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Speaker 1: Yeah, who wins all the time. Who's the person that says.

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Speaker 2: We're winning, We're winning, Charlie Sheen.

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Speaker 2: Definitely not win him. He hasn't eights. Hi Love.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to another branch bag, a new episode of another

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blowdeck podcast. My name is Dylan. That is Patrick.

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Speaker 2: Great to be here. Permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 1: Permission granted. So baby is coming next couple of weeks

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while I'm gone.

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Speaker 2: Rubs is going to take over probably two episodes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, be nice. I mean you'll probably like her more

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than me anyways. So but if you don't just be nice.

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Speaker 1: In r That is a good point, Mariah Carrie get

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the iTunes rating to reviews five stars, kind words, Join us, Patreon,

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dot com, slash another podcast network. Summer House is wrapping up.

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But if you want baby story, I mean we're gonna

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Speaker 2: You want to head over to Patreon dot com, slash

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another podcast network, give us five box, and you will

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll hear about all the birth of Lucy, me

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fighting with the doctors, all that stuff. Okay, so we

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so Weird. Well today we're gonna be talking about Kawala.

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Speaker 2: Actually it's a different sponsor. It's Rula.

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Speaker 1: Rula, Rula. Wow, love Rula, Love Rula so much. We're

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gonna be talking about them later, you know, speaking of

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dreams today. I don't know what was going on there.

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Telling you, you know what, I'd beat.

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they call it chocolate candy because it's not chocolate chocolate.

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Speaker 2: Okay, dreams, dreams. I have thoughts about this episode that

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from school and no one was home.

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free to reach out to me directly to explain yourself.

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constantly covered in sludge and dirt, and I think they're

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on drugs. So that's why I don't get on them. Right.

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the place. It broke out last episode, and it's it's

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making its way through several couples.

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Harry don't talk to my mother like that, Hey mom?

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my mom mom right now like this and say that

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we're dating. We'll get to it.

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this was this was a bad one. This is ten knots.

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Speaker 2: Some people I saw in our comments section they're they're

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once we hand got fired, they just, you know, they

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just stop watching. It's like, is that what kind of

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kind of were the only thing is like boo, you

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a blender changed his life. Two pots go ahead?

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any compliments I've I thought in my head, well, that

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to you and I squeezed both of your boobs and

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Speaker 1: Right, because I wouldn't do that to somebody. I didn't

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think it was beautiful, you know what I mean? Oh god,

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damn it, it's so fucking annoying, But yeah, I didn't.

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in the Sea Route world means they'll never see each

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you're doing a fucking awesome job.

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Speaker 1: Pal. I mean the Yankee candles. Every time I go

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Speaker 2: Having to prop you up.

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best friends and I understand what's happening, and I'm crying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah thing, yeah, yeah, Well, she tells her mom she's

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upset and this season, she says, has really triggered her

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and it brings her right back to that childhood where

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she didn't get invited to all those parties and in

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the school cafeteria kids threw food at her like she

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was like a donkey at the zoo. Yeah, I added

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that to make it more sad.

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Speaker 1: It does make it more sad. I mean, think about

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a kid being outcasts from kind of social gatherings. That's sad.

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Now think about the group of kids just throwing things

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that are going you're not invited zoo animal.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty cruel. Kids can be cruel. You know, I've

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spent I can actually relate to Zarena in this. I've

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spent a good portion of my life trying to prove

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to kids that I went to middle school with that

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I'm awesome. So when I became the number one recap

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podcaster for the TV program Below Deck, and I said,

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look at me, you losers.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did say that totally. Has have the kids

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gotten bullied yet?

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Speaker 2: My kid's the bully?

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And she's I'm we're trying to explain her. You

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can't be mean to people. They don't like that, they're

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not gonna like you. She came home. It was an

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hour thing. Last night, she one of her dear friends, Margo,

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told her she was mean and didn't want to hang

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out with her anymore. This upset Ellie. Ellie said, and

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this is how Ellie process, is it? I don't want

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Margot to come over anymore?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, what.

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Speaker 2: What she called? You mean? Because you were being mean?

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And then she kept saying, call Lenox, Call Lennox. That's

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her guy friend, and I want him to come over.

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No more, Margot. I don't like Margot. Mom, get out

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your phone and call Lennox.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Ellie, you got to calm down. Oh my god, Ellie,

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you got to tell her it's better to be bullied

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than a bully.

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Speaker 2: You know, my mom's convince and since this other girl

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that's getting her to be a bully. And I'm like, honey,

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we can't be those goddamn parents that start blaming someone

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else's kid for our kids behavior. I'm trying to be

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even keeled here.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm kind of hoping that Lucy is a bit

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of an outcast.

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Speaker 2: You know, you want them to get along with everybody? Yeah,

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you really do?

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Speaker 1: You know what? You know what I said this morning?

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I said, I want to train her to be kind

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of a kind of a bitch, you know, like if

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somebody's you know, invading your space, you know, you go

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get the fuck out of my space. And my wife said,

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you know she's gonna be whatever she's gonna be. I mean,

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what are you gonna do? You know? And and and

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and Patrick. How true is that? Aren't they just who

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they are? I mean, do you have they.

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Speaker 2: Are who they are? My daughter is so gross I'm

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on a daily basis. Forgive me skip forward thirty seconds

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if you'll want to be grossed out. Is constantly picking

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her nose and saying, I'm gonna eat this, daddy, and

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I have to chase her. And I'm like, this is disgusting.

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This is grossing me out, and I don't want to

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see that again.

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Speaker 1: I'm so excited for all that. It's gonna be a

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lot of fun. But anyways, we get back to the

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show and the deck crew is can I say this

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about Serena? This is something talking about who you are?

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Who you are? I don't think Serena has a good gut?

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Speaker 2: What's that mean?

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Speaker 1: You know, certain people are sussing out you look at

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a cornfield, you know, an intuitive person will go, I

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think this is where the corn needs to go. And

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then there are people that are like, well, you know,

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you know, we need to get going on this stuff.

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And the intuitive person's like, well, well I don't know

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how to get going on it. I just think that's

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where it should go, you know. And then there are

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other people that are like, okay, well I can help

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you come and you know, build the scaffolding about this,

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because in that regard you're completely useless.

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Speaker 2: Are you making the metaphor? There are doers and there

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are talkers?

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no. What I'm saying is there c people

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that let's say, you look at a cornfield of people, right,

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you go, okay, still in the cornfield. Yeah, we're still

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in the cornfield. There is a person they go, you know,

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I can tell these people are good people. The rest

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of them are bad. And then there are the people

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that are next to them. They're like, well, let's kill

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the bad ones. And that person's like, well I can't

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do that. That's why you need both.

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Speaker 2: Gotch you know what I mean, this was almost is confounding.

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Is hot Captain pants Jason's metaphor about fire and letting

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fighting go?

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Speaker 1: Well, no, that was a great one. This is bad, okay.

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But what I'm saying it's about Serena is I don't

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think she has a good gut.

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Speaker 2: The gut yeah, yea, yeah, gotcha.

