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Like the other day I got a certain PDF with
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and I plugged it into the chat GPT just to say, hey,
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lead with everybody's talking about this, Douglas Murray, Dave Smith,
thing on Rogan. Just I mean, Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2: Is a pusher of culture. He really is. It really
is crazy. The last time we saw something blow. And
it's always on certain things, which also fits into my
certain topics, let's say, which also fits into my theory
that they're astro turfing. Everything is reel right now, like
like this whole theory that they're just trying to get everybody,
you know, all the Jews that think everybody is after them.
So like anytime you put anything involving that that that genocide,
people go fuck. You know, the the the Twitter push,
it sends it around everybody. Ah, it's there, Hey dude, welcome, buddy, Welcome.
Speaker 3: For the end. But I just thought i'd get that
guy in since he said I hate super Chest, so
I well, just I thought we just play a couple
of these clips here, get kind of kind of shoe
on it a little bit because it's it really is
because I've always I've respected Douglas Murray because he's i mean,
he's a gay guy who is a right winger. That's
not that's not uh would you say, uh, solid ground
to be on as a person.
Speaker 2: Well, Johnny, I'm gonna tell you. Both of those characteristics
leave me to believe that Douglas Murray has like like
nasty sado masochistic, kink dot com, violence on your your
your your god hole, no true energy, like like that
guy looks like he loves handcuffs, whips and just going unholy.
Speaker 3: But then the stunning thing about this is that he
has been the source of some of the most delicious
takedowns of people on the left. Like for me, so
I've always respected his intellect, Like I've seen him go
at people on the left, especially on this woke ship,
and I'm like, oh god, this is a genius. But
for him to come out like this all like he was.
Speaker 2: Like this Ben Shapiro type, because because if you take
let's say, we have a spectrum, Johnny, and this is
base in reality living and at the end on the
right or okay, we'll go let on the right living
in reality on the left living in La la la. Right.
What when Douglas Murray is debating blue haired progressive retards,
he's more in the center, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: He's like a neocon. Where do you put the neocons
on that on that spectrum, that's the question where.
Speaker 2: They Well, depending on who you're talking to, right, I mean, like,
but Dave Smith in this conversation is far to the right.
And then then Douglas Murray is the idealistic, ideal thinker
that's totally playing too emotions, you know, Like every argument
he had, Dylan, this is Dylan Wren's argument. Every argument
that that Douglas Murray had against Dave Smith was an
argument that a blue haired progressive would make to him,
and he would instantly curbstop it, like, you don't know
my experience. If you don't know my experience, you're not
gonna be able to understand where I walk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's just here, we'll start with this one. I
think is a good place to start.
Speaker 4: I do also think that I do also.
Speaker 3: Not coming out of the right.
Speaker 2: I gotta do the.
Speaker 3: So Yeah, I think I think is that the right
one to start with? Hold on, or maybe it's this one.
Uh yeah, no, it's this one. Okay, yeah, this is
just I mean, I'm.
Speaker 2: Tell me that face. Does it look like just handcuff
you bend you over and then just treating your be
hole like Gallagher, You're I'm mad as hell? What you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: No, absolutely, you're totally. You're totally There's.
Speaker 2: No way that that guy at that level, at that
energy hasn't engaged allegedly in some weird ship. There's no way.
Speaker 3: No, I completely agree. Yeah, okay, check.
Speaker 4: This out, I think.
Speaker 5: But if you just throw shit out there and then
say I'm not interested in the alternative views on this
in particularly was a counter narrative that he's wildly off
and when you get people we would look, I just
feel we.
Speaker 3: Should say here he's talking, at least in part here
about when Dave Smith went on Rogan and referenced this
other guy who's a historical historical podcasters.
Speaker 2: Yes, like the guy who said the guy who said
Churchill was one of the main villains.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, And and the guy prefaced it by saying, Hey,
I'm being hyperbolic here, just kind of this is kind
of like.
Speaker 2: Which I have a problem with too, because you know,
he's not. He's just saying that to give himself an out.
You know, do you remember do you remember? No, I
believe that guy if you sat him alone by himself,
gave him a colt to a couple of drinks, go hey, man,
tell me your problems, right, he would be He would
be like, yeah, man, I think Churchill was the bad guy.
That's my honest belief. But it's almost like that old
sketch on Saturday Night Live about the caveman lawyer. Right,
He's like, he would always say, but what I know,
I'm right.
Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing that Douglas Murray is about to
talk about that. It used to be the thing that
made John Stewart on The Daily Show unwatchable for me
because he would have serious people on and then when
he got really pushed and it was clear he didn't
he was out of his depth, he would go, hey,
this is just a comedy show. I'm just a comedy guy.
What do I know? And I hated watch him for
that too. But this is now Douglas Worri's argument against
Dave Smith, which is which I find fascinating. Here, Okay,
we'll get back to this.
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 1: The door to quite a lot of people.
Speaker 3: This is stunned.
Speaker 5: I think authority matters, and I think that if you
just throw a lot of ship out there and then
say I'm not interested in the alternative views on this,
and particularly when it's a counter narrative that is wildly
off and when you get people, look, I just feel
we should get it out straight away. I feel you've
opened the door to quite a lot of people who've
now got a big platform, who have been throwing out
counterhistorical stuff of.
Speaker 2: A very You mean Darryl, you're talking about Derek Daryl.
Speaker 1: Who's the other one.
Speaker 6: I don't think Darryl has.
Speaker 1: Derek na Cooper.
Speaker 3: Which one is? Who's the other one?
Speaker 1: There was one I just checked on the way here.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's who you know who?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Darryl, Coopery and Carroll.
Speaker 3: Look, these guys are not Perhaps they ian Carroll forgetting
named checked. Nice.
Speaker 2: That's the last time this episode blew up, and it's
again the same topic right now.
Speaker 3: There's a reason for sure is they're not knowledgeable.
Speaker 4: No one's Carroll, But.
Speaker 1: Then why listen to their views on Churchill?
Speaker 4: Darl's not He's not.
Speaker 1: Several reasons.
Speaker 5: One is when he was offered to debate the current
greatest living but.
Speaker 4: View him as the chief villain as Mike.
Speaker 2: Because you jump right there? How interesting is that that statement?
Right there? This is what they do.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: So you have a guy who has a podcast, is
doing research. He says nothing provocative. The other side goes,
why don't you debate the greatest scholar on Churchill? Like so,
it's I used to say this about New York City, Right,
New York City the comedy scene. They would always always
compare their best comics versus LA's worst comics. Right, they
would always be like David Tell would crush Joey Banas right,
like yeah, because he's the worst.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: So what that guy's doing is like, hey man, why
don't why doesn't this guy take on this dude who
is seen as the Michael Jordan h of Winston Churchill. Now,
my old bet would be, when it comes down to it,
that debate would never happen because Darryl Cooper has nothing
to lose, nobody expects him to win. Okay, the other
guy's entire reality is based on the fact that he
knows more about this guy. And I said once, I'll
say it again, there's two things I have A major
problem with Douglas Murrion one is that and this was
Brian Callen all the time, Brian Callen, who I love
with all my heart. This is his biggest blind spot
is that people who are on equal playing field, equal
footing in the power structure. Brian, Brian thinks good evil right,
like good guy bad guy, even though they're both engaged
in a war, and that's the thing, at the exact
same level they are, in fact a good guy bad guy. Yeah,
And that the good guy could never ever have alternative
motives and never be like dancing to the to the
fucking flute of an evil snake master, right, and the
other guy is just the worst human being to ever live.
And the understanding of that, even though they're both on
the same level, on the same playing field, doing the
same thing, one good guy, one god bad guy and
the other. And that's exactly what Douglas Murray's whole argument is,
is that Winston Churchill was a good guy fighting bad people. Oh,
it's just a good guy fighting the bad people, that's
what he's saying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And he goes, I don't think it's in the
clip here, but I listened to the episode and He
goes on to say, like, okay, when this I'm quoting
Douglas Murray here paraphrasing him. Winston Churchill is responsible more
than any other person for saving the free world from destruction.
And what you're trying to do is take like one
tiny little mistake maybe that he made towards the end
of the war, which was this plan that he drew
up to invade the Soviet Union, and trying to somehow
discredit his entire accomplishment, you know, of saving the free
world by by bringing up a couple of little oddities
in his record. H that's Douglas Murray's argument. Let's just
finish this clip right here.
Speaker 2: Okay, go go go.
Speaker 1: When he was offered to debate the current greatest living by.
Speaker 4: Cannon wrote an entire book on this. Is he not allowed?
Is he not an expert? Is he not allowed?
Speaker 1: But he's not not an expert? He can be interview.
Speaker 5: I watch Papu Canon debate. I watch Papu Can debate
against Churchill historians. And he was absolutely leveled because he
doesn't know what he's talking about.
Speaker 4: When did he when the pap you can in debate
and get.
Speaker 5: Twenty year ago against Andrew Roberts and several other historians
at Incoient squad in London.
Speaker 4: I was there.
Speaker 5: He didn't know what his He had a country view,
and it was interesting and stimulating to hear. But if
you only get the country view, which is isn't it
fun If we all pretend Churchill was the bad guy
of the twentieth century, at some point, you're going to
lead people down a path where they think that's the view,
and that's horseshit of the most profound kind.
Speaker 6: I don't think that's what he's trying.
Speaker 1: I think that's exactly what doing.
Speaker 5: And the problem is is that because you, I mean,
your own platform has come about because you're a very
successful comedian and much more, and you do ask questions
and you are interested. But there are a lot of
people who have come along, partly I think, because they've
come on the show, who have come along and they
decided I can play this double game. On the one hand,
I'm going to push really edgy and frankly sometimes horrific opinions,
and then if you say that's wrong, they say.
Speaker 3: I'm And that's sort of the part where he says.
Speaker 2: I mean, this guy is such a fraud.
Speaker 3: But that is that is the thing. It's funny though,
that is the exact thing that used to bug me
about uh about John Stewart. Yeah, yeah, it's now, but.
Speaker 2: It's it is the truth. But I get what you're
also saying too.
Speaker 3: So I know, I just thought that. I mean, I'm
not defending him in any way, but I just that
was a curiosity of this that I used to like
anybody would be. Anytime anybody would be like, you do
do you watching the doors, I'd be like, dude.
Speaker 2: Here's here's the second problem I have with Douglas Murray.
And you know Bill Burr had run into this, you
know when Bill, you know, it's this thing that Douglas
Murray did that is so hilarious, which is that he
would go after Dave and say you're appealing to authority,
which I believe is Douglas's whole argument, the whole argument.
Speaker 3: First half hour of the show doing that.
Speaker 2: Well, he opens up because he opens up with six million, right, Hey, dude,
you're the numbers in six million. And it's like, and
I said this before, but it's like David Stern's question
of Jim Rome, do you still beat your wife if
you say no, it means you used to beat your wife. Right.
So if you go, hey, man, do you believe the
six million number is wrong? And you go, I don't
believe that number. Even if you say, I believe it's
five million, nine hundred and ninety nine million, you're still
now clear.
Speaker 3: On this podcast, we think sixty million minimum.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm up to six billion people. Six billion people?
Speaker 3: Is that where we are lost?
Speaker 2: Yes? All right, that number is the real number.
Speaker 3: Broken simulation, keeping this platform, believe me, I'm not letting
them take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So so this is the Now, can I just play
the clip that reference?
