WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.639 --> 00:00:07.919 The Damon Runyan Theater. 2 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:23.000 Once again, the Damon Runy in Theater brings you another 3 00:00:23.039 --> 00:00:27.679 story by the master storyteller, Damon Runya, and this one 4 00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:28.839 social error. 5 00:00:29.320 --> 00:00:31.559 And to tell it to you here is Broadway. 6 00:00:31.879 --> 00:00:32.920 Thanks well. 7 00:00:32.960 --> 00:00:35.520 It is one morning along about two in the am 8 00:00:35.640 --> 00:00:37.759 when I am sitting in the Hotbox Club talking of 9 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:39.560 this and that with Miss Midgie Muldouk. 10 00:00:40.119 --> 00:00:42.600 Now, Midgie is not a crow by any means. Although 11 00:00:42.600 --> 00:00:45.280 she is only knee high to a Pomerini for short one, 12 00:00:45.679 --> 00:00:48.280 I never see a better looking dot and is well 13 00:00:48.320 --> 00:00:51.119 known to understand that more than several citizens would like. 14 00:00:51.200 --> 00:00:54.960 Nothing better than to hear Miss Midgie Muldoon speaking soft woods. 15 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:57.399 To However, she has nothing to do with the various 16 00:00:57.479 --> 00:00:58.079 high shots. 17 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:00.960 So while we are talking, she stops in the middle 18 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:02.320 of a sentence and says. 19 00:01:02.439 --> 00:01:04.920 Oh, no, here he comes again. 20 00:01:05.719 --> 00:01:06.640 Here who comes again? 21 00:01:06.719 --> 00:01:10.840 Coming in the door? Jack Madigan, Oh handsome Jack, Handsome Jack. 22 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:14.239 No wonder he's so conceited. Couldn't you find a better 23 00:01:14.319 --> 00:01:14.760 name for it? 24 00:01:14.840 --> 00:01:17.159 But you will have to admit that Fitz, I. 25 00:01:17.280 --> 00:01:19.799 Can't stand him. Of all the people I can't stand, 26 00:01:19.879 --> 00:01:21.079 he's right on top. 27 00:01:21.439 --> 00:01:22.359 He sees you. Migi. 28 00:01:22.760 --> 00:01:24.959 Please don't go way Broadly, no matter what he says. 29 00:01:25.040 --> 00:01:27.680 Well, Mitchie, handsome Jack is not a very good citizen 30 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:28.760 to cross in any way. 31 00:01:28.920 --> 00:01:31.079 Don't leave me alone, please. 32 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:32.879 What if he asked me to go not politely? 33 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:41.840 I'll handle him, only don't leave me alone with him. 34 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:44.879 So I stay because Mitchie asked me to. But I 35 00:01:44.959 --> 00:01:47.400 know it is not going to be comfortable, because handsome 36 00:01:47.519 --> 00:01:50.359 Jack Madigan always strikes me as a guy who is rough, 37 00:01:50.959 --> 00:01:52.640 and I always figured the best you can get out 38 00:01:52.680 --> 00:01:54.319 of citizens like that is the worst of it. 39 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:57.640 However, I sit tight, and it is because. 40 00:01:57.319 --> 00:01:58.920 I do that I am in on the beginning of 41 00:01:58.959 --> 00:02:02.439 a very strange story, indeed, one which I will tell 42 00:02:02.480 --> 00:02:20.280 you in a minute. 43 00:02:21.960 --> 00:02:24.400 I am now back to the Damon Runyon Theater and 44 00:02:24.479 --> 00:02:26.879 the famous story social error. 45 00:02:37.080 --> 00:02:40.039 Like guys say, I sit tight because Midgie Muldoon does 46 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:42.240 not wish to be alone with handsome Jack Madigan. 47 00:02:42.919 --> 00:02:45.120 Well, it takes him maybe two seconds to come across 48 00:02:45.120 --> 00:02:47.240 the floor. He looks down and says. 49 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:50.000 Hi, Mitgie, I was fine. 50 00:02:50.759 --> 00:02:51.560 Broadway how it. 51 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:53.879 Thinks, ups and downs mostly down. 52 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:57.280 Yeah, you got something to do Broadway, Not a thing, Jack. 53 00:02:57.360 --> 00:02:59.960 I am just whiling away the wee hours of the morning. 