Speaker 1: You might not know how to turn off her emails. Man,
Speaker 1: I know I want to turn you on. Baby. Don't
Speaker 1: be ready, because it's to get where. She's about to
Speaker 1: get weird. Be prepared for it to get weird. Things.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna get
Speaker 1: real weird with it. Let's get where. Let's get where? Where?
Speaker 1: Get where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie
Speaker 1: and Eric? I'm ready? Listen, ready, listen to a two
Speaker 1: and twenty fifth episode. Oh let's get weird. My name's Hodi,
Speaker 1: and every week we come together to give you the
Speaker 1: weird stories from our lives, the streets, the sheets, the ups,
Speaker 1: the downs, the all around urinus and just have a
Speaker 1: good time.
Speaker 2: And sometimes when you start a bit that's half assed,
Speaker 2: that's the result you got with the turn on turn
Speaker 2: off bits.
Speaker 1: So that's what you get. Yeah, turn off, tay. We
Speaker 1: just did ten seconds ago, literally ten seconds before this.
Speaker 1: I know that's okay, there we go. You're frequenting Virginia
Speaker 1: a lot more. Yeah, I can tell you. You passed
Speaker 1: by me yesterday and in the car didn't even say hi. Okay,
Speaker 1: So there's got to be like a dead spot in
Speaker 1: that cell service area because Richmond Highway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, after by the airport, past the airport. That makes sense,
Speaker 3: because you called and and then I couldn't hear you
Speaker 3: couldn't hear me. I could hear you, So it was
Speaker 3: kind of annoying because I wanted to chit chat with
Speaker 3: you because I love it when you call me.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I been. I I've you know, gone to
Speaker 1: Virginia a couple of times. I don't like Virginia, but
Speaker 1: I will do it. So for some people, it's the
Speaker 1: land of your people. Me Hoodie, Yes and more and
Speaker 1: more yes, more yes, and Teddy Yes.
Speaker 2: I still that is funny thing. No one on the
Speaker 2: show has met Teddy actually, besides severa that was versus randomly,
Speaker 2: Why is no one because you don't bring Yeah, we don't.
Speaker 2: I don't bring Teddy anywhare I didn't bring Teddy to
Speaker 2: the dog event because I just was like, it's not
Speaker 2: about Teddy for this, Like I want other dogs to
Speaker 2: get adopted, not Teddy to absorb everyone's all.
Speaker 1: He's cute, but I.
Speaker 3: Appreciate that you're not one of those dog owners that
Speaker 3: like forces people to befriend their dog.
Speaker 1: No, I mean I would like him to be friendly
Speaker 1: with people. That is true, but that's a bringing around
Speaker 1: more people thing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean he's friendly, he's skittish, he's a little scared,
Speaker 2: you know, but once he once he knows you, he
Speaker 2: likes you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But like we don't go places where like, oh,
Speaker 1: you can bring your dog and hang out like a winery,
Speaker 1: but we don't go to wineries. No, that's okay.
Speaker 2: One day you'll meet Teddy one day. That's the goal
Speaker 2: is for Max to hang out with Teddy. That way
Speaker 2: I can indoctrinate Max. I know how to indoctrinate your
Speaker 2: son to getting you to buy him things.
Speaker 1: A lah.
Speaker 2: We hit up all the vending machines at Titan's Corner
Speaker 2: when you were ad to go drop something off the car,
Speaker 2: and I was like, Max, he want your dad to
Speaker 2: get you that? Maxie, when your dad get that?
Speaker 1: Speaking of those venue machines, what's what this la baboos
Speaker 1: and pop Mart pop. It's very just the cute see things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because there's a pope in Tyson's corner, but I don't
Speaker 1: know he's got everything there. But it's kind of just
Speaker 1: like the new wave of collectible stuff that everyone's thirst
Speaker 1: to know, buboos are kind of out of stock and stuff.
Speaker 1: But I know, I think it's pop art has. Is
Speaker 1: it pop Art or pop Mart? Is pop March pop
Speaker 1: Mart had? I thought it was cool to have digimond
Speaker 1: little figures.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh they do. I kind of want that
Speaker 2: twenty bucks but it's like this big what do you
Speaker 2: do with them? It's decoration based. It is a new
Speaker 2: Funko pop, It's all it is. Oh yeah, okay, because
Speaker 2: let's face it, you know, Funko.
