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v at nature. I'm trying to think where I'm gonna say. Okay,

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I'm gonna try. Here we are he was a comedical

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podcast episode five forty five. I'm brando him. Here's Ryan.

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We're gona continue York of Evolution by talking about some

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broccoli boys now in our team. Fu you had to

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do it?

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Speaker 2: Hit our Dean song in two breaths.

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Speaker 1: Yes, in five hundred and forty five episodes. Yes, I

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literally ran out of breath and that's never happened.

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Speaker 2: That's never happened.

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Speaker 1: No, LB.

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Speaker 2: How does his mic sound?

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Speaker 1: Do I sound like I'm talking all normal?

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Speaker 2: Sounds great?

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Speaker 1: I love sounding great. That's super fun because you know

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what I get to say when I sound great? What

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is it I get to say? Hey, Ryan, we're back

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for yet another whirlwind adventure.

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Speaker 2: How you doing all good?

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Speaker 1: What is going down? Is going down? We're back to

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talk about another quasi exciting color pairing in the Arc

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of Evolution. As we look back on Magic's past and

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compare it to the future. We've had even more good

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feedback about it recently, which is really cool. People an't

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even encouraging us if we really want to see Universes Beyond,

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oh no, to go into the three.

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Speaker 2: Color oh no.

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Speaker 1: And we know what that would allow us to do

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is not talk about fucking new sets. Ooh, fine with that.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say, drag this out as

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long as possible so we don't have to come up

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Speaker 1: No, I mean, people seem to be liking this. And

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to be fair, they did use an example of one

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of the three color pairs just to show how much

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Universes Beyond showed up. You know how many there were?

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Speaker 2: How many?

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Speaker 1: Six? Oh, that would be a world record. That would

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be the don't tell me which color combo. I'm gonna forget, No,

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Speaker 2: Was that at the Coachman Licensed beverg.

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Speaker 1: Room and Casino.

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Speaker 2: Yes, very cool. Were you hanging out with some of

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our illustrious patrons. I certainly was at the Coachman Licensed

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nickname another band and invite to the CEO experience, which

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Speaker 1: Like when I was in Vancouver, I gave some to people.

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Speaker 1: Get the white stuff. Oh my god, you get you

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get the other white stuff? Yeah, the stuff that you

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used to fill bike tires to stop punctures. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Which should be Is tapioca a flavor or is it

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Speaker 2: Tapioca is a texture?

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all spiders are different. I saw a spider egg clutch

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Speaker 2: I've got one. Okay, I got one. This is gonna

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Speaker 1: Okay, we have got.

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Speaker 2: On the table in front of us a Scotch ale

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from our good friends at Pile of Bones, Brinko the Truth.

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Speaker 1: I've got one too, right here, it is correct. This

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Speaker 1: It's like drinking cereal.

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fucking Motherland.

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Speaker 1: Holy sho, are those just cans or are they full? Yes?

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Speaker 2: I went to the Motherland a Fusion Gaming. I was

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gonna say, but pile of Bones in reaginea hole, Saskatchewan,

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Speaker 1: He didn't give you, like a whole fulast tour or nothing.

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a time sensitive thing. Yeah, so next week when I'm

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ship can of guy give him a huge severance. That's

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Speaker 1: Oh can I go?

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Speaker 2: You want some severans?

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Speaker 1: Yes, well, yeah I do.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna might have her, might have some lunch with

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the Keel, might meet Peep be the d D man.

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Speaker 1: Those guys are awesome. I want to go to Vagina.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but yeah, but then you gotta go to Vagina.

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Speaker 1: Well, but I get to hang out with Keel and Peep,

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Pete and Keel. I suppose I got a guy at work.

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I keep wanting to call Pete and Keel because his

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that's not a name Pete and Keel, No, that's color.

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I know. I know, I know, fucking stupid.

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Speaker 2: His name is Teal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nice guy knows lots of things. You show me

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how to solder today? Oh yeah, hey, taught me how

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to solder things. Very nice man. He's been very generous

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with his knowledge and taught me how to do lots

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Speaker 2: Soldering, like soldering. Did he teach you how to play Celesnia? No?

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Speaker 1: Fuck I could teach him how to play Celesnia because

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I'm super good at it.

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Speaker 2: Could you know?

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Speaker 1: I had two Celesnia decks in the past. I had

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Jasmine Boreal, Yeah, the Vanilla Guy in ninety nine Basics YEP,

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with which I almost killed a person.

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Speaker 2: Well you got second in that game, I sure did.

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Speaker 1: And DRIs Da Wharton, which is possibly the least Celestia

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Celesnia commander you can possibly play.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, okay, let's get into it. The arc of evolution.

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over the last ten episodes to see the evolution of

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commanders in every mono color YEP and each color pair

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each guild as it were.

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Speaker 2: Including this episode. We're looking back to twenty nineteen, yes,

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made it so everybody who comes in who has nothing

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game just by being here. And the commanders are so

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pushed and powerful that they're going to drive out old cards.

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many commanders from Universes Beyond are there? And is the

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top ten from then and now that different?

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Speaker 1: So far, I think we've been pleasantly surprised.

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Speaker 2: We have been, and in ways that I was surprised

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to be surprised in Surprise seption, as it were, we

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aren't seeing a plethora of like new commanders come in. Yeah,

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seen is three, correct, and that was in Monocolor. I

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Speaker 1: I think Blue and Red were tied.

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Speaker 2: We've seen you know, the yeah, the evolution. I'm using

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the definition in the name or the name and the definition. Sure,

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we've seen the evolution of color pairs where it's like, oh,

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and there. I think all of that is healthy and

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kind of is like now, swath. Good word, Yeah, good word, swath.

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Speaker 1: Though, I think swath is better than obtus.

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Speaker 2: What Oh yeah, what I combine? Non't no swab toose

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swab twos. Yeah, I'm gonna swab too, Slater. If you

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know what I'm saying, don't shout out to everybody at

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dhrek dot com who sends us the stats and the cards,

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, what an idiot? Yeah, I mean thanks Matt, Yeah,

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enchantress today. Oh well, that's what I'm looking forward to

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tell you.

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Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to seeing how much your interpretation of

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the symbol. Yes you're watching on YouTube, which you should be,

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looks like a butthole. I'm gonna hit the button. Wait, fuck,

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there it is SATs on the bag. Saffy Erk's daughter

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is fucking number ten. Then this is a tree, yeah,

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with a bleached asshole with some wrinkles or some hairs,

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I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that does kind of look like that. Hey,

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my ends still haven't gotten any better. I gotta learn

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how to do a good end.

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Speaker 2: I would argue again that it isn't just the ends

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that haven't gotten better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I'm gonna leave that at the passive language.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave the pass of it's not just the

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ends and kind of leave that open to interpretation.

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Speaker 1: So number two, I do enjoy drawing the guild symbols

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from memory though. It's kind of fun. Also, I'm using

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a computer mouse and MS paint, so you know, I

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do my best.

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Speaker 2: You know, I do have like like a canvas subscription.

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I could like let you use. No, we've gone too far.

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Speaker 1: I'm perfectly happy with ms paint.

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Speaker 2: We've gone to everybody. I've very much been enjoying number

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ten of them. Ah, yes, I like saying that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, we have never seen that before.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is a too too human scout for White

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Green Sure Sosnia. If you will sacrifice Safie when target

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creature is put into the g from the B, this

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turn return that card to play.

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Speaker 1: This is a combo command.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this is a combo commander where, yeah,

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you you get something into the graveyard, like when something dies,

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you sacrifice Safie to bring it back, and when it

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comes back, it also brings back Safie, so you can

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loop them and then you take advantage of ETB or

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dies triggers. Think of Karmack Guide and like Essence Warden

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Soul Sisters, right.

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Speaker 1: Essen Essence Warden, you have to exile it to get

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the thing Essence Warten.

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Speaker 2: What am I thinking of Karma Karmack Guide is the

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Is that not what I said?

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Speaker 1: Now? I'm thinking of a different card. I'm thinking of Karmack.

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Speaker 2: When a ETBs you bring a card back to play

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and it's Saffi Eric's daughter after you brought the the

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Karma Guide back to play, and you of course skirt

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around the echo costs of Karmack Guide. That's why you

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do it, and you just gain infinite life. Or now

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if you're playing like a US no Saltie, no, what

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the fuck is?

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Speaker 1: We're not playing Salta clans Celestian.

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Speaker 2: I know. But when you add black to this, I

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don't care abs and abs and when you play an

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abs and deck, and this is in the ninety nine

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because that's where kind of I think it exists. Now

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you compare it with like drain effects or like blood

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Artist or Zulaport cutthroat.

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Speaker 1: It becomes a aristocrat. Boy, are we going to talk

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about those next week? Oh yeah, it's soors off week. Baby.

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Speaker 2: My favorite zov if you will, is it really? I

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like Warsov Okay, I like that.

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Speaker 1: I like I have a ratit Drabbic deck. I'll bet

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you we see him.

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Speaker 2: I got the Alendo one. We're gonna see Uncle Brando's

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least favorite deck that I have. I think, YE hate

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that deck.

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Speaker 1: Ye hate that I'm playing. Also, if you remember, like

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how the combo worked or what you did to actually

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win the game and not just gain a bazillion life.

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Put it in the comments because I forget it. I

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don't that this is a and I know what it

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does and how it works, but I forget what the

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payoff was.

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Speaker 2: And it's not just gain a million life yet.

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Speaker 1: There has to be a I win somehow, and it

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can't just be gained a million life and then kill

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them with the space laser where they he.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, your other favorite thing? Okay, number nine got

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a tea?

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Speaker 1: Remember gaddict tea game you bleed? Yeah? Man, this is

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a Stax commander.

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Speaker 2: Check that creature type humor or kept can Advisor Advisor,

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this is a two two for Celestie again. Yep, I

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sense a trend give Advisor. Non creech spells with converted

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man a costs four greater can't be played full stop,

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full stop. I was going to say the same thing,

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and I was also gonna say, fuck them, We've done

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this before. Non creature spells with X can't be played.

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Speaker 1: Because it might be more than four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if it ain't, fuck them, can't play them?

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Speaker 1: Correct?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no X spell for you, no creature, No, no

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non creature bigs for you. That's right, This is great

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sideboard legacy against fucking insurrection, yeah or not insurrection, the

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enchantment that you show and tell uh yeah, omniscients, yes, yep,

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gatic teague. Man, I played this in my frickin' zoo deck.

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I'm main bill. I main boarded this in Zoo for

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a while. He's in due two for two come.

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Speaker 1: On, yeah, and he works against most decks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So is he a modern day commander.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't even know if he's

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a good He might be in the ninety nine ers

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some decks, but I don't see Gadack teage very often.

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Speaker 2: I don't either. But can you imagine getting somebody puts

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a Gadack teague down turned two and you kept a

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hand because it's got like the best four drop in

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your deck, and you're like.

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Speaker 1: Ah, ford fucking damn it, and what are you gonna do?

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Killed it for two and then they play it again

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before you get around to play in your play again.

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Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: If they went before you and they got format of

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before you do, because they're playing green, they got four

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man on turn three. They've played this thing on turn

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one and three. Yeah, you've killed it twice and it's

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still on the back.

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Speaker 1: You still can't play your fucking four drop. Oh man.

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Speaker 2: We are very swiftly demonstrating how and why this card is.

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Speaker 1: Good, yes, good and bad because some people get pretty

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upset when they see a gaddicty Yeah, for good reason,

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because it's a stack deck.

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Speaker 2: It kind of what it is. It kind of feels

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like grand arbiter, grand arborter light if you will, right,

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because it's stopping you from doing something, or at least

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slowing you down because you've got to go through him first.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can still play all your dudes and stuff.

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So like last week's gruel doesn't give a shit, but

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gadaic Tye will slow down the average deck quite a bit.

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Speaker 2: And also make you bleed if you if you google

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the that episode of Commander Cookout. Yes, man, I wonder

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what episode that was. I don't even know somebody.

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Speaker 1: If Gary was here, we could probably do it. But

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the producer Gary is sick this week, So get well Gary,

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Get well Gary. We're gonna call him now gubg. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Number eight yes, oh.

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Speaker 1: Maara's Soul of the Accord.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Another to two for two to two for two

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with a date stamp, which is something that we've been noting.

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Yes elf cleric, the two being white green. Whenever Amara

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soul of the accord becomes tapped, like every turnament you

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attack with her create a one one white soldier boy

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creature talking with Lifelink. Oh, I don't hate that.

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Speaker 1: I don't hate that. I thought that this would do

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more shit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, really, this doesn't seem not good. This seems like

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a card I would put in my ninety nine that

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wouldn't be legendary these days.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's certainly a like a okay card, But I

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don't really talk like top ten.

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Speaker 2: This was before elves went green black. This has got

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to be the answer.

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Speaker 1: But like Ris was a thing, Reese or Ris or

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what the shit?

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Speaker 2: Geez oh, sorry, get your life together.

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Speaker 1: That's my alarm that doesn't get muted because it tells

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me that I have to sign out of work.

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Speaker 2: So there you go.

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Speaker 1: While you're here, I have several twenty two hour shifts

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because I forget to sign out of them.

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Speaker 2: Here you get that money, that's right, It's like fucking yeah,

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ten hours over that's a lot of overtime.

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Speaker 1: Baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just what elf decks used to be.

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Now they're green black.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this makes an elf token what it attacks or

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if you give it a man of ability, you tap

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it for manna to make a guide. Then you untap

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it somehow and you tap it.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's really good that you make infinite guys just

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by tapping on tapping this. Yeah, yeah, uh that's probably

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what you do. Yeah, you put a you put the

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the old umbro mantle or fucking whatever on it that

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gives it the untap ability and the tap ability. Yeah, well,

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good on you. Combo Celesnia. What's number seven? A rob

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roar the while I'm gonna roar this beer down my throat.

