Speaker 1: All start to presents. Off the bench with Jacob Hester
and T Bob Abert. Off the bench with Jacob Hester
and Bob Abert. The now here's Jacob Hester and T
Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Oh man, uh, what a nice what a nice time
getting to see my guy Eddie again. Been been knowing
Eddie in the family for a few years now, knowing
a former. Is that what people say?
Speaker 3: I guess? I mean, I guess people say I have.
Speaker 2: I guess just a little more. You know, I'm just
a god boy with a guitar.
Speaker 3: I felt like, you know what I said, you know
the other day, and I was like, is that right?
Like I know that we say it, but is it
a thing that we I mean, how come?
Speaker 2: How come?
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just why right? Yeah? Yeah that's the case.
Speaker 3: What is it? What is it lengthened to?
Speaker 2: I think, like, how come that's the case? Why? How
come it's that way? I don't know.
Speaker 4: This way?
Speaker 2: How did it come to be?
Speaker 3: How did it come to be?
Speaker 2: How did it come to be? How did yeah come
too much? Starting to set with people? So anyway though,
real quick, Eddie, former dreams come true? Kid? Yeah, and
and and and So Dreams Come True is make a
wish for Louisiana families, So families who are dealing with
the toughest of circumstances, you know, extreme diagnoses, and Dreams
Come True does an incredible job, y'all of of of
being with these families and and whatever the dream is
making it happen. And I can't remember the exact number
I want to say that dreams are funded. I think
it might be around three thousand dollars a dream. And
we always very generous offers during the auctions and everything else,
but anything you can give helps, if it's ten bucks,
twenty bucks, anything, it does a mass. Like if everybody
listening right now gave ten dollars, that would be multiple
dreams funded right there for these kids and these families.
And I think we have our radiothon going on right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Radiothon's going on right now.
Speaker 5: And we just reached fifteen hundred dollars in donations, which
is great because then our purple sponsors kick in and
they each match the thousand dollars donation.
Speaker 2: So we need to nat that number up.
Speaker 5: We need to get it to two thousand for sure,
but get it up more than two thousand. But once
we hit two thousand dollars, a gold sponsors kick in
and they each match the two thousand dollars donation.
Speaker 2: What about this? Where do they go to put into
that pot?
Speaker 4: You can go to one of four five and it's
an overall.
Speaker 3: So like once you reaches certain amount, then each sponsor
co se what no, I know what.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, like, but like because if they go to
DCT of l A and give, does that give it
count towards it?
Speaker 5: I would say, go to one oh four five ESPN
dot com. There's a flipper on there and you can
donate at the flipper or like any of our stations
if you can go to like equal ninety eight point
one hundred points, you can go to any of them,
donate there and then that'll count towards like the matching
and stuff.
Speaker 4: So if we can get it up to two thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So like I mean again, giving anywhere is good,
but if you give through the one oh four to
five flip.
Speaker 3: Right now, we'll get we'll get it matched.
Speaker 2: Yes, it'll it'll it's it's it's doubling or tripling your giving.
Speaker 4: And you're registered to win the autographed.
Speaker 2: Yes, Jersey and twenty and you're in the drawing.
Speaker 5: Yeah from Justin Jefferson. But shout out to our purple
sponsors because they match one thousand dollars donation Lewis Mechanical,
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get us to two thousand, super Baton, Rouge Service, Chevrolet,
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thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Shot out to all right, can we get am can
we put a link under the chat?
Speaker 3: Right that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys, everybody go give twenty five bucks.
Speaker 4: This is great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's twenty five bucks.
Speaker 3: At least thinking about all the other dumb things you've spent.
Speaker 2: Twenty five dollars. Yes, especially in this economy. Yeah, I mean,
which a bowl of puff? Like it's crazy, Like you could.
Speaker 3: It's just a way you have to start getting on
his lawn and start. Let's do Let's do this.
Speaker 2: Let's see. I don't know we have a live tracker,
but I want to. I want to believe that we
could hit two thousand dollars by the end of this hour.
Speaker 4: Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Can we see where we are right now? I mean,
I guess that would be a lot tracker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me see twenty five dollars as Michael Well,
I mean maybe get like a drink with it, right.
Speaker 4: I mean meals are like twenty five bucks now.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I agree, it's insane. It's insane. So I'm
gonna drink champagne and just around all my woes. One
day day it's.