Speaker 1: Pops aren't as popular as they used to be, so
Speaker 1: we need a new collectible baby.
Speaker 2: You actually should go to the little stores next to
Speaker 2: us because they might actually have some of those that
Speaker 2: Pop Mart stuff.
Speaker 1: I want to go Kla Machines, you know that which
Speaker 1: store the main one that's done.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the name of it is, so
Speaker 2: it's I'm not going to call it what it is,
Speaker 2: but yeah, it's like the Asian market there has like
Speaker 2: claw machines in there. It's like random stuff and it's
Speaker 2: not like Pikachu were in digimon stuff. But like I
Speaker 2: can never take him down because that little claw machine challenge,
Speaker 2: you know on the show, I'd lose what I'd lose.
Speaker 1: Because you don't know the method. You got team up.
Speaker 1: One person's on the visuals, one person's on the claw.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna team up with me? I would baby, And
Speaker 1: I know you know, you know what I'm saying. Uh No.
Speaker 3: But speaking of Max also as well, I ordered him
Speaker 3: to two Jade and Daniel's rookie cards that he wanted,
Speaker 3: and they came in. One of them came in what's
Speaker 3: coming in this week? It's probably came in yesterday my
Speaker 3: parents' house. So I'm excited that he loves these football cards, man,
Speaker 3: and he's in the claw. You're getting on like the
Speaker 3: nice ones or you're just like here you go, no,
Speaker 3: like legit legit football cards like you legit Panini cards.
Speaker 3: But are they worse stuff you think? Or they potentially
Speaker 3: can be worse. The thing is now everyone's getting them graded.
Speaker 3: That's the problem. And like, yeah, we could get it graded,
Speaker 3: but what what did we say? It was like two
Speaker 3: hundred dollars the great.
Speaker 1: Or what did your brother?
Speaker 2: So my brother actually last week got or May it
Speaker 2: was a week and a half ago, got some Pokemon
Speaker 2: cards graded. And he had he had like a Gengar
Speaker 2: card from two thousand and four that he's just had
Speaker 2: in like a behinder from when were kids. He got
Speaker 2: it graded at game stop for like twenty bucks, and
Speaker 2: then they bring up bucks per card, right, I think
Speaker 2: it's per card. Yeah, And then when you get it back,
Speaker 2: GameStop says, oh, you owe us a little more money
Speaker 2: if it's worth if it's a worth a lot more
Speaker 2: than they originally think. So he had to pay like
Speaker 2: ten dollars more or whatever.
Speaker 1: The card.
Speaker 2: He actually ended up selling it for nineteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: God and as a card he got from a pack
Speaker 2: front of as a kid.
Speaker 1: Because I downloaded this app called Coo Colx Collects, I
Speaker 1: think it's what it's called.
Speaker 3: And I pulled up some of my old basketball vintage
Speaker 3: cards from back in the day, and some of them
Speaker 3: it's the coolium of this app is also tell you
Speaker 3: how much they're worth if it's graded PSA, and there's
Speaker 3: some that are like a hundred bucks twenty blocks. There's
Speaker 3: like a couple of Kobe's that are pretty expensive. But
Speaker 3: the thing is like, do I want to spend the
Speaker 3: money to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's really do you want to spend the twenty or
Speaker 2: whatever dollars to get them a return maybe of eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: It just depends because like, yeah, but then who do
Speaker 1: you sell it off to?
Speaker 2: That so I and you sell it either like games
Speaker 2: like game Stop offered John like twelve hundred dollars JESU,
Speaker 2: which I mean, isn't that bad for game Stop reasonably,
Speaker 2: but like you can sell it back to them at
Speaker 2: least if you do their thing. He's ended up selling
Speaker 2: it to like a collectible store. But I told him,
Speaker 2: I was like, you should go to like a convention
Speaker 2: and trade I mean all those TikTok videos go, like
Speaker 2: I see those all the time of like here's my card.
Speaker 2: What can I get either in cash or trade value
Speaker 2: towards four other cards? Yeah, and that's kind of that
Speaker 2: depends how you want to go. He obviously needed for
Speaker 2: his wedding and honeymoon stuff, which I don't. I don't
Speaker 2: bat him, but your boy did look up his own cards,
Speaker 2: and in my binder, I have a little Pokemon binder
Speaker 2: of like the recent things I collected. I have about
Speaker 2: two thousand dollars in that binder worth of cards ungraded
Speaker 2: or graded ungraded. So if I get'm great, they'll obviously
Speaker 2: be worth more. So I told Maura and she was like,
Speaker 2: Moore hates that binder because she knows like that was
Speaker 2: me like getting super into collecting. But I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: this binder. If I go away, this is the binder
Speaker 2: you need to sell immediately.