54 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:02.000 Yeah, well they are pretty wee by now, and you 55 00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:03.879 look tired. Maybe you better beat it and crawl in 56 00:03:03.879 --> 00:03:05.919 the kip. I am not sleeping, I think you are. 57 00:03:06.080 --> 00:03:07.599 No, he is not going. 58 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:09.759 You want him to stay. 59 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:11.680 He's the only one I want to stay. 60 00:03:11.879 --> 00:03:13.919 Why do you keep giving me the brush? Midgie? 61 00:03:14.039 --> 00:03:15.560 It's the only thing for Dandre. 62 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:17.159 Look, there ain't nothing wrong with me. 63 00:03:17.400 --> 00:03:19.319 Nothing that that be on yourself wouldn't cure. 64 00:03:19.560 --> 00:03:20.479 You got me wrong? 65 00:03:20.560 --> 00:03:22.719 I wait a minute. I've told you a dozen times 66 00:03:22.759 --> 00:03:25.039 I don't like you. I never will like it, So 67 00:03:25.120 --> 00:03:28.719 please don't hang around me. Don't send me flowers, candy, jewelry. 68 00:03:28.800 --> 00:03:31.680 I like to all right, so you'll keep getting them back. 69 00:03:31.960 --> 00:03:34.520 Look, just talk to me for a while without giving 70 00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:35.800 me the knife, will you? No? 71 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:38.719 Good night Broadway and thanks for your copy. 72 00:03:38.960 --> 00:03:39.560 Yeah, so long? 73 00:03:39.560 --> 00:03:42.719 Would you? Midgie? What I can maybe get your. 74 00:03:42.639 --> 00:03:45.680 Cab thirty dollars cabs on the street. I can locate 75 00:03:45.719 --> 00:03:49.560 one of them. 76 00:03:49.599 --> 00:03:52.840 Like always, I am poisoned to it, and I am 77 00:03:52.879 --> 00:03:55.800 a fourteen carrot golden laid sap for making a plate 78 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:59.199 for it. There are a million dollars that would roll 79 00:03:59.199 --> 00:04:01.520 over and sit up if I give him a tumble. 80 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:04.240 Well, Jack, do you ever think that maybe miss Midgie 81 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:07.719 Modoom thinks that you think she is one of those dollars. 82 00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:11.520 I can never figure dolls. Maybe you do like that? 83 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:14.520 Huh yeah yeah broad Way, Maybe I do. 84 00:04:14.759 --> 00:04:15.960 But you are not the only one. 85 00:04:16.000 --> 00:04:18.639 She puts the frost, non the pale faced kid, Red 86 00:04:18.680 --> 00:04:19.600 Henry big. 87 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:22.120 Sam Bums two bit characters ain't one two in it 88 00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:25.399 with me? I see what do you see? 89 00:04:25.879 --> 00:04:28.120 Maybe if you lay off being such a tough character 90 00:04:28.199 --> 00:04:29.639 for a while, she will think different. 91 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:31.240 What are you giving me? 92 00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:33.519 Well, she will have nothing to do with anybody who 93 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:34.399 is not legitimate. 94 00:04:34.439 --> 00:04:36.560 That is why I say I can never figure dolls. 95 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:40.319 I can neverbody ever figures a doal Jenk? Hi your bird? 96 00:04:40.560 --> 00:04:41.959 Well, well they've the dudes. 97 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:45.000 Hi, when is your beef? 98 00:04:45.079 --> 00:04:45.399 Jenkins? 99 00:04:45.439 --> 00:04:45.959 Never mind? 100 00:04:46.319 --> 00:04:49.000 Okay, okay, keep it to yourself. 