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Speaker 1: And you know what that music says, Yes, sir, amos,

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that music say good health to all from rex All

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the stares with the orange and blue sign. Yes, ten

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thousand independent rex All Druggists at the stores with the

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orange and blue sign. Bring your transcribe to amoson Andy

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show written by Joe Connolly and Bob Moser, featuring Ernestine Wade,

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Johnny Lee, Amanda Randolph, Leo Cleary, Jeff Alexander's Music Yours

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TRULYE Harlow Wilcox and starring radios all time favorites Freeman

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Gosden and Charles Carell.

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Speaker 2: Amoson Andy.

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Speaker 1: How do you do, Ladies and gentlemen, I am Charles Carell.

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I just want you to know that you have our

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warmest and sincerest wishes for a happy and satisfying new

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year from my partner and myself and our ten thousand

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independent rex All Druggists who'll bring you this program. And

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I hope that you will drop in on your own

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rex Al Druggist early this coming year, if you haven't

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already done that. I can tell you from my own

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experience that a friendly rex Al family druggist is a

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mighty good man to know. Lately, there's been much excitement

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at the home of George Kingfish Stevens when the morning

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paper arrives. The local papers have been running a lucky

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buck contest. Every day, a serial number of a dollar

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bill is published, and the holder of that bill receives

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a five hundred dollars prize. Well, this morning, at breakfast,

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the Kingfish's mother in law got to the paper first,

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and the Kingfish waits impatiently while she reads the news.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh dear.

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Speaker 1: Oh me, oh, oh.

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Speaker 2: Oh, what's the matter with you? Mama?

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Speaker 1: Is you're reading some bad news there? Or is that

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tight cameras old pitching your liver again? Quiet George? What's

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in the paper that upset you? Mama?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Look at this man kills wife's mom.

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Speaker 2: Where did it happen?

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Speaker 1: Mama?

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Speaker 2: Last night this man stopped his automobile and asked his

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mother in law to go around and see if the

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tail light was working. And when's he was bending down

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to look at it, he done backed over. They'll tell

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you one thing.

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Speaker 1: If I had a card yd right now lumbering up

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that reverse gear, not just dreaming here. Oh look at

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your mama, or would you please her haven't finished that

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news able to I won't see today Cyril number on

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the Lucky Buck contest, huh, you ain't got no chance

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of winning there. Well, everybody's playing it yesterday, and me

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and Amas and Andre rip down the list of serial

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number of all the dollars we had.

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Speaker 2: I got the list right here, and I just won't

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check the thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, all right, here is let me get the lisztia.

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Speaker 2: Today's lucky buck is serial number Q nine nine seven

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one seven old two three g.

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Speaker 1: Mm. Well, I guess we didn't have that. Uh hum,

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what's the matter with you, George? Your eyes is bugged out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you look like the time of the picnic when

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you're sleeping under the tree and the bull frog hopped

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in your mouth.

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Speaker 1: Just looking at the listia u Q nine nine seven

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seven O two three G is the serial number of

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one of the bills that and is got. Oh that's

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wonderful and you'll win five hundred dollars.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where's my hat? Johnny?

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Speaker 1: You ain't thinking of trying to get that bill away

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from Andy? Issue? Well, you know the old say money

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is the root of all evil. And I just going

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down and pre form a little tree surgery.

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Speaker 2: On the boy.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think I'll get into lodge. All here, see

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what the Kingfishers or the uh hmm, what's this signing

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got on the door here? Official government Agency Counter Inflation

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Division George Stephens head Deflator. Yeah, I guess the Kingfisher

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is deflating heads or something. Yeah, I better get in here. Well, well,

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come in there for THENDA by Kingfisher. If you're just

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connected with the government or something. Oh so, now, leander,

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don't you see the official genuine American eagles sitting right

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down on my desk? Eagles that look like and stuff

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owl to me, Well, it is our And when this

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Erosenhower give me the appointment, he couldn't send me no eagle,

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you see, eagles is extinct. Extinct? Well, all them dead

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birds gives that way if you don't stick them on ice.

