Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benze fame Uh, he'd liked
Speaker 1: to be walking on a leash and play really dirty,
Speaker 1: kinky sex games. He's the guy put the cock in
Speaker 1: the Peacock Network. Okay, bitch, hey, everybody. AJ Benzi here
Speaker 1: with fame as a bitch. This is your daily Unfiltered
Speaker 1: podcast from March eighteen, twenty twenty six oh three, twenty
Speaker 1: two two six. Recording this on Saint Patty's Day, Hot
Speaker 1: as Balls out here. I was I lived. For some reason.
Speaker 1: I wanted to listen to the end of yesterday's show
Speaker 1: because I kind of went off on a tangent about
Speaker 1: being half said and half happy in life. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to sound like so sad. I didn't. I don't
Speaker 1: walk around with with a what a you know, a
Speaker 1: scowl on. Sometimes things just add up and they hit
Speaker 1: you a few times and you gotta, you know, take
Speaker 1: the standing eight camp. But I was listening to me
Speaker 1: talking God between being tired, which I feel better today,
Speaker 1: to like not really knowing what I'm gonna say, just
Speaker 1: talking from streaming conscious and so many times I sounded
Speaker 1: like Biden. I get to a thought and I go
Speaker 1: anyway anyway, No Joe anyway. I mean this sounded awful,
Speaker 1: but do feel better today. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: I did the Relationships as a Bitch podcast this morning.
Speaker 1: Kenny's out of town, but Mike and I held it down,
Speaker 1: and the first thing Mike says is boy Bob bro
Speaker 1: slimming down look and spelt the whole thing. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not really trying to lose weight. I mean, I
Speaker 1: ate nothing. At the end of my trip in Chicago,
Speaker 1: my appetitle was gone. Came back to La felt okay,
Speaker 1: I'm back at it, back into malaise. Not like I
Speaker 1: took out two small steaks, like too small. What do
Speaker 1: you call? You know, I forget what they're called? All
Speaker 1: steak too small. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm cooking
Speaker 1: one and I don't. I don't want to show stay.
Speaker 1: I'll have last night's leftover shrimp with rice. I'm fine.
Speaker 1: And even that was like for shrimp and maybe half
Speaker 1: a cup of rice. I don't know why, but I'm
Speaker 1: losing weight, Like I hope I'm losing weight in a
Speaker 1: way that people don't look at me and think I'm dying.
Speaker 1: I like feeling my stomach getting flattered, but I don't
Speaker 1: want to feel it because I'm heading out. I'll see
Speaker 1: a doctor in April. Famous last words. Make sure that's
Speaker 1: on my tombstone. He says, you can to see a
Speaker 1: doctor in April. Yeah. Anyhow, Gang, you know, I want
Speaker 1: to go back to Saturday Night Live because I see
Speaker 1: I see so many things happening, and I just can't
Speaker 1: stand what has happened and what continues to happen in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: The more and more I watch the movies and see
Speaker 1: these stars talk, I don't see them on talk shows
Speaker 1: anymore because they just I don't. I don't watch one
Speaker 1: of those you seem on TikTok. You see him on
Speaker 1: Instagram in the mouth, and you see Teana Taylor, who
Speaker 1: we all know I think has a tremendous body, a
Speaker 1: little a little bit of a Dion Warwick face, not
Speaker 1: little bit. She is the spit damage of Dion Warwick
Speaker 1: when she was younger, like kind of nostrils were. Don't
Speaker 1: even bring coke into the building, she will find it.
Speaker 1: I told you I did Coco. Doo J Simpson a
Speaker 1: long time ago, right, what, Johnny boy, That's when everybody
Speaker 1: loved do J. He was always out about Hey, oj
Speaker 1: the guy, the cool guy right, and he knew Johnny
Speaker 1: had some put his hand out. I put the back
Speaker 1: of his hand. He made a fist and said, put
Speaker 1: it there. I don't it might have been a holegram
Speaker 1: that one up won noshall done. Unbelievable. Just what an
Speaker 1: appetite for everything, including murder anyhow, So I don't like
Speaker 1: what's happening in Hollywood. I was so entrenched in there,
Speaker 1: whether I was writing it or work in and I
Speaker 1: wanted to be a part of it. Now it's like,
Speaker 1: what were you thinking? Okay, I'm watching Harry Styles on
Speaker 1: SNL doing his opening mindologue, and I like the kid.
Speaker 1: He's fine. He's like with a young Mick Jagger or
Speaker 1: David Bowie would have been like had there been cameras
Speaker 1: on him twenty four hours a day. He's funny, good looking, kid,
Speaker 1: has the world by the balls. I'm always for guys
Speaker 1: like that. You got the world by the ball, Timothy
Speaker 1: Child of Mine, World by the balls, good looking, young, filthy, rich, famous,
Speaker 1: world by the balls. Get yourself a Kardashian, kiddo. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: you deserve not an Oscar, but you deserve a Kardashian
Speaker 1: the youngest one with a couple of legitimate kids. Is
Speaker 1: the two kids Stormy and salty. I forget the names.
Speaker 1: I don't know the names sneezy and dopey. I don't know.
Speaker 1: No one knows. So he's doing the monologue, and you know,
Speaker 1: we know Harry Styles was dressing like a girl he
Speaker 1: got transfixed, and all the hey and make up, people
Speaker 1: in costume, people in magazine, people who are ninety percent gay,
Speaker 1: no judging, no hating, but sorry, guys, the naked pictures
Speaker 1: of girls who used to hold up and Playboy with
Speaker 1: one hand, a gay photographer, shy, a gay stylist, but
Speaker 1: the clothes or took the clothes offer. They make those
Speaker 1: shots gay people. So remember that next time you hold
Speaker 1: up a magazine with one hand, although nowadays you're gonna
Speaker 1: go fucking read Playboy online. Now it's got a gay
Speaker 1: editor in chief. I think I already said this story right,
Speaker 1: horrible gay the second gay editor in chief. What are
Speaker 1: they trying to tell you? Men? This was the girl
Speaker 1: next door? I mean, not only fans, is the girl
Speaker 1: next not? But they looked like robots. I mean, it's sexy,
Speaker 1: but they're falsely sexy. It's all bullshit seventies and eighties,
Speaker 1: even the nineties to a degree the girls were real.
Speaker 1: Not even to a degree, there were many real Anyhow,
Speaker 1: I see I'm doing bud anyhow. Anyhow, it's like they're
Speaker 1: trying to bring me off stage. So Harry Styles is
Speaker 1: on stage doing his monologue and he goes, you know,
Speaker 1: he starts to talk about his the way he used
Speaker 1: to dress, and people wanting to say he was gay,
Speaker 1: And he said, back then, people seem to pay a
Speaker 1: lot of attention to the clothes I was wearing, and
Speaker 1: some people accuse me of something called queer baiting. Then
Speaker 1: he said, but the deliver occur to you that maybe
Speaker 1: you don't know everything about me. Dad all i'd funny, funny.
Speaker 1: He said his father was fine with a joke as well,
Speaker 1: very liberal family there. Then he did some more comedy
Speaker 1: bits about queer baiting, talked about his new album called
Speaker 1: Kissed all the Time Disco occasionally terrible title. He thinks
Speaker 1: it sounds Italian, but whatever, he said, what's better than
Speaker 1: kissing all the Time. Then he made a joke that
Speaker 1: he came up with the name but the help of
Speaker 1: chat GPT. Sorry guys, why he goes I don't want
Speaker 1: to kiss all the time. And that's when Chloe Feineman
Speaker 1: had walked out behind him with a very happy face,
Speaker 1: like maybe she could kiss him. But then he said,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't want to kiss all the time,
Speaker 1: and she walks away disappointed. Then he says, sometimes kissing
Speaker 1: can be great if you're really good at it and
Speaker 1: you're a good person. Then Sarah Sherman walks out behind
Speaker 1: him and she walks away slinking away. Or if you
Speaker 1: have a little tight bump. Now there's at least three
Speaker 1: or four girls on the show. They have nice little
Speaker 1: tight asses. But let's bring out Ben Marshall. They got
Speaker 1: one of the guys who wrote videos and now he's
Speaker 1: a full fledged sketch player. So this guy walks out
Speaker 1: some light banter about the size of his ass, and
Speaker 1: Harry says, whatever, come here, and they kiss on stage,
Speaker 1: lip to lip, man on man, and Harry looks in
Speaker 1: the camera and said, now that's queer baiting. In the
Speaker 1: crowd hoots and hollers. You think women in the audience
Speaker 1: would clap if this about him really wanting a female
Speaker 1: or really wanting a man. I don't think so. If
Speaker 1: he wanted a girl and was this adamant. They would
Speaker 1: think he's a pig. They would say some kind of feminist,
Speaker 1: that shauvinist did nonsense about how dare he talk about
Speaker 1: wanting a tight little ass? But if it's a man,
Speaker 1: it's no problem, right sensors? Not that I want that
Speaker 1: bleeped out, of course not. But is there a two
Speaker 1: way street he or what? But you know, Harry Styles,
Speaker 1: if he's not gay but pretending to be, is that okay?
Speaker 1: Why is that different than me walking around swishing my
Speaker 1: hips and speaking to people like, you know, hi, can
Speaker 1: you give me some directions? I'm trying to get to
Speaker 1: a thickam More street? Please? Hello, mister? Why not? Why
Speaker 1: can't I do that? If he's doing the gay thing,
Speaker 1: and he's maybe not gay, why can't I do the
Speaker 1: same shit? Not that I want to. We used to
Speaker 1: have this thing in restaurants and meeting the family always
Speaker 1: did because we had this way to ones and we
Speaker 1: couldn't figure out if he was gay. I don't know
Speaker 1: what it's like twenty five years ago. I think he is.
Speaker 1: I don't think son went around the table. I think
Speaker 1: I don't know. So I ended up cod to the
Speaker 1: bathroom like an hour later and the guys in there
Speaker 1: with one of the other whatever part time. There's some
Speaker 1: person who worked there, and I heard him go, oh,
Speaker 1: I just finished up picking up no less than five
Speaker 1: hundred toothpicks. Someone dropped the tooth. I'm like, oh boy,
Speaker 1: we have a winner. He's gay, all right, he dropped
Speaker 1: the toothpast So now not now, but whenever we all
Speaker 1: go to restaurants and we spy, we spotted a gay
Speaker 1: guy toothpicks. And then on the way out of these
Speaker 1: restaurants when met Jackie, Joey and whatever the date I
Speaker 1: had and Rosie and jack would walk up. Rosie would
Speaker 1: have red sangria at this Mexican place Spanish place we
Speaker 1: always went to, and she gets zumped off one big
Speaker 1: glasses red sangria. It's great, I haven't had that in so long.
Speaker 1: And as we left the restaurant we'd always meet Jackie
Speaker 1: and Joey would grab into this big jar of mints
Speaker 1: after dinner, mints and just throw them at our head
Speaker 1: as she walked to the car because she was drunk
Speaker 1: and couldn't walk run and were laughing, and we were
Speaker 1: all laughing. Now we all have a hard time walking.
Speaker 1: Ain't that the truth? But I'll tell you what, guys.
Speaker 1: You know, the more I look at it, the more
Speaker 1: I've had a couple of days to get a good
Speaker 1: picture of it. The Oscars that they're they're over, they're over.
Speaker 1: But if you're a filthy pig and you sit up
Speaker 1: in the seats in the arena, maybe uh maybe you
Speaker 1: hope this goes on. There was a picture showing all
Speaker 1: the trash, discarded water bottles, snack packets, pop corn, all
Speaker 1: that shit strewn all over the Adobe theater floor underneath
Speaker 1: all the seats, not some all And don't you consider that,
Speaker 1: As has been discussed, the hypocrisy of the elite who
Speaker 1: liked to grand stand at every environment. I mean, some
Speaker 1: of them are environmentalists, let's face it. Ed Bentley Junior,
Speaker 1: my god, wasn't at the Oscars, But boil boy, where's
Speaker 1: all that protect the planet bullshit? After you leave all
Speaker 1: your junk behind. Well, don't get me wrong, celebrities still
Speaker 1: do cocaine, just as long as they snorted through a
Speaker 1: paper straw. That's the new rule. Save the mountains, save
Speaker 1: the oceans, keep everything clean. Look at the shit you
Speaker 1: leave behind you though, nobody's buying what they're selling anymore.
Speaker 1: I mean really not athletes, actors and actresses. Celebrities used
Speaker 1: to be what a lot of people thought was like
Speaker 1: the governing word. Well, if it's so and so says
Speaker 1: it is probably true. Well if Sinatra likes it, well,
Speaker 1: if they're giving them money, he just said, well, it's
Speaker 1: gotta be the like we acted like they were perfect
Speaker 1: individuals without checking. Well, GE's some movies. I think, how
Speaker 1: silly that is? Well, figures to that charity. You know,
Speaker 1: it's gotta be good. How it's a fucking actor. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say these people who are dressed immaculately
Speaker 1: to clean up after themselves, I would never suggest that.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know how many times we're gonna keep
Speaker 1: hearing no plastic and look at everything we go through
Speaker 1: at the supermarket is wrapped in plastic, don't. I mean?
Speaker 1: How stupid are are we? And how dumb do the
Speaker 1: people in charge think we are? I don't even I'm
Speaker 1: done with it. I'm done. I don't put water bottles
Speaker 1: in the other in the bed next to the fridge
Speaker 1: and hold the real garbage by the stolen I'm done
Speaker 1: with it because I know it all goes in the
Speaker 1: same fucking spot. Let's be realistic. They pulled the wool
Speaker 1: over our eyes and made up a lot of money
Speaker 1: doing it. Christ the people involved in saying now it's
Speaker 1: a misunderstanding. We did ask the guests to leave their
Speaker 1: boxes behind. It was our fault. We do have an
Speaker 1: issue of sustainability. I don't buy it. I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: And that's Stephen. What they said there is just a suggestion,
Speaker 1: because you cannot tell big stars on their biggest night
Speaker 1: what to do. What celebrity wants to carry garbage while
Speaker 1: they're wearing four million dollars in donated diamonds and they're
Speaker 1: gonna be seen on camera with garbage in their hands
Speaker 1: in an azidin Elaiya six thousand dollars gown. Get out
Speaker 1: of here. I'll get to see their fans, get to
Speaker 1: see how much they pick out. Once the Oscars are
Speaker 1: underway and they don't win their award, they can go
Speaker 1: back and eating with their hands and popping buttons on
Speaker 1: their jeans. Stars, they're just like us, you know? Or
Speaker 1: is it just you like living leaving leaving shit behind
Speaker 1: for other people to clean? People not as good as you,
Speaker 1: you know? Is it just rich people leaving behind dirt
Speaker 1: for poor people. What is it about? But let's stop
Speaker 1: the charade. Or if the old fancy people say charad is,
Speaker 1: what's the real way to say that word charad? I
Speaker 1: say charade. No one say a space charades charae Caribbean Caribbean.
Speaker 1: There's a few of those words where you you go
Speaker 1: either way, no one's gonna get mad, like the ruler is.
Speaker 1: Don't get bad to me, sarachera Caribbean Caribbean cloun. There's
Speaker 1: a bunch more of it forgetting right now, because I
Speaker 1: got Biden brand. Come on, man, why take you behind
Speaker 1: the gym? Give him a beating? Yeah, set it, but
Speaker 1: that remember his remember his mouth would just stop working.
Speaker 1: And everybody gets gets the women get get the whold bit.
Speaker 1: Everybody's clapping. Does he walk around with a fucking applause
Speaker 1: sign over as somebody hold of applause signed behind Biden's head?
Speaker 1: Just stay in your mid eighties. Now you've lost it.
Speaker 1: I get it now that I'm tired every day. I
Speaker 1: can only imagine twenty years from now. Please, I don't
Speaker 1: want to be around when I have to talk and
Speaker 1: walk like that. I'll dive into traffic. You know you,
Speaker 1: mister president, You've got the health of a fifty one,
Speaker 1: fifty one year old contemplating suicide with shit in his pants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that stop the charade. The push to end the use
Speaker 1: of plastics to help save the environment is so full
Speaker 1: of shit. Like I said, grocery stores ban the use
Speaker 1: of plastic bags. Now we're getting paper, which I like more.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. You don't see him flying
Speaker 1: around the street as much. That's one positive. I like
Speaker 1: how they fold and your cupboard. I like the I
Speaker 1: like the paper handles aren't included on too well. But
Speaker 1: you can't have everything. Uh So they banned plastic. Now
Speaker 1: you gotta bring your own big or buy one there.
Speaker 1: All right, whatever, it's a dollar. I'm on board with that.
Speaker 1: But you got to take note of all the things,
Speaker 1: all the countless items that are wrapped or packaged and
Speaker 1: plastic as you walk down every island your grocery store
Speaker 1: before you realize the non plastic save the environment bullshit.
Speaker 1: It's it's not gonna work. It's like the war on drugs. Listen, listen,
Speaker 1: if I if you can find a way to sell
Speaker 1: me something for one hundred dollars that costs you ten
Speaker 1: cents to make. I don't care how stupid you are,
Speaker 1: how poor you are. You're gonna put your head together
Speaker 1: a bunch of your friends and figure it the fuck out.
Speaker 1: It'll never stop. The war on drugs. Make infent and
Speaker 1: I'll make these crystal meth. There's not expensive for people,
Speaker 1: especially the shitty stuff that's come out of the jungles.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't know what you're taking. But people won't
Speaker 1: chase that high. It's I'm trying to kill an elephant
Speaker 1: with a spitball. Forget it. They could. They could wrap
Speaker 1: all that shit and recycle material, but no one wants
Speaker 1: to pay more because recycling is expensive. You're starting to
Speaker 1: get it now. We have it a whole. We have
Speaker 1: a whole army of elites that that that make millions
Speaker 1: from movies. They cruise around on yachts. They take a
Speaker 1: private jet to the helipad, take the helicopter to the
Speaker 1: helipad on the private yacht of bezos or gay or
Speaker 1: anybody else. But then they feel entitled to go lecture
Speaker 1: the working class, You and I on climate change and
Speaker 1: being moral and how we've got to change hour away,
Speaker 1: give us some and look at I get it. If
Speaker 1: I had the money and I was busy, I travel,
Speaker 1: I travel private, even if I wasn't busy. Who doesn't
Speaker 1: want who would love to do? I did it once twice.
Speaker 1: It's great, it's great. Private's great, says Seinfeld. I mean
Speaker 1: it just is. Bill Moore makes no bones about it.
Speaker 1: If everybody, if anybody, if everybody could have failed to private,
Speaker 1: we all would. And he's right, and you shouldn't feel
Speaker 1: funny about your wealth. But they come to the jets
Speaker 1: and the ships. I mean it's into the hundreds of
Speaker 1: millions of dollars. I can't That tells you everything you
Speaker 1: need to know. These are hypocritical, hypocritical assholes. My father
Speaker 1: loved the word hypocrites. He used the concert with his
Speaker 1: fucking hypocrite. This guy this bullshit, I look at this,
Speaker 1: look at this one. Always, no matter who was on TV,
Speaker 1: what's this one saying? Now? Yeah? The fuck? It was
Speaker 1: all I don't care who was on the screen. He'd
Speaker 1: walk in. I'll be watching a movie and I'm coming
Speaker 1: from work for himself with Scotch. What do you got
Speaker 1: on there? Agine? Oh it's the thing a movie about? Oh?
Speaker 1: What's his name. What's he got to say this, stupid bestard.
Speaker 1: I'll be in a kitchen. That was it. That was
Speaker 1: saying hello to daddy. Ah wasn't traded for the world,
Speaker 1: though it was great those stories. So I took the
Speaker 1: woman's face and I pushed it out of the carpetstool,
Speaker 1: and she thought I could see what color a thread
Speaker 1: was not that many men would throw a woman at
Speaker 1: by pushing up by the face. It's not you. This
Speaker 1: is really a problem with women. There's no talking to him.
Speaker 1: Buddy'd pick up rescue dogs, rescue cats. In fact, we
Speaker 1: had this cat, Badachi. Our cat names were crazy. Rosie
Speaker 1: started at all. Of course, she's coming out of the
Speaker 1: Bank of Babylon. She finds a box next to the
Speaker 1: door with three little kittens and they're very underfed. She
Speaker 1: brings them home. She starts seeing them a bottles. Mom,
Speaker 1: we got to take care of these cats. I need
Speaker 1: a cat like three assholes. Mom, we got to take
Speaker 1: care of the can this is She named them all
Speaker 1: my father and my uncle's names Alfredo, well, Alfreda because
Speaker 1: it was a female, Alfreda, Lorenzo, Filippe, okay, Al, Larry
Speaker 1: and Philip, and they became great cats. Now one of
Speaker 1: them tiger, oh not Tigler, one of them. Somehow or another,
Speaker 1: we got the Dachie out of it. I'm not quite
Speaker 1: sure how we got the ducchi either way, tough cat,
Speaker 1: cool cat, and the Dadchie used to pee like a boy.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have. You've seen cats or half cats
Speaker 1: like that. She would shoot piss out of her ass
Speaker 1: like I mean, I was like like a water pistol,
Speaker 1: and she hid everything in the house. My mother couldn't
Speaker 1: take it. We always had a rule no male dogs,
Speaker 1: you know, but we have one cat. Lorenzo was male,
Speaker 1: great cat bodyguard. But no males. They just piss everywhere. Anyhow,
Speaker 1: my mother said, al I've had it. We got to
Speaker 1: get rid of the dachi. Now this is like nineteen
Speaker 1: seventy one. My foss is okay, I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear this shit anymore. He puts the dachi in a
Speaker 1: canvas potato bag, ties it with a rope, and puts
Speaker 1: the potato bag. Oh. As he's leaving the house, Badachi
Speaker 1: runs out of the bag. He's got a chaser. Now
Speaker 1: she wasn't easy to catch. He's got dressus on, shirt
Speaker 1: and tie. Finally, gets her, puts her in the bag,
Speaker 1: ties it shut. He was gonna take us somewhere and release.
Speaker 1: So that was the plan. I know it sounds awful,
Speaker 1: but he couldn't do it. As tough and as crazy
Speaker 1: as he was. He took her right to the carpet store,
Speaker 1: bought a bunch of cab food, a couple of bowls,
Speaker 1: and he let her stay in the back back and
Speaker 1: she ended up living above the ceiling. So he had
Speaker 1: a heart, but sometimes he didn't give a shit. But
Speaker 1: tells you everything you know about need to know about people.
Speaker 1: And here's the kicker. They throw award shows for themselves.
Speaker 1: And Joey used to say this to me a long
Speaker 1: time ago. Who wants to see these actors packed themselves
Speaker 1: on the back. It's stupid. I can't stand it. I've
Speaker 1: been looking like, what are you talking about? Great movies,
Speaker 1: great actors? Now you know they pat each other in
Speaker 1: the back. They get this, Oh man, you were great,
Speaker 1: No you were better? No, well what a project. Oh
Speaker 1: And for many years we just sat there and watch
Speaker 1: it all and shared them on. They thought as we
Speaker 1: did that, man, this is everything you know. A lot
Speaker 1: of people don't know, but actors and entertainers were considered
Speaker 1: to be on the street level, like the same level
Speaker 1: as Hobo's. Really, this is before Hollywood started making movies
Speaker 1: and it was all that studio machinery that you know
Speaker 1: turned them into stars. But you know, they the only exceptions.
Speaker 1: I could think of a William Shakespeare who was really
Speaker 1: big in terms of the stage in the fifteen hundreds
Speaker 1: to the sixteen hundreds, and he got Sarah Bernhardt in
Speaker 1: the late eighteen hundreds, big international celebrity royalty loved are
Speaker 1: very big with the intellectual crowd. I remember whenever my
Speaker 1: mother was trying to get a point across to my father,
Speaker 1: always complaining about something he did. You know, my father
Speaker 1: would say, go ahead, god, Sarah glhead, Sarah Bernhard, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I had no idea you could act like
Speaker 1: Sarah Bernhard. Why aren't you on the stage making us
Speaker 1: money with this fucking acting ability? I would, I would,
Speaker 1: I finally say, who's Sarah Bernha She was a very
Speaker 1: famous actress many years ago. Many is you act like
Speaker 1: you were there? Anyhow? Very common back then too, for
Speaker 1: rich people in the audience to actually go backstage and
Speaker 1: pay to have sex with some of the females and
Speaker 1: the men in those plays. It's not that much different
Speaker 1: from today. But either way, you know, these people are
Speaker 1: just perfect. They can't be seen walking with an empty
Speaker 1: plastic bag or a cardboard box or water bottle. They
Speaker 1: can't stay they're immaculate clothes, not that they'll ever be
Speaker 1: wearing it again or can't afford to clean it, but
Speaker 1: there's zero excuse for being a just an entitled hypocrite. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can only imagine how dirty their homes get, because
Speaker 1: I've seen a few of those when their maids aren't
Speaker 1: there and the servants aren't picking up after I'm around
Speaker 1: the clock. You know that that whole rules for thee
Speaker 1: not for me. I mean, that's why I have this
Speaker 1: illegal guate of my own in my kitchen. I don't cook.
Speaker 1: I mean, how ridiculous all these people have illegals there
Speaker 1: in their twenty five square foot mansions minimum. They're doing
Speaker 1: everything for them. When I lived in the village and
Speaker 1: lived in ninety five, Horatio Street was a building with
Speaker 1: a lot of celebrities and younger crowd, but you know
Speaker 1: famous people Joe to See and Chalom Harlow model What's
Speaker 1: your name? Drew Barrymore lived with Courtney Love. And I
Speaker 1: got to be friendly with Courtney after she gave me
Speaker 1: the crucifix sign by the mailbox because she said, I
Speaker 1: don't trust you, I don't like you. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm a good guy. Come on. And I
Speaker 1: met her one night by the laundry room. We're doing
Speaker 1: our laundry together. Me and Corney Love are so crazy.
Speaker 1: She was high as a kite and we made friends,
Speaker 1: hugged it out. I followed upstairs. She had a bunch
Speaker 1: of laundry. I took the hamp as. She used the
Speaker 1: wheels thing you carry with and we're talking up, talking shit.
Speaker 1: She's lighting cigarettes in the hallway, not that you could
Speaker 1: maybe you could back then in ninety five ninety four.
Speaker 1: I forget, but you know, she opens the doors because
Speaker 1: you could just leave in the kitchen. And she didn't
Speaker 1: even make mention that her house was such an apartment,
Speaker 1: was such a pigxlar. We basically almost had the same layout.
Speaker 1: A big law well not a big love but aloft
Speaker 1: and she had Drew on the couch and she's in
Speaker 1: the one bedroom and I'm looking in the kitchen, which
Speaker 1: is what you walk into this pizza boxes soda bow.
Speaker 1: Everything is out overflowing ass trays. Shit will not shit,
Speaker 1: but like stuff on the floor, astrays on the floor.
Speaker 1: This is what the rich people not all. I'm not
Speaker 1: being not generalized, but this is what you see. Sometimes
Speaker 1: they're not gonna carry garbage. Just tied of the shit,
Speaker 1: tired of it. I'm over it. You know what I'm
Speaker 1: tired of? You know I could, I can. I can
Speaker 1: remember watching the Mike Douglas, a MERV Griffin talk show
Speaker 1: back in the afternoons in the seventies. I got back
Speaker 1: from school, I'd run to the living room, get a
Speaker 1: big bowl of cereal, and uh, you know, comic will
Speaker 1: come on. This guy a jeans on boots, long bushy hair,
Speaker 1: a great big chin. I liked him right away because
Speaker 1: he was Italian. That's why it was in my house.
Speaker 1: Even when I was young. I began to vote in
Speaker 1: local elections and I'd be sitting in front of this
Speaker 1: ballot and ask my mother whose names are I chat
Speaker 1: and she comes to the table, Well vote to him,
Speaker 1: because he's a Italian on his mother's side. And look
Speaker 1: at this one going for county supervisor. He's so handsome.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm voting for him. Yeah he's handsome. He's Italian,
Speaker 1: all right, don't you want to be any handsome Itttalian?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, thank you vote. It made
Speaker 1: no sense and it's crazy to think people are still
Speaker 1: doing it that way, especially checking the Somalian candidate's named
Speaker 1: while voting in Minneapolis, or little Moga d Shoe by
Speaker 1: the way, you want to be reminded of how vicious
Speaker 1: and gross a place and people like Moga d Shoe
Speaker 1: and Somalians are. Like I began watching on Netflix Surviving
Speaker 1: Blackhawk Down and how our dudes fought off like hundreds
Speaker 1: of Somalis with machine guns after they shot down, or
Speaker 1: one of a helicopters spin out of control. Either way,
Speaker 1: they shot it down, it came down, and you got
Speaker 1: to see how these soldiers of ours lived while on
Speaker 1: this mission. I mean, these guys were stationed in an old,
Speaker 1: dilapidated airplane hanger by one hundred pigeons, lived in it cooing.
Speaker 1: The pictures are probably pictures cooing all night up in
Speaker 1: the rafters. The bunks were together, So you turn your
Speaker 1: face to the right, you know you're six inches away
Speaker 1: from you know, Carmine or Buford It's tough, bad, bad place,
Speaker 1: especially for morale. So oh so this young comic was
Speaker 1: always pissed off. He come on TV with the TV
Speaker 1: Guide in his back pocket, and then that was a
Speaker 1: big thing. The TV Guide back in the day was
Speaker 1: such a big thing that part of me that wanted
Speaker 1: to be a writer was to read one of the
Speaker 1: back pages because the guy would be a critic of
Speaker 1: TV shows and movies that were going to show. And
Speaker 1: I love the way he wrote. I'm like, I could
Speaker 1: do this. I can. I can make jokes like that
Speaker 1: long story show. I go to CW Post major in journalism.
Speaker 1: He's one of my teachers. Can't remember his name right now,
Speaker 1: but who's at that job a long time? This is
Speaker 1: how he taught journalism. Was sitting in class. Everybody's getting
Speaker 1: ready and pulling out notebooks, what have you. He's at the board,
Speaker 1: drinking his car. He's smoking a cigarette, wearing the same
Speaker 1: jeans every day. You could see there was an imprint
Speaker 1: of his penis on the left side of his jeans.
Speaker 1: That's how you knew they were around for a long time.
Speaker 1: Just as class is about to begin, two guys start
Speaker 1: arguing in the hallway. The argument spills into the room.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, like what the fuck, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Then they both leave and there's silence, and the professor says,
Speaker 1: all right, what happened? Give me the facts? That was
Speaker 1: our That was big learning how to be a journalist.
Speaker 1: Either way, Colors told me nothing. Being Nosey taught me everything.
Speaker 1: So this young comic is Jay Leno, and his whole
Speaker 1: bit used to be, you know, the host would ask him,
Speaker 1: what's got you upset? Jay? Well, what's your beef? You
Speaker 1: wan mind being man? And they even just go joke
Speaker 1: for joke for joke. Reading through the TV guide. You know,
Speaker 1: TV guys not considered reading in America when this happened.
Speaker 1: I think it happened the same day catch it became
Speaker 1: a vegtable. You know that those kind of jay leto jokes.
Speaker 1: People put hand blows in washingtons, never assumed that you
Speaker 1: might want to wash your face, that kind of shit.
Speaker 1: But I thought it was so great. Did him pretty well?
Speaker 1: Back to the Oscars for a second, because we got
Speaker 1: to clear something up. You know, Timothy Shallamett spent Sunday
Speaker 1: night kind of being the butt of Oscar jokes, losing
Speaker 1: out the race for Best Actor sitting there at Kylie
Speaker 1: by the way. They were one of the first people
Speaker 1: to leave the Dolby Theater. He didn't want to hang
Speaker 1: around at all, having not his movie got no love
Speaker 1: at all. They bolted along with Gwyneth Pouchow and of
Speaker 1: course Kylie Jenner. They went right upstairs the elevator to
Speaker 1: the Governor's Ball, which is where everybody goes up and
Speaker 1: chains smokes and drinks and finally lets loose some in
Speaker 1: and out burgers and you know, becomes regular again. But
Speaker 1: you know, he got to think that I'm just looking
Speaker 1: at this from the outside, and like I always do,
Speaker 1: he it's some things recently toward the end of his
Speaker 1: Oscar run. Toward the beginning, it looked like he knew
Speaker 1: the handless He was a different kind of kid. But
Speaker 1: towards the end he wasn't handling it right. And you know,
Speaker 1: he laughed a little bit when Conan made jokes about
Speaker 1: concerns of attacks from the opera and ballet communities. He
Speaker 1: laughed through that. But things like that would start to
Speaker 1: put you in peril in Hollywood, something as simple as that.
Speaker 1: And now this kid's on his third Oscar nomination. We
Speaker 1: just learned how to say his fucking name. He did
Speaker 1: call me by your name, which, by the way, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I never wanted to see it. I saw it. I
Speaker 1: enjoyed it. He is so goodness. It's not like gay
Speaker 1: gay gay, It really isn't. Ami Hamm is great too,
Speaker 1: beautiful Italian Countryside. See the movie A complete unknown I
Speaker 1: will never see because Bob Dylan after like the fourth song,
Speaker 1: I don't want. I don't want to hear him talk
Speaker 1: or breathe. I don't want to like a rolling stone
Speaker 1: knocking on Heaven's door, A sweetheart, and maybe one or
Speaker 1: two others. I can't. I can't, but uh, it was
Speaker 1: a front runner Golden Globes, Critics Choice Trophies. You know
Speaker 1: he was there and everyone thought he's got a shot,
Speaker 1: and he was honest. I didn't get the result I wanted,
Speaker 1: but could have been the reason. Well, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: the reason. And I hate to say this. You're coming
Speaker 1: off a little bit arrogant, Timmy. You already got the
Speaker 1: you already got the last name that suggests snippiness. Shut
Speaker 1: him ay or do people say shelamette? I don't even
Speaker 1: know anymore. I'm still stuck on Ariana Grande or grand
Speaker 1: I don't know it's Grande, but I just say ground
Speaker 1: Italian at least. But this Climet is not really his
Speaker 1: last name? Am I buying the I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: buying that that's his last name. Something tells me that
Speaker 1: I'll look into it, but I don't. Maybe it's been
Speaker 1: out there and I just missed it. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's his real name anyhow. This movie, Marty Supreme, I
Speaker 1: still haven't seen it because I'm not paying twenty bucks.
Speaker 1: Now that it's been in the theaters and on the oscars,
Speaker 1: enough for letting me pay twenty knock that down. That's
Speaker 1: five ninety nine. I'll be I'll be in front of
Speaker 1: the tea. I want to see it. And also, you know,
Speaker 1: Complete Unknown and now this one, Marty Supreme. Don't forget Dune.
Speaker 1: Guy's been a lot of king He's been in a
Speaker 1: lot of movies lately. And I think gen Z is
Speaker 1: the crowd that's in love with them, but they don't.
Speaker 1: There's not enough of them to do the voting to
Speaker 1: get in the awards he kind of deserves. I'll let
Speaker 1: you know when I see Marty Supreme. But it came
Speaker 1: off like a gen Z movie. The running, the playing
Speaker 1: that rageous and stuff it all. It's not the kind
Speaker 1: of movie you would have saw a young Jack Nicholson
Speaker 1: in or Paccino. Different. Still a good movie, I hope,
Speaker 1: but very different. More like a young Dustin Hoffen maybe
Speaker 1: I don't even know. Definitely like a Robert Downey Sean
Speaker 1: Penn now playing Ping Pong no No. But he got
Speaker 1: very cocky. He got cocky and got a little more
Speaker 1: self reflective once he got the nomination. But I think
Speaker 1: people in the business kind of told them, like they
Speaker 1: take you aside the people above you who want to
Speaker 1: mold you and help you, like they did with Jamie
Speaker 1: Fox when he was going to play Ray Charles, Big
Speaker 1: dinner for him, Oprah, Sidney Putty, all the big important
Speaker 1: blacks in the industry sat him down. He was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is this? He didn't realize the party
Speaker 1: was for them to tell him how you're in a
Speaker 1: different arena, now, you're in a different club. Now you're
Speaker 1: portraying one of the all time black greats. You can't
Speaker 1: be at that partying it up. Can't see pictures of
Speaker 1: you drunk or maybe fucked up. Well, you know you
Speaker 1: can't have any scandal, and there's not amount of home.
Speaker 1: The same thing is kind of going through Shallaman someone
Speaker 1: sitting him down. Didn't get through though, but maybe now
Speaker 1: it will. But you know, he's a tough headed kid.
Speaker 1: He probably doesn't regret how he marketed the film. He
Speaker 1: always gets excited that he makes young people go to theaters,
Speaker 1: and that's a good thing. But yeah, they have high
Speaker 1: hopes from idolts. Yeah, there's this thing called website called
Speaker 1: gold Derby, which predicts awards tracking. And this person there
Speaker 1: said he's gonna you know, there's an in development Willie Wonk,
Speaker 1: a sequel that ain't gonna get you shit. If it does,
Speaker 1: I can't, then they'll be in doing part three. But
Speaker 1: that's an ensemble movie. Look, the guy's got a long
Speaker 1: career ahead of him, you know what I mean. He
Speaker 1: can't get so concerned the first three times he come
Speaker 1: up empty. The Academy always famously makes its best actors. Wait,
Speaker 1: you think Mikey Madison is gonna get an oscar again?
Speaker 1: Is that her name from Honora? There's some people, you know,
Speaker 1: they got it because of that role, the one role
Speaker 1: Marley Mattlin's not gonna get one again. That's for sure.
Speaker 1: Even if she plays the most famous death in the world,
Speaker 1: she's not gonna get it. You got it. Hey thanked her,
Speaker 1: So patience goes a long way. Yeah, you gotta think.
Speaker 1: Al Pacino made about twenty movies before he won his
Speaker 1: first and only Best Actor Oscar for Cent of a Woman. Okay,
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety three. This guy had seven prior Best Actor
Speaker 1: nominations Godfather, Sirpo, Dog Day Afternoon, not to mention Injustice
Speaker 1: for All and excuse me, Scarface. None of those movies
Speaker 1: are Marty Supreme, Surproco, Dog Day, Scart, Get Out of Here.
Speaker 1: De Niro made fifteen to twenty movies before one before
Speaker 1: he won Best Actor in nineteen eighty for Raging Bull.
Speaker 1: Jack Nicholson did twenty to thirty feature films from nineteen
Speaker 1: fifty eight through the seventies. Then he won for One
Speaker 1: Floor with a Cuckoo's Nest. But before his win, he
Speaker 1: was nominated four times. He lost to Gene Hackman in
Speaker 1: The French Connection. He was up for five easy pieces. Okay,
Speaker 1: outside of that one scene in the Diner, I don't
Speaker 1: care if you hold the chicken between your legs. That's
Speaker 1: a that's an an Oscar scene, but he didn't get it,
Speaker 1: and happened was great in every scene of that movie.
Speaker 1: He lost Best Supporting Actor Joel Gray for Cabaret. He
Speaker 1: was in for Carnal Knowledge. I think Joel Gray took
Speaker 1: quite a fantastic job, and carnal Knowledge wasn't the biggest
Speaker 1: part for Jack. But then he lost Best Actor Here's
Speaker 1: the Crime to Art Carney, who made a movie about
Speaker 1: a cat call, Harry and townt That was sweet movie,
Speaker 1: but Nicholson was in Chinatown. Finally, he wins the next
Speaker 1: year for Cuckoo's Nest, and he lost to Peter Finch Network,
Speaker 1: which even though Nat Jack was in one flow of
Speaker 1: the Cucko's Nest. I mean, that's a weird year to talk.
Speaker 1: They say for seventy and seventy five he won for
Speaker 1: Cucko's Nest, but it gets confused with the timeline, so
Speaker 1: he actually won that the forty ninth Oscar. This is
Speaker 1: information you don't you don't need, but either way, Richard Dryfus,
Speaker 1: he lost to Richard Dryfis and the Goodbye Girl and
Speaker 1: Jack was in the last detailed great movie, but come
Speaker 1: on man lost to Lou Gasset for Officer and Gentleman.
Speaker 1: Jack was in The Reds lost to Paul Newman, Color
Speaker 1: of Money. He was in Pritzy's Honor, lost to dust
Speaker 1: At Hoff, and for rain Man he was an ironwed Okay,
Speaker 1: that I can understand. Lost this I will never get
Speaker 1: lost Best Supporting Actor to Tommy Lee Jones. While nominated
Speaker 1: for a Few Good Men, Nicholson deserved to walk home
Speaker 1: with the Oskar the day filming stopped. Give me a break,
Speaker 1: so I said, look, young Timmy Charlamagne needs to calm
Speaker 1: down with the pushing and pushing, and the awards are
Speaker 1: gonna come. I'll tell you what's not working. I hate
Speaker 1: to say it. As much as I like seeing the
Speaker 1: glamour and the sex and the cleavage and all that
Speaker 1: appeals she brings wherever she goes. It's gotta be tough
Speaker 1: being a serious actor but then getting wrapped up in
Speaker 1: all the Kardashian shit. We know what happens to the
Speaker 1: men and they see you know, so we gotta we
Speaker 1: gotta hope he's gonna be okay. Uh, they're always together now,
Speaker 1: always together, And now comes word at a former porn star. Well,
Speaker 1: they're all called stars. A former adult entertainer, Sarah Tina
Speaker 1: is now saying she had a secret romance with mister
Speaker 1: Challoney and was blindsided when she read about his relationship
Speaker 1: with Kylie. Blindsided. She's thirty two, she claims in this
Speaker 1: Her non exclusive romance with Marty Supreme actor, was in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. He slid in her DMS while he was
Speaker 1: performing in the King and she thought, oh, this is actor.
Speaker 1: Who is this guy? I bet I've never seen him before.
Speaker 1: I looked him up on Instagram. I said, Oh, this
Speaker 1: guy's handsome. A couple of weeks later, he posts a story.
Speaker 1: She likes it, he likes her like, this is the
Speaker 1: way romance begins. Now next there's a dick pic. I'm
Speaker 1: sure he didn't do that, but she wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to him and he responded. They ended up. He ended
Speaker 1: up going to Los Angeles, or she was in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: They met, went to her his buddy's house and lived
Speaker 1: on the water on the water and they had some
Speaker 1: drinks and apparently messed around because she spent the night there.
Speaker 1: So she's walking around thinking I'm with this Hollywood hunk.
Speaker 1: And she met him while he was getting ready for
Speaker 1: the Bob Dylan movie, all these scripts. He's got guitars around.
Speaker 1: I could sing in some songs. He sang some. He
Speaker 1: serenaded for her. She's having a ball. This is an
Speaker 1: amazing I met a Hollywood star, a young, good looking,
Speaker 1: sweet star. She said, he made the first move, but
Speaker 1: she did stay the night and they had a great time.
Speaker 1: You better if you're with the porn actress, you better
Speaker 1: be a great time. It can't be so so it
Speaker 1: ruins the whole thing if you're a proba pro But
Speaker 1: she did tell people she I was very into him.
Speaker 1: She felt very sad when she read the news and
Speaker 1: saw that he was hanging out with Kylie Chenner. I
Speaker 1: was in love with Timothy, Yes, I was. I didn't
Speaker 1: say those exact words to him. I said, I have
Speaker 1: feelings for you, pretty much expressed I want to continue.
Speaker 1: I let him know that I wanted it to be
Speaker 1: more consistent. I wanted to be where we made more
Speaker 1: time for one another. Already, she's getting fucking needy. He's
Speaker 1: a very in demand actor. Honey on the other coast,
Speaker 1: calm down. But him being in New York kind of
Speaker 1: sealed that for me. Of being in New York with Kylie.
Speaker 1: Then she wished him happy birthday next year and he
Speaker 1: hearted the message. So look, you know what, less than
Speaker 1: three weeks. Three weeks later, he's with Kylie at some
Speaker 1: fashion show, Fashion Week in New York. This is April,
Speaker 1: three aprils ago, you know. And they went public pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: He went to the Golden Globes, the US Open Critics' Choice,
Speaker 1: and poor porn stars. I see these things about him
Speaker 1: dating Kylie, and I'm very confused about that. I first
Speaker 1: thought that it was a fake news and then I
Speaker 1: was like, maybe it's a pr thing. But now it
Speaker 1: looks like maybe they are together. I don't know, it
Speaker 1: doesn't end up. I love how stripper, not strippers, but
Speaker 1: young porn stars are now saying fake news. Trump made
Speaker 1: it popular. No matter who you are or what you
Speaker 1: do for a living. We all know fake news when
Speaker 1: we see it and hear it and seeing in the
Speaker 1: best of fake das Uh. She thinks she's got nothing
Speaker 1: in common with uh Kylie except being a mom. Of course,
Speaker 1: she's a mom. Of course, what young porn star isn't
Speaker 1: that's the order of things. Become a mom and then
Speaker 1: get back at the porn. She still thinks that his
Speaker 1: just jumping over to Kylie was very disrespectful. I miss him.
Speaker 1: I miss him a lot. I haven't seen him in
Speaker 1: a couple of years. It's over. You were a hooked up. Stop.
Speaker 1: You have a story to sell, the daily mail bit
Speaker 1: you made yourself three grand Okay, I guess the porn
Speaker 1: ain't paying too well. That's what it comes down to, see.
Speaker 1: I like to streamline things, to get right to the
Speaker 1: heart of the matter, right to the kernel in the corn.
Speaker 1: That's where the truth is, you know, that's it. But
Speaker 1: these kids nowadays, I did get down a little sad
Speaker 1: about the whole thing because I was like, Wow, I
Speaker 1: might never see him again. He's gonna make sure you're
Speaker 1: not unless he's away from Kylie. Then you'll get the text.
Speaker 1: I always felt so sure about him. I turned the
Speaker 1: complete opposite. Oh Girley, Oh Girley with the perfect and
Speaker 1: hard faked its, the lip fillow, the fat suck victim.
Speaker 1: I get it. I've seen you a million times. This
Speaker 1: is the way it is when you meet a worldwide
Speaker 1: famous and very wealthy, young, good looking actor as he
Speaker 1: tries to get to the top of the heapish shit
Speaker 1: and lies we call Hollywood I'm aj Benza. That was
Speaker 1: your daily Unfiltered podcast from March eighteen, twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Talk to East tomorrow