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Speaker 1: This actually does the ship. You're taking my favorite beer'

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leaving me with the Scotch here. I grab that one

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because I thought you would like it. Okay, do you

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like it? Good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Well fuck better better drink that, then better buy

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it better but fucking drinking that same, better drink that

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so I know that you're not just pulling my leg.

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Speaker 1: Arable roar of the wild. I think we we've spoken

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very very highly of this card in the past. It's

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the cat that's the cat. It's the the card that

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kind of legitimized the cat deck where people wanted to play.

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I want to play cats or dogs or whatever. They

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finally gave you the cat deck. Yeah, and it came

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equipped with a bunch of really good tools.

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Speaker 2: For cats Commander twenty seventeen.

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Speaker 1: And ever since then they've been pritten a couple of

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you know, just serviceable cats throwing every set that they've

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kind of done. Yeah, and it's a real ast deck.

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Now I want advisors to get that treatment. They kind

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of do. Some advisors out of nowhere. Arable Roar of

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the Wild is our first not to to two for

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two is instead a five five for five with an eminence.

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We haven't seen eminence on anything yet in what one

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hundred in ninety commanders, more than ninety commanders in one

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hundred and eighty commanders, we haven't seen an eminence ability yet.

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Speaker 2: An eminence the first one does. Those are grown under

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the sea and emonies. Yes, sinces.

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Speaker 1: At the beginning of combat on your turn, if Arable

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Roar of the wilds is in the command zone or

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in play, another target cat you control gets plus three

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plus three until end of turn. That's pretty okay. And

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it also says whenever another cat you control, the tax

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you can pay Celestia and one if you do it,

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gainst trample and gets plus x plus x until end

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of turn or x is its power. Oh, that does

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the gruel thing. It does the grul thing.

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Speaker 2: It does the gruel thing. Yeah, you pay three and

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you're giving it plus six plus six because it's gonna

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get something's gonna get plus three and then something's gonna

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get plus three again. Yes, plus whatever. Its power was

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like this, this guy slaps And the only reason I

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think this guy might have fallen out of favor is

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we've gotten so many cats in Celestia, and I think

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in the synergy age of Commander that we're in, go

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wide is better than Go tall.

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Speaker 1: I would agree with that.

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Speaker 2: The downward pressure that that CEDH puts on the format

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to play more removal play, more interaction, and having removal

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and interaction be an accepted part of casual and and

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high power casual play. Yeah, all of those single target

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interactions make GO tall not as good, and that's why

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synergy is better right now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that.

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Speaker 2: I don't like that trend, but that is where we are.

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Speaker 1: It's not my favorite thing, but it is where we

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have ended up. Yet. That's true, and with the with

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the infect cat, you can to punch people with this

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guy without even playing them. Hell yeah brother, yes yeah. Also,

467
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,279
if you're going go wide in Celestia, it's a very

468
00:22:59,279 --> 00:23:02,480
good color combination to do. It says virtually all of

469
00:23:02,519 --> 00:23:05,519
the save all your creatures from a Wrath of God

470
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,480
effect in it. I think they're all in.

471
00:23:07,759 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna see if we see any cards that

472
00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:13,680
go wide in the probably in the now category. Yeah,

473
00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:17,279
this is seven. We're gonna go to six. Yes, that's

474
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,799
just sexy six.

475
00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 1: Oh oh, there's that's the other commander for the same tack.

476
00:23:23,039 --> 00:23:25,759
Speaker 2: Meri weather Light Duelist. I actually like this card.

477
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:27,279
Speaker 1: I played it in my Drizz deck.

478
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,920
Speaker 2: This is a three to two cat warrior for Selesnian

479
00:23:29,960 --> 00:23:34,559
one first strike. When Mary attacks, each opponent can't block

480
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:38,000
with more than one creature this turn six, So when

481
00:23:38,039 --> 00:23:40,680
she attacks, people can only block with one.

482
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: Technically, this combat like, I don't think that comes into

483
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,319
play really in Celestia, but like, if you were taking

484
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:50,400
extra combat steps, they they only can't block for one.

485
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 2: Of them unless she attacks every combat unless she attacks again.

486
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

487
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:57,519
Speaker 2: Also, as long as Miri weather Light Duelist is tapped,

488
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:01,559
no more than one creature can attack you each combat. Oh,

489
00:24:01,599 --> 00:24:03,759
that one's better, I guess, but that one's better.

490
00:24:03,759 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 1: Remember when we talked about like using cryptolith right to

491
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,920
give your creatures a man of ability, So she becomes

492
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:12,400
a three drop manner rock that you tap to crawl space,

493
00:24:12,559 --> 00:24:13,920
make it so people can't attack you.

494
00:24:14,039 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's good.

495
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.

496
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 2: This is good. And probably in a cat deck that

497
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:23,480
this is probably helming. Probably you're attacking with her and

498
00:24:23,519 --> 00:24:25,519
your goal wide cat strategy.

499
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:29,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, kategy, if you will, I will, yep, I will, and.

500
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 2: You can attack with relative impunity. You certainly don't have vigilance,

501
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,480
but it feels like you have vigilance because only one

502
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,400
guy can attack you, so you're kind of safe.

503
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 1: Yeah. And in the synergy era of Commander, when people

504
00:24:44,519 --> 00:24:47,319
are attacking you with a bunch of shit, we're doing

505
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,119
a bunch you know what I mean, Attacking with one

506
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,519
creature isn't as scary as back when this would have

507
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:54,079
been on the list, where holy fuck, you're attacking me

508
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:56,279
with a seventy seventy.

509
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 2: Yeah you're one, you're one guy. You're attacking me with

510
00:24:58,519 --> 00:25:01,279
his like a twelve twelve of trample. Yeah, those don't

511
00:25:01,319 --> 00:25:03,519
just fall out of the sky and hit you anymore.

512
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,079
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean they they did last week, but

513
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:10,039
not not generally. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. You know what

514
00:25:10,079 --> 00:25:11,880
happened last week or last night? And e H and

515
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,359
M really a quick magic story. So I'm playing against

516
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,599
a guy I never played before, and he was trying

517
00:25:16,759 --> 00:25:19,119
so hard to win the last couple of the games,

518
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:22,279
like and this isn't an indictment of him, but like

519
00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:25,720
it was very much like he wasn't telling us what

520
00:25:25,759 --> 00:25:27,440
the deck did, even though we knew. I was playing

521
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:32,359
with j f U. J's our buddy, and like, yeahzy

522
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:34,839
though he is, Okay, he sells me bird seed at

523
00:25:34,839 --> 00:25:37,680
a discount, so so I can feed the chickenies around

524
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,599
my house. Okay, so he's our buddy. You're a crazy

525
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,920
bird lady, Yeah I guess. So yeah, okay, I kind

526
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,279
of am. And he's doing the thing, doing the thing,

527
00:25:44,599 --> 00:25:48,359
and I'm playing to Ralph because I've got a new

528
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:53,039
card for it or whatever. Jay's got like twenty two

529
00:25:53,079 --> 00:25:56,200
to two two's so the game's over already, yeah, but

530
00:25:56,279 --> 00:25:58,480
I'm like, yeah, I got this. I don't I want

531
00:25:58,519 --> 00:25:59,960
to want to end the game. Let's just let's play

532
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,759
let's do extra damage to twenty two guys. This guy,

533
00:26:03,799 --> 00:26:05,839
this guy doesn't know what's happening, and he's like, oh

534
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,400
and he does the cobb b swewing for twenty two

535
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:16,400
was not his commander, okay, and I and this is true.

536
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:21,680
Was it more than twenty two? So I was like, cool,

537
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,200
and he hits me for twenty.

538
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 2: Cool no blocks. That's my favorite playing commander.

539
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,559
Speaker 1: And I go down to like three and then I

540
00:26:28,559 --> 00:26:31,039
I blastom a sacked and all that jay shit. On

541
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:32,920
the next turn, I was I was sitting out like

542
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:35,880
the whole game. I was like, well, fuck this and

543
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,640
I just just killed a ball, killed everybody. As soon

544
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,160
as I put the card down on the table, He's like,

545
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:42,960
got fuck and he just scoops his cards up and

546
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,720
then I explained it to Buddy and he was like,

547
00:26:45,799 --> 00:26:47,519
oh shit, and then he tried even harder to win

548
00:26:47,559 --> 00:26:48,039
the next game.

549
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 2: My my two favorite plays and commander were summed up

550
00:26:50,759 --> 00:26:55,839
in that story. Cool no blocks and the other one. Wow, fuck,

551
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:59,000
my two favorite plays.

552
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 1: That's mir everybody, We're going to number five.

553
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 2: Yes, we're fine through these touls. Your friend of wolves?

554
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 1: IHI? What is this?

555
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 2: This was a very popular one from War of the Spark.

556
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,480
This is a three three for white green green two

557
00:27:17,799 --> 00:27:23,480
elf scout. When tolsm Friend of Wolves enters a battlefield,

558
00:27:23,839 --> 00:27:30,000
create Voja Friend of Elves a legendary three three green

559
00:27:30,279 --> 00:27:34,000
white wolf creature token. Whatever a wolf enters the battlef

560
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,680
under your control, you gain three, and that creature fights.

561
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:41,279
Speaker 1: Up to something one creature you don't get sure. So,

562
00:27:41,519 --> 00:27:45,000
really this is in the what this is a no

563
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:48,960
fucking way this is in the top ten. Really, Yeah,

564
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,319
the Wolf deck.

565
00:27:50,519 --> 00:27:53,519
Speaker 2: This is the one where you like change a creature

566
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,160
type so it doesn't say elf and it says wolf.

567
00:27:56,599 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: So whenever a Elf comes into play, you get something.

568
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 2: You get an Elf. He comes into play and you.

569
00:28:02,759 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 1: Fight, Like, what the hell is this?

570
00:28:07,279 --> 00:28:09,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a surprising.

571
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,079
Speaker 1: I am if you played this deck, if you saw

572
00:28:12,119 --> 00:28:15,079
this deck in your local meta, like, let us know,

573
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,680
because i I'm calling horseshit. I'm saying I'm saying it.

574
00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:22,880
This is bullshit. There's no way nobody's ever built this

575
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,079
deck ever.

576
00:28:24,279 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 2: I've got two things things. One, I have never played

577
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:29,960
against this deck.

578
00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:31,759
Speaker 1: I've never played against this fucking card.

579
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 2: I've Yeah, that's what I mean. That's what I mean. Like,

580
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,200
I've never seen this card play. I've never played against

581
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:40,960
this deck, so it's surprising. But it does this and

582
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:44,079
this is still my first thing. It does say a

583
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:47,319
bunch of words that people like. It says elf, it

584
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:52,519
says wolf, it says fight. Okay, okay that you could

585
00:28:52,559 --> 00:28:59,440
see that. Okay, fine, did a Amy play this? I

586
00:28:59,440 --> 00:28:59,920
think she did?

587
00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:01,799
Speaker 1: No, she just put Voja.

588
00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:03,599
Speaker 2: Is that what it was?

589
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: Because Voja is a fucking house.

590
00:29:06,079 --> 00:29:06,759
Speaker 2: I think you're right.

591
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:08,599
Speaker 1: That deck's crazy.

592
00:29:08,799 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 2: I think you're right.

593
00:29:09,519 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: Okay, but I'll bet you don't even play this in Voja.

594
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 2: Well no, because J's montal Green, isn't.

595
00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: He is Naya?

596
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah that Voga New Voja. Yeah yeah that card

597
00:29:19,119 --> 00:29:22,000
fuck that card, will fuck that card, will fuck you up?

598
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:22,880
Yeah that card.

599
00:29:23,079 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: Yeah.

600
00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 2: People talking about that card getting banned.

601
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:25,839
Speaker 1: Yeah.

602
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 2: Second thing, second thing, Second thing, okay, third thing Okay,

603
00:29:33,119 --> 00:29:38,720
Also same thing, except shout out to Ryan Pancoast, the

604
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:45,599
artist of this card. He has that high Renaissance style,

605
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,079
that that sweeping epic even though you only see two

606
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:53,960
or three characters in the picture, that looks like an epic,

607
00:29:54,119 --> 00:29:56,759
that looks like it should be hanging in the louver.

608
00:29:58,519 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: What are those guys called the eternal, the eternals and

609
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,079
stuff that is pretty.

610
00:30:02,319 --> 00:30:07,759
Speaker 2: It's got kind of that soft look to it that

611
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:13,359
is reminiscent of those huge, huge oil Renaissance paintings that

612
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,039
take like ten years for guys to paint. And he

613
00:30:16,559 --> 00:30:19,920
puts those on magic cards and I will attest like

614
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,680
I have in the past. We are so lucky to

615
00:30:22,799 --> 00:30:27,079
play a game where we have artists like Ryan Pancos

616
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,279
just be commonplace and it's like, oh, yeah, he just

617
00:30:29,319 --> 00:30:31,559
painted that. It's like part of our game.

618
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: That's what he does.

619
00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:33,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like what he does.

620
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 1: This is a thing that we have and it's not

621
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:36,160
a shitty card that nobody cares about.

622
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you think he's.

623
00:30:38,279 --> 00:30:40,400
Speaker 1: Gonna be in the top ten or now? Not a chance,

624
00:30:40,559 --> 00:30:42,880
No chance in hell any of the guys we've seen

625
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,119
so far going to be in the top ten of

626
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:44,680
now do you think?

627
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:45,759
Speaker 2: Oh I don't think so.

628
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,279
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't even think of the things.

629
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 2: So Lesnie be our biggest, our biggest flip flop so far.

630
00:30:51,519 --> 00:30:52,119
Speaker 1: I bet it is.

631
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,839
Speaker 2: Okay, Number Fourtigue.

632
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:55,039
Speaker 1: Is the only one I can kind of see.

633
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

634
00:30:56,559 --> 00:30:59,839
Speaker 1: That's a huge stretch. I would hurt myself doing that. Stretch.