Speaker 5: Gonna yeah, we're gonna break a light or I'm always
scared it's gonna hit me.
Speaker 2: Nah, I don't really have any reason for saying I
wouldn't worry about trust me, I wouldn't worry about it.
Speaker 3: Just trust me, just trusting. Hey, look, I brought some
We talked about it last night train and I was like,
I guess we could make mimosas pineap just to say
vitamin and it did not come out vitamin.
Speaker 4: You said it like a British person. Vitamin.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 2: By the way, shadowed to guzz Lord the Guzzler, who,
immediately upon hearing Eddie's favorite Pokemon got in uh got
it in there somehow made an account named Guzzlord the Guzzler.
Speaker 3: That's some real old school the huddle energy, like really getting.
Speaker 6: It done.
Speaker 4: The guzz Lord or it's guzz.
Speaker 2: Lord, Yeah, guzz lord.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I thought he said he looks like a lord.
Speaker 2: Uh. Actually, Taylor, is that mel Kuiper's nickname talking about
he has.
Speaker 6: To be getting paid for this. He has to be
getting paid for this. Rivers Yell didn't have audio of
the of the TV right at Don Juan, You like
he should. He should have to issue a public apology
for everyone that had to watch mel Kuiper cry every
single time Sudor Sanders was not taken, Like I do
have to wonder, like is he on Sanders' agent team
and losing money over there?
Speaker 3: I did see tweet it's like I made it home
and then I didn't like once I made it home
from Don Juan, I didn't turn the draft back on
because I mean we were we was close to it over.
But I did see all the tweets about it. Sounded
like there was a lot of a lot of sadness.
Speaker 6: You know how when he gets excited, because like mel
talks in increments like he'll he'll he'll Paul halfway through
the thing, be like here's Sanders, here's the guy.
Speaker 4: He'll like him.
Speaker 6: He could hear these teams just aren't picking him. Why
aren't they picking him? This is a guy you know,
he could he could, he could be your future, your
franchise for ten years. No, he's taking it. I'm like, no,
calm down. But it's the kid chiefs. They have Patrick
Mahomes relaxed. They needed a leftome.
Speaker 2: I think you should dure address the room. I find
audio this. It should be easy to find on Twitter,
but I'm pretty sure should your address the room? Last night?
He said, like we all know this well.
Speaker 3: I mean I didn't see them. I saw the.
Speaker 6: Cloes that right there. To report out the other day,
the Tom Pelisara report that came out the other day,
the anonymous NFL head coach said he was entitled in
our interview. He was one of the worst player interviews
we had. And people are like, is this credible or
not credible? Seeing stuff like that is still one.
Speaker 2: Man's opinion, but I think that is an opinion shared
by more than one. Maybe not even a majority, but enough.
Speaker 3: Imagine getting your jersey retired and then not I think
the teeth.
Speaker 6: Okay, me and T Bob have have different opinions of
Sanders and that's what I just my my thing is,
like so many people last night or when when the
Jersey retirement think was getting criticized, everyone said, well, you're
just out to get Shador because of his name. I
think it's the opposite. Like like Deon Sanders made my
point the other day he said, if anybody else's Jersey
was getting retired and his name wasn't Sanders, we wouldn't
be talking about it. Yeah, because of his name wasn't Sanders,
Jersey probably wouldn't.
Speaker 7: Be getting wasn't Sanders, melt Kiper wouldn't be freaking out
that he wasn't drafted like I think gets special treatment.
Speaker 6: And that's fine. Dean was a great player, I get it,
that's human nature. But to act like when his last
name is Sanders so people are holding it against him,
I think that's.
Speaker 3: I think he's offered a lot more by because of
his last.
Speaker 2: What if Shooter ends up being awesome? No, no, I
know I'm not saying that we're wishing on his downfall.
What I'm saying though.
Speaker 3: I'm just wishing for him.
Speaker 2: If you think they're little, if you think they're a
little insufferable, now yeah insufferable. Now let him slide and
then end up being good.
Speaker 3: And you want.
Speaker 2: To talk about pouring uh, just super accelerant on a
flame and be like poorting rocket field.
Speaker 3: You know what. I hope that that happens. I don't
think we talked about well, it's funny. We were talking
about all of Jimmyatt's bets last night and I can't
what was his Tyler Warren bet?
Speaker 4: What was it you?