Speaker 1: You need some money. You should leave notes so that
Speaker 1: she didn't get hosed and he knows how this one
Speaker 1: was worth. This didn't put the date as a blank,
Speaker 1: right right, and then you can find out what happened
Speaker 1: like to Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, surprisingly, the most valuable card I have is a
Speaker 2: Summons Skull, which is this Yuki Oh card that I
Speaker 2: thought wasn't worth anything, but I pulled it immediately from
Speaker 2: the pack and if it's a ten, I would get
Speaker 2: fifteen hundred dollars off of it. If it's grated, yeah,
Speaker 2: and but I pulled it like I got it from
Speaker 2: the pack and put immediately sleeved in the binder.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, it's gotta be at least a nine.
Speaker 1: So was this also the one that was that skateboard
Speaker 1: that I got you know that wasn't that.
Speaker 2: Was Winging Dragon of Raw but same same series, right
Speaker 2: yu gi Oh? Yeah, but like it's it's not this,
Speaker 2: but something similar to this card. It's a different thing
Speaker 2: to Yo. It's all like random things and all that. Still,
Speaker 2: I think I've seen I think they Yo try to
Speaker 2: come back on the height that Pokemon was getting, and
Speaker 2: I don't think I can capitalized as much as pokemonia
Speaker 2: because I think not as many people play yu gi
Speaker 2: oh as much.
Speaker 1: Slash.
Speaker 2: A lot of Yugo got really complicated over the years,
Speaker 2: whereas Pokemon has kind of been the same thing.
Speaker 1: There's been new ways to play it whatever.
Speaker 2: Yugio has very like every five years, here's a new
Speaker 2: way or new thing to do for yu gi Oh.
Speaker 2: So instead of like, oh I'm gonna for I want
Speaker 2: to summon something, I have to delete a card to
Speaker 2: get a put a card down, They're like, oh, now
Speaker 2: you can do these weird like half moves and all
Speaker 2: this stuff that adds up. It's it's a weird thing
Speaker 2: that it gets complicated, like it's not the Yukio I know.
Speaker 3: So I can't you finish that cartoon series from the
Speaker 3: yu Kyo did because remember that the Yugyo the move
Speaker 3: they did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the big thing was that it was they kind
Speaker 2: of follow the footsteps of the Pokemon movie, where if
Speaker 2: you went to the Ugo movie, you get an exclusive card.
Speaker 1: Oh cool. But they were smart and like either's three
Speaker 1: cards and three of them are like, you don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. Is the movie streaming anywhere? I don't
Speaker 1: think maybe Hulu, you Yo movie streaming? Who is this
Speaker 1: Prime Prime Video? Really? See if I have Prime View
Speaker 1: on right now? I did not go watch on Prime Video?
Speaker 1: Is it good? It's okay, It's not as good as
Speaker 1: a Pokemon movie.
Speaker 2: I think they was like, all right, hey, we got
Speaker 2: to wrap this up because we got these other spinoff
Speaker 2: series and that you Gi isn't in much the kin
Speaker 2: to how Ash was in the show for forever, and
Speaker 2: it was it was.
Speaker 1: Okay, it was okay, it was okay. We watched though
Speaker 1: in theaters. You did that?
Speaker 2: I mean that talk about an era of properties and
Speaker 2: movies and the same time frame is like the Clone
Speaker 2: Wars movie that happened they animated Clone Wars movie sounds
Speaker 2: like the same, like oh saw four two thousand and
Speaker 2: six ish of movies coming out that were just TV shows.
Speaker 1: Definitely to go see those movies in theaters. So those
Speaker 1: that during that time frame, I was pretty wild boy four.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I was twenty twenty two.
Speaker 2: You tell me, baby, I don't know that I was
Speaker 2: being taken to these movies. I could not afford these movies.
Speaker 2: I was taken driving. I just say I was in
Speaker 2: the fourth grade. Okay, why do you always do that
Speaker 2: to me?
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. I can't help the way the
Speaker 1: words I say make you.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'm ten years older than you, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: so if you're in the fourth grade, how old were
Speaker 3: you then?
