Speaker 1: It pretty much worked out. I mean he's a financial
mogul in Carlsbad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's the CEO of a headphone company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who wins all the time. Who's the person that says.
Speaker 2: We're winning, We're winning, Charlie Sheen.
Speaker 1: Charlie she winnings, right, that's right.
Speaker 2: Definitely not win him. He hasn't eights. Hi Love.
Speaker 1: Welcome to another branch bag, a new episode of another
blowdeck podcast. My name is Dylan. That is Patrick.
Speaker 2: Great to be here. Permission to come aboard.
Speaker 1: Permission granted. So baby is coming next couple of weeks
while I'm gone.
Speaker 2: Rubs is going to take over probably two episodes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be nice. I mean you'll probably like her more
than me anyways. So but if you don't just be nice.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's true. But definitely be nice, and
I will say, Dill, we might be able to know
bock out episode one of below Deck o G. I
believe that is.
Speaker 1: In r That is a good point, Mariah Carrie get
the iTunes rating to reviews five stars, kind words, Join us, Patreon,
dot com, slash another podcast network. Summer House is wrapping up.
But if you want baby story, I mean we're gonna
have so many aps.
Speaker 2: You want to head over to Patreon dot com, slash
another podcast network, give us five box, and you will
hear all the stories behind what our lives are actually like.
If you're interested in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll hear about all the birth of Lucy, me
fighting with the doctors, all that stuff. Okay, so we
have got the penultimate episode of Below Deck Down and
so Weird. Well today we're gonna be talking about Kawala.
It'll be later in the episode.
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Speaker 1: Rula, Rula. Wow, love Rula, Love Rula so much. We're
gonna be talking about them later, you know, speaking of
Rula and therapy and stuff like that. A lot of
dreams today. I don't know what was going on there.
Speaker 2: Were referring to the episode.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's like five.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of.
Speaker 1: People that I don't mean, I don't mean to get snippy.
What what what? What else would I be referring to?
Speaker 2: Oh you do dream therapy?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, so yeah, no, and can I tell
you something? Mm hmm, I'm glad I'm taking a break
for a while.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's like, how much is this stuff called.
Speaker 2: I mean, I agree, it's like ridiculous. I stay in
a hotel for what you pay for that stuff.
Speaker 1: Crazy. I could buy a bunch of sneakers with that money.
Telling you, you know what, I'd beat.
Speaker 2: Nerd clusters.
Speaker 1: Have you had any again?
Speaker 2: No? You know, uh, you had said something really funny
and I agree with it. Eating nerd clusters is hyahuasca
for the tongue.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a yeah, No, it really is. It really is.
If Willy Wonka was a real man who hated children
like he did, you would have invented those things. I mean,
that's a real Willy Walca kind of invention. The nerd cluster.
I mean, it's really important to this chocolate. Who needs chocolate?
And you know what I heard recently. It's not even chocolate.
It's called chocolate candy because it's not even chocolate. They
can't even call it chocolate because it's not chocolate, So
they call it chocolate candy because it's not chocolate chocolate.
Speaker 2: It's like a tuna fish sandwich at subway? How dare
they call that tuna fish what they're laying in that bread?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what do you think it is?
Speaker 2: I think it's cardboard and fiberglass parts. You think a
little mayonnaise.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something. I've been on a tea kick.
I haven't been having a lot of coffee. God damn it.
I just heard recently that the microplastics from tea bags
you can get seven gram The average British person is
seven grams of plastic in their brain after all the
tea they drink. So I think I gotta I think
I gotta switch back to freaking coffee. But I got
I don't know. Listen, get in the comments. Let us
know what we should talk about next episode for like
five to seven minutes before.
Speaker 2: We waste your time.
Speaker 1: Episode. Yeah, so let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, dreams, dreams. I have thoughts about this episode that
has nothing to do with.
Speaker 1: Did you ever watch I Dream of Jeannie?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it used to be on when I came home
from school and no one was home.
Speaker 1: Why'd you add that?
Speaker 2: Oh? I was a last key kid. You just come home,
You throw something in the microwave, You sit down in
front of a television and wait for adults to come home.
Speaker 1: Five Do you pleasure yourself to it?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Absolutely not? I was a little kid.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, how old were you? I don't know?
Speaker 2: Eight? Oh okay, yeah, it used to be like I
dream of Jeanie Brady Bunch.
Speaker 1: And she was a witch.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, okay.
Speaker 2: Below deck, Captain Jason, you are a star in my
eyes this episode, uh aduction even gave you your own
pen of M and M camera. That's pretty amazing. And
what did you do this episode? And I please feel
free to reach out to me directly to explain yourself.
I don't think guess that you had said you please
planned on smashing their yacht vacation appreciated basically being on
the equivalent of a roller coaster for twenty four hours.
Fire up the engines on that goddamn boat and drive
it back to the docks so people could sleep at night.
What were you thinking? I hope that tip is zero.
Speaker 1: I cannot tell you how god damn angry I would be.
What did we get? What did we We could have
gotten a dinghy if I wanted to rock around like this. Okay,
it's like one of those pirate ship rides at all
the carnibles and stuff. You know, what is that?
Speaker 2: What you said? I referenced Disneyland.
Speaker 1: Oh you did, Is that right at Disneyland?
Speaker 2: It's definitely at Lego Land, it.
Speaker 1: Said Lego Land. Is that a right an amusement park
ride or is it a circus ride? Well?
Speaker 2: I just went to our local fair for our city
and they have one of from there.
Speaker 1: They had one of them there, all right.
Speaker 2: It's pretty amazing to see how they set those things up.
They're so large and multiple trucks and they just drive
them to the next town.