Speaker 3: Tyler? I was like, oh, we don't hope for that,
like I'm not this man's life, and Jimmy's like, calm
down down.
Speaker 2: He didn't no, no, no, he didn't say calm down.
He gave He gave the most derisive laugh, like look
at you, you sweet summer child.
Speaker 3: I don't want any I don't anything want anything bad
for any of these. It's like I hope that shoudor
does well. It has nothing to do with that, and
like good for him. If that happens, great they should
they should dance all around on us.
Speaker 2: Yea. The thing is is, like we all know this
shouldn't have happened to me.
Speaker 5: You should live like in a little bit of a reality,
you know what I mean? Like yes, your should or Sanders, yes,
your dad's Dione Sanders, whatever. But I mean if you weren't,
you probably would be in the exact same position that
you're in now. So maybe you're just getting the same
treatment if you weren't should or sand Right.
Speaker 4: Well, all I know, like it just is what it is.
Speaker 3: If I the next time something happens to me, if
you don't think that, I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: Well, we.
Speaker 3: Have happened to me, that everything something. Every time something
happens to like, well, we all know this shouldn't have happened, right.
Speaker 6: The thing that bothers me, like the national media propped
him up again because of his name. NFL front offices
are not drafting him because he is or is not
Deon Sanders's kid. This is their job. They're going to
draft him whether or not he's the best fit at I.
Speaker 2: Don't think it's completely fair to say that the media
propped up because of his name, because like there were
times in the process at the beginning where he was
highly rated. He was the giants QB one, I get it.
So it's it's it's a thing where he just he
was not a winner in the pre draft process. He
didn't do well in the interview portion, and yeah he
did not he did not well, I mean physical skill set,
I guess was never going to be a thing. The
thing is, you canna understand though, he's going up against
a bunch of other guys who I'm sure when they
enter these rooms or just you know, expressing like sincerity
and gratitude and all do whatever it takes, and that's
just kind of not his attitude already carries himself. So
if you're choosing guys who are gonna be equal and
a lot of people's minds, that's going to knock you.
Speaker 3: Who was hasn't you all that video that's isn't it
to you? In Milandra of the of the kid who
like literally was standing kind of at the front of
who is that they was standing at the front watch
he was the thirtieth pick or he was the final
pick in the first round.
Speaker 6: Who was Oh Josh Summons?
Speaker 3: Okay, so he is so he's upfront, and every time
someone gets called he's up front, he is like he
is dabbing him up. He's but he is so genuinely
like happy just to be there and so proud of
these people who are getting called. Like that's the energy.
Speaker 4: And you got like we all know this shouldn't have
happened to me.
Speaker 3: We don't know. This should have happened to me.
Speaker 6: I agree should Door's name should not have gotten brought up.
He was not ever going to get picked that high.
We talked about it a month ago to Bob and
we were like, he's going to be there twenty one
when the Steelers picked, they don't have to trade up.
He was always going to be there. He did get
full in the last two days. I fell four months ago.
They just wouldn't accept that.
Speaker 2: I think it's been a fall throughout the process. But
I also do want to fight a little bit against
the notion that, from a pure played perspective, that he
wasn't a potential first round because I think he was.
I think he just didn't help himself.
Speaker 6: The problem, like he wasn't getting passed for other quarterbacks.
The front offices clearly didn't like the QBS that much.
Yet two quarterbacks go in the first round, one of
them went a twenty five. It's not like he was
getting It's not like teams were passing him. They weren't
taking quarterbacks right.
Speaker 5: It kills me is the tweets implying like, oh, we
all know why the Giants didn't take Shad or standers.
We all know why Shoudoor Sanders isn't in the first
round or whatever. And it's like the because they the
Giants picked Jackson Dart over Shador and they're just trying
to imply like racial stuff.
Speaker 2: The number one.
Speaker 4: But I'm also like, why are we.
Speaker 5: Acting like the Giants front office knows what it's doing.
Speaker 4: I don't know, we're giving them too much credit for what.
Speaker 5: And also Jameis Winston is one of their quarterbacks. WI yeah,
forgot about the Wis.
Speaker 2: They actually have a perfectly racially even actually yeah, a
black guy, white guy and a black and white guys
perfectly got exactly apolitic yot that a strawberries got.
Speaker 6: Italian flair also would tell me, Divita.
