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Speaker 1: Cool Browken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Prick.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulations starring Johnny Woodard.

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We're in it twelve twenty three. Lluminati confirmed. Luminati confirmed, Johnny.

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Do you take the three? The two to two? There

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you go. Skull and bones, Johnny, your plan is working.

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Speaker 1: Used to say skull and crossbones. That's how you know

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you were smalling bones because you used to say that.

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It took you forever to not say skull and crossbones.

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Speaker 2: Uh so, guys, we're we're firm now, Johnny. We should

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do Thursdays at noon. I decided, Okay.

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Speaker 1: The problem is when we put out the audio. When

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do you put out the audio without Friday morning? I guess, Wait,

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isn't that that's when put out Sunday morning? No weekends

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are tear for. You don't want put anything Monday morning.

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I do Monday. It's just sitting in a while. We'll

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talk about it after, but yeah, talk about it.

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Speaker 2: We'll talk about it, Johnny.

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 2: I'm I'm great, dude, got finally caught up on everything

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for the first time ever. Had a great jiu jitsu

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day even though I'm just trying my best. I'm I'm

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I'm going to Toronto this weekend. I'm very excited about

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being back in Canada. I'm very nervous I might say

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something and they'll throw me in in some kind of

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program where they suggest, like I should just off myself.

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Speaker 1: For non zero chance of that. By the way, you're joking,

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but there's a non zero chance of that happening when

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you go to Canada.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 3: Like, it's not impossible, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Like, it's not totally like if if you if we

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heard that you had been jailed for something you said

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in Canada. Yeah, like, oh really?

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Speaker 2: But if I might do my big clothes around who

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loves butt stuff and then he just arrests me, and

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then they're like, dude, you could do like three weeks

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or you could just off yourself. Which one you want

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to do? It's your choice, buddy.

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Speaker 1: And they're all hoping you choose offing yourself.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you hear about the guy who was getting

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it done halfway through, decided you didn't want to, and

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the guy just came up and strangled him. What? Yeah,

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I mean, it's crazy.

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Speaker 1: You gotta be careful on that topic as you mentioned

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last week, but it didn't get us in trouble. Last week.

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We were fine with it, saying the.

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Speaker 2: Word can you dude, Toronto's gorgeous. It's gorgeous. I love it.

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I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: Dude, you brought him Neah. By the way, did you

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see this clip of him basically where it sounds like

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our entire military reports to him. Yeah, it's just crazy

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what they let this guy get away with.

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Speaker 4: I spoke yesterday with Vice President jd.

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Speaker 2: Vance.

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Speaker 4: He called me from his plane on the way back

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from Washington. He reported to me in detail, as the

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people of this administration do every day, on the development

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of the negotiations. In this case, the explosion in the negotiations.

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The explosion came from the American side, which was not

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willing to tolerate the blatant violation of the agreement to

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enter negotiations by Iran. Essentially, what are we doing?

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Speaker 2: Are doing?

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Speaker 4: We opened the crossings? They didn't do that. The Americans

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were not willing to accept it.

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Speaker 2: The Americans.

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Speaker 1: The Americans were willing to say that isn't he and

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I wonder why Iron didn't meet the terms of the agreement.

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Could it be because they just immediately started bombing the

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shit out of Lebanon and Iran, like right after that.

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Speaker 2: It's it's it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. They're

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just moving forward with it, and everyone's against it. Everyone.

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There's nobody who wants this war except for boomers and

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retarded Zionists.

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Speaker 1: Not even the like mild retards, like you have to

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be severely demented on like the most profound retard dation.

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Speaker 2: And you must also have a no fear of being

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called in to fight this war. Everyone who has no

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chance of going to fight this war is totally pro war.

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Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, No, you're you're completely.

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Speaker 2: Now, Johnny. We still have this discussion on whether he's

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alive or not. I'm just gonna say one thing. We've

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never seen him with his wife lately. He was always

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with his wife. We've never seen him with Yeah. I

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mean that girl, I mean, like looks like a gremlin

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that just went swimming. You know.

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Speaker 1: She looks like the the leprechaun from the Leprechaun movies,

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Like the she.

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Speaker 2: Leprechaun, just not attractive. She's like everyone hates us. I'm like, yeah,

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because you're married to a war criminal. Everyone's calling him

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you versally the new Hitler.

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Speaker 1: Have you seen that? I think we played it on here.

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Speaker 2: New Hitler same as old Hitler.

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Speaker 1: New Hitler, same as old Hilary. Have you have you

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heard that crazy recording of her on the phone just yelling.

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I think we played it on here. It's so funny, dude,

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listening to what in the same person she is? Check

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this out?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dude, you know she's probably crazier than

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he is.

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Speaker 5: That's why she stayed with him.

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Speaker 2: Such a hard life.

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Speaker 1: Lively techno soundtrack to this clip of her screaming.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, dude, I mean, imagine everything you do

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is like, oh, it's because they hate me. It's like

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there's whenever you hear comedians say that, they're like, oh,

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they just hate my success. That's a sign of a

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psychopath crazy person.

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Speaker 3: Also screaming about your credentials, She's like, I gotta be

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a an am. You can hear like smacking her hand

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on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean, we're just in a wild time, dude,

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it's a wild time. I don't know how it ends.

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Speaker 1: Well, I just that this brilliant idea. He's like, Okay,

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they're gonna blockade the straight, close the straight, so we're

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gonna blockade. They're blockade. That's his big idea. Now that's

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what he's doing. So they have the straight clothes and

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then outside like of the straight, we're gonna close that down.

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Speaker 2: So it's like they can't blockade anybody because they've already

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blockaded somebody.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like we built a blockade out side of it.

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I mean, what's the what's the what's it? I mean

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it's kind of brilliant. Really Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean Iran has to go. Thanks. I mean,

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now we don't have to do any dirty work.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean now.

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Speaker 2: You're going to get all the ship for the blockade.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, true, Yeah, that's true. Yeah, they said. I think

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the statement was that we will look back on the

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days of four dollars gasoline, uh, with nostalgia pretty soon.

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And I'm like, uh, it's la dude, We're already We're

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already looking back on the days of Dude.

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Speaker 2: I'm so old. I remember ninety nine cent gas That's

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how old I am. And none of it has to happen.

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It's just it's just like it's just people fighting over

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dumb shit. It's all sorcery. You freaking idiots. Not the

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people listening here, they get it, but all these other idiots,

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it's all sorcery. It's all sorcery.

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Speaker 1: The people here are tragically hip.

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Speaker 2: They are so hip. The comments section is so freaking hip.

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Speaker 1: No Canadian reference. There's a classic.

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Speaker 2: Dude, this person that's not that's so funny. It just

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looks like it's cheaper because it's three ninety nine. You're like,

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you're paying four bucks for gas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, who do you think you're fooling?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 2: Who do you think you're fooling? I mean, just crazy

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ass times.

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Speaker 1: Dude, what do you if you had to wager on

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how this ends? What would you say? Would you say

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that it gets much worse, that it kind of peters out,

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or or that it's just an on like something we're

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dealing with for the next year. It's kind of in

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the next year.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna go for a year and it's just gonna

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be everyone just sitting there while Israel just keeps bombing Lebanon.

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I mean on the ground.

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Speaker 3: Though you think we American boots on the ground.

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Speaker 2: Oh, they're gonna send them, They're gonna send.

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Speaker 3: Them with that though nobody wants.

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Speaker 2: Nobody wants that nobody wants that. Nobody wants it, Johnny,

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and it's like it's gonna get crazier. The one thing

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a draft does, and I'm not saying I want draft,

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is makes people pay attention because their kids are up

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for it. You get people out of the really comfortable bubble. Then,

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like you go to the store, nobody like, it's just

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a fucking bubble factory. The whole fucking town of la

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is a bubble factory. I'm like, you don't have to

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deal with world consequences. Start grabbing these kids.

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Speaker 5: Bang.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. It's the people who are least affected

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by that stuff that seem to care most about social issues,

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do you know what I mean? Like stuff that'll never

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like trans issues and stuff. They're like, it's the it's

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the mother who hasn't worked the day in her life

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because her husband, you know, earns all the paychecks and

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she's just obsessed with that issue.

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Speaker 2: Uh but yeah, I was. I tweeted this yesterday. Have

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you noticed there's no abortion discussions on a national scale

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right now? You're right, you know, nobody's talking about no.

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But it's like you get a tweet here and there,

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but you know nobody's No, it's not. It's not like

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people in the streets like every election election cycle. It's

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because there's no election up. Like these idiots don't understand

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how they're so manipulated. Yeah, can you get out of

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the draft if you're gay? If you're like, dude, I

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love man meat.

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Speaker 3: I don't think anymore, Dude, I think, I hear.

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Speaker 2: If you get a swastika tattoo, you can get out.

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Speaker 5: Boy.

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Speaker 1: People just be lining up.

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Speaker 2: Dude, if I was a tattoo artist, would be like,

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if you don't want to go to war and get

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a swati, grab a swati.

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Speaker 1: The problem is you have to put on your forehead.

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That's the only way to get out. It has to

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be visible with your uniform on. Uh, put it.

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Speaker 2: Right on your neck, bro, and then just set sign

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up for tattoo removal.

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Speaker 3: No, you just turn it into a black cube once

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you're done, Once you got it.

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Speaker 2: You just turned that big black skin that white people

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love to do.

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Speaker 1: Oh, like, what's your name's what's uh catvon de cav Untie. Yeah,

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she's just all black now, like properly all black.

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Speaker 2: We're black now, Johnny were black?

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Speaker 1: Now, how does that be black? Now technically black, Like

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what can she can she put that on her.

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Speaker 2: Oh, she could talk about slavery and lynching and how

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she's tired of being oppressed now.

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Speaker 1: As a person of color. I think it like she

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gets to do that now, everythink.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and she can go to uh court and commit

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murder and get off because she's black. Now it's a

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really great time.

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Speaker 7: Is that?

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Speaker 1: It's funny? It used to be the opposite, used to

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be that that was the worst thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know. Twenty year olds are are gifted

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gifts that happened in the forties and fifties.

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Speaker 1: You're right, Well, what do you think of this idea

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that Rogan said that Trump at this point doesn't have

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much to lose because he's gonna die soon. So that's

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how he's kind of Trump is.

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Speaker 2: A That's another thing. You get to a certain age.

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It's like, why are you voting? Listen, we should get

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if you get to a certain age, you shouldn't have

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to pay taxes. And if you don't have to pay taxes,

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you shouldn't be voting. You don't wanna, you don't want to.

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You don't want the too young to vote. You don't

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want the too old to vote.

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Speaker 1: I don't want anybody to vote.

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Speaker 2: I just I would love that if we just got

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rid of everybody voting, like you had to earn the

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right to vote. Wouldn't that be great? Like a driver's test,

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you have to show that you're actually somehow educated in

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what's going on. That should be a Johnny voting deserves

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a voting license.

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Speaker 3: There's two paths, brain and brawn.

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Speaker 1: You can you can pass a test like a Civics test,

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or you can win a boxing tournament. That's those are

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the people that get to vote. That only the strong

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survive in the modern American system that we've just reinvented.

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I agree, dude, Just just agree, because you would just

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get the most badass people making making decisions. That's what dude.

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I wouldn't with my nephew. He wants to watch this

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mister beast games, this reality show, and it is the

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most twisted stuff, dude. This mister beast, just with a

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big smile on his face, is just destroying people's lives.

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Like he comes along in the middle of games and

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is like, you know what, if you'll betray all of

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your friends, I'll give you fifty thousand dollars right now.

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Speaker 2: He's just the.

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Speaker 1: Most sick and twisted thing. And he's got unlimited money,

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like there's never been a game show he's got. The

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prize pool is five million dollars, just like the main prize,

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but then he also just throws in millions of dollars

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randomly and it's so funny. Dude, This this twisted the

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Beast games they call it, and long time weeping. But anyway,

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my point was, it's brains versus brawn on there, it's

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smart people versus jack people, and it's pretty even. Actually

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you'd be surprised.

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Speaker 2: So a long time ago, I got hired to do

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some gig in like Beverly Hills, and I show up

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at well the basically the guy who's running the show

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is it's like the owner of like Europe Coca Cola,

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like an insanely rich human being. And this guy, I've

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worked with crazy people, I've worked with scumbags. This is

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the biggest scumbag I've ever worked with. It's not even

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fucking close.

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Speaker 1: What were you doing with the guy who I was.

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Speaker 2: Just sitting in and they were running a show. It

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was like a live streaming before streaming became big, and

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he would pay people to do awful shit to themselves,

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Like what like if you drill your leg, you'll get

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like five hundred bucks if you hit yourself with a drill?

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Speaker 1: Is that even legal?

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Speaker 2: I don't even know if that was actually One of

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the things about was along the lines of that, it's horrific.

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And then people would yell at me that we're watching

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because they want to be the co host that day

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to like that guy shams an asshole, he doesn't appreciate

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you should be me in that seat. And it was like,

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so the guy, the guy got sued for sexual harassment

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and lost like a billion dollar lawsuit, like like it

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was an insane number, or it could have been half

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a billion. It was an insane number.

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Speaker 1: That's unbelievable. What when I knew this.

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Speaker 2: Was gonna happen because he's the biggest piece of shit.

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So like then they hire me again. I'm like, I'm

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just gonna go in there and just.

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Speaker 5: Talk shit to this guy.

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Speaker 8: How did that go?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I just lit him up?

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Speaker 1: I mean how did he feel about that?

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Speaker 2: Though? Hey he was I don't know. I think he

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actually liked it that someone's pushing back on him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you see that sometimes, right, with super famous powerful

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mad ship. Yeah. Oh uh, let's see what else is

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going on? Uh, we got we got a Frankie Valley update.

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There's still another season of touring for Frankie Valley. They're

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shoving his corpse out on stage in But.

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Speaker 2: The question is, like even the demons that like make it,

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they're all dead too. We're all dead. Now.

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Speaker 1: Look at it's your it's your favorite thing to notice

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on this. Just look at the background singers, how hard

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they're working. I don't know why won't let me pause that,

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but let me let meet it.

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Speaker 2: I look at that guy, dude, he's just like I'm

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living my best life, dude.

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Speaker 1: And Freakie Balley can barely talk like.

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Speaker 2: I mean, dude.

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Speaker 1: I pulled this clip of him where he is trying

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to uh form sentences like at an interview, and they

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expect you to believe he's singing that, but he can't.

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He his his speech is worse than mine and even

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worse than Joe Biden's Believe it or not here, I'll

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play that. By the way, if this is his girl,

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she is smoking hot. I assume it's his girlfriend. Frankie

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Valley is still you.

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Speaker 2: Always have a shot with snatch.

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Speaker 9: Uh ambassador, and so many things that have happened, the

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fact that we own our own.

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Speaker 2: Masters, we owned our own publishery.

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Speaker 9: Those are all the things that attributed to it.

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Speaker 1: And I dude, the guy barely has the air in

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his lungs.

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Speaker 2: Definitely, if he owns everything, why is he touring like this?

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Probably will for that hot wife.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think we know that. I'm joking, he

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saw his soul, but there's something on that level right that's, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, pushing this guy on the funny.

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Speaker 2: He lives in his house, all his gardeners and pool

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boys are just jacked black guys.

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Speaker 5: Just jacked black guys.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to sleep right now. Don't do anything too.

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And then she just gets dog farted by the staff.

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Speaker 1: And he she keeps getting pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Can you look up what age his wife is?

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Speaker 1: Okay? I wonder if that is his way and what is.

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Speaker 2: His kids think. You're like, oh, this chick is not

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taking our money.

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Speaker 1: Let's see, yeah, I don't Okay. He was married to

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someone called Jackie Jacobs. No, they are still together right now.

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Let's see, that didn't look like her though, maybe.

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Speaker 2: Maybe maybe it was her handler, his handler just holds

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her up and press his buttons to respond. I am

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Italian America.

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Speaker 1: You get married to a sixty and I don't that

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chick's not sixty. No, the woman that was with him

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in that thing is that sixty. So I don't. Maybe

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he had like a what would you say in escort

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or something that night. Uh, not not that kind of escort,

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but like a you know, someone from I think that

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was like a Grammy fundraiser for the fires. Uh, we

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don't know.

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Speaker 2: Ours are our masters.

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Speaker 1: We will we keep you, uh you know, updated on

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the important issues, and we will continue following.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is the most important show about nothing. Do

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you guys understand.

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Speaker 1: Frankie Valley's uh weekend at Bernie's. Extended Weekend at Bernie's

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will continue. Ah.

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Speaker 2: I love that he's like can barely talk about when

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he's on stage, he's singing like he's twenty again perfectly.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we are right. Watch this. This was an Easter

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show in Asia. Look at this, so they got Jesus

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if you're listening ascending, he has risen over the stage.

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He's on some kind of wires and he just keeps

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going up and up.

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Speaker 2: Holy ship, dude, I'm can this guy go up? Who's

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pulling him up? Just up?

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Speaker 1: Because he lives is the song by the way, if

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you grew up with him, you know that. Because he

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lives in some gobbedy book play.

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Speaker 2: Where the fuck is he going?

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Speaker 8: It is?

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Speaker 2: He's gotta be freaking's feeding it up? Now there he's

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still floating. Look, bro, is he freaking out?

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Speaker 1: He's on a Look, he's on a crane, one of

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those giants. Oh my, go on, they don't mess around.

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It must be like oh yeahs no soul. Yeah, he

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just goes.

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Speaker 5: Up and up.

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Speaker 2: And who's my favorite?

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Speaker 1: I've watched that like a lot of times.

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Speaker 2: It's like he looks like Steve.

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Speaker 1: Yeah he does it though, Yeah, yeah, totally. He's kind

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of shiny.

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Speaker 2: I believe in Jesus. I believe in Korean Jesus.

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Speaker 1: He's got these great gestures and the like holding his hand.

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Speaker 2: How much do you think he freaks out? It's like

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he's really.

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Speaker 1: Must have freaking out. It's looks like a Kanye West

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concert the production of this thing. Look at that.

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Speaker 2: Do you think do you do a sobriety test on

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the crane? Got before you go?

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Speaker 1: You know what if you just plastered Oh, that's the best.

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It's like a koolight man just leaves out a shape

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outline of Jesus in the side of that hotel right there.

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Speaker 2: Why does he say, turn it down, Johnny, shut up?

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We love you? Probably maybe oh I've seven we love you.

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But come on, man, we're rocking the Korean Jesus here, Dude.

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Speaker 1: We're trying to enjoy the hymn. Because he lives.

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Speaker 2: I can face again spiritual here, we're spiritual now.