Speaker 1: I know. And the people that set them up are
constantly covered in sludge and dirt, and I think they're
on drugs. So that's why I don't get on them. Right.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, I like the episode. It is all over
the place. It broke out last episode, and it's it's
making its way through several couples.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I can I completely understand why
Harry don't talk to my mother like that, Hey mom?
Speaker 2: Nah, hey mom, five.
Speaker 1: O'clock in the morning where she is and you clearly
can't see her face on the camera. And also, don't
don't talk to my mother like you.
Speaker 2: You can't call your mother mom.
Speaker 1: He he can't call me I'm Brie. He can't call
my mom mom right now like this and say that
we're dating. We'll get to it.
Speaker 2: You know, my father in law Ruby, I call him dad,
and he's only eleven years older than me. It's pretty awkward.
Speaker 1: No, I like how you call people. So you call
my dad dad, and you call my mom mom. That's right,
and it's endearing the way Harry did it.
Speaker 2: No. Yeah, I think he realized she was pulling away.
He was doing everything he could to get her back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do a different thing though.
Speaker 2: I don't know if there's anything really notable in this episode.
Let me see. I'm just kind of looking through my Nope,
this was this was a bad one. This is ten knots.
Speaker 1: Okay, ten knots a very low score.
Speaker 2: Some people I saw in our comments section they're they're
pretty tough on this show, Dylan. They had said that
once we hand got fired, they just, you know, they
just stop watching. It's like, is that what kind of
commitment you have to a full story of a season.
Speaker 1: Hey, I don't blame anybody for anything, really, Okay, uh okay,
So I thought this episode was kind of good. Actually
kind of were the only thing is like boo, you
know Lawrence Arena our friends again, even though they're not
and they hate each other and they've always hated each
other and never actually have been friends one time, but
we do want to see one of them, I mean
ideally kill the other. I mean that would be kind
of peak reality television. I mean we always talk about it.
What a ripple effect of a death in reality TV
would cause, you know, I mean the rags would be
completely aflame with the news, and you know, it would
really benefit this show because people would flock to it.
Though I heard somebody died on Blowdeck. I've never watched it,
but I've got to check that out.
Speaker 2: Because his leg ripped off.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true. That's true, and he's really helping people. Know.
He's kind of like a Tony Robbins type. Oh with
a blender changed his life. Two pots go ahead?
Speaker 2: Okay, should we start the show?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: Okay, So the show starts with Brie comforting Laura as
Laura incorrectly states that Captain Hotpants never compliments her with
production here, you know, we have cameras a quick look
back at this and easily robuts that claim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I didn't think I was I thought I
was gonna have to rebut that claim. But just kind
of in my bones, you know, because we watch these
shows and then we kind of forget about them. But
there's a there's an energy imprint, a memory that's vague.
Yeah almost uh uh, too malleable to really grab a
hold of. But when she said he's never paid me
any compliments I've I thought in my head, well, that
can't be true.
Speaker 2: She reminded me of my wife. My wife will go
like totally, he didn't tell me I look beautiful today?
And I said, uh, do you remember this morning when
I grabbed your ass? That's the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, a percent. Women are so stupid lives, you know.
Speaker 2: That's me saying how beautiful you are? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, what don't you get I went up
to you and I squeezed both of your boobs and
I did like a bicycle honk kind of sound effect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's me telling you you're beautiful.
Speaker 1: Right, because I wouldn't do that to somebody. I didn't
think it was beautiful, you know what I mean? Oh god,
damn it, it's so fucking annoying, But yeah, I didn't.
I'm not the biggest fan of Laura. Evidently productions now
because if they like you, this does not happen to you,
it does. Okay, So Serena calls mom.
Speaker 2: Well, I was gonna say one thing quick before we
move on to that called the mom. He reminds Laura
that she's freaking awesome at her job, and uh, just
like that, they both agree that they're best friends, which
in the Sea Route world means they'll never see each
other again, but will like each other's posts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent. I wonder if Target employees have
to do this to their managers, like Greg, I think
you're doing a fucking awesome job.
Speaker 2: Man, you're killing it.
Speaker 1: Pal. I mean the Yankee candles. Every time I go
over there, there's always a full rack of Yankee candles,
and without you, we wouldn't have it. My point is,
it's a little embarrassing to have an underling kind of
gas you up, you know.
Speaker 2: Having to prop you up.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not a lot of people in this work
environment though that's true. Take it where you can get it.
Speaker 1: Serena uh calls her mother and we're back on this.
I'm confused because I thought we were going to be
best friends and I understand what's happening, and I'm crying.
Speaker 2: Yeah thing, yeah, yeah, Well, she tells her mom she's
upset and this season, she says, has really triggered her
and it brings her right back to that childhood where
she didn't get invited to all those parties and in
the school cafeteria kids threw food at her like she
was like a donkey at the zoo. Yeah, I added
that to make it more sad.
Speaker 1: It does make it more sad. I mean, think about
a kid being outcasts from kind of social gatherings. That's sad.
Now think about the group of kids just throwing things
that are going you're not invited zoo animal.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cruel. Kids can be cruel. You know, I've
spent I can actually relate to Zarena in this. I've
spent a good portion of my life trying to prove
to kids that I went to middle school with that
I'm awesome. So when I became the number one recap
podcaster for the TV program Below Deck, and I said,
look at me, you losers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did say that totally. Has have the kids
gotten bullied yet?
Speaker 2: My kid's the bully?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And she's I'm we're trying to explain her. You
can't be mean to people. They don't like that, they're
not gonna like you. She came home. It was an
hour thing. Last night, she one of her dear friends, Margo,
told her she was mean and didn't want to hang
out with her anymore. This upset Ellie. Ellie said, and
this is how Ellie process, is it? I don't want
Margot to come over anymore?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what.
