WEBVTT 1 00:00:16.079 --> 00:00:22.039 I came across something online. Okay, I don't know if 2 00:00:22.079 --> 00:00:25.039 it's real, okay, but I'm going to bring it up 3 00:00:25.039 --> 00:00:29.920 with you. And it is an uncomfortable topic, okay. I 4 00:00:30.399 --> 00:00:32.880 comedians said this, so I don't know if he was 5 00:00:32.920 --> 00:00:38.840 telling a joke or if he it was being just 6 00:00:39.079 --> 00:00:42.359 authentic in the moment, right. That's the funny thing about 7 00:00:43.079 --> 00:00:45.679 It's one of the odd things about comedians is you 8 00:00:45.679 --> 00:00:48.560 don't know if they're being authentic, right, or just telling a. 9 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:49.479 Joke, right, right, right. 10 00:00:49.560 --> 00:00:52.240 They say that every joke has a ent of honesty 11 00:00:52.359 --> 00:00:53.799 behind it, in the truth behind it. 12 00:00:54.000 --> 00:00:57.920 And this man was telling a story of a group 13 00:00:58.039 --> 00:01:02.799 he's involved in on Facebook and how they communicate, but 14 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:09.040 then seeing the person in real world, okay, and how 15 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:11.719 awkward it was. And the group he was a part 16 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:17.480 of was a men's group on Facebook to share ways 17 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:19.040 to masturbate. 18 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:27.879 That's fucking weird, I agree. Before I agree dig into this. 19 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:32.560 Have you ever shared with any of your close male 20 00:01:32.680 --> 00:01:34.920 friends way to masturbate? 21 00:01:35.000 --> 00:01:41.040 That's a good question, because women will right exactly to 22 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:48.519 toys they use, whether they orgasmed or not. I never 23 00:01:49.200 --> 00:02:01.799 communicated time, method, amount, details of masturbating with anyone The 24 00:02:01.840 --> 00:02:06.359 closest that I could possibly get is probably in a 25 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:11.840 joking manner talking about the stranger. We've heard about that before, 26 00:02:11.879 --> 00:02:13.759 where you show okay, get. 27 00:02:13.719 --> 00:02:14.960 On one hand, you know. 28 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:19.479 I made plenty of jokes yeah, or or joking around 29 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:20.479 with my buddies. 30 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:25.039 Hey, like We'll be at the bar and one's like, oh, 31 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:27.240 I want to get up. I gotta go to the bathroom, 32 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:29.439 and I'll be like, you need a hand. I'll use 33 00:02:29.479 --> 00:02:31.680 my little hand and make it look bigger, you know 34 00:02:31.719 --> 00:02:34.840 what I mean. But that's about as far as it gets. 35 00:02:35.039 --> 00:02:38.280 And it's in a joking manner. It's not I'm never serious. Well, 36 00:02:38.319 --> 00:02:40.319 what I do is I grab it with both hands 37 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:42.080 and I beat it up against my head. 38 00:02:42.919 --> 00:02:47.080 Right or I use tax for whatever that looks like, 39 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:50.960 right right right, And so I kind of I started 40 00:02:50.960 --> 00:02:53.360 to do. I almost didn't do any research on this 41 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:56.280 because I don't want this in my algorithm at all. 42 00:02:56.719 --> 00:02:58.400 It's too late, yes. 43 00:02:58.199 --> 00:03:01.039 But I'm dedicated to the sh So here we go, 44 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:07.919 and so online this response came up, and it's the 45 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:10.879 question was asked, what's a good website to find people 46 00:03:10.919 --> 00:03:12.479 to masturbate online? 47 00:03:12.520 --> 00:03:12.680 With? 48 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:17.560 Like a group masturbation? More than one I. 49 00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:22.479 Don't know about a group, but this person embellished on 50 00:03:22.599 --> 00:03:27.400 what okay good because I was also a little flabbergasted. 