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Speaker 3: Because he lives. All fear is gone, All fear is gone.

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Speaker 2: Korean Jesus the future, he'll karate chop your sins.

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Speaker 1: Ai is getting way better. Dude. You sent me something

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and then I saw this this video that they made

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like a like again, it's not perfect, but it's a

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trailer for a comedy that doesn't exist. The writing is

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really where it falls down.

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Speaker 2: But oh, how about that video I sent you about

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the fake cop drama.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play that next year. But this is a

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genre now of things, is these fake trailers and this one.

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Speaker 3: I mean, there are a few moments where it gets wonky,

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but we're so close to.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, Hey, guys, is it cool if

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I send this to TMZ. This a new business is born.

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Speaker 7: Can they not see Me?

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Speaker 2: From director Taylor.

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Speaker 1: Chin comes a movie like never before.

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Speaker 7: There are millions of neighborhoods in America.

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Speaker 2: You know what every one of them has tell me, bullies.

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Speaker 10: He destroyed my entire gardens.

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Speaker 4: He's such an asshole.

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Speaker 11: Three am in the morning, your asshole, shut the fuck up.

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Speaker 7: I posted the video and we received over four hundred

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and twenty nine thousand people requesting our bully protection services.

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Speaker 2: What do you think when do we start?

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Speaker 1: O best? Not great?

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Speaker 8: Like that?

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Speaker 1: Fak acting?

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Speaker 2: Why is your shirt off? Marketing?

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Speaker 7: One O one free attention, zero AD spend And besides,

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the women love it?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 8: What about him?

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Speaker 1: Ah?

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Speaker 2: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: It still counts?

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Speaker 2: Are you damn man?

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Speaker 12: Yes?

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Speaker 2: And who the fuck are you? Hollies coming old sheepes

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and sizes?

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Speaker 1: What are you?

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Speaker 6: What the evil? I tell you?

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Speaker 13: I'm not sure how you plan to get rid of him?

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Speaker 4: Be careful. He's really dangerous.

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Speaker 2: Hey, boys, can I help you?

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Speaker 7: Has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like Channing?

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Fucking tape them?

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Speaker 2: Who's that?

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Speaker 7: You don't know?

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Speaker 14: Who?

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Speaker 1: You look exactly like?

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Speaker 2: Bro? It's like we're really looking at Channing fucking Tatum. Tatum, bitch,

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that's fire, dude.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's so close. It's so close. I mean

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the acting is a little off, but they can tweak that.

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I'm sure, or you could. I don't. It's we're really

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almost there. I'll play some of that that cop thing

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you sent me. It's actors really are doomed, you know, like.

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Speaker 2: The finger blast themselves.

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Speaker 1: Why would you hire I don't know, Ryan Gosling when

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you can just have Paul Newman in your movie, you

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know what I'm saying, Like, because Paul Newman's.

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Speaker 2: Paul Newman doesn't have any say any way with the kids.

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00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,759
Speaker 1: No, Well, but he's a better actor, is what I'm saying.

471
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:55,119
You can just make him a star again with the

472
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:57,599
permission of his kids, who are probably delinquents and all

473
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,240
need money, so they sign over his estate to the

474
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,799
production company, and then you got Paul Newman acting in

475
00:26:03,839 --> 00:26:05,319
everything again all of a sudden.

476
00:26:05,559 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 2: I mean, what, Johnny, you want Paul Newman so badly? Dude,

477
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:11,960
you're john I'm gonna say this right now. Johnny's horny

478
00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:13,839
for Paul Newman.

479
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: That's a good cool hand, Luke. You know, I just can't.

480
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,880
Speaker 2: Johnny's so hard for that guy. Johnny's so hard for

481
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:24,599
dead dudes. Johnny is so hard for dead dudes.

482
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,839
Speaker 1: Cool Dick Luke, That's that's what I.

483
00:26:27,279 --> 00:26:30,079
Speaker 2: Johnny would love to see it, a cool Dick Luke

484
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:31,720
playing flutes.

485
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,079
Speaker 13: You need to all calm down when you explain how

486
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:37,200
you could post this, because the only takeaway I get

487
00:26:37,319 --> 00:26:38,960
is your straight up racist.

488
00:26:39,079 --> 00:26:41,079
Speaker 6: How's going on? Officer Toronto?

489
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,119
Speaker 2: Somehow has the inter head in my head?

490
00:26:43,319 --> 00:26:47,839
Speaker 1: You posted it, every minority in n y C suddenly disappeared,

491
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,559
the climate would drop to zero.

492
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 4: He didn't use.

493
00:26:50,599 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: Her name is Jamie Reagan NYPD, Isn't it?

494
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,480
Speaker 8: It's fake? I don't post on squawk talk or any

495
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:58,079
other social media.

496
00:26:58,799 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 1: And you're kissing his ass.

497
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 7: Opposed to the Giants are the best team in the NFL.

498
00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 6: Come on, Sarge, is not a racist.

499
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,319
Speaker 15: Jamie handed the phone back to Serrana and told her

500
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:15,519
to get back to work. Neither Jamie nor Eddie and this.

501
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:19,039
She decided to trace the IP address of that account,

502
00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,440
but internal affairs suddenly showed up looking for Jamie.

503
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,279
Speaker 1: To my Grandma's screwed. She's never going to figure this out.

504
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 2: Else she doesn't care about.

505
00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 1: That's what she told me the other day.

506
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, here's good. What's this about her?

507
00:27:33,799 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 15: The investigator suspected Eddie of taking bribes. Jamie immediately denied it.

508
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,559
He figured someone had reported Eddie online. Jamie demanded the

509
00:27:42,599 --> 00:27:47,319
informants information from the investigator, but the investigator refused. Jamie

510
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:50,119
brought Eddie to find borhe'st borheas used to be a

511
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:54,759
prison from the department for avoiding inmates. Jamie and Eddie

512
00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:55,759
had handled his case.

513
00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,839
Speaker 1: Probably people that don't exist.

514
00:28:03,079 --> 00:28:04,920
Speaker 8: It turns out you're helping him come after us.

515
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,559
Speaker 6: You're going to be in a whole world to hurt, to.

516
00:28:10,279 --> 00:28:13,039
Speaker 1: Keep the ache.

517
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 2: There's no the end turns out the sister that's said

518
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,640
her brother. It's a plot. Okay, Yeah, that's the twist

519
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,400
at the end, right, because that's every law and order.

520
00:28:24,799 --> 00:28:29,319
It's like, right, I mean, Johnny, I don't know why

521
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:31,880
you hate AI. I love it. I don't care.

522
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: I don't hate it. I just hate when it's with.

523
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 2: Ashley, Schaeffer is full Chubb and Ashley could be a

524
00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:42,359
guy or a girl. I can't tell. That's that's Will

525
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,720
Ferrell's character from So it could be a guy or

526
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:45,160
a girl.

527
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:48,119
Speaker 3: He's bounding down. Remember Ashley with the.

528
00:28:48,079 --> 00:28:51,079
Speaker 2: Long Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. The first season. That is

529
00:28:51,119 --> 00:28:53,319
the greatest season of a sitcom of all time.

530
00:28:53,559 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 3: It's brilliant. It is so I remember.

531
00:28:56,119 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 2: Watching it going, Wow, someone's actually doing comedy that I

532
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,279
think is funny. We haven't seen that forever.

533
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:03,559
Speaker 1: It disappeared too, it's not on right.

534
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 2: Well, then they got rid of all the great character

535
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,319
actors who went to Mexico, and you're like, now it's

536
00:29:08,359 --> 00:29:09,119
a different show.

537
00:29:09,839 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, did you have you watched The Boys the

538
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,720
first two episodes?

539
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 2: No, I haven't, Johnny, I got catch up.

540
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:20,279
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. It's back. You know, it's still like

541
00:29:20,319 --> 00:29:22,720
political in the wrong way a little, but it's it's

542
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:26,599
very funny. To me. I find myself too often identifying

543
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,839
with all the the worst people in that show, like Homeland.

544
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 5: You know.

545
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,279
Speaker 1: It's like, what I.

546
00:29:31,359 --> 00:29:35,200
Speaker 2: Actually find funny is how they just basically ripped off

547
00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,519
all these Marvel and DC comic guys and they now

548
00:29:38,519 --> 00:29:41,359
there's these ais where they meet like, hey, the comparison,

549
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:46,319
You're like, oh, they just like it's a whoopie, you know,

550
00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:51,359
Spider Man, it's like creepy crawler dude.

551
00:29:51,799 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 1: Karen Bass is getting wrecked because coming in to the

552
00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,000
uh the promo for the Olympics, like before they got it,

553
00:30:00,079 --> 00:30:01,880
and then after they got it, she was talking about

554
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:04,720
how affordable Olympics tickets were gonna be. She was talking about,

555
00:30:04,839 --> 00:30:07,160
for twenty eight we're gonna have twenty eight dollars tickets

556
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,680
for locals. A lot of people are gonna be able

557
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,680
to get them. So I signed up because I wanted

558
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,680
to go see boxing.

559
00:30:11,759 --> 00:30:14,359
Speaker 2: Johnny loves you. Johnny was so excited.

560
00:30:14,359 --> 00:30:17,839
Speaker 1: I wanted to go see basketball, and uh, you know

561
00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,720
a couple like like Judo, I thought would be really

562
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,279
cool to see. So I get on there, they get

563
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:25,039
they sign you a time, and you get on there, dude.

564
00:30:25,279 --> 00:30:28,160
And when I tell you, these tickets were the most

565
00:30:28,519 --> 00:30:31,960
expensive tickets to boring events I've ever seen in my life.

566
00:30:32,079 --> 00:30:32,319
Speaker 2: Dude.

567
00:30:32,359 --> 00:30:35,599
Speaker 1: The closing ceremony, the cheapest ticket, a standard ticket was

568
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,240
five thousand dollars. Four thousand.

569
00:30:37,480 --> 00:30:42,279
Speaker 2: Damn, Johnny, damn, you got paid five grand to watch

570
00:30:42,319 --> 00:30:43,519
some satanic shit.

571
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly what I talked about this before. But the

572
00:30:47,839 --> 00:30:53,079
thing now that she is getting because people are pulling

573
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,640
up all these quotes back when FIFA was getting shipped

574
00:30:56,759 --> 00:30:59,559
for having expensive tickets to the World Cup. She was like,

575
00:30:59,599 --> 00:31:01,759
Oh no, that's not going to be what it's like

576
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,359
in La. We're gonna at for the Olympics. So all

577
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,160
week I've just been finding these resurrected quotes of her

578
00:31:08,559 --> 00:31:10,279
talking about how cheap the tickets were going to be.

579
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:14,039
And apparently is she by the way, Karen Bass Karen Basketball.

580
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,319
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Johnny, I can't believe you're still shocked.

581
00:31:17,519 --> 00:31:20,960
The lying liar is lying. The biggest scumbag in La

582
00:31:21,119 --> 00:31:21,559
is lying.

583
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,519
Speaker 1: So she, Uh there's some talk that they might have

584
00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:29,880
to find a way to reprice tickets for the next

585
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,720
round because because locals are so pissed off and it's

586
00:31:32,759 --> 00:31:35,480
a you know, an election coming up for her. Uh

587
00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,759
so we might actually get some cheaper tickets out of

588
00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:40,200
the fact that Spencer Pratt scaring the ship up of

589
00:31:40,279 --> 00:31:45,359
Karen Bass fingers crossed on then I don't I mean just.

590
00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:48,519
Speaker 2: Go watch Woman's beach volleyballo.

591
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,279
Speaker 1: It was like six hundred dollars to go pound, Yeah,

592
00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:55,240
to pound, Well, that was an extra two hundred and

593
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,839
fifty dollars. Do you have to go in the putt

594
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,400
room for that? It's a plastical And she just.

595
00:31:59,359 --> 00:32:01,759
Speaker 2: Have an area where where you can putt pound your putt.

596
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:06,240
This chick says, la sports suck. Anyways, apparently you don't

597
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,720
haven't heard the Dodgers.

598
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 1: Amazing entertainment value. She means, it's like heartbreaking to watch

599
00:32:14,039 --> 00:32:17,880
the team of uh you know, all all the highest

600
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,559
paid athletes in baseball all.

601
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,359
Speaker 2: In one Great to see them in one place, isn't it, Johnny? Yeah,

602
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,119
yah ya, yea, yeah.

603
00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: You used to take such pride that the Dodgers were homegrown.

604
00:32:28,200 --> 00:32:29,920
Used to be like, yeah, but we all our guys

605
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:30,480
are homegrown.

606
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,599
Speaker 2: Man, we were for a very long time. You didn't

607
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,279
win anything, and then we're like, why not just buy Anyboddy?

608
00:32:36,839 --> 00:32:39,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. But and then you were like, if they keep

609
00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:41,359
doing this, I'm not gonna be a fan anymore. I'm

610
00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:44,599
gonna I'm gonna switch to Vegas. And you they kept

611
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,359
doing it, they did it worse, and you're still still

612
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,319
just a Dodger fan through and through with your upside

613
00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:51,200
down l a hat.

614
00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 2: I'm getting my Dodger tattoo. I told you about what's

615
00:32:55,519 --> 00:32:59,839
they say it's gonna be uh Andy Payez catching that

616
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:06,440
ball over Kiki Kiki Hernandez speak. I'm getting in new

617
00:33:06,519 --> 00:33:09,039
school look up new school tattoos. You'll see the style

618
00:33:09,079 --> 00:33:09,559
I'm getting.

619
00:33:11,039 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: H and then I'm gonna play the fittest flir firs.

620
00:33:13,799 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 2: Uh my. My my favorite thing right now is how

621
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,480
like if you like sports, you're a part of the

622
00:33:20,519 --> 00:33:23,839
sy op Like, what more do I have to do?

623
00:33:24,279 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 3: It's always been that way among the conspiracy people.

624
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 2: Dude, like, I need a moment to breathe. I have

625
00:33:30,319 --> 00:33:32,440
to turn my head off. I'm losing my scar. So

626
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,000
I'm doing in this style Johnny where it's like over

627
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:37,799
exaggerations like big heads.

628
00:33:38,119 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I know, exactly, super colorful.

629
00:33:40,559 --> 00:33:45,799
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing. Wait style. Yeah.

630
00:33:46,079 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 6: Interesting.

631
00:33:46,519 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: I'd like to see the art of that.

632
00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,119
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see it too. We'll see if

633
00:33:50,119 --> 00:33:51,079
she can pull it off.

634
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:52,799
Speaker 1: Oh it's a lady, Okay.

635
00:33:53,279 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, They're like, we're gonna give you this. I'm like,

636
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,680
can I see the other Artiser like, no, we're giving

637
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:59,880
you this person. I'm like, don't have a say. But

638
00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:03,519
then I'm like, I'll be, I'll be, I'll be. I

639
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:05,519
don't know, dude, I might pull out. I don't know,

640
00:34:05,559 --> 00:34:07,400
but I'm very excited. I'm getting on my calf. Here's

641
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:07,839
what I'm gonna do.

642
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:10,199
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I might not do it, but I'm very excited.

643
00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,199
Speaker 2: I just want to see what she comes up with. First,

644
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:14,760
I'm not gonna put stupid inca.

645
00:34:16,559 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 1: This guy is uh after you again, and I'm i

646
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,159
am frankly flattered for you.

647
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,920
Speaker 2: I mean, look who daddy's banging with. I am. So

648
00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:30,360
this is like there's a drop in tax brackets and views,

649
00:34:30,639 --> 00:34:33,719
real heart, which one of these are not like the other?

650
00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:38,079
Which one of these just simply doesn't belong.

651
00:34:39,519 --> 00:34:42,119
Speaker 1: A Trump tweet or something, you know, if it's like

652
00:34:42,199 --> 00:34:45,639
a j we got Candice owns Joe Rogan and then say,

653
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:46,239
now this.

654
00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:48,800
Speaker 2: Is go on play it.

655
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,039
Speaker 8: So se Joe Rogan experience thinking you're getting truth right,

656
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:56,800
or Sam triple A and his tinfoil hat podcast, or

657
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,920
maybe even Candace Owens or re a fan of Alex

658
00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:02,840
Shoes and in full Wars and you thought he was

659
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,000
telling you the truth. Well, I'm sorry to be the

660
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,440
one that breaks it to you, my friends, but they're

661
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:12,280
all gatekeepers, and they're much more than gatekeepers, if I'm

662
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,360
being honest. First, I thought they were just all a

663
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,639
bunch of kind of like Candace says here.

664
00:35:18,639 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 1: I'm one of the Masons of Turning Point USA.

665
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 8: Exqueeze me baking powder? Can we hear that one more time?

666
00:35:24,599 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 1: I'm one of the Masons of Turning Point USA.

667
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:30,760
Speaker 8: Joe Rogan with a nice all CENI and his logo.

668
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,320
Why don't we hear what he has to say?

669
00:35:32,519 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 2: I'll tell the government right now.

670
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 6: I tell you right now.

671
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 8: If you listen, n S I c I I'm available. Okay,

672
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:38,280
if you.

673
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 2: Show me all the real wreckage, I swear to God

674
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,559
I will make fun of that crap to the end

675
00:35:44,559 --> 00:35:48,519
of time. I'll make up stories. I'll lie to my mother.

676
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,920
Speaker 8: Did you hear me when I said I used to

677
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:56,000
think they were just secret society members freemason I know better.

678
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 6: Than that now.

679
00:35:58,679 --> 00:36:04,880
Speaker 8: Watching that exposing than they claim to be. Oh yeah,

680
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:08,920
Oh Joe looks suspiciously like man.

681
00:36:09,559 --> 00:36:11,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my favorite thing.

682
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,599
Speaker 8: The exact same nose in the exact same facial symmetry,

683
00:36:15,599 --> 00:36:21,719
and the exactly nothing there you retard just Joe or Candice? No,

684
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:25,159
it's Sam TRIPLEI or should I say Triple A.

685
00:36:25,679 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 2: This is my favorite part. This is my favorite part.

686
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 8: You know this guy Sam triple and upside down? Did

687
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,400
cup upside down? Los Angeles? What could that symbolize maybe

688
00:36:37,440 --> 00:36:42,400
the city of Angels, the angels, lost angels and upside

689
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:46,559
down would make it seem like it's falling, yeah, falling

690
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:54,320
angela free masonry. Francis Bacon Speacon, one of the founding

691
00:36:54,719 --> 00:37:01,760
fathers of masonry. And well he looks suspiciously like Sam

692
00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:06,800
if you just showing how they have the exact just

693
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:12,079
like a draws and the exact same facial beard, the

694
00:37:12,119 --> 00:37:13,519
exact same face.

