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Speaker 1: Well, Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we read
the word about the pirate ship. He's not a pirate,
he's a night I'm a knighting armor ad night baby.
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Speaker 4: This was all on halfway here. I'm like, uh, you
got a costume. I'm like, dollar story is right around
the corner. So I go in.
Speaker 1: They already got Christmas stuff up. Yeah, and do they
have some Halloween stuff?
Speaker 4: This was it. They had elephants, butterfly fairy, yeah, you know,
some wings and ship. They didn't even have an axe
or a sword.
Speaker 1: Ex See, here's the dilemma. I'm in the dilemma. I thought,
at a certain age you stop trick or treating. And
I don't know what age that is. I really tell thirteen,
That's what I thought. Yeah, And then I'm hearing at
the age that I'm told is fourteen, and there are
towns that have that's the cutoff fourteen. So Jamison's fourteen,
and uh, he was gonna go, not gonna go, And
then all of a sudden he wants to go, and
we don't have a costume, and I haven't run out
to spirit Halloween, right, Like, hey man, it might be
just a sheet with some eye holes in it.
Speaker 4: You can make a Caesar sheet. Oh yees, wrapping around. Yeah,
that's quick and easy.
Speaker 2: That is quick and easy.
Speaker 1: Two days away, that's right.
Speaker 4: Well, there's a part where you stop at twelve to fourteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I always say.
Speaker 4: You get a little old and then you you just
have parties and then you get into college.
Speaker 2: Yeah baby, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: But he wants to be a game on a slutty
witch or No. When you see your son going as
Hugh Hefner and his date as a play boy buddy,
absolutely yeah boom, that's when you know that you're old,
did you? Yeah? You know? But the funck happened.
Speaker 4: When's the last time you dressed up for Halloween?
Speaker 1: I dressed up a couple of years ago in the
lamest possible costume I could. Oh wait, h yeah one year.
So I'm not a Halloween guy. I never know my
Halloween when I did. I never did it in college.
Really parties, I never did any of that stuff. I
don't know why. I just never was my thing. So
I do remember going to Diamonds years ago, and there
would be girls.
Speaker 2: I mean they es a.
Speaker 1: Sexy nurse and this and that they were fetching.
Speaker 2: But that was about That was about it.
Speaker 1: So a couple of years ago, I get invited to
a Halloween party that a friend of mine from college
is having, and I didn't know what to go as.
So I decided to go. I was probably a good
twenty pounds lighter. I decided to go as Superman. But
here's how I went, with a jacket shirt button down
with the Superman logo. D this is talked in Clark
turning into Superman and and and that's how. So I
got that one. And then I think the next I
didn't do another costume, and I don't remember. Oh I
was a burglar or something gay gay burglar.
Speaker 4: Yes, give me all your belongings.
Speaker 1: Where the heavenly you should go to jail for those dudes?
Speaker 2: What the fuck you're gonna give me in trouble with who?
Speaker 1: I don't know? All right.
Speaker 4: I've been DJing the o'lachlands Falloween party the past five years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they have a lot of good costumes.
Speaker 4: Uh, they were too busy to have it this year
with family functions and weddings and everything just too much
to put on. But I have friends that have won
in the past three years, won the contest, won the contest.
They've been awesome. They came into four Sills. It's Diane
and Gina. I won't say their last names, but they're uh,
they're wonderful. Take a look at this. They made their
own costumes.
Speaker 1: So they went ash. So they went as a wheel
of fortune, wheel fortune Yeah.
Speaker 4: One chick white, yes, and the other ones pants say
Jack with a wig and one's got the uh.
Speaker 1: It's Ryan secret now I know, thank you.
Speaker 4: They probably started the outfits before Ryan. So one's got
the wheel on her. And then they came in. I
played it. I said tea and there was a couple
of teas and I spun again and they had a
real word. Yeah, what was the word? Trick or treat?
Speaker 2: That was a cute.
Speaker 4: So they went to a couple of places and unfortunately
they did not win this year. Oh wow, it's a
lot of work. The second place they went to, uh,
was a how do I say this without giving it away.
It wasn't a strip club. It was a it was
a bar out in Hamblin and it was by audience
participation clapping and uh, somebody had a werewolf mask on.
Speaker 1: That was it.
Speaker 4: But he had a ton of friends and he won.
Totally unfair, Yeah, totally yeah.
Speaker 1: People say that about the comedy funniest person Roches.
Speaker 4: Exactly, and I couldn't agree more, which I will not.
I have not been working on my comedy lately. As
some of you know, my mother passed away sadly on
October sixth, and I've kept it kind of quiet, and
except for Bill, who's laughing. And this is actually a
funny story that will bring up. The service was last week,
and thank you to everybody that reached out and gave sympathies.
But Monday I was at her house with my sister.
Speaker 2: So when did she die?
Speaker 4: What day she died? October sixth, which was a sundayday,
And Monday we were over the house, yes, and so
just putting stuff, kind of moving things around and getting
your bearings, and Bill calls in, No, I don't think so, no,
this is what happened. Bill calls me, and I'm looking
at my phone and I go, oh, I don't think
I want to talk about this, and I guess, unbeknownst
to me, I must have hit the screen with my thumb.
Speaker 1: Was it me or no?
Speaker 2: I thought you let me tell a story. Well, I know,
but I thought you.
Speaker 1: Called me because you had called me, you had sent
me a text or something about doing the podcast, and
then I don't know that I had responded, and then
I know, so maybe I was calling you back. You
were just calling all right, yeah, because I didn't know
what had happened.
Speaker 4: You didn't know what happened that really anybody did.
Speaker 1: And I said, uh, and my.
Speaker 4: My thumb hit the screen that I didn't know, and
I go, oh god, I don't want to talk about this.
And I hear Bill on speaking, going, what do you
not want to talk about?
Speaker 2: Who you bang?
Speaker 4: You banged a big girl, You got drunk and took
us somebody. I go, Bill, He goes, who was she?
You did something wrong?
Speaker 1: I know it.
Speaker 4: I know you got a fucked up and you drank
and you talk about how big was she? And I go, Bill,
come on, you can tell me everybody. And I'm like Bill,
and he kept going and going, and Billy goes.
Speaker 1: What is it? I go, my mom passed away last night.
He goes, oh, it.
Speaker 4: Was a second of silence. Well and he couldn't apologize.
But there again, I'm kind of giggling to I.
Speaker 1: Know, I remembered a little different.
Speaker 4: Well, you were probably drunk.
Speaker 1: It was it was eleven am in the morning.
Speaker 2: It was here, I was here, Oh you were Yeah,
it was in the evening.
Speaker 1: No, it was during the day, all right, Maybe it
might have been eleven o'clock in the morning. I know,
I know I was here. I was in the studio.
And what I heard you answer the phone and got
I really don't want to tell anybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I did not mean to hit my phone
my thumb, Okay, I looked at it and then I
dropped my phone, and it must'm.
Speaker 1: Here's what I Here's what I said because I wasn't
thinking check, I go, what's going on? You tell everybody
you're on the diet? And you went to avids and
shoved another big colone in your fat fucking face? How
your fat fuck? Is that what you did? Is that
what you're saying? I thought you said, No, girl, No,
I didn't know you was going on to your You
went to Abbots, didn't you.
Speaker 2: You're supposed to? How's that diet going?
Speaker 1: Because you and I back in the spring had brought
a scalon here and ourselves once. Yes, we said we
were gonna we were gonna lose weight. And then I
so Doug would always go once in a while, Oh,
I stopped the abbage again, there goes my die. So
I just said, it's a matter, Doug. You don't anybody
know you stop that abage, your fat fuck you sticking
another fat fucking And all of a sudden I hear
bill Bill Bill Bill Bill. That's how he said it.
Speaker 2: Not you did it like you bill Bill Bill Bill Bill,
Bill Bill. My mom just died.
Speaker 1: I didn't say it like that.
Speaker 4: I remember it a little.
Speaker 1: I don't either way. That's that's I think that you're so.
Then I said, oh no, you.
Speaker 4: Were very like, oh my god, I can feel you
see the phone going. Why why did I just can't
believe I said this to it? My god.
Speaker 1: Well see here's the thing. Everybody said to me, don't
you feel bad? And I said, no, I don't because
I didn't. I mean, I feel bad that your mother passed,
but I wasn't. I didn't know you doing it. I
didn't know it. Sound like I knew, like, hey, hey,
you fat fuck your mother must be so happy that
she did look at your fat face again? You know
what I'm saying, Like, that wasn't what I said. I know,
I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So I didn't feel bad and actually, yeah, I
got a giggle out of it.
Speaker 2: I was like, can't I called you?
Speaker 1: So then I called Doug later that text me that night.
He text me, I think I called.
Speaker 4: You because your your memory, because you're you were in
a bar and we talked and you.
Speaker 1: Said that I went down to sea buddy. Ye yeah,
And I said, uh, and you go, I know you're
feeling bad. I go, Actually, I'm not feeling bad. I'm
feeling bad that you're going through this, But I'm not
bad about the call I made. I had no idea
where is this one? Just calling you a fat fuck?
It's just the highlight of my day. It doesn't matter.
Another ice cream your face.
Speaker 4: I think I think you did call me. Yeah, I
can't find the text I did. Yes, I did call you.