101 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:51.959 We are just talking about Midgie Modoom. 102 00:04:52.279 --> 00:04:55.800 Ah face bass is still a long way off. 103 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:58.439 I Jenkin, shut up, I'll see you late. 104 00:05:00.279 --> 00:05:03.720 She just think of it, handsome Jack Madigan sour enough 105 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:04.759 because of a Donald. 106 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:06.279 Maybe he is on the level. 107 00:05:06.399 --> 00:05:08.839 Jack like a cork screwed. 108 00:05:08.920 --> 00:05:10.600 Yeah, I look, Dave, I see a lot of guys, 109 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:12.000 tough guys, high shots. 110 00:05:12.000 --> 00:05:14.199 So so each one of them has. 111 00:05:14.040 --> 00:05:16.959 Got a place inside where things can hurt. 112 00:05:17.120 --> 00:05:22.839 Not Jack, maybe, okay, maybe, but until I see that 113 00:05:22.879 --> 00:05:25.720 guy do something by somebody, something that does not figure 114 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:27.879 to put him and I went an end. I say 115 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:31.000 he is not level. And they do not blame Mitgie 116 00:05:31.079 --> 00:05:37.160 muldoon for passing up by case of measles like that guy. 117 00:05:37.199 --> 00:05:39.759 Well, somehow I figured that day the dude is wrong 118 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:42.600 about Jack, because there is something in the way Jack 119 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:44.519 looks at Migie that makes me think. 120 00:05:44.680 --> 00:05:47.439 Here is a guy who is well lighted inside with 121 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:49.480 what the poets call the old love light. 122 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:52.959 He continues to be soft for her, and she continues 123 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:55.759 to walk past him like he is someplace else. Then 124 00:05:55.959 --> 00:05:58.000 it is about a week later in the hot box club, 125 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:01.040 which Dave the Dude o'ts I'm sitting with Dave and 126 00:06:01.120 --> 00:06:03.079 Jack when the scene is as fun as. 127 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:06.639 Nice crowd tonight, very nice. 128 00:06:06.759 --> 00:06:08.720 Yeah, and it is certainly not the food that brings 129 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:09.000 them in. 130 00:06:09.240 --> 00:06:11.120 You what don't know better than to eat an here? 131 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:13.720 Well, I think maybe because you are a friend of mine, 132 00:06:13.839 --> 00:06:15.839 the sandwich will not be all rubber and wood. 133 00:06:16.040 --> 00:06:19.639 Hey, Dave, there is your friend again. 134 00:06:19.759 --> 00:06:25.279 Huh ah. The Makyle Dame humhm. Every night she comes in. 135 00:06:25.480 --> 00:06:31.600 She is not choicy about her dancing parts, high society stuff. 136 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:33.600 Oh yeah, Harriet mackiel. 137 00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:36.000 It seems to me I remember her getting into quite 138 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:38.120 a few newspapers for one thing or another. 139 00:06:38.279 --> 00:06:40.519 Yeah, one thing of another. 140 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:42.600 Dancing with Red Henry. 141 00:06:42.319 --> 00:06:44.199 There is something I cannot understand. 142 00:06:44.639 --> 00:06:46.720 And now, with all the toy in the world, and 143 00:06:46.759 --> 00:06:50.000 she dances with tough guys no offense, Dave Jack. 144 00:06:50.839 --> 00:06:54.319 She thinks it is smart romanty. She goes back towards 145 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:57.199 society friends and tells them she dances with a safe flower. 