635
00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:04,160
Oh man, not just because I'm old turned dust.

636
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, there least the redeemed. Here we go a one

637
00:31:07,759 --> 00:31:12,920
one for Celesnia hybrid elf Warrior Celesnia hybrid two tap,

638
00:31:13,319 --> 00:31:16,240
put a green white one one elf Warrior Creach token

639
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:24,519
cool also Celesnia Celesnia four tap. Each Creach token you control,

640
00:31:25,519 --> 00:31:29,920
put a copy of it into play. It's a token doubler. Yeah,

641
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:30,880
this guy fucking.

642
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:33,799
Speaker 1: Slaps this guy's wild Yeah guy commander for one.

643
00:31:34,319 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, one drop commanders. We could do a whole We

644
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:39,559
could do a top ten of best one drop commanders.

645
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,119
Well fuck, that's good.

646
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 1: Maybe instead of doing the the three like the three colors,

647
00:31:45,319 --> 00:31:48,720
just do best one drops. We could do like one, two, three, five.

648
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:53,799
Speaker 2: That would yes, yes, oh my god, best one drop

649
00:31:53,839 --> 00:31:56,799
commander's best two drop commander, like and like, no content

650
00:31:56,839 --> 00:31:59,039
creators ever done that before. But come on, fuck this

651
00:31:59,359 --> 00:32:02,359
sal version that maybe they haven't dude, it's the Internet.

652
00:32:02,559 --> 00:32:05,160
It's rule thirty four of magic content. He even exists,

653
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,480
the dirty version of some other fucking person who hasn't

654
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:08,359
us did it already.

655
00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:12,160
Speaker 1: But nobody's dirty than us, You might be right, that's

656
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,480
why they're like, Yeah, you guys can't be a thing because.

657
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,119
Speaker 2: Hey, shout out to redneck MTG on on like on

658
00:32:18,279 --> 00:32:23,359
Instagram and TikTok and ship motherfucker shows up Zinny pouches in,

659
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,920
cracks his cores light and fucking smoking his marble Marlboro

660
00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:31,799
reds and just plays Commander Da. He's fucking shutting the

661
00:32:31,839 --> 00:32:34,000
door on his wife who's like complaining to him when

662
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,960
he's sorting magic cards and he cracks a beer. Shout

663
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,519
out to that guy, fucking tag him, tag him, let

664
00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:42,519
him know that I like him. I see him. Fuck yeah,

665
00:32:42,559 --> 00:32:46,279
he's got a mustache and everything. Gross fucking probably watches Nascar.

666
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,079
In fact, I know he does because he did a

667
00:32:48,079 --> 00:32:51,200
TikTok on it. Gross MTG and Nascar. Baby.

668
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: I watched some of the fucking World Cup today at work.

669
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 2: Oh gross, Yes, what are you Spanish? What are you from?

670
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: What are your Portuguese? It was Canada versus A. Somebody

671
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,000
explained to me what country it was, but it was

672
00:33:04,039 --> 00:33:07,680
like I had never I knew the first word that

673
00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:11,200
he said, but then like the word kept going and

674
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,880
then I lost what the country was. So whoever played

675
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:18,960
Canada and the World Cup on June twelfth, twelfth, I

676
00:33:19,359 --> 00:33:21,559
don't know what the country was, but like, I watched

677
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,559
a bunch of people take soccer dives like they make

678
00:33:23,559 --> 00:33:25,359
fun of them, for yes, And I watched a guy

679
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:28,759
get like a major penalty because some dude across the

680
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:31,119
field from him fell down and grabbed his ankle like

681
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,240
a fucking wiener.

682
00:33:32,559 --> 00:33:34,799
Speaker 2: Yeah. I love grabbing ankles like their wiener.

683
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: I don't understand soccer at al Ris the Redeemed. He's

684
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,720
probably gone now, but rip elves elves gone but not forgotten.

685
00:33:41,799 --> 00:33:44,680
Speaker 2: To top three, I think.

686
00:33:46,279 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: Tristani, I remember Tristan.

687
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a two to five dryad for green, green, white, white.

688
00:33:52,519 --> 00:33:55,839
Whenever another creature enters a battlefield under your control, you

689
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,680
gain life equal to its toughness. Also populate. That's why

690
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,920
this is a commander. Yeah, you can go green white,

691
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:06,240
one tap populate. Put a token onto the benefit of

692
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,440
this copy of another token you control.

693
00:34:08,599 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

694
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,320
Speaker 2: Celesnia tokens, need I say more?

695
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:12,079
Speaker 1: Yeah?

696
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:12,320
Speaker 2: No?

697
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: Also Celesnia life gain, Need I say more?

698
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 2: In the color combination that has all of the soul sisters,

699
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,199
yeah and brothers, Yes, the soul siblings.

700
00:34:22,199 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 1: If you sold sobros, I think.

701
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 2: I don't know the sol siblings, soul siblings. I like

702
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,880
that that works. That's pretty math tracks.

703
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if there's like we we don't

704
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,360
even really need to say what that does. You make

705
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,199
creature tokens, then you make more of them, and you

706
00:34:39,199 --> 00:34:40,480
gain a bunch of life like that's.

707
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,639
Speaker 2: I will say this though. Everybody thinks that tokens are

708
00:34:43,679 --> 00:34:47,599
soldiers and elves and three three beasts? No, what about

709
00:34:47,599 --> 00:34:49,920
the five to five worms? What about the eight eighths?

710
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,159
And what about the ten ten el Drasi's like, what

711
00:34:52,559 --> 00:34:56,039
about the what about the ten ten el drawsi? It

712
00:34:56,159 --> 00:34:57,920
enters the battlefield with a ten ten token?

713
00:34:58,199 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

714
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 2: What about that guy Desolation Win? Yeah, that's it?

715
00:35:01,079 --> 00:35:04,039
Speaker 1: Yeah? Or the the fucking that guy for the xx

716
00:35:04,079 --> 00:35:06,559
Ferrexian horrors all.

717
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 2: From Ferrexian processor. Fuck? Yeah. What's the most you've ever

718
00:35:10,119 --> 00:35:11,880
I know I've asked you this before. What's the most

719
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:13,559
you've ever played into a process?

720
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: It's twenty one. I think it's a huge number.

721
00:35:17,119 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 2: I think the most I've put into a Ferrexian processor

722
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:24,639
it was either twenty two or thirty nine.

723
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,679
Speaker 1: It was enough for me not to die on the

724
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,199
crack back, just in case I didn't kill everybody.

725
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,679
Speaker 2: It was in a game with f U Jesse. Yeah,

726
00:35:31,719 --> 00:35:34,920
so I think I think that my biggest number, it's

727
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,239
either twenty two or thirty nine.

728
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 1: I'd go down.

729
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,599
Speaker 2: Jesse can confirm these days.

730
00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:41,599
Speaker 1: I would go down to four these days so that

731
00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:42,400
they can't bolt me.

732
00:35:42,599 --> 00:35:45,360
Speaker 2: Well, let's see if TRISTAWNI is in the top ten

733
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,400
of now, then we'll talk about that. I would be processor.

734
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 1: I'd be genuinely curious because you Ferrexcian process or make

735
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,599
one guy get all your life back, and you've got

736
00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:57,400
a giant giant then you populated and get double your

737
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:58,840
life back. Whatever.

738
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 2: Another creature answers about a fit you can, oh, fuck,

739
00:36:03,039 --> 00:36:04,519
this is great with frection process.

740
00:36:04,599 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's perfect with Forrexian processor. That this is where

741
00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:10,920
you pay thirty nine into your your processor, because like,

742
00:36:11,039 --> 00:36:11,800
holy fuck.

743
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 2: Okay, well I guess let us know in the comments,

744
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:18,760
what's the most you ever played into a Ferreccian processor.

745
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,039
Speaker 1: Because it could be more in this deck because you're

746
00:36:20,039 --> 00:36:22,000
gaining life before you get to the point where you

747
00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:25,719
can go process or activate process. You might get fifty Yeah,

748
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,239
you can put forty nine into it. Yeah, which is

749
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,519
and this is true enough.

750
00:36:32,199 --> 00:36:35,639
Speaker 2: Usually there it is okay, number two, number two, number two,

751
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,239
number deuce all charametric, God of the harvest, you have

752
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:43,719
six seven God indestructible for Selesnia three, devotion to green

753
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,679
and white seven or else. It's not a creat it's

754
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:49,519
just an enchantment. And whenever you cast a creature spell,

755
00:36:49,559 --> 00:36:51,679
you may search your library for a forester planes. Put

756
00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:55,679
it onto the b tapped. It's not into your hand,

757
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,599
it's onto the battlefield tapped. And you can search for

758
00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:01,599
dual lens. You could search for shock lands because it

759
00:37:01,639 --> 00:37:03,000
says forest.

760
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,519
Speaker 1: Or planes and stay basing anywhere on it.

761
00:37:06,519 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 2: This ain't no basic bitch, No, no, that's this is

762
00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:15,320
this is eternal ramp that's indestructible in your command zone. Yeah,

763
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,320
this is because five.

764
00:37:18,119 --> 00:37:23,639
Speaker 1: Do you indeed? Ramp at five? Does green care exactly? Does? Like?

765
00:37:23,679 --> 00:37:27,719
Do you need more? I don't know that. Do you

766
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:28,480
need more?

767
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 2: We have created a podcast that's gone on for five

768
00:37:33,039 --> 00:37:36,119
hundred and forty five episodes on two premises.

769
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:43,559
Speaker 1: Okay more, yeah and both, and the answer is yes, Yeah,

770
00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:46,639
you're right, fair point, fair point. Well said, Well said

771
00:37:47,199 --> 00:37:49,239
that was actually very poetic. We should we should make

772
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:49,880
a shirt out of that.

773
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? Are you yeah? Are you? I was thinking about

774
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,559
getting shirts made at work two feet in a heartbeat,

775
00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:02,440
Fuck you're hired, Jesus, what then have two feet as

776
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,639
long as they got clearance to work?

777
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,280
Speaker 1: You know the Texas Tornado? Carry on? Eric? Does that?

778
00:38:06,599 --> 00:38:09,719
You know that wrestler? Do you know? He was a

779
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:12,719
very very popular professional wrestlers in the WWF for a

780
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,599
couple of years. He went through like the latter half

781
00:38:16,639 --> 00:38:22,119
of his very successful wrestling career with one foot. He

782
00:38:22,159 --> 00:38:24,159
had one foot and he would just like stick to

783
00:38:24,199 --> 00:38:26,480
prosthetic in his boot or whatever and wrestling his dad,

784
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:30,400
who was like a famous promoter and stuff. He he

785
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:35,119
made him not tell anybody, like nobody knew, Like nobody

786
00:38:35,159 --> 00:38:38,440
fucking knew that he only had one foot for years

787
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:42,880
and years. Uh, carry on, Eric, Eric, there's.

788
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 2: An Ry and Eric. Oh so I can't say, like

789
00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:50,000
one foot Freddy, Like there's no carry one foot carry He.

790
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 1: Comes to a very famous wrestling background. There's a new

791
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:57,719
Netflix documentary about the family. Actually that's not I knew

792
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,599
that from before, but like you could learn all about

793
00:38:59,639 --> 00:39:03,480
it on the show. Huh yeah, okay, all the brothers.

794
00:39:03,679 --> 00:39:05,199
I'm not going to get too far into it because

795
00:39:05,199 --> 00:39:08,119
like that story definitely ends tragically. Oh yeah, if you

796
00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:10,159
can imagine, you know, having a dad that made you

797
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:13,159
hide your fucking amputated foot so that you wouldn't lose

798
00:39:13,199 --> 00:39:13,679
your job.

799
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,119
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do a recap.

800
00:39:15,199 --> 00:39:15,760
Speaker 1: Let's do it.

801
00:39:16,199 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 2: Okay, Number ten Saffie, Eric's daughter, Yeah, number eight, nine

802
00:39:20,079 --> 00:39:24,480
Gotactigue boom, number eight, Mara soul of Accord, number seven

803
00:39:25,519 --> 00:39:30,679
a rabble arable, Yeah, number six, Marie, Yeah, number five,

804
00:39:31,039 --> 00:39:36,840
Calmer Sure number four, ree number three for Strawnie. Yeah,

805
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,760
number two care Metro boom. We're gonna say, ah.

806
00:39:40,519 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: Fuck, I'll bet you we are.

807
00:39:43,079 --> 00:39:43,679
Speaker 2: Who is it?

808
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 1: I don't know. I honestly have no idea. I haven't

809
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,880
seen an enchantress one yet, so like maybe an enchantress

810
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:53,079
commander I don't know number one, Okay, fuck God fucking damn.

811
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:59,199
Speaker 2: Wondering when she'd show up, Goddamn Captain Sissey A two

812
00:39:59,199 --> 00:40:04,360
to two for Lesnia and two summon Legend from Invasion,

813
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,800
my favorite set of all time. Search your library for

814
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:11,920
a legend or legendary card. Holy fuck hoh that card

815
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,039
gets better over time.

816
00:40:13,199 --> 00:40:13,800
Speaker 1: Yes, it does.

817
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 2: Reveal that card. Put it into your hand, then shuff.

818
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,559
Speaker 1: Jesus, why did we not think of this.

819
00:40:19,559 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 2: This card just good. Yeah, this card probably doesn't see

820
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,719
as much play as five colors to say, now correct,

821
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,480
but this card good, very good. I'd put this card

822
00:40:29,519 --> 00:40:31,400
in the ninety nine of my Celesnia deck.

823
00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:33,559
Speaker 1: If there was a crazy art version of this, I

824
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:35,760
would put this in the ninety nine of my Attracts deck.

825
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:41,079
Speaker 2: There is a from the Vault Legends or Heroes or

826
00:40:41,119 --> 00:40:43,000
whatever it was with that with the crown symbol.

827
00:40:43,159 --> 00:40:45,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not like wild I know.

