just heard, In fact, I believe every voice you 130 00:09:16.000 --> 00:09:26.039 just heard. Retired rich, first class travel, five star hotels, mansions, limousines, 131 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:32.360 private security, the people who abused you, hurt you, hurt 132 00:09:32.399 --> 00:09:36.759 your country. They all rode off into the sunset without 133 00:09:36.879 --> 00:09:40.720 so much as a slap on the wrist, leaving behind 134 00:09:40.960 --> 00:09:44.960 a smoldering ruin that used to be the American people's 135 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:49.000 trust in their institutions. And I'm not going to let 136 00:09:49.000 --> 00:09:52.840 it go. Ever. This isn't the first time, obviously you've 137 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:54.960 heard me talk about this, and I'm telling you right 138 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:57.679 now it won't be the last. If you're sitting there 139 00:09:57.759 --> 00:09:59.960 right now yelling at the radio, it's in the past. 140 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:03.080 Move on. We have bigger fish to fry. I would 141 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:06.799 argue once again that that attitude is why evil people 142 00:10:06.840 --> 00:10:10.759 get away with their evil. It is the Jesse Kelly 143 00:10:10.840 --> 00:10:14.879 Show on a fantastic Wednesday. Remember, you can email the 144 00:10:14.919 --> 00:10:18.279 show your love, your hate, your death threats, ask doctor 145 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:21.399 Jesse questions for Friday. All that could be emailed into 146 00:10:21.519 --> 00:10:25.279 Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Just a couple more 147 00:10:25.320 --> 00:10:27.360 things on the COVID stuff and then I'll move on. 148 00:10:27.759 --> 00:10:31.559 I just I want to make sure everyone remembers, everyone 149 00:10:31.679 --> 00:10:38.399 remembers what the free, big time airfingers quote free Western 150 00:10:38.440 --> 00:10:42.519 civilizations did to their people. When the world got a 151 00:10:42.639 --> 00:10:45.960 chest cold, we all turned into communist China. Remember this 152 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:46.919 woman in Australia. 153 00:10:47.120 --> 00:10:50.519 What was your feeling about being in that situation with 154 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:53.080 those people in control of your every movement. 155 00:10:53.440 --> 00:10:57.279 Oh, it's horrible. It's a horrible feeling. You feel like 156 00:10:57.320 --> 00:10:59.879 you're in prison. You feel like you've done something wrong. 157 00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:04.039 It's inhumane what they're doing. Like you are so small. 158 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:08.440 They just overpower you and you're literally nothing. It's like 159 00:11:08.879 --> 00:11:11.279 you do what we say, or you're in trouble, will 160 00:11:11.279 --> 00:11:14.440 lock you up for longer. Yeah, they were even threatening 161 00:11:14.519 --> 00:11:17.360 me that if I was to do this again, we 162 00:11:17.440 --> 00:11:19.200 will extend your time in. 163 00:11:19.080 --> 00:11:21.919 Here so that the officers within the camp have the 164 00:11:21.960 --> 00:11:24.559 power to keep you there longer if you misbehave. 165 00:11:24.879 --> 00:11:26.159 That's what they was saying. Yep. 166 00:11:26.679 --> 00:11:30.879 And at one stage the free countries of Western civilization, 167 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:35.480 some of them grab their citizens and put them in camps. 168 00:11:36.720 --> 00:11:39.679 Maybe you're sitting there saying, well, America didn't do that, 169 00:11:40.559 --> 00:11:46.080 ah kind of. I remember visiting New York City, Democrat 170 00:11:46.200 --> 00:11:49.279 run New York City, and it was like a ghost 171 00:11:49.279 --> 00:11:56.200 town because everybody had to stay inside. Remember Arnold Schwarzenegger, 172 00:11:57.039 --> 00:12:02.080 American politician. This is what still gets me for COVID 173 00:12:02.159 --> 00:12:05.600 so badly. Is America the land of the free that 174 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:10.039 should be the shining light of freedom around the world. 