Speaker 1: And we are back. Baby, you see me, you see Philip,
this is Bravo. We're black and we came here for love.
Ah won't you letter read jew? I do not know
that Mariah Carey f song that they did the sixteen
count two at the beginning, but it was very cute
and Arianna definitely got her one two one two in.
I think that that is what we should start on
with love alan us A Season eight. Okay, it made
a splash. How did we like? The music video?
Speaker 2: Opening number was giving if you told chat gpt to
make up? So if you like gave it all the
past few songs and said, hey, can you take all
those combine them into one, just take it, smash it together.
And you know what, I didn't hate it opening number.
I thought to myself in the beginning. I was like,
the girls are pretty good, and I was like, what
if some of the cast can't dance? And then they
panned over to the boys and I was like.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's what we do.
Speaker 2: Okay, so then we don't have the other half that
we just water it down. I will say this was
the most watered down opening we've had as far as
actual choreography difficulty, but like I enjoyed. I literally wrote
in the notes, why am I smiling ear to ear?
I don't know why, but it makes me happy every
year that I'm like, you know what, Okay.
Speaker 1: I feel like Love Island is always the start of summer,
like and it's it's just it doesn't matter that we
aren't on the show. It doesn't matter where you live,
it doesn't matter that these people are eventually going to
be people that we probably hate. Like it's just starting.
Summer is just beginning, beginning anew and we obviously left
some heavy stuff and actually like amazing work. I think
that the Summerhouse ringing in part two was even better
than part one, which Part one was pretty damn good,
but it was just such a shift in tone. And
I think that also in the back of my mind,
knowing that Sierra will also be a part of this
show just made it that much better. So it's like, Okay,
I'm so ready to go and have my escapism. I'm
so ready to go and see these people just like
unhealthily stick each other's tongues down each other's throat. I'm
so ready to go. Obviously, some people have been and
be canceled on this show, like, I'm so ready to
just turn my brain off. Watch these young, hot, sexy
singles in the Villain. Watch Ariyana Serve. When I'd say
I got okay.
Speaker 2: I have questions, comments and concerns on dress number one,
but we'll circle back around. But yes, I think I
can say on behalf of all of us. All of
us need a vacation, and sodis Sarah Miller and I
love the fact that we all get to go on
vacation together. We're like, you know what, Yes, We're all
gonna put on our sunglasses, pack our things, head to
the villa. Our girls here is coming with us, and
that's great. Before we go into okay, opening numbers done,
let's rewind even further of the promo photos that dropped
for the cast.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they had the man that.
Speaker 2: Takes passport pictures that Walgreens do these photos, But what happened?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Who were the people we saw versus the people we
saw this evening because I need answers because that was
not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the freaking photos were like the worst that they
can ever take of you. And that's why people were like, oh,
this cast is kind of busted.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, wait, y'all a little struggling, a
little drivers portfolios.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but to be fair, if y'all were with me,
which y'all should have been with me, Me, Aaron and Kendrick,
we went everyone's Instagram and we saw that we were
dealing with Love Island, USA hot people. But seeing them
in motion, like you bring up, is a great point.
Seeing them in motion, It's like, yeah, yeah, Love Island, baby,
Love Island. Beautiful face structures, I mean, long, beautiful legs,
gorgeous hair, glowing skin, makeup done like eyebrows, tweaked, fleeked
to the point like it is just beautiful hot people
in Fiji with this amazing villa, and I'm just so
ready to go so for you after watching the whole episode,
got it. Don't care what you're basing this off of
Top Girl, Top Boy.
Speaker 2: My top girl has to be Patrice. I think that
she has a great sense of the world and herself.
I don't think there's anything more annoying than an islander
that like doesn't know where they're at, and we're like,
do you know what show you on?
Speaker 3: Do you know what you're doing? And like I love
everything she said.
Speaker 2: I think that I think we can all admit number
one as a person of color, and then number two
in for her specifically being a part of another marginalized
group as well. It brings you down to reality quickly,
and I feel like she has a really good sense
of the world. And even if what happened tonight I
don't agree with for her, but I do love the
fact that she stood ten toes down on her decision,
and the show can use a lot more of that.
I feel like it's been a lot of passive women
that have just kind of let the experience happen. And
I love the fact that she jumped wro right and
was like, I'm not failing him. I wouldn't date him normally,
even though the rest of us are like, well you should,
but okay, sure, I guess not.
Speaker 3: And also, she was the only girl that had her
hair under her control. I don't know the humidity that's
happening out there, but the girls were frizen frizen tonight.
I hope they get it under control and.
Speaker 1: Then product placements, they definitely got to get it out
of control.
Speaker 2: We did immediately, and my guy, I want to say,
sincere I didn't think so. I thought initially I was
gonna hate him, but I think something about him this
is gonna sound absolutely absurd.
Speaker 3: He's very sincere.
Speaker 2: The things that he says are not over the top,
but they seem very straightforward to the point. And I'm like,
you know what, with a name like that, I would
be sincere as hell too. So those are my top two,
even though even though they don't belong with each other,
I love watching them individually.
Speaker 1: Sincerely sincere baby, and that's how he signed his emails
and his mail like it's so good. Yeah, those are.
That's a that's a solid top boy in top girl
choice for me. I think I'm gonna go with Oh,
I haven't even thought about it. I just had that
question ready for you. I was just like, okay, I
think top guy for me, just because I like his
personality is literally casey. I think that he makes a
lot of weird faces. I think that he is wearing
his heart on his sleeve. I was actually shocked that
no one wanted him, like knocked all that shit over.
Speaker 2: No, not even a little shocked. I didn't want to be.
There're zero percent shocked. I cannot trust that man's eyebrows.
I'm done?
Speaker 1: Why okay, what? Why do you feel that his eyebrows
are untrustable or him.
Speaker 2: As we had the eyebrows of not Ernie Bert. If
you could pull this up, it's Bert.
Speaker 3: If y'all go look at a photo of Bert, he
has the Burt's happening and I can't do it. And
so for me, I was like, you know what, No,
I don't want it.
Speaker 2: But I will also say that the reason that I
don't think anyone chose him initially is because he did
come off very guarded and too cool for the room,
and that doesn't work on love isolan. It simply does not,
because it's because you have such limited time there and
it's such a small group. Imagine going to a dinner
party of six and acting.
Speaker 3: Too cool for school. That doesn't work there. Like you're
in a small group, so you have to just open
up and let it go. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know. For me, I really liked him. I
liked that. Maybe it's because I liked that they kind
of embarrassed the fuck out of him and it kind
of like made him wake it up, like no one
was behind your door. You're gonna have to actually, like
show your personality, and you are probably used to not
chasing girls. And guess what, we're on theve isolin where
everyone's hot. Baby, you got a career going on, so
you're gonna have to bring it.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Once once watching a man be humbled on televion, like
you like love it really get off.
Speaker 1: I don't know what evil cackle like, I was like,
I don't know. I like the way he got embarrassed.
And then the girl I'm gonna have to go with
be a a B.
Speaker 3: Right, as long as it's not Kenzie, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: Kinsey and that if Renee Wrap was like she turned
into how she looked, I think that's who.
Speaker 3: Kinsey would be, Kenzy, Kenzie said, And I wrote it
in my notes. I wrote it down word for word.
I'm emotional at the night because it's my moon sign,
like at night, what that's not how it works?
Speaker 2: And that poor girl, like, that's not how it works, baby,
that's not it Like it was giving.
Speaker 3: It was giving.
Speaker 2: Karen from mean Girls where you're like, oh no, she
doesn't get it, she doesn't know what's happening here, but
also she looks like what's gonna happen in few years
when all the toddlers and Tierra's girls get older and
you're like, oh no, she she never fully developed, Like
you could put a tear on her a tuto and
be like, why don't you twirl a b ton or something.
Speaker 3: It's not good. It is not good.
Speaker 1: I don't know. For some reason, she just made me
laugh so hard unfortunately, like it was. It was just
so funny for me because and we'll get into it,
but it was. It felt like when Zach told her
that he didn't like blondes usually he used to he
usually goes for dark features. Mind you this, I'm assuming
that he's talking about, you know, dark eyebrows, dark hair,
like that's their version of dark features. Brunettes. Okay, maybe
even in Honey All Burn he said that he didn't
go for blondes. He's never dated a blonde. And she
took that personally. And not only does she take that personally,
it felt like she was like, is this what racism
feels like? Because she brought that up so many times.
She was like, and he's never dated blonde and he
told me that he usually doesn't go for blondes, and
he also is not feeling like he's feeling me or whatever.
It is insane, and I was just like, Wow, another
person who got humbled, but this she.
Speaker 2: Got humbled quick. And I just think God bless him
because he tried. I think we can all see that
he tried to do this in the most polite way
possible of like not saying of being like, you're not
my normal, average type. That doesn't mean that it's a
right or wrong type. It's just not what I've typically
gone for. But I'm happy to like get to know
you and do this experience with you. But I'm gonna
also put a pillow between us. And she's like we
should cuddle, and he's like we should not, and like
she's just not picking up on the small nuances that
I'm like, he's trying. He's trying to give you small
hints and clues that this is not it. He is
not the one you were, not the one or the two,
maybe not even the three, and yet she's not picking
up on it.
Speaker 3: And so it does.
Speaker 2: Also, I feel like we learned, mostly in episode one
more than any other episode, how these people are greeted
in the real world, because she was offended, like you
literally ran over her dog and I was like, you've
never been rejected before by anyone.
Speaker 3: That seems very hard.
Speaker 1: And that's the crazy part about it, is like she
took that shit too hard, like and it was also
it was almost like like, oh, but you are a
white man, so you should automatically love I have it
all for you. I'm white, i'm skinny, I have blonde hair,
colored eyes. What more do you want from me? And
he's like, you know what, I actually don't really date blonde.
You're not usually my on a type. And I think
that we should start to, you know, getting to know
people in general. It doesn't mean I'm closed off to
you that I will never date blondes, that I'm never
going to be interested in on a blonde, but it's
like it's the first day. I don't want to get
too close. We don't know what's coming at us. Also,
I saw how my brother acted, so i'm him times too,
And it was just so funny to me because I
feel like that's how a lot like an Amanda would operate,
Like she would be like, why wouldn't you be attracted
to me?
Speaker 2: I mean also because you can't strink together a full sentence,
So there's that there's a lot she it's I think
that this is humbling so that a lot of early
twenty somethings can get a real sense of their place
in the world. I'm like, guys, no one like you know,
those people that haven't been told no enough. And I'm like, oh, yeah,
this is not you. You've never been told no. This
is the reason why. And we're seeing at episode one
where they're like, I don't understand. I opened the door
and only one person was there instead of all four.
Speaker 3: I'm like, what.
Speaker 1: It's like where you are and you might be the
hottest person in wherever the fuck you're from, in Georgia, Kinsey,
but look at where we are. We're on Love Island,
and on top of that, you might be you know,
blonde hair, blue eyes and all that. We got bombshells
coming and shit. So it's it's like you you're gonna
get a taste of the real world in this house.
Speaker 2: But you know, I can use adjectives and verbs and
multi like no, no, I'm not doing this with her.
Speaker 1: So well, Anaya and Kinsey they're both from Georgia. That's
how they kind of just like link up. Melanie. I
like Melanie a lot more than I liked her in
her intro video. I totally agree about the girl's girl thing,
as we you know, that has just been a buzzword
and I've been saying I've been saying literally for the
longest time. Is like, I'm so sick of people saying
that she is not a girl's girl or a girl's girl.
Girl girl. At the end of the fucking day, Like,
if you are a girl's girl, the way we do
that is showing that, not just saying that, and not
just also you know, deciding what a girl's girl is
based on what's happening in the moment and what you
deem to be true or not, because at the end
of the day, we are also on love Island and
you absolutely cannot be a girl's girl and also play
the game.
Speaker 3: Agree. Agree completely.
Speaker 2: I've never heard the term girl's girl used in a
positive way, and like that's why the term for me
doesn't mean anything, because the only time we use it
is when we tell someone that they are not a
girl's girl. No one ever says, you know what, while
I am really impressed by how much of a girl's
girl you are, it's just like, you know what I
heard a roop. I see how you move and you're
not a girl's girl, and I go, oh, so we're
just gonna use it as like when it does not apply.
Speaker 3: I got it right, right right.
Speaker 1: So then we have an Naya and Kinsey and I
think it was Melanie and they they're like, we're delusional,
like the delusional dolls basically, and I'm like, m interesting.
I also like, it's it's time to pick and it's
time to couple up. Obviously they do all this good kissing,
they get down to it Ari Honor. It's just like
we are so back and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, one case of strep throat could take this whole
island down. I don't understand. I can't. It's too much
for reprefer of one.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I get it, I know, but the idea
of like if you open the door now you have
to make out with everybody, I'm like, uh, all right.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I feel like that's what that's that's
what that's what makes it summer too. It's like we
throw away, well not in real life, but on here,
we just throw away any sense of.
Speaker 3: I'm in real life and I opened the door. The
next door I open I'm making out with somebody like
I'm guess right tonight.
Speaker 1: Period. But when Casey opened the door and no one
was there, he was so confident that someone was gonna
be there, I would have knocked all that shit over. Okay,
Mariana is there, looking better than a kindergartener, and she's
just like, well, no one's there. You gotta go sit
down in the back. Meanwhile, sincere who we weren't sure
it could go either way for him, he had two
people to choose from. It was a Naya and also Melanie.
I automatically knew that he was going to choose Melody
because that is just the way that it goes. And yeah,
I mean they did a great job including all shades
and colors, this at least this this first ten people.
But I feel like, you know, life is going to
play out the way it is, and I'll just leave
it at that.
Speaker 3: Because we don't have that's a much larger, deeper, darker
that we don't have to.
Speaker 1: Have fun, and so it should be fun getting.
Speaker 3: Fun, being a fun. Can we get into Ariana and
Dress number one?
Speaker 2: Because I love the dress and I hated the hair,
hated the Okay, wait, actually that's a lie.
Speaker 3: I love the hair, I love the dress.
Speaker 2: I didn't love them together, if that makes sense, because
I was like, if you're gonna give us an over
the shoulder, the hair can't be so dark and go
right into the dress. Like it just looked like it
was one thing, and I just wanted it either like
pulled back it out like I like wanted anything. I
wanted to highlight the dress. For me, I would have
done like a high updo or like something to get
it out of there so you can really everything.
Speaker 1: Since I understand what you're saying, but I don't know.
It's just something about her that that not that brunette
just looks so fucking good on her. The dress, the
way it's shaped on her, though, you can tell that
she's been out there tanning, she's been working out, and
and yeah, I think that an updue would have done
better in in general, Yeah, for sure, I can definitely
see that. I think that Beatrice, like when she says
her name bea cheese, like it sounds so sexy.
Speaker 3: It all summer.
Speaker 1: It's a summeryah bad t.
Speaker 3: And it's gonna be all the guys all summer.
Speaker 2: Going be it be it be Beatrice b and I'm like, okay,
you know what, Okay, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I also noted the way that Bryce says Hawaii. He
tries to make it sound like he's Hawaiian, like, boy,
you are not the rock. He's like, I was born
in Hawaii. And I'm like, please, Bryce, You're born in Hawaii,
but then you were raised where somewhere else for like
ten years? Okay?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 2: That man is if a Honda Civic was a person,
if Times New Roman size twelve was a person. And
here's my thing with this in being all like where
I've been in reality TV. I know you're going through
seven eight rounds of zoom interviews and shit like that.
So my initial question is always why was this person cast?
And I could always kind of see the glimmers in
everyone that I was like, Oh, I see they brought
you on for this, Oh because of your job. That's
super interesting. Oh why is this man here? Like I'm
just like you, you are, Like, he's not popping like
he should.
Speaker 1: He might not be popping in like the personality way
or the fun way, but I think that he is
a tall, traditionally good looking white man, and that is
good enough.
Speaker 3: You know, I'll take it. I'll accept it.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, you know, Sean, what I noticed was hilarious and
I threaded this shout out to Threads, shout out for
coming through on Threads. We did a great live chat
on Threads for Summer House and we will be back
next week for the conclusion. But we also had a
line going for Love Island, USA. I cackled when they
called Sean a fed like to his face. That shit
was so funny to me, especially knowing that the mayor
of his town just came out and was just like saying,
how I can't believe in this day and age that
you would rather go on Love Island than be a
cough like.
Speaker 3: In this day and especially right now is the best time. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then his sister, I believe, was in the comments
saying like this could have been a time where you
could highlight the community and talk about someone of color
from the community who is a police officer and bring
people together, but instead you are on the internet yapping
about how you are pissed off that you need this cop.
So I put in my notes someone's committing a robbery
right now, and the mayor is like, this is Sean's fault.
Speaker 2: Someone is holding up a seven eleven and Sean is
not there. Literally get his ship covered, Like, what is happened?
Speaker 3: What's happening here? They're like the entire department is going down.
I'm like, call us up, like I don't know, get
it together.
Speaker 1: Please, Like I also, he's a father, like let him
have Okay, this is what I did not love.
Speaker 3: My only negative note about Sean.
Speaker 1: Was that he's a father me too.
Speaker 3: No, how craised it.
Speaker 1: I just showed.
Speaker 3: So you're like, yep, one more kids, flip table. No,
I just mean that. Like he said, I ended up
moving back to Pennsylvania. He'sazon, is that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something somewhere?
Speaker 2: He ended up moving back there, he said, because I
got a girl pregnant and she lived there and he
wanted to be there to raise his son. I was like, okay,
here's the thing. It's not going to change the action,
but the correct phrasing of that was my ex girlfriend
was pregnant and I wanted to make sure that I
was a present father. So the moment you start with
but I got a girl pregnant, I'm like, ick, nope, bye,
I'm out. I was like, there are much better ways
to talk about your child. That you probably love with
your whole heart. But like that's not a great intro
because you could even see the physical reaction to all
the girls who are like whoa and he was and
he was like, well to be with him and make sure.
Speaker 3: That I could raise him. And they were like, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like the way you started that sentence, you
can cover I got a girl pregnant, Like okay, that's
kind of something that you say to your family and secret,
not on national TV.
Speaker 3: That we have to learn that, especially on this day.
We have to learn that.
Speaker 1: And it's too late now because it's already aired. I
would grow up and be like, well, what the fuck?
I know you didn't want me, but you didn't have
to say it like that, Like damn, don't be fucking
if you don't want to get someone pregnant, like A
plus B equals say, like it's odd. They go through
the different challenges where I mean, we just get get
to the main one was Cowboy Missionary or Doggie and
I'm just like, y'all are really getting.
Speaker 2: To it, yeah, immediately immediately, and Beatrice is freaky like
she's just.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I like this, I like that, Like get smack.
I like this, and I'm just like, oh my god,
Like it made me blush a little bit, and I'm like,
I just finished watching a season of Euphoria. Why is
this making me like clutch my pearls? And it's because
it's it's just been so long, like it's been a
year since Love Island has been on, and I've been
in a summerhow state of mind where it's like I
don't want touch men, I hate men. And it's just
fun to see them talking about obviously these these things
and what they prefer and how the game played and
how they matched up with people. But you know, they're
doing the kissing challenge, and I realized that Trinity did
like Bryce during the kissing Challenge, the way that she
was talking about him. She's like, oh, he's such a
good kisser. And I thought I thought that, you know,
Bea was going to stick with her decision to date
Sean because of the kissing challenge also, but like it
just got flipped later on. But anyways, so Sincere and Melanie, like,
I'm thinking back to the different conversation, Yes, I feel
like their conversation even though it was both about them
liking the same sports team and being East Coasters, I
feel as though, although they are two beautiful people, there's
nothing there between them.
Speaker 3: Oh. I think I think that they are going to
They strike me as one that is going to be
super strong for like eighty percent of it and then
crash out that final twenty. Like, I think they're going
to stay together for.
Speaker 1: A bit all the way and then we are in
in for it. Yes, okay, okay, okay. Who do you
think is going to show their us the most at Kasa.
Speaker 3: Ooh probably, oh definitely he threes.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm just gonna say her no matter what, yep,
because she's right into anything. I think when you're a
professional athlete, you have that like hunger that like for us,
he kind of towards all things in life. And I
think we saw her just jump right in there and
I was like, oh, okay, coogle cool, great, he's a okay.
Speaker 1: So, originally the couples were Trinity and Bryce, Beatrice and Sean,
Ksey and Anaya, Sincere and mel and Zach and Kinzie.
We get to the latter part of the episode and
they're like, we've only been here a day, but it
feels like so much longer, and we have the opportunity. Basically,
if you are happy in your couple, you step on
the green dot. If you want to explore, you step
on the red dot. But not only are you able
to explore, we get two brand new bombshells, and actually
not brand new because Gabriel was announced, but then it
was said that he was pulled out. But then it
was said that he was going to be a bombshell.
But I didn't know the bombshell was going to be
that soon. I don't know what they were doing with Gabriel.
Speaker 2: They pulled them out because I needed an even number
for coupling. So that's why, like his rumor dropped after yeah,
after the other sauna. Yeah yeah, the.
Speaker 3: Sauna of it all, so when I hm, that is
a whole nother situation. Anyway, the basona of it all.
Once she got pulled, he got moved from main cast
to bombshell. I don't think there was initially supposed to
be homshells this, but I think because they kind of
screwed him over, they were like, okay, well Sanja in now,
and boy did.
Speaker 2: They send in a beautiful woman to come in with him.
So I don't mind it.
Speaker 1: Gabriel and Cada. Cada is a bad bitch okay with her?
Oh oh exactly. She should have been there from the
get go. Yep, but I think she would have like
outmugged them. Even in the photos it was like, Okay,
you guys have Kida and Trinity, but the rest of
the cast is like anyways. So this is another like
shocker to miss Kinsey. Zach decides to step on the
red dot and she is on the other side of
the wall saying it's him, and they're trying to convince
her no, he's not getting kissed her right now. He
didn't step on the red dot. He's on the green
dot because she ended up stepping on the green dot
after consulting with her homegirls and also convincing herself that
he does in fact like her, and he is just
slobbing Kada down. Tongues are in throats and Kada also,
which I think I love Trinity for this. I love
Bea and Trinity because I didn't see this with Trinity either,
even though Bryce did bring up that there is an
quote unquote age difference between them. Gabriel kisses Trinity in Bea.
Bea leaves Sean and we are just like all in shock,
except I would say the only one who's not in shock,
I feel like would probably be the entire cast who
has been watching Kinsey.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that really it just what I will say
this cast has learned versus last year and probably even
the year before. The idea of you knowing it's not
gonna work, it's not gonna work, and so there have
been a lot of couples that have stayed together for
far too long on the show, even though in their
heart of hearts they knew that. They were like, well,
we're gonna stay together this week as friends, and we're
all like, no, that's not how the game works. And
so in turn, I do appreciate the fact that even
if we don't agree with them, they were like I
don't feel it, I'm getting out of here. Or the
idea of would you date this person at home? If
the answer is no, then you were just feeling the
adrenaline from the island. You're not falling in love with hit,
So that makes perfect sense that you're like, you know
what I want out on this, And what I don't
love is that Kenzie's girls are delusional or good liars
either way. But the thing is to be a good friend.
Sometimes you have to be straight up with your friend
and be like, he's definitely not feeling if he's already
told you that you need to get out before you
get God. And they let their girl get God.
Speaker 1: And the thing about that I love about Bea and
Trinity is that they didn't have to hear it from
their men that they weren't interested, even though Sean was interested,
like he absolutely was. Bryce just had a thing about
the age. They didn't have to hear that they were
ready to they're ready to go RTG.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: The biggest like criminal. Okay, I don't think the age
difference is that big. But I will also say, in
the real world, what let's say a twenty two year
old is doing on a weekend versus a thirty year old. Agree, Okay,
that's fine. If you're like, do we want to go
out and party? Those are two very different types of
parties that end at two very different times, and that's fair. Okay, cool,
I get it, But I mean, I guess I also
get the idea that, like, you don't want your partner
to have kids that have something to do with them,
but you're like, in the real world. I've said no
for way less, so I don't hate it. I think
the real criminal here is whoever gave Casey that shape up.
That barber needs to go to jail immediately, because what
what are we doing? That man is on national television
with that get out of here.
Speaker 1: No, And it's like you have your at home barber,
like you should have went immediately before you flew the.
Speaker 2: Fiji literally and I know that they were in like
hiding for like a week, but like you need to
figure out how. You need to know how to do
that on your own, because if I barber, no, ma'am no,
ma'am no, Pam no, Sam, you better figure that out
because you're not going on TV looking like that.
Speaker 1: I thought Casey was huge. I don't know there's a
charm about him. I guess again, it was just like
me seeing him get humbled.
Speaker 3: He got way better day two than he was day one.
Speaker 2: But I will also say, as a cast, as an ethnic,
curly headed cast, the hair care for Overnight, the overnight
hair care on point on point episode one, everyone said,
let me get on my good hair.
Speaker 3: The bonnet what okay?
Speaker 1: It was a bonnet fest there.
Speaker 3: We're not ruining these curls not this season.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, baby, I just got this installed. Okay. The bands,
the lace bands and everything. I love that. The guys
also like just don't seem like other thane Sean's very
red flag of the way he phrased how he had
his baby. They don't seem too too bad. Like everyone
made breakfast or at least attempted to make some breakfast
for there ladies. Like everything is going good. It was
just like a fun long episode, very long, very girthy,
very fun. Ariana serid multiple looks. Just one I loved.
I just loved it, even with the hair down. But
I do agree it should have been up, you know.
Look two was another one that it just you can
just tell. Ariana looked better than the kindergartener. And she
also went to the School of Maajama. And when you
go to the School of Maajama of Love Island, UK,
you learn a few things. Mind you, Ariana is forty
years old. Like it's not, you know, old by any
sense of the word, but in the context of the
Love Island universe, she looks like a Love Islander, Like
you know, she looks like a contestant, like I would
be trying to go after her and also for a
white woman. It just goes to show. Do you know
what Tom Sandoval did today? He encouraged people and you
got and this is why you guys gotta stop fucking
liking people who already shows you who they are just
because they go and they have a redemption arc on
a Traders or a House of Villains. He encouraged him
and his bird headed ass girlfriend encourage people to vote
for Spencer Pratt in LA. Meanwhile, Arianna is hosting Love
Island USA, and that.
Speaker 3: Just says low motion walk that could wake somebody from
the dead. I was like, you know what, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: It was given the one step at a time heals
the listen.
Speaker 3: All I do was here three of those heels name
that too, and I'm like Jordan's box one step at
a time, got it exactly, got them all the millennials,
I'm like, yep, got them exactly.
Speaker 1: So tell me this while we're wrapping this up. Are
you all in on this season? Just you know, from
from what we've seen so far, do you feel like
you're all in on this season?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think that, Like it's you go through a phase
where when you're like a couple years older than the Islanders,
You're like, this is stupid.
Speaker 3: What are they saying? What are they doing? I can't
believe that they're doing this.
Speaker 2: And then you get to an age where you're more
than a few years older, like ten years older, and
you're like, oh, this is entertainment.
Speaker 3: You're like this is sports, like you're in it.
Speaker 2: So like for me, I'm just right now at the
point where I'm like, I would never do this, but
I'm glad that they are doing this.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool, great.
Speaker 1: So you're in and are you in to the point
where I'm you guys if you guys don't know, and
I'm sure that if you're listening to this, you do know.
Do you vote?
Speaker 3: I do not vote. I have never done loaded the app.
Speaker 2: I've never downloaded the app, but I have watched every
US has in those so like.
Speaker 3: I do like I have done the work. I just like,
haven't like done the work.
Speaker 1: You haven't done the work because we could so many
things could have been different if you had been voting, And.
Speaker 3: That is really so many things.
Speaker 1: That is really the message of this episode is to
exercise your right to vote. Not for Spencer Pratt but
the people in the Love Island in US a house
in Fiji.
Speaker 3: Okay, a rehearsal for the next election. We're gonna need you.
We're gonna use this as a rehearsal.
Speaker 1: Okay, absolutely, well, I appreciate you coming to chat it
up with me. Is there anything in your notes that
you didn't get to a dress or that you know
you get them all? All right, Well, thank you so
much for coming. You guys, definitely follow Philip. He will
be back probably for a Black after Son. That's the
Love Island after show that I host with Raven, and
it's just gonna be such a fun time. We'll have
our sunglasses, we'll have probably a drink, and we'll have
a good time. And thank you guys for listening. Love y'all,
Love you, bye bye,