828
00:40:45,079 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 2: But it's called fancy foiling, no borders, fancy foiling before

829
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,679
they curled. That's the tits.

830
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: I actually have one of those.

831
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:56,280
Speaker 2: I think I do too, because because the Invasion one

832
00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,880
way too many money, correct, way too many money. Yes,

833
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,880
if if I was going to save five percent on it,

834
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,519
I might go to Fusion Gaming Online dot com.

835
00:41:07,559 --> 00:41:08,119
Speaker 1: I might too.

836
00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:10,199
Speaker 2: There's the graphic you see if you're watching on.

837
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:13,559
Speaker 3: YouTube, which you should be CCO Asian promo code gonna

838
00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:18,599
save you five percent on your foil from Invasion Captain Sisse,

839
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:20,840
which is probably like.

840
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,119
Speaker 2: Double digits of savings.

841
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, it is, for sure it is.

842
00:41:27,079 --> 00:41:29,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that card very expensive, that's very lost.

843
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: So we didn't see a single enchantrous commander in the

844
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:37,679
top ten of them. That actually shocks me, and only like,

845
00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:43,480
how many token commanders do we see? Three mm? Dang

846
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:49,519
uh yeah, I am, I am. I'm mildly flabbergasted. I

847
00:41:49,559 --> 00:41:52,840
did not expect that. Well, I did not expect that.

848
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:59,039
Speaker 2: Let's keeep the now, let's go to the reverse.

849
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, bachy, I invert the colors. So now it's a

850
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,719
stinky butthole.

851
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,039
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because it's got the green cloud. Yes, with

852
00:42:07,079 --> 00:42:10,280
the green stink lines coming out bleached but not clean?

853
00:42:11,119 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: Also correct?

854
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, with green wrinkles disgusting.

855
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:16,559
Speaker 1: Let's just do it.

856
00:42:17,119 --> 00:42:21,199
Speaker 2: Let's see what's number ten going here? Bro Jasmine Boreal

857
00:42:22,119 --> 00:42:24,320
not the vanilla one?

858
00:42:24,519 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 3: Oh?

859
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that's not the vanilla.

860
00:42:29,119 --> 00:42:33,079
Speaker 2: Yes, you've played this character sort of. Jasmine Boreal of

861
00:42:33,119 --> 00:42:35,400
the seven is a two to four human druid for

862
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,840
Celesnia one tap ad green white. I don't hate that. Okay,

863
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,960
spend this man only to cast creature spells with no abilities.

864
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 1: I do hate that.

865
00:42:44,079 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, this is this is morigander petroglyphs Jasmine Boreal

866
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,920
dot deck. Yes, tell me I'm wrong.

867
00:42:52,159 --> 00:42:54,800
Speaker 1: I can't creatures you control with no abilities.

868
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,039
Speaker 2: Can't be blocked by creatures with abilities, so like fucking

869
00:42:58,119 --> 00:42:58,599
all of them?

870
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: Is this a meme? Is our first meme deck in

871
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,840
the top ten? Just vanilla creatures the deck?

872
00:43:07,119 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 2: God, I love a meme deck.

873
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna say it. I'm taking my flight.

874
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 2: Tokens.

875
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: I know, but this is still the most surprising thing

876
00:43:23,079 --> 00:43:24,400
on one of our lists.

877
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:25,280
Speaker 2: Not a chance.

878
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:32,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, creatures with no abilities the deck, like, just as

879
00:43:32,639 --> 00:43:35,559
a fucking thing that exists in the top ten of

880
00:43:36,079 --> 00:43:40,000
anything wants to play that deck. Nobody wants to play that.

881
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:43,599
I like that shock me moral But you can.

882
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 2: Shock my nipples with a car battery Yeah, yeah, those

883
00:43:48,519 --> 00:43:49,280
little clamps.

884
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 1: I would almost try that if, like the jumper cables

885
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,199
aren't so scary they're like alligators.

886
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,119
Speaker 2: Probably just well, you just use small ones chomp.

887
00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:00,559
Speaker 1: Your nipple off. I'm gonna tell tell you a quick

888
00:44:00,599 --> 00:44:02,840
story about my work and you're gonna laugh. Also as

889
00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,039
everybody else not where.

890
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:06,679
Speaker 2: I thought you're going with that. So do you put

891
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:09,039
nipple clamp battery things on your nipples and then somebody

892
00:44:09,079 --> 00:44:12,760
pedals and make makes electricity like on the on the

893
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,519
outtakes for Kung Poun enter the fist, shout out.

894
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:19,599
Speaker 1: If it does involve electricity and a bike and nipples,

895
00:44:20,039 --> 00:44:23,639
No nipples. So guy comes in today and he says, hey,

896
00:44:24,639 --> 00:44:28,880
fire shot out of my bike. And I says, that's.

897
00:44:28,639 --> 00:44:31,039
Speaker 2: Not supposed to happen, like out the back like a rocket.

898
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 1: Oh wait for it? Okay, okay, Well where did it

899
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:39,679
come from? From the keyhole? And I go who that

900
00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:41,920
that's really not supposed to happen, like fire out of

901
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,639
the bike is one thing, but fire out of the

902
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:48,159
out of the key hole? What? So he brings in

903
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,760
and he shows me his key and like the end

904
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:52,280
of the keys all melted, burned up and.

905
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,639
Speaker 2: Ship fire out of the keyhole. That's like Uncle Brando

906
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:55,880
after about a tackle bell.

907
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 1: You're damn right it is. And he pulls the bike

908
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,079
in and I'm like, man, this this is crazy. This

909
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:04,119
is wild. And I'm like, okay, so go over this.

910
00:45:04,159 --> 00:45:05,880
How did it happen? He's, well, the fire came out

911
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:09,440
of the keyhole right here, and as he points, the

912
00:45:09,519 --> 00:45:11,320
part of the bike that he's pointing at is a

913
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:16,960
like a little rubber seal with a little like hatch over.

914
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,400
Speaker 2: It was that the key hole.

915
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:24,159
Speaker 1: That I recognize right away. As the battery charging port. Oh,

916
00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:27,199
and I think to myself, Oh, no, that's not a

917
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:29,320
key hole. That's not a key hole.

918
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 2: Well, everything's a key hole if you're horning this.

919
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,119
Speaker 1: And then and then as he's talking, and I was like, yeah,

920
00:45:34,119 --> 00:45:35,679
so like it was a little like it was hard

921
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:38,239
to get the key in, but eventually I just like

922
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,960
I got it in there and I turned it, and

923
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,679
then the fire just started shooting out. And in my head,

924
00:45:44,679 --> 00:45:51,280
I'm thinking, you just put a metal key into a

925
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,360
fucking socket.

926
00:45:54,039 --> 00:45:59,079
Speaker 2: Who has to tell him? I do?

927
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: I have to call him next week and find a

928
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:06,400
way of calling him an idiot without calling him an idiot.

929
00:46:06,519 --> 00:46:08,960
Speaker 2: Oh, hey, I have a whole book on that, really.

930
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah. Is it a literal book?

931
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 2: No, it's all up in here, but one day it

932
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:14,599
will be a book.

933
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay on how to not tell people that.

934
00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:20,840
I don't want to say anybody's fucking dumb, but like,

935
00:46:21,679 --> 00:46:24,519
oh no, there's a keyhole right on the others, like,

936
00:46:24,559 --> 00:46:25,800
there's a keyhole right there.

937
00:46:26,039 --> 00:46:29,119
Speaker 2: Rebecca calls me the most polite asshole she's ever met. Oh,

938
00:46:29,159 --> 00:46:30,480
I can teach you a thing or two.

939
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,079
Speaker 1: Oh I am not polite. I am very I'm just funny.

940
00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 2: No, I'll teach you how to be polite while being

941
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:38,400
an asshole. Or I'll teach you how to not be

942
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:41,840
an asshole and be polite but have the asshole undertones

943
00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:44,800
that everybody around you except for the person you're talking to,

944
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,480
can see. That's the best. Yeah, everybody sees that you're

945
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,679
being an asshole to somebody, but you're doing it in

946
00:46:51,679 --> 00:46:52,920
a polite way, so they don't know.

947
00:46:53,119 --> 00:46:55,199
Speaker 1: I kind of try not to be an asshole to people.

948
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,559
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you got to cut that shit out. That's

949
00:46:57,599 --> 00:46:59,719
not twenty twenty six fucking brown.

950
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 1: And I work in retail.

951
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 3: FU.

952
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 2: You know what I have to do. Tell me, I

953
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,039
have to get I have to get the cards back

954
00:47:06,039 --> 00:47:12,000
on the screen because well, unbeknownst to fucking us everybody.

955
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a technical technical mishap mishaps and I

956
00:47:17,519 --> 00:47:19,440
don't know where we are, but we have to go

957
00:47:19,559 --> 00:47:20,480
back to there.

958
00:47:20,519 --> 00:47:23,559
Speaker 2: It is Jasmine Boreal. Here we go. Nobody saw nothing.

959
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,280
Speaker 1: Will we finished Jasmine Borial?

960
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 2: I assume that we did, but the technical mishap made

961
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,199
it so we totally don't know that. The Next one is.

962
00:47:30,199 --> 00:47:32,519
Speaker 1: Cara Metra Falling from Grace.

963
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:33,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, from two.

964
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,840
Speaker 1: To nine to nine not our furthest fall, but nope,

965
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,360
pretty far. And this, yeah, I'm going to stand by

966
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:42,239
what I said before where I say I think this

967
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,239
is kind of a waste of the command zone where

968
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,360
it's just kind of a ramp spell at five that

969
00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:53,840
needs extra steps, and I don't think that Green specifically

970
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:54,480
needs that.

971
00:47:55,199 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 2: I will say, just add black. I don't remember if

972
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,119
we talked about that before or after the computer crashed.

973
00:48:05,199 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 1: Absen. Yeah we did. We talked about how he's here's

974
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,280
what we think thought and still think because it's probably

975
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,960
right in the comments if you don't think it's right.

976
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:20,800
Celestnia is the color pairing yep, so far that it

977
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,360
has had its lunch eaten the hardest by three color

978
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:30,440
pairs that include it, because Absen is just better than it.

979
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 2: Better than Celestia does better plus ones, better car draw,

980
00:48:34,199 --> 00:48:36,400
better tokens, better life gain.

981
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:40,559
Speaker 1: For the record, Absen probably the most boring three color

982
00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:41,880
let's be honest.

983
00:48:42,079 --> 00:48:43,639
Speaker 2: So what does that say about Celestia.

984
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,639
Speaker 1: Not a lot of good shit. And then like we

985
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:51,840
added blue, like it. If you added color to Celestia,

986
00:48:51,960 --> 00:48:55,920
that is almost universally better than just playing Celestia and

987
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,159
you don't see that in the other color pairs that

988
00:48:58,159 --> 00:49:02,079
we've talked about so far. Dang, so dang. Here we

989
00:49:02,119 --> 00:49:04,960
are with Krametra still in the top ten. I don't

990
00:49:04,960 --> 00:49:07,719
even understand it. I really don't, because maybe it's a

991
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,519
landfall thing.

992
00:49:10,519 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 2: Maybe whenever you cast a creature spell, search your library

993
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,639
for a planes or thing, put it onto the battlefield.

994
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,159
Maybe that's what Reacher get all land out of your deck.

995
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:24,599
Speaker 1: I guess, okay, I'll take sure. Why not he looks Pinnacle.

996
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:28,199
Speaker 2: No, cast your landa or elf, get another land now,

997
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:28,760
I got.

998
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 1: The lens tap though.

999
00:49:30,199 --> 00:49:33,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, but next turns Spinnacle. Don't care.

1000
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:36,639
Speaker 1: He looks Pinnacle cares number eight, number.

1001
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 2: Eight cigard a font of blessing. Okay, so this is okay,

1002
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,599
five color mono white angel airon plays this among other

1003
00:49:45,639 --> 00:49:48,599
angels and or humans and or Celesnia. Bullshit, Yes, this

1004
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,519
is Celesnia and two for an angel, four four for

1005
00:49:51,639 --> 00:49:55,960
four flying other perms you control have hex Yes, that is,

1006
00:49:56,679 --> 00:49:58,800
look at the top card of your library anytime you

1007
00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,360
may cast angels in human umans from the top of

1008
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,159
your library. That card good.

1009
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: That's lots of just really solidly good lines of text

1010
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:07,760
on a map.

1011
00:50:08,039 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a four four for four flyer in your

1012
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:13,119
command zone, which is a perfectly serviceable creature.

1013
00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: Cool.

1014
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:18,079
Speaker 2: Yes, also value and other permanents you control can has

1015
00:50:18,159 --> 00:50:18,679
hex proof.

1016
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:21,119
Speaker 1: Yes, so you can cut all of the all of

1017
00:50:21,119 --> 00:50:23,159
my guys have hexproof shit out of your deck to

1018
00:50:23,199 --> 00:50:24,559
put in more angels on humans.

1019
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,840
Speaker 2: Yes, because all of my angels and humans are just

1020
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:31,599
in my hand now as long as they're consecutively on

1021
00:50:31,679 --> 00:50:32,639
top of my library.

1022
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. Does that always happen?

1023
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 3: No?

1024
00:50:36,119 --> 00:50:37,400
Speaker 1: But like it's a good card.

1025
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:41,079
Speaker 2: This card's good. And you know what the showcase treatment

1026
00:50:41,079 --> 00:50:45,079
that you have from whatever set that is, is that

1027
00:50:46,559 --> 00:50:48,599
something exelon But I know that it's not.

1028
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: No, it's the set that everybody hated and then they

1029
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:56,280
in a straw aftermath aftermath. I think.

1030
00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:58,880
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I like that border and I

1031
00:50:59,119 --> 00:51:00,519
like the art on this card.

1032
00:51:01,199 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: Very cool.