Speaker 2: What she called? You mean? Because you were being mean?
And then she kept saying, call Lenox, Call Lennox. That's
her guy friend, and I want him to come over.
No more, Margot. I don't like Margot. Mom, get out
your phone and call Lennox.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Ellie, you got to calm down. Oh my god, Ellie,
you got to tell her it's better to be bullied
than a bully.
Speaker 2: You know, my mom's convince and since this other girl
that's getting her to be a bully. And I'm like, honey,
we can't be those goddamn parents that start blaming someone
else's kid for our kids behavior. I'm trying to be
even keeled here.
Speaker 1: No, I'm kind of hoping that Lucy is a bit
of an outcast.
Speaker 2: You know, you want them to get along with everybody? Yeah,
you really do?
Speaker 1: You know what? You know what I said this morning?
I said, I want to train her to be kind
of a kind of a bitch, you know, like if
somebody's you know, invading your space, you know, you go
get the fuck out of my space. And my wife said,
you know she's gonna be whatever she's gonna be. I mean,
what are you gonna do? You know? And and and
and Patrick. How true is that? Aren't they just who
they are? I mean, do you have they.
Speaker 2: Are who they are? My daughter is so gross I'm
on a daily basis. Forgive me skip forward thirty seconds
if you'll want to be grossed out. Is constantly picking
her nose and saying, I'm gonna eat this, daddy, and
I have to chase her. And I'm like, this is disgusting.
This is grossing me out, and I don't want to
see that again.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for all that. It's gonna be a
lot of fun. But anyways, we get back to the
show and the deck crew is can I say this
about Serena? This is something talking about who you are?
Who you are? I don't think Serena has a good gut?
Speaker 2: What's that mean?
Speaker 1: You know, certain people are sussing out you look at
a cornfield, you know, an intuitive person will go, I
think this is where the corn needs to go. And
then there are people that are like, well, you know,
you know, we need to get going on this stuff.
And the intuitive person's like, well, well I don't know
how to get going on it. I just think that's
where it should go, you know. And then there are
other people that are like, okay, well I can help
you come and you know, build the scaffolding about this,
because in that regard you're completely useless.
Speaker 2: Are you making the metaphor? There are doers and there
are talkers?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. What I'm saying is there c people
that let's say, you look at a cornfield of people, right,
you go, okay, still in the cornfield. Yeah, we're still
in the cornfield. There is a person they go, you know,
I can tell these people are good people. The rest
of them are bad. And then there are the people
that are next to them. They're like, well, let's kill
the bad ones. And that person's like, well I can't
do that. That's why you need both.
Speaker 2: Gotch you know what I mean, this was almost is confounding.
Is hot Captain pants Jason's metaphor about fire and letting
fighting go?
Speaker 1: Well, no, that was a great one. This is bad, okay.
But what I'm saying it's about Serena is I don't
think she has a good gut.
Speaker 2: The gut yeah, yea, yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 1: So there are certain types of people that can really
like suss out who somebody is. I see, you know,
intuitive people.
Speaker 2: I think Serena wants to be liked. Zarena. I know,
you listen to the show and I think that's a
good quality. I think that's a good quality.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you know, there are no good or bad
qualities unless you smell that's a bad quality.
Speaker 2: I just watched this dog last night called the liver
Guy or something, the liver God, liver God, the liver King,
the liver King. He lives on eating raw meat with
his family.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well he's a primal primal, he's a primal ancestral.
Speaker 2: He's also a fucking fraud. He's been on roids for
ten years.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean you look at somebody like that,
you go, well, that's not liver, that's that's extremely advanced chemicals,
you know, because our ancestors didn't look like that.
Speaker 2: Definitely not.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, later, we have dueling perceptions of where Harry
and Breeze relationship stands. I always love when they bounce
back and forth what the guy thinks while he's telling
his buddies and what the girl actually feels about the relationship.
He thinks they're going to make it official, and she's
been diagnosed with an early stage of.
Speaker 1: Ick yeah, yeah, yeah. It's also important to mention that
it looks like somebody took a shit in the bottom
of the jacuzzie. I mean an actual shit. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wonder what's going on with that?
Speaker 1: That looked disgusting. How does it get so dirty like that?
It's just absolutely gross. The thing with Brion Harry is, uh,
we don't care to two reasons. One, bree has already
come out and said that they're not together, which if
I was, Bravo put a muzzle on that, right. Let's
keep that that trap shut, okay, because we got to
be invested. And two, it's already difficult to be invested
because if I could sea rats, I mean, what sea
rat relationship has ever turned into a relationship.
Speaker 2: Well, I agree wholeheartedly with you. I don't think anyone,
any of them have ever made it off the boat.
I'll say this.
Speaker 1: I mean they've they've sailed around the highways and byways
of the waterways of this world, and you know, slammed
away at each other. But but they've never really paid
taxes together or anything like that.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. If you're a sea rat
and you actually got married and it's still working out,
let us let us know. I want to say this
about Brianna, and she was a lovely interview.
Speaker 1: And if you're a pig that could fly, you know,
you don't think we're going to be begetting a lot
of feedback on that question.
Speaker 2: I get you survive falling out of a plane at
two thousand feet.
Speaker 1: Hit us out, yeah, let us know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, women are complicated, Dylan, and you know, bre
at some point had urged Harry to I think, give
her more affection or show himself more, and when he did,
she felt she was being suffocated.
Speaker 1: Well, I think what she wanted was and forgive me
for being crass, but I think that she wanted the
hammer thrown down or some type of sexual sensual masculinity
to be shown, and Harry just got even more. Hey Arnold,
which is Harry and maybe who knows. I mean, I'm
not in the bedroom with them standing in the corner
going that's bad. Don't do it that way, do it
this way.