146 00:06:57.240 --> 00:06:59.319 I think if I wish to dance with a safe flower, 147 00:06:59.319 --> 00:07:01.399 and I do not think that is likely, I will 148 00:07:01.439 --> 00:07:03.079 pick a nicer one than read Henry. 149 00:07:03.480 --> 00:07:06.360 Funny, ain't it him? Is this Mickyle Dane. 150 00:07:06.839 --> 00:07:09.680 She can take a pick of any society guy she wants, 151 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:12.480 but she puts on the eye for guys like Ved Henry. 152 00:07:12.639 --> 00:07:17.000 So him is a guy like handsome Jack. He goes 153 00:07:17.040 --> 00:07:19.399 for a kid like Miggie Muldoon who will have nothing 154 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:20.480 to do with hot shots. 155 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:23.160 This let us leave me out of it. Huh sure, shure. 156 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:26.120 But it is still very funny. And to make it 157 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:29.560 even funnier, there is a guy named Basil Valentine. 158 00:07:29.680 --> 00:07:31.439 That is a name or a greeting guy. 159 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:35.120 He stings for magazines. Now he wants to be tough, 160 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:37.680 but is as mild as they come. He goes for 161 00:07:37.759 --> 00:07:40.199 the Mikyle Dame, who will have nothing to do with him. 162 00:07:40.360 --> 00:07:42.160 In fact, he never even meets it. 163 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:45.160 Everything is all twisted around. 164 00:07:45.279 --> 00:07:49.120 Yeah, sure is that Basil Valentine just sits here every 165 00:07:49.240 --> 00:07:51.000 night looking at the Mikyle Dane. 166 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:53.399 Right now, she is looking at us. 167 00:07:54.720 --> 00:07:58.439 Then the one she comes over, you win your bet. 168 00:07:58.839 --> 00:08:01.920 She is looking at you, so she is looking at me. 169 00:08:02.360 --> 00:08:06.439 So what I see? You look like that before? Jack, 170 00:08:06.959 --> 00:08:08.800 you were about to be romantic. 171 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:11.920 Nuts. She does not look like a million to me. 172 00:08:12.160 --> 00:08:15.160 No, but she has a few good evening day. 173 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:17.120 Oh well, why are you, Miss McConn. 174 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:18.560 Just fine, thank you. 175 00:08:19.319 --> 00:08:23.079 I don't believe i've met this gentleman. No, well, this 176 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:26.639 is handsome Jack Madigan, May Jack, Miss mcind. 177 00:08:26.360 --> 00:08:27.920 How do you do good? 178 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:31.279 This is Broadway? How are you am getting along? 179 00:08:31.639 --> 00:08:35.320 I hope you don't think I'm intruding? Not in that dress? 180 00:08:36.399 --> 00:08:40.960 Thank you, Hey sir, Miss McCann, thank you having a 181 00:08:40.960 --> 00:08:44.080 good time a little boy? May I have a cigarette? 182 00:08:44.639 --> 00:08:46.000 Mister Madigan? 183 00:08:46.639 --> 00:08:49.039 Help yourself light? Sure? 184 00:08:53.240 --> 00:08:56.679 So you're the famous handsome Jack Madigan. 185 00:08:57.480 --> 00:08:58.559 Yeah, real famous. 186 00:08:59.480 --> 00:09:03.279 Look I got some weight that don't enjoy yourselves? 187 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:07.000 Yeah, see you later, Dave. Goodbye, Dave. 188 00:09:09.039 --> 00:09:10.919 Do you live near here, mister Broadway? 189 00:09:11.159 --> 00:09:11.879 Not far away? 190 00:09:12.440 --> 00:09:16.679 I was just asking, why, no reason in particular. 191 00:09:16.759 --> 00:09:18.360 Where do you live, miss macau. 192 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.960 Why don't you call me Harriet? 193 00:09:21.279 --> 00:09:25.080 Okay, Harriet? Why did you ask me where I live? 194 00:09:25.639 --> 00:09:29.679 No reason? In particular? You're not very friendly, are you? Jack? 195 00:09:30.159 --> 00:09:32.039 Sometimes I am very friendly? 