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Speaker 1: So there are certain types of people that can really

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like suss out who somebody is. I see, you know,

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intuitive people.

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Speaker 2: I think Serena wants to be liked. Zarena. I know,

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you listen to the show and I think that's a

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good quality. I think that's a good quality.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, you know, there are no good or bad

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qualities unless you smell that's a bad quality.

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Speaker 2: I just watched this dog last night called the liver

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Guy or something, the liver God, liver God, the liver King,

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the liver King. He lives on eating raw meat with

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his family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Well he's a primal primal, he's a primal ancestral.

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Speaker 2: He's also a fucking fraud. He's been on roids for

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ten years.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean you look at somebody like that,

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you go, well, that's not liver, that's that's extremely advanced chemicals,

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you know, because our ancestors didn't look like that.

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Speaker 2: Definitely not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, anyway, later, we have dueling perceptions of where Harry

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and Breeze relationship stands. I always love when they bounce

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back and forth what the guy thinks while he's telling

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his buddies and what the girl actually feels about the relationship.

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He thinks they're going to make it official, and she's

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been diagnosed with an early stage of.

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Speaker 1: Ick yeah, yeah, yeah. It's also important to mention that

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it looks like somebody took a shit in the bottom

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of the jacuzzie. I mean an actual shit. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I wonder what's going on with that?

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Speaker 1: That looked disgusting. How does it get so dirty like that?

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It's just absolutely gross. The thing with Brion Harry is, uh,

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we don't care to two reasons. One, bree has already

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come out and said that they're not together, which if

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I was, Bravo put a muzzle on that, right. Let's

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keep that that trap shut, okay, because we got to

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be invested. And two, it's already difficult to be invested

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because if I could sea rats, I mean, what sea

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rat relationship has ever turned into a relationship.

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Speaker 2: Well, I agree wholeheartedly with you. I don't think anyone,

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any of them have ever made it off the boat.

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I'll say this.

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Speaker 1: I mean they've they've sailed around the highways and byways

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of the waterways of this world, and you know, slammed

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away at each other. But but they've never really paid

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taxes together or anything like that.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean. If you're a sea rat

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and you actually got married and it's still working out,

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let us let us know. I want to say this

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about Brianna, and she was a lovely interview.

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Speaker 1: And if you're a pig that could fly, you know,

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you don't think we're going to be begetting a lot

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of feedback on that question.

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Speaker 2: I get you survive falling out of a plane at

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two thousand feet.

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Speaker 1: Hit us out, yeah, let us know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, women are complicated, Dylan, and you know, bre

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at some point had urged Harry to I think, give

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her more affection or show himself more, and when he did,

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she felt she was being suffocated.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think what she wanted was and forgive me

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for being crass, but I think that she wanted the

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hammer thrown down or some type of sexual sensual masculinity

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to be shown, and Harry just got even more. Hey Arnold,

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which is Harry and maybe who knows. I mean, I'm

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not in the bedroom with them standing in the corner

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going that's bad. Don't do it that way, do it

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this way.

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Speaker 2: I'm not that none of that I would make you

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P Diddy, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I haven't been following the case, but I've heard

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that it's sad.

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Speaker 2: Well. I always love the lawyers. They go on the

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opening statement that are representing Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, you're

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gonna hear over the next six weeks is going to

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discuss you. Okay, you're gonna hate this guy. Yeah, he's

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not a good.

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Speaker 1: Guy, all eyes.

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Speaker 2: He is a monster, Okay. He he slathers come from

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another man on his chest. He's really gross.

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Speaker 1: Well and that's not that's not but is it illegal? That? Okay?

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All right? Out of all of the things you could

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have picked out of this bouquet of awful from P Diddy,

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taking a man's seat and rubbing it on your chest

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is I would say ninetieth on the list. I mean,

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that's you know, not something that you and I would do.

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But I mean, listen, some people would take a look

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at you know, let's say cream Pie Kathy and go, well,

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how could someone plage for themselves to that?

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Speaker 2: You know, all yeah, yeah, yeah, well anyway, yeah, I

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just get the highlights from a couple of podcasts I

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listened to.

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Speaker 1: But it is, uh, what's going on with uh? Uh

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David Scandavellian Brian? Uh are you talking about? No? No, no,

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who's the guy that's in Deadpool? That is Deadpool?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Allegedly they have asked for Taylor Swift's text messages

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with Blake Lively not gonna go well, and apparently from

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a very reliable source, and this will be fascinating. Blake

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Lively threatened Taylor Swift to delete her text messages or

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ten years of text messages that will make them both

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look bad will be out there for the public to view.

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That's gonna be amazing. So here's what I think is

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going to happen in the next month. And you heard

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it from Patty.

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Speaker 1: You're going to get a trial.

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Speaker 2: We are not going to get a trial if what

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Blake Lively needs to do is pull out a check book,

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write a check bury.

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Speaker 1: This here's the thing though, Here's the thing though, I

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think justin Guarini or whatever his name is. He is

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on a war path, and I am drooy for this

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sulting of the earth.

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Speaker 2: He is on a warpath. He's suing the New York Times.

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He's gonna get money from them, Yeah, and he'll take

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it up to the very edge.

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Speaker 1: But forty million dollars is forty million dollars.

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Speaker 2: You want to talk about shrapnel though, Ryan Reynolds, twenty

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five years of good will and movie watching of this young.

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Speaker 1: Imagine, imagine, imagine the dieting, the dieting alone, let alone

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waking up at three o'clock in the morning to get

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all the fucking makeup on and having to shoot at it.

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Speaker 2: It's being in those shitty Deadpool movies.

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Speaker 1: It's like, it's like, are you kidding me? Why couldn't

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we just be nice?

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Speaker 2: And then this ruined your career. She'll never work again.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, all right. So meanwhile, meanwhile, Alicia slaps Nate's ass

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and Captain j Man pops that fucking top off for

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a little uh jacuzzie side performance review with Laura. What

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do you think about this Jason popping the top off?

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Speaker 2: You're taking a shirt off. You're referring to Yeah, he

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does it as much as he can. You think, Yeah,

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I think he just broke up with his girlfriend too.

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He's a a hot commodity at Bravo cod.

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Speaker 1: I think Jamn could pop it off a lot more often,

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00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,200
but maybe it's appropriate in this environment. You know, it

468
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,960
is maritime law, it's sea rats, it's yachting. But still

469
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:15,359
it's like.

470
00:22:15,559 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 2: You're a person in a position of power.

471
00:22:18,839 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I and is your boss. Like can you

472
00:22:21,440 --> 00:22:26,079
imagine freaking Goldman Sachs CEO popping its fucking top off

473
00:22:26,079 --> 00:22:26,839
and a board meeting.

474
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,680
Speaker 2: I mean he asked to step down actually, but not

475
00:22:30,759 --> 00:22:31,759
on these fucking things.

