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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga shark media man. I went to LA for the weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>and so much happened while I was away. I have

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<v Speaker 1>so much today that I'm bouncing major stuff tomorrow. The

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<v Speaker 1>Sebastian maniscatcoal trailer has me out of my mind. But

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna be tomorrow's leadoff story. I'll probably tape Tuesday

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<v Speaker 1>and Wednesday back to back because I'm so fired up. Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. But we

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<v Speaker 1>got to talk about Nicki Glazer on Saturday Night Live.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to lead you with my opinion, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'll do a story or two and then i'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what I thought. But I headlined from USA today.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe this was comedian Nicki Glazer calls SNL debut

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<v Speaker 1>a dream a mid monologue backlash. That's right, there is

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<v Speaker 1>monologue backlash. Nicki posted on social media posts to come

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<v Speaker 1>when I fully wake up. But oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe how amazing this cast and crew was. As

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<v Speaker 1>a fan of the show, I just have to tell

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<v Speaker 1>all the other fans that everyone at SNL is just

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<v Speaker 1>as talented, elite, cool and kind as you'd hope it'd

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<v Speaker 1>be literally everyone. It was a dream, all caps. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>never get over it. Now I'll start to play my cards.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll flip one card. So I watched the monologue. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have a problem with the monologue's content. I had

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<v Speaker 1>the problem with the monologue being by wrote. I was

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<v Speaker 1>texting on the side with the host of the Letterman podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Chisholm, and I said, it just felt like she

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<v Speaker 1>was doing jokes like, for example, Mike, who you may remain?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was Canadian. Mike went to the store. He

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<v Speaker 1>was so polite, take a beat because he's Canadian, and

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<v Speaker 1>it just felt like that type of joke where you

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<v Speaker 1>tell a story and then you do the beat and

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<v Speaker 1>then you do the headfake, and I felt like she

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<v Speaker 1>was just doing that. Her sketches, I thought were fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come back to that. But as part of this

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<v Speaker 1>monologue controversy, as I started to read this USA Today article,

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<v Speaker 1>they were saying the things the monologue was about, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, I don't think I want to

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<v Speaker 1>say that, because they're the type of things that get

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<v Speaker 1>flagged by content services. So maybe some do have a

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<v Speaker 1>point here. Nicki opened up and of course told much

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<v Speaker 1>better by Nicki. She opened up by saying, here I

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<v Speaker 1>am in New York City, Epstein's original island. And I

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<v Speaker 1>may have actually told that better, because when I watched

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<v Speaker 1>it on the DVR after the four PM games on Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>I think she kind of swallowed the word Epstein, and

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<v Speaker 1>I missed the joke. I had to go back. So

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<v Speaker 1>later in the monologue she started talking about people being

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<v Speaker 1>trafficked and the signs, quoting Nicki Glazer. Here, they're in

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<v Speaker 1>every stall, They're in every language. I mean, English is

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<v Speaker 1>really tiny. It's like you wish men's restrooms don't have

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<v Speaker 1>these signs. I don't know what signs you have. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have signs that are like want to sleeve? She

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<v Speaker 1>then did make a joke about violent assault on women

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<v Speaker 1>that I don't want to repeat, so you can factor

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<v Speaker 1>that into your evaluation if you didn't see it, that

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<v Speaker 1>it's a joke John's not comfortable repeating. She then went

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<v Speaker 1>on to joke about how she's certain her boyfriend will

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<v Speaker 1>murder me someday, and then did some material that was

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<v Speaker 1>about showering with a younger person, which I probably shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>get into here either. So again, there may be some

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<v Speaker 1>validity to the controversy. But when I watched the show,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't like, oh, outratous. So my take, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>whether or not there's a controversy about the content. I

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<v Speaker 1>just didn't think it was a monologue. I just didn't

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<v Speaker 1>find it funny. But she was great at the sketches.

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<v Speaker 1>Yahoo recapped the entire episode for me, Thank you. The

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<v Speaker 1>opener with President Trump in the Oval office as somebody

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<v Speaker 1>passes out James Louston Johnson boy, I loved him when

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<v Speaker 1>he first started doing Trump on SNL. I'm now all

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<v Speaker 1>the way to the point maybe Lorne Michaels needs to

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<v Speaker 1>consider someone else doing Trump. I know what a major

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<v Speaker 1>move that would be. But James's Trump is just he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have it this week. It's it's off Mark and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they had a bad crowd or what,

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<v Speaker 1>but the crowd seemed to be with me that that

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<v Speaker 1>opening segment didn't fly all right. Then the monologue already