196 00:09:32.679 --> 00:09:35.000 I see I. 197 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:37.320 Oh, I do wish that man in the horn room 198 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:40.440 glasses would stop staring at me? Which one that one 199 00:09:40.480 --> 00:09:41.759 by himself at the table? 200 00:09:42.240 --> 00:09:45.919 Oh him Valentine. Every place I go there he is, 201 00:09:46.159 --> 00:09:47.000 he annoys me. 202 00:09:47.200 --> 00:09:50.879 It's possible, Miss mcgaul. What do you mean nothing at door? 203 00:09:50.879 --> 00:09:53.120 Not to do? I'm going to speak to Dave about 204 00:09:53.120 --> 00:09:55.120 that Valentine person. 205 00:09:56.159 --> 00:10:00.879 Oh, perhaps you'd do me a favor, Jay, like what? 206 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:04.279 I don't like that man staring at me? 207 00:10:04.919 --> 00:10:09.320 Oh do you think it's funny? 208 00:10:09.360 --> 00:10:09.679 Sure? 209 00:10:09.840 --> 00:10:12.159 Because if you think I am going over there and 210 00:10:12.240 --> 00:10:15.159 talk to bad bassle, you are crazy. Talk to who 211 00:10:15.559 --> 00:10:19.519 bad Vassal Valentine bad Dazzle? Sure why he will kill 212 00:10:19.519 --> 00:10:23.720 anyone quicker than you can say scat that harns looking man, 213 00:10:23.840 --> 00:10:27.320 Miss Michael, Bad Basil can scarcely sleep good any night. 214 00:10:27.360 --> 00:10:28.679 He does not kill some guys? 215 00:10:28.759 --> 00:10:29.799 Jack, what are you saying? 216 00:10:29.879 --> 00:10:32.159 It is all right Broadway, Miss Michael. Here is a 217 00:10:32.200 --> 00:10:34.039 friend we can talk about bad Basstle. 218 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:36.720 But he he seems so gentle. 219 00:10:36.360 --> 00:10:38.960 Looking, Miss Michael, I once know a hood who is 220 00:10:39.000 --> 00:10:41.639 so gentle looking that the people mistake him for a spaniel. 221 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:44.200 But he ends up in the chair at singson. 222 00:10:44.480 --> 00:10:47.519 Miss michaiel you asked me a minute ago where I lived. 223 00:10:47.960 --> 00:10:49.919 I am now going there? Good night? 224 00:10:49.960 --> 00:10:51.919 Oh no, no, I'll go. 225 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:54.399 Maybe you would like to meet bad Basil. 226 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:58.759 Huh well yes, but later, good night? 227 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:00.080 Good night. 228 00:11:01.600 --> 00:11:03.840 Jack. The sandwich you eat is not that bad? 229 00:11:04.519 --> 00:11:07.120 What is the matter? I fix it up with the guy? 230 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:10.200 Do I not? Who knows what will happen? 231 00:11:10.279 --> 00:11:14.240 Now you are so right? Who knows what will happen? 232 00:11:20.399 --> 00:11:20.600 Well? 233 00:11:20.720 --> 00:11:22.919 Jake thinks it is very funny that he tells Miss 234 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:25.679 Harriet Mikail that Bassil Valentine is a hot shot. 235 00:11:26.639 --> 00:11:28.840 Never does he imagine how this is going to affect 236 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:32.240 him and Miss Midgie will do. But it does, and 237 00:11:32.279 --> 00:11:33.639 in a very strange way. 238 00:11:34.279 --> 00:11:37.120 And how this happens starts one night in midday's when 239 00:11:37.159 --> 00:11:39.559 I am sitting there and Dave the dude comes over 240 00:11:39.600 --> 00:11:41.360 to me and says, I have. 241 00:11:41.440 --> 00:11:43.000 Been looking on for you, Brodwayne. 242 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:44.000 Well here I am. 243 00:11:44.360 --> 00:11:45.320 What is on your mind, Dave? 244 00:11:46.000 --> 00:11:49.039 And what are you doing? Then after tomorrow, if all. 245 00:11:48.960 --> 00:11:51.799 Goes well, I will still be breathing and maybe sitting 246 00:11:51.879 --> 00:11:52.240 right here. 247 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:56.879 Why when I go to a party, Nope, I ask 248 00:11:57.000 --> 00:11:59.399 you to, I will be glad to good. 249 00:12:00.240 --> 00:12:02.240 Miss Harriett Mackiel is throwing one. 250 00:12:02.279 --> 00:12:05.240 Harriet Michael. I'll wait a minute, Dave, I belong there 251 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:06.440 like I belong in the White House. 