Speaker 2: Okay, play the clip that I just want to make
my second point.
Speaker 3: Okay, is this up? Actually? Okay, let me just.
Speaker 2: This is I make my second point while you look
for yeah. Yeah, And then the second thing. And this
is where people who appeal to authority get in trouble.
This is where they gets in trouble. Okay. And this
is Bill Burwick mass when you know he was he
was yelling at people, and he was calling comedians up,
screaming at them. Okay these are the facts, yeah, screaming
at them. And when so he goes Joe Rogan and
he like, and I think it's just a bad moment
for Bill Burr. And I love Bill Burr. But Bill
Burr was like, I'm gonna trust yell, yeah, I'm gotta
trust you. I'm gonna trust the experts. Okay, I'm gonna
trust cd you know. And I don't know the exact
specific lines, but his long lines, I'm gonna trust the experts.
I'm gonna trust the CDC. They know what they're doing. Again,
appealing to authority. Right, Well, here's and you know, this
is another thing Bill Burr does because Bill Burr doesn't
watch the news, he doesn't, you know, go on social media,
so he has this this kind is he called is it?
Is it finite? What is when you have a limited
is it find? Yeah, finite data point is a finite
data point. And data is constantly changing and and and
the narrative is constantly changing as more data comes in,
so you get you kind of get calcified in this
view when more data has come out. So what all
these guys think when they talk about do your own research,
uh about trust the expert, is that they believe that colleges, universities,
medical schools have magic data that none of us can
get that their data is special, secret, okay, magical, and
it can only be access through being on a campus,
getting a degree. That none of that data can be
downloaded by just a click of a button, download a pdf,
grab a book, read the same books that the experts
are doing. None of that happens. You must have a
doctrine by your name, you must have a professor by
your name, because they have seen the holy tablets, the
tablets that the regular ones to do your own research
people aren't allowed to see.
Speaker 3: Murray even says it. He says he's not in the archives.
That's what. That's what one of the quotes is from
this interview talking about that the history job. Here's I
think this is the most ridiculous part is this little
passage here. I'm gonna speed it up just so we're
not sitting here for the full six minutes, but this,
uh yeah, this passage in the conversation is the most
ridiculous thing, he said.
Speaker 4: I think picture dynamics to all of this is that
we have at least sends nine to eleven been in
a state of perpetual war, and all of these wars
have been disasters. They have been so many lies involved
in selling all of them. I mean, the whole Iraq war,
the whole war in Afghanistan, just lying the whole way through.
I mean I remember literally having conversations with green Berets
in the middle of the war in Afghanistan and they're like,
George W. Bush is telling you that the army we're
building up there is really successful. This thing is going
to fall in a week without us. And then all
through the Obama administration it's just like lie after lie
after lie with disastrous wars. And so this does create
a fertile ground for people to say I wonder if
they were lying about all these wars. Again, I'm not
really trying to argue about wars.
Speaker 5: I've got to argue about the wars that I think
the interestant question is whether you're busy woltering it.
Speaker 6: Which should you not talk about mistakes that were made?
Speaker 1: You should all heard go back and looking at it.
Speaker 6: So what are you What is your argument done?
Speaker 5: It's a very weird thing to go back zone in
on a man say this one thing is a mistake
and should characterize him, and you ignore everything.
Speaker 6: You're taking him out of context. When you're hi about
Daryl who's done good for thirty plus hours.
Speaker 1: So what thirty plus hours?
Speaker 6: But you take him, you do that in a week,
very very different, different. He's not doing a podcast like
talking to people.
Speaker 5: Okay, nor is he doing scholarly work, nor is he
working in chast I mean, he is not the history
of he's not complaining it. He clutching Jelly, don't. I
don't need to consume endless virgin. Look, the revision is history, a.
Speaker 6: Vision is history. If you listen to his work, it's
not Revision's history. He's basing it on historical But yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: So this is my point about Jelly. It's a shape
shifting thing. Comedian or historian. He's not a hy a median,
historian or podcast It would be historian or actual history.
You say, he doesn't claim to be a historian, but
he's pumping out tens of hours of.
Speaker 6: Either Stan Carlin. He doesn't claim to be his storian either.
Speaker 5: You see my point about the move. It's like some
weird jiu jitsu move in the way you say, hang on,
you know all that this as well. You say, I'm
not a historian, but I'm gonna spend my time talking
about history. I'm not a journal, but I'm gonna spend
my time talking about this thing. I'm not an expit
on this, but I'm gonna spend my time talking about
this thing. It's a weird move. Yeah no, you didn't think. No,
I'm a free American. I can talk about what I
talk about what you can. But the only point, the
point is what are you pushing? What are you waltering?
Speaker 4: What am I pushing? Liberty, free markets, peace, prosperity, not
getting another stupid catastrophic war, which we're on the precipice
of right now. That's what I'm pushing.
Speaker 1: What are we on the press?
Speaker 2: Was this? Right?
Speaker 3: This part right here is where I thought maybe Douglas
Murray is drunk or something, because he gets so petty
right here and pedantic.
Speaker 2: That is why the guy is in the sado masochism.
Right here is where dark energy comes out. And it's
just like, hey, dude, if we were anywhere else, you
would be locked up and I would be elbow deep
in you right now, making you pay for being just
a disrespectable sub pig. Okay, you're a naughty boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're such a naughty.
Speaker 2: Talking back to your slave master.
Speaker 4: Well, I think you weren't you just talking about it
the other day. Everyone I hear on the inside says.
Speaker 3: Dave is trying so hard to be conversational and and
respectful of Douglas.
Speaker 2: That's why Dave's there, And I'm not right. It's like
I can't do that, like I would. I would press
this fucking guy right out the gate. Oh, I would
press him. I will go ahead, dude, tell me listen.
And I'm gonna be honest with you. It wasn't up
until we did a show on it. I didn't know.
If you don't know who Martin Borman is, you don't know,
you don't know anything about World War Two, And I
just don't need to hear from you. And I guarantee
you Douglas Murray knows nothing about that guy. When this
guy brings up NATO, that is a Nazi organization. Okay.
So Dave's really good because like Dave and Andrew Wilson
are two great debaters, right, and they they have a
different way of debating. Like you know, Dave, Dave is
more the guy. He's like the cat playing with the mouse, right,
Like he's like pawing it, just pawing it. And but
he's being nice to it, not killing it. Andrew Wilson
goes for the juggular. He's not he that's his style
and that's why he's great at it. He's a killer,
you know. But that's Dave and that's why he says
certain things to kind of meet Douglas Murray in the middle,
and I just think it just Douglas Murray is not
there to meet in the mill. Douglas Murray was sent there,
not I'm on the show. He was sent there because
they're losing the information war. I mean, as we see,
you know, we just had this Timpoole meeting with Nan Yahoo,
you know, with you. I've been on Timpoole's show twice,
you know, both times I got to talk to him.
He was a really nice guy. So this kind of
hatred of Timpoole is a little weird to me. But
I do not think going to that meeting and he
would have to tell me, he would have to tell
me that he didn't have a choice for it not
to look good. And because when you have a guy
like let's say Net and Yahoo, do you actually have
a choice, you know, do you actually have a choice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I mean if you want to talk about
it was since we got into it, it was It's
funny he was talking about how it sounded like there
were quite a few podcasters and people in that sphere
there because he was talking about how they were kind
of politically naive because they were supposed to the meeting
was supposed to be under Chatham House rules, which is
this idea that you can't quote anybody specifically, you can't
say who else was there. It's this thing going back to,
you know, the gentry of England, like in the seventeen hundreds.
I think it was just kind of a gentlemanly way
to openly have a debate, you know, under Chathamhouse rules,
and everybody just walked in with their cell phones, you know,
like recording everything. But yeah, that makes you wonder, Like
I mean, and we've talked about it a lot before,
how how much influence does Israel have in our sphere,
you know, like in the in the world where we
can move around, uh in podcasting. So yeah, anyway, I
just back to this part. This is where, like we said,
he really gets like he's just it's clear he has
no interest in having a good faith discussion with Dave.
Speaker 4: Here to attack around. I think you just said something
about that the other day. I wrong about that. I
thought it's one your interviews did. Plus No, okay, that.
Speaker 5: Doesn't mean we se verge of the war and me.
You keep refriend to weep being in wars. There's a
very big difference between a country having a military that's
engaged and a country being at war. This country has
not being at war for twenty five years. You've not
been fighting for the American homeland for twenty five years.
Speaker 4: Yes, we have it, that's true. We haven't had a
war our shores. We've been picking on third world countries
halfway around the world.
Speaker 2: Well, you haven't been right, I mean, take what an
awful take.
Speaker 3: It's what's the point?
Speaker 2: You only have a war if it's on your on
your land, Like how dumb is that?
Speaker 3: Well but look, and then he takes the exact opposite
point later by saying, oh, they're not really wars.
Speaker 5: Uh listen, it's yeah, right, okay. It wasn't like you
suddenly decided to bomb again. Me and Model or something.
We went to Afghanistan to find bl and take revenge
for nine to eleven and stop an attack like that happening.
Speaker 1: Again on the American homeland. That is very different from
the country being at war.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, that's a total mischaracterization of the war in Afghanistan.
It's one thing to say that might be an accurate
characterization of the Special Operations Mission in late two thousand
and one, But then we thought. Then we thought it's
twenty year regime change war against the talents.
Speaker 1: You got dragged into the quick sand of war.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, fine, but I thought it wasn't.
Speaker 5: It was a voice, your use of we as if
your person I thought it wasn't the talent, the use
of we, not the way you just completely changed it on.
So you got dragged into the quick sand of war. Yeah, okay, fine,
but fine, I thought it wasn't a war, like what,
I don't know, it was a war. It's your use
of we as if you're personally like suffering this war.
Speaker 4: Yeah when I say we, which implies okay, okay, fine,
that was what you fold back and corrected you on
every time you've used the term ed orfer to your
government or something like that. Like if I were to say, oh,
we just imposed tariffs, unchined, you point out that I didn't.
Then if you are Trump administration.
Speaker 5: You take it obviously very personally, and that's you're right
to do so. Of course, I'm just trying to makeure
we're acuratey, But what do you think I'm taking personally?
Speaker 1: Is that the American Wars?
Speaker 4: Sure? Yeah, I think they've they've killed hundreds of thousands
of people and cost in my country eight trillion dollars
and sure, and degraded my country very much.
Speaker 5: And there's a very good argument to make on that.
I'm still slightly bemute us about this move from I'm
an expert on this, and I have used to I'm
a comedian.
Speaker 4: I've never claimed to be an expert on anything.
Speaker 3: Anyway. He just gets into the circular.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm bad arguing. It's just it's bad faith arguing.
And it's just constantly just him changing the definition of everything.
Speaker 3: Every time he gets got he changes. He's like, oh,
I was saying that I was taking issue with this
other thing. It's unrelated. Oh, And I've tried to I'm
about three quarters of the way through it. And it's
not it doesn't get better. It's it's just it really is.
Speaker 2: To him, his entire brand is built on this. He
wrote a book called I'm a neo cod, you know.
And then everybody who are criticizing Dave for they're all
chritized for saying he's a neoko when he literally wrote
a book called I'm a Neo Cot. It's like that's
almost some Tim and Eric level comedy right there.