Speaker 2: I'm not that none of that I would make you
P Diddy, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I haven't been following the case, but I've heard
that it's sad.
Speaker 2: Well. I always love the lawyers. They go on the
opening statement that are representing Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, you're
gonna hear over the next six weeks is going to
discuss you. Okay, you're gonna hate this guy. Yeah, he's
not a good.
Speaker 1: Guy, all eyes.
Speaker 2: He is a monster, Okay. He he slathers come from
another man on his chest. He's really gross.
Speaker 1: Well and that's not that's not but is it illegal? That? Okay?
All right? Out of all of the things you could
have picked out of this bouquet of awful from P Diddy,
taking a man's seat and rubbing it on your chest
is I would say ninetieth on the list. I mean,
that's you know, not something that you and I would do.
But I mean, listen, some people would take a look
at you know, let's say cream Pie Kathy and go, well,
how could someone plage for themselves to that?
Speaker 2: You know, all yeah, yeah, yeah, well anyway, yeah, I
just get the highlights from a couple of podcasts I
listened to.
Speaker 1: But it is, uh, what's going on with uh? Uh
David Scandavellian Brian? Uh are you talking about? No? No, no,
who's the guy that's in Deadpool? That is Deadpool?
Speaker 2: Oh? Allegedly they have asked for Taylor Swift's text messages
with Blake Lively not gonna go well, and apparently from
a very reliable source, and this will be fascinating. Blake
Lively threatened Taylor Swift to delete her text messages or
ten years of text messages that will make them both
look bad will be out there for the public to view.
That's gonna be amazing. So here's what I think is
going to happen in the next month. And you heard
it from Patty.
Speaker 1: You're going to get a trial.
Speaker 2: We are not going to get a trial if what
Blake Lively needs to do is pull out a check book,
write a check bury.
Speaker 1: This here's the thing though, Here's the thing though, I
think justin Guarini or whatever his name is. He is
on a war path, and I am drooy for this
sulting of the earth.
Speaker 2: He is on a warpath. He's suing the New York Times.
He's gonna get money from them, Yeah, and he'll take
it up to the very edge.
Speaker 1: But forty million dollars is forty million dollars.
Speaker 2: You want to talk about shrapnel though, Ryan Reynolds, twenty
five years of good will and movie watching of this young.
Speaker 1: Imagine, imagine, imagine the dieting, the dieting alone, let alone
waking up at three o'clock in the morning to get
all the fucking makeup on and having to shoot at it.
Speaker 2: It's being in those shitty Deadpool movies.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's like, are you kidding me? Why couldn't
we just be nice?
Speaker 2: And then this ruined your career. She'll never work again.
Speaker 1: Anyway, all right. So meanwhile, meanwhile, Alicia slaps Nate's ass
and Captain j Man pops that fucking top off for
a little uh jacuzzie side performance review with Laura. What
do you think about this Jason popping the top off?
Speaker 2: You're taking a shirt off. You're referring to Yeah, he
does it as much as he can. You think, Yeah,
I think he just broke up with his girlfriend too.
He's a a hot commodity at Bravo cod.
Speaker 1: I think Jamn could pop it off a lot more often,
but maybe it's appropriate in this environment. You know, it
is maritime law, it's sea rats, it's yachting. But still
it's like.
Speaker 2: You're a person in a position of power.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I and is your boss. Like can you
imagine freaking Goldman Sachs CEO popping its fucking top off
and a board meeting.
Speaker 2: I mean he asked to step down actually, but not
on these fucking things.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So he goes in chats with Lauren, says that,
you know, you need to figure this out, and she
says it's all Serena, And he goes, well, let me
ask you something. Did you say sorry? She said, what
the fuck are you talking about? You idiot? Did I
say sorry? What a stupid question? And we're all with
the jay Man. This is just oh my god.
Speaker 2: Well I'm kind of with him to a certain extent.
I do agree that he couldn't let it go with
her passive aggressive comments. It was too insurmountable to overcome,
so he forced her to chat and initially this conversation,
as you put it out, Dylla did not go well. Yeah,
how Laura Pira is incapable of letting the beef go
and the matters were not helped. As I put it
out at the top of the show, with Jason's rather
dumb metaphor of fire as possibly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now here's where you're wrong. This is a beautiful metaphor.
He turned into a raffiki type sage for a moment
and said, let's go back to the spack.
Speaker 2: Spark, spark.
Speaker 1: You see if you go back to the spark, because
in conflict resolution, we can in fact time travel, we
can time travel emotionally, and we can guy back to
the spack, and you see.
Speaker 2: A spark.
Speaker 1: Is the beginning of an elemental wave of destruction that
for that moment can be snuffed out with just the
tap of a foot. Right now, we're trying to dump
gatorade on a wildfire, and it loves the gatorade. It
thrives on that. Right, But if we go back to
the spack.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll read the transcript and we'll let the audience decide. Okay,
you see, every fight starts with a spark. Then there's
a fire, But you have a foot unless it was
blown off in a land mine. But if you have
that foot, you can step on the fire and then
there's just a spark. He sounds like the pastor at
my church.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so get in the comments, let us know, because
that does sound pretty nonsensical. Maybe I wasn't listening closely enough.
That sounds like, what what the fuck does that even
have to do with anything?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Why I have to bring
that up? Do you know the best animal to stuff
out land mines?
Speaker 2: A German shepherd? No?
Speaker 1: Rats?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know over there in the canopies where we
dumped all those fucking bombs. Yeah, louse and stuff.
Speaker 2: Let me guess you have a helicopter drops off a
big box of living rats and like a marine, just
starts hawking them in the woods. And if there's an explosion,
there was a mine there.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, oh man, that's a brilliant way.
That's not the correct application of the rat, but that
is an amazing application. Now it is cruelty to animals.