Speaker 1: Nine or ten? So then I was definitely twenty one
Speaker 1: at the two thousand and four. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Well I think you're twenty and you drank still, but
Speaker 1: that's okay. No, we won't tell anybody. Rosa Rossau, rosa nose.
Speaker 2: Everything but kind of drinking. Good segue there more. And
Speaker 2: I did a cocktail class last weekend and not gonna lie,
Speaker 2: it was pretty litty. Went in thinking this isn't gonna
Speaker 2: be fun, and then that second drink.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't it been fun? Because I went in and
Speaker 1: I was the only guy there, which is not a problem.
Speaker 1: Then a couple other guys showed up late, and then
Speaker 1: I was singled out because I was wearing one of
Speaker 1: my little button down shirts. Got some floral on it,
Speaker 1: and the bartender guy was like, oh, you want to
Speaker 1: help me teach a class. I was like, what do
Speaker 1: you mean. He's like, you got a straight a match
Speaker 1: of drinks? Like yeah.
Speaker 2: Then he called me out two other times. I'm not
Speaker 2: feeling that I'm here to have a good time. I've
Speaker 2: been called out like this.
Speaker 1: But he wanted you to help or I was like,
Speaker 1: do you actually want me to help? He said no.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't joke around. Then I'll help you
Speaker 1: if you need help. But he does love to help.
Speaker 1: Somebody to help. Eagles scout over there, got my fingers ready.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, help. So what cocktails did you make?
Speaker 1: It was a Vaca floral class. It was a lot
Speaker 1: of like florally vodka classes.
Speaker 2: There's four drinks and uh there was more thought it
Speaker 2: was gonna be tapaus at first, and then we're like,
Speaker 2: oh no. This was like a full meal based on
Speaker 2: the menu they gave us, and it was like little
Speaker 2: little bites, little tiny circle bites of like a caesar salad.
Speaker 1: I tried, uh to.
Speaker 2: Tuna tartar tartar for the first time, for the first time. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I did eat that, but I ate that I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about that, Andrew, it
Speaker 2: tastes like a cheese stick to a degree, a little squeezhie.
Speaker 2: It's weird your palette. I hate it, bro, I hate it.
Speaker 2: I didn't say no, I hate it, but you won't
Speaker 2: eat an avocado.
Speaker 1: I didn't. There was an avocado on it. I scooped
Speaker 1: it off and gave it some.
Speaker 2: And then it was a grilled cheese bite that was
Speaker 2: like a cracker and then lemon sorbathing. Let me tell
Speaker 2: you that's not a drink, like whoa who?
Speaker 1: How did you find this? Would you g you more?
Speaker 1: Picked it for our anniversary?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: For one year anniversary?
Speaker 2: And that it was through the restaurant in the commentary there,
Speaker 2: which it's in all so it's right by Sauces Area
Speaker 2: in Clarendon. And the fourth drink was wild because and
Speaker 2: you could tell no one liked the fourth drink because
Speaker 2: no one finished it.
Speaker 1: And more like we got finish it, we paid. Was
Speaker 1: it the same vodka each time? We're different? Different gray
Speaker 1: gouse orange? Then it was like a Chyne vodka. It
Speaker 1: was like a I think it's a Polish vodka. It's
Speaker 1: a sea it's a black clear bottle of black letters
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, it was Kyrine or something. It's like
Speaker 1: a new one that's uh you know right there chopping there,
Speaker 1: which like vodka. Sure, but the barker was like, this
Speaker 1: is the vodka I drink all the time. And he's
Speaker 1: like over Tito's and he said that. I was like, huh.
Speaker 2: Uh. And then it was another gray Goose and then
Speaker 2: some other random drink. I don't know what the other
Speaker 2: drink was, but the last drink was it was It
Speaker 2: was bitter.
Speaker 1: It was real. It was like I think after dinner,
Speaker 1: like almost closer to the Sprits drink that was like operl.
Speaker 1: It was like an apparel but it was an aperl.
Speaker 1: And we finished it. We had to walk around both
Speaker 1: to couple, just anybody to ca.
Speaker 2: It was any it's anybody thing, but I mean every no,
Speaker 2: there was groups of four and stuff. But yeah, it
Speaker 2: was like anybody. There was a person celebrating the birthday
Speaker 2: there and they were They got real littly because they
Speaker 2: got all the extra drinks, so it was fun.