51 00:03:30.080 --> 00:03:33.199 You know, I've heard people talk about why dress up 52 00:03:33.199 --> 00:03:34.840 for such like where where linger where? 53 00:03:34.879 --> 00:03:35.319 Outfits? 54 00:03:35.759 --> 00:03:37.919 Is it that bad that you need to enhance it? 55 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:41.280 And so I'm of that same attitude with this of 56 00:03:41.360 --> 00:03:43.479 like why do you need to do all these extra things? 57 00:03:43.479 --> 00:03:44.719 Sex is pretty great? 58 00:03:44.879 --> 00:03:46.520 Right well, it was just a different element. 59 00:03:48.759 --> 00:03:51.159 Okay, that's you know why we got to put a 60 00:03:51.159 --> 00:03:57.439 didgerido in this band? Sounds fine, but this person says 61 00:03:57.479 --> 00:03:59.719 when it comes to places, I keep going back to 62 00:04:00.879 --> 00:04:06.439 a website called Taste me Now and missed tubido tube 63 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:12.000 e toe. I'm sure I'm mispronouncing that tube toe easily 64 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:15.879 take the crown. Over the years, I've spent countless evenings 65 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:18.879 in private cam sessions, and each one has been a 66 00:04:19.000 --> 00:04:22.600 unique and thrilling experience. The girls are always welcoming and 67 00:04:22.720 --> 00:04:25.560 know exactly how to keep things fun and exciting, like 68 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:29.120 they're tuned into what makes the whole experience memorable. I'm 69 00:04:29.240 --> 00:04:32.639 always happy to drop a tip when someone does really 70 00:04:32.680 --> 00:04:33.519 goes all out. 71 00:04:33.800 --> 00:04:36.000 It just adds to the whole vibe. It's not just 72 00:04:36.040 --> 00:04:36.759 about watching. 73 00:04:37.000 --> 00:04:39.240 It's about the interaction of the playful energy, the way 74 00:04:39.360 --> 00:04:42.040 it all comes together every time I wrap up a session. 75 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:43.519 I love that he said it that kind of like 76 00:04:43.560 --> 00:04:46.600 made it sound like a business thing. Professionally, I feel 77 00:04:46.600 --> 00:04:49.560 like I've just had a truly engaging experience, not just 78 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:52.879 some random show, but something that sticks with me in 79 00:04:52.920 --> 00:04:55.199 the best way. It's been a perfect way to unwind, 80 00:04:55.199 --> 00:04:57.360 mix things up, and enjoy a little extra attention. 81 00:04:57.879 --> 00:05:01.000 So sounds to me like this is a site that 82 00:05:01.040 --> 00:05:05.040 this person's on and he's wanking it to these camgirls. 83 00:05:05.560 --> 00:05:08.759 I have never been a part of the cam girl. 84 00:05:10.120 --> 00:05:12.279 I've never gone to any of them. I don't see 85 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:18.000 the point in pain somebody for that. So maybe you 86 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:22.800 know more than I do. No, I know nothing, but like, 87 00:05:23.439 --> 00:05:26.240 as far as I know, you're watching them, they don't 88 00:05:26.279 --> 00:05:29.120 get to see you, right, You're just a name that 89 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:34.959 pops up right and it's like John forty five, you know, 90 00:05:35.800 --> 00:05:38.720 has joined whatever. I don't know. 91 00:05:39.600 --> 00:05:43.199 I don't know either. I know that there are obviously 92 00:05:43.360 --> 00:05:47.319 cam sites you can go to. I didn't know that 93 00:05:47.439 --> 00:05:51.839 they niche specialize in something? Do they and do they do? 94 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:56.519 They just compliment you as the process goes on, Oh okay, 95 00:05:57.040 --> 00:06:00.319 are they also engaging? Are they just watching you do that? 96 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:05.319 Are there women that do cam channels that they only 97 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:08.319 make money to watch men masturbate? 98 00:06:09.839 --> 00:06:11.120 That's weird. 