252 00:12:06.440 --> 00:12:08.600 A lot of your friends will be there, and Henry 253 00:12:08.679 --> 00:12:11.080 Harry Dohors, Mitsie the pale faced kid. 254 00:12:11.639 --> 00:12:13.120 Some of those citizens are so hot. 255 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:15.440 It might be a farewell party before they leave on 256 00:12:15.519 --> 00:12:17.399 paid vacations at various institution. 257 00:12:17.519 --> 00:12:20.080 I know, but she thinks it is pretty cute to 258 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:21.519 line up boys like that. 259 00:12:21.840 --> 00:12:23.399 It gives us something to talk about. 260 00:12:23.440 --> 00:12:25.679 Look, Dave, I would like to do you a favor and. 261 00:12:25.519 --> 00:12:28.000 Be there, But she is a good customer, and I 262 00:12:28.039 --> 00:12:30.279 would not like her to feel that my friends do 263 00:12:30.399 --> 00:12:35.240 not appreciate her hospitality. What time do I get there? Anytime? 264 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:35.679 Oh? 265 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:39.200 And by the way, yeah, where is Basil Valentine? I 266 00:12:39.240 --> 00:12:42.840 do not know what she wants him, especially and this 267 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:46.799 I cannot figure. She'll be empty hers and rough citizens. 268 00:12:46.919 --> 00:12:48.240 So why does she want him? 269 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:51.799 I think I know, Dave, this is going to be 270 00:12:51.799 --> 00:12:58.679 a very strange party. Indeed, and how right I am 271 00:12:58.759 --> 00:13:01.559 even I do not know what the time I say it. Furthermore, 272 00:13:01.600 --> 00:13:03.360 I do not wish to be at that party, but 273 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:05.399 Dave is a very good friend of mine, and I 274 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:08.600 like to do him favors, especially since he is likely 275 00:13:08.639 --> 00:13:12.000 to resent it if I refuse. So I go, and 276 00:13:12.120 --> 00:13:16.200 what happens there I will tell you in a minute. 277 00:13:33.960 --> 00:13:36.360 I'm now back to the Damon Runyan Theatre and the 278 00:13:36.360 --> 00:13:38.519 famous story social error. 279 00:13:49.039 --> 00:13:51.240 Like I say, I do not wish to offend Dave, 280 00:13:51.240 --> 00:13:52.840 would dude? So I show up at Miss. 281 00:13:52.759 --> 00:13:55.960 Harriet Macyl's fire, so do quite a few other sisters, 282 00:13:55.960 --> 00:13:57.080 while not in Who's who? 283 00:13:57.559 --> 00:13:58.480 But no, what's what? 284 00:13:59.120 --> 00:14:02.200 Especially if it is look, I am very surprised to 285 00:14:02.200 --> 00:14:05.399 see Miss Midgie Modoma, So I ask him why she comes, 286 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:08.200 and she says, as fun as Dave asked. 287 00:14:07.919 --> 00:14:08.799 Me to come Broadway. 288 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:11.120 I always think you never associate with hot. 289 00:14:10.919 --> 00:14:13.960 Shots, Migie, I don't, but Billy Dave's wife is a 290 00:14:14.000 --> 00:14:15.879 friend of mine. I couldn't say no. 291 00:14:16.720 --> 00:14:19.480 I guess you know Jack is gonna be here. Well, 292 00:14:19.679 --> 00:14:23.360 what if he is. 293 00:14:21.799 --> 00:14:23.559 Is he missed Mikile's latest? 294 00:14:23.960 --> 00:14:25.159 Well not exactly. 295 00:14:25.720 --> 00:14:26.919 I think he might like her. 296 00:14:27.039 --> 00:14:29.200 If you will look at her now, you will see 297 00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:32.120 that she is more than somewhat interested in bad Basil. 298 00:14:32.200 --> 00:14:34.879 Who bad battle Basil. Now I'm bye. 299 00:14:35.279 --> 00:14:35.960 You're cuted. 300 00:14:36.720 --> 00:14:38.399 That's a man who always hangs around. 