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Explained to me what you're doing for the government, King Fish? Well,

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you see, bro, then I has been appointed. H The

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only before he gets into this too deep? Here is

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you read the morning paper yet? No? I ain't good.

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Sit down there?

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Speaker 2: Are you seeing the the.

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Speaker 1: New administration wants to deflate the dollar? Oh they're gonna

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get out a smaller bill. Huh.

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Speaker 2: No, no, and uh, you is here that today the

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dollar is worth only sixty cents?

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Speaker 1: A yeah, I have heard that. Say, By the way,

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how come that is the situation? Well, it's mostly on

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account of the farm problem he was read, where the

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government has been buying up the weed in the corn

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and storing it away. Yeah, but how did that make

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the dollar worth sixty cents?

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Speaker 2: Well, in the old days, and behind every dollar bill

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there was a dollar in gold. But things are different now.

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Speaker 1: They ain't generally know whod but right now in Fort Knox,

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standing behind every dollar.

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Speaker 2: Bill, there are fifty cents in gold and the air corn.

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Speaker 1: Michael, they must be loaded with corn down there. Well,

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a matter of fact, they are so stuck for stories

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based there, thinking of turning the Washington Monument into a silo.

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And well, listen, I still don't see how the government

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is going to deflate the dollar.

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Speaker 2: But now I'm a thienhouse it.

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Speaker 1: Instead of having the dollar worth sixty cent, you won't

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make it worth eighty cents.

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Speaker 2: Right now, That's what I'm.

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Speaker 1: Doing here and this agency, and every time somebody turned

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in the buck, eyes authorized to give him eighty cents.

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When I wait a minute, here, can't Ben Listen, If

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I give you a dollar and you give me eighty

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cents back, ain't I losing money?

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Speaker 2: No? No? And the dollar you giving me is ow

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the worth sixty cents given you here?

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Speaker 1: Deer cent for it?

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Speaker 2: There? You twenty cents ahead? You see?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was just thinking here, if a dollar

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is only worth sixty cents, ain't eighty cents only worth

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about half a buck?

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Speaker 2: Ain't I explaining that to you? Boy?

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Speaker 1: You see so far the inflation is only hitting the

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fold and stuff. Now the financial experts he ain't found

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out the way you had to flate up the loose change.

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You see what I mean? Yeah, well, I still don't

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get this whole thing. But then there, look here, I

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just go have to give you a practical demonstration here

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of your government and action us.

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Speaker 2: You got a buck on you there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, yeah, here's a dollar. Okay. Now I'll take

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the dollar and I'll give you this eighty cents. I'll

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consider yourself deflated. Let me look at this buck here,

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wrong dollar, some wrong kings, oldo, and tell you what

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to give you a real picture of this thing. I

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think i'd better deflate another buck for you. Got another

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one on you there yeah, yeah, here you is mmm fine,

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here's you et the cent? Yeah hmm wrong bucket any

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suit that you really gets a good picture of how

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the thing operate. It's uh, I think we better deflate

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just one moved out? No, no, no, thanks Kings. There's all

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this flating done give me the headache. And on top

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of that, I just noticing that one of the quarters

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the government give me here is made out of lead

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and you can't uh oh, hi, Amos higher Hi, and

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then hi you king this well?

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Speaker 2: Hello brother emo?

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Speaker 1: Hey? What is youok? So excited about? Amos?

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Speaker 2: Well? And the uh ant? You see the morning paper?

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Speaker 1: Good morning paper?

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Speaker 2: Oh Amos?

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Speaker 1: When you get on out of here, can't you see

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we was busy. Why don't you drive your cab on

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over to Jersey something you might pick up a sail

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over the Wait a minute, now, wait, what is this

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about the morning paper? Amos? Well, Andy, I done looked

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over the list of serial numbers that we don't copy

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it down, and you has got one of the lucky bucks.

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It's worth five hundred dollars. Your dollar bill is holy mackerel.