1033
00:51:01,920 --> 00:51:07,400
Speaker 2: I think she has unrealistic anatomical proportions.

1034
00:51:06,679 --> 00:51:08,719
Speaker 1: Though she looks kind of like a bug, like a

1035
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:09,440
bug person.

1036
00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:11,039
Speaker 2: Oh what I was gonna.

1037
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: Say, That's what I think. I don't know. It was

1038
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,280
just huge boobs, like these long, skinny legs, like her

1039
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:17,559
thighs are way too long for the shins.

1040
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 2: I suppose that that people are unmasks like all of

1041
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,239
those things, but that's what I'm calling unrealistic.

1042
00:51:25,199 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 1: Yes, you would never see a real human that looks

1043
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,119
like that.

1044
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,719
Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, also she has wings like no humans have wings.

1045
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:32,519
She is an angel.

1046
00:51:32,719 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: We don't know that.

1047
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,119
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the next card. This would be

1048
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:37,480
number seven.

1049
00:51:38,119 --> 00:51:44,800
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Feel the bounty is done. Bounty is done.

1050
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,079
Speaker 2: I was gonna call them the bountless down, which is

1051
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:48,599
definitely different than bounteous.

1052
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:52,679
Speaker 1: That's the opposite. Okay, to to unicorn for Celesnia and

1053
00:51:52,760 --> 00:51:56,719
two with life dink, which is also the shape of

1054
00:51:56,760 --> 00:52:00,239
his horn on his head.

1055
00:52:00,239 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 2: At the behead. Yeah yeah, at the beginning of each

1056
00:52:03,679 --> 00:52:07,199
end step, if you gained life, this turn distribute up

1057
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:10,519
to that many plus one counters among any number of

1058
00:52:10,559 --> 00:52:15,199
other target creatures. Okay, let's talk about this for a minute. Okay,

1059
00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:18,320
and I have a feeling we're gonna talk about this

1060
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:22,400
a few more times. Okay, let's talk about boxes that

1061
00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,320
commanders check. Okay, all right, this guy's a unicorn.

1062
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: That's a box that's Some people like unicorns. Yep, this

1063
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,000
is my unicorn.

1064
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,760
Speaker 2: He's got life link that's fine, sure, Yeah, if you

1065
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,039
gained life this turn check.

1066
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,400
Speaker 1: Life gain is another box to check.

1067
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:47,079
Speaker 2: Distribute that many plus one counters? Check. Also a check

1068
00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:49,320
creatures you control. Check.

1069
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: It doesn't say creatures you control. It does just creature creatures.

1070
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm gonna control them.

1071
00:52:54,440 --> 00:53:02,239
Speaker 1: What if you're playing Absen and you had a Herovian play, Yes,

1072
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:06,199
there's Absen, just demolishing frickin' Selet's see again.

1073
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 2: I'm gonna gain life, I'm going to distribute plus ones,

1074
00:53:10,119 --> 00:53:12,920
and I'm going to have tokens. So if I have

1075
00:53:13,039 --> 00:53:16,039
ten guys and gained eight life, eight of them are

1076
00:53:16,039 --> 00:53:16,920
gonna get counters.

1077
00:53:17,039 --> 00:53:19,519
Speaker 1: Yeah. Also I'm gonna add another box there.

1078
00:53:19,639 --> 00:53:22,599
Speaker 2: Okay, group hug. If I gained ten life and only

1079
00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:25,079
had eight guys, what have you done for me lately?

1080
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:27,639
You're gonna get two plus ones.

1081
00:53:27,679 --> 00:53:31,159
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about that later again only most likely. Fuck.

1082
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:35,360
Speaker 2: So this guy checks a lot of boxes. He's the

1083
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:38,840
horse thing, He's the unicorn thing, He's the He's the

1084
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:42,360
guy on Facebook who says, what are all the best

1085
00:53:42,559 --> 00:53:46,079
unicorn cards? Because my girlfriend started playing magic and I

1086
00:53:46,119 --> 00:53:48,119
want to make her a unicorn deck.

1087
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: Because she's my unicorn. Oh can you imagine if your

1088
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,400
wiener had a horn growing out.

1089
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,760
Speaker 2: Of it, unihorn, wouldn't it be a wouldn't it be

1090
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:00,800
a byhorn? Then if it was your horn horn.

1091
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: Well you're not a unicorn. You have to have in

1092
00:54:04,519 --> 00:54:06,000
order to have a unicorn, you have to have a

1093
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:07,679
horn where a horn should be and only have one

1094
00:54:07,719 --> 00:54:08,000
of them.

1095
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,880
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I mean. You'd be a you'd be

1096
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,199
a by horn. Yes, your hornered have a horn. I

1097
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:15,760
have a horn where my horn should be, but I

1098
00:54:15,800 --> 00:54:17,880
only have one, So technically I am a unicorn.

1099
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,039
Speaker 1: Well, technically having a horn on your horn, it's still

1100
00:54:20,079 --> 00:54:24,599
only having one horn. It's just a deformed horn. Deformer corn,

1101
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:25,559
deformer corn.

1102
00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 2: We did it.

1103
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:29,199
Speaker 1: It's the next one, Ryan, Jesus.

1104
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:33,119
Speaker 2: What if they're not growing parallel to each other. What

1105
00:54:33,159 --> 00:54:39,360
if it's double deformed horn? Horn, double deformed hornicorn, a

1106
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:44,039
double deformer corn. Because my horn is growing perpendicular to

1107
00:54:44,079 --> 00:54:44,519
my horn?

1108
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:47,559
Speaker 1: Nobody wants that.

1109
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:54,880
Speaker 2: Nobody wants that. Well, no, that's true. Number seven, sure six.

1110
00:54:54,719 --> 00:55:01,280
Speaker 1: It could be who knows not us? God, God, damn it, God,

1111
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:07,360
damnd fuck ass. Okay, so Thomas plays this, Yeah, it's

1112
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:10,519
his group hug deck. But the secrets fuck it out

1113
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:15,199
because group hug doesn't exist. It's not real. And when

1114
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:18,360
people say this small group hug deck, kill them first

1115
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:19,679
every time.

1116
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 2: Let's I'll give it a read.

1117
00:55:21,119 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: Tell them that you know that you know and they

1118
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:28,239
don't know that you know, but they will know after

1119
00:55:28,280 --> 00:55:29,400
you tell them that you know them.

1120
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:32,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, make them know exactly. Communication is key. Okay. So

1121
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:38,079
this is a zero five jellyfish for Celesnian one with

1122
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:42,000
flying for some reason, he's not swimming, he's flying. At

1123
00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:45,559
the beginning of your end step, choose a player put

1124
00:55:45,559 --> 00:55:49,199
two plus one counters on a creature they control. Second

1125
00:55:49,199 --> 00:55:56,519
player draws a card, third player two treasures. Ooh, so

1126
00:55:56,599 --> 00:56:04,480
again we're talking about boxes plus one cools, card, draw box, treasure, tokens,

1127
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:12,880
box most notably, jellyfish, no box, most noticeable or notable tokens, ah,

1128
00:56:13,199 --> 00:56:18,039
group hug notable. This is a D and D commander

1129
00:56:18,519 --> 00:56:21,760
for purposes of this arc and this conversation. We're not

1130
00:56:21,800 --> 00:56:25,599
counting this as universes beyond, but it does check that

1131
00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:29,440
box too, in that it is a D and D

1132
00:56:29,639 --> 00:56:32,280
thing and a notable one. Right. Glunch is like famous

1133
00:56:32,360 --> 00:56:32,639
or something.

1134
00:56:32,679 --> 00:56:35,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, Glunch is a real character. If you actually, if

1135
00:56:35,119 --> 00:56:39,039
you play dumb uh never Winter the MMO, that's that's

1136
00:56:39,039 --> 00:56:41,320
free to playing kind of fun. Okay, you run into

1137
00:56:41,679 --> 00:56:45,039
Glunch in a Verness, which is where you meet the

1138
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:48,960
red Lady that gives you extra combat steps. Yeah, it's

1139
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,639
a whole it's the whole thing. I'm sure he probably

1140
00:56:50,639 --> 00:56:52,880
shows up in Boulder's Gate three as well. That's one

1141
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:54,039
of the big popular games.

1142
00:56:54,199 --> 00:56:55,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, one game in the year like two years ago.

1143
00:56:56,119 --> 00:56:58,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, Like, I'm sure that he makes an appearance.

1144
00:56:58,320 --> 00:56:59,880
So he's he's he's a cool little guy.

1145
00:57:00,119 --> 00:57:04,760
Speaker 2: So here's the thing. I appreciate it. I like the

1146
00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:10,320
the zero five flyer for three. Like that that sounds celesniish, celesnish,

1147
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:15,599
celesnia ish yep, celesnish. I like that better believe. What

1148
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:18,639
I don't like or appreciate is the play pattern that

1149
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:21,480
it's like, what have you like? I said it again,

1150
00:57:21,559 --> 00:57:23,880
what have you done for me lately? And oh you

1151
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,119
get it? Do you get a guy or are you

1152
00:57:26,159 --> 00:57:29,039
gonna the command's own deal that they always make don't

1153
00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:33,079
attack me for two turns you can draw card and

1154
00:57:33,159 --> 00:57:38,480
the play pattern takes a long time unless the Glunch

1155
00:57:38,519 --> 00:57:42,360
players like hmm that guy's winning. I'm gonna distribute the

1156
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:46,519
benefit amongst the players that aren't that guy and just

1157
00:57:46,559 --> 00:57:47,480
have a plan.

1158
00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: Right in, like the least optimal way for that one guy. Yeah,

1159
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,880
like you would use. Usually the glunch player draws a

1160
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,079
card the creature that the guy that has like the

1161
00:57:56,119 --> 00:57:59,039
shitty little one one or the zero one usually gets

1162
00:57:59,079 --> 00:58:03,320
the counters and then he's manuscrewed. I'm gonna give you.

1163
00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:06,559
I'll give it to them. Usually the manuscrewed guy gets

1164
00:58:06,559 --> 00:58:10,400
the treasure tokens, or the guy that's so fucking far

1165
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,559
ahead on man the treasure tokens don't matter gets the treasure.

1166
00:58:13,719 --> 00:58:14,559
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1167
00:58:14,599 --> 00:58:17,199
Speaker 1: So like it's fully possible to just not hug anybody

1168
00:58:17,239 --> 00:58:17,760
with this deck.

1169
00:58:19,159 --> 00:58:20,559
Speaker 2: Oh you don't say.

1170
00:58:21,239 --> 00:58:27,320
Speaker 1: It's almost like Group Hug is a man. Whoa what? Yeah,

1171
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:29,280
I'm gonna keep going back to that man like Group

1172
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,079
Hug doesn't exist. Don't let anybody fool you otherwise. Oh,

1173
00:58:32,119 --> 00:58:36,800
I don't care how Matt Morgan they are. Yeah, got him.

1174
00:58:37,079 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 2: Got him? No, Matt Morgan. He didn't play Group Hug.

1175
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:45,320
He plays Elevier. This is number five. Yeah, we're gonna

1176
00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:48,719
do a recap anyways. Okay, So Elevier four four for

1177
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,960
Celestia two, so four for for four Human Knight. When

1178
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:56,559
Elevier of the Wild Court enters the battlefield or attacks,

1179
00:58:57,000 --> 00:59:01,039
create a virtuous role. The what the hell is it

1180
00:59:01,039 --> 00:59:03,639
even another target creature you control? Okay, so you make

1181
00:59:03,679 --> 00:59:05,960
this some some kind enchantment. Brando's gonna look it up.

1182
00:59:06,000 --> 00:59:07,679
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look at what a virtuous role is.

1183
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,239
Speaker 2: Whenever an enchanted creature you control deals combat damage two

1184
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:17,039
player draw card. There it is. So this is pseudo enchantress. Yes,

1185
00:59:17,239 --> 00:59:18,159
pseudo enchantress.

1186
00:59:18,159 --> 00:59:20,360
Speaker 1: It's kind of go wide enchantress. What it encourages you

1187
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,440
to do the Celestia thing and make tokens, then enchant them,

1188
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:25,880
then make them all have a fid in, and then

1189
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:28,400
you play a bunch of the really good enchantments as well.

1190
00:59:29,400 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 2: Yes, so this doesn't Whenever enchanted creature you control deals

1191
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,000
combat damage to a player draw cards. So, holy shit,

1192
00:59:38,159 --> 00:59:40,880
if I have five enchantments on one guy, I draw

1193
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:44,559
one card, so I would want one enchantment on five guys.

1194
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 1: A virtuous roll token is a colorless or a role

1195
00:59:49,679 --> 00:59:54,960
enchantment token. Okay, It enchants a creature, grants plus one

1196
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,360
plus one for each enchantment you control.

1197
00:59:59,679 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 2: Oh that got good, old, So it's.

1198
01:00:01,239 --> 01:00:04,679
Speaker 1: All that glitters every turn, you put in all that

1199
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,559
glitters on a creature.

1200
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:10,800
Speaker 2: Whenever enters or attacks. Okay, and you probably start with

1201
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,199
her so she doesn't die, so she can attack with impunity.

1202
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:13,559
Speaker 1: Yep.

1203
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:17,559
Speaker 2: And whenever you get one of those, you draw card.

1204
01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:18,159
Speaker 1: Yep.

1205
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,559
Speaker 2: Okay, that's pretty powerful.

1206
01:00:20,639 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 1: So now you get a fucking giant dude, you draw card.

1207
01:00:25,239 --> 01:00:28,159
Holy fuck, and they get bigger every turn.

1208
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:29,239
Speaker 2: That's pretty powerful.

1209
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:30,559
Speaker 1: That's that's very good.

1210
01:00:30,639 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

1211
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:34,599
Speaker 1: And it's like, this is the first modern enchantress one

1212
01:00:34,639 --> 01:00:37,679
we've seen. It's pretty good, and it's a it's a

1213
01:00:37,679 --> 01:00:40,639
big beater one too. And it's not just I'm gonna

1214
01:00:40,719 --> 01:00:43,280
durdle and play enchantments and draw cards. It's like I'm

1215
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:47,199
gonna kick the shit out of you. Yeah, and draw cards.