476
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,599
Speaker 1: Yeah. So he goes in chats with Lauren, says that,

477
00:22:36,279 --> 00:22:37,599
you know, you need to figure this out, and she

478
00:22:37,599 --> 00:22:39,759
says it's all Serena, And he goes, well, let me

479
00:22:39,799 --> 00:22:41,759
ask you something. Did you say sorry? She said, what

480
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:44,799
the fuck are you talking about? You idiot? Did I

481
00:22:44,799 --> 00:22:47,160
say sorry? What a stupid question? And we're all with

482
00:22:47,279 --> 00:22:50,319
the jay Man. This is just oh my god.

483
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,880
Speaker 2: Well I'm kind of with him to a certain extent.

484
00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:54,759
I do agree that he couldn't let it go with

485
00:22:54,799 --> 00:22:57,720
her passive aggressive comments. It was too insurmountable to overcome,

486
00:22:57,759 --> 00:23:01,279
so he forced her to chat and initially this conversation,

487
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,519
as you put it out, Dylla did not go well. Yeah,

488
00:23:03,519 --> 00:23:05,960
how Laura Pira is incapable of letting the beef go

489
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:09,000
and the matters were not helped. As I put it

490
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:10,880
out at the top of the show, with Jason's rather

491
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,720
dumb metaphor of fire as possibly.

492
00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, now here's where you're wrong. This is a beautiful metaphor.

493
00:23:16,319 --> 00:23:19,279
He turned into a raffiki type sage for a moment

494
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:21,759
and said, let's go back to the spack.

495
00:23:22,559 --> 00:23:24,279
Speaker 2: Spark, spark.

496
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: You see if you go back to the spark, because

497
00:23:28,279 --> 00:23:33,079
in conflict resolution, we can in fact time travel, we

498
00:23:33,160 --> 00:23:36,440
can time travel emotionally, and we can guy back to

499
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,839
the spack, and you see.

500
00:23:38,599 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 2: A spark.

501
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:45,279
Speaker 1: Is the beginning of an elemental wave of destruction that

502
00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:48,920
for that moment can be snuffed out with just the

503
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:53,680
tap of a foot. Right now, we're trying to dump

504
00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,839
gatorade on a wildfire, and it loves the gatorade. It

505
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,119
thrives on that. Right, But if we go back to

506
00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:00,039
the spack.

507
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:04,960
Speaker 2: Well, I'll read the transcript and we'll let the audience decide. Okay,

508
00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,559
you see, every fight starts with a spark. Then there's

509
00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:10,200
a fire, But you have a foot unless it was

510
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,000
blown off in a land mine. But if you have

511
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,119
that foot, you can step on the fire and then

512
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:20,200
there's just a spark. He sounds like the pastor at

513
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:20,759
my church.

514
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, so get in the comments, let us know, because

515
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:26,319
that does sound pretty nonsensical. Maybe I wasn't listening closely enough.

516
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:31,880
That sounds like, what what the fuck does that even

517
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,240
have to do with anything?

518
00:24:33,279 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 2: All right?

519
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Why I have to bring

520
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:42,079
that up? Do you know the best animal to stuff

521
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:42,880
out land mines?

522
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 2: A German shepherd? No?

523
00:24:45,599 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 1: Rats?

524
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,039
Speaker 2: Really?

525
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,519
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know over there in the canopies where we

526
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,920
dumped all those fucking bombs. Yeah, louse and stuff.

527
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 2: Let me guess you have a helicopter drops off a

528
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,799
big box of living rats and like a marine, just

529
00:25:01,839 --> 00:25:04,559
starts hawking them in the woods. And if there's an explosion,

530
00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:05,440
there was a mine there.

531
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:09,759
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, oh man, that's a brilliant way.

532
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,359
That's not the correct application of the rat, but that

533
00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:19,920
is an amazing application. Now it is cruelty to animals.

534
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:23,799
But let's say you go, uh, you know I was

535
00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:26,319
talking earlier about having a good gut. You're doing a

536
00:25:26,319 --> 00:25:28,400
little loop. You go, I think there's mines over there.

537
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,319
You drop a crate of rats off right, they all scurry, Yeah,

538
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:35,160
and they just blow up all the mines. How they're dead, right,

539
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:40,559
but you found where the mines were. No, these rats

540
00:25:40,599 --> 00:25:44,039
are giant rats. They're like a foot and a half long,

541
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:47,079
and they're on leashes. And they trained them to sniff

542
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:50,240
out bombs. Now the reason why they use rats. Right,

543
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,000
Let's say you got a German shepherd named Sammy, and

544
00:25:54,079 --> 00:25:56,079
you've put all this time in Karen to training it.

545
00:25:56,559 --> 00:25:59,680
Let's say we have a tough tuesday out in the minefield.

546
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:03,920
Amy steps on something they didn't smell. Sammy's dead. But

547
00:26:04,039 --> 00:26:07,839
a big, disgusting rat. It's lighter, so if it steps

548
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,559
on something, it can recalibrate and if it goes, you know,

549
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,160
to a hog heaven getting blown in half, it's not

550
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:14,599
that bad.

551
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 2: It's just a rack. It's a rat.

552
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 1: You know.

553
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 2: I feel bad for rats because no one, really, even

554
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,440
the nicest dog lover, has no empathy for rats.

555
00:26:22,559 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 1: I have empathy for rats. But yes, it is the

556
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:28,839
opening monologue of Glorious Bastards. It's very confusing. We hate rats.

557
00:26:29,559 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a bunch of poisons for them that you

558
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:32,920
can buy at home depot.

559
00:26:33,079 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: Yeah. Anyways, getting back to the show though, Oh.

560
00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. I was gonna say I stopped watching the

561
00:26:37,839 --> 00:26:41,920
History Channel, which I had renamed World War Two channels

562
00:26:42,079 --> 00:26:44,759
after I was just watching like, these Germans train a

563
00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:47,880
bunch of German shepherds and I was like, oh, that's sweet,

564
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:49,480
what are they doing? At least they had a friend.

565
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,079
And then I saw that they basically trained the German

566
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:56,119
shepherds to go under enemy tanks and then detonate the

567
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:59,359
dogs who were wearing detonators on their backs. And I

568
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,640
was like, fucking grist, I'm not watching this anymore.

569
00:27:03,079 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. There's all these Turning Point docs,

570
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,319
you know, these these docks on Netflix, Turning Point the

571
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,720
War in Iraq and Vietnam and stuff, and I want

572
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:14,920
to watch them. I just canceled my Netflix subscription. Isn't

573
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:15,519
that crazy?

574
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,559
Speaker 2: Not really? Okay, it's a troth of dog shit on there.

575
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: I finally canceled it. And you know what set me

576
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:24,480
over the edge? The do you know what set me

577
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,759
off the edge? There was a movie with Russell Crowe

578
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:32,519
Robin Hood, Remember that ye. In the beginning of the movie,

579
00:27:33,079 --> 00:27:37,079
there's a little parable, little quote that says when the

580
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:42,759
tyrannical abuse the townspeople or something, the outlaw picks up

581
00:27:42,799 --> 00:27:47,279
its sword. They cut it out of the movie. They

582
00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:48,359
cut it out of the movie.