Speaker 2: Di Vito's not long for that room.
Speaker 6: I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're right. The Italians also been discribed. If
you want to, okay, before you go to break, let's
list should.
Speaker 8: We all didn't expect this, of course, but I feel
like with God, anything possible, everything possible. I don't feel
like this happened, you know, for no reason. This is
of course, feel to the fire. Yeah, and uner no circumstance.
We all know this going to happen, but we understand
we own the bigger and better things.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow's the day we're gonna be happy to regardless. That's there,
all right, So I don't have the full context of
the quote. Still before.
Speaker 6: We understood, Yeah, you would have cut that thirty seconds short,
there wouldn't have been an issue.
Speaker 2: I agree.
Speaker 4: I know you said we all know.
Speaker 6: I don't know that Mel knows apparently.
Speaker 2: I mean, I cannot wait until pictures come out of
Mel in the Sanders room that night and like.
Speaker 3: Speaking of his quarterbacks. One of my favorite tweets from
last night because it was because I had All Miss,
you know, but the SEC network put out this way.
I mean, it's like just to like this much research,
like so much SEC Network. I know you've got people
on staff. They the last time the Giants drafted a
QB from All Miss and it's and it's Eli Manning
holding the Super Bowl trivia the Giants draft.
Speaker 4: Yeah he does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it.
Speaker 6: Was picked walped right after.
Speaker 3: Yes, what I mean, you're sports right?
Speaker 2: God, I am getting ratioed for my Jail mill Roe
tweet twet the Saint Jail Miro forty. It's a home
run draft to the same which is awfully worded.
Speaker 6: It's for the same the Falcons.
Speaker 2: I have a I have eighty comments to only thirty retweets. Well, yeah, yeah,
you know what though, it's hard being this smart.
Speaker 3: That's I always say his name wrong. You're saying it earlier,
and I was like, I gotta say it right, love
of Lobula, I hate saying that. So they he and
Milroe went to the same high school. So if they
both get you know, draft, well if like, if they're
both drafted, I can't remember what it was.
Speaker 2: Where this.
Speaker 3: Going a point I should have made yesterday on the stream.
But he had gotten drafted in the first round, they
would have been like two. I think they would have
been one.
Speaker 2: Of three couples like Kershaw.
Speaker 3: Is not connecting, you know what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 5: High school teammates that would be first round, two different different.
Speaker 2: Different name one player later.
Speaker 5: Rivers does this all the time where she's trying to
say something and she's like, help me out here, and
I'm I need a little more all I've ever known,
of all the.
Speaker 3: People I have ever known, And it's gotten worse with
age because it's in my head. I know, I know it.
I just can't put words to it. Alandra nails it.
It's like we're playing and I can barely do any
movement in Alandra's like you know, she calls it. It's incredible.
Speaker 4: My grandma is the same way me and your grandma.
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Speaker 1: Welcome in to the best morning sports this show around
Off the Bench with Esther and T Bob.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get a RedBull.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. Even though they were like they were
like four they were like four CS songs that I
thought were Rihanna for years and I just figured out
they weren't.
Speaker 3: You know that her it's Rihanna. She I mean, she
has said that she does.
Speaker 4: Rihanna.
Speaker 6: I like Rihanna. I'm going Rihanna.
Speaker 3: But it's just one of those things we have all
taken it upon ourselves to change.
Speaker 2: It feels kind of both play that new Rihanna.
Speaker 3: That's well, yes, Rihannon.
Speaker 2: Girl with the guitar, girl with the guitar.
Speaker 4: Dude, I'm a huge re refan.
Speaker 5: I'm really upset that we're probably never gonna get another
album from her ever again.
Speaker 3: She said she's working on it, but she was just
She's like, I got these kids now, I'm just want
It's been so long, she said, it's been so long
that she's not just gonna like willing Lilly release literally the.
Speaker 2: Last album she released, she would be she would be
doing it purely out of native.
Speaker 3: Read she's that rocky or like my favorite I just
I love him. I love They're very fashionable cool.
Speaker 5: Because like, okay, loves her, I mean, you know Arianna
her last.
Speaker 2: I don't think I can change. I try, I don't know,
because then it's gonna get annoyed because every time they
say Rihanna to like someone in casual conversation, but Rihanna.
Speaker 3: Well, it's kind of like the socany. So people say seccony,
but it's socony.