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What must I do to get the money? Amos?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: Of course to the rules you calls the newspaper and

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they sends a man around the next day to verify

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the serial number, and then they pay you the money.

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Oh boy, this is show a lucky break for me,

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Naya kingfish, wonderful break.

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Speaker 2: If you are smart, you will put that lucky book

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in a safe please.

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Speaker 1: Yes, sorry, must I'm gonna go hide the thing up

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in my room and sit up there till the man

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comes up with the money.

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Speaker 2: Fine, and I'll drive you over to your room.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks, amos.

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Speaker 2: Do you know me?

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Speaker 1: Man they go hide that lucky book in his room.

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Speaker 2: Well, it looks.

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Speaker 1: Hopeless, but so the building the Panama Canal. But as

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Teddy Roosevelt says, this ain't no time to stop digging.

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Speaker 3: Come on here, good evening.

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Speaker 1: This is your exol Family Druggist, one of the ten

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thousand independent druggists who have made the word rex al

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part of our own store names. We've and that because

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we recommend and sell rex all drug products. Among our

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most attractive drug store displays are the golden topped containers

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of Superb and Delafield Cosmetics. These luxurious beauty preparations are

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Miss Delafield's own formulas and My Women customers tell me

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they are most defective. For example, the and Delafield All

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Purpose Deep Cream provides complete complexion care in one single

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sensible cream. Other and Delafield preparations are the powder with

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the foundation built in, lipstick, I make up, Compact cologne,

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and skin freshener. May I suggest you try all of

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these Luxurious and Delafield cosmetics sold exclusively at rex Al

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drug stores everywhere. Oh me, I gotta find way to

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get that lucky bucket of and his room man from

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the newspaper, gonna pick it up the first thing in

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the morning.

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Speaker 2: If I could only uh, well, hi there, Calhoun, Hi

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you kicking vis? Oh cal who what you doing over.

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Speaker 1: In this neighborhood? We ever been having trouble with my eyes?

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Speaker 2: Come over to see him, a doctor, and he's done

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something to my glasses that improved my vision.

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Speaker 1: One hundred percent. Mmm.

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Speaker 2: That's fine, Calhoon. What to do? Put lenses in him? Yeah?

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That that do help? Ah eh, yeah, you know, Calhoun,

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how glad you here? I got a problem.

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Speaker 1: That's wearing me to death. And look here and they

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got one of them lucky bucks. That's that that The

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contest is running in the newspaper. Now he got the

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thing hitting up in his room, and I got to

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figure out the way how to get that lucky buck.

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Speaker 2: Well, now I know that, and he keeps all his

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valuables under that loose board in the floor. Why don't

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you just slip up there when he home and removed.

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Speaker 1: The out can question? Man, Well, I can't do that

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cause and they go stay up there and his room

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and guard it till the man comes from the newspaper tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Wells, situation like this calls for the Latin proceedure known

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as mafius feel tighten wagus, feel chattered? What does that mean?

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Naip the thing while he's sleep? Yeah, well I could

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think of some excuse for spending the night with him

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and get it then. Yeah, yeah, that way to work

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out found. Yeah, that's a good idea.

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Speaker 1: You go.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta be going now having dinner with my

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coutain wurgatroy Oh you mean Murgatroyd to be bob hipsy

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y he in town again?

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I run into him today over the big department store.

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Old Murgatroyd was on the escalator between the fourth and

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the fifth floor. Only trouble well, he was walking up

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on the down escalator, walking up on the down escalator.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I watched him for twenty minutes, and he kept walking

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and walking and wasn't getting no place.

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Speaker 1: So I hoddled up to him.

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Speaker 2: I said, Murgatrod, you ain't never gonna get to the

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fifth fold doing that. He hollered back and mail ho, no,

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but there ain't nothing on the fifth five.

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Speaker 1: Wants nohow.

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Speaker 2: No. So, like I said, and that's how fire the

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mama's done. Going away for the weekend. So I thought

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I'd drop over here and spend the night with your

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pale little pal, you know, kind of keep each other

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coming in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well glad to have you, Kingfish. You was always

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welcome to my hospitality.

