WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:04.679 Pepsidence giving away for Chevrolets every seven days. 2 00:00:05.080 --> 00:00:06.160 Listen for details. 3 00:00:06.200 --> 00:00:12.080 Tonight Tonight from the home of Ken Murray's Blackout the 4 00:00:12.119 --> 00:00:16.120 El cafidin Theater, Hollywood, Leafer Brothers Company presents to Pepsident 5 00:00:16.199 --> 00:00:21.079 show darring Bob Hope and the special guest l Jolson. 6 00:00:37.039 --> 00:00:37.880 Thanks you very much. 7 00:00:37.920 --> 00:00:38.200 How do you do? 8 00:00:38.359 --> 00:00:39.000 Ladies and gentlemen. 9 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:41.399 This is Bob for every seven Hope telling all you 10 00:00:41.479 --> 00:00:43.600 people from Maine to luth be sure to put Pepsidon 11 00:00:43.679 --> 00:00:46.000 on every tooth. And whether you're as old as Crosby 12 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:47.640 or only a youth, your mouth will never be. 13 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:48.960 As empty as a telephone booth. 14 00:00:55.439 --> 00:00:57.200 I don't care whether I get laughs tonight or not. 15 00:00:57.280 --> 00:01:03.359 My sponsor can't call me tonight. Shouldn't use that kind 16 00:01:03.359 --> 00:01:06.760 of language anyway, But anyway, the phone strike has affected 17 00:01:06.760 --> 00:01:09.519 the contest for my favorite Grenette. One listener sending the 18 00:01:09.599 --> 00:01:11.799 jingle saying, my favorite Barnette, How I wish I could 19 00:01:11.840 --> 00:01:12.079 date her? 20 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:14.000 She's my long distance telephone operator. 21 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:20.480 Didn't win a thing. It's gonna be tough getting any 22 00:01:20.480 --> 00:01:22.359 messages through too. I was out in my backyard this 23 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:24.959 afternoon heard one carrier pigeon say to another I don't 24 00:01:24.959 --> 00:01:30.439 know about you, Mabel, but I ain't strike breaking. But 25 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:32.760 I feel wonderful. And I've been down to Palm Springs. 26 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:35.040 I had to come back. I ran out of co signers. 27 00:01:35.319 --> 00:01:37.840 Uh fom Springs, bom Springs. 28 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:40.200 That's an old Indian expression meaning pale face, come and 29 00:01:40.239 --> 00:01:42.159 stay and sun to look like red man him. Look 30 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:43.079 at hotel bill and. 31 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:43.920 Go home, pale face? 32 00:01:55.280 --> 00:01:57.840 What prices for those rooms down there? For fifty dollars 33 00:01:57.840 --> 00:01:58.920 a day, you get a room with the view of 34 00:01:58.920 --> 00:02:00.400 the mountains. For twenty five hours of the day, you 35 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:02.359 get along with the view of the desert. My room 36 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:04.239 costs five dollars a day. Every morning the bell boys 37 00:02:04.239 --> 00:02:06.439 slipped a postcard of a cactus plant under my door. 38 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:11.639 I stayed in a nice place in Palm Springs. You've 39 00:02:11.639 --> 00:02:13.919 heard of the lone Palm well. All night the dates 40 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:15.680 kept dropping out of it and hitting me in the head. 41 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:19.879 And in the morning didn't waken you by ringing your telephone. 