Speaker 4: What's socken?
Speaker 2: What are we talking about?
Speaker 3: You know, the shoes, the brand, the running shoe brand,
People say secony.
Speaker 4: I've never heard of this.
Speaker 3: I bet if you saw it written out us. But
it's sockening. But but when you look at it, it's
so we were talking about this. Reading words and saying
words is hard. I have problems with it all the time.
But it's said differently than what people say. Anyways, it's
like that socery. Yeah, can promise. Compromise can promise is
a good one. I don't think I told you the story.
So a lot of are not. We're talking about how
I read words and then I say in a certain
way in my brain and when they come out loud,
I'm like, that's not how So for a long time
I couldn't remember whether it was compromise or can promise.
Whenever I was going to say it out loud and
so often I would go camp promise.
Speaker 2: Uh, Rivers? What is since you were spot on about
the Jags trade yesterday, I was not.
Speaker 3: I saw it on the internet. That was just funny
because like, yeah, I guess that's true.
Speaker 2: What do you What are you hearing about today? What
is Ross? Since Ross was dead right on Calvin Banks?
What is Ross saying at forty? Since everybody hates my
Milroe takes?
Speaker 3: He hasn't talked about that yet.
Speaker 4: What we didn't ask you?
Speaker 2: How about forty?
Speaker 4: About Milroe got it his?
Speaker 3: Oh wait here, let me see. Let me tell you
in real time. Ross is just we're editing it currently.
Five second round prospects to watch, okay, uh Ole Miss
cornerback Trey.
Speaker 2: Amos, Okay, yeah, good player.
Speaker 3: Let's see South Carolina safety.
Speaker 6: Nick amn Warr is a phenomenal player.
Speaker 3: Okay? Uh Boston College edge Donovan.
Speaker 6: Something with an EU aku.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seems right, she was right, nailed nailed it.
Speaker 3: Iowa state wide receiver Jaydon Higgins and then Louisville quarterback
Tyler Shuck shuck shuck.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, is that not insane? That's part of the
reason why I don't like him. I guess why I
forget that, like I forget how deep in the weeds
we are, hate that and that I can't always remember
what's not common knowledge. But if you just listen to
this show and you've heard Tyler shuck, you would never
guess his name is spelled s h O U g.
Speaker 3: H SHO show. I would show our show, yeah, and.
Speaker 6: Rolf I would think shuff.
Speaker 2: Okay. I never thought about rus good call yeah, but
still a hard constant k sound out of a gh.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Imagine him having like growing up and every first day
of school when they're like calling roll him had to
be like, it's actually shocked.
Speaker 5: And they're like, uh what, I can't imagine that, are
you hey?
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, you have attention, you're trying to You're oh,
we got the class clown here, okay, Tyler.
Speaker 3: My first name is Ashley. And every single first day
of school it was like, actually, I have to be
like Rivers and they're like and I'm like, I promise that.
Then I'm like, God, every fourth grader, for sure they
did it, y'all.
Speaker 5: My name is a Landra Villa, real my entire life
is here. When they're saying Alejandra, that's true, that's true,
it's a laundra.
Speaker 4: And then they're like Villa, I'm like Villa real, or
even if they just pause before they get to my name,
I know it's me.
Speaker 3: I'm like here in college, I mean, obviously I wasn't
correcting people because it was like, I don't need you
to get to know me as an instructor. But like
in high school, like younger grades, you know, people needed
to know my name was Rivers.
Speaker 2: I refused, uh in Georgia to ever not pronounce my
last name correctly. So I too ran into the thing
of doing like Aber spelled like Hebert, like like every
every single time a S felt like Hebert h B.
The other thing is, now, this is kind of funny phonetically,
when you're spelling my last name. It becomes very hard
on the phone because the letters all sound the same
h E B.
Speaker 3: E B E. I can remember.
Speaker 2: He is an echo, bravo, he is an echo. And
then like, if you have to like spell on my
Gmail like t B, Yeah, it's too many, too many.
I'm not hyping him up.
Speaker 3: What's your first name? Taylor's middle name.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's a funny one. We heard that, Gideon.
Speaker 6: It's Malone, very close with the Gideon. It's Malone. It's
not a true I mean it's it's a family name.
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 3: Not Gideon at.
Speaker 6: All because my brother's the middle I'm just kidding, what's yours, Alandra?