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Speaker 2: Well, I figured that we could kind of talk a

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while and then go to bed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how you been And I've been fine. Well that's

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enough talk, let's go to bed. Wait a minute, that's

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only seven thirty.

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Speaker 2: What you talking about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only seven thirty here, But in London there's

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twelve thirty, and then there's two thirty, and in China's

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four thirty. Holy smoke, we better get the better. It's

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almost daybreak in it. You might as well turn in

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and oh man, it'll feel good to lay down. You know,

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I went to a wedding today and they really tired

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you out.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, went to a wedding.

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah. Let me get my shoes off here, boy,

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that feels good. I just got these shoes today. Hey,

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wait a minute, and them shoes don't match. They go

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for the left foot. Yeah, I know, but you can't

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be too choosy when you cut them off the back

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of a car.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's all sets in there. Let's hit the head one.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, ain't you taking your clothes off?

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't dare to take them off?

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Speaker 1: And there so it happens that I as a sleepwalker,

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and when I started walking, I really gets around. Boy

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he does.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember one Sunday last April.

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Speaker 1: It really hit me. They found me walking in the

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east the parade, them underwear, the ruler of the view

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and everything. Oh yeah, Well, at least you're gonna take

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your shoes off, ain't you.

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Speaker 2: No, In there do a lot of sleep walking in

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the alleys.

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Speaker 1: And now I don't want to step on tho broken

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glass cut my toes in the No, no, let me

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pull down the beds, beds here and we'll get in

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the bed there we are there. Uh, the and the

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what is that pile of chicken feathers at the head

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of the bed there?

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Speaker 2: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Oh that that's my pillar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The case is gun split open on me a couple

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of weeks ago. Don't sneeze on it there, it'll look

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like a snowstorm in here. Look at this torn sheet

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you got here, and look at you the stuff and

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it's coming out of the mattress and there I see

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the oysters that had better beds than this. Stop complaining,

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Winnie and King fig Now here's your share of the feathers.

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Get to sleep, Yeah, okay, turn out the night in

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him Good night, King Vide, nighty night. And the old pills. Mm.

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You really ripping it over there. It was like sleeping

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next to a hog with the sign of trouble. I

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guess he did to the world. I can get up

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now and find that loose floorboard and start snooping around

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for that lucky buck.

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Speaker 2: Well. I guess it ought to be over here some place. Uh.

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I think I done found the board.

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Speaker 1: Uh, Kingfisher, is that you over there?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, just standing up here shaking the wrinkles out

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in my suite chair. Don't worry but none.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you don't woke me up.

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Speaker 2: Well I'll get back to sleep. Yeah, sleep, old boy,

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just shaken here? May I was really fired? Eye boy,

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that was a close call. He almost caught me. Well,

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i'll try it again.

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Speaker 1: What was that?

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Speaker 2: Finally decided? Take me shoes off?

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Speaker 1: And what was that?

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Speaker 2: Stratcher?

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Speaker 1: Noise?

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Speaker 2: Tight shoes?

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, I may turn on

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the light. Yes, cake fish, what is you doing? You're

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down on the floor, dare on your hands and knees.

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Speaker 2: Well, well so wires. I must be a sleep crawler too.

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Speaker 1: Get on back to bed, Dan, But you know no

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better than disturble man when he's crawling in his sleep.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll turn off the light again. Oh

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that was close. Let me get my hand in here.

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Yeah we is now. I look at this money by

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the street light through the window.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's the Lucky Buck.

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Speaker 2: All right, hot dog, Let me get out of here.

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Speaker 1: That must have been the kingfish me. That's poor fellow

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is worse off than I think he was. He done

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turned out to be a sleep runner. What is this? Andy?

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Speaker 2: You say your Lucky buck is done?