175 00:12:10.480 --> 00:12:16.279 Are politicians Republican and Democrat turned just as evil, intoyrannical 176 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:19.639 as anybody in China? Remember this, and not just to 177 00:12:19.759 --> 00:12:24.320 think about, well, my freedom is being kind of disturbed here. No, 178 00:12:24.960 --> 00:12:29.679 screw your freedom. I remember being talked down to like 179 00:12:29.759 --> 00:12:36.039 that for what was it two years, scolded, lectured, you're 180 00:12:36.039 --> 00:12:38.399 not supposed to do that, you can't do this, you 181 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:41.759 have to do this. Oh yeah, they're calling you Grandma 182 00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:44.480 killer all over the place. I guess you don't care 183 00:12:44.519 --> 00:12:49.279 if children die. And I remember the disappointment I felt 184 00:12:49.720 --> 00:12:53.440 in so many of our fellow countrymen. I know you 185 00:12:53.519 --> 00:12:57.480 feel it too. I know you still remember. I remember 186 00:12:57.559 --> 00:13:02.159 your emails. Don't think I've forgotten. They were the darkest 187 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:07.080 days I've ever had doing radio because you would email me. 188 00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:09.480 But by the way, I'm not complaining. I'm glad you did. 189 00:13:09.559 --> 00:13:11.960 I'm glad it was an outlet you would email me 190 00:13:12.240 --> 00:13:16.080 gut wrenching things of Jesse. My brother won't talk to 191 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:19.639 me anymore, Jesse. My daughter won't let me visit Jesse. 192 00:13:19.799 --> 00:13:22.440 My mom told me not to come for Christmas time. 193 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:27.240 Family member against family member, because we have a bunch 194 00:13:27.279 --> 00:13:31.879 of brain dead, dirty commie sheep in this country who 195 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:35.840 when threatened, when they turn on the news and they 196 00:13:35.840 --> 00:13:40.240 hear that someone might die, they will instantly turn into monsters. 197 00:13:41.039 --> 00:13:44.320 And I have not forgotten you monsters among us, not 198 00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:44.759 a bit. 199 00:13:45.039 --> 00:13:45.360 Oh. 200 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:47.919 I know you want me to move on, I refuse to. 201 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:51.279 And speaking of monsters, I'm gonna touch on this. We're 202 00:13:51.279 --> 00:13:54.279 going to get to some emails tonight. But there's a 203 00:13:54.279 --> 00:13:59.279 headline from the Daily Signal that Biden lost five hundred 204 00:13:59.360 --> 00:14:04.679 thousand migrant children. Trump is the Trump administration is returning 205 00:14:04.679 --> 00:14:10.519 them home. Okay, this is no insult to the Daily Signal. 206 00:14:10.559 --> 00:14:12.840 And I don't know who wrote the headline, I don't 207 00:14:12.879 --> 00:14:17.120 know who runs their website, but we have got to 208 00:14:17.159 --> 00:14:21.960 stop using flowery language with the evil deeds the communists 209 00:14:22.039 --> 00:14:27.679 do on purpose. The Biden administration did not lose five 210 00:14:27.799 --> 00:14:31.759 hundred thousand kids. That is a lie. They brought them 211 00:14:31.879 --> 00:14:36.600 into the country as fast as humanly possible in an 212 00:14:36.639 --> 00:14:41.759 effort to overwhelm America and smash the system. And it 213 00:14:41.919 --> 00:14:45.039 wasn't a mystery to them what would happen to these 214 00:14:45.080 --> 00:14:47.720 poor children, and by the way, is still happening to 215 00:14:47.759 --> 00:14:50.879 these poor children. It was not a mystery that they 216 00:14:50.919 --> 00:14:54.080 were bringing in as many child sex slaves as they 217 00:14:54.120 --> 00:14:56.960 possibly could. It was not a mystery that these children 218 00:14:57.000 --> 00:14:59.600 will be sent to the fields, that these children will 219 00:14:59.639 --> 00:15:03.919 be sent to god knows where. The Biden administration knew 220 00:15:04.240 --> 00:15:07.440 all of it, and they kept doing it on purpose 221 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:12.080 as fast as they possibly could for four years. Can 222 00:15:12.159 --> 00:15:16.799 we please start being better about choosing our words. They 223 00:15:16.840 --> 00:15:21.679 didn't lose a freaking thing. They did it on purpose. 