WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.839 From Workhouse Connect and aj Benze fame Uh, he'd liked 2 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:09.119 to be walking on a leash and play really dirty, 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:12.839 kinky sex games. He's the guy put the cock in 4 00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:17.280 the Peacock Network. Okay, bitch, hey, everybody. AJ Benzi here 5 00:00:17.320 --> 00:00:20.120 with fame as a bitch. This is your daily Unfiltered 6 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:23.839 podcast from March eighteen, twenty twenty six oh three, twenty 7 00:00:24.640 --> 00:00:31.559 two two six. Recording this on Saint Patty's Day, Hot 8 00:00:31.600 --> 00:00:35.880 as Balls out here. I was I lived. For some reason. 9 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:37.960 I wanted to listen to the end of yesterday's show 10 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:40.520 because I kind of went off on a tangent about 11 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:44.600 being half said and half happy in life. I didn't 12 00:00:44.600 --> 00:00:47.759 want to sound like so sad. I didn't. I don't 13 00:00:47.759 --> 00:00:49.719 walk around with with a what a you know, a 14 00:00:49.920 --> 00:00:53.359 scowl on. Sometimes things just add up and they hit 15 00:00:53.399 --> 00:00:55.920 you a few times and you gotta, you know, take 16 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:57.840 the standing eight camp. But I was listening to me 17 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:02.840 talking God between being tired, which I feel better today, 18 00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:06.599 to like not really knowing what I'm gonna say, just 19 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:09.959 talking from streaming conscious and so many times I sounded 20 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:12.480 like Biden. I get to a thought and I go 21 00:01:13.680 --> 00:01:22.000 anyway anyway, No Joe anyway. I mean this sounded awful, 22 00:01:23.159 --> 00:01:25.400 but do feel better today. I don't know what's going on. 23 00:01:25.439 --> 00:01:28.159 I did the Relationships as a Bitch podcast this morning. 24 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:31.000 Kenny's out of town, but Mike and I held it down, 25 00:01:31.239 --> 00:01:33.359 and the first thing Mike says is boy Bob bro 26 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:35.680 slimming down look and spelt the whole thing. I'm like, 27 00:01:36.200 --> 00:01:38.640 I'm not really trying to lose weight. I mean, I 28 00:01:39.120 --> 00:01:42.079 ate nothing. At the end of my trip in Chicago, 29 00:01:42.159 --> 00:01:46.920 my appetitle was gone. Came back to La felt okay, 30 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:50.280 I'm back at it, back into malaise. Not like I 31 00:01:50.359 --> 00:01:53.719 took out two small steaks, like too small. What do 32 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:58.079 you call? You know, I forget what they're called? All 33 00:01:58.079 --> 00:02:01.920 steak too small. I'm like, yeah, I'm like, I'm cooking 34 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:03.799 one and I don't. I don't want to show stay. 35 00:02:04.519 --> 00:02:08.840 I'll have last night's leftover shrimp with rice. I'm fine. 36 00:02:09.080 --> 00:02:12.120 And even that was like for shrimp and maybe half 37 00:02:12.199 --> 00:02:13.759 a cup of rice. I don't know why, but I'm 38 00:02:13.840 --> 00:02:16.039 losing weight, Like I hope I'm losing weight in a 39 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:18.719 way that people don't look at me and think I'm dying. 40 00:02:19.960 --> 00:02:22.520 I like feeling my stomach getting flattered, but I don't 41 00:02:22.520 --> 00:02:28.240 want to feel it because I'm heading out. I'll see 42 00:02:28.240 --> 00:02:31.360 a doctor in April. Famous last words. Make sure that's 43 00:02:31.400 --> 00:02:34.000 on my tombstone. He says, you can to see a 44 00:02:34.080 --> 00:02:39.439 doctor in April. Yeah. Anyhow, Gang, you know, I want 45 00:02:39.520 --> 00:02:42.039 to go back to Saturday Night Live because I see 46 00:02:43.280 --> 00:02:48.000 I see so many things happening, and I just can't 47 00:02:48.039 --> 00:02:51.960 stand what has happened and what continues to happen in Hollywood. 48 00:02:53.120 --> 00:02:55.639 The more and more I watch the movies and see 49 00:02:55.639 --> 00:02:58.479 these stars talk, I don't see them on talk shows 50 00:02:58.479 --> 00:03:01.759 anymore because they just I don't. I don't watch one 51 00:03:01.800 --> 00:03:04.319 of those you seem on TikTok. You see him on 52 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:07.599 Instagram in the mouth, and you see Teana Taylor, who 53 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:10.599 we all know I think has a tremendous body, a 54 00:03:10.759 --> 00:03:13.240 little a little bit of a Dion Warwick face, not 55 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:16.120 little bit. She is the spit damage of Dion Warwick 56 00:03:16.520 --> 00:03:19.439 when she was younger, like kind of nostrils were. Don't 57 00:03:19.479 --> 00:03:22.319 even bring coke into the building, she will find it. 58 00:03:23.159 --> 00:03:24.879 I told you I did Coco. Doo J Simpson a 59 00:03:24.879 --> 00:03:28.120 long time ago, right, what, Johnny boy, That's when everybody 60 00:03:28.159 --> 00:03:30.400 loved do J. He was always out about Hey, oj 61 00:03:30.639 --> 00:03:34.400 the guy, the cool guy right, and he knew Johnny 62 00:03:34.400 --> 00:03:37.719 had some put his hand out. I put the back 63 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:39.560 of his hand. He made a fist and said, put 64 00:03:39.599 --> 00:03:42.039 it there. I don't it might have been a holegram 65 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:49.960 that one up won noshall done. Unbelievable. Just what an 66 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:55.599 appetite for everything, including murder anyhow, So I don't like 67 00:03:55.639 --> 00:03:58.639 what's happening in Hollywood. I was so entrenched in there, 68 00:03:58.680 --> 00:04:01.120 whether I was writing it or work in and I 69 00:04:01.159 --> 00:04:04.280 wanted to be a part of it. Now it's like, 70 00:04:04.400 --> 00:04:09.360 what were you thinking? Okay, I'm watching Harry Styles on 71 00:04:09.560 --> 00:04:11.800 SNL doing his opening mindologue, and I like the kid. 72 00:04:11.840 --> 00:04:14.439 He's fine. He's like with a young Mick Jagger or 73 00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:16.839 David Bowie would have been like had there been cameras 74 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:20.120 on him twenty four hours a day. He's funny, good looking, kid, 75 00:04:20.160 --> 00:04:22.160 has the world by the balls. I'm always for guys 76 00:04:22.199 --> 00:04:23.879 like that. You got the world by the ball, Timothy 77 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:27.680 Child of Mine, World by the balls, good looking, young, filthy, rich, famous, 78 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:31.519 world by the balls. Get yourself a Kardashian, kiddo. Go ahead, 79 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:37.399 you deserve not an Oscar, but you deserve a Kardashian 80 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:41.600 the youngest one with a couple of legitimate kids. Is 81 00:04:41.600 --> 00:04:44.879 the two kids Stormy and salty. I forget the names. 82 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:47.800 I don't know the names sneezy and dopey. I don't know. 83 00:04:48.199 --> 00:04:53.399 No one knows. So he's doing the monologue, and you know, 84 00:04:53.480 --> 00:04:56.319 we know Harry Styles was dressing like a girl he 85 00:04:56.480 --> 00:05:00.959 got transfixed, and all the hey and make up, people 86 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:04.120 in costume, people in magazine, people who are ninety percent gay, 87 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:08.360 no judging, no hating, but sorry, guys, the naked pictures 88 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:10.240 of girls who used to hold up and Playboy with 89 00:05:10.279 --> 00:05:13.959 one hand, a gay photographer, shy, a gay stylist, but 90 00:05:14.079 --> 00:05:16.959 the clothes or took the clothes offer. They make those 91 00:05:17.000 --> 00:05:19.920 shots gay people. So remember that next time you hold 92 00:05:19.959 --> 00:05:23.040 up a magazine with one hand, although nowadays you're gonna 93 00:05:23.040 --> 00:05:26.240 go fucking read Playboy online. Now it's got a gay 94 00:05:26.879 --> 00:05:30.279 editor in chief. I think I already said this story right, 95 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:33.600 horrible gay the second gay editor in chief. What are 96 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:37.199 they trying to tell you? Men? This was the girl 97 00:05:37.279 --> 00:05:39.600 next door? I mean, not only fans, is the girl 98 00:05:39.639 --> 00:05:43.439 next not? But they looked like robots. I mean, it's sexy, 99 00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:48.319 but they're falsely sexy. It's all bullshit seventies and eighties, 100 00:05:49.519 --> 00:05:51.879 even the nineties to a degree the girls were real. 101 00:05:52.720 --> 00:05:55.680 Not even to a degree, there were many real Anyhow, 102 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:59.000 I see I'm doing bud anyhow. Anyhow, it's like they're 103 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:01.160 trying to bring me off stage. So Harry Styles is 104 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:03.120 on stage doing his monologue and he goes, you know, 105 00:06:03.839 --> 00:06:06.439 he starts to talk about his the way he used 106 00:06:06.439 --> 00:06:09.079 to dress, and people wanting to say he was gay, 107 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:11.720 And he said, back then, people seem to pay a 108 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:14.000 lot of attention to the clothes I was wearing, and 109 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:17.879 some people accuse me of something called queer baiting. Then 110 00:06:17.920 --> 00:06:19.879 he said, but the deliver occur to you that maybe 111 00:06:19.920 --> 00:06:24.519 you don't know everything about me. Dad all i'd funny, funny. 112 00:06:24.639 --> 00:06:26.600 He said his father was fine with a joke as well, 113 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:32.800 very liberal family there. Then he did some more comedy 114 00:06:32.839 --> 00:06:36.600 bits about queer baiting, talked about his new album called 115 00:06:36.680 --> 00:06:41.040 Kissed all the Time Disco occasionally terrible title. He thinks 116 00:06:41.040 --> 00:06:44.720 it sounds Italian, but whatever, he said, what's better than 117 00:06:44.800 --> 00:06:47.879 kissing all the Time. Then he made a joke that 118 00:06:47.920 --> 00:06:49.879 he came up with the name but the help of 119 00:06:49.959 --> 00:06:55.839 chat GPT. Sorry guys, why he goes I don't want 120 00:06:55.839 --> 00:06:58.720 to kiss all the time. And that's when Chloe Feineman 121 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:02.800 had walked out behind him with a very happy face, 122 00:07:02.879 --> 00:07:05.600 like maybe she could kiss him. But then he said, 123 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:07.279 I don't, I don't want to kiss all the time, 124 00:07:07.279 --> 00:07:11.160 and she walks away disappointed. Then he says, sometimes kissing 125 00:07:11.199 --> 00:07:12.879 can be great if you're really good at it and 126 00:07:12.920 --> 00:07:16.839 you're a good person. Then Sarah Sherman walks out behind 127 00:07:16.920 --> 00:07:22.439 him and she walks away slinking away. Or if you 128 00:07:22.480 --> 00:07:25.199 have a little tight bump. Now there's at least three 129 00:07:25.279 --> 00:07:27.240 or four girls on the show. They have nice little 130 00:07:27.279 --> 00:07:31.639 tight asses. But let's bring out Ben Marshall. They got 131 00:07:31.680 --> 00:07:34.439 one of the guys who wrote videos and now he's 132 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:39.360 a full fledged sketch player. So this guy walks out 133 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:46.079 some light banter about the size of his ass, and 134 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:49.639 Harry says, whatever, come here, and they kiss on stage, 135 00:07:49.680 --> 00:07:52.959 lip to lip, man on man, and Harry looks in 136 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:55.199 the camera and said, now that's queer baiting. In the 137 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:59.079 crowd hoots and hollers. You think women in the audience 138 00:07:59.120 --> 00:08:01.879 would clap if this about him really wanting a female 139 00:08:02.160 --> 00:08:04.120 or really wanting a man. I don't think so. If 140 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:06.399 he wanted a girl and was this adamant. They would 141 00:08:06.399 --> 00:08:09.360 think he's a pig. They would say some kind of feminist, 142 00:08:09.439 --> 00:08:12.240 that shauvinist did nonsense about how dare he talk about 143 00:08:12.360 --> 00:08:14.399 wanting a tight little ass? But if it's a man, 144 00:08:14.519 --> 00:08:18.360 it's no problem, right sensors? Not that I want that 145 00:08:19.279 --> 00:08:21.600 bleeped out, of course not. But is there a two 146 00:08:21.600 --> 00:08:26.439 way street he or what? But you know, Harry Styles, 147 00:08:26.480 --> 00:08:30.439 if he's not gay but pretending to be, is that okay? 148 00:08:31.079 --> 00:08:34.360 Why is that different than me walking around swishing my 149 00:08:34.480 --> 00:08:37.360 hips and speaking to people like, you know, hi, can 150 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:39.200 you give me some directions? I'm trying to get to 151 00:08:39.240 --> 00:08:42.440 a thickam More street? Please? Hello, mister? Why not? Why 152 00:08:42.519 --> 00:08:44.960 can't I do that? If he's doing the gay thing, 153 00:08:45.039 --> 00:08:46.919 and he's maybe not gay, why can't I do the 154 00:08:46.960 --> 00:08:50.720 same shit? Not that I want to. We used to 155 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:52.919 have this thing in restaurants and meeting the family always 156 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:56.519 did because we had this way to ones and we 157 00:08:56.519 --> 00:08:58.200 couldn't figure out if he was gay. I don't know 158 00:08:58.240 --> 00:09:01.200 what it's like twenty five years ago. I think he is. 159 00:09:01.279 --> 00:09:03.120 I don't think son went around the table. I think 160 00:09:03.879 --> 00:09:05.879 I don't know. So I ended up cod to the 161 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:09.279 bathroom like an hour later and the guys in there 162 00:09:10.200 --> 00:09:13.080 with one of the other whatever part time. There's some 163 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:15.840 person who worked there, and I heard him go, oh, 164 00:09:15.919 --> 00:09:18.519 I just finished up picking up no less than five 165 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:22.080 hundred toothpicks. Someone dropped the tooth. I'm like, oh boy, 166 00:09:22.159 --> 00:09:26.039 we have a winner. He's gay, all right, he dropped 167 00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:28.759 the toothpast So now not now, but whenever we all 168 00:09:28.799 --> 00:09:31.080 go to restaurants and we spy, we spotted a gay 169 00:09:31.159 --> 00:09:35.600 guy toothpicks. And then on the way out of these 170 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:39.000 restaurants when met Jackie, Joey and whatever the date I 171 00:09:39.080 --> 00:09:41.600 had and Rosie and jack would walk up. Rosie would 172 00:09:41.600 --> 00:09:44.279 have red sangria at this Mexican place Spanish place we 173 00:09:44.320 --> 00:09:47.759 always went to, and she gets zumped off one big 174 00:09:47.759 --> 00:09:51.080 glasses red sangria. It's great, I haven't had that in so long. 175 00:09:51.639 --> 00:09:53.919 And as we left the restaurant we'd always meet Jackie 176 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:56.159 and Joey would grab into this big jar of mints 177 00:09:56.240 --> 00:09:58.480 after dinner, mints and just throw them at our head 178 00:09:58.519 --> 00:10:01.879 as she walked to the car because she was drunk 179 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:04.200 and couldn't walk run and were laughing, and we were 180 00:10:04.200 --> 00:10:07.720 all laughing. Now we all have a hard time walking. 181 00:10:07.799 --> 00:10:12.240 Ain't that the truth? But I'll tell you what, guys. 182 00:10:12.240 --> 00:10:13.600 You know, the more I look at it, the more 183 00:10:13.600 --> 00:10:16.080 I've had a couple of days to get a good 184 00:10:16.159 --> 00:10:19.799 picture of it. The Oscars that they're they're over, they're over. 185 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:23.519 But if you're a filthy pig and you sit up 186 00:10:23.559 --> 00:10:28.840 in the seats in the arena, maybe uh maybe you 187 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:31.480 hope this goes on. There was a picture showing all 188 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:36.720 the trash, discarded water bottles, snack packets, pop corn, all 189 00:10:36.759 --> 00:10:42.000 that shit strewn all over the Adobe theater floor underneath 190 00:10:42.039 --> 00:10:47.120 all the seats, not some all And don't you consider that, 191 00:10:47.240 --> 00:10:52.240 As has been discussed, the hypocrisy of the elite who 192 00:10:52.440 --> 00:10:55.600 liked to grand stand at every environment. I mean, some 193 00:10:55.639 --> 00:10:58.519 of them are environmentalists, let's face it. Ed Bentley Junior, 194 00:10:58.600 --> 00:11:03.120 my god, wasn't at the Oscars, But boil boy, where's 195 00:11:03.120 --> 00:11:05.799 all that protect the planet bullshit? After you leave all 196 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:09.240 your junk behind. Well, don't get me wrong, celebrities still 197 00:11:09.279 --> 00:11:11.440 do cocaine, just as long as they snorted through a 198 00:11:11.440 --> 00:11:16.399 paper straw. That's the new rule. Save the mountains, save 199 00:11:16.480 --> 00:11:19.799 the oceans, keep everything clean. Look at the shit you 200 00:11:19.919 --> 00:11:24.399 leave behind you though, nobody's buying what they're selling anymore. 201 00:11:25.639 --> 00:11:30.200 I mean really not athletes, actors and actresses. Celebrities used 202 00:11:30.200 --> 00:11:32.320 to be what a lot of people thought was like 203 00:11:32.360 --> 00:11:34.759 the governing word. Well, if it's so and so says 204 00:11:34.799 --> 00:11:37.279 it is probably true. Well if Sinatra likes it, well, 205 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:39.679 if they're giving them money, he just said, well, it's 206 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:42.039 gotta be the like we acted like they were perfect 207 00:11:42.039 --> 00:11:46.519 individuals without checking. Well, GE's some movies. I think, how 208 00:11:46.600 --> 00:11:49.480 silly that is? Well, figures to that charity. You know, 209 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:54.600 it's gotta be good. How it's a fucking actor. Now, 210 00:11:55.000 --> 00:11:59.440 I'm not gonna say these people who are dressed immaculately 211 00:12:00.399 --> 00:12:03.000 to clean up after themselves, I would never suggest that. 212 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:07.879 I mean, you know how many times we're gonna keep 213 00:12:07.919 --> 00:12:10.440 hearing no plastic and look at everything we go through 214 00:12:10.440 --> 00:12:14.279 at the supermarket is wrapped in plastic, don't. I mean? 215 00:12:14.519 --> 00:12:17.559 How stupid are are we? And how dumb do the 216 00:12:17.600 --> 00:12:21.120 people in charge think we are? I don't even I'm 217 00:12:21.120 --> 00:12:24.039 done with it. I'm done. I don't put water bottles 218 00:12:24.080 --> 00:12:26.320 in the other in the bed next to the fridge 219 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:29.159 and hold the real garbage by the stolen I'm done 220 00:12:29.159 --> 00:12:30.879 with it because I know it all goes in the 221 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:34.399 same fucking spot. Let's be realistic. They pulled the wool 222 00:12:34.399 --> 00:12:36.440 over our eyes and made up a lot of money 223 00:12:36.440 --> 00:12:43.440 doing it. Christ the people involved in saying now it's 224 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:47.200 a misunderstanding. We did ask the guests to leave their 225 00:12:47.240 --> 00:12:50.399 boxes behind. It was our fault. We do have an 226 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:55.360 issue of sustainability. I don't buy it. I don't buy it. 227 00:12:56.919 --> 00:12:59.440 And that's Stephen. What they said there is just a suggestion, 228 00:12:59.559 --> 00:13:03.039 because you cannot tell big stars on their biggest night 229 00:13:03.240 --> 00:13:06.840 what to do. What celebrity wants to carry garbage while 230 00:13:06.840 --> 00:13:11.000 they're wearing four million dollars in donated diamonds and they're 231 00:13:11.000 --> 00:13:13.120 gonna be seen on camera with garbage in their hands 232 00:13:13.559 --> 00:13:16.720 in an azidin Elaiya six thousand dollars gown. Get out 233 00:13:16.720 --> 00:13:20.960 of here. I'll get to see their fans, get to 234 00:13:21.000 --> 00:13:23.080 see how much they pick out. Once the Oscars are 235 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:25.519 underway and they don't win their award, they can go 236 00:13:25.559 --> 00:13:29.000 back and eating with their hands and popping buttons on 237 00:13:29.039 --> 00:13:38.120 their jeans. Stars, they're just like us, you know? Or 238 00:13:38.200 --> 00:13:41.000 is it just you like living leaving leaving shit behind 239 00:13:41.039 --> 00:13:44.000 for other people to clean? People not as good as you, 240 00:13:44.000 --> 00:13:46.120 you know? Is it just rich people leaving behind dirt 241 00:13:46.120 --> 00:13:49.360 for poor people. What is it about? But let's stop 242 00:13:49.399 --> 00:13:54.279 the charade. Or if the old fancy people say charad is, 243 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:56.480 what's the real way to say that word charad? I 244 00:13:56.519 --> 00:14:02.720 say charade. No one say a space charades charae Caribbean Caribbean. 245 00:14:03.320 --> 00:14:05.720 There's a few of those words where you you go 246 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:07.679 either way, no one's gonna get mad, like the ruler is. 247 00:14:07.679 --> 00:14:12.919 Don't get bad to me, sarachera Caribbean Caribbean cloun. There's 248 00:14:12.960 --> 00:14:15.039 a bunch more of it forgetting right now, because I 249 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:19.759 got Biden brand. Come on, man, why take you behind 250 00:14:19.759 --> 00:14:23.080 the gym? Give him a beating? Yeah, set it, but 251 00:14:23.960 --> 00:14:26.519 that remember his remember his mouth would just stop working. 252 00:14:26.639 --> 00:14:29.759 And everybody gets gets the women get get the whold bit. 253 00:14:30.759 --> 00:14:33.960 Everybody's clapping. Does he walk around with a fucking applause 254 00:14:34.000 --> 00:14:38.440 sign over as somebody hold of applause signed behind Biden's head? 255 00:14:38.759 --> 00:14:43.039 Just stay in your mid eighties. Now you've lost it. 256 00:14:43.080 --> 00:14:44.720 I get it now that I'm tired every day. I 257 00:14:44.720 --> 00:14:48.399 can only imagine twenty years from now. Please, I don't 258 00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:50.000 want to be around when I have to talk and 259 00:14:50.080 --> 00:14:53.440 walk like that. I'll dive into traffic. You know you, 260 00:14:53.559 --> 00:14:55.919 mister president, You've got the health of a fifty one, 261 00:14:56.159 --> 00:14:59.879 fifty one year old contemplating suicide with shit in his pants. Yeah, 262 00:15:00.240 --> 00:15:07.840 that stop the charade. The push to end the use 263 00:15:08.039 --> 00:15:10.720 of plastics to help save the environment is so full 264 00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:14.879 of shit. Like I said, grocery stores ban the use 265 00:15:14.919 --> 00:15:17.360 of plastic bags. Now we're getting paper, which I like more. 266 00:15:17.399 --> 00:15:19.399 I'll be honest with you. You don't see him flying 267 00:15:19.399 --> 00:15:22.600 around the street as much. That's one positive. I like 268 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:24.559 how they fold and your cupboard. I like the I 269 00:15:24.679 --> 00:15:27.440 like the paper handles aren't included on too well. But 270 00:15:27.480 --> 00:15:33.720 you can't have everything. Uh So they banned plastic. Now 271 00:15:33.759 --> 00:15:36.679 you gotta bring your own big or buy one there. 272 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:40.200 All right, whatever, it's a dollar. I'm on board with that. 273 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:45.360 But you got to take note of all the things, 274 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:48.960 all the countless items that are wrapped or packaged and 275 00:15:49.080 --> 00:15:52.440 plastic as you walk down every island your grocery store 276 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:56.919 before you realize the non plastic save the environment bullshit. 277 00:15:57.639 --> 00:16:02.480 It's it's not gonna work. It's like the war on drugs. Listen, listen, 278 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:06.080 if I if you can find a way to sell 279 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:08.840 me something for one hundred dollars that costs you ten 280 00:16:08.919 --> 00:16:11.639 cents to make. I don't care how stupid you are, 281 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:14.159 how poor you are. You're gonna put your head together 282 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:16.360 a bunch of your friends and figure it the fuck out. 283 00:16:16.720 --> 00:16:19.720 It'll never stop. The war on drugs. Make infent and 284 00:16:19.720 --> 00:16:22.399 I'll make these crystal meth. There's not expensive for people, 285 00:16:22.480 --> 00:16:24.720 especially the shitty stuff that's come out of the jungles. 286 00:16:25.759 --> 00:16:27.759 Oh you don't know what you're taking. But people won't 287 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:31.320 chase that high. It's I'm trying to kill an elephant 288 00:16:31.360 --> 00:16:36.360 with a spitball. Forget it. They could. They could wrap 289 00:16:36.360 --> 00:16:39.399 all that shit and recycle material, but no one wants 290 00:16:39.399 --> 00:16:44.360 to pay more because recycling is expensive. You're starting to 291 00:16:44.360 --> 00:16:47.519 get it now. We have it a whole. We have 292 00:16:47.600 --> 00:16:50.799 a whole army of elites that that that make millions 293 00:16:50.879 --> 00:16:54.399 from movies. They cruise around on yachts. They take a 294 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:57.480 private jet to the helipad, take the helicopter to the 295 00:16:57.480 --> 00:17:00.440 helipad on the private yacht of bezos or gay or 296 00:17:00.600 --> 00:17:05.000 anybody else. But then they feel entitled to go lecture 297 00:17:05.319 --> 00:17:09.640 the working class, You and I on climate change and 298 00:17:09.720 --> 00:17:12.119 being moral and how we've got to change hour away, 299 00:17:12.279 --> 00:17:14.480 give us some and look at I get it. If 300 00:17:14.519 --> 00:17:17.400 I had the money and I was busy, I travel, 301 00:17:17.519 --> 00:17:20.640 I travel private, even if I wasn't busy. Who doesn't 302 00:17:20.640 --> 00:17:22.880 want who would love to do? I did it once twice. 303 00:17:23.519 --> 00:17:29.160 It's great, it's great. Private's great, says Seinfeld. I mean 304 00:17:29.319 --> 00:17:31.759 it just is. Bill Moore makes no bones about it. 305 00:17:31.839 --> 00:17:34.799 If everybody, if anybody, if everybody could have failed to private, 306 00:17:35.119 --> 00:17:37.920 we all would. And he's right, and you shouldn't feel 307 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:45.880 funny about your wealth. But they come to the jets 308 00:17:46.039 --> 00:17:49.920 and the ships. I mean it's into the hundreds of 309 00:17:50.480 --> 00:17:54.400 millions of dollars. I can't That tells you everything you 310 00:17:54.440 --> 00:17:58.319 need to know. These are hypocritical, hypocritical assholes. My father 311 00:17:58.400 --> 00:18:00.759 loved the word hypocrites. He used the concert with his 312 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:03.880 fucking hypocrite. This guy this bullshit, I look at this, 313 00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:06.000 look at this one. Always, no matter who was on TV, 314 00:18:06.200 --> 00:18:09.039 what's this one saying? Now? Yeah? The fuck? It was 315 00:18:09.079 --> 00:18:11.160 all I don't care who was on the screen. He'd 316 00:18:11.160 --> 00:18:13.480 walk in. I'll be watching a movie and I'm coming 317 00:18:13.480 --> 00:18:15.279 from work for himself with Scotch. What do you got 318 00:18:15.319 --> 00:18:17.839 on there? Agine? Oh it's the thing a movie about? Oh? 319 00:18:17.880 --> 00:18:20.640 What's his name. What's he got to say this, stupid bestard. 320 00:18:20.880 --> 00:18:22.559 I'll be in a kitchen. That was it. That was 321 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:26.920 saying hello to daddy. Ah wasn't traded for the world, 322 00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:31.000 though it was great those stories. So I took the 323 00:18:31.039 --> 00:18:33.400 woman's face and I pushed it out of the carpetstool, 324 00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:35.440 and she thought I could see what color a thread 325 00:18:35.640 --> 00:18:38.480 was not that many men would throw a woman at 326 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:40.759 by pushing up by the face. It's not you. This 327 00:18:40.920 --> 00:18:44.880 is really a problem with women. There's no talking to him. 328 00:18:45.720 --> 00:18:49.599 Buddy'd pick up rescue dogs, rescue cats. In fact, we 329 00:18:49.640 --> 00:18:54.039 had this cat, Badachi. Our cat names were crazy. Rosie 330 00:18:54.079 --> 00:18:56.440 started at all. Of course, she's coming out of the 331 00:18:56.480 --> 00:18:58.720 Bank of Babylon. She finds a box next to the 332 00:18:58.759 --> 00:19:02.319 door with three little kittens and they're very underfed. She 333 00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:04.720 brings them home. She starts seeing them a bottles. Mom, 334 00:19:04.759 --> 00:19:06.359 we got to take care of these cats. I need 335 00:19:06.359 --> 00:19:08.440 a cat like three assholes. Mom, we got to take 336 00:19:08.440 --> 00:19:11.519 care of the can this is She named them all 337 00:19:11.559 --> 00:19:15.480 my father and my uncle's names Alfredo, well, Alfreda because 338 00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:20.519 it was a female, Alfreda, Lorenzo, Filippe, okay, Al, Larry 339 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:23.440 and Philip, and they became great cats. Now one of 340 00:19:23.480 --> 00:19:27.759 them tiger, oh not Tigler, one of them. Somehow or another, 341 00:19:28.119 --> 00:19:30.960 we got the Dachie out of it. I'm not quite 342 00:19:31.000 --> 00:19:33.400 sure how we got the ducchi either way, tough cat, 343 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:36.799 cool cat, and the Dadchie used to pee like a boy. 344 00:19:36.880 --> 00:19:39.000 I'm sure you have. You've seen cats or half cats 345 00:19:39.039 --> 00:19:41.359 like that. She would shoot piss out of her ass 346 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:44.119 like I mean, I was like like a water pistol, 347 00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:46.599 and she hid everything in the house. My mother couldn't 348 00:19:46.680 --> 00:19:49.519 take it. We always had a rule no male dogs, 349 00:19:49.559 --> 00:19:51.599 you know, but we have one cat. Lorenzo was male, 350 00:19:52.079 --> 00:19:56.400 great cat bodyguard. But no males. They just piss everywhere. Anyhow, 351 00:19:57.400 --> 00:19:58.960 my mother said, al I've had it. We got to 352 00:19:58.960 --> 00:20:01.839 get rid of the dachi. Now this is like nineteen 353 00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:04.640 seventy one. My foss is okay, I don't want to 354 00:20:04.640 --> 00:20:07.519 hear this shit anymore. He puts the dachi in a 355 00:20:07.680 --> 00:20:11.680 canvas potato bag, ties it with a rope, and puts 356 00:20:11.680 --> 00:20:14.359 the potato bag. Oh. As he's leaving the house, Badachi 357 00:20:14.519 --> 00:20:17.519 runs out of the bag. He's got a chaser. Now 358 00:20:17.559 --> 00:20:20.000 she wasn't easy to catch. He's got dressus on, shirt 359 00:20:20.039 --> 00:20:22.799 and tie. Finally, gets her, puts her in the bag, 360 00:20:23.079 --> 00:20:25.960 ties it shut. He was gonna take us somewhere and release. 361 00:20:26.000 --> 00:20:28.359 So that was the plan. I know it sounds awful, 362 00:20:28.920 --> 00:20:31.200 but he couldn't do it. As tough and as crazy 363 00:20:31.200 --> 00:20:33.319 as he was. He took her right to the carpet store, 364 00:20:34.079 --> 00:20:36.759 bought a bunch of cab food, a couple of bowls, 365 00:20:36.960 --> 00:20:38.759 and he let her stay in the back back and 366 00:20:38.839 --> 00:20:41.480 she ended up living above the ceiling. So he had 367 00:20:41.519 --> 00:20:46.160 a heart, but sometimes he didn't give a shit. But 368 00:20:46.480 --> 00:20:49.039 tells you everything you know about need to know about people. 369 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:53.000 And here's the kicker. They throw award shows for themselves. 370 00:20:53.039 --> 00:20:55.039 And Joey used to say this to me a long 371 00:20:55.119 --> 00:20:57.480 time ago. Who wants to see these actors packed themselves 372 00:20:57.480 --> 00:21:01.240 on the back. It's stupid. I can't stand it. I've 373 00:21:01.279 --> 00:21:03.960 been looking like, what are you talking about? Great movies, 374 00:21:04.079 --> 00:21:08.799 great actors? Now you know they pat each other in 375 00:21:08.839 --> 00:21:11.559 the back. They get this, Oh man, you were great, 376 00:21:11.640 --> 00:21:15.319 No you were better? No, well what a project. Oh 377 00:21:15.680 --> 00:21:17.640 And for many years we just sat there and watch 378 00:21:17.720 --> 00:21:21.480 it all and shared them on. They thought as we 379 00:21:21.640 --> 00:21:25.839 did that, man, this is everything you know. A lot 380 00:21:25.839 --> 00:21:29.240 of people don't know, but actors and entertainers were considered 381 00:21:29.799 --> 00:21:32.759 to be on the street level, like the same level 382 00:21:32.839 --> 00:21:36.759 as Hobo's. Really, this is before Hollywood started making movies 383 00:21:37.359 --> 00:21:40.160 and it was all that studio machinery that you know 384 00:21:40.240 --> 00:21:46.799 turned them into stars. But you know, they the only exceptions. 385 00:21:46.799 --> 00:21:48.839 I could think of a William Shakespeare who was really 386 00:21:48.839 --> 00:21:52.759 big in terms of the stage in the fifteen hundreds 387 00:21:52.799 --> 00:21:56.359 to the sixteen hundreds, and he got Sarah Bernhardt in 388 00:21:56.400 --> 00:22:01.599 the late eighteen hundreds, big international celebrity royalty loved are 389 00:22:01.880 --> 00:22:05.680 very big with the intellectual crowd. I remember whenever my 390 00:22:05.720 --> 00:22:08.279 mother was trying to get a point across to my father, 391 00:22:08.359 --> 00:22:11.960 always complaining about something he did. You know, my father 392 00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:15.160 would say, go ahead, god, Sarah glhead, Sarah Bernhard, Oh 393 00:22:15.200 --> 00:22:17.000 my god, I had no idea you could act like 394 00:22:17.079 --> 00:22:19.559 Sarah Bernhard. Why aren't you on the stage making us 395 00:22:19.599 --> 00:22:22.319 money with this fucking acting ability? I would, I would, 396 00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:25.039 I finally say, who's Sarah Bernha She was a very 397 00:22:25.079 --> 00:22:28.519 famous actress many years ago. Many is you act like 398 00:22:28.559 --> 00:22:35.039 you were there? Anyhow? Very common back then too, for 399 00:22:35.200 --> 00:22:37.759 rich people in the audience to actually go backstage and 400 00:22:37.839 --> 00:22:41.480 pay to have sex with some of the females and 401 00:22:41.559 --> 00:22:45.759