42 00:02:20.039 --> 00:02:23.000 A bellboy tiptoes, then tickles your toes and whispers it's. 43 00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:30.199 Later than you think, Yes, sir, of course I. 44 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:32.360 Mingled with the four hundred while I was there in 45 00:02:32.479 --> 00:02:34.280 Palm Springs. They don't care how many they put in 46 00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:38.680 a room. It was a nice room. And the towels 47 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:45.919 raw my kids hers and put them back. Everybody was 48 00:02:45.919 --> 00:02:48.360 there last week, and boy, that sun suit Dorothy Lamour 49 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:50.599 had on. She was sitting in there with a copy 50 00:02:50.639 --> 00:02:52.520 of Forever Amber in her hand and the book was 51 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:59.479 reading her. I couldn't get regular suntan oil, so I 52 00:02:59.560 --> 00:03:01.759 rubbed tech to Co number thirty on my back. It 53 00:03:01.919 --> 00:03:17.360 was so embarrassing, and Chevrolet kept coming up and nuzzling me. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, 54 00:03:17.439 --> 00:03:20.520 God around, ranger, can't see anything standing way back there. 55 00:03:20.800 --> 00:03:22.840 Hit right down. Close, that's the idea. 56 00:03:22.960 --> 00:03:24.000 Close what I pose? 57 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:24.840 Not too close. 58 00:03:24.919 --> 00:03:26.199 Let's not trample each other. 59 00:03:26.479 --> 00:03:27.960 Now, I'll tell you why I'm going to you. 60 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:30.919 We're going to give away out excuse me, Walter, the 61 00:03:31.039 --> 00:03:35.120 feet above your overweight Now listen, everybody tell you what 62 00:03:35.319 --> 00:03:37.879 I'm going to you. We're going to give away absolutely 63 00:03:37.919 --> 00:03:41.520 free for Chevrolets every seventh day if I may. 64 00:03:41.400 --> 00:03:43.919 In around the street, buff your fucking traffic. 65 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:46.159 Faith whel is announced. 66 00:03:45.759 --> 00:03:49.560 Leader in this pro game tonight. So hurry, hurry, hurry, say. 67 00:03:49.439 --> 00:03:50.560 Mister, give me a chance. 68 00:03:50.599 --> 00:03:51.520 I'm Wendell Niles. 69 00:03:51.560 --> 00:03:54.560 I told you all that's different. Stiff right up and. 70 00:03:54.520 --> 00:03:57.560 Tell them all about it. Yes, folks, hurry sends your 71 00:03:57.639 --> 00:03:59.919 jingles right away. If you want to win one of 72 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:03.560 the next four chevrolets, remember to celebrate the release of 73 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:07.280 Bob's new picture My Favorite Brunette. Pepson's giving away four 74 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:12.000 chevrolets every seven days, and our third week's contest closes 75 00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:16.240 next Saturday midnight, April twelfth. Again this week as grand 76 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:21.480 first prizes four chevrolets, brand new Fleetmaster, four Dorsey dans, 77 00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:26.279 Next eight prizes, new Frigidaire cold walls, Big seven cubic 78 00:04:26.279 --> 00:04:31.519 foot refrigerators, Next ten prizes Crisp new one hundred dollar bills. 79 00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:34.959 Eder Tonight, here's all you do. Just finish a simple 80 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:39.199 two line jingle starting with the words my favorite Brunette. 81 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:41.800 Finish your two line jingle so the last word of 82 00:04:41.800 --> 00:04:46.240 both lines rhyme. Write about anyone your husband, wife, friends, 83 00:04:46.279 --> 00:04:47.079 even your dog. 84 00:04:47.720 --> 00:04:48.560 As simple as this. 85 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:52.079 My favorite Brunette is a guy named Joe. I marry 86 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:53.399 the man because I love him. 87 00:04:53.439 --> 00:04:56.480 So mail your jingle with the top and bottom of 88 00:04:56.560 --> 00:05:00.959 any Pepsidon carton or toothbrush label. Mail you Pepsident Box 89 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:05.600 thirty six thirty six, Chicago, Illinois. That's Pepsident Box thirty 90 00:05:05.639 --> 00:05:09.800 six thirty six, Chicago, Illinois. Complete rules given later in 91 00:05:09.839 --> 00:05:12.959 the program. Also in Sunday Papers and a Drug Conference. 