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<v Speaker 1>discussed a pre record with NICKI doing a commercial for

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<v Speaker 1>a medication that makes you sick enough to credibly cancel

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<v Speaker 1>your appearance on the Jennifer Hudson Show. NICKI was very

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<v Speaker 1>good in that. Then a sketch about family karaoke, Sarah

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<v Speaker 1>Sherman crushing as always, NICKI showing she's got some acting

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<v Speaker 1>chops in that one. Beauty and Mister Beast. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I'll circle back to the News for reasons which will

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<v Speaker 1>become clear in a minute. And then on the News,

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<v Speaker 1>Pete Davidson showed up. Pete Davidson said, in case you're

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<v Speaker 1>wondering why I had to do a show in Saudi Arabia,

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<v Speaker 1>we're losing millions on this ferry. I assume that's what

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<v Speaker 1>the article says. I can't spend five dollars on a

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<v Speaker 1>pay wall when I got a kid on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just excited to be a dad and to give

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<v Speaker 1>it all the energy enthusiasm I never had for this show.

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<v Speaker 1>Pete also got off a good line about Lorne Michaels, saying,

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<v Speaker 1>if Louren Michaels has taught us anything, it's that you

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<v Speaker 1>never ever give up, even if everyone says the time

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<v Speaker 1>has come and Tina Fey is ready to take over.

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<v Speaker 1>Pete talked about the new mayor of New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're not from the New York City area. You

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<v Speaker 1>might want to get yourself familiar with this. Mom, Donnie Fellow,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's going to be a national figure for

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<v Speaker 1>a few months here. Pete said, I have a message

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<v Speaker 1>for everyone who did not vote for our new mayor,

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<v Speaker 1>Hey statn Islanders, which is an on point joke. If

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<v Speaker 1>you look at the mayoral electoral if you look at

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<v Speaker 1>the voting results, let me pull it up for you.

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<v Speaker 1>As you may know, New York City has five boroughs.

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<v Speaker 1>Manhattan is what most to outsiders would think New York

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<v Speaker 1>City is in Manhattan zoorun Mum. Donnie got fifty two

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<v Speaker 1>point seven percent of the vote. Queen's where I'm from,

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<v Speaker 1>but I did not vote because I'm now a New

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<v Speaker 1>Jersey resident. He got forty seven point three, the Bronx

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<v Speaker 1>fifty one and a half, Brooklyn fifty six point eight,

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<v Speaker 1>Staten Island twenty two point seven, losing to Andrew Combo,

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<v Speaker 1>who ran as an independent and got fifty five point four.

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<v Speaker 1>So hence Pete Davison's joke. Pete said, did you promise

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<v Speaker 1>to move out of New York if Ma'm Donnie one?

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<v Speaker 1>But if too many warrants in New Jersey and not

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<v Speaker 1>enough guns for Florida, Welcome to New Staten Island, and

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<v Speaker 1>showed a picture of the ferry. We can't call it

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<v Speaker 1>the Titanic anymore since the people on this ship will

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<v Speaker 1>actually love running into ice. Good material there, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think he delivered it that well. I think the writing

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<v Speaker 1>was better than Pete's performance. Pete told people I had

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<v Speaker 1>a great time hosting last time, and anytime you get

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<v Speaker 1>that call, it's an honor and a privilege to return

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<v Speaker 1>to SNL. It's always relevant, it's a hot show. People

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<v Speaker 1>look forward to it, and the cast is great. He

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<v Speaker 1>said of Lorne Michaels. I owe that guy in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>He jump started everything. So I do anything for Lorn

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<v Speaker 1>and he knows that. So I went to Los Angeles

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<v Speaker 1>for five minutes. They decided to announce the Grammy nominees

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<v Speaker 1>Best Comedy Album Quick Time out Here. If you are

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<v Speaker 1>a longtime listener, you've heard this before. If you are

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<v Speaker 1>relatively new, you may not have. Johnny Mack gets annoyed

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<v Speaker 1>that things that Johnny Mack considers to be quote unquote

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<v Speaker 1>Netflix specials get nominated for Grammys. I personally feel that

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<v Speaker 1>a comedy album should be, you know, an album, Bruce

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<v Speaker 1>Springsteen Born in the USA. That's an album, It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a Netflix special. Some of these things, I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 1>they're albums, But the Academy clearly disagrees with me. These

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<v Speaker 1>nominations are horrible. This is just really bad. Okay. The

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<v Speaker 1>nominees for Best Comedy Album, Bill Burr for his worst