99 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:15.120 I mean, a girl gotta work. But and you know, 100 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:20.000 don't hate the hustler. We spoke to a cam girl 101 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:23.879 years years years ago and she had talked about how 102 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:28.040 she did disgusting things with the Converse shoe. 103 00:06:29.120 --> 00:06:31.199 Yes, you know what I'm talking about. 104 00:06:31.279 --> 00:06:33.319 Yeah, someone had asked her to use a shoe. 105 00:06:33.519 --> 00:06:36.759 Yeah yeah, yeah. Now that feels different. 106 00:06:36.839 --> 00:06:40.040 That feels like I understand the appeal of going like 107 00:06:40.319 --> 00:06:43.439 subscribing to an OnlyFans to watch a woman do that? 108 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:44.040 Right? 109 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:44.920 That okay? 110 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:48.920 And I know about h I don't remember the name 111 00:06:48.959 --> 00:06:51.720 of it. But you go on the site and you 112 00:06:51.759 --> 00:06:54.199 don't know who you're gonna get in the video, Oh 113 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:56.639 god no, and you don't know what they're gonna do. 114 00:06:56.759 --> 00:07:00.279 And there have been there's some funny YouTube clips of 115 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:05.600 people and just the randomizer show and then there's some 116 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:09.040 guy in his penis or like they're doing it, but 117 00:07:09.079 --> 00:07:11.399 there's somebody in a cage behind them, just for like 118 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:17.160 the shockingness. So that I understand all that yeah, and 119 00:07:17.240 --> 00:07:20.480 do you And a lot of them are kids. It's 120 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:24.879 really weird to watch. And it's always adult men. It's 121 00:07:24.879 --> 00:07:26.560 never adult women. It's always adult men. 122 00:07:26.639 --> 00:07:31.000 Yeah, because matter of fucking perverts, dude, Ah, creepy, creepy, 123 00:07:31.079 --> 00:07:34.240 fucking perverts is all what we are. And you know, 124 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:36.959 I'm okay saying that because I know I can be 125 00:07:37.040 --> 00:07:39.639 a perv most of the time and I can be 126 00:07:39.639 --> 00:07:41.920 a little creepy at some point in times as well. 127 00:07:41.959 --> 00:07:44.240 But that's taking it too far, man. 128 00:07:45.959 --> 00:07:49.240 So this person he comments again about the best app 129 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:53.639 or site to find females to masturbate with with, not 130 00:07:53.800 --> 00:07:58.959 too but yeah, yeah, so maybe they can't see you. Yeah, 131 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:03.600 I would think you both have a camera. There was 132 00:08:03.639 --> 00:08:07.480 something called master being you. 133 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:09.240 You are going to make me pick up my phone 134 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:11.560 and start punching the shit in, aren't you? I guess, 135 00:08:12.240 --> 00:08:16.879 I guess Master being You and I have some like 136 00:08:17.000 --> 00:08:17.920 set up questions. 137 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:20.439 Do you get a tripod? Is it on your PC? 138 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:22.839 Do you hold your phone? Do you use pillows? 139 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:23.399 I don't know. 140 00:08:23.480 --> 00:08:25.000 I have questions on how all this works. 141 00:08:25.000 --> 00:08:26.920 You get one of those ring lights, you know where 142 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:32.879 your phone is inside the lights? Is this like a 143 00:08:32.919 --> 00:08:36.600 whole group is this a whole thing that people do. 144 00:08:38.240 --> 00:08:39.200 I'm fascinated. 145 00:08:39.399 --> 00:08:39.720 Listen. 146 00:08:39.879 --> 00:08:44.840 I ain't shaming, do you, man? I don't care, but 147 00:08:45.120 --> 00:08:48.200 it's odd to me and I find it compelling. 