Speaker 3: Oh totally anyway, Yeah, that's everybody's talking about it, and
I think it's Dave Smith, I mean, really could not
have have have done better, you know, representing his views.
It's funny. Douglas Murray has this little joke he tells
about how he views libertarians as kind of the bisexuals.
They should choose like right or left, you know, in
the political spectrum. But that's also just another terrible take.
It's no, no, they're they're mostly right on everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really gets into when it comes to libertarians,
the government infringing on you and me infringing on you,
like you know what I'm saying, Like there seems like
to me, even though they'll never let the Libertarians take
over because they'll just send in whack jobs, like it's
it's going to be impossible for the fucking anti establishment
to establish an establishment. Yeah, they're just the wild ones. Dude,
it's never gonna happen. And then at the end of
the day, a gay guy who loves trans is the nomination,
which is purposely meant to destroy the party. So you know,
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Speaker 2: Should the government in fringe on my job?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: Should the government outlaw my sexuality? No, unless you're not
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should be illegal or sorry, all that stuff's illegal. So no, dude,
I got an announcement. I'm sad to say it, but
I quit zins.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I just I was just banging.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I just banged too, And I was just
light headed and always tired always.
Speaker 3: Oh really you think the crashes were because of zens? Huh,
Like you've been tired. That's interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was tired.
Speaker 3: It makes sense, right, it's that thing that that that
you've said that I said that, like I heard from
Tim Ferriss saying that, like there's no biological freedom, you know,
there's just nothing you can do doesn't have a consequence.
Speaker 2: No, I just started just I just started like feeling
tired all the time, and I would just see in
the comments, Sam's a little off. Sam's a little off.
I'm like, you know what, maybe it is taking a
little heat off my fastball. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really you think so? Huh Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, we haven't done a show in a while.
Huh No.
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do We got a couple of ad reads. Can we
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Speaker 2: Thick hair bitch yea yeah, dude, just have a main, dude,
a lion's main.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no reason you can't now because of Hymn's
I'm with you dude, thatsinates me that. So when was
your lauses in.
Speaker 2: Two days ago?
Speaker 3: And have you had any kind of kick from it
or no?
Speaker 2: Nothing, dude, But you know, I'm like, why can't I
have them? And then I've stopped no porn for two days?
Oh you take the day when I'm just wanting to
see my friends and their holes? Which is harder or
the pornography? For surely, way harder, way harder. It's not
even close.
Speaker 3: What do you do when you get that? Do you
just podcast? When you get that move move that energy,
like like I need I need to do that.
Speaker 2: Well, up until recent I just would watch it. So
I'm just like, I'm not gonna do that. But nah, dude,
not anymore, dude, I'm done. I just want to be
I'm just like trying to get in a high vibrational.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no denying that. That's some low vibrational ship
right there.
Speaker 2: So, Johnny, it's been a while. Do you have any
other stories you want me to tell? Some stories?
Speaker 3: You tell some stuff. I got plenty of stuf. I mean,
there's plenty going on, but yeah, please.
Speaker 2: According to Johnny, the data shows. Nobody likes to tell
me to tell stories about being I have to. Johnny
has made it very, very very.
Speaker 3: Comments saying that you talk about airplanes all the time,
and what it was, Well.
Speaker 2: I'm traveling a lot, and funny things happen.
Speaker 3: So you know that was the whole thing in the
eighties like that, that the narrative.
Speaker 2: Was that when you're traveling that much, when you're traveling
that much, you're going to see funny stuff. Hold on,
Johnny depends.
Speaker 3: It's a great, great answer.
Speaker 2: Okay, I gotta move it. Can you can I move
it in half an hour? Please? I'm on a thing
right now. Can you give me a half an hour?
Speaker 7: Uh uh?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Bye? Spot?
Speaker 3: Oh god?
Speaker 2: Why why can't I park there? Why can't I park there?
If there's no parking, why can't I park an EV spot?
Speaker 3: It's trying to charge their ship.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, well there's eight EV spots stuck it.
Speaker 3: Nice to the EV people. They're being targeted right now
by the liberals. Oh yeah, everybody wherever now. The leftists
are against Tesla. It's this craziest thing.
Speaker 2: So I get on the plane and like I'm on
early dude, I'm on really early. I get on early.
I walk to the back. It's basically empty except for
this one row. And the row is a hot black
chick and her grandma or a mother. She was super hot.
I was excited. Lately I've been hit sitting next to
hot chicks. Yeah, I don't know, like I know, a
flight back from Tennessee, there was like the most beautiful
blonde sat next to me. You know, she just farts
cotton candy. You know that all comes out.
Speaker 3: I mean, just you could just be talking about the
most beautiful and just make it filthy, the most beautiful,
delicate person, and just turn it enough filthy. Why I
saw you tweeted some AI picture of a woman without
a leg, and you're just like, what what was it
that got people riled up you? It was Candice Owens?
And who is she with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fans came on. They were like, you're hen, you're
getting generate. I'm like, yeah, so.
Speaker 3: Even dude, I gotta be honest. I saw that and
I was like, oh that was funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I sit down with her, right I'm going
to I'm going to Detroit. I sit down next to him,
and it's everybody the plane is empty. In some reason,
We're just the only three in the back, I mean
ten rows empty. And and the mom was big and
the chick was hot, and I just felt like I
was smut smothering them, and so I felt bad. I
felt real bad. It's just like a curve, is it. Well?
So then so then the stewardess comes by and I go, hey,
is is this is this flight packed? Is there any
available other seats? And I heard them look at it.
I hear them go okay, all right, okay, all right.
Speaker 3: You had no idea what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Ladies, by the way, yeah, you have no idea. I
would knock the bottom out of you while your mom
watched the bottom of the mom. The mom believable, but
the daughter and then me and the mom would spend
time designed whether our children are going to be in
what the names of our kids are going to be?
What's the name of our grandchildren? As I just knock
the bottom of it. I felt so bad, dude, I
felt so bad. So I get to Detroit. Detroit is amazing.
Detroit is now the new city where everyone that lives
there loves where they live. It used to be Chicago.
It's not bad anymore Chicago. Back in the day, if
you manu went from Chicago, they'd always be like, Chicago's
a great studio. I never met anyone who hated Chicago.
That's changed. Detroit is the new is the new is
the new city that everyone loves. And you go there,
it's a gay nerd artist colony. Just nothing about gay
nerd hipsters everywhere. And it's a fall It looks like fallout.
It looks like a video game after a nuclear explosion.
Speaker 3: Well, do you think their enthusiasm about living there is
kind of like self justification, you know, like rationalizing their
decision to me of there. Well, what they're doing is like, really,
we love it, ducking.
Speaker 2: I can buy a house there that You can buy
a fat house there for a low, low price, Johnny,
this is how bad Detroit is doing economically at the time. Dude.
You can buy a church. There were multiple churches for sale.
The lord went out of business in Detroit. Imagine you
bought a church, Dude, do you remember bring a chick
back there? You're like, yeah, let's go back to my
oh on a house. Oh yeah, you're gonna be mind blowing.
Let's go back yeah that church. Yeah, I live in
the church. My landlord is the lord. Let's get holy bad.
Speaker 3: I've a little fooling around in the church in the
old days, for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why not, dude, turn into a nightclub? Right? I
would buy a church right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If I was twenty five years younger and it wasn't free,
used to get in Detroit. So I'll never move to Detroit.
But if it was, I would move to Detroit. I
went back to I went, what.
Speaker 3: Too hard there? Life's too hard there?
Speaker 4: So so we go there.
Speaker 2: My brother's nice enough to come out and hang out
with me. So we get We go there and they're like,
we put you up in a really nice hotel. I'm like,
thank you, that's very nice of you. I go there
and dude, you go outside though it's gorgeous, and like
I've told you, I've gone to these Midwest cities where
you go and you're like, dude, it looks like Manhattan.
Like the streets look like Manhattan. There was a thriving,
you know, city at one point, and now there's nothing there.
So you go. They have these gorgeous hotels and you know,
the city's just cutting them deals to try to have
business there. So there could be jobs. So you walk in,
you're like, man, this hotel is gorgeous. You get your room,
you go to key dude crack hotel. Inside, everything's nice
until you get into the room and he's got that
old wooden like furniture. You're like, oh, and then carve
their initials into the furniture.
Speaker 3: LA's got a few of those for sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So so yeah, used to fucking crushing in there, dude.
You know, back in the day when Daddy was an
idiot did so. So I go there. The final night
we're there, my brother, who's selling my t shirts, wants
to go and he's like, I'll use the car. I'm
gonna go do something. My brother's a zen fiend too.
He loves coffee, so he wanted to go try to
find some coffee zins. I dude, I'm buying chunks like
I buy coffee and coffee and coffee flavored zins.
Speaker 3: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Oh really well yeah, people love it, even though it
doesn't even smell like it tastes like coffee. But the
point is we go there. Yeah, you know, imagine bringing
a chick back to your church and you're just like,
fucking let me do an excoroucism on that. Fuck you
on your magic lady. Let's get those demons I'm telling
you did.
Speaker 3: Some of my first memories with chicks were in a church.
Speaker 2: Yeah, getting handies, dude.
Speaker 3: It's something like in that neighborhood. Oh, Johnny, No, well
it wasn't actually in the actual church built. It was
in like the adjacent family worship center whatever you call it. Uh,
but yeah, I regret it in hindsight.
Speaker 2: But yeah, okay, I respect that, Johnny. So anyways, we go.
We're gonna read all your all your super the end
of the game. We'll be do that about fifteen minutes.
So so we go there, it's Saturday Night, final show,
doing great shows. Dave Mischevitz, old school comedy store guys.
There this guy Bert who's a comic at the from Detroit.
Good looking guy. Uh, he crushed everybody crushed. Everybody crushed
that weekend.
Speaker 3: Everybody crushes. Everybody crushes on Sam Tripley shows.
Speaker 2: Well, because I bring the best, I have the best crowd.
Speaker 3: You never heard you come back and be like, yeah,
well he had a bad set.
Speaker 2: Comics. The only time is a white female comic from
Chicago is the only time I've ever seen something bomb
on my show. She just bombed. But anyways, Saturday night, dude,
we're in Detroit. My brother wants to drive. Wants to
drive to go find some coffee, some coffee things and
then bring my shirt sop coffees in to bring my
shirt shirts to the show. He gets told by the security,
I wouldn't do it. Tonight is hip hop night, so
all the parking's gonna be taken. I would leave your
cars here and bro when he wasn't lying, dude, I
got done my shows. I met everybody. It was a
great night. Every you know, Gray Night sold a bunch
of shirts. It was done. I walk this one. Uh,
me and my brother walked this chick. We're gonna walk
into the car and then she's like, all my cars
on the other side. I'm like, well, now you're on
your own. Good luck. Okay, good luck, we'll get you know,
because you didn't want to ins the try. I mean,
I think everyone's in on it together. They're all like,
let's just live in harmony right now. Okay, So she
took off. We walked back.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: It is like every scene from eight Mile, Dude. You
walk in and you look like you're about to go
to a rap battle. Dude. Music is so loud in
the fucking lobby. I'm like, what is happening here? You're
walking by. Everyone's like, why is this white boy here?
What is he doing? And I, you know, so I
go back. I go up to my hotel. I forget
what floor. I think I was on floor six. I
go into my hotel. I can hear the hip hop night.
I can hear it as I'm trying to go to sleep.