But let's say you go, uh, you know I was
talking earlier about having a good gut. You're doing a
little loop. You go, I think there's mines over there.
You drop a crate of rats off right, they all scurry, Yeah,
and they just blow up all the mines. How they're dead, right,
but you found where the mines were. No, these rats
are giant rats. They're like a foot and a half long,
and they're on leashes. And they trained them to sniff
out bombs. Now the reason why they use rats. Right,
Let's say you got a German shepherd named Sammy, and
you've put all this time in Karen to training it.
Let's say we have a tough tuesday out in the minefield.
Amy steps on something they didn't smell. Sammy's dead. But
a big, disgusting rat. It's lighter, so if it steps
on something, it can recalibrate and if it goes, you know,
to a hog heaven getting blown in half, it's not
that bad.
Speaker 2: It's just a rack. It's a rat.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I feel bad for rats because no one, really, even
the nicest dog lover, has no empathy for rats.
Speaker 1: I have empathy for rats. But yes, it is the
opening monologue of Glorious Bastards. It's very confusing. We hate rats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a bunch of poisons for them that you
can buy at home depot.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyways, getting back to the show though, Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I was gonna say I stopped watching the
History Channel, which I had renamed World War Two channels
after I was just watching like, these Germans train a
bunch of German shepherds and I was like, oh, that's sweet,
what are they doing? At least they had a friend.
And then I saw that they basically trained the German
shepherds to go under enemy tanks and then detonate the
dogs who were wearing detonators on their backs. And I
was like, fucking grist, I'm not watching this anymore.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. There's all these Turning Point docs,
you know, these these docks on Netflix, Turning Point the
War in Iraq and Vietnam and stuff, and I want
to watch them. I just canceled my Netflix subscription. Isn't
that crazy?
Speaker 2: Not really? Okay, it's a troth of dog shit on there.
Speaker 1: I finally canceled it. And you know what set me
over the edge? The do you know what set me
off the edge? There was a movie with Russell Crowe
Robin Hood, Remember that ye. In the beginning of the movie,
there's a little parable, little quote that says when the
tyrannical abuse the townspeople or something, the outlaw picks up
its sword. They cut it out of the movie. They
cut it out of the movie.
Speaker 2: How do you even know that for sure?
Speaker 1: Oh? I know it for sure. I saw it on Instagram. Wow.
Speaker 2: Interesting.
Speaker 1: They don't want that message getting out there. And you know,
I'm a radical communist, right of course. If they're cutting
out some kind of protectorate of the proletariat message and
then rolling Robinhood with Ridley Scott and Russell Crow, it's like, no,
that's the important part right there. If you're doing that, Hey,
miss me, I don't.
Speaker 2: Like Netflix cuz ninety five percent of their content feels
like it was written by a four year old.
Speaker 1: Well there's also that. Yeah, so I'm done with Netflix
all right.
Speaker 2: Grossest part of this episode, Nick, I'm gonna Dania, you're
barely on this show. You cut your goddamn tollenails in
a trash can. I don't have a problem with the
trash can. I have a problem with his timeline of hygiene.
You cut your nails pre shower, not posts sir.
Speaker 1: Do you cut or tear?
Speaker 2: Oh? I could never tear, really cut, and I do
it over a toilet bowl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think most people are cut. I'm a freak.
I do a tear, I know how, don't do that.
I make an incision and then I do it a tear. Hey,
can I tell you I had to trim my wife's
toenails the other night because she's so pregnant.
Speaker 2: That she you know, you were doing the tear thing there.
Speaker 1: Well, she goes, I need you to come in tonails.
I go, I don't know how to do this. You know,
you guys have all got your painted nails. How do
you know where to cut with the painted nails? So
I was very worried about it. She was like, don't
worry about it, just do it right. And I go
about the way that I normally do it. I make
an incision and I tear. She goes, what the fuck
I mean? She lost?
Speaker 2: You? Gross me? How? I feel like I'm watching an
episode of grays Anatomy during.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeh yeah operation ye yeah yeah. Well let me
tell you something else. You know what she's been watching lately, Pitt.
Speaker 2: Pitt that passes. I've never watched it.
Speaker 1: It's a me er doc. She's a squeamish lady. I
walk in the living room the other day. She got
this thing on. They're freaking jam in their hands and
a guy's freaking nose and busting the bone out, and
so I'm like.
Speaker 2: I'm not watching them.
Speaker 1: I was watching this. I don't care about the interpersonal drama.
That's disgusting. So Serena and Or finally give it up.
They apologize to one another and like I said, boo,
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Speaker 2: All right, So the Sea Rats head out for their
big night out, and this is when Nate, who I
really like Nate. Nate is good at his job, He's
so likable, and later on the episode when she essentially
ends there whatever the hell they were doing, he's such
a sweet guy.
Speaker 1: Well again, it's like the forensic accounting for Jarret and PK.
She ends nothing. There's nothing there, There's nothing there.
Speaker 2: One could argue the conversation was pointless. But when I
hear what Nate was thinking, because he shares with us
that he actually manifested a future with Lisa, and it
went down like this, They'd get married, they'd buy that
nice little house. There'd be four little ones running around
in a white picket fence, and oddly enough, an angry
Greek guy punching the fence. Yeah, that was weird.
Speaker 1: That was super weird. And I gotta watch this. I
gotta pay closer attention because I miss all this stuff.
But you know, he's talking about fireside chats. It's like, hey, Nate,
pump the brakes, buddy. I don't know if you know
who FDR was, but he was old and had fucking polio. Okay,
that is not sexy. No, no, no, we're trying to We're
trying to slam away in a bunk bed. Okay, I
don't know what the hell you're talking about, freaking fireside chats.