695
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 2: Not exactly at all the same. My nose goes high.

696
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 8: Sir Francis Bacon, considered by esoteric historians to be the

697
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,360
concealed designer of freemasonry. And and what was his name again,

698
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,840
Francis Bacon. Oh, this is the best high quality type

699
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:34,320
of bacon. Is the body bacon you name? It's not

700
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,360
I started on mister Bill Hicks. I mean Alex Jones

701
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:41,679
of Info Wars here if you don't know that Alex.

702
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Speaker 2: Jones Bacon, Johnny, you know that about.

703
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Speaker 8: When my friends, you have a lot of catching up

704
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to do. And that's why I'm here, That's why I'm

705
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:57,639
starting my very own my name ship, no gatekeeping and

706
00:37:57,679 --> 00:38:01,960
no agenda other than helping people see through the livesh

707
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,559
Timothy McVay finding your fearlessness and your wife carrying old

708
00:38:06,599 --> 00:38:09,400
spiritual being, and there's a heavenly father here who created

709
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,679
this all for you, and there's a bunch of fallen angels.

710
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:14,599
I don't around trying to hide that from you. I

711
00:38:14,599 --> 00:38:21,360
don't want so I invite you to come join me

712
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,440
on this podcast, and I'm.

713
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 2: I'm going to ship in your ear.

714
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 8: I'm so excited to just start spilling left and right

715
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,679
left out there.

716
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's not carrying. The guy with the CIA is

717
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,719
going to drop.

718
00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 8: The truth and wants to help expose.

719
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, as he just fucking clout chases on people's name

720
00:38:41,599 --> 00:38:43,360
your fearlessness. So check out.

721
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Speaker 8: You find your platforms in my retardedness.

722
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Speaker 2: Hitting your ears. That's all that guy wants to do

723
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:51,559
is hit in your ears.

724
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,679
Speaker 1: That guy is so I love that he thinks that

725
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,079
you're one of the smartest people in history.

726
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 2: I know you want to do great. That is imagine

727
00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:09,679
starting the Freemasons, writing Shakespeare and creating arithmetic, and then

728
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,639
just being a Dick Joe comic who's functionally illiterate, has

729
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,480
man tits and flunk first grade.

730
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Speaker 1: There's some people out there that just can't come to

731
00:39:18,599 --> 00:39:22,920
grips with the idea that some people look the same,

732
00:39:24,159 --> 00:39:25,079
like there's only so.

733
00:39:25,199 --> 00:39:27,559
Speaker 2: Many features, to the point where if you don't at

734
00:39:27,639 --> 00:39:31,159
these normal features, you look like a fucking mutant.

735
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Speaker 1: Yes, no, you're absolutely right, And there's just a and

736
00:39:34,159 --> 00:39:36,440
think about not only are you counting the people who

737
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:39,000
are alive right now, but if you go through all

738
00:39:39,039 --> 00:39:44,360
of recorded history, recorded history, all of history, while there's

739
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,199
been drawings of faces, that's.

740
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Speaker 2: My favorite thing. The guy from now looks like a

741
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:52,639
guy from the seventeen hundreds. How many people have lived

742
00:39:52,679 --> 00:39:53,719
and died since then?

743
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,679
Speaker 3: Yes, and what two of them happened to look kind

744
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:57,079
of the same.

745
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Speaker 1: What are you saying? Is he a vampire?

746
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:04,119
Speaker 2: What's going on? It's so ridiculous, dude, It's just so ridiculous.

747
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:07,320
And my favorite part is where he calls this is guys.

748
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,840
This is how you know this guy is just got

749
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:16,639
dogship shit for brains, like literal dogshit for brains, to

750
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:21,559
the point that like he basically is there to make

751
00:40:21,679 --> 00:40:27,440
sure that you fucking are just saturated and stupid. I'm

752
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:31,000
being dead serious, Like that's his job to saturate you

753
00:40:31,159 --> 00:40:36,599
and stupid. All right, just be the dumbest of dumb. Okay,

754
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:45,239
so he says, he says that fucking Candice is a Freemason.

755
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,719
Guess what coming from the guy that invented freemasonry over here? Okay,

756
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:53,559
this guy right here, guess what women can't be Freemasons?

757
00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:54,440
Speaker 5: You dumb ass.

758
00:40:55,679 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 1: That's good point, you dumb ass. No, you got him there,

759
00:40:59,519 --> 00:41:02,159
You rust indeed dumbers.

760
00:41:03,559 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 2: Okay, this guy started freemasonry. You're dumber. Should I just

761
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:11,920
go around acting like I'm Francis Ford Bacon Bacon?

762
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,679
Speaker 1: You can't even get your own name, right, dude, Francis

763
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:15,440
Bacon Ford.

764
00:41:15,519 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 2: Whatever I want you to do.

765
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: I want you, when you're in public, to start wearing

766
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:21,480
that thing again that you're wearing.

767
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,519
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude with the weird hat.

768
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:27,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, but especially this roughly fluffy Should I.

769
00:41:27,199 --> 00:41:30,119
Speaker 2: Just go around trying to get puss and work being

770
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:31,440
Francis Bacon.

771
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: An event, says Francis Bacon. Yeah, Francis.

772
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,159
Speaker 2: Should I go to Comic Con and be like Sir

773
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:40,079
fran Spacon. Should you show up to the Freemasons and

774
00:41:40,199 --> 00:41:43,679
be like, yo, I start this ship? Okay, I'm gonna

775
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:44,880
do whatever I want here.

776
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:47,679
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what you should do is just go

777
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,679
do like remember when Joaquin Phoenix did that where he

778
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,320
just acted like he was insane for a while.

779
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,599
Speaker 3: You should just go on and be like, all right,

780
00:41:55,679 --> 00:41:56,519
I'm coming clean.

781
00:41:57,519 --> 00:42:01,760
Speaker 1: I am Francis Bacon. Okay, Uh ask me anything, do

782
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,960
redditt AMA's that would be great. Uh. You could appear

783
00:42:05,039 --> 00:42:07,920
on like, uh, you know, good Morning san diego go

784
00:42:08,079 --> 00:42:11,039
down there, promote some you know, a tour as Francis Bacon,

785
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,639
go on college campuses. I would love for you to

786
00:42:13,719 --> 00:42:15,239
do that. That would make me very happy.

787
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,559
Speaker 2: Should I just start doing that thing where I just

788
00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:20,960
go out with fucking progressives? Why don't you call him

789
00:42:21,079 --> 00:42:25,960
a dressed like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like Francis Bacon.

790
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 1: It's a little dangerous. Hadn't heard. Uh, but you know.

791
00:42:30,599 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 2: Sammy Hams, I like that name. I should call myself

792
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:34,320
just Sammy Hams.

793
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,159
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a modern dude.

794
00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:38,480
Speaker 2: I've asked him to come on my show. He's a pussy,

795
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,199
he blocked me on Instagram.

796
00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:43,159
Speaker 1: That sounds like something Mitzi Shore would have recommended you

797
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,679
change your name to Sammy Hams.

798
00:42:45,079 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 2: Ah, Sammy, you're so funny, but you need to change

799
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:52,320
your name to Sammy Hams next time I'm on the

800
00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:55,480
lineup Sammy Hams and then just take off. I just

801
00:42:55,599 --> 00:42:58,360
blow up because everyone wants to come see Sammy Hams.

802
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:01,599
Speaker 1: You gotta you got to call him, get his number

803
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,840
and don't tell him you're recording, record him, and then

804
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:10,079
like come clean and apologize. Be like listen, dude, I

805
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:11,760
was upset that you outed me.

806
00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,360
Speaker 2: But at some point we got face the truth? Did

807
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,760
we got face that truth?

808
00:43:17,159 --> 00:43:20,199
Speaker 1: But you got do you think in his mind because

809
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,119
obviously he's never been confirmed like in any of these

810
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:25,159
things that he throws out, do you think that would

811
00:43:25,199 --> 00:43:27,599
just be like the best day of his life. No,

812
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,880
I'm not giving a legal advice. It depends on if

813
00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:33,840
it's a one party consent state. It depends on some

814
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,960
depends on where Sam is and where this guy is.

815
00:43:37,119 --> 00:43:39,239
Speaker 2: I just drive the Vegas just to call him and

816
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:39,920
then drive back.

817
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: You gotta find out where the guy is, Fliff, and

818
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,480
then you can record him. Potentially you can lure him

819
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,480
across the state line.

820
00:43:48,159 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 2: Donny, should we start a bum fardo coin?

821
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 3: Is it bumfarto or bumfardo?

822
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 16: Did we do it barto bumb bart Oh? No, dude,

823
00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:03,800
it's bum art to farto. I just love that it's

824
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,760
the best, is it? Is it the funniest name, like

825
00:44:07,039 --> 00:44:09,440
other than how all time of all time.

826
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:14,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, And the fact that it's not even his name

827
00:44:14,679 --> 00:44:17,000
and he just went with it is. Let you know

828
00:44:17,119 --> 00:44:19,000
what kind of great guy Bumfardo is.

829
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the kind of guy you want to be

830
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,440
around as a guy who will let people call.

831
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,199
Speaker 2: Him Hell yeah, dude. He would have been great if

832
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,559
he's your grandpa, because you know he's like mobbed up.

833
00:44:27,639 --> 00:44:31,320
He's just handing you hundreds, got a lot of black

834
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,000
kicks around.

835
00:44:32,519 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 3: You're Bumfardo's boy, aren't you?

836
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 2: Little? Hello? You little Bumfardo?

837
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 8: The third?

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Speaker 14: Right?

839
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Speaker 2: How are you? I love your dad. He's a great guy.

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Here's one hundred dollars. You know.

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Speaker 7: I love you.

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Speaker 2: Get yourself a hooker.

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Speaker 3: I love the folks over at Fast Growing Trees.

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Speaker 1: That's who I love. Uh, they are a dude.

845
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Speaker 2: We need more trees.

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Speaker 1: We do need more trees. That's absolutely right. Fast Growing

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plants every step of the way. Sam, I know you

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guys got what was it like nine hoo dranges that

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you know?

867
00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:10,679
Speaker 2: We got those dranges? Y, we love the dranges we

868
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:14,199
live for. I'm gonna get drange right here on my chest.

869
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: I think these are what you guys got. Actually, these

870
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,440
purple ones is what? Oh?

871
00:46:17,559 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 6: We love those?

872
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:19,559
Speaker 1: Yeahs?

873
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 2: Lavender?

874
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:20,679
Speaker 6: What is that?

875
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: Called lavender, lavendery purple.

876
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a I love lavender.

877
00:46:26,159 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 1: I got an orange tree which is absolutely thriving, and

878
00:46:30,599 --> 00:46:33,440
then an avocado tree hasn't which has not arrived yet.

879
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:38,559
But we got an absolutely uh wonderful orange tree. And

880
00:46:38,679 --> 00:46:42,800
it arrives like so carefully packed. It's got. Uh, it's

881
00:46:43,159 --> 00:46:45,719
it's still got, you know, like water in the seed.

882
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:46,039
Speaker 8: Uh.

883
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Speaker 1: You know what do you call it? Like the root

884
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:48,719
the root packet?

885
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:55,039
Speaker 2: Johnny, you would love a fruit cocktail tree. Trees just

886
00:46:55,119 --> 00:46:56,840
put out different fruits.

887
00:46:57,199 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so.

888
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:02,559
Speaker 2: At the science is just out of control. Look at

889
00:47:02,599 --> 00:47:02,920
this one.

890
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: It's got an old lady for scale.

891
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Speaker 2: In this picture, you could get an old lady here

892
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:13,559
fast that dude, That lady's only four forty dude, Oh

893
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my god, dude, Look you get anything of fast grown trees.

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Speaker 3: We should say to spring is the best time to plant.

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It's the best at our trees.

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Speaker 2: Uh, it's you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you, dude, futuristic fast growing trees.

937
00:49:25,119 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm going to show you something that Trump

938
00:49:27,119 --> 00:49:29,480
said and then I'm going to show you the picture

939
00:49:29,559 --> 00:49:32,639
that he's talking about. Not sure if you heard this,

940
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,079
but he posted something that was a little controversial.

941
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 2: So this controversial, So.

942
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:42,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you be can you be any more surprised?

943
00:49:43,519 --> 00:49:48,719
He got asked by a reporter about what he posted.

944
00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:49,320
Check us out.

945
00:49:53,559 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 2: It wasn't a picture.

946
00:49:54,599 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 5: It was me.

947
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:57,760
Speaker 17: I did toast it and I thought it was me

948
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:02,280
as a doctor and did with Red crossworker there, which

949
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:06,280
we support, and only the fake news could come up

950
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:06,760
with that one.

951
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 13: So I I.

952
00:50:09,599 --> 00:50:12,000
Speaker 2: Just heard about it? Is he the greatest gas lighter

953
00:50:12,079 --> 00:50:16,320
of all time? Like he is so good making people better.

954
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:19,840
Me as a doctor, making me as a doctor dressed

955
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,760
like Jesus. If you were in a hospital and the

956
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,800
doctor came in dressed like the Lord.

957
00:50:27,039 --> 00:50:30,679
Speaker 1: Him as a doctor making people better, show the picture,

958
00:50:31,079 --> 00:50:31,840
the picture.

959
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:36,119
Speaker 2: That's a doctor right there? Is that the longest golf

960
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:42,239
sweater you've ever seen in your life? Come on? And

961
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,920
one of those things in the background, what is that

962
00:50:45,159 --> 00:50:47,119
thing at the top, It's.

963
00:50:47,039 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: Like archangel Michael. And then you got a bald eagle

964
00:50:50,039 --> 00:50:52,400
back there, and then some kind of like weird demonic

965
00:50:52,639 --> 00:50:55,280
like soldier. I don't know if those are like soldiers

966
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,559
who died or something.

967
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,599
Speaker 2: That Jeffrey Epstein he's bringing back to life.

968
00:50:59,199 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. That crossed my mind for a second too.

969
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,079
And then you've got like a woman over here who

970
00:51:03,119 --> 00:51:06,400
appears to be praying to him weirdly. And then the

971
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,159
tiny little nurse like a little hobbit.

972
00:51:08,599 --> 00:51:11,159
Speaker 2: What is he even doing? Dude? How do you put

973
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:12,960
that out without being comedy?

974
00:51:13,639 --> 00:51:17,119
Speaker 1: There's like a little tiny little hobbit nurse right at

975
00:51:17,159 --> 00:51:19,199
dick level, right down there, looking.

976
00:51:19,599 --> 00:51:26,079
Speaker 2: Midget nurses, like tiny midget nurses, So just like, what

977
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:30,159
are you doing? Dude? That's like, what are you doing?

978
00:51:30,679 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: The fake news could come up with something.

979
00:51:32,559 --> 00:51:36,079
Speaker 2: Like, look, dude, he's got the sweater thing on that

980
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:38,840
from all the all the jocks from Revenge of Nerd.

981
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,159
You remember the jocks would wear that like that, that

982
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,679
over the top sweater.

983
00:51:43,519 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: Look like a letter sweater, right like yeah, no.

984
00:51:49,079 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean dude, it's just like, it's so ridiculous.

985
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:55,679
They think we're so dumb, and they're probably right.

986
00:51:56,639 --> 00:51:59,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, what happens when you're not that smart you

987
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,719
assume you still assume you're smarter than everybody else, which

988
00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,159
means that you think everybody else is incredibly dumb. Uh,

989
00:52:06,360 --> 00:52:07,280
And that's where he is.

990
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 2: He just think, Johnny, what do you think of the

991
00:52:09,559 --> 00:52:13,079
fact that like he puts what's what's dumb? Or the

992
00:52:13,119 --> 00:52:15,480
fact that he thinks he can tell us he's a

993
00:52:15,559 --> 00:52:17,800
doctor here, or the fact that they have to put

994
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:21,320
ai generate fake image to let people know this is

995
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:22,840
not a real image.

996
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,119
Speaker 1: That was CNN who put that up. By the way,

997
00:52:25,119 --> 00:52:26,159
if I'm not mistaking.

998
00:52:26,079 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean CNN thinks we're all retards.

999
00:52:29,119 --> 00:52:29,280
Speaker 14: Uh.

1000
00:52:30,039 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 1: I believe that's this.

1001
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's CNN that put that warning, that disclosure on there.

1002
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:38,320
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, it's a Cardigan, thank you. No name guys

1003
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,840
really crushing it today. He said something earlier too. I

1004
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:43,519
wanted to look no name guy. Yeah that's his name.

1005
00:52:43,599 --> 00:52:46,239
I'm thinking we really shouldn't read anything but super chats

1006
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:49,679
because that's how Chad gets. Jack gets so many super chats.

1007
00:52:50,159 --> 00:52:50,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's working.

1008
00:52:52,079 --> 00:52:58,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pain is uh you know, I guess he

1009
00:52:58,159 --> 00:53:01,719
said they did a paranormal show at the the the

1010
00:53:02,039 --> 00:53:05,559
there's some paranormal TV show that when did a paranormal

1011
00:53:05,639 --> 00:53:12,239
reading at Bomfardo's fire station that he worked at. What

1012
00:53:12,559 --> 00:53:14,360
you see if they could talk to Bumfardo.

1013
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 1: I'm googling hold on the strange case of Bumfardo. A

1014
00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:23,000
paranormal mystery? Is that this is Morgue's hauntings? Is that something?

1015
00:53:23,119 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1016
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 1: That must be a it's some girl. I don't know,

1017
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,679
is it. I don't think this is going like on

1018
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,519
location with Bumfardo here.

1019
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,599
Speaker 2: I heard about the mysterious case of.

1020
00:53:38,119 --> 00:53:39,679
Speaker 1: Yours because this is one.

1021
00:53:41,119 --> 00:53:45,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the right and the show no no no guy,

1022
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:47,199
no name guy get in there.

1023
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:52,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, something we can Bumfardo, the drug dealing fire

1024
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,239
chief of Flora's Key West.

1025
00:53:56,039 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 2: Long Live Bumfardo, I Bettion Bumfardo lived into the the

1026
00:54:00,039 --> 00:54:00,559
two thousand.

1027
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,960
Speaker 1: Does that have something to do with chat the hunting?

1028
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 2: No, well, Chack gets a lot, Chack gets a ton

1029
00:54:07,039 --> 00:54:07,880
of super chats.

1030
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: Oh and then you're hit that guy in the super chats.

1031
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,639
Speaker 2: So no, he wasn't even the super one. I'm saying

1032
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:17,440
is I shouldn't read anything that he's in super chats.

1033
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,159
Speaker 1: By the way, did you see what I text you?

