Speaker 1: This is the events so tonight on Rant's news network.
Speaker 1: Is there trouble in Swift Dumb? You be the judge.
Speaker 1: During the twenty twenty three season, Travis Kelsey's girl friend,
Speaker 1: popstar Taylor Swift and Britney Mahomes, wife of Chiefs star
Speaker 1: quarterback Patrick Mahomes, were inseparable. One game into the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four season. However, the two seem very separable. Coincidence
Speaker 1: maybe maybe not. The separation comes after Britney Mahomes weathered
Speaker 1: an intense storm of backlash from liking a pair of
Speaker 1: social media posts supporting former President Trump. While she is
Speaker 1: not officially endorsed the President Trump, neither has the indicted one.
Speaker 1: Neither has miss Taylor endorsed Miss Harris. So yet, folks,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this, is there trouble in Swift
Speaker 1: Dum between missus Swift and missus Mahomes or is this
Speaker 1: just incidental seating arrangements?
Speaker 2: Who knows.
Speaker 3: I don't know how these football seating arrangements work. We
Speaker 3: could have the Kelsey's that have a box to themselves
Speaker 3: and the Mahomes that have a box to themselves. Or
Speaker 3: maybe maybe Brittany was at home with the I don't
Speaker 3: even know if they have any kids.
Speaker 1: I don't care. She is expecting your third kid.
Speaker 2: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: Is she?
Speaker 3: I mean, was she at the game tonight? Do we
Speaker 3: even know if Brittany Mahomes was at the game tonight?
Speaker 1: I would assume that she is or was. I think
Speaker 1: she even goes to away games. I am not seeing anything.
Speaker 1: I did not see what the before coming on here.
Speaker 1: I was watching the game. I did not see her,
Speaker 1: but I was in and out of the room anyways,
Speaker 1: because they're not my teams. Yes, she was at the game.
Speaker 4: Because Brittany Mahomes jokes were surviving as fans shelter in
Speaker 4: place amid tornado. Watch at the first Chiefs game.
Speaker 1: That is what.
Speaker 4: Happens when you go against Tata Tornadoes. Yeah tornadoes? Lord,
Speaker 4: Oh jeez, Okay, look, I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 4: Brittany Mahomes traveling with her husband even on away games.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, because your husband's an athlete, I would. I mean,
Speaker 4: and he's a good looking guy too, Patrick Mahomes a
Speaker 4: good looking dude. I love the fact that maga's losing
Speaker 4: their mind over the fact that the wife of a
Speaker 4: quarterback is like liking Trump's post.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's it.
Speaker 4: We don't even have to advertise in Pennsylvania. Now we
Speaker 4: got the wife of a quarterback who liked the post.
Speaker 3: The newest celebrity endorsement of Donald Trump, the wife of
Speaker 3: Patrick Mahomes. Just the wife of Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 1: She's not just the wife of Patrick Mahomes. Okay. She
Speaker 1: was a former athlete herself, and she is part owner
Speaker 1: of the Kansas City Women's soccer team professional soccer team.
Speaker 1: She's not just on the arm. She's not just on
Speaker 1: the arm. She's actually made something of herself. And where'd
Speaker 1: she get the money for that?
Speaker 4: Is?
Speaker 2: Like, who's my did she spend to acquire that that
Speaker 2: portion of the Kansas City soccer team?
Speaker 1: There? What do you think?
Speaker 4: Okay? One, I don't even know there was a woman's
Speaker 4: professional soccer team or league.
Speaker 1: Two you're gonna get.
Speaker 3: Canceled now, yeah, Now look, I'm being sexist.
Speaker 4: I didn't know, all right, I knew about the w NBA.
Speaker 4: Next I'm gonna find out there's like a women's football
Speaker 4: league or something like that.
Speaker 1: But what's the attendance at something like this.
Speaker 4: And what's the buy in?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 4: Is it like twenty grand you become the owner of
Speaker 4: a women's soccer.
Speaker 1: Team that I don't know.
Speaker 4: And I love the fact that Maga I love the
Speaker 4: fact that Maga Miller's over here, like simping hardcore for
Speaker 4: old Britt Britt because she liked too of Donald Trump's
Speaker 4: post over the last thirty five years of her life.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, she's one of us. If she is,
Speaker 1: she is. But that the funny thing is the fact that, okay,
Speaker 1: let's look at us. We do not agree politically. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's okay, we can still converse with one one another.
Speaker 4: I would not I would not go to a sporting
Speaker 4: event with either one of you.
Speaker 1: Guys, John, I'll go with you.
Speaker 2: That hurts, Yeah, yeah, that hurts.
Speaker 1: Goldilocks can say.
Speaker 4: You know how, you know how those you know how
Speaker 4: as liberals are we're always so angry. According to the
Speaker 4: people on YouTube that leave comments, we're drunken, always angry.
Speaker 1: Apparently, Hey, how empty is that solo cup you got there? So?
Speaker 1: But the but the thing of it is diet PEPSI
Speaker 1: sure the thing of it is. Yes, we do not
Speaker 1: agree politically almost on anything, but as friends we can
Speaker 1: still converse. Okay, The reason why this is a story
Speaker 1: is because a potential story, we should say, because we
Speaker 1: don't know whatever. The simple fact that they can't be
Speaker 1: seen together because Britney liked a couple of Trump's posts
Speaker 1: and then Trump says that she's a strong independent woman
Speaker 1: and thanks her for that and actually sticking up for
Speaker 1: it because she did receive backlash for it. But the
Speaker 1: simple fact that now the seating arrangements weren't right and
Speaker 1: now they're throwing it all up in arms and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. Like you said, the Kelsey's probably had their
Speaker 1: own box because Jason isn't playing anymore so he's got
Speaker 1: free time. And the Mahomes, they probably it's the first
Speaker 1: it's the first game of the season. It's like a
Speaker 1: super Bowl. Kansas City can't host a super Bowl because
Speaker 1: they're not warm enough at the time of the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: So the influx of people to the first game of
Speaker 1: the season are going to be there, so they're going
Speaker 1: to be separated. They might not see each other whip
Speaker 1: the doo. But the simple fact, like kind of Matt
Speaker 1: was saying that now because politics are involved with it,
Speaker 1: now we're going to shove a wedge in between the
Speaker 1: two kind of shame on all of us for for
Speaker 1: for doing that. Let let politics be politics. If you
Speaker 1: can't agree, fine, that's only one aspect of your life,
Speaker 1: but don't let it affect a friendship of friendship between
Speaker 1: families to that it's it's sad.
Speaker 4: You just told me a few episodes ago to screw myself,
Speaker 4: and I meant it that.
Speaker 1: I meant it that. Now I love you. You're a
Speaker 1: long lost brother man. I mean, that's the thing. We
Speaker 1: can argue about politics, but as soon as we start
Speaker 1: talking kids and sports and you getting fines at a
Speaker 1: little league game, I'm right there with you. I am.
Speaker 1: I am right behind you. I'm gonna want I.
Speaker 4: Wasn't okay since Nate had out me. I wasn't drunk
Speaker 4: or anything. That's why I didn't get the fine. Okay, like.
Speaker 1: Those people on YouTube, you told the blue hey, your
Speaker 1: strike zone is at the chin for for my team,
Speaker 1: but if it goes across the other team's belt, he's no.
Speaker 4: I have I have to make that. I have to
Speaker 4: make that clear because the Maga simps on YouTube will
Speaker 4: be like, oh, look he's drunk at his kids softball game.
Speaker 4: What a terrible liberal he is? And I'm not even
Speaker 4: a liberal. I will tell you this. I could care
Speaker 4: less about this article, this episode, or these people. Okay, Like,
Speaker 4: I love the fact that I love the fact that
Speaker 4: the Trump people, the MAGA morons are so thirsty that
Speaker 4: they're going and looking at who likes Trump's post to
Speaker 4: be like, that's our guy, now, Brittany Mahomes is our person,
Speaker 4: a woman of the owner of the women's Kansas Female
Speaker 4: Soccer League. That's our person.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: That's how desperate, that's how thirsty you all are. Man,
Speaker 4: I don't care about I could. I could give a
Speaker 4: crap what Taylor Swift does. Okay, definitely could give a
Speaker 4: crap what the wife of a quarterback does. Oh, she's
Speaker 4: the owner of a barbecue joint or whatever else she
Speaker 4: said she owns.
Speaker 1: Like, what do I care?
Speaker 4: What do I care? I got my own life to live. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to make sure when I go to a game,
Speaker 4: I got a girl sitting next to me. What do
Speaker 4: I care what these people are sitting next to And
Speaker 4: but here's the deal, you don't piss off taite. And
Speaker 4: that's what she did. And as we all know, if
Speaker 4: you know anything about Tayte, she holds some grudges. She
Speaker 4: fields mad grudges.
Speaker 1: Are they ever getting back together? Can they?
Speaker 4: Can?
Speaker 1: They can? Kidding you know?
Speaker 4: I mean, here's the deal. The biggest thing that Maga
Speaker 4: fears is Tate endorsing Biden.
Speaker 1: Okay, no, I'm okay. If she endorses Biden, seriously endorsed Biden, please.
Speaker 4: Or sorry, Harris, and she endorses Harris, that was good date.
Speaker 4: Thank you here, you earned it. The biggest thing she
Speaker 4: fears is the biggest thing Maga fears is Tate endorsing Harris. Right,
Speaker 4: if Brittany Mahomes has pissed Tate off, she's gonna be
Speaker 4: at the next Harris rally. I did it again almost,
Speaker 4: It's gonna be at the next Harris rally.
Speaker 1: Endorse it.
Speaker 4: I'm just to get back at Brittany because that's how
Speaker 4: petty Tte is.
Speaker 1: Are you sure that Taylor is not just gonna shake
Speaker 1: it off? Are you sure it's not gonna be just
Speaker 1: a blank space and the capsule of time for her?
Speaker 1: Or do you really think that I'm done? It's turned
Speaker 1: intwo bad blood.
Speaker 4: Look, dude, you can't use my own bit from a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: You hack so you're saying that Tata is now saying
Speaker 1: that I knew you were bad. I knew you were trouble.
Speaker 1: Is that what she's saying about Nate Miller.
Speaker 4: You can go deep in the Rants catalog and find
Speaker 4: an episode where I talked about drinking mouthwash. You want
Speaker 4: to bring that to the table for the next recording.
Speaker 4: You can't be ripping off your co host, all right.
Speaker 4: I mean, I know you're a mega person, you have
Speaker 4: no you have no original thought because y'all are just
Speaker 4: a bunch of puppets. But how you got to rip
Speaker 4: off your co host?
Speaker 1: So you're saying it's sweeter than fiction that you are
Speaker 1: being intimidated by a masterful presenter.
Speaker 4: Hey, in the words of Jacobs, in the words yeah,
Speaker 4: he's doubling down. In the words of JD.
Speaker 1: Vance, she can go to hell. But you know what,
Speaker 1: Now give me a couch.
Speaker 4: Now give me a couch.
Speaker 1: But you know what if I need a couch. You
Speaker 1: know what Taylor would say about those thirteen servicemen that
Speaker 1: lost their lives, that they were beautiful ghosts.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do this right here, I'm gonna do this, okay.
Speaker 4: Maca Miller is muted, right now, John Clark, what would
Speaker 4: you have to talk about?
Speaker 2: Don't let him keep, don't let him keep. David Taylor Swift.
Speaker 4: Songs, hair, hair, Let's do this. Uh? Trump lost the election.
Speaker 4: Guns should be banned, all guns. I'm gonna say all
Speaker 4: guns right now, people, people, Maga is bad for America?
Speaker 1: What else we got? What else? What else?
Speaker 4: Kamala is a patriot?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 4: Marjorie Taylor Green sucks. People from Wisconsin suck?
Speaker 1: Are you dying?
Speaker 4: Are you done.
Speaker 1: That? Carl Vers does suck?
Speaker 4: Are you done?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: My word? Don't you dare say that? How dare you?
Speaker 1: He's muted again.
Speaker 2: Jeez, cards suck. Jeez, cards suck. That's that's that's where
Speaker 2: we're gonna That's where we're gonna not. That's that's where
Speaker 2: we're gonna lose friendships.
Speaker 1: I could do this.
Speaker 4: I could do this one, dude, Nate Miller, I could
Speaker 4: do this as well. Bye.
Speaker 1: Have you learned?
Speaker 4: Have you learned your lesson? Being in your Maga?
Speaker 1: Time out? Half of my heart has learned that I
Speaker 1: am not Superman. This is the events, So
Speaker 3: M