301 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:41.679 Dave's layer, but now he is bad Buzzle. I don't 302 00:14:41.759 --> 00:14:43.360 understand what it is like this. 303 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:48.399 Hello Broadway Gie, Oh Jack, excuse me Broadway. No wait 304 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:52.320 a second, Mitgie, No look, why do you not give 305 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:52.840 me a break? 306 00:14:53.279 --> 00:14:55.240 Why don't you ask miss Mikiele for one? 307 00:14:55.799 --> 00:14:59.879 I am asking you, don't. I do not mind you brush, 308 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:00.919 but do not laugh. 309 00:15:01.120 --> 00:15:05.440 It's very funny, handsome Jack Madigan letting Basil Valentine beat 310 00:15:05.480 --> 00:15:05.919 his time. 311 00:15:06.200 --> 00:15:07.360 Huh ah. 312 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:12.200 The joke is on you, Midgie. As a matter of fact, 313 00:15:12.559 --> 00:15:15.519 I fix it up. I tell him Mikyle Donald Basil 314 00:15:15.639 --> 00:15:18.159 is a number one tough citizen. She believes me, and 315 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:22.080 then' I what sure? I give the guy a break? 316 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:26.200 Aren't you the big humorist? Anything for a laugh? Oh? 317 00:15:26.279 --> 00:15:26.679 No way? 318 00:15:27.039 --> 00:15:29.360 That poor little guy thinks he's going big. What will 319 00:15:29.399 --> 00:15:30.799 happen to him when she finds out? 320 00:15:31.279 --> 00:15:32.399 Why should you be blessed? 321 00:15:32.399 --> 00:15:34.039 Because I think it's a miserable trick. 322 00:15:34.320 --> 00:15:35.159 It is a gas. 323 00:15:35.519 --> 00:15:37.759 Sooner or later she'll find out what he really is 324 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:39.559 and the two of you can have a big laugh 325 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:39.879 at it. 326 00:15:40.240 --> 00:15:42.639 Look, Miggie, I did not mean for this to spread 327 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:45.279 so sick. How do I know that Dame is gonna swallow? 328 00:15:45.480 --> 00:15:48.080 But she did. Now I'll tell you something. At first 329 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:51.320 I couldn't stand the side of you. Then I thought, well, 330 00:15:51.440 --> 00:15:52.159 maybe you might be. 331 00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:52.799 On a level. 332 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:55.679 But this puts me right back where I. 333 00:15:56.039 --> 00:16:03.200 Was with that. 334 00:16:03.480 --> 00:16:06.080 Midgie walks away and Jack looks after her like a 335 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:08.399 dog that is lost. I know now that he is 336 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:09.039 really level. 337 00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:11.840 Also, I know that he tips Basil to the gang, 338 00:16:12.279 --> 00:16:14.360 and this makes Basil happy because he. 339 00:16:14.440 --> 00:16:16.519 Figures that Mikyle Dow will now fall for it. 340 00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:19.279 The next thing I know, I hear Basil telling her 341 00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:21.639 how he knocks off ten hoods one weekend while he 342 00:16:21.720 --> 00:16:23.720 is on a pleasure trip, and I see she is 343 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:26.480 looking at him with some respect. But in the meantime 344 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:30.320 Jack is doing nothing but mooning a round. Then along 345 00:16:30.360 --> 00:16:33.320 about two am I am standing with Jack and the scene. 346 00:16:33.159 --> 00:16:33.919 Is as follows. 347 00:16:34.600 --> 00:16:36.639 Everybody has a good time, but. 348 00:16:36.919 --> 00:16:39.120 Me, Jack. I wish to ask you something, and I 349 00:16:39.159 --> 00:16:42.600 wish to hear the truth. You are really serious about midgie? 