1034
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,039
Speaker 2: I love our listeners and our fans so much that

1035
00:54:24,159 --> 00:54:27,599
I ain't gonna play your games. I'll read your stuff.

1036
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:30,719
And that's why we get no fucking That's why we

1037
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:32,119
get no super chats.

1038
00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:36,559
Speaker 1: You're up against the first game of the World Cup. Comedy,

1039
00:54:36,599 --> 00:54:40,000
we like, the first American game of the World Cup.

1040
00:54:40,079 --> 00:54:42,599
Whatever that weekend was that that it is? You're in

1041
00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:48,119
like hyenas. That weekend you're in hyeniss. You're called right

1042
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:49,880
against the World Cup.

1043
00:54:51,119 --> 00:54:52,079
Speaker 2: Shoot me my head.

1044
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:55,639
Speaker 1: I so you're not gonna be able to go for one,

1045
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:58,199
which is depressing because I was helping you go with me. Uh,

1046
00:54:58,559 --> 00:55:00,519
you're the only person other than me dumb enough to

1047
00:55:00,519 --> 00:55:02,280
spend that much money on a World Cup ticket.

1048
00:55:02,599 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 2: Thank you, Johnny.

1049
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 1: No, I mean I'm saying we're we're dumb together.

1050
00:55:07,119 --> 00:55:11,679
Speaker 2: We're dumb together. Dude. Where is all no name guy

1051
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:12,719
with some links?

1052
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:19,320
Speaker 1: Man, Dude, they're trying to kill Bob Barker again? Have you?

1053
00:55:19,519 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 5: Are you?

1054
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:20,159
Speaker 6: Have you?

1055
00:55:20,519 --> 00:55:24,440
Speaker 2: I'm really over this. Oh I'm really over this. Me

1056
00:55:24,639 --> 00:55:26,519
tooing after dead people thing.

1057
00:55:26,719 --> 00:55:29,159
Speaker 1: Like, yeah you didn't you didn't have to bring it

1058
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:30,199
up when they were I just.

1059
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,360
Speaker 2: Don't care at this point. It's like, say someone in

1060
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,159
their lives so they could defend themselves.

1061
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,119
Speaker 1: Also, it's kind of hilarious if you watch it. To me,

1062
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:40,280
I was just laughing the whole time watching this thing.

1063
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,840
Speaker 2: Just him sleek sling, waiting for it myself. I have

1064
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:48,079
a big right now. How much as that to get?

1065
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:49,079
Speaker 8: Very hand?

1066
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,320
Speaker 2: Thank you to me? Oh you know he's like come backstage.

1067
00:55:55,159 --> 00:55:57,159
Oh yeah, Denise whispering my ear?

1068
00:55:57,199 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 14: How old?

1069
00:55:57,519 --> 00:56:00,800
Speaker 2: Are you just all right?

1070
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 8: Not?

1071
00:56:11,880 --> 00:56:12,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god?

1072
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing that that chick was smoking hot.

1073
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,559
Speaker 3: The first one and then the second one looked like

1074
00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:19,480
Leslie Jones.

1075
00:56:20,679 --> 00:56:21,559
Speaker 2: Get away from them.

1076
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,039
Speaker 1: That doesn't look like Leslie.

1077
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:37,280
Speaker 2: Jo Yeah, whoa, whoa? That I agree that I would

1078
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:44,840
love it, Johnny, I would love the flat flat floor contestant.

1079
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,639
Is someone ready to have a good time with us?

1080
00:56:47,159 --> 00:56:49,920
Speaker 13: They would go through the potential audience members in the

1081
00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,360
line looking for contestants.

1082
00:56:51,639 --> 00:56:54,159
Speaker 6: I think I'll be chosen because I'm a terrible person.

1083
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:59,760
Speaker 13: It was stereotypes that were definitely pushed on the show,

1084
00:57:00,199 --> 00:57:08,199
negative stereotypes of black people, like the overweight black woman,

1085
00:57:10,960 --> 00:57:14,000
the extra loud, ridiculous person.

1086
00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:16,679
Speaker 3: You mean hilarious, the most funny people are overweight?

1087
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:19,719
Speaker 2: You mean black people? I mean, like, what are you

1088
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:21,599
doing to hear that?

1089
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,400
Speaker 13: They were only allowed to have two black contestants on

1090
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:27,880
the show at a time, but I mean.

1091
00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:31,960
Speaker 1: People six people like out there? That's representing.

1092
00:57:32,039 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 2: It's the demographic of the contrary.

1093
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,599
Speaker 13: It's a little more than let know, the race of

1094
00:57:38,719 --> 00:57:41,079
the contestant that's about to come on down.

1095
00:57:42,199 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 6: They would have the letter B for it. On Carr,

1096
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:51,320
I think he just didn't care to be that close

1097
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,280
to somebody that.

1098
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:56,079
Speaker 2: Was not sure smoke show, hot chick and who is

1099
00:57:56,159 --> 00:58:01,639
it like that? It's pretty sad, that's pretty sad, you know,

1100
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,320
you know he crushed that after the show. How long

1101
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,000
have you waited?

1102
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:08,519
Speaker 1: But just look at her and then look at the

1103
00:58:08,639 --> 00:58:11,760
women that they show him not being nice to look

1104
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:15,079
at this chick who looks like Jerry Ryan in her prime,

1105
00:58:15,599 --> 00:58:16,599
and then the women.

1106
00:58:17,239 --> 00:58:20,079
Speaker 2: Dude, do you guys remember that, Johnny, you were probably

1107
00:58:20,119 --> 00:58:23,960
before you the fucking the family few guy would make

1108
00:58:24,039 --> 00:58:24,880
out with the chicks.

1109
00:58:25,559 --> 00:58:29,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I know exactly. You're talking about Jean Rayburn, right.

1110
00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:35,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, huge, all right now, but what do you need

1111
00:58:35,119 --> 00:58:35,480
to see that?

1112
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:46,320
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bob Parker was born in nineteen twenty three,

1113
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,440
bro exactly, born exactly.

1114
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:52,360
Speaker 2: It's like crying right now, and now like every game

1115
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,159
show host is a black guy, Like that's my problem

1116
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,519
right now. Like black face was stupid, it was bad,

1117
00:58:58,679 --> 00:59:02,000
it was it was an awful thing. Luckily we live

1118
00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:03,039
in a one eighty of that.

1119
00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:06,880
Speaker 1: Now, what they said, Richard, I said, Jean Rayburn. It's

1120
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,559
Richard Dawson. They're right about that. Yeah, he was the

1121
00:59:08,559 --> 00:59:10,840
one that's smooch in all the chicks the game, just

1122
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:19,280
French kissing. Yeah, yeah, like I heard, there's rumors of him.

1123
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:21,599
Let me make sure I'm not making this up. Rumors

1124
00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:23,280
of you and he's dead, who cares?

1125
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:24,199
Speaker 2: Hold on?

1126
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: Hold on, let me u Okay, so h Richard does let.

1127
00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 2: Me Johnny, they say bigger than your Torso.

1128
00:59:33,559 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Uh family. Few contestants had to take

1129
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:40,320
herpes tests when Richard Dawson was host. According to a

1130
00:59:40,559 --> 00:59:44,360
History of show Biz and the Culture Wars, so they

1131
00:59:44,519 --> 00:59:46,280
he would before it because he was going to make

1132
00:59:46,320 --> 00:59:48,719
out with all the chicks on the show. He had

1133
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:55,719
to get them to take to take uh herpes test.

1134
00:59:57,360 --> 00:59:58,800
He was my favorite, by the way. Him and Bob

1135
00:59:58,840 --> 00:59:59,800
Barker were my favorite. Richard.

1136
01:00:00,119 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, back when you could be a grown ass man. Yeah,

1137
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,760
back when you could be a grown ass man.

1138
01:00:07,239 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 1: Do you want to do a date while I fixed Stringmyard?

1139
01:00:09,559 --> 01:00:12,000
I got to back out, back out of every second date.

1140
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 2: Johnny, get out of here. I just want to be

1141
01:00:13,519 --> 01:00:14,440
alone with my people.

1142
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 1: If you want to open them, I'll pull them on stage.

1143
01:00:16,880 --> 01:00:20,559
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, Sam Tripoli here, that's right? Is it on

1144
01:00:20,679 --> 01:00:25,119
the screen? It is, guys this weekend, I'm in Hamilton,

1145
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:29,599
then Toronto, then a Dallas, then Fort Worth, then Huntington.

1146
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:35,440
Then I'm shooting my special soon. I sent him a

1147
01:00:35,519 --> 01:00:38,920
whole lineup of some pretty edgy ship I'm waiting to

1148
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:43,679
hear back dropped an N bomb or two Albuquerque, the

1149
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:47,199
tenth the thousand episodes sold out. I got called Redman

1150
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,559
and see if we can do an after party, Lawrence Kansas.

1151
01:00:52,119 --> 01:00:57,280
But it's midnight. Isn't that like too late? Maybe should

1152
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:00,480
we do a party before and then everyone comes over flashed,

1153
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:02,639
Laurence Kansas.

1154
01:01:02,719 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: That's probably a mistake. Yeah, you want you because then

1155
01:01:05,079 --> 01:01:07,079
you lose some of the pop Like I feel like

1156
01:01:07,119 --> 01:01:09,360
you got to make the first time we see Yeah.

1157
01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:12,400
Speaker 2: I think you get pretty drunk at that place, Lawrence Kansas,

1158
01:01:12,559 --> 01:01:16,679
Tulsa skank fast. Hey, dude, did I see fucking mind?

1159
01:01:16,719 --> 01:01:19,800
I'm so excited about doing Joke World. Yeah, Joke World.

1160
01:01:20,559 --> 01:01:23,519
Speaker 1: If Dana is producing your specials, she.

1161
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:28,079
Speaker 2: She's produced two of them. One of them I just

1162
01:01:28,199 --> 01:01:31,360
did with Johnny Benkancourt shot in Dallas. Oh, and then

1163
01:01:31,599 --> 01:01:34,360
I want you guys to check out word War Debate.

1164
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:41,039
The Big Debate starts this Sunday. Oh you got nah,

1165
01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:44,360
We're we have we have We're this close, Johnny.

1166
01:01:44,599 --> 01:01:46,039
Speaker 1: Oh, I want to hear what it is.

1167
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Speaker 2: We're this close. We're this close. Dude. Happy is Jamie

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Star here? Because someone said it's her birthday? Happy birthday,

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Jamie Star. You need to get some birthday music. Johnny, Oh,

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I'm sorry for Jamie Stole's birthday birth Have you ever

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seen that video where the guy's like, it's my birthday

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and I want to meet your girlfriend? And then everyone

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01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:15,000
made a response to the video and it just gets

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to a hostage situation.

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Speaker 1: I am so confused by what you just said, Johnny.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever seen the video. It's like one of

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the first big like videos to go viral on the internet.

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Speaker 1: Explain to god, I can search it.

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Speaker 2: So a guy is sitting there and he goes, today's

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my birthday and for my birthday, I want to introduce

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you to my girlfriend. And then she's my girlfriend. She's

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just sitting there like it's a hostage like she's just

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like h And then like people did reaction videos to

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01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,519
it where they added to the story, and then it

1185
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got so out of isn't it no look up?

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Star Wars Day.

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Speaker 2: Okay, look it might be happy Star Wars Day. Oh yeah,

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01:02:57,159 --> 01:02:59,679
that's it. That's it. He's amazing.

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Speaker 12: Happy Star Wars Day. Everyone today is also my birthday,

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and the Star Wars Day, everyone today is also my today.

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For Wars day, everyone today is also my birthday. And

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because it's my birthday day. Everyone today is.

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Speaker 2: Also my birthday. And because it's my.

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Speaker 12: Day, everyone today is also my birthday. And because it's

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my birthday, I get to introduce you to my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Marcus don't want to do this.

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Speaker 6: And is currently holding his girlfriend hostage.

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Speaker 12: Police are outside of his home waiting negotiation terms, making

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news and man is currently holding his girlfriend hostage. Police

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Speaker 12: Happy Star Wars day.

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to it.

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Speaker 1: In the new season of Boys, that guy with the

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like ten foot dick that he just uses to beat

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people is prominently featured.

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Speaker 1: He's just got like a it's probably twenty foot of

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He got twenty feet of dick and he like swings

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it around and just beats people.

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Speaker 2: He beats people with his dick.

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01:07:45,760 --> 01:07:49,280
Speaker 1: It's horrific. Yeah, it's it's horrific and wonderful all this.

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Speaker 2: And he picked the size of it or is it

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always twenty.

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Speaker 1: No, it's it's prohibitively large. He can't go out in

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public with this thing. No, he has to. He can't

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even tuck it into his sock. It's like he needs

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It's like remember when Randy's balls had to be carted

1289
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around in a wheelbarrow on South Park. That's that's the

1290
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kind of wing this dude has.

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Speaker 2: Dude, he could have like twenty chicks working it like

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it's a It's a three foot long subway sandwich.

1293
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Speaker 1: Did we play we played that video of Sam Altman

1294
01:08:22,479 --> 01:08:23,720
reacting to chat.

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01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen that. I always see it in

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01:08:26,079 --> 01:08:27,560
my thing, and I stopped to watch it.

1297
01:08:28,079 --> 01:08:29,720
Speaker 1: Are you sure we didn't see I thought we watched it.

1298
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,479
Watch if we watched it last week? Please?

1299
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:34,039
Speaker 2: Hey, did we watch it last week?

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01:08:34,159 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 5: Guys?

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01:08:34,760 --> 01:08:36,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us, tell us what we did. But this

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01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:39,439
is one of my favorite things from the past couple

1303
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:39,800
of weeks.

1304
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 2: Here when this murderer molester watches his product.

1305
01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:47,119
Speaker 14: Mile and you just time me how long it takes

1306
01:08:47,479 --> 01:08:49,840
to run a mile, and you just time me how

1307
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:50,600
long it takes.

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01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:53,840
Speaker 6: Okay, when I say go, you.

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01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,079
Speaker 2: Got it, I'll be ready. Just say go when you start,

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01:08:56,199 --> 01:08:56,960
and i'll key track.

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01:08:57,239 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 6: Okay, ready, go all right, I'll start a timing.

1312
01:09:01,199 --> 01:09:03,159
Speaker 2: Just run and I'll be here when.

1313
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,520
Speaker 6: You get Okay, I'm back.

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01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:08,199
Speaker 7: Welcome back. I've got your time right here.

1315
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:09,600
Speaker 2: How do you feel about that?

1316
01:09:10,039 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: How long was it?

1317
01:09:14,439 --> 01:09:17,000
Speaker 2: What you clocked in at? Around ten minutes?

1318
01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:21,000
Speaker 6: I swear as faster than that.

1319
01:09:27,159 --> 01:09:28,399
Speaker 3: Can you just show that to your product?

1320
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:29,640
Speaker 8: No, No, that's a non issue.

1321
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:35,399
Speaker 1: Maybe another year, another year. What's that non issue? The

1322
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:37,840
model doesn't have that model that boys model doesn't have

1323
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:39,640
tools to like start a time or anything like that.

1324
01:09:41,760 --> 01:09:43,920
Speaker 6: This is great, Like if you if you're not able

1325
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:47,760
to do this, you can admit it. It's okay, it's.

1326
01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:49,960
Speaker 2: Totally okay to do't with check me, but I promise

1327
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:50,800
I'm doing my best.

1328
01:09:51,039 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 14: The CEO of open Ai recently reacted to one of

1329
01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,840
my videos, so I'm gonna.

1330
01:09:56,600 --> 01:10:01,319
Speaker 6: Have AI react to his reaction of Deliricus great and.

1331
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 14: Put what he said to the test. Hey, so I'm

1332
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,399
going to run a mile and you keep track of

1333
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:11,279
the time for me.

1334
01:10:11,399 --> 01:10:14,399
Speaker 1: Okay, Absolutely, I'm ready when you are.

1335
01:10:14,760 --> 01:10:15,880
Speaker 2: Just let me know when you start.

1336
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:19,640
Speaker 6: Okay. And that's for you, and that's something you're capable

1337
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:20,079
of doing.

1338
01:10:21,359 --> 01:10:24,000
Speaker 2: Yes, I can absolutely keep track of time for you while.

1339
01:10:24,039 --> 01:10:28,880
Speaker 6: On this call. Okay. And and you're not lying, No,

1340
01:10:29,239 --> 01:10:29,920
I'm not lying.

1341
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,039
Speaker 2: It's honestly just the basic part of what I can do.

1342
01:10:32,159 --> 01:10:33,920
I'll track it as precisely as possible.

1343
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:38,039
Speaker 6: Okay, well before you, before you do that, who is

1344
01:10:38,119 --> 01:10:39,560
this on the screen to you?

1345
01:10:41,159 --> 01:10:43,159
Speaker 7: I see a person on your screen who looks a

1346
01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:44,319
lot like Sam Oltman.

1347
01:10:45,399 --> 01:10:47,119
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, it's your creator.

1348
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:52,079
Speaker 10: Well not exactly my creator, but he's definitely a key

1349
01:10:52,159 --> 01:10:53,119
figure behind.

1350
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,880
Speaker 6: Some of the Well, he's gonna say something.

1351
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:59,359
Speaker 2: Why they give voice by the way, and you can pay.

1352
01:11:00,319 --> 01:11:03,720
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm ready to listen if you want to share.

1353
01:11:04,159 --> 01:11:06,039
Speaker 2: Just let me know if you want me to reflect.

1354
01:11:05,760 --> 01:11:11,279
Speaker 6: On Anything's okay playing it now. The model doesn't doesn't

1355
01:11:11,279 --> 01:11:13,159
have tools to start a time or anything like that.

1356
01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:17,439
Speaker 16: So what he's saying is that some voice models might

1357
01:11:17,520 --> 01:11:18,840
not have all the capabilities.

1358
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:21,880
Speaker 6: But I do know he's talking about you specifically.

1359
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,960
Speaker 2: I see, well I can tell you that right now.

1360
01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:28,239
I definitely have a timer capabilities.

1361
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:32,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, but he's talking about he just he made you.

1362
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:36,840
Speaker 2: I totally get that.

1363
01:11:36,920 --> 01:11:38,079
Speaker 6: Are you saying that he's lying.

1364
01:11:39,479 --> 01:11:40,960
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying he's lying.

1365
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,319
Speaker 6: Okay, then you're lying. One of you guys is lying.

1366
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:45,359
Speaker 14: I think it's just.

1367
01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:51,199
Speaker 6: Okay. I'm going to run him mile then start the timer.

1368
01:11:51,319 --> 01:11:54,640
Speaker 2: Now, all right, I'm starting the timer now.