Speaker 4: I don't have a middle name.
Speaker 3: Literally, he's got two.
Speaker 4: Days, which is surprising for.
Speaker 2: What to call you?
Speaker 6: Gideon from his name?
Speaker 3: I cannot Why did you either say that?
Speaker 4: Was that like a bit?
Speaker 3: Or you really?
Speaker 6: Only did he say it it was so? And the
conference looked him in the eye.
Speaker 2: I was like, Gideon, Gideon, you don't know that. It's giddy.
Speaker 6: It's it's it is its.
Speaker 2: Own little posting.
Speaker 6: You are our little post it's my dad's middle name.
It's uh, I'm younger.
Speaker 2: What if premll Hell? Yeah, what if Taylor showed up
with always tired tattoo? Underside?
Speaker 3: I felt like doing that.
Speaker 6: The list of things I would do before that is
very very long.
Speaker 2: What if? Yeah? That makes sense? Whatever?
Speaker 3: So that I really thought it was a bit. I
wanted to start doing this that I'm gonna run it
by you guys. See how you think it will like
play anytime someone says the city, I'm gonna be like, ah,
the Windy City.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't I don't understand it
makes sense.
Speaker 3: It's just a bit. It's like.
Speaker 2: It has to make a little bit of sense.
Speaker 3: I'm so hungry I want to eat Taylor.
Speaker 2: That only made sense because of the context on the internet. Now,
okay are you doing so you're doing like on the internet.
You're doing like a Ron Burgundy thing like like ah, yes,
you know, like San Diego, you know, leaves an old
wooden similar like okay, yeah, okay, okay, it's like the
big Apple Hell yeah, yeah, okay that makes also.
Speaker 3: Wow, you're shutting one bit idea down. You've got so
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Speaker 4: Oh wait, oh this isn't clean.
Speaker 3: Oh, because gets a little spicy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to put a clean version on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can find that.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start asking this question, so we're gonna have
the guys answer first. I have a very important question
I saw on the internet. Yes, with really no follow
up to like what the answers say about the person,
But it says you can tell everything about a man
by which of these three things he would rather be? Gosh,
you just gonna ask, But he didn't tell me what
each means. So I think we just have to come
up with our own answers here. Would you rather be
a samurai, a cowboy, or a pirate?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Also cowboy? Oh I thought you were gonna a samurai, right?
Speaker 2: I would have been choice to me. That's the thing.
It's a little too uptight, like the true discipline.
Speaker 3: That's not I was that shot the Cowboy.
Speaker 2: Where it's like, yeah, because cowboys are living free, pirate awful,
living free.
Speaker 6: You're on the water a lot. This is not one
of my favorite because I also thought Bob was going
to go Samurai. And I'm scared because we have the
same answer. For me, it's easily.
Speaker 3: Cowboy says about them alone. First of all, to analyze here.
Speaker 6: It's obviously like like peak masculinity, athletic ability.
Speaker 2: That's probably like great hats like very well and down,
just men that everybody wants to be or be with retailer,
that's not what I Yeah, that's we saw a good
looking cowboy.
Speaker 3: Don we did a large smellow.
Speaker 2: Jackie is bigger? Mean, look at him, sure, dude, a
little taller boots on, so like extra tall he was.
Speaker 4: He was bigger than t Bob.
Speaker 3: He played in the NFL for a little while.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think his name was well I did for three weeks.
Speaker 6: What is it? That was like, she didn't you didn't.
Speaker 3: Know he did? Didn't tell That's what I'm saying. They
didn't tell me what it says that analyzed.
Speaker 5: As soon as you said as soon as you said pirate,
I'm like, whoever picks pirate first of all, scammer.
Speaker 2: Red flag. You're a big red flag, huge red flag.
Speaker 4: If you're taking pirate, yeah, criminal, you are not a
good person.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, so you're probably like I can I imagine
pirates being very charismatic and the toxic boyfriend that you.
Speaker 2: Had, but already going the thing is like either.
Speaker 3: Of you give me you don't give me toxic boyfriend vibes.
So I think that that tracks, but.
Speaker 4: Pirate just gives me like dirty, Like you're just if
you like.
Speaker 3: Pirates, are you able to recognize that about yourself?
Speaker 2: So I think this on I think you ever, I
think pirates, you, I think pirates. Here's the deal though,
because we can approach.