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<v Speaker 1>special drop Dead Years, and you could see that going

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<v Speaker 1>to re odd really affected Bill Burr's career. Ali Wong's

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<v Speaker 1>single Lady not her best special. Nate Bergetzi's Your Friend,

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<v Speaker 1>Nate Berghetzi not his best special. But okay, my former

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<v Speaker 1>coworker Jamie Fox, what had happened was I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie just doing a performance. And I understand that all

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<v Speaker 1>of these are a performance, but I really felt like

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<v Speaker 1>Jamie was pulling out his Academy Award winning chops to

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<v Speaker 1>pull your emotional strings. It just didn't feel like a

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<v Speaker 1>genuine performance to me. I felt like he was acting

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<v Speaker 1>it out to get the crowd going. So no doubt

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<v Speaker 1>out of these five to me, Sarah Silverman's post Mortem,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think i've pretty high up on my list. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I right now have Sarah at seven my list. Really quickly,

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to count it a stand up or not.

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<v Speaker 1>The Conan O'Brien, Mark Twain ward. It is far and

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<v Speaker 1>away the best thing of the year, if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to throw that out. Mark Marin's special now that should

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<v Speaker 1>have been nominated for a Grammy. It's Mark's best special.

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<v Speaker 1>He's at peak Marin. I don't know how that's not nominated.

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<v Speaker 1>Going down my list from there, Jim Jeffrey's, Justin Willman,

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<v Speaker 1>Dusty Slay Krasier, Brett Goldstein's HBO special from April is

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<v Speaker 1>really underrated, Michelle Wolf, Sarah Silverman, matte Ola, and Tim Dillon.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get a vote, but I would vote for

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah Silverman over It's a no brainer. While I left

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<v Speaker 1>down for five minutes, Variety and the New York Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Festival announced that Jim Gaffigan will receive Variety's inaugural Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Vanguard Award that was going to be presented on Sunday night.

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<v Speaker 1>I've not seen any post mortem on Jim winning the award.

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<v Speaker 1>There is leading into that, a big shiny fluff piece

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<v Speaker 1>wax job in Variety, but too busy today to get

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<v Speaker 1>to that. Maybe tomorrow. The inaugural Vanguard Award recognizes Jim

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<v Speaker 1>Gaffigan's trailblazing contributions to comedy and his remarkable career milestones.

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<v Speaker 1>Time out, trailblazing? Is Jim Gaffigan one of the top comedians? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he funny more often than not? Trailblazing? Why? Based

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<v Speaker 1>on what what has Jim done that nobody has done before? Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>The award recognizes Jim Gaffigan's trailblazing contributions to comedy and

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<v Speaker 1>his remarkable career milestones. Caroline Hirsch said, Jim Gaffigan has

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<v Speaker 1>been making us laugh since the very beginning of his career,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've had the pleasure of watching him grow into

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<v Speaker 1>one of the most expected and beloved voices and comedy today.

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<v Speaker 1>His originality, consistency, and sheer brilliance on stage make him

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<v Speaker 1>the perfect recipient of this inaugural Comedy Vanguard Award. You

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<v Speaker 1>know that John Stewart is at your event, Caroline right,

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<v Speaker 1>No one is more deserving, and Jim truly represents the

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<v Speaker 1>spirit of innovation and excellence that this honor celebrates. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a mystery with Jimmy Kimmel's show. Jimmy Kimmel's Show

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<v Speaker 1>did not air Thursday. Well, a rerun air, but there

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<v Speaker 1>was supposed to be a new episode. It was unexpectedly

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<v Speaker 1>pulled just hours before airing, reportedly over quotes a personal matter,

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't want to make light of it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the personal matter is. I hope everything's

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<v Speaker 1>okay in the Kimmel household and friends and family and

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<v Speaker 1>all that's good, But of course a Jimmy Kimmel episode

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<v Speaker 1>not airing is going to be major news. These scheduled

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<v Speaker 1>guests included David Ducovney, Joe Keery from Stranger Things, and

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<v Speaker 1>singer Madison Beer. It was Madison Beer who broke the

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<v Speaker 1>news on social media at six thirty three pm Eastern

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<v Speaker 1>Time on Thursday, as Johnny Mack was on a plane.