92 00:05:13.439 --> 00:05:18.160 Send your entry before next Saturday midnight. Pepsident's giving away 93 00:05:18.639 --> 00:05:28.279 for Chevrolets every seven days? Isn't that wonderful about the Chevrolet? 94 00:05:28.279 --> 00:05:28.560 When is? 95 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:30.519 Now? All that's worrying me is why that weed lip 96 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:33.439 Coloonna hasn't phoned yet. What a lucky guy he is 97 00:05:33.439 --> 00:05:35.759 getting to meet my fourteen favorite brunettes when they get 98 00:05:35.759 --> 00:05:38.199 into that train, the Santa Fe super Chief and escorting 99 00:05:38.199 --> 00:05:40.680 them around Hollywood. Many a guy would give his right 100 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:45.120 arm to be in Colona's position. Hell all hope speaking, 101 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:49.040 who's this lefty. 102 00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:49.120 Professor, Coloonna? 103 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:58.800 Well, well, well. 104 00:05:58.519 --> 00:06:01.360 So it's Colonna on that a city boy, It's Colowna 105 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:09.639 on both ends. 106 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:11.240 How are you getting. 107 00:06:10.959 --> 00:06:14.040 Along with those fourteen brunettes, Colowna A wonderful hope? Last 108 00:06:14.079 --> 00:06:15.519 night I took them all to Grammas. 109 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:18.360 Theater on paid for all eight tickets myself, Coloonna, eight 110 00:06:18.399 --> 00:06:20.720 tickets That only accounts for yourself and seven girls? How 111 00:06:20.720 --> 00:06:24.319 did the other seven beauties get in? Small girls, Big 112 00:06:24.439 --> 00:06:31.360 mustache professor, How could seven girls hide under your mustache? 113 00:06:31.480 --> 00:06:32.800 I don't ask questions, I. 114 00:06:32.839 --> 00:06:33.560 Just have fun. 115 00:06:38.720 --> 00:06:40.680 Look at Colonna. I want to know one thing. Are 116 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:43.360 these girls with you? Joan Davis at Detroit, Ali Lick 117 00:06:43.399 --> 00:06:46.920 of Toronto, Betty Louheiser of Washington, and Trapedi of New York, 118 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:51.040 Ursula Halleran of Pittsburgh, Loretta Summers of Seattle, Gene Devon Chicago, 119 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:54.000 resive him a leak in New York, Mary Ellen Fields Houston, 120 00:06:54.199 --> 00:06:57.759 vonn Lluellen and Salt Lake City, Virginia Crider Birmingham, Elaine, 121 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:02.680 Barbara Patroller, New York, Betty Marlon Boston, and Nancy Norton Cleveland. Pardon, 122 00:07:09.800 --> 00:07:10.519 I said, as. 123 00:07:10.519 --> 00:07:14.839 Joe David, who laid I'm on the next page. 124 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:18.759 You know, Colona, you're an idiot's idiot. I didn't know 125 00:07:18.879 --> 00:07:19.319 you cared. 126 00:07:24.319 --> 00:07:25.240 You feel pretty good. 127 00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:27.839 Don't you, Colona, being the only man with all those girls? 128 00:07:27.920 --> 00:07:28.959 Oh but I'm not naturally. 129 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:31.120 My friends here, Joe Schlunk, the midget. 130 00:07:31.560 --> 00:07:33.000 Joe Schlunk, the midget, Who's he? 131 00:07:33.399 --> 00:07:36.160 He's the little guy inside the telephone who says, unless 132 00:07:36.199 --> 00:07:37.800 this is an emergency. 133 00:07:37.519 --> 00:07:47.399 Half, Hey, hey, Colona, what's that out here, I'm kissing 134 00:07:47.399 --> 00:07:49.800 one of the girls. Huh, you're kissing one of the girls. 135 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:51.199 Why doesn't that ever happen to me? 136 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:59.480 I'm sorry, I thought you'd object to my mustache. I 137 00:07:59.519 --> 00:08:02.480 have this wonderful game. Hope the girls. The girls line up, 138 00:08:02.519 --> 00:08:05.000 I close up my eyes, and I go down the line, 139 00:08:05.079 --> 00:08:07.639 kissing each girl and guessing where she's from. 140 00:08:07.720 --> 00:08:09.879 You go down the line, kissing each girl and guessing 141 00:08:09.920 --> 00:08:12.680 where she's from. Yes, I'll show you. Here's the first. 