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Speaker 1: Gone out of your room here, Yeah, as I had

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it hit under the floor, and when I woke up

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this morning, it disappeared. And I don't see how it

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could have happened, because if anybody had come in here,

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either me or the kingfish would have heard him.

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Speaker 2: You are the kingfish? Yeah, the Kingfish slip up here

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last night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but he didn't get much sleep. He was sleep

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walking and crawling and everything else. I want to ask

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you a question. Do you think by any chance the

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Kingfish could have something to do with my lucky buck disappear?

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Speaker 2: And I'm afraid he did? And what is he gonna do?

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Speaker 1: What is I gonna do? I'm going over and really

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put that kingfish to sleep. And this time the only

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one that will be doing and they walking is this

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Paul Burrow. Yeah, this is your rex Al druggist again.

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A customer came in last week with a problem that

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may bother many of you during winter months.

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Speaker 2: I got to has.

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Speaker 1: Some cough drops right away. This coal makes my throat chickle,

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so I can hardly talk well. Madam. I suggest you

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try these Rexol throat lozenges. Lasa thysin laso. What lasa

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thriysin the antibiotic throat lozengers that give two way relief

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from throat irritation caused by coals. You see, the lasa

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thysin formula combines the pain relief of aspirin with the

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antibiotic action of tyrothrysin. And I might add these lozenges

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have a pleasant cherry minhol flavor. The packet is convenient

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to carry two right in your purse. See mm hmmm

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lazothrysen l O z O T H R I C

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I N. I'll take it very well, ma'am. And remember

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lasa Thysin is sold on the famous rex Al money

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back guarantee at rex Al drug stores everywhere. Well, got

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this lucky bucker. I'm gonna get out of the large

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hall here and take it down to the newspaper office.

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And uh, holy Michael, look out the window. He'll come

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andy with a sis double up and got a stick

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in his hand. Hmm.

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Speaker 2: He looked like Rocky Marchino coming out of his corner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he got me trapped. I got a thing fast,

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too late to hide on me. Oh, let me get

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on the phone. Yeah, yeah, ain't big. I want to

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see you. I'm gonna bach you to a pop, I'm

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gonna take you and I'm gonna pay just just brother,

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and uh, I was on the phone here talking to

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my mortician.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me and hello mort?

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Speaker 1: Uh say, mort just putting me down for that sixth

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handle ninety pine.

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Speaker 2: Job, will you please? Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Uh, the one that only opens the lid halfway. Uh,

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only half the lid opens, that's where. Yeah, that way

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you can just put the satin ware shoes and burrow

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after the rest of the way, you see. Yeah. Well,

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if I'm able, Mord, i'll I'll drop over this half

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noon for a final sitting. Thank you, mare so long

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and I do me and goodbye our brother and the

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old pal, old friend. What was this about beating up

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on me? Well, cakefish, what is this you talking to

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the mortician? Is there something wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Yes? And there on the sea of life as a

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fed that the old kingfish is outward bound to green

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of pastures in the old corral up yonder.

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Speaker 1: Macel. I didn't know you was ready to nibble on

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that big fish fry in the sky.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: And then if your plans to beat up on me,

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I suggest mister jack fast and riga Mortazib was sitting

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on me here any minute, and I'd hate to see

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you bruise your fist on me. You see. Yeah, well

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this is all news to me, but not happened to

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you anyway. Well, then there, I didn't want to weary

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you and none of the other Large brothers. But sometime

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now I've been suffering from a rare disease. But there's

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no syracuses of the hubgoblins. That's the botanical name and it.

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But the common name is Undertaker's Delight. That's a shame

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king fish. But listen, if you was this bad off,

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why did you jip me out of my lucky buck? Well,

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then there, I'll admit that I did it, and in

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my last minutes here I was ashamed of myself there.

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But I only did it to finance my going away party.

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You mean you needed five hundred dollars for that? Yeah,

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then I wasn't thinking of my own comfort. Boy, I

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just didn't want the affair to be no disappointment to

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the other Large brothers.

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Speaker 2: You see.

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Speaker 1: Well, I understand that you wouldn't want no cheaper fall,

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no cous not, and uh, I want to.