Speaker 2: Okay, So whose memory is bad?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Wow, that's fine. My mother passes not gonna
be fine. No, I'm kidding him. I don't say anybody.
It's rough, isn't it. It's terrible because you don't realize
even if you think it's coming, Well, what's something that
you without trying.
Speaker 4: To the things that I remember right now that no, no.
Speaker 1: No, not not that are hitting you. But in terms
of like things you didn't expect maybe to feel or realize,
like with death, and it could be anything from the
enormity of what we leave behind and who has to
take care of that stuff? Do you understand what I'm saying?
And I don't mean all her ducks are in a row? Okay,
So that but that would be a really good thing
for people to realize how important it is to get your.
Speaker 2: Will done and to do those things. Yeah, And that.
Speaker 4: Well, they have to send somebody to verify a nurse
through her time of death, and then somebody from the
funeral parlor has to come and they have to be
transport the person father, mother and whoever it may be.
So but we were all around her, my sister and
my brother law and I so you know, yeah, out
of all anything, and say it was beautiful. That was
beautiful that we were all there, and then.
Speaker 1: Just remembering things, it's just on your mind. You go
on with life.
Speaker 4: That's one thing tomorrow, I guess saying before off off
the air, that whatever happens tomorrow, the sun's gonna rise.
So I gotta keep working, take some time, taking the
steps a little by little. Yeah, you know, I'm not
texting her every morning, which I would, or texting her
every night, calling her halfway through the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. That weird to ever hit you at times
when in the morning, Yeah, yeah, a little, a little bit.
It's got to be strange because it's the person's not here,
I did you get I wonder sometimes too, because you know,
the stage is of grief, and one of them is anger,
and I love anger. I'm just so angry.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've got a whole rollercoaster of stuff going on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And but I wonder, are there are things that
people say, meaning well intentioned that kind of set not
set you off. I hate the term trigger, but but
it doesn't have to be you, Doug, anybody in your situation,
like you know, she's in a better play, Like those
things kind of get under your skin.
Speaker 4: Well if you hear it, Like three hundred comments on
Facebook and I was reading them the day after the
night of my mother's service and just going through and
uh no, nothing really.
Speaker 1: No, but I mean no, I didn't know if anybody
said anything to you your face? No, no, yeah, I
I haven't. I didn't say anything in my breast cancer bowl.
Some people are surprised they didn't know. Yeah, and I
had gotne to a why why was that? Why?
Speaker 4: Nobody not out of two three four hundred people that
I see it working at two different bars.
Speaker 1: Over the years.
Speaker 4: And you know, there are three hundred people that either
participate in the bowling or the golf that didn't know
my mom.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sure, so but do you have a mom and
they care about you? I mean, yes, Well that's the
thing I think, you know, condolences to you. Yes, that's
all it needs. And by the way, there are some
people that taught me two.
Speaker 4: Hundred people the bowling tournament telling me I'm sorry by you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I like, okay, now, that was one reason. But I
also wasn't gonna and she was, as she told my sister,
make sure Doug doesn't change anything about the breast bowls.
So and I think it will come up. We're we're
not going to break a new record, but we're gonna
hit her our mark.
Speaker 2: What we want is awesome.
Speaker 1: That's great, that's it's quite an achievement, especially in the
time when things are a little tighter right for people. Yeah, yeah,
so I think that's pretty impressive. Uh, let me ask
you this question if you don't mind, and you can
tell me not to ask this, or but you won't
know until it comes out of my pile. Uh. Sometimes
when someone passes, have you had any I don't. I
don't want to see a weird thing, but almost like
a hey, i'm here. Let me let me see if
I can phrase this the right way. Sometimes people have
said things like I think somebody's watching over me, or
saying you watch from somebody? Yes, a sign like a
little flicker of a light, or maybe she loved blue
jays and all of a sudden, there's like three blue
jays on your windowsill. I mean, those things have happened
with people. Yes, Are they coincidence?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Uh, but does it make I always think this, If
you find comforted something like that, may it comfort you?
I hope it does. But any weird stuff like that, Yeah,
but I'll keep that to myself.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, But but it has happened. Yes, that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's good. So your mom came down
and some strippers sprinkles face.
Speaker 4: Yes, I woke up with glitters all over my face
because my mother.
Speaker 1: Is she or what she did? Did she care?
Speaker 4: Huh No, she wasn't driving up and down the street
honking her horn. And guess what my son does? I mean,
I was working, you know, I was paying my bills
and you're you know, I went from being a head
DJ to raising money for breast cancer path is still
going in the right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all about the boob. I.
Speaker 4: I DJed a wedding this weekend and I met with
him last week just go over the music, and uh.
I gave him a introduction like I do on the
show that You Love and she's like, I don't get it.
I'm like, didn't I tell you I used to work
at a strip club And she's like no, And I'm like, oh,
I tell all the brides because God forbid you're there.
And somebody, which has happened in the past, the guy
comes around and goes, hey, I haven't seen You're not
at the Classic anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm like no, and don't tell anybody.
Speaker 4: Okay, Really, I'm like, I don't think I need two
hundred people knowing that, you know, I don't want to
embarrass the bride or the mother of the bride.
Speaker 1: You know, why would people care that? Well would people perceive?
Speaker 4: You know, some people can just give a grind because
there's a lot of some weddings are very prideful. You know,
you go to some areas in New York, people are
taking out second mortgages for weddings two three, four thousand dollars,
you know, just to brag, bragging rights, you know.
Speaker 1: And then in.
Speaker 4: Certain circles, you know, I'm playing, you know, even if
you're playing at golf, you're breaking.
Speaker 1: People brag about things, so even your DJ. So do
you what was the most expensive wedding you think you've
ever played?
Speaker 4: I've been to was one on in New York's City, Jersey. Yeah,
this is like twenty five years ago. My cousin John,
his wife's father, was a member of this high octane
country club and it was like eight different grazing stations,
band and three hundred people and we could only have
I think seven of us from his family.
Speaker 1: Everybody else was her side.
Speaker 4: Wow yeah, wow, and was incredible.
Speaker 1: Yeah that went, but that was did that wedding last? Yeah?
They're still together. Yeah. Yeah, I've been friends of Genescio that.
Speaker 4: Went down to Long Island. They've told me about their
extravagant weddings and then they try to outdo each other me.
I'd probably just elope if that ever happens. Yeah, I
mean right, I know I'm not gonna get married.
Speaker 2: My mother was waiting and waiting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please don't say that, all right, change the subject. Oh,
come on, I can't batch your pass a little bit now,
just a playful Wow, it's just playful.
Speaker 4: No, don't you think after my mother passed, I told
you I just saw a wedding and they had the
mother's son dance. You think I was thinking about that.
Speaker 1: I'm never going to be disappointed. Oh I didn't even
think that. Yes, obviously put on your can't want?
Speaker 2: Does that stuff really does? It does hit you more?
Speaker 1: Now? I think you probably never thought of Yeah, and
it's not happened to a bunch more.
Speaker 4: I guess this would sound more a bid, but I would.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've known people that haven't talked to their parents in
yours and kind of question that I just don't talk.
Speaker 1: Well. Sometimes I understand, sometimes I don't, you know, But again.
Speaker 4: Everybody's got their own pathway, you know, and now you're
talking more to your son than ever. I mean, look
at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, So I always try to stay very much
in their lives as much as I could without It's
a fine line and I never wanted to oversee. The
only thing that you can do, I think, in anything
in life is be consistent. If you're consistent, and you
kind of show that pattern of always being there for somebody,
I think that's the thing. And I think you've shown
that with breast cancer and you you know, I think
not to bring it up again, but I will be
your mom calling her and doing all those things. I mean,
you're you're very focused like that, and I think, but really,
like if you're in a situation where your kids under
aren't under your roof, or like Jamison was living out
of state and there were things, the only thing you
can do is be consistent. You know, answer when they call,
especially your kid, and just try to keep that consistency
to a certain point.
Speaker 4: How are the other two kids, the boys, Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 1: Yes, my oldest son was just I should show you
this picture because he is a fucking giant. It's a beast.
He is a giant. He is down in Staten Island.
He went up to see my mom, jumped on the train.
Her brother was in town. He wanted to see everybody,
so he went up with them and Jordan was just here.
His girlfriend goes to Naz so he came up to
see her, and then he went back to Saint Louis.
And from what I'm hearing is he's got a fracture
at the top of his shoulder from a workout where
the bone meets the shoulder, and then they want to
do an MRI because they think there's a deformity in
the shoulder that makes it slip out of socket, which
hasn't happened in forever. So I don't know, but it
has happened before. No, I don't think so. I don't
think so. But not I not that I'm aware of.
And the kid is his muscles. I always worry about
sometimes with working out like that, if you're not doing
it right, you could build muscles up, but it may
you may not be building up the right ones to
support this extra weight. Now I don't know. It's just
the thought in my head. But but yes, I say
in content, that's.
Speaker 4: Why I don't want to work out, because I don't
want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hurt anything, No, not at all.
Speaker 2: Just go back to abbots.
Speaker 1: Absolutely they close the seven. All right, Well, uh, we'll
take a moment, and I have my condolences. I'm very
sticky that. Yeah, I was just gonna think of something. Really,
don't do it crude and off. Why not come on
something funny, something to make you laugh.