224 00:15:22.159 --> 00:15:25.399 I watched the losers on the right use language like 225 00:15:25.480 --> 00:15:27.720 this for at least the first couple of years of 226 00:15:27.759 --> 00:15:30.919 the Biden administration. Wow, the Biden's failure at the border. 227 00:15:31.000 --> 00:15:35.240 The Biden administration another failure. Wow, they're really screwing up 228 00:15:35.279 --> 00:15:37.919 on the border. They soon to keep the border open. 229 00:15:38.840 --> 00:15:42.279 They didn't screw anything up. It wasn't a oh au 230 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:45.440 tripped and fell, and now the illegals are coming in. 231 00:15:45.879 --> 00:15:49.440 They did it on purpose. They brought in as many 232 00:15:49.519 --> 00:15:52.039 as they could on purpose, and they knew so many 233 00:15:52.080 --> 00:15:54.399 of these people were women who would be abused and 234 00:15:54.519 --> 00:15:56.759 children who would be abused. Do I need to remind 235 00:15:56.799 --> 00:15:59.000 you with the former border patrol agents sat in front 236 00:15:59.039 --> 00:16:00.840 of Congress and just got I'm saying. 237 00:16:00.840 --> 00:16:04.799 I state without reservation that the United States federal government 238 00:16:05.639 --> 00:16:10.000 is the world's largest child sex trafficking organization in modern history. 239 00:16:10.080 --> 00:16:15.279 The probability that thousands of these UACs are being raped 240 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:19.679 at this very moment is all right, that's chairman. 241 00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:23.879 I don't remember I think about it anymore. It is 242 00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:27.879 the Jesse Kelly's show on a Wednesday. I didn't mean 243 00:16:27.879 --> 00:16:30.399 to get so heavy. At the start of the show. 244 00:16:30.679 --> 00:16:32.000 I realized it's been. 245 00:16:32.080 --> 00:16:34.879 As heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving. 246 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:36.799 So we're going to know, let's do some emails, let's 247 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:38.759 get away from this stuff before we get into an 248 00:16:38.759 --> 00:16:41.720 ice office, being targeted. I have to tell people how 249 00:16:41.759 --> 00:16:44.639 to do interviews. Apparently we're going to talk about the 250 00:16:44.759 --> 00:16:48.559 Washington Post columnist leaving because he had to celebrate America. 251 00:16:48.759 --> 00:16:51.279 We're going to get to all that's do emails first. Oh, 252 00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:53.759 this one's about the country. I'm going to start the 253 00:16:53.799 --> 00:16:56.720 Republic of Jesse. That's going to be an island for 254 00:16:56.840 --> 00:17:00.279 tall people. Short people, they're welcome, but it it's going 255 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:02.080 to be for tall people. The sinks are gonna be tall, 256 00:17:02.120 --> 00:17:04.240 the shoes are gonna be that are sold are gonna 257 00:17:04.279 --> 00:17:07.480 be big, ceilings are going to be tall. Jesse. I 258 00:17:07.480 --> 00:17:10.599 would love to be inhabitant number two on Jesse's Tall 259 00:17:10.640 --> 00:17:13.920 Person Island. I'm six seven and my dime wife is 260 00:17:14.000 --> 00:17:16.640 six 't one, and we are so tired of living 261 00:17:16.640 --> 00:17:20.039 in a short person's world. Short people just don't get it. 262 00:17:20.440 --> 00:17:23.279 Try buying a car, buying clothes or shoes, and what 263 00:17:23.440 --> 00:17:26.000 burns me up is I have to pay