Speaker 2: For well, some people watch Summerhouse with their love Americans.
Speaker 1: Listen to me. It's like, no, we're trying to freaking.
Speaker 2: You just abandoned it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been waiting all day to hear your thoughts
on this dinner.
Speaker 1: What dinner?
Speaker 2: Oh well, what dinner? I'm sorry, I just I wrote
a note down dinner, and I meant the sea rats
having dinner. Sorry. The dinner that happens later, And it
was kind of reminded me of COVID, except it wasn't
eating between putting your mask on in between bites. It
was barfing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I thought you were thinking that it
reminded you of COVID because what was plated looked like
a virus. But well, we'll get there anyways. So the
night out is fun. The boys all go to the bathroom.
What's your take on boys going to the bathroom?
Speaker 2: Bathroom conferences are stupid?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're very dangerous too. You know, I've had
a couple Vegas bathroom conferences that have really gone awry.
You know, you go in the bathroom and you're doing
a little cocaine and for some reason, the guy who
was standing there, who you thought was just charging you
too much for a life saver, is like, hey, you
can't do that, And then he goes and gets people
and it's like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude,
I thought.
Speaker 2: You were I modif I buy all your life savings, Yeah,
I'll make you a hold, dude.
Speaker 1: And don't wrap me up. He's like, no way, I
wouldn't do that. Rolls to the life savers cost sixty
five dollars. Do you think my integrity is worth sixty
five dollars? And he goes and get someone and then
they're like you good, Jeffer, And she's like whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2: You know you can't do this anymore because now Las
Vegas is all regulated and they're just there to make money.
There's no you can't buy people anymore. One thing that
I learned the last three times when it was still fun, yeah,
is you go up to the person the co checker,
which is normally like are they hold your bags? Which
is with an eyeshot of like all the gaming and
all that stuff. You hand that person back then like
twenty five or thirty bucks, yeah, and you hand them
your alcohol and then you just they you basically buy
them to be your bartender. It used to work and
you wouldn't have to buy it.
Speaker 1: You talking about fucking golden nugget? Where did this?
Speaker 2: I sed to do it at a circle bar, at
the hard Rock Cafe, I did it. I did it
at another place too. They just come over and they go,
here's thirty bucks, here's a twelve pack of bud Light.
Here's a tequila bottle. Yeah, me and my buddy's going
to stop in, and here's the code word. They come
by and just pour it for him. No problem, sir,
It's awesome.
Speaker 1: You can't get anything for twenty five bucks. Nowadays.
Speaker 2: You can't get a fucking tic tac for twenty five
dollars in Vegas. I hate that place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta tell you my favorite car wash. The
reason why it's my favorite car wash. You go up
to the guy, You go, I can't be waiting around
for an hour, Okay, I need this done in thirty minutes.
Twenty bucks to the front of the line.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 1: Is that just the way it is with all car washes.
Speaker 2: For most people, it's you're paying for concierge service. It's like, hey,
you paid a little bit more, you get ahead of
the line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I felt car washes take way too long.
Speaker 2: Okay, I felt so bad. When we went down on
our little spring break vacation down to San Diego about
a month ago. We went to the Animal Safari Park
and there's a tram ride where you actually go through
the entire park.
Speaker 1: At the last stop, you're Okayah, I want to hear
the rest of the story more than I want to
talk about Below Deck, But I wanted I wanted to,
And I've been the chief abuser of this tonight. But
what do you think the breakdown of below deck and
nonsense has been tonight? Soft fifty things?
Speaker 2: Should we cut that back a little bit?
Speaker 1: No? No, No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I just I just didn't think this episode was that great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, so what happened?
Speaker 2: So I was kind of torn here because you could
pay twenty dollars per person and you could skip the
fucking line and get right on that tram. Yeah, it's like,
you know, my time is money. Yeah, And I saw
about two hundred and fifty people, all families, waiting in
line for the tram and it was a ninety minute wait.
But you lose losers, but essentially sixty dollars. Yeah, and
I'm not made of money, but that could skip that line.
I would have to wait the ninety minutes, and I
paid for it, and I got on that tram in
about four and a half minutes.
Speaker 1: If I was forced to go to an amusement park
like Disneyland or something.
Speaker 2: You won't be forced in the future, No, I will be.
Speaker 1: I think I would pay. I'd probably if you could
save up some shekels. If you know you're going into
an amusement park, fit, I'd pay fifty dollars a ride
to not have to stand in those fucking lines.
Speaker 2: Well, you can pay twelve hundred and you can basically
skip the line. You have a concier that you're gonna
have tips, So it's end up it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna twelve hundred of person though, right is it twelve
hundred parts? I think it's twelve hundred a person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would make sense. Yeah, that would make sense.
Speaker 1: Because I've booked those before. Oh for yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah,
and there upwards of uh, I was like, oh, Disneyland's
not supposed to cost ten thousand dollars. It can Well
that's crazy, Yeah, you have so much money, that's so crazy.
All right, So when they rise, Serena inserts into Alicia.
Oh no, no, no, uh, we're still at dinner. She
inserts herself into Alicia and Nate and she goes, what
are you doing, Serena? Let her make her own horr mistakes. Okay,
Harry tells Bree that they need to chat about something,
and when we get back to the boat we get
said chat. He is very did you get the memo
hr manager about this entire thing?
Speaker 2: I must say it was the way that he handled
this that this didn't go sideways fast. Had he come
out of the gate and said I think you should
be my girlfriend and I think we should be together,
I think he would have gotten some pushback. The very
fact that we now have these and I'm old now,
so I don't understand these different words and titles people have.
But I guess the word they used.