350 00:16:43.360 --> 00:16:46.879 Yeah, I am broad Way. I gotta do something to 351 00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:50.320 show her. I ain't too bad. I just hey, Jack, 352 00:16:51.080 --> 00:16:54.600 I have been looking for you, Okay, Red Henry here 353 00:16:54.679 --> 00:16:54.960 I am. 354 00:16:55.159 --> 00:16:58.279 Look, I'm doing all right with a Mikyle dame. 355 00:16:58.519 --> 00:17:01.320 You stick your nose in, go away, you get too 356 00:17:01.399 --> 00:17:02.440 much in the last class. 357 00:17:02.600 --> 00:17:05.759 I'm telling you I was doing all right. I heard 358 00:17:05.799 --> 00:17:08.400 about that gag with a Valentine Carricter. 359 00:17:08.680 --> 00:17:11.160 I tell you go away. You never do like me, 360 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:13.359 So you do this, you queer me. You are right, 361 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:14.640 I never do like you. 362 00:17:14.920 --> 00:17:17.559 Happy, But I'm going to tip the mcyle doll. 363 00:17:17.960 --> 00:17:20.599 See why do you not go away and clean up. 364 00:17:20.680 --> 00:17:22.079 I'm gonna fix it all up. 365 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:24.079 Look, Red, leave the little guy have his fun. He 366 00:17:24.200 --> 00:17:25.839 his nuts about the dame. What are you kidd? 367 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:26.920 I was doing all right. 368 00:17:27.319 --> 00:17:29.440 I don't like your nose sticking in away. 369 00:17:29.559 --> 00:17:32.079 Get lost, take a cure ashore because you cannot get 370 00:17:32.119 --> 00:17:33.799 the dog you want or your queer it for me. 371 00:17:33.960 --> 00:17:34.359 Shut up? 372 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:37.039 You were heated up from Mitchie muldoon, but you get 373 00:17:37.079 --> 00:17:37.519 the frog. 374 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:40.400 Cut it out, Handsome Jack Maddigan sitting on the back 375 00:17:40.480 --> 00:17:41.640 porch and the doors. 376 00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:43.240 Lock right red, you and I will take a little walk. 377 00:17:43.599 --> 00:17:44.359 There was a terrorist. 378 00:17:44.400 --> 00:17:46.319 I bet you've never seen New York from this high up. 379 00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:47.799 Shut up Broadway. 380 00:17:47.920 --> 00:17:48.839 He knows I am right. 381 00:17:49.319 --> 00:17:51.680 How does it feel to be chilled off? Jack? I 382 00:17:51.720 --> 00:17:56.680 will show you. Jack mcarty is going the rock. Get 383 00:17:56.720 --> 00:18:01.880 back Broadway. See what it killed me? Shut the door? 384 00:18:02.039 --> 00:18:04.799 Somebody shut him? You you you shut him? He is 385 00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:06.960 all right. I hit him in the hand, Jack, Look, 386 00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:08.079 maybe I better go. 387 00:18:08.480 --> 00:18:10.440 I will pay call us Radder. 388 00:18:10.559 --> 00:18:13.319 You are right. Hit my hand, that is all. There 389 00:18:13.319 --> 00:18:16.119 will be a terrible skin. Will not worsen everybody? 390 00:18:16.240 --> 00:18:16.599 Quiet? 391 00:18:17.839 --> 00:18:22.480 What happens here goes no fighter? Get it broad Way? Yeah, Dave, 392 00:18:22.680 --> 00:18:26.480 get the phone, call for my car. Sure you better 393 00:18:26.640 --> 00:18:27.279 be the jack. 394 00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:28.559 And look, Dave, I gotta. 395 00:18:28.359 --> 00:18:30.319 Explain, Handsome Jack Madigan. 396 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:32.160 Parlor tough guy, Magee. 397 00:18:32.480 --> 00:18:35.039 I wonder what else you'll think I have to impress people. 398 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:43.119 Well, the little affair is hushed up because none of 399 00:18:43.160 --> 00:18:46.200 the citizens there wish to answer questions, especially if they 400 00:18:46.240 --> 00:18:49.440 are asked by genders, and Miss Harriet Michiel is glad 401 00:18:49.519 --> 00:18:51.720