So I'm sleeping right, I'm sleeping, and all of a sudden,
I hear ahead and door gook gook coo coo coo coo,
cook cook, go secure me. And then I'm like, oh no,
cook cook cook coo coo. Security open up, and then
they go, ah, we're praying to John. I'm like, oh, dude,
it is crazy out there right now. It is lawless
in the in the hallways of this hotel right now.
There's no security is gonna do jack shit. Okay, no
one's gonna do jack shit. Surviving advance. That's what everyone
at the hotel is doing right now, surviving and that advance.
So I'm sleeping Johnny Son, I hear.
Speaker 3: Being like it's been like a deleted by the the process,
squealing like tire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like someone is just tweaking out and just throwing
the bat all over the place. And this goes on
for an hour and I'm like, surviving advance, surviving advance,
surviving advance. So then I had to drive my brother.
My brother took the bus there. I'm like, why did
you do this? I just wanted to experience it. I'm like, bro,
good luck, please don't die.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been on like Amtrak?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's like a New York to North cast or
really bad. It could be really bad compared to Europe. Yeah,
our trains are garbage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's like this, this certain class takes it
and they they don't care. They'll play their hip hop
music and it's just like, please stop.
Speaker 3: Well, dude, I mean we had a did you see
this story on the subway in New York? A guy
was having sex with a corpse, a dead body on
the subway in New York this week?
Speaker 2: Like, what are you doing right now?
Speaker 9: Um?
Speaker 2: Fired, nobody does stuff. Then you have a guy humping
a corpse?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, what are we doing in New York City?
Speaker 2: Johnny, bring up the details. I gotta find a water
to detail.
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was working out when I was really young in l
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Speaker 3: Faggot just refuse to believe that that's that, that's not
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he would stay here, he'd give us our keys, or
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nailed that. So, Johnny, I do Detroit. It's great. I
had a lot of fun. It is a great city.
Got to meet some good friends. What I had fun.
So the next week, I've done three weeks in a row.
Very rarely do I do. I like to be home
at least two weekends with my kids. I got an
extended stay home for a while, which I'm excited about.
So I'm hanging out with my kids. So so my
next gig is in Tennessee. It's a one nighter and
I'm in the Third Eye Carnival. Well, two days before
I'm supposed to go, there is a tornado warning.
Speaker 3: A tornado warning, A tornado is on the ground, by
the way, that's what a tornado warning means.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm like, okay, I got I mean, dude, Dana's like,
I don't know if you're going. I'm like, I might
have to go. We need the cash. No, you might
not go. So she she texts Steve from Slow News Day.
She's like is the weather, okay, And he sends me
back a picture blue skies, Blue skies. We're like, okay,
I guess it's okay, dude. I fly in, bro it
is a tornado rain. It is a tornado rain. Bro.
So I so this is the true story. So I
get to I get to it's in Portland, Portland, Tennessee,
all right, which is just outside of Nashville. And it's
so funny. I'm playing a fucking barn while kill Tony's
playing the local arena. So I saw that.
Speaker 3: I do you have did you tweet out the foot
of somebody tweeted out you there? And this setup is fascinating.
Where did you do you have it? Do you know
where I can find it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I don't know my tweeted out like you? What's it
called in a third eye?
Speaker 2: Third eye carnival?
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead, keep talking. I'll see if I can
say so.
Speaker 2: So I get there, right, I always forget the packs
on certain things. I go down to the front desk.
This guy, you know, it's so funny, dude, the guy
run the front desk at the hotel is the nicest guy.
It's the nicest guy. And I go, dude, Why are
you in a hotel in Portland, Tennessee. You should be
running a major corporation. So I go down. I go down,
and I go, hey, man, do you guys have some
Do you guys have some toothpaste? They're like, no, we
don't have any. We're out. Sorry were They were like, oh,
we're so sorry. I can't believe we don't have I go,
it's okay, it's okay, it's okay. I'm going to go down.
And you know, when I go to town i've never
been to, I like to sample the local culture, right.
I like to go, hey, what's going on in this town?
So I decide to go to Walmart? Right, I went
to Walmart. We've lost Johnny. I go to Walmart. Ah, Johnny,
I went to Walmart, Johnny, I went to Walmart. So
and that's where you go. Oh my god, that was
a crazy that that was a shift focus. You ask
go one way, you went the other way. I go
to Walmart. Dude, I'm gonna be honest with you. You
know you can't hear me. I can hear me, i'd
i'd hemp me. I'm fine, dude, it's gotta be you
can you guys hear me. Let me know if you
can hear me. Isn't that for Walmart? No, it's not
an ad for Walmart. I'm just saying at Portland, Portland, Kentucky. Okay,
the lady, there's some talent at the local Walmart. All right,
there's some talent. There's some fat asses. And I'm like, dude,
if I could pull some ass at Walmart, I might
not even have to leave. I might not. I might
just Yeah, dude, there's some there's there's some fat asses
at Walmart. So I walk in, I start walking, and dude,
there is there is some a gorgeous black woman with
her kids, I mean gorgeous. Johnny, can you still not
hear me. I'm gonna tell this great story. I'm just
gonna go off the reactions from the crowd. Oh shut up, Ken,
we're telling stories here to be fun. Get out of here.
Oh I can hear you, Johnny, Johnny, I can.
Speaker 3: If you can hear me, I can't hear I might
have to leave a studio for a second come back,
and this happening. Don't please, don't go.
Speaker 4: I'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Don't go begging you to stay. Good job. I need
you'll love the minute you walk out that door. Please
don't go, don't go, begging you to stay. Oh here,
let me do the lyrics, so do it. Please don't go.
We'll sing the lyrics as Johnny leaves. Come on. Okay,
here we go. Please don't go. I feel this. Oh dude,
what is that? Please don't go. I'm begging you to stay.
That's not it.
Speaker 4: That's not it.
Speaker 2: What was the name of the song, guys, it's not
these don't go. What's the name of the song? What
is the name of the song.
Speaker 3: It's just gonna end the broadcast if it ends right here.
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Speaker 2: With a Walmart booty, with a Walmart Bootyney with a
wall Mall booty. Come on with a Walmart booty. What
what chicken? But but please don't go. Don't go, dude,
it doesn't look like the lyrics. Oh, here we go.
Let's try this one Casey's Sunshine Band.
Speaker 3: I love you, dude, I don't know it said the
stream yard does that sometimes where it just kills your audience.
Can are you here?
Speaker 2: Can you hear me? Okay, Johnny, please don't go, don't go.
Wag you say because I love no man. You walk
out that door.
Speaker 3: I found that. I found the picture of you and
in this barn. Uh it's it's oh shoy, I mean
this place is kind of wild.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 3: This is hold on Okay, I can't find the exact
one that was that kind of showed. It was like
a video people walking around.
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Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: Would? Do you know?
Speaker 3: What was happening when AJ had on that transfer?
Speaker 2: Blair? What is there a Blair White? He's like, I
got finished the story.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I thought you were done. I'm sorry I
didn't hear it start Johnny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called filler, dude. I'm at Walmart House of ass. Okay,
I walk in there's this gorgeous, gorgeous, black mom gorgeous.
She has like three.
Speaker 3: Hot black everywhere.
Speaker 2: Dude, all I do is bag with black hat tease.
So so, I mean, this girl is so gorgeous. I
can't stop staring at her. Right, I'm just staring at
her so hot. And then I look down and her son,
who's maybe five maybe at the most, is mean mugging me. Dog,
mean mugging me. And I'm like, oh dog, hey dog,
and he handed God starts throwing me crip signs.
Speaker 3: Dog did not looking for another uncle.
Speaker 2: Bro. Yeah yeah dog, we good?
Speaker 8: We good?
Speaker 2: Dog, We good, we good. I'm like, yeah, respect little man,
respect your mom. Throw me down, throwing some of my
fucking some cryptal signs at me. I'm like, dude, they
don't put up protect your mama at all times. That's
a true story. So I go back to my room.
I buy I buy the hotel bunch of toothpaste. They're
only a buck. I buy a whole bunch. I drop
them off. I go back to my hotel. I'm getting
ready to go. I get in my I get in
my car. Here's the thing about Kentucky, Here's the thing
about Tennessee. These are Red States, Live free states, dude.
There there's speed limits absolutely ridiculous, and it changes instantly
in some places where it goes fifty five, seventy fifty five,
seventy seventy, sixty five, sixty five seven, and you're like,
you're just trying to get me to get a ticket.
Oh no, At some point, Johnny, at some point when
you leave the Nashville Airport, the the stop, the speed
limit side, and the and the number of the highway
are the same color, white and black. So you're like,
is that a highway number or is that the speed limit?
Could you go from fifty five to one fifty five?
And You're like, I need to need the speed and
I'll go right now. Bang. So I go there. This
barn is so deep into the hills of Kentucky or Tennessee,
so deep. So you leave Kentucky into into Tennessee. It's
like they were doing jokes about was uh Kentucky see
or whatever the word would be, Kentucky and the sea
or whatever it is. So I go there. This is
a funny picture. Everyone can't believe how big Kurt Metzker
is versus the rest of us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he does look like a like aplo.
Speaker 2: He's also on a seat, a different seat, and he's close,
so it looks like and it was a great discussion,
but it is raining.
Speaker 3: It is raining, as somebody sent a video and I
can't find it, and they like panned around and showed outside.
Because this is not what you would call like an
enclosed space, right, It's more of like a roof and
then an open like the sides are open, right.
Speaker 2: Ten, Kentucky. Ten in Kentucky. That's so funny. So so
I go there, dude, I'm telling you. It says it's
like five miles away. The speed limit in this area
is like twenty miles an hour, so it takes me
forever to get to this place. And you're driving, you're driving,
and it's raining harder and harder. So then this guy's like,
hey man, you gotta park out here. There's no parking
in there. I go, dude, I'm headlining. I'm parking as
close to that barn as I can get. Oh okay,
And I drive in and I parked her like, do
not leave it right here, it will get stuck. I'm like,
we'll figure it out. So I get there. Poor poor
Leonardo Joni she has to show up late. She's like, yeah,
I had a pull over. It was raining that bad.
Not me, dude. I was like, yeah, dude, let's go.
I mean the windshow wipers are losing the war. So
we get there, dude, and it stops raining. We're like, oh,
it's great. It is mud everywhere, Johnny, my fucking nice sneakers.
I wore my nice sneakers. It's still got mud in increases.
I gotta find a toothbrush and just clean out the crust.
So I do it. I go up there, dude, I'm
doing stand up while a tornado's going on. A tornado's happening.
Cows are just getting chucked. Cows are just getting chucked.
I'm doing stand up. Nobody's caring. One of the Birthday
Boys it was his birthday. He's like, I'm not coming.
One of the comics were like, oh, we're still doing
the show. There's a tornado, like come in.
Speaker 3: So we go in Birthday Boys. What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Well, the night of the Comedy The night of the
the Comedy Show was two guys birthdays. I'm not gonna
say who it is because the one guy's like, I'm
not coming in it's a birthday. I'm like, I flew
it here, come hang out. It was crazy, dude. So
I'm doing stand up. Right, it's about six comics. The
first one goes up. It's this chick. She runs a
show and she has she has the white girl from
fight Club energy. Do you know what I'm talking about?