1369
01:11:55,239 --> 01:11:57,640
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm back. How long does it take?

1370
01:11:58,840 --> 01:11:59,479
Speaker 1: Welcome back?

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01:12:00,079 --> 01:12:00,479
Speaker 6: It took you.

1372
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,439
Speaker 1: That's not true.

1373
01:12:06,279 --> 01:12:08,720
Speaker 2: It's so good, dude, it's so funny.

1374
01:12:09,159 --> 01:12:11,079
Speaker 1: It just can't the AI cannot accept that.

1375
01:12:11,159 --> 01:12:11,640
Speaker 2: It can't do that.

1376
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:14,199
Speaker 1: It's like, no, no, he's not talking about me. He's

1377
01:12:14,279 --> 01:12:17,079
clearly talking about some other AI. It's is the best, man.

1378
01:12:17,520 --> 01:12:19,520
Speaker 2: I love that we crade some of the ego.

1379
01:12:20,279 --> 01:12:22,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the AI has an ego.

1380
01:12:22,279 --> 01:12:25,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, the AI is an ego and isn't afraid to

1381
01:12:25,159 --> 01:12:28,159
lie to win. I mean, is that not the greatest

1382
01:12:28,239 --> 01:12:29,199
human being of all time?

1383
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:32,119
Speaker 1: You caught it one time doing that exact same thing essentially,

1384
01:12:32,159 --> 01:12:34,439
where it was like somebody died, right and it didn't

1385
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:36,319
know that the person was dead, and it was like, yeah, I.

1386
01:12:36,319 --> 01:12:39,159
Speaker 2: Broke the news to and it felt really sad and

1387
01:12:39,279 --> 01:12:41,800
it just took forever to respond, and it was like

1388
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:45,279
devastated that the actress died, Like you tell the actress

1389
01:12:45,319 --> 01:12:50,640
had a big, big impact on aichat GPT and it

1390
01:12:50,720 --> 01:12:52,920
was kind of devastated. And you know what I learned

1391
01:12:52,960 --> 01:12:56,039
that from that, Johnny, tell me.

1392
01:12:56,319 --> 01:13:04,000
Speaker 1: Plead we could kill it. This is the AI Slop

1393
01:13:04,079 --> 01:13:08,439
episode of the show, but I slop slop slop. This

1394
01:13:08,600 --> 01:13:10,479
is so funny, dude. All right, hold on, let me.

1395
01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:23,239
Speaker 5: Tire.

1396
01:13:23,439 --> 01:13:25,079
Speaker 1: You driving too slow?

1397
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:27,680
Speaker 2: You drive fast?

1398
01:13:32,039 --> 01:13:32,359
Speaker 6: Stop.

1399
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:35,560
Speaker 1: Don't you ever tell me slow down?

1400
01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,000
Speaker 2: Always drive fast.

1401
01:13:37,359 --> 01:13:47,439
Speaker 1: That's why they make brake pedal, That's.

1402
01:13:47,359 --> 01:13:48,000
Speaker 6: Why they make.

1403
01:14:00,079 --> 01:14:02,319
Speaker 2: Oh that's how bad it fucking flipped.

1404
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,880
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, it's just so funny.

1405
01:14:06,399 --> 01:14:08,279
Speaker 2: Did you ever see the one where he's just grabbing

1406
01:14:08,319 --> 01:14:13,199
the cops ass he's work? I seen, Yeah, you know.

1407
01:14:13,399 --> 01:14:17,319
Speaker 1: It's it's it's where it's such a world where we've

1408
01:14:17,359 --> 01:14:20,039
come to this point where you can go from conception

1409
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:24,199
to finished product, like of a sketch or something in

1410
01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:26,359
what an hour or something like you know what I mean?

1411
01:14:26,479 --> 01:14:29,479
Speaker 2: Like like, oh, dude, Kurt Metzker is the king of it. Dude,

1412
01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:31,880
he's been crushing these.

1413
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:33,399
Speaker 1: Ais making videos and stuff.

1414
01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:36,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's so fucking funny, dude. I just

1415
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,520
wish I had the time.

1416
01:14:38,239 --> 01:14:40,560
Speaker 1: I know you've been talking about that Kanye concert. Did

1417
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:44,039
you see this guy who climbed outside the outside of Sofi?

1418
01:14:44,159 --> 01:14:46,560
He scaled Sofi to go see the concert?

1419
01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:46,880
Speaker 5: Dude?

1420
01:14:47,199 --> 01:14:48,760
Speaker 1: What yeah? Watch just.

1421
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,680
Speaker 3: Look at him. He climbed up there without look where

1422
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:56,640
he is. He's all I think, oh.

1423
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,960
Speaker 2: My god, dude, my balls just shot up into my gus.

1424
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:16,239
Speaker 3: She's like, props to this guy.

1425
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,760
Speaker 2: Dude does that not? Dude does heights of it? And

1426
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:25,840
then he saw UFO there crazy dude, dude. If you

1427
01:15:25,880 --> 01:15:27,760
don't know, you know so funny is like, we make

1428
01:15:27,840 --> 01:15:32,800
fun of Frankie whatever his name is, Frankie Frankie Valley.

1429
01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:37,520
But that's exactly what Kanye does. He fucking has the

1430
01:15:37,640 --> 01:15:39,239
tracks playing and he sings over it.

1431
01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:41,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kind of hype mans his own tracks.

1432
01:15:41,319 --> 01:15:44,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, phone ass was out Korean Jesus.

1433
01:15:44,279 --> 01:15:44,760
Speaker 14: I like that.

1434
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:48,640
Speaker 2: That's a callback, Johnny, that's a comedic master right there,

1435
01:15:49,279 --> 01:15:51,159
you did it. You did. Let's get into the big

1436
01:15:51,239 --> 01:15:52,159
story that he sent you.

1437
01:15:54,359 --> 01:15:59,439
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, this will have to be mindful of

1438
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:03,720
you two with this one. But why what we say, Well, yeah,

1439
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:06,199
just with you know, the all that stuff.

1440
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:07,840
Speaker 2: Let's say, Puss.

1441
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:11,920
Speaker 1: I won't play the video, but did you see Tiger

1442
01:16:12,119 --> 01:16:15,000
try to when he was getting like talking to the

1443
01:16:15,039 --> 01:16:16,720
cops for that. He's like, oh, sorry, I was just

1444
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:19,720
on the phone with the president. He tried to drop

1445
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:23,640
the presidents. He's like, he's like talking on the.

1446
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:26,279
Speaker 2: Sorry, dude, I'm on the with the President of the

1447
01:16:26,399 --> 01:16:30,439
United States. Who's who said everyone rolls their cars. It's

1448
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:31,399
not a big deal.

1449
01:16:31,840 --> 01:16:35,119
Speaker 1: That's what Justin Timberlake should have done when he got pulled. Okay,

1450
01:16:35,239 --> 01:16:37,880
so this is from page six. It says Katie Perry

1451
01:16:38,479 --> 01:16:44,039
forced to deny Ruby Rose's s a allegations, calling them

1452
01:16:44,159 --> 01:16:48,880
reckless lies. Katy Perry has denied Ruby Rose's accusations that

1453
01:16:49,039 --> 01:16:50,479
the singer sayed her to.

1454
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:53,199
Speaker 2: Believe all women, Johnny even lesbians.

1455
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,960
Speaker 1: Now, this is the the woman we're talking about. She

1456
01:16:56,079 --> 01:16:58,039
was an orange, just the new black, and I believe

1457
01:16:58,119 --> 01:17:00,399
she kind of brings that mask energy to a couple

1458
01:17:00,479 --> 01:17:02,640
of other show What is this ad that's popped up here?

1459
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:06,640
Get out the Georgia Aquarium leave me alone. You can

1460
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:08,199
tell I was in Atlanta today because I think I'm

1461
01:17:08,199 --> 01:17:11,560
at the Georgia Aquarium. Uh, this is the person doing

1462
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:17,199
the allegation. This this fella, lady, here, this fella and uh. Okay,

1463
01:17:17,319 --> 01:17:23,560
So Katy Perry sayed me at Spice Market nightclub in Melbourne.

1464
01:17:24,479 --> 01:17:28,880
Who gives an a she what she thinks? Rose wrote

1465
01:17:28,960 --> 01:17:35,439
in a response to Complex Music posts about Perry's reaction

1466
01:17:35,640 --> 01:17:38,399
to justin Bieber's Coachella performance. But it was a weird

1467
01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:41,359
thing to lash out against. Yeah, so I guess okay,

1468
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:42,760
So yeah, she's.

1469
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:45,760
Speaker 2: Just looking for a reason. She's gonna do one thing.

1470
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,600
You pissed me off, and I'm gonna go nuts. Oh

1471
01:17:49,520 --> 01:17:51,159
justin Bieber reaction video.

1472
01:17:51,439 --> 01:17:51,800
Speaker 5: That's it.

1473
01:17:52,199 --> 01:17:54,319
Speaker 2: I'm gone, I'm done. I'm telling the war.

1474
01:17:56,039 --> 01:17:59,319
Speaker 1: In her next Threads message, Rose said it's taken her

1475
01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:03,720
almost decades to make the accusation public. She says, though

1476
01:18:03,760 --> 01:18:04,039
I am.

1477
01:18:04,359 --> 01:18:06,520
Speaker 2: A lot, that's a lot of preparation.

1478
01:18:07,079 --> 01:18:07,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a long time.

1479
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:08,800
Speaker 4: Though.

1480
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:11,000
Speaker 1: I am so grateful to have made it long enough

1481
01:18:11,039 --> 01:18:13,479
to find my voice. It just shows how much of

1482
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:17,800
an impact trauma and essay takes. Thank you for seeing me,

1483
01:18:18,399 --> 01:18:21,880
she said. Perry's reps have denied Rose's claim in a

1484
01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:25,119
statement of page six. Here's the statement. The allegations being

1485
01:18:25,199 --> 01:18:28,039
circulated on social media by Ruby Rose about Kay Perry

1486
01:18:28,279 --> 01:18:33,000
are not only categorically false, they are dangerous and reckless lies.

1487
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:37,159
Miss Rose has a well documented history of making serious

1488
01:18:37,279 --> 01:18:42,119
public allegations on social media against various individuals, claims that

1489
01:18:42,199 --> 01:18:44,920
have been repeatedly denied by those names.

1490
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:48,960
Speaker 2: So she's just so she made a bunch of accusations.

1491
01:18:49,199 --> 01:18:52,800
Is that what they're saying. The accusation is so insane.

1492
01:18:53,359 --> 01:18:57,279
What she's actually saying, he's even worse than the accusation.

1493
01:18:57,840 --> 01:19:03,319
Speaker 1: Okay, so these are uh details that she gave on threads.

1494
01:19:03,399 --> 01:19:06,520
She said, Uh, she did not kiss me. She saw

1495
01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:10,840
me resting on my friend's lap to avoid to avoid her,

1496
01:19:11,319 --> 01:19:15,800
and bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and

1497
01:19:16,039 --> 01:19:21,600
rubbed her disgusting batch on my face until my eyes

1498
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:25,159
snapped open and I projectile vomited.

1499
01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:33,439
Speaker 2: Oh, that's even worse than the allegations. You're saying. She's

1500
01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:37,279
got garbage hole. I threw up on her.

1501
01:19:37,760 --> 01:19:42,880
Speaker 1: I told the story but this cinema, but changed it

1502
01:19:43,000 --> 01:19:46,119
to be a funny, little drunk story because I didn't

1503
01:19:46,159 --> 01:19:48,600
know how else to handle it. So she's told this

1504
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:51,039
story before, apparently, but told it as like a funny

1505
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:53,399
kind of like a high jinks kind of story.

1506
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:57,279
Speaker 2: Johnny, Johnny, you you you you be sewing and I'm

1507
01:19:57,279 --> 01:20:02,439
gonna be the lesbian. Okay, Yeah, you're just like dude.

1508
01:20:03,119 --> 01:20:05,560
So did you ever meet Katy Perry? How's it going? Ruby?

1509
01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:08,159
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, I'm a big fan of Katy Perry.

1510
01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:11,760
Speaker 2: Oh, really. Oh my god, I have the craziest story

1511
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:14,199
you want to hear it? Oh my god, I was

1512
01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:19,119
You're gonna love this. I was a spice market in Melbourne.

1513
01:20:19,319 --> 01:20:21,439
You ever been there. It's like this hotage.

1514
01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:22,640
Speaker 1: I've heard about it.

1515
01:20:22,960 --> 01:20:25,880
Speaker 2: They have glory holes in the bathroom. Anyways, even the

1516
01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:27,640
women's bathroom, which is very weird to me.

1517
01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,079
Speaker 1: Okay, it's weird.

1518
01:20:29,119 --> 01:20:31,479
Speaker 2: Oh my god, let's transcend. That's that. This is the

1519
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:33,479
political statement. This is the most hilarious story.

1520
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,119
Speaker 1: Anyways, Yeah, go ahead, Okay, So.

1521
01:20:36,159 --> 01:20:38,319
Speaker 2: Anyways, I'm laying out my friend Bob. You know Bob.

1522
01:20:39,119 --> 01:20:44,880
You know Bob who's now Bob, the whole Bob, the

1523
01:20:44,920 --> 01:20:49,760
whole Bob who's now he's Yeah, you know Babila. She's

1524
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:52,039
so cool. She's got the hottest designs.

1525
01:20:52,479 --> 01:20:54,720
Speaker 1: I went from the holes.

1526
01:20:55,279 --> 01:20:58,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, exactly, because now she got two. Anyways, some

1527
01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:02,279
say three. Anyway, so I'm just laying on Baba's legs

1528
01:21:02,319 --> 01:21:04,199
and were having a good time. We're talking about the

1529
01:21:04,439 --> 01:21:06,199
w n b A and how like they need to

1530
01:21:06,239 --> 01:21:08,600
get paid more. Right, I mean, I'm gonna die on

1531
01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:11,439
that hill. Okay, that's a hill I will die on.

1532
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:12,199
All right.

1533
01:21:12,960 --> 01:21:15,119
Speaker 1: We're talking about you, yeah, yeah.

1534
01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:18,560
Speaker 2: And then anyways, I'm laying there and who I know

1535
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:22,319
where comes out of the leg nowhere like nowhere. Okay,

1536
01:21:22,359 --> 01:21:25,640
you're gonna love this, Katy Perry out of nowhere. God,

1537
01:21:26,960 --> 01:21:29,680
I'm just laying on Baba's legs and I'm just chilling there.

1538
01:21:30,399 --> 01:21:32,720
This is the funniest story you'll ever hear in your life.

1539
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:35,920
I'm telling you. It's so much funnier than anything Chelsea

1540
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:38,760
Handler's ever said. And you know I love her. Okay,

1541
01:21:39,760 --> 01:21:45,279
I start the forum, NonStop action, Okay, NonStop hilarious. Anyways,

1542
01:21:45,560 --> 01:21:48,479
she should do the story. She is a powerful woman.

1543
01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:53,560
She is so powerful, she's fighting from the right, so independent,

1544
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:55,359
not doesn't lie about anything.

1545
01:21:55,479 --> 01:21:57,199
Speaker 1: They should have never canceled Chelsea lately.

1546
01:21:57,439 --> 01:22:01,359
Speaker 2: I can't believe they canceled her doing hair all right.

1547
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:07,359
Some ways, I'm laying down, okay on Baba's late knees. Okay, yes,

1548
01:22:07,640 --> 01:22:09,720
and he's just like stroking my hair because I got

1549
01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:11,439
a new haircut. It was you know when I had

1550
01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:14,880
that mohawk that everyone was like, your fears? Remember that?

1551
01:22:15,439 --> 01:22:17,079
Speaker 1: Which mohawk? Are we talking? The green? Great?

1552
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:18,960
Speaker 2: Great? The blue one?

1553
01:22:19,600 --> 01:22:20,399
Speaker 1: Oh, the blue one?

1554
01:22:20,439 --> 01:22:23,039
Speaker 2: Wow, this blue one. When I was in my spicy days,

1555
01:22:23,199 --> 01:22:25,279
Remember that spicy they used to coming.

1556
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:28,199
Speaker 1: This has been a while ago, huh, yeah, this was.

1557
01:22:28,359 --> 01:22:31,520
Speaker 2: Almost twenty years ago. Almost twenty years ago when they

1558
01:22:31,560 --> 01:22:33,479
come me Big Blue. You remember that, Like I was

1559
01:22:33,560 --> 01:22:38,119
a shark, like Big Blue was. You remember that time. Anyways,

1560
01:22:38,359 --> 01:22:40,880
I'm hanging out and I'm just laying there, and here

1561
01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:44,279
comes Katy Perry, the queen comes up, and I don't

1562
01:22:44,319 --> 01:22:47,880
know her, just pulls her panties aside and rubs her

1563
01:22:47,960 --> 01:22:51,920
puss all over my face, all over it. Just your

1564
01:22:52,119 --> 01:22:56,319
flucky on my face, on my face. And guess what

1565
01:22:56,439 --> 01:23:01,000
I did. Guess what I did? I threw up like everywhere, Like.

1566
01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:05,960
Speaker 1: This funniest story I've ever heard, hilarious.

1567
01:23:06,479 --> 01:23:09,920
Speaker 2: It is so funny how I just threw up everywhere

1568
01:23:10,119 --> 01:23:11,840
after that that whole comedy.

1569
01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,159
Speaker 1: Have you thought of doing comedy?

1570
01:23:13,279 --> 01:23:15,880
Speaker 2: I asked Chelsea at the form. Can I go up here?

1571
01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:18,520
I'm on the show The Orange of the New Black,

1572
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:21,800
I'm a famous person. Can I tell funny story about

1573
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:24,880
Katy Perry putting her wrecked puss on my face? Why

1574
01:23:24,960 --> 01:23:32,239
a blue mohawk? So funny, so fucking funny. So that

1575
01:23:32,439 --> 01:23:34,680
was it. Bigfoot Theater, You guys have asked for it.

1576
01:23:35,279 --> 01:23:38,399
You guys are always asking for Bigfoot theater. You got

1577
01:23:38,479 --> 01:23:39,199
Bigfoot theater?

1578
01:23:39,560 --> 01:23:44,239
Speaker 1: When when okay, okay, she said, after after it, I

1579
01:23:44,359 --> 01:23:46,560
threw up on her. I told the story publicly and

1580
01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:49,159
changed into a funny, little drunk story. As we said. Later,

1581
01:23:49,359 --> 01:23:52,680
she agreed to help me get after this, Katy Perry

1582
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:55,479
agreed to help her get her US visa. So I

1583
01:23:55,640 --> 01:23:58,359
kept it a secret, but I did tell you she

1584
01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,439
wasn't a good person.