Speaker 1: The bar would make the drink and then give it
Speaker 1: to the birthday person. So oh god. And after eating
Speaker 1: that little last food. They probably got lit eat.
Speaker 2: I tell you, let me let me he's on the
Speaker 2: pretzel bites come in collection at home. We're home, like
Speaker 2: we can't drive anywhere. We got pretzel bites that would.
Speaker 1: We wanted to.
Speaker 2: I was like, it was like five hours later. All right,
Speaker 2: I could drive now and I was under the limit,
Speaker 2: so it was good to go so safe. Someone might
Speaker 2: listen to.
Speaker 1: A little taco belt, little taco bell, of course that's
Speaker 1: what we had.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, you go to that CANTEENA one right, No,
Speaker 2: well we got whatever one's easier, and it was nine o'clock.
Speaker 2: Can't go to the cantina and one's packed right now,
Speaker 2: declared in people.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, speaking of your Virginia, I realized, So I
Speaker 3: texted you yesterday, do I need to buy liquor from
Speaker 3: any store or I'd go to.
Speaker 1: A certain story because Virginia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was in Virginia, well in Maryland, because I
Speaker 3: was looking for surf sides, which are contained vodka.
Speaker 1: They didn't have those at the at the ABC Target
Speaker 1: Total Wine, right, So.
Speaker 3: Then I went to the Harris Teeter and they had them,
Speaker 3: but they didn't have the champagne that I wanted.
Speaker 1: To get. But because the ABC didn't have the shadle wine, baby,
Speaker 1: it's got it all.
Speaker 3: So total wine is the only thing to get everything
Speaker 3: out in Virginia. I mean your two version of total
Speaker 3: wines in Virginia.
Speaker 1: Right, there's an etal wine in Total Wine and more
Speaker 1: and that's the one that's got the is.
Speaker 2: I've only been in Moores, and Moores have the cigars too.
Speaker 2: That's the That's the other main difference.
Speaker 1: Why is Virginia so difficult with your alcohol? Bro? Maryland's
Speaker 1: so difficult with it's alcohol. What are you talking about.
Speaker 1: You go to a liquor store. No, no, no hard alcohol.
Speaker 2: You go to the liquor store, which is ABC store.
Speaker 2: Anything else you can go to anywhere else. It just
Speaker 2: depends if the store hasn't it has.
Speaker 1: Liquor in it. There's vodka into the malt. No, it's vodka.
Speaker 2: Well they didn't regulate it yet. It's the same thing
Speaker 2: of how when I was twenty one, I'm drinking the
Speaker 2: root beer beer. The checkout lady was like, is this alcohol?
Speaker 2: Why don't I have to idea?
Speaker 1: I was like, it's alcoholic group beer. Don't worry lady,
Speaker 1: it's okay. She was sixty. She didn't know. It's the
Speaker 1: same thing. People don't know and they selling avery. It's good.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that.
Speaker 2: Surf Sides, oh dude, the surface and I had whatever,
Speaker 2: the one they sell it, NAT's Park is good too.
Speaker 2: It's like summerset or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's good. But surf Sideserry Lemonade t one
Speaker 1: is still dangerous. They gets you dangerous. I had a
Speaker 1: bunch yesterday and I was fine.
Speaker 2: You know, you know, I feel like you could drink
Speaker 2: a lot you don't feel it. And then if you
Speaker 2: drink four I think they come in four packs or
Speaker 2: six packs or something like these packs. Yeah, and then
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, why did I do that? I'm hydrated,
Speaker 2: but I'm also a drunk. Okay, well, well now I
Speaker 2: meet me for lunch next time you come down. You know,
Speaker 2: because here's the thing. I was on a walk yesterday
Speaker 2: and I saw your car and then you left.
Speaker 1: It was okay. I was like, oh, hey, okay, bye
Speaker 1: wall You were walking, yeah, walking. Oh so when I
Speaker 1: when you called me, you were walking. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I went back on a four mile run by myself
Speaker 2: and I walked all the way from my house to
Speaker 2: Gravelly Point. You made it to the made I found
Speaker 2: out where we turned around. If we'd gone ten minutes,
Speaker 2: it would have been an easier walk to get lunch.
Speaker 2: It had been fifty or fifty thirty more minutes would
Speaker 2: been gravelly point.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well look at that. Look at you. Did
Speaker 1: Teddy go with you? No, it's too far, it's too far.