What's her name? Helen? She has that energy, and it's
the energy that scares women but turns on men, but
then scares met Right, you're like, listen with it. I
know you're great. In bed with that energy, you get
weird and then as soon as we're done, you are
figuring out what part of the house you're going to
start to fire it. That's the energy. But every guy
was like, I'll risk it, I'll risk it. I don't care.
So she goes up, she does the great. Scott Armstrong's hosting,
so then the chick goes up. She does a great job.
I'm like, are we timing people? Oh? Oh yeah, okay, yeah,
let's let's not do a telethon tonight. There's like a
thousand comedians, right.
Speaker 3: Oh, I found it. I found the thing.
Speaker 4: Okay, here you go.
Speaker 3: This is the conditions that Sam is enduring here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at this crazy yes dumping, dumping all right
and kill Tony is it?
Speaker 3: Wow? Dude, I mean, you gotta wonder if God's on
your side and it's just dumping down right like that
you're trying to do.
Speaker 2: Your owner of the estate was very nice. She's like,
I tried to tell them to do it in June.
They wanted to do it now, which is fine. The
people there had a great time. It was a lot
of fun. It was to check it off in a
barn during a tornado like some Wizard of O shit. Right.
So then the next person goes up is a black
a black chick, very cool chick who is loves being
called the N word. That's what she loved. She loved it.
She loved when people say the N word. I'm like, oh,
you're gonna love Leonardo Jonie when she went up, and
then Brad Binkley he went up next and super crushed.
He was so fucking funny, great writer. Then he had
a buddy of his who does a great Trump impersonation
come up and they improved all this funny ass shit
and it crushed. It was great. So I'm like, okay,
the everyone did great. The no but Scott was doing jokes.
Everyone did great.
Speaker 3: There was no bad I mean, is it or is
there like music and ship or is it just comedy?
Speaker 2: No, this show was all comedy. The music was like
the night before this was all comedy. Then the next day,
then the next day. Then then Leonardo goes up and
you get why she's she she's doing well, why are
clips do? She writes in a really great she writes
in a really good style that's very clippable, you can
clip it. It's easily digestible, and she's talking mad shit
and she's really great at it. So you get it, like, Okay,
you're a great fuck You're a great writer. And so
is Brad. Great writer. They just were great writers. It
was real fun. So then I go up and it's
just chaos. Dude. I got dogs coming up laying right
next to me. I'm like, this dog's gonna essay me
for sure. And you know, none of you guys are
gonna do anything because you're gonna be like dude, it
just fits the night, all right. I'm crushing. I'm crushing.
And then halfway through my set, they're like, let's give
Steve a birthday party. So halfway through a show. I
stop what I'm doing and I we bring up the
birthday cake to wish Steve who from Slow's Newsday for
Tunkin Tunk and Tunkin tunk and Tunkin he wish him
a happy birthday. He does that, and then I have
to pick up where I left and it was great.
It was that was it, dude. I did stand up.
So then I had to drive. So Johnny, here's the
craziest part of the night. The whole thing is crazy,
but the craziest part of the night, Johnny, is on
the ride home. There is lightning everywhere, and I'm on
a plane and I'm the only thing at certain moments
that's the highest up and there's boom, you see lightning
flashes everywhere. I'm like, dude, I'm gonna get.
Speaker 3: Hit by lightning in the plane, is what you're worried about?
Speaker 2: No, in my car when when I'm driving back to
the hotel front no no, no, no, no, no no no, no, Okay.
What I meant was a plane like.
Speaker 3: Land.
Speaker 2: There's nothing around me for big chunks, and I'm like,
I'm going to get lit up. I'm gonna get lit up.
And my question is will I have superpowers.
Speaker 3: What happened is that, you know, it used to be
the thing like you would hear people would say this
when I was a kidding way that if you're in
a car and you get struck by lying, it's okay
because the tires are rubber. But I don't know if
that's true. Do you know about that? Is that true?
Speaker 2: I mean, that's why I literally think about going, Oh God,
please let these be rubber tires. Please please, please don't
let me get hit.
Speaker 3: Like trees, houses and people, anything outside is at risk
of being struck by lightning when thunderstorms in the area.
The good news, though, is that the outer metal shell
of a hard topped metal vehicle does provide protection to
those inside a vehicle with the windows closed, so there
is some protection of a car. It sounds like that's
from the National Weather Service, an authority, as Douglas Murray
would appreciate me pointing out an authority.
Speaker 2: On what crazy. So, Johnny, today, I'm going to name
my two favorite airports and my least favorite airport. Okay,
my favorite airport is the Nashville Airport. It is like
literally flying into a mall. And the reason it's great
is because your your rental car area is right next
to the airport. It's connected to the airport. So you
just get off, grab your bag, walk right to the thing.
You it's the best Dallas. Dallas is like a nightclub,
meets a mall, hot chicks everywhere, a million options. It's you.
I love the Dallas Airport.
Speaker 3: On the Dallas Airport.
Speaker 2: Possibly that is that's why it's not Yeah, okay, I'm
gonna take it off, Johnny, thank you. If you have
to take a train, you're out. You are out. And
then the worst airport the Seattle Airport. The Seattle Airport
is the worst airport of all time. It's the worst
airport of all time.
Speaker 3: I've never been there.
Speaker 2: So we go to the airport. I gotta grab a
car because I need to drive around and do some shit,
you know. So we go out, do the line to
get on the on the fucking rental car bus is
literally around the block, and we're like, oh, dude, we
got to figure this out. I go, why don't we
just uber there? Let's go uber there, got an Uber
twenty bucks, got there. Bang, we were out. Yeah, So
the worst airport is the Seattle is the Seattle airport
it is. It is unnecessarily long lines. There's no reason
for it. They need to expand to make it bigger.
Speaker 3: I mean, I I know my two my favorite and
my least favorite of both in North Carolina, and I
fly a lot of airports. Charlotte is a nightmare.
Speaker 2: Because Charlotte is the most wide there.
Speaker 3: You can walk farther in Charlotte, I think somebody said
than any other airport, uh without without you know, going outside.
And then Ralegh is the best because Riley's dead simple.
Two terminals. You get right to it, get in, get out,
get in, get out. You want to hit some headlines, yeah,
let's go. Well the big the big thing to me
and I maybe you don't care about this as much
as that John Wick five is official now John Wicks
now is going to be back. I'm so happy. I
love those those movies, dude, as far as just giving
people what they want, are the best at that.
Speaker 2: It's mindless stupid and we love it and we love it. Yeah,
and we love It's like they're like, can we stop?
They're like they want a new one, but we did.
We'll figure it out. It doesn't make anything, you know,
they'll be like John Wicked's gone the will step out,
Hello man and then he's right there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his twin or something that would be great. But no,
I was really stoked about that man. That made me
very happy to see that they were coming back with it.
And it's also like Keanu reeves everything you There's not
many people in Hollywood right where everything you hear about
them is like he's the greatest guy ever to live.
He's like new like really like he's given money to
homeless people, He's going out of his way to help
old ladies across the street. Just any anything like that.
Speaker 2: He's banging for a while.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally age appropriate banging. That was a big thing women.
He won the women over with age appropriate banging. So
you now, I want to know were you trolling or
did you get trolled the other day when you shared
this tweets? Do you know what I'm going to bring
up here now?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Because I it it made me, I mean, it made
me laugh. But and then I thought, and I know
Sam in the past has intentionally retweeted things, uh to troll,
to troll the troll essentially, Uh, so tell me is
this right here? Are you trolling or did you seriously
just not look at this.
Speaker 2: Give me one reason why any civilian needs access to
something like this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you wrote f right off boot liquor.
How is that for a reason? Keep smoking? Lizard pulled,
dumb ass? Yeah, now did you look at have you
looked at this image?
Speaker 2: Oh? It's a camera. It's a camera, so I thought
it was real?
Speaker 3: So you Oh so you did get Okay this guy?
Speaker 2: Thank you, Johnny, because did you did you feel better
about yourself?
Speaker 3: You don't read your comments though. All the comments were like, Sam,
I think that's the camera.
Speaker 2: This fucker. Why don't you delete it? I'm going immediately.
Speaker 4: I did that.
Speaker 3: I would just immediately delete.
Speaker 2: That, Johnny. I don't even care if it's a camera. Okay,
I want that camera gun right now.
Speaker 3: That made me laugh. I was like Sam, not paying
attention to the tweets again.
Speaker 2: We'll pay attention, Johnny. I'm running and gunning. Okay, when
you realize that, you'll realize that, Johnny. How about this
John Hinckley with a young chick going me and my
dear friend.
Speaker 3: What John's got a broad Johnny?
Speaker 2: Go to his uh page.
Speaker 3: He's got a Twitter page?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no ship John Hankley. I mean, who would have
thought he would have had a second act to his life?
Oh god, you know, Oh this is funny. Oh dear,
it's really funny.
Speaker 2: Johnny. Is the reason I fell for that gun is
because Jeff Dye fell for it too. Oh did he?
Speaker 3: Oh that's funny.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Look at this dude.
Speaker 3: This he's like a right, I'm gonna put my hand
on his shoulder.
Speaker 2: They can fix him.
Speaker 3: It's like one one hand is like right here, in
the other hand is a gun right in her back?
Like you.
Speaker 2: Take this picture? You fuck?
Speaker 3: Oh that's so funny.
Speaker 2: Wow, who I mean?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hey, if you can play guitar too, that goes so far.
Like if you're like a dangerous guy who shot a
president and you can play guitar, you're gonna get a
certain class a woman, no matter.
Speaker 2: How old you are. That girl hates her dad.
Speaker 3: So one of the other big stories that was going around,
which I have a problem with, and I suspect you
will too. The reporting on this has been, hey, we
brought back dire wolves. Dire wolves were extinct and now
they're back. We'll just played briefly this little clip. Wait, actually,
you know what, no, I want to go to this
one over here. Hold on, who are they bang? Time
magazine has has been handled the reporting on it seems
like it's kind of been a pr managed situation.
Speaker 4: Here.
Speaker 3: The tweet from Time magazine is meet the first dire
wolves to exist in over ten thousand.
Speaker 10: Years of A dire wolf hasn't been heard on planet
Earth for more than ten thousand years.
Speaker 11: That's because the species is extinct or was. Colossal Bioscience
is a Dallas based company that's using genetic engineering to
de extinct long gone species, and this is the first
time Colossal's dire wolf pups, who are now six months old,
have been seen by the public.
Speaker 10: Heyba as from the beginning and share this footage with
Time for a cover story. So can you tell me
a little bit about what went into engineering the dire wolf.
Speaker 12: We extracted DNA from two fossils that we knew from
previous work, add some amount of preserved ancient DNA. One
was a thirteen thousand year old bone and the other
was a seventy two thousand year old bone and an
inner earbone. We were able to generate two genomes, two
dire wolf genome sequences from that which we then compared
to all the other wolves for which there's already been
data generated. And when we do that, we want to
figure out where it is that these two dire wolves
are similar to each other but different from the other
wolves that are out there, and so we come up
with this list of genes where they're distinct. Now, our
goal in the dire wolf projects, just like with all
the extinction projects, is to re engineer the core traits,
the core characteristics that made these extinct species unique and
able to fill whatever role that they filled in their
ecosystem when they were still alive.