extra for 264 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:30.240 an extra large tall shirt, but fat clowns can buy 265 00:17:30.279 --> 00:17:35.400 a triple XL shirt at no extra costs. He said. 266 00:17:36.920 --> 00:17:40.039 I literally could literally I literally could not stand in 267 00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:43.200 pee in the plain's laboratory. Do you know what I 268 00:17:43.279 --> 00:17:44.880 go through when I have to try to use the 269 00:17:44.880 --> 00:17:50.799 bathroom on a plane. First of all, get this, everybody 270 00:17:50.839 --> 00:17:54.640 knows that hydration is important. It's not just for athletes. 271 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:58.359 For all of us. Very few people get enough water. 272 00:17:58.720 --> 00:18:01.480 Drink water, Drink more of it. Your body needs it. 273 00:18:01.480 --> 00:18:03.759 It keeps everything moved up and running and ready to go. 274 00:18:03.880 --> 00:18:06.079 Your body runs on water, right, much more than it 275 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:10.920 needs foods. You got that, so, especially since the Marine Corps, 276 00:18:11.200 --> 00:18:13.279 that has been a priority for me. I am a 277 00:18:13.279 --> 00:18:17.079 fanatical water drinker. I just duzzle water all day long. 278 00:18:18.960 --> 00:18:23.759 On days that I travel by air, I dehydrate myself 279 00:18:23.799 --> 00:18:27.880 on purpose. Did you know that I dehydrate myself for 280 00:18:28.000 --> 00:18:30.599 the sole reason that I do not want to have 281 00:18:30.640 --> 00:18:34.599 to walk into an airplane bathroom. Have you ever stood 282 00:18:35.240 --> 00:18:40.240 in an airplane bathroom tried to have your First of all, 283 00:18:40.279 --> 00:18:42.480 you have to have your feet widened out, and then 284 00:18:42.519 --> 00:18:45.559 you have to jut your hips forward like your Kamala 285 00:18:45.559 --> 00:18:49.160 Harris in a job interview, and your head has to 286 00:18:49.200 --> 00:18:53.160 be cocked completely to the side. I practically have to 287 00:18:53.279 --> 00:18:57.480 rest my right ear on my right shoulder and attempt 288 00:18:58.079 --> 00:19:01.640 attempt to aim properly. So whatever poor woman comes in 289 00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:05.160 there afterwards. It is a nightmare from hell. What, Chris, what? 290 00:19:07.920 --> 00:19:12.160 Why don't I just sit on it? Because I'm not 291 00:19:12.279 --> 00:19:16.799 a woman. That's one and two. You know my thoughts 292 00:19:16.839 --> 00:19:23.759 on public restrooms anyway. Airplane restrooms are even worse, especially 293 00:19:24.400 --> 00:19:28.799 America's air travel. Look, the stewardesses alone will go in 294 00:19:28.880 --> 00:19:31.559 there and dump all over it. You can't even imagine 295 00:19:31.559 --> 00:19:34.240 how bad. Look, let's just go, you know, let's just 296 00:19:34.279 --> 00:19:36.279 have it out here. Now, let's go ahead and lay 297 00:19:36.279 --> 00:19:39.039 it out as long as we're offending everybody today, I 298 00:19:39.079 --> 00:19:42.759 am convinced the biggest turds and losers in all of 299 00:19:42.799 --> 00:19:48.960 American society are in America's airports. They work security, they 300 00:19:49.039 --> 00:19:52.920 work the food counters, they work the desk at the kiosk. 301 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:56.480 And I want you to know, because I've traveled internationally 302 00:19:56.519 --> 00:19:59.240 a few times Marine Corps and a few times otherwise, 303 00:19:59.519 --> 00:20:03.359 I've been to airports in other countries. I want you 304 00:20:03.400 --> 00:20:07.880 to understand it is not like this in other countries, 305 00:20:08.200 --> 00:20:11.400 in other countries. I still remember it, me, Chris, we 306 00:20:11.440 --> 00:20:14.880 went through Istanbul on that big trip to the Holy 307 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:19.039 Land that we did. You cannot imagine how immaculate the 308 00:20:19.079 --> 00:20:23.640 airport is, how friendly the airport employees are. When the 309 00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:28.279 aircrew walks by the stortises, for one, they're all dimes 310 00:20:28.480 --> 00:20:31.079 like they should be. They're all dressed up to the 311 00:20:31.200 --> 00:20:35.680 nines in a very professional looking uniform. And look, I 312 00:20:35.720 --> 00:20:41.119 swear on my life, I'm not joking. They smile. They 313 00:20:41.279 --> 00:20:45.680 actually smile. You don't get treated like a poison ivy 314 00:20:45.759 --> 00:20:48.960 rash by every single person who works in the airport. 