Speaker 2: Plus Teddy is a dog that gets very distracted by smells.
Speaker 2: So say, if that was an hour walk, that'd be
Speaker 2: a two hour walk if Teddy was like, I love Teddy,
Speaker 2: but like, if I want to walk, I'm walking.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get a carry case for that
Speaker 1: little point.
Speaker 2: No, we walked at one point when we first got Teddy,
Speaker 2: we thought we were going to get the carrying case.
Speaker 1: We definitely weren't set up.
Speaker 2: We were not getting a stroller, but like the little
Speaker 2: like Jorn backpack day. Yeah, but I think Teddy's too
Speaker 2: heavy for them, Like it'll be back, you'll get back pain.
Speaker 2: He's eight seventeen pounds, he's.
Speaker 1: Late, he's still like he's like that, he's not that heavy.
Speaker 1: You know, he light work like you are. He is,
Speaker 1: he is, but you know what isn't light work? Kevin?
Speaker 1: Or you're not kidding. Wow, I'm sorry. Sorry, Kevin, Kevin,
Speaker 1: you love Kevin. It's fun. I get it fun and
Speaker 1: so I brought you guys together.
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Speaker 1: That actually looked good. He did good?
Speaker 2: That was.
Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 2: on the Claire Barton Parker. It's Lowe's Island and go
Speaker 2: that way. Yeah, we shared us.
Speaker 1: Been to Riley's Lock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we shared a smile. I was riding up the
Speaker 2: lock twenty five. I asked if you were familiar with
Speaker 2: the historic Seneca quar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's far north.
Speaker 2: Maybe we can meet up for coffee downtown sometime. You
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Speaker 1: I'm expired? We can read? All right, next our next one,
Speaker 1: let's go. I know that one. I want to read
Speaker 1: that one. Hungry for chocolate cakes, cakes.
Speaker 2: I'm a good looking mask and white guy looking for
Speaker 2: the masking black man with them thick cakes that love
Speaker 2: to be eaten cakes, cakes, cakes, and they want to
Speaker 2: lick the icing off.
Speaker 1: He looked the icing off? All right? Where did that
Speaker 1: one go?
Speaker 3: Wonderland Wonderland last Saturday. Up right there, Wonderland Ballroom. If
Speaker 3: you were a Wonderland Ballroom last Saturday night, five seventeen
Speaker 3: and saw two people making out on the dance floor
Speaker 3: around midnight?
Speaker 1: Did they both did?
Speaker 4: They?
Speaker 1: Did?
Speaker 4: They?
Speaker 1: Did? They both look really happy? Question? Is that?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: You want a review of your kissing? Hey? How did
Speaker 1: my partner and I make out? Did it turn you on?
Speaker 1: Because it turned offs on? Turned on? Hey we had
Speaker 1: sex that night? Sex that night.
Speaker 2: Let's go with dude rolling around for that one dude
Speaker 2: in Columbia Heights. Hey, I'm sorry I didn't get your number.
Speaker 2: It was really nice to meeting the other day. We
Speaker 2: met at bunker.
Speaker 1: What did you know? I'm doing that thing where I'm
Speaker 1: rolling around again. It should be great ecstasy to see
Speaker 1: you again. Hit me up. Wait rolling around like? Are
Speaker 1: they rolling on?
Speaker 4: Like like.
Speaker 1: We're talking about marijuana. No ecstasy would be they're rolling
Speaker 1: on e bro, not marijuana. I've never done that, so
Speaker 1: it's fine to look at you. Personal trainer needed Rockville.
Speaker 1: Let's go there here. Yeah, okay. Hiring a personal trainer
Speaker 1: for in condo building workouts rate cash play must be
Speaker 1: local to the rock Fell bethes the area. That was
Speaker 1: pretty lame. Never mind, that's a should be looking for jobs.
Speaker 1: That was bad. All right, Sorry, let's go with you
Speaker 1: gotta do that one. Which one is the teacher? I
Speaker 1: think we've done this. I miss my teacher's pet male
Speaker 1: for female to come up park.
Speaker 2: We met on here. I lost your contact. Infell, my
Speaker 2: origin land was teacher's pet, which I believe we've read before.