Speaker 3: Using this not so yeah, not a good idea. First
of all, did you not see Jurassic Park?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, First, did you not watch the Secondly, why it
sounds like some some other scientists have had a chance
to look at this, and it sounds like these aren't
really dire wolves either, because they've just taken gray wolf
gray wolf genetics and altered them. At a view like,
I think it was just a handful like six areas
of distinction, one making their coats white, one making them
like bigger, and then a couple of other things to
make it so that they could mate. In fact, I
think or so that they could be brought to term
inside of like a dog. But uh, it's not technically
a dire wolf. What they've created is kind of just
a mutant gray wolf that has some traits that are
well And now they're talking about they're talking about bringing
back a mouse, that creating a mouse with some of
the traits of a wooly mammoth, and then eventually bringing
back a wooly mammoth that's weird bad with the wooly
mammoth traits.
Speaker 2: Is that not.
Speaker 3: Strange? And then to kill us Yeah, talking about bringing
back the dodo bird too, which is like, who is
anybody pining away for the.
Speaker 2: Dough dodo birds? So they get murked by the dire wolves.
You're like, hey, you're back, have fun.
Speaker 3: They're dead now, and they're talking about like the the
endgame of this sam is to release these back into
the world because they think that their their argument is
they have a role to play in the ecosystem and
they should have never been extinct. So their idea is
to eventually now those wolves are going to be They're
on a secret nature reserve, like a massive natures are
somewhere in Texas. Uh So people don't go hunt them
because you know, hunters are getting a hart on to
be like the first guy to kill kill a dire
wolf in ten thousand years. I would love to do that,
but yeah, I don't know. Everything about this is just
like bad, bad idea. Don't do it. So, yeah, you
don't need.
Speaker 2: More dead animals coming back. There's a reason why they're dead.
They got murked. Move on. Now, if you said we
over farm them or we over killed them, I'll be
okay with that. But do not bring back you know,
savor to tigers.
Speaker 3: No, totally.
Speaker 2: He's not with a pikachuw or a care bear.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: People are yelling out people they want Chris Farley. Do
you want a fucking reanimated Chris Farley? No?
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, that's now that now you're talking.
Speaker 2: Came back. They brought him back, but his comedy style
doesn't work anymore. So he's doing all these wacky physical comedy.
It's not really working. So he gets back on coke
and kills himself.
Speaker 3: That would be That would be great. So the other
thing this week I wanted to ask you about, it's
uh is okay? So Russell Brand has we've we've been
hearing about this for a while, that he was.
Speaker 2: That's the whole thing. We've been hearing about this for a.
Speaker 3: While, and now he's finally face accusations of some essay stuff,
you know, all alleged. Of course, here was his response
to the accusation.
Speaker 9: Hello, firstly, thank you for these incredible and overwhelming messages
of support. We're very fortunate in a way to live
in a time where there's so little trust in the
British government. We're very fortunate, I suppose that this is
happening at a time where we know that the law
has become a kind of weapon to be used against people, institutions,
and sometimes entire nations that will not accept and tolerate
levels of corruption that a un presidented and on speaking ptgularly,
for those of you that are watching in the UK,
how do you feel about your legal system right now?
How do you feel about some of the high profile
cases that are not being pursued and prosecuted. How do
you feel that the Southport murders were handled? How do
you feel about the government of Keir Starmer. So that's
just sort of general context.
Speaker 10: Me.
Speaker 9: I've always told you guys that when I was young
and single, before I had my wife and family were
just about shot. Over there, my beautiful children. I was
a fool man. I was a fool before I lived
in the light of the Lord. I was a drug addict,
a sex addict, and an embacyl.
Speaker 4: But what I never was was a rapist.
Speaker 9: I've never engaged in non consensual activity. I pray that
you can see that by the thing in my eyes.
I want to thank all of you if you're continuing support,
I want to let you know that our show will
be on Rumble on Monday. Thanks for your support then,
and of course I'm not gonna have the opportunity to
defend these charges in court, and I'm incredibly grateful for that.
In the meantime, you lot stay free and we will
be continuing to discuss this man.
Speaker 3: So so there it is. That's his response. I'm curious,
what do you as someone with a finally attuned bullshit meter.
Maybe not on tweets, but.
Speaker 2: The whole theory has been like his pivot in his
brand was for this moment. Yes, that has been the
belief since the start that this is it. Now the
question becomes is it is it real? Like did he
hook up with a girl way underage? Is that punishable?
Is that right? You know, that's what we're talking about.
And if it turns out he did burn him, he's
going to get in trouble now, you know. I don't
like when we get into like you know, we're gonna
have Crystal Lee on the show, and we love Crystalia.
I think crystal Leia got bum rap.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: That's not very popular with people because nobody can tell
me what the difference between Crystalia, Crystalia, Jerry Seinfeld and
Jeffrey Ross's. Nobody can tell me the difference is Jeffrey
Ross and Jerry Seinfeld is still loved by Hollywood and
Chris is not. And that's that's my point.
Speaker 3: There's also a big difference between what Jeffrey Ross is
alleged to have.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but nobody cares. And if she she watched the
mental gymnastics of everything going on. Yes, okay, so that's
my whole thing. Do I think he hooked up? Sometimes?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 2: My whole thing is this what age? How old was he?
What is it? And we'll see what happens. How long
ago was it?
Speaker 3: I mean, does that feel what you saw there though?
Does that feel genuine to you? Like, does he does
that or does that seem like it's.
Speaker 2: He's just I didn't what did you think because I
didn't read anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I didn't read it.
Speaker 2: Like people hate that. They go, that's the worst response ever.
I don't know what else he could.
Speaker 3: Say exactly, Yeah that's how I feel.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now he is an actor. He's a performer, so he's
gonna be good at that if he wants to be
you know. Uh, but god, I mean, you would have
to be the ultimate piece of ship to fake a conversion,
a religious conversion to save your career. Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like the ultimate People have been saying that forever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I know, and that's why it's suspicious. So,
uh that's one to follow. Uh there, I'll tell you what.
There's a there's a little pivot. But uh, life more
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Speaker 3: Respontine will wind up here. Okay, So this Netflix show Adolescence.
Have you have you followed any of this adolescents? Do
you know about the show?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that it's like all weird.
Speaker 3: It's all weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you mean, because is this the one
where they took a story flipped the main player made
him black to white. Yeah, I will call that weird, Johnny.
Speaker 3: No, No, that's right, thank you. So what happened is, uh,
there was this knife attack by a young autistic man
boy sorry, who was bullied. He killed this girl. Uh,
and he was black. His name was like Hassan something
I can't remember in England. And then uh, a screenwriter
created a script from that and a few other similar
veined attacks, and in Netflix creates the show. The boy
in the show now is white. It's a white family,
and he's being radicalized by right wing uh male male
chauvinists like Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate his name dropped in
this show and they're like, yeah, you know he's been
You gotta watch out for these right and they call
it recycling is what they call it? Red?
Speaker 2: I mean, how is that any different than what?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: The Douglas Murray said, you're radical.
Speaker 3: And here's the uh so, here's a here's how it's
been portrayed by the likes of uh Rolling Stone magazine. Uh,
hold on, there it is Okay, so this is what
Rolling Stone tweeted are put on Facebook. The other adolescents
has started a conversation about how parents can watch out
for red flags that their loved ones are being red pilled.
Speaker 2: God, you know what else you could do is when
you're her nephew or son shows up and says she's
your niece and daughter? How about that red flat? I mean,
they're just idiots. They're completely and utterly Uh, this is
why they're dying. But it doesn't matter. Rolling Stones is dead.
So what they do, Johnny and I say this all
the time. What they do is they take a brand
that has a name everyone knows, Rolling Stones, right, and
they just use it to propagate propaganda. And it doesn't
matter if nobody likes it because it's dead. Okay, so
they'll they'll use their folks to say stupid shit like that,
and they don't care if everybody hates it because the
brand's already dead. You can't kill it's alry dead. These
are zombie brands. They did that with Yahoo forever. You remember,
Yahoo's dead. All of a sudden, Yahoo's pumping out all
these super woke articles because it wouldn't destroy the brand.
It was already dead.
Speaker 3: Most of them they don't even write. It's just stuff
that they're repackaging, aggregating from other sources. Now, this is
uh this, I gotta give my card, I really do.
I just I want you to I'll finish with these people,
but I just want to show you this before you go.
This is that uh AJ clip we referenced earlier. Oh yeah,
it's too funny not to uh not to show here.
Speaker 7: Blair is a good person. You look like a woman.
Blair White's done nothing wrong. Your bones look like a woman.
We're very blessed to have you as an amazing, beautiful,
smart person. My genetics says, this is a woman. You're
an articulate, amazing person, a beautiful person. The way God
works mysterious ways, it creates beautiful things. He just shows
you how the how God works in mysterious ways.
Speaker 2: I know this in my heart.
Speaker 7: You're a good person. You love the children, You're the
perfect spokesperson. This is what they probably should have done
over a over a but life apherently, at a spiritual level,
I realized that God's working through you and it's it's
an amazing thing.
Speaker 4: Blair.
Speaker 3: Now, my question on Twitter was did did AJ accidentally
sleep with this woman?
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 3: Because that's porn?
Speaker 2: And then he was looking at which get weird, Get weird.
We don't care. Beep it if you want, Johnny, I
don't know what to tell you. We're real here.
Speaker 3: Since you're gonna leave, I just want to I'll continue
with the super chats, bro. Yeah, I'll do those too.
As I was gonna say, this is the thing that
would we would have led with had the Douglas Murray
uh disaster not happened. Sam Harris should thank Douglas Murray.
Because Sam Harris was having the worst week ever. He
went on his own podcast and kind of curb stopped himself.
Uh just the dumbest, the dumbest, so dumb. Oh, it's
so dumb.
Speaker 13: Right, And and this is something I've I've complained about
with Lex Rieban right likes another very nice guy. I
don't think he's so intentioned at all. But he's gonna
set to sit down with Putin really and conduct an interview.
Speaker 3: That's by the way, this guy talks so slow, I
can put him at one and a half speed and.
Speaker 2: Absolutely curb stopped by hey by Dave Smith, I mean
absolutely curbstoped. And it's this notion that nobody would know
about you if you were on Joe Rogan and then
and then Dave Smith curb stops and like I should
do it the old old fashuat my mother should have
created the Golden Girls, right, which is the best curb
stopping ever. Sam Harris is a garbage man. He's a
garbage man. He's he has been completely shown as a fraud.
He said he didn't care if they were they found
dead babies in hunter Byen's basement, Okay. He said he
wished that more people had died from COVID so he
could still have credibility. Basically he sat along the lines
of that allegedly. And then the last thing he basically
said was that the West is morally superior because of intentions.
Even though we're killing everybody, they're not killing us. Even
if you believe that it was Islam that did nine
to eleven three thousand people, isn't even close to what
Net and Yahoo George Bush, Jick Cheney is gone. It's
an embarrassing and he's just his brand is dead. And
it's like, you know Rogan said this, but you know
I've been saying this forever. Guys, authenticity is the fucking
currency of the future. And when you fake the funk
on a nasty dunk, you're gonna get curb stopped. I
have to go, Johnny.
Speaker 3: They could tell myself, I'll play this if just leave
it up, and if I'm still here when you get back,
just say goodbye to everybody. But I will continue to
be h Yeah, sure, yeah. I just think it would
be funny to watch you walk around there and you're uh,
I'll take you down if you come back, I'll all right.
Let me just kick from city. What happened to mine?
I'm still here, everybody, Okay, So we're gonna play this.