Speaker 6: That, you would be narcissist, right yeah, I would think.
Speaker 2: We can approach this very historically realistic and that's one answer.
And then maybe like, but even in the romantic silence
versions cowboys, what's the.
Speaker 3: Difference in privateers and pirates? Because zachsad, are we talking.
Speaker 2: Tears are basically just pirates that are government endorsed. Okay,
Queen Elizabeth was big on this, Sir Francis Drake just
a pirate.
Speaker 3: Military. So basically just like.
Speaker 6: The guys and the Caribbean.
Speaker 2: Well no, no, no, no, no, they're not actually military or they're
independent contractors. More like they've just been given uh, the
governmental they've been.
Speaker 6: Given government government militia for the pirates.
Speaker 2: They can know like they could it. It was okay,
so Spain in England competing over the oceans, and basically
this was weaponizing the pirates that already existed, like, oh hey,
check it out. We're not going to kill you, and
in fact, we're going to endorse you, but don't attack
our ships. Go rate Spain's and bring us back the money.
Speaker 4: I mean kind of smart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very smart. That's why Queen Elizabeth led the Golden
Age of England.
Speaker 3: So that's what pirates are.
Speaker 2: Queen Elizabeth, the original Queen player.
Speaker 3: So we talked about pirates. So then what do you
think samurai is, let's go backwards.
Speaker 2: Is a little more just like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, like a very structured display.
Speaker 4: Type a maybe like a banker or something.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's a little more parradical, like an accountant.
Speaker 3: Like a boring a boring.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not like private every kind of thing, but like
not Wall Street kind of thing, but like a banker like.
Speaker 3: Wall Street guys more of a pirate like guys.
Speaker 5: Probably a Wall Street is probably a pirate, Absolutely a pirate.
Speaker 3: Okay, belfort, Okay, what are cowboys?
Speaker 2: Hey man? We have a good time.
Speaker 5: Somewhere here the one guy that you like to go
out with somewhere between, you'll go out.
Speaker 4: You'll have a good time. He's a hard worker, like hungover.
Speaker 3: He's definitely a cowboy exactly. Okay, figured I think we
figured it out.
Speaker 2: Job.
Speaker 4: Guys, eat beans, hell yeah, drink black coffee.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah.
Speaker 3: I like beans, and I loved a like Yeah, cowboys.
Speaker 5: I can see cowboys, cowboy killer, skate, cigarettes, love, insiminating cows,
you know all the things.
Speaker 3: Okay, good job guys. I think we need it.
Speaker 2: I think we figured it out.
Speaker 4: There's one thing I know. It's vibes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cowboys or vibes.
Speaker 2: I mean, can you imagine the feeling of we're.
Speaker 4: Going to walk?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Uh got a bunch of like it's got like a
champagne glass.
Speaker 2: And drinking shirt. Yeah, every man needs a Tommy Muhamma
drinking shirt in their closets.
Speaker 3: He probably have lots of drinking shirts.
Speaker 2: I do, I do?
Speaker 3: That is I just realized this the other day. I mean,
I've seen the picture a million times. But so Jake's
been coming on you know, phone, and Taylor keeps pulling
weird random photos of Jake to use, and which is
funny to me because he has an actual headshot on
our website. Can't you can save it though not on here.
Oh if you go to Louisian Sports Suton net you could.
Speaker 6: I think five can't do.
Speaker 3: It, but okay, anyways, he has a lot. But so
I was pulling it up to show Ho'landra's like they
have all these headshots, but you're right next to Jake's
headshot and t bop and I've seen the picture of
a million times. He's in his he's like root shirts
or whatever. I knew that it was unbuttoned, but I
didn't realize how unbuttoned. Yes, it is all down to
blow star.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I told this. My ideal unbuttoning is to write
below start.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's right below sturn.
Speaker 5: If I was a.
Speaker 2: Woman with big boobs, then things would be jing jangling
all around twenty four. You would you there, I'd have
so much cleavage on display it'd be absurd. I mean
thirst trapping, like like I don't know, like I was
catching people in the desert.
Speaker 4: But this is the thing like.
Speaker 2: An oasis, like an oasist.
Speaker 5: Marie, you do that all the time, then it means
like nothing. If it's just out all the time. So
then whenever you have about people are like, oh dang,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Look, I don't hate the theory. That's the thirsty man
theory right where like drink of water tastes so much
better because of how thirsty you got. But I just
love having my shirt on button fair.