315 00:20:49.279 --> 00:20:53.640 This is somehow an American thing where we take America's 316 00:20:53.680 --> 00:20:56.720 barrel and we grab a scraper and we reach clear 317 00:20:56.799 --> 00:20:59.119 down to the bottom of it and we hack off 318 00:20:59.400 --> 00:21:02.799 whatever scum in our society we have, and we hand 319 00:21:02.880 --> 00:21:06.519 them a TSA uniform and we throw them working for Delta, 320 00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:08.920 And then you show up at the airport and you 321 00:21:08.960 --> 00:21:13.119 get screamed at by the tubby hag working TSA. If 322 00:21:13.119 --> 00:21:15.119 it sounds like I just got into it with one, 323 00:21:15.319 --> 00:21:17.880 it's because I did just get into it one with one. 324 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:20.440 Coming back from Boston, Corey, Chris, Did I tell you 325 00:21:20.440 --> 00:21:21.119 guys about this? 326 00:21:21.319 --> 00:21:21.440 Oh? 327 00:21:21.519 --> 00:21:23.839 I didn't tell you about this. So I walked through 328 00:21:23.880 --> 00:21:26.680 the line and I'm just following the line like everyone 329 00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:28.759 else does. The security line where you're walking up to 330 00:21:28.839 --> 00:21:32.519 security I or this is actually going to Boston, not 331 00:21:32.559 --> 00:21:35.279 coming back going to Boston. So I walk up the line, 332 00:21:35.480 --> 00:21:38.279 show my ticket. I'm walking up to security, and I 333 00:21:38.359 --> 00:21:40.720 just follow the rules. I just follow the line all 334 00:21:40.759 --> 00:21:43.960 the way up and I stand there. The TSA lady, 335 00:21:44.039 --> 00:21:47.000 who outweighs me by one hundred pounds, says, oh, come 336 00:21:47.039 --> 00:21:49.680 on up, and I walked up to the TSA lady 337 00:21:49.880 --> 00:21:52.640 and show my ID. Turns out she was talking to 338 00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:55.680 the other line beside me, and she sarah here. They 339 00:21:55.759 --> 00:21:58.000 got out to the back of the line, and I said, 340 00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:02.519 first of all, talk to me that way. What pack 341 00:22:02.559 --> 00:22:06.240 of the line? I followed the line up here? Oh what, 342 00:22:06.480 --> 00:22:08.519 that's not where the line is. I said, So how 343 00:22:08.599 --> 00:22:11.480 am I supposed to know? And stop raising your voice 344 00:22:11.480 --> 00:22:14.519 at me. At this point in time, the supervisor springs 345 00:22:14.599 --> 00:22:16.839 up from behind, because you can see these things going 346 00:22:16.920 --> 00:22:20.640 south steps in explains that someone had messed up with 347 00:22:20.680 --> 00:22:23.559 the lines in the back. But immediately I have to 348 00:22:23.599 --> 00:22:26.960 be screamed at by this ghetto hag in a TSA 349 00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:30.119 uniform telling me what a piece of trash I am 350 00:22:30.359 --> 00:22:33.680 because she couldn't waddle down and put the line there correctly. 351 00:22:33.920 --> 00:22:37.640 I'm tired of America's airport staff being the crappiest human 352 00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:39.799 beings in our country. I'm glad I got that off 353 00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:42.680 my chest. I feel so much better, dear beloved executioner. 354 00:22:44.440 --> 00:22:46.720 The subject of this one has how to deal with pedophiles. 