Speaker 1: Welcome to episode one of She's My Girlfriend. Hi are
you Lisa?
Speaker 2: Hi Denny, so.
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you. I didn't know you had an accent.
Where are you from?
Speaker 2: Originally I lived on over Europe, but I'm English?
Speaker 1: Ooh exotic? Can I buy you a coffee or something?
Speaker 2: Black tea?
Speaker 1: Me too? How do you like yours?
Speaker 2: Two sugars and a splash of milk? Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, could you order me one as well? Look, here's
twenty dollars. I'll be right back. I have to use
the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Don't hurt yourself in there.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 2: No, he seems all right, but text me in thirty
minutes just in case I need an emergency exit out
of here. Okay, bye? Hi? What can I get you? Yes?
Two black teas, splash of milk and two sugars. Please
can I pay now? Sure? Thing back with your order?
Here you go keep the rest. Thank you. I appreciate it.
How did everything go? Smooth?
Speaker 1: Sailing? So, Lisa? Can I ask you how long have
you been on tender?
Speaker 2: I've been on it for about two weeks? What about you?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I really like you already? Oh?
I've used Tinder for years?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Well, off and on. I've gone on a handful of
dates and even gotten a couple of relationships off of
it too.
Speaker 2: Oh so you're not mesa fob.
Speaker 1: I recently got back on after a six month sabbatical
of not dating anyone. The last relationship was tough. She
pretends we were never even a thing. So I dove
right into my work.
Speaker 2: I knew how that goes. Oh, so what do you
do exactly?
Speaker 1: Oh, you know, like everybody else in Los Angeles, I'm
a budding film director.
Speaker 2: That's so cool. How are you doing in that?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not exactly a struggling artist. I've done pretty well.
But I also do a part time gig.
Speaker 2: What's part time gig?
Speaker 1: I have my own Etsy business. I sell artwork for
a friend.
Speaker 2: Oh cool, I love Etsy. I'm always shopping on there.
Speaker 1: Oh you do? What do you like?
Speaker 2: Shopping for minted ceramics? I collect them? Includes, of course,
what's my passion? I'm a fashion designer.
Speaker 1: Clothes for women.
Speaker 2: Actually, no, including for gay men on me?
Speaker 1: Wait? Really?
Speaker 2: Yes? Really, my best friend is a gay man. I
hope you're not bothered by that.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, not at all. I work in the movies.
Everyone here is gay you kiss another man on camera
to get your union news gay for pay? No big deal.
So you've kissed a man, yeah, once for a website.
Speaker 2: Did you enjoy it?
Speaker 1: Nah, it wasn't my thing.
Speaker 2: Sure, I bet you liked it a little real funny.
Speaker 1: And you're wonderful. I want you to meet my mother.
Speaker 2: You're a fast mover.
Speaker 1: So what's your housing situation? Do you have roommates? Live alone?
Speaker 2: I have my own shodio apartment.
Speaker 1: Where do you live the valley? My own one bedroom condo?
Speaker 2: You silverey carry out.
Speaker 1: We're in the valley, Chatsworth.
Speaker 2: Where is that?
Speaker 1: Everybody asks this? It's over by north Ridge.
Speaker 2: What's a clue? You live in the Sticks?
Speaker 1: It's north La. It's not the Sticks. It's over by
Sea Sun, the University.
Speaker 2: Oh, I think I knew. Now. I think that's too far.
I don't want to be too blunt with you, but
I think it's gonna be hard to make this work.
I'm sorry about this.
Speaker 1: We can figure it out.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so, No big deal.
Speaker 1: Really, thank you for the.
Speaker 2: Tea, Danny. It was nice to meet you. I actually
must be going.
Speaker 1: Okay, talk to you soon. Oh wait here, allow me
to take care, see you soon.