Speaker 1: Is non exclusive partners. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: It is a stepping zone, stepping stone apparently to officially
being boyfriend and girlfriend, but it's not there. It's like
someone between first base and second base. Her BRA's off,
but you only have your hand on one nipple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a sign that
we're we're doing too good, you know, Yeah, we're really
you know, we're really over complicating this stuff. Maybe I'm
just a crabby old, you know, mid thirties. I completely
disagree with you. I think that he went about this
in a vaginal drying kind of way. I mean, I
thought the entire thing was just way too tepid, way
too tepid, way too probably way too tepid, you know
what I mean. I mean, answer around the entire thing
all night guy and stuff like that. I'm like, Harry,
you gotta grab her and say, let's be non exclusive partners,
you know, a little bit more gusto.
Speaker 2: Non exclusive partner.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ah, do you listen to Todd like us or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, oh, Harry, Seud, you tell that little lady that
if she doesn't start sleeping with you, it gets some
kind of exclusivity that you will be bagging other girls. Okay, Sud,
she has three dates.
Speaker 1: I meant to say exclusive partners. But that is a
great speech from one time, like us. But I can
imagine a coxsman out there some girls starting to catch feelings.
He goes, Listen, I really care about you, and I
think that's why I'm willing to commit and label our
relationship in non exclusive partnership. You know, I think that
would be perfect for us, and I'm doing that because
I care so these kids. Anyways, Nick and Marina are
also would you guys bang already? Like what you guys
are kissing all this all the time, like your How
do we know they're not? Oh?
Speaker 2: I guess we do know they're not, because the cameras camera.
Speaker 1: Harry slams breeze head into the ceiling and we get
to the Nate and Alicia chat. Alicia says that she
is a super nova and that he is also a
super nova, and because of that, they can't really be together,
which I guess makes sense because if you think about explosions,
they're not really gonna date. They're just explosions, you know
what I mean. I mean that wouldn't even make sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I have the transcript. Yeah, she tells them
her heart just isn't ready right now, you know, because
Johnny was just a couple of weeks ago. And then
she touches the wood on the bunk bed and she says,
do you see how smooth this is? He says, yeah,
she said, I sanded this with my vagina. That's how
turned off I am by you. That's what she said. Yeah,
I thought that was hard, but it's it's good when
you see a visual example. Oh my gosh, yeah wow,
because we're talking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about pretty complex kind of constructs here,
you know. So if you can point at a wall
and say I sanded that with my vagina, yeah, it
really gets driven home.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm like I get it now.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, beforehand, I had no idea what you were
talking about. Supernova here, supernova that, not that you know,
all that messy stuff, and now it's crystallized. So we
have to get to the last charter. And the next morning.
Next morning, Laura has a sex dream. She uh, she
was underwater with Jason. They saved a bunch of children
and then after which they had sex. So that's pretty crazy.
Fish Curry is going to be for the the sea
rats are gonna start. Don't give me fish make sandwiches.
Don't don't give me fish Curry. I'm with Weirdo a Dare.
They start talking about Harry and breathing exclusive partners and
Weirdo adairs like, I don't know what the hell that is.
I don't know what the fuck you guys talking about. Boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she really following in the background on this television show.
Speaker 1: A little bit. But listen, we have to get to
a very important meeting. It's time for the Laura does
not want to do this because of the underwater sex
dream saving the kids underwater sex dress.
Speaker 2: Well, because she's worried that Captain Jason will hear about
that dream. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well you shouldn't mention it
on a television show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe keep that one to yourself. But it's amazing.
You know. You mentioned that the j man got his
own GoPro at the bottom of the M and M's
He also got inserts of him walking out of the
beach winking at Laura.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Yeah, he's the hardest working man in
fake reality TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Carl's bad finance people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so it's the charter. Guest names are Lori
and Win Win Yeah okay, ah. I think his parents
need to be killed. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
named my kid awesome, right, it's gonna be a punching
bag for the rest of his life. Yeah, your parents
seriously did that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, when.
Speaker 3: Because I get w I n nay Irish name or
something like that. Yeah, Win is not but I mean, look,
it pretty much worked out. I mean he's a financial
mogul in Carlsbad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's the CEO of a headphone company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who wins all the time. Who's the person that says.
Speaker 2: We're winning, We're winning, Charlie Sheen, Charlie she winning right,
Definitely not winning. He has aids. He's being blackmailed for
the better part of five years, which he was paying
the money.
Speaker 1: Does he have aids?
Speaker 2: He has aids, you know what? Definitely not winning. He
is Steve winning.
Speaker 1: He is Steve Bannon energy to me, like when he's
under fire in an interview, he's just like, yeah, it's
Tiger's blood. Can I get you anything?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: You know you can keep being rude. Do we have
any sandwiches for this bitch? You know? Yeah? Aids?
Speaker 2: Huh aids. Wow. He's like, I'm coming out and telling
everybody that I have AIDS and this gravelly voice because
I have AIDS, but also because I was being blackmailed,
and they're like, are you going to continue to pay
the blackmail? Not anymore? Obviously we all aids?
Speaker 1: Right, that's so crazy? All right? So we've got to
called jostco in on this one. The engine is not
working and they get dealing at yacht services a call.
We'll see what happens with that. In a moment, Jason
and Laura chat. He starts to you know, kind of
you know, they break down the him and her and
Surena thing and and you know, she had this dream
earlier where they were saving children and having sex underwater.
And he's talking to her about Serena and then all
of a sudden, here's something dripping on the floor. He's like,
what the heck is that? And she's like, nothing, nothing,
and he's like, it's so weird, and it's Arena comes
in and they all hug.
Speaker 2: So it was a sweet moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, swept under the rug. So say what say Shells?
The chart to guests arrived. These guys are excited. Huh
when when is an amped up professional?