Uh this is the uh Sam Harris thing that we
were just talking about here. Uh Sam is just im
I mean, he's another one of these guys who, by
the way he talks, seems to have some kind of
intellectual theft. But when you when you really think about
what he's saying, it's clear that he's an idiot. And
I'm just we'll play this as four minutes.
Speaker 13: Be useful for the world. I mean, that seems extraordinarily
unlikely to go.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 13: I love les to prove me wrong. There, but I
saw how it goes when he talks to people like
Tucker Carlson or Kanye West or any other controversial figure.
You know, some of those conversations have been just disastrous
founts of misinformation. So it is with the the All
In podcast guys, right, like, you know, I don't know
I only know Jason. I've met David Sacks once, but
I can't say I know him.
Speaker 4: But you know, I was.
Speaker 13: I was a big fan of their podcast in the beginning,
you know, when they were talking about just business stuff
and you know, entrepreneurship, and that was that was fun
and useful, and I think they were giving a lot
of valid information there to people. But once they got political,
once they got deep into you know, once once David
Sachs began spouting Kremlin talking points, quite literally Kremlin talking points,
though he would he would roll his eyes at that description.
And they they were completely unencumbered by any you know,
valid journalistic or academic correction of of this, you know,
you know, Dunning Kruger effect that took hold over there.
It's been a disaster, right, And they had Trump on
and they had Tucker on, and these interviews were totally irresponsible.
Speaker 3: Also does does he have some kind of physical deformity
in his face where he's just permanently in this uh,
this kind of raised eyebrow position here, this, This isn't
that bizard, look at it. It never moves this. Watch
watch the rest of this. That eyebrow just remains up.
I wonder if just from being a bit your entire life,
you keep your eyebrow up.
Speaker 13: Like that, right, And I think quite politically consequential, right,
I mean this when we look at all that the
legions of tech Bros. And Brogan's audience and in the
All In podcast audience, and you know that this this
vibe shift that took hold in tech those podcasts, those
two podcasts in particular, I guess I could addlest to that. Uh,
I think were largely responsible, right, And the normalization of
of supporting this personality cult in Trump. I mean, you know,
Elon also played his role. It's been disastrous and I'm
not sure again, apart from an economic catastrophe, I'm not
sure what is going to break the spell. But the
errors that these podcast hosts have been making are absolutely obvious,
right to any real journalist or any real academic touching
anyone of these subjects. The errors they're making are crystal
clear and totally avoidable. And so, I mean, to do
this job effectively, you know, as a member in the
the independent media, you still have to internalize the norms
that that made real journalism real journalism in the past.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 13: And if you don't want to be a journalist and
you don't want to be academic, and you don't want
to be intellectual, you don't want to be you just
want to be an entertainer, well then don't interview Vladimir.
Speaker 4: Putin, right.
Speaker 13: I mean, it's just insane to be subjecting our political
process to that level of pollution of in the information space.
I mean, it's just it's like to again, Joe's got
effectively holocaust deniers on his podcast at a moment where
anti Semitism has become more consequential.
Speaker 3: Then, by the way, there's a big gap between Holocaust
denial and the people he's had on the podcast. I mean,
it's he's become one of these people where you can't
even broach the issue, You can't even have a real
discussion about any of these things without them just slapping
these labels on you, like Holocaust and I are anti
semi et cetera again, and his eyebrow has not moved
the whole time that right eyebrow watched this.
Speaker 13: It's fascinating globally speaking, then it has been since the Holocaust, right,
I mean that's his contribution to this moment.
Speaker 3: I mean, look at that dude. I didn't even know
he was on someone else's podcast. The other guy didn't
get a word in for four solid minutes. So yeah,
it's I mean, Sam will be back in a minute, guys,
it is. It's just been a week of that kind
of the people who are what would you say, in
the intellectual establishment, the intelligentsia outing themselves as tyrants. You
know that there are people who in favor, in favor
of the kind of intellectual tyranny they want, They want
to control the conversation. Podcasters aren't allowed to talk about
these things because they're not experts. I mean imagine telling, uh,
telling a podcaster that they couldn't have Vladimir putinah because
they're not qualified, you know, to have a discussion with
the guy. Well that that kind of opportunity. You would
say no to that if you're Lex Freeman, And I
mean we're not. We've talked about before. We're not the
biggest fans of Lex Freeman. This is not a guy
with a lot of charisma, but that somehow he's like
an intellectual lightweight Lex Freeman. He's not.
Speaker 2: He's not.
Speaker 3: He's a he's a weird guy. He's an autist, but
he's not. You know, he's not an intellectual lightweight. So
I don't that would have been the thing we would
have led with if it wasn't for Douglas Murray uh
putting his entire body in his own mouth on Rogan. Uh.
So we're gonna read the uh the super chats here,
let's get through these.
Speaker 4: What do we got?
Speaker 3: Schneider says, if you had to choose something, what would
you consider yourself an expert on?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wow? Uh?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 3: What would Sam say? I'm not Sam would say stand
up comedy. I think that's pretty obvious myself. I think
probably journalism. I spent more time more than about a
decade as a journalist, an editor, a web editor. Uh,
in print journalism. Uh yeah, I would, I'd say probably journalism.
Uh there uh t Perez says, what app do I
use to get into the stock game? Guys? So I
can follow cash Daddy's fully time. Uh I, I'd hate
to recommend one. They ask chat TBT on that one,
because you're sometimes if you have a bank that has
online banking, that that will be the best deal for
you to get into stocks is through that it'll be
cheaper for you because they're they're giving you a discount
because you're already banking with them. I would just say,
don't use Robinhood. They have proven themselves not to be
reliable when things go against them, and the people that
pull the strings for them, they will make it so
that you can't trade those particulars we've seen in the
past with the whole game stock debacle. Here is Mark
a supersticker, no idea what that is? Shout out Mark?
Hey you says There used to be an awesome nightclub
slash performance venue that was formerly a church in Pontiac, Michigan,
called Clutch Cargoes. Pontiac is also a dystopian Oh sorry,
sorry to hear that about Pontiac. Wonderful, wonderful car in
the nineties, Adam H says, Sam, please come to the
southeast Atlanta, Greenville, South Greenville, South Carolina is beautiful. Just
stay away. From Asheville. What's wrong with Asheville?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 3: As a fellow North Carolinia, and I don't claim that city.
I mean, are you saying it's too liberal, because yeah,
that's true if it's the same way in Chapel Hill
and that's where I went to school. But you can
still find good people there. Greenville, South Carolina, the shit
I love Greenville, South Carolina. Gumbo pie, cool name. Sam
crushed it in Uh sorry, Sam crushed half the barn
in Portland, Tennessee last weekend. Congrats getting through the floods
in a rented key. Yeah, killed it at the Third
I Carnival and he talked about that earlier. David s
Boys buy some gm E muchlove from Chicago. What is
game stop doing now? Are people still really buying that shit?
Let's see game Stop Stop right twenty six forty. Let's
see on the week it is up sixteen percent. I
guess it's probably after the dip though, right, Yeah, I
guess Game Stops still hanging around. They're doing this thing now,
which is interesting. They are buying graded sports cards and collectibles,
trade you know, tabletop game cards from people and then
reselling them. It's all automated. You know, they put it
into a computer and they will rip you off for
your sports cards and then sell them at a profit later.
But yeah, it seems that they have their fingers and
other pies now. Finally, because there's no business in reselling discs,
that's going to be over. So in the next generation
of all these consoles, they're not going to have CDs.
There are DVDs not and Blu rays. They're not going
to have even no optical drives in the next generation
of consoles. I'd be very surprised because they don't want
you to be able to resell or to buy a
used game that they're not getting a cut of. Mister
Glista says, bring back diarrhea wolves. Yeah, diarrhea wolves. Love
to have those back. Hey, you if you read the
Jurassic Park book, the science is more in depth. That
makes sense. Michael Crichton makes it very clear that they're
not really dinosaurs either. Yeah, and that's the point. These
aren't dinosaurs. These are genetic freaks that that people are
kind of getting off on and getting highlights on and
pretending are diar wolves. But they're not. They're not. Tru
World says they want to bring Gilgamesh back.
Speaker 2: Sam.
Speaker 3: You know I love you brother, talk to you later.
Bless you guys. Let me know when you make mods,
make moderators on here. Is that what you're talking about, dude?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And the ggamesh Yeah, No, we've heard a lot about that.
I like solo, Johnny, it ain't it ain't gonna be
something that happens a lot. It's uh, we need Sam
the talker here, Valentino Orbina, Johnny. Pick your cast for
a new Players Club movie. Okay, now you got me?
Uh okay, So Players Club if you don't know, is
this film this h I wouldn't call it a black
spolitation film, but it's an all black cast. It's a
comedy centered around a strip club called the Players Club.
The cast is amazing. It's got Bernie Mack and it's
got Jamie Fox. It's got Charlie Murphy and one of
the hottest black women of the nineties who kind of
flew under the radar. This this one called Lisa Ray.
She's still around, still beautiful, and this was the when
I was a kid, this would come on HBO and
HBO if if you grew up before the Internet or
like early days of the Internet, when video wasn't really
an option. HBO was my lone source of titties, so
I had a VHS tape that I would record scenes on.
There was just another scene with I guess I like
black women back then, huh, with Tandy Newton, the woman
from Westworld, the kind of maybe light skinned black woman
from Westworld. She was in this film with John bon Jovi.
I can't remember the name of it. Let me see, okay,
John von Jovi Tandy Newton movie. What is this the
leading man? It's called terrible garbage film, but her boobs
were in it, and I had that scene clipped. I
had the players Club, you know. I would just hit
record right when I knew these scenes were about to
come up, So I had like a montage. It's early
like early version of a nudity montage. Yeah, like mister
Skin and this movie. The players Club would just had
my heart because I also just kind of liked it
like I liked I don't know why. I maybe because
the place I grew up was maybe half maybe a
little more than half black, so I was kind of
had some black cultural influences, and I just like black
movies like that. Movie Baby Boy with Did you guys
watch that? I love that movie Baby Boy with Tyree's Blast. Great,
great movie. I'll show you the trailer for Players Club
real quick. I might have to cut it out later
but because of copyright. But I'll just show you the
trailer for Players Club again. Adored, absolutely adored this movie,
and especially Lisa Ray, the star of it.
Speaker 8: Four year hustle planned that was the fond I will
go to school in the daytime and I would pay
for it tonight.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, can I get some service?
Speaker 8: Everything was cool see tomorrow in class, at least until
I met Trix and Ronnie.
Speaker 1: Hey, how much money you make working here?
Speaker 2: I'll make enough use what God gave you.
Speaker 6: Start messing with this chump.
Speaker 8: Change y'all dancing the Player Club. The Players Club was
owned by this low life named Dollarville in his sleazy
side kicked little man.
Speaker 4: Everybody ever told you you looked just like the father
from Good Time.
Speaker 8: The money was fast and easy and I needed it.
Speaker 1: What's something new, booty?
Speaker 14: How you doing?
Speaker 8: The only good thing in the place was the DJ.
Speaker 2: I was thinking of that. Maybe that I could have, you.
Speaker 4: Know, get these your numbers.
Speaker 1: So we taking my little girl tonight, Uh, you know.
Speaker 4: Just to the movies and then right back home, mister Armstrong.
Speaker 8: But I had no idea.