583
00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 2: How do you even know that for sure?

584
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 1: Oh? I know it for sure. I saw it on Instagram. Wow.

585
00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 2: Interesting.

586
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: They don't want that message getting out there. And you know,

587
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,839
I'm a radical communist, right of course. If they're cutting

588
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:05,720
out some kind of protectorate of the proletariat message and

589
00:28:05,759 --> 00:28:09,440
then rolling Robinhood with Ridley Scott and Russell Crow, it's like, no,

590
00:28:09,599 --> 00:28:14,720
that's the important part right there. If you're doing that, Hey,

591
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,359
miss me, I don't.

592
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,599
Speaker 2: Like Netflix cuz ninety five percent of their content feels

593
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:23,440
like it was written by a four year old.

594
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: Well there's also that. Yeah, so I'm done with Netflix

595
00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:27,839
all right.

596
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,559
Speaker 2: Grossest part of this episode, Nick, I'm gonna Dania, you're

597
00:28:31,599 --> 00:28:34,359
barely on this show. You cut your goddamn tollenails in

598
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,119
a trash can. I don't have a problem with the

599
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:40,279
trash can. I have a problem with his timeline of hygiene.

600
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,279
You cut your nails pre shower, not posts sir.

601
00:28:46,319 --> 00:28:47,519
Speaker 1: Do you cut or tear?

602
00:28:48,039 --> 00:28:51,359
Speaker 2: Oh? I could never tear, really cut, and I do

603
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,640
it over a toilet bowl.

604
00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think most people are cut. I'm a freak.

605
00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:01,000
I do a tear, I know how, don't do that.

606
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:05,200
I make an incision and then I do it a tear. Hey,

607
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,000
can I tell you I had to trim my wife's

608
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,920
toenails the other night because she's so pregnant.

609
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: That she you know, you were doing the tear thing there.

610
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: Well, she goes, I need you to come in tonails.

611
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,000
I go, I don't know how to do this. You know,

612
00:29:16,599 --> 00:29:18,799
you guys have all got your painted nails. How do

613
00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:21,039
you know where to cut with the painted nails? So

614
00:29:21,119 --> 00:29:22,599
I was very worried about it. She was like, don't

615
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,079
worry about it, just do it right. And I go

616
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:26,880
about the way that I normally do it. I make

617
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,279
an incision and I tear. She goes, what the fuck

618
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,359
I mean? She lost?

619
00:29:30,759 --> 00:29:32,279
Speaker 2: You? Gross me? How? I feel like I'm watching an

620
00:29:32,279 --> 00:29:33,759
episode of grays Anatomy during.

621
00:29:33,799 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeh yeah operation ye yeah yeah. Well let me

622
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:40,039
tell you something else. You know what she's been watching lately, Pitt.

623
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,519
Speaker 2: Pitt that passes. I've never watched it.

624
00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: It's a me er doc. She's a squeamish lady. I

625
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,119
walk in the living room the other day. She got

626
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:49,079
this thing on. They're freaking jam in their hands and

627
00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:51,880
a guy's freaking nose and busting the bone out, and

628
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,559
so I'm like.

629
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 2: I'm not watching them.

630
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,119
Speaker 1: I was watching this. I don't care about the interpersonal drama.

631
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:01,039
That's disgusting. So Serena and Or finally give it up.

632
00:30:01,039 --> 00:30:05,279
They apologize to one another and like I said, boo,

633
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:10,240
but listen, we all need moments to heal, and you

634
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,400
know it can really help with that.

635
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:14,519
Speaker 2: Tell me, dal well, I need to know you know it.

636
00:30:14,799 --> 00:30:17,279
I think I do. What is referring to Rula.

637
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:21,359
Speaker 1: We're referring to Rulabut you know the beauty of Rula, right.

638
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,440
Speaker 2: Yes I do. I've actually maybe I've actually used their services.

639
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:28,279
And if you've noticed, there's been a quite a difference

640
00:30:28,319 --> 00:30:31,279
in my demeanor lately. I'm much more chipper.

641
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,279
Speaker 1: You have been so amazing lately, because like before Rula,

642
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,640
I gotta say I didn't even want to do this podcast.

643
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,319
I was like, oh, this guy, he all he talks about.

644
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,400
All he talks about is stuff that I really don't like,

645
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,359
you know what I mean.

646
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 2: I felt that way too. I was going to fire myself.

647
00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:49,759
Speaker 1: Actually I know, I know. And we had a conversation.

648
00:30:49,839 --> 00:30:52,200
I was like, listen, you don't need to fire yourself,

649
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:53,000
but maybe like.

650
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,319
Speaker 2: Get some help.

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Speaker 1: I think you to help. I mean, like, how would

652
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you even freaking fire yourself? But listen. RULA is very,

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670
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Speaker 2: All right, So the Sea Rats head out for their

688
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,839
big night out, and this is when Nate, who I

689
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,680
really like Nate. Nate is good at his job, He's

690
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,480
so likable, and later on the episode when she essentially

691
00:32:48,039 --> 00:32:50,680
ends there whatever the hell they were doing, he's such

692
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,240
a sweet guy.

693
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:54,079
Speaker 1: Well again, it's like the forensic accounting for Jarret and PK.

694
00:32:54,359 --> 00:32:59,880
She ends nothing. There's nothing there, There's nothing there.

695
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 2: One could argue the conversation was pointless. But when I

696
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,160
hear what Nate was thinking, because he shares with us

697
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,880
that he actually manifested a future with Lisa, and it

698
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,240
went down like this, They'd get married, they'd buy that

699
00:33:16,359 --> 00:33:19,880
nice little house. There'd be four little ones running around

700
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:22,400
in a white picket fence, and oddly enough, an angry

701
00:33:22,519 --> 00:33:25,599
Greek guy punching the fence. Yeah, that was weird.

702
00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:28,279
Speaker 1: That was super weird. And I gotta watch this. I

703
00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:30,480
gotta pay closer attention because I miss all this stuff.

704
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,160
But you know, he's talking about fireside chats. It's like, hey, Nate,

705
00:33:33,680 --> 00:33:35,839
pump the brakes, buddy. I don't know if you know

706
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:41,160
who FDR was, but he was old and had fucking polio. Okay,

707
00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:45,640
that is not sexy. No, no, no, we're trying to We're

708
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,799
trying to slam away in a bunk bed. Okay, I

709
00:33:47,839 --> 00:33:52,079
don't know what the hell you're talking about, freaking fireside chats.

710
00:33:51,759 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 2: For well, some people watch Summerhouse with their love Americans.

711
00:33:55,759 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: Listen to me. It's like, no, we're trying to freaking.

712
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,319
Speaker 2: You just abandoned it.

713
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:08,559
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh my god.

714
00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been waiting all day to hear your thoughts

715
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,119
on this dinner.

716
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: What dinner?

717
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 2: Oh well, what dinner? I'm sorry, I just I wrote

718
00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:24,360
a note down dinner, and I meant the sea rats

719
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:28,840
having dinner. Sorry. The dinner that happens later, And it

720
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,199
was kind of reminded me of COVID, except it wasn't

721
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:34,440
eating between putting your mask on in between bites. It

722
00:34:34,559 --> 00:34:35,239
was barfing.

723
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I thought you were thinking that it

724
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,760
reminded you of COVID because what was plated looked like

725
00:34:41,800 --> 00:34:47,079
a virus. But well, we'll get there anyways. So the

726
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:50,199
night out is fun. The boys all go to the bathroom.

727
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:51,840
What's your take on boys going to the bathroom?

728
00:34:52,079 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 2: Bathroom conferences are stupid?

729
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:59,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're very dangerous too. You know, I've had

730
00:34:59,679 --> 00:35:03,079
a couple Vegas bathroom conferences that have really gone awry.

731
00:35:03,239 --> 00:35:05,039
You know, you go in the bathroom and you're doing

732
00:35:05,039 --> 00:35:08,559
a little cocaine and for some reason, the guy who

733
00:35:08,599 --> 00:35:11,599
was standing there, who you thought was just charging you

734
00:35:11,679 --> 00:35:14,079
too much for a life saver, is like, hey, you

735
00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:16,119
can't do that, And then he goes and gets people

736
00:35:16,159 --> 00:35:21,199
and it's like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, dude,

737
00:35:21,199 --> 00:35:21,599
I thought.

738
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 2: You were I modif I buy all your life savings, Yeah,

739
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,079
I'll make you a hold, dude.

740
00:35:26,039 --> 00:35:28,039
Speaker 1: And don't wrap me up. He's like, no way, I

741
00:35:28,079 --> 00:35:31,360
wouldn't do that. Rolls to the life savers cost sixty

742
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,440
five dollars. Do you think my integrity is worth sixty

743
00:35:33,440 --> 00:35:35,360
five dollars? And he goes and get someone and then

744
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:38,079
they're like you good, Jeffer, And she's like whoa, whoa, whoa.

745
00:35:38,119 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 2: You know you can't do this anymore because now Las

746
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,800
Vegas is all regulated and they're just there to make money.

747
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,039
There's no you can't buy people anymore. One thing that

748
00:35:47,079 --> 00:35:50,480
I learned the last three times when it was still fun, yeah,

749
00:35:50,599 --> 00:35:52,800
is you go up to the person the co checker,

750
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,280
which is normally like are they hold your bags? Which

751
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,159
is with an eyeshot of like all the gaming and

752
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,960
all that stuff. You hand that person back then like

753
00:36:01,039 --> 00:36:03,800
twenty five or thirty bucks, yeah, and you hand them

754
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,840
your alcohol and then you just they you basically buy

755
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,559
them to be your bartender. It used to work and

756
00:36:10,599 --> 00:36:11,480
you wouldn't have to buy it.

757
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,519
Speaker 1: You talking about fucking golden nugget? Where did this?

758
00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 2: I sed to do it at a circle bar, at

759
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,079
the hard Rock Cafe, I did it. I did it

760
00:36:20,119 --> 00:36:23,000
at another place too. They just come over and they go,

761
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,159
here's thirty bucks, here's a twelve pack of bud Light.

762
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:29,159
Here's a tequila bottle. Yeah, me and my buddy's going

763
00:36:29,199 --> 00:36:30,960
to stop in, and here's the code word. They come

764
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,320
by and just pour it for him. No problem, sir,

765
00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:35,079
It's awesome.

766
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,760
Speaker 1: You can't get anything for twenty five bucks. Nowadays.

767
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 2: You can't get a fucking tic tac for twenty five

768
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:42,840
dollars in Vegas. I hate that place.

769
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta tell you my favorite car wash. The

770
00:36:48,599 --> 00:36:51,840
reason why it's my favorite car wash. You go up

771
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,960
to the guy, You go, I can't be waiting around

772
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,480
for an hour, Okay, I need this done in thirty minutes.

773
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,719
Twenty bucks to the front of the line.

774
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,199
Speaker 2: Of course.

775
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
Speaker 1: Is that just the way it is with all car washes.

776
00:37:05,159 --> 00:37:08,519
Speaker 2: For most people, it's you're paying for concierge service. It's like, hey,

777
00:37:08,519 --> 00:37:10,000
you paid a little bit more, you get ahead of

778
00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:10,480
the line.

779
00:37:10,599 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I felt car washes take way too long.

780
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,559
Speaker 2: Okay, I felt so bad. When we went down on

781
00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:19,599
our little spring break vacation down to San Diego about

782
00:37:19,639 --> 00:37:23,960
a month ago. We went to the Animal Safari Park

783
00:37:24,039 --> 00:37:26,159
and there's a tram ride where you actually go through

784
00:37:26,159 --> 00:37:26,840
the entire park.

785
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,480
Speaker 1: At the last stop, you're Okayah, I want to hear

786
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:31,000
the rest of the story more than I want to

787
00:37:31,039 --> 00:37:33,079
talk about Below Deck, But I wanted I wanted to,

788
00:37:33,159 --> 00:37:35,639
And I've been the chief abuser of this tonight. But

789
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,119
what do you think the breakdown of below deck and

790
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,000
nonsense has been tonight? Soft fifty things?

791
00:37:43,039 --> 00:37:45,000
Speaker 2: Should we cut that back a little bit?

792
00:37:45,119 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 1: No? No, No, I don't think so.

793
00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:49,400
Speaker 2: I just I just didn't think this episode was that great.

794
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:50,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, so what happened?

795
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 2: So I was kind of torn here because you could

796
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,639
pay twenty dollars per person and you could skip the

797
00:37:57,679 --> 00:38:00,280
fucking line and get right on that tram. Yeah, it's like,

798
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,800
you know, my time is money. Yeah, And I saw

799
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:06,480
about two hundred and fifty people, all families, waiting in

800
00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:08,360
line for the tram and it was a ninety minute wait.

801
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,239
But you lose losers, but essentially sixty dollars. Yeah, and

802
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,920
I'm not made of money, but that could skip that line.

803
00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:17,480
I would have to wait the ninety minutes, and I

804
00:38:17,519 --> 00:38:20,199
paid for it, and I got on that tram in

805
00:38:20,199 --> 00:38:21,400
about four and a half minutes.

806
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:24,679
Speaker 1: If I was forced to go to an amusement park

807
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,880
like Disneyland or something.

808
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:29,199
Speaker 2: You won't be forced in the future, No, I will be.

809
00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: I think I would pay. I'd probably if you could

810
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:35,960
save up some shekels. If you know you're going into

811
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,400
an amusement park, fit, I'd pay fifty dollars a ride

812
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,000
to not have to stand in those fucking lines.

813
00:38:40,039 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 2: Well, you can pay twelve hundred and you can basically

814
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,360
skip the line. You have a concier that you're gonna

815
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,000
have tips, So it's end up it's.

816
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: Gonna twelve hundred of person though, right is it twelve

817
00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:53,360
hundred parts? I think it's twelve hundred a person.

818
00:38:53,559 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would make sense. Yeah, that would make sense.

819
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:59,519
Speaker 1: Because I've booked those before. Oh for yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah,

820
00:38:59,599 --> 00:39:03,760
and there upwards of uh, I was like, oh, Disneyland's

821
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,960
not supposed to cost ten thousand dollars. It can Well

822
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:11,039
that's crazy, Yeah, you have so much money, that's so crazy.

823
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:16,920
All right, So when they rise, Serena inserts into Alicia.

824
00:39:17,079 --> 00:39:20,360
Oh no, no, no, uh, we're still at dinner. She

825
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,960
inserts herself into Alicia and Nate and she goes, what

826
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:30,719
are you doing, Serena? Let her make her own horr mistakes. Okay,

827
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:36,360
Harry tells Bree that they need to chat about something,

828
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:40,000
and when we get back to the boat we get

829
00:39:40,199 --> 00:39:43,880
said chat. He is very did you get the memo

830
00:39:44,159 --> 00:39:46,159
hr manager about this entire thing?

831
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,159
Speaker 2: I must say it was the way that he handled

832
00:39:49,159 --> 00:39:52,400
this that this didn't go sideways fast. Had he come

833
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,400
out of the gate and said I think you should

834
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,679
be my girlfriend and I think we should be together,

835
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,840
I think he would have gotten some pushback. The very

836
00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:02,840
fact that we now have these and I'm old now,

837
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:06,000
so I don't understand these different words and titles people have.

838
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,079
But I guess the word they used.

839
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:13,159
Speaker 1: Is non exclusive partners. Yeah, okay.

840
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 2: It is a stepping zone, stepping stone apparently to officially

841
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:19,840
being boyfriend and girlfriend, but it's not there. It's like

842
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:23,480
someone between first base and second base. Her BRA's off,

843
00:40:23,519 --> 00:40:25,320
but you only have your hand on one nipple.

844
00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:30,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a sign that

845
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:35,320
we're we're doing too good, you know, Yeah, we're really

846
00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:38,679
you know, we're really over complicating this stuff. Maybe I'm

847
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:44,639
just a crabby old, you know, mid thirties. I completely

848
00:40:44,679 --> 00:40:46,239
disagree with you. I think that he went about this

849
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,480
in a vaginal drying kind of way. I mean, I

850
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:54,880
thought the entire thing was just way too tepid, way

851
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,280
too tepid, way too probably way too tepid, you know

852
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,000
what I mean. I mean, answer around the entire thing

853
00:41:01,039 --> 00:41:02,599
all night guy and stuff like that. I'm like, Harry,

854
00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:06,599
you gotta grab her and say, let's be non exclusive partners,

855
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:09,679
you know, a little bit more gusto.

856
00:41:09,519 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 2: Non exclusive partner.

857
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

858
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,360
Speaker 2: Ah, do you listen to Todd like us or something?

859
00:41:14,519 --> 00:41:14,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

860
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 2: Well, oh, Harry, Seud, you tell that little lady that

861
00:41:21,639 --> 00:41:24,039
if she doesn't start sleeping with you, it gets some

862
00:41:24,559 --> 00:41:28,519
kind of exclusivity that you will be bagging other girls. Okay, Sud,

863
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:31,199
she has three dates.

864
00:41:31,599 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: I meant to say exclusive partners. But that is a

865
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:40,039
great speech from one time, like us. But I can

866
00:41:40,119 --> 00:41:43,400
imagine a coxsman out there some girls starting to catch feelings.

867
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:46,920
He goes, Listen, I really care about you, and I

868
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:51,000
think that's why I'm willing to commit and label our

869
00:41:51,079 --> 00:41:54,199
relationship in non exclusive partnership. You know, I think that

870
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,119
would be perfect for us, and I'm doing that because

871
00:41:56,159 --> 00:42:03,039
I care so these kids. Anyways, Nick and Marina are

872
00:42:03,079 --> 00:42:05,400
also would you guys bang already? Like what you guys

873
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,599
are kissing all this all the time, like your How

874
00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:08,480
do we know they're not? Oh?

875
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,119
Speaker 2: I guess we do know they're not, because the cameras camera.

876
00:42:13,559 --> 00:42:16,800
Speaker 1: Harry slams breeze head into the ceiling and we get

877
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:20,840
to the Nate and Alicia chat. Alicia says that she

878
00:42:21,079 --> 00:42:23,960
is a super nova and that he is also a

879
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:29,480
super nova, and because of that, they can't really be together,

880
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:34,440
which I guess makes sense because if you think about explosions,

881
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:38,000
they're not really gonna date. They're just explosions, you know

882
00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:39,800
what I mean. I mean that wouldn't even make sense.

883
00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I have the transcript. Yeah, she tells them

884
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,360
her heart just isn't ready right now, you know, because

885
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:48,519
Johnny was just a couple of weeks ago. And then

886
00:42:48,559 --> 00:42:52,199
she touches the wood on the bunk bed and she says,

887
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,920
do you see how smooth this is? He says, yeah,

888
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,679
she said, I sanded this with my vagina. That's how

889
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:02,679
turned off I am by you. That's what she said. Yeah,

890
00:43:03,639 --> 00:43:05,440
I thought that was hard, but it's it's good when

891
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,239
you see a visual example. Oh my gosh, yeah wow,

892
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,880
because we're talking.

893
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:17,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're talking about pretty complex kind of constructs here,

894
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,599
you know. So if you can point at a wall

895
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:26,199
and say I sanded that with my vagina, yeah, it

896
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,639
really gets driven home.

897
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm like I get it now.

898
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:32,599
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, beforehand, I had no idea what you were

899
00:43:32,599 --> 00:43:35,679
talking about. Supernova here, supernova that, not that you know,

900
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,679
all that messy stuff, and now it's crystallized. So we

901
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:42,719
have to get to the last charter. And the next morning.

902
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:47,840
Next morning, Laura has a sex dream. She uh, she

903
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:50,840
was underwater with Jason. They saved a bunch of children

904
00:43:51,199 --> 00:43:54,800
and then after which they had sex. So that's pretty crazy.

905
00:43:55,119 --> 00:43:58,360
Fish Curry is going to be for the the sea

906
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,840
rats are gonna start. Don't give me fish make sandwiches.

907
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:09,599
Don't don't give me fish Curry. I'm with Weirdo a Dare.

908
00:44:09,679 --> 00:44:13,880
They start talking about Harry and breathing exclusive partners and

909
00:44:14,199 --> 00:44:16,480
Weirdo adairs like, I don't know what the hell that is.

910
00:44:19,039 --> 00:44:20,719
I don't know what the fuck you guys talking about. Boy.

911
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, she really following in the background on this television show.

912
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,599
Speaker 1: A little bit. But listen, we have to get to

913
00:44:25,679 --> 00:44:30,920
a very important meeting. It's time for the Laura does

914
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,400
not want to do this because of the underwater sex

915
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,760
dream saving the kids underwater sex dress.

916
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,039
Speaker 2: Well, because she's worried that Captain Jason will hear about

917
00:44:39,079 --> 00:44:41,679
that dream. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well you shouldn't mention it

918
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:42,960
on a television show.

919
00:44:43,039 --> 00:44:45,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe keep that one to yourself. But it's amazing.

920
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:47,559
You know. You mentioned that the j man got his

921
00:44:47,599 --> 00:44:49,400
own GoPro at the bottom of the M and M's

922
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,119
He also got inserts of him walking out of the

923
00:44:52,119 --> 00:44:53,360
beach winking at Laura.

924
00:44:54,039 --> 00:44:56,519
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. Yeah, he's the hardest working man in

925
00:44:56,519 --> 00:44:57,320
fake reality TV.

926
00:44:57,519 --> 00:44:59,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, Carl's bad finance people.

927
00:44:59,519 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so it's the charter. Guest names are Lori

928
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:13,320
and Win Win Yeah okay, ah. I think his parents

929
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:16,199
need to be killed. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I

930
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,960
named my kid awesome, right, it's gonna be a punching

931
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:22,400
bag for the rest of his life. Yeah, your parents

932
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,119
seriously did that?

933
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, when.

934
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 3: Because I get w I n nay Irish name or

935
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:37,800
something like that. Yeah, Win is not but I mean, look,

936
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:41,159
it pretty much worked out. I mean he's a financial

937
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,400
mogul in Carlsbad.

938
00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:45,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he's the CEO of a headphone company.

939
00:45:46,559 --> 00:45:50,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, who wins all the time. Who's the person that says.

940
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,440
Speaker 2: We're winning, We're winning, Charlie Sheen, Charlie she winning right,

941
00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:01,880
Definitely not winning. He has aids. He's being blackmailed for

942
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:03,880
the better part of five years, which he was paying

943
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:04,360
the money.

944
00:46:04,519 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: Does he have aids?

945
00:46:05,559 --> 00:46:08,559
Speaker 2: He has aids, you know what? Definitely not winning. He

946
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:09,760
is Steve winning.

947
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: He is Steve Bannon energy to me, like when he's

948
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,920
under fire in an interview, he's just like, yeah, it's

949
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,400
Tiger's blood. Can I get you anything?

950
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,119
Speaker 2: Okay?

951
00:46:18,159 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 1: You know you can keep being rude. Do we have

952
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:25,920
any sandwiches for this bitch? You know? Yeah? Aids?

953
00:46:26,039 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 2: Huh aids. Wow. He's like, I'm coming out and telling

954
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,519
everybody that I have AIDS and this gravelly voice because

955
00:46:33,519 --> 00:46:36,199
I have AIDS, but also because I was being blackmailed,

956
00:46:36,199 --> 00:46:37,519
and they're like, are you going to continue to pay

957
00:46:37,559 --> 00:46:42,000
the blackmail? Not anymore? Obviously we all aids?

958
00:46:42,119 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: Right, that's so crazy? All right? So we've got to

959
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,760
called jostco in on this one. The engine is not

960
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,960
working and they get dealing at yacht services a call.

961
00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:54,519
We'll see what happens with that. In a moment, Jason

962
00:46:54,559 --> 00:46:58,760
and Laura chat. He starts to you know, kind of

963
00:47:00,519 --> 00:47:05,480
you know, they break down the him and her and

964
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:09,039
Surena thing and and you know, she had this dream

965
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:12,639
earlier where they were saving children and having sex underwater.

966
00:47:12,679 --> 00:47:14,280
And he's talking to her about Serena and then all

967
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,280
of a sudden, here's something dripping on the floor. He's like,

968
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,480
what the heck is that? And she's like, nothing, nothing,

969
00:47:19,079 --> 00:47:21,320
and he's like, it's so weird, and it's Arena comes

970
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,360
in and they all hug.

971
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: So it was a sweet moment.

972
00:47:24,079 --> 00:47:28,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, swept under the rug. So say what say Shells?

973
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,559
The chart to guests arrived. These guys are excited. Huh

974
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:33,519
when when is an amped up professional?

975
00:47:33,639 --> 00:47:35,079
Speaker 2: Oh you could tell he's got that energy.

976
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:38,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, real campaign or this guy. Laura says, half

977
00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,880
one for lunch. Now, I'm a big fan of the

978
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:47,320
quarter too, you know, half after or half two, half

979
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:53,239
of one. That could be two different times. It's not

980
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:55,480
not very clear. I mean, I forgive me, maybe I'm

981
00:47:55,519 --> 00:47:59,639
just American or something. But if you say half one.

982
00:48:00,079 --> 00:48:02,280
Don't you think that could be one thirty or twelve thirty?

983
00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 2: I do. I think they need to start using military time.

984
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent, thirteen hundred hours. Okay. Alicia has

985
00:48:08,559 --> 00:48:13,280
grown from trying to kill the crew with food to uh,

986
00:48:14,039 --> 00:48:17,079
pretty much. I think the same thing, but just not

987
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,599
that the killing part.

988
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:23,320
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, she did serve that curry that was ready

989
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:23,960
to kill everybody.

990
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:24,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, too hot.

991
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:26,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's grown as a person, and she plans on

992
00:48:26,599 --> 00:48:27,880
going to culinary school.

993
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:33,320
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, where you know, probably.

994
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,599
Speaker 2: Strip Mall in Van Euys, California, I'm sure.

995
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, or the CIA. It's so funny

996
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:42,679
to me that the most prestigious, well one of the

997
00:48:42,679 --> 00:48:46,719
more prestigious culinary academies is has the same acronym as

998
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,480
the Central Intelligence Agency.

999
00:48:48,519 --> 00:48:49,199
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?

1000
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:49,519
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1001
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 2: You know, I went there for a work of it.

1002
00:48:51,159 --> 00:48:52,599
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's a nice building.

1003
00:48:52,719 --> 00:48:54,639
Speaker 2: Huh Oh, it's beautiful in the campus.

1004
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:58,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like this.

1005
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,760
Speaker 2: This class, they spend a year cooking bread.

1006
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 1: I mean, a year is nowhere near enough, you know

1007
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:06,480
what I mean. I was like, wow, yeah, I.

1008
00:49:06,599 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 2: Get a lot more done.

1009
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:11,519
Speaker 1: You could tell me what YEAST is doing for an

1010
00:49:11,679 --> 00:49:14,519
entire year. I still wouldn't know the end of just

1011
00:49:14,599 --> 00:49:16,760
you know, you bloom it and that you throw it

1012
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:19,280
in that it'll do this. Yeah. I look at bread

1013
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,760
making videos. I'm like, who has the time? I mean

1014
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,599
yeast and proofing and rolling, and now that's not how

1015
00:49:25,639 --> 00:49:27,880
you run and get out of here. I'm not making bread.

1016
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:31,679
You gotta be kidding me. Lunch just passed out pasta, avocada, salad,

1017
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,320
crab legs and they crack away like filthy little aliens.

1018
00:49:34,559 --> 00:49:36,960
The guests are wondering if the stabilizer is broke.

1019
00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:41,239
Speaker 2: I appreciated that they were familiar with a large boat

1020
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,360
and how it can make it so that you don't

1021
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,079
want to vomit every four and a half seconds.