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Speaker 2: Go first class. I pictured the large hall meeting room

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with me laid out at one end, then the bluffet

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upper laiter to the other.

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Speaker 1: You see, everything gonna be first class and uh and

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I count on you to deliver the eulogy. Yeah, well,

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I'll take it anywhere you want.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no eulogy.

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Speaker 1: And they, uh, that's why you makes up good stuff

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about the bum that just passed.

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Speaker 2: On you know what.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I've heard that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you what. And the uh maybe we

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better rehearse the thing. Uh, only get one shot at it,

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and I'd like to have a good one if I could.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, what are we gonna do? How you doing? Well?

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Speaker 2: I tell you what, Andy, I gonna get up here.

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Speaker 1: Now. Let me get up here and stretch out on

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this desk here and it kind of give you the atmosphere.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let me straighten up my clothes. That's it now.

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I cross my hands over my chest.

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Speaker 1: That looked like it all right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh you standing in front of me, Dan and

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I closed my eyes. We'll tell you laid on thick son.

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Sink on your feet, boy, think on your feet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well let me see here, uh, dear friends of

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our decreased brother. Some folks is said that the kingfish

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couldn't be trusted. But as I looked at him laying

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there stiff as a poker, now I would trust him

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with anything I got. And furthermore, my friends.

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Speaker 2: Say, King Beach, I just dropped in here to see Andy,

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what's going on here?

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Speaker 1: No, Calhoun, I just making the eulogy over the Kingfish.

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Here eulogy. I didn't know.

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Speaker 2: Let anything happened to the pool Kingfish about him passing along?

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Speaker 1: Calhoun, would you mind closing that door? I laying here

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in the draft. Okay, that's enough practice.

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Speaker 2: I tell you what. You come back in the morning.

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We'll have the dress rehearsal, be all set for the

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big event.

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Speaker 1: Okay, King Pits, I'll see you tomorrow. Take care of yourself. Now,

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know what the dummy that boy is. I'll go right

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down to the newspaper office now and get that five

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hundred dollars in person. Here the newspaper office. Oh, and

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there's the sign. See what they said the lucky buck

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contests that had done.

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Speaker 2: Get over here. Excuse me mossoon?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you the lucky buck editing I tried.

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Speaker 2: Ah, yes, sir, well, I got the lucky buck here

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that I'd like to collect the five hundred dollars on

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the one that was in yesterday's paper. You have the

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lucky buck. Ah, yes, sir, it's uh right here in

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my pocket. It's right.

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Speaker 1: Uh. I mean, I think I'm afraid you're mistaken. We

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just paid the five hundred dollars to that man over.

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Speaker 2: There, patter to that man over there. Well, I'll see

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about this.

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Speaker 1: See here, fellow, hy kingfish, Wait a minute, would you

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mind not bothering me while I'm counting this money here?

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Speaker 2: And how in the world did you get that lucky book?

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Speaker 1: Well, kingfish, when I was making that eulogy, you told

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me to think on my feets, and that's just what

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I'd done while you was laying there with your eyes shut.

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I don't pick your pocket. Oh now wait a minute, friends,

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this is Harlow Wilcox with a tip for every one

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of you who has a cold or may get one

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this winter. Rex al anapac relieves the cold at any stage,

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from the first warning sneeze to the headache, muscular pains

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and fever of a full fledged cold. You see, the

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rex all anapac formula combines at a histamine with well

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known APC compound that's aspirin. Fanacitan and caffeine. That's why

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you get all round relief with this one product in

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convenient tablet form. So, friends, before another cold starts coming on,

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be sure to have your rex Al and a pack

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on rex All's famous money back guarantee and rex All

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drug stares everywhere the stores with the orange and blue sign. Yes,

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ladies and gentlemen, rely on your rex All family druggists.

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Speaker 2: And when you visit him, would you be kind enough

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to tell him that Amos Landy sent you, thank you

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and good night.

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Speaker 1: See you next Sunday