142 00:08:12.480 --> 00:08:22.000 One, Miss Houston, Miss New York. 143 00:08:25.720 --> 00:08:26.120 Colonda. 144 00:08:26.639 --> 00:08:33.200 Who is that mistakes person? 145 00:08:33.200 --> 00:08:33.799 To Colonna? 146 00:08:35.039 --> 00:08:37.879 Yes, sir, that's Colonna. 147 00:08:38.679 --> 00:08:42.799 He gets all the beautiful brunettes, and I gets very 148 00:08:42.879 --> 00:08:51.919 vague where, well, it's very vague my favorite lunette. 149 00:08:53.759 --> 00:08:54.720 Till it's problem. 150 00:08:55.240 --> 00:08:56.600 The old Tera monster. 151 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:02.600 Say, that's a very pretty hair. 152 00:09:02.639 --> 00:09:04.440 Do you have, Miss Vegas? That brow Johnson? 153 00:09:04.600 --> 00:09:06.600 Yes it is, and I hope it last for Dan 154 00:09:06.720 --> 00:09:08.039 Johnson on next week's show. 155 00:09:08.279 --> 00:09:09.080 Yes, he'll be here. 156 00:09:11.159 --> 00:09:12.600 All lets me feel so good. 157 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:15.399 I can just feel the us start to slip. 158 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:15.639 Off of me. 159 00:09:16.240 --> 00:09:18.039 You better bounce around a little. I don't think they 160 00:09:18.120 --> 00:09:18.639 quite made it. 161 00:09:24.279 --> 00:09:25.720 Oh, bless your heart. 162 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:28.840 I tell you to go jump in the lake, but 163 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:31.200 with all that air in your head, you'd probably. 164 00:09:31.000 --> 00:09:38.960 Keep a float. Me, miss make what have you been 165 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:39.559 doing this week? 166 00:09:39.639 --> 00:09:41.559 Oh well, I've been very said he mister Hope. I 167 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:44.679 started chaperoning the fourteen favorite Brunettes when they arrived here 168 00:09:44.720 --> 00:09:48.840 in Hollywood. Oh my, but they're pretty ill, guest. They 169 00:09:48.919 --> 00:09:51.120 created quite a commotion coming out on the tray. 170 00:09:51.360 --> 00:09:53.240 Yes, they came out on the Santa Fe super Chief, 171 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:55.159 and it was the first time the engine ever turned 172 00:09:55.159 --> 00:09:55.879 around a whistle. 173 00:10:02.240 --> 00:10:02.360 You know. 174 00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:04.159 They really kept me busy that their hope. 175 00:10:04.200 --> 00:10:06.879 As their chaperone, I've been telling them what every young 176 00:10:06.960 --> 00:10:07.559 girl should know. 177 00:10:08.279 --> 00:10:08.919 It's vague. 178 00:10:09.000 --> 00:10:18.240 You remember, oh you marry more on you. 179 00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:23.320 But while you were escorting the Brunetta around Hollywood and 180 00:10:23.440 --> 00:10:25.799 is Vegue, I hope you took them by paramount and 181 00:10:25.879 --> 00:10:29.159 showed them my studio, your studio. 182 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:33.399 That's right, Yes, I did miss the Hope right after 183 00:10:33.480 --> 00:10:35.519 I sent him down to Santa Monica and showed them 184 00:10:35.559 --> 00:10:36.240 my ocean. 185 00:10:41.600 --> 00:10:44.120 All right, was vague? Just tell me one thing. 186 00:10:44.200 --> 00:10:46.519 If you're such a good chaperone, how come Colonna's out 187 00:10:46.519 --> 00:10:47.440 with the girls right now? 188 00:10:47.720 --> 00:10:50.720 Colonna's out with Oh my goodness, you'll lead the Misty shows. 189 00:10:50.759 --> 00:10:52.600 Well, don't worry, they're safe with him. He made me 190 00:10:52.679 --> 00:10:57.919 a promise, he said, Hope to die. Hello, I'm dead. 191 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:06.799 Well in spite of that, mister Hope, the girls are 192 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:09.279 perfectly safe. I doubt some of the perfume that keeps 193 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:09.799 men away. 194 00:11:09.919 --> 00:11:15.840 It's called burps, a perfume called burb It sounds terrible. 195 00:11:15.879 --> 00:11:16.440 What's it made of? 196 00:11:16.720 --> 00:11:17.840 That's old fashioned rugby? 197 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:20.960 Well, miss fake. 198 00:11:21.039 --> 00:11:22.960 Don't you want the girls to have any dates at all? 199 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:23.320 Oh? 200 00:11:23.440 --> 00:11:24.559 Yes I do, mister Hope. 201 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:26.679 I want you to arrange a date for each one 202 00:11:26.759 --> 00:11:29.080 of them with Carry Grant during the next fourteen nights. 203 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:30.919 Will you do that? You want me to arrange fourteen 204 00:11:31.039 --> 00:11:32.080 dates with Carry Grant? 205 00:11:32.240 --> 00:11:32.399 Yeah? 206 00:11:32.559 --> 00:11:32.840 Please. 207 00:11:32.960 --> 00:11:35.200 Now you see, every night a brunette will show up 208 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:38.559 at Carry's home. She'll be tall, dark and wearing a 209 00:11:38.639 --> 00:11:40.039 black veil over her face. 210 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:41.480 No, no, wait a minute, it's vague. 211 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:43.559 Wait the fourteen brunettes will be on tour the next 212 00:11:43.639 --> 00:11:45.320 fourteen nights. They won't even be in town. 213 00:11:46.240 --> 00:11:47.559 Oh well, it almost worked. 214 00:11:55.240 --> 00:11:57.159 That's wonderful. And now, ladies and gentlemen, it gives me 215 00:11:57.200 --> 00:11:58.519 a great pleasure to was that one of the all 216 00:11:58.639 --> 00:12:00.919 time great names and Choulbren, the man who thrilled us 217 00:12:00.960 --> 00:12:03.120 for years in the stage and then thrilled us again 218 00:12:03.120 --> 00:12:06.360 in the Joseph story. Here he is himself, mister l Joseph. 219 00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:27.759 Right ahead, California. 220 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:33.440 Here, I come right back there. I got a power, 221 00:12:34.320 --> 00:12:35.399 my powers. 222 00:12:35.279 --> 00:12:41.120 Some hours looming my pradat morning darning everything, man, everything, 223 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:44.639 my god, gents, miss Dad, don't belave. 224 00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:50.600 That's why I and a hardy way come on that opple. 225 00:12:50.639 --> 00:12:54.360 That's gold that day now on y'all here I. 226 00:12:54.720 --> 00:13:14.960 Am, and I'm not man, I got it wrong, mourn. 227 00:13:12.600 --> 00:13:19.039 My friend morning that don't is thirty thing and everything 228 00:13:19.399 --> 00:13:20.200 my son. 229 00:13:20.480 --> 00:13:24.159 Ned miss that don't be laid off. 230 00:13:25.440 --> 00:13:27.679 That's why I and I. 231 00:13:27.879 --> 00:13:30.720 Only come on hoping. 232 00:13:30.799 --> 00:13:31.399 I'm hoping. 233 00:13:31.440 --> 00:13:35.320 I'm hoping up that don't n I gave down my 234 00:13:35.600 --> 00:13:37.759 one yo in a. 235 00:13:55.679 --> 00:13:58.879 Down yeah at Orange Juice is wonderful stuff and that 236 00:13:58.960 --> 00:14:00.519 that was the face, really. 237 00:14:00.440 --> 00:14:02.279 Wonderful well N's and it was Bob. 238 00:14:02.320 --> 00:14:05.240 You see that song is from my pictures A dopantorian. 239 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:07.720 But I saw a picture last night that was out 240 00:14:07.759 --> 00:14:11.840 of this world twentieth century Fox Alexander's Ragtime Band, A 241 00:14:11.960 --> 00:14:13.120 great picture, Bob. 242 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:15.279 With great muty Yes, it's a wonderful picture, you know. 243 00:14:15.399 --> 00:14:18.200 Al Desi Arnaz and his boys have copied the exact 244 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:20.080 style of Alexander's ragtime band. 245 00:14:20.159 --> 00:14:23.399 Really, oh, I see, in fact, his maraca players are 246 00:14:23.440 --> 00:14:24.759 still wearing the same rags. 247 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:30.080 I noticed that, yam, No, those are moraccas players out 248 