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<v Speaker 1>Madison Beer tweeted, due to unforeseen circumstances, Jimmy Kimmel Alive

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<v Speaker 1>Do Hard Things podcast. Molly said, I've spent many emails

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<v Speaker 1>to my family, like right before the election, saying I'm

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<v Speaker 1>begging you, here's the ten reasons not to vote for

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<v Speaker 1>I now have where my husband is out there fighting

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<v Speaker 1>for them, calling them deliberately misinformed. On a related note,

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar Isaac is not one of those guys who'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, this chair is really comfortable. I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>just watch Hulu. No, he's not one of those people. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Mack, I have YouTube TV right now. Now we

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<v Speaker 1>don't even get Disney channels. So even if I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>a whole other thing. We don't get ESPN, we don't

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<v Speaker 1>get ABC. But I'll tell you one thing, and listener

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<v Speaker 1>Scott Beckett knows this. I don't need to watch Monday

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<v Speaker 1>Night football. You know why my picks were so good

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<v Speaker 1>to explain this to us? Via video? Keegan Michael Key appeared.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, I just want to say that I'm very

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<v Speaker 1>honored that you would choose a key and Peel sketch

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<v Speaker 1>for your celebrations. That's the whole thing here. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here is I wanted to share with you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>jecially with you, Rico, is that I've done my recent

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<v Speaker 1>research and apparently I guess the rules that are made

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<v Speaker 1>rules of the NFL. Daddell's agent said they would appeal

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<v Speaker 1>the fine, and ESPN reports to find his fourteen four

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<v Speaker 1>some math regarding the fine and said, fourteen thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 1>for two pumps. That's seven grand a pump. That means

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<v Speaker 1>zero thousand dollars and a fine. Keek and Michael Key

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<v Speaker 1>originally responded to the penalty. Last Monday. He had posted

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<v Speaker 1>a video saying, Rico, you got robbed. You only did

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<v Speaker 1>a new sketch. We are long today and I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even rant about Sebastian Maniscalco's new trailer. That's tomorrow New

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<v Speaker 1>York Comedy Festival. Have they fixed the website? Let's find out. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's scrolling well today. I mean, I wish I could

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<v Speaker 1>just click on Tuesday and not have to scroll through

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<v Speaker 1>shows that are in the past. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supposed to do with that information, but okay, I'll scroll.

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<v Speaker 1>Still haven't seen any like massive headliners. Later in the

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<v Speaker 1>week is skang Fest in New Orleans. I'll talk about

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<v Speaker 1>that on Friday. Wait, do you see the lineup for

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<v Speaker 1>skang Fest and you'll see what I'm talking about. How

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<v Speaker 1>New York, despite Jim Gaffigan winning the Vanguard Award, doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>have the star power this year. Tell you what today,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna read you everything. I won't get into spesticifity,

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<v Speaker 1>o'clock Kennon Fodder seven o'clock Hilarious, Habibi's seven o'clock Longtime,

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<v Speaker 1>No See Comedy, seven o'clock Hour Findings, seven o'clock, Todd

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<v Speaker 1>Woke West seven o'clock Donnell Rawlings. So so far, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest name today. Vanessa Gonzales at seven, The Infinite

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<v Speaker 1>Good Show Visit seven thirty, Hersterical seven thirty, Morgan Jay

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<v Speaker 1>at eight Is Morgan Jay the biggest name today? Or

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<v Speaker 1>Donnell see what I'm saying? Celebrity drop in at eight.

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<v Speaker 1>eight thirty, Wildcard Comedy at eight thirty. M A. Willman

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<v Speaker 1>nine thirty, Jackie Fabulous nine forty five. Live from the

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<v Speaker 1>Algorithm with Julie Dissisi at ten o'clock, Stata Cat Comedy,

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<v Speaker 1>ten thirty. So I just trit to, I mean critical

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<v Speaker 1>under visible. I'll call it right. The New York Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Festival presents Comics to watch the annual live stand up

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<v Speaker 1>showcase featuring the very best new comedians from around the country.

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<v Speaker 1>One day you'll say you saw them here. First REP

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<v Speaker 1>Showcases November eleventh and fourteenth. I'm not familiar with these names,

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<v Speaker 1>but they are Gray West, Nate Meeker, Tachiana Frank Thash Mose,

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<v Speaker 1>Rachel Williams, Ellen, Harold Matt Ross, Turner Sparks, David Drake,

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<v Speaker 1>Jamal Russell, Leah Samson, Josh Ocean Thomas. Good luck to

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<v Speaker 1>the comics to watch REPPT And let's get out there,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm gonna hit save and immediately record Wednesday's show

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<v Speaker 1>thing out of my system here. And how long do

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<v Speaker 1>you want the show to be? I mean it's long.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a nice, healthy show today. Don't write me

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<v Speaker 1>a letter. See you tomorrow.