Speaker 4: You made me laugh for that phone call by accident.
Speaker 2: That was my favorite.
Speaker 1: Hey, you fat fuck. You're sticking another habit in your face.
You fed Bill.
Speaker 2: Bill Bill my mother.
Speaker 4: We're gonna go into the coliseum and whip your ass.
You're gonna have to call Jamison in take you, old man.
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Diddy that people are getting very upset about. I haven't
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Speaker 1: I don't think we were live streaming earlier. Apologize for that,
so you'll have to go download the episode when it
drops tomorrow to hear Doug's big news. It was a
funny story. I have told so many people after you
put up the posts that I couldn't because I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't keep a secret.
Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, you had already put it out. I
didn't say anything until it was put out. But then
once you posted your post, and then I told the
story because I go the chances, what are the fun
what are the And that was happening, and I'm so glad.
You thought I was talking about you taking home some
manatee or away or something like that. I was talking
about you shoving your face, right.
Speaker 4: I don't remember. You were talking so fast. And I'm
trying to walk age that it's coming tomorrow, near future,
Christmas future.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do? What are you gonna? Probably
not do it? Uh?
Speaker 2: I forgot this Moley Cruise song the video man.
Speaker 4: That was my first job in La Hollywood was strip club,
the Sunset Strip where they filmed some of this.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah.
Speaker 4: I went down with an application. It was a mile
away from my place. Yeah, and he says, you know,
I'm a stripper DJ. I just moved here and they
called me the next day. Can you come work. I'm
like yeah the day the day, DJ said fuck this
place and walked down. So I was making about one
hundred dollars a shift, which is all I had for
the week, and I covered rent for my half. Rent
back then twenty years ago, was four hundred.
Speaker 1: Dollars a month.
Speaker 4: That's not bad now in La in La in Hollywood?
Speaker 1: Really yeah, how was it at place? No?
Speaker 4: It was nice. Actually, this is a great story that
I went out there with a guy named Matt. He
was an actor. I wanted to be a writer, and
uh was staying with a stripper. Legacy was her name.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on what ah,
how does this happen?
Speaker 4: There was a stripper from Rochester that was living in La.
Oh she wanted to be an actress to okay, So
we were staying there for a couple of days. She
got a little antsy. There was a box apartment building
with an in ground pool in the middle of it,
so it surrounded it and I work out room, and
uh it was eight hundred dollars a month, one bedroom.
So I asked a girl, I go, what do I
need to put on this application to get this place?
Speaker 1: I really want it? And she points to.
Speaker 4: She goes, one of you two needs to make at
least three times a month's rent. I go, no problem,
give me that application, and I'm writing. I'm writing, I'm writing.
And I hand it back to her and she looks
at it and she goes, what do you do? I go,
I'm an exotic dance recruiter from Rochester, New York. I
work at the Classic Cat Tavern. They're moving me out
here to find strippers. I take the strippers from la
I send them to Rochester to work, and then in turn,
I find places out here for girls in Rochester a
strip And she just paused and look at me, and
she holds up the clipboard and she goes, so, if
I call this Craig right now, that's what he's going
to tell me. I go, yeah, She goes, all right,
So shook her hand. We walked out. As soon as
we were out of site, I hauled ass back to
this girl's apartment. I called up the owners. I said, look,
whoever answers the phone, this is what you have to
tell him. And they call the next day, and then
the other owner verified it and we moved in that afternoon. Wow,
I put down, put down, that I made twenty four
hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's how we got it. And you were lying.
Speaker 4: I was lying my ass off on the spot, it's
all right, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: That was improv Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't stutter.
Speaker 2: So is that you're a good liar on your feet? Yeah? Yeah, okay, good.
Speaker 1: Fibber fibber is I always think it's one of these
situations where it's it's revival. Yeah. Right, you weren't hurting anybody,
You weren't lying. Did you pay the rent? Yes?
Speaker 2: Did he get in there? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did they fill vacancy? Did they?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So okay.
Speaker 4: It was twenty five feet from Hollywood Boulevard, quarter mile
from the Oscar Center.
Speaker 1: Did you so when you were out there and you
go down and you become the strip club?
Speaker 2: Djuh? Did you do it every day?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: During the day, no, just I just had it once
a week.
Speaker 2: Once a week was Saturdays. Oh that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And then I went to a place called Legs, which
was one hundred yards from my place. Then they got
burned down Arson and then I went to Sam's Hoffbrow
where a friend of mine that got me the job.
He's friends on Facebook. He's been posting he loves Halloween and.
Speaker 1: Hello. All right, so he puts videos of.
Speaker 4: The girls on there and it's not a topless place, okay.
And he's got videos of oh, who's who was the
heavyweight champ or the middleweight champ that was undefeated?
Speaker 1: Oh Floyd Maywell. Yes, he would come in with bricks
of money. Yeah, and just throw it up in the air.
I mean covered yea thousands upounds, thousands of dollars and
he's had his job there. My gosh, it has to
be twenty years. He was a man hatured in the manager. Yeah,
but uh, yes, Sunsets Strip was a fun time. And
then I went to yeah there and then Pleasures and
then that was it and then back to the classic.
And when you when you went out to l A,
yeah was uh was your family nervous? No?
Speaker 2: I don't think worried about you a little bit?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they were, Yeah, I think any anytime
family leaves, you know, just concern.
Speaker 2: You know, you hope you do well and you're not worried.
Speaker 1: No. No, Then you went out there and uh wrote
the movie?
Speaker 2: Was the movie? Okay? That's what you were.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if that was written out there, Yes, yeah, okay,
all right, and my right.
Speaker 4: I had met a couple of people and they had ridden.
Speaker 1: My closest that movie got to Hollywood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said you're you're He said, you're a good writer,
but we need is a basics And so I went
to the LA Film School and it was supposed to
be uh I can't remember his name, Ron Gary, I think,
and he had just made a documentary about stripping. So
I went in the classroom, guns are blazing. I'm like,
you so and so and he goes, no, he's a
friend of mine. He took ill and I'm I'm gonna
be teaching his class. I'm like, oh, who are you?
He goes Stephen Foreman and I'm I'm Doug Phelps And
I go, well, because he did this documentary and I'm
a strip br DG. He goes, you are where I
go out right down the street. How did you get
that job? Now we're talking the classes even started yet,
and he finally says, he goes okay, He goes, I
got to meet everybody, but we're still friends to this day.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, look at you? Yeah, And he.
Speaker 4: Wrote he Believe it or Not. The jazz singer with
Neil Diamond. Wow that but then he kind of turned
teaching and he still he writes books. Yeah, and his
wife is Jamie Donnelly, who was Jan in the original
Grease movie. I've met her a couple of times. A
very nice lady.
Speaker 1: All right, So did you see Terry Gar today? Pass?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Is that what she was on?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Got Terry Gar seventy nine and she had MS a
long long time.
Speaker 2: But I always thought she was so pretty.
Speaker 1: She was like the warm, welcoming mom like I loved her,
mister mom. And yes, I just recently watched that with
him Frankenstein. I love young Frankenstein. Yeah, I just had
my yearly watch with some friends of mine. I like
to go for all. Would you like I have a
roll in the hay Roll rolling?
Speaker 4: He always quote that movie the whole time.
Speaker 1: Drink dirty Martinis And.
Speaker 4: It was obviously a little different this year with my
mom passing, but it was still good to get out
for a couple of hours.
Speaker 1: For anybody who doesn't know. When we talked about this
first that night, didn't that we weren't streaming. Oh, so,
just just to let people, because you can comment to
the live stream, you can also call anytime the numbers
up on the screen if you're watching on YouTube or Facebook.
But Doug's mom passed almost two weeks.
Speaker 4: Ago October sixth, so yeah, just over two weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh.
Speaker 4: I funny story is Bill called me while I was
at my mom's house a day after and I hit
the phone by accident, letting Bill in.
Speaker 2: Well, the thing was, you weren't telling anybody.
Speaker 4: I wasn't telling anybody.
Speaker 1: You weren't telling the soul.
Speaker 4: So I'm saying to myself, I don't really want to
talk about this, and I hit the phone for him
to answer, and he goes.
Speaker 1: What do you do with getting abods? Fat? Fuck? Is
that what you're doing? You got to go get more
abbas that you don't want to tell me? Bill?
Speaker 4: What you Finally I got silence and I said my
mom passed. He goes, oh my god, you're kidding me.
I think you said you're fucking kidding.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I one thing about being funny and a smart ass
everything is because when something like this, yes.
Speaker 1: You have to say, look, this is not a joke. Yes,
right exactly. You're like the boy who cried Wolf. I
don't know whether I could believe you or not Doug Phelps. Right,
that's funny. So there's an article that's out today about
Diddy and the freak off sex parties. Okay, and I
think people, I think the headline in all these things
were the disgusting things that Diddy required of the women
at his parties. So it said they were talking to
some woman and she's a party planner, and she told
the Post she kept a scale in her car to
ensure no female guests weighed more than one hundred and
forty pounds. Really, well, obviously I would not be invited
to that female female female female. Now, I understand that
people would have a problem with this.
Speaker 2: I get it, and you're going to objectify.
Speaker 1: But if that's the requirement to get into the party,
that's the requid. I don't know, you weren't invited. Yeah,
you know what I mean. This is what I'm sorry, Linda, Right,
you shouldn't have had the abbots.