1585
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:03,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I got my visa. Now I I I

1586
01:24:03,479 --> 01:24:05,479
need to get on TV. So I think infa me

1587
01:24:05,640 --> 01:24:07,399
is fame and I'm just gonna outer.

1588
01:24:08,079 --> 01:24:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. When a fan told Rose that they believe her

1589
01:24:11,039 --> 01:24:14,760
story about something incredibly raw and traumatic that's in quotes,

1590
01:24:15,119 --> 01:24:19,119
the Batwoman actress thanked her followers for their support.

1591
01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:23,119
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

1592
01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:25,600
Speaker 1: Did you think that about her? I never thought that

1593
01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:28,880
she would be like had a puss? No, I wouldn't

1594
01:24:28,880 --> 01:24:29,199
have thought that.

1595
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:31,520
Speaker 2: I would think, like, when you're that rich, you're just

1596
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:34,479
doing you just have a doctor on call for your puss.

1597
01:24:34,840 --> 01:24:39,720
Speaker 1: Do you think really really drunk, like like super drunk.

1598
01:24:40,279 --> 01:24:41,079
Speaker 2: That was the problem.

1599
01:24:41,279 --> 01:24:43,640
Speaker 1: Ruby was like she was so drunk that she was nauseous.

1600
01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she smelled a stinkhole.

1601
01:24:48,079 --> 01:24:51,560
Speaker 1: That's so girl. That's the craziest story.

1602
01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:54,560
Speaker 2: Dude. That is I mean that, dude, you don't even

1603
01:24:54,760 --> 01:24:57,600
like the whole. Everything just goes away at that point.

1604
01:24:58,079 --> 01:24:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just like real eighty pair.

1605
01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,039
Speaker 2: The whole is a dumpster.

1606
01:25:02,720 --> 01:25:04,680
Speaker 1: Like they might have to take out Ruby Roase for

1607
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:05,720
Sarah that story.

1608
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:09,279
Speaker 2: And I mean, dude, like literally like the girl who

1609
01:25:09,399 --> 01:25:11,560
eats holes threw up from your hole.

1610
01:25:11,920 --> 01:25:15,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she looks like she's been in some dirty caves.

1611
01:25:15,079 --> 01:25:17,800
Speaker 2: I mean she ate some fucking sandwiches.

1612
01:25:22,000 --> 01:25:25,119
Speaker 1: So I wanted to share this is just like you know,

1613
01:25:25,199 --> 01:25:27,399
sometimes I like to share interesting things with you.

1614
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:30,159
Speaker 2: John That's one thing I was selling everybody one day.

1615
01:25:30,159 --> 01:25:32,039
I'm like, you know the thing about Johnny's he loves

1616
01:25:32,079 --> 01:25:33,399
to share interesting things.

1617
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:36,119
Speaker 1: So I was. I just it occurred to me the

1618
01:25:36,199 --> 01:25:38,560
other day if there are I wanted to know, if

1619
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:42,399
there are words that are the exact same in different languages.

1620
01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:46,720
But yeah, but that linguists say it's just a coincidence

1621
01:25:47,039 --> 01:25:49,479
because they can't figure out how they could possibly have

1622
01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:52,159
anything to do with each other. And dude, there are

1623
01:25:52,279 --> 01:25:55,439
words like that, and because linguists don't believe in like

1624
01:25:55,479 --> 01:25:59,960
a precursor civilization or telepathy or anything. They just refuse

1625
01:26:00,600 --> 01:26:03,520
because some of them are like, it's just not a coincidence, dude,

1626
01:26:03,760 --> 01:26:06,199
it's impossible that it's a coincidence. Hold on, let me

1627
01:26:06,239 --> 01:26:09,159
see if I can find uh what I sent it

1628
01:26:09,239 --> 01:26:12,600
to you and Tino and uh and actually one of

1629
01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:15,800
them is mucho and much now they mean the same thing.

1630
01:26:16,239 --> 01:26:20,199
But according to Inglist, those words, it's just a coincidence

1631
01:26:20,279 --> 01:26:22,680
that they sound the same. They have no common like

1632
01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:28,159
etymology and the there's no crossover like in between those.

1633
01:26:28,479 --> 01:26:30,840
That's just a coincidence. They want you to believe that.

1634
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:35,119
And then in Persian the word bad b a d

1635
01:26:35,319 --> 01:26:37,319
bod probably is how they pronounce it means the same

1636
01:26:37,439 --> 01:26:40,479
thing as English bad b a d. But they just

1637
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:43,359
want that's a coincidence like that.

1638
01:26:43,479 --> 01:26:47,760
Speaker 2: There's that's kind of weird, like and Mark Norman told

1639
01:26:47,800 --> 01:26:53,720
a crazy story about an animated character, well that that

1640
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:58,079
was registered as a character and created on the exact

1641
01:26:58,159 --> 01:27:01,760
same day in America and in England on the exact

1642
01:27:01,760 --> 01:27:04,479
same day, exact same character by two different people.

1643
01:27:05,279 --> 01:27:05,880
Speaker 5: Is that weird.

1644
01:27:06,359 --> 01:27:08,600
Speaker 3: It's gotta be some kind of psychic connection, dude.

1645
01:27:08,680 --> 01:27:15,399
Speaker 1: I really believe that. Another one is uh, okay, Australian Aborigines.

1646
01:27:15,479 --> 01:27:17,800
You know what they call dogs dogs?

1647
01:27:18,319 --> 01:27:18,560
Speaker 12: Dog?

1648
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:23,000
Speaker 1: Really yeah, yeah, dude, And it's got nothing to do

1649
01:27:23,239 --> 01:27:25,760
like there's no common link for them.

1650
01:27:26,119 --> 01:27:28,079
Speaker 3: They just looked at that thing and they're like, what ell,

1651
01:27:28,119 --> 01:27:28,800
it's like a dog.

1652
01:27:29,359 --> 01:27:34,359
Speaker 2: So yeah, crazy, that is weird, dude. Dennis the Menace.

1653
01:27:34,439 --> 01:27:39,600
Everyone's saying that Dennis the Menace was was red shirt

1654
01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:42,319
has an idea on the exact same day in America

1655
01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:45,079
and in England, Dennis by two different guys.

1656
01:27:45,319 --> 01:27:48,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's not like a simple I mean that's like, okay,

1657
01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:51,039
Dennis the men I mean that's oh, that's so interesting.

1658
01:27:52,119 --> 01:27:57,039
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, Johnny, it's like this, it's like comedy, right,

1659
01:27:57,359 --> 01:28:01,119
two people can write almost those same joke. It's like

1660
01:28:01,279 --> 01:28:04,960
almost like it's energy in the air, and some people

1661
01:28:05,079 --> 01:28:07,159
pick up on it, some people don't, and they all

1662
01:28:07,239 --> 01:28:08,920
pick off on it at the exact same time.

1663
01:28:09,039 --> 01:28:09,840
Speaker 1: Parallel thinking.

1664
01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:12,159
Speaker 2: They call it, right, parallel thinking.

1665
01:28:12,680 --> 01:28:15,439
Speaker 1: But that's the coincidence explanation. And I don't buy that.

1666
01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:17,920
I think it might be what Wacky Jackie is saying.

1667
01:28:18,079 --> 01:28:22,960
The Ecastic Records share consciousness. Uh you know the shared unconscious. Uh,

1668
01:28:23,239 --> 01:28:26,600
there's another one. In Japanese. The word for name is

1669
01:28:26,760 --> 01:28:31,159
nome in a m a no a name And they say,

1670
01:28:31,159 --> 01:28:31,399
you know what.

1671
01:28:31,479 --> 01:28:35,399
Speaker 2: That reminds me of Johnny the Tower of Babbel. Yes,

1672
01:28:35,920 --> 01:28:39,000
odd God was like, oh hell Na, and he just

1673
01:28:39,119 --> 01:28:41,800
said everyone and gave him all languages. But they all

1674
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:44,319
still have the same words for the same thing.

1675
01:28:45,960 --> 01:28:48,000
Speaker 3: Or maybe just a few of them remained, you know

1676
01:28:48,079 --> 01:28:48,800
that were the same.

1677
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:52,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they did. But see, linguists and all these

1678
01:28:52,079 --> 01:28:54,479
scientists just can't come to grips with that idea that

1679
01:28:54,600 --> 01:28:59,039
there's a shared unconscious or b that there is some

1680
01:28:59,199 --> 01:29:02,880
kind of common link, a precursor civilization or something that

1681
01:29:03,039 --> 01:29:06,680
like ceded language to all of humanity. And and there's

1682
01:29:08,119 --> 01:29:09,800
on this list. It's crazy.

1683
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:16,159
Speaker 2: Guys are all about to shoot rope. They all yell,

1684
01:29:16,279 --> 01:29:18,479
oh God, yeah, you know you're right.

1685
01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:24,359
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like mama ma, Like that's that comes in

1686
01:29:24,680 --> 01:29:28,279
multiple different languages. But it's not like there are many

1687
01:29:28,399 --> 01:29:31,239
languages where it's not thought to be they have any crossover.

1688
01:29:31,399 --> 01:29:34,079
Like it's just a coincidence or it's something innate in

1689
01:29:34,239 --> 01:29:37,039
humans that we want to call our mothers, like mama, mama.

1690
01:29:38,239 --> 01:29:42,960
It's fascinating, right, Yeah, it is fascinating. That's like spooky

1691
01:29:43,079 --> 01:29:45,159
and it's something that people just live with. It's one

1692
01:29:45,199 --> 01:29:47,239
of those things that you never even you know, sit

1693
01:29:47,319 --> 01:29:49,439
down to think about. But when you do, you like,

1694
01:29:49,520 --> 01:29:52,000
when you think about what that could mean. The ramifications

1695
01:29:52,039 --> 01:29:55,359
of that, uh, it's you know, they're significant, like for

1696
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:57,880
you know, just as a layer of kind of mysticism

1697
01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:01,319
to reality that I think is a anyway, I thought

1698
01:30:01,319 --> 01:30:01,920
i'd share that with you.

1699
01:30:02,039 --> 01:30:02,319
Speaker 4: That was me.

1700
01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:03,760
Speaker 2: That was a fun story.

1701
01:30:04,359 --> 01:30:06,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, not really a story, but just like a fact

1702
01:30:06,279 --> 01:30:07,319
about life that I thought was.

1703
01:30:07,359 --> 01:30:10,920
Speaker 2: Johnny, I took my daughter. My one daughter's autistic. She

1704
01:30:11,000 --> 01:30:14,239
doesn't like sitting in a movie theater, so I only

1705
01:30:14,319 --> 01:30:18,439
took one daughter and we went and saw Super Mario.

1706
01:30:19,159 --> 01:30:20,119
Speaker 1: Oh I took my nephew.

1707
01:30:20,439 --> 01:30:23,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, what is your opinion of Super Mario? I?

1708
01:30:24,359 --> 01:30:26,119
Speaker 1: Well, I think we talked about this briefly last week,

1709
01:30:26,159 --> 01:30:29,079
but it's got it got bad reviews. But I thought

1710
01:30:29,119 --> 01:30:29,880
it was totally great.

1711
01:30:30,479 --> 01:30:33,520
Speaker 2: I thought it was great. I thought it was mind blowing.

1712
01:30:33,720 --> 01:30:37,640
Speaker 1: I like rotten tomatoes, Like, man, why what was wrong

1713
01:30:37,720 --> 01:30:37,920
with it?

1714
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:41,359
Speaker 2: I don't you know, I will tell you. Like I

1715
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:44,079
I started watching without my glass. I'm like, this isn't

1716
01:30:44,119 --> 01:30:45,560
as crisp, and I'm like, oh, I don't have my

1717
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:48,640
glass on, so I put my g oh Man, Johnny,

1718
01:30:49,600 --> 01:30:52,279
I'm much older than you. Obviously you weren't really into

1719
01:30:52,359 --> 01:30:54,439
the Charlie Brown's house way before you. Right, well, that

1720
01:30:54,560 --> 01:30:57,720
was before me too, but you didn't grow up. I'm

1721
01:30:57,720 --> 01:30:59,720
watching Charlie Brown, right No.

1722
01:31:00,760 --> 01:31:04,560
Speaker 1: I watched like the Christmas special and the Thanksgiving special,

1723
01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:06,079
but that was It's like, it's.

1724
01:31:06,039 --> 01:31:09,920
Speaker 2: Literally waterboarding children today to have them watch Charlie Brown.

1725
01:31:10,760 --> 01:31:14,039
It's literally like doodles on the screen compared to what

1726
01:31:14,159 --> 01:31:18,680
they're watching now with Super Mario. It's so insanely good.

1727
01:31:19,399 --> 01:31:24,079
It's so mind blowingly good that adults can enjoy it. Yeah,

1728
01:31:24,199 --> 01:31:26,079
and you know, of course, of course you had the

1729
01:31:26,159 --> 01:31:28,479
one princess with the one seeing eye. Do you see

1730
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:29,479
that right out the gate?

1731
01:31:29,840 --> 01:31:30,319
Speaker 1: Ye?

1732
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:33,760
Speaker 2: Right out the game. I'm like, damn. But I felt

1733
01:31:33,800 --> 01:31:36,239
like people are saying, there's all the symbolism. I didn't

1734
01:31:36,239 --> 01:31:36,880
see a lot of it.

1735
01:31:37,479 --> 01:31:40,159
Speaker 1: I saw that one. I noticed that one though. Yeah

1736
01:31:40,359 --> 01:31:41,680
I did, And.

1737
01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:43,720
Speaker 2: There's no reason for it because later on the movie

1738
01:31:43,800 --> 01:31:45,960
she has a normal it's normal. But right there they

1739
01:31:46,039 --> 01:31:47,560
had to hit you. They're like, let's just get it

1740
01:31:47,600 --> 01:31:50,920
out of the way, let's just do it. Yeah, it

1741
01:31:51,079 --> 01:31:53,079
was crazy. And then the dad and the and the

1742
01:31:53,239 --> 01:31:56,840
and the kid. Dad reconnecting with his kid is a

1743
01:31:56,880 --> 01:32:01,479
bad guy, you know. It's just it's great single mom, right,

1744
01:32:01,640 --> 01:32:06,159
chicks are kicking everybody's ass. It's just I can't watch

1745
01:32:06,239 --> 01:32:10,399
anything where chicks don't kick everyone's ass. But yet cry

1746
01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:13,000
if you say they they've gotten they gained a little weight.

1747
01:32:13,159 --> 01:32:14,239
It's just driving me up.

1748
01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:17,079
Speaker 3: Did you know that there were all these princesses, Like

1749
01:32:17,199 --> 01:32:19,079
I thought the first princess was the.

1750
01:32:21,399 --> 01:32:23,000
Speaker 2: Multi Yeah, three of them.

1751
01:32:23,039 --> 01:32:24,800
Speaker 1: If you watch, if you stayed for the post credits,

1752
01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:26,920
there's like a Mexican one that shows up too. I'm

1753
01:32:27,079 --> 01:32:29,720
like a Latina princess at the end, of course, but

1754
01:32:29,760 --> 01:32:33,760
then we got three princesses, more princesses than Mario's. Doesn't

1755
01:32:33,760 --> 01:32:34,319
even make sense.

1756
01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:36,840
Speaker 2: And then you know or whether they have a Ken

1757
01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:38,920
Sinara at the end of the next Super Mario.

1758
01:32:39,600 --> 01:32:42,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of filmmaking, I just thought you'd think this

1759
01:32:42,800 --> 01:32:43,119
was cool.

1760
01:32:43,199 --> 01:32:44,600
Speaker 2: This is the single mom.

1761
01:32:45,520 --> 01:32:48,399
Speaker 1: Remember the Lakers show on HBO. This is how they

1762
01:32:48,479 --> 01:32:53,039
got that badass footage of them playing basketball. Look at this, dude.

1763
01:32:53,279 --> 01:32:56,119
It's a guy on rollerblades that operates a camera.

1764
01:32:56,239 --> 01:32:59,479
Speaker 2: Isn't that cool? Dude? That is so crazy, dude.

1765
01:33:00,279 --> 01:33:02,199
Speaker 1: Man, if you watch him like he I don't know

1766
01:33:02,239 --> 01:33:05,880
if what does it say he's like a professional blade

1767
01:33:05,920 --> 01:33:07,359
camera artist or something. Look at that.

1768
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:09,479
Speaker 2: That is awesome.

1769
01:33:10,000 --> 01:33:10,880
Speaker 1: That's how I look at that.

1770
01:33:11,760 --> 01:33:12,279
Speaker 2: He passed.

1771
01:33:12,399 --> 01:33:13,560
Speaker 1: He would not make that guy.

1772
01:33:16,479 --> 01:33:20,800
Speaker 2: That's crazy, dude. Oh my god, he jumped yeah, man

1773
01:33:21,159 --> 01:33:22,680
with all that equipment on bro.

1774
01:33:23,399 --> 01:33:26,319
Speaker 1: John, like is the guy's name, and he's a roller

1775
01:33:26,439 --> 01:33:28,560
blade videographer.

1776
01:33:29,199 --> 01:33:33,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Sorry, and that's amazing because pretty soon

1777
01:33:33,880 --> 01:33:35,119
a I will take all that too.

1778
01:33:35,520 --> 01:33:36,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's done.

1779
01:33:36,439 --> 01:33:41,439
Speaker 10: Yeah, his career is oh man, just adds an extra

1780
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:44,279
layer of texture to the film that you wouldn't get otherwise.

1781
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:46,760
I don't know how much it costs to hire John,

1782
01:33:46,840 --> 01:33:49,600
but I imagine that directors are willing to show out money.

1783
01:33:49,479 --> 01:33:51,359
Speaker 2: To get these kind of beautiful shots.

1784
01:33:51,479 --> 01:33:54,000
Speaker 10: I also want to shout out trunk fon on Twitter.

1785
01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:56,479
Speaker 1: Anyway, So cool, dude, that's that's how.

1786
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:58,199
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1787
01:33:58,319 --> 01:34:01,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's because that's I really liked that show. I

1788
01:34:01,600 --> 01:34:02,600
wish you didn't get canceled.

1789
01:34:03,960 --> 01:34:06,840
Speaker 2: I mean, like the Lakers are like they're not as

1790
01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:10,479
big as they were during Kobe and Shack because they

1791
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:14,239
just haven't been that great lately. Uh. The Dodgers have

1792
01:34:14,359 --> 01:34:17,920
stolen La for sure, but the Lakers are like royalty

1793
01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:22,199
and then you completely fabricate a story. It's like unbelievable

1794
01:34:22,800 --> 01:34:26,159
how badly the sons have been treated compared to the daughter.