355 00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:49.960 Apparently we're just going to just take the show and 356 00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:52.400 right off a cliff tonight. I liked your idea of 357 00:22:52.440 --> 00:22:55.839 feeding kid rapists to animals, but I like to add 358 00:22:55.880 --> 00:22:59.160 that we should throw them in with grizzly bears or hippos. 359 00:22:59.640 --> 00:23:02.720 Those are two of the most lethal land based critters. 360 00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:06.680 But we could do a shark tank version and throw 361 00:23:06.720 --> 00:23:13.759 the scum in with hammerhead sharks. All right, So I 362 00:23:13.920 --> 00:23:19.160 like the idea of sharks because sharks are uniquely terrifying. 363 00:23:20.200 --> 00:23:24.640 You are in their environment. You can't see them coming. 364 00:23:24.839 --> 00:23:29.319 They're coming up from underneath you. You can't hear them coming. 365 00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:36.000 I like the idea of sharks. My concern with throwing 366 00:23:36.039 --> 00:23:41.440 the pedophiles to the sharks is the viewing part of 367 00:23:41.640 --> 00:23:48.440 what Chris listen part of this is pay per view revenue. Remember, 368 00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:51.319 we don't just want to get rid of the pedophiles. 369 00:23:52.039 --> 00:23:55.519 We want to bring in money for the victim's families. 370 00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:57.880 With a small cut for Chris, because we all know 371 00:23:58.000 --> 00:24:02.160 that's going to happen anyway. How are we supposed to 372 00:24:02.200 --> 00:24:05.799 see the shark attack if it's underwater. Now you can 373 00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:10.559 say cameras under the water, but remember this, shark attacks. 374 00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:16.640 They're bloody affairs, and there's going to be darkness in 375 00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:19.039 the water, and we're not going to be able to 376 00:24:19.559 --> 00:24:22.680 enjoy the carnage in a way we should be able 377 00:24:22.720 --> 00:24:28.039 with what Chris, what what? What? What? Enjoy is too 378 00:24:28.039 --> 00:24:31.000 strong of a word. Why I feel like it's the 379 00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:34.440 perfect word. Anyway, We're not going to be able to 380 00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:40.440 enjoy the carnage if it's underwater in a big red cloud. 381 00:24:40.839 --> 00:24:44.279 You will get the joy of the initial terror, but 382 00:24:44.440 --> 00:24:49.400 then it's just darkness. I like your idea of hippos, 383 00:24:49.480 --> 00:24:53.039 but look, we're gonna have to get what we Goldberg 384 00:24:53.079 --> 00:24:55.079 to sign on for that. But I like your idea 385 00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:59.440 of hippos. I like the idea of lions. Grizzly bear 386 00:24:59.559 --> 00:25:02.400 might be the best one, because bears don't make it fast. 387 00:25:02.920 --> 00:25:05.799 You know the big cats, you know, tie lions and 388 00:25:05.839 --> 00:25:08.640 tigers and bears. Ha ha, No quit. Lions and tigers, 389 00:25:08.720 --> 00:25:11.400 big cats, they're trained to kill you. Pretty quickly. They're 390 00:25:11.440 --> 00:25:14.279 gonna go for your throat and they're gonna choke you out, 391 00:25:14.400 --> 00:25:16.880 and you're gonna be done. Bears just kind of maul 392 00:25:17.000 --> 00:25:19.200 you to death. Anyway, this has been too dark. We 393 00:25:19.279 --> 00:25:21.799 have to talk about ice agents being attacked. Hang on, 394 00:25:22.519 --> 00:25:27.839 it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. 395 00:25:27.920 --> 00:25:30.440 I don't know why I got myself so upset. I 396 00:25:31.160 --> 00:25:33.920 just get upset about the state of our airports. Anyway, 397 00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:36.480 let's move on to talk about some serious or at 398 00:25:36.559 --> 00:25:39.440 least a serious political issue before we get back to 399 00:25:39.480 --> 00:25:44.759 emails and some other things. So, there are certain things 400 00:25:44.759 --> 00:25:51.519 you can see coming, bad things coming, and sometimes you 401 00:25:51.599 --> 00:25:56.400