148 00:08:49.240 --> 00:08:51.279 Now. I think there's a little bit to be said 149 00:08:51.279 --> 00:08:54.440 that people do this because it's easier if I know, like, 150 00:08:54.919 --> 00:08:58.919 part of the problems guys have and sometimes girls is 151 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:01.600 they are unsure of the response and that's enough to 152 00:09:01.639 --> 00:09:02.519 paralyze them to. 153 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:03.279 Not move forward. 154 00:09:03.440 --> 00:09:07.159 That's fair, and so this is I we're here for 155 00:09:07.200 --> 00:09:11.679 the same thing, no judgment. You're not gonna make fun 156 00:09:11.679 --> 00:09:13.240 of me unless that's the section I'm in. 157 00:09:15.039 --> 00:09:18.200 They make fun of you just after the camera's right 158 00:09:18.279 --> 00:09:21.600 as al Bundy says, why don't you say that to 159 00:09:21.639 --> 00:09:22.159 my face? 160 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:24.279 And he says, I don't have enough gas. 161 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:27.159 In my car to drive to the other side. Yeah, 162 00:09:27.399 --> 00:09:30.519 they make fun of you, and you will not believe 163 00:09:30.639 --> 00:09:35.799 this nerdy motherfucker. Man, he wanted me to sit on 164 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:40.000 a cake while rubbing my clit and fart to my part. 165 00:09:40.600 --> 00:09:41.519 What the fuck? 166 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:45.120 So I can understand the appeal though that you that 167 00:09:45.200 --> 00:09:48.840 you would do that uninhibited with no and there's a 168 00:09:48.840 --> 00:09:51.960 little bit of veil happening where you can be you know, 169 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:54.919 Long Dong two thousand, right, and even if they do 170 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:58.840 see your face, the chances of them being in your 171 00:09:59.360 --> 00:10:02.519 your town are very slim. And I think that's why 172 00:10:02.519 --> 00:10:03.080 people do it. 173 00:10:03.159 --> 00:10:05.960 You know. The internet is such an amazing thing, you know, 174 00:10:06.200 --> 00:10:07.720 because you could do that. 175 00:10:08.200 --> 00:10:12.919 You you and this this person can masturbate together and 176 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:17.679 never see each other. There's never that awkwardness of I'm 177 00:10:17.679 --> 00:10:21.320 seeing you naked, right, you know, unless you know, unlike 178 00:10:21.399 --> 00:10:25.000 you know, if it was Susan at your work or whatever, 179 00:10:25.440 --> 00:10:28.720 you see him every day and yeah, so it's not 180 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:31.200 for me though, No, it's not for me. 181 00:10:33.279 --> 00:10:33.480 No. 182 00:10:33.960 --> 00:10:36.279 It feels like a lot of work. And when you 183 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:40.159 started this off, it sounded like there was like there's 184 00:10:40.200 --> 00:10:45.840 a group of dudes that I'll log in, yeah I know, 185 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:48.440 turn their cameras on and they're all just it's like 186 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:54.519 a giant circle jerk over the internet. Very well, could be. 187 00:10:55.039 --> 00:10:56.440 I don't feel like that's a. 188 00:10:56.399 --> 00:10:58.480 Far leap, You're right, I don't know. 189 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:02.080 He goes on to tell this story about seeing the 190 00:11:02.080 --> 00:11:03.679 guy in public and was like, hey, you should meet 191 00:11:03.759 --> 00:11:06.039 up with this we meet at this park all right. 192 00:11:07.600 --> 00:11:09.399 Again, I don't know if he was telling a joke. 193 00:11:10.080 --> 00:11:13.159 He may have been because, as he tells the joke, 194 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:15.759 because remember the group they're a part of, it's finding 195 00:11:15.799 --> 00:11:18.440 ways to masturbate. And they go and it's a soccer 196 00:11:18.480 --> 00:11:20.600 field and there's a bunch of cleat holes in the ground, 197 00:11:20.600 --> 00:11:23.679 and they say go and everybody drops to the ground 198 00:11:23.720 --> 00:11:26.759 and fucks these holes. So it may have been a joke. 199 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:32.840 But nonetheless, I don't know how you make that joke, right. 