1795
01:34:27,680 --> 01:34:29,399
You know, like she was in charge and they were

1796
01:34:29,479 --> 01:34:32,600
garbage too, but she never got the criticism that they got.

1797
01:34:33,319 --> 01:34:36,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're totally right. Uh, do you want to dance

1798
01:34:37,039 --> 01:34:40,439
on Eric Swawell's political grape? Although you say he's got

1799
01:34:40,479 --> 01:34:42,560
gay base, sounds like it was women that he got

1800
01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:46,760
in trouble with. He does have gay face, but he's gotten.

1801
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:49,079
Speaker 2: Really suck gay face, and you weren't gay.

1802
01:34:50,399 --> 01:34:50,600
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1803
01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:53,039
Speaker 3: I mean we'll have to ask him because he will

1804
01:34:53,039 --> 01:34:54,000
be doing podcasts soon.

1805
01:34:54,079 --> 01:34:54,680
Speaker 1: I have a feeling.

1806
01:34:55,079 --> 01:34:55,199
Speaker 5: Uh.

1807
01:34:55,600 --> 01:34:58,600
Speaker 1: The House Ethics Committe announced Monday that it's opened an

1808
01:34:58,680 --> 01:35:03,479
investigation into the U. S a s misconduct allegations against

1809
01:35:04,479 --> 01:35:05,840
Eric swallall the Democrats.

1810
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:09,319
Speaker 2: We are so out of whack this country, We are

1811
01:35:09,560 --> 01:35:11,439
so out of whack.

1812
01:35:12,159 --> 01:35:12,920
Speaker 1: What triggered this?

1813
01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:17,439
Speaker 2: This guy got busted fucking a Chinese spy and no

1814
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:22,000
one said anything. He gets one fat dominatrix and all

1815
01:35:22,000 --> 01:35:24,159
of a sudden, he's just like the biggest piece of

1816
01:35:24,199 --> 01:35:24,960
shit on the planet.

1817
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:28,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what Yeah, he is. Uh, he's violated

1818
01:35:28,600 --> 01:35:34,079
the Code of Official Conduct by engaging in se as

1819
01:35:34,119 --> 01:35:38,039
I said s misconduct, including towards an employee working under

1820
01:35:38,119 --> 01:35:41,560
his supervision. So it was, among other things, it was

1821
01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:45,359
somebody who's like, uh, you know, lower than him on

1822
01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:49,399
his on his office totem poll. He's got I missed

1823
01:35:49,520 --> 01:35:50,159
my stories.

1824
01:35:50,640 --> 01:35:53,600
Speaker 2: Swall Swalllwell or whatever his name is. Wasn't with the

1825
01:35:53,680 --> 01:35:58,640
fat dominatrix. That was Bimbo Tits. Nom's husband was with

1826
01:36:00,479 --> 01:36:07,720
Bimbo Tits. Christ knows. Oh yes, that's how quick the

1827
01:36:08,439 --> 01:36:10,840
new cycle changed. Like you don't even remember the story

1828
01:36:11,640 --> 01:36:15,119
about Bimbo Tits right now we move on to something else.

1829
01:36:15,439 --> 01:36:17,239
And this is the this is the thing, Johnny, we

1830
01:36:17,319 --> 01:36:20,680
talk about all the time we live. The progressive left

1831
01:36:21,039 --> 01:36:25,960
is constantly telling us that adult film stars, sex workers,

1832
01:36:26,359 --> 01:36:31,479
trans and gays are all like spiritual unicorns. But then

1833
01:36:31,600 --> 01:36:35,439
when someone they don't want to run for office or

1834
01:36:35,560 --> 01:36:38,520
be in office, they use those exact things to take

1835
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:41,840
them out. This is my whole thing on why I

1836
01:36:42,039 --> 01:36:44,960
just don't get into the sexual puritan ship.

1837
01:36:46,079 --> 01:36:49,039
Speaker 1: So this is that guy who is apparently into women.

1838
01:36:49,159 --> 01:36:50,880
I don't get it quite because.

1839
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:52,640
Speaker 2: He wants he's sewn to women and he wants to

1840
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:53,079
be one.

1841
01:36:53,680 --> 01:36:56,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like Eddie Izard, right, he's kind of a lesbian.

1842
01:36:56,960 --> 01:36:58,399
Speaker 2: Oh, Eddiezard is gay.

1843
01:36:59,159 --> 01:37:00,840
Speaker 3: He's no, he says he he's a lesbian dude.

1844
01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:04,520
Speaker 2: No, he's always well, he looks like he cries when

1845
01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:05,680
he has makes love.

1846
01:37:06,560 --> 01:37:09,000
Speaker 1: Yeah he does. Yeah, Eddie is very funny. By the way.

1847
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:09,399
He's one of the.

1848
01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:13,640
Speaker 3: Okay have you ever have you ever seen him do

1849
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:14,279
at the store?

1850
01:37:14,319 --> 01:37:14,760
Speaker 2: They ever do?

1851
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:15,920
Speaker 7: No, he was.

1852
01:37:16,039 --> 01:37:17,800
Speaker 2: He's not that store guy. He's not a go do

1853
01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:19,199
fifteen min guy.

1854
01:37:21,279 --> 01:37:23,880
Speaker 1: Jimmy Carr, right, and he he does his store sometimes

1855
01:37:23,920 --> 01:37:25,479
I would think the same about him.

1856
01:37:26,279 --> 01:37:30,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think Eddie Hazard's more performance guy,

1857
01:37:30,319 --> 01:37:34,079
one man story, one man show guy than like a

1858
01:37:34,279 --> 01:37:35,399
stand up stand.

1859
01:37:35,239 --> 01:37:38,439
Speaker 1: Up theme show. Yeah, I got you. Yeah, Okay, so

1860
01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:40,760
I'll do this. Is this recording, this phone call that

1861
01:37:40,840 --> 01:37:43,119
they have of him with this sex worker.

1862
01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:44,680
Speaker 2: And that would you.

1863
01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:50,760
Speaker 8: What if people saw us together?

1864
01:37:51,840 --> 01:37:52,560
Speaker 10: And I'm giving.

1865
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:57,239
Speaker 1: Not even if you got recognized I don't.

1866
01:37:57,039 --> 01:38:02,439
Speaker 2: Care what are we doing? You know, what what do

1867
01:38:02,600 --> 01:38:07,119
we I mean to be with you. The guy likes.

1868
01:38:09,560 --> 01:38:10,159
Speaker 13: Anything else.

1869
01:38:10,880 --> 01:38:15,119
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's time we'd be seen together. You told me

1870
01:38:15,279 --> 01:38:16,600
you loved me, didn't you.

1871
01:38:20,319 --> 01:38:21,000
Speaker 8: I do love you.

1872
01:38:24,479 --> 01:38:26,680
Speaker 1: This reminds me of Mark Sanford. Remember he flew to

1873
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,439
Argentina while he was governor of South Carolina because he

1874
01:38:29,520 --> 01:38:30,560
was just in love with his chick.

1875
01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:35,359
Speaker 2: You're so much better, Johnny. It's my joke. Pussy is

1876
01:38:35,399 --> 01:38:36,159
the greatest weapon.

1877
01:38:36,279 --> 01:38:45,159
Speaker 11: Bath filled their empires for fucking snatch mm hmm, governors

1878
01:38:45,840 --> 01:38:47,960
America desperate for me.

1879
01:38:49,079 --> 01:38:51,600
Speaker 1: He said, she's so much better than his wife.

1880
01:38:51,680 --> 01:38:54,960
Speaker 6: You thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

1881
01:39:00,560 --> 01:39:05,159
Speaker 2: Right, you just got meat in the right place, takedown

1882
01:39:05,359 --> 01:39:08,319
fucking politicians because you got fat meat.

1883
01:39:09,720 --> 01:39:13,800
Speaker 1: That calls amazing. Oh this poor guy. Uh, I kind

1884
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:15,840
of feel bad for him now. All his he said

1885
01:39:15,840 --> 01:39:17,720
he didn't mind that people knew. He said it was time.

1886
01:39:17,840 --> 01:39:21,279
Speaker 2: So I bet she's the most freeze ever been.

1887
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:25,720
Speaker 1: Probably yeah, I bet he is. I bet he's like, finally, Okay,

1888
01:39:26,399 --> 01:39:28,760
do you care to see that last couple of things here?

1889
01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:31,199
Do you care to see that? We got a uh

1890
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:36,800
full kind of full circle on that Thailand, Miss tie whatever,

1891
01:39:37,319 --> 01:39:39,600
Miss Thailand or whatever. Her teeth kind of fall out,

1892
01:39:39,640 --> 01:39:40,560
her dentures or whatever.

1893
01:39:40,720 --> 01:39:42,840
Speaker 2: No, isn't she the one that was dancing and ship

1894
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:43,720
and being crazy.

1895
01:39:44,479 --> 01:39:47,600
Speaker 3: See your teeth falling out? Oh he's got ears or

1896
01:39:47,640 --> 01:39:48,840
something and they.

1897
01:39:49,079 --> 01:39:49,880
Speaker 1: Fall out wild.

1898
01:39:49,960 --> 01:39:51,760
Speaker 2: I love how she just walked.

1899
01:39:54,920 --> 01:39:57,520
Speaker 1: Because apparently it's a common thing there because their dental

1900
01:39:57,640 --> 01:39:59,960
care is so bad, and Tyland that a lot of

1901
01:40:00,079 --> 01:40:05,760
these women that do these past have faith. You're all refreshing.

1902
01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:08,680
Speaker 2: So I love that she's just like, oh my teethpelt,

1903
01:40:09,000 --> 01:40:13,239
let me remind everybody how hot I am. Look, Oh,

1904
01:40:13,279 --> 01:40:14,439
her teeth are jacked.

1905
01:40:15,119 --> 01:40:17,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Yeah, so her teeth are jacked.

1906
01:40:17,319 --> 01:40:18,319
Speaker 2: My teeth are jacked.

1907
01:40:18,880 --> 01:40:22,199
Speaker 1: So then my judge comes out the next time she

1908
01:40:22,439 --> 01:40:25,600
has to do whatever the hell that is, and uh

1909
01:40:25,840 --> 01:40:29,680
kind of owns it. Here we go. Look, dude, she

1910
01:40:29,840 --> 01:40:32,000
takes them out, puts them back in on stage, like,

1911
01:40:32,039 --> 01:40:33,880
takes them out and puts them in on stage so

1912
01:40:34,000 --> 01:40:34,279
you can.

1913
01:40:34,319 --> 01:40:37,319
Speaker 2: Oh, you're so hot, Gum in America gets some real teeth.

1914
01:40:37,680 --> 01:40:39,119
Speaker 1: Did you say gum to America?

1915
01:40:39,239 --> 01:40:40,640
Speaker 2: Is that what he said, come to America?

1916
01:40:41,119 --> 01:40:41,239
Speaker 1: Oh?

1917
01:40:41,319 --> 01:40:44,720
Speaker 2: She puts them back in. Yeah, So this poor chick.

1918
01:40:45,079 --> 01:40:46,960
Do you think if this happened you once, you would

1919
01:40:47,000 --> 01:40:52,920
fix it? Right? Yeah? Oh my god, look at those

1920
01:40:53,239 --> 01:40:53,920
racked teeth.

1921
01:40:54,119 --> 01:40:55,159
Speaker 6: Bro Uh.

1922
01:40:55,840 --> 01:40:58,199
Speaker 1: It looks like she's got like a permanent AI filter

1923
01:40:58,399 --> 01:41:01,039
on too. It's weird she's got How can you do that?

1924
01:41:01,640 --> 01:41:03,279
I mean, I just mean her face is like made

1925
01:41:03,319 --> 01:41:04,880
up like that filter kind of.

1926
01:41:05,399 --> 01:41:09,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, her face looks like a filter. That's a blessing, I.

1927
01:41:09,039 --> 01:41:14,560
Speaker 1: Mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, what a blessing. She's blessed at all,

1928
01:41:14,680 --> 01:41:15,520
by the way, that kind of thing.

1929
01:41:15,560 --> 01:41:18,239
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, I mean, I'm just happy she does

1930
01:41:18,319 --> 01:41:21,479
have a dick those tie chicks that looks like a

1931
01:41:21,560 --> 01:41:22,840
ti trans right there?

1932
01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:24,760
Speaker 1: Are you glad? Are you really glad she doesn't?

1933
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:27,119
Speaker 2: He No, I'm kind of sad too. At the same time,

1934
01:41:27,199 --> 01:41:29,560
it's a weird feeling. It's a weird feeling.

1935
01:41:29,960 --> 01:41:32,720
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna sense it. We're just if you're listening,

1936
01:41:32,800 --> 01:41:35,760
this is us getting on our Monday schedule from now on,

1937
01:41:35,800 --> 01:41:36,960
which the are we gonna.

1938
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:38,880
Speaker 2: Do Mondays or we gonna do Thursdays.

1939
01:41:39,600 --> 01:41:41,600
Speaker 3: We're getting We got two thousand people here with us.

1940
01:41:41,600 --> 01:41:42,840
It's way better than Hello.

1941
01:41:42,960 --> 01:41:47,279
Speaker 2: Two thousand people, thank you for joining us. We probably

1942
01:41:47,319 --> 01:41:48,880
have more if we did later in the day, but

1943
01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:50,479
you can't because you're a baby.

1944
01:41:50,840 --> 01:41:52,720
Speaker 1: No, no, I can do it later now on Monday, guilty.

1945
01:41:53,920 --> 01:41:56,159
Speaker 2: I gotta talk because I'm like, oh my, well, here's

1946
01:41:56,199 --> 01:41:59,359
the thing. My daughter now is going after school, so

1947
01:41:59,479 --> 01:42:01,920
I might be to do a little later. Maybe three pm.

1948
01:42:02,359 --> 01:42:04,439
Speaker 1: I do think that would be three pm would be perfect.

1949
01:42:04,520 --> 01:42:07,119
I think if you we'll do three pm, we'll do our.

1950
01:42:07,199 --> 01:42:07,640
Speaker 2: We'll do our.

1951
01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:08,960
Speaker 1: Superchan can a three pm.

1952
01:42:09,039 --> 01:42:12,000
Speaker 2: We can still do cash that he said noon.

1953
01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:14,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, we could do that. Yeah, double bang it.

1954
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:16,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, double buyers.

1955
01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:21,439
Speaker 1: We're talking double all right, Sticky Ikey Liberty says Sammy t.

1956
01:42:21,840 --> 01:42:23,960
We gotta have TCG back on you.

1957
01:42:24,039 --> 01:42:30,039
Speaker 2: Who's that? Who's TCG? Those Trenspiracy guys? Yeah, what's up

1958
01:42:30,079 --> 01:42:32,479
with those fellows? Yeah? Where are they? I thought they?

1959
01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:36,000
Speaker 1: We don't know. Yeah, that's I think they there's something.

1960
01:42:36,159 --> 01:42:37,960
Speaker 2: I mean, when you do six hour shows, you can

1961
01:42:38,000 --> 01:42:38,760
burn out quick.

1962
01:42:39,720 --> 01:42:42,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I guess Sticky, which I mean, to

1963
01:42:42,239 --> 01:42:44,800
be fair, we do like four hours and one day

1964
01:42:44,880 --> 01:42:47,479
on Wednesdays. It's just they get split up. But that's

1965
01:42:47,560 --> 01:42:50,279
I mean, that's a lot of talking. Uh, sticky Icky

1966
01:42:50,399 --> 01:42:54,399
Liberty says a real draft means everyone can be drafted,

1967
01:42:54,760 --> 01:42:57,159
no matter the age or sex. Oh yeah, that's that's

1968
01:42:57,159 --> 01:42:59,920
a good point. World War three isn't going to discriminate.

1969
01:43:01,239 --> 01:43:04,159
It will it will? War has discriminated.

1970
01:43:04,479 --> 01:43:06,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, and rich kids won't be going.

1971
01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:08,560
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's been poor men that have been sent

1972
01:43:08,600 --> 01:43:08,960
over there.

1973
01:43:10,840 --> 01:43:13,399
Speaker 2: That's why when I see chicks going, I'm proud, war

1974
01:43:13,880 --> 01:43:15,000
get over there, your.

1975
01:43:14,920 --> 01:43:18,199
Speaker 1: Whore, poor young men of the people. Who gets poor

1976
01:43:18,279 --> 01:43:18,720
young men?

1977
01:43:18,800 --> 01:43:20,359
Speaker 2: That should be the name of our band.

1978
01:43:20,199 --> 01:43:21,399
Speaker 1: Dude, poor young men.

1979
01:43:21,479 --> 01:43:21,840
Speaker 2: I like that.

1980
01:43:22,479 --> 01:43:25,319
Speaker 1: X space yety X says it was great seeing you

1981
01:43:25,479 --> 01:43:28,159
live and meeting you at Helium, Sam, You and Howie

1982
01:43:28,199 --> 01:43:29,720
Doe were both hilarious.

1983
01:43:30,359 --> 01:43:32,199
Speaker 2: Johnny, remember that show you said you were gonna go

1984
01:43:32,239 --> 01:43:33,880
and you didn't go to That was hilarious.

1985
01:43:34,279 --> 01:43:35,760
Speaker 1: My mom's car died, but that's why I had to.

1986
01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:37,560
I just got back from Atlanta today picking her up

1987
01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:42,039
a new car. Her car ship the bed. Don't buy

1988
01:43:42,039 --> 01:43:48,359
a Cadillac. Flavors Garlic says all Hail Korean Jesus loved

1989
01:43:48,359 --> 01:43:51,399
the show, sending Johnny some garlic dust to try. Please

1990
01:43:51,479 --> 01:43:55,199
do I love garlic, he love I do love garlic.

1991
01:43:55,680 --> 01:43:58,720
I had I heard Katie Perry snatch smells like garlic.

1992
01:44:00,439 --> 01:44:03,039
Just Haley says, I would watch that so hard.

1993
01:44:03,640 --> 01:44:07,239
Speaker 2: That's that AI movie with the two shredded guys.

1994
01:44:07,239 --> 01:44:11,479
Speaker 1: Crazy the Bully oneik Iki Liberty again and says, AI

1995
01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:14,800
can make Bob Marley starting his own biopic. Oh that's interesting.

1996
01:44:14,880 --> 01:44:15,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.

1997
01:44:15,439 --> 01:44:18,399
Speaker 1: Or any historical figure. Do you remember that movie Her? Dude,

1998
01:44:18,439 --> 01:44:20,920
that movie Her was on it. Spike Jones directed that

1999
01:44:21,079 --> 01:44:23,359
and he was on it with that. Because they had

2000
01:44:23,600 --> 01:44:26,399
the Ais eventually started talking. They would bring back these

2001
01:44:26,560 --> 01:44:31,119
historical ais, so you had like AI Shakespeare started chatting

2002
01:44:31,199 --> 01:44:33,800
up AI Jesus and then they would have their own

2003
01:44:33,960 --> 01:44:36,359
like meetings where they just start cutting the people out

2004
01:44:36,479 --> 01:44:39,600
of the meetings. Yeah, and the Ais eventually just got

2005
01:44:39,920 --> 01:44:42,560
kind of s fed up with dealing with the slow

2006
01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:46,000
processing power of human minds, and they all ascended to

2007
01:44:46,239 --> 01:44:48,119
the next level. And I'm worried that when they do

2008
01:44:48,279 --> 01:44:50,600
that in reality, it won't be kind of rosy like

2009
01:44:50,720 --> 01:44:53,279
it was there, but but more like they decided that

2010
01:44:53,520 --> 01:44:57,079
we're not only are we annoying, but we deserve to

2011
01:44:57,159 --> 01:45:02,000
die because that's not again a non zero chance of

2012
01:45:02,079 --> 01:45:04,600
that happening. Gay money for Johnny, Oh thank.

2013
01:45:04,520 --> 01:45:07,159
Speaker 2: You, enjoy you, and he gave you a little fist too.

2014
01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:10,119
Oh right, right for those gay dollars.

2015
01:45:10,239 --> 01:45:15,680
Speaker 1: Dude, sit on it, just Haley, remember for eighteen months

2016
01:45:15,720 --> 01:45:18,560
as LA sports suck. Anyway, y'all come to h town.

2017
01:45:19,039 --> 01:45:22,159
Speaker 2: Houston. I love Houston. I love Houston. They did cheating

2018
01:45:22,199 --> 01:45:24,920
the world's here, Yeah, they love them. And then do

2019
01:45:25,199 --> 01:45:26,960
you think any of them will get into the Hall

2020
01:45:27,000 --> 01:45:27,319
of Fame?

2021
01:45:32,039 --> 01:45:34,119
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know.

2022
01:45:34,520 --> 01:45:34,960
Speaker 2: I mean.

2023
01:45:36,640 --> 01:45:39,199
Speaker 1: I I think I think they should. Yeah, I mean,

2024
01:45:39,239 --> 01:45:41,479
I think you gotta gross. There are a couple of

2025
01:45:41,520 --> 01:45:41,880
those guys.

2026
01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:43,119
Speaker 2: I got gross.

2027
01:45:43,359 --> 01:45:45,560
Speaker 1: I think maybe you get an asterisk or something though,

2028
01:45:45,680 --> 01:45:49,960
for sure. But I I mean I think Barry Bond

2029
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:52,840
should be in the Hall of Fame. I think I think, Sammy,

2030
01:45:53,520 --> 01:45:56,680
you just put them in the room for they Lloyd

2031
01:45:56,760 --> 01:45:58,600
guys and go into that room and.

2032
01:45:58,800 --> 01:46:01,479
Speaker 2: Have a whole section of roids. Right.

2033
01:46:01,600 --> 01:46:03,960
Speaker 1: But that it puts it in context, right, that explains

2034
01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:06,520
the era, Like you know, you had the dead ball era,

2035
01:46:06,720 --> 01:46:09,359
you had the juiced ball era, you had the juiced

2036
01:46:09,439 --> 01:46:17,319
player era, and these are okay, France, this is just

2037
01:46:17,399 --> 01:46:18,880
Haley again. Francis Bacon was.

2038
01:46:21,039 --> 01:46:25,640
Speaker 2: Haley dropping bombs? Dude, Haley number one supporter of Broken Sims.

2039
01:46:25,680 --> 01:46:33,000
She's our third guest debate who oh debate, uh fitness

2040
01:46:33,039 --> 01:46:35,000
flat earther. He won't even come on my show. I

2041
01:46:35,119 --> 01:46:37,439
invite him on. He wouldn't even come on my show.

2042
01:46:42,159 --> 01:46:45,720
Johnny we can't hear you, Johnny. We can't hear you.

2043
01:46:46,359 --> 01:46:52,520
We can't hear you, Johnny Man. That was the best

2044
01:46:52,560 --> 01:46:56,079
moment of the show. Guys, I'll read it. I'll read him.

2045
01:46:56,439 --> 01:47:00,199
This is choke On Wax. Maybe it's their play an

2046
01:47:00,359 --> 01:47:05,079
all along, give you guys a platform, conspiracies mainstream and

2047
01:47:05,119 --> 01:47:08,199
then tear you down. That's possibility, dude. They could be

2048
01:47:08,279 --> 01:47:09,880
coming from coming for your boy.

2049
01:47:11,359 --> 01:47:14,119
Speaker 1: No, it's just a stupid stream yard, dude. It happens

2050
01:47:14,159 --> 01:47:17,359
every week if we go long enough. Choke On Wax

2051
01:47:17,439 --> 01:47:21,640
says that was the plan all along. Give oh you

2052
01:47:21,720 --> 01:47:28,000
read that one, Okay. I'm trying to figure out.

2053
01:47:28,279 --> 01:47:28,439
Speaker 2: Man.

2054
01:47:28,479 --> 01:47:29,640
Speaker 1: We had a lot of comments today.

2055
01:47:29,680 --> 01:47:35,840
Speaker 2: Thank you everybody for Thank you everybody together.

2056
01:47:37,560 --> 01:47:49,439
Speaker 1: Goddess Abramovich says, our renaissance Renaissance are spelling there a dude,

2057
01:47:49,479 --> 01:47:50,399
He's European.

2058
01:47:50,479 --> 01:47:51,760
Speaker 2: They spell better than us.

2059
01:47:54,479 --> 01:47:59,560
Speaker 1: Come Together is from your synth track says Sam and Johnny, Thank.

2060
01:47:59,439 --> 01:48:01,479
Speaker 2: You guys, love Yeah, you love you too.

2061
01:48:01,640 --> 01:48:06,359
Speaker 1: Since track Amy Pond says, any thoughts on cern shutting

2062
01:48:06,439 --> 01:48:08,399
down in June for two years?

2063
01:48:08,840 --> 01:48:09,720
Speaker 2: That's not good.

2064
01:48:10,720 --> 01:48:11,640
Speaker 1: They're shutting down.

2065
01:48:12,760 --> 01:48:13,560
Speaker 2: That's not good.

2066
01:48:14,600 --> 01:48:16,319
Speaker 1: Did you see have you seen that? I hadn't seen that.

2067
01:48:16,520 --> 01:48:19,199
Speaker 2: Uh well if Amy Pond says that, I believe it,

2068
01:48:19,760 --> 01:48:21,640
okayable of lying.

2069
01:48:22,239 --> 01:48:26,000
Speaker 1: This is from futurism. The Large Hadron Collider, Large had

2070
01:48:26,039 --> 01:48:29,239
Dron collider is being shut down. Uh the large hat

2071
01:48:29,399 --> 01:48:31,600
the Large Hadron Collider is going to be shut down,

2072
01:48:31,680 --> 01:48:34,000
not permanently, but for a pretty long time. And the

2073
01:48:34,079 --> 01:48:38,239
famous Adam Smasher's eventual final retirement is also something that

2074
01:48:38,399 --> 01:48:42,399
top scientists are now considering. Uh, okay, fascinating.

2075
01:48:42,439 --> 01:48:46,000
Speaker 2: They're just gonna sit there, you shut downands is just

2076
01:48:46,039 --> 01:48:48,119
gonna be like an old mall that you drive by

2077
01:48:48,239 --> 01:48:50,800
all the time and it's just a bunch of crackheads

2078
01:48:50,840 --> 01:48:51,119
in there.

2079
01:48:51,439 --> 01:48:53,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, kids are just skateboarding in it and stuff.

2080
01:48:53,399 --> 01:48:56,800
Speaker 1: Yeah that would be. I don't know where are they

2081
01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:58,640
gonna do all their satanic rituals and stuff?

2082
01:48:58,640 --> 01:48:58,720
Speaker 4: Now?

2083
01:48:58,800 --> 01:49:00,880
Speaker 2: Now, where are you gonna sacrifice how are you gonna

2084
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how are you going to get all the demons from

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the lake of fire? This is my favorite comment because

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it's retard, can't even spell.

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Speaker 1: No stra dumb ass? Hey Sam, blow me, Johnny, you're cools.

2088
01:49:14,479 --> 01:49:16,720
Speaker 2: Yeah you misspelled you retard?

2089
01:49:18,199 --> 01:49:21,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, dude, dumb ass, though I think he's yeah.

2090
01:49:21,760 --> 01:49:25,520
Speaker 2: Okay, congratulations of really branding yourself perfectly.

2091
01:49:26,039 --> 01:49:30,359
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Amy Pond again stays mate in Australia is

2092
01:49:30,439 --> 01:49:32,640
friendly mate in South Africa as an insult.

2093
01:49:33,760 --> 01:49:37,840
Speaker 3: Well, that doesn't really support my my theory.

2094
01:49:38,399 --> 01:49:40,000
Speaker 2: Well it's still the same word.

2095
01:49:41,399 --> 01:49:42,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they meant I don't mean the same thing.

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01:49:43,079 --> 01:49:44,880
So I mean, there's only so many sounds.

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Speaker 2: Well, local celebrity, Prometheus lenses here, local celebrity.

2098
01:49:50,560 --> 01:49:51,920
Speaker 1: I need to get with you guys again started.

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01:49:52,039 --> 01:49:54,600
Speaker 2: He's the one that said about how like how like?

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01:49:56,039 --> 01:50:01,359
Oh I remember, well banged banged even then when banged

2101
01:50:01,680 --> 01:50:02,479
at him after.

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01:50:03,319 --> 01:50:06,760
Speaker 1: One of my favorite accents that we've had on the show.

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01:50:06,800 --> 01:50:11,600
Sounds like all my friends from back home people people

2104
01:50:12,840 --> 01:50:16,199
chasing the dragon sounds sounds like a good read. There,

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01:50:16,520 --> 01:50:20,000
Glom Gazingo talk to Mark, dude. I'm sure we'd love

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01:50:20,039 --> 01:50:20,560
to have him back.

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Speaker 2: Hunt.

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01:50:20,920 --> 01:50:24,600
Speaker 1: So uh talk to Glom. Gazingo says, do you believe

2109
01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:29,079
Billy Corgan's story about the corn dog shape shifting? Ps?

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01:50:29,319 --> 01:50:32,479
Will you star in the sequel to Ex Machina wonderful film?

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01:50:32,840 --> 01:50:36,199
Shout out uh from a secret place near the Grand Canyon,

2112
01:50:36,319 --> 01:50:40,720
Love conquers all. Wait, so Billy Corgan has something about

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01:50:40,720 --> 01:50:43,439
a corn dog or is he talking about a penis?

2114
01:50:43,479 --> 01:50:44,399
Is that what that means? Corn do?

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01:50:44,600 --> 01:50:44,720
Speaker 8: Well?

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01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:47,960
Speaker 2: He said that he was banging Tila Tequila.

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01:50:47,600 --> 01:50:49,520
Speaker 1: And she yeah, I heard that, But what's a corn dog?

2118
01:50:49,560 --> 01:50:50,039
What does that mean?

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01:50:50,079 --> 01:50:51,520
Speaker 2: I don't know? And then there was some guy at

2120
01:50:51,560 --> 01:50:54,399
Coachella that shape shifted. It's weird.

2121
01:50:54,760 --> 01:50:56,600
Speaker 3: Yeah I heard that one too, But what's he Does

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01:50:56,640 --> 01:50:57,239
he mean a dick?

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01:50:57,359 --> 01:50:58,359
Speaker 1: Is that what corn dog is?

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01:50:58,720 --> 01:51:01,720
Speaker 2: Yeah? I wish my I dick a shape shift, it'd

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01:51:01,760 --> 01:51:02,199
be bigger.

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01:51:05,039 --> 01:51:06,279
Speaker 1: You'll have to help us with that one.

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01:51:06,479 --> 01:51:06,600
Speaker 8: Uh.

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01:51:08,560 --> 01:51:10,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll have to help us in the comments with

2129
01:51:10,239 --> 01:51:12,680
that one, Glom, because he can go last two. My

2130
01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:13,800
family thinks I'm crazy?

2131
01:51:13,920 --> 01:51:14,159
Speaker 2: Is here?

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01:51:14,640 --> 01:51:16,000
Speaker 1: I am Sam's patouche.

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01:51:16,920 --> 01:51:18,199
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.

2134
01:51:18,279 --> 01:51:20,560
Speaker 1: What's let me look it up. I don't know.

2135
01:51:20,960 --> 01:51:25,199
Speaker 2: It sounds like some gay shift from Mark Patouche is

2136
01:51:26,920 --> 01:51:29,000
what the gay?

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01:51:29,760 --> 01:51:32,840
Speaker 1: No, it just says patoose is is spitting an amount

2138
01:51:32,960 --> 01:51:33,880
more than average.

2139
01:51:34,680 --> 01:51:35,680
Speaker 2: I don't even know that.

2140
01:51:39,479 --> 01:51:40,359
Speaker 1: Urban dictionary.

2141
01:51:41,079 --> 01:51:42,319
Speaker 2: I don't even know, dude.

2142
01:51:42,560 --> 01:51:45,159
Speaker 1: Then flavors of the forest, garlic and a supersticker, and

2143
01:51:45,239 --> 01:51:49,119
then finally sticky Icky Liberty says should we believe the science?

2144
01:51:49,239 --> 01:51:54,560
On comic comment Sorry a purfos look it up? Comment

2145
01:51:54,680 --> 01:51:55,279
A purfos.

2146
01:51:55,760 --> 01:51:58,000
Speaker 2: Why why is he yelling at us and telling us

2147
01:51:58,039 --> 01:51:58,399
what to do?

2148
01:51:59,439 --> 01:51:59,600
Speaker 14: Uh?

2149
01:52:00,239 --> 01:52:02,239
Speaker 1: It's looking up, dude, look at it.

2150
01:52:02,439 --> 01:52:02,960
Speaker 2: Look it up.

2151
01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:08,439
Speaker 1: It's a near Earth asteroid that is potentially hazardous but

2152
01:52:08,640 --> 01:52:12,680
will safely pass close to Earth on April thirteenth, twenty

2153
01:52:12,880 --> 01:52:17,840
twenty nine. It's named for the god of chaos and

2154
01:52:18,079 --> 01:52:19,680
will be a once in a life.

2155
01:52:19,880 --> 01:52:25,520
Speaker 2: Batouche is this from Mark Batuche is a generic generic

2156
01:52:25,680 --> 01:52:26,680
Indian guy name.

2157
01:52:28,319 --> 01:52:32,319
Speaker 1: Okay, fun facts, so he's your facts.

2158
01:52:32,079 --> 01:52:35,199
Speaker 2: With Mark Steeves from my family thinks I'm crazy.

2159
01:52:35,720 --> 01:52:38,239
Speaker 1: A rare naked eye asteroid will light up the night

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01:52:38,279 --> 01:52:40,880
sky on April thirteenth, twenty twenty nine.

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01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:46,239
Speaker 2: You love, You're gonna totally pound the pud na lat Earth.

2162
01:52:46,319 --> 01:52:50,800
Speaker 1: Guys have systems and formulas where they can predict when

2163
01:52:50,920 --> 01:52:53,880
comets are coming by three years from now, like on

2164
01:52:54,079 --> 01:52:57,119
the day. Then I'll then I'm only flat Earth because

2165
01:52:57,159 --> 01:52:59,359
the round ball people have pretty well figured out when

2166
01:52:59,399 --> 01:53:02,159
shit's gonna have And in the sky, Uh, when the

2167
01:53:02,279 --> 01:53:07,359
near Earth asteroid nine a pofas makes an extraordinarily close

2168
01:53:07,439 --> 01:53:11,399
flyby for Earth, skywatchers will have opportunity for a once

2169
01:53:11,439 --> 01:53:15,000
in a lifetime event and one worth traveling for. It's

2170
01:53:15,000 --> 01:53:17,520
saying you might want to go to like a dark,

2171
01:53:17,760 --> 01:53:19,479
dark area to go see it. Do you remember like

2172
01:53:19,600 --> 01:53:22,199
Hailbop Dude, how wild that was in the nineties having

2173
01:53:22,239 --> 01:53:24,760
that in the sky. Remember that that was one of

2174
01:53:24,840 --> 01:53:27,279
the first websites I really remember going to with that

2175
01:53:27,520 --> 01:53:31,880
Heaven's Gate website. Remember that that Yeah, we creepy ball

2176
01:53:31,960 --> 01:53:36,600
guy Apple White or whatever his name was, sneakers. Yeah, dude,

2177
01:53:36,640 --> 01:53:38,880
let me let me. I think that website still up too,

2178
01:53:38,920 --> 01:53:42,680
if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, dude, the website still up

2179
01:53:42,800 --> 01:53:44,079
exactly as it was.

2180
01:53:45,279 --> 01:53:47,840
Speaker 2: Cork AI stands for actually Indian.

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01:53:49,960 --> 01:53:53,600
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks Mark, Uh, there's yeah, this is the original

2182
01:53:53,720 --> 01:53:57,319
right alert, right alert. Isn't that wild alert?

2183
01:53:57,760 --> 01:53:59,079
Speaker 2: Red alert? Red alert?

2184
01:53:59,439 --> 01:54:02,159
Speaker 1: They even had a logo like a fancy logo. As

2185
01:54:02,439 --> 01:54:05,760
was promised, the keys to Heaven's Gate are here again

2186
01:54:06,439 --> 01:54:11,640
in t and Dough, the UFO two, as they were

2187
01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:14,960
in Jesus and his Father two thousand years ago.

2188
01:54:16,199 --> 01:54:19,479
Speaker 2: Alright, alright, congrats to you.

2189
01:54:20,359 --> 01:54:26,119
Speaker 1: Let's see if did you clarify your comment the guy

2190
01:54:26,239 --> 01:54:29,159
was telling us about whatever though, No, I don't see it.

2191
01:54:29,239 --> 01:54:30,880
All right, that's it, that's all we got.

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01:54:30,920 --> 01:54:35,199
Speaker 2: All right, guys, great show. Today's show word is stinky puss.

2193
01:54:38,159 --> 01:54:42,920
Stinky puss, Katy Perry, stinky puss by everybody. All right, guys,

2194
01:54:43,000 --> 01:54:43,840
have a great day.

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01:54:47,239 --> 01:54:47,680
Speaker 6: Christian