1216
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be I'm gonna hit you for eight.

1217
01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:51,920
Next turn, I'm gonna hit you for nineteen. Yeah, and

1218
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:54,719
then next turn somebody else is gonna get hit because

1219
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:57,159
you're dead exactly. Yeah. I don't hate that.

1220
01:00:57,440 --> 01:01:01,199
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I like the picture too. All animals, I.

1221
01:01:01,119 --> 01:01:03,199
Speaker 2: Can I can see why this one would be good

1222
01:01:03,239 --> 01:01:05,880
because people love drawn cards people like the enchanter's thing,

1223
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:08,639
which this kind of gives you kind of the fringe

1224
01:01:08,679 --> 01:01:10,039
of the peripheries of.

1225
01:01:10,159 --> 01:01:12,519
Speaker 1: I remain surprised that we haven't seen more of them

1226
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:16,440
in celest Yeah, but I mean here, here's one, and

1227
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,039
it's pretty fucking cool.

1228
01:01:19,119 --> 01:01:20,719
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, due time, due time.

1229
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I'm sure that they'll show up eventually, right

1230
01:01:23,719 --> 01:01:24,840
like they're gonna start showing up.

1231
01:01:25,159 --> 01:01:26,719
Speaker 2: This is number four coming up.

1232
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:31,039
Speaker 1: We're flying to these Is it number four though? Oh god,

1233
01:01:31,119 --> 01:01:31,639
damn it.

1234
01:01:32,239 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 2: Phineas Phineas Ace ass Archer. Yeah, two two for Celesnia.

1235
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,559
This is the third or fourth one of those.

1236
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:41,400
Speaker 1: We're back to two two for two.

1237
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 2: Rabbit Archer vigilance and reach. Reach because he's an archer.

1238
01:01:46,639 --> 01:01:49,559
No idea why he's got vigilance because he's because of

1239
01:01:49,559 --> 01:01:53,519
course he does. Yeah, yeah, might as well have ward two. Yeah, Okay.

1240
01:01:53,679 --> 01:01:56,880
Whenever Phineas Ace Archer attacks, put a plus one plus

1241
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:00,400
one counter on each other creature you control that's a

1242
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:05,960
token or a rabbit hair apparent. Then if each creature

1243
01:02:06,039 --> 01:02:10,079
you control, then if creatures you control have total power

1244
01:02:10,119 --> 01:02:13,079
ten or more draw card hair apparent the hair apparent.

1245
01:02:13,199 --> 01:02:13,800
What is hair Apparent.

1246
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:16,000
Speaker 1: Hair Apparent is like a two or a one to

1247
01:02:16,039 --> 01:02:18,119
one or a two two for two. When it comes

1248
01:02:18,159 --> 01:02:20,679
into play, if you have another rabbit, you make a rabbit.

1249
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:24,360
Speaker 2: Oh so that token, Yeah, ah.

1250
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,960
Speaker 1: That's that's what this deck is. This is relentless rats,

1251
01:02:28,559 --> 01:02:34,119
but in Celestia, relentless rabbits. Yes, and then you'd play

1252
01:02:34,199 --> 01:02:38,920
things like beast Master, Ascension, Creator, Hoof, Behemoth and all

1253
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:40,840
the things that make your little dudes into big guys

1254
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:45,320
and you pound everybody. Oh that this deck actually kind

1255
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:46,719
of makes me a little sad.

1256
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:48,920
Speaker 2: Because there's like thirty cards that are the same.

1257
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I've played those, I've.

1258
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,039
Speaker 2: You know, oh yeah, I've definitely played them.

1259
01:02:54,199 --> 01:02:56,599
Speaker 1: I've played rats, I've played Slam against Humanity.

1260
01:02:57,119 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've played Persistent Petitioners. Of course, it's the card

1261
01:03:00,039 --> 01:03:01,960
that I've signed more than any other card out there.

1262
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,599
Speaker 1: You've played Dragons Approach, Oh yeah, I done right, Like

1263
01:03:04,639 --> 01:03:08,639
we've certainly we've we've both played those decks. This one,

1264
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,000
hair a Parent, I think is very very of the

1265
01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:15,079
of the the unlimited number of cards, I think is

1266
01:03:15,119 --> 01:03:16,480
the worst one.

1267
01:03:16,639 --> 01:03:16,920
Speaker 2: Oh.

1268
01:03:17,159 --> 01:03:20,480
Speaker 1: I will say that because it's it's boring. It's like,

1269
01:03:20,519 --> 01:03:22,760
here's a dude. If you have a dude, make another dude.

1270
01:03:23,159 --> 01:03:26,039
So every every turn is just play dude, make dude,

1271
01:03:26,079 --> 01:03:29,360
play dude, make dude. Okay, have I had two more

1272
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,800
manicum in to play? Yes, okay, play dude, do it

1273
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:36,920
three times, get out of my face with your rat.

1274
01:03:37,719 --> 01:03:39,679
And then you've got Phineas and they all get big

1275
01:03:39,719 --> 01:03:40,440
and fuck.

1276
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:43,239
Speaker 2: You and damn it. So every Phineas deck is the same.

1277
01:03:43,440 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: I would die it is if you play a Phineas

1278
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:51,119
deck that isn't just hair apparent, good on you. But

1279
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:54,480
I'll bet you it wrong. I'll bet yeah. I'll bet

1280
01:03:54,519 --> 01:03:56,719
you a hair a parent deck would probably beat you. Frick.

1281
01:03:58,559 --> 01:04:02,119
That sucks, but don't it's one dud. It's one dud

1282
01:04:02,159 --> 01:04:06,800
out of ten twenty one dud, two duds because to Samir,

1283
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,760
that makes Voja is also dud. Which also proves that

1284
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:14,840
adding red to Celestnia is better than Celestia, because of

1285
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:16,519
course it is because adding red.

1286
01:04:17,039 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 2: Try not to hate on Celestia too much.

1287
01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:22,559
Speaker 1: I'm not hey, man, I played Sisse, I played Drizz.

1288
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:23,840
Speaker 2: I think it's good.

1289
01:04:24,159 --> 01:04:27,639
Speaker 1: I we haven't seen DRIs yet. Do you think he's

1290
01:04:27,639 --> 01:04:28,280
gonna show up?

1291
01:04:28,519 --> 01:04:31,199
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, No, I don't think after seeing

1292
01:04:31,199 --> 01:04:33,519
the bullshit that we seed, I don't think so. Yeah,

1293
01:04:33,519 --> 01:04:34,320
I don't think you can see.

1294
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:45,159
Speaker 1: Let's see if it's possible. Number four yes, probably, Oh yeah, okay,

1295
01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:47,840
I love this one. This is okay, I like this guy.

1296
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 2: Okay, talking about boxes. This guy's a cuckoo for two

1297
01:04:51,119 --> 01:04:53,639
to two for two. You think he's a fucking walris,

1298
01:04:53,719 --> 01:04:54,320
but he's a bear.

1299
01:04:55,599 --> 01:04:58,639
Speaker 1: Yes, what's more scary? Walras are a bear. If you

1300
01:04:58,719 --> 01:05:02,000
got into a fistfight with a walrus or a bear,

1301
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,639
which one makes you more afraid?

1302
01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:07,719
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not okay, I'm not going to fight either

1303
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,000
of those creatures.

1304
01:05:08,559 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: So I wouldn't either run the other direction.

1305
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,559
Speaker 2: I'm a one to one human, yes, a walrus and

1306
01:05:13,599 --> 01:05:17,079
a bear both two twos for two yes, okay, I'm

1307
01:05:17,119 --> 01:05:17,920
blocking and dying.

1308
01:05:18,119 --> 01:05:18,639
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

1309
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 2: Now, in real life, it's like getting hit by a

1310
01:05:23,039 --> 01:05:25,599
meteor or getting struck by lightning from last week. I

1311
01:05:25,639 --> 01:05:28,719
can run away from a walrus. I can't run away

1312
01:05:28,760 --> 01:05:29,400
from a bear.

1313
01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,159
Speaker 1: On the ice, though, because you gotta be where you're

1314
01:05:31,159 --> 01:05:33,039
gonna find a walrus. You're not on the street, and

1315
01:05:33,039 --> 01:05:35,400
a walrus pops up, you're on in the Arctic.

1316
01:05:35,159 --> 01:05:36,960
Speaker 2: On the side on fucking I'm not in the street

1317
01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:39,559
and a bear pops up, I'm in their environment.

1318
01:05:39,719 --> 01:05:42,119
Speaker 1: Yeah you're like, so you're on the ice where they

1319
01:05:42,119 --> 01:05:44,840
can slide on their bellies like a penguin, but like

1320
01:05:44,880 --> 01:05:46,920
a walrus with a great big stink.

1321
01:05:47,119 --> 01:05:51,000
Speaker 2: Listen, breath, listen, listen, listen, listen. A bear can run

1322
01:05:51,079 --> 01:05:56,519
faster than me, beat me up, climb trees better, and swim.

1323
01:05:56,239 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: Faster and do cocaines. You can do so it's now

1324
01:05:59,320 --> 01:05:59,840
a mortal.

1325
01:06:00,079 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 2: Yes, a walrus can only swim faster than me.

1326
01:06:04,199 --> 01:06:05,079
Speaker 1: Ah, yeah you don't think.

1327
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not. I'm not fighting it. I'm not fighting

1328
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:09,840
it anywhere. But I can run away. If I'm on

1329
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,079
land fun water, I'm fucked.

1330
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:14,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, just swimming around. Yeah yeah, but they live, they

1331
01:06:14,760 --> 01:06:16,440
live there. They're a hybrid living thing.

1332
01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:18,960
Speaker 2: They're amphibious. But it can't climb a tree.

1333
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:21,159
Speaker 1: That's true. Well, there's no trees where it lives.

1334
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:23,159
Speaker 2: No exactly have to climb tree. If I had to

1335
01:06:23,239 --> 01:06:26,480
pick between fighting a walrus or fighting a bear, the

1336
01:06:26,559 --> 01:06:30,519
answer is run away. I'm fighting a walrus because I'm

1337
01:06:30,599 --> 01:06:34,280
running on the water on the land. Yes, I'm swimming

1338
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:34,639
in the water.

1339
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:36,599
Speaker 1: If we're swimming in the water, you're gonna fuck. The

1340
01:06:36,639 --> 01:06:38,320
bear would probably catch you in the water too, That's

1341
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:38,679
what I said.

1342
01:06:38,679 --> 01:06:41,039
Speaker 2: It can swun faster than me. Bears are superior to

1343
01:06:41,159 --> 01:06:42,000
humans in every way.

1344
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:49,239
Speaker 1: That's true. God, humans suck. For one, it's our thumbs. Fuck.

1345
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:51,679
If we didn't have thumbs, we would be extinct.

1346
01:06:52,679 --> 01:06:53,920
Speaker 2: No, we got pretty big brains.

1347
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:58,679
Speaker 1: Our thumbs were like we just be counting things. And

1348
01:06:58,719 --> 01:07:00,480
then all the other animals would kill us, and we'd

1349
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,480
all be dinosaur We'd all be alligators right now.

1350
01:07:02,880 --> 01:07:06,000
Speaker 2: Just making just making fuel for the next generation.

1351
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:09,760
Speaker 1: If we couldn't grip a freaking spear of some sort,

1352
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:12,599
the alligators would have rose up and kill us. By now,

1353
01:07:12,639 --> 01:07:14,320
the birds would have retaken the planet.

1354
01:07:14,639 --> 01:07:17,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that'd be fucked up.

1355
01:07:17,239 --> 01:07:20,199
Speaker 1: We don't have hollow bones. Now, where's their bone marrow?

1356
01:07:20,239 --> 01:07:23,079
How do they survive? Birds don't make sense. They're drones

1357
01:07:23,159 --> 01:07:24,239
from the government.

1358
01:07:24,079 --> 01:07:26,280
Speaker 2: They're drones from nature. Nature's drones.

1359
01:07:26,639 --> 01:07:28,639
Speaker 1: That's not even true. I think birds are awesome. Okay

1360
01:07:28,760 --> 01:07:32,760
to two for celestians, we're talking to king among bears.

1361
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:35,360
Holy shit, And why this deck is awesome? Other creatures

1362
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:36,480
you don't.

1363
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:40,639
Speaker 2: Other creatures have base power and toughness to two and

1364
01:07:40,719 --> 01:07:42,639
our bears in addition to their other types.

1365
01:07:42,519 --> 01:07:47,119
Speaker 1: So that includes their opponents. Shit, this Ryan is secretly

1366
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:48,159
a stacks deck.

1367
01:07:49,039 --> 01:07:50,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, because all you have to.

1368
01:07:50,519 --> 01:07:54,039
Speaker 1: Do is make sure that your dudes are bigger than theirs.

1369
01:07:55,039 --> 01:07:57,400
And I know that because when I played this, I

1370
01:07:57,519 --> 01:08:02,440
played slime against humanity. So when my zero zeros came

1371
01:08:02,519 --> 01:08:04,880
in with all those counters on them, they were two

1372
01:08:05,079 --> 01:08:08,000
two's with counters on them, yes, which means that they

1373
01:08:08,039 --> 01:08:12,159
were all ways bigger than my opponent's ship.

1374
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:18,079
Speaker 2: All ways, I'm I'm putting I'm putting freaking Captain Sisse

1375
01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:21,960
in my kudo deck yep. And she's gonna search for

1376
01:08:22,199 --> 01:08:25,560
elish Norn and all her sisters elis Norn and elis

1377
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,439
Norn and elish Norn and alish Norn.

1378
01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:28,239
Speaker 1: That's right.

1379
01:08:28,279 --> 01:08:31,439
Speaker 2: And then all my opponents creatures are zero zero.

1380
01:08:31,319 --> 01:08:34,520
Speaker 1: And of born clecks because fuck it fuck them yeah,

1381
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:37,600
because of course Codo Codo King among bears and it

1382
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:41,680
elis Norn one means your opponents don't have creatures anymore.

1383
01:08:41,720 --> 01:08:44,640
Speaker 2: Ever, Yeah, this is this is a freaking humility in

1384
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:47,800
the command zone, but for two manna. Yeah, and and

1385
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,840
sure the other two twos on humility is one one,

1386
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:53,039
but like really doesn't matter. If I got Elis Norn,

1387
01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:54,119
you got nothing.

1388
01:08:54,279 --> 01:08:56,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're you're, you're fucking dead down.

1389
01:08:56,119 --> 01:08:58,039
Speaker 2: Yeah. This is a cool deck. Shout out to the

1390
01:08:58,119 --> 01:09:02,880
Andy Warhol profile art version. Shout out to playing other

1391
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:08,840
bears historically it's bears. It includes white where bears historically

1392
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:12,319
have been green, with Ayula, et cetera. Yep, it's a

1393
01:09:12,359 --> 01:09:17,319
Stacks deck. It's an Elis norm deck. Yeah, man, cool, cool,

1394
01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:18,920
every which way from Sunday. I like this one.

1395
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,159
Speaker 1: I like everything about Kudo, king among bears. I'm glad

1396
01:09:21,159 --> 01:09:22,960
that he exists, and I hope that we see those again.

1397
01:09:23,079 --> 01:09:25,520
Speaker 2: Okay, let's do a recap because I think Kudo might

1398
01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:26,079
be number three.

1399
01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:27,159
Speaker 1: I think he was number three.

1400
01:09:27,239 --> 01:09:28,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Jasmine Boreal.

1401
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:31,840
Speaker 1: Okay, we we've told her, and I'm happy that she exists.

1402
01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:34,760
With the no creature man a vanilla creature of the deck.

1403
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, Cara Matra, that domn whatever.

1404
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:37,319
Speaker 1: Who cares?

1405
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:41,479
Speaker 2: Number eight Sigarta, solid card that exists.

1406
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:41,720
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1407
01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:44,800
Speaker 2: Number seven, good one, that's that's a.

1408
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 1: Good on that one. Number six it's a lie. But

1409
01:09:48,239 --> 01:09:51,680
experienced players helping newer players. That's a good game.

1410
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:56,279
Speaker 2: There you go. You're playing now number five Elevier. That's

1411
01:09:56,399 --> 01:09:59,079
a really good She slaps that will slap the shit out.

1412
01:09:59,159 --> 01:10:01,359
She's gonna grab that raccoon by a tail and swinging

1413
01:10:01,399 --> 01:10:03,720
at you like a club. Yeah, she's gonna like a

1414
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:07,359
sackful of doorn I'm gonna fucking stampy with those mushrooms.

1415
01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:09,720
Speaker 1: I would say, like, oh, that's the best use of

1416
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,600
a raccoon and magic, but Bello exists.

1417
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:18,319
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she's number four, four, number three. Phineas, that's

1418
01:10:18,399 --> 01:10:23,439
number four. Phineas is number four, number three. I like,

1419
01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:26,279
that's my favorite one so far. I'm number number two,

1420
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:32,279
number two, k number two, number two. Oh terrible, let's go.

1421
01:10:32,560 --> 01:10:33,039
Speaker 1: He made it.

1422
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:34,840
Speaker 2: He made it, he got better.

1423
01:10:35,199 --> 01:10:37,920
Speaker 1: Is that the highest climb we've seen? Oh?

1424
01:10:38,119 --> 01:10:39,079
Speaker 2: Fuck, he climbed.

1425
01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:42,600
Speaker 1: He went way up because he was usually freaking Yeah.

1426
01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:45,760
Usually old they go down. Yeah, usually commands.

1427
01:10:46,000 --> 01:10:47,039
Speaker 2: Because cats have gotten better.

1428
01:10:47,119 --> 01:10:50,520
Speaker 1: But cats have been supported. And I'm gonna I'm gonna say,

1429
01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:54,079
every set a good cat. I'll bet you there's a

1430
01:10:54,199 --> 01:10:55,880
cat in every set.

1431
01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. He got good. He uh, he figured it out.

1432
01:11:00,279 --> 01:11:02,560
Speaker 1: He realized that you got to really learn how to

1433
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:06,359
block and dodge and he just got good and now

1434
01:11:06,399 --> 01:11:11,159
he beats lots of bosses. Ah, that's an elden Ring thing.

1435
01:11:11,199 --> 01:11:12,479
Speaker 2: I'm I'm good. I'll take it.

1436
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:14,079
Speaker 1: Lots of people who are good at the game say

1437
01:11:14,079 --> 01:11:15,840
I'm good at it, and that makes me very proud.

1438
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:18,239
Speaker 2: I'm very proud he's number two.

1439
01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:22,159
Speaker 1: He went fucking way up. Because we talked about it

1440
01:11:22,279 --> 01:11:27,199
before where it's like the Age of efficiency, it's go wide,

1441
01:11:27,359 --> 01:11:30,199
it's do all the things. But this really kind of

1442
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:33,239
tells you to focus in on one dude and get

1443
01:11:33,319 --> 01:11:36,319
him with it. So I think this is like a

1444
01:11:36,479 --> 01:11:38,439
casual thing. Was like, I want to look at the

1445
01:11:38,520 --> 01:11:41,880
cat deck. Here's the cat deck. Let's build it and

1446
01:11:42,119 --> 01:11:42,760
play it now.

1447
01:11:42,880 --> 01:11:45,239
Speaker 2: This is this is everybody googling. This is a self

1448
01:11:45,279 --> 01:11:48,800
fulfilling prophecy. This is this is the cat somebody going

1449
01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:53,880
online and saying cat Commander deck, finding arable and being like, oh, yeah,

1450
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,720
I guess this is it. I'll build it. This is

1451
01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:59,399
people going to arcadect dot com. This is people saying

1452
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:01,800
I want to build my girlfriend a cat deck. This

1453
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:06,600
is people saying yah Celesnia cats going on YouTube edh

1454
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:09,199
cat deck and this is what they find. So it

1455
01:12:09,439 --> 01:12:12,279
just perpetuates the the build.

1456
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:16,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, although to be fair, it's also good. Yes,

1457
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:18,760
this is a good deck still, and I know that

1458
01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:19,880
because I played it.

1459
01:12:20,199 --> 01:12:26,119
Speaker 2: Also, this the the downward pressure, and I don't know

1460
01:12:26,199 --> 01:12:28,439
if it's survived in the lost recording for this episode,

1461
01:12:28,479 --> 01:12:34,039
but the downward pressure that that CEDH is putting on

1462
01:12:34,279 --> 01:12:38,199
the format makes it okay to play. The things that

1463
01:12:38,319 --> 01:12:43,039
make this deck good spot removal, instant speed, hex proof,

1464
01:12:43,159 --> 01:12:47,319
et cetera. Yep, makes it so you can go tall

1465
01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:51,319
and protect your guy yep. And nobody bats an eye

1466
01:12:51,359 --> 01:12:55,600
at a c EDH staple being included in your cat

1467
01:12:56,199 --> 01:12:58,119
your your bracket too, Cat deck.

1468
01:12:58,399 --> 01:13:00,279
Speaker 1: Yeah right, altho, that would make it a break at

1469
01:13:00,319 --> 01:13:03,000
three or four cat deck because the staple's probably fucking

1470
01:13:03,079 --> 01:13:04,359
armageddon in your scum.

1471
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:10,359
Speaker 2: No, the staple is like snake skin, veil and spider

1472
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:16,680
silk jerkof and yeah, Tamio's fucking butthole on Instagram.

1473
01:13:16,359 --> 01:13:18,319
Speaker 1: Like that's true. You know what a really good card

1474
01:13:18,359 --> 01:13:21,960
in this deck is that you would appreciate, uh, wild cattle.

1475
01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:25,640
Speaker 2: Oh you don't even blame mountains in the deck.

1476
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:28,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't need to because it's a five to five

1477
01:13:28,239 --> 01:13:31,159
for one. Yeah, because eminence.

1478
01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:32,680
Speaker 2: I don't hate five fives for one.

1479
01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:35,720
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Yeah, five five for one. Maybe what

1480
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:37,720
do you think number one? You know we haven't seen

1481
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:42,680
We've only seen one Enchantress and only a few token

1482
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:43,760
swarm decks.

1483
01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 2: You know, we haven't seen Universes beyond. Holy shit, that

1484
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:53,319
is that's literally the reason we started doing this arc

1485
01:13:53,439 --> 01:13:56,319
is to prove that Universes Beyond haven't fucked with shit

1486
01:13:56,399 --> 01:14:01,039
as much as everybody said, says and thought.

1487
01:14:02,840 --> 01:14:05,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, we haven't seen a single one. The closest we

1488
01:14:05,239 --> 01:14:05,960
got was glunch.

1489
01:14:07,399 --> 01:14:09,239
Speaker 2: Let's see number one of Now we're gonna go.

1490
01:14:09,239 --> 01:14:12,039
Speaker 1: Ah fuck, yeah, yeah, it's gonna be something terrible.

1491
01:14:12,439 --> 01:14:17,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's just do it. Oh god, damn it,

1492
01:14:19,239 --> 01:14:23,680
the son of a We knew it. This is Situs

1493
01:14:24,039 --> 01:14:30,439
harvest hand goshit. Yeah, okay, this is a enchantment legendary

1494
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:36,640
enchantment creature. Nymph. She's addicted to Enchantress, yes one two.

1495
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:39,079
Speaker 1: I was just saying, no, she's just she gives money

1496
01:14:39,479 --> 01:14:43,800
to enchantress. But that's a simp. She's a legendary enchantment creature.

1497
01:14:44,119 --> 01:14:49,239
Speaker 2: Simp for green white, which is very obviously a trend

1498
01:14:49,279 --> 01:14:51,520
in this color. The two drop or one drop commander.

1499
01:14:52,119 --> 01:14:56,880
Whenever an enchantment whenever you cast an enchantment.

1500
01:14:56,479 --> 01:14:58,479
Speaker 1: Spell doesn't even come into plays, cast.

1501
01:14:58,359 --> 01:15:01,520
Speaker 2: One, just cast one can get counter. Yep, you gain

1502
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:03,079
one life and you draw card.

1503
01:15:03,319 --> 01:15:05,760
Speaker 1: There it is. That's why there's that's why there's no

1504
01:15:05,920 --> 01:15:08,039
Enchantress in the top ten.

1505
01:15:08,159 --> 01:15:11,279
Speaker 2: Because she because she freaking takes up all the spot.

1506
01:15:11,159 --> 01:15:12,640
Speaker 1: Because she just does it. If you want to do

1507
01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:16,359
enchantress on mass, I'm not saying you can't do it

1508
01:15:17,399 --> 01:15:20,000
without her, Why would you do it?

1509
01:15:20,199 --> 01:15:22,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't need running shoes to run, but it

1510
01:15:22,159 --> 01:15:25,319
sure fucking helps. Yeah right, this is cythus. I got

1511
01:15:25,359 --> 01:15:29,000
my sitis fucking air zon. Yeah, lace them up and

1512
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:32,760
I'm gonna go, yes, exactly exactly.

1513
01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:34,039
Speaker 1: Do those actually do anything?

1514
01:15:34,399 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 2: My buddy Kyle had some of those, like in kindergarten

1515
01:15:37,079 --> 01:15:39,399
or grade one, and he said you could feel him

1516
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:41,800
get tighter. I don't know, man, I don't know.

1517
01:15:41,920 --> 01:15:43,560
Speaker 1: I think I feel like I didn't. I think he

1518
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:46,239
was just saying that because he spent forty more dollars

1519
01:15:46,319 --> 01:15:47,199
on shoes than you did.

1520
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:51,199
Speaker 2: Perhaps that's what I think. Perhaps, so if I says, okay,

1521
01:15:51,319 --> 01:15:58,279
uncle Brando, yoh, typical enchantress. What is that creature?

1522
01:15:58,399 --> 01:16:01,880
Speaker 1: You're probably looking at a like a zero power for yes,

1523
01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:06,920
three or four? Yes, that draws a card when an

1524
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,680
enchantment either gets play or comes into yes, the battle

1525
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:10,479
field of your control.

1526
01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:15,199
Speaker 2: So let's shave a man off that why or two? Yeah,

1527
01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:18,479
let's make it a one power. Let's give it a power.

1528
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:19,760
Speaker 1: Let's make it so can attack.

1529
01:16:19,960 --> 01:16:23,199
Speaker 2: Yes, let's make you also gain a life.

1530
01:16:24,119 --> 01:16:24,399
Speaker 1: Why not?

1531
01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:26,960
Speaker 2: Because I'm not gonna block with my enchantresses and have

1532
01:16:27,039 --> 01:16:28,840
them die, so I might as well gain life as

1533
01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,600
a means of virtual blocking.

1534
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:31,680
Speaker 1: It's like blocking.

1535
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:37,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. And because I play this on turn two, then

1536
01:16:37,840 --> 01:16:40,920
in like an enchantress's presence, which is which is an

1537
01:16:41,039 --> 01:16:44,399
enchantment on turn three, if my sisters sit this dies

1538
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:47,479
on turn four, I just play it again and gain

1539
01:16:47,479 --> 01:16:51,479
a life and draw card because because of course, like oh,

1540
01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:54,479
my dad is the enchantress's presence, because this is an

1541
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:59,479
enchantment because she's and she's in the command zone. God, yeah, okay,

1542
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:00,920
this is good. It is no wonder if this is

1543
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:01,399
number one.

1544
01:17:01,520 --> 01:17:05,560
Speaker 1: I understand why we didn't see them in the list,

1545
01:17:06,159 --> 01:17:08,920
except for the one that what's all that glitters on

1546
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:09,279
all your.

1547
01:17:09,159 --> 01:17:12,800
Speaker 2: Creats Bellvier or whatever your name is. Yeah, Gwenevere, Gwenevere.

1548
01:17:12,399 --> 01:17:15,279
Speaker 1: Elevit, Gwellevier, Gwyna here, whatever the fuck?

1549
01:17:16,680 --> 01:17:22,479
Speaker 2: No, Gwenevere is actually the name from Lamar to Arthur Guenever. Yeah,

1550
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:25,239
that's the actual character's name. This is Elevier. This is

1551
01:17:25,319 --> 01:17:26,319
who that's based off of.

1552
01:17:26,760 --> 01:17:30,239
Speaker 1: Really, Yes, did Gwenever have all those animal friends and ship?

1553
01:17:30,399 --> 01:17:30,680
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1554
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:32,199
Speaker 1: I don't know the King Arthur legend.

1555
01:17:32,399 --> 01:17:36,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, every one? Which version, which decade, which which century

1556
01:17:36,439 --> 01:17:39,279
are you reading it from? Yeah?

1557
01:17:40,079 --> 01:17:43,199
Speaker 1: Whatever? The point is this is, of course there's no

1558
01:17:43,359 --> 01:17:46,760
other ones, because there's one that's so far above everybody else.

1559
01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:50,359
Why would you play anything else unless you're doing I

1560
01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:52,640
don't want to say a meme thing because that that

1561
01:17:53,039 --> 01:17:58,199
detracts from what you're doing. But like, why do something else? Well,

1562
01:17:58,479 --> 01:18:00,880
I'm gonna tell you, why do something else? Because you

1563
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:02,800
add fucking blue and play Estra it like you.

1564
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,000
Speaker 2: I am gonna play Estra in the bald so I

1565
01:18:07,039 --> 01:18:10,800
can play a little ditty called fucking uh ristic study.

1566
01:18:11,039 --> 01:18:15,039
Speaker 1: What about dream Halls? Dream Hall's pretty good, omniscient, omniscious,

1567
01:18:15,279 --> 01:18:18,239
good propaganda. Maybe what about I don't I don't know

1568
01:18:18,279 --> 01:18:20,159
if you ever heard of this card. Maybe you haven't.

1569
01:18:20,199 --> 01:18:23,119
Maybe you have brand new if you can break this

1570
01:18:23,319 --> 01:18:26,039
down in the comments intruder alarm ooh.

1571
01:18:26,039 --> 01:18:28,640
Speaker 2: That's a good one. I see your intruder alarm, sir,

1572
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:30,640
and I raise you a mind over matter.

1573
01:18:31,239 --> 01:18:33,359
Speaker 1: Fuck that card sucks. You have to dis card cards

1574
01:18:33,399 --> 01:18:34,000
to make it work.

1575
01:18:34,279 --> 01:18:37,560
Speaker 2: Discard a card to tap or untap target artifact, creature

1576
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:41,359
or land or land. What if I discard an enchantment

1577
01:18:41,439 --> 01:18:42,920
to untap my Sarah Sanctum?

1578
01:18:43,119 --> 01:18:44,159
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do with all that?

1579
01:18:44,319 --> 01:18:47,479
Speaker 2: Man a tap it for eleven? Just start an enchantment

1580
01:18:47,520 --> 01:18:49,319
to untap my Sarah Sanctum.

1581
01:18:49,399 --> 01:18:51,239
Speaker 1: Okay, but then you're down one card. Are you gonna

1582
01:18:51,239 --> 01:18:51,359
do it?

1583
01:18:51,439 --> 01:18:53,199
Speaker 2: You know I'm gonna do that for my entire hand

1584
01:18:53,239 --> 01:18:56,279
of enchantments. Oh shit, And then I'm gonna cast a replenish. Goddamn,

1585
01:18:56,720 --> 01:18:59,560
all those enchantments are gonna enter the battlefield. I'm gonna

1586
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:01,119
draw cards for each one entering.

1587
01:19:01,720 --> 01:19:04,359
Speaker 1: Why not? And then maybe you're going to draw two cards?

1588
01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:05,359
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1589
01:19:05,399 --> 01:19:07,000
Speaker 1: Could have, Yeah, maybe you will.

1590
01:19:07,119 --> 01:19:11,520
Speaker 2: So another example of Celesnia being outperformed by band.

1591
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:19,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, honest, really, if you if there's another two color

1592
01:19:20,039 --> 01:19:25,439
combination that has been beat down more than Celesnia by

1593
01:19:25,479 --> 01:19:28,720
three color. Let us know, yeah, because I think there's

1594
01:19:28,720 --> 01:19:35,119
still reasons to play Azorious and rack demere arzov Grol,

1595
01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:38,720
Like you can still say, okay, like I'm gonna stick

1596
01:19:38,800 --> 01:19:41,199
to these two colors because it does the thing I

1597
01:19:41,319 --> 01:19:44,840
want to do really good, and I don't need another

1598
01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:46,600
color to make it do what I want it to do.

1599
01:19:47,279 --> 01:19:51,319
I would argue that Celestia, by adding another color, I

1600
01:19:51,359 --> 01:19:53,920
would say four, any of the four other colors, you're

1601
01:19:54,000 --> 01:20:00,520
probably gonna do the Celestnia thing better, like actually better. Yeah,

1602
01:20:00,600 --> 01:20:06,279
because Enchantress with blue is better. I think bigger beatings

1603
01:20:06,359 --> 01:20:13,439
with tokens with red is better plus one plus one

1604
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:14,800
counter is with black.

1605
01:20:16,479 --> 01:20:20,560
Speaker 2: Better than just car car drawn black. Yeah, spells in

1606
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:22,199
black or in blue.

1607
01:20:22,239 --> 01:20:25,199
Speaker 1: I mean like you're just I feel like you're just

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01:20:26,319 --> 01:20:29,920
doing better when you add another color. Yeah, And I

1609
01:20:30,319 --> 01:20:31,039
think that's rare.

1610
01:20:31,159 --> 01:20:33,399
Speaker 4: Like you can say, oh, yeah, but if you're doing meal,

1611
01:20:33,520 --> 01:20:37,079
if you heard whatever, ell ya, if you add another

1612
01:20:37,159 --> 01:20:40,600
color to Demeir like sure, but you can still play

1613
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:43,039
a demere mill deck and mill everybody out and have

1614
01:20:43,119 --> 01:20:45,359
a deck that's fully functional and you can't.

1615
01:20:45,239 --> 01:20:48,439
Speaker 1: Just say this would be strictly better with another. But

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01:20:48,560 --> 01:20:51,399
I think you can say that with fucking Celestia. Well,

1617
01:20:52,119 --> 01:20:53,800
I don't know, man.

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01:20:54,039 --> 01:20:56,840
Speaker 2: If I'm wrong, tell us if you wanted to get

1619
01:20:56,880 --> 01:21:00,399
some Celestia stuff, how what why would I want to

1620
01:21:01,239 --> 01:21:03,520
if you wanted to get some abs and or bands?

1621
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,319
There you go, now we're talking. You can go to

1622
01:21:06,439 --> 01:21:12,000
Fusion Gaming Online dot Com use CCO Nation promo code.

1623
01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:15,159
That is actually where I got my Scythus that's currently

1624
01:21:15,319 --> 01:21:17,199
in my enchanterstick, and it's.

1625
01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:22,600
Speaker 1: Where I got my silver spellbook foil of subterranean Tremors

1626
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:25,279
with a snake looks like it slithered over a lego.

1627
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:26,920
There you go, got one of those.

1628
01:21:27,079 --> 01:21:31,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get those using CCO Nation promo code.

1629
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,239
Gonna let our overlords at Fusion know that their partnership

1630
01:21:35,359 --> 01:21:38,479
with Commander Cookout is a good one, and it is

1631
01:21:39,159 --> 01:21:42,720
next week we're doing Orozov. Well, yeah, you know, I

1632
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:45,239
got my Alenda, which I hope we see in the

1633
01:21:45,319 --> 01:21:48,560
top ten. I got my Alenda at Fusion CECO Nation

1634
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:49,279
promo code.

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01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:51,399
Speaker 1: I got my Ratit Rabbic from there.

1636
01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:56,199
Speaker 2: I am actually super pumped. I think Orozov might be

1637
01:21:56,359 --> 01:22:00,880
my favorite guild I like. I like just the bullshit.

1638
01:22:01,479 --> 01:22:03,880
It's not my favorite three color, and it's certainly not

1639
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,680
my favorite mono color because it's a it's a two colors,

1640
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:11,279
because it's two color. My favorite mono color. Oh yeah,

1641
01:22:11,279 --> 01:22:13,359
it's black. Yeah, I was gonna say it's it's blue.

1642
01:22:13,439 --> 01:22:16,359
Doesn't even include Orzov butt, man, it's it's sure getting

1643
01:22:16,359 --> 01:22:19,239
close with those mono colors. Black and blue. Man, I

1644
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:22,000
like both of those, but but Barzov very much my

1645
01:22:22,159 --> 01:22:28,239
favorite dual color. Big thanks to Pylo Bones Brewing Coat

1646
01:22:28,359 --> 01:22:30,760
out of Regina, Saskatchewan. I'm gonna go get a tour

1647
01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:31,439
there next week.

1648
01:22:31,479 --> 01:22:34,560
Speaker 1: I think I'm jealous. You're gonna you're gonna see Pete

1649
01:22:34,560 --> 01:22:36,640
and Keel. Yes, you're gonna get a tour of the

1650
01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:38,439
beer place. Yes, I'm gonna.

1651
01:22:39,279 --> 01:22:42,439
Speaker 2: I'm gonna bathe in beer. I'm gonna I'm gonna dive

1652
01:22:42,520 --> 01:22:45,560
into the tank, swim around in it. Yes, drink it

1653
01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:48,039
because I'm drowning. I gotta drink my way out, like

1654
01:22:48,119 --> 01:22:49,880
on beer Fest. Remember that movie.

1655
01:22:51,239 --> 01:22:52,359
Speaker 1: We'll drink our way out.

1656
01:22:52,479 --> 01:22:52,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1657
01:22:53,479 --> 01:22:57,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, So that's what's coming up two weeks from now.

1658
01:22:57,439 --> 01:22:59,880
We're actually flopping is it in Gulgari because we've got

1659
01:23:00,119 --> 01:23:06,199
a subject matter expert coming from gulgary Land the graveyard. Yes,

1660
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:08,600
it's coming back from the dead. Are we gonna have

1661
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:12,720
a zombie, Yes, a plant zombie. Well he does have

1662
01:23:12,800 --> 01:23:16,920
to fly here, so maybe he'll be jet legged. That's exciting.

1663
01:23:17,079 --> 01:23:17,479
There we go.

1664
01:23:18,840 --> 01:23:21,720
Speaker 1: So so for I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna say it.

1665
01:23:22,119 --> 01:23:27,960
So I think Celesnia surprised me. Oh, because I thought

1666
01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:31,199
it was gonna be all tokens and enchantresses, okay, and

1667
01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:34,520
it wasn't. And granted, I think part of that was

1668
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:37,880
because the best enchantress commander was number one and it's

1669
01:23:37,920 --> 01:23:39,560
so high above the rest of them that it just

1670
01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:42,600
knocked him all out. But still still there was some

1671
01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:45,439
cool shit kudo being in there and like some oh yeah,

1672
01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:46,439
that's cool, right, there's.

1673
01:23:46,279 --> 01:23:49,600
Speaker 2: Sometigue and shit right, like stuff that you don't normally

1674
01:23:49,680 --> 01:23:50,119
think about.

1675
01:23:50,760 --> 01:23:53,039
Speaker 1: Was surprising. And so when I go into next week,

1676
01:23:54,039 --> 01:23:55,960
uh or Zov was another one that I was like,

1677
01:23:56,039 --> 01:23:58,760
Oh my god, we're just going to talk about a million.

1678
01:24:00,399 --> 01:24:03,680
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think so, man, we're gonna get

1679
01:24:03,760 --> 01:24:06,680
zombies in there, We're gonna get aristocrats, We're gonna get

1680
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:11,479
sacrifice and we're gonna get back decks that that are standalone. Sure,

1681
01:24:11,520 --> 01:24:15,199
aristocrats might be a strategy or or like a way

1682
01:24:15,439 --> 01:24:17,680
to capitalize on that ship, but you don't have to.

1683
01:24:18,239 --> 01:24:23,479
Speaker 1: We're gonna get unbelievable one unbelievable legends matter deck. Yeah,

1684
01:24:23,560 --> 01:24:26,000
I'm I'm so sure that Ratidrabbic will be in top ten.

1685
01:24:26,039 --> 01:24:26,439
Speaker 2: I hope so.

1686
01:24:26,600 --> 01:24:29,920
Speaker 1: I've never I've The only other time I've been more

1687
01:24:30,039 --> 01:24:32,319
certain of anything is when I was like, yeah, Cranko's

1688
01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:33,399
top ten in Red.

1689
01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:34,680
Speaker 2: Is this a prediction?

1690
01:24:34,920 --> 01:24:36,960
Speaker 1: I think it is. I think we're gonna see Ratidrabbic

1691
01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:39,640
in the top ten of now in ars off and

1692
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:42,279
I think that that's fucking cool, and maybe it'll surprise us.

1693
01:24:42,359 --> 01:24:48,000
Maybe it'll be less than fifty percent aristocrats bullshit, bullshit,

1694
01:24:48,239 --> 01:24:50,159
And you know how people are gonna learn if if

1695
01:24:50,199 --> 01:24:52,880
that is reality, They're gonna have to check out the

1696
01:24:52,960 --> 01:25:01,119
next exciting episode of Comnder cook Cout podcast at our soon.

1697
01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:01,880
Speaker 3: So