200 00:11:32.720 --> 00:11:35.639 Because why I said in the beginning, every joke has 201 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:38.759 a hint of truth to it. So he may very well, 202 00:11:38.799 --> 00:11:42.840 this person might have gathered together even if it happened. 203 00:11:42.519 --> 00:11:46.480 Just one time. I'm curious. I'm gonna go. 204 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:48.840 Surely there's gonna be some girls there. 205 00:11:49.279 --> 00:11:53.000 I get apprehensive about looking up things online because there's 206 00:11:53.080 --> 00:11:57.200 a trail you can think there. You can think there isn't, 207 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:02.120 but there is, and so so you never know what's 208 00:12:02.200 --> 00:12:06.519 gonna get exposed that you do online, right, And so 209 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:09.360 I that's why I'm apprehensive about at least I can 210 00:12:09.399 --> 00:12:10.440 go listen, I can. 211 00:12:10.360 --> 00:12:13.120 Share share the show where I talked about this. 212 00:12:13.360 --> 00:12:15.039 Very few times do I look up weird things and 213 00:12:15.039 --> 00:12:17.120 it doesn't make it to the show, right, right, right, 214 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:19.879 So I have the evidence connection backup right. 215 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:22.840 Or you just share it with the show to cover 216 00:12:23.000 --> 00:12:28.879 your own trend. I'm not that smart, but to your 217 00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:32.720 that's that's a fair point, right. But the the idea 218 00:12:32.840 --> 00:12:35.639 that there is this site that exists that you go 219 00:12:35.679 --> 00:12:37.960 and go no, no, no, you need to use Crisco or 220 00:12:39.519 --> 00:12:42.440 here's what I do is really weird because. 221 00:12:42.200 --> 00:12:44.279 Then suddenly you're like, you know what works well is 222 00:12:44.279 --> 00:12:47.159 when other guys watch me and you're like, what. 223 00:12:47.240 --> 00:12:49.440 Yeah, do you leave the group? 224 00:12:49.879 --> 00:12:53.000 How when you have how do you go to the 225 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:57.399 place of like regular masturbation. I've ran the gamut, right, 226 00:12:58.240 --> 00:13:00.879 I've done all the resources that are are known out 227 00:13:00.919 --> 00:13:05.840 there through watching videos, and I'm not creative enough. So 228 00:13:05.919 --> 00:13:09.960 now I'm gonna go to a Facebook group with strangers. Yeah, 229 00:13:10.559 --> 00:13:12.399 And I don't know about you, but when I'm trying 230 00:13:12.399 --> 00:13:16.200 to find a Facebook group for bread baking, I get 231 00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:18.960 it wrong a couple times till I find the right group. 232 00:13:19.559 --> 00:13:22.639 So how do you where are the mistakes you're making 233 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:23.639 in group finds? 234 00:13:23.919 --> 00:13:26.840 Well, that's probably you know, like you've got a little 235 00:13:26.919 --> 00:13:29.399 side conversation going on with somebody else in the group 236 00:13:29.399 --> 00:13:31.039 and you're like, you know what this group is? 237 00:13:31.080 --> 00:13:35.399 Okay? But I'm a member of another group. Always works 238 00:13:35.399 --> 00:13:37.480 that way, right, You're like, what, there's another one? 239 00:13:37.840 --> 00:13:40.519 Well yeah, and we're in X, Y and Z, and 240 00:13:40.600 --> 00:13:42.720 it's totally da da da da da da da da. 241 00:13:42.919 --> 00:13:44.879 So then you're like, all right, well, I don't like 242 00:13:44.960 --> 00:13:47.120 these friends anymore. I'm gonna come over here and I'm 243 00:13:47.120 --> 00:13:50.559 gonna check out these people instead. They really do have 244 00:13:50.639 --> 00:13:51.600 a group for everything. 245 00:13:52.240 --> 00:13:55.039 And when you open your page, do you make sure 246 00:13:55.039 --> 00:13:57.600 that group's a little further down in case Sam from 247 00:13:57.600 --> 00:13:59.440 accountings over your shoulder. 248 00:13:59.759 --> 00:14:01.559 Yep. 249 00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:04.080 You want it to be like, you know, you know, 250 00:14:04.240 --> 00:14:08.559 township garage sales and buy sell trade and then you know, 251 00:14:08.879 --> 00:14:12.279 watch me rub it. Help me figure out a good 252 00:14:12.360 --> 00:14:12.960 rubbin tug. 253 00:14:14.000 --> 00:14:20.840 Right, People are weird. There's weirdos everywhere, but at least 254 00:14:20.919 --> 00:14:23.440 the Internet has made it a place where they can 255 00:14:23.480 --> 00:14:27.360 all gather together and they don't have to rent out 256 00:14:27.399 --> 00:14:30.440 the lakinta, you know, for the weekend. 257 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:33.960 I don't know, dude, I don't know. I feel like 258 00:14:34.600 --> 00:14:39.120 this reduces the veil you think. So, yeah, I think 259 00:14:39.159 --> 00:14:42.279 there's certain things that should be done in private. And 260 00:14:42.519 --> 00:14:44.159 if that's what you want to do, do it, but 261 00:14:44.200 --> 00:14:45.879 do it in private. I don't know if we need 262 00:14:45.919 --> 00:14:49.039 to watch everybody rub it out in the park. But 263 00:14:49.360 --> 00:14:52.519 you how many stories have we read about people getting 264 00:14:52.519 --> 00:14:53.879 caught people doing it? 265 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:55.200 Groups? Is different? 266 00:14:56.399 --> 00:14:57.000 Yeah, you're right. 267 00:14:57.120 --> 00:14:59.000 We don't read a lot of stories of you know, 268 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:03.320 and god masturbating in front of the eye hoop or whatever. 269 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:05.759 I mean, we've had a coup on and we've always 270 00:15:05.799 --> 00:15:08.799 even discounted it and been like, ah, but when. 271 00:15:08.639 --> 00:15:10.519 It's a guy, you're like, you six, son of a bitch. 272 00:15:10.559 --> 00:15:13.200 Next Well, yeah, because we're attracted to women and it's 273 00:15:13.200 --> 00:15:16.679 okay to think about women. Even Lindsay defended it. Yeah, 274 00:15:16.720 --> 00:15:20.759 because why because men are fucking creepy purves and nobody 275 00:15:20.799 --> 00:15:24.679 wants to fucking see some dude stroking his cag you know, 276 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:27.840 on the corner of fifth and Shared. But no, but 277 00:15:28.200 --> 00:15:30.279 it's we've never I don't think we've ever read a 278 00:15:30.320 --> 00:15:33.480 story where a group of individuals was having a circle 279 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:37.679 church near the Merry go Round or on the beach 280 00:15:38.039 --> 00:15:40.759 or well, you know, they got to figure it out, 281 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:43.960 they gotta figure out, you know, Well, we will rent 282 00:15:44.000 --> 00:15:47.320 out the Lakita at least the you know, one floor anyway, 283 00:15:47.600 --> 00:15:49.720 you know, and uh, that way we can be as 284 00:15:49.759 --> 00:15:54.799 weird as we want to. I don't know to float 285 00:15:54.879 --> 00:15:55.559 your boat man. 286 00:15:55.759 --> 00:15:58.600 So I found that these are misconceptions people have about sex, 287 00:15:59.200 --> 00:16:01.039 a lot of these. I was like, yeah, that's a 288 00:16:01.039 --> 00:16:06.639 total misconception. One of the here was the size matters. Right, 289 00:16:06.639 --> 00:16:09.320 of course, it does not matter. No, it's how you 290 00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:14.919 use it. They're all different vaginas and penises, they're all different. 291 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:18.799 Oral sex and anal sex isn't really sex. I think 292 00:16:18.840 --> 00:16:20.559 we all know this. I feel like we should all 293 00:16:20.600 --> 00:16:20.879 know this. 294 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:24.360 Why is it not? What do they say? Why it's 295 00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:26.639 not okay? 296 00:16:26.679 --> 00:16:31.600 This says that many people believe falsely that these acts. 297 00:16:31.320 --> 00:16:34.039 Are not considered sex. I could blame Bill Clinton. I'm 298 00:16:34.039 --> 00:16:36.600 just reading this word with but the fallacy has been 299 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:40.080 around much longer than that. I've heard this one plenty. 300 00:16:40.399 --> 00:16:42.480 I'm saving myself for marriage, so I let him do 301 00:16:42.600 --> 00:16:46.320 me anally. So, yeah, you kept your hymen. But virginity 302 00:16:46.399 --> 00:16:50.080 chastity isn't solely measured by a piece of membrane. If 303 00:16:50.080 --> 00:16:52.879 it were, the homosexuals would all still be virgins, and 304 00:16:52.960 --> 00:16:55.879 sodomy would have been something to do with gardening. But 305 00:16:55.960 --> 00:16:58.039 some people claim that oral sex is the new kiss 306 00:16:58.039 --> 00:16:58.639 good night. 307 00:16:59.639 --> 00:17:03.240 Ah, I have never had that kiss. 308 00:17:03.000 --> 00:17:04.480 Good night at the end of a date. 309 00:17:05.000 --> 00:17:09.319 Well, I've had so much fun. Dinner was fantastic. We had. 310 00:17:10.640 --> 00:17:15.599 Exactly, if you have another person's genitals in your mouth 311 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.319 or squatting on your face to provide them sexual release, 312 00:17:18.599 --> 00:17:26.000 it's sex. Yes, it's not gonna get deep into penetration. Well, 313 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:32.920 I'll here's where I'm at with it. I I don't 314 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:36.359 it's not penetration sex. And when I hear it is 315 00:17:36.400 --> 00:17:39.480 a form of sex. Yes, that's why it's in the 316 00:17:39.519 --> 00:17:43.519 title oral sex. Yeah, but I interpreted it as when 317 00:17:43.519 --> 00:17:46.720 they not real sex. I interpreted it as like penetration, right, 318 00:17:46.799 --> 00:17:49.640 right of course. Yeah, I'm not of the mindset that 319 00:17:49.680 --> 00:17:53.359 if if you're having anal sex, you're not a virgin anymore. 320 00:17:53.720 --> 00:17:53.920 Right. 321 00:17:54.039 --> 00:17:56.839 I don't believe that you have lost your virginity. 322 00:17:56.880 --> 00:17:58.640 You're not an anal virgin anymore. 323 00:17:59.079 --> 00:18:03.240 Right, And so I kind of look at it like 324 00:18:04.319 --> 00:18:06.720 it's just normal. But then you go, would you rather 325 00:18:06.920 --> 00:18:10.359 your partner you find out your partner is cheating? They've 326 00:18:10.359 --> 00:18:13.680 never had penetrative sex, but they've had anal Is that 327 00:18:13.759 --> 00:18:18.279 worse or they haven't? Well, listen, we didn't have sex. 328 00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:21.640 We just you know, worked on each other. 329 00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:24.319 I just sucked him off in the parking lot. No, 330 00:18:24.519 --> 00:18:26.319 I just jerked him off in the parking lot. 331 00:18:26.720 --> 00:18:30.200 No, right, you're mad either way, absolutely, But which one's worse. 332 00:18:31.119 --> 00:18:33.920 They're all the same. They're all the same because no 333 00:18:34.000 --> 00:18:36.480 matter what, you're. 334 00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:42.599 Causing friction for pleasure, you know what I mean, you're 335 00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:46.519 stimulating genitalia to have sexual gratification. 336 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:48.680 And that's all that there is to it. 337 00:18:49.440 --> 00:18:52.799 You know, even if you know, well, we didn't have sex, 338 00:18:52.839 --> 00:18:54.440 but I took his dick and rubbed it on the 339 00:18:54.480 --> 00:18:57.880 fucking the seat of the car until he came. See 340 00:18:57.920 --> 00:19:00.799 what I'm saying. We didn't have sex. I didn't jerk 341 00:19:00.839 --> 00:19:03.599 him off. I just rubbed his dick on the fucking 342 00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:06.480 seat of the car until he finally came. That's the 343 00:19:06.519 --> 00:19:07.160 same thing. 344 00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:11.319 Yeah, it's all fucking bizarre. 345 00:19:13.079 --> 00:19:13.319 To me. 346 00:19:13.519 --> 00:19:19.359 It's like when you start splitting hairs like that. I'm like, 347 00:19:19.400 --> 00:19:22.440 the problem isn't that you did not have penetrative sex. 348 00:19:23.720 --> 00:19:26.960 The problem is you went and found gratification in some 349 00:19:27.039 --> 00:19:29.759 capacity from another individual. 350 00:19:29.960 --> 00:19:36.279 Right, even if your lady uh dry humped a guy's 351 00:19:36.400 --> 00:19:41.200 leg until she got off, that's still that's the same thing. 352 00:19:41.400 --> 00:19:47.039 What music's playing girls, girls girls, because we seem to 353 00:19:47.039 --> 00:19:48.279 think it's okay with dancing. 354 00:19:48.599 --> 00:19:52.359 Well, yeah, absolutely, But are those dancers getting off? 355 00:19:52.559 --> 00:19:55.079 Are they are they completion or off? 356 00:19:55.200 --> 00:19:57.440 Are they having an orgasm? 357 00:19:57.720 --> 00:19:58.319 As they say? 358 00:19:58.440 --> 00:20:01.640 For you, it's an orgasm? Is the I think there 359 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:03.160 has a lot to do with it. What if they 360 00:20:03.160 --> 00:20:05.759 don't have an orgasm? What if nobody they have penetrative 361 00:20:05.799 --> 00:20:06.920 sex but no orgasm. 362 00:20:07.079 --> 00:20:08.880 Oh well that means you second what you're doing. 363 00:20:08.920 --> 00:20:11.400 What about oral sex and there's no orgasm? 364 00:20:11.480 --> 00:20:13.839 Oh no, it's just like making up. No, it's the 365 00:20:13.839 --> 00:20:14.279 same thing. 366 00:20:14.400 --> 00:20:16.200 Yes, the orgasm does not matter. 367 00:20:16.359 --> 00:20:20.160 No, it doesn't matter. You're still getting you know, sexual gratification. 368 00:20:19.640 --> 00:20:20.160 Off of it. 369 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:24.839 Remember, sex is great exercise. 370 00:20:25.920 --> 00:20:28.000 That's a that's a common misconception. 371 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:30.880 Yeah, it's a myth. People believe it is and it 372 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:34.839 is not. Does your heart rate increase, yes, but exercise 373 00:20:34.880 --> 00:20:37.559 has to last out over a certain heart rate for 374 00:20:37.640 --> 00:20:42.079 a duration of time. And listen, I'm sure you're a 375 00:20:42.119 --> 00:20:46.880 fucking bionic man. I'm sure you're having hour long sessions. No, 376 00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:50.000 you just need thirty minutes. You ain't doing thirty minutes. 377 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:54.920 You may have done thirty minutes in your life, but 378 00:20:55.039 --> 00:20:56.440 on the rag you don't. 379 00:20:57.720 --> 00:20:59.720 I give you a solid five. 380 00:21:00.920 --> 00:21:04.680 Having sex with someone doesn't mean they love you, that's 381 00:21:04.720 --> 00:21:07.720 true statement or vice versa. I mean that just because 382 00:21:07.720 --> 00:21:09.359 you're having sex doesn't mean they love you, and it 383 00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:12.039 doesn't mean they don't love you, right, It just means 384 00:21:12.079 --> 00:21:12.880 they want to have sex. 385 00:21:12.920 --> 00:21:13.400 That's right. 386 00:21:14.079 --> 00:21:16.640 I've got a tingling sensation in my genital area and 387 00:21:16.640 --> 00:21:17.559 it needs to be corrected. 388 00:21:17.799 --> 00:21:21.319 Another myth, according to this, they wouldn't lie about birth 389 00:21:21.359 --> 00:21:27.079 controller STDs. People lie about it all the time. It 390 00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:30.559 is uncommon that people tell the truth right right when 391 00:21:30.559 --> 00:21:31.640 it comes to those things. 392 00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:34.359 When was the last time you go tested? Was last week? 393 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:35.440 And everything's fine? 394 00:21:35.839 --> 00:21:40.119 Yeah, promise I've never been tested for that purpose. 395 00:21:40.160 --> 00:21:40.400 Now. 396 00:21:40.599 --> 00:21:44.160 When we were going through IVF, a test happened, right, 397 00:21:44.519 --> 00:21:47.920 And then I think I when I did UH life 398 00:21:47.960 --> 00:21:49.720 insurance or something, I had to do a blood draw 399 00:21:49.759 --> 00:21:52.640 and they tested then right right right, But never like, 400 00:21:52.759 --> 00:21:54.119 oh boy, hus. 401 00:21:53.960 --> 00:21:56.400