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:31.840 are a couple of rejects from Queen for a day. 249 00:14:31.879 --> 00:14:38.120 But you know, Al, you know, and you're singing in 250 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:41.240 such a big success. Even frank Sinatra's imitating you. 251 00:14:41.559 --> 00:14:43.279 Frankie is imitating, yes, sir. 252 00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:45.360 In his last program, twice he tried to get up 253 00:14:45.399 --> 00:14:53.320 on one knee to sing. But it's wonderful to see 254 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:55.200 a healthy singer. I never saw you looking better, and 255 00:14:55.240 --> 00:14:56.879 you're so frisky. Tell me how do you do it? 256 00:14:57.159 --> 00:15:00.480 Bob, a man just as well as he feels, and 257 00:15:00.559 --> 00:15:03.399 the way I feel. I'm going out and get another 258 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:05.320 bowl of paplam. Really, I think. 259 00:15:07.320 --> 00:15:09.360 Take it easy. Al'd have a tough time burping you. 260 00:15:09.519 --> 00:15:12.279 I want to tell you once you look great waiting, Bob, 261 00:15:12.519 --> 00:15:13.919 Let's forget the joke for a few minutes. 262 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:17.200 Wit here, you know something what I'd like the winner Chevrolet? 263 00:15:18.840 --> 00:15:20.480 Don't tell me, you said in the jingles. 264 00:15:20.519 --> 00:15:24.559 Sure, listen it is My favorite brunette is Larry Parks. 265 00:15:25.320 --> 00:15:28.639 He mates with emotions while I make with the bars. 266 00:15:34.240 --> 00:15:36.039 Listen to White and Niles for a second. He has 267 00:15:36.080 --> 00:15:38.720 the winners of those new chevrolets and pepsidens first week. 268 00:15:38.679 --> 00:15:40.080 Oh I can't wait. 269 00:15:42.440 --> 00:15:45.879 Brand new chevrolets are on their way to Muriel Killingsworth, 270 00:15:46.279 --> 00:15:48.120 University of Georgia, Athens, Georgia. 271 00:15:48.440 --> 00:15:48.799 James E. 272 00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:53.320 Robinson six twelve East seventy second Terrace, Kansas City, Missouri. 273 00:15:53.840 --> 00:15:58.720 Patrick O'Grady Sullivan fifteen thirty eight Cooleige Avenue, Wichita. 274 00:15:58.440 --> 00:15:59.759 Kansas, Missus. 275 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:04.840 Katt Thompson three three eighth three Clarendon Road, Cleveland Heights, Ohio. 276 00:16:05.720 --> 00:16:09.000 Winners of the eight frigidaires and ten one hundred dollars 277 00:16:09.039 --> 00:16:12.960 bills in Pepsidences first week's contest have already been notified. 278 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:16.720 Congratulations winners, and I'll come on you folks who didn't win. 279 00:16:17.080 --> 00:16:21.679 Here's another opportunity for you. Remember Pepsidence giving away four 280 00:16:21.919 --> 00:16:26.600 chevrolets every seven days. Enter now for our third weekly contest, 281 00:16:26.960 --> 00:16:31.120 closing next Saturday midnight, April twelfth. Just finish a two 282 00:16:31.159 --> 00:16:35.200 line jingle starting with the words my favorite brunette. The 283 00:16:35.320 --> 00:16:39.320 last words of both lines must rhyme. For example, my 284 00:16:39.519 --> 00:16:42.600 favorite brunette is my own dear wife, when she said yes, 285 00:16:42.879 --> 00:16:45.759 it brightened my life. Ride on one side of any 286 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:49.360 piece of paper, Nail it with your name and address 287 00:16:49.399 --> 00:16:53.519 to Pepsident Box thirty six thirty six. That's Box thirty 288 00:16:53.559 --> 00:16:57.559 six thirty six, Chicago, Illinois. Send as many entries as 289 00:16:57.600 --> 00:17:00.480 you wish, each on a separate sheet of paper attached 290 00:17:00.519 --> 00:17:02.879 to each entry the top and bottom of any Pepsident 291 00:17:02.960 --> 00:17:06.599 cardon either Pepsican tooth based tooth powder or antiseptic, or 292 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:10.640 a toothbrush label or facsimile. All these prizes each week. 293 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:15.599 Four brand new Chevrolet fleet Master, four dorse edands, eight 294 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:20.519 new Frigidaire Cold War refrigerators, ten one hundred dollars bills. 295 00:17:21.200 --> 00:17:23.680 Entries judged on originality and aptness of thought and become 296 00:17:23.720 --> 00:17:27.960 property of Pepsident. Non returned judges decisions final duplicate prizes 297 00:17:28.000 --> 00:17:31.480 for ties. Any person in the United States Territory may enter, except. 298 00:17:31.680 --> 00:17:32.799 Labor Brother's employees. 299 00:17:33.039 --> 00:17:34.720 It's advertising agencies. 300 00:17:34.319 --> 00:17:35.000 In their families. 301 00:17:35.359 --> 00:17:37.039 Act now, if you want to win one of the 302 00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:41.160 next four Chevrolets, and my agent get Indian entries received 303 00:17:41.200 --> 00:17:44.000 after next Saturday midnight will be judged in the following 304 00:17:44.039 --> 00:17:48.640 week's contest. Next Tuesday, listen for the second week Chevrolet 305 00:17:48.720 --> 00:17:54.000 winners Pepsidence giving away four Chevrolets every seven days. And 306 00:17:54.160 --> 00:18:01.799 here we go, Come on in. 307 00:18:01.880 --> 00:18:05.480 Here, come on in here, Al Alexander's rat Time band, 308 00:18:06.240 --> 00:18:08.400 Come on in here, Come on in here. 309 00:18:09.079 --> 00:18:11.279 He's the best band in the line. 310 00:18:12.160 --> 00:18:14.079 Hey, Bob, come here, come here. 311 00:18:14.200 --> 00:18:14.559 Man with that? 312 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:19.039 Bob, what are you holding up? 313 00:18:21.440 --> 00:18:24.519 You know that shoes on the god Joy oh Son, 314 00:18:24.640 --> 00:18:26.759 you know that? Listen, Bob got that? I'm signed in 315 00:18:26.839 --> 00:18:28.960 the finish it. But that's a great song and it 316 00:18:29.119 --> 00:18:31.200 sends me. I love this singer song. I know you 317 00:18:31.359 --> 00:18:32.039 like that number out. 318 00:18:32.039 --> 00:18:34.000 I've her a lot of shows. In fact, I've heard 319 00:18:34.119 --> 00:18:36.599 on every show you hell that, don't you? You know 320 00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:38.720 you've been making so many guest appearances. I'll tell me 321 00:18:38.799 --> 00:18:41.200 why don't you get your own radio show? What? 322 00:18:41.400 --> 00:18:42.640 Indeed, where. 323 00:18:46.119 --> 00:18:46.880 The show got it? 324 00:18:47.039 --> 00:18:47.960 Joe, we got you? 325 00:18:48.079 --> 00:18:50.640 Bob asked me that again? All right, ask me that again. 326 00:18:51.119 --> 00:18:53.240 Don't do that. We'll have helting up here with this. 327 00:18:53.279 --> 00:18:56.799 Wait a minute, Yeah, you've been making so many guest. 328 00:18:56.640 --> 00:18:58.720 Appearance to tell me why don't you get your own 329 00:18:58.839 --> 00:18:59.759 radio show what. 330 00:19:00.039 --> 00:19:03.480 And be only wait a minute, where else? Ask me 331 00:19:03.559 --> 00:19:03.839 that again? 332 00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:05.880 Why don't you do get your own radio show what? 333 00:19:06.119 --> 00:19:14.960 And be only only once a week that name come out? 334 00:19:15.279 --> 00:19:19.200 I Bobery will be on an hour, not on this network. 335 00:19:19.240 --> 00:19:21.279 You're not kidding you all. You know you've been out 336 00:19:21.319 --> 00:19:22.920 so many radio programs. I hear the other day a 337 00:19:22.960 --> 00:19:24.880 housewife went into a grocery store and asked for a 338 00:19:24.920 --> 00:19:25.839 box of Josun's. 339 00:19:27.799 --> 00:19:28.920 Oh they're good with mustard. 340 00:19:28.960 --> 00:19:32.599 But listen, Joe, how many guests appearances if you made 341 00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:34.799 on the radio fifteen counting tonight's. 342 00:19:34.920 --> 00:19:36.160 No, I don't count benefits. 343 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:45.160 Yeah, look, Frank, what do you want more money for? 344 00:19:45.279 --> 00:19:46.880 You know, there's no way you can take it with you. 345 00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:47.319 I know. 346 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:50.240 But by the time I'm ready to leave, maybe Canada 347 00:19:50.319 --> 00:19:52.079 will have figured out something you can't tell you. 348 00:19:54.079 --> 00:19:56.079 I feel the same way about Crosby. But you know 349 00:19:56.240 --> 00:19:59.039 how we haven't mentioned my favorite for Neet for seven 350 00:19:59.079 --> 00:20:00.559 or eight seconds. How'd you i the picture? 351 00:20:00.680 --> 00:20:02.440 Well, I don't think you have anything to worry about. 352 00:20:02.519 --> 00:20:03.200 You don't know. 353 00:20:03.319 --> 00:20:05.119 After all, I was older than you, and I made 354 00:20:05.160 --> 00:20:05.759 my comeback. 355 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:11.920 Yeah, but it took two of you to do it. 356 00:20:12.039 --> 00:20:12.200 Oh. 357 00:20:14.480 --> 00:20:17.160 You know, when I was a kid in Cleveland, Al, 358 00:20:17.240 --> 00:20:19.079 I used to dream of being like you. So I 359 00:20:19.160 --> 00:20:21.920 started telling jokes and more jokes. And now I'm here 360 00:20:21.960 --> 00:20:22.720 in Hollywood too. 361 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:25.960 That's right, Bob, who says crime don't pay that? 362 00:20:28.279 --> 00:20:29.920 You know, I don't have to do this for a living. 363 00:20:30.000 --> 00:20:31.960 I can always tell eyebrowt tweezers to John L. 364 00:20:32.000 --> 00:20:37.720 Lewis. Bob, you won't get no call next season. 365 00:20:38.960 --> 00:20:39.920 We'll need it out of here too. 366 00:20:40.079 --> 00:20:40.240 Ah. 367 00:20:40.319 --> 00:20:42.920 But memories are great, Bob. I remember the first time 368 00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:43.319 I met you. 369 00:20:43.480 --> 00:20:45.640 Yeah, it was at the swankiest hotel in Cleveland, wasn't it. 370 00:20:45.640 --> 00:20:48.279 That's right, Bob. And one thing I've all ad regretted. 371 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:50.519 I never got a chance to apologize if I'm not 372 00:20:50.519 --> 00:20:51.960 tipping you when you brought up the ice water. 373 00:20:52.039 --> 00:20:54.880 I remember, Oh, I make something of it. 374 00:20:55.000 --> 00:20:57.079 Your pocket was one of the easiest I ever picked. 375 00:20:57.519 --> 00:20:57.799 Nothing. 376 00:20:59.119 --> 00:20:59.920 I'll never forget that. 377 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:02.799 The time we first met, I was playing in Cleveland 378 00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:08.799 and I phoned down to the hotel operator, operator operator, Yes, 379 00:21:08.799 --> 00:21:19.559 sir operator, this is al Joseph Jee And Sinatra thinks 380 00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:20.279 he started that. 381 00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:32.160 Hell Joseon, Oh, alfy, you kidd me. 382 00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:35.519 You kidd me, you send me, Okay, I'd like to 383 00:21:35.599 --> 00:21:37.400 send you, but the elevator don't go down that far? 384 00:21:39.240 --> 00:21:43.720 Say operator, where's that bell boy with my things? Never mind? 385 00:21:43.759 --> 00:21:44.880 I think he's at the door now. 386 00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:47.839 Mister Johnson, who did you think it was? 387 00:21:47.880 --> 00:21:48.519 Sophie Tucker? 388 00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:51.880 Here's your suit? Mister Joson? 389 00:21:51.960 --> 00:21:53.279 What took you along? Bell hop? 390 00:21:53.319 --> 00:21:54.559 I just got to work and I have to take 391 00:21:54.599 --> 00:21:54.880 it off. 392 00:21:55.160 --> 00:21:56.960 Well you guys, sir, do. 393 00:21:57.000 --> 00:22:00.880 You always carry clothes that way? Yes, sir, doesn't the 394 00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:02.440 hanger leave a mark on your. 395 00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:09.680 Nose only when they have overcoats on it? 396 00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:13.160 What's your name? Son, Leslie Hope. 397 00:22:13.200 --> 00:22:15.519 I'm trying to be a comedian, Missus Joson, listen to 398 00:22:15.599 --> 00:22:17.920 this joke. It'll kill you. Every man has a wife, 399 00:22:17.960 --> 00:22:19.400 but a nice man has his pick. 400 00:22:22.240 --> 00:22:22.720 A fall? 401 00:22:24.839 --> 00:22:26.039