Speaker 2: This was years ago on the old Craigslist. If you
Speaker 2: remember me, hit me up. You enjoyed various role playing
Speaker 2: teacher students, stepfather, step daughter, d D LG d D
Speaker 2: you were a D double D.
Speaker 1: You were eighteen or nineteen at time, so you should
Speaker 1: be in your mid twenties. Now, just be clear.
Speaker 2: I'm a man in the I'm trying to reconnect with
Speaker 2: this female. I'm just out of long term relationship, looking
Speaker 2: out fun again.
Speaker 1: I hope to find you. Here's my phone number.
Speaker 2: Text me.
Speaker 1: You need to look up D D LG. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: do you think that meansans? D L G? Oh?
Speaker 2: Here go is daddy dom little girl? Okay, a little
Speaker 2: BioShock relationship there. If you've played that game, you got
Speaker 2: Big Daddy as a villain and it was like, what
Speaker 2: the hell hold on by shot villains? Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, come on, that's not what I want. I
Speaker 1: don't need the names. I need the category. Damn it.
Speaker 1: Big Daddy.
Speaker 2: You remember Big Daddy the BioShock No Big Daddy from
Speaker 2: the movie, the Adam Sandler movie.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you know. And Little Sisters it was
Speaker 1: that was the thing in the game. Okay, and Eric,
Speaker 1: you get to pick our last one.
Speaker 3: Fine outdoor weather, Old Branch, Allentown Road, Allentown, Love the outdoors.
Speaker 1: Who is out and about and joined the weather? Today?
Speaker 3: Great day to be outside and drive around, et cetera.
Speaker 3: Anyone around Temple Hills, Clinton Camp Springs parked?
Speaker 1: Oh they're parked. They're looking for someone to come party
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 4: A question than I have Creek Park, Yes, sir, A
Speaker 4: lot of people hooking up in that park. You think
Speaker 4: maybe Yeah, I'm gonna say at least yeah. There used
Speaker 4: to be so uh, I said, I drove by it
Speaker 4: the other day. There used to be this little hut
Speaker 4: one George Racey. If you ever went to George Mason
Speaker 4: and he went on campus, I'm gonna look the little cabin.
Speaker 1: Let's see if that pops up. Let's see there used
Speaker 1: to be a little lake house. That's not it lake
Speaker 1: Where is it?
Speaker 2: Where is it?
Speaker 1: Show me, give me the good image of your actual house,
Speaker 1: a little little tiny house. Uh, of course, it's not
Speaker 1: gonna tire lake house.
Speaker 2: It's not going to show up. Oh here, it is
Speaker 2: all right perfect. Uh that there's this little tiny house
Speaker 2: on this lake on George Mason. That that's where people
Speaker 2: would hook up.
Speaker 1: Late at night. You go in there, you hook up,
Speaker 1: and someone go that way, someone go that way? Yeah,
Speaker 1: no way. Also also was uh where people got murdered
Speaker 1: house potentially, we're not sure that was my have been
Speaker 1: a myth and urban myth, Oh my god, urban legend,
Speaker 1: urban legend. That's where Jason Vord he sleeps at. I
Speaker 1: just feel like there's a lot of hookup spots that
Speaker 1: we don't realize these are hookup spots. We're just sitting
Speaker 1: and standing in those spots.
Speaker 3: I mean sometimes I realize that people got it all
Speaker 3: on these spot in the way, you never know what
Speaker 3: you're in the way.
Speaker 1: We could be included if you want to, if you
Speaker 1: want to have to. Anyway, that does it for this
Speaker 1: week's Let's get weird next week? Oh get ready because
Speaker 1: I'll be previewing my best man speech. Now.
Speaker 2: Will my brother listened to the podcast before the episode
Speaker 2: before he gets married?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We'll figure it out. So you know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: I'll read the speech to you, Eric, and we'll just
Speaker 3: have your reactions to this. If I start, if you
Speaker 3: made me start crying, Hoodie'm gonna punch you, okay.
Speaker 2: And so we'll have Gongham style just playing off in
Speaker 2: the background flow, and then it'll be you say, oh ah,
Speaker 2: that's good.
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 2: It'll be my last little litmus test. You can follow
Speaker 2: Eric at mister Eric V. That's m R E R
Speaker 2: I c k V.
Speaker 1: You can follow me at Andrew Hoodie, that's with why
Speaker 1: Why Why you always remember it's okay to be weird
Speaker 1: and sexy. It got weird, didn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah,