Speaker 1: I came across something online. Okay, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's real, okay, but I'm going to bring it up
Speaker 1: with you. And it is an uncomfortable topic, okay. I
Speaker 1: comedians said this, so I don't know if he was
Speaker 1: telling a joke or if he it was being just
Speaker 1: authentic in the moment, right. That's the funny thing about
Speaker 1: It's one of the odd things about comedians is you
Speaker 1: don't know if they're being authentic, right, or just telling a.
Speaker 2: Joke, right, right, right.
Speaker 3: They say that every joke has a ent of honesty
Speaker 3: behind it, in the truth behind it.
Speaker 1: And this man was telling a story of a group
Speaker 1: he's involved in on Facebook and how they communicate, but
Speaker 1: then seeing the person in real world, okay, and how
Speaker 1: awkward it was. And the group he was a part
Speaker 1: of was a men's group on Facebook to share ways
Speaker 1: to masturbate.
Speaker 3: That's fucking weird, I agree. Before I agree dig into this.
Speaker 3: Have you ever shared with any of your close male
Speaker 3: friends way to masturbate?
Speaker 1: That's a good question, because women will right exactly to
Speaker 1: toys they use, whether they orgasmed or not. I never
Speaker 1: communicated time, method, amount, details of masturbating with anyone The
Speaker 1: closest that I could possibly get is probably in a
Speaker 1: joking manner talking about the stranger. We've heard about that before,
Speaker 1: where you show okay, get.
Speaker 2: On one hand, you know.
Speaker 1: I made plenty of jokes yeah, or or joking around
Speaker 1: with my buddies.
Speaker 3: Hey, like We'll be at the bar and one's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I want to get up. I gotta go to the bathroom,
Speaker 3: and I'll be like, you need a hand. I'll use
Speaker 3: my little hand and make it look bigger, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean. But that's about as far as it gets.
Speaker 3: And it's in a joking manner. It's not I'm never serious. Well,
Speaker 3: what I do is I grab it with both hands
Speaker 3: and I beat it up against my head.
Speaker 1: Right or I use tax for whatever that looks like,
Speaker 1: right right right, And so I kind of I started
Speaker 1: to do. I almost didn't do any research on this
Speaker 1: because I don't want this in my algorithm at all.
Speaker 2: It's too late, yes.
Speaker 1: But I'm dedicated to the sh So here we go,
Speaker 1: and so online this response came up, and it's the
Speaker 1: question was asked, what's a good website to find people
Speaker 1: to masturbate online?
Speaker 2: With?
Speaker 3: Like a group masturbation? More than one I.
Speaker 1: Don't know about a group, but this person embellished on
Speaker 1: what okay good because I was also a little flabbergasted.
Speaker 1: You know, I've heard people talk about why dress up
Speaker 1: for such like where where linger where?
Speaker 3: Outfits?
Speaker 1: Is it that bad that you need to enhance it?
Speaker 1: And so I'm of that same attitude with this of
Speaker 1: like why do you need to do all these extra things?
Speaker 3: Sex is pretty great?
Speaker 2: Right well, it was just a different element.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's you know why we got to put a
Speaker 1: didgerido in this band? Sounds fine, but this person says
Speaker 1: when it comes to places, I keep going back to
Speaker 1: a website called Taste me Now and missed tubido tube
Speaker 1: e toe. I'm sure I'm mispronouncing that tube toe easily
Speaker 1: take the crown. Over the years, I've spent countless evenings
Speaker 1: in private cam sessions, and each one has been a
Speaker 1: unique and thrilling experience. The girls are always welcoming and
Speaker 1: know exactly how to keep things fun and exciting, like
Speaker 1: they're tuned into what makes the whole experience memorable. I'm
Speaker 1: always happy to drop a tip when someone does really
Speaker 1: goes all out.
Speaker 3: It just adds to the whole vibe. It's not just
Speaker 3: about watching.
Speaker 1: It's about the interaction of the playful energy, the way
Speaker 1: it all comes together every time I wrap up a session.
Speaker 1: I love that he said it that kind of like
Speaker 1: made it sound like a business thing. Professionally, I feel
Speaker 1: like I've just had a truly engaging experience, not just
Speaker 1: some random show, but something that sticks with me in
Speaker 1: the best way. It's been a perfect way to unwind,
Speaker 1: mix things up, and enjoy a little extra attention.
Speaker 3: So sounds to me like this is a site that
Speaker 3: this person's on and he's wanking it to these camgirls.
Speaker 3: I have never been a part of the cam girl.
Speaker 3: I've never gone to any of them. I don't see
Speaker 3: the point in pain somebody for that. So maybe you
Speaker 3: know more than I do. No, I know nothing, but like,
Speaker 3: as far as I know, you're watching them, they don't
Speaker 3: get to see you, right, You're just a name that
Speaker 3: pops up right and it's like John forty five, you know,
Speaker 3: has joined whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know either. I know that there are obviously
Speaker 1: cam sites you can go to. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: they niche specialize in something? Do they and do they do?
Speaker 1: They just compliment you as the process goes on, Oh okay,
Speaker 1: are they also engaging? Are they just watching you do that?
Speaker 1: Are there women that do cam channels that they only
Speaker 1: make money to watch men masturbate?
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 3: I mean, a girl gotta work. But and you know,
Speaker 3: don't hate the hustler. We spoke to a cam girl
Speaker 3: years years years ago and she had talked about how
Speaker 3: she did disgusting things with the Converse shoe.
Speaker 2: Yes, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone had asked her to use a shoe.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah. Now that feels different.
Speaker 1: That feels like I understand the appeal of going like
Speaker 1: subscribing to an OnlyFans to watch a woman do that?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: That okay?
Speaker 1: And I know about h I don't remember the name
Speaker 1: of it. But you go on the site and you
Speaker 1: don't know who you're gonna get in the video, Oh
Speaker 1: god no, and you don't know what they're gonna do.
Speaker 1: And there have been there's some funny YouTube clips of
Speaker 1: people and just the randomizer show and then there's some
Speaker 1: guy in his penis or like they're doing it, but
Speaker 1: there's somebody in a cage behind them, just for like
Speaker 1: the shockingness. So that I understand all that yeah, and
Speaker 1: do you And a lot of them are kids. It's
Speaker 1: really weird to watch. And it's always adult men. It's
Speaker 1: never adult women. It's always adult men.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because matter of fucking perverts, dude, Ah, creepy, creepy,
Speaker 3: fucking perverts is all what we are. And you know,
Speaker 3: I'm okay saying that because I know I can be
Speaker 3: a perv most of the time and I can be
Speaker 3: a little creepy at some point in times as well.
Speaker 2: But that's taking it too far, man.
Speaker 1: So this person he comments again about the best app
Speaker 1: or site to find females to masturbate with with, not
Speaker 1: too but yeah, yeah, so maybe they can't see you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would think you both have a camera. There was
Speaker 1: something called master being you.
Speaker 3: You are going to make me pick up my phone
Speaker 3: and start punching the shit in, aren't you? I guess,
Speaker 3: I guess Master being You and I have some like
Speaker 3: set up questions.
Speaker 1: Do you get a tripod? Is it on your PC?
Speaker 1: Do you hold your phone? Do you use pillows?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have questions on how all this works.
Speaker 3: You get one of those ring lights, you know where
Speaker 3: your phone is inside the lights? Is this like a
Speaker 3: whole group is this a whole thing that people do.
Speaker 1: I'm fascinated.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: I ain't shaming, do you, man? I don't care, but
Speaker 1: it's odd to me and I find it compelling.
Speaker 3: Now. I think there's a little bit to be said
Speaker 3: that people do this because it's easier if I know, like,
Speaker 3: part of the problems guys have and sometimes girls is
Speaker 3: they are unsure of the response and that's enough to
Speaker 3: paralyze them to.
Speaker 2: Not move forward.
Speaker 1: That's fair, and so this is I we're here for
Speaker 1: the same thing, no judgment. You're not gonna make fun
Speaker 1: of me unless that's the section I'm in.
Speaker 3: They make fun of you just after the camera's right
Speaker 3: as al Bundy says, why don't you say that to
Speaker 3: my face?
Speaker 1: And he says, I don't have enough gas.
Speaker 3: In my car to drive to the other side. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they make fun of you, and you will not believe
Speaker 3: this nerdy motherfucker. Man, he wanted me to sit on
Speaker 3: a cake while rubbing my clit and fart to my part.
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: So I can understand the appeal though that you that
Speaker 3: you would do that uninhibited with no and there's a
Speaker 3: little bit of veil happening where you can be you know,
Speaker 3: Long Dong two thousand, right, and even if they do
Speaker 3: see your face, the chances of them being in your
Speaker 3: your town are very slim. And I think that's why
Speaker 3: people do it.
Speaker 2: You know. The internet is such an amazing thing, you know,
Speaker 2: because you could do that.
Speaker 3: You you and this this person can masturbate together and
Speaker 3: never see each other. There's never that awkwardness of I'm
Speaker 3: seeing you naked, right, you know, unless you know, unlike
Speaker 3: you know, if it was Susan at your work or whatever,
Speaker 3: you see him every day and yeah, so it's not
Speaker 3: for me though, No, it's not for me.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: It feels like a lot of work. And when you
Speaker 3: started this off, it sounded like there was like there's
Speaker 3: a group of dudes that I'll log in, yeah I know,
Speaker 3: turn their cameras on and they're all just it's like
Speaker 3: a giant circle jerk over the internet. Very well, could be.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like that's a.
Speaker 2: Far leap, You're right, I don't know.
Speaker 3: He goes on to tell this story about seeing the
Speaker 3: guy in public and was like, hey, you should meet
Speaker 3: up with this we meet at this park all right.
Speaker 1: Again, I don't know if he was telling a joke.
Speaker 1: He may have been because, as he tells the joke,
Speaker 1: because remember the group they're a part of, it's finding
Speaker 1: ways to masturbate. And they go and it's a soccer
Speaker 1: field and there's a bunch of cleat holes in the ground,
Speaker 1: and they say go and everybody drops to the ground
Speaker 1: and fucks these holes. So it may have been a joke.
Speaker 1: But nonetheless, I don't know how you make that joke, right.
Speaker 3: Because why I said in the beginning, every joke has
Speaker 3: a hint of truth to it. So he may very well,
Speaker 3: this person might have gathered together even if it happened.
Speaker 2: Just one time. I'm curious. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: Surely there's gonna be some girls there.
Speaker 1: I get apprehensive about looking up things online because there's
Speaker 1: a trail you can think there. You can think there isn't,
Speaker 1: but there is, and so so you never know what's
Speaker 1: gonna get exposed that you do online, right, And so
Speaker 1: I that's why I'm apprehensive about at least I can
Speaker 1: go listen, I can.
Speaker 3: Share share the show where I talked about this.
Speaker 1: Very few times do I look up weird things and
Speaker 1: it doesn't make it to the show, right, right, right,
Speaker 1: So I have the evidence connection backup right.
Speaker 3: Or you just share it with the show to cover
Speaker 3: your own trend. I'm not that smart, but to your
Speaker 3: that's that's a fair point, right. But the the idea
Speaker 3: that there is this site that exists that you go
Speaker 3: and go no, no, no, you need to use Crisco or
Speaker 3: here's what I do is really weird because.
Speaker 1: Then suddenly you're like, you know what works well is
Speaker 1: when other guys watch me and you're like, what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you leave the group?
Speaker 1: How when you have how do you go to the
Speaker 1: place of like regular masturbation. I've ran the gamut, right,
Speaker 1: I've done all the resources that are are known out
Speaker 1: there through watching videos, and I'm not creative enough. So
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna go to a Facebook group with strangers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I don't know about you, but when I'm trying
Speaker 1: to find a Facebook group for bread baking, I get
Speaker 1: it wrong a couple times till I find the right group.
Speaker 1: So how do you where are the mistakes you're making
Speaker 1: in group finds?
Speaker 3: Well, that's probably you know, like you've got a little
Speaker 3: side conversation going on with somebody else in the group
Speaker 3: and you're like, you know what this group is?
Speaker 2: Okay? But I'm a member of another group. Always works
Speaker 2: that way, right, You're like, what, there's another one?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, and we're in X, Y and Z, and
Speaker 3: it's totally da da da da da da da da.
Speaker 3: So then you're like, all right, well, I don't like
Speaker 3: these friends anymore. I'm gonna come over here and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna check out these people instead. They really do have
Speaker 3: a group for everything.
Speaker 1: And when you open your page, do you make sure
Speaker 1: that group's a little further down in case Sam from
Speaker 1: accountings over your shoulder.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: You want it to be like, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: township garage sales and buy sell trade and then you know,
Speaker 1: watch me rub it. Help me figure out a good
Speaker 1: rubbin tug.
Speaker 3: Right, People are weird. There's weirdos everywhere, but at least
Speaker 3: the Internet has made it a place where they can
Speaker 3: all gather together and they don't have to rent out
Speaker 3: the lakinta, you know, for the weekend.
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude, I don't know. I feel like
Speaker 1: this reduces the veil you think. So, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: there's certain things that should be done in private. And
Speaker 1: if that's what you want to do, do it, but
Speaker 1: do it in private. I don't know if we need
Speaker 1: to watch everybody rub it out in the park. But
Speaker 1: you how many stories have we read about people getting
Speaker 1: caught people doing it?
Speaker 3: Groups? Is different?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: We don't read a lot of stories of you know,
Speaker 3: and god masturbating in front of the eye hoop or whatever.
Speaker 1: I mean, we've had a coup on and we've always
Speaker 1: even discounted it and been like, ah, but when.
Speaker 3: It's a guy, you're like, you six, son of a bitch.
Speaker 3: Next Well, yeah, because we're attracted to women and it's
Speaker 3: okay to think about women. Even Lindsay defended it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because why because men are fucking creepy purves and nobody
Speaker 3: wants to fucking see some dude stroking his cag you know,
Speaker 3: on the corner of fifth and Shared. But no, but
Speaker 3: it's we've never I don't think we've ever read a
Speaker 3: story where a group of individuals was having a circle
Speaker 3: church near the Merry go Round or on the beach
Speaker 3: or well, you know, they got to figure it out,
Speaker 3: they gotta figure out, you know, Well, we will rent
Speaker 3: out the Lakita at least the you know, one floor anyway,
Speaker 3: you know, and uh, that way we can be as
Speaker 3: weird as we want to. I don't know to float
Speaker 3: your boat man.
Speaker 1: So I found that these are misconceptions people have about sex,
Speaker 1: a lot of these. I was like, yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: total misconception. One of the here was the size matters. Right,
Speaker 1: of course, it does not matter. No, it's how you
Speaker 1: use it. They're all different vaginas and penises, they're all different.
Speaker 1: Oral sex and anal sex isn't really sex. I think
Speaker 1: we all know this. I feel like we should all
Speaker 1: know this.
Speaker 2: Why is it not? What do they say? Why it's
Speaker 2: not okay?
Speaker 3: This says that many people believe falsely that these acts.
Speaker 1: Are not considered sex. I could blame Bill Clinton. I'm
Speaker 1: just reading this word with but the fallacy has been
Speaker 1: around much longer than that. I've heard this one plenty.
Speaker 1: I'm saving myself for marriage, so I let him do
Speaker 1: me anally. So, yeah, you kept your hymen. But virginity
Speaker 1: chastity isn't solely measured by a piece of membrane. If
Speaker 1: it were, the homosexuals would all still be virgins, and
Speaker 1: sodomy would have been something to do with gardening. But
Speaker 1: some people claim that oral sex is the new kiss
Speaker 1: good night.
Speaker 2: Ah, I have never had that kiss.
Speaker 3: Good night at the end of a date.
Speaker 2: Well, I've had so much fun. Dinner was fantastic. We had.
Speaker 1: Exactly, if you have another person's genitals in your mouth
Speaker 1: or squatting on your face to provide them sexual release,
Speaker 1: it's sex. Yes, it's not gonna get deep into penetration. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll here's where I'm at with it. I I don't
Speaker 1: it's not penetration sex. And when I hear it is
Speaker 1: a form of sex. Yes, that's why it's in the
Speaker 1: title oral sex. Yeah, but I interpreted it as when
Speaker 1: they not real sex. I interpreted it as like penetration, right,
Speaker 1: right of course. Yeah, I'm not of the mindset that
Speaker 1: if if you're having anal sex, you're not a virgin anymore.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that you have lost your virginity.
Speaker 2: You're not an anal virgin anymore.
Speaker 1: Right, And so I kind of look at it like
Speaker 1: it's just normal. But then you go, would you rather
Speaker 1: your partner you find out your partner is cheating? They've
Speaker 1: never had penetrative sex, but they've had anal Is that
Speaker 1: worse or they haven't? Well, listen, we didn't have sex.
Speaker 1: We just you know, worked on each other.
Speaker 2: I just sucked him off in the parking lot. No,
Speaker 2: I just jerked him off in the parking lot.
Speaker 3: No, right, you're mad either way, absolutely, But which one's worse.
Speaker 2: They're all the same. They're all the same because no
Speaker 2: matter what, you're.
Speaker 3: Causing friction for pleasure, you know what I mean, you're
Speaker 3: stimulating genitalia to have sexual gratification.
Speaker 2: And that's all that there is to it.
Speaker 3: You know, even if you know, well, we didn't have sex,
Speaker 3: but I took his dick and rubbed it on the
Speaker 3: fucking the seat of the car until he came. See
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. We didn't have sex. I didn't jerk
Speaker 3: him off. I just rubbed his dick on the fucking
Speaker 3: seat of the car until he finally came. That's the
Speaker 3: same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all fucking bizarre.
Speaker 3: To me.
Speaker 1: It's like when you start splitting hairs like that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: the problem isn't that you did not have penetrative sex.
Speaker 1: The problem is you went and found gratification in some
Speaker 1: capacity from another individual.
Speaker 3: Right, even if your lady uh dry humped a guy's
Speaker 3: leg until she got off, that's still that's the same thing.
Speaker 3: What music's playing girls, girls girls, because we seem to
Speaker 3: think it's okay with dancing.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, absolutely, But are those dancers getting off?
Speaker 1: Are they are they completion or off?
Speaker 2: Are they having an orgasm?
Speaker 3: As they say?
Speaker 1: For you, it's an orgasm? Is the I think there
Speaker 1: has a lot to do with it. What if they
Speaker 1: don't have an orgasm? What if nobody they have penetrative
Speaker 1: sex but no orgasm.
Speaker 2: Oh well that means you second what you're doing.
Speaker 3: What about oral sex and there's no orgasm?
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's just like making up. No, it's the
Speaker 2: same thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, the orgasm does not matter.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't matter. You're still getting you know, sexual gratification.
Speaker 2: Off of it.
Speaker 1: Remember, sex is great exercise.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a common misconception.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a myth. People believe it is and it
Speaker 3: is not. Does your heart rate increase, yes, but exercise
Speaker 3: has to last out over a certain heart rate for
Speaker 3: a duration of time. And listen, I'm sure you're a
Speaker 3: fucking bionic man. I'm sure you're having hour long sessions. No,
Speaker 3: you just need thirty minutes. You ain't doing thirty minutes.
Speaker 3: You may have done thirty minutes in your life, but
Speaker 3: on the rag you don't.
Speaker 2: I give you a solid five.
Speaker 1: Having sex with someone doesn't mean they love you, that's
Speaker 1: true statement or vice versa. I mean that just because
Speaker 1: you're having sex doesn't mean they love you, and it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean they don't love you, right, It just means
Speaker 1: they want to have sex.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: I've got a tingling sensation in my genital area and
Speaker 3: it needs to be corrected.
Speaker 1: Another myth, according to this, they wouldn't lie about birth
Speaker 1: controller STDs. People lie about it all the time. It
Speaker 1: is uncommon that people tell the truth right right when
Speaker 1: it comes to those things.
Speaker 2: When was the last time you go tested? Was last week?
Speaker 2: And everything's fine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, promise I've never been tested for that purpose.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: When we were going through IVF, a test happened, right,
Speaker 1: And then I think I when I did UH life
Speaker 1: insurance or something, I had to do a blood draw
Speaker 1: and they tested then right right right, But never like,
Speaker 1: oh boy, hus.
Speaker 3: Should go check I have I have? Yes.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's anything wrong with that. But you
Speaker 1: do it out of nervousness.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 2: You've been with some questionable people and you're like, or someone.
Speaker 3: Told you they've been with questionable people. Maybe I should
Speaker 3: go and get that checked out.
Speaker 1: Of course everything comes back all right, Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: probably this was a giant myth that I wish would
Speaker 1: be a little more less taboo, and that initiating sex
Speaker 1: makes you a slut. Listen, if you initiate sex, good
Speaker 1: for you, somebody's got to do it. It's human nature. I
Speaker 1: wish it wasn't as traumatized on people, specifically women, because
Speaker 1: where guys make a mistake when they call a girl
Speaker 1: a slut, is it pushes them further away from wanting
Speaker 1: it right, and they may later down the road. I
Speaker 1: just think that if we were more open to allowing
Speaker 1: women to be as scandalous as they want to be,
Speaker 1: like that that Bonnie Blue lady, if she wants to
Speaker 1: have something good for her, I don't think she's a slut.
Speaker 3: Right, She just has a lot of sex. She may
Speaker 3: have some slutty tendencies, but I don't even think that's
Speaker 3: really In the end, you look at the definition of
Speaker 3: the slut and the same thing as a prostitute, and
Speaker 3: a prostitute is one who gets.
Speaker 2: Paid to have sex, right, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think a slut is just a term you use
Speaker 1: for a female who has a lot of sex.
Speaker 3: We're about to get to the bottom of this difference
Speaker 3: between slut and prostitute.
Speaker 1: Getting the real answers here on the show.
Speaker 2: Right man, slut, please auto feel for me?
Speaker 3: Nope, I was hoping somebody else had ask this prostitute.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you. AI could not help me at all whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Reddit's there for me.
Speaker 1: Though, slut is a derogatory and offensive term often used
Speaker 1: to shame women for their perceived sexual activity. Prostitute refers
Speaker 1: to someone who engages in sexual acts for payment. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: which is a specific activity, while slut is a judgment
Speaker 1: or label, got you, which is to my point. I
Speaker 1: think if men stop throwing it around as much, women
Speaker 1: wouldn't be so cautious to not be one.
Speaker 2: Right, You're probably right four play is overrated.
Speaker 1: I don't think four play is overrated.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the fun part.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: If a woman can't orgasm during intercourse, there is something
Speaker 1: wrong with her.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say there's something wrong with her, like a
Speaker 1: Lemon Law type of thing, right, I would say they're
Speaker 1: just not into it.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: They may not, They're just doing it to appease somebody.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, everybody's built differently, and you got to figure
Speaker 3: out that combination of what it takes right.
Speaker 1: I would say this, if you are a woman and
Speaker 1: can't orgasm, have never orgasm, there may be something going
Speaker 1: on there. That doesn't mean that. That doesn't mean that
Speaker 1: there's something wrong with you. It may it also may
Speaker 1: not right. But for a woman it's a drama. The
Speaker 1: steps involved are dramatically different than.
Speaker 3: For a guy. That's all I'm saying. We could literally
Speaker 3: rub it on the fucking seat and get off. I've
Speaker 3: seen a woman do that. I'm just saying we're pretty simple,
Speaker 3: basic creatures, right. Women will attach it to a showers.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, whatever we want to do.
Speaker 2: I've seen the meme.
Speaker 3: It's like when it comes to masturbation, it's like guys
Speaker 3: and it's got like two hands or whatever, and then
Speaker 3: for the women it was like a hand, another hand
Speaker 3: of mouth fucking. They had a cucumber and all kinds
Speaker 3: of different shit in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like, you know, that seems about right.
Speaker 1: What I'm implying is that women fake having orgasms, so
Speaker 1: they are they know, they're aware that they can't or
Speaker 1: won't or don't want to right. So to me, there
Speaker 1: isn't something wrong with them per se, like broken, there's something.
Speaker 1: It is their decision if they want to right this one.
Speaker 1: There's no such thing.
Speaker 3: As bad sex.
Speaker 2: By fucking hell.
Speaker 1: Well, here's my problem with this one. It's usually a hindsight.
Speaker 2: Hey, you look back and it wasn't good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you still carried through with it because
Speaker 3: you wanted to get off.
Speaker 1: But there's been I will turn food allway if it's
Speaker 1: I will not eat food if it ain't good.
Speaker 3: There's been times where I be in it, you know,
Speaker 3: in my past, and I'm like, this is not good.
Speaker 2: This is not good.
Speaker 3: There's you, You're laying there like a dead fish. You know,
Speaker 3: there's no action, there's no nothing, there's no Yeah, this
Speaker 3: is bad sex. But I'll still finish it off to
Speaker 3: get you know, a fuck. I'm already in it. Light
Speaker 3: stop now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure if you have sex enough, you can
Speaker 1: give examples of bad sex.
Speaker 3: It's like pizza for me.
Speaker 1: I'll eat it and then when it's over, I'm like, ah,
Speaker 1: wasn't that good?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: I don't know if I was worth it. I won't
Speaker 2: go back to that restaurant.
Speaker 3: Right right, Right?
Speaker 1: But as I've gotten older, there's times I'm eating food
Speaker 1: and I just stop and push the plate away, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you're not gonna eat them? Like, I'm
Speaker 1: just not gonna eat things.
Speaker 3: That aren't good.
Speaker 1: I've done that before. I could die tomorrow, like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to waste my time being like I'm
Speaker 1: so glad I ate that pizza from that place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been there before. I've I've gotten up and
Speaker 3: walked and it's like, where are you going. I'm like, ah,
Speaker 3: just not feeling it. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: Right, I've done it with pizza and people always like,
Speaker 1: what what's wrong. I'm like, I taste green pepper.
Speaker 2: There's nothing on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know some juice drinled drizzled across somehow. All Right,
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