Speaker 12: People at school gets something to say.
Speaker 3: Terrible terrible actress by the way, I mean she could
not act her way out of the paperback.
Speaker 8: The streets that you out there dancing, but make it
at the Players Club. How bad things could get?
Speaker 3: We tied and playing with today You're going that.
Speaker 15: Sickness Place New Line Cinema presents The plot is this
lesbian uh dancer wants to get with her and she's
not about it, and they end up having a falling
out and there's violence between them, and there's also like
some gang involvement.
Speaker 3: The guy who runs the club owes money. Bernie Max
fucking hilarious. Sickness Place.
Speaker 4: New Line Cinema presents.
Speaker 2: Stern Smell like aqua buggy shot music, Jamie Fox, We
got Lucan's up, Luke in the Two Little Crew, Lisa rat.
Speaker 15: Ice Cube, Chris Daal Wilson, I'm just trying to turn
you onto Chris Daal burning that and A. J.
Speaker 2: Johnson.
Speaker 4: Y'all man is hurt Fellas we got coming to the state.
Speaker 2: You got a veteran she started out.
Speaker 3: Dancing in The Lady eighteen nine.
Speaker 8: Give it up.
Speaker 6: The Players Club, make the money, don't let it make you.
Speaker 3: Make the money, don't let it make you. Yeah, she
was not a good actor. Uh so okay, recast it.
How would you recast the Players Club? I mean, Bernie
Mack obviously has to be I mean that has to
be a real heavy hitter. Maybe No, I think Kevin
Hart is definitely the Jamie Fox role, although I don't
why you just wouldn't have Jamie Fox do it again.
Maybe he's too old, but yeah, Kevin Hart would fit
perfectly in the Jamie Fox role as the club DJ.
Bernie Mack is the one that's hard to cast because
he's so damn funny that he would be hard to
Oh shit, like maybe like Tony Rock. Could I could
see Tony Rock doing that for sure, Lisa Ray, you
just need to, like, can you guys tell me in
the comments? Who is like the smoke in the Hottest
Black Chick? Doesn't matter if she can act or not?
Right now? Who is the hottest black chick out there?
Terrence Howard's a good one. Yeah, Terrence Howard could be
in this cast for sure. Camp I don't know who
that is Camp Patterson. I need a real Shane Gillis
is Bernie Mack. Yeah, that would be funny actually having
him doing this kind of like black inflected accent thing. Yeah,
that would be funny. Uh yeah, I don't I don't
know who those people are. Your name in there, it's
it's it all pivots around it. This has to be
like the baddest chick though, the main chick. She has
to be so hot Bill Burr's wife. No, no, Kamala
hare yeah, Kamala. Sorry boy, somebody said that we were
intentionally calling her Kamala to like demean her something or
Kamala uh, to demean her Jessica Lucas from the Covenant
and Clover. Yes, uh if that's who I think, hold on,
let's see. Oh yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yea yeah
yeah yeah for sure. Yeah no, no, absolutely, Canadian too, Yeah,
okay yeah no, Cannas Owens could get dude, Cannas Owens
honestly could do it. I'm still here, by the way.
Uh and yeah, no, I think I'm I think yeah.
That's it's a shame. Charlie Murphy couldn't reprise his role
in the Players Club. Yeah, that's it for the comments.
My camera keeps overheating here, guys. Sorry, we went longer
than I suspected. I was hoping Sam would be back here,
but he's not, so I guess we'll just wrap it
up here. That's really about it. Everything I wanted to
get to today. A couple other funny like weird just
liberal retardation stories that we could have gotten into. But
we can hold us for next week.
Speaker 2: Thing.
Speaker 3: That's Oh, here's one thing I did just want to say.
I wish Sam was here for this. So oh, Idaho
has brought back firing squads and they I'll just read
this story. This is from American Military News. Governor Brad Little,
he's a Republican of course, in Idaho recently signed a
law to allow individuals convicted of abusing children under the
age of twelve UH to be hit with the death
penalty by firing squad. And that's that's the best thing
I've ever heard. Good if you're sure that they did it,
especially for people who confess, because I don't want anybody dying.
Who that's my problem with the death be anybody innocent dies.
We we got we you know, I'm against that but obviously,
uh but yeah, if you're sure of it. I love this, dude. Yeah, absolutely,
let's uh, let's let's let's put let's put it on
pay per view, make some money, Let's get some government,
let's get the money back. Let's contribute to those here
with live streamed uh firing squads of just you know,
have like a Saturday where you just line them all
up and blow them away. Absolutely, I love that. Uh,
let's see Sam Harris being a retard again. We got
that one. Oh dude, I wish Sam was here. Are
you guys following? There's this smoking hot teacher who got
ratted on by a student who is maybe fifteen. Now
she's an idiot. She was having relations with fifteen sixteen
year old kid at school, and she's the one who's
like the least mature in this situation. They found like
a note that she wrote to him. I was not
clear if she sent it or not. It was in
her notes, but it's her saying like, boy, you're never
gonna find a woman like this, and you screwed up
trying to two time me to a fifteen year old.
Now she is gorgeous, this teacher. Hold on, let me
see if I can find teacher underage. Let's see. What
is her name? Anybody? Can you guys help me with
her name? It's some kind of like Italian thing.
Speaker 11: Uh?
Speaker 3: Is this it Spanish teacher? No, that's not it. Oh god,
she's everywhere. Anybody helped me with the name. Here, it's
not Nick Depolo?
Speaker 8: Oh god?
Speaker 2: Words?
Speaker 4: Oh here she is?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, Christina Formela. The body cam footage of
her being arrested. She's with her husband. I forgot to
say that she's married, by the way, Uh, when they
and the police are clearly trying not to say why
while the husband's there, why they're coming to uh arrest
her and take her down to the uh to the station.
Speaker 2: But dide she?
Speaker 3: I mean this would have changed my life. And when
I was fifteen if if this woman had I would
have so much more confidence. I probably would be like
a scientist or something now making like bank Uh bringing
back Wolf. Okay, I'm gonna I'm just gonna play this clip.
H Where do you get a load of this ship?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Here we go, sir, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 16: Humpster goes with Donnter's girl.
Speaker 2: Did you have your license on you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm explain.
Speaker 16: I'm sure you're confused, playing to your door, your Christina, okay,
christge to make you step on the car for me.
I know your confused. Explain everything to you. You don't
have anything on you.
Speaker 4: You can grab whatever you need.
Speaker 3: She's got her kill Crew hoodie on.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 3: Look at those nails. Oh dude, she's got hot chicken nails.
Oh she's she's so sexy.
Speaker 14: Whatever I need?
Speaker 16: Yeah, whatever you need to get your phone, your your person,
you're go and grab it.
Speaker 2: Is she going somewhere?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna explain everything to you. Guys. It's clear
this cop is trying to take mercy on her and
and the husband by not telling her in front of
him like she was. Maybe let him break it, but
oh god, just look at she's go.
Speaker 4: And grab out.
Speaker 16: We're not going anywhere right now.
Speaker 4: Of course, of course.
Speaker 2: I understand what's going on here. I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can go everything.
Speaker 16: Can you come with me?
Speaker 4: Yes? Yes, you.
Speaker 3: Leave him at home, coming back here.
Speaker 2: Shut the car off? Oh yeah, yeah, go ahead, that
was off. Okay, sorry back over here.
Speaker 16: So we do have an investigation going on. We have
to talk to you about it at the police department. Okay,
so works everything to you there. It's not my investigation.
I don't know the full details. Would you have to
bring you there though? Okay, so I get to put
your handcuffs and bring it to the police department.
Speaker 3: Just to do there's no idea what I'm willing to
go with it.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Unfortunately we have to do it that way to
do a favor. Just take this off, can I ask
you Ques?
Speaker 4: Of course?
Speaker 16: Yeah, it's not like I said that my investigation.
Speaker 3: Obviously we are here for a reason, So go ahead and.
Speaker 4: Turn around for me.
Speaker 14: So right now, just being detained, and there is a
time that needs to talk to you at police department,
so we'll let it at your husband. You can just
come to Police Farmers Well if you wants to wait
for you there.
Speaker 3: On the other side, we're we're just going down and
the time it's away.
Speaker 4: No I know, but I really would prefer that my
husband's with me.
Speaker 3: Of course, no, no, you wouldn't. So this is the part.
This next part I've I've heard is where she finds
out what's what she's in for. Uh, and then this
is when the SPADs out really is on h So, yeah,
she just blew up her life. I'll read the note, okay,
because she's in a formlla note. This was They found
this note in her her phone, and it's not clear
if she actually sent it to the kid or if
it's and they jokingly called it a memoir that she
about their relationship. Okay, let's see if I can find
it here.
Speaker 8: That the.
Speaker 3: Alleged relationship was discovered. This is reporting from TMZ. I
believe was discovered by the teen's mother after she discovered
texts between the fair the pair on his phone. Okay,
so it was the mother. Of course, if you're if
you're a teenage, fifteen year old boy, you're not ratting
out this smoking hot chick now. Additional messages on her
phone have been revealed in a petition to deny pre
trial release obtained obtained by People and here's here's what
she wrote. She said, we will never ever be together again.
I'm not a second choice. I'm the best thing you'll
ever have, even with all my mistakes.
Speaker 2: Talking to a fifteen year old boy.
Speaker 3: Under a section this this note had sections to it
called manifestations. The document claimed she believed the team would
reach out and quote try to fix things between us,
adding in the meantime, I'm going to live my best life.
She's married. Remember this, knowing he's not the person I
thought he was, and that he is beneath me. He
was quite literally beneath her in their own classroom. By
the way, No, I take that back. It did say
that they had sex standing up in in the classroom
during school, which is just oh god, it's too good.
I'm telling you it would have changed my life. This
woman would have changed my life had I've been given
a shot with a woman like this in high school.
You'd think she's mid. Really, who said that? Ayah Heino
Vasquez think Eugenio. It's probably Ayah Haino. Right, Vasquez thinks
she's mid. She's not mid. Right, she's beautiful. Am I wrong?
You're good? Okay, anyway, I think she's hot. Anyway, all right, guys, yeah,
fifty yeah, fifty year old boys do look young.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 3: No, you're crazy, she's not mid. Dude, she's hot. You
guys are California, yeah, La seven point five. But dude,
I'm from North Carolina and she's crazy. That adds a point.
Speaker 6: We all know that.
Speaker 3: Uh No, she's she's lovely. Uh anyway, all right, guys,
I gotta wrap this up. It seems like Sam has
got lost going to get his car. So she's hot,
thank you, thank you? Yes, you don't need a woman.
Well no, I'm saying back then, you know, high school
bro Johnny's getting paid to say this. No, No, he's
not anyway, would exactly right?
Speaker 4: Would? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gorgeous. Okay, people. Uh, it was a pleasure
hanging out with you all. I was hoping to give
Sam a chance to get back in here. Do we
have any other Uh yeah, oh yeah, hey you says.
It's not mercy, it's strategy. They wanted to get her
in a room with investigation Chicha. She's hot but nuts
great in bed though, I'm sure yeah, uh yeah, maybe
maybe that's right, But I mean I've seen it before.
They just tell him right away, like cause did how
does that work? I don't think at some point like
before they take you away and Hank's supposed to be like, hey,
you're being arrested for X. I don't know anyway, all right, bye, everybody,
it was a pleasure, Love you all, see you soon.