1022
00:49:45,079 --> 00:49:47,119
Speaker 1: Now, what does that tell you? One of two things

1023
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,079
have either been on big boats before, or they're fans

1024
00:49:50,079 --> 00:49:50,920
of below deck.

1025
00:49:51,079 --> 00:49:55,119
Speaker 2: O great point. I don't even know if being a

1026
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,599
fan of below deck would get you there. I think

1027
00:49:57,679 --> 00:49:59,400
someone was in engineering.

1028
00:50:00,079 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Nate and Alicia are awkward, and now the

1029
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,239
boat is very, very rocky. The new tender comes to stern.

1030
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,199
I was wondering, this is nighttime, now, how does that

1031
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:08,960
guy get back?

1032
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 2: Great point? I think they have to drive him back.

1033
00:50:13,639 --> 00:50:15,320
That sucks.

1034
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:19,679
Speaker 1: So we get to dinner. Todd says that he hunts peasants.

1035
00:50:20,519 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that was a little a little nod

1036
00:50:23,519 --> 00:50:26,639
to the Uh what film was it, Surviving the Game

1037
00:50:26,679 --> 00:50:30,760
with iced Tea? Yeah, where they this was the plot.

1038
00:50:31,159 --> 00:50:35,480
They grab drug addict, loser, homeless people yeah, yeah, yeah,

1039
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,039
and then they put them out in the wilderness for

1040
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:38,559
rich people to hunt them.

1041
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:42,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, listen, peasants are just working class people. I

1042
00:50:42,519 --> 00:50:44,559
don't know that we need to take those people out,

1043
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,440
but listen, if I hit the lotto, somebody came knocked

1044
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,519
on my door said I have an opportunity for you

1045
00:50:50,599 --> 00:50:53,159
had a gold case. I was like, what are you?

1046
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:55,119
What are you doing with that gold case? He opens it.

1047
00:50:55,119 --> 00:50:57,360
There's a tiny little post it note and it says,

1048
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,400
I want I'm inviting you to go hunt bums.

1049
00:50:59,639 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 2: I'd be like, are you kidding? I've been dreaming about

1050
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,400
this for five years.

1051
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,360
Speaker 1: I am fucking ian. How much does it cost? Fifteen

1052
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:09,639
million dollars? I'm freaking I just hit the lottery. Sure

1053
00:51:09,639 --> 00:51:12,239
it was twenty seven million, but I'm gonna I'm gonna

1054
00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:12,639
do this.

1055
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 2: Well, what's the price you could pay? You know it's

1056
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,079
a blood loss.

1057
00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. So dinner is served and dinner has paused

1058
00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,519
because Tresford has to get up and puke his guts out.

1059
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:28,159
Dinner is a coconut and limeleyf curry and uh. The

1060
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,599
second course is a local red snapper with a green

1061
00:51:30,639 --> 00:51:33,880
pea puree. And that looks like, uh, kind of clumpy

1062
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:34,599
stomach bile.

1063
00:51:34,679 --> 00:51:36,440
Speaker 2: It looked like what came out of seth.

1064
00:51:36,679 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. If you could, you know, kind of

1065
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,400
put the humors of our body in a little bottle

1066
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:46,280
and then throw milk kurds in there and just kind

1067
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,760
of see what happens. That's what this green pea pure

1068
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:57,519
looked like. Absolutely disgusting pods. These people, these people we

1069
00:51:57,599 --> 00:52:02,039
call mom after dinner and they're they're not happy about dinner,

1070
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:04,079
right because they're very sick and they can't even eat.

1071
00:52:04,119 --> 00:52:06,760
Speaker 2: I have to tell you, though, these charter guests are saints.

1072
00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,039
They're so nice. I think it's the next morning this happens.

1073
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:13,719
They whisper how they're like unable to hold down food

1074
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,400
or eat and they're whispering so they don't offend the staff.

1075
00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:22,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, some bravo for next season, Let's get some monsters back. Okay,

1076
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,079
I feel like that was This season has been great.

1077
00:52:25,079 --> 00:52:27,000
One of the few things we've been lacking is a

1078
00:52:27,039 --> 00:52:28,440
real group of asses.

1079
00:52:28,559 --> 00:52:31,559
Speaker 2: I thought about that. I was like, what's missing this season,

1080
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:34,000
or what are the components that make a great Polowdeck season.

1081
00:52:34,039 --> 00:52:36,840
You have to have at least three I was gonna say,

1082
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:39,880
three charter guests that are absolute fucking monsters.

1083
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, They've been so nice, but these

1084
00:52:43,440 --> 00:52:47,039
people cannot sleep and they cannot eat, and they're throwing

1085
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:50,639
up food that looks like throw up and they're paying

1086
00:52:51,079 --> 00:52:54,280
exorbitant amounts of money for it. Okay, all right, so

1087
00:52:54,679 --> 00:52:59,079
the guests once again are pretty pissed, but they're they're

1088
00:52:59,159 --> 00:53:01,800
nice about it. Kind of bad dream about waking up

1089
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,360
and watching a movie and thinks that that is a

1090
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,599
good idea for a movie, and it might be, but

1091
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:09,760
you a lot more to you. I think you've gotta

1092
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:14,880
fill that idea out. This is where Laura and Serena

1093
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:17,519
have another little tiff. The walkie is not working properly.

1094
00:53:18,039 --> 00:53:20,079
Speaker 2: She misplaced her walkie talkie.

1095
00:53:20,119 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 1: Now Laura walks in and she's, you know, she's flustered,

1096
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:27,400
she's a little pissed off and Serena is like, oh,

1097
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:32,559
here we go again. We're back. Serena, you misplaced your walkie.

1098
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:33,639
She's pissed.

1099
00:53:34,760 --> 00:53:37,519
Speaker 2: Let it go. I okay, So Dylan, let it go.

1100
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:41,119
You nailed it. Okay. So this is less of Laura

1101
00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,000
coming after her and more irritability based on the fact

1102
00:53:44,039 --> 00:53:48,000
that everyone slept like they were on that Rocky amusement

1103
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,480
park ride the Dylan described earlier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so

1104
00:53:50,599 --> 00:53:53,599
she's irritable and you kind of did fuck up. The

1105
00:53:53,639 --> 00:53:55,559
world is not ending here, Serena.

1106
00:53:55,719 --> 00:53:57,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we get ready for the beach set up.

1107
00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,960
We've got two exposed islands. It's all about timing, and

1108
00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:05,800
the tender will unfortunately be stuck for I don't know

1109
00:54:06,079 --> 00:54:09,440
five minutes next episode and everything that happen. Yeah, get

1110
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:12,800
in the comments. Let us know if you have survived

1111
00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,000
any large falls or if you're a sea rat who

1112
00:54:15,039 --> 00:54:17,960
is in a loving relationship. We'll see you guys next week.

1113
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:20,880
Five stars, kind words. We'll read some reviews next week too.

1114
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:24,119
I'm Dylan saying goodbye, Pat Say goodbye later, dudes,