Speaker 6: I like you around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like those ones with big boobs, I'd love
showing that up.
Speaker 4: But if you're thirst trapping all the time, you're drowning people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I would do.
Speaker 6: I've I've came up with a whole system that I
wanted to to work shop.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I explained to a laundra that every days, every eight
days the thirst trap or says.
Speaker 2: It take that he's man explaining to laundret first trap.
Speaker 6: It makes sense. It's not too often to where people like, oh,
this is desperate, but it's frequent enough where people don't forget.
Speaker 3: I consider that, and look, I'm not ever on the
internet trying to thirst trap, but I do recognize that
certain pictures are probably more trappy than others, and I
have to keep them separated.
Speaker 6: Because you can't overload it. And then again you're like.
Speaker 3: Because then it has too much someone's like on my page.
I don't want to be like, oh god, everything is
just like a thirst trap.
Speaker 5: The last true thirst trap I posted October thirtieth.
Speaker 3: That was too long, That was way yeah. I got
to get that out of Daniel Bashin. So I next segment,
Rivers is going to ask us if we would still
love her if she's a worm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, giant boobs.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's so low.
Speaker 4: So she sent me the screenshot.
Speaker 2: He told me to be myself.
Speaker 5: It's so funny because everybody is like in a button
up in a jacket, and then you're.
Speaker 3: In that and Jakeson they said, hey, they said, show
him as you are, Come as you are.
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Speaker 6: Her che I don't know, Bibo says, ask the bench.
Did you know there's a Bonnie Blue Street in Walker?
Speaker 2: Yes? I did, named after the Bonnie.
Speaker 6: I doubt it. It's been there for three years. So
it's in uh the Woodland Crossing, the Woodland Crossing subdivision.
If you're in Walker, you know where that is. It's
uh first street. I had many friends that lived on
that street. And yes, that is the first thing I
thought of when when Bonnie Blues name pumped up.
Speaker 3: Ooh, asked the bitch, what was a worst curse t
Bob tennessee hype video or Omar the Tiger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna be maybe like I haven't.
Speaker 3: I watched that video yesterday. I was gonna put it
in one of our articles. Then I was like, I
don't know.
Speaker 2: So I have a lot going on, but I've been like, man,
I probably do a Tennessee video, but like, have.
Speaker 3: You seen it as a lunder?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, everybody was before me like I don't.
Speaker 4: Should we do?
Speaker 2: No? I don't think I'm gonna stretch myself to do it.
They're so funny because it takes like a lot of
writing and.
Speaker 3: I'm but they're so good. The one I watched yesterday
was like you're in your backyard, you're doing like the.
Speaker 2: I will guarantee that's my favorite ones one and this
one I think we actually won. But it's where I
do like the wake up like Megan thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah the bat.
Speaker 2: Uh but uh no, I'm gonna save it for the postseason. Okay,
I'll guarantee you one for the postseason. I don't think
I can swing it today.
Speaker 3: Uh gets more traffic, which body blokeets?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the the human for sure.
Speaker 2: It's just pulling into driveways, pulling out of driveways, pulling
out yeahing driveways.
Speaker 3: I don't know Arby's I don't know what that's about.
Speaker 2: And guys, no, I'm not a jinx every time in
Tennessee videos. Yes, majority of the time. Okay, but one
of the times we won.
Speaker 6: I'll say Omar the Tiger just because, like your video
was good, Like nobody thought Omar was a good idea.
Even if you won that game, it's stupid, like that's
that's by four of the worst.
Speaker 3: How does Rivers age Like?
Speaker 2: Oh wow? Okay, he says. Rivers props on hosting last night.
Speaker 3: The show went too much. I just sat there. I
just sat there so that Hanny and I could thoroughly
drink before they got on the We just louped.
Speaker 2: Him up, got him ready to go, asked a bench
if I've learned anything about Taylor to His middle name
is Giddy. He took his bachelor trip to Cleveland, and
he's Dion's number one fan.
Speaker 6: Do I do kind of look like a lego the
other three or not?
Speaker 5: It wasn't Cleveland, it was San Dusky.
Speaker 6: Gave Cleveland Cleveland's bad Cleveland rocks.
Speaker 8: I mean.
Speaker 3: The city all right by the bay.
Speaker 1: Off the bench