Speaker 4: Well, some parties that bring your own beer. Yeah, if
you don't bring your own beer, then don't come. Uh.
Speaker 1: Some parties that bring your own cocaine, bring your own drugs.
I yeah, and I know someone who well, look, I
know that these requirements and I know that the big
big thing.
Speaker 2: Is, like, it's harder.
Speaker 4: You ever been to a party that you have to
have to weigh at least one hundred and forty five pounds?
Speaker 1: No to forty five?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know I'm bringing habbits for that.
But I I know, so I'm watching it.
Speaker 2: How all right?
Speaker 1: I understand because I have a friend who has a
relative that was a dancer for an NBA team, very excited.
She's one of the youngest people on the team. And
then the year later they changed some of the requirements
and she was and she's not big, but she was
too thick or whatever. She very you know, muscles from
dancing and things. I don't know. Okay, I mean it sucks,
But this is why I think self esteem is such
an important thing to building kids, because because that shit's
gonna happen and you gotta be able to bounce back
from it. Not that it's not gonna sting for a second,
but you gotta be able to bounce back from it.
So then they said, and by the way, I'm sorry,
but as a nation, just as a nation, look around, Doug,
I'm overweight. You're fucking way overweight. No what I'm saying like,
look around, we are fat, and we are not allowed
to say people are fat anymore. We're not. We're not.
Oh no, you can't hurt people's feelings. You can't do that.
I drive around all day going you fat? Fucking yeah,
I can be judging. I got a friend that tells
me I'm fat every fucking time I see it. Who's
that dog? Jamison?
Speaker 4: A shut up and over demons. It's because you're drinking
all those Guinness well tri ultra.
Speaker 1: So he gow octam fat ass. So but my point
is like maybe a little bit more shame, we'd be healthier.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Bill Maher had a great.
Speaker 4: Quote on this that how Playboy changed because in the
seventies women are a little heavier. You had curves and
we're like, this is fucking hot. And then little by
little you went from a to away size eight seven size.
Now you have to be a size zero or double.
Speaker 1: Zero to be hot. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if that's the case today.
Speaker 4: Maybe there was a time, sure there was. Yeah, I mean,
look at the Kardashians. They're thicker, but they're real popular. Yes,
you know, it's like it changed. Yeah, yeah, what what
people were watching the Kardashians and women's basketball, that's for sure,
or even even the wives of Atlanta, wives of Orange County.
Speaker 1: Those things are This is why I go because it's
trash and it's easy to follow, right, you know, and
it's just kind of vacuous noise in the background. But
also people do hold them on a bit of a pedestal, and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the wrong pedestal.
Speaker 1: And you you're looking at these people with ideals that look,
I think the Orange County is of a ton of
a ton of surgeries and things. Uh so we would
do a way in if necessary, said the organizer who
worked from Ditty in four and five and ask to
remain anonymous. The girls had to be young and hot,
so I always had a scale in everybody in case
I needed to make sure.
Speaker 4: There's got to be videos, having sure of somewhere in
a vault. Yeah, you know, somebody's got to be guarding
this if you're telling me, But how about the girl
they're bragging to, I mean, your inner circle.
Speaker 1: The number was one hundred and forty pounds, but if
a girl was really tall, there was a little bit
of discretion involved. At Ditty's decree, there were certain other requirements.
No flab, no cellulate, no overly pierced or tattooed, no
short hair, and the girls had to be young and hot.
Even the dress code. No pants, no jeans, no flat shoes.
Every girl had to wear a party dress, preferably very short,
just enough to cover her butt cheeks, but no longer
the mid thigh Cleveland showing. And every single one of
them had to be wearing stilettos.
Speaker 4: Uh that one.
Speaker 1: There was no exception, no exception, high stilettos. It sounds
like a club in New York City. Of course. That's
the thing, is I go, we're going back twenty years.
This is four to five. We're going back twenty years.
I'm not saying it's right. I don't. But you entered in.
These were the rules by which entered it. You knew
you were hot, you felt hot, you put on your stilettos.
You think he's a superstar. She is.
Speaker 4: I couldn't tell you one one song that did he did.
Speaker 2: That he stole.
Speaker 1: I never stayed around for freak offs. And I had
no idea that these girls were expected to have sex
with people. According to this woman, this one lady at
a five VMA after party, told the Post she was
paid two hundred and fifty dollars to dance at the
mainstream event at the at the VMA's and then the VMAs. Yeah,
the Video Music Awards for MTV. So she danced there
and then did he get to her afterwards and said
for an extra thousand dollars she could come dance at
my house later? Yes, she said no.
Speaker 2: This woman says no.
Speaker 1: I mean you can't defend the heinous acts, the threats,
that kind of shit, the rape.
Speaker 2: There is a line.
Speaker 1: But like the guy says, he got to be I
don't want you know, fat sell Light Saggie at my party?
All right, man? Since party you want to go to?
Speaker 4: I mean Hafner had his days that we talked about this,
the lives of the Playboy models.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's just ten percent that you're watching on TV, Yeah.
Speaker 4: What happened? Imagine the whole story, right, I mean every
night was a fun night there.
Speaker 1: Well, how about if that shit ever got out? Could
you imagine if they had cameras they did?
Speaker 4: He was, he was visiting, he was videotaping, he was
sex he was Yes.
Speaker 1: My point is what about other people like you get
an out of context video that somebody takes at a party,
and I'm sure it did. He's party.
Speaker 4: You had a Oh you had to get rid of
your phone, get rid of your phone.
Speaker 1: No, but to people are putting fake phones in those
bags and keeping their real phone, so it looks like, yeah,
I gave out my phone and now I go in there.
If something got out from the half back of the day.
Speaker 2: What about you?
Speaker 1: You're talking about the wild parties you go to that
we don't know about. Stop it. It is weird. It
is give you.
Speaker 4: How do you wake up early enough to get still
make your day go? And he still do the boxing? No,
but you got to put the pieces together. You're the v.
Speaker 1: You're at No, I'm at the y and I'm trying
to keep up with my fourteen year old son. He
literally fell over laughing watching me try to defend.
Speaker 2: A basketball playing basketball one on one with them.
Speaker 1: He blew past me and I swiped at the ball,
missed it completely. He went around and did and he
was laughing so hard. He missed the shot. That's wonderful. Yeah,
because I'm stiff, and I'm fat, and i'm old, and
I'm talking.
Speaker 4: The ball is not easy no, three minutes, you're winded.
Speaker 1: Eh, I'm running up and down. I'm huff I'm a
puffing baby. I'm coming back.
Speaker 4: Even half court.
Speaker 1: I'm coming back. This is full full court, full court,
running up and down.
Speaker 4: There were time, but you're number in basketball, your son
at your big double zero, Like, oh god, it's just terrible.
Speaker 1: Any one of those guys wear a T shirt under
your No.
Speaker 2: I would have, but I didn't play basketball. I didn't
play basketball because.
Speaker 1: I knew I would have gotten cut and I had
never been cut from a team ever, so I didn't.
I didn't think I could handle it. I knew I
couldn't handle it. I can I could get You know
what The other thing is like I would.
Speaker 2: Get under my skin.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I like I could be
just like Trayvon. Uh. You love getting under people's skin
Like I like getting under skin a little bit, yeah,
but playful, playful. But what I'm saying is like, Okay,
did you see with Trayvon Diggs, the cornerback for the
Dallas Cowboys, on the play to when your boy Kittle scored?
A reporter tweeted out something about Trayvon Diggs not doing
his job, and it really wasn't when you look back
at the play, he wasn't the guy that got burned.
He ran over and prevented the touchdown. He did his job,
but he wasn't the one who was the one on
one in this play. So afterwards, it was a tweet
that went out from a TV reporter. He got it
and he confronted the guy in front of everybody in
a scrum like. She started yelling at him.
Speaker 4: Really and I and at first, so he gets done
with the game, then he's got to read everybody's I don't.
Speaker 1: Know somebody sent it to him. I don't know how
it is. I guess walking back in he happened to
see it. Now there's a bunch of reporters. He comes
out in full uniform and just starts going to the guy,
and I think he told him to fuck off. And
here's the thing is I want to go. Shouldn't do that,
terrible bad way to be. That's not the representative. If
that were me, I would do the same thing.
Speaker 2: I know I would.
Speaker 1: I would be so pissed off. I don't know how
athletes do it. You can get right to somebody's pocket
now and tell him how much. They suck, right, you can.
And if those if those people are a little thin skinned, yeah,
it could we have a problem. You know. I guess
there's Well I would like to read what the tweet
was and how he did it. It was worded, Yeah,
I didn't see. I don't know exactly how it was worded.
I'm sure it wasn't worded terribly, but I think it was.
You know, this is the problem. The defensive backs were
digs on whatever play right, like the Dallas is you got.
Speaker 2: To be excited.
Speaker 4: That's one of my favorite games to win, Yeah, is
against Dallas. I know, as much as I hate Seattle, Arizona,
especially Arizona. Yeah, being a forty nine fan of the Rams,
when we beat Dallas, it's yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1: And when Dallas beats the Niners, Dallas fans go crazy.
Without a doubt. It's a big NFC rivalry. It is
still to this day. Yeah, And I'll tell you what,
I still think that if they want to, if they
tweak some things, maybe get somebody on.
Speaker 4: I don't know who, but I think the Niners is
going to be very dangerous as long as we make
the playoffs. And I get everybody else yeah, Now you
just went down forty five million dollars laying on the ground.
You know, we've paid all these high priced players. We're
still waiting for McCaffrey, get bag. The other running backs
of really brought up their game and.
Speaker 1: Pretty is doing great.
Speaker 4: So a few injuries we have. It's a long, long season.
I think we're four and four nine more games ago,
more games. Still got a buffalo which I plan on
going to are you yeah, buddies, did you get tickets ready?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Not yet?
Speaker 4: With everything going on?
Speaker 1: You know, h much the matter what's been going on
I want to talk about in your way? Was it?
Speaker 4: Huh huh no, my mom, pas.
Speaker 1: Geez, that's a lot, isn't it. Here's the thing. I
don't think most people realize how emotionally draining all that
stuff is well and how much we know.
Speaker 4: It's just the same way as people say, just like
having a child, you don't know how it is until
you're in the delivery room with your wife. They can
prepare you for everything. They can tell you how to
ride a horse, they can show you how to ride
a horse, But until you're riding a horse, you're right.
Speaker 1: Words don't teach and that's why.
Speaker 4: And some things like this, or children, or parenting or
losing a loved one, there's no way to prepare for it.
Speaker 1: I uh yeah, that's what I mean when I have
said on the podcast in the past words don't teach.
Experience teaches actions teach.
Speaker 2: We can tell you.
Speaker 1: You can learn from other people how they handle certain situations,
but each one's going to be different, and you're an
individual person. And it was your mom, you know, and
then and that's just kind of the you know, it's
it's a tough thing because I always think that, So
I don't know how I'll be. I don't know. I
sometimes wonder because I go, I've been told by people
I don't have nerve endings, you know, feeling you have
three feelings.
Speaker 2: I certainly do. I'm very sensitive, honestly.
Speaker 4: I just maybe you just hold it together better than
some people, which some people do. Oh yeah, I think
you've done a hell of a job with that, at
least publicly. At least I mean publicly you need to
let that stuff out.
Speaker 1: People. No, but I mean, whatever you do, even alone,
you know, you need to let that shit out.
Speaker 4: I believe everybody needs a little stressful to sull.
Speaker 1: You put on that forty nine ers helmet you run
around the house.
Speaker 4: Funny thing was, I was working at a whiskey river.
I went over to Lochlan's watch the second half. I
was laughing so hard. I'm watching the TV this way.
My buddy's behind me and a bartender, and there was
a player for the forty nine ers, and I think
you've heard he was shot. Yes, Walgreens or something or
a store. He was getting new luggage. And I'm just
watching and enjoying the game. My buddy behind me says,
and he was talking to the bartender. He goes, I
can't believe this guy got shot. And now he's back,
and he turns to me. He goes, he got shot
in the bathub. And I turned around and I started laughing,
and I can't stop laughing now. And my buddy says,
he goes, this is what I put up with.
Speaker 1: I go, what did you hear?
Speaker 4: He goes, it's loud in here. It was me Mark,
four of the guys and a TV going and that's
what here. And he was two feet away from I
was dying. I couldn't stopped laughing. Which that's why I
went over there, because getting some last those things.
Speaker 1: Good. It feels good, right, yeah, it feels good, and
then hopefully it's all yeah, shut in the bathtub.
Speaker 4: You hear he goes, and you hear them.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're right there.
Speaker 4: I go I was watching the game and heard him,
and he's trying to defend himself.
Speaker 1: We'll take a moment. I know you love golf, I do. Yeah,
wait to hear what happened on this one course?
Speaker 4: Oh bud which hole.
Speaker 1: Her back? Non stop?
Speaker 4: It?
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Speaker 1: I did play this at the wedding this Saturday.
Speaker 2: Were you flooded with happy memories?
Speaker 1: Were you hurt? Uh? No?
Speaker 4: I was trying to get everybody to dance on the
dance floor.
Speaker 1: You gotta play some disco blacks when you're at a wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you know a brick house.
Speaker 4: Wild cherry September, Shake your booty. You gotta have some
cooler gang of the wedding. Oh yeah, they're dancing up
until the end.
Speaker 1: Get down on it, Get down on it. I didn't
play that one.
Speaker 4: What did I play?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 4: I can't remember now?
Speaker 1: Now am I allowed to say while we're playing this?
Sure your mom liked this? Yeah, like she liked that?
Speaker 4: But yeah, I remember the albums.
Speaker 1: See I wondered, like you were probably an ideal perfect
song step. No I mean to a certain no, no, no, no,
don't mean it like that. But I'm just saying, like, well, okay, here,
here's where I was going to go, because I go,
how am I going to feel with all the things
the ship that I did to my dad putting fart
powder in his coffee? Did that when I was fifteen,
And then there was a time and I was just
reminded this on the last episode where my dad was
cleaning out the basement and he had a he had
rented a dumpster. It was like seven hundred dollars to
get the thing emptied. So he's jumping in it trying
to squish as much shit in there as possible, and
then he decided some of this shit I'm just going
to burn in the backyard. Because we lived in a
very rural area.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your next neighbor was five miles away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it be swampy, And so he's back there and
I wasn't living at home. I don't think any anybody was.
I think all the kids were gone. And I get
a call from my brother, Hey, dad fell into the fire.
Hands first.
Speaker 4: Okay, Oh, I did catch some of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he refused.
Speaker 1: What I didn't remember is I'm pretty sure he refused
to go to the emergency.
Speaker 2: But they were really, really bad.
Speaker 1: And so my mother went up to the pharmacy and
they were getting pain meds and all this, and I
think they talked to him and his my brother goes
his hands or mom said his hands are bandits, like
oversize oven mits. Yeah, And so I said, I can't
tell if it was me or my brother, but it
was one of us who said, hang up and call
them and see how long it takes the answer. So
the two of us are and it's not cell phone.
Speaker 4: He's got to get to the phone, right, use two
hands to pick up the Do you understand saying?
Speaker 1: Yes, I know exactly what you're saying. Now, all those
things are funny. Will I regret these things? No, you
don't think so at that moment. No, But I mean,
was there anything that you wish you had said or done? No?
Because I think he probably said and did everything. No,
I'll keep all those to myself. But but but it's
been heavy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, at a certain time.
Speaker 1: Sure course I missed the funny laugh, he does. I
am laughing. I bother. I bought the Knights in the
Night helmets. So a couple of guys are out golfing
in the there he is, Uh, there's a couple of
guys out golfing in Uh. This was in British Columbia.
And you'll hear the British Columbia come out and somebody
but guys drunk. Somebody hits a ball in their direction,
and I guess it almost hits.
Speaker 4: Them, hits into them.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, but I can't tell if they all knew
each other. They seem to be fairly young. And then
this is what happens on the golf course toys.
Speaker 2: He takes his driver. Guy like right up, back away.
Speaker 1: Mate, away.
Speaker 2: We can de escalate, say, we can de escalate it.
Speaker 1: Now here's my question, Doug, I go, hang on a second,
if my guy accidentally hit into somebody, maybe they were
over the hill, didn't realize whatever, Okay, And then it
gets to that point where this guy hits my friend
with a driver I'm not running up in some way
and my fist is in his nose, or I'm not
coming up from behind and grabbing the guy and choking
him with his own driver until he's passed out of it.
I go, these guys will just do there, go, we
can de escalate this, like, I don't know if you're
more evolved human being or just a giant fucking pussy.
Speaker 4: Some people don't want to fight. I know I don't
want to fight, but yeah, there's been times that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to either. I definitely don't, and not
not this old. But if I saw that happen to somebody,
I think I'm running in there and going, what the fuck?
Like I I'm gonna be nobody. Everybody stands around, Oh,
well do you escal like this? And you hear them all?
You hear right the sound of that thing. I mean
it's like he was teeing off on the ninth hole.
I want to see the video, Ah did show you
if it's on Twitter or something, But you don't see
because the camera kind of goes down as the guy
almost as though he doesn't think anything's gonna happen, right,
And well, yeah, that's the same boo yeah, and the
other guy falls to the ground holding his head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what happens. That's how a fight starts. It's
not ten minutes of yelling and screaming then we're gonna fight.
It's one two, Now we're fighting. I've had it like that. Yeah,
fights don't. Fights don't happen.
Speaker 1: Does this happen on golf courses? Have you seen it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Because actually I hid in my league last year. I
didn't see where they were, and I hit a great
ball and I almost hit this group in front of me,
and they wrote on the golf ball Dougie fresh your
dick and with a picture of a penis. And I
apologized later and they're friends of mine. Yeah, and I
kept the ball.
Speaker 1: Now it's on my Okay, but that's way different than
I I yes, but even if somebody hit into my
crown all, at least I can. I saw this this year.
Speaker 4: This group was sitting into the group ahead of them.
They were just really slow when it was getting to
the end. Everybody's had a lot to drink. And now
they're either getting the fuck out of my way. I'm
gonna finish. You've pissed me off long enough rude my
day with dicking around and checking the shots. It's a scramble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, so this is at a charity thing.
People got pissed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's not good.
Speaker 1: No, that's not fun at all.