Speaker 2: Oh you could tell he's got that energy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, real campaign or this guy. Laura says, half
one for lunch. Now, I'm a big fan of the
quarter too, you know, half after or half two, half
of one. That could be two different times. It's not
not very clear. I mean, I forgive me, maybe I'm
just American or something. But if you say half one.
Don't you think that could be one thirty or twelve thirty?
Speaker 2: I do. I think they need to start using military time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent, thirteen hundred hours. Okay. Alicia has
grown from trying to kill the crew with food to uh,
pretty much. I think the same thing, but just not
that the killing part.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, she did serve that curry that was ready
to kill everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, too hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's grown as a person, and she plans on
going to culinary school.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, where you know, probably.
Speaker 2: Strip Mall in Van Euys, California, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or the CIA. It's so funny
to me that the most prestigious, well one of the
more prestigious culinary academies is has the same acronym as
the Central Intelligence Agency.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know, I went there for a work of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a nice building.
Speaker 2: Huh Oh, it's beautiful in the campus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like this.
Speaker 2: This class, they spend a year cooking bread.
Speaker 1: I mean, a year is nowhere near enough, you know
what I mean. I was like, wow, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Get a lot more done.
Speaker 1: You could tell me what YEAST is doing for an
entire year. I still wouldn't know the end of just
you know, you bloom it and that you throw it
in that it'll do this. Yeah. I look at bread
making videos. I'm like, who has the time? I mean
yeast and proofing and rolling, and now that's not how
you run and get out of here. I'm not making bread.
You gotta be kidding me. Lunch just passed out pasta, avocada, salad,
crab legs and they crack away like filthy little aliens.
The guests are wondering if the stabilizer is broke.
Speaker 2: I appreciated that they were familiar with a large boat
and how it can make it so that you don't
want to vomit every four and a half seconds.
Speaker 1: Now, what does that tell you? One of two things
have either been on big boats before, or they're fans
of below deck.
Speaker 2: O great point. I don't even know if being a
fan of below deck would get you there. I think
someone was in engineering.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Nate and Alicia are awkward, and now the
boat is very, very rocky. The new tender comes to stern.
I was wondering, this is nighttime, now, how does that
guy get back?
Speaker 2: Great point? I think they have to drive him back.
That sucks.
Speaker 1: So we get to dinner. Todd says that he hunts peasants.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that was a little a little nod
to the Uh what film was it, Surviving the Game
with iced Tea? Yeah, where they this was the plot.
They grab drug addict, loser, homeless people yeah, yeah, yeah,
and then they put them out in the wilderness for
rich people to hunt them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, listen, peasants are just working class people. I
don't know that we need to take those people out,
but listen, if I hit the lotto, somebody came knocked
on my door said I have an opportunity for you
had a gold case. I was like, what are you?
What are you doing with that gold case? He opens it.
There's a tiny little post it note and it says,
I want I'm inviting you to go hunt bums.
Speaker 2: I'd be like, are you kidding? I've been dreaming about
this for five years.
Speaker 1: I am fucking ian. How much does it cost? Fifteen
million dollars? I'm freaking I just hit the lottery. Sure
it was twenty seven million, but I'm gonna I'm gonna
do this.
Speaker 2: Well, what's the price you could pay? You know it's
a blood loss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So dinner is served and dinner has paused
because Tresford has to get up and puke his guts out.
Dinner is a coconut and limeleyf curry and uh. The
second course is a local red snapper with a green
pea puree. And that looks like, uh, kind of clumpy
stomach bile.
Speaker 2: It looked like what came out of seth.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. If you could, you know, kind of
put the humors of our body in a little bottle
and then throw milk kurds in there and just kind
of see what happens. That's what this green pea pure
looked like. Absolutely disgusting pods. These people, these people we
call mom after dinner and they're they're not happy about dinner,
right because they're very sick and they can't even eat.
Speaker 2: I have to tell you, though, these charter guests are saints.
They're so nice. I think it's the next morning this happens.
They whisper how they're like unable to hold down food
or eat and they're whispering so they don't offend the staff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some bravo for next season, Let's get some monsters back. Okay,
I feel like that was This season has been great.
One of the few things we've been lacking is a
real group of asses.
Speaker 2: I thought about that. I was like, what's missing this season,
or what are the components that make a great Polowdeck season.
You have to have at least three I was gonna say,
three charter guests that are absolute fucking monsters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, They've been so nice, but these
people cannot sleep and they cannot eat, and they're throwing
up food that looks like throw up and they're paying
exorbitant amounts of money for it. Okay, all right, so
the guests once again are pretty pissed, but they're they're
nice about it. Kind of bad dream about waking up
and watching a movie and thinks that that is a
good idea for a movie, and it might be, but
you a lot more to you. I think you've gotta
fill that idea out. This is where Laura and Serena
have another little tiff. The walkie is not working properly.
Speaker 2: She misplaced her walkie talkie.
Speaker 1: Now Laura walks in and she's, you know, she's flustered,
she's a little pissed off and Serena is like, oh,
here we go again. We're back. Serena, you misplaced your walkie.
She's pissed.
Speaker 2: Let it go. I okay, So Dylan, let it go.
You nailed it. Okay. So this is less of Laura
coming after her and more irritability based on the fact
that everyone slept like they were on that Rocky amusement
park ride the Dylan described earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so
she's irritable and you kind of did fuck up. The
world is not ending here, Serena.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we get ready for the beach set up.
We've got two exposed islands. It's all about timing, and
the tender will unfortunately be stuck for I don't know
five minutes next episode and everything that happen. Yeah, get
in the comments. Let us know if you have survived
any large falls or if you're a sea rat who
is in a loving relationship. We'll see you guys next week.
Five stars, kind words. We'll read some reviews next week too.
I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat Say goodbye later, dudes,