Speaker 4: No, after seven, after sixteen holes, and I can hear
him yelling yeah. And I wasn't even golfing. I think
I snuck in with them because we had taken our
carts down to a bar and then came back. Well,
we were making, they were making, and I knew the
one just slow sell, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean, I look, if you're at a
public course, I would assume for most people.
Speaker 4: I was a public I'll give you a perfect example.
I was a public course last year. I had a
tea time for three thirty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go in.
Speaker 4: I'm playing with my buddy. Right, you're the guy behind
the counter. This guy right to my left. He goes
you two thirty five and go yeah. He goes, okay,
well we're two thirty seven. If you want to, you know,
get going. I'm like, well, I'm paying, and I'm going,
oh so he's trying to push you through it.
Speaker 1: What a dick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So as I'm paying, he goes outside with his
buddies waiting. He goes, hey, you want to get going?
You know we're all waiting for you in front of everybody.
I was so fucking pissed off. I really wanted to
just start yelling and have at it. And I'm like, well,
I gotta get I gotta get my friend. And I
played like shit and I was pissed at him. I
think I was more pissed at myself that I just
didn't get up and be like, why don't you sure
the fuck up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And I think I know who the guy is.
I've met him a couple of times.
Speaker 4: And he goes like, no, I know you. I know.
Speaker 1: Hang on a second, Hang on a second. This guy
was just being a dick. This really just got This
was last summer. Yeah, I got under your skin. Yes, absolutely,
because there's no reason for it. So you're trying to
be a big tough guy, trying to.
Speaker 4: Stretch your stuff and I'm just going out to have
some relax and go for the front, right right. If
you're one minute late, is that really fucking matters?
Speaker 1: So? Were you late? Is that the problem? Wasn't late
at all?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Was there on time? Is there on my tea time. Yeah,
and this guy's just being a dick.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And now I've run into him a couple of times
and he keeps saying, I know, I know you from somewhere,
and eventually it's probably gonna be I'm gonna ask him
if fits him, okay, But then I know it's gonna escalate.
Speaker 1: Just things like that.
Speaker 4: You know they say, for uh, forgive and forget.
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck that. Why would you let somebody treat
you like shit? Twice? I'm gonna hang out of that
ship till the day I die. Well, see what good
does that do? What good does it do to forget it? Well?
What good does it do to forget it? Me? Over
five years? Look at how man you're getting now, you're
getting yourself worked up, and I get it, believe me,
trust me. People. I tell people, I know, well, you
know what, we ate our problems, but we're over.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, really, because it's coming, This train is
coming around the bend again. You know it's gonna happen.
You're gonna get dicked over once twice, three times a lady.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, just.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm fifty four years old. Once you fuck me,
I like I'm done. I don't even give you a not.
Speaker 2: Okay, when did that change for you?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Maybe when I turned forty that you decided to probably
get dicked over so many times or yeah, people tell
you what's dicked over by.
Speaker 1: I know you're told something that's you know, I'm gonna
do this for you. You don't do it right.
Speaker 4: I'm like, Okay, you told me, and now I'm in
a spot where you were going to come through for
me here, whether it be a job, whether it be
a favor, whether it be picking you up at the airport.
Speaker 1: Or anything like that. Yeah, you know, have you ever
been stranded at the airport? I did? The girl in college?
You did? Yeah, she wanted me to pick her up.
Speaker 4: And you just what did you do?
Speaker 2: I've slept?
Speaker 1: Did you tell her the truth?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I just ever slept. I was I was asleep.
Speaker 1: No, I I and how she gets home?
Speaker 2: I have no idea.
Speaker 4: This was like just she just stopped talking to you.
Speaker 1: I think I stopped talking to her. You didn't. That's
terrible until you break up with somebody well in that day, Yeah,
just a time for Halloween, if I recall. Yeah, I
don't know how to end it. I just won't pick
her up the air. Maybe she'll fly somewhere else that
I can't drive through it.
Speaker 2: I know, well.
Speaker 1: What time of day was. I would be very angry
if my children did this. I will say that to you.
And I was really raised that because I remember being
in tenth grade and getting a call and my parents
also didn't know that somebody had offered me seventy five
dollars to go to the prom the junior problem with
their friend who was a junior couldn't get a date.
And I said, no, yeah, worry, yeah.
Speaker 4: Turned down money. What does she look like?
Speaker 1: Actually, I don't think she was that bad when I
look back, but she was known as Lori Cow. So
I wasn't gonna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this girl.
Speaker 1: I'm going in spot. I guess let's get the cow.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I but then this other girl. I get a call, going, hey,
if you got asked to go to the prom by somebody,
you know how little girls are. They're fifteen, sixteen years
old and they list people and I go, I know
it's going to the least desirable on the list. Well,
at the time, we didn't have cell phones. Because if
my son gets that call, I don't know that he
got that call. But when you call the house and
you have to stand in the kitchen and you can
and people speak, he could kind of overhear the conversation.
Now you know what I'm saying, my old man, like
I thought he I thought he was gonna hit me.
I don't. I shouldn't say that, because that's.
Speaker 2: Not exactly true.
Speaker 1: But he said to me, do you know how hard
it is for a young woman to ask somebody to
go to the prom? And I said nope, and he goes,
it's extremely difficult.
Speaker 2: You will go.
Speaker 1: And I'm like the fuck And he's like, you will go.
You will walk in there like she's the only woman
in the room, and that's how you're gonna act. So
you were brought up. I look back on it. I
don't know that I would be that strict with my
kids if they were really making a thing. But when
you look back, you go, that's the right thing to do.
I'd like them to come to that conclusion a little
more on their own right. But so the story about
this girl in college, she was I had taken a
year off and I needed somebody to help me write
a resume. So she was still in town and she
had graduated and I had come back to.
Speaker 4: Finish updating sleeping mother.
Speaker 1: No. No, I got over and I think maybe we
kissed or something after whatever, And then we were hanging
out and I liked her. She was fun, get bad.
Speaker 4: Breath, Oh yeah, that's a killer.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then my room and I stupidly say something
like that. My roommate keeps going, you gotta get away
for this year. So then when she went to visit
a friend in Indiana, and she said, will you pick
me up when I get back? And then I get
a call from the airport and I'm like, oh, She's like,
oh my god, you're sleeping. You're supposed to get me.
I'm like, eh, sorry, was it? I think so I'll
be right there. I don't know. I didn't say I'll
be righty here. I don't know. I don't remember it.
It was night.
Speaker 2: I know when she landed. It was like late at night.
Speaker 1: I know this. I know that.
Speaker 2: Uh, I would be I would be pissed.
Speaker 1: If my kissing that. Yeah, you don't even remember if
she hung up on you? No, I don't. You don't
know how to back thirty something fucking years. Okay, Well,
this is what happens when you don't have nerve endings, Doug.
This is what I'm trying to tell you. What was
her name?
Speaker 2: This doesn't matter, It doesn't matter, Julie.
Speaker 4: We can look up.
Speaker 1: I don't remember her last name. You don't remember last name?
Speaker 2: I don't, No, no, no, I don't. I could find out.
Speaker 1: I could find out, certainly the thing that, but I
don't want a golf club upside my head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I would have a bunch of people I'm
trying to think. I've never I don't think I've ever
heard of a fight breaking out a golf course. No,
not in my circle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well you shouldn't. You should shouldn't.
Speaker 1: And even in your situation, I mean, I get it
where it's frustrating and it's a little embarrassing. But I
would be like, hey, man, I'm sorry, you know, I'm.
Speaker 4: I can apologize. I wasn't a way, I wasn't doing
anything wrong, just being a dick. It's another thing you're
apologizing for when you're not in the wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, see, I.
Speaker 1: Don't really take any pride of that stuff. I figured whatever,
I honest to God, and I there are times where
it's not true. There may be certain people that it's
not true with, but for the most part, I'm honest
to God, and I mean, this could give two flying
fucks with somebody else thinks, so to even just say
sorry is just to pacify them. I could give a ship.
I don't care if you fucking wind up. You know,
somebody drives a golf ball and you lose a left
testicle because you're bent over. I have no fucking care
of one gets stuck right in your dirt fucking whistle.
I don't care your dirt whistle. You know what, I've
ever heard of that one.
Speaker 2: I'm just I was just thinking the thing.
Speaker 1: Was look at my dirt whistle. Yeah, sure, launcher was
going well. I just I just I'm just saying like,
for the most part, I really don't care, and I'm
not looking to start anything.
Speaker 2: I could give a ship. I got stuff to do.
Speaker 4: I got everything gets under my skin. But unfortunately I
think everything now.
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of things to do. I
think that people rub you the wrong way. Well, I
work with a lot of That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I think you do.
Speaker 1: I actually so for the for.
Speaker 4: The percentage of people that piss me, off, it's very
low with all the people that I see O bring
our attending waitering.
Speaker 2: I'll give you you know what we'll do. U.
Speaker 1: I saw this thing on uh it might have been BuzzFeed,
and it was all the stupid things that people in
the hospitality and retail industry have heard from customers. And
I'll read maybe just three of these two you and
you tell me if you've had any experiences similar to this, Okay,
all right, and then we'll close things out with what
I am calling Halloween punch up. Halloween punch up, Halloween
punch up. Okay, So this is where I will give
you a joke, and you've got to give me the punchline,
and I'll see how you better. Like I'll give you
a hint. Why don't ghost like rain on Halloween?
Speaker 4: Why don't ghost like adult?
Speaker 1: Why don't you can make you can make it as
adult as you want.
Speaker 4: Ghosts like rain and Halloween.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you think of a dug answer and we'll
see how it goes.
Speaker 4: Goes because it makes a sheet wet.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I like it like that girl.
Speaker 4: Hey last night, look at my brown whistlehole whatever?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: Dirt whistle dirt whistle.
Speaker 1: Sorry, the real answer is it dampage their spirits?
Speaker 4: Done?
Speaker 2: Wow, right back.
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Speaker 2: Do it this weekend. Trota the restaurant at the Armory.
Speaker 1: I got a funny story about that one.
Speaker 5: Now for you, just.
Speaker 1: Read because You're a bitch, I'll swallow rid you you
still make the lack of nobody should write this in
their divorce What just the lyrics to this song, like
the reason for divorce, all the lyrics for time for
Me to fly my money hated?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: I forget what it was? Basket raps or friendlies?
Speaker 4: Back in the day they had Oreo speed Wagon chocolate
they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he thought it was so cheesy. Yeah, and it
must have made a ship ton of money over the
years after. Yeah, because they toured non stop. Yeah they
were I remember.
Speaker 4: They're going since nineteen seventy seven.
Speaker 1: You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish,
it's the album and uh, your reconcilable differences, and I
don't know.
Speaker 2: What they would be.
Speaker 4: By late nineteen seventy they said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after more than fifty years.
Speaker 1: Dan formed in nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 4: The group originally included drummer and backing vocalist Adam Great
Sir Gratzer, guitarists and lead vocals Joe Matt Bassis and
backing vocals Mike Blair, keyboardist Neil Doherty Dody. Matt left
earlier in the year and then in the seventies to seventies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're older than me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, there's five years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Kevin and now they finally had enough.
Speaker 4: Uh we're playing the same fucking song all the time. Man,
I'm losing my mind.
Speaker 1: Kevin Cronin never I will tell you probably never wanted
to leave this man, but things, I guess there were
unexplained stressors leading to the difficult decision to call it.
Call it, We're done Ario Speedwagon, And I'm pretty sure
I don't want to disappoint anybody, but I think they
were scheduled to play the Grease fourth of July.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna open up with five minutes of Comedy.
Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five. Really, what are the five minutes gonna be?
Just standing there forward? That's giving up for Doug fouls.
Speaker 4: Ario Speedway and Greatest Hits full album. Let me know
if you know these, I don't want to lose you. Yeah,
you know they went off roll with the changes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that one.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna keep on loving you when you.
Speaker 1: Play no, take It on the run.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's take it up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep on loving you, taking on the run,
and uh and then this one time for me to fly?
Is it completely different? Yeah?
Speaker 4: So yes, So they had my dreams, don't let them go. Yeah,
I can't find this feeling longer.
Speaker 1: I remember wearing my Harrison pants. Are getting a bonner,
keep pushing time for me to fly one lonely night. Yeah,
back on the road again and real hard, riding the
storm out. I would say five of those roll the changes,
Keep on loving you? Is that taking on the run? Baby?
Is that it?
Speaker 4: Taking on the run? Is I thought it was his
own song? Or take It on the road, take it
on the run. I can't fight this feeling. Time for
me to fly and riding the storm out. That's six six.
Speaker 2: That's that's solid.
Speaker 1: Yes, for bands, think of the like we talked about
one hit Wonders, but how many bands that are in
the world that get that. I mean that's amazing.
Speaker 4: Really, I mean even the one hit Wonders still tour.
Now three other groups, I mean even Salt and Pepper,
and they had the shop.
Speaker 1: What a man? What a man? A good man?
Speaker 2: What amount of a good uh huh?
Speaker 4: I think two others, but now they got they go
with the who's the other one?
Speaker 1: Mc hammer? Am I supposed to not pick on you
and stuff? Because why I come in this is is
because it's supposed to be like you're gonna use the
card like people use the cancer No no, no, no,
yeah mc hammer, And uh I can't touch it.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 1: That fucking song he wrote that thing through commercials today.
Speaker 4: He was paying two hundred and fifty thousand dollars a
month for people touring with him a month. That's how
big his payroll. I mean, he thought he was a
new Michael Jackson. Yes, yeah, he was blowing out his
dirt whistle.
Speaker 1: He wasn't. In evident yeah, smud whistles, dirt whistle, swamp bottom.
Speaker 4: He was neviated a ditty party.
Speaker 1: No, then he tried to go wraps dirt button, dirt
buttons like that, like dirt whistle, mud whistle.
Speaker 2: I mixed them up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all right. I had a whole bunch of mine. Well,
I needed to say him on the radio, I need
the cleaner things.
Speaker 4: Cleaner things you can write again, huh who writes in?
Speaker 1: Does anybody? When I was on the radio, I needed
cleaner ways to get out.
Speaker 4: So the FCC stuff I got, Hey, doug Hey, every Wednesday,
it's the three special for six I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: All right, what's the you have? You told me you
have the top Halloween costumes for adults. I looked at him. Yeah, okay,
the top Halloween costumes for adults this year. Yeah, so
I gotta think somebody's probably going as the French pole
vaulter or whatever. Got nobody's doing that.
Speaker 4: I forgot about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, by anybody trying to recreate that shitty Beetle
Juice movie.
Speaker 2: That's it, you're kidding. That's the top one.
Speaker 1: That's the number one one.
Speaker 4: The Shrunken Head and Beetle Juice. One of the girls,
which I didn't understand. I think it's a daughter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but not only that. What's another here in that
movie sucked?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: The reason can't you can't can't go back, man, can't
duplicate that that was that was great. And you know what,
I watched Beetlejuice. It's been on so much that you
just you go to bed, you're watching it, you wake up.
It's a fucking thing. Still has like a Christmas story.
It's kind of like that. It's just I don't want
to say got or put it into perspective like that,
but you know people that enjoy things of that nature.
Same with the Nightmare before Christmas at all. I like
mister Boogie Woogie at the end. But getting back to
the the costumes. What's another big movie that came out
this year?
Speaker 1: Another big movie, blockbuster that came out this year. And
when you said blockbuster, blockbuster, a huge, huge movie, immediately
went to top gun.
Speaker 2: But that wasn't this year.
Speaker 4: That wasn't nobody's dressing up as a jet.
Speaker 1: So this year, jeez, you know what, I don't even know.
Go to the movies, you know it.
Speaker 4: Two main characters, two main characters, two main guy characters.
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to go start king, No, no, it's
not it Uh to wait, major movie, major Bad Boys two? No,
and they're on four by the way, is it four?
I don't even know Bad Boys three? Whatever it is,
I had to be something. No, did it do anything?
Was Will Smith's kind of come back? He'll be right
for this year? No, I have no idea. What is it?
Speaker 2: Deadpool?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Deadpool over?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what? That stuff doesn't even appeal to me.
And I I never got into any of the superhero movies.
I took my kids, my older boys when they were little.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: And then Jamison loved Deadpool when he was really little,
and I was always like so embarrassed because I it
was so like, the language is so bad stuff. But
he loved, loved. I wouldn't even take him to the
movie because it was so violent. Yeah, I didn't think
he I think he was like seven. Well, I think
it's so over the top that you got a Well,
it's cartoonish in a way. And I'm a fan of
Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, I think he's very funny. His delivery
is great, and I loved a bunch of the movies
he did over over the years.
Speaker 4: But he said some bombs too. But he said some
good yeah, like any.
Speaker 1: Career, Like what was the we just wait for your
mind your no, my highs are over, budd, This this
is it. I've scraped at bottom of the barrel.
Speaker 2: Now is this is the bomb?
Speaker 1: This is the bomb right here? What was What was
the movie where Ryan Reddel's plays like a fat guy
in high school and he leaves he becomes a big
record producer and he comes back home. Boy, I don't
I love that movie because it's so funny and it
shows him like when he was this fat fuck back
in the day, and you know, he's shoving abits ice
cream in his face and dripping it down on this crotch.
Speaker 4: Next to his mud whistle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the way. That was the way he
went a deadpool I could see liking Wolverine. Never got in.
I just never got into those And you're right, those
two motherfuckers were everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah they were.
Speaker 1: It was a good movie.
Speaker 4: It wasn't a great story The cameos what made that movie. Okay,
still need a good storyline.
Speaker 1: I guess that. I still think for DC.
Speaker 4: Besides the Dark Night Collection one, two three with a
Christian Bale, that Superman is still Christopher eve In nineteen eighty.
Speaker 1: I n teens. I thought it came correct me if
I'm wrong. I was seven years old, and I think
that I thought it came out in seventy nine, only
because I wanted to be Superman for Halloween.
Speaker 4: So my dad, yeah, my dad thought all the costs painted.
He painted all his rocks green and said tonight nineteen
seventy eight.
Speaker 1: So he was seventy eight, Okay, all right? That so yeah,
so I would have been seven years old. And he
bought long John's and dyed them blue so that way
they be warm. And then he caught out a felt
the Superman and made.
Speaker 2: The logo, put it on a cape.
Speaker 1: I fucking love that. I would go in my room
and I would turn into Superman even after Halloween. And
I remember once like I would drive my dad nuts,
and remember in the movies, I could quote the movies.
I thought they were the coolest thing I'd ever seen.
Speaker 2: I was seven.
Speaker 1: And there was a time where Christopherie Superman lands on
lowis Lean's patio, right, but good evening was Lane, Yeah,
and she says, would you like to have a drink?
Speaker 4: I don't drink and fly.
Speaker 1: I don't drink and fly that was the line. So
I go, all of a sudden, my follow go, hey, soup,
did you see Billy? Where did Billy go? Right?
Speaker 2: So he would play along.
Speaker 1: I was seven.
Speaker 2: He was playing along.
Speaker 4: Did he shave his head and be Lex Luthor?
Speaker 1: No, he sucks, So he keeps going.
Speaker 2: He goes, soup, would you like some orange juice?
Speaker 4: And I say, I don't drink and flight and.
Speaker 1: My father goes, goddamn it, fucking Jesus crist take the
goddamn cuts. No, I don't even That's all I remember.
Speaker 2: It is like he just lost his ship.
Speaker 1: Now it could be in his memory, it may be
completely different. All I know is I was seven and
I felt like I was like two inches high. I
sunk back to my room. I took off the stupid stop.
And he never liked superhero movies. Again, I don't know that.
I ever that was the only one I liked. And
then I, I mean, I took the boys to all
the Avenger stuff and the Iron.
Speaker 2: Man and the blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: I just could't give it. Two ships.
Speaker 2: As a kid, no baseball cards I played.
Speaker 1: So you into the World Series? Are you baseball watching? So?
Speaker 2: When I was a kid, or I watched.
Speaker 4: The playoffs kind of guy.
Speaker 1: I probably would be. I watched the playoffs. Now you
know football? Do you watch football resunday? Love it? Yeah? Yeah,
but I I and and some people get mad at
me because I grew up kind of My dad was
not into sports. His dad got very injured and so
they weren't allowed to play sports. My grandfather was supposed
to go to the Olympics the year Jesse Owens went.
He was a sprinter. He was at Madison Square Garden
and they were old cinder tracks and a reporter was
down and as they came flying up the track, he
tripped over the guy's knee. He fell, broke ribs that
punctured his lung and his gandfather wow, and his heart
muscle moved, it moved in his chest, the heart and
he was supposed to be the Olympics. He was supposed
to be the Olympics as a sprinter, and.
Speaker 4: He would have beat out Jesse.
Speaker 1: I don't know that he would have beaten them, but
he would have been on the same team a different events.
Speaker 4: But terrible, Yeah, asshole, reporter was that close?
Speaker 2: It was that close?
Speaker 1: Well, yes, terrible. He wouldn't talk about it. Everybody else
talked about it, but he just uh but he he
was short. He was five to nine really yeah fast.
Speaker 2: Well, usually spinners would load to the ground guys, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The bolts like sixty three a longer legs. Yeah, some
of these guys were shorter. I don't know. He well, also,
we're going back to the thirties when he was there.
So because of that, he didn't want.
Speaker 4: Like there was only white guys in the Olympics back then.
Speaker 2: Well other than Jesse, right, so uh blew.
Speaker 4: Everybody away, yeah right right, talking about Hitler swallowing his pride.
So they fucking won again.
Speaker 1: Fast. So then, So my father didn't play sports because
my grandfather was so worried.
Speaker 2: He swam. He allowed them to swim.
Speaker 1: Oh go drown, but don't run. My father was just
never got into it. My uncle played every think golf,
you know, but my dad never had any interest. So
all that stuff was sort of self discovery. My grandfather
was a fireman in New York City. He used to
write to the Yankees and get their schedules and bumper
stickers and give them to me to hand out at school.
So I would do that, and then he would take
me to games as a kid, So I went to games.
My dad would take me to Mets games and things.
He liked baseball a little bit but never really played.
And uh yeah, so there was not that great sports connection.
So when it came to the like I loved the
Yankees when I was a kid, I remember being out
in the bleachers and then the bullpen was right underneath,
and I saw Ron Gidriy warming up, and I'm screaming
his name, and I'm eight years old and I'm screaming, good, dreaming, finally,
what all I remember again? Take off that Superman cossume, idiot.
I don't drink a fly. No, I'll never forget, like
you have certain memories to just get seered into your brain,
you know, out under his skin so much. He just
turned around and screamed what because I kept going, Hey
gidri Hey Gidwy. What'd you say? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I choked. I didn't know what to fuck to say.
Speaker 1: It was eight. He was yelling at me.
Speaker 2: He's an adult man with a mustache.
Speaker 1: And who were you with my grandfather? Did he shut
the fuck ou?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: He was off. I don't know. He might have gone.
I don't know. I don't even I remember that. And
then I and like with my dad, and that's why
I wonder, like I can remember things and it sounds horrible,
but like my dad yelling at me, take off the supermo.
Speaker 2: I don't drink. And then I think, when we were moving,
he'll hate that. I told this.
Speaker 1: Uh, we were moving out of the apartment. I was three,
and I was excited. We were going to house. They
were building it here. Three years old. You remember this, yes,
Because I put my toys in the back of the truck,
right I had. I had this, I can picture it.
I had a horse that I rode on that had
yellow wheels, and I had it at the edge. I
put it up in the truck because I was excited
we were moving.
Speaker 4: And all of a sudden, when the truck takes off
and all your toys get destroyed.
Speaker 2: Close close.
Speaker 1: My father gets in there and goes, goddamn it, get
this goddamn and he kicks it and it went flying
on the want And I wonder, in my way if
the rest of my life, I was like, well, you
know what, fuck you getting you back and the fart
powder burned your health. No, I don't think so. I
think there's a psychological component here, and I'm just figuring
it out now.
Speaker 4: Okay, that fire thing is no joke. A few years ago,
friend of mine dude fell into he was drunk. He
fell into his fire and he came to the bar,
was working at his legs and it seemed like you
could pop them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the fluid he had.
Speaker 4: I'm like, are you supposed to be drinking or out
or anything? And he's like, well, I can go out,
and I got to rewrap my But he drinks.
Speaker 1: So much that I just tonight made jamison rice and
burn put it in the bowl, took it out, put
it in the bowl, and the bowl was so hot
when I put it. When I put it on the table,
I got a blister. That's through something. Imagine flame that
you fall into. That's what I'm saying. That's insane. Yeah,
it's insane. Insane, Doug, believe it with this? What does
a witch use?
Speaker 4: Tell them what we're doing? First?
Speaker 2: The punch up?
Speaker 1: Punch up.
Speaker 4: So Bill's gonna tell the beginning of a joke, and
I've got to figure out the ending.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Speaker 4: Why did vegetarian gotta be something with me. He didn't
want to suck anybody's meat.
Speaker 2: I like that better because steak was too high.
Speaker 4: The steaks were too high.
Speaker 1: How did vampires start their letters?
Speaker 4: Start their letters like letters like dear yeah, dear, dear victim.
Tomb to oh, tomb tomb. It may concern you're terrible?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know how you get a witch pregnant?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fuck her? Not in your mudhole though, or mud whistle?
You put that on your dating profile. I do that.
I'll leave it a week. What stop you will? You'll
put it on a dating profile? What apple do you want?
Speaker 4: I'm not I think Uh? Facebook has a dating Are
you going to go back? I really haven't thought about it. Wow,
this is the last thing I might.
Speaker 1: Yeah on your mind? Really? I can't imagine why? What happened?
Speaker 2: What's going on in your life?
Speaker 1: Buddy? What's your next?
Speaker 4: Terrible Halloween? I'll give you one last Why couldn't Dracula
fuck the witch?
Speaker 1: Why couldn't wait? Hang on that? Hang on? Hang on?
Why couldn't Dracula hang the witch? Uh?
Speaker 2: Because because she had a brooms.
Speaker 4: But I don't know, because he had a halloweeny.
Speaker 3: You like.
Speaker 1: Broom upper mud whistle I killed in the third grade. Uh,
are right? What does a witch used to keep her
hair up? I don't know. Scars.
Speaker 4: There's something about who's your favorite? Ways the one that
can write a broom without her hands?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she's tight.
Speaker 2: Down there, wows something. She's a keeler.
Speaker 1: All right? What are the plans for Halloween? Anything fun?
Speaker 4: I think I'm just gonna lay low. Yeah, yeah, I
don't like driving at night. I have driven. I drove
uber a few years ago, and it's oh on Halloween, Halloween,
kids out late. They're all dressed to play.
Speaker 1: Not a lot, but enough that one terrible.
Speaker 4: So no, I'm just gonna hang out and uh probably
watch Young Frankenstein.
Speaker 1: All right, good, Yeah, that'd be very good.
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm doing hanging out. Candy I
have in the past.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have a sign saying show me your mud
whistle and you get a free Reese's cup. All you
moms out.
Speaker 1: There, yeah, I want to see your mom's mud whistle.
It's terrible, doug It's awful for Dougie Phelps, who's bringing it.
Despite all the things happening in this world, I'm Bill Moran.
Speaker 5: Will see you tomorrow, California, Baby, things are gotten worth.
Speaker 1: It is a land up opportunity for me is just
a curse of tell that judge and make us feel
I don